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First thing I'm gon' do when
I become Principal is fire you.

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Well, the first thing I'ma do
when I become Principal,

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is keep you on staff as my slave.

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Gentlemen, I'd like you to meet
the new Principal at North Jackson!

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- Surprise!
- Fuck!

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Dad, you don't like the surprise?

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I didn't get the job.

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Must be tough wranglin' all them kids.

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I don't know how you do it.

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If I told you I just stole a
man's wife and family,

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you'd understand how to do that.

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Everyone thinks you're an asshole, Neil.

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You come off as a blow hard.

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Belinda Brown needs
to take her big ol' butt

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back to Philadelphia.

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She's firing every other Vice Principal

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she's ever worked with.

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Shall we align?

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Let's take that bitch down.

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Now is the time to strike.

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This is not what I signed up for.

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My house is on fire.

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You tryin' to get
your little dick wet.

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I've seen a different you.

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That was the real me.

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I'm just trying to be respectful.

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Next time Brown starts runnin'
her mouth, I'ma get it on video.

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I'ma pee on your car.

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This is you, bitch. You can resign.

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I'm asking you serve as
co-interim Principals.

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I can't shake this feeling that Brown

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is hiding behind the
corner waiting to strike.

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subtitles

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Wake up, Daddy.

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- Daddy.
- Fuck!

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What the hell's going on?

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You were screaming in your sleep again.

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Must be those Burrito Supremes
I had before bedtime.

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Daddy, are you ever gonna get better?

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Perhaps.

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But I'll never be the same again.

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So then after all that...

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...they didn't have any spaces
in the Harris Teeter lot,

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and so I had to park, like,
five minutes up the street.

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Well, Dr. Ray prescribes one foot rub

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taken before bedtime.

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Oh, does he now?

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- Good morning, Liptrapps.
- Neal...

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you don't need to use
the stair chair anymore.

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The insurance people said
to return it like two weeks ago.

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Yes, I do, Gale.

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If I put all my weight on my hip,

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I could collapse and my
leg would explode and fall off.

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His wounds may be healing,
but don't underestimate

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- the post-traumatic stress he's
dealing with. - Yes. Thank you.

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You know, I wouldn't even be
this far along in my recovery

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if you weren't my live-in nurse.

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You're the best, Ray. I mean that.

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Gale, stop putting food in your face.

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I need you to prepare me
a plate of breakfast.

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I wish to dine upstairs.

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I'm not your servant, Neal.

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Gale, when Ray offered for me
to stay here to recuperate

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with all that had befallen me,

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that was a very kind gesture.

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- It wasn't just me.
- It wasn't.

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Okay, fine. When Ray and Janelle

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offered for me to recover here,

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that was a kind gesture.
But you know what?

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With your sassy little looks, Gale,

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you are ruining that gesture.

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Guys, she's ruining your gesture.

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- All right. Fine. Here you go.
- White toast as well, Gale.

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I'd like white toast.

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- Not that much of it.
- Take your plate.

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You can't wait to get
my ass out of here, can you?

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Have some compassion, for God's sake.

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An assassin's bullet took my dignity,

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my job, and my legs.

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No-- You have legs, Neal.

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Working legs. You just choose...

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All right, now. All right.

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Have a good day at school, Janelle.

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I will.

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- Love you, baby.
- Love you too.

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Student drivers.

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Lone gunman.

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Who could this be?

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"Terror strikes
local high school,

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vice principal shot."

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Murderer: Indian gunman.

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Weird mask.

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Terrible shot.

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Missed all vital organs.

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Belinda Brown.

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Had to be her.

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Dr. Brown, Dr. Brown, Dr. Brown.

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She did this.

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Thought you could run, Belinda Brown.

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I was wondering, Dr. Brown,

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do you feel bad about shooting me?

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So am I.

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An eye for an eye. Tooth for a tooth.

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Bullet in your fucking mouth.

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Do you feel bad about shooting me?

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So am I.

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Hello, Dr. Brown. It's good to see you.

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You have a beautiful smile.

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Put my fucking gun in it.

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It's judgment day, Belinda Brown.

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Violence is never the answer.

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But it is the solution.

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My hands are empty. I have no weapons.

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Psych.

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Psych.

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Oh, Brown.

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So am I.

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Boom.

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Baby, baby, wood paneling?

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We're remodeling our dream home, baby,

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not some fucking hillbilly cabin.

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Relax, Lee.

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It was just an idea.

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Well, it's a bad idea!

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Have you never watched HGTV?

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Oh, and the landscape guy called.

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And what did you tell him?

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I told him you wanted the biggest,
fanciest koi pond they have.

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I want to see the water flow!

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I love you, baby!

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Gotta go!

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- I got it.
- Yep.

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Brought his painkillers.

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- You're a lifesaver, Lee.
- No, Ray...

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these are Life Savers.

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Butter rum. You remembered.

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Hey, Neal, your drug dealer is here!

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You look tired, Gale.

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How's our little invalid treating you?

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He's a pain in my ass.

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Well, you go get some rest.

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I'll take it from here.

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There are more lines on your face

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than a Tokyo road map.

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Neal?

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Two for me.

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And one for Neal Gamby.

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Ugh. Yuck.

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I don't need your artificial painkillers.

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I have my ducks.

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Look at 'em. So peaceful.

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I really enjoy these biweekly rendezvous.

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Russell!

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What the fuck are you doing?

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That's a new loaf of bread, Russell!

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They're gonna choke on the wrapper.

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I don't give a fuck about these ducks.

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Now, you know why I'm here.

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Answer's still no.

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Neal Gamby belongs at
North Jackson High School,

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not some cystic fibrosis commercial.

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Ain't nobody got cystic fibrosis.

