1 00:00:06,303 --> 00:00:08,637 Jesus Christ, it's you again? 2 00:00:10,220 --> 00:00:12,175 I guess we've been gone for a while, so... 3 00:00:12,176 --> 00:00:13,208 here's what happened. 4 00:00:13,209 --> 00:00:16,428 Oh, shit. Wait. You guys invited Jabby? 5 00:00:16,429 --> 00:00:18,500 Last time I saw you, you asked me to dinner. 6 00:00:18,501 --> 00:00:19,760 That offer still good? 7 00:00:19,761 --> 00:00:21,011 What, you want to go on a date now? 8 00:00:21,012 --> 00:00:23,023 You know, I haven't fucked that much since seventh grade summer camp. 9 00:00:23,024 --> 00:00:24,302 You wanna do this again? 10 00:00:24,303 --> 00:00:25,344 Yeah. 11 00:00:26,470 --> 00:00:29,969 - For our future baby. - Hell no. Over my dead damn body. 12 00:00:29,970 --> 00:00:32,082 You think I'm fucking getting pregnant again? 13 00:00:32,083 --> 00:00:35,678 If you wanna talk about adopting a newborn, 14 00:00:35,679 --> 00:00:36,828 we can discuss it. 15 00:00:36,829 --> 00:00:39,969 - We're gonna have a baby? - Not really. 16 00:00:39,970 --> 00:00:41,219 Major Keefe? 17 00:00:41,220 --> 00:00:43,219 He's my dad. Is that a clip-on tie? 18 00:00:43,220 --> 00:00:45,211 Yeah. I don't know how to tie a real one. 19 00:00:45,212 --> 00:00:46,386 No shit. 20 00:00:46,387 --> 00:00:47,803 There's a loophole for West Point. 21 00:00:47,804 --> 00:00:49,177 It's there in the fine print. 22 00:00:49,178 --> 00:00:50,742 - I want you to get in. - Why? 23 00:00:50,743 --> 00:00:52,719 Because I want my boyfriend to be West Point, Cadet. 24 00:00:52,720 --> 00:00:54,888 - I'm your boyfriend? - Yes. 25 00:00:56,261 --> 00:00:57,960 Since when do you have a lady, Frank? 26 00:00:57,961 --> 00:01:01,136 She does run a bit hot in terms of mental illness. 27 00:01:03,429 --> 00:01:05,052 Eat the Brie. 28 00:01:05,053 --> 00:01:06,585 Well, it's not about what it looks like now. 29 00:01:06,586 --> 00:01:07,665 It's about what it's gonna be. 30 00:01:07,666 --> 00:01:09,094 Is this the thing Whitford sucked you into? 31 00:01:09,095 --> 00:01:11,162 Don't forget my 25K. 32 00:01:11,163 --> 00:01:14,594 Yeah, you don't have enough revenue to carry a third loan. 33 00:01:14,595 --> 00:01:16,061 Patty and I are separated. 34 00:01:16,062 --> 00:01:18,594 - That didn't look separated to me. - We're getting a divorce. 35 00:01:18,595 --> 00:01:21,052 Why wouldn't you just tell me that you're married? 36 00:01:21,053 --> 00:01:23,317 Take your fucking hands off my car! 37 00:01:25,303 --> 00:01:26,594 You know, let's figure this out. 38 00:01:26,595 --> 00:01:27,761 I mean, how deep are you in the hole? 39 00:01:27,762 --> 00:01:28,882 I listed my building. 40 00:01:28,883 --> 00:01:30,436 Gonna be an open house at 1 p.m. 41 00:01:30,437 --> 00:01:31,845 Wait, you wanna buy it? 42 00:01:31,846 --> 00:01:33,511 Could pay off your mortgages and walk away. 43 00:01:33,512 --> 00:01:35,845 But that-that'll leave me with nothing, Max. 44 00:01:35,846 --> 00:01:37,636 Back at the Gallagher house. 45 00:01:40,471 --> 00:01:47,176 Sync and corrections by btsix www.addic7ed.com 46 00:03:17,095 --> 00:03:18,406 Oh, Christ. 47 00:03:45,262 --> 00:03:46,761 - Carl? - Hmm? 48 00:03:46,762 --> 00:03:48,052 We gotta go. 49 00:03:48,053 --> 00:03:49,463 The major will be up soon. 50 00:03:50,589 --> 00:03:52,754 Man, I slept like a rock. 51 00:03:52,755 --> 00:03:53,867 Me too. 52 00:03:53,868 --> 00:03:55,678 I love sleeping outside. 53 00:03:55,679 --> 00:03:56,845 We don't really have a choice. 54 00:03:56,846 --> 00:03:58,094 Shut up. 55 00:03:58,095 --> 00:04:00,261 I can't help it if I'm loud. 56 00:04:02,554 --> 00:04:05,720 Move it. We're gonna get caught. 57 00:05:12,887 --> 00:05:15,177 Stop staring at me, weirdo. 58 00:05:16,762 --> 00:05:19,177 - I'm fucking hungry. - Yeah. 59 00:05:20,220 --> 00:05:21,594 Oh. 60 00:05:21,595 --> 00:05:23,839 - You forget how to knock? - Sorry. Thought you were asleep. 61 00:05:24,674 --> 00:05:26,372 - What are you... what the hell? - I'm out. 62 00:05:26,373 --> 00:05:28,261 - So you use mine? - Thank you. 63 00:05:28,262 --> 00:05:29,595 Hey, Jabby. 64 00:05:33,720 --> 00:05:35,965 Jabby? 65 00:05:35,966 --> 00:05:37,761 Fuck. 66 00:05:41,053 --> 00:05:42,887 Morning. 67 00:05:42,888 --> 00:05:44,169 Yep. 68 00:05:45,012 --> 00:05:46,970 What time did you get home last night? 69 00:05:49,345 --> 00:05:51,845 I don't know. Late. 70 00:05:56,303 --> 00:05:57,636 Ah! 71 00:05:57,637 --> 00:05:59,636 Sorry. 72 00:05:59,637 --> 00:06:01,845 Good morning, go-getters. 73 00:06:01,846 --> 00:06:03,720 Does anyone else wanna come in this bathroom 74 00:06:03,721 --> 00:06:05,177 while I'm in the shower? 75 00:06:05,178 --> 00:06:06,553 Should we invite the neighbors? 76 00:06:06,554 --> 00:06:08,678 I gotta piss like a racehorse. 77 00:06:08,679 --> 00:06:09,678 Ugh! 78 00:06:18,929 --> 00:06:20,511 - Hey. - Morning. 79 00:06:20,512 --> 00:06:21,969 Morning, Jabby. 80 00:06:21,970 --> 00:06:25,011 - Seriously? - Aw, is Jabby grumpy this morning? 81 00:06:25,012 --> 00:06:26,386 Here you go. 82 00:06:26,387 --> 00:06:27,636 Oh, thanks. 83 00:06:27,637 --> 00:06:28,969 Yep. Five bucks. 84 00:06:28,970 --> 00:06:30,261 Or you can just net-net it. 85 00:06:30,262 --> 00:06:31,866 - Five bucks? - Dude. 86 00:06:31,867 --> 00:06:33,553 It's single origin. 87 00:06:33,554 --> 00:06:35,011 Hey, I'm gonna hit a spin class before work. 88 00:06:35,012 --> 00:06:37,136 - You wanna come? - Do I look like I spin? 89 00:06:37,137 --> 00:06:38,969 Hey, Jabby, if you're gonna be here every night, 90 00:06:38,970 --> 00:06:40,503 I'm gonna need you to start pitching in for rent. 91 00:06:40,504 --> 00:06:41,511 What? No. 92 00:06:41,512 --> 00:06:42,720 I mean, Byron practically lives here. 93 00:06:42,721 --> 00:06:44,052 He's never paid a dime. 94 00:06:44,053 --> 00:06:45,720 - I buy the coffee. - Okay. 95 00:06:45,721 --> 00:06:47,678 What is your actual job, Byron? 96 00:06:47,679 --> 00:06:49,302 Byron is designing an app. 97 00:06:49,303 --> 00:06:50,886 Byron's a feckless little bitch. 98 00:06:50,887 --> 00:06:52,177 - Hey, watch it. - You watch it. 99 00:06:52,178 --> 00:06:53,511 Okay, why don't we all breathe? 100 00:06:53,512 --> 00:06:56,095 Breathe a dick, Byron. 101 00:07:03,929 --> 00:07:05,344 Later, Major. 102 00:07:05,345 --> 00:07:07,138 Hey, sports fan. 103 00:07:11,261 --> 00:07:12,553 Destroyer escort. 104 00:07:12,554 --> 00:07:13,562 Kola class. 105 00:07:19,273 --> 00:07:20,939 CVA Kitty Hawk. 106 00:07:26,053 --> 00:07:28,220 SSN Nautilus. USA. 107 00:07:29,512 --> 00:07:30,969 Sea Wolf. 108 00:07:31,574 --> 00:07:32,814 Damn it. 109 00:07:32,815 --> 00:07:34,636 Tie up your loose ends, sailor. 110 00:07:36,262 --> 00:07:37,678 Yes, sir. 111 00:07:37,679 --> 00:07:40,886 Have fun at softball camp today. 112 00:07:40,887 --> 00:07:42,177 See you tonight. 113 00:08:09,762 --> 00:08:11,136 Open up, Kev. 114 00:08:11,137 --> 00:08:13,177 We got a line out here. 115 00:08:13,178 --> 00:08:14,761 Oh, look who's here. 116 00:08:14,762 --> 00:08:17,428 - Good morning. - Excited to see you too. 117 00:08:17,429 --> 00:08:19,094 - Morning, Hazel. - Gentlemen. 118 00:08:19,095 --> 00:08:21,845 All right, we should get going. We're gonna be late. 119 00:08:21,846 --> 00:08:24,886 - Where you guys going? - Today is the day 120 00:08:24,887 --> 00:08:26,678 I finally get a son. 121 00:08:26,679 --> 00:08:28,990 But don't worry, Hazel's gonna make sure you're not sober. 122 00:08:28,991 --> 00:08:31,094 - But you already got a kid. - Two of 'em. 123 00:08:31,095 --> 00:08:33,636 Yeah, a foster kid. Finally got approved. 124 00:08:33,637 --> 00:08:35,636 - How old is he? - Twelve. 125 00:08:35,637 --> 00:08:37,553 - His name is Santiago. - I wanted a baby, 126 00:08:37,554 --> 00:08:39,177 but there was a really long waiting list, 127 00:08:39,178 --> 00:08:40,959 so we're gonna get an older one for now. 128 00:08:40,960 --> 00:08:42,747 But I finally get the son I never had. 129 00:08:42,748 --> 00:08:46,469 Little League games. Boxing. Tagging trains. 130 00:08:46,470 --> 00:08:48,678 You know you can do all that with the girls, right? 131 00:08:48,679 --> 00:08:50,344 Be nice to have an older kid around. 132 00:08:50,345 --> 00:08:51,594 Yeah, he can help watch the girls. 133 00:08:51,595 --> 00:08:53,511 Good idea. I can't wait to leave 134 00:08:53,512 --> 00:08:56,136 my children with some random 12-year-old boy. 135 00:08:56,137 --> 00:08:57,803 V, he's not some random 12-year-old boy. 136 00:08:57,804 --> 00:09:00,344 He's our random 12-year-old boy. 137 00:09:00,345 --> 00:09:01,958 We're gonna need a man cave. 138 00:09:01,959 --> 00:09:04,636 Beer on tap. TVs. A bar. 139 00:09:04,637 --> 00:09:07,678 - What do you call this? - Work. 140 00:09:07,679 --> 00:09:09,594 All right, we gotta go. Let's hit it. 141 00:09:09,595 --> 00:09:11,594 - Have fun. - Hazel, we will be back. 142 00:09:11,595 --> 00:09:13,203 Breakfast, boys. 143 00:09:14,512 --> 00:09:17,302 Greatest war movie of all time. 144 00:09:17,303 --> 00:09:19,261 - Nope. - No? What do you mean? 145 00:09:19,262 --> 00:09:20,594 There are too many different kinds. 