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All right, now you try.

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I can't do it!

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- Mom, come on. Yes, you can.
- No!

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Come on!

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- Okay.
- You ready?

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- All right.
- Yeah.

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- One...
- Two...

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- Okay.
- Okay, one, two...

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I can't do it.
I can't do it.

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The water...

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gets up my nose and I...

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I start drowning.

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I'm not meant to be upside down.

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Not unless your
father's behind me.

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Jesus, Ma.
Don't be disgusting.

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How do you think you got here?

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My God. Will you stop?
I think he goes in my school.

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Well, if he goes to your school,

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then you should be the one
flirting with him.

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I'm good.

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Come on, he's half decent.

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Good job, maybe he's got a car.

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I said, I'm good.

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What is it, another boy?
Another girl?

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Jesus, Ma!

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I don't give a shit.
As long as you're happy

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and she's got a car.

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I just don't really want a
boyfriend right now, that's all.

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What kind of 14-year-old girl
doesn't want a boyfriend?

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I'm busy.

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- Busy with what?
- With stuff.

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I'm thinking of running
for Class President.

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Wait, for real?

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Yeah. I mean, maybe.
I just... I don't know.

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I don't know if I'm the type of
person that people would vote for.

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Not really.
Even like or whatever, so.

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Why wouldn't they like ya?

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You're smart,
you're kind, you're pretty.

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You can do a frigging
underwater handstand!

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- Ma... - I'm just saying,
I would vote for ya.

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Hey, you know what?

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I never actually graduated.

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Maybe I can go back and finish the
tenth grade just so I can vote for ya.

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Yeah, thanks.
I'm sure your one vote

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would really just
send me over the top.

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Maybe.

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I don't know. I'm just not the type
of person that people notice, so.

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How are they gonna notice ya
if your nose is always in a book?

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Okay, well, college admissions
officers will notice me, so...

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Here. It's my turn
to teach you something.

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If you want something, you
gotta go out and get it.

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And you can get anything you
want if people like ya.

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It's all about accentuating
what you already got.

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Now, I'd like to tell you the titties
are coming, but they're not.

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From both sides of the family,

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you come from a long line of tit-less
women. So turn up the charm.

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Hey, handsome.

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Two pinas coladas, please.

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Make one of 'em
virgin for her,

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or half-virgin. I'm not sure.

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Ma...

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And can you just, add it to
the tab you got going from 219?

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And the name?

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Graciella Campos.

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- Thank you, Ms. Campos.
- Thank you.

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What?

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It's just a teeny
tiny little lie.

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The real Graciella would dispute
the charges, victimless crime.

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Okay. Well, you just named
the victim and the crime.

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Plus, you literally
just said if people like you,

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you can get whatever you want.

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Well, sometimes,

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to get people to like you,
you gotta not be you at all.

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I gotta piss wicked.

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Okay, now remember, you're the
daughter of Graciella Campos,

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we're visiting from Philly for
the medical supply convention.

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Just give 'em some details
that sound like you're the kid

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of someone
that sells doctor shit.

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Well, gee, thanks, Ma. You're really
giving me a lot to work with here.

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Will you please flirt
with that lifeguard?

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- Have him rub some of this on you, okay?
- Stop! Jesus!

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Hey. Hi. That's my daughter.

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Could be a possum.

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It's fuckin' meowin'.

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Possums don't fuckin' meow.

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All of a sudden, you got a
fucking PhD in possums now?

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A Possum hD?
What the fuck do you know?

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It's a fucking cat, you idiot.

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Maybe we can keep 'em.
Name him Drake.

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We're not keepin'
that fuckin' cat.

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Hey, what the fuck
are you doing? Hey!

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I'm just scaring 'em out of the wall.
They hate this shit.

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You know who else
hates this fucking shit?

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Me. Cut it out.

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I fucking told you.
Meowing possums.

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What'd I tell you about hitting
in this household?

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Now, where's your mother and your sister?
Your ma's not answerin' her texts.

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I don't know. Ma mentioned something about
goin' on a girls' day or some shit.

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She said what?
When'd she say that?

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When I asked her
if I could come.

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Get out. You're killing me.

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Hey, how come we
never do a boys' day?

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Because I can't stand
you two. Fuck!

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- What the fuck is your deal?
- I got you good.

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I have told you...

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- Take it, take it...
- We got the cat. Boom!

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Excuse me.

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Can I ask who it was
you were staying with again?

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I'm...

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Graciella's kid.

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Campos.

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We're here with the
medical supply convention.

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Well, you know, she is. My mom.

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She's a doctor. You know,

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heart monitors.