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Maybe you haven't been diagnosed yet.

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What, you can't be
principal all by yourself?

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Oh, trust me, I'm doing fine.

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I'm like a fucking
famous king over there.

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I'm like King Tut.

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King Tut died 'cause he was poisoned.

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I don't give a shit. I'm the king!

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Glad that things are
going good 'cause I'm busy.

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- I'm hunting Belinda Brown.
- Again with this.

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You heard what the cops said.

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It was a stereo thief and you spooked him.

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Come on, do you really believe that?

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No, of course not.

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Precious torched our cars and
popped a fucking cap in your ass.

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But is that what you're
gonna tell the cops?

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You want them to uncover all the
fucked up shit that we did?

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Now, it's time.

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You need to move forward.

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How am I supposed
to move forward, Russell?

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I can't even fucking walk.

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I'm crippled.

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I don't even recognize you anymore.

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Why don't you take a fucking bath?

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You stink like a fucking finger

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that's been stuck up an ass all day.

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I just can't move forward
until she pays the price.

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When I finally find her,

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I will approach her,
and I'll show her my hands

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and I'll say "I have no weapons."

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And then I'll ask her,

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"Do you feel bad about shooting me?"

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She can say yay or nay.

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My response will be
the same for each: "So am I."

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Shoot her in her shoulder,

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shoot her in her hip,

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- blow up her vehicle, even-stevens.
- "So am I"?

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How is that even a response

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to "Do you feel bad about shooting me"?

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It should be, "So do I."

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Just leave me alone with my birds.

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Leave you alone? I'm not gonna
leave you with your birds.

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- I can't... Stop, Russell!
- You're not a cripple!

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Gamby, you're a caged beast.

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Well, it's time for that beast
to come out and play!

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Russell!

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What the fuck are you doing, Russell?

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The fuck you mean what am I doing?

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Get up!

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Get your fat ass up!

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Don't you see?

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You're pushing everybody away.

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Now, you've already done it to Snodgrass

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and you're about to do
the same thing to me.

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If you don't stand up right now...

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Get off your fat fucking ass right now!

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- Stop!
- I'm done with you!

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Now get up!

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Like a beached whale. God.

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What a pussy.

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Now that is

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the savage son of a beast
I know and love.

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Welcome back, Mr. Gamby.

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Don't you want to park
in the good spot?

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- The handicapped spot?
- Well, yeah.

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I don't need any special treatment.

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On behalf of the Honor Society,

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we would like to thank you
for your heroism and bravery

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with this get well basket.

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I've already got myself well. Keep it.

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We'll carry it in for you.

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- Metal detectors?
- Yeah.

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Ever since the incident.

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What, do we live in
a damn police state now?

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What's next, barcodes stamped
on our flippin' foreheads?

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- Who in the hell are you?
- Officer Willows.

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Appointed by the local PD.
Trained to prevent incidents.

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What's going on
with that red ribbon there?

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Is it titty cancer awareness month?

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No, Mr. Gamby. That there is for you,

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to symbolize the blood you spilled.

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You, sir, are a true hero.

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That's right. Come on now, get in there.

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Take it easy on that hip.

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Probably my watch?

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Oh, that's all right, baby. You're good.

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Come on now. Get your asses in there.

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Cue the music please. He's almost here.

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Would you know my name

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Welcome home, Neal Gamby.

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If I saw you in heaven?

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Would you be the same

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If I saw you in heaven?

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- What is this?
- It is a real-life hero's welcome for you.

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- I do not want this.
- That's okay.

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I must be strong

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And carry on

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Cause I know

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I don't belong

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00:12:37,898 --> 00:12:40,228
Here in heaven

262
00:12:40,231 --> 00:12:41,603
This is ridiculous.

263
00:12:41,606 --> 00:12:44,853
No, he doesn't belong in
heaven, does he, North Jackson?

264
00:12:44,856 --> 00:12:46,020
He belongs right here

265
00:12:46,023 --> 00:12:48,561
on the earthly plain with us!

266
00:12:48,564 --> 00:12:50,228
Neal Gamby was shot

267
00:12:50,231 --> 00:12:53,103
by a stereo thief, a coward,

268
00:12:53,106 --> 00:12:55,395
in the parking lot of this very school.

269
00:12:55,398 --> 00:12:57,103
But he returns to us

270
00:12:57,106 --> 00:13:01,187
to do what he loves more
than anything in the world,

271
00:13:01,190 --> 00:13:04,312
and that is being a vice principal.

272
00:13:04,315 --> 00:13:08,145
Now, I know North Jackson
is thrilled to have him back.

273
00:13:08,148 --> 00:13:11,437
To our returning real life hero,

274
00:13:11,440 --> 00:13:13,603
Neal Gamby!

275
00:13:18,519 --> 00:13:21,353
- Please, Russell...
- Just do it.

276
00:13:21,356 --> 00:13:22,853
No one, uh, informed me

277
00:13:22,856 --> 00:13:24,437
that this program was happening today,

278
00:13:24,440 --> 00:13:26,020
so I didn't prepare any words.

279
00:13:26,023 --> 00:13:28,437
Oh, well, you... Then you
don't... Then just make it up.

280
00:13:29,603 --> 00:13:30,603
Just...

281
00:13:31,478 --> 00:13:34,478
A, uh, very funny thing

282
00:13:34,481 --> 00:13:37,811
about when you get shot is that you...

283
00:13:37,814 --> 00:13:41,312
have trouble sleeping,
you wake up screaming,

284
00:13:41,315 --> 00:13:44,978
covered in sweat, scared, angry,

285
00:13:44,981 --> 00:13:46,978
not at the person who shot you,

286
00:13:46,981 --> 00:13:50,811
but at God for not letting you die.

