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Previously on Young Sheldon...

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Veronica.

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I-I'm here for your mom's Bible study.

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I'm glad you could join us.

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What are you doing?

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Come here for Bible study.

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If you want to be a good Christian,

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maybe you should stop
lying through your teeth.

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Hey, Mom, just a heads-up:
I'm gettin' baptized tomorrow.

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We did it!

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I'm so happy!

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I love you.

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Oh!

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There are certain phrases

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that are used by dads around the world.

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# Well, it's all right... #

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Close the fridge.

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You're wastin' money.

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I'm having trouble deciding
between puddg and Jell-O.

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Well, decide what you
want, and then open it.

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But I need the visual input.

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Does the pudding have a skin?

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Plus, it's good fun jiggling the Jell-O.

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Do you have any idea
what our electric bill is?

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Yes. I do our taxes.

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And it's higher than it should be.

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And why do you think that is?

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Well, I don't want to point any fingers,

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but Missy sleeps with a night-light.

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Make a choice and close the door.

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Okay. There's only one
logical way to settle this.

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Eenie-meenie...

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Close the door!

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Hey.

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What do you want?

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I just wanted to apologize again.

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My behavior was crazy.

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I blame hormones.

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Really? 'Cause I blame you.

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Is there any way you can forgive me?

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Please.

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Fine. I forgive you.

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You're not just saying it
'cause you're trying to be

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a good Christian and you're
afraid of going to Hell?

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Do you want me to forgive you or not?

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Very much.

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Then stop talking and let's move on.

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So... so we're friends again?

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Sure.

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Just as friends, would
you wanna hang out

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on Saturday night?

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In a no-kissing and no-punching-in-
the-face kind of way?

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I can't. My boyfriend's
taking me to dinner.

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Boyfriend, boyfriend, boyfriend...

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You know, I got to run.

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I'm glad we're friends again.

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- Your brother looks upset.
- Really?

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I would have guessed hungry.

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See you later.

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Mr. Givens, a moment of your time?

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I'm curious about more
cost-effective methods

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of generating electricity.

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And?

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And I came to you. Go.

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Well, there's fossil
fuels, like oil and coal.

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- Too dirty.
- Oh. Hydro?

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- Too wet.
- Solar?

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With this fair skin? Next.

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Wind?

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You know what the problem with wind is.

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It's too reliant on wind.

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I think I'm looking

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for something a little more indoors.

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How about nuclear power?

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It's clean and efficient and very safe,

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until something goes horribly wrong.

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That could work.

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Oh. Goody.

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Are we done?

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Almost. I have one last
question about nuclear reactors.

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What?

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How do I build one? Go.

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Spoiler alert: he didn't know.

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Hello?

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Hello, my little vicuņa.

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Well, hello to you, too.

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And more importantly, what is a vicuņa?

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Only what I feel is the
cutest camelid on the planet.

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Well, I suppose I could
ask you what a camelid is,

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but you're just gonna say
more words that I don't know.

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What's up?

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There's an upcoming
event at the university,

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and I'd like you to be my plus-one.

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Oh. Well, I'd love to go.

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- Wonderful! It's a date. Bye.
- Wait, wait.

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Hang on there, partner. I
need a little more information.

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When is this event?

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This Friday night.

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Oh. What time?

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I'm not sure.

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Well, will there be food?

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I have no idea.

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What's the dress code?

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Not a clue.

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Well, what do you know?

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You're my plus-one.

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Well, you go do a little more
research and get back to me.

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You got it!

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Bye.

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- Wait.
- What?

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Love you!

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Love you, too.

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Hello. Is this the studio that
makes the Professor Proton show?

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Excellent.

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May I speak to him, please?

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Well, then I'd like
to leave him a message.

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My name is Sheldon Cooper,
and I'm trying to build

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a nuclear reactor, and
I could use his help.

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My number is 409-356-6049.

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Thank you. I'm gonna hang up now,

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because this is long-distance,

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and my father doesn't make much money.

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Good-bye.

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Georgie, question:

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In the hallway earlier today,

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were you upset or hungry?

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Shut up.

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That's hungry.

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Connie, I believe I have answers

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to all your questions.

