1 00:00:34,233 --> 00:00:35,769 We gotta sleep too! 2 00:00:36,535 --> 00:00:37,570 Huh? 3 00:00:37,603 --> 00:00:39,605 My ass hurts! 4 00:00:39,638 --> 00:00:40,673 Huh? 5 00:00:47,813 --> 00:00:49,149 My ass hurts. 6 00:00:58,657 --> 00:01:00,427 Fuck! 7 00:01:09,301 --> 00:01:11,604 We're sleeping at some point, right? 8 00:01:12,538 --> 00:01:14,207 We should probably sleep soon! 9 00:01:15,875 --> 00:01:17,577 Dead fucking leg. 10 00:01:19,645 --> 00:01:20,746 Fuck. 11 00:01:28,454 --> 00:01:29,556 It's, uh... 12 00:01:30,589 --> 00:01:31,691 for your butt. 13 00:01:51,863 --> 00:01:52,998 What's all this shit? 14 00:01:54,132 --> 00:01:55,633 Breakfast. 15 00:01:55,666 --> 00:01:58,937 I made, um, breakfast. 16 00:01:58,970 --> 00:02:01,840 Good. 'Cause I ain't eating that goddamned jerky again. 17 00:02:06,043 --> 00:02:07,746 - Thanks. - Welcome. 18 00:02:09,480 --> 00:02:10,582 This chicken? 19 00:02:11,416 --> 00:02:12,551 No, rabbit. 20 00:02:14,018 --> 00:02:16,488 - What the fuck'd you say? - Well, rabbit. 21 00:02:21,125 --> 00:02:22,430 What the fuck, Wayne? 22 00:02:22,456 --> 00:02:26,930 - Synced and corrected by chamallow - www.addic7ed.com 23 00:02:28,261 --> 00:02:30,680 _ 24 00:02:31,555 --> 00:02:34,061 _ 25 00:02:39,143 --> 00:02:40,579 Okay, uh... 26 00:02:43,014 --> 00:02:44,516 Okay. 27 00:02:44,549 --> 00:02:46,584 Hey, Sarge, we got a pro... 28 00:02:46,617 --> 00:02:49,788 - But, wait now, I wasn't... - No, it's the most natural thing there is, Sarge. 29 00:02:49,821 --> 00:02:51,423 Don't say nothing. I understand. 30 00:02:51,456 --> 00:02:53,569 - Listen to me, Jay... - I go to the Evidence Room 31 00:02:53,570 --> 00:02:54,696 when I wanna handle mine, so... 32 00:02:54,725 --> 00:02:56,170 - Stop, Jay. - I just stretched outta my gourd... 33 00:02:56,194 --> 00:02:57,194 Jay! 34 00:02:58,763 --> 00:03:00,599 I was checking myself... 35 00:03:02,133 --> 00:03:03,568 for cancer. 36 00:03:04,735 --> 00:03:06,638 You got cancer, Sarge? 37 00:03:06,671 --> 00:03:08,139 No, I didn't say that, Jay. 38 00:03:08,172 --> 00:03:11,443 My Aunt Linda just had cancer. I can't go through this twice. 39 00:03:11,476 --> 00:03:13,778 - Listen to me, Jay. - This world is a nightmare. 40 00:03:13,811 --> 00:03:16,114 - It's a goddamn nightmare. - Jay. Jay! 41 00:03:16,914 --> 00:03:18,850 Will you please just... 42 00:03:18,883 --> 00:03:22,154 explain to me why you burst in here like that? 43 00:03:23,020 --> 00:03:25,190 Sorry. 44 00:03:25,223 --> 00:03:28,059 Well, Bobby Luccetti's out front. 45 00:03:28,092 --> 00:03:30,962 You know that guy, he's a prick eight fucking ways. 46 00:03:30,995 --> 00:03:33,465 Long story short, he says some kid came to his house 47 00:03:33,498 --> 00:03:36,134 and assaulted him and his boys in their own home, 48 00:03:36,167 --> 00:03:38,703 and maybe kidnapped his daughter. 49 00:03:38,736 --> 00:03:40,848 Now, for all we know, she could've ran off with the kid. 50 00:03:40,872 --> 00:03:45,444 But, either way, she's 15, so, we have a situation. 51 00:03:48,045 --> 00:03:50,715 Now, you know I wasn't masturbating, right? 52 00:04:07,131 --> 00:04:10,535 So, uh, here we are. 53 00:04:11,269 --> 00:04:12,737 Yeah. 54 00:04:13,004 --> 00:04:14,239 Yeah. 55 00:04:16,675 --> 00:04:18,441 _ 56 00:04:20,878 --> 00:04:23,023 - You guys know what you wanna drink? - Yes. 57 00:04:23,047 --> 00:04:24,115 Uh, coffee. 58 00:04:24,148 --> 00:04:26,050 Coffee? How old are you? 59 00:04:26,083 --> 00:04:27,719 I don't know, how old are you? 60 00:04:27,752 --> 00:04:29,596 Well, you're a little young to be drinking coffee, is all. 61 00:04:29,620 --> 00:04:31,798 And you're a little old to be wearing that choker, is all. 62 00:04:31,822 --> 00:04:34,022 But the heart wants what the heart wants, right, Tracey? 63 00:04:37,595 --> 00:04:38,830 Coffee. You? 64 00:04:39,931 --> 00:04:40,932 Uh... 65 00:04:42,133 --> 00:04:43,133 Coffee. 66 00:04:45,002 --> 00:04:46,972 Thank you, Tracey. 67 00:04:49,173 --> 00:04:50,975 I'm gonna get waffles. 68 00:04:51,008 --> 00:04:52,310 - Is it good? - Waffles? 69 00:04:52,343 --> 00:04:54,012 Yeah. Are they good? 70 00:04:54,045 --> 00:04:56,881 - You ain't never had a goddamn waffle? - I don't think, no. 71 00:04:56,914 --> 00:05:00,151 Jesus fuck. You're like "Encino Man." 72 00:05:00,184 --> 00:05:02,287 - What's that? - It's a movie. 73 00:05:02,320 --> 00:05:04,188 You've seen a movie before, right? 74 00:05:04,221 --> 00:05:06,891 - Yeah, I've seen a movie. - All right. 