287
00:13:53,519 --> 00:13:56,644
It's, uh, good to be back. Thank you.

288
00:13:56,647 --> 00:13:57,728
Baby steps.

289
00:13:57,731 --> 00:13:58,936
That-- that's enough steps.

290
00:13:58,939 --> 00:14:02,270
Uh, Tigers, I want you to join me

291
00:14:02,273 --> 00:14:04,187
in helping bring about some--

292
00:14:04,190 --> 00:14:05,811
Just leave him alone please.
PTSD is serious.

293
00:14:05,814 --> 00:14:07,686
- Please just leave him alone.
- No, I don't have PTSD.

294
00:14:07,689 --> 00:14:10,145
- Just don't tell people that,
okay? Thank you. -Please join me

295
00:14:10,148 --> 00:14:12,478
with a big Tiger...

296
00:14:19,936 --> 00:14:21,728
- No.
- We love you, Neal Gamby.

297
00:14:21,731 --> 00:14:25,145
Okay, the light needs
to stop shining on me now.

298
00:14:25,148 --> 00:14:26,228
Back to him, goddammit.

299
00:14:26,231 --> 00:14:27,769
Put it right here, on me.

300
00:14:35,603 --> 00:14:37,270
Why do you gotta be
such a party pooper?

301
00:14:37,273 --> 00:14:39,936
The school doesn't even look
like the same place I left.

302
00:14:39,939 --> 00:14:42,020
Why the hell didn't you tell me
about all these changes?

303
00:14:42,023 --> 00:14:43,478
Because I knew that you would hate it.

304
00:14:43,481 --> 00:14:45,395
But we had to rebrand
after the shooting.

305
00:14:45,398 --> 00:14:48,519
"Warriors" makes everybody think of
fighting and attempted murder.

306
00:14:48,522 --> 00:14:50,936
Well, "Tigers" makes me think
about taking a dog shit.

307
00:14:50,939 --> 00:14:52,312
Ya punks!

308
00:14:52,315 --> 00:14:54,603
I'll take you little reefer addicts
all the way to the mat.

309
00:14:54,606 --> 00:14:55,811
Who the fuck's the butch?

310
00:14:55,814 --> 00:14:57,519
Oh, that's Vice Principal Nash.

311
00:14:57,522 --> 00:14:58,895
"Vice Principal Nash"?

312
00:14:58,898 --> 00:15:00,603
- You hired a vice principal?
- Will you fucking relax?

313
00:15:00,606 --> 00:15:02,103
You were gone
and I needed a little muscle.

314
00:15:02,106 --> 00:15:03,395
Besides, you're gonna love Nash.

315
00:15:03,398 --> 00:15:05,936
She's built like a corncob pipe,
swears like a sailor,

316
00:15:05,939 --> 00:15:08,895
and the only thing she likes better
than kicking ass is eating pussy.

317
00:15:08,898 --> 00:15:11,228
Plus, I think y'all go
to the same barber.

318
00:15:11,231 --> 00:15:13,686
Vice Principal Gimpy, how are ya?

319
00:15:13,689 --> 00:15:14,978
The name's Gamby.

320
00:15:14,981 --> 00:15:17,228
Yeah, I know. I'm...
I'm just joshing ya.

321
00:15:17,231 --> 00:15:18,936
Well, don't josh me, okay?

322
00:15:18,939 --> 00:15:21,644
I don't think it's funny when people make
jokes about what happened to me.

323
00:15:21,647 --> 00:15:24,187
My apologies. No... no disrespect.

324
00:15:24,190 --> 00:15:26,728
What did Jason Deevers
and Phillip Simmons do here?

325
00:15:26,731 --> 00:15:28,895
These lowlifes thought smoking dope

326
00:15:28,898 --> 00:15:31,644
was more important than going
to your memorial ceremony.

327
00:15:31,647 --> 00:15:33,769
Oh, a couple of dopers, huh?

328
00:15:33,772 --> 00:15:37,686
You guys know what goes good with ganja?

329
00:15:37,689 --> 00:15:38,686
Popcorn.

330
00:15:38,689 --> 00:15:40,145
We don't do circles anymore.

331
00:15:40,148 --> 00:15:42,853
I know how much you hated
that touchy-feely bullshit.

332
00:15:42,856 --> 00:15:44,936
We're back to in-school suspension.

333
00:15:44,939 --> 00:15:46,312
Oh, okay. Yeah.

334
00:15:46,315 --> 00:15:47,270
F circles.

335
00:15:47,273 --> 00:15:48,561
All right, fine. ISS.

336
00:15:48,564 --> 00:15:50,061
I will lead you. Come with me.

337
00:15:50,064 --> 00:15:52,519
You know what, let's let
Nash do the dirty work.

338
00:15:52,522 --> 00:15:54,811
I wanna show you
what I did you my office.

339
00:15:54,814 --> 00:15:56,853
You have to see it.

340
00:15:56,856 --> 00:15:58,103
Okay, keep walking...

341
00:15:58,106 --> 00:16:00,145
Okay. keep walking... and stop.

342
00:16:00,148 --> 00:16:01,478
Ta-da!

343
00:16:03,270 --> 00:16:05,437
Wow.

344
00:16:05,440 --> 00:16:07,145
Still a work in progress,

345
00:16:07,148 --> 00:16:09,061
- but you get the idea.
- It's fantastic.

346
00:16:09,064 --> 00:16:10,853
I mean, the children are saluting you

347
00:16:10,856 --> 00:16:12,312
and there's tigers and--

348
00:16:12,315 --> 00:16:13,895
- You get what I'm going for.
- Yeah.