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And, she's my mom.

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Hey.

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What the hell's
going on over here?

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Someone's been charging items
to Graciella Campos' account

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without Graciella's permission.

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Yeah? Well, I'm Graciella.

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And did you get to the bottom
of the particular situation?

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I'm terribly sorry, ma'am.

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Perhaps there was
a mix-up at the register.

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I'm sorry,
There's no mix-up.

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I'm Graciella Campos.

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And that must be the other bathing
suit that was charged to my room.

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Where'd you get
the bathing suit, miss?

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I got this at...

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She's speechless. As am I.

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I mean,
this is a goddamn outrage.

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I don't know who this hag is,

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this swindler,
but I'm Graciella Campos.

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Okay, okay,
is this for real?

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If she's the real Graciella, then prove it.
You got ID on you?

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- I'm wearing a friggin' tankini!
- Yeah?

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- Well, I do.
- You motherfucker!

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That's Mrs. Campos
to you, bitch!

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All right. We wanna do everything we
can to avoid causing a scene here.

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You do not wanna
fuck with me!

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I will sully the name Courtyard
Park Hotel on TripAdvisor.

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They'll be callin' it
Prisonyard Park Hotel!

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You will hear
from my fucking lawyer.

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I will Erin Brockovich
this bitch.

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That's my fucking purse!

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No running!

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- That lifeguard noticed ya!
- Yeah, I bet he did.

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Thanks!

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Oh, my God. God.

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We did it.

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Dang!

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- Graciella is quite the party girl.
- God, mom!

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Kinda like this bitch now?

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What is it, kid?

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I feel bad.

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You feel bad? For what?

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'Cause I messed up.
Completely forgot the lie.

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- I fucking panicked.
- Hey! Hey...

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Don't you ever apologize
for bein' better than me.

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Ever.

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You hear me?

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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I saw a sign at the hotel that
said, "Murphy Family Reunion."

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Maybe go back tomorrow
and be Murphys.

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I don't think we can go back
to the Courtyard Park Hotel

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for a very long time.
Probably ever.

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Fuck the Courtyard Park Hotel.
DoubleTree's got free cookies.

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I hate those cookies.

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So does my ass, but that
don't stop me. Get that, will you?

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Hey, don't tell
your father you drove, okay?

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Where the fuck
were you two?

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- At the library.
- At the library? Really?

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Come here.

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Your breath
don't smell like books.

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Well? Where?

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Courtyard Park Hotel.

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What? Again with the pool-hoppin'
shit, Donna? Come on!

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Hey, build me a pool, and I don't have
to drive to the west side to find one.

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You're in construction
for Christ's sake.

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Just build a hole in the ground
and fill it with a hose.

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- I'm gonna dig a hole
back there, right? -Yeah.

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- And I'm gonna jump the fuck in, right?
- Finally!

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So I don't have to deal with
you twos anymore, all right?

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- Get in there.
- Yeah, yeah. Yeah.

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- Okay, okay. Sorry, Daddy.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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- Get inside, will you?
- I'm gonna wash up for supper.

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Hey, what is this? I don't remember
buying you a goddamn bathin' suit.

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You didn't. Graciella did.

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Wait, who the fuck is Graciella?

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She paid for your daughter's bathin'
suit, so quit your bitchin'.

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Come here.

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Don't be draggin' our daughter
into your schemin' shit.

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- I'm sorry. I've been a bad girl.
- Yeah.

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I know, but I don't want
Delilah bein' a bad girl.

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Delilah's a good kid, okay?

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All right, look, baby,
one Donna's trouble enough.

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The world don't
need another one.

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- I got you something.
- What did you get me?

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No, you didn't! My
God, you got me clams!

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Do they come with the bellies?

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Because I am not paying
for a box of breadcrumbs.

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Come on, who loves you?

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You do.

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You're disgusting,
you know that?

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What's that smell?

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Tuna. Tryin' to get a cat
from the wall.

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Supposedly a cat.

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It's a fuckin' cat. When I find it,
I'm gonna strangle this thing.

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You better not be
wastin' my goddamn tuna.

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You fucking open it, you eat it.

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Hey! Sit down. We're sittin' at
the table like proper people!

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- Come on. Geez.
- I'm fucking kidding around.

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Your sister has
an announcement to make.

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- I do? - Yeah. Tell 'em
about the school thing.

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Tell 'em.

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I'm running for Class President.

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What? No, that shit's
just a popularity contest.

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- No.
- Yeah, so what?

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What, are you popular
all of a sudden now, Dee?

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Not really.