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Lay it on me.

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Time: the event begins at 6:00 p.m.

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The dress code is: business attire.

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Dinner will be served,
but it's been suggested

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that we eat first, because
the food is dreadful.

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Good to know.

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And last but not least,

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a camelid is any member
of the camelidae family,

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such as llamas, alpacas or vicuņas.

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You didn't ask that one,

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but, uh, it seemed like
something you should know.

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John...

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is everybody at this party
gonna be a scientist like you?

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Not everybody. You'll be there.

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That's kind of what I'm gettin' at.

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Is there a problem?

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Well...

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yeah.

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I didn't go to college.

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I was a total screwup in high school.

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I might not fit in at all.

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Don't be silly.
Everyone's gonna love you!

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And I'm excited to show you off.

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The general consensus among
the faculty is you don't exist.

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How I feel about that.

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Oh, don't worry... it says more
about me than it does about you.

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I'll get it.

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It's like dating the
Encyclopedia Britannica.

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Oh, hello, Sheldon.

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Good evening. Do you have any idea

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where I could obtain
radioactive material?

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That's an interesting question.
What do you need it for?

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I'm trying to build a
small nuclear reactor

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to provide electricity for my house.

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And possibly the whole neighborhood,

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if they're nice to me.

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- Fun.
- The problem is, I don't know

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where to get the necessary
radioactive material.

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Oh. Do you happen to have
any unexploded atomic bombs?

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Not a one.

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Shoot.

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What about an X-ray machine?

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Nope.

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That makes sense. You're just a kid.

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Oh! I know!

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Smoke detectors contain trace amounts

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of americium-241.

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Interesting.

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But I'd need a lot of them,

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and they're expensive.

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True.

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Hey, I bet if you call a few companies

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and say it's for a school project,

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you could get them for free.

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That's a great idea. Thanks.

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You're very welcome.

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What a cute kid.

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Who was that at the door?

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- Sheldon.
- What did he want?

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Oh, nothing. He just
had a science query.

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Ooh, biscuits!

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Where's Georgie?

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I don't know. I called
him ten minutes ago.

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He's probably curled up in a ball,

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crying about Veronica.

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Why do you say that?

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It's just what I'm hearing.

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From who?

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I'm kinda plugged into this town.

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I'll go check on him.

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Where exactly you getting all this info?

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There's a lot of kid sisters out there.

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We talk.

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Honey?

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Can I come in?

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No.

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Aw, baby,

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everything all right?

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I don't want to talk about it.

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You might feel better if you do.

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Is it about a girl?

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How do you know?

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Sometimes a mother
can sense these things.

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Veronica has a boyfriend.

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You mean Dustin?

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You know him?

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Well, yeah, she met
him through the church.

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Lovely young man.

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You like him?

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Oh. Well, um...

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the Lord teaches us to like everybody.

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I just can't stop thinking
about her with another guy,

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and it's making me crazy.

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Aw. Why don't you come eat something?

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You'll feel better.

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I can't.

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I feel like I got
punched in the stomach.

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Trust me,

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this'll pass.

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You will meet other girls.

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They won't be Veronica.

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Is he taller than me?

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It doesn't matter.

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It's what's inside a person that counts.

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How much taller?

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A lot.

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Mrs. Sparks' credit card
got declined at Payless.

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No kidding.

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She went nuts.

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But you didn't hear it from me.

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Mm.

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Poor baby is just crushed.

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Oh, man.

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I've been through that. Brutal.

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When did I break your heart?

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Oh, it wasn't you.

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Then who was it?

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Oh, doesn't matter.

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It was a long time ago.

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But who?

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Dad, I don't want to
get ahead of myself,

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but I think I solved
our electricity problem.

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Not now, Sheldon.

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I wouldn't mind hearing it.

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Who?

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If you want, I'll ask around.

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For many children,

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their happiest memory
is the day they learned

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to ride a bike.

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For others, it's when
they got their first puppy.

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For me, it was the day

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I received a box of 57 defective

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smoke detectors loaded
with americium-241.

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Yes!

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My dearest Veronica... No.

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My beloved Veronica...

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Better. It's got "love" in it.

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Every minute I'm away
from you is an eternity.