349
00:16:15,686 --> 00:16:17,978
I mean, it's almost like a Chinese
buffet, but, you know, classier.

350
00:16:17,981 --> 00:16:20,603
Look at this. That says
"Lee Russell. Principal."

351
00:16:20,606 --> 00:16:22,270
- That's what this says.
- Wow.

352
00:16:22,273 --> 00:16:24,978
Watch this. You ever done this before?

353
00:16:24,981 --> 00:16:25,936
Huh?

354
00:16:25,939 --> 00:16:27,561
Pretty great. Pretty great.

355
00:16:27,564 --> 00:16:29,478
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You got really open hips.

356
00:16:29,481 --> 00:16:31,353
Oh, hey, Mr. Gamby.

357
00:16:31,356 --> 00:16:32,978
It's so good to see you.

358
00:16:32,981 --> 00:16:36,936
Um, here are some gifts and cards
that people sent for you.

359
00:16:36,939 --> 00:16:39,145
Oh, it's good to see you,
too, but I don't want this.

360
00:16:39,148 --> 00:16:41,478
I don't know why the hell everyone's
giving me a fucking gift basket.

361
00:16:41,481 --> 00:16:43,728
- Oh, take it, Gamby. - No, I don't
want it. What am I gonna do with it?

362
00:16:43,731 --> 00:16:46,519
- People care about you. - Get it out
of here 'cause I don't want it.

363
00:16:46,522 --> 00:16:48,811
- People just want to welcome you back.
- I don't need a teddy bear

364
00:16:48,814 --> 00:16:51,728
- and balloons and suckers.
- Russell, where the hell have you been?

365
00:16:51,731 --> 00:16:54,437
I don't understand-- Gamby!

366
00:16:54,440 --> 00:16:56,644
Ha! So good to have you back!

367
00:16:56,647 --> 00:16:59,061
Mr. Russell, Superintendent Haas
is here to see you.

368
00:16:59,064 --> 00:17:00,728
Thank you for the
timely notice, Mrs. Swift.

369
00:17:00,731 --> 00:17:02,603
You fucking idiot. Go. Take that box.

370
00:17:02,606 --> 00:17:05,853
So what's it feel like
to get hit with a bullet?

371
00:17:05,856 --> 00:17:07,187
Did not make my body feel good.

372
00:17:07,190 --> 00:17:09,978
I can only imagine!

373
00:17:09,981 --> 00:17:11,686
Oh, the world we live in, huh?

374
00:17:11,689 --> 00:17:13,020
Well, we'll have to catch up later

375
00:17:13,023 --> 00:17:15,187
'cause Lee and I have
some issues to discuss.

376
00:17:15,190 --> 00:17:17,395
- Don't we, Lee?
- Yes. I-- I think maybe we should let

377
00:17:17,398 --> 00:17:19,895
Gamby do the rounds
so that he can get reacquainted

378
00:17:19,898 --> 00:17:21,478
with all of the changes in the school

379
00:17:21,481 --> 00:17:23,603
while you and I talk.

380
00:17:23,606 --> 00:17:25,020
That's a good idea.

381
00:17:25,023 --> 00:17:28,270
Well, good to be back and great work
on the office, Russell.

382
00:17:28,273 --> 00:17:30,478
It looks terrific. Uh...

383
00:17:30,481 --> 00:17:31,478
Open or closed?

384
00:17:31,481 --> 00:17:33,020
- Open.
- Closed.

385
00:17:33,023 --> 00:17:35,020
He-- he said to do closed.

386
00:17:36,437 --> 00:17:37,936
Have a seat, Lee.

387
00:17:37,939 --> 00:17:40,020
- At least the chair's in the budget.
- I'm just trying to improve

388
00:17:40,023 --> 00:17:42,270
- the general atmosphere... - Trying to
do what? What the hell is that?

389
00:17:42,273 --> 00:17:44,686
That's not a couch.
It's an Egyptian barge!

390
00:17:47,353 --> 00:17:48,561
Tony.

391
00:17:53,728 --> 00:17:55,228
Oh, hey.

392
00:17:56,103 --> 00:17:58,519
- Look who's back in town.
- Yeah.

393
00:17:58,522 --> 00:18:00,061
Tiger Town, apparently.

394
00:18:00,064 --> 00:18:03,561
Yeah, there have been a lot of changes.

395
00:18:03,564 --> 00:18:04,478
So, uh...

396
00:18:04,481 --> 00:18:07,728
- how's the old hip?
- Pretty much sucks.

397
00:18:07,731 --> 00:18:08,936
It's all black and rotten.

398
00:18:08,939 --> 00:18:11,478
It's green and reddish scabs

399
00:18:11,481 --> 00:18:13,270
and crust, bumps...

400
00:18:14,353 --> 00:18:16,061
I'm just kidding. It's not corroded.

401
00:18:16,064 --> 00:18:17,686
It-- it's healed.
It's just like a scar now.

402
00:18:17,689 --> 00:18:20,228
Neal, I called you a bunch of times.

403
00:18:20,231 --> 00:18:22,561
I tried to visit you in the hospital.

404
00:18:22,564 --> 00:18:24,895
- Sent you a fruit basket, you know...
- I never got a fruit basket.

405
00:18:24,898 --> 00:18:26,103
I didn't get a phone call.

406
00:18:26,106 --> 00:18:27,936
Well, Amanda, it's probably just because

407
00:18:27,939 --> 00:18:30,603
physically, I wasn't capable
of making phone calls.

408
00:18:30,606 --> 00:18:33,145
You know, I've had to learn how
to redo a lot of things

409
00:18:33,148 --> 00:18:34,644
that most people
just take for granted.