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She thinks she's better than
people 'cause she reads books.

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You're just jealous 'cause
you can't even read.

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- I can read.
- Okay, Carl,

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spell "restaurant".

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I'm eatin' right now. What is
this, fucking Harvard school?

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Because you can't.

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- I can. You know what I can spell?
"Fuck you!" - Try it then.

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- Fuck you! - Hey, hey!
Shut up, already! Jesus!

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Shut the fuck up!

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I think this election thing
will be good for her.

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You know, get her
out of her shell.

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I mean, she'd be popular.
She's just quieter.

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Why does she care if people
fucking like her or not?

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I mean, fuck them.

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If people aren't assholes now,
they're gonna become assholes later.

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Mark my fucking words, Del.

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Yeah, well, you got
a big head start.

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All right, thanks for the pep
talk, everybody. I gotta study.

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Nerd!

244
00:11:06,232 --> 00:11:07,733
Del! Hey, hey, hey! Come here!

245
00:11:07,766 --> 00:11:08,934
Come here, come here.

246
00:11:09,208 --> 00:11:11,009
Come on. I'll take you
to the store tomorrow

247
00:11:11,036 --> 00:11:12,876
and we'll get some
poster boards and sequins

248
00:11:12,903 --> 00:11:14,197
and glitter, and Puffy
paint and all that.

249
00:11:14,224 --> 00:11:16,986
You can't win a campaign
without campaign posters?

250
00:11:17,013 --> 00:11:18,814
Who's gonna pay for all this,
your friend Graciollo?

251
00:11:18,841 --> 00:11:20,493
Because I ain't paying
for fucking shit.

252
00:11:20,520 --> 00:11:22,790
Yeah, you are. She's gonna win this thing.
Mark my words.

253
00:11:22,817 --> 00:11:25,369
Well, it's a waste of time and
it's a waste of goddamn money.

254
00:11:25,396 --> 00:11:28,146
Hey, eat your clam bellies,
you goddamned Gloomy Gus.

255
00:11:28,173 --> 00:11:29,709
I saw his head!

256
00:11:31,042 --> 00:11:32,234
Mother fuck...

257
00:11:32,261 --> 00:11:33,480
Shit. You okay?

258
00:11:33,507 --> 00:11:35,836
I swear to Christ, I'm gonna put him
in the wall with that goddamn cat.

259
00:11:35,863 --> 00:11:38,086
You and I are raising a couple of
fucking morons, you know that?

260
00:11:38,113 --> 00:11:40,315
And one future
fuckin' President!

261
00:11:41,605 --> 00:11:43,344
- Go study!
- Go get 'em, kid.

262
00:11:43,371 --> 00:11:44,931
Would you get your elbows
off the goddamn table?

263
00:11:44,958 --> 00:11:46,626
Hey, I'm fucking fine.

264
00:11:46,653 --> 00:11:47,955
It's okay, Ted.

265
00:11:50,863 --> 00:11:53,633
- Hey, excuse me, do you have a minute
to talk about the blood drive? - No.

266
00:11:53,660 --> 00:11:56,996
Hey, we need volunteers
to pour the orange juice.

267
00:12:00,706 --> 00:12:04,351
I'm gonna punch someone in the
face till they need a blood drive.

268
00:12:04,378 --> 00:12:06,344
Chill, we'll just
go table to table.

269
00:12:06,371 --> 00:12:07,566
You know, meet the people.

270
00:12:07,593 --> 00:12:09,445
No, I hate the people.

271
00:12:09,472 --> 00:12:10,862
Well, I need
the people to like me,

272
00:12:10,896 --> 00:12:13,019
so smile for once in your life.

273
00:12:14,500 --> 00:12:16,668
You're in an oddly upbeat mood.

274
00:12:16,701 --> 00:12:18,838
My mom's helpin' me
run for Class President.

275
00:12:19,137 --> 00:12:20,305
Damn.

276
00:12:20,339 --> 00:12:21,840
Your mom? For real?

277
00:12:21,874 --> 00:12:23,476
Hey, be nice.

278
00:12:23,509 --> 00:12:25,594
I don't know what's
more surprising,

279
00:12:25,621 --> 00:12:27,867
you putting yourself
out there like this...

280
00:12:28,191 --> 00:12:30,250
Or your fuckin' mom
bein' helpful.

281
00:12:30,277 --> 00:12:32,784
All right. Give her a break.
You know she tries.

282
00:12:32,818 --> 00:12:34,464
Sometimes.

283
00:12:34,945 --> 00:12:36,917
- Hey.
- Hi.

