1 00:00:07,681 --> 00:00:09,951 Come in. 2 00:00:11,050 --> 00:00:13,253 Good day, Captain. 3 00:00:13,285 --> 00:00:14,754 Bortus. How are you? 4 00:00:14,788 --> 00:00:18,091 I apologize for intruding upon your work. 5 00:00:18,125 --> 00:00:19,259 Oh, no, it's fine. 6 00:00:19,292 --> 00:00:21,428 What is that? 7 00:00:21,460 --> 00:00:23,430 That is, uh, 8 00:00:23,463 --> 00:00:25,432 Kermit the Frog. 9 00:00:25,464 --> 00:00:27,500 I do not recognize the species. 10 00:00:27,533 --> 00:00:30,137 It's an amphibious life-form from Earth. 11 00:00:30,170 --> 00:00:31,538 Is it someone you know? 12 00:00:31,570 --> 00:00:34,707 No, no, he's just a leader I admire. 13 00:00:34,741 --> 00:00:36,042 Always keeps his cool 14 00:00:36,076 --> 00:00:37,378 in a crisis, 15 00:00:37,411 --> 00:00:38,878 inspires greatness in his people. 16 00:00:38,911 --> 00:00:40,680 He's... 17 00:00:40,713 --> 00:00:42,216 So, what can I do for you? 18 00:00:42,249 --> 00:00:46,353 Sir, I wish to request a leave of absence. 19 00:00:46,386 --> 00:00:47,554 For what reason? 20 00:00:47,586 --> 00:00:49,490 I have laid an egg. 21 00:00:49,523 --> 00:00:51,558 You... 22 00:00:51,591 --> 00:00:53,726 What do you mean, like you told a bad joke 23 00:00:53,759 --> 00:00:54,895 or something? Like, what? 24 00:00:54,928 --> 00:00:57,831 No, sir. Moclans reproduce by laying eggs. 25 00:00:57,863 --> 00:00:59,332 Klyden and I 26 00:00:59,365 --> 00:01:01,000 are going to have a child. 27 00:01:01,033 --> 00:01:03,836 Bortus, that's great. 28 00:01:03,869 --> 00:01:05,672 Congrats. My God. 29 00:01:05,705 --> 00:01:07,474 - You lay eggs? - Yes, sir. 30 00:01:07,506 --> 00:01:08,875 Wow. You know, I always wondered 31 00:01:08,908 --> 00:01:11,911 how a single-gender species populated itself, but... 32 00:01:11,945 --> 00:01:14,648 Are-are they big? They big eggs? 33 00:01:14,681 --> 00:01:16,717 They are somewhat large. Yes, sir. 34 00:01:16,749 --> 00:01:17,917 Amazing. 35 00:01:17,951 --> 00:01:20,753 Um, well, yeah, take all the time off you need. 36 00:01:20,786 --> 00:01:24,091 The gestation period is approximately 21 days. 37 00:01:24,124 --> 00:01:25,559 And you sit on it? 38 00:01:25,592 --> 00:01:26,894 You sit on the egg? 39 00:01:26,927 --> 00:01:27,895 Yes, sir. 40 00:01:27,928 --> 00:01:29,663 Wow. 41 00:01:29,696 --> 00:01:31,398 Well, listen, tell Klyden congrats, 42 00:01:31,431 --> 00:01:33,734 and, uh, if you got one more in you, 43 00:01:33,767 --> 00:01:35,836 dibs on the omelet. 44 00:01:35,868 --> 00:01:37,003 Sir? 45 00:01:37,036 --> 00:01:38,905 Sorry. Bad joke. 46 00:01:38,939 --> 00:01:40,006 Yes. 47 00:01:40,039 --> 00:01:41,741 Bad "yolk." 48 00:01:43,309 --> 00:01:45,278 You know, I'm-I'm just not gonna try 49 00:01:45,312 --> 00:01:47,247 at comedy with you anymore. 50 00:01:47,279 --> 00:01:49,183 I will return to my quarters. 51 00:01:49,216 --> 00:01:50,283 Okay. 52 00:01:59,992 --> 00:02:02,095 I want eggs now. 53 00:03:11,297 --> 00:03:12,699 Eggs? 54 00:03:12,731 --> 00:03:13,933 That's what he said. 55 00:03:13,967 --> 00:03:16,202 Moclans reproduce by laying eggs, 56 00:03:16,236 --> 00:03:17,538 which I never knew. 57 00:03:17,570 --> 00:03:18,838 Well, where does it come out of? 58 00:03:18,872 --> 00:03:20,374 The butt? 59 00:03:20,407 --> 00:03:21,942 You know, John, I didn't really pry 60 00:03:21,974 --> 00:03:23,442 into those kinds of specifics. 61 00:03:23,475 --> 00:03:25,077 How's that not the first thing you ask? 62 00:03:25,911 --> 00:03:28,381 Captain, we are receiving a distress signal. 63 00:03:28,415 --> 00:03:31,618 Coordinates 8-3-0-4-9-3-4. 64 00:03:31,651 --> 00:03:32,986 A transport ship has been attacked 65 00:03:33,018 --> 00:03:34,354 - by the Krill. - How far away? 66 00:03:34,386 --> 00:03:37,790 With quantum drive at maximum, six minutes, 21 seconds. 67 00:03:37,824 --> 00:03:39,559 Alara, send a message we're on our way. 68 00:03:39,593 --> 00:03:41,228 Gordon, get us there as quick as you can. 69 00:03:41,260 --> 00:03:42,262 Aye, sir. 70 00:03:50,236 --> 00:03:53,906 Approaching the transport, sir, it's the USS Bleriot. 71 00:03:53,939 --> 00:03:54,874 Let's see it. 72 00:03:56,909 --> 00:03:58,244 Looks like they took a hell of a beating. 73 00:03:58,278 --> 00:04:00,847 Scan for life signs. How many passengers are on board? 74 00:04:00,880 --> 00:04:03,817 Captain, the ship is already scanning us. 75 00:04:03,849 --> 00:04:04,850 They are? 76 00:04:04,883 --> 00:04:06,085 That's weird. 77 00:04:06,118 --> 00:04:08,554 That's like a jinx, right? They owe us a Coke. 78 00:04:08,587 --> 00:04:09,589 Alara, hail them. 79 00:04:09,623 --> 00:04:11,325 Channel open. 80 00:04:11,358 --> 00:04:13,260 Bleriot, this is Captain Ed Mercer 81 00:04:13,293 --> 00:04:15,262 of the USS Orville... do you read me? 82 00:04:15,294 --> 00:04:18,097 Captain Mercer, we've been raided by a Krill destroyer. 83 00:04:18,130 --> 00:04:19,765 What is the status of your vessel? 84 00:04:19,799 --> 00:04:20,900 Our injured are being treated, 85 00:04:20,933 --> 00:04:22,602 but we're in need of extensive repairs. 86 00:04:22,635 --> 00:04:25,371 I can hear you, but visual is a little patchy. 87 00:04:25,404 --> 00:04:26,940 That's why we scanned your ship. 88 00:04:26,972 --> 00:04:28,874 All right, send us a manifest of everything you need 89 00:04:28,907 --> 00:04:30,710 - as soon as you can. - Sending now. 90 00:04:30,743 --> 00:04:33,613 And, Captain, it so happens we're carrying two passengers 91 00:04:33,647 --> 00:04:34,781 whom you know. 92 00:04:34,813 --> 00:04:37,551 Eddie, is that you? 93 00:04:37,584 --> 00:04:39,219 Mom? 94 00:04:39,251 --> 00:04:41,921 Hey, buddy. Surprise, huh? 95 00:04:41,955 --> 00:04:44,190 Yeah, it is. Dad, are you guys okay? 96 00:04:44,224 --> 00:04:45,592 - No, no, we're okay, fine. - We're okay. 97 00:04:45,625 --> 00:04:47,928 We all just got a bit of a scare, that's all. 98 00:04:47,930 --> 00:04:48,696 Yeah. 99 00:04:48,727 --> 00:04:50,730 Well, except for your father. 100 00:04:50,763 --> 00:04:53,699 Yeah. I-I slept through the entire attack, 101 00:04:53,733 --> 00:04:55,602 and I just woke up a little while ago. 102 00:04:55,635 --> 00:04:57,471 You know, a little too much of the sauce last night. 103 00:04:57,503 --> 00:04:59,739 Mom, Dad, what the hell are you guys doing on the Bleriot? 104 00:04:59,772 --> 00:05:01,540 Well, your father and I wanted 105 00:05:01,573 --> 00:05:03,075 to spend the weekend on Deneb 3 106 00:05:03,109 --> 00:05:04,411 - with the Petersons. - With the Petersons. 107 00:05:04,443 --> 00:05:05,878 We're receiving the manifest now. 108 00:05:05,911 --> 00:05:07,914 - Who's that? - Is that Kelly? 109 00:05:07,947 --> 00:05:09,082 Yeah. 110 00:05:09,114 --> 00:05:10,583 Hi, Mrs. Mercer. How are you? 111 00:05:10,616 --> 00:05:13,753 I'm fine. You know, uh, Eddie tells us 112 00:05:13,786 --> 00:05:15,589 you're just a wonderful first officer. 