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Sequels... they get a bad rap,

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but I personally love a sequel.

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It's the opportunity to do
things bigger and better.

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Wait. Oh...

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And no matter what the haters say,

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the second time around can be
a lot better than the first.

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Good on Meghan. Girl's a princess now.

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And as for me, I'm a sophomore,

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which means I'm wise enough to recognize

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my first year at Cal U was a bit rocky.

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I just don't want to break your heart.

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It's a little too late for that.

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Okay, fine. I was a Bambi...

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flawlessly doe-eyed, but totally lost.

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This year, though, I came to win.

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For one thing, I've got my dude.

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Thanks for showing me around
the city, babe.

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And now, as they say in Paris,

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Le pièce de résistance.

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- We're Paris-official now, baby.
- Mm!

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We got this on lock.

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Yeah, it's been rough that
he's been in Paris all summer,

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but in less than 24 hours,
we'd be reunited.

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But most importantly,

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I've got my girls.

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? Watch out, world, I'm grown now ?

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? I'm grown ?

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? Learn something new every day ?

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? I don't know, so I'm-a feel my way ?

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? Got the weight of the world on me ?

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? But no regrets, this is what I say ?

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? Watch out, world, I'm grown now ?

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- ? I'm grown ?
- ? You can tell me ?

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? My heart beating so loud ?

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? Mama, look, I'm grown now ?

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? I'm grown ?

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So, there we all were,

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back at it and ready
to take on the new year,

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and even though Jazz and Sky
were still stuck in the dorms,

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I convinced Nomi and Ana
to move in with me

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to the flyest, priciest
on-campus apartment.

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Aye!

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I was absolutely determined

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not to have the dreaded sophomore slump,

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which meant our sequel had to be

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bigger and better than the original.

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Um...

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Cool, this is what my real
nightmares look like.

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Did I say "bigger and better"?

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Oh, I meant filthier
and absolutely devastating.

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Those international students

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must've had one hell of a summer.

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Yeah, it feels like a lot of
that hell went down in my room.

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- Oh, God.
- Gosh, Zoey.

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I busted my ass waitressing
for this overpriced dump.

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? Your birthday is gonna getcha ?

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? Your birthday is gonna getcha ?

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? Your birthday is gonna getcha ?

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? Tonight ?

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Yeah, your summer
really bums us all out,

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but it still was not as bad as mine.

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Alex Gershbaum,
the budding orthodontist,

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is that you?

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And just in time for Shabbat.

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Not only do my parents not know I'm bi,

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they don't know who I am.

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Weren't you gonna come out
to them this summer?

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Yes, I was,

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but then I realized that
if I blind-sided them,

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they'd cut me off,
and I wouldn't be able

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to live here with you guys.

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Maybe I should call them now.

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Hold up. Are you saying

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that it's my fault you didn't tell them?

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- Yeah, mm-hmm.
- This is all all your fault, Zo.

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All right. Have to agree
to disagree, but I get it.

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I get it. This is a mess,

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but we're sophomores now,

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and what would have had us

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in a ball ugly-crying last year,

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we will now handle.

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"We"?

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- I will now handle.
- Mm.

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Like, today right now?

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- Yeah.
- Sort of wanted to spend the day

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primping for my big romantic
airport-movie-reunion moment

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with Luca, but, you know,
if you really, really...

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- Go!
- Go!

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Fine, fine, fine.

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I'll handle it.

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Like an adult.

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Cool.

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Please, please, please, please,
please, please,

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I mean, we're just children.

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Zoey,

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today is my first day as former
Adjunct Professor now...

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Dean of Students.

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Yeah, you heard that right.

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Dean of Students.

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I mean, it took me a minute to
get my head around it, too.

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This dude cannot stop failing up.

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I can't be out here playing favorites

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in these streets, girl.

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Yeah, I know.

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But you are my favorite, so...

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- I got you.
- You got me? Thank you!

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But not in this particular
habitation situation.

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I mean, what I'm trying to say is,

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as your godfather,

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I am your rock.

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You're not my godfather.

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Hmm...

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Well, you can still lean on me,

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but I can never ever support you.

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Since I couldn't fix this
on my own, and clearly,

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Dean Adjunct Professor
Dr. Charles Telphy

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was of no help,
I called in reinforcements,

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and disguised it all as a turn-up.

