1 00:00:06,828 --> 00:00:09,766 _ 2 00:00:21,087 --> 00:00:22,421 What the fuck, bro? 3 00:00:22,455 --> 00:00:25,090 You think you can just cut me the fuck off back there? 4 00:00:25,163 --> 00:00:27,015 You fucking asshole! 5 00:00:27,149 --> 00:00:29,662 I'm fucking talking to you! 6 00:00:29,695 --> 00:00:31,931 Hey! Look at me, motherfucker! 7 00:00:38,471 --> 00:00:39,868 What the fuck? 8 00:00:44,516 --> 00:00:46,913 Wait, wait, wait. No, look, man. 9 00:00:46,946 --> 00:00:49,253 I'm real sorry, man. Don't fucking do it. 10 00:00:49,280 --> 00:00:51,516 I didn't mean to... 11 00:00:59,892 --> 00:01:01,427 That's a cute car. 12 00:01:01,461 --> 00:01:04,613 Is that your mother's car? You have a safe fucking trip, yeah? 13 00:01:04,640 --> 00:01:06,340 Hey, how far is Ocala? 14 00:01:06,367 --> 00:01:08,785 - Nine hours, Daddy. - Let's go get that motherfucker, yeah? 15 00:01:08,812 --> 00:01:11,375 - Motherfucker! - Motherfucker! 16 00:01:17,499 --> 00:01:18,367 Fuck! 17 00:01:18,393 --> 00:01:23,006 www.subtitulamos.tv 18 00:01:23,842 --> 00:01:26,295 _ 19 00:01:27,424 --> 00:01:29,678 _ 20 00:01:36,395 --> 00:01:38,272 Okay, guys, let's go. 21 00:01:40,699 --> 00:01:41,553 Come on. 22 00:01:45,920 --> 00:01:48,574 No. You never eat at a table with the little kids. 23 00:01:48,608 --> 00:01:50,476 Kids do gross shit. 24 00:01:50,510 --> 00:01:53,679 They snot all over everything, they touch their own assholes... 25 00:01:53,713 --> 00:01:55,215 It's fucking gross. 26 00:02:06,325 --> 00:02:08,093 I hate mushrooms. 27 00:02:08,127 --> 00:02:09,796 I'll eat your fuckin' mushrooms. 28 00:02:12,648 --> 00:02:14,117 You guys wanna see me down it? 29 00:02:14,144 --> 00:02:16,069 I'm hanging with a bunch of pussies. 30 00:02:16,102 --> 00:02:17,090 Okay. 31 00:02:17,703 --> 00:02:18,805 So cool. 32 00:02:25,911 --> 00:02:27,848 Holy shit! I need water! 33 00:02:29,182 --> 00:02:30,715 That's not so hard. 34 00:02:32,251 --> 00:02:34,629 Why did you do that? My God. 35 00:02:36,222 --> 00:02:37,644 Are you crying? 36 00:02:42,762 --> 00:02:43,980 I need to pee. 37 00:02:45,098 --> 00:02:46,855 I bet you do. 38 00:02:54,372 --> 00:02:56,387 Shit. Truancy raid! 39 00:02:57,043 --> 00:02:59,345 All right! Y'all know the drill. 40 00:02:59,379 --> 00:03:01,648 And no cussing on the way to the van. 41 00:03:01,941 --> 00:03:03,282 Let's go, girlie. 42 00:03:03,315 --> 00:03:04,650 Don't you fuckin' touch me. 43 00:03:04,684 --> 00:03:06,319 I don't even go to your stupid school. 44 00:03:06,352 --> 00:03:09,367 You keep that up, and I'm gonna have to call your parents, all right? 45 00:03:09,394 --> 00:03:12,457 - You, check her bag for contraband. - Hey, give it back! 46 00:03:12,637 --> 00:03:13,802 Stop that! 47 00:03:15,828 --> 00:03:16,795 What the fuck! 48 00:03:16,829 --> 00:03:20,165 Put me down! I don't go to his fucking school! 49 00:03:20,206 --> 00:03:22,128 Not so tough now, are you? 50 00:03:32,745 --> 00:03:33,966 Where's the girl? 51 00:03:34,337 --> 00:03:36,165 I don't know which girl you mean, 52 00:03:36,192 --> 00:03:38,668 but the truancy cops just raided this bitch. 53 00:03:59,638 --> 00:04:00,773 Who are you? 54 00:04:00,807 --> 00:04:03,043 I mean, kneeing that narc in the balls like that... 55 00:04:03,070 --> 00:04:05,629 Move over Cate Blanchett, I think I found my new spirit animal. 56 00:04:05,656 --> 00:04:07,144 Please tell me you're new here. 57 00:04:07,171 --> 00:04:09,667 I'm just on vacation, or whatever. 58 00:04:09,694 --> 00:04:12,176 - In Richmond Hill? - Why? 59 00:04:12,203 --> 00:04:14,324 Because mind ya own business, that's why. 60 00:04:14,351 --> 00:04:15,816 - She's sassy. - Okay. 61 00:04:15,843 --> 00:04:17,894 Is there some sort of way we can bust out of here? 62 00:04:17,921 --> 00:04:20,159 Like a fucking fire alarm we can pull, or something? 63 00:04:20,192 --> 00:04:21,794 You're low-key hilarious. 64 00:04:21,828 --> 00:04:25,168 This is lunch detention, not prison. Plus, don't you need your bag? 65 00:04:25,195 --> 00:04:26,599 They'll give it back to you later. 66 00:04:26,632 --> 00:04:28,113 But for now, we should probably just chill 67 00:04:28,140 --> 00:04:30,169 and wait to see what the snack is. 68 00:04:30,202 --> 00:04:31,832 They feed you during detention here? 69 00:04:31,859 --> 00:04:33,840 Don't worry, if it's bland, we got some 70 00:04:33,873 --> 00:04:36,692 Flamin' Cheetos stashed over in Non-Fiction. 71 00:04:37,009 --> 00:04:39,879 So, you're hanging out with us after school. That's a thing. 