146 00:09:20,595 --> 00:09:23,761 Are-are you talking World War II? Vietnam? Gulf War? 147 00:09:23,762 --> 00:09:27,428 And then are you talking invasion, special ops, or a specific battle? 148 00:09:27,429 --> 00:09:29,490 Hell, submarine movies are their own category. 149 00:09:29,491 --> 00:09:30,744 Okay, what's your favorite submarine... 150 00:09:30,745 --> 00:09:33,052 - Hunt for Red October. - Over Crimson Tide? 151 00:09:33,053 --> 00:09:35,088 - Yes, although Das Boot... - Hold on... hold... Stop the truck. 152 00:09:36,512 --> 00:09:37,861 Look at all these scooters. 153 00:09:37,862 --> 00:09:38,929 They're not even locked up. 154 00:09:38,930 --> 00:09:41,636 'Cause people don't own them. They share them. 155 00:09:41,637 --> 00:09:44,553 - They share them? - Yeah, they pay to use them, 156 00:09:44,554 --> 00:09:45,886 and then they leave them wherever when they're done. 157 00:09:45,887 --> 00:09:47,928 That's stupid. I could just steal 'em, 158 00:09:47,929 --> 00:09:50,220 sell 'em on the South Side, make a good buck. 159 00:09:51,387 --> 00:09:53,553 It has a GPS tracker in it. 160 00:09:53,554 --> 00:09:55,302 I can get rid of that in, like, two minutes. 161 00:09:55,303 --> 00:09:58,302 You know how many LoJacks I've gotten rid of before? 162 00:10:04,929 --> 00:10:07,011 Okay. That's hot. 163 00:10:17,496 --> 00:10:19,094 What's going on? 164 00:10:19,095 --> 00:10:21,219 Getting ready to knock it down. 165 00:10:21,220 --> 00:10:23,344 What? Why? 166 00:10:23,345 --> 00:10:24,886 Making room for condos. 167 00:10:24,887 --> 00:10:26,565 Gonna take up the whole block. 168 00:10:26,566 --> 00:10:27,961 No shit. 169 00:10:31,380 --> 00:10:32,928 I used to own this building. 170 00:10:32,929 --> 00:10:35,410 Yeah? I used to own Sears Tower. 171 00:10:40,553 --> 00:10:42,678 Hey. Nice, thanks for getting breakfast. 172 00:10:42,679 --> 00:10:44,344 If I was at softball camp right now, 173 00:10:44,345 --> 00:10:46,511 I'd be running laps. Suckers. 174 00:10:46,512 --> 00:10:47,928 What are you guys up to today? 175 00:10:47,929 --> 00:10:49,344 Oh, you know, same old, same old... 176 00:10:49,345 --> 00:10:52,344 junk food, binge, junk food, nap. 177 00:10:52,345 --> 00:10:54,824 Uh, run through the sprinkler. Work on my essay. 178 00:10:54,825 --> 00:10:57,546 - Still watching Dexter? - Nah, finished it. 179 00:10:57,547 --> 00:11:00,179 - Now we're on Friends. - Nice, what's next? 180 00:11:00,180 --> 00:11:03,802 On to G. Gilmore Girls. I'm living the dream. 181 00:11:03,803 --> 00:11:05,315 Hey, knock-knock. 182 00:11:05,316 --> 00:11:07,679 - Hey. - Hi. Morning. 183 00:11:09,136 --> 00:11:12,011 Hello, beautiful. 184 00:11:15,178 --> 00:11:17,177 Okay, let's go. 185 00:11:17,178 --> 00:11:18,690 Where are you going? 186 00:11:18,691 --> 00:11:20,609 Uh, don't know. Ingrid? 187 00:11:20,610 --> 00:11:22,136 It's a surprise. 188 00:11:22,137 --> 00:11:24,386 I love surprises! 189 00:11:24,387 --> 00:11:25,804 Liam was one. 190 00:11:27,470 --> 00:11:29,052 Where's my Egg McMuffin? 191 00:11:29,053 --> 00:11:31,216 - Frank. - Ugh. 192 00:11:32,137 --> 00:11:33,387 What the hell? 193 00:11:36,470 --> 00:11:37,845 Fuck. 194 00:11:52,303 --> 00:11:53,594 Morning, Dottie. 195 00:11:53,595 --> 00:11:55,053 You have power? 196 00:12:04,387 --> 00:12:06,428 Morning, Ms. Sink. 197 00:12:06,429 --> 00:12:07,772 You have power too? 198 00:12:07,773 --> 00:12:08,845 Who's asking? 199 00:12:08,846 --> 00:12:11,057 It's Debbie. From down the street. 200 00:12:11,058 --> 00:12:12,512 Mind your business. 201 00:12:14,490 --> 00:12:16,219 We're the only ones without power. 202 00:12:16,220 --> 00:12:17,469 We forget to pay the bills? 203 00:12:17,470 --> 00:12:19,134 I don't know. Fiona pays them. 204 00:12:19,135 --> 00:12:20,220 I'll call her. 205 00:12:32,387 --> 00:12:36,469 $475,000. 206 00:12:36,470 --> 00:12:39,196 Max, you motherfucker. 207 00:12:39,197 --> 00:12:41,929 You sold my building. 208 00:12:55,538 --> 00:12:57,745 Hey. We are out of a ton of stuff. 209 00:12:57,746 --> 00:12:59,219 Eggs, straws, ground beef, hash browns, 210 00:12:59,220 --> 00:13:00,678 tomatoes, blah, blah, blah. 211 00:13:00,679 --> 00:13:01,969 But I ordered it, 'cause I take initiative. 212 00:13:01,970 --> 00:13:03,345 It'll be here today. 213 00:13:03,346 --> 00:13:05,678 Also, the ice machine's broken. But don't worry. 214 00:13:05,679 --> 00:13:07,347 I handled it. The guy's on his way. 215 00:13:07,348 --> 00:13:08,500 I'm good at my job. 216 00:13:08,501 --> 00:13:10,969 And I say this 'cause I love my fellow employees, 217 00:13:10,970 --> 00:13:12,302 hopefully you're getting our paychecks out tomorrow? 218 00:13:12,303 --> 00:13:13,720 Yep. Thanks. 219 00:13:13,721 --> 00:13:15,052 You okay? 220 00:13:15,053 --> 00:13:17,136 Yeah. I'm tired. 221 00:13:21,345 --> 00:13:22,822 Okay. 222 00:13:22,823 --> 00:13:24,845 We're here. 223 00:13:24,846 --> 00:13:26,553 Are you ready? 224 00:13:26,554 --> 00:13:28,011 Yep. Ready. Ready. 225 00:13:28,012 --> 00:13:29,136 Okay. 226 00:13:29,137 --> 00:13:30,960 Surprise! 227 00:13:32,225 --> 00:13:33,403 Where? 228 00:13:34,262 --> 00:13:36,428 I froze my eggs. 229 00:13:36,429 --> 00:13:37,969 They're in here. 230 00:13:37,970 --> 00:13:39,720 You want to see 'em up close? 231 00:13:39,721 --> 00:13:40,845 Oh, yes. 232 00:13:40,846 --> 00:13:42,929 Let me see my babies. 233 00:13:49,095 --> 00:13:51,011 Hi. 234 00:13:52,720 --> 00:13:54,511 All my life, 235 00:13:54,512 --> 00:13:56,678 all I ever wanted was to be a mother. 236 00:13:56,679 --> 00:13:58,916 But Randy was always so against it. 237 00:13:58,917 --> 00:14:00,595 Wouldn't even talk about it. 238 00:14:01,595 --> 00:14:03,011 But now I have you. 239 00:14:04,553 --> 00:14:06,511 You've given me a second chance. 240 00:14:06,512 --> 00:14:07,928 - I have? - Mm. 241 00:14:07,929 --> 00:14:09,886 Frank... 242 00:14:09,887 --> 00:14:12,553 would you fertilize my eggs? 243 00:14:12,554 --> 00:14:14,137 Are you kidding me? 244 00:14:15,470 --> 00:14:18,428 I would be honored to introduce my little Frankies 245 00:14:18,429 --> 00:14:19,969 to your little Ingrids. 246 00:14:19,970 --> 00:14:21,469 Oh, Frank. 247 00:14:21,470 --> 00:14:23,970 Thank you so much. 248 00:14:25,136 --> 00:14:26,886 But we never got a bill. 249 00:14:26,887 --> 00:14:29,177 No, I'm not still at 4503 Wolfcrest. 250 00:14:29,178 --> 00:14:31,220 That's my sister's old address. 251 00:14:32,929 --> 00:14:34,887 Oh, well, is that where you sent the bill? 252 00:14:36,804 --> 00:14:39,219 Okay, well, that makes sense. 253 00:14:39,220 --> 00:14:40,637 Thank you. 254 00:14:42,261 --> 00:14:43,886 Are you sure this is the right place? 255 00:14:43,887 --> 00:14:45,676 This is the address she gave me. 256 00:14:45,677 --> 00:14:47,302 Casa De Oro. 257 00:14:47,303 --> 00:14:49,595 Yep. This is the place. 258 00:14:57,220 --> 00:14:58,386 Can I help you? 259 00:14:58,387 --> 00:15:00,177 Yeah, uh, we're here to see May? 260 00:15:00,178 --> 00:15:02,260 Great, have a seat and I'll let her know you're here. 261 00:15:02,261 --> 00:15:03,387 Thank you. 262 00:15:05,011 --> 00:15:06,261 Excuse me. 263 00:15:18,637 --> 00:15:20,761 These remind me of my group home. 264 00:15:20,762 --> 00:15:22,864 Aw, they gave you candy? 265 00:15:23,698 --> 00:15:25,199 It was our supper. 266 00:15:47,981 --> 00:15:49,521 They look like runners. 267 00:15:49,522 --> 00:15:51,106 I bet they're on the track team or something. 268 00:15:53,053 --> 00:15:55,386 Do we get to name him after he's ours? 269 00:15:55,387 --> 00:15:56,720 I don't know. 270 00:15:57,931 --> 00:16:00,219 Little Kev. 271 00:16:00,220 --> 00:16:02,511 - Kevin Jr. - Hmm! 272 00:16:02,512 --> 00:16:05,094 KJ. Ooh, that's good. 273 00:16:05,095 --> 00:16:06,678 KJ Ball. 274 00:16:06,679 --> 00:16:09,154 KJ Ball? Are you kidding me? 275 00:16:10,361 --> 00:16:13,428 Sounds like a sports name if I ever heard one. 276 00:16:13,429 --> 00:16:15,209 God, I hope he plays baseball. 277 00:16:15,210 --> 00:16:16,469 What if he plays soccer? 278 00:16:16,470 --> 00:16:19,344 V, do not ruin this for me right now, okay? 279 00:16:21,178 --> 00:16:23,011 No one's playing soccer. 280 00:16:51,595 --> 00:16:52,678 Saucer on the counter. 281 00:16:52,679 --> 00:16:54,720 - Thanks. - Okay. 282 00:17:00,470 --> 00:17:02,512 Sweet Jesus. 