113 00:05:15,621 --> 00:05:18,057 I'm-I'm glad you two are friends again, 114 00:05:18,090 --> 00:05:20,660 after the, um, infidelity. 115 00:05:20,693 --> 00:05:23,162 - Okay. - Yeah. No, no, 116 00:05:23,195 --> 00:05:24,830 we're... we're fine. 117 00:05:24,863 --> 00:05:26,465 - Was it worth it? - Aw, Jeannie... 118 00:05:26,498 --> 00:05:28,068 just drop it, huh? 119 00:05:28,101 --> 00:05:29,236 A honey like that, a couple of flies are 120 00:05:29,269 --> 00:05:30,470 gonna get through, okay? 121 00:05:30,503 --> 00:05:32,072 Uh, guys, you-you remember Gordon? 122 00:05:32,104 --> 00:05:33,907 Hi, Mr. and Mrs. M. 123 00:05:33,940 --> 00:05:35,075 Is that Gordon? 124 00:05:35,108 --> 00:05:36,176 It's me, yeah. 125 00:05:36,209 --> 00:05:38,512 Oh, okay, well, tell him I said hi. 126 00:05:38,544 --> 00:05:40,646 - He just heard you, Dad. - Hi. 127 00:05:40,679 --> 00:05:42,415 - Who's that? - That's Gordon again. 128 00:05:42,448 --> 00:05:44,083 Eddie, how's your stomach? Is it still bothering you? 129 00:05:44,116 --> 00:05:47,087 Uh, it-it's fine, Mom. It's-it's okay. 130 00:05:47,120 --> 00:05:48,588 Did you get the colon scan? 131 00:05:48,621 --> 00:05:50,257 I-I will. I will get it. 132 00:05:50,289 --> 00:05:52,525 Listen to me. You get the colon scan. 133 00:05:52,558 --> 00:05:54,928 Do you understand me? Because if you get the divert... 134 00:05:54,960 --> 00:05:58,030 - Man, what is that? - Diverticulitis. 135 00:05:58,063 --> 00:06:00,433 Diverticulitis, like I had, that's not a picnic. 136 00:06:00,467 --> 00:06:01,668 What is it you got stuck in there? 137 00:06:01,700 --> 00:06:02,768 A sesame seed. 138 00:06:02,801 --> 00:06:05,205 - A sesame seed in his colon! - In the colon. 139 00:06:05,238 --> 00:06:07,541 Yeah. It-It just gets stuck in there, 140 00:06:07,573 --> 00:06:08,774 because there are folds, you know? 141 00:06:08,808 --> 00:06:09,242 Yeah. 142 00:06:09,244 --> 00:06:10,545 And it burrows in there for the winter, 143 00:06:10,577 --> 00:06:13,347 - and you got yourself an inflammation. - Oh, God. 144 00:06:13,380 --> 00:06:14,613 Hey, you know what, guys? 145 00:06:14,647 --> 00:06:15,849 We're just gonna come over there, okay? How does that...? 146 00:06:15,882 --> 00:06:17,384 Right, Kel? You haven't seen Mom and Dad in a while... 147 00:06:17,416 --> 00:06:18,385 I haven't seen them in ages, yes. 148 00:06:18,418 --> 00:06:20,053 - Great! - Yeah. 149 00:06:20,085 --> 00:06:21,063 Much better if we go down there and help out. 150 00:06:21,065 --> 00:06:21,723 Great, much better, great. 151 00:06:21,755 --> 00:06:22,789 So we'll see you in a bit, okay? 152 00:06:22,822 --> 00:06:24,224 Get the scan. 153 00:06:24,257 --> 00:06:27,728 Oh, my God. 154 00:06:27,760 --> 00:06:30,229 - Alara, you have the conn. - Aye. 155 00:06:30,262 --> 00:06:31,664 Wait, what? 156 00:06:31,698 --> 00:06:33,567 You have command while we're gone. 157 00:06:33,599 --> 00:06:35,301 Well, what about Bortus? 158 00:06:35,335 --> 00:06:37,404 Bortus is in his quarters warming an egg. 159 00:06:37,436 --> 00:06:39,071 That makes you the ranking bridge officer. 160 00:06:39,104 --> 00:06:42,808 Oh, yeah, but... I've never, um... 161 00:06:42,842 --> 00:06:44,211 Wait, 162 00:06:44,243 --> 00:06:45,811 this is your first time in command. 163 00:06:45,844 --> 00:06:47,914 Yeah, so maybe someone else should... 164 00:06:47,947 --> 00:06:50,217 You got this, okay? 165 00:06:50,250 --> 00:06:51,551 You wouldn't be allowed to wear that uniform 166 00:06:51,584 --> 00:06:53,387 if you weren't qualified. 167 00:06:53,419 --> 00:06:54,720 We trust you. 168 00:06:54,753 --> 00:06:57,657 Yeah. 169 00:06:57,690 --> 00:06:58,658 Okay. 170 00:06:58,690 --> 00:07:00,626 - Okay. - Okay. 171 00:07:02,428 --> 00:07:05,265 Oh, hey, uh, sorry about my parents, everyone. 172 00:07:05,298 --> 00:07:07,534 They're, um... 173 00:07:07,566 --> 00:07:10,703 My colon is fine, by the way, there's... 174 00:07:10,736 --> 00:07:12,306 Yeah. 175 00:07:35,828 --> 00:07:37,463 Your mother hates me. 176 00:07:37,496 --> 00:07:39,899 - She does not hate you. - Oh, yes, she does. 177 00:07:39,933 --> 00:07:42,635 She does not. She hated you a little bit after the... 178 00:07:42,669 --> 00:07:45,604 the thing. 179 00:07:45,637 --> 00:07:46,940 You can tell me, you know. 180 00:07:46,972 --> 00:07:49,308 I mean, we never talked about it. 181 00:07:49,342 --> 00:07:52,145 - What'd she say about me? - It's nothing too terrible. 182 00:07:52,178 --> 00:07:53,580 - You can tell me. Just be honest. - It wasn't that bad. 183 00:07:53,613 --> 00:07:55,248 - Be honest. - She once called you a bitch 184 00:07:55,281 --> 00:07:58,051 46 times in one sitting. 185 00:07:58,084 --> 00:07:59,820 Wow. 186 00:07:59,852 --> 00:08:01,420 Yeah, the people at the next table complained. 187 00:08:01,453 --> 00:08:03,756 But, look, Kel, it doesn't matter. You know? 188 00:08:03,789 --> 00:08:06,492 That's the past... you and I were a lousy match, movin' on. 189 00:08:06,525 --> 00:08:10,229 Maybe. We never really got the chance to find out. 190 00:08:10,262 --> 00:08:12,832 Well, that's what happens when you let a blue alien bone you 191 00:08:12,866 --> 00:08:13,894 while your husband's at work, isn't it? 192 00:08:13,895 --> 00:08:14,434 Don't be a jerk. 193 00:08:14,467 --> 00:08:16,403 In no way am I trying to be a jerk. 194 00:08:16,435 --> 00:08:19,071 Honestly, Kel, most guys would hold a grudge 195 00:08:19,105 --> 00:08:21,241 for something like this... I think you did us a favor. 196 00:08:21,274 --> 00:08:23,409 I really do. In fact, you know what? 197 00:08:23,443 --> 00:08:25,846 I want to thank you for your infidelity. 198 00:08:25,879 --> 00:08:30,851 Look, all I'm saying is that if you hadn't been so absent, 199 00:08:30,884 --> 00:08:34,421 and I hadn't... done what I did... 200 00:08:34,453 --> 00:08:35,588 maybe it could've worked. 201 00:08:35,621 --> 00:08:39,258 I say this with all due respect... you are high. 202 00:08:39,292 --> 00:08:42,830 Well, since we are seeing your mother, that's not a bad idea. 203 00:08:44,230 --> 00:08:45,432 What are you doing? 204 00:08:45,465 --> 00:08:48,034 One cannabis edible. 205 00:08:48,067 --> 00:08:49,870 Oh, my God. Seriously? 206 00:08:49,903 --> 00:08:51,371 You're kidding with that, right? 207 00:08:51,404 --> 00:08:54,073 Just in case. 208 00:09:16,596 --> 00:09:19,065 What the hell? 209 00:09:19,097 --> 00:09:21,101 What is this? 210 00:09:29,741 --> 00:09:30,809 Whoa, whoa, whoa, guys! 211 00:09:30,842 --> 00:09:32,746 - Guys! - Isaac! 212 00:09:32,779 --> 00:09:34,548 The transport... what happened to it? 213 00:09:34,581 --> 00:09:36,883 Scanners show no sign of the ship. 214 00:09:36,915 --> 00:09:38,584 It appears to have been a holographic projection 215 00:09:38,617 --> 00:09:40,185 of some kind. 216 00:09:40,218 --> 00:09:42,955 - What about the boarding party? - Searching. 217 00:09:44,691 --> 00:09:46,259 Scans show no life signs. 