284
00:12:37,155 --> 00:12:39,250
Hi, I'm Del. This is Natalie.

285
00:12:39,277 --> 00:12:42,128
This a gay-straight
alliance thing? Or...

286
00:12:42,594 --> 00:12:44,162
I hate the people.

287
00:12:44,570 --> 00:12:46,874
Well, we're holdin'
a blood drive next week.

288
00:12:47,333 --> 00:12:48,891
It's for our hockey team.

289
00:12:48,918 --> 00:12:50,894
You know, our goalie
got hurt pretty bad.

290
00:12:53,939 --> 00:12:56,642
Dude took a blade
to the jugular.

291
00:12:56,675 --> 00:12:58,539
Vein just ripped open,

292
00:12:58,566 --> 00:13:02,539
and blood was spurtin' everywhere
like a fuckin' faucet.

293
00:13:02,566 --> 00:13:04,820
He almost bled to death
right on the ice,

294
00:13:04,847 --> 00:13:06,875
and then, when the
paramedics finally came,

295
00:13:06,902 --> 00:13:10,226
they were slippin' and
slidin' in all this blood

296
00:13:10,253 --> 00:13:12,328
and one of 'em
actually threw up.

297
00:13:12,355 --> 00:13:13,820
That was a fuckin' shit show.

298
00:13:13,847 --> 00:13:16,297
Yeah, yeah, yeah, but, you know,
they was able to save him,

299
00:13:16,324 --> 00:13:18,890
thanks to people chipping in
and donating their blood,

300
00:13:18,917 --> 00:13:22,608
much like you guys.
So, what do you think?

301
00:13:22,635 --> 00:13:24,135
What's in it for me?

302
00:13:24,410 --> 00:13:27,572
The satisfaction
of helpin' others?

303
00:13:28,714 --> 00:13:30,306
Do we get out of class?

304
00:13:31,080 --> 00:13:32,362
Yes.

305
00:13:32,544 --> 00:13:34,581
Should've just opened with that.

306
00:13:35,514 --> 00:13:38,531
Hey, while I'm here, I'm also
running for Class President,

307
00:13:38,558 --> 00:13:42,066
so, you know, maybe if you
like, you could vote for me.

308
00:13:44,022 --> 00:13:45,711
I'll let you copy
my English homework.

309
00:13:45,769 --> 00:13:48,339
Yeah. She's a
fuckin' English savant.

310
00:13:48,480 --> 00:13:50,976
- I don't know what that means.
- Yeah, exactly.

311
00:13:51,003 --> 00:13:54,285
But with her doing your homework,
you won't have to, so.

312
00:13:55,267 --> 00:13:56,368
Works for me.

313
00:13:56,535 --> 00:13:59,758
Hey, didn't you and
your dumpster-fire of a mom

314
00:13:59,785 --> 00:14:02,570
get thrown out the Courtyard
Park Hotel the other day?

315
00:14:02,597 --> 00:14:05,008
It's Oxy, right? Not crack.

316
00:14:05,035 --> 00:14:07,846
- Or is it both? - Hey,
Ugly Betty, eat a dick.

317
00:14:08,941 --> 00:14:10,203
You know what?

318
00:14:10,230 --> 00:14:12,417
I'm thinking' I'll run
for Class President.

319
00:14:12,450 --> 00:14:16,617
Maybe my campaign platform
could be "Crack is Whack."

320
00:14:16,644 --> 00:14:20,656
Yeah, I heard Eric Powers
liked your crack.

321
00:14:20,683 --> 00:14:22,984
By the way, just because
you take it in the ass

322
00:14:23,011 --> 00:14:24,529
doesn't mean
you're still a virgin.

323
00:14:24,563 --> 00:14:26,824
So, yeah. Fuck you!

324
00:14:29,603 --> 00:14:31,773
Thanks. I'm sure that'll
help me get elected.

325
00:14:31,800 --> 00:14:32,938
Fuck 'em.

326
00:14:32,972 --> 00:14:35,386
Hey, why do you care what
those bitches think, anyway?

327
00:14:35,550 --> 00:14:37,609
I don't. Fuck those hoes.

328
00:14:37,643 --> 00:14:39,611
I gotta go.
My ma's picking me up.

329
00:14:39,644 --> 00:14:40,980
I'll see ya tomorrow.

330
00:15:01,068 --> 00:15:02,369
Where's Ma?

331
00:15:02,434 --> 00:15:03,868
She don't feel so good.

332
00:15:04,082 --> 00:15:05,284
Just get in.

333
00:15:06,075 --> 00:15:07,343
Come on, get in.