283 00:17:04,178 --> 00:17:05,679 Hi. Pardon me. 284 00:17:06,762 --> 00:17:08,761 Ugh! 285 00:17:11,095 --> 00:17:12,302 Hey, not the sound you wanna hear 286 00:17:12,303 --> 00:17:13,177 when you're eating in a restaurant. 287 00:17:13,178 --> 00:17:14,594 What's up? 288 00:17:14,595 --> 00:17:16,761 Have you seen the gum under all the tables? 289 00:17:16,762 --> 00:17:19,219 - No. - It's disgusting. 290 00:17:19,220 --> 00:17:20,928 You know, what do you guys do? 291 00:17:20,929 --> 00:17:22,636 Make sure to chew gum on your way over? 292 00:17:22,637 --> 00:17:24,136 Like, "Going to Patsy's. 293 00:17:24,137 --> 00:17:25,518 Better chew some gum 294 00:17:25,519 --> 00:17:27,886 so I can shove it up under the tables?" 295 00:17:27,887 --> 00:17:29,553 Sorry. 296 00:17:30,174 --> 00:17:32,053 God. 297 00:17:34,512 --> 00:17:35,594 - Ugh. - She okay? 298 00:17:35,595 --> 00:17:37,636 I'm not sure. 299 00:17:37,637 --> 00:17:39,945 - She's acting kinda crazy. - Little bit. 300 00:17:45,387 --> 00:17:46,803 What'd they say? 301 00:17:46,804 --> 00:17:48,761 Two and a half months past due. 302 00:17:48,762 --> 00:17:51,219 - That's not that bad. - Not that bad? 303 00:17:51,220 --> 00:17:52,943 Do you not pay your bills or something? 304 00:17:52,944 --> 00:17:55,553 We don't use electricity. It's against the Koran. 305 00:17:55,554 --> 00:17:57,428 - Really? - No, it's a joke. 306 00:17:57,429 --> 00:17:59,803 You think Muslims don't believe in electricity? 307 00:17:59,804 --> 00:18:01,553 So they gonna turn the power back on or what? 308 00:18:01,554 --> 00:18:03,845 Yeah, once I pay them $800 309 00:18:03,846 --> 00:18:05,803 plus a reactivation fee 310 00:18:05,804 --> 00:18:07,594 plus a past due charge. 311 00:18:07,595 --> 00:18:09,553 Fuckers. That's extortion. 312 00:18:09,554 --> 00:18:11,386 Yeah, no shit. 313 00:18:11,387 --> 00:18:13,052 Would you like me to send a suicide bomber? 314 00:18:13,053 --> 00:18:14,678 Sweet of you to offer, 315 00:18:14,679 --> 00:18:16,773 but no, thanks. I think I'll just pay it. 316 00:18:16,774 --> 00:18:17,969 Suit yourself. 317 00:18:17,970 --> 00:18:19,594 None of the other bills have been paid either... 318 00:18:19,595 --> 00:18:21,392 gas, cable, water. 319 00:18:21,393 --> 00:18:24,929 Whoops. 320 00:18:31,387 --> 00:18:33,469 - Hey. - What's up, Tami? 321 00:18:33,470 --> 00:18:35,324 Boys. 322 00:18:36,013 --> 00:18:37,720 I found a cool apartment I want to show you. 323 00:18:37,721 --> 00:18:39,091 Wanna check it out? 324 00:18:39,092 --> 00:18:40,845 Uh... yeah, no, I would. 325 00:18:40,846 --> 00:18:43,260 I'm just, uh... you know, 326 00:18:43,261 --> 00:18:44,720 working. 327 00:18:44,721 --> 00:18:46,803 Well, you get a lunch break, don't you? 328 00:18:46,804 --> 00:18:50,147 Uh, no, not really. 329 00:18:50,148 --> 00:18:51,804 What the hell, Brad? 330 00:18:51,805 --> 00:18:54,018 You don't give your employees a lunch break? 331 00:18:54,019 --> 00:18:55,351 We got work to do. 332 00:18:55,352 --> 00:18:57,231 We kinda just eat whenever we can. 333 00:18:57,232 --> 00:18:58,720 What a dick. 334 00:18:58,721 --> 00:19:01,011 Hey, Gordon Ramsay, this isn't Hell's Kitchen. 335 00:19:01,012 --> 00:19:03,011 You know, people get lunch breaks. 336 00:19:03,012 --> 00:19:04,796 You should unionize. 337 00:19:04,797 --> 00:19:05,886 Really? 338 00:19:05,887 --> 00:19:07,803 Come on. Let's eat. 339 00:19:07,804 --> 00:19:09,845 He'll be back in an hour. 340 00:19:09,846 --> 00:19:11,343 It's your sister-in-law. 341 00:19:11,344 --> 00:19:13,569 Yeah, and he's a Brad. 342 00:19:16,887 --> 00:19:19,344 Now all we gotta do is wait. 343 00:19:19,345 --> 00:19:21,553 I can't believe nobody's ever thought of this. 344 00:19:21,554 --> 00:19:23,720 Yeah, you know, if these people can afford to pay for yoga, 345 00:19:23,721 --> 00:19:26,469 they can afford to pay me to rent a scooter. 346 00:19:29,512 --> 00:19:30,678 Uh... 347 00:19:30,679 --> 00:19:32,405 excuse me, um... 348 00:19:32,406 --> 00:19:34,804 I think you have my scooter in the back of your truck. 349 00:19:34,805 --> 00:19:37,294 Your scooter? Nah, these are public scooters. 350 00:19:37,295 --> 00:19:38,440 We gotta share 'em. 351 00:19:38,441 --> 00:19:40,533 Yeah, you're not sharing them. You're hogging them. 352 00:19:40,534 --> 00:19:41,845 Well, I'm happy to rent you one. 353 00:19:41,846 --> 00:19:43,261 - Ten bucks. - What? 354 00:19:43,262 --> 00:19:44,636 No, I... that... 355 00:19:44,637 --> 00:19:45,906 that's extortion. 356 00:19:45,907 --> 00:19:48,745 Technically it's racketeering, but sure. 357 00:19:48,746 --> 00:19:50,816 Okay. I'll call Better Business Bureau. 358 00:19:50,817 --> 00:19:52,776 Okay. Whatever the fuck that is. 359 00:19:52,777 --> 00:19:54,678 Come on. We need these to go get a boba. 360 00:19:54,679 --> 00:19:56,136 And I, for one, am not walking. 361 00:19:56,137 --> 00:19:57,416 Yeah, we're going to get boba. 362 00:19:57,417 --> 00:19:59,435 Well, maybe if you took a walk every once in a while, 363 00:19:59,436 --> 00:20:01,928 you wouldn't have to spend 25 bucks on yoga. 364 00:20:01,929 --> 00:20:04,418 I need a scooter, dude. I just did an hour of hot yoga. 365 00:20:04,419 --> 00:20:05,778 I don't know what to tell you, dude. 366 00:20:05,779 --> 00:20:07,886 - They're already on the truck. - Them's the rules. 367 00:20:07,887 --> 00:20:09,220 Fine. 368 00:20:11,595 --> 00:20:12,720 Ten bucks. 369 00:20:12,721 --> 00:20:14,257 - It's 15 now. - What? 370 00:20:14,258 --> 00:20:15,845 Yeah, 'cause you're ungrateful. 371 00:20:16,264 --> 00:20:17,991 You know what? This is such bullshit. 372 00:20:17,992 --> 00:20:19,745 This neighborhood's going to shit. 373 00:20:20,509 --> 00:20:22,384 Fuck this. I'm out. 374 00:20:23,595 --> 00:20:25,929 - Thank you for your business. - Mm. 375 00:20:32,827 --> 00:20:34,118 We good? 376 00:20:34,842 --> 00:20:36,425 So far. 377 00:20:38,558 --> 00:20:40,391 We're very excited. 378 00:20:42,178 --> 00:20:45,636 Need both of your initials everywhere there's a blank. 379 00:20:45,637 --> 00:20:47,428 Be right back. 380 00:20:53,178 --> 00:20:55,345 Oh, this is good. 381 00:21:15,516 --> 00:21:16,933 This is Santiago. 382 00:21:17,948 --> 00:21:19,803 Santiago... 383 00:21:19,804 --> 00:21:24,658 They are your new adoptive parents. 384 00:21:25,512 --> 00:21:27,136 Doesn't speak a word of English. 385 00:21:27,137 --> 00:21:28,596 - No problem. - Great. 386 00:21:28,597 --> 00:21:29,827 No problemo. 387 00:21:29,828 --> 00:21:31,720 He knows the national anthem, though. 388 00:21:33,220 --> 00:21:38,318 ? Oh, say, can you see ? 389 00:21:38,319 --> 00:21:41,872 ? By the dawn's early light ? 390 00:21:41,873 --> 00:21:43,803 That's beautiful. 391 00:21:43,804 --> 00:21:46,029 - ? What so proudly ? - This is gonna be so great. 392 00:21:46,030 --> 00:21:47,966 - ? We hailed ? - So great. 393 00:21:48,513 --> 00:21:49,636 Living area. 394 00:21:49,637 --> 00:21:52,615 Master bedroom. Stainless steel appliances. 395 00:21:52,616 --> 00:21:54,928 This place is huge. I don't need this much space. 396 00:21:54,929 --> 00:21:56,389 Hey, just look at it. 397 00:21:56,390 --> 00:21:58,302 See the outside? Your own private patio? 398 00:21:58,303 --> 00:22:00,553 - Yeah. - So you can smoke. 399 00:22:00,554 --> 00:22:03,678 Look, if I get an apartment, it's gonna be a studio. 400 00:22:03,679 --> 00:22:04,928 Fine. 401 00:22:04,929 --> 00:22:07,609 But I'm not fucking on some daybed next to a kitchenette. 402 00:22:07,610 --> 00:22:09,219 Why not? 403 00:22:09,220 --> 00:22:11,261 We also offer a large amount of community amenities... 404 00:22:11,262 --> 00:22:14,845 state-of-the-art gym, sauna, quartz crystal fire pit. 405 00:22:14,846 --> 00:22:16,302 What, like a grill? 406 00:22:16,303 --> 00:22:18,755 No, no, like, on our rooftop social area. 407 00:22:18,756 --> 00:22:20,511 We got a 50-inch outdoor fire pit. 408 00:22:20,512 --> 00:22:22,219 Good for hanging out with your friends during the winter. 409 00:22:22,220 --> 00:22:23,776 Drink some rosé. Chill. 410 00:22:23,777 --> 00:22:25,052 Why would I want to freeze outside 411 00:22:25,053 --> 00:22:26,371 when I could be inside? 412 00:22:26,372 --> 00:22:28,207 There's heat lamps, buddy. 413 00:22:28,720 --> 00:22:30,053 Okay. 414 00:22:36,136 --> 00:22:37,469 Yo, yo, yo. 415 00:22:37,470 --> 00:22:39,052 All right. 416 00:22:39,053 --> 00:22:40,511 I'm gonna tell you something. 417 00:22:40,512 --> 00:22:42,553 But when I tell you, don't look, all right? 418 00:22:42,554 --> 00:22:43,886 Okay. 419 00:22:44,428 --> 00:22:47,214 This guy has maybe the biggest dick I've ever seen. 420 00:22:48,015 --> 00:22:49,302 How do you know? 421 00:22:49,303 --> 00:22:50,678 It's bulging through his pants. 422 00:22:50,679 --> 00:22:52,177 It's like a fucking balloon animal. 