218 00:09:46,292 --> 00:09:48,595 They are gone. 219 00:09:56,162 --> 00:09:58,424 I don't understand, how can they just be gone? 220 00:09:58,456 --> 00:10:00,964 John, wha-what about long-range navigational scans? 221 00:10:00,966 --> 00:10:02,302 I'm checking right now. 222 00:10:02,335 --> 00:10:03,393 There's-There's nothing out there. 223 00:10:03,440 --> 00:10:04,410 Not a damn thing. 224 00:10:20,624 --> 00:10:23,561 Commander, the captain... Oh, God. 225 00:10:23,594 --> 00:10:26,031 Is it not customary to request permission 226 00:10:26,064 --> 00:10:28,065 before entering someone else's quarters? 227 00:10:28,099 --> 00:10:30,735 - It is... - I am brooding my egg. 228 00:10:30,768 --> 00:10:32,770 It is a private time for a Moclan. 229 00:10:32,804 --> 00:10:34,406 Sir, I am so sorry, 230 00:10:34,439 --> 00:10:36,608 but the captain and the first officer are gone! 231 00:10:36,641 --> 00:10:38,709 Gone? Where? 232 00:10:38,743 --> 00:10:39,945 We don't know. 233 00:10:39,978 --> 00:10:41,512 We got a distress call from a transport ship, 234 00:10:41,546 --> 00:10:43,781 and once they boarded it, the whole thing just disappeared. 235 00:10:43,815 --> 00:10:45,584 Who is in command? 236 00:10:45,617 --> 00:10:47,519 I am. 237 00:10:47,551 --> 00:10:50,555 Then, if they are alive, you must find them. 238 00:10:50,588 --> 00:10:52,757 Sir, if you could just come back to the bridge. 239 00:10:52,791 --> 00:10:54,358 The captain never would have left me in command 240 00:10:54,392 --> 00:10:55,359 if he had any idea that this... 241 00:10:55,392 --> 00:10:57,362 I cannot leave my egg. 242 00:10:57,395 --> 00:10:58,530 For how long? 243 00:10:58,562 --> 00:10:59,697 For 21 days. 244 00:10:59,730 --> 00:11:02,867 I am sorry, Lieutenant. 245 00:11:02,901 --> 00:11:05,303 I will not risk the life of my child. 246 00:11:05,335 --> 00:11:07,638 You must remain in command. 247 00:11:29,093 --> 00:11:30,996 One shot of Xelayan tequila. 248 00:11:38,703 --> 00:11:41,139 Okay. 249 00:11:41,171 --> 00:11:43,307 Deep breaths. Deep breaths. 250 00:11:43,340 --> 00:11:44,441 You're okay. You're fine. 251 00:11:44,474 --> 00:11:47,012 You gonna throw up? You gonna throw up? 252 00:11:47,045 --> 00:11:51,183 No. You're all right. 253 00:12:03,393 --> 00:12:05,596 Lieutenant, you all right? 254 00:12:05,629 --> 00:12:09,700 Yes! Yes, yes, I'm fine, Ensign... 255 00:12:09,733 --> 00:12:12,170 - Parker. - Parker. Ensign Parker. 256 00:12:12,203 --> 00:12:14,172 Sweet. Go away now. 257 00:12:14,204 --> 00:12:15,974 Oh. 258 00:12:21,646 --> 00:12:23,849 Isaac, any sign of the boarding party? 259 00:12:23,882 --> 00:12:26,685 Negative, sir. Status unchanged. 260 00:12:26,718 --> 00:12:27,953 Sir, there's nobody over there 261 00:12:27,985 --> 00:12:29,854 to pilot the shuttle back to us, 262 00:12:29,887 --> 00:12:32,724 but I can bring it over by remote guidance, on your order. 263 00:12:32,757 --> 00:12:34,827 Got it. 264 00:12:35,893 --> 00:12:40,297 Is... is the order given? 265 00:12:40,330 --> 00:12:42,700 Yes. 266 00:12:42,733 --> 00:12:44,301 Absolutely do that. 267 00:12:44,334 --> 00:12:45,903 Aye, sir. 268 00:12:45,936 --> 00:12:49,541 And good job... 269 00:12:49,574 --> 00:12:50,676 with that remote thing. 270 00:12:52,176 --> 00:12:54,345 Thanks. 271 00:13:01,185 --> 00:13:02,420 Sir? 272 00:13:02,453 --> 00:13:04,856 Doctor. Hi. 273 00:13:04,888 --> 00:13:06,190 Any word? 274 00:13:06,224 --> 00:13:08,026 No, nothing yet. 275 00:13:08,059 --> 00:13:09,493 What's next? 276 00:13:09,526 --> 00:13:14,498 What's next... is... 277 00:13:14,531 --> 00:13:16,200 we should 278 00:13:16,233 --> 00:13:18,002 lock a tractor beam onto the buoy 279 00:13:18,036 --> 00:13:20,438 and bring it into the shuttle bay to examine it for clues. 280 00:13:20,470 --> 00:13:23,324 We got Dora the Explorer runnin' the show here. 281 00:13:23,326 --> 00:13:24,276 Shh. 282 00:13:24,309 --> 00:13:26,011 Lieutenant Lamarr, do you want to say something? 283 00:13:26,044 --> 00:13:27,545 No, sir. 284 00:13:27,578 --> 00:13:29,447 Good. Lock onto the buoy. 285 00:13:29,479 --> 00:13:32,283 Sir, I would advise against that course of action. 286 00:13:32,316 --> 00:13:34,451 We are not familiar with its defense mechanisms. 287 00:13:34,484 --> 00:13:36,287 It's our only chance to find our people. 288 00:13:36,320 --> 00:13:37,955 Lieutenant, lock on. 289 00:13:37,988 --> 00:13:40,291 Aye, sir. 290 00:13:44,594 --> 00:13:46,632 Locked on and pulling her in. 291 00:13:50,233 --> 00:13:51,636 Bridge to shuttle bay. 292 00:13:51,669 --> 00:13:53,071 Prepare to receive buoy. 293 00:13:53,103 --> 00:13:57,408 Copy, bridge. Opening bay doors. 294 00:14:06,249 --> 00:14:09,887 Sir, I'm reading an energy buildup within the buoy's core. 295 00:14:09,921 --> 00:14:11,256 Can you identify it? 296 00:14:11,289 --> 00:14:12,657 It is... 297 00:14:12,690 --> 00:14:15,493 Sir, deactivate the tractor beam! 298 00:14:26,536 --> 00:14:28,006 Get those doors shut! 299 00:14:36,948 --> 00:14:39,351 All sections reporting. 300 00:14:39,383 --> 00:14:42,252 Structural damage is extensive, injuries are numerous. 301 00:14:42,286 --> 00:14:43,088 I'll be in sickbay. 302 00:14:43,121 --> 00:14:44,322 Bortus to bridge. 303 00:14:44,354 --> 00:14:45,456 What is happening? 304 00:14:45,489 --> 00:14:46,825 We, uh, took a little jolt, 305 00:14:46,858 --> 00:14:48,159 but we're in one piece. 306 00:14:48,191 --> 00:14:49,259 Is your egg okay? 307 00:14:49,292 --> 00:14:50,695 It is intact. 308 00:14:50,728 --> 00:14:52,030 However, such impacts are not 309 00:14:52,062 --> 00:14:53,197 conducive to egg brooding! 310 00:14:53,230 --> 00:14:55,499 Sir, hull integrity has been compromised 311 00:14:55,532 --> 00:14:57,534 - in the shuttle bay. - I'm going down there. 312 00:14:57,568 --> 00:15:00,005 Sir, if I may, your place is on the bridge. 313 00:15:00,037 --> 00:15:01,305 I'm going down there! 314 00:15:01,339 --> 00:15:03,308 Think they'd give me three weeks off 315 00:15:03,340 --> 00:15:04,241 to sit on an egg? 316 00:15:24,528 --> 00:15:26,397 Chief, was anyone injured in the rupture? 317 00:15:26,430 --> 00:15:28,365 A few minor injuries, but the force field snapped on 318 00:15:28,398 --> 00:15:29,533 like it's supposed to. 319 00:15:29,566 --> 00:15:31,502 Gonna take a few days to patch up, though. 320 00:15:31,536 --> 00:15:35,040 Look, whatever additional power, resources you need, whatever, 321 00:15:35,073 --> 00:15:35,891 you've got it. 322 00:15:35,893 --> 00:15:38,344 I appreciate that, kid, we'll be all right. 323 00:15:49,086 --> 00:15:51,221 Ensign Parker, what happened? 324 00:15:51,254 --> 00:15:52,724 Wrong place at the wrong time. 325 00:15:52,757 --> 00:15:54,025 Will he be okay? 326 00:15:54,057 --> 00:15:55,526 Well, he won't be running any marathons 327 00:15:55,560 --> 00:15:58,729 for a couple of days, but he'll be all right. 328 00:16:00,363 --> 00:16:03,901 Doctor, can I talk to you in private? 