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Hello, adulthood.

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Last year may not have taught me
who Ruth Bader Ginsburg is...

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I'll get there someday...

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but it taught me how to pivot,
take a deep breath,

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and remember I've got this.

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Excuse me. Still got this,

126
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just need to handle something.

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Why don't you, uh, hang out a bit?

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Paint a wall?

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What, you never seen a girl down
on a bag of corn chips before?

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No, I just never saw

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jalapeño barbecue corn chips before.

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I'm all in.

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Oh.

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Touch these chips,
I'm coming for your eyes.

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Coach had us on a strict no-carb diet

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this summer for training.

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- Respect the binge.
- Mm-hmm.

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Okay.

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Whoa.

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You know you ain't got
to wear all the Gucci

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- at the same time, right?
- Oh, but I do, okay?

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I need to feel like myself again
after the summer I had.

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I need to get my head back in the game

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if I want to be able
to keep up with Balty's crew.

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Yo, Vivek.

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Hey, where the hell you been, man?

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Wait, we're cleaning this place up,

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and you're bringing drugs into it?

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It's just pills, all right?

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How do you think your bedroom
is already painted?

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How 'bout, "Thank you, Vivek"?

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Thank you, Vivek.

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Do you, like, only have uppers, or...

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You know, it doesn't really matter.

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I'll take six of whatever you have.

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- Don't even... Yeah.
- Mm.

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Hey, you know I want you to feel

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comfortable in your own home, so...

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I told Vivek to chill out
on the dealing.

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I know that it bothers you,

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so he's not gonna
be selling here anymore.

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Although, to be clear,

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I will be using here.

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A lot.

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Well, thank you, Nomi.

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It's really thoughtful of you...

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the selling, not the using,

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but, you know, baby steps.

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Yeah, listen. I'm all about, like,

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peaceful living, you know,
giving each other space,

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and ultimately respecting
each other's boundaries.

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Aww.

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Aww, huggy.

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Mm.

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So, apparently pre-registering
doesn't mean jack

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when one of your mandatory
classes is canceled

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because your self-righteous professor

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thought it was more important
to start a family

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than replace her IUD.

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Oh, my God. I'm busy!

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I hope that dumb baby is worth it.

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Oh, my God. What do you want?

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Goodness.

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Oh, hey.

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Hi.

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- Hey.
- Um...

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We were just going to, uh...

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We were just gonna take some shots to...

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Wow, I didn't think it would be
this hard to see you.

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Um...

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You look really good.

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Oh, my God. I broke him.

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Hey, do you want to,

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I don't know, come in and sit down?

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We can talk things out.

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Ah!

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I'm messing with you, freshman.

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- Come on.
- Oh, hm.

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Ha, ha.

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- Sophomore.
- Got to talk it out?

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You wanted to talk it out.
You should've seen your face.

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- It was so stupid.
- Mm-hmm.

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I made the right choice.

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Your corny-ass boyfriend must've
been geeked when he saw that.

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- What is that, Brie cheese?
- Oh, yeah.

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Yeah, it is, and, no,
he is not back yet.

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Y-You sure? I thought I saw him
about an hour ago

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smoking a cigarette outside of his dorm.

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No, that's impossible,

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'cause I haven't heard from him.

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Well, the guy had on a Balenciaga apron

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and culottes, so...

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Don't know really who else
that could've been.

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Anyway, shots, freshman.
You want me to grab you a...

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- Yeah, all right, that sounds good.
- All right, okay.

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There is no way my boyfriend,

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who I waited three frickin' months for,

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is on domestic soil and didn't call me.

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Thank you.

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Just be cool. Stay classy.

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Be cool. Stay classy.

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Bonjour, asshole.

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Hey, baby.

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So, you are here.

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There I was, thinking to myself,

226
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"How was it that Luca
texted me from Paris

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every night to say 'Sweet dreams'

228
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and every morning to say 'Sup, WYD?'

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but now that we're on the same campus,

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he didn't even hit me
to say he was back?"

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Look, I know what you're thinking.

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I was gonna hit you up
when I got in, but...

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the flight was mad long,
and I was just mad tired.

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And I need to shower and everything.

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All right. No, no, no, no.

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I-I-I totally get it.