72 00:04:39,912 --> 00:04:40,947 Yep. 73 00:04:49,255 --> 00:04:52,191 Man! This hotel's is on some four-star shit! 74 00:04:52,224 --> 00:04:53,705 I can use this fancy lotion, right? 75 00:04:53,732 --> 00:04:56,732 Yeah, take it. Take the soap. Take everything. I don't care. 76 00:04:58,431 --> 00:05:00,532 Don't people mingle and shit at conferences? 77 00:05:00,566 --> 00:05:02,034 Should you get down there? 78 00:05:02,068 --> 00:05:03,799 Not yet. I've got to get settled, 79 00:05:03,826 --> 00:05:05,971 gotta iron some shirts, work on my speech... 80 00:05:05,998 --> 00:05:07,940 We could just bail and get back to finding Wayne. 81 00:05:07,974 --> 00:05:09,075 No. Can't. 82 00:05:09,108 --> 00:05:11,713 The Superintendent is gonna be following up on how I do, 83 00:05:11,740 --> 00:05:14,012 since she knows there's a chance to get some grant money. 84 00:05:14,046 --> 00:05:15,451 How much cash we talkin'? 85 00:05:15,478 --> 00:05:19,050 I don't know. Enough to buy some computers and other computer things. 86 00:05:19,077 --> 00:05:21,871 But I can't do anything with the room like this. 87 00:05:25,691 --> 00:05:29,172 Shit. You haven't even started on your speech yet. 88 00:05:29,199 --> 00:05:31,563 What? Yes, I have. You don't... What are you talking about? 89 00:05:31,590 --> 00:05:32,828 You're procrastinating. 90 00:05:32,855 --> 00:05:34,922 I do the same thing when I have a big paper due. 91 00:05:34,949 --> 00:05:37,975 I'll clean my room, pick up those tiny fuzz balls off my sweaters... 92 00:05:38,002 --> 00:05:41,139 I wrote it, okay? Basically. It's all up here. 93 00:05:41,172 --> 00:05:43,942 Why don't you go relax by the pool, downstairs? 94 00:05:43,975 --> 00:05:45,443 Because what's the point, okay? 95 00:05:45,476 --> 00:05:47,962 It doesn't even matter what I say. We're never gonna get a grant. 96 00:05:48,033 --> 00:05:49,333 And even if we did, 97 00:05:49,366 --> 00:05:51,345 you know what those kids are gonna do with the technology it buys? 98 00:05:51,369 --> 00:05:52,770 They're immediately gonna break it, 99 00:05:52,804 --> 00:05:54,814 steal it, or pour chocolate milk into it. 100 00:05:54,841 --> 00:05:55,874 So, what's the point? 101 00:05:55,907 --> 00:05:57,955 You know they have a sauna down there, too, right? 102 00:05:57,982 --> 00:06:00,755 You know, maybe you're right. We should brainstorm some ideas. 103 00:06:01,059 --> 00:06:02,327 What have you got? 104 00:06:04,294 --> 00:06:07,151 Dude, could you just go downstairs, so I can watch my porn movies? 105 00:06:07,185 --> 00:06:08,687 Please get dressed. 106 00:06:12,888 --> 00:06:14,632 _ 107 00:06:14,659 --> 00:06:16,802 Hold up. How long are you in town for? 108 00:06:17,562 --> 00:06:19,197 Are you doing anything tonight? 109 00:06:19,230 --> 00:06:22,500 Fuck yeah, dude. Good call. Our super lame-ass Spring Fling's tonight. 110 00:06:22,534 --> 00:06:24,814 I'm not comin' to your weird dance. I don't even go here. 111 00:06:24,841 --> 00:06:28,000 No, that doesn't matter. We can bring whoever we want as dates. 112 00:06:28,027 --> 00:06:30,368 I am bringing this hot mess, but... 113 00:06:31,276 --> 00:06:32,810 I'm thinking, 114 00:06:32,843 --> 00:06:36,313 we all go as a polyamorous lezzy throuple, yeah? 115 00:06:36,347 --> 00:06:39,776 Can you imagine how hard they'd shit their fucking pants? 116 00:06:40,584 --> 00:06:42,893 Look at how eeked out this hoecake is already. 117 00:06:44,054 --> 00:06:45,056 See that? 118 00:06:45,089 --> 00:06:47,438 That's the international sign for cunnilingus. 119 00:06:47,465 --> 00:06:50,465 Of course, you wouldn't know that because you're dating a high school boy, right? 120 00:06:51,128 --> 00:06:55,399 How about you? You got anyone? A guy? A girl? 121 00:06:55,433 --> 00:06:58,270 I don't know. I got a Wayne. 122 00:06:59,203 --> 00:07:00,404 What the fuck is "a Wayne"? 123 00:07:06,378 --> 00:07:07,809 Holy shit! 124 00:07:31,122 --> 00:07:32,887 I guess that's a fuckin' Wayne. 125 00:07:38,943 --> 00:07:41,008 Is this the boy you had a little kerfuffle with? 126 00:07:41,035 --> 00:07:44,093 He means the dangerous criminal who nail-gunned your hands to a van. 127 00:07:44,120 --> 00:07:46,289 Listen, when I talked to the other cops, 128 00:07:46,316 --> 00:07:49,483 the guys who wore actual uniforms, I told them everything I knew. 129 00:07:49,510 --> 00:07:50,870 Excuse me. 130 00:07:59,563 --> 00:08:03,484 So, I'm assuming the hiring circumstances were similar to these gentlemen's? 131 00:08:03,511 --> 00:08:05,668 I didn't find him on Linkedln, if that's what you mean. 132 00:08:05,879 --> 00:08:06,905 Did you pay him? 133 00:08:06,938 --> 00:08:10,254 Of course, I fuckin' paid him. And this is what I get for it? 134 00:08:10,346 --> 00:08:11,580 Right. 