423 00:22:52,178 --> 00:22:54,803 Don't look, though. Don't look. 424 00:22:54,804 --> 00:22:56,136 Whoa. 425 00:22:56,137 --> 00:22:59,886 - You like? - Dude. 426 00:22:59,887 --> 00:23:02,006 No way that's real. 427 00:23:02,007 --> 00:23:03,386 It's real. 428 00:23:04,263 --> 00:23:05,323 Bullshit. 429 00:23:05,324 --> 00:23:07,465 You seriously walk around 430 00:23:07,466 --> 00:23:09,845 with a giant rubber dildo in your pants? 431 00:23:09,846 --> 00:23:12,803 Come on. We gotta go. I can't live here, all right? 432 00:23:12,804 --> 00:23:14,818 - If you don't believe me... - Hey, no, we believe you, man. 433 00:23:14,819 --> 00:23:16,428 - We believe you, okay? - That's not real. 434 00:23:16,429 --> 00:23:17,761 - It's not. - Either way, 435 00:23:17,762 --> 00:23:19,177 I don't want that guy fixing my sink. 436 00:23:25,095 --> 00:23:26,511 Hey, champ. 437 00:23:26,512 --> 00:23:27,928 Need a scooter? 438 00:23:27,929 --> 00:23:29,108 Go to hell. 439 00:23:29,109 --> 00:23:30,511 We got one left. 440 00:23:30,512 --> 00:23:32,261 Yeah, man. You look exhausted. 441 00:23:32,262 --> 00:23:33,386 You know, you guys are assholes. 442 00:23:33,387 --> 00:23:35,661 Assholes with scooters. You want one? 443 00:23:35,662 --> 00:23:37,594 Do you really have nothing better to do? 444 00:23:37,595 --> 00:23:39,845 Hey, you're the one that's walking around in the middle of the day. 445 00:23:39,846 --> 00:23:42,428 Yeah, at least we're racketeering. 446 00:23:43,720 --> 00:23:46,011 We're still here. 447 00:23:49,278 --> 00:23:51,219 That was totally worth it. 448 00:23:51,220 --> 00:23:52,511 We should run over that fucker. 449 00:23:54,522 --> 00:23:56,107 Mr. Gallagher? 450 00:23:57,470 --> 00:23:59,302 There's a collection room around the corner, 451 00:23:59,303 --> 00:24:01,511 and this is for your semen collection. 452 00:24:01,512 --> 00:24:03,261 My semen collection. 453 00:24:03,262 --> 00:24:05,136 A new line of menswear. 454 00:24:05,137 --> 00:24:07,553 Peacoats. Captain's hats. 455 00:24:07,554 --> 00:24:09,886 Just get your stuff inside the cup. 456 00:24:09,887 --> 00:24:11,469 And make sure you wash and rinse your hands 457 00:24:11,470 --> 00:24:13,090 thoroughly beforehand. 458 00:24:13,091 --> 00:24:14,594 Things to look at? 459 00:24:14,595 --> 00:24:16,928 There will be some material in the restroom if you need it. 460 00:24:16,929 --> 00:24:18,637 Thank you. 461 00:24:20,136 --> 00:24:21,826 I'm going to the bank. 462 00:24:21,827 --> 00:24:23,264 What about gum patrol? 463 00:24:23,265 --> 00:24:25,602 Keep an eye. See you later. 464 00:24:27,178 --> 00:24:28,969 - My favorite customer. - What's up, Ilya? 465 00:24:28,970 --> 00:24:30,755 What is up? You know. 466 00:24:30,756 --> 00:24:32,177 Living American dream. 467 00:24:32,178 --> 00:24:34,678 - Huh. - My own store. What can I say? 468 00:24:34,679 --> 00:24:37,149 Yeah. Can I get a half pint of Stoli, 469 00:24:37,150 --> 00:24:39,428 Marlboro Silvers, and a... 470 00:24:39,429 --> 00:24:41,553 scratcher, please? The crossword one. 471 00:24:41,554 --> 00:24:42,761 Russian lunch. 472 00:24:42,762 --> 00:24:44,011 Yeah. 473 00:24:44,012 --> 00:24:45,428 No. That's joke. 474 00:24:45,429 --> 00:24:48,428 Not really Russian lunch. We like many foods. 475 00:24:48,429 --> 00:24:49,930 Do you need matches? 476 00:24:49,931 --> 00:24:52,419 No. Nobody ever needs matches. 477 00:24:52,420 --> 00:24:54,600 If you say so. That's twenty-eight. 478 00:24:54,601 --> 00:24:56,845 Here's your change. See you tomorrow. 479 00:24:56,846 --> 00:24:58,345 You bet. 480 00:25:07,637 --> 00:25:10,803 - That was quick. - Here's the thing. 481 00:25:10,804 --> 00:25:13,177 That material, as you call it, is subpar. 482 00:25:13,178 --> 00:25:14,594 It's from the '70s. 483 00:25:14,595 --> 00:25:17,261 It's on videotape, for Christ's sake. 484 00:25:17,262 --> 00:25:18,761 The women have pubic hair. 485 00:25:18,762 --> 00:25:20,880 I feel like I'm watching my parents have sex. 486 00:25:20,881 --> 00:25:22,886 It actually made me sad. 487 00:25:22,887 --> 00:25:25,302 So needless to say, my cup is empty, 488 00:25:25,303 --> 00:25:26,886 as is my desire. 489 00:25:26,887 --> 00:25:29,553 Do you have anything else? Something... 490 00:25:29,554 --> 00:25:31,011 from the early '90s? 491 00:25:31,012 --> 00:25:32,344 Some Nina Hartley? 492 00:25:32,345 --> 00:25:34,011 Racquel Darrian, perhaps? 493 00:25:34,012 --> 00:25:35,993 - Sorry. - What about crazy? 494 00:25:36,804 --> 00:25:40,115 You got any videos of crazy people having sex? 495 00:25:40,116 --> 00:25:41,969 No, sir. That's all we have. 496 00:25:41,970 --> 00:25:44,803 Okay. Work with me here. What about my girlfriend? 497 00:25:44,804 --> 00:25:46,845 Could I bring Ingrid in to help me 498 00:25:46,846 --> 00:25:49,219 bust a-a collection? 499 00:25:49,220 --> 00:25:51,720 That would be fine, but you both need to 500 00:25:51,721 --> 00:25:55,052 thoroughly, thoroughly wash and rinse your hands. 501 00:25:55,053 --> 00:25:57,052 And saliva and/or lubricant are prohibited, 502 00:25:57,053 --> 00:25:58,629 as they will pollute the sample. 503 00:25:59,345 --> 00:26:00,761 Fine. 504 00:26:00,762 --> 00:26:02,219 Thank you, Dawn. 505 00:26:02,669 --> 00:26:04,271 I'm off to Spunkytown. 506 00:26:07,637 --> 00:26:09,761 Why are we looking at apartments? 507 00:26:09,762 --> 00:26:11,886 Uh, 'cause you still live with your brothers and sisters 508 00:26:11,887 --> 00:26:13,092 in a sad house? 509 00:26:13,093 --> 00:26:14,302 So? 510 00:26:14,303 --> 00:26:16,011 You live with two bitches and Byron. 511 00:26:16,012 --> 00:26:18,094 - Is that better? - No, it's not. 512 00:26:18,095 --> 00:26:19,678 That's why you need a place. 513 00:26:19,679 --> 00:26:21,511 What, you want to move in together? 514 00:26:21,512 --> 00:26:23,720 No, in your dreams. 515 00:26:23,721 --> 00:26:25,720 No, all I'm saying is, one of us 516 00:26:25,721 --> 00:26:27,428 needs to have an apartment so that we have a fuck pad. 517 00:26:27,429 --> 00:26:30,169 So man up. Get your own place. 518 00:26:30,170 --> 00:26:31,553 Why don't you get your own place? 519 00:26:31,554 --> 00:26:33,261 I can't. My name's on the lease. 520 00:26:33,262 --> 00:26:35,469 - Those bitches sublet. - All right, well, I can't either. 521 00:26:35,470 --> 00:26:36,863 You know, I don't have your life... 522 00:26:36,864 --> 00:26:39,761 single-origin coffee, spin class, Murphy's Bleachers... 523 00:26:39,762 --> 00:26:41,761 - I live in West Town. - So what? 524 00:26:41,762 --> 00:26:43,636 So you hate staying at my apartment. 525 00:26:43,637 --> 00:26:44,761 I hate sleeping at your place. 526 00:26:44,762 --> 00:26:46,240 We gotta figure something out. 527 00:26:47,762 --> 00:26:49,100 All right, you know, I've been thinking about 528 00:26:49,101 --> 00:26:50,559 turning our basement into a bedroom. 529 00:26:50,560 --> 00:26:51,928 Okay, is it nice? 530 00:26:51,929 --> 00:26:53,886 No, but it could work. 531 00:26:53,887 --> 00:26:55,219 All right. 532 00:26:55,220 --> 00:26:58,678 We just... we gotta figure something out before I murder Byron. 533 00:26:58,679 --> 00:27:00,177 Guy's a vegetarian. 534 00:27:00,178 --> 00:27:03,052 - He wears pajamas. - That guy's an asshole. 535 00:27:03,053 --> 00:27:04,928 Also, we used to date. 536 00:27:04,929 --> 00:27:06,634 What? How? 537 00:27:06,635 --> 00:27:08,219 I was experimenting, okay? 538 00:27:08,220 --> 00:27:11,093 Instead of a lesbian, I chose Byron. 539 00:27:11,094 --> 00:27:14,136 - Oh, Jesus. - Ugh, I know. Blegh. 540 00:27:14,137 --> 00:27:15,761 Look. 541 00:27:15,762 --> 00:27:18,323 I'm not getting an apartment right now, but, uh, 542 00:27:18,324 --> 00:27:19,761 let's stay at my house tonight 543 00:27:19,762 --> 00:27:21,428 and we'll see if the basement'll work. 544 00:27:21,429 --> 00:27:22,751 Fine. 545 00:27:22,752 --> 00:27:24,886 Okay, but If I'm staying in that dump, 546 00:27:24,887 --> 00:27:26,594 we gotta make some changes. 547 00:27:26,595 --> 00:27:27,678 All right. 548 00:27:27,679 --> 00:27:28,761 What are you getting here? 549 00:27:28,762 --> 00:27:30,553 Uh, Chicago dog. 550 00:27:30,554 --> 00:27:32,178 Cool. Get me one too. 551 00:27:33,136 --> 00:27:34,678 Hey, everyone. 552 00:27:34,679 --> 00:27:37,933 I'd like you to meet our son, Santiago. 553 00:27:37,934 --> 00:27:39,621 Santiago... 554 00:27:40,161 --> 00:27:41,603 these people. 555 00:27:41,604 --> 00:27:42,797 - Cheers. - Welcome. 556 00:27:42,798 --> 00:27:44,803 - Hi. - Does he speak English? 557 00:27:44,804 --> 00:27:46,803 Uh, no. But he sings it. 558 00:27:46,804 --> 00:27:48,969 He knows how to sing "The Star-Spangled Banner." 559 00:27:48,970 --> 00:27:50,553 ? Oh, say ? 560 00:27:50,554 --> 00:27:53,928 - Sorry. - ? Can you see ? 