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I-It's okay, even though
you only take baths.

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It's okay.

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- It's cool.
- So you're upset?

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No. What'd make you think I'm upset?

241
00:11:01,462 --> 00:11:02,795
I'm good.

242
00:11:05,733 --> 00:11:08,233
I'm glad to see you, honestly.

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00:11:09,370 --> 00:11:11,603
So, do you want to go back to my place?

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00:11:11,639 --> 00:11:15,240
I have wine and cheese,

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00:11:15,276 --> 00:11:17,295
berets, just to name a few things.

246
00:11:17,320 --> 00:11:19,110
- Sounds fire.
- Yeah.

247
00:11:19,146 --> 00:11:20,612
I'm just super tired.

248
00:11:22,483 --> 00:11:23,848
Okay, so...

249
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Just gonna hit me up tomorrow?

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00:11:27,020 --> 00:11:28,554
What? No, no.

251
00:11:28,589 --> 00:11:31,490
Um, just come in.
We can watch a movie, chill.

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I mean, I kind of waited
three months to see you, so...

253
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Okay.

254
00:11:41,168 --> 00:11:42,766
It's looking good, guys, honestly.

255
00:11:42,802 --> 00:11:44,302
I'm seeing a lot of effort.

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It's paying off.

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00:11:46,138 --> 00:11:48,606
Dude, I'm surprised you're not up
in one of those flossy high-rises.

258
00:11:48,641 --> 00:11:51,075
- Where they got you staying?
- In the dorms for now,

259
00:11:51,110 --> 00:11:53,344
but hoping a spot opens up
at Balty's pad, you know?

260
00:11:53,379 --> 00:11:55,580
Wait, so you actually want
to live with those dicks?

261
00:11:55,615 --> 00:11:57,281
Maid service, private chef,

262
00:11:57,317 --> 00:11:58,767
and one of the actors from
"The Maze Runner"?

263
00:11:58,807 --> 00:12:01,085
- Mm.
- Bro, I think I can handle some dicks.

264
00:12:04,324 --> 00:12:07,258
All that Gucci, and still so not Gucci.

265
00:12:07,293 --> 00:12:08,992
I don't understand it.

266
00:12:09,028 --> 00:12:10,661
Whatever, man. Where you living?

267
00:12:10,697 --> 00:12:12,029
You know, got a little spot

268
00:12:12,064 --> 00:12:13,631
in the cut with my people, low-key.

269
00:12:13,666 --> 00:12:15,632
- Still at Hawkins, aren't you?
- And I'm the RA.

270
00:12:18,270 --> 00:12:20,303
Ana, doing shots?

271
00:12:20,339 --> 00:12:21,504
No.

272
00:12:21,540 --> 00:12:23,340
- I'm doing the bottle.
- The whole bottle.

273
00:12:23,375 --> 00:12:24,507
Okay.

274
00:12:24,543 --> 00:12:26,142
Sorry, guys, Balty. Got to go.

275
00:12:26,177 --> 00:12:28,177
Wait, seriously, he calls
and you jump just like that?

276
00:12:28,213 --> 00:12:29,846
What? Dude, he's flying us private

277
00:12:29,881 --> 00:12:31,615
to see Macklemore in Irvine.

278
00:12:31,650 --> 00:12:32,716
You want to go?

279
00:12:32,751 --> 00:12:35,084
- I'm good.
- All right.

280
00:12:35,120 --> 00:12:37,120
Ooh. So, tough summer?

281
00:12:37,155 --> 00:12:38,722
The worst.

282
00:12:38,757 --> 00:12:40,123
- Yours?
- Oh, mine was good.

283
00:12:40,158 --> 00:12:42,626
Spent it serving the community,
speaking up for the culture,

284
00:12:42,661 --> 00:12:45,762
rallying in the streets,
just being a civic hero.

285
00:12:45,797 --> 00:12:47,096
Just a moment. That's all we need.

286
00:12:47,132 --> 00:12:48,732
We can change lives here, people.

287
00:12:48,767 --> 00:12:49,899
Excuse me, sir. Do you have a moment

288
00:12:49,934 --> 00:12:51,767
to join the fight against
juvenile recidivism?

289
00:12:51,802 --> 00:12:53,302
Recidivize these nuts!