135 00:08:11,607 --> 00:08:13,582 Well, that doesn't quite add up now, does it? 136 00:08:13,644 --> 00:08:15,947 May I have my goddamn phone back, please? 137 00:08:15,980 --> 00:08:18,649 Look, the kids are on the road, okay? They need to eat. 138 00:08:18,683 --> 00:08:20,683 I know you want to think he's some kind of angel, 139 00:08:20,710 --> 00:08:24,015 but if Wayne got desperate, we're gonna have serious problems here. 140 00:08:24,168 --> 00:08:27,001 Welcome to the Fayetteville Immigration Detention Center. 141 00:08:27,025 --> 00:08:30,795 Our menu options have changed. For English press 1. 142 00:08:30,829 --> 00:08:33,331 You know, I came across a gentleman in Massachusetts, 143 00:08:33,364 --> 00:08:35,519 who had the darnedest scheme. 144 00:08:35,867 --> 00:08:38,737 He'd hire workers with questionable citizenship status, 145 00:08:38,764 --> 00:08:41,386 and at the end of the day, instead of paying them, 146 00:08:41,606 --> 00:08:43,908 he'd turn them in to Immigration. 147 00:08:43,941 --> 00:08:45,410 Now, I hate to be rude, 148 00:08:45,443 --> 00:08:48,847 so, allow me to translate for our Spanish-speaking friends... 149 00:09:02,427 --> 00:09:05,317 I'm takin' you're not much of a school-type, are ya? 150 00:09:06,163 --> 00:09:08,544 People didn't like me much. 151 00:09:10,601 --> 00:09:12,170 And I didn't like them much back. 152 00:09:12,203 --> 00:09:13,905 Yeah. Me, neither. 153 00:09:13,938 --> 00:09:15,273 I dunno. 154 00:09:15,306 --> 00:09:17,856 Schools are always gonna be filled with boneheads. 155 00:09:17,883 --> 00:09:22,403 So's my house. At least, at school, I got a decent lunch. 156 00:09:23,915 --> 00:09:26,108 I was actually good at it, you know. 157 00:09:26,900 --> 00:09:28,702 I had a best friend and... 158 00:09:32,262 --> 00:09:35,132 - I liked that pink soap. - What? 159 00:09:35,259 --> 00:09:40,231 The soap in the bathrooms. Smells clean. 160 00:09:40,264 --> 00:09:42,741 You got a weird thing with smells, man. 161 00:09:43,868 --> 00:09:45,836 You ever even read a book before? 162 00:09:45,870 --> 00:09:47,632 - Comics count? - Jesus. 163 00:09:49,440 --> 00:09:50,608 I read a book before. 164 00:09:50,642 --> 00:09:53,177 - Yeah? What was it called? - I don't remember. 165 00:09:53,211 --> 00:09:56,437 - What was it about? - Werewolves. 166 00:09:57,078 --> 00:09:58,552 Figures. 167 00:09:58,749 --> 00:10:00,718 There was also a lady who was part tarantula. 168 00:10:00,751 --> 00:10:02,554 Yeah, of course there was. 169 00:10:04,489 --> 00:10:08,126 I don't know, maybe it was just our school that was shit. 170 00:10:08,159 --> 00:10:11,496 Maybe if we went someplace like this place, it would be different. 171 00:10:11,529 --> 00:10:14,999 Dude, that was the tits. 172 00:10:16,868 --> 00:10:20,939 Mrs. Prince totally thought that your motorcycle was like a small earthquake. 173 00:10:20,972 --> 00:10:22,840 She's like, "This is what your drills are for!" 174 00:10:22,874 --> 00:10:25,116 Remember your training!" 175 00:10:26,377 --> 00:10:27,612 Trish and Jenny. 176 00:10:27,645 --> 00:10:29,247 - What's up? - What's up? 177 00:10:32,750 --> 00:10:35,186 - Nice to meet you. - Hi. 178 00:10:37,789 --> 00:10:39,067 Okay. 179 00:10:39,190 --> 00:10:42,627 So, you are coming to Spring Fling with us. 180 00:10:42,660 --> 00:10:44,062 Yeah, 100%. 181 00:10:44,095 --> 00:10:46,006 And we may need to make an entrance on your bike. 182 00:10:46,030 --> 00:10:49,200 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! We should release doves if we can find them. 183 00:10:49,234 --> 00:10:50,768 Like a stupid dance? 184 00:10:50,801 --> 00:10:54,285 With people dancing to, like, stupid music? 185 00:10:54,586 --> 00:10:55,954 Um, exactly. 186 00:10:55,981 --> 00:10:58,587 But just for shits 'n gigs. To rip on people, like, ironically. 187 00:10:58,614 --> 00:11:00,745 Talk shit on all the jocks tryin' get it in. 188 00:11:02,628 --> 00:11:05,616 Don't ya need good clothes to get into a stupid dance? 189 00:11:05,649 --> 00:11:07,384 You know what? Actually, it's cool. 190 00:11:07,418 --> 00:11:09,601 My dad's girlfriend... We can go to my place. 191 00:11:09,628 --> 00:11:12,991 She has all these psycho-slut dresses that we can try on! 192 00:11:13,024 --> 00:11:15,527 My God, and we can pre-game. Like hard. 193 00:11:15,554 --> 00:11:16,728 We're gonna pre-game. 194 00:11:16,761 --> 00:11:18,696 I don't know. Maybe it'll be fun? 195 00:11:18,729 --> 00:11:20,140 But nothing they said sounds like it. 196 00:11:20,164 --> 00:11:22,254 No, no, no. We voted. 