561 00:27:53,929 --> 00:27:55,594 ? By the dawn's early light ? 562 00:27:55,595 --> 00:27:57,553 He really, really loves this song. 563 00:27:57,554 --> 00:27:59,177 Yeah, sang it all the way home. 564 00:27:59,178 --> 00:28:02,594 ? What so proudly we hailed ? 565 00:28:02,595 --> 00:28:07,052 ? At the twilight's last gleaming ? 566 00:28:07,053 --> 00:28:11,219 ? Whose broad stripes and bright stars ? 567 00:28:11,220 --> 00:28:15,803 ? Through the perilous fight ? 568 00:28:15,804 --> 00:28:19,511 ? O'er the ramparts we watched ? 569 00:28:19,512 --> 00:28:23,969 ? Were so gallantly streaming ? 570 00:28:23,970 --> 00:28:28,803 ? Oh, say, does that star-spangled ? 571 00:28:28,804 --> 00:28:33,720 ? Banner yet wave ? 572 00:28:33,721 --> 00:28:35,553 ? O'er the land ? 573 00:28:35,554 --> 00:28:39,386 ? Of the free ? 574 00:28:39,387 --> 00:28:41,907 ? And the home ? 575 00:28:41,908 --> 00:28:44,177 ? Of the ? 576 00:28:44,178 --> 00:28:48,344 ? Brave ? 577 00:28:53,136 --> 00:28:54,928 Hey, Tommy, you know Spanish, right? 578 00:28:54,929 --> 00:28:56,664 From your job sites and shit? 579 00:28:56,665 --> 00:28:58,011 Yeah, a little bit. 580 00:28:58,012 --> 00:29:00,011 Can you talk to Santiago for us? 581 00:29:00,012 --> 00:29:01,803 - Sure. - Thanks, man. 582 00:29:01,804 --> 00:29:03,283 Santiago. 583 00:29:05,929 --> 00:29:08,179 Andale. Trabajo. 584 00:29:08,180 --> 00:29:09,506 Vámonos. 585 00:29:12,095 --> 00:29:13,302 Really? 586 00:29:13,303 --> 00:29:14,887 Sorry, that's all I know. 587 00:29:16,178 --> 00:29:18,177 You little spaceman. 588 00:29:18,178 --> 00:29:20,256 You dirty little astronaut. 589 00:29:20,257 --> 00:29:21,261 Ouch. 590 00:29:21,262 --> 00:29:22,886 Where's your rocket, bitch? 591 00:29:22,887 --> 00:29:24,553 Okay, yeah, yeah. 592 00:29:24,554 --> 00:29:26,302 - Ooh! - Yeah, there we go. 593 00:29:26,303 --> 00:29:28,136 - There, we see it now. - That worked. 594 00:29:28,137 --> 00:29:29,344 - Yeah. Oh, Houston. - Okay. Okay. 595 00:29:29,345 --> 00:29:30,886 Houston, we have liftoff. 596 00:29:30,887 --> 00:29:33,052 That's right. There we go now. 597 00:29:33,053 --> 00:29:34,520 - Look at that. - You're gonna go. 598 00:29:34,521 --> 00:29:35,860 - Get the bottle! - I got it! I got it! 599 00:29:35,861 --> 00:29:37,511 - I got it. - Okay. 600 00:29:37,512 --> 00:29:39,302 Blastoff! 601 00:29:39,303 --> 00:29:41,344 Mm. 602 00:29:41,345 --> 00:29:44,761 I recently lost my father to a skydiving accident. 603 00:29:44,762 --> 00:29:47,219 The propeller. I can't talk about it. 604 00:29:47,220 --> 00:29:48,636 He was all I had. 605 00:29:48,637 --> 00:29:50,077 If you take away my cable, 606 00:29:50,078 --> 00:29:51,845 oh, I might have to hang myself. 607 00:29:51,846 --> 00:29:53,261 You're evil. 608 00:29:58,679 --> 00:30:00,219 Hey, Carpool. 609 00:30:05,804 --> 00:30:09,011 Fucking Max Whitford. 610 00:30:10,929 --> 00:30:13,261 It's a hell of a view. 611 00:30:13,262 --> 00:30:14,470 Yeah. 612 00:30:19,387 --> 00:30:20,886 You know what I love 613 00:30:20,887 --> 00:30:22,595 about afternoon? 614 00:30:24,136 --> 00:30:27,177 Evening is just around the corner. 615 00:30:27,178 --> 00:30:28,637 Happy hour. 616 00:30:30,136 --> 00:30:32,219 Everybody's in a good mood. 617 00:30:32,220 --> 00:30:34,778 And then right after that, nighttime. 618 00:30:35,869 --> 00:30:38,369 You get to celebrate the end of another day. 619 00:30:44,970 --> 00:30:46,786 So how'd you wind up here? 620 00:30:47,762 --> 00:30:49,887 - You mean homeless? - Mm-hmm. 621 00:30:52,380 --> 00:30:54,296 I was a music producer. 622 00:30:57,845 --> 00:30:59,594 - No shit, really? - Yeah. 623 00:30:59,941 --> 00:31:02,399 Big-time. Jazz. 624 00:31:03,502 --> 00:31:04,544 What happened? 625 00:31:05,758 --> 00:31:08,382 MP3s killed the industry. 626 00:31:12,970 --> 00:31:13,990 Hey. 627 00:31:34,887 --> 00:31:36,678 Hey, I won two bucks. 628 00:31:36,679 --> 00:31:38,344 No shit. 629 00:31:38,345 --> 00:31:39,678 Awesome. 630 00:31:49,137 --> 00:31:50,886 Hi. 631 00:31:50,887 --> 00:31:52,947 Unfortunately I can only pay half right now. 632 00:31:52,948 --> 00:31:54,886 But please don't turn off my gas. 633 00:31:54,887 --> 00:31:56,469 It's the only way I can heat up the MREs 634 00:31:56,470 --> 00:31:58,177 my husband sends me from Yemen 635 00:31:58,178 --> 00:31:59,595 for our daughter. 636 00:32:01,095 --> 00:32:02,594 Actually, I was hoping you could give me a break 637 00:32:02,595 --> 00:32:04,219 on the late fees. 638 00:32:04,220 --> 00:32:07,219 You see, I was recently diagnosed with... 639 00:32:07,220 --> 00:32:09,011 I don't want to bore you with the details. 640 00:32:09,012 --> 00:32:11,053 But I only have a few months left to live. 641 00:32:11,054 --> 00:32:12,428 As a proud organ donor, 642 00:32:12,429 --> 00:32:15,636 all of these will be up for grabs pretty soon. 643 00:32:15,637 --> 00:32:17,189 Except for the colon. 644 00:32:18,012 --> 00:32:19,678 Not the colon. 645 00:32:22,012 --> 00:32:23,553 All right, we have the results back 646 00:32:23,554 --> 00:32:25,219 from your sperm analysis. 647 00:32:25,220 --> 00:32:27,553 Fantastic. Wait, I want Ingrid to-to hear this. 648 00:32:27,554 --> 00:32:28,761 Uh, uh, I-I wouldn't. 649 00:32:28,762 --> 00:32:30,678 I-I'm afraid your motility score, 650 00:32:30,679 --> 00:32:33,149 which is the percentage of sperm that are moving, 651 00:32:33,150 --> 00:32:35,469 is very low. In fact, 652 00:32:35,470 --> 00:32:38,553 you had only one motile sperm. 653 00:32:38,554 --> 00:32:41,296 What? How is that possible? 654 00:32:42,262 --> 00:32:44,261 - One. - Bet it's a fighter, though. 655 00:32:44,262 --> 00:32:46,219 - Right? - He's barely moving. 656 00:32:46,220 --> 00:32:47,969 You also have a very low concentration 657 00:32:47,970 --> 00:32:49,845 of sperm in your semen. 658 00:32:49,846 --> 00:32:52,136 Are-are you sure you tested the right sperm? 659 00:32:52,137 --> 00:32:54,428 I'm as fertile as a bumblebee. 660 00:32:54,429 --> 00:32:57,136 I got six ungrateful kids to prove it. 661 00:32:57,137 --> 00:32:59,225 Well, take a look. 662 00:33:00,512 --> 00:33:02,052 Is this slow motion? 663 00:33:02,053 --> 00:33:05,344 I wish. The rest are dead. 664 00:33:05,345 --> 00:33:06,594 Look at him. 665 00:33:06,595 --> 00:33:08,067 Jesus. 666 00:33:08,068 --> 00:33:10,736 Poor little bastard has no idea. 667 00:33:12,387 --> 00:33:14,408 Are you currently taking any medications? 668 00:33:14,409 --> 00:33:15,428 Well... 669 00:33:15,429 --> 00:33:18,428 y-yeah, there's the anti-rejection medication 670 00:33:18,429 --> 00:33:20,720 I take for my liver transplant. 671 00:33:20,721 --> 00:33:23,335 The occasional random pharmaceutical. 672 00:33:24,303 --> 00:33:27,210 That could be affecting your motility and concentration. 673 00:33:27,211 --> 00:33:28,511 Uh, sometimes prescriptions 674 00:33:28,512 --> 00:33:31,344 can negatively affect the sperm count. 675 00:33:31,345 --> 00:33:33,094 I'm sorry, but we won't be able 676 00:33:33,095 --> 00:33:34,803 to successfully fertilize 677 00:33:34,804 --> 00:33:36,887 Ingrid's eggs with your sperm. 678 00:33:39,345 --> 00:33:40,886 Can I have another chance? 679 00:33:40,887 --> 00:33:42,511 I-I really think they were lethargic 680 00:33:42,512 --> 00:33:44,219 because of the sterile environment. 681 00:33:44,220 --> 00:33:46,118 If I could do it at home 682 00:33:46,119 --> 00:33:48,219 with some decent visual aids, 683 00:33:48,220 --> 00:33:50,511 I think you'd really see what my boys can do. 684 00:33:55,929 --> 00:33:57,469 Take the cup. 685 00:33:57,470 --> 00:33:59,754 But we need the specimen back within two hours 686 00:33:59,755 --> 00:34:00,974 of it exiting the body. 687 00:34:00,975 --> 00:34:02,136 And it needs to be kept warm, 688 00:34:02,137 --> 00:34:03,969 so keep it close to the body. 689 00:34:03,970 --> 00:34:05,969 And please don't use any condoms or lubricant, 690 00:34:05,970 --> 00:34:08,052 as those negatively affect the sample. 691 00:34:08,053 --> 00:34:09,720 No condoms. No lube. 692 00:34:09,721 --> 00:34:11,220 Two hours. Got it. 693 00:34:13,804 --> 00:34:16,219 What'd she say? Tell me. 694 00:34:16,220 --> 00:34:18,769 - It's all good news. - Really? That's great. 695 00:34:18,770 --> 00:34:21,823 But they-they're not gonna fertilize the eggs just yet. 696 00:34:21,824 --> 00:34:22,866 Why not? 697 00:34:22,867 --> 00:34:24,728 They-they just want to observe the sperm 698 00:34:24,729 --> 00:34:25,845 for a couple hours, you know, 699 00:34:25,846 --> 00:34:27,553 so they can select the strongest swimmers. 700 00:34:27,554 --> 00:34:30,511 So I was gonna pop out and run a few quick errands. 701 00:34:30,512 --> 00:34:31,969 Perfect. 702 00:34:31,970 --> 00:34:33,928 I'm so happy. 