410
00:18:34,647 --> 00:18:36,187
You know, like walking

411
00:18:36,190 --> 00:18:38,561
or wiggling your toes,

412
00:18:38,564 --> 00:18:41,187
- holding a telephone.
- Okay, but...

413
00:18:41,190 --> 00:18:44,686
I thought it was a bit weird
that you cut me off like that.

414
00:18:44,689 --> 00:18:46,312
- Hi.
- What the fuck?

415
00:18:47,228 --> 00:18:49,519
Sorry. Did I hug the bullet hole?

416
00:18:49,522 --> 00:18:52,270
Didn't mean to do that.
I just missed you so much.

417
00:18:52,273 --> 00:18:53,478
What happened to your hair?

418
00:18:53,481 --> 00:18:56,020
What do you think?

419
00:18:56,023 --> 00:18:58,270
I think it makes your
face look long like a mule.

420
00:18:58,273 --> 00:18:59,437
Yeah, yeah. Cool.

421
00:18:59,440 --> 00:19:01,187
I can respect a guy
who knows what he likes.

422
00:19:01,190 --> 00:19:03,020
I have a class to teach, so--

423
00:19:03,023 --> 00:19:04,312
Actually, I have to leave even more.

424
00:19:04,315 --> 00:19:07,187
It was a pleasure
catching up with you two.

425
00:19:07,190 --> 00:19:10,395
Oh, my God, yes, such a pleasure.

426
00:19:10,398 --> 00:19:12,519
He said, "Nice talking to you guys."

427
00:19:14,312 --> 00:19:15,312
Yup.

428
00:19:15,315 --> 00:19:18,853
Mr. Gamby walking
with a cane and shit.

429
00:19:18,856 --> 00:19:21,478
- Man, you look like Iceberg Slim.
- Who's that?

430
00:19:21,481 --> 00:19:23,020
He was a pimp, man.

431
00:19:23,023 --> 00:19:25,353
A famous pimp.
He wrote like seven books.

432
00:19:25,356 --> 00:19:27,187
Well, I can assure you, Dayshawn,

433
00:19:27,190 --> 00:19:28,811
My condition is anything but pimp.

434
00:19:28,814 --> 00:19:31,978
I understand you're the one
who found my bullet-riddled shot body.

435
00:19:31,981 --> 00:19:33,020
Yeah, I did, man.

436
00:19:33,023 --> 00:19:35,061
Blood leaking all over
the place and shit.

437
00:19:35,064 --> 00:19:36,603
I mean, most of it was blood.

438
00:19:36,606 --> 00:19:38,769
I think you might have used
the restroom on yourself, man.

439
00:19:38,772 --> 00:19:40,478
Front of your pants
was all warm and dark.

440
00:19:40,481 --> 00:19:42,478
No, that was sweat, Dayshawn.

441
00:19:42,481 --> 00:19:43,811
No, that was tee-tee, man.

442
00:19:43,814 --> 00:19:45,312
It was not tee-tee, Dayshawn.

443
00:19:45,315 --> 00:19:46,437
You ain't gotta be embarrassed.

444
00:19:46,440 --> 00:19:47,895
So what? Your prostate went apeshit.

445
00:19:47,898 --> 00:19:50,353
- Can we please just move on from this?
- Okay.

446
00:19:50,356 --> 00:19:51,686
What's the payback gonna be?

447
00:19:51,689 --> 00:19:52,936
The payback for what?

448
00:19:52,939 --> 00:19:54,020
You saved my life, Dayshawn.

449
00:19:54,023 --> 00:19:55,519
What do I gotta do
to pay you back? Name it.

450
00:19:55,522 --> 00:19:57,270
Oh, Mr. Gamby, you don't owe me
nothing for that.

451
00:19:57,273 --> 00:20:00,811
I wasn't gonna leave you out there
bloody and possibly full of piss.

452
00:20:00,814 --> 00:20:02,853
Well, I appreciate that,
Dayshawn. You're a true friend.

453
00:20:02,856 --> 00:20:04,187
But I do owe you a debt

454
00:20:04,190 --> 00:20:06,270
and I like to make sure
that all my debts are clean.

455
00:20:06,273 --> 00:20:07,853
If you want to do
a brother a favor,

456
00:20:07,856 --> 00:20:10,020
you could let me duck out
a little bit early today.

457
00:20:10,023 --> 00:20:11,103
You can squirt out early.

458
00:20:11,106 --> 00:20:13,811
It's good to have you back, man.

459
00:20:13,814 --> 00:20:15,686
Now that we're totally square
for you saving my life,

460
00:20:15,689 --> 00:20:18,811
- I'd like to ask you a question,
Dayshawn. - Okay.

461
00:20:19,686 --> 00:20:20,686
Where's Dr. Brown?

462
00:20:20,689 --> 00:20:22,561
I ain't got no idea, man.

463
00:20:22,564 --> 00:20:24,187
I was never really tight
with her like that.

464
00:20:24,190 --> 00:20:25,187
You guys weren't tight,

465
00:20:25,190 --> 00:20:27,020
you know, despite...
your similarities?

466
00:20:27,023 --> 00:20:29,395
- You mean 'cause we both black?
- Well, I didn't say that.

467
00:20:29,398 --> 00:20:30,895
- Yeah, you did.
- You said that.

468
00:20:30,898 --> 00:20:32,728
- No, I didn't. - There was
insinuation somewhere in there.

469
00:20:32,731 --> 00:20:35,187
There was no insinuations,
but, yes, you were right. It's true.

470
00:20:35,190 --> 00:20:37,228
That lady never spoke
a single word to me.

471
00:20:37,231 --> 00:20:41,061
She'd always send, um,
Ms. Swift in there to talk to me.

472
00:20:42,061 --> 00:20:43,519
Ms. Swift?