334
00:15:18,517 --> 00:15:20,018
Hey, Del.

335
00:15:20,052 --> 00:15:21,686
This shit's expensive.

336
00:15:21,720 --> 00:15:23,966
Yeah, well,
this shit's necessary.

337
00:15:23,993 --> 00:15:26,817
How are people supposed to vote for
me if they don't know who I am?

338
00:15:26,844 --> 00:15:29,356
Well, I'll tell you what. You don't
need a fucking poster board.

339
00:15:29,383 --> 00:15:31,255
All you need's
a black sharpie, right?

340
00:15:31,282 --> 00:15:32,965
You want to remind
people to vote for you,

341
00:15:32,998 --> 00:15:34,951
you could write your name
on the bathroom walls.

342
00:15:34,978 --> 00:15:36,513
That's how I got
your mom's number.

343
00:15:37,398 --> 00:15:39,200
Ma promised puffy paint.

344
00:15:39,227 --> 00:15:40,942
Hey, what are you doing'?

345
00:15:40,969 --> 00:15:44,099
I like the pink, but I think the
green might be more gender-neutral.

346
00:15:44,126 --> 00:15:46,411
Gender what? The fuck
is gender-neutral?

347
00:15:46,438 --> 00:15:47,613
Hey, look. Look at me.

348
00:15:47,646 --> 00:15:49,567
I ain't buying you both, okay?

349
00:15:49,594 --> 00:15:52,784
So just pick one, so we could
please get the fuck outta here.

350
00:15:52,817 --> 00:15:54,586
This would have been
more fun with Ma.

351
00:15:54,619 --> 00:15:56,999
Yeah, well, clearly,
your mother's not here.

352
00:15:57,026 --> 00:15:58,394
I know.

353
00:15:59,922 --> 00:16:01,860
Hey, kid. What are
you, what are you...

354
00:16:01,893 --> 00:16:03,561
What are you doing
all this for?

355
00:16:03,595 --> 00:16:05,964
- What?
- All this shit.

356
00:16:05,997 --> 00:16:07,966
You know, this goddamn
popularity contest.

357
00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:09,950
Doing all this fake shit
for votes? Come on.

358
00:16:09,977 --> 00:16:12,810
I don't know, I like helpin' people.
That so bad?

359
00:16:12,837 --> 00:16:14,839
There's a cheaper way
of helping people.

360
00:16:14,873 --> 00:16:17,775
By doing nothing and staying
out of the fucking way.

361
00:16:17,808 --> 00:16:20,245
You know, it's better
than begging for attention

362
00:16:20,278 --> 00:16:22,514
from a bunch of
fucking jack-wagons

363
00:16:22,547 --> 00:16:24,248
who ain't worth
your weight in spit.

364
00:16:24,282 --> 00:16:26,284
Maybe I wanna be
noticed for once.

365
00:16:26,317 --> 00:16:28,988
For something good. Okay?

366
00:16:29,981 --> 00:16:32,757
I notice you. And you know,
your ma, she notices you.

367
00:16:32,791 --> 00:16:35,559
Yeah, well, people don't always
say nice things about me.

368
00:16:35,860 --> 00:16:38,296
Well, not me,
but you know what I mean.

369
00:16:38,925 --> 00:16:40,661
About your ma, you mean?

370
00:16:49,907 --> 00:16:51,443
Go with the green.

371
00:16:52,309 --> 00:16:55,981
You know, green
reminds people of money

372
00:16:56,014 --> 00:16:57,982
'cause people
are fucking greedy.

373
00:16:58,015 --> 00:17:00,785
- You think?
- Yeah, no doubt.

374
00:17:01,519 --> 00:17:03,021
We don't need the puffy paint.

375
00:17:03,054 --> 00:17:05,423
Fuck that. We're getting
the fuckin' puffy paint,

376
00:17:05,456 --> 00:17:07,625
we're getting
the scented markers.

377
00:17:07,658 --> 00:17:10,224
You and me,
we're gonna have a party.

378
00:17:10,568 --> 00:17:11,693
Come on.

379
00:17:31,886 --> 00:17:34,118
What the fuck are you
two bozos doin' now?

380
00:17:34,152 --> 00:17:35,687
Trying to smoke out the cat.

381
00:17:36,254 --> 00:17:37,449
Smoking out the...

382
00:17:37,476 --> 00:17:39,969
What are you, fucking crazy? You're
gonna burn down my goddamn house.

383
00:17:39,996 --> 00:17:42,293
Give me that. Come on, come on.
Chop-chop.

384
00:17:42,327 --> 00:17:45,296
Smoke out a cat? Stop it.