329 00:16:03,935 --> 00:16:05,904 Sure. 330 00:16:12,042 --> 00:16:14,278 I can't do this. 331 00:16:14,311 --> 00:16:16,613 - You mean command the Orville? - Yes. 332 00:16:16,647 --> 00:16:19,050 I wasn't in that chair ten minutes, and I almost 333 00:16:19,083 --> 00:16:20,051 destroyed the entire ship. 334 00:16:20,084 --> 00:16:21,386 What if someone had been killed? 335 00:16:21,419 --> 00:16:23,188 But you didn't. And they weren't. 336 00:16:23,220 --> 00:16:24,855 You're the ship's doctor. 337 00:16:24,888 --> 00:16:27,858 You're the only person who can relieve an officer of command. 338 00:16:27,892 --> 00:16:29,393 Can't you just come up with some reason that I'm unfit? 339 00:16:29,426 --> 00:16:31,396 Tell them I'm a drug addict, anything. 340 00:16:31,429 --> 00:16:33,198 Just get someone to replace me, please. 341 00:16:33,230 --> 00:16:34,765 No, I will not do that. 342 00:16:34,799 --> 00:16:37,736 But I will give you some advice. Now, sit. 343 00:16:41,171 --> 00:16:44,641 Command is all about the balance between inspiring confidence 344 00:16:44,675 --> 00:16:47,912 in your leadership and knowing when to trust your people. 345 00:16:47,945 --> 00:16:50,647 You got scared out there today. 346 00:16:50,681 --> 00:16:53,151 Scared that they didn't respect you. 347 00:16:53,184 --> 00:16:56,887 So you ignored Isaac's advice in order to appear in control. 348 00:16:56,920 --> 00:16:59,657 Now, the question is, did you learn from this error? 349 00:17:00,925 --> 00:17:03,695 I'm willing to bet that you did. 350 00:17:04,861 --> 00:17:06,464 Will you help me? 351 00:17:06,496 --> 00:17:09,466 I'm not gonna whisper the right answers in your ear, 352 00:17:09,500 --> 00:17:12,770 but I'll try to be your Obi-Wan however I can. 353 00:17:12,802 --> 00:17:14,839 My what? 354 00:17:14,871 --> 00:17:16,774 Never mind. 355 00:17:55,745 --> 00:17:57,681 What is this? 356 00:17:57,714 --> 00:17:58,683 It's... 357 00:18:00,184 --> 00:18:02,520 our old apartment. 358 00:18:02,552 --> 00:18:04,856 In New York City. 359 00:18:12,032 --> 00:18:14,469 This is impossible. 360 00:18:14,502 --> 00:18:15,670 It's exactly like I remember it. 361 00:18:17,672 --> 00:18:19,174 Look at this. 362 00:18:21,343 --> 00:18:22,811 This is the one from my office. 363 00:18:22,844 --> 00:18:25,480 I took it with me when I moved out. 364 00:18:25,513 --> 00:18:29,283 We couldn't have been sent back in time? 365 00:18:29,317 --> 00:18:31,487 I mean, that's... that's crazy, right? 366 00:18:43,664 --> 00:18:45,666 The door's sealed. 367 00:18:45,700 --> 00:18:47,169 Here. 368 00:18:49,503 --> 00:18:51,206 It's okay, I got it, I got it. 369 00:18:54,241 --> 00:18:56,143 - Oh! Oh! - Ed, are you okay? 370 00:18:56,176 --> 00:18:57,278 - Yeah, no, I'm fine. - Are you sure? 371 00:18:57,311 --> 00:18:59,447 I'm fine. I'm fine. All good. 372 00:19:03,351 --> 00:19:04,854 Kel, where the hell are we? 373 00:19:15,697 --> 00:19:17,633 Lieutenant, I believe I have something. 374 00:19:17,665 --> 00:19:19,734 What is it? 375 00:19:19,768 --> 00:19:22,703 My analysis of our scanner logs indicates 376 00:19:22,737 --> 00:19:24,973 there was a concentrated pulse directed away from the buoy 377 00:19:25,006 --> 00:19:26,074 at the moment of the incident, 378 00:19:26,106 --> 00:19:27,709 traveling along this trajectory. 379 00:19:27,741 --> 00:19:29,377 What do you think it was? 380 00:19:29,411 --> 00:19:30,979 I cannot be certain, 381 00:19:31,011 --> 00:19:34,682 but I believe it may have been a form of molecular transfer. 382 00:19:34,715 --> 00:19:36,817 You think they may have been transported somewhere? 383 00:19:36,851 --> 00:19:40,322 If so, there may still be residual traces of the pulse. 384 00:19:40,355 --> 00:19:42,691 I will need to divert power to the forward scanners 385 00:19:42,723 --> 00:19:44,358 to conduct a long-range search. 386 00:19:44,392 --> 00:19:46,595 We're already on emergency power. 387 00:19:52,601 --> 00:19:56,271 All hands, this is Acting Captain Kitan. 388 00:19:56,304 --> 00:19:58,440 Emergency power will be temporarily rerouted 389 00:19:58,472 --> 00:20:00,709 to the scanner array until further notice. 390 00:20:00,741 --> 00:20:01,710 Newton to bridge. 391 00:20:01,742 --> 00:20:03,010 Kid, you got to be joking. 392 00:20:03,044 --> 00:20:04,278 You reroute power, and this ship's 393 00:20:04,311 --> 00:20:05,580 not gonna be goin' anywhere. 394 00:20:05,614 --> 00:20:07,215 Chief, unless we know where 395 00:20:07,248 --> 00:20:08,749 the captain and the commander were taken, 396 00:20:08,782 --> 00:20:11,953 there'll be nowhere to go. Oh, and it's 397 00:20:11,987 --> 00:20:13,455 "sir," not "kid." 398 00:20:13,488 --> 00:20:15,423 Just a friendly reminder. 399 00:20:15,457 --> 00:20:17,593 Aye, sir. 400 00:20:17,625 --> 00:20:19,927 Dora the Explorer got some balls. 401 00:20:19,961 --> 00:20:22,264 Good ones. Good balls. 402 00:20:22,297 --> 00:20:24,600 Crap! 403 00:20:26,668 --> 00:20:28,270 What about the window? 404 00:20:28,303 --> 00:20:29,905 I mean, we're a hundred stories up. 405 00:20:29,938 --> 00:20:31,807 What are we supposed to do, scale a wall? 406 00:20:31,839 --> 00:20:35,143 Yeah, good point. 407 00:20:35,175 --> 00:20:38,245 So, what do we do now? 408 00:20:38,278 --> 00:20:39,547 Survival. 409 00:20:39,580 --> 00:20:42,249 I mean, as long as we're here, wherever here is, 410 00:20:42,282 --> 00:20:44,919 we better make sure that the food synthesizer works. 411 00:20:48,256 --> 00:20:49,257 At least we won't starve. 412 00:20:49,289 --> 00:20:52,827 Look at this. It's my favorite robe. 413 00:20:52,861 --> 00:20:55,464 I haven't seen this in two years. 414 00:20:55,497 --> 00:20:57,332 By the way, this was an inspired idea. 415 00:20:57,365 --> 00:21:00,301 Of course, if there's anything in the food, we're screwed. 416 00:21:00,335 --> 00:21:02,170 Yeah, I kind of doubt whoever brought us here 417 00:21:02,202 --> 00:21:04,639 went through all the trouble just to poison us. 418 00:21:07,509 --> 00:21:08,876 Mm-hmm. 419 00:21:12,480 --> 00:21:13,981 - Thank you. - Mm. 420 00:21:18,018 --> 00:21:20,288 Ed... 421 00:21:20,320 --> 00:21:23,591 you think the Orville knows we're alive? 422 00:21:23,624 --> 00:21:25,794 You think they're even looking for us? 423 00:21:25,826 --> 00:21:27,997 Well, we better hope so. 424 00:21:30,164 --> 00:21:32,500 I left Alara in command. 425 00:21:32,534 --> 00:21:33,802 Yeah. 426 00:21:33,835 --> 00:21:35,136 What do you think? 427 00:21:35,170 --> 00:21:37,471 Well, she's smart, 428 00:21:37,505 --> 00:21:38,840 but she's really green. 429 00:21:38,873 --> 00:21:40,843 I know. 430 00:21:42,477 --> 00:21:44,980 I'm gonna try to get some sleep. 431 00:21:45,012 --> 00:21:47,281 Do you, uh, do you want the bed or the couch? 432 00:21:47,315 --> 00:21:48,784 Hmm. 433 00:21:48,817 --> 00:21:50,285 You take the bed. I've had so much to drink, 434 00:21:51,316 --> 00:21:51,952 I think I'd die at that altitude. 