703 00:34:33,929 --> 00:34:35,636 Hey, I left my debit card at home. 704 00:34:35,637 --> 00:34:37,511 Could you spot me some walking-around money? 705 00:34:37,512 --> 00:34:38,573 I'll pay you back. 706 00:34:38,574 --> 00:34:40,572 Oh, sure. 707 00:34:40,573 --> 00:34:41,969 Of course. Here you go. 708 00:34:41,970 --> 00:34:43,845 - You're perfect. - Mm. 709 00:34:45,345 --> 00:34:47,365 - Thanks for driving. - No problem. 710 00:34:47,366 --> 00:34:49,428 There she is. 711 00:34:49,429 --> 00:34:51,094 Hi. 712 00:34:51,095 --> 00:34:53,219 Hi, pretty girl. 713 00:34:53,220 --> 00:34:56,553 Did you miss me? 714 00:34:56,554 --> 00:34:58,803 Do you remember Farhad? 715 00:34:58,804 --> 00:35:00,163 Say, "Hi, Farhad." 716 00:35:00,164 --> 00:35:02,136 - Beer? - Yes. 717 00:35:06,595 --> 00:35:07,761 Thanks. 718 00:35:07,762 --> 00:35:09,623 Jesus, why is it so cold? 719 00:35:09,624 --> 00:35:11,052 Beer doesn't need to be cold. 720 00:35:11,053 --> 00:35:12,636 It's delicious enough as it is. 721 00:35:12,637 --> 00:35:14,395 Five? What the fuck? 722 00:35:14,396 --> 00:35:15,886 Carl! 723 00:35:15,887 --> 00:35:17,537 What? What? 724 00:35:17,538 --> 00:35:19,762 Could you come to the kitchen, please? 725 00:35:21,470 --> 00:35:23,553 Sorry, didn't mean to interrupt nap time. 726 00:35:23,554 --> 00:35:25,636 No. It woke us up when the power came back on. 727 00:35:25,637 --> 00:35:26,803 Scared the shit out of us. 728 00:35:26,804 --> 00:35:28,219 Yeah, you're welcome. 729 00:35:28,220 --> 00:35:29,720 I took care of the bills, by the way. 730 00:35:29,721 --> 00:35:30,845 Cost 1,700 bucks. 731 00:35:30,846 --> 00:35:32,645 - Damn. - Yeah. 732 00:35:32,646 --> 00:35:34,136 You can pay me back. 733 00:35:34,137 --> 00:35:35,678 I've been giving Fiona money for the bills. 734 00:35:35,679 --> 00:35:38,094 So has Lip. She just hasn't been paying them. 735 00:35:38,095 --> 00:35:39,649 Just because Lip and I both have jobs 736 00:35:39,650 --> 00:35:41,636 doesn't mean we're gonna be paying for everything now. 737 00:35:41,637 --> 00:35:42,886 Especially now that Ian is in prison 738 00:35:42,887 --> 00:35:44,803 and Frank is Frank. 739 00:35:44,804 --> 00:35:46,186 So... 740 00:35:47,012 --> 00:35:49,011 the squirrel fund is back. 741 00:35:49,012 --> 00:35:50,428 Everyone needs to step up. 742 00:35:50,429 --> 00:35:51,678 Damn. 743 00:35:51,679 --> 00:35:53,402 Debbie has the con. 744 00:35:57,053 --> 00:35:58,636 He is a hard worker. 745 00:35:58,637 --> 00:36:00,011 Yeah, thanks a lot, Tommy. 746 00:36:00,012 --> 00:36:01,761 Now I can't get him to stop. 747 00:36:01,762 --> 00:36:02,928 Hey, can I borrow him? 748 00:36:02,929 --> 00:36:05,052 My mom's yard looks like shit. 749 00:36:05,053 --> 00:36:06,929 Did-did he come with a leaf blower? 750 00:36:08,804 --> 00:36:10,428 Santiago. 751 00:36:11,136 --> 00:36:12,261 Baseball? 752 00:36:20,553 --> 00:36:23,219 Good catch, buddy. Toss it back to me now. 753 00:36:32,721 --> 00:36:34,052 Kid brought the heat. 754 00:36:34,053 --> 00:36:35,720 Oh, my God, he's got a cannon. 755 00:36:35,721 --> 00:36:37,803 This is gonna be the best summer ever. 756 00:36:37,804 --> 00:36:39,594 I am so proud of you. 757 00:36:41,554 --> 00:36:43,969 You remember Mrs. Hernandez from the dry cleaners'? 758 00:36:43,970 --> 00:36:45,094 Of course. How you doing, Mrs. Hernandez? 759 00:36:45,095 --> 00:36:46,508 I'm fine, thank you. 760 00:36:46,509 --> 00:36:50,219 Mrs. Hernandez, this is Santiago, the boy I was telling you about. 761 00:36:50,220 --> 00:36:52,553 Mrs. Hernandez, we were wondering, though, 762 00:36:52,554 --> 00:36:54,696 if you could ask some questions of Santiago for us. 763 00:36:54,697 --> 00:36:55,720 His favorite snacks. 764 00:36:55,721 --> 00:36:57,636 - His favorite movies. - Favorite toys. 765 00:36:57,637 --> 00:36:59,649 Okay. 766 00:36:59,650 --> 00:37:00,692 Hola. 767 00:37:00,693 --> 00:37:02,991 _ 768 00:37:03,039 --> 00:37:04,206 _ 769 00:37:04,279 --> 00:37:06,306 _ 770 00:37:06,639 --> 00:37:08,305 _ 771 00:37:08,414 --> 00:37:11,713 _ 772 00:37:11,960 --> 00:37:14,122 _ 773 00:37:14,750 --> 00:37:16,423 _ 774 00:37:16,704 --> 00:37:19,986 _ 775 00:37:20,096 --> 00:37:21,419 _ 776 00:37:22,079 --> 00:37:23,886 _ 777 00:37:24,012 --> 00:37:24,948 _ 778 00:37:25,032 --> 00:37:26,265 _ 779 00:37:26,358 --> 00:37:28,726 _ 780 00:37:29,357 --> 00:37:32,272 _ 781 00:37:32,612 --> 00:37:35,294 _ 782 00:37:35,595 --> 00:37:37,447 Ask him if he knows how to throw a changeup. 783 00:37:38,429 --> 00:37:41,594 He crossed the border with his father and sister. 784 00:37:41,897 --> 00:37:44,886 They were looking for asylum, but they got separated. 785 00:37:44,887 --> 00:37:46,720 And now he doesn't know where they are. 786 00:37:46,721 --> 00:37:47,841 Hmm. 787 00:37:48,345 --> 00:37:50,678 Wait, he has family here? 788 00:37:50,679 --> 00:37:52,765 They come here 'cause they're afraid to be killed. 789 00:37:54,011 --> 00:37:55,448 Well, he's ours now. 790 00:37:55,449 --> 00:37:57,149 We signed the paperwork. 791 00:37:57,150 --> 00:37:58,643 And I love him. 792 00:37:59,026 --> 00:38:00,953 We can't keep this kid. 793 00:38:01,387 --> 00:38:03,045 Yes, we can. He has an amazing arm. 794 00:38:03,046 --> 00:38:04,720 He has a family. 795 00:38:10,929 --> 00:38:13,219 Mmm. Damn. 796 00:38:13,220 --> 00:38:15,803 These are tasty. 797 00:38:15,804 --> 00:38:19,307 All we ever had at my house was trail mix and oranges. 798 00:38:19,308 --> 00:38:20,600 Can I have another beer? 799 00:38:20,601 --> 00:38:22,185 Yeah, sure. 800 00:38:27,053 --> 00:38:28,469 Damn. Why are these warm? 801 00:38:28,470 --> 00:38:31,345 One? It's supposed to be at five. 802 00:38:35,804 --> 00:38:37,177 What the fuck? 803 00:38:37,178 --> 00:38:38,928 You know, I got the GPS out of this thing, 804 00:38:38,929 --> 00:38:41,177 but it still won't work. 805 00:38:41,178 --> 00:38:43,344 Hmm. Wait, hold on a second. 806 00:38:43,345 --> 00:38:45,011 - What's up? - Their website says 807 00:38:45,012 --> 00:38:46,469 that if you recharge the scooters, 808 00:38:46,470 --> 00:38:48,428 - they'll pay you. - How much? 809 00:38:48,429 --> 00:38:49,845 Uh, between five and 20 a scooter? 810 00:38:49,846 --> 00:38:51,594 - Per scooter? - What? 811 00:38:51,595 --> 00:38:53,094 - Holy shit. - All you gotta do is sign up. 812 00:38:53,095 --> 00:38:55,302 And find a bunch of them bitches, though. 813 00:38:55,303 --> 00:38:56,877 I can help you. 814 00:38:58,012 --> 00:38:59,345 How you two doing? 815 00:39:00,442 --> 00:39:01,552 Fine. 816 00:39:01,553 --> 00:39:02,741 Yeah? 817 00:39:03,303 --> 00:39:04,761 How 'bout you? How you doing? 818 00:39:04,762 --> 00:39:05,824 Great. 819 00:39:05,825 --> 00:39:07,011 Uh-huh. 820 00:39:07,012 --> 00:39:08,387 Okay. 821 00:39:10,178 --> 00:39:12,220 Hey, could I talk to you upstairs? 822 00:39:14,095 --> 00:39:15,178 I'll be right back. 823 00:39:18,512 --> 00:39:20,011 All right, what do you want, Frank? 824 00:39:20,012 --> 00:39:21,188 Kelly seems nice. 825 00:39:21,189 --> 00:39:22,636 A little sad. 826 00:39:22,637 --> 00:39:23,886 Yeah, well, she's not sad. 827 00:39:23,887 --> 00:39:24,949 No, no, no, no, no, no. 828 00:39:24,950 --> 00:39:26,803 I recognize that vacant stare. 829 00:39:26,804 --> 00:39:29,052 I've known a lot of women, Carl. 830 00:39:29,053 --> 00:39:30,678 And that woman is not getting what she wants in bed. 831 00:39:30,679 --> 00:39:31,886 Shut up, Frank. 832 00:39:31,887 --> 00:39:33,969 You know what it is. She wants sex. 833 00:39:33,970 --> 00:39:35,969 Ten times a day. 834 00:39:35,970 --> 00:39:37,553 Not fucking snack time. 835 00:39:37,554 --> 00:39:38,838 Act like a Gallagher, for the love of God. 836 00:39:38,839 --> 00:39:40,428 Okay, I can have sex anytime, anywhere. 837 00:39:40,429 --> 00:39:41,553 Oh, bullshit. 838 00:39:41,554 --> 00:39:43,130 I got 20 bucks that says 839 00:39:43,131 --> 00:39:44,344 you can't go in that bathroom... 840 00:39:44,345 --> 00:39:45,616 That's a hundred. 841 00:39:46,679 --> 00:39:48,119 Holy crap. 842 00:39:49,387 --> 00:39:51,553 Well, 20 of it says 843 00:39:51,554 --> 00:39:53,678 you can't go in that bathroom right now 844 00:39:53,679 --> 00:39:55,678 and rub one out in under three minutes. 845 00:39:55,679 --> 00:39:57,094 I'm trying to help you. 846 00:39:57,095 --> 00:39:59,636 If that woman downstairs yells, "Jump," 847 00:39:59,637 --> 00:40:02,511 you better answer, "How hard?" 848 00:40:02,512 --> 00:40:03,969 Make it a hundred. 849 00:40:03,970 --> 00:40:05,969 No. The bet's 20. 850 00:40:05,970 --> 00:40:07,720 No, wait. Fine. Fine. 851 00:40:07,721 --> 00:40:09,261 Fine. Okay. Fine. 852 00:40:09,262 --> 00:40:11,695 It's all right. Jesus Christ. 853 00:40:12,488 --> 00:40:14,011 A hundred. 