197 00:11:23,365 --> 00:11:25,736 Seven to three. You're going now. 198 00:11:25,769 --> 00:11:27,904 - See ya. - See ya later, ladies. 199 00:11:28,072 --> 00:11:30,108 Maybe they'll have that pink soap you like. 200 00:11:36,013 --> 00:11:38,635 - Give me one of your peppers... - Go fuck yourself. Back off! 201 00:11:38,662 --> 00:11:41,251 For the love of Christ, will the two of you shut the fuck up? 202 00:11:41,285 --> 00:11:44,154 Tryin' to see if these jag-offs called about that demo job. 203 00:11:45,222 --> 00:11:47,135 Would you fuck off with your sticky mitts! 204 00:11:47,162 --> 00:11:49,799 Fucking machine, man. It's a piece of shit. It won't work. 205 00:11:49,826 --> 00:11:52,630 - You hit seven? - Hit seven, then the access number. 206 00:11:52,663 --> 00:11:54,365 What's the access number? 207 00:11:54,398 --> 00:11:56,901 - Carl, access number? - I don't know. 208 00:11:57,019 --> 00:11:58,686 Try Del's birthday. 209 00:12:00,704 --> 00:12:03,014 - July 20th. - July 20th. Right. 210 00:12:05,256 --> 00:12:06,045 Working. 211 00:12:06,072 --> 00:12:08,304 Hi, Mr. or Mrs. Luccetti? 212 00:12:08,590 --> 00:12:11,079 Am I saying that right? 213 00:12:11,131 --> 00:12:13,434 This is Vice Principal Walsh from Alabaster High. 214 00:12:13,461 --> 00:12:16,253 - Give me some of your coleslaw... - Your daughter got detention... 215 00:12:16,287 --> 00:12:19,082 She didn't have her student ID and our system's down, 216 00:12:19,117 --> 00:12:21,176 but we found your number in her bag. 217 00:12:21,203 --> 00:12:24,301 So, if you could come on in, help sort this out, that'll be great. 218 00:12:24,328 --> 00:12:25,296 Unbelievable. 219 00:12:25,329 --> 00:12:26,461 I want some more sweet tea. 220 00:12:26,488 --> 00:12:28,175 - Shut the fuck up. - Not before you clean your ear... 221 00:12:28,199 --> 00:12:29,968 - Shut up! - Don't you fucking touch me! 222 00:12:31,601 --> 00:12:33,015 - Fuck you, Carl. - Fuck you! 223 00:12:33,042 --> 00:12:34,986 - Fuck you, motherfucker! - Fuck you, motherfucker! 224 00:12:44,492 --> 00:12:46,320 I love your room. 225 00:12:46,617 --> 00:12:50,125 My dad's tragic taste in girlfriends did not disappoint... 226 00:12:51,701 --> 00:12:54,659 - Look at these. - Fucking Bridgette. 227 00:12:54,692 --> 00:12:58,329 What, did your dad meet her in a slutty mental hospital, or something? 228 00:12:58,362 --> 00:12:59,927 Is this fox dead? 229 00:13:00,464 --> 00:13:04,802 Yeah, I took those. Even roadkill deserves to be remembered. 230 00:13:05,736 --> 00:13:07,505 That's wicked weird. 231 00:13:07,538 --> 00:13:09,207 What? "Wicked?" 232 00:13:09,240 --> 00:13:10,783 Like "wicked" like, witch wicked? 233 00:13:10,810 --> 00:13:13,177 What? No, wicked like, really. 234 00:13:13,210 --> 00:13:15,143 Like if you see some dudes struttin' down a street, 235 00:13:15,170 --> 00:13:17,881 you're gonna be like, "Look at that jabroni, thinks he's 'wicked' hard..." 236 00:13:17,915 --> 00:13:19,724 - What? - Jabroni? 237 00:13:20,552 --> 00:13:22,152 Honey, bless your heart. 238 00:13:22,186 --> 00:13:24,088 Why does everyone keep saying that? 239 00:13:24,115 --> 00:13:27,891 I don't know, it's Southern for, "I'm judging you." 240 00:13:27,925 --> 00:13:29,160 Jesus. 241 00:13:30,810 --> 00:13:32,863 Anyway, you should totally sleep over tonight. 242 00:13:32,897 --> 00:13:35,166 And you should also come to our school full-time. 243 00:13:35,199 --> 00:13:38,728 My God! Yes! Dude, it could be like this all the time. 244 00:13:38,755 --> 00:13:42,640 - Like The Three Wicked Bitches! - My God. 245 00:13:42,673 --> 00:13:44,873 - So good. - How do I look? 246 00:13:47,077 --> 00:13:49,047 I like you in your regular clothes. 247 00:13:50,981 --> 00:13:52,225 You need something, too, you know. 248 00:13:52,249 --> 00:13:54,768 Dude, got you, got you. 249 00:13:54,795 --> 00:13:57,052 Yes. This... 250 00:13:57,726 --> 00:13:59,669 is from my dad's third wedding. 251 00:13:59,696 --> 00:14:01,065 Sheesh! 252 00:14:02,259 --> 00:14:03,894 I gotta go to the bathroom. 253 00:14:03,928 --> 00:14:06,002 Don't you like it? It's got matching pants, too. 254 00:14:06,029 --> 00:14:07,265 I don't care. 255 00:14:09,299 --> 00:14:12,369 "And just like Middleweight Champion Marvin Hagler, 256 00:14:12,403 --> 00:14:14,071 Hagler High can take a beating. 257 00:14:14,104 --> 00:14:18,843 That's why I believe we can be a contender in the arena of education." 258 00:14:18,876 --> 00:14:20,310 Jesus. 259 00:14:20,344 --> 00:14:23,075 - Good Jesus, or bad Jesus? - Bad Jesus. 