75 00:05:06,924 --> 00:05:09,169 Well, this one is where the Hobbit guy from "Lord of the Rings" 76 00:05:09,193 --> 00:05:12,130 finds a caveman frozen in ice and then he unfreezes him back alive, 77 00:05:12,163 --> 00:05:13,983 but he's a caveman, so he doesn't know 78 00:05:14,010 --> 00:05:15,169 what anything in the modern world is, 79 00:05:15,199 --> 00:05:17,836 so the Hobbit guy teaches him how to, like, skateboard and shit. 80 00:05:21,606 --> 00:05:22,774 What's "Lord of the Rings"? 81 00:05:22,807 --> 00:05:24,042 Shit's sake. 82 00:05:27,078 --> 00:05:29,814 All right, walk me through the incident, please. 83 00:05:29,847 --> 00:05:32,951 Okay. Kid, I don't know, 16, 17 years old, 84 00:05:32,984 --> 00:05:34,919 - breaks into my fucking house. - Uh-huh. 85 00:05:34,952 --> 00:05:36,330 And he assaults my boys over there, 86 00:05:36,354 --> 00:05:39,958 busts up a perfectly good Zenith, and he bites off my fucking nose. 87 00:05:39,991 --> 00:05:41,493 - Jesus. - Yeah. 88 00:05:41,526 --> 00:05:43,370 And now, this little cocksucker 89 00:05:43,394 --> 00:05:44,996 is out God knows where 90 00:05:45,029 --> 00:05:47,198 with my daughter doing God knows fucking what. 91 00:05:47,231 --> 00:05:48,432 Well, this is not good. 92 00:05:48,466 --> 00:05:50,377 No shit, Sherlock. 93 00:05:50,401 --> 00:05:52,179 Look, are you gonna put somebody on this or what? 94 00:05:52,203 --> 00:05:53,805 Because I was watching "Dateline" 95 00:05:53,838 --> 00:05:55,857 and they said that the first 48 hours 96 00:05:55,858 --> 00:05:57,142 are the most critical or some shit like that. 97 00:05:57,842 --> 00:05:59,911 Bingo. 98 00:05:59,944 --> 00:06:02,213 Bingo what? What bingo? You got something? 99 00:06:02,246 --> 00:06:05,717 Life throws unexpected things our way. 100 00:06:05,750 --> 00:06:09,120 But if we stay on course and be brave... 101 00:06:11,422 --> 00:06:12,824 How in the world... 102 00:06:16,761 --> 00:06:19,364 You have my word, Mr. Luccetti. 103 00:06:19,397 --> 00:06:21,699 I'll find your dog. 104 00:06:21,732 --> 00:06:23,835 - Dog? - That's our sister. 105 00:06:23,868 --> 00:06:25,770 This is my fucking daughter we're talking about. 106 00:06:27,004 --> 00:06:28,340 Everything will be okay. 107 00:06:36,529 --> 00:06:39,117 - Oh, heinous motherfucker! - _ 108 00:06:42,853 --> 00:06:44,856 So he died, like, yesterday? 109 00:06:45,222 --> 00:06:46,524 Yeah. 110 00:06:46,557 --> 00:06:49,361 Well, are you gonna, like, go back for the funeral or whatever? 111 00:06:51,095 --> 00:06:52,097 Uh... 112 00:06:52,997 --> 00:06:55,199 No. 113 00:06:55,232 --> 00:06:57,835 - I don't think so. - Don't you wanna, like, I don't know, 114 00:06:57,868 --> 00:06:59,704 dress him up in a suit? 115 00:06:59,737 --> 00:07:02,340 Have some priest say some shit about God and stuff? 116 00:07:05,309 --> 00:07:09,147 I poured gasoline on the house and him and lit it on fire. 117 00:07:12,283 --> 00:07:13,351 Okay. 118 00:07:14,318 --> 00:07:15,954 No priest then. 119 00:07:27,198 --> 00:07:28,733 So, uh... 120 00:07:29,900 --> 00:07:31,903 - This car... - My dad's car? 121 00:07:31,936 --> 00:07:33,438 No, the one outside with tits on it. 122 00:07:33,471 --> 00:07:35,483 The one you dragged me outta my house 123 00:07:35,484 --> 00:07:36,941 in the middle of the night to go get. 124 00:07:36,974 --> 00:07:39,077 It's in Florida? 125 00:07:39,110 --> 00:07:41,145 - Yeah, I'm pretty sure. - You're pretty sure? 126 00:07:41,178 --> 00:07:44,082 But you know where we're going, right? Like, you have an address? 127 00:07:44,115 --> 00:07:46,718 Well, the city. Or town. Yeah. 128 00:07:49,887 --> 00:07:51,256 I gotta go to the bathroom. 129 00:08:02,133 --> 00:08:03,835 Come on, you piece of shit. 130 00:08:18,449 --> 00:08:19,484 Wayne! 131 00:08:19,517 --> 00:08:21,119 Psst! 132 00:08:21,152 --> 00:08:22,220 Wayne! 133 00:08:22,520 --> 00:08:23,855 Come here. 134 00:08:29,326 --> 00:08:32,230 - What's the matter? - I need you to buy me some tampons. 135 00:08:33,798 --> 00:08:35,099 I, uh... 136 00:08:35,132 --> 00:08:37,368 You don't know what a tampon is, right, Encino Man? 137 00:08:37,401 --> 00:08:40,304 Yeah, yes, I know what one is. 138 00:08:40,337 --> 00:08:42,549 Okay, great. I normally would've packed some, but I guess I forgot. 139 00:08:42,573 --> 00:08:46,077 So, I'm gonna please need you to go across the store and buy me some. 140 00:08:46,110 --> 00:08:47,979 And some pants. Sweatpants. 