385
00:17:45,322 --> 00:17:48,066
- It was your fucking...
- Those are my kids...

386
00:17:49,267 --> 00:17:51,035
Del, can you do me a favor?

387
00:17:51,074 --> 00:17:52,341
Can you, paint on this,

388
00:17:52,368 --> 00:17:54,912
just, so you don't make a mess
and don't fuck up my table, please?

389
00:17:54,939 --> 00:17:56,907
Table's already fucked up.

390
00:17:56,941 --> 00:17:58,697
Yeah, 'cause, somebody...

391
00:17:59,544 --> 00:18:01,334
Doesn't know how
to use a fucking coaster.

392
00:18:01,361 --> 00:18:03,931
"Coastas," he says! All the sudden,
this guy's pushin' coastas.

393
00:18:03,958 --> 00:18:05,048
Martha Stewart over here.

394
00:18:05,075 --> 00:18:06,782
Come on, darling, You can use
anything as a frigging coaster.

395
00:18:06,809 --> 00:18:08,787
Here, why don't you use
one of Del's books?

396
00:18:11,378 --> 00:18:13,346
- Come on, now! Donna!
- Shit!

397
00:18:13,373 --> 00:18:15,693
- It's okay. It's okay.
- No, it's not!

398
00:18:16,267 --> 00:18:17,736
Relax. I'll
help her make another one.

399
00:18:17,762 --> 00:18:19,764
Do you know how much
this shit costs?

400
00:18:19,797 --> 00:18:20,743
No.

401
00:18:20,770 --> 00:18:22,707
No, you wouldn't, because you
didn't show up at the craft store

402
00:18:22,733 --> 00:18:24,202
like you were
supposed to, did you?

403
00:18:24,235 --> 00:18:25,937
God, quit being fucking cheap.

404
00:18:25,970 --> 00:18:27,512
It's not about me
being cheap, all right?

405
00:18:27,538 --> 00:18:29,040
You're a fuckin' embarrassment.

406
00:18:29,067 --> 00:18:30,708
- Daddy, don't...
- No!

407
00:18:30,741 --> 00:18:33,544
Your daughter here
is bustin' her ass

408
00:18:33,578 --> 00:18:35,546
tryin' to become
school president

409
00:18:35,579 --> 00:18:37,215
and you're not helping her.

410
00:18:37,248 --> 00:18:39,250
All of her friends snickering,

411
00:18:39,283 --> 00:18:41,686
- gossiping about your...
- My what?

412
00:18:42,882 --> 00:18:44,720
What are they saying'?

413
00:18:49,760 --> 00:18:51,863
I'm going' outside for a beer.

414
00:18:51,896 --> 00:18:53,141
Alone.

415
00:18:55,400 --> 00:18:57,802
Dad, that is a great idea.
I'm coming with you.

416
00:18:57,835 --> 00:19:00,110
Hey, dummy, what the
fuck I just say?

417
00:19:11,349 --> 00:19:13,714
I didn't say nothing' about you.

418
00:19:14,550 --> 00:19:16,286
You know, he's just,
he's being...

419
00:19:17,985 --> 00:19:19,087
I'm sorry.

420
00:19:20,547 --> 00:19:23,250
What'd I tell you about apologizing
for being better than me?

421
00:19:23,961 --> 00:19:25,182
Stop it.

422
00:19:30,770 --> 00:19:32,137
He'll calm down.

423
00:19:33,337 --> 00:19:34,838
He can call me
whatever he wants.

424
00:19:34,865 --> 00:19:37,134
He says things,
that's what he does.

425
00:19:39,160 --> 00:19:40,668
What about...

426
00:19:41,345 --> 00:19:44,262
"What the Hell, Vote for Del?"

427
00:19:44,289 --> 00:19:46,817
Kinda love that.

428
00:19:46,851 --> 00:19:48,473
That's 'cause it's fuckin' good.

429
00:19:51,656 --> 00:19:53,814
Wow, you should've been
an artist or something.

430
00:19:53,841 --> 00:19:55,293
I dabbled back in the day.

431
00:19:55,326 --> 00:19:56,393
You dabbled?

432
00:19:56,427 --> 00:19:58,096
Graffiti mostly.

433
00:20:02,566 --> 00:20:03,935
It's perfect.

434
00:20:03,968 --> 00:20:05,443
All right, now let me hear
that speech of yours.

435
00:20:05,469 --> 00:20:06,971
- No, it's not ready yet.
- Hey...

436
00:20:10,083 --> 00:20:11,976
They're gonna
fuckin' love you, kid.