473
00:20:52,561 --> 00:20:54,395
Swifty.

474
00:20:57,728 --> 00:20:59,145
Where is she?

475
00:20:59,148 --> 00:21:01,561
- What? Where-- where is who?
- You know who I'm talking about.

476
00:21:01,564 --> 00:21:04,187
You were her closest ally,
her right-hand woman.

477
00:21:04,190 --> 00:21:05,603
I know she told you where she went.

478
00:21:05,606 --> 00:21:07,061
- You mean Dr. Brown?
- Yeah.

479
00:21:07,064 --> 00:21:09,103
I haven't heard from her
since she skipped town.

480
00:21:09,106 --> 00:21:10,395
Well, I believe you,

481
00:21:10,398 --> 00:21:14,437
but, unfortunately,
my friend here does not.

482
00:21:14,440 --> 00:21:17,020
- Where is she?
- We don't talk much.

483
00:21:17,023 --> 00:21:19,603
I-- I just give her
little updates now and then.

484
00:21:19,606 --> 00:21:21,103
- Little updates?
- Yeah.

485
00:21:21,106 --> 00:21:22,103
Oh!

486
00:21:23,978 --> 00:21:25,478
That is not my car!

487
00:21:25,481 --> 00:21:26,895
Stop stalling! Where is she?

488
00:21:26,898 --> 00:21:28,895
She moved to Gastonia with her family.

489
00:21:28,898 --> 00:21:30,437
Give me her mailing address.

490
00:21:30,440 --> 00:21:33,228
- I don't have it.
- Give me her mailing address!

491
00:21:33,231 --> 00:21:35,603
I don't have it on me. It's at my desk.

492
00:21:35,606 --> 00:21:39,853
Okay, well, that's all
you had to say. Just go get it.

493
00:21:39,856 --> 00:21:42,061
- Okay. - Just... I don't know
why you're making me yell.

494
00:21:42,064 --> 00:21:43,270
Just if you have it, get it.

495
00:21:43,273 --> 00:21:45,270
Just don't...

496
00:21:45,273 --> 00:21:47,270
- This isn't your car?
- No.

497
00:21:47,273 --> 00:21:49,187
You were making an arc
like this was your car.

498
00:21:49,190 --> 00:21:52,519
Why would you be walking towards here
if this wasn't your car?

499
00:22:03,644 --> 00:22:06,644
I'm trying to expose
you all to something different.

500
00:22:06,647 --> 00:22:08,936
Don't talk back to me...

501
00:23:01,519 --> 00:23:04,061
From the gentleman at the bar.

502
00:23:14,561 --> 00:23:16,312
You piece of shit.

503
00:23:16,315 --> 00:23:19,061
You creepin' on me while I'm
trying to have a family dinner?

504
00:23:19,064 --> 00:23:21,561
- I ought to beat your ass.
- Calm down.

505
00:23:21,564 --> 00:23:23,728
As you can see, I have no weapons.

506
00:23:23,731 --> 00:23:24,895
I'm unarmed.

507
00:23:25,769 --> 00:23:27,686
Do you feel bad about shooting me?

508
00:23:27,689 --> 00:23:29,728
I ain't shoot your ass.

509
00:23:30,728 --> 00:23:32,936
Please answer the question
with a yes or no.

510
00:23:32,939 --> 00:23:35,395
- What question?
- The question that I just asked.

511
00:23:35,398 --> 00:23:37,811
Do... Do you feel bad
about shooting me?

512
00:23:37,814 --> 00:23:39,395
I told you already.

513
00:23:39,398 --> 00:23:41,103
So am I.

514
00:23:43,478 --> 00:23:44,519
No.

515
00:23:44,522 --> 00:23:45,895
Back up. No, no.

516
00:23:45,898 --> 00:23:47,270
Don't you dare. Kick it over there.

517
00:23:47,273 --> 00:23:49,103
Kick it over there.

518
00:23:50,895 --> 00:23:53,519
- Nice try.
- You come here to kill me? Is that it?

519
00:23:53,522 --> 00:23:55,978
No, not kill you,
just put two bullets in you

520
00:23:55,981 --> 00:23:58,061
and make you piss yourself
just like you did to me.

521
00:23:58,064 --> 00:23:59,769
Please.

522
00:23:59,772 --> 00:24:02,103
I didn't have nothing to do
with your dumb ass getting shot.

523
00:24:02,106 --> 00:24:04,603
Oh, I find that hard to believe
after what we did to you.

524
00:24:04,606 --> 00:24:08,061
I have no doubt you and dick lips
are gonna get what's coming to you.

525
00:24:08,064 --> 00:24:09,728
The Lord's gonna take care of that.

526
00:24:09,731 --> 00:24:11,603
You fucked in God's eye.

527
00:24:11,606 --> 00:24:14,270
Look, I don't care about
all that bullshit anymore.

528
00:24:14,273 --> 00:24:17,437
Stupid fights, everybody
trying to be the boss,

529
00:24:17,440 --> 00:24:18,936
it's behind me.

530
00:24:18,939 --> 00:24:21,769
There's more to life
than some silly job, Mr. Gamby.

531
00:24:21,772 --> 00:24:25,312
Belinda Brown, black of skin
and silver of tongue,

532
00:24:25,315 --> 00:24:26,895
I know you're lying
through your teeth.

533
00:24:26,898 --> 00:24:28,103
You haven't found peace.

534
00:24:28,106 --> 00:24:30,103
Motherfucker, I have moved on.

535
00:24:30,106 --> 00:24:31,644
- Hey, hey!
- Check this shit out.

536
00:24:31,647 --> 00:24:33,978
- What the fuck are you doing?
- Look.