141 00:08:48,012 --> 00:08:49,214 Yeah, I'll... 142 00:08:51,382 --> 00:08:53,452 These are my only pants and they currently look like 143 00:08:53,453 --> 00:08:54,453 a fucking "Saw" movie. 144 00:08:56,253 --> 00:08:58,089 Oh, for shit's sake, Wayne, just go. 145 00:09:00,825 --> 00:09:02,026 Oh, fuck. 146 00:09:14,905 --> 00:09:15,940 Welcome to Health Rite... 147 00:09:16,907 --> 00:09:18,076 Just looking. 148 00:09:19,009 --> 00:09:20,311 That lube is my favorite. 149 00:09:33,924 --> 00:09:35,326 For your ma or your sister? 150 00:09:39,096 --> 00:09:40,365 Uh, a girl. 151 00:09:41,398 --> 00:09:42,567 Girl... friend. 152 00:09:43,567 --> 00:09:46,471 - She's a girl. - I hope so, or else, those won't work. 153 00:09:47,338 --> 00:09:48,873 It's okay. 154 00:09:48,906 --> 00:09:50,008 So, how bad is it? 155 00:09:50,975 --> 00:09:53,144 - Huh? - Her period? 156 00:09:53,177 --> 00:09:55,546 I need to know if you wanna bring back the right ones. 157 00:09:55,579 --> 00:09:57,515 Uh, she said it was like a "Saw" movie. 158 00:09:57,548 --> 00:09:58,917 Super plus it is. 159 00:09:59,383 --> 00:10:01,152 Thanks. 160 00:10:01,185 --> 00:10:02,420 You don't answer my texts now? 161 00:10:02,453 --> 00:10:03,964 I can't text you at work. You know that. 162 00:10:03,988 --> 00:10:05,123 Don't lie to me. 163 00:10:07,391 --> 00:10:08,860 What are you looking at? 164 00:10:08,893 --> 00:10:10,829 Go jerk off to someone else's girlfriend. 165 00:10:11,428 --> 00:10:12,496 Go ahead, kid. 166 00:10:12,529 --> 00:10:13,998 It's all right. 167 00:10:16,166 --> 00:10:17,969 Listen to me, you fucking bitch. 168 00:10:22,640 --> 00:10:24,175 Listen to me, you fucking... 169 00:10:24,208 --> 00:10:25,476 Look at me! 170 00:10:25,509 --> 00:10:27,378 I texted... 171 00:10:27,411 --> 00:10:29,380 I'll also take that bike lock, 172 00:10:29,413 --> 00:10:30,615 and that aluminum bat. 173 00:10:31,983 --> 00:10:35,086 I'll fucking kill you! You motherfucker! 174 00:10:35,119 --> 00:10:36,921 No, not my bike! My baby! 175 00:10:37,321 --> 00:10:39,423 Please! 176 00:10:39,456 --> 00:10:40,925 I'd like to return this bat. 177 00:10:48,632 --> 00:10:51,202 Del. It's me. Wayne. 178 00:10:51,235 --> 00:10:53,371 I have the... things. 179 00:11:04,114 --> 00:11:05,149 Del? 180 00:11:20,464 --> 00:11:22,566 I don't think she's comin' back, kid. 181 00:11:22,599 --> 00:11:24,035 - More coffee? - No. 182 00:11:24,068 --> 00:11:26,537 Fuck! Shit! Holy shit! Kid! 183 00:11:26,570 --> 00:11:28,272 - Fuck! Didn't that hurt? - Yes. 184 00:11:28,305 --> 00:11:30,250 You don't like coffee all of a sudden or somethin'? 185 00:11:30,274 --> 00:11:32,043 I haven't tasted anything worse than coffee. 186 00:11:32,076 --> 00:11:33,678 But you drank three cups earlier. 187 00:11:35,012 --> 00:11:36,580 Oh, shit. 188 00:11:36,613 --> 00:11:38,449 You got it bad for that bitch. 189 00:11:40,184 --> 00:11:42,186 As much as I don't like that cooz... 190 00:11:42,219 --> 00:11:43,221 Okay. 191 00:11:44,088 --> 00:11:45,523 Okay. 192 00:11:45,556 --> 00:11:48,459 Does she have a place she runs off to when you guys fight like this? 193 00:11:48,492 --> 00:11:50,594 She into flowers or jewelry? 194 00:11:50,627 --> 00:11:52,430 I'm not from around here. 195 00:11:52,463 --> 00:11:54,131 I met her yesterday. 196 00:11:54,164 --> 00:11:57,301 Oh. Oh, shit, man. 197 00:11:57,334 --> 00:12:00,430 Okay, so, a girl that age, alone, 198 00:12:00,431 --> 00:12:02,373 probably heads home, if she got money on her. 199 00:12:02,406 --> 00:12:03,708 There's a bus station just... 200 00:12:05,542 --> 00:12:06,577 Oh, she's right there. 201 00:12:08,479 --> 00:12:10,148 That bitch steal one of my smocks? 202 00:12:12,383 --> 00:12:13,418 Del. 203 00:12:14,585 --> 00:12:15,586 Del. 204 00:12:18,422 --> 00:12:19,991 - Hey. - No. 205 00:12:20,024 --> 00:12:21,592 - What? - You left me. 206 00:12:21,625 --> 00:12:24,595 - No, I didn't. - It's been an hour, you left me. 207 00:12:24,628 --> 00:12:27,064 Well, I went to the store to get your things, 208 00:12:27,097 --> 00:12:29,066 and there was a guy being mean to a lady, so... 209 00:12:29,099 --> 00:12:30,643 - At this store? - No, a different store. 210 00:12:30,667 --> 00:12:31,711 Well, I told you to go to this store. 211 00:12:31,735 --> 00:12:34,238 - I did, then I went to another store. - Why? 212 00:12:34,271 --> 00:12:36,474 - I couldn't buy 'em at the first ones. - Ones? 213 00:12:36,507 --> 00:12:37,709 How many did you go to? 214 00:12:39,643 --> 00:12:41,178 - Three. - Three? 215 00:12:41,211 --> 00:12:42,480 Why? 216 00:12:42,513 --> 00:12:45,549 'Cause it's weird, okay? 217 00:12:45,582 --> 00:12:47,284 - For me. - Weird? 