290
00:12:53,337 --> 00:12:54,836
Thank you, sir. Have a blessed day.

291
00:12:54,872 --> 00:12:56,272
I mean, we still have
a long way to go with

292
00:12:56,307 --> 00:12:57,773
human decency in this country,

293
00:12:57,808 --> 00:12:59,508
but we'll get there.

294
00:12:59,543 --> 00:13:00,809
Sure.

295
00:13:00,844 --> 00:13:03,011
Unless this country's
incapable of human decency.

296
00:13:03,046 --> 00:13:04,747
- Wait, what's up?
- Huh?

297
00:13:04,782 --> 00:13:07,115
No, I mean, I-I specialize
in conflict resolution.

298
00:13:07,151 --> 00:13:09,050
Also Infant CPR.

299
00:13:09,086 --> 00:13:10,819
Not bragging, just saying.

300
00:13:11,889 --> 00:13:14,088
Fine, look, I-I love Nomi...

301
00:13:14,113 --> 00:13:16,158
- Mm-hmm.
- ...but she keeps doing something

302
00:13:16,193 --> 00:13:18,761
that's making me really uncomfortable.

303
00:13:18,796 --> 00:13:20,896
Serious. Okay. Please go on. Please.

304
00:13:20,931 --> 00:13:23,399
Twice she's come into the bathroom

305
00:13:23,434 --> 00:13:25,257
when I'm in there, and she's...

306
00:13:25,282 --> 00:13:27,349
Got butt-naked. Yeah, she touched you.

307
00:13:27,384 --> 00:13:29,885
Ew! No, she just peed.

308
00:13:29,920 --> 00:13:32,299
- On you? Wow.
- You know what? Forget it.

309
00:13:32,324 --> 00:13:33,650
- I don't know why I talk to you.
- I'm sorry. That was too much.

310
00:13:33,675 --> 00:13:35,190
I went somewhere else.
I'm back. I just...

311
00:13:35,225 --> 00:13:37,225
Look, I'm not trying to minimize
your discomfort, right?

312
00:13:37,261 --> 00:13:38,293
I just think that...

313
00:13:38,328 --> 00:13:39,594
I mean, don't you people usually g...

314
00:13:39,629 --> 00:13:40,828
Grrt! Sorry.

315
00:13:40,864 --> 00:13:42,530
Did you just say "you people"?

316
00:13:42,565 --> 00:13:44,532
Well, no... "You people" as in...

317
00:13:44,567 --> 00:13:46,134
not Mexicans, but, like, women.

318
00:13:46,169 --> 00:13:47,468
Good, 'cause I'm Cuban.

319
00:13:48,605 --> 00:13:50,038
- I knew that.
- Hm.

320
00:13:50,073 --> 00:13:52,908
But don't females usually go
to the bathroom together?

321
00:13:52,943 --> 00:13:55,243
Right? Maybe she just really had to go.

322
00:13:57,747 --> 00:13:59,646
Yeah.

323
00:13:59,681 --> 00:14:01,015
Yeah, we do that.

324
00:14:01,050 --> 00:14:03,284
- Probably just overreacting.
- Maybe.

325
00:14:03,319 --> 00:14:06,053
See? Conflict resolution.

326
00:14:06,088 --> 00:14:07,354
It's what I do.

327
00:14:07,390 --> 00:14:09,390
Also, you ever find
yourself in a sitch...

328
00:14:10,492 --> 00:14:13,093
These two bad boys
to the baby's sternum.

329
00:14:13,129 --> 00:14:15,095
- Gentle pumps. Not too hard.
- No.

330
00:14:15,131 --> 00:14:16,196
- Since it's an infant.
- No.

331
00:14:16,232 --> 00:14:17,631
Cheers.

332
00:14:17,666 --> 00:14:19,366
I'm not chee... Okay.

333
00:14:26,175 --> 00:14:27,908
That was a fun party, huh?

334
00:14:27,944 --> 00:14:29,743
But can you believe how late
some people stayed?

335
00:14:29,778 --> 00:14:31,312
It was... Seriously, it was like,

336
00:14:31,347 --> 00:14:33,480
take a hint when you're not wanted.

337
00:14:33,515 --> 00:14:35,014
Am I right?

338
00:14:37,185 --> 00:14:38,151
Hi!