435 00:21:51,986 --> 00:21:54,156 Okay. 436 00:21:54,189 --> 00:21:55,490 And if we're still here tomorrow, 437 00:21:55,522 --> 00:21:58,159 we can move on to that brownie. 438 00:21:59,594 --> 00:22:01,663 Hey, wait, do you... 439 00:22:01,695 --> 00:22:03,531 do you remember that time that Jeff and Maureen 440 00:22:03,565 --> 00:22:04,966 invited us to the opera? 441 00:22:04,999 --> 00:22:08,170 Oh, my God, yes. 442 00:22:08,202 --> 00:22:09,904 And you knew I hated opera, so you made me smoke that joint 443 00:22:09,938 --> 00:22:11,206 before we left. 444 00:22:11,239 --> 00:22:13,141 I'm so sorry, that was supposed to be mine. 445 00:22:13,173 --> 00:22:15,309 - I gave you the wrong one. - Your weapons-grade weed. 446 00:22:15,343 --> 00:22:17,579 Yes, I remember it very well. 447 00:22:17,612 --> 00:22:19,514 And it kicked in when we got to the theater, 448 00:22:19,547 --> 00:22:21,149 and I became convinced that I was... 449 00:22:21,182 --> 00:22:22,851 That you were gonna be paralyzed. 450 00:22:22,884 --> 00:22:24,486 That I would be paralyzed if I stayed seated 451 00:22:24,518 --> 00:22:26,054 for longer than two minutes. 452 00:22:26,086 --> 00:22:27,722 Oh, my God. 453 00:22:27,756 --> 00:22:29,557 And remember, you bashed the hell out of Maureen's head 454 00:22:29,590 --> 00:22:30,825 - when you jumped out of your chair? - Oh... 455 00:22:32,293 --> 00:22:33,528 God, the size of the bruise 456 00:22:33,560 --> 00:22:35,329 on her face was just epic. 457 00:22:35,363 --> 00:22:36,731 Was that when they stopped hanging out with us? 458 00:22:36,765 --> 00:22:38,667 - Oh, yeah, they were done with us. - Yeah. 459 00:22:38,700 --> 00:22:40,402 That... well, you know, they sucked. Who cares? 460 00:22:40,434 --> 00:22:42,069 They totally sucked. Why did we 461 00:22:42,103 --> 00:22:43,572 - hang out with them? - I thought you liked them. 462 00:22:43,605 --> 00:22:45,539 - I hated them. - You hate... 463 00:22:45,573 --> 00:22:47,909 That was the only reason that I tolerated... You-you hated them? 464 00:22:47,942 --> 00:22:49,944 Yes. I mean she never shut the hell up, 465 00:22:49,978 --> 00:22:51,747 and-and he smelled like sausage. 466 00:22:51,779 --> 00:22:54,048 Well, then, you know what? I'm glad I hit her in the head. 467 00:22:55,583 --> 00:22:57,786 That makes two of us. 468 00:22:57,818 --> 00:22:59,053 Mm. 469 00:23:04,491 --> 00:23:07,462 I... you know, this-this feels like a dream. 470 00:23:09,497 --> 00:23:14,369 Being here, in this place. 471 00:23:14,402 --> 00:23:18,273 It's like the last year never happened. 472 00:23:20,808 --> 00:23:22,176 I was just thinking the same thing. 473 00:23:26,480 --> 00:23:28,383 I might have been wrong... 474 00:23:28,415 --> 00:23:32,186 about what I said in the shuttle. 475 00:23:33,488 --> 00:23:36,191 Maybe things could've been different. 476 00:23:40,662 --> 00:23:41,864 Good night. 477 00:23:59,513 --> 00:24:02,483 Sir, I believe I have pinpointed the destination 478 00:24:02,517 --> 00:24:04,286 of the subspace pulse. 479 00:24:04,318 --> 00:24:06,654 Let's see what you've got. 480 00:24:09,557 --> 00:24:11,992 Oh, no. 481 00:24:12,026 --> 00:24:14,461 Absolutely out of the question, Lieutenant. 482 00:24:14,495 --> 00:24:16,331 But, sir, if there's any chance that they're still alive... 483 00:24:16,364 --> 00:24:17,632 That sector 484 00:24:17,664 --> 00:24:20,301 of space is off-limits, no exceptions. 485 00:24:20,335 --> 00:24:21,803 Sir, please, if we could just... 486 00:24:21,836 --> 00:24:24,139 Lieutenant, you're young, 487 00:24:24,172 --> 00:24:25,472 so I'm going to overlook the fact 488 00:24:25,506 --> 00:24:27,642 that you are questioning a direct order 489 00:24:27,674 --> 00:24:29,211 from a fleet admiral. 490 00:24:29,243 --> 00:24:31,045 We have reasons for keeping our ships away 491 00:24:31,078 --> 00:24:33,214 from that star system. 492 00:24:33,248 --> 00:24:34,481 The Calivon are a very 493 00:24:34,515 --> 00:24:36,685 technologically advanced race. 494 00:24:36,718 --> 00:24:39,287 And they view any species at a lesser technological level 495 00:24:39,319 --> 00:24:40,955 as inferior. 496 00:24:40,989 --> 00:24:43,991 In the way a sentient being might view an animal. 497 00:24:44,025 --> 00:24:46,795 We do not want to engage them in any way. 498 00:24:46,827 --> 00:24:48,797 But what about the captain and the commander? 499 00:24:48,829 --> 00:24:50,531 Lost in the line of duty. 500 00:24:50,565 --> 00:24:52,667 I'm sorry, Lieutenant. 501 00:24:52,700 --> 00:24:54,669 As soon as your repairs are complete, 502 00:24:54,701 --> 00:24:56,637 your orders are to return to Earth 503 00:24:56,671 --> 00:24:58,139 where the Orville will be assigned 504 00:24:58,172 --> 00:25:00,808 a new captain and first officer. 505 00:25:00,842 --> 00:25:02,778 Tucker out. 506 00:25:17,858 --> 00:25:21,228 Hey. Wake up. 507 00:25:21,261 --> 00:25:22,496 Wake up! 508 00:25:36,310 --> 00:25:37,913 Hey. 509 00:25:37,945 --> 00:25:39,914 Hey, what's going on? 510 00:25:39,948 --> 00:25:41,249 Hey, can you tell me where I am? 511 00:25:41,281 --> 00:25:42,516 'Cause honestly... 512 00:25:45,553 --> 00:25:46,755 Nidal. 513 00:25:46,788 --> 00:25:48,189 Come on, let's go see the Krill. 514 00:25:48,221 --> 00:25:49,624 Mama, I want to see the Moclans. 515 00:25:49,656 --> 00:25:50,958 If we have time. 516 00:25:50,991 --> 00:25:52,793 Come on. Let's go. 517 00:25:52,826 --> 00:25:55,195 Hey. Hey! 518 00:25:55,229 --> 00:25:56,463 What's going on here? 519 00:25:56,497 --> 00:25:58,800 Where am I? 520 00:25:58,833 --> 00:26:00,268 Hey, talk to me! 521 00:26:00,300 --> 00:26:01,903 You're wasting your breath. 522 00:26:01,935 --> 00:26:03,938 You don't matter to them. 523 00:26:03,971 --> 00:26:05,639 Who are you? 524 00:26:05,672 --> 00:26:07,776 What is this place? 525 00:26:07,808 --> 00:26:09,643 Looks like they finally filled that slot. 526 00:26:09,676 --> 00:26:11,145 How's it going, new guy? 527 00:26:12,480 --> 00:26:14,149 Ed? 528 00:26:14,182 --> 00:26:16,250 What is this? What's going on? 529 00:26:16,284 --> 00:26:17,619 I... 530 00:26:17,652 --> 00:26:19,254 Answer my question. 531 00:26:19,287 --> 00:26:20,454 Where are we? 532 00:26:20,488 --> 00:26:21,657 A smart one, isn't he? 533 00:26:23,357 --> 00:26:26,627 Take a look around you, friend. 534 00:26:26,661 --> 00:26:29,664 You're in a Calivon zoo. 535 00:26:46,785 --> 00:26:48,520 See, their buoys 536 00:26:48,553 --> 00:26:50,823 can scan your computers and then instantly 537 00:26:50,857 --> 00:26:53,493 generate a customized holographic lure. 538 00:26:53,525 --> 00:26:56,730 As soon as you bite, you're transported here. 539 00:26:56,800 --> 00:26:58,668 Like leaving an animal trap in the wild. 540 00:26:58,702 --> 00:27:01,705 It even knew to make my dad talk about his colon. 541 00:27:01,737 --> 00:27:02,939 That's an advanced technology. 542 00:27:02,973 --> 00:27:04,675 They recreate your 543 00:27:04,707 --> 00:27:07,677 natural environment based on the data they've collected. 