272
00:10:51,819 --> 00:10:53,819
But it feels longer than that.

273
00:10:53,821 --> 00:10:56,555
I can't eat, I can't sleep,

274
00:10:56,557 --> 00:10:58,905
it's like there's a hole in my heart

275
00:10:58,908 --> 00:11:01,059
that only your love can fill.

276
00:11:01,061 --> 00:11:02,561
So true.

277
00:11:02,563 --> 00:11:04,796
And yes, I know about Dustin,

278
00:11:04,798 --> 00:11:07,032
but he can't love you the way I do.

279
00:11:07,034 --> 00:11:09,835
Because my love is the kind of love

280
00:11:09,837 --> 00:11:12,037
that is true love.

281
00:11:12,039 --> 00:11:14,573
The kind that lovers feel

282
00:11:14,575 --> 00:11:16,775
when they're in love.

283
00:11:16,777 --> 00:11:18,443
Beautiful.

284
00:11:18,445 --> 00:11:20,579
So in conclusion, I hope,

285
00:11:20,581 --> 00:11:22,080
no, I pray,

286
00:11:22,082 --> 00:11:23,615
I hope and pray

287
00:11:23,617 --> 00:11:25,350
that you'll give me the chance

288
00:11:25,352 --> 00:11:27,257
to be the boyfriend you deserve.

289
00:11:27,260 --> 00:11:28,887
And when the time is right,

290
00:11:28,889 --> 00:11:32,007
I'm able to shower you
with diamonds, houses,

291
00:11:32,010 --> 00:11:33,276
boats, and cars,

292
00:11:33,279 --> 00:11:34,679
the husband of your dreams.

293
00:11:34,682 --> 00:11:37,655
Loving you with my heart, my soul,

294
00:11:37,658 --> 00:11:39,164
and my lips,

295
00:11:39,166 --> 00:11:40,866
Georgie Cooper.

296
00:11:41,936 --> 00:11:43,424
Just tell me her name.

297
00:11:43,427 --> 00:11:45,937
It's not important.
It was a long time ago.

298
00:11:45,940 --> 00:11:48,006
Then how come I don't know about it?

299
00:11:48,008 --> 00:11:50,108
Because I married you,
and no one else matters.

300
00:11:50,110 --> 00:11:51,577
If that's so,

301
00:11:51,580 --> 00:11:53,572
why'd this mystery
woman break your heart?

302
00:11:53,575 --> 00:11:55,257
Come on, Mare.

303
00:11:55,260 --> 00:11:56,452
We were young.

304
00:11:56,455 --> 00:11:57,991
We were kids.

305
00:11:57,994 --> 00:11:59,284
Leave it alone.

306
00:12:01,789 --> 00:12:04,590
Just tell me her name,
and I'll drop it forever.

307
00:12:06,660 --> 00:12:08,660
You swear?

308
00:12:08,662 --> 00:12:09,858
You know I don't swear.

309
00:12:09,861 --> 00:12:10,963
You promise?

310
00:12:10,965 --> 00:12:12,431
Absolutely.

311
00:12:14,210 --> 00:12:16,910
- Kathryn Dempsey.
- Kathryn Dempsey?!

312
00:12:16,913 --> 00:12:19,062
You watched me make cupcakes
for her daughter's birthday,

313
00:12:19,064 --> 00:12:21,116
and you never told me you
were in love with her?!

314
00:12:21,119 --> 00:12:22,569
I was 15 years old,

315
00:12:22,572 --> 00:12:24,242
and she didn't love me back.

316
00:12:24,244 --> 00:12:25,377
If she did,

317
00:12:25,379 --> 00:12:27,245
would you have married
her instead of me?

318
00:12:27,247 --> 00:12:28,347
But she didn't!

319
00:12:28,349 --> 00:12:29,548
Okay!

320
00:12:29,550 --> 00:12:31,316
Now I have my answer.

321
00:12:32,419 --> 00:12:33,986
Kathryn Dempsey?!

322
00:12:33,988 --> 00:12:36,088
I was 15!

323
00:12:41,228 --> 00:12:42,794
Hey, Sheldon.

324
00:12:42,796 --> 00:12:44,080
Hello, Billy.