339
00:14:38,186 --> 00:14:39,419
So...

340
00:14:39,455 --> 00:14:41,354
how'd it go with Luca?

341
00:14:41,389 --> 00:14:42,722
Was it as hot as you thought
it was gonna be?

342
00:14:42,758 --> 00:14:45,291
Spare no detail.
I've had a really dry summer.

343
00:14:45,327 --> 00:14:47,561
Oh, yeah, no, it was good.

344
00:14:47,596 --> 00:14:49,028
It was nice. It was...

345
00:14:49,064 --> 00:14:51,431
- It was very nice and... and good.
- Uh-huh.

346
00:14:51,467 --> 00:14:52,833
Nice and really good.

347
00:14:54,302 --> 00:14:56,035
Wait. Why are...

348
00:14:56,071 --> 00:14:58,972
Why are there no chips?
How can there be no chips?

349
00:14:59,942 --> 00:15:02,041
Like, the twins must've eaten them all?

350
00:15:02,077 --> 00:15:03,743
I mean, they pretty much ate everything.

351
00:15:03,779 --> 00:15:05,044
- Yeah.
- But...

352
00:15:05,080 --> 00:15:07,447
But I thought of nothing else but chips

353
00:15:07,482 --> 00:15:09,148
on my walk back.
I thought of them so much

354
00:15:09,184 --> 00:15:11,117
I could practically taste them,

355
00:15:11,152 --> 00:15:13,386
and for three months...
for three months,

356
00:15:13,421 --> 00:15:14,720
I've dreamt of chips.

357
00:15:14,755 --> 00:15:16,356
I-I-I've Snapchatted chips.

358
00:15:16,391 --> 00:15:18,924
I've FaceTimed chips.
Is it too much to ask

359
00:15:18,960 --> 00:15:20,626
that chips stay awake long enough

360
00:15:20,661 --> 00:15:22,528
to embrace me with... with love

361
00:15:22,563 --> 00:15:23,997
and... and excitement?

362
00:15:24,032 --> 00:15:26,065
Is it? God, is it?!

363
00:15:27,168 --> 00:15:28,167
Oh.

364
00:15:29,170 --> 00:15:30,370
I think you're asking a lot

365
00:15:30,405 --> 00:15:32,238
from the chips there, Zoey.

366
00:15:32,273 --> 00:15:34,374
I don't think it's about the chips.

367
00:15:38,035 --> 00:15:40,510
What happened, Zo? What did chips do?

368
00:15:40,535 --> 00:15:42,902
I went over to Luca's

369
00:15:42,927 --> 00:15:45,161
after our underwhelming reunion,

370
00:15:45,186 --> 00:15:47,685
and he took a shower.

371
00:15:47,720 --> 00:15:49,020
So, I waited

372
00:15:49,055 --> 00:15:52,156
with no candles,
no dill Havarti, no berets,

373
00:15:52,192 --> 00:15:54,692
no cute "Bienvenue home" sign.

374
00:15:54,727 --> 00:15:57,728
Just some dirty laundry
and an overpriced bong

375
00:15:57,763 --> 00:15:59,964
that had been there all summer.

376
00:16:07,107 --> 00:16:08,939
So, there we were.

377
00:16:08,975 --> 00:16:10,808
Finally, I could see him,

378
00:16:10,843 --> 00:16:13,011
touch him, smell him.

379
00:16:13,046 --> 00:16:16,580
Then he smiles at me and says, "So..."

380
00:16:16,616 --> 00:16:19,183
and I say, "So..."

381
00:16:19,219 --> 00:16:21,185
and he says,

382
00:16:21,221 --> 00:16:22,820
"What do you want to do?"

383
00:16:22,855 --> 00:16:25,322
So I say, "What do you want to do?"

384
00:16:25,357 --> 00:16:28,258
and he says "You know
what I want to do,"

385
00:16:28,293 --> 00:16:30,527
So then I say, "I know
what you want to do,

386
00:16:30,562 --> 00:16:32,062
and I want to do it, too."

387
00:16:32,097 --> 00:16:36,033
And I just knew this was the
moment I waited all summer for.

388
00:16:39,804 --> 00:16:41,571
We were finally gonna be together,

389
00:16:41,606 --> 00:16:44,441
in person, no more virtual kisses.