437
00:20:12,944 --> 00:20:14,078
How do you know that?

438
00:20:14,111 --> 00:20:15,913
Because I fuckin' love ya.

439
00:20:15,947 --> 00:20:17,723
So they have
to at least like ya.

440
00:20:17,750 --> 00:20:19,083
Or I'll kill 'em.

441
00:20:22,779 --> 00:20:24,781
- Come on.
- Okay.

442
00:20:25,156 --> 00:20:26,442
Okay.

443
00:20:36,667 --> 00:20:38,102
Good morning, Hagler.

444
00:20:38,136 --> 00:20:41,169
My name's Del Luccetti and I'm
running for Class President.

445
00:20:43,741 --> 00:20:45,777
That's my daughter!

446
00:20:47,011 --> 00:20:50,615
If elected, I promise to not
make any stupid promises

447
00:20:50,648 --> 00:20:51,916
that I can't keep.

448
00:20:51,949 --> 00:20:53,718
Because when I decide
to do something,

449
00:20:53,751 --> 00:20:55,519
I always follow through

450
00:20:55,553 --> 00:20:57,088
because I like helpin' people.

451
00:20:59,356 --> 00:21:03,227
So that's why we're finally gonna
wash those rancid P.E. pinnies.

452
00:21:03,261 --> 00:21:06,898
We're gonna put free tampons
in all the girls' bathrooms

453
00:21:06,931 --> 00:21:08,833
and we're gonna spackle
over that peephole

454
00:21:08,866 --> 00:21:10,868
Coach Porter left in
the boys' locker room

455
00:21:10,901 --> 00:21:13,004
before his "early retirement."

456
00:21:15,941 --> 00:21:17,943
Del's a crack baby!

457
00:21:27,583 --> 00:21:31,756
Listen, you can... You can
call me whatever you want.

458
00:21:33,124 --> 00:21:34,892
You don't have to like me,

459
00:21:34,925 --> 00:21:39,664
but you should know
that I like you

460
00:21:39,697 --> 00:21:42,933
and I wanna do good stuff.

461
00:21:42,967 --> 00:21:45,570
Like this blood drive
we're having for Gordie.

462
00:21:48,139 --> 00:21:50,675
So I... I hope you'll
let me help you.

463
00:21:51,175 --> 00:21:52,543
So...

464
00:21:52,576 --> 00:21:54,779
What the hell, Vote for Del.

465
00:21:54,812 --> 00:21:55,914
Peace.

466
00:22:21,372 --> 00:22:22,740
I liked your speech.

467
00:22:26,782 --> 00:22:30,047
I mean, they called me a crack baby,
but at least they knew my name.

468
00:22:31,070 --> 00:22:32,116
For real, though,

469
00:22:32,149 --> 00:22:34,218
Gordie is, like,
one of my best friends.

470
00:22:34,252 --> 00:22:35,686
I'm on the team, too.

471
00:22:35,719 --> 00:22:37,755
- No shit.
- Yeah.

472
00:22:37,788 --> 00:22:40,680
That blood drive thing,
that's a dope idea.

473
00:22:40,924 --> 00:22:42,656
Thanks for giving a shit
and doing something.

474
00:22:42,683 --> 00:22:44,952
- Most people don't.
- Yeah. Thanks.

475
00:22:46,263 --> 00:22:48,899
So your mom, she's a...
She's riot?

476
00:22:48,932 --> 00:22:53,004
Yeah, yeah. She's a maniac,
but she's pretty fun.

477
00:22:53,037 --> 00:22:55,740
You should come over to our game sometime.
You know, watch us play.

478
00:22:55,773 --> 00:22:57,342
You can bring your mom.

479
00:22:59,422 --> 00:23:02,213
Or no.
I mean, just you can come.

480
00:23:02,246 --> 00:23:04,695
- Whatever's good.
- Yeah.

481
00:23:05,316 --> 00:23:06,602
Yeah, I'll come.

482
00:23:07,018 --> 00:23:08,052
Okay.

483
00:23:08,829 --> 00:23:10,197
I'll see you around.

484
00:23:29,080 --> 00:23:30,415
Ma!

485
00:23:42,085 --> 00:23:45,523
Hey. Where's Ma?
I gotta tell her something.

486
00:23:45,556 --> 00:23:46,723
Delilah.

487
00:23:46,757 --> 00:23:48,546
My speech, it went...
She's gotta hear this.

488
00:23:48,573 --> 00:23:50,799
- Delilah, Delilah. - One second.
I gotta go tell Ma.

489
00:23:50,826 --> 00:23:53,854
Delilah, please just come here.