854 00:40:14,012 --> 00:40:17,036 - What the fuck is that? - I gotta have proof. 855 00:40:17,037 --> 00:40:19,788 You want me to come in there with you and watch? 856 00:40:24,262 --> 00:40:25,845 Under three minutes. 857 00:40:25,846 --> 00:40:28,136 - No lube, no saliva. - No problem. 858 00:40:30,908 --> 00:40:32,545 Hey, Carl. Remember the time 859 00:40:32,546 --> 00:40:34,928 we walked in on Aunt Ginger and saw her tits? 860 00:40:34,929 --> 00:40:36,821 Hey, Frank. Shut the fuck up. 861 00:40:36,822 --> 00:40:38,378 Were they something? 862 00:40:38,970 --> 00:40:42,553 Been watching this thing on the, uh, nature channel 863 00:40:42,554 --> 00:40:44,094 about hippopotamuses, their balls... 864 00:40:44,095 --> 00:40:45,594 All right, all right. That's just cheating. 865 00:40:45,595 --> 00:40:48,511 Their dicks are about two feet long. 866 00:40:48,512 --> 00:40:49,886 Sorta pink. 867 00:40:49,887 --> 00:40:52,094 Slimy pink things. 868 00:40:52,095 --> 00:40:54,094 Big bulbous head on it. 869 00:41:14,262 --> 00:41:16,386 Ladies and gentlemen, if I can... 870 00:41:16,387 --> 00:41:17,928 have your attention, please. 871 00:41:20,053 --> 00:41:22,386 This is a jar 872 00:41:22,387 --> 00:41:24,177 full of gum 873 00:41:24,178 --> 00:41:25,553 from under the tables. 874 00:41:25,554 --> 00:41:27,414 Yeah. Yummy. 875 00:41:27,415 --> 00:41:29,386 Is this a reprimand? 876 00:41:29,387 --> 00:41:30,761 No. 877 00:41:30,762 --> 00:41:32,594 I'm a fun person. 878 00:41:32,595 --> 00:41:35,344 I like to have fun. So... 879 00:41:35,345 --> 00:41:38,219 whoever can correctly guess how many pieces of chewing gum 880 00:41:38,220 --> 00:41:42,344 are in this jar wins a 12-pack. 881 00:41:42,345 --> 00:41:44,219 We will pass the jar around. 882 00:41:44,220 --> 00:41:45,469 You can write down your guesses 883 00:41:45,470 --> 00:41:47,011 and hand 'em in to your server. 884 00:41:50,762 --> 00:41:53,052 An 11-pack. 885 00:42:45,012 --> 00:42:46,636 You could get another shift tomorrow night, maybe. 886 00:42:46,637 --> 00:42:47,720 - I hope so. - Hey, Debs. 887 00:42:47,721 --> 00:42:51,177 - Hi. - All right... 888 00:42:51,178 --> 00:42:52,928 - There you go. - Thanks. 889 00:42:52,929 --> 00:42:54,720 Yeah, I can get you more if you need, all right? 890 00:42:54,721 --> 00:42:55,928 - What's up, Farhad? - What's up, man? 891 00:42:55,929 --> 00:42:57,928 - This is Farhad. - Don't-care-had. 892 00:42:57,929 --> 00:43:00,594 Nice to meet you. And I'm going home. 893 00:43:00,595 --> 00:43:01,845 All right, I'll see you later. 894 00:43:01,846 --> 00:43:03,679 - Thanks, Debs. - See you guys. 895 00:43:10,136 --> 00:43:12,302 Huh. 896 00:43:12,303 --> 00:43:14,219 So what do you think? 897 00:43:14,220 --> 00:43:16,469 I mean, this could work, right? 898 00:43:16,470 --> 00:43:17,948 You know, when you said basement, 899 00:43:17,949 --> 00:43:20,094 I was like, "The only people who live in basements 900 00:43:20,095 --> 00:43:22,969 are serial killers or 14-year-olds." 901 00:43:22,970 --> 00:43:25,052 This is way worse. 902 00:43:25,053 --> 00:43:26,928 Smells like something died down here. 903 00:43:27,402 --> 00:43:29,347 Oh, yeah. Lots of things died down here. 904 00:43:30,408 --> 00:43:32,867 Were they babies? 905 00:43:34,387 --> 00:43:36,136 No. Dogs. 906 00:43:36,137 --> 00:43:38,006 Ah. 907 00:43:38,007 --> 00:43:39,899 Was this also a homeless encampment? 908 00:43:39,900 --> 00:43:41,136 Kinda. 909 00:43:41,137 --> 00:43:43,886 Okay, was Silence of the Lambs filmed down here? 910 00:43:43,887 --> 00:43:45,553 I mean, where's the pit? 911 00:43:45,554 --> 00:43:47,928 You know, it's actually out back. Come on, I'll show you. 912 00:43:47,929 --> 00:43:49,387 Come on. 913 00:43:52,595 --> 00:43:54,803 Finally. 914 00:43:54,804 --> 00:43:58,511 The chance to have what everyone else has. 915 00:43:58,512 --> 00:44:00,178 Children. 916 00:44:02,011 --> 00:44:03,761 You've given me that, Frank. 917 00:44:03,762 --> 00:44:06,720 I don't know that I can ever thank you enough. 918 00:44:06,721 --> 00:44:08,428 Should we say a little prayer? 919 00:44:10,699 --> 00:44:12,553 That's a great idea. 920 00:44:12,554 --> 00:44:14,470 I'll do it, since I was Catholic. 921 00:44:15,845 --> 00:44:17,512 Mm. 922 00:44:18,637 --> 00:44:20,241 Heavenly Father, 923 00:44:20,808 --> 00:44:22,060 sweet Mary, 924 00:44:22,721 --> 00:44:25,480 that donkey, little drummer boy, 925 00:44:26,095 --> 00:44:28,845 as my swimmers swim through the valley 926 00:44:28,846 --> 00:44:31,302 of the shadow of death, may they fear no evil. 927 00:44:31,303 --> 00:44:33,511 May my rod and my staff 928 00:44:33,512 --> 00:44:35,344 have power and glory 929 00:44:35,345 --> 00:44:37,950 forever and ever, amen. 930 00:44:38,534 --> 00:44:39,891 - Amen. - Amen. 931 00:44:40,429 --> 00:44:41,970 That was beautiful. 932 00:44:43,053 --> 00:44:44,094 Hello, Doctor. 933 00:44:44,095 --> 00:44:45,428 Frank, Ingrid. 934 00:44:45,429 --> 00:44:47,345 How are we looking? 935 00:44:48,887 --> 00:44:50,386 It's a miracle. 936 00:44:50,387 --> 00:44:52,553 Your motility and concentration scores 937 00:44:52,554 --> 00:44:53,761 are through the roof. 938 00:44:53,762 --> 00:44:55,302 Whoo-hoo! 939 00:44:55,303 --> 00:44:56,720 Some of the highest I've ever seen. 940 00:44:56,721 --> 00:44:58,636 Yeah. So... 941 00:44:58,637 --> 00:45:00,052 my boys can swim, eh? 942 00:45:00,053 --> 00:45:01,553 Swim? 943 00:45:01,554 --> 00:45:03,011 Whoa. 944 00:45:03,012 --> 00:45:04,928 Hello, laddies. 945 00:45:04,929 --> 00:45:06,803 Half of them tried to leap out of the Petri dish. 946 00:45:06,804 --> 00:45:08,177 That's my boys. 947 00:45:08,178 --> 00:45:10,845 So, uh, you think our chances are good? 948 00:45:10,846 --> 00:45:13,219 - I'm extremely optimistic. - Whew. 949 00:45:13,220 --> 00:45:14,490 Thank you. 950 00:45:14,491 --> 00:45:15,997 That's amazing. 951 00:45:15,998 --> 00:45:17,581 Th-thank you, Dr. Kwan. 952 00:45:17,582 --> 00:45:19,249 Don't thank me. Thank Frank. 953 00:45:20,516 --> 00:45:22,766 Frank, thank you. 954 00:45:24,637 --> 00:45:25,886 - Thank you. - You bet. 955 00:45:25,887 --> 00:45:27,141 Thank you. 956 00:45:28,053 --> 00:45:29,678 You guys have got to start living like grown-ups, 957 00:45:29,679 --> 00:45:31,428 and that starts in the bathroom. 958 00:45:31,429 --> 00:45:33,011 All right. 959 00:45:33,012 --> 00:45:34,678 Okay. All right. 960 00:45:34,679 --> 00:45:37,680 Okay, okay, okay. 961 00:45:38,512 --> 00:45:40,261 So you've got, uh, 962 00:45:40,262 --> 00:45:42,644 a bottle of dishwashing liquid in the shower 963 00:45:42,645 --> 00:45:44,462 and a bar of soap with five different colors 964 00:45:44,463 --> 00:45:45,748 of pubes on it. 965 00:45:45,749 --> 00:45:48,104 Wait, you guys can't all share one bar of soap. 966 00:45:48,105 --> 00:45:49,636 No, no, I don't. 967 00:45:49,637 --> 00:45:51,219 That's why I have the dishwashing liquid. 968 00:45:51,220 --> 00:45:52,939 Is that why you always smell like lemons? 969 00:45:52,940 --> 00:45:54,177 Yeah, I like lemons. 970 00:45:55,244 --> 00:45:56,261 Once you're in your 20s, 971 00:45:56,262 --> 00:45:59,094 you should have at least two bath towels that match. 972 00:45:59,095 --> 00:46:00,678 Now that I'm in my 20s, I'm just glad 973 00:46:00,679 --> 00:46:02,011 I'm not in fucking jail. 974 00:46:03,256 --> 00:46:04,803 Fair. 975 00:46:04,804 --> 00:46:05,969 Cheers. 976 00:46:05,970 --> 00:46:07,705 - Thanks. - Thanks. 977 00:46:08,845 --> 00:46:10,428 Oh, uh, miss? 978 00:46:10,429 --> 00:46:11,907 Hi. 979 00:46:11,908 --> 00:46:13,533 Um, I asked for no dressing. 980 00:46:13,970 --> 00:46:16,553 - You sure? - Yeah, positive. 981 00:46:16,554 --> 00:46:17,969 Yeah, this dressing contains mayonnaise, 982 00:46:17,970 --> 00:46:19,344 and I'm allergic to eggs. 983 00:46:19,345 --> 00:46:21,261 I'm allergic to people with allergies. 984 00:46:21,262 --> 00:46:22,553 You don't hear me whining. 985 00:46:23,637 --> 00:46:25,302 Excuse me? 986 00:46:25,303 --> 00:46:27,553 I'd like to speak to the manager. 987 00:46:27,554 --> 00:46:28,804 Okay. 988 00:46:31,136 --> 00:46:32,411 Hi. 989 00:46:32,412 --> 00:46:33,538 You wanted to speak to the manager? 990 00:46:33,539 --> 00:46:35,511 What seems to be the problem? 991 00:46:35,512 --> 00:46:36,886 - You're the manager? - Mm-hmm. 992 00:46:36,887 --> 00:46:39,969 - Well, you're rude. - Okay. 993 00:46:39,970 --> 00:46:42,386 - Oh, no, are you leaving? - Yeah. 994 00:46:42,387 --> 00:46:43,928 And I'm never coming back. 995 00:46:43,929 --> 00:46:45,803 Okay, 'cause what I could really use 996 00:46:45,804 --> 00:46:48,136 are some more customers who are allergic to food. 997 00:46:48,137 --> 00:46:49,762 Bye. 998 00:46:52,762 --> 00:46:54,261 This is alive. 