544 00:27:07,712 --> 00:27:10,214 Once you're acclimated, whoosh! 545 00:27:10,245 --> 00:27:12,416 The wall goes up and you're the newest exhibit. 546 00:27:12,448 --> 00:27:15,051 They got lucky with you guys. 547 00:27:15,084 --> 00:27:17,186 Usually they don't get two for one. 548 00:27:18,989 --> 00:27:20,257 Our natural environment. 549 00:27:20,291 --> 00:27:21,525 What about him? 550 00:27:21,558 --> 00:27:23,359 He's only a child. 551 00:27:23,393 --> 00:27:25,295 What's your name, sweetie? 552 00:27:25,328 --> 00:27:27,297 Baral. 553 00:27:27,330 --> 00:27:29,066 Yeah? How long have you been here? 554 00:27:29,099 --> 00:27:30,300 Where's your mommy? 555 00:27:30,332 --> 00:27:32,168 I... don't know. 556 00:27:35,338 --> 00:27:38,609 He got here a few weeks after I did. 557 00:27:38,641 --> 00:27:41,378 I've been here eight months. 558 00:27:41,410 --> 00:27:44,046 What the hell kind of people do something like this? 559 00:27:44,080 --> 00:27:45,549 They're Calivon. 560 00:27:45,582 --> 00:27:48,485 They think any technologically inferior species 561 00:27:48,518 --> 00:27:50,721 is theirs to do with as they please. 562 00:27:50,753 --> 00:27:54,323 We're... interesting and fun to watch. 563 00:27:54,357 --> 00:27:55,826 Weird as that sounds. 564 00:27:55,859 --> 00:27:57,561 It's not that weird. 565 00:27:57,593 --> 00:27:59,395 There was a time where humans imprisoned animals 566 00:27:59,428 --> 00:28:00,897 for entertainment. 567 00:28:00,929 --> 00:28:02,064 It wasn't intended to be cruel. 568 00:28:02,098 --> 00:28:04,667 We just felt, as the higher species, we had the right. 569 00:28:04,701 --> 00:28:06,303 Yeah, well, that was hundreds of years ago, 570 00:28:06,336 --> 00:28:08,171 so you tell me who's more advanced. Hey! 571 00:28:08,204 --> 00:28:09,673 We are not your Shamu! 572 00:28:11,307 --> 00:28:13,844 I told you, they don't care! 573 00:28:13,877 --> 00:28:15,479 There's got to be a way out of here. 574 00:28:15,512 --> 00:28:18,482 I mean, that... that child belongs with his parents. 575 00:28:18,514 --> 00:28:19,815 Why don't you ask Ock'or? 576 00:28:19,849 --> 00:28:21,150 Who's Ock'or? 577 00:28:21,184 --> 00:28:22,351 The big guy to your left. 578 00:28:22,385 --> 00:28:23,854 You can't see him from where you are. 579 00:28:28,657 --> 00:28:31,695 He's been here 31 years. 580 00:28:31,727 --> 00:28:32,962 In other words, 581 00:28:32,995 --> 00:28:34,797 there's no way out. 582 00:28:45,809 --> 00:28:47,176 Well, that's the last of it. 583 00:28:47,209 --> 00:28:49,011 Weapons and quantum drive are back online. 584 00:28:49,044 --> 00:28:50,513 All departments show green, sir. 585 00:28:50,547 --> 00:28:52,282 Repairs are complete. 586 00:28:52,314 --> 00:28:53,349 Set course for 587 00:28:53,382 --> 00:28:54,450 the Calivon system, sir? 588 00:28:54,484 --> 00:28:55,653 No. 589 00:28:56,919 --> 00:28:59,522 Set course for Earth. 590 00:28:59,555 --> 00:29:00,856 Wait, what? 591 00:29:00,889 --> 00:29:02,892 What?! What about Ed and Kelly? 592 00:29:02,926 --> 00:29:04,360 My orders are clear. 593 00:29:04,394 --> 00:29:06,195 The captain and first officer will be declared 594 00:29:06,228 --> 00:29:07,563 lost in the line of duty. 595 00:29:07,597 --> 00:29:09,066 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, hang on. 596 00:29:09,099 --> 00:29:10,367 What the hell are you talking about? 597 00:29:10,399 --> 00:29:11,801 The Calivon system is off-limits. 598 00:29:11,834 --> 00:29:13,035 Return us to Earth. 599 00:29:13,069 --> 00:29:14,570 Alara, that is a cold-blooded order, 600 00:29:14,603 --> 00:29:15,905 and you can shove it up your ass. 601 00:29:15,938 --> 00:29:17,407 Lieutenant, you're relieved of duty. 602 00:29:21,077 --> 00:29:22,378 Get off the bridge. 603 00:29:29,586 --> 00:29:31,889 Lieutenant Lamarr, carry out the order. 604 00:29:33,055 --> 00:29:34,223 Yes, sir. 605 00:29:52,574 --> 00:29:54,043 Claire? 606 00:29:54,077 --> 00:29:55,813 Alara. Come on in. 607 00:29:57,781 --> 00:29:59,282 They hate me. 608 00:29:59,314 --> 00:30:01,951 The entire crew hates me. 609 00:30:01,984 --> 00:30:03,719 I mean, can't they see that I'm just as upset 610 00:30:03,753 --> 00:30:05,254 about this as they are? 611 00:30:05,288 --> 00:30:06,522 I mean, Kelly is my friend. 612 00:30:06,555 --> 00:30:08,190 For God's sakes, I'm just following 613 00:30:08,224 --> 00:30:09,693 Admiral Tucker's orders. 614 00:30:09,725 --> 00:30:11,194 And the admiral's right. 615 00:30:11,226 --> 00:30:13,028 To put the entire ship 616 00:30:13,061 --> 00:30:15,866 in danger to rescue two officers who might not even be alive? 617 00:30:15,898 --> 00:30:17,099 No, 618 00:30:17,132 --> 00:30:18,868 he gave the proper order. 619 00:30:18,901 --> 00:30:20,536 So you don't think we should go either? 620 00:30:20,570 --> 00:30:21,772 I didn't say that. 621 00:30:21,804 --> 00:30:23,773 Alara, 622 00:30:23,807 --> 00:30:25,275 everything that you've dealt with, 623 00:30:25,308 --> 00:30:27,377 up until now, is child's play. 624 00:30:27,409 --> 00:30:29,044 This is command. 625 00:30:29,078 --> 00:30:30,714 You have a choice. 626 00:30:30,746 --> 00:30:34,216 Follow orders and accept that the crew will hate you for it, 627 00:30:34,250 --> 00:30:36,586 or disobey orders and go after our people. 628 00:30:36,618 --> 00:30:40,389 But, if you take that kind of risk and you're wrong, 629 00:30:40,423 --> 00:30:42,392 you could destroy your career. 630 00:30:42,425 --> 00:30:43,594 Or worse. 631 00:31:06,648 --> 00:31:08,452 Xelayan tequila, double. 632 00:31:13,455 --> 00:31:14,791 Thanks. 633 00:31:28,070 --> 00:31:29,638 Hi. 634 00:31:29,672 --> 00:31:30,941 Can I sit here? 635 00:31:30,974 --> 00:31:33,376 You can sit wherever you want, sir. 636 00:31:33,408 --> 00:31:36,146 Okay, uh, thanks. 637 00:31:39,182 --> 00:31:41,318 Guys, please. 638 00:31:41,350 --> 00:31:42,652 I had no choice. 639 00:31:44,253 --> 00:31:46,223 Permission to speak freely, sir? 640 00:31:46,255 --> 00:31:48,224 Yes, of course. 641 00:31:48,257 --> 00:31:49,926 You know what the most heinous thing about this is? 642 00:31:51,360 --> 00:31:52,995 If the captain were in your shoes, 643 00:31:53,029 --> 00:31:54,664 he would've gone after you. 644 00:31:54,696 --> 00:31:56,366 He would've risked his career 645 00:31:56,398 --> 00:31:58,001 to save your life. 646 00:31:58,033 --> 00:31:59,101 You suck. 647 00:32:00,403 --> 00:32:01,672 Sir. 648 00:32:11,214 --> 00:32:14,184 Can I have everyone's attention, please? 649 00:32:14,216 --> 00:32:17,052 I have been given a direct order from the Fleet Admiralty 650 00:32:17,086 --> 00:32:19,022 to abandon the search for Captain Mercer 651 00:32:19,054 --> 00:32:21,557 and Commander Grayson. 652 00:32:21,590 --> 00:32:23,726 But as far as I'm concerned, they can bite me 653 00:32:23,760 --> 00:32:25,028 because we're going anyway. 