260 00:14:23,102 --> 00:14:25,983 If you can't talk up Hagler to a bunch of nerdy-ass principals 261 00:14:26,016 --> 00:14:27,723 who are balls deep into education, 262 00:14:27,750 --> 00:14:30,223 how do you expect to get through to Wayne, a kid who hates school? 263 00:14:30,250 --> 00:14:31,222 What do you want me to do? 264 00:14:31,255 --> 00:14:33,750 Motivate me. You gotta speak through here. 265 00:14:33,805 --> 00:14:36,569 You're a friggin' principal. Tap into why you wanted to be one in the first place. 266 00:14:36,593 --> 00:14:38,996 Honestly, I didn't. I took a gym teacher temp job, 267 00:14:39,030 --> 00:14:40,458 and next thing you know, they made me Principal. 268 00:14:40,485 --> 00:14:42,086 That's some white privilege shit right there. 269 00:14:42,113 --> 00:14:43,664 That's what I said. 270 00:14:44,068 --> 00:14:46,403 Listen, you got two options. 271 00:14:46,437 --> 00:14:48,372 Reach deep down inside and come up with a speech 272 00:14:48,405 --> 00:14:50,828 that'll inspire people to donate to our school, 273 00:14:51,075 --> 00:14:53,777 or, half-ass it, like you've done your whole life, 274 00:14:53,811 --> 00:14:57,063 and steal a speech off the Internet like your lazy-ass students do. 275 00:14:59,984 --> 00:15:03,516 - I'm gonna go with B. The second thing. - What the fuck! 276 00:15:03,543 --> 00:15:06,679 Speeches for Principal... 277 00:15:08,158 --> 00:15:10,502 "To lead is to listen. 278 00:15:10,664 --> 00:15:13,453 To educate is to understand. 279 00:15:13,731 --> 00:15:18,335 To inspire, you must be more than a prince or a pal." 280 00:15:18,369 --> 00:15:19,961 I like that. 281 00:15:22,557 --> 00:15:24,273 I'm using it. 282 00:15:42,827 --> 00:15:46,078 Hey, Wayne! Can you grab my hair clip out of my bag? 283 00:16:02,400 --> 00:16:04,154 _ 284 00:16:04,181 --> 00:16:06,717 What the fuck, Wayne? You hear me? 285 00:16:09,908 --> 00:16:11,775 No, I need more color than this. 286 00:16:11,830 --> 00:16:15,226 Gonna add some cilantro. How's that look? 287 00:16:15,259 --> 00:16:17,127 Shades of Robin Hood, really. 288 00:16:17,160 --> 00:16:19,363 - Cilantro? - The boy. 289 00:16:19,397 --> 00:16:21,498 Stealing from the rich, helping the poor... 290 00:16:21,531 --> 00:16:25,669 Sarge, we've now seen cases of arson, assault, 291 00:16:25,702 --> 00:16:28,572 a hole where a motherfucker's nose used to be, 292 00:16:28,605 --> 00:16:31,431 and you're still goin' on like he's some type of choir boy! 293 00:16:36,113 --> 00:16:39,450 Well, shit. You ain't gained a pound! 294 00:16:39,484 --> 00:16:43,607 - Night yoga, my friend. How's Connie? - Good, good. 295 00:16:43,634 --> 00:16:46,303 She just self-published a kids' book 296 00:16:46,338 --> 00:16:50,062 about a couple of seashells learning to listen to one other. 297 00:16:50,088 --> 00:16:51,855 298 00:16:51,882 --> 00:16:55,179 - Well, you gotta jiggle the handle. Jiggle it hard. - Perfect. 299 00:16:55,236 --> 00:16:59,069 I wanna thank you for sleuthin' out that construction business. 300 00:16:59,103 --> 00:17:03,307 To think I was considerin' that asshole for my kitchen remodel. 301 00:17:03,341 --> 00:17:05,409 The reason I tracked you down here... 302 00:17:05,442 --> 00:17:07,378 Mayor over in Fayetteville, 303 00:17:07,411 --> 00:17:12,082 he's got every cop he can get out looking for a maniac who assaulted his son 304 00:17:12,116 --> 00:17:14,184 at a pit stop over in Fairmont. 305 00:17:14,218 --> 00:17:17,264 Doused the kid in gasoline, threatened to torch him. 306 00:17:17,291 --> 00:17:21,392 Guess what, this particular maniac had a Boston accent. 307 00:17:21,425 --> 00:17:23,327 I can't stop it. 308 00:17:23,361 --> 00:17:26,917 - Well, get some more towels. - Sorry, ran out already. 309 00:17:27,264 --> 00:17:29,699 - How fast is this thing flowing? - 14... 310 00:17:29,733 --> 00:17:31,935 - Evidence room. - Getting the evidence now. 311 00:17:32,156 --> 00:17:33,317 Damn. 312 00:17:33,621 --> 00:17:36,874 Duty calls. Anything else develops, I'll let you know. 313 00:17:40,845 --> 00:17:44,681 All right, so, say we chalk this up to a good kid having a bad week, 314 00:17:44,714 --> 00:17:47,317 and he's this Robin Hood-type you think he is, 315 00:17:47,351 --> 00:17:48,817 then what? 316 00:17:49,119 --> 00:17:51,388 What are you hoping to get out of this, Sarge? 317 00:17:51,422 --> 00:17:53,188 I guess what I'm really wondering is, 318 00:17:53,215 --> 00:17:54,813 do we need to protect Wayne from the world, 319 00:17:54,840 --> 00:17:57,061 or do we need to protect the world from Wayne? 