390
00:16:50,782 --> 00:16:51,881
I've been dying for this.

391
00:16:51,917 --> 00:16:53,850
This Paris weed is trash.

392
00:16:56,121 --> 00:16:57,787
Do you have... Do you have a lighter?

393
00:16:57,822 --> 00:16:59,221
This kimono doesn't have pockets.

394
00:16:59,257 --> 00:17:00,957
I don't even...

395
00:17:00,992 --> 00:17:02,158
Excuse me.

396
00:17:03,562 --> 00:17:05,127
Okay, to be fair,

397
00:17:05,163 --> 00:17:06,596
Paris weed does suck.

398
00:17:06,631 --> 00:17:08,898
Look, okay, look. I was mad annoyed,

399
00:17:08,934 --> 00:17:11,133
but I wasn't gonna take it personally.

400
00:17:11,169 --> 00:17:14,336
So, we grabbed a blanket,
moved to the couch,

401
00:17:14,372 --> 00:17:16,973
he started playing
with my hair. You get it.

402
00:17:17,008 --> 00:17:18,541
Aww!

403
00:17:18,577 --> 00:17:21,077
Yeah, but then,

404
00:17:21,112 --> 00:17:22,812
I go, "Can you stop pulling?"

405
00:17:22,847 --> 00:17:25,247
and then he goes,
"You stop pulling, head-ass,"

406
00:17:25,283 --> 00:17:27,216
then I go, "I'm not!"

407
00:17:27,251 --> 00:17:29,151
I told him, "I just paid for this,"

408
00:17:29,187 --> 00:17:31,720
and then he had the nerve to say,

409
00:17:31,755 --> 00:17:33,889
"Maybe you should rock more buns."

410
00:17:33,924 --> 00:17:35,991
Buns aren't flattering to my face!

411
00:17:36,026 --> 00:17:37,726
Get off the wig. What happened?

412
00:17:39,029 --> 00:17:42,164
So, we tried to just
chill and watch a movie.

413
00:17:42,200 --> 00:17:45,301
I figured if anyone could get
us there, Hugh Grant could.

414
00:17:45,336 --> 00:17:47,136
I love you.

415
00:17:47,171 --> 00:17:50,473
Well, come here, then.

416
00:17:50,508 --> 00:17:53,675
And when the music swells
at the end of the movie...

417
00:17:58,015 --> 00:18:00,449
Okay, now you can be pissed.

418
00:18:00,485 --> 00:18:01,550
Please tell me

419
00:18:01,586 --> 00:18:04,453
you smothered his drowsy ass
with a pillow.

420
00:18:04,489 --> 00:18:06,187
Or at least slapped him awake

421
00:18:06,223 --> 00:18:07,807
- and then slapped him back to sleep again.
- At least.

422
00:18:07,831 --> 00:18:08,752
Mm-hmm.

423
00:18:09,993 --> 00:18:12,494
I made sure he had a blanket
so he wasn't cold.

424
00:18:14,431 --> 00:18:16,197
Then I left.

425
00:18:18,801 --> 00:18:21,436
I'm not even angry, guys.
I'm just disappointed

426
00:18:21,471 --> 00:18:24,272
that this big moment that I
wanted to create didn't happen.

427
00:18:24,307 --> 00:18:26,274
I mean, sophomore year
was supposed to be

428
00:18:26,309 --> 00:18:29,043
- my awesome sequel.
- Zoey, life isn't a movie.

429
00:18:29,078 --> 00:18:32,046
You don't figure it out simply
by saying you figured it out.

430
00:18:32,081 --> 00:18:33,914
Okay, but I-I should be winning.

431
00:18:33,950 --> 00:18:35,850
Last year was my year of screwing up...

432
00:18:35,885 --> 00:18:37,318
like, major screwing up.

433
00:18:37,354 --> 00:18:39,086
This year's supposed to be perfect.

434
00:18:39,122 --> 00:18:41,856
Why are you putting that kind
of pressure on yourself?

435
00:18:41,891 --> 00:18:43,557
It's only day one.

436
00:18:43,592 --> 00:18:45,059
If we start at perfect,

437
00:18:45,094 --> 00:18:46,761
we have nowhere else to go but down.