218 00:12:47,317 --> 00:12:48,317 It's weird for you? 219 00:12:48,318 --> 00:12:50,488 And you can lay my brothers out, you can... 220 00:12:50,521 --> 00:12:53,057 You can bite my dad's goddamn nose off, 221 00:12:53,090 --> 00:12:55,602 do whatever you did to that guy who was being mean to some lady. 222 00:12:55,626 --> 00:12:57,094 And how's he doing, by the way? 223 00:12:57,127 --> 00:12:59,430 - Not good. - Yeah, not good. Of course he isn't. 224 00:12:59,463 --> 00:13:03,434 You could do all that, but you can't buy me some fucking tampons? 225 00:13:05,702 --> 00:13:07,270 I cannot believe I came here with you. 226 00:13:07,304 --> 00:13:10,641 - And you don't even know where the hell we're going! - Del, Del, we'll find it. 227 00:13:11,542 --> 00:13:13,277 All right? I promise. 228 00:13:13,310 --> 00:13:15,312 Who even are you anyway? 229 00:13:15,345 --> 00:13:17,148 You burn your own house down. 230 00:13:17,181 --> 00:13:19,784 And that jacket. What kind of weirdo wears that jacket? 231 00:13:19,817 --> 00:13:21,585 I mean, what the fuck even is it? 232 00:13:21,618 --> 00:13:24,322 A shark in some sort of Japanese sunrise? 233 00:13:25,556 --> 00:13:26,557 Shit! 234 00:13:28,425 --> 00:13:29,545 You shouldn't be doing that. 235 00:13:30,360 --> 00:13:31,796 - Stealing. - No! 236 00:13:31,829 --> 00:13:34,698 You don't tell me who to be. I am fine... 237 00:13:34,731 --> 00:13:36,533 Will you move? I can't yell at you 238 00:13:36,534 --> 00:13:38,236 with those fucking tits over your head. 239 00:13:38,869 --> 00:13:40,337 You know what, fuck this. 240 00:13:40,370 --> 00:13:41,405 Don't follow me. 241 00:13:53,484 --> 00:13:55,728 - Look for some cash. - I'm looking, I'm looking. 242 00:13:55,752 --> 00:13:57,154 Hot stuff. 243 00:13:57,187 --> 00:13:58,689 This looks cool, yeah. 244 00:13:58,722 --> 00:14:00,224 Sweet. 245 00:14:04,361 --> 00:14:06,497 Run! 246 00:14:06,530 --> 00:14:09,167 - Don't kill us, I have money. - I'm not gonna kill ya. 247 00:14:12,769 --> 00:14:14,105 Okay. 248 00:14:16,707 --> 00:14:17,842 Sweet jacket, man. 249 00:14:27,317 --> 00:14:28,319 Take it. 250 00:14:29,186 --> 00:14:31,789 Sweet. 251 00:14:31,822 --> 00:14:33,549 I saw that bikini in your tent. 252 00:14:33,550 --> 00:14:35,493 Is that where you take the girls and, you know... 253 00:14:35,526 --> 00:14:37,728 - Kill them? - It's my girlfriend's. 254 00:14:39,596 --> 00:14:40,631 Was. 255 00:14:40,664 --> 00:14:43,200 I had a girlfriend once. Had tits when she was ten. 256 00:14:43,233 --> 00:14:45,345 - Dude, are you talking about my girl? - She was my girl first. 257 00:14:45,369 --> 00:14:46,671 Yeah, and she dumped you. 258 00:14:48,639 --> 00:14:50,141 So, what happened to your girl? 259 00:14:52,943 --> 00:14:54,478 You guys should leave now. 260 00:14:54,511 --> 00:14:55,586 You begged her to stay, right? 261 00:14:55,587 --> 00:14:57,782 Because girls, they want you to fight for them. 262 00:14:58,682 --> 00:15:00,151 You know? 263 00:15:00,184 --> 00:15:02,319 She told me not to follow her, so I didn't. 264 00:15:02,352 --> 00:15:03,554 You have to follow 'em. 265 00:15:07,257 --> 00:15:08,392 How far is the bus station? 266 00:15:10,794 --> 00:15:13,531 You're out of gas. We tried to steal your bike earlier. 267 00:15:13,564 --> 00:15:15,833 But the station will take you, like, 30 minutes. 268 00:15:15,866 --> 00:15:18,736 Or you cut through the golf course, there's a hole in the fence, 269 00:15:18,769 --> 00:15:19,769 you'll be there in ten, tops. 270 00:15:19,770 --> 00:15:22,239 No, do not listen to him. Jamie, shut it, man. 271 00:15:22,272 --> 00:15:25,309 - Why? - Because Lee Fucking Murray. 272 00:15:25,342 --> 00:15:26,510 Who's Lee Fucking Murray? 273 00:15:26,543 --> 00:15:28,913 Lee Fucking Murray is the guy who protects the golf course. 274 00:15:28,946 --> 00:15:31,549 - From what? - Kids who take shortcuts. 275 00:15:31,582 --> 00:15:33,884 It cuts 30 minutes off your walk to school. 276 00:15:33,917 --> 00:15:35,486 I heard he killed a kid once. 277 00:15:35,519 --> 00:15:36,954 Rumors. 278 00:15:36,987 --> 00:15:38,455 But he totes worships Satan. 279 00:15:38,488 --> 00:15:41,225 I'm saying don't, because he has a gun, okay? 280 00:15:41,258 --> 00:15:43,761 - Big mistake. - But you said I should fight for her. 281 00:15:44,828 --> 00:15:46,264 Holy shit, he's going. 282 00:15:50,968 --> 00:15:52,937 I'm telling you, don't do it. 283 00:15:52,970 --> 00:15:54,839 Seriously, big mistake. 