537
00:24:35,478 --> 00:24:36,769
What the fuck?

538
00:24:36,772 --> 00:24:38,437
Is that supposed to be me?

539
00:24:38,440 --> 00:24:40,312
You and Russell eatin' shit.

540
00:24:40,315 --> 00:24:41,895
I put both of y'all behind me,

541
00:24:41,898 --> 00:24:43,478
just like the gin.

542
00:24:43,481 --> 00:24:44,644
Are we holding hands?

543
00:24:44,647 --> 00:24:46,395
Sure are, bitch.

544
00:24:46,398 --> 00:24:47,853
Forever in ink.

545
00:24:47,856 --> 00:24:50,936
How dare you put ink of me
onto your back

546
00:24:50,939 --> 00:24:53,312
of eating shit
and holding his hand that way.

547
00:24:53,315 --> 00:24:54,353
That's filthy.

548
00:24:54,356 --> 00:24:56,270
You're a bigger fool
than I thought you were.

549
00:24:56,273 --> 00:24:58,603
Have you never really considered

550
00:24:58,606 --> 00:25:00,769
why you got shot and Russell didn't?

551
00:25:00,772 --> 00:25:02,437
What are you talking about?

552
00:25:03,353 --> 00:25:05,811
You got gunned down.

553
00:25:05,814 --> 00:25:07,395
He got the principal's job.

554
00:25:07,398 --> 00:25:10,978
I hear he's drivin' a BMW.

555
00:25:10,981 --> 00:25:13,561
Isn't it really strange

556
00:25:13,564 --> 00:25:17,978
how everything worked out for Russell?

557
00:25:19,270 --> 00:25:22,353
Get this damn sword out
of my face so I can go eat.

558
00:25:29,353 --> 00:25:31,519
Any student interested
in track and field,

559
00:25:31,522 --> 00:25:33,312
please sign up with Ms. Pitts
in the health room.

560
00:25:33,315 --> 00:25:36,644
- Good morning, Mr. Gamby. - Today's
lunch menu includes Salisbury steak,

561
00:25:36,647 --> 00:25:39,270
au gratin potatoes,
and vegetable medley.

562
00:25:39,273 --> 00:25:41,187
Sounds delicious, doesn't it?

563
00:25:41,190 --> 00:25:43,020
Sounds delicious to me.

564
00:26:03,978 --> 00:26:05,936
Thought I might find you here.

565
00:26:06,978 --> 00:26:08,395
I don't even recognize this school

566
00:26:08,398 --> 00:26:09,895
now that you've taken it over.

567
00:26:09,898 --> 00:26:12,228
Tiger shit everywhere, metal detectors,

568
00:26:12,231 --> 00:26:14,145
TV shows.

569
00:26:14,148 --> 00:26:15,478
At least this place looks the same.

570
00:26:15,481 --> 00:26:17,561
It's called progress, Gamby.
You'll get used to it.

571
00:26:17,564 --> 00:26:19,478
Lee Russell, did you shoot me?

572
00:26:19,481 --> 00:26:21,686
- Did I do what?
- Did you fucking shoot me?

573
00:26:21,689 --> 00:26:22,895
No.

574
00:26:22,898 --> 00:26:25,769
- Of course I didn't.
- I was just looking around

575
00:26:25,772 --> 00:26:28,270
and you definitely seem like the person
who benefited the most.

576
00:26:28,273 --> 00:26:31,853
You got a big house,
new car, a big fucking

577
00:26:31,856 --> 00:26:33,644
fancy principal office all to yourself.

578
00:26:33,647 --> 00:26:35,728
How dare you, Neal Gamby.

579
00:26:35,731 --> 00:26:37,395
I helped you recover.

580
00:26:37,398 --> 00:26:39,519
I cared for you.

581
00:26:39,522 --> 00:26:40,895
I wiped your fucking ass,

582
00:26:40,898 --> 00:26:42,228
got your shitty, little dingleberries

583
00:26:42,231 --> 00:26:44,353
all underneath my fucking fingermails!

584
00:26:44,356 --> 00:26:46,270
Now you are surrounded
by nothing but enemies,

585
00:26:46,273 --> 00:26:47,936
and you're gonna turn
on your only friend?

586
00:26:47,939 --> 00:26:50,061
Well, are you sure you didn't do it?

587
00:26:51,270 --> 00:26:53,811
After everything
that we have been through?

588
00:26:56,103 --> 00:26:58,103
You don't even deserve
to have me touch you.

589
00:26:58,106 --> 00:27:00,312
Fucking asshole!

590
00:27:01,437 --> 00:27:02,603
Fucking friend.

591
00:27:02,606 --> 00:27:04,603
Fuck you. Fuck you!

592
00:27:04,606 --> 00:27:05,519
I'm sorry, Lee.

593
00:27:05,522 --> 00:27:07,936
I-- I just don't even know
what end is up.

594
00:27:07,939 --> 00:27:10,145
I'm all destroyed, decrepit.

595
00:27:10,148 --> 00:27:12,020
And I'm looking at you
and it just seems like

596
00:27:12,023 --> 00:27:13,603
everything's going so good.

597
00:27:13,606 --> 00:27:14,895
Oh, yeah.

598
00:27:14,898 --> 00:27:16,936
Yeah, my life is roses.

599
00:27:18,145 --> 00:27:20,353
I'm barely hanging on.

600
00:27:20,356 --> 00:27:23,686
There's a full-on revolt coming, Gamby.

601
00:27:23,689 --> 00:27:26,978
All the teachers are sticking
their cocks in my mouth.

602
00:27:26,981 --> 00:27:29,395
Haas is behind me,
fucking me up the ass.