320 00:17:57,094 --> 00:17:59,215 It's like trying to photograph this pea soup. 321 00:17:59,242 --> 00:18:01,498 No matter how many filters I put on, 322 00:18:01,531 --> 00:18:04,997 it doesn't change the fact that it still looks like baby shit. 323 00:18:07,938 --> 00:18:10,170 You know what'd pull these together? 324 00:18:10,478 --> 00:18:11,999 Ladies' monocles. 325 00:18:12,276 --> 00:18:14,145 You guys, about this dance. 326 00:18:14,178 --> 00:18:17,181 - Are we actually gonna dance? - It depends. 327 00:18:17,215 --> 00:18:19,950 Yeah, if a half dope song comes on, I'll be like... 328 00:18:19,983 --> 00:18:22,586 Yeah! It's my baby girl. 329 00:18:22,620 --> 00:18:25,523 "Wicked" hot. Say it. 330 00:18:25,556 --> 00:18:26,556 Wicked hot. 331 00:18:26,590 --> 00:18:28,592 What about you, New England Clam Chowder? 332 00:18:28,626 --> 00:18:30,461 - You want to see somethin'? - Yeah. 333 00:18:30,494 --> 00:18:33,514 - All right, you wanna see something? - Let's go. 334 00:18:33,731 --> 00:18:34,933 Del... 335 00:18:35,499 --> 00:18:36,905 What the crud? 336 00:18:37,342 --> 00:18:38,635 What took you so long? 337 00:18:38,669 --> 00:18:40,952 - Where's my hairclip? - Could we talk? 338 00:18:42,105 --> 00:18:43,908 Not here? 339 00:18:45,810 --> 00:18:49,022 Dude, what the fuck is wrong with this guy? 340 00:18:50,981 --> 00:18:52,516 Hey, we're almost done. 341 00:18:52,550 --> 00:18:55,303 Will you stop acting like such a fucking weirdo? 342 00:18:56,253 --> 00:18:57,588 I think you should stay. 343 00:18:57,621 --> 00:18:59,723 What? Yeah, we're staying for the dance... 344 00:18:59,750 --> 00:19:01,385 It's fine. I get it. 345 00:19:02,459 --> 00:19:04,092 What the hell's wrong with you? 346 00:19:05,896 --> 00:19:10,001 I just think if you want to stay, you should stay. 347 00:19:11,235 --> 00:19:13,004 So, where the fuck are you going? 348 00:19:18,008 --> 00:19:19,518 You'll have more fun without me. 349 00:19:19,545 --> 00:19:21,311 So, you're just gonna fucking leave? 350 00:19:21,345 --> 00:19:23,506 Real cool move, dick! 351 00:19:24,682 --> 00:19:26,538 I'll see you later, then? 352 00:19:30,454 --> 00:19:33,723 So, should I cancel our P.F. Chang's reservation? 353 00:19:33,757 --> 00:19:36,522 They get real cunty about last minute shit. 354 00:19:58,848 --> 00:20:00,084 Come on. 355 00:20:05,355 --> 00:20:07,625 Guys, be honest with me. Is this too fucking much? 356 00:20:07,658 --> 00:20:09,960 Nah, dude, we look so fucking elegant right now. 357 00:20:09,993 --> 00:20:12,429 For real, we look like some top shelf Helen Mirrens over here. 358 00:20:12,463 --> 00:20:14,746 Dude, check out fucking Jeremy. 359 00:20:15,114 --> 00:20:18,535 Hey, dude, they have to actually be into it, you chode! 360 00:20:23,340 --> 00:20:26,277 - Hey, you okay, lady bro? - Yeah, man, fine. 361 00:20:43,760 --> 00:20:47,764 - Hey, you know Trish and Jenny? - Yeah, man. I know them. 362 00:20:47,797 --> 00:20:51,669 Those two wild, you know what I'm saying? 363 00:20:53,737 --> 00:20:56,373 - Can you give this to 'em? - Sure, buddy. 364 00:20:57,269 --> 00:21:01,660 I can't promise anything right now. I just got into some pretty dank nuggs. 365 00:21:03,380 --> 00:21:06,650 That's pretty sweet, right? Every Friday, it's the same thing. 366 00:21:06,684 --> 00:21:09,620 They come here, order their mushroom pizza. 367 00:21:10,787 --> 00:21:13,590 - I hate mushrooms. - Yeah, so does he. 368 00:21:13,624 --> 00:21:16,660 He hates the music in here, the smell of the place. 369 00:21:16,694 --> 00:21:18,895 He tells me every week when she's not listening. 370 00:21:18,929 --> 00:21:23,967 And I tell him, "Man, I can make your pizza half mushroom, half cheese." 371 00:21:24,001 --> 00:21:25,375 But he wants it that way. 372 00:21:25,402 --> 00:21:28,239 Just so he can pick them off, and give them to her. 373 00:21:28,272 --> 00:21:29,673 Sacrifice, man. 374 00:21:41,552 --> 00:21:45,566 He may not be eating mushrooms, but you know what he'll be eating later? 375 00:21:45,788 --> 00:21:48,433 Vintage pussy. 376 00:21:57,367 --> 00:21:59,670 Best to watch the evidence in here. 377 00:21:59,703 --> 00:22:01,037 It's the only room in the building 378 00:22:01,071 --> 00:22:03,807 not affected by our unfortunate plumbing situation. 379 00:22:03,840 --> 00:22:05,847 You sure about that? 380 00:22:06,386 --> 00:22:08,913 Sir, we need you on the third floor. 381 00:22:10,250 --> 00:22:13,597 Look, fellas. I gotta go. Good luck. 382 00:22:14,851 --> 00:22:17,988 All right, so, if we see legit video proof of this kid 383 00:22:18,015 --> 00:22:20,273 on the verge of straight-up fiery murder, 384 00:22:20,300 --> 00:22:22,937 - I just wanna let you know that... - Just hit it, Jay. 385 00:22:27,698 --> 00:22:29,280 It's not him. 386 00:22:30,813 --> 00:22:32,319 That ain't him. 387 00:22:33,234 --> 00:22:34,257 Wait, 388 00:22:34,586 --> 00:22:36,820 that's the motherfucker I tased! 