999 00:46:54,262 --> 00:46:55,970 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Let me see. 1000 00:46:57,095 --> 00:46:59,344 - What are you doing? - Sterilizing it. 1001 00:46:59,345 --> 00:47:00,928 Just a minute. Kills the bacteria. 1002 00:47:00,929 --> 00:47:02,969 No, you guys. That's a myth. 1003 00:47:02,970 --> 00:47:04,761 It actually creates super bacteria, 1004 00:47:04,762 --> 00:47:06,594 which is even more dangerous. 1005 00:47:06,595 --> 00:47:07,678 Oh, you see, we're a bit more worried about 1006 00:47:07,679 --> 00:47:09,678 super-tweaky meth freaks, so... 1007 00:47:09,679 --> 00:47:11,052 Okay, well, sponges are, like, 1008 00:47:11,053 --> 00:47:12,928 five for a dollar, so you shouldn't have 1009 00:47:12,929 --> 00:47:14,344 a maintenance plan for your sponge. 1010 00:47:14,345 --> 00:47:15,928 When it gets dirty, just throw it away. 1011 00:47:15,929 --> 00:47:17,678 Gotcha. 1012 00:47:17,679 --> 00:47:19,511 Do you guys reuse your Q-tips? 1013 00:47:19,512 --> 00:47:20,720 No, don't answer that. 1014 00:47:20,721 --> 00:47:22,929 Also, there's one more thing. 1015 00:47:24,595 --> 00:47:26,826 - What is this? - It's a box of clean underwear. 1016 00:47:26,827 --> 00:47:27,892 Yeah, we share our underwear. 1017 00:47:27,893 --> 00:47:29,251 I don't have time to fold. Do you, Debs? 1018 00:47:29,252 --> 00:47:30,618 - Nope. - Oh. 1019 00:47:30,619 --> 00:47:32,219 Okay. 1020 00:47:32,220 --> 00:47:34,886 All right, I'm a little surprised I have to say this, 1021 00:47:34,887 --> 00:47:38,160 but you guys should each have your own underwear. 1022 00:47:38,161 --> 00:47:39,526 Why do you give a shit? 1023 00:47:39,527 --> 00:47:41,695 No one's asking you to stay here. You can go. 1024 00:47:41,696 --> 00:47:43,720 We had a mom once. She didn't stick around. 1025 00:47:43,721 --> 00:47:45,177 Okay, sorry. 1026 00:47:45,178 --> 00:47:46,636 I was just making a suggestion. 1027 00:47:46,637 --> 00:47:48,011 So was I. 1028 00:47:48,012 --> 00:47:50,553 Hey, I thought I was the angry one. 1029 00:47:50,554 --> 00:47:53,329 - What are you doing? - Vampire power. 1030 00:47:53,330 --> 00:47:55,636 Appliances use electricity just from being plugged in. 1031 00:47:55,637 --> 00:47:56,761 So that's why I'm going to make sure 1032 00:47:56,762 --> 00:47:58,969 shit stays unplugged from now on. 1033 00:47:58,970 --> 00:48:00,052 - That's smart. - Whoa, watch out. 1034 00:48:00,053 --> 00:48:02,011 - Whoa, Jesus. - What's up? 1035 00:48:02,012 --> 00:48:04,428 - Hi. - Here. 1036 00:48:04,429 --> 00:48:06,887 - Where'd you get this from? - Yeah, I won a bet. 1037 00:48:09,887 --> 00:48:11,511 God, you guys, seriously. 1038 00:48:11,512 --> 00:48:13,803 We do not need this fan plugged in. 1039 00:48:13,804 --> 00:48:15,261 I could fly a fucking kite in here. 1040 00:48:15,887 --> 00:48:17,386 What... 1041 00:48:17,387 --> 00:48:19,011 what the hell is going on? 1042 00:48:19,012 --> 00:48:20,594 So for every one of these we recharge, 1043 00:48:20,595 --> 00:48:22,011 we make, like, 15 bucks. 1044 00:48:22,012 --> 00:48:23,140 So we're gonna go out every single day, 1045 00:48:23,141 --> 00:48:24,844 - collect 'em, and recharge 'em. - Mm-hmm. 1046 00:48:24,845 --> 00:48:26,182 - Carl. - What? 1047 00:48:26,183 --> 00:48:28,512 I just paid an $800 electric bill. 1048 00:48:28,513 --> 00:48:30,412 You cannot be charging scooters in here. 1049 00:48:30,413 --> 00:48:31,640 Power's not free. 1050 00:48:31,641 --> 00:48:33,594 I'm not using our power. 1051 00:48:47,345 --> 00:48:50,052 Just so you know, this is considered stealing. 1052 00:48:50,053 --> 00:48:52,136 Hey, just so you know, the people that live here 1053 00:48:52,137 --> 00:48:53,928 have a sign in their front yard that says 1054 00:48:53,929 --> 00:48:55,469 "Drive like your kids live here." 1055 00:48:55,470 --> 00:48:57,594 Plug that fucker in. 1056 00:49:09,679 --> 00:49:13,136 All right, turn this into more drinks, please. 1057 00:49:13,137 --> 00:49:15,052 Evening, dream team. 1058 00:49:15,053 --> 00:49:17,136 Can I get a... 1059 00:49:17,137 --> 00:49:19,637 a beer and a bump? 1060 00:49:22,428 --> 00:49:24,535 - What? - That's my stool. 1061 00:49:27,512 --> 00:49:29,294 Well, tough shit. Looks like it's my stool now. 1062 00:49:29,295 --> 00:49:30,720 Come on, it's my stool. That's where I sit. 1063 00:49:30,721 --> 00:49:32,803 Come on, let me sit here. 1064 00:49:32,804 --> 00:49:35,804 Get... fuck. All right, fine. Jesus. 1065 00:49:38,110 --> 00:49:39,609 Who's the new barback? 1066 00:49:39,610 --> 00:49:41,011 That's Santiago. 1067 00:49:41,012 --> 00:49:42,511 He's staying with us until we find his father. 1068 00:49:42,512 --> 00:49:44,177 Wh-where'd he come from? 1069 00:49:44,178 --> 00:49:45,678 What we thought was Child Services. 1070 00:49:45,679 --> 00:49:48,680 Santiago said that there are 1,000 boys living there. 1071 00:49:48,681 --> 00:49:50,928 Got separated from their families. 1072 00:49:50,929 --> 00:49:52,923 Crying, sleeping on the floor. 1073 00:49:52,924 --> 00:49:54,302 Wearing tinfoil blankets. 1074 00:49:54,303 --> 00:49:56,686 - What the fuck? - It's like the Trail of Tears. 1075 00:49:56,687 --> 00:49:58,261 I don't remember exactly what that was, 1076 00:49:58,262 --> 00:50:00,252 but they wouldn't call it that if they weren't crying. 1077 00:50:00,253 --> 00:50:01,969 Well, they are here illegally. 1078 00:50:01,970 --> 00:50:03,678 They were escaping violence. 1079 00:50:03,679 --> 00:50:06,302 They came to Chicago to escape violence? 1080 00:50:06,303 --> 00:50:08,052 I don't see what the big deal is. 1081 00:50:08,053 --> 00:50:10,094 They got some hot meals, somewhere to sleep. 1082 00:50:10,095 --> 00:50:11,761 It's kind of like a summer camp for them. 1083 00:50:11,762 --> 00:50:13,428 It's gotta be better than where they came from. 1084 00:50:13,429 --> 00:50:15,886 Yeah, Tommy, it's a regular fucking country club. 1085 00:50:15,887 --> 00:50:17,636 What are you doing? 1086 00:50:17,637 --> 00:50:19,220 I am not with you on this. 1087 00:50:21,512 --> 00:50:24,344 They got separated from their parents. 1088 00:50:24,345 --> 00:50:26,928 You know, their lives were so shitty 1089 00:50:26,929 --> 00:50:29,219 that they risked everything to come to this country, 1090 00:50:29,220 --> 00:50:30,803 of all places. 1091 00:50:30,804 --> 00:50:32,886 Yeah, land of the free. 1092 00:50:32,887 --> 00:50:34,636 Home of the brave. 1093 00:50:34,637 --> 00:50:36,761 Yeah, at least the brave part is still true. 1094 00:50:36,762 --> 00:50:38,594 - ? Oh, say... ? - No, no. 1095 00:50:38,595 --> 00:50:40,594 Silencio. Por favor. 1096 00:50:40,595 --> 00:50:42,136 Silencio. 1097 00:50:44,845 --> 00:50:46,553 Can I buy you a drink? 1098 00:50:46,554 --> 00:50:48,052 Yes. 1099 00:50:48,053 --> 00:50:49,511 Hey, pump the brakes, cool breeze. 1100 00:50:49,512 --> 00:50:50,678 - She's had enough. - What? 1101 00:50:50,679 --> 00:50:52,511 Let the guy buy me a drink 1102 00:50:52,512 --> 00:50:54,511 if he wants to buy a girl a drink. 1103 00:50:54,512 --> 00:50:56,720 Two rum and diets, please. 1104 00:50:58,428 --> 00:51:00,979 - Do you wanna... party? - Sure. 1105 00:51:00,980 --> 00:51:03,749 No. Nope, no, no. 1106 00:51:03,750 --> 00:51:05,983 Nope. Nope, nope, no. 1107 00:51:05,984 --> 00:51:08,011 Come on. 1108 00:51:08,012 --> 00:51:09,329 - What'd I do? - I don't like you. 1109 00:51:09,330 --> 00:51:10,998 But I dropped something. 1110 00:51:16,679 --> 00:51:18,469 What the fuck is that? 1111 00:51:18,470 --> 00:51:19,803 What? What? 1112 00:51:19,804 --> 00:51:21,388 That scratching noise. 1113 00:51:23,095 --> 00:51:24,691 I don't hear anything. 1114 00:51:25,345 --> 00:51:27,698 Something is crawling around inside your walls. 1115 00:51:27,699 --> 00:51:30,761 It's probably rats the size of toasters. 1116 00:51:30,762 --> 00:51:32,187 There, that. 1117 00:51:32,188 --> 00:51:33,594 There it is again. 1118 00:51:38,026 --> 00:51:39,261 There. 1119 00:51:39,262 --> 00:51:40,970 Fixed it. 1120 00:51:42,220 --> 00:51:43,761 Hey, Gallaghers. 1121 00:51:43,762 --> 00:51:45,719 Got a present for ya. 1122 00:51:46,240 --> 00:51:48,052 Now what? 1123 00:51:54,335 --> 00:51:55,469 Shit. 1124 00:51:56,002 --> 00:51:57,228 Jesus. 1125 00:51:58,135 --> 00:52:00,136 She's fine. Just passed out. 1126 00:52:00,137 --> 00:52:01,803 Sweet dreams, baby girl. 1127 00:52:01,804 --> 00:52:03,636 Well, she's all yours. 1128 00:52:03,637 --> 00:52:05,177 We gotta get back to the bar. 1129 00:52:05,178 --> 00:52:06,749 - Thanks, guys. - Thanks. 1130 00:52:07,399 --> 00:52:08,817 She do this a lot? 1131 00:52:09,679 --> 00:52:12,344 Yeah. Well, lately. 1132 00:52:22,560 --> 00:52:28,560 Sync and corrections by btsix www.addic7ed.com