654 00:32:25,061 --> 00:32:26,228 Yeah! 655 00:32:26,262 --> 00:32:28,697 Whoo! Yeah! 656 00:32:28,731 --> 00:32:31,734 Gordon, John, how fast can you get us there? 657 00:32:31,768 --> 00:32:33,236 As fast as you want, sir. 658 00:32:33,269 --> 00:32:34,704 You're the captain. 659 00:32:34,736 --> 00:32:37,541 Yeah. 660 00:32:55,285 --> 00:32:57,788 Approaching the border of Calivon space, sir. 661 00:32:57,822 --> 00:33:00,125 Kids, roll the windows up. 662 00:33:00,158 --> 00:33:03,395 Okay, now comes the dicey part, so everyone listen up. 663 00:33:03,428 --> 00:33:06,731 We can't just waltz into Calivon space in a Union ship, 664 00:33:06,764 --> 00:33:07,966 so Isaac's been working on a plan. 665 00:33:07,998 --> 00:33:09,567 In sifting through the debris 666 00:33:09,601 --> 00:33:11,069 that collided with our shuttle bay, 667 00:33:11,102 --> 00:33:13,438 I was able to analyze a fragment of the Calivon 668 00:33:13,470 --> 00:33:15,106 holographic generator. 669 00:33:15,140 --> 00:33:18,110 I believe we can use their own technology against them. 670 00:33:18,142 --> 00:33:21,278 We can make it appear as though we are a Calivon ship. 671 00:33:21,312 --> 00:33:23,881 But it will take every ounce of power we can spare, 672 00:33:23,914 --> 00:33:27,451 so all nonessential systems will need to be shut down. 673 00:33:27,485 --> 00:33:30,655 Now, once we reach the planet, Isaac becomes key. 674 00:33:30,688 --> 00:33:32,423 As he loves to remind everyone, 675 00:33:32,456 --> 00:33:34,725 his home world of Kaylon is technologically superior 676 00:33:34,758 --> 00:33:35,961 to the rest of us. 677 00:33:35,994 --> 00:33:37,295 Intellectually as well, sir. 678 00:33:37,327 --> 00:33:39,264 Right. Thanks. 679 00:33:39,296 --> 00:33:41,599 Kaylon is comparable in that area to the Calivon themselves, 680 00:33:41,633 --> 00:33:43,968 which means they should be willing to talk to us 681 00:33:44,001 --> 00:33:45,170 as long as he's with us. 682 00:33:45,202 --> 00:33:46,670 White dude can go to Compton 683 00:33:46,704 --> 00:33:48,340 long as the black guy says it's cool. 684 00:33:48,372 --> 00:33:50,842 I have no idea what that means, but yes. 685 00:33:50,874 --> 00:33:53,945 If they'll speak to us, we have a chance of finding out 686 00:33:53,977 --> 00:33:55,347 what happened to our people. 687 00:33:55,380 --> 00:33:56,615 Everybody ready? 688 00:33:58,182 --> 00:33:59,650 Isaac, give us a makeover. 689 00:33:59,684 --> 00:34:01,954 Yes, sir. 690 00:34:15,200 --> 00:34:16,668 Approaching Calivon system. 691 00:34:16,700 --> 00:34:19,003 Take us in. 692 00:34:19,037 --> 00:34:21,240 Nice and easy. 693 00:34:30,881 --> 00:34:33,184 Calivon patrol ship approaching. 694 00:34:34,985 --> 00:34:36,554 They are scanning us. 695 00:34:39,057 --> 00:34:42,895 Nothing out of the ordinary here. 696 00:35:00,778 --> 00:35:02,514 They are moving on, sir. 697 00:35:04,916 --> 00:35:07,419 I am detecting two human life signs 698 00:35:07,452 --> 00:35:08,887 on the planet's surface. 699 00:35:08,920 --> 00:35:10,921 - Is the shuttle ready? - Yes, sir. 700 00:35:10,954 --> 00:35:12,891 All right. Let's go. 701 00:35:15,459 --> 00:35:18,929 - Oh, Claire, I have bad news. - What's wrong? 702 00:35:18,963 --> 00:35:20,865 You're the ranking officer, which means you have command. 703 00:35:20,898 --> 00:35:23,101 Enjoy. 704 00:35:23,133 --> 00:35:25,737 Son of a bitch. 705 00:35:47,090 --> 00:35:48,559 Hey. 706 00:35:48,592 --> 00:35:50,060 Do you want to not do that, please? 707 00:35:50,093 --> 00:35:52,097 - What? - We lived together long enough. 708 00:35:52,130 --> 00:35:54,298 You know I do not like listening to people eat cereal. 709 00:35:54,331 --> 00:35:56,133 It's morning. I'm eating breakfast. 710 00:35:56,166 --> 00:35:58,035 You know, you should try eating in the morning 711 00:35:58,068 --> 00:35:59,036 instead of drinking. 712 00:35:59,070 --> 00:36:00,037 It's neat. 713 00:36:00,070 --> 00:36:02,039 I'm having a beer. 714 00:36:02,072 --> 00:36:03,440 Yeah, at 9:00 a.m. 715 00:36:03,474 --> 00:36:05,242 Which, in case you don't remember, 716 00:36:05,276 --> 00:36:06,378 is something that I do not like. 717 00:36:06,410 --> 00:36:08,979 I'm doing something that the Germans... 718 00:36:09,012 --> 00:36:10,381 "The Germans have been doing for centuries," yes. 719 00:36:10,414 --> 00:36:11,448 You love that one, don't you? 720 00:36:11,481 --> 00:36:12,750 Well, guess what. You're not German. 721 00:36:14,318 --> 00:36:16,487 Well, you're not Franken Berry, so shut up. 722 00:36:16,521 --> 00:36:18,423 You know what? It is all coming back to me now. 723 00:36:18,456 --> 00:36:19,658 Oh, what, Kel? What is, what is 724 00:36:19,691 --> 00:36:21,726 - all coming back to you now? - Us. 725 00:36:21,758 --> 00:36:23,727 Living together. All the things that sucked about it. 726 00:36:23,760 --> 00:36:25,596 Yes! This is exactly what I was saying on the shuttle. 727 00:36:25,630 --> 00:36:26,831 Do you remember? And you said no. 728 00:36:26,863 --> 00:36:28,266 I said, "We were a bad match." 729 00:36:28,298 --> 00:36:30,401 Okay? I am just as miserable with you as you are with me. 730 00:36:30,434 --> 00:36:32,003 Well, great, finally some common ground. 731 00:36:32,035 --> 00:36:33,076 Some common ground between the two of us. 732 00:36:33,078 --> 00:36:33,672 Some common ground. 733 00:36:33,704 --> 00:36:35,172 - Thank God. - Captain. 734 00:36:35,206 --> 00:36:37,842 Alara? 735 00:36:37,874 --> 00:36:39,410 Alara, what are you doing here? 736 00:36:39,443 --> 00:36:40,844 Getting you out. 737 00:36:40,878 --> 00:36:42,347 God, am I glad to see you. 738 00:36:42,380 --> 00:36:43,914 Sorry about my breath. 739 00:36:43,947 --> 00:36:45,516 Wait a minute, you... 740 00:36:45,550 --> 00:36:48,320 you couldn't have gotten Union clearance to come here. 741 00:36:48,352 --> 00:36:51,021 No. We took a little field trip. 742 00:36:51,055 --> 00:36:53,024 Well, I wish we could tell you how to get us out of here, 743 00:36:53,057 --> 00:36:55,026 - but, honestly, we have no idea. - It would be reasonable 744 00:36:55,059 --> 00:36:57,528 to assume that if this is a zoo, 745 00:36:57,561 --> 00:37:00,030 there must be a zookeeper. 746 00:37:01,499 --> 00:37:04,136 Come in. 747 00:37:07,671 --> 00:37:10,208 Well, hello there. 748 00:37:10,240 --> 00:37:12,343 They told me we had a Kaylon visitor here at the zoo. 749 00:37:12,376 --> 00:37:14,144 Welcome. 750 00:37:14,177 --> 00:37:16,380 - Good day, sir. - What brings you all the way out here? 751 00:37:16,414 --> 00:37:19,484 Besides the fact that we have the widest variety of species 752 00:37:19,517 --> 00:37:21,219 on exhibit anywhere in the sector? 753 00:37:21,251 --> 00:37:23,822 There is a matter I wish to discuss with you. 754 00:37:23,854 --> 00:37:25,557 If you're gonna try and sell me that Xelayan female, 755 00:37:25,590 --> 00:37:27,025 I've already got one. 756 00:37:27,057 --> 00:37:28,392 She is not for sale. 757 00:37:28,425 --> 00:37:30,527 She is... my pet. 758 00:37:30,561 --> 00:37:31,829 Woof. 759 00:37:31,863 --> 00:37:33,331 However, I would like to 760 00:37:33,363 --> 00:37:34,532 speak with you about the humans. 