284 00:16:11,588 --> 00:16:13,257 Hey, hombre. 285 00:16:13,283 --> 00:16:15,082 _ 286 00:16:15,109 --> 00:16:16,177 You on my grass. 287 00:16:17,027 --> 00:16:19,397 Now it's your ass. 288 00:16:23,667 --> 00:16:24,735 Put it down. 289 00:16:27,304 --> 00:16:29,307 I'm about to light you up, boy. 290 00:16:38,715 --> 00:16:40,251 You got him fucking killed. 291 00:16:40,284 --> 00:16:41,586 - Go, go, go! - Run! 292 00:16:42,552 --> 00:16:43,788 Holy fuck. 293 00:16:53,430 --> 00:16:56,267 Fuck you. 294 00:16:56,300 --> 00:16:57,368 Next. 295 00:17:00,937 --> 00:17:01,972 Fuck. 296 00:17:02,005 --> 00:17:03,641 Oh, fuck. 297 00:17:03,674 --> 00:17:06,510 - I'm going on break. - The fuck you is. 298 00:17:06,543 --> 00:17:08,178 Rick's still doin' his meditating. 299 00:17:08,212 --> 00:17:11,915 147 to Atlantic City will be departing from lane four. 300 00:17:11,948 --> 00:17:13,017 How can I help you? 301 00:17:14,685 --> 00:17:15,987 One ticket to Los Angeles. 302 00:17:20,791 --> 00:17:22,993 Why you going to California? 303 00:17:23,026 --> 00:17:26,330 Why you got so many jobs? Crack habit? 304 00:17:26,363 --> 00:17:27,531 That's it. It's on. 305 00:17:28,832 --> 00:17:29,934 Tracey! 306 00:17:31,735 --> 00:17:33,012 I hope you got Obamacare, bitch. 307 00:17:33,036 --> 00:17:35,072 Hope you got Medicare, you old fuck! 308 00:17:35,105 --> 00:17:37,374 What the fuck am I doing? You're like 90 pounds soak... 309 00:17:52,923 --> 00:17:53,924 Hey. 310 00:17:54,791 --> 00:17:56,093 Motherfucker. 311 00:17:56,126 --> 00:17:57,961 You know it's illegal, right? 312 00:17:57,994 --> 00:18:00,331 What you did, trespassing? 313 00:18:00,364 --> 00:18:02,566 You came at me, so this is on you, bitch! 314 00:18:04,634 --> 00:18:06,437 Okay. So you gonna shoot me again? 315 00:18:07,771 --> 00:18:09,039 This is rock salt. 316 00:18:09,073 --> 00:18:12,043 These aren't real bullets. So don't go around telling people! 317 00:18:12,876 --> 00:18:14,011 And those are? 318 00:18:16,113 --> 00:18:19,650 You really fucked shit up for me, my dude. 319 00:18:19,683 --> 00:18:20,840 'Cause, you know, these loads, 320 00:18:20,841 --> 00:18:23,003 they don't usually do what that one did to your face. 321 00:18:23,620 --> 00:18:24,688 Knocking you out? 322 00:18:24,721 --> 00:18:26,957 I mean, you must have caught a big piece or something 323 00:18:26,990 --> 00:18:30,794 because the worst I ever did is put a few ugly holes in an ass. 324 00:18:33,830 --> 00:18:35,933 What the fuck! 325 00:18:38,769 --> 00:18:40,805 - I'm fairly upset. - Me, too. 326 00:18:42,472 --> 00:18:43,641 So here's what's up. 327 00:18:44,708 --> 00:18:47,478 If you say anything to anybody, 328 00:18:47,511 --> 00:18:49,780 and something happens to me because of this, 329 00:18:49,813 --> 00:18:51,715 law-wise or whatnot... 330 00:18:51,748 --> 00:18:54,118 I mean, I got boys. 331 00:18:54,151 --> 00:18:56,325 And those motherfuckers will come to your house, 332 00:18:56,326 --> 00:18:57,855 your family, and then... 333 00:18:58,789 --> 00:18:59,957 It's outta my hands. 334 00:19:05,061 --> 00:19:06,797 Why is he still here? 335 00:19:06,830 --> 00:19:08,866 I thought I told you to take care of it. 336 00:19:08,899 --> 00:19:10,734 That's Kyra. My old lady. 337 00:19:10,767 --> 00:19:13,447 Both because she's my girlfriend, and the fact that she's, like, 30. 338 00:19:14,104 --> 00:19:15,973 Shut the fuck up. 339 00:19:16,006 --> 00:19:17,984 I got you some veggie curry from that place you like. 340 00:19:18,008 --> 00:19:20,511 She's a vegan. And a Satanist. 341 00:19:20,544 --> 00:19:22,746 So? What happened to our plan? 342 00:19:22,779 --> 00:19:24,515 I think he got the message. 343 00:19:24,548 --> 00:19:26,683 I mean, you got the message, right, kid? 344 00:19:26,716 --> 00:19:28,852 We talked about this. We can't let him go. 345 00:19:28,885 --> 00:19:31,688 Baby, he's gonna be cool. 346 00:19:31,721 --> 00:19:33,957 You just got that fucking bracelet off your ankle, Lee. 347 00:19:33,990 --> 00:19:36,493 What, you wanna go back inside? Lose your goddamn job? 348 00:19:36,526 --> 00:19:39,029 - He's not going to say anything. - "Say anything." 349 00:19:39,062 --> 00:19:42,099 Look at him. Look at him. He's a goddamn kid. 350 00:19:42,132 --> 00:19:43,901 You think his parents are just gonna be like, 351 00:19:43,934 --> 00:19:47,671 "Oh, yeah, no questions asked, just finish your fucking cereal." 352 00:19:47,704 --> 00:19:48,956 And then if he goes to the hospital 353 00:19:48,983 --> 00:19:49,946 and the doctor asks him what happened? 