389 00:22:38,442 --> 00:22:40,611 Being a leader is sometimes messy. 390 00:22:40,644 --> 00:22:43,647 Both for you and the people who work for you. 391 00:22:43,680 --> 00:22:46,817 Maybe you're positive, you know the right road to take. 392 00:22:46,850 --> 00:22:49,067 - Hey. What'd I miss? - Hey, what are you doing down here? 393 00:22:49,094 --> 00:22:50,987 I thought you wanted alone time. 394 00:22:51,021 --> 00:22:52,656 Turns out I only needed three minutes. 395 00:22:52,690 --> 00:22:54,224 All right. Just be quiet. I'm up next. 396 00:22:54,258 --> 00:22:56,593 To lead is to listen. 397 00:22:56,626 --> 00:22:59,129 To educate is to understand. 398 00:22:59,162 --> 00:23:04,063 To inspire, you must be more than a prince or a pal... 399 00:23:04,090 --> 00:23:05,584 For fuck's sake. 400 00:23:05,611 --> 00:23:07,201 No, no, no. 401 00:23:07,227 --> 00:23:09,227 No, no, no, no, no. 402 00:23:09,973 --> 00:23:11,475 He just steal your stolen speech? 403 00:23:11,508 --> 00:23:13,744 Dumbass. Should've scrolled to the second one. 404 00:23:13,777 --> 00:23:15,537 I don't have to look any further 405 00:23:15,564 --> 00:23:17,615 than watching my own teaching staff in action. 406 00:23:17,808 --> 00:23:18,776 I am incredible... 407 00:23:30,627 --> 00:23:32,696 - Hey, you like football? - No. 408 00:23:32,730 --> 00:23:35,699 Awesome, same. Yeah, that's why I row. 409 00:23:35,732 --> 00:23:37,867 Honey, bless your heart. 410 00:24:36,059 --> 00:24:38,911 - Who is that? - That's fucking Wayne. 411 00:24:39,419 --> 00:24:45,419 Wayne! Wayne! Wayne! Wayne! Wayne! Wayne! 412 00:25:06,456 --> 00:25:07,825 Do you wanna dance with me? 413 00:25:09,870 --> 00:25:12,444 I don't know. How sweaty are your hands? 414 00:25:35,786 --> 00:25:39,399 Hey, how you doin'? I'm, Tom Cole. 415 00:25:41,024 --> 00:25:44,071 From Hagler High in Brockton, Massachusetts. 416 00:25:44,594 --> 00:25:49,266 It's named after Marvelous Marvin Hagler. 417 00:25:50,016 --> 00:25:51,473 The boxer? 418 00:25:51,777 --> 00:25:53,324 1980s? 419 00:25:53,559 --> 00:25:54,605 No? 420 00:25:57,173 --> 00:25:59,496 When I was preparing for this speech, 421 00:25:59,910 --> 00:26:04,105 someone told me to dig deep and speak from the heart. 422 00:26:04,480 --> 00:26:08,488 So, I did some digging. And you know what's in there? 423 00:26:09,052 --> 00:26:10,355 Hate. 424 00:26:11,220 --> 00:26:13,188 Lots and lots of hate. 425 00:26:14,891 --> 00:26:19,285 Hate for the kids, my school, my job, 426 00:26:19,856 --> 00:26:20,856 But... 427 00:26:22,032 --> 00:26:24,168 mostly, hate for myself. 428 00:26:24,368 --> 00:26:26,074 Then why are you here? 429 00:26:26,269 --> 00:26:29,696 The gentleman wearing slacks with sandals would like to know why I'm here. 430 00:26:29,723 --> 00:26:32,902 And, obviously, it's because I'm trying to get a grant. 431 00:26:33,143 --> 00:26:37,447 For some electronics that'll end up being broken, stolen, or shit on. 432 00:26:37,481 --> 00:26:39,182 That's a true story, FYI. 433 00:26:39,324 --> 00:26:43,353 Last time we got tablets, someone took an actual shit on one. 434 00:26:43,386 --> 00:26:45,414 So, now, we need new tablets. 435 00:26:45,441 --> 00:26:48,865 - But you know where that shit comes from? - Your ass? 436 00:26:48,892 --> 00:26:51,995 No, it comes from us. 437 00:26:52,028 --> 00:26:55,532 It comes from the top. And that shit trickles down. 438 00:26:55,565 --> 00:27:00,696 Hell, I can't even look most of the kids in the eye. 439 00:27:01,094 --> 00:27:02,899 Because if I do, 440 00:27:03,173 --> 00:27:08,077 their snotty, pierced faces just remind me that 441 00:27:08,695 --> 00:27:10,609 I'm failing them. 442 00:27:11,081 --> 00:27:13,519 Maybe some of you have given up, too. 443 00:27:13,546 --> 00:27:16,785 We know Sandals with Slacks clearly has. 444 00:27:16,812 --> 00:27:19,856 Okay, I mean, Jesus. I mean, that's a bad Jesus, by the way. 445 00:27:19,889 --> 00:27:22,426 We know this guy has, okay. 446 00:27:22,459 --> 00:27:27,171 'Cause he stole that same speech that I was gonna do. 447 00:27:27,198 --> 00:27:29,132 He stole it from the Internet. 448 00:27:31,334 --> 00:27:32,413 Sorry. 449 00:27:33,069 --> 00:27:36,991 So, alls I'm saying is, we gotta work harder. 450 00:27:38,708 --> 00:27:41,343 Maybe we gotta change first, 451 00:27:41,845 --> 00:27:43,480 before we ask them to. 452 00:27:43,662 --> 00:27:44,811 So... 453 00:27:47,184 --> 00:27:49,398 buy 'em some fuckin' iPads. 