325
00:12:44,083 --> 00:12:45,197
What you doing?

326
00:12:45,199 --> 00:12:47,065
Building a nuclear reactor.

327
00:12:47,067 --> 00:12:49,783
Cool. I'm having Lucky
Charms for dinner.

328
00:12:53,166 --> 00:12:55,307
What are you gonna do
with it when you're done?

329
00:12:55,309 --> 00:12:58,443
Stand in front of the
refrigerator as long as I want.

330
00:12:58,445 --> 00:13:00,112
Cool.

331
00:13:00,114 --> 00:13:02,447
Why are you eating cereal for dinner?

332
00:13:02,449 --> 00:13:03,649
I was hungry,

333
00:13:03,651 --> 00:13:05,632
and my parents are in
their bedroom kissing.

334
00:13:33,981 --> 00:13:36,615
Hey, pal.

335
00:13:37,885 --> 00:13:39,818
What's this, a love note?

336
00:13:39,820 --> 00:13:42,195
- Give that back!
- Oh, I don't think so.

337
00:13:42,198 --> 00:13:44,186
"To my beloved Veronica,

338
00:13:44,189 --> 00:13:47,483
"Every minute I'm away
from you is an eternity.

339
00:13:47,486 --> 00:13:49,828
But it feels longer than that.

340
00:13:49,830 --> 00:13:52,406
I can't eat, I can't sleep,

341
00:13:52,409 --> 00:13:55,210
it feels like there's a hole
in my heart that only you

342
00:13:55,213 --> 00:13:56,369
can fill..."

343
00:14:06,978 --> 00:14:08,711
Champagne?

344
00:14:09,781 --> 00:14:11,247
Oh, I'm fine, thank you.

345
00:14:11,249 --> 00:14:13,349
These are for me.

346
00:14:13,351 --> 00:14:14,684
Are-are you all right?

347
00:14:14,686 --> 00:14:16,819
No, I'm very nervous.

348
00:14:16,821 --> 00:14:18,211
That's interesting.

349
00:14:18,214 --> 00:14:20,323
Normally, I'm the one
who's unsure of himself

350
00:14:20,325 --> 00:14:21,778
in a social situation,

351
00:14:21,781 --> 00:14:23,192
but tonight, it's you.

352
00:14:23,194 --> 00:14:25,328
Yeah. Frickin' fascinating.

353
00:14:25,330 --> 00:14:27,263
Dr. Sturgis, good to see you.

354
00:14:27,265 --> 00:14:28,798
Dr. Linkletter.

355
00:14:28,800 --> 00:14:31,000
Please meet my girlfriend,

356
00:14:31,002 --> 00:14:32,368
Connie Tucker.

357
00:14:32,370 --> 00:14:33,870
Nice to meet you, Dr. Tucker.

358
00:14:33,872 --> 00:14:35,071
I'm not a doctor.

359
00:14:35,074 --> 00:14:36,623
But I would like to point out,

360
00:14:36,626 --> 00:14:37,974
she's quite real.

361
00:14:37,976 --> 00:14:39,008
I can see that.

362
00:14:39,010 --> 00:14:40,279
And our relationship

363
00:14:40,282 --> 00:14:41,423
is more

364
00:14:41,426 --> 00:14:43,526
- than just friends.
- That's enough.

365
00:14:43,529 --> 00:14:44,647
In fact,

366
00:14:44,649 --> 00:14:46,549
it's flat-out erotic.

367
00:14:46,551 --> 00:14:48,217
Change the subject, John.

368
00:14:48,219 --> 00:14:50,735
You got it, girlfriend.

369
00:14:50,738 --> 00:14:51,821
Dr. Linkletter

370
00:14:51,823 --> 00:14:54,592
is working on an intriguing theory

371
00:14:54,595 --> 00:14:57,026
of quantum gravity.

372
00:14:57,028 --> 00:14:59,178
- Is that so?
- He can explain it

373
00:14:59,181 --> 00:15:01,063
much better than I can.

374
00:15:01,065 --> 00:15:02,165
Are you familiar at all

375
00:15:02,167 --> 00:15:03,699
with string theory?