354 00:19:49,973 --> 00:19:52,042 - He's like 15. - Sixteen. 355 00:19:52,075 --> 00:19:54,445 - And he's gonna start bawling... - Kyra! 356 00:19:54,478 --> 00:19:56,680 No! No! 357 00:19:56,713 --> 00:19:58,115 You promised me. 358 00:19:58,148 --> 00:20:00,918 You swore to me in front of your fucking mother 359 00:20:00,951 --> 00:20:03,563 that we were gonna go out West, we were gonna turn this shit around. 360 00:20:03,587 --> 00:20:05,998 We were gonna play "The Price is Right," win a whole bunch of money, 361 00:20:06,022 --> 00:20:07,758 and start over. 362 00:20:10,594 --> 00:20:12,529 We should give him another chance. 363 00:20:12,562 --> 00:20:14,198 You wanna give him a fucking chance? 364 00:20:15,565 --> 00:20:16,567 All right. 365 00:20:21,605 --> 00:20:23,441 We're gonna play a fucking game. 366 00:20:29,679 --> 00:20:31,048 Your hair. 367 00:20:31,081 --> 00:20:32,483 Thanks. 368 00:20:32,516 --> 00:20:35,519 or securely tied cardboard boxes. 369 00:20:35,552 --> 00:20:36,859 Please check your tickets 370 00:20:36,860 --> 00:20:39,256 to make sure you know your size and weight guidelines. 371 00:20:39,289 --> 00:20:40,858 Where's your parents? 372 00:20:40,891 --> 00:20:42,960 I don't know. Where's your parents? 373 00:20:44,694 --> 00:20:45,896 I don't have any. 374 00:20:47,531 --> 00:20:49,967 Foster kid. You ever had to do that? 375 00:20:51,968 --> 00:20:56,540 It always felt like a job interview but, for, like, love or somethin'. 376 00:20:56,573 --> 00:21:01,011 And I tried, you know? Get good grades. Look real pretty. Be good. 377 00:21:02,245 --> 00:21:04,223 Eight different families deep, I decide, fuck this. 378 00:21:04,247 --> 00:21:06,884 I'm gonna be the one to leave before they say, "Go." 379 00:21:06,917 --> 00:21:09,228 Now boarding Compton Express with service 380 00:21:09,252 --> 00:21:11,989 to Albany, Syracuse... 381 00:21:12,022 --> 00:21:13,891 He hates coffee. 382 00:21:13,924 --> 00:21:16,527 - What? - Your boyfriend. 383 00:21:16,560 --> 00:21:19,696 I tried to pour him another cup and he acted like I pissed in it. 384 00:21:19,729 --> 00:21:21,198 He choked down three cups for you. 385 00:21:25,101 --> 00:21:26,504 Stay out of my business. 386 00:21:27,904 --> 00:21:29,840 Listen. I'm forty... 387 00:21:31,575 --> 00:21:33,844 one. 388 00:21:33,877 --> 00:21:37,114 I have a new job every two weeks and a new boyfriend every other. 389 00:21:39,716 --> 00:21:42,953 Just don't blow everything up before it has a chance to maybe be good. 390 00:21:50,327 --> 00:21:53,664 Oh, I'm getting ice cream. 391 00:21:53,697 --> 00:21:55,708 - You ain't getting shit. - But, Dad, it's my own money. 392 00:21:55,732 --> 00:21:58,635 You order any ice cream, I'm gonna bury you in this fucking parking lot. 393 00:21:58,668 --> 00:22:00,104 That money is for scratchers. 394 00:22:00,904 --> 00:22:02,239 Hey. 395 00:22:02,272 --> 00:22:05,075 - You find my fucking daughter or what? - Where's our sister, cop? 396 00:22:05,108 --> 00:22:07,219 - You know what, Dad, I'm getting ice cream, okay... - Shut the fuck up! 397 00:22:07,243 --> 00:22:09,246 Go be somewhere else! Now! 398 00:22:10,916 --> 00:22:12,785 Hey, so? 399 00:22:13,883 --> 00:22:15,219 Please have a seat. 400 00:22:23,960 --> 00:22:25,271 - What's this? - I have some friends 401 00:22:25,295 --> 00:22:29,333 who can get information for me very quickly, and lets just say, 402 00:22:29,366 --> 00:22:31,301 I have some good news. 403 00:22:31,334 --> 00:22:33,737 Oh, yeah? It's about fucking time. 404 00:22:36,740 --> 00:22:38,275 What the fuck is this shit? 405 00:22:38,308 --> 00:22:40,310 I don't have cancer. 406 00:22:40,343 --> 00:22:42,947 - What did you just say? - Fuck him up, Daddy. 407 00:22:43,380 --> 00:22:44,615 Sit down. 408 00:22:45,382 --> 00:22:46,850 Please. 409 00:22:49,886 --> 00:22:53,056 What I'm trying to tell you is that, now that I beat this thing, 410 00:22:53,089 --> 00:22:56,393 I am ready and committed to finding your daughter. 411 00:22:56,426 --> 00:22:58,028 And to finding this... 412 00:22:58,061 --> 00:22:59,421 This son of a bitch. 413 00:23:00,897 --> 00:23:02,365 This bastard boy. 414 00:23:02,399 --> 00:23:03,621 Yeah. God damn it, 415 00:23:03,622 --> 00:23:05,335 this is my fucking daughter we're talking about, right? 416 00:23:05,368 --> 00:23:07,671 And I apologize for any lack of focus, 417 00:23:07,704 --> 00:23:10,374 but now, this is my life. 418 00:23:10,407 --> 00:23:12,209 This is my mission. 