454 00:27:54,283 --> 00:27:55,640 Thank you. 455 00:27:59,496 --> 00:28:03,398 - I thought we were wearing dumb stuff. - What's dumb about that? 456 00:28:06,735 --> 00:28:08,827 Guess I did want to go for real. 457 00:28:09,474 --> 00:28:10,484 Yeah. 458 00:28:11,141 --> 00:28:12,726 No, I... 459 00:28:13,636 --> 00:28:15,475 I just mean... 460 00:28:17,612 --> 00:28:19,288 Who even are we now? 461 00:28:19,726 --> 00:28:23,538 What are we gonna do after we find that car? 462 00:28:25,062 --> 00:28:27,148 We haven't really talked about that. 463 00:28:27,356 --> 00:28:30,745 Are we ever even going back to school? 464 00:28:30,772 --> 00:28:34,123 Are we dropouts, now? 465 00:28:36,313 --> 00:28:38,083 I guess I just... 466 00:28:38,335 --> 00:28:42,112 I don't know, I thought maybe, I'd never really have a chance to... 467 00:28:42,771 --> 00:28:44,138 to do this. 468 00:28:44,463 --> 00:28:45,768 So... 469 00:28:49,995 --> 00:28:51,415 I got scared. 470 00:28:53,495 --> 00:28:54,942 Seeing you 471 00:28:55,427 --> 00:28:57,935 at school, with friends... 472 00:28:58,888 --> 00:29:02,268 You looked happy, going to fancy houses... 473 00:29:02,839 --> 00:29:04,760 It was one house. 474 00:29:07,731 --> 00:29:11,018 I just don't want to take you away from a life you might 475 00:29:11,972 --> 00:29:13,260 like, or... 476 00:29:13,937 --> 00:29:16,540 maybe want, I don't know. 477 00:29:16,573 --> 00:29:18,625 It's not like I wanna stay... 478 00:29:20,080 --> 00:29:21,523 And even if... 479 00:29:23,847 --> 00:29:25,215 I don't know. 480 00:29:25,437 --> 00:29:27,844 No matter what I do, I wanna... 481 00:29:29,018 --> 00:29:31,633 I wanna do it with you, or whatever. 482 00:29:32,422 --> 00:29:34,212 I don't wanna... 483 00:29:34,457 --> 00:29:36,805 do it with not you. 484 00:29:39,211 --> 00:29:40,890 You fuckin' idiot. 485 00:29:49,646 --> 00:29:51,373 - Surprise! - Back the fuck up! - No! 486 00:29:51,507 --> 00:29:53,185 Back the fuck up, Delilah! 487 00:29:53,209 --> 00:29:55,248 - Get off of him! - Get off me! 488 00:29:55,591 --> 00:29:56,723 Let me go! 489 00:29:57,146 --> 00:30:01,083 You fuckin' nuts? You come into my house, you fucking bust up my television... 490 00:30:01,117 --> 00:30:02,753 A 32-inch fuckin' Zenith! 491 00:30:02,786 --> 00:30:04,063 You kidnap my fucking daughter! 492 00:30:04,087 --> 00:30:06,377 Stop it! I fucking chose to leave! 493 00:30:06,404 --> 00:30:08,056 Shut your fucking mouth, Delilah! 494 00:30:08,083 --> 00:30:10,271 - They're beating up Wayne! - Fuck you. 495 00:30:13,557 --> 00:30:14,779 Stop! 496 00:30:16,038 --> 00:30:17,404 Stop it! 497 00:30:18,326 --> 00:30:20,529 - Daddy! - Hold him. Hold him. 498 00:30:27,562 --> 00:30:28,918 Motherfucker! 499 00:30:29,498 --> 00:30:30,677 Fucking stop! 500 00:30:30,704 --> 00:30:31,705 Come here! 501 00:30:32,242 --> 00:30:34,042 Stop, Daddy! 502 00:30:35,618 --> 00:30:36,720 Nice shot. 503 00:30:36,753 --> 00:30:39,623 You take my fucking nose, motherfucker. You pretty boy? 504 00:30:39,656 --> 00:30:41,023 Go get those goddamn bolt cutters. 505 00:30:41,057 --> 00:30:42,826 - Cannibal. - We're taking a nose with us. 506 00:30:44,040 --> 00:30:47,407 - Get the fuck off of Wayne! - Jesus Christ. 507 00:30:49,933 --> 00:30:51,413 Let's go, bitch. What the fuck you got? 508 00:30:51,440 --> 00:30:53,017 - Come on, motherfucker. - Let's go! 509 00:30:59,368 --> 00:31:01,001 Jesus. You okay? 510 00:31:04,567 --> 00:31:05,876 Come on, we gotta go. 511 00:31:21,733 --> 00:31:23,133 Delilah! 512 00:31:29,872 --> 00:31:31,733 Suck on this, you fucking scumbag! 513 00:31:31,760 --> 00:31:33,358 That's what you get for fucking with... 514 00:31:38,949 --> 00:31:40,283 I think, 515 00:31:41,299 --> 00:31:42,764 if I were him, 516 00:31:43,490 --> 00:31:45,522 fugitive state of mind, 517 00:31:46,456 --> 00:31:48,343 I'm probably tired and hungry. 518 00:31:50,226 --> 00:31:52,429 If this is about soup, Jay, we've got real problems. 519 00:31:52,456 --> 00:31:53,972 No, I found the videos 520 00:31:53,999 --> 00:31:56,766 that the Luccetti boys have been posting from their trip. 521 00:31:56,799 --> 00:31:58,296 Look at their last post. 522 00:32:02,172 --> 00:32:04,538 Good God, what are those men... 523 00:32:04,565 --> 00:32:05,702 Stop, Daddy! 524 00:32:05,729 --> 00:32:08,358 - Is that Wayne? - Yeah. 525 00:32:14,666 --> 00:32:16,601 Christ on crutches. 526 00:32:16,853 --> 00:32:19,203 Shit! You were right. 527 00:32:19,633 --> 00:32:22,492 Maybe li'l Robin Hood does need our help. 528 00:32:25,298 --> 00:32:29,107 www.subtitulamos.tv