438
00:18:46,796 --> 00:18:48,462
Yeah, I mean, think about
day one last year.

439
00:18:48,497 --> 00:18:50,364
Ana puked all over herself
in a kiddie pool.

440
00:18:50,399 --> 00:18:53,134
And you abandoned me after I puked
all over myself in a kiddie pool.

441
00:18:53,169 --> 00:18:55,836
And I got an STD on my hand
from a rando in a bathroom.

442
00:18:55,872 --> 00:18:58,405
Okay, we all had a horrible
start to freshman year.

443
00:18:58,440 --> 00:19:00,607
- What's your point?
- Well, that is the point.

444
00:19:00,643 --> 00:19:02,309
Freshman year started off crappy,

445
00:19:02,344 --> 00:19:04,611
and for some of us,
with the help of a Z-Pak,

446
00:19:04,647 --> 00:19:05,913
we were able to turn things around

447
00:19:05,948 --> 00:19:07,081
and make something of it.

448
00:19:07,116 --> 00:19:09,950
Yeah, take a look around, Zo.

449
00:19:13,188 --> 00:19:15,324
We turned this dump
into our dream apartment.

450
00:19:17,592 --> 00:19:19,192
Sophomore year's still
young, but I'd say

451
00:19:19,227 --> 00:19:20,459
it's trending in the right direction.

452
00:19:20,495 --> 00:19:23,163
Yeah, and you know what else
is still young, ladies?

453
00:19:23,198 --> 00:19:25,298
The night, and we still got bottles.

454
00:19:25,333 --> 00:19:26,499
- Oh.
- Yeah.

455
00:19:26,534 --> 00:19:28,401
- Oh, for moi?
- Yeah. You need it.

456
00:19:30,138 --> 00:19:32,205
Um, a toast

457
00:19:32,240 --> 00:19:33,773
to not being perfect.

458
00:19:33,809 --> 00:19:36,442
Okay, to making sophomore year

459
00:19:36,477 --> 00:19:38,544
a whole new movie and not a sequel.

460
00:19:38,580 --> 00:19:40,146
To low expectations

461
00:19:40,182 --> 00:19:42,849
and very, very strong antibiotics.

462
00:19:42,884 --> 00:19:44,617
- Cheers. I'll cheers to that.
- Call me during the day.

463
00:19:44,652 --> 00:19:46,051
- Call me during the...
- Just drink.

464
00:19:46,087 --> 00:19:47,186
Just cheers me and drink.

465
00:19:47,221 --> 00:19:48,486
- Cheers.
- Thank you.

466
00:19:50,953 --> 00:19:53,819
The bad thing about having
unrealistic expectations

467
00:19:53,844 --> 00:19:55,990
is having to admit when you're wrong,

468
00:19:56,015 --> 00:19:59,643
but the good thing about embracing
realistic expectations...

469
00:20:01,765 --> 00:20:02,964
...is that you find yourself

470
00:20:02,999 --> 00:20:05,300
more forgiving of other people's faults.

471
00:20:07,006 --> 00:20:10,073
Can we snuggle tonight, Zo?

472
00:20:10,109 --> 00:20:13,076
And it allows the smallest
gestures to blow you away.

473
00:20:14,913 --> 00:20:16,780
I knew Luca wouldn't let me down.

474
00:20:18,284 --> 00:20:19,617
We heard about what happened.

475
00:20:19,652 --> 00:20:21,084
We were going back and forth between

476
00:20:21,120 --> 00:20:23,754
- buffalo and dill flavored...
- But we ultimately decided

477
00:20:23,789 --> 00:20:26,857
this was a classic sour cream
and cheddar moment.

478
00:20:26,892 --> 00:20:29,226
- Get in here, you snacky bitches.
- Okay.

479
00:20:32,798 --> 00:20:35,633
So, things may not be
exactly right with Luca,

480
00:20:35,668 --> 00:20:36,900
but if there's one group

481
00:20:36,935 --> 00:20:38,835
who really does have their shit on lock,

482
00:20:38,871 --> 00:20:40,170
it's my girls.

483
00:20:41,606 --> 00:20:43,774
We 'bout to tear these down.

484
00:20:43,809 --> 00:20:46,242
I've been starving myself.

485
00:20:49,633 --> 00:20:51,533
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