603
00:27:29,398 --> 00:27:31,312
I spend all day
jerking off all the parents,

604
00:27:31,315 --> 00:27:32,561
trying to keep them happy.

605
00:27:32,564 --> 00:27:34,769
And my taint's being licked
by the goddamn budget.

606
00:27:34,772 --> 00:27:36,811
It's the most annoying,
confusing gang bang

607
00:27:36,814 --> 00:27:39,020
I've ever been in
in my life, and trust me,

608
00:27:39,023 --> 00:27:40,187
I have been in a few.

609
00:27:42,145 --> 00:27:43,853
I hate to admit this, Gamby, but...

610
00:27:43,856 --> 00:27:46,312
I don't know that I have what it takes.

611
00:27:47,519 --> 00:27:50,187
The reason that I brought you back here

612
00:27:50,190 --> 00:27:52,270
was because I need your help.

613
00:27:52,273 --> 00:27:54,644
You and me, we can turn
North Jackson around.

614
00:27:54,647 --> 00:27:56,187
We get shit done together.

615
00:27:57,644 --> 00:28:00,437
I did not shoot you.

616
00:28:00,440 --> 00:28:02,978
I would never do that.

617
00:28:02,981 --> 00:28:05,644
But I have been trying
to figure out who would.

618
00:28:12,686 --> 00:28:13,978
What's that?

619
00:28:13,981 --> 00:28:15,395
Suspects.

620
00:28:15,398 --> 00:28:17,020
Everyone you've ever crossed.

621
00:28:17,023 --> 00:28:18,353
Everyone who hates you,

622
00:28:18,356 --> 00:28:20,478
everyone who wants to see you dead.

623
00:28:20,481 --> 00:28:22,145
Russell, that's my daughter.

624
00:28:22,148 --> 00:28:23,686
Yeah.

625
00:28:23,689 --> 00:28:24,978
Now that I'm principal,

626
00:28:24,981 --> 00:28:27,187
I have ultimate access
to all school records.

627
00:28:30,312 --> 00:28:32,769
Dweebs, gutter punks,

628
00:28:32,772 --> 00:28:34,811
Sally.

629
00:28:34,814 --> 00:28:37,020
Psh. Sure have made a lot of enemies.

630
00:28:37,023 --> 00:28:40,228
Yes, you have,
but you've also made a friend.

631
00:28:40,231 --> 00:28:42,228
I'm sorry I accused
you of shooting me

632
00:28:42,231 --> 00:28:44,853
after you went and did
this nice gesture for me.

633
00:28:44,856 --> 00:28:47,519
Let's go find the
motherfucker who shot you.

634
00:28:47,522 --> 00:28:48,853
Yeah.

635
00:28:48,856 --> 00:28:50,519
And when I find that son of a bitch,

636
00:28:50,522 --> 00:28:51,978
I'm gonna shoot him in his dick.

637
00:28:51,981 --> 00:28:53,728
Or her, 'cause it could be a girl.

638
00:28:53,731 --> 00:28:56,228
Then she shall be shot
in her privates, too.

639
00:29:07,519 --> 00:29:10,437
Nigga say he want war
Better skrap up with you cliq

640
00:29:10,440 --> 00:29:12,769
Yeah, I think you want this
beef keep thinking it a game

641
00:29:12,772 --> 00:29:14,603
Eric Janssen.

642
00:29:14,606 --> 00:29:17,437
Turn the boom box off.

643
00:29:17,440 --> 00:29:21,728
Lamebrain.
This is a music-free cafeteria.

644
00:29:21,731 --> 00:29:24,895
Yeah, turn the boom box off.

645
00:29:24,898 --> 00:29:28,895
- Who the fuck want war?
- I did not say up. Off!

646
00:29:28,898 --> 00:29:33,644
Off with the boom box now!

647
00:29:37,519 --> 00:29:38,644
Don't you laugh at me!

648
00:29:48,020 --> 00:29:50,519
There is no music allowed
in the cafeteria

649
00:29:50,522 --> 00:29:52,145
and that is a direct violation.

650
00:29:52,148 --> 00:29:53,437
You want to fucking bitch about it?

651
00:29:53,440 --> 00:29:55,312
How about you and I go
take a walk to my office?

652
00:29:55,315 --> 00:29:57,728
Or you can shut the fuck up!

653
00:29:58,686 --> 00:30:00,353
That goes for ever other man,

654
00:30:00,356 --> 00:30:02,728
woman, and goddamn
student in this school.

655
00:30:02,731 --> 00:30:06,561
The misbehaving,
the disrespect, the cursing,

656
00:30:06,564 --> 00:30:08,561
all that stops right now.

657
00:30:08,564 --> 00:30:10,270
If anybody in here fucks around,

658
00:30:10,273 --> 00:30:12,603
you're gonna end up
with your tits in a ditch!

659
00:30:12,606 --> 00:30:14,312
Believe that!

660
00:30:14,315 --> 00:30:17,270
The time of lawlessness is over!

661
00:30:17,273 --> 00:30:18,936
The fun is done!

662
00:30:18,939 --> 00:30:21,936
I'm back and I'm ready to put my foot

663
00:30:21,939 --> 00:30:23,561
inside someone's ass.

664
00:30:23,564 --> 00:30:25,270
Am I understood?

665
00:30:25,273 --> 00:30:27,395
I said, am I understood?

666
00:30:27,398 --> 00:30:28,978
Yes!

667
00:30:28,981 --> 00:30:30,769
That's how it's done, Nash.

668
00:30:32,644 --> 00:30:35,936
Enjoy the rest of your day here
at North Jackson High School.

669
00:30:38,312 --> 00:30:40,353
Eat your mashed potatoes,
you jackass.

670
00:30:50,519 --> 00:30:58,187
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