419 00:23:12,242 --> 00:23:14,878 Getting your daughter back. 420 00:23:14,911 --> 00:23:18,382 Fucking A, okay? This is fucking awesome news. Awesome fucking news. 421 00:23:18,415 --> 00:23:20,684 Now, I'm gonna need some information. 422 00:23:20,717 --> 00:23:22,185 What do we know about this kid? 423 00:23:22,218 --> 00:23:24,121 Family? Friends? 424 00:23:25,121 --> 00:23:26,857 What's his problemo? 425 00:23:26,890 --> 00:23:29,926 Well, before this little cocksucker stole my daughter, 426 00:23:29,959 --> 00:23:31,299 he burned down his house 427 00:23:31,300 --> 00:23:33,063 and he burned it down with his dad still in it. 428 00:23:33,096 --> 00:23:35,365 But truth be told, the firefighter told me that, uh, 429 00:23:35,398 --> 00:23:37,834 the dad was already dead before the house burned down. 430 00:23:37,867 --> 00:23:39,499 I don't know, cancer or some shit like that, 431 00:23:39,500 --> 00:23:40,839 I'm not really fucking sure. 432 00:23:42,372 --> 00:23:44,307 - Did you say "cancer"? - Yeah. 433 00:23:44,340 --> 00:23:47,244 You know what? I gotta have a smoke. 434 00:23:47,277 --> 00:23:49,379 Can I fucking smoke here? Shit. 435 00:23:49,412 --> 00:23:53,417 Hey, everyone, my daughter got kidnapped, 436 00:23:53,450 --> 00:23:56,253 so I'm gonna smoke. You can all fucking blow me. 437 00:23:56,286 --> 00:23:58,455 Cancer, you sure of that? 438 00:23:58,488 --> 00:24:00,691 Yeah. What's your fucking deal, hmm? 439 00:24:01,491 --> 00:24:03,760 Now, this boy... 440 00:24:03,793 --> 00:24:06,697 He's obviously lashing out. He's in pain. 441 00:24:06,730 --> 00:24:08,198 You are fucking with me, aren't you? 442 00:24:08,231 --> 00:24:09,800 Maybe we should be helping him. 443 00:24:09,833 --> 00:24:10,834 That's it. 444 00:24:10,868 --> 00:24:13,070 What did you fucking say? 445 00:24:14,170 --> 00:24:15,372 This fucking guy. 446 00:24:15,405 --> 00:24:16,540 Daddy, are you okay? 447 00:24:16,573 --> 00:24:18,975 Cannot believe you do this after all you've been through 448 00:24:19,008 --> 00:24:20,711 with your cancer and everything? 449 00:24:21,978 --> 00:24:24,748 Jay, there's something I forgot to tell you. 450 00:24:37,761 --> 00:24:38,795 Stop. 451 00:24:42,198 --> 00:24:44,334 Hey. Where did you get that jacket? 452 00:24:44,367 --> 00:24:47,437 - Uh... Uh... - Are you Wayne's girl? 453 00:24:47,470 --> 00:24:49,339 Yeah, who the fuck are you? 454 00:24:49,372 --> 00:24:52,776 - Um, I'm so sorry. I didn't... - He loved you so much. 455 00:24:52,809 --> 00:24:54,445 I didn't mean to. It's just... 456 00:24:55,078 --> 00:24:56,313 We just... 457 00:24:58,815 --> 00:24:59,950 Don't try nothing funny. 458 00:25:04,087 --> 00:25:05,089 So, if he wins... 459 00:25:05,522 --> 00:25:06,757 We let him go. 460 00:25:06,790 --> 00:25:07,991 If I win... 461 00:25:09,826 --> 00:25:11,128 we don't. 462 00:25:11,161 --> 00:25:12,463 What are we playing, guys? 463 00:25:12,496 --> 00:25:15,899 Simple. You do what I do, but better and faster, you go home. 464 00:25:15,932 --> 00:25:17,901 You ready? My curry's getting cold. 465 00:25:18,268 --> 00:25:19,269 I guess. 466 00:25:20,303 --> 00:25:21,839 Put on some fucking music. 467 00:25:23,840 --> 00:25:25,041 One, two, three, go. 468 00:25:37,120 --> 00:25:38,155 Your turn. 469 00:25:51,434 --> 00:25:53,270 What the hell is this shit? 470 00:25:53,303 --> 00:25:54,938 - Hey. - Hey. 471 00:25:54,971 --> 00:25:56,940 Oh, great, now we're gonna have to kill her, too? 472 00:25:56,973 --> 00:25:58,141 She your friend? 473 00:25:58,174 --> 00:26:00,143 Little girl come to big boy play, huh? 474 00:26:00,176 --> 00:26:01,987 Come on. You don't even know how to start that thing. 475 00:26:04,480 --> 00:26:08,019 I can see my goddamn breath in here. Can we put on a fire? 476 00:26:08,046 --> 00:26:10,053 Why don't you learn how to cut wood 477 00:26:10,086 --> 00:26:11,288 and stop fucking nagging me? 478 00:26:26,436 --> 00:26:28,371 Now, I'm gonna cut your dick off. 479 00:26:28,404 --> 00:26:29,473 No. Wait. 480 00:26:31,174 --> 00:26:32,976 - I didn't get my turn. - What? 481 00:26:36,546 --> 00:26:37,815 Jesus Christ! 482 00:26:44,921 --> 00:26:47,024 Ah! Fuck! 483 00:26:47,924 --> 00:26:49,326 You fucking cocksucker! 484 00:27:01,571 --> 00:27:04,040 Fucking bitch, get the fuck over there. 485 00:27:04,073 --> 00:27:05,342 Don't. 486 00:27:05,375 --> 00:27:06,977 I have to, though, don't I? 487 00:27:07,010 --> 00:27:08,111 No, you don't. 488 00:27:12,682 --> 00:27:13,950 Northside, bitch! 