490
00:23:58,069 --> 00:23:59,136
What's wrong?

491
00:23:59,170 --> 00:24:00,213
Look, I...

492
00:24:00,604 --> 00:24:02,673
I gotta tell you
something, okay?

493
00:24:02,706 --> 00:24:04,237
But you got to...

494
00:24:04,742 --> 00:24:07,065
You gotta swear to me.

495
00:24:07,678 --> 00:24:09,613
You gotta promise me
that you're not gonna cry.

496
00:24:09,693 --> 00:24:10,784
Okay?

497
00:24:13,556 --> 00:24:15,125
Look, your...

498
00:24:16,342 --> 00:24:18,174
Your mother,
she did something...

499
00:24:18,540 --> 00:24:20,549
She did something really stupid.

500
00:24:21,758 --> 00:24:23,096
And she's...

501
00:24:23,294 --> 00:24:26,397
Delilah, she's not...
She's not coming back.

502
00:24:28,578 --> 00:24:29,981
Your ma is gone.

503
00:24:34,538 --> 00:24:36,206
They said it was...

504
00:24:36,928 --> 00:24:38,964
They said it was an accident.

505
00:24:42,946 --> 00:24:46,620
Hey, you promised me
you weren't gonna cry.

506
00:24:47,151 --> 00:24:49,049
Don't cry.

507
00:24:51,655 --> 00:24:53,299
I'm not gonna cry.

508
00:26:01,658 --> 00:26:03,627
Hey. Why are you avoiding me?

509
00:26:03,660 --> 00:26:04,962
I'm not.

510
00:26:06,730 --> 00:26:08,432
How are you?

511
00:26:09,366 --> 00:26:10,467
What do you think?

512
00:26:10,557 --> 00:26:13,971
Sorry, that was a stupid
fucking question. I...

513
00:26:15,506 --> 00:26:18,122
Hey, you know, the
election's in two days.

514
00:26:18,149 --> 00:26:21,500
Maybe I could help you hand
out buttons or somethin'.

515
00:26:21,527 --> 00:26:23,230
Yeah. Yeah, maybe.

516
00:26:24,882 --> 00:26:27,481
You know, you wanted
everyone to like you,

517
00:26:27,508 --> 00:26:30,407
so maybe people are gonna vote
for you 'cause they feel bad.

518
00:26:31,157 --> 00:26:32,557
No offense, though.

519
00:26:35,508 --> 00:26:37,394
You gonna do
that blood drive?

520
00:26:37,427 --> 00:26:40,649
- It might be a good distraction
from the... - Yeah.

521
00:26:41,865 --> 00:26:44,201
Hey, pizza boats at lunch!

522
00:26:44,234 --> 00:26:47,130
Someone's gonna need to be the
fucking captain of that boat!

523
00:26:47,157 --> 00:26:48,490
_

524
00:28:34,596 --> 00:28:36,765
Miss, are you all right?

525
00:28:36,947 --> 00:28:38,382
What's your name?

526
00:28:39,749 --> 00:28:41,595
My name's Julie Campos.

527
00:28:41,622 --> 00:28:43,254
I'm the daughter
of Graciella Campos.

528
00:28:43,287 --> 00:28:45,411
We're here for the Medical
Supply convention.

529
00:28:45,438 --> 00:28:47,291
The convention was last week.

530
00:28:52,162 --> 00:28:54,031
Del, are you gonna be all right?

531
00:29:13,260 --> 00:29:14,269
Hey.

532
00:29:14,852 --> 00:29:19,022
I just wanted to say I'm sorry to hear
about what happened and everything.

533
00:29:19,056 --> 00:29:20,791
It's super sad, and...

534
00:29:20,824 --> 00:29:26,364
You know, I'm just sorry and
everything for you and your family.

535
00:29:41,717 --> 00:29:44,108
Del, what the fuck
are you doing?

536
00:30:01,296 --> 00:30:04,061
_

537
00:30:04,801 --> 00:30:06,837
Del! You're okay?

538
00:30:06,870 --> 00:30:09,040
Del. Hey, what happened?

539
00:30:11,893 --> 00:30:14,905
_

540
00:30:15,079 --> 00:30:16,413
Which one of you suffered?

541
00:30:16,446 --> 00:30:18,516
- You take him yet?
- Of course.

542
00:30:19,950 --> 00:30:22,153
- Shit.
- The fuck is this?

543
00:30:23,987 --> 00:30:25,189
What the fuck?

544
00:30:45,275 --> 00:30:46,758
I found the cat.

545
00:30:52,376 --> 00:30:57,485
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