761 00:37:34,564 --> 00:37:36,333 Oh, aren't they wonderful? 762 00:37:36,367 --> 00:37:37,535 They're brand-new. 763 00:37:37,568 --> 00:37:39,204 The visitors are loving them. 764 00:37:39,237 --> 00:37:41,740 I must inform you they are the property of another zoo, 765 00:37:41,773 --> 00:37:43,374 and were taken illegally. 766 00:37:43,407 --> 00:37:45,576 Well, they should've been kept on a tighter leash. 767 00:37:45,610 --> 00:37:46,977 Not my problem. 768 00:37:47,010 --> 00:37:48,846 I'm afraid they were in the midst of treatment 769 00:37:48,880 --> 00:37:51,048 for a very rare disease they are carrying, 770 00:37:51,081 --> 00:37:52,316 one that could infect 771 00:37:52,349 --> 00:37:54,518 - your other species. - You're kidding. 772 00:37:54,552 --> 00:37:56,854 I am Kaylon. We do not kid. 773 00:37:56,887 --> 00:37:59,423 We would be happy to take them off your hands. 774 00:37:59,456 --> 00:38:00,691 Damn it. 775 00:38:00,724 --> 00:38:02,427 I don't believe this. 776 00:38:02,459 --> 00:38:03,695 This is the administrator. 777 00:38:03,727 --> 00:38:05,262 Initialize euthanasia sweep 778 00:38:05,296 --> 00:38:07,532 of unit 484. 779 00:38:13,070 --> 00:38:15,273 Uh, Kel? 780 00:38:15,305 --> 00:38:16,941 What's going...? 781 00:38:24,548 --> 00:38:27,384 What... what the hell is that? 782 00:38:27,418 --> 00:38:29,253 I don't think we want to find out. 783 00:38:34,661 --> 00:38:35,829 Oh, boy. 784 00:38:35,862 --> 00:38:37,059 We're in trouble. 785 00:38:37,061 --> 00:38:39,333 Wait, what do you mean "euthanasia sweep"? 786 00:38:39,372 --> 00:38:42,386 Would it not be simpler to allow us to take the humans? 787 00:38:42,388 --> 00:38:44,959 We have a strict non-contaminant policy that's helped us 788 00:38:44,991 --> 00:38:46,960 avoid any epidemics among the exhibits. 789 00:38:46,993 --> 00:38:49,462 I'm sorry, but even handing them over to you would risk a breach. 790 00:38:49,495 --> 00:38:50,730 Don't worry, 791 00:38:50,763 --> 00:38:52,299 their deaths will be painless. 792 00:38:52,332 --> 00:38:53,300 Uh... 793 00:38:53,334 --> 00:38:55,169 In here. 794 00:38:55,201 --> 00:38:56,303 Oh, my God. 795 00:38:56,337 --> 00:38:57,872 - Oh, crap. Uh... - Oh, no. 796 00:38:57,904 --> 00:38:59,406 Isaac, I need to talk to him. 797 00:38:59,439 --> 00:39:01,074 Make him talk to me. 798 00:39:01,107 --> 00:39:03,510 Sir, I would like you to listen 799 00:39:03,544 --> 00:39:05,846 to what my Xelayan female has to say. 800 00:39:07,114 --> 00:39:09,917 You want me to talk... 801 00:39:09,949 --> 00:39:11,085 to her? 802 00:39:11,118 --> 00:39:12,520 Is this a joke? 803 00:39:12,553 --> 00:39:13,587 All right, just stay calm. 804 00:39:13,620 --> 00:39:14,921 Oh! 805 00:39:14,955 --> 00:39:16,090 I know it is absurd, 806 00:39:16,123 --> 00:39:18,259 but if you will indulge me momentarily, 807 00:39:18,292 --> 00:39:21,094 I would be most appreciative. 808 00:39:21,127 --> 00:39:23,064 Okay. 809 00:39:23,096 --> 00:39:24,265 Talk, Xelayan. 810 00:39:24,297 --> 00:39:25,565 Thanks, dick. 811 00:39:25,598 --> 00:39:26,767 Okay. 812 00:39:26,799 --> 00:39:28,702 Why do you run this zoo? 813 00:39:28,736 --> 00:39:30,538 So our people may view different species 814 00:39:30,571 --> 00:39:32,105 in their natural habitats. 815 00:39:32,138 --> 00:39:34,107 What if I were to trade you 816 00:39:34,140 --> 00:39:35,375 something that would be 817 00:39:35,408 --> 00:39:37,077 far more valuable to you? 818 00:39:37,111 --> 00:39:40,080 Something irresistible? 819 00:39:40,114 --> 00:39:42,416 And what might that be? 820 00:39:42,448 --> 00:39:43,917 - Uh... - Oh, God. 821 00:39:43,951 --> 00:39:45,886 No, no, no. Uh, uh... 822 00:39:45,919 --> 00:39:47,888 I'm going to the bathroom to read! 823 00:39:53,393 --> 00:39:54,594 What the hell was that? 824 00:39:54,627 --> 00:39:57,198 It was Elvis Presley's last words. 825 00:39:57,230 --> 00:39:59,299 It was all I could think of. 826 00:40:05,638 --> 00:40:08,608 And for outstanding courage, valor, 827 00:40:08,642 --> 00:40:12,212 and resourcefulness, in the finest Union tradition, 828 00:40:12,245 --> 00:40:15,949 I hereby present you, Lieutenant Alara Kitan, 829 00:40:15,982 --> 00:40:17,551 with the Sapphire Star. 830 00:40:39,172 --> 00:40:42,109 Alara, you did great. 831 00:40:42,142 --> 00:40:43,777 Kelly and I owe you big-time. 832 00:40:43,810 --> 00:40:46,446 Let's just hope Admiral Tucker sees it that way. 833 00:40:46,480 --> 00:40:48,516 Don't worry, Ed and I will cover you. 834 00:40:48,549 --> 00:40:50,317 Yeah, we're a pretty crappy couple, 835 00:40:50,350 --> 00:40:52,427 but we're awfully good with office politics. 836 00:40:52,429 --> 00:40:53,120 Hmm. 837 00:40:53,152 --> 00:40:56,189 And this little guy was the best part of the bargain. 838 00:40:56,223 --> 00:40:58,125 You excited to see your mommy and daddy? 839 00:40:58,158 --> 00:41:00,127 - Yes. - Yes. 840 00:41:00,160 --> 00:41:02,296 You know, a lot of us are wondering exactly 841 00:41:02,328 --> 00:41:04,497 what it is you gave the Calivon. 842 00:41:04,531 --> 00:41:05,666 It was Lieutenant Malloy's idea. 843 00:41:05,698 --> 00:41:07,434 He guided me 844 00:41:07,468 --> 00:41:09,437 to a very old, very obscure section 845 00:41:09,469 --> 00:41:11,272 of Earth's cultural database. 846 00:41:11,305 --> 00:41:12,772 I'm just here to serve. 847 00:41:12,806 --> 00:41:14,275 They wanted a human zoo. 848 00:41:14,308 --> 00:41:16,677 I gave 'em one. 849 00:41:16,710 --> 00:41:18,612 I am paying attention. 850 00:41:18,645 --> 00:41:21,782 Obviously there has to be something else. 851 00:41:21,814 --> 00:41:23,517 It's just not name change and arrested. 852 00:41:23,549 --> 00:41:26,219 There has to be something else. 853 00:41:26,252 --> 00:41:27,455 Are you stripping? 854 00:41:27,488 --> 00:41:28,788 - You were stripping. - I was arrested! 855 00:41:28,821 --> 00:41:30,357 Prostitution whore. 856 00:41:30,390 --> 00:41:33,460 You were engaged 19 times?! 857 00:41:33,493 --> 00:41:36,329 You stupid bitch! 858 00:41:36,363 --> 00:41:37,797 , huh? 859 00:41:40,500 --> 00:41:42,836 The Bachelor. 860 00:41:42,870 --> 00:41:44,471 Duck Dynasty. 861 00:41:44,504 --> 00:41:46,006 Keeping Up with the Kardashians. 862 00:41:46,038 --> 00:41:49,142 There must be 10,000 files here. 863 00:41:49,176 --> 00:41:51,911 What is this reality television? 864 00:41:51,944 --> 00:41:55,783 The best exhibit we've ever had. 865 00:42:12,031 --> 00:42:13,533 Klyden. 866 00:42:13,567 --> 00:42:15,370 Come. 867 00:42:30,116 --> 00:42:32,352 It is... 868 00:42:32,386 --> 00:42:35,389 a female. 869 00:42:35,422 --> 00:42:38,259 That is... 870 00:42:38,292 --> 00:42:40,228 impossible. 871 00:42:47,401 --> 00:42:50,805 - sync and corrections by Mr. C - - www.addic7ed.com -