489 00:27:25,161 --> 00:27:27,297 So, what do you guys wanna do now? 490 00:27:29,032 --> 00:27:30,433 Wanna get high or something? 491 00:27:43,713 --> 00:27:45,548 This is how it's gonna go. 492 00:27:45,581 --> 00:27:47,984 We're gonna be friends first. 493 00:27:48,017 --> 00:27:50,487 I'm not, like, breakin' up or... 494 00:27:50,520 --> 00:27:52,890 We're just gonna take things slower. 495 00:27:53,623 --> 00:27:55,025 And then, we'll see. 496 00:27:57,226 --> 00:27:59,596 I'm weird, fucked up, so... 497 00:28:00,697 --> 00:28:02,466 I stabbed a knife through my own hand. 498 00:28:05,001 --> 00:28:08,071 I don't wanna be a 41-year-old single crack-head waitress with regrets. 499 00:28:08,638 --> 00:28:09,673 Me neither. 500 00:28:13,376 --> 00:28:14,645 How much farther we got? 501 00:28:15,611 --> 00:28:16,946 Florida? 502 00:28:16,979 --> 00:28:20,050 I got a postcard with the town we're going to. We'll buy a map. 503 00:28:27,323 --> 00:28:28,723 Tell me you didn't fucking lose it. 504 00:28:36,232 --> 00:28:39,302 What? You're not pressing charges, tough guy, huh? 505 00:28:39,335 --> 00:28:41,638 You're going through a lot right now, Mr. Luccetti. 506 00:28:41,671 --> 00:28:43,707 It's understandable you would be emotional. 507 00:28:43,740 --> 00:28:48,645 Your daughter out there with that boy whose dad had cancer. 508 00:28:48,678 --> 00:28:52,515 I recently got a second chance myself, so I'm feeling generous. 509 00:28:52,548 --> 00:28:53,716 That's fantastic. 510 00:28:53,749 --> 00:28:55,761 What are you gonna do about my fucking daughter, hmm? 511 00:28:55,785 --> 00:28:58,188 Yeah, what the fuck are you gonna do about my sister? 512 00:28:58,221 --> 00:29:00,256 I'm gonna find her is what the heck I'm gonna do. 513 00:29:00,289 --> 00:29:01,491 Yeah, well... 514 00:29:02,191 --> 00:29:03,626 Thanks for nothing. 515 00:29:03,659 --> 00:29:05,528 Geller? 516 00:29:05,561 --> 00:29:07,431 I got something to help you guys out. 517 00:29:11,567 --> 00:29:14,270 The sketch of the boy's penis? 518 00:29:14,303 --> 00:29:15,681 I'm not sure how that helps us find him. 519 00:29:15,705 --> 00:29:18,041 No. This. 520 00:29:18,074 --> 00:29:19,752 I don't think the kid meant for this to be in here, 521 00:29:19,776 --> 00:29:23,380 but I'm pretty damn sure that's the kid's mom. 522 00:29:23,413 --> 00:29:25,157 It's been a long time she's lived in my building, 523 00:29:25,181 --> 00:29:27,250 but I'm almost positive that's her. 524 00:29:27,283 --> 00:29:30,487 And look where it's stamped from. 525 00:29:32,522 --> 00:29:34,358 "Ocala, Florida." 526 00:29:35,658 --> 00:29:38,128 Huh. It's somethin'. 527 00:29:38,161 --> 00:29:39,875 Dad, can we stop for pizza or something? 528 00:29:39,876 --> 00:29:41,106 I haven't eaten in, like, all day. 529 00:29:41,130 --> 00:29:43,033 You fuckin' liar, we had chicken parms. 530 00:29:43,066 --> 00:29:45,811 Shut your fucking mouths and get in the truck. We're going to Florida. 531 00:29:45,835 --> 00:29:47,371 Yes. That's what I'm talking about. 532 00:29:48,137 --> 00:29:49,272 - Thanks. - Hmm. 533 00:29:49,305 --> 00:29:50,640 I pulled his file. 534 00:29:50,673 --> 00:29:52,676 This kid has got a really bad history. 535 00:29:58,381 --> 00:30:00,217 So what you thinking, Sarge? 536 00:30:02,185 --> 00:30:03,353 Second chances. 537 00:32:12,813 --> 00:32:16,729 CREDITS 538 00:32:17,320 --> 00:32:18,555 Next on "Wayne." 539 00:32:18,588 --> 00:32:19,923 Holy shit. We made the news. 540 00:32:19,956 --> 00:32:22,192 Here's what we do. We come up with a cover story. 541 00:32:22,225 --> 00:32:24,594 I'm Angelica. This is... 542 00:32:24,627 --> 00:32:25,862 Uh... 543 00:32:26,896 --> 00:32:27,658 John? 544 00:32:27,685 --> 00:32:29,713 Wayne's my boy. Whatever you think he did, he's innocent. 545 00:32:29,740 --> 00:32:31,658 You do know that he burned down his house, 546 00:32:31,685 --> 00:32:33,536 assaulted a man, and kidnapped his daughter? 547 00:32:33,569 --> 00:32:35,638 Do you know how many times I tried to help that kid? 548 00:32:35,671 --> 00:32:36,915 - So, we're doing this or what? - Wayne. 549 00:32:36,939 --> 00:32:39,318 Yeah, listen to your sister. Don't get yourself killed. Whoo! 550 00:32:39,869 --> 00:32:41,980 This is your idea of lying low? 551 00:32:42,007 --> 00:32:43,309 Stop! Stop! 552 00:32:43,994 --> 00:32:45,329 Hey. I got you. Come here. 553 00:32:45,356 --> 00:32:46,692 I think I shit my pants. 554 00:32:46,719 --> 00:32:51,719 - Synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.addic7ed.com -