376
00:15:03,701 --> 00:15:05,493
Remind me.

377
00:15:05,496 --> 00:15:07,740
Well, basically, it's a
string theoretic interpretation

378
00:15:07,743 --> 00:15:09,556
of the graviton.

379
00:15:09,559 --> 00:15:12,100
Every force is an exchange of particles.

380
00:15:12,103 --> 00:15:14,610
Gravity is the exchange of gravitons.

381
00:15:14,612 --> 00:15:16,679
Meemaw, are you even listening?

382
00:15:16,681 --> 00:15:17,747
What?

383
00:15:17,749 --> 00:15:20,216
The graviton is a massless string.

384
00:15:20,218 --> 00:15:22,032
The graviton is a massless string.

385
00:15:22,035 --> 00:15:23,085
Wow!

386
00:15:23,087 --> 00:15:24,774
Well, yes, it is.

387
00:15:24,777 --> 00:15:27,023
When did you learn that?

388
00:15:27,025 --> 00:15:29,325
I get around.

389
00:15:29,327 --> 00:15:31,294
In fact, I would go so far as to say

390
00:15:31,296 --> 00:15:33,296
that every force is an
exchange of particles,

391
00:15:33,298 --> 00:15:35,962
and gravity is an exchange of gravitons.

392
00:15:35,965 --> 00:15:37,033
Correct!

393
00:15:37,035 --> 00:15:38,734
Yes!

394
00:15:38,736 --> 00:15:40,403
John, where have you been hiding her?

395
00:15:40,405 --> 00:15:41,571
I haven't.

396
00:15:41,573 --> 00:15:42,972
I've talked about her quite a bit,

397
00:15:42,974 --> 00:15:46,451
but you all said she was a
figment of my imagination.

398
00:15:46,454 --> 00:15:48,162
She's dynamite.

399
00:15:50,014 --> 00:15:52,348
Hello. I'd like to
speak to Arthur Jeffries.

400
00:15:52,350 --> 00:15:54,283
He plays Professor Proton.

401
00:15:54,285 --> 00:15:56,085
But you probably know that,

402
00:15:56,087 --> 00:15:57,887
since you answer the
phone at the station

403
00:15:57,889 --> 00:16:01,490
that makes the show, you lucky duck.

404
00:16:01,492 --> 00:16:04,126
Then I'd like to leave
him another message.

405
00:16:04,128 --> 00:16:06,128
Please tell him Sheldon
Cooper called again

406
00:16:06,130 --> 00:16:07,730
and that I've successfully obtained

407
00:16:07,732 --> 00:16:10,866
the radioactive material
that I'm looking for.

408
00:16:10,868 --> 00:16:13,201
Yes, americium-241.

409
00:16:13,204 --> 00:16:15,738
I have lots of it.

410
00:16:15,740 --> 00:16:18,241
I live at 5501 Grant Avenue,

411
00:16:18,243 --> 00:16:19,842
Medford, Texas.

412
00:16:19,844 --> 00:16:21,711
If you're sending me
an autographed picture,

413
00:16:21,713 --> 00:16:23,112
I already have one.

414
00:16:23,114 --> 00:16:25,948
Ooh, how about one of his bow ties?

415
00:16:25,950 --> 00:16:27,639
And then Bryan Larkin read the letter

416
00:16:27,642 --> 00:16:29,899
- out loud in the hall.
- No.

417
00:16:29,902 --> 00:16:32,553
Georgie used the word
"love," like, 30 times.

418
00:16:32,556 --> 00:16:33,892
It was pathetic.

419
00:16:33,895 --> 00:16:35,094
That hurts to hear.

420
00:16:35,097 --> 00:16:37,399
Really? I think it's hilarious.

421
00:16:39,163 --> 00:16:41,230
Also, my math teacher's pregnant.

422
00:16:41,232 --> 00:16:42,431
Well, that's nice.

423
00:16:42,433 --> 00:16:45,334
It might not be her husband's.

424
00:16:46,537 --> 00:16:48,571
Whose do you think it is?

425
00:16:54,177 --> 00:16:55,510
Hey.

426
00:16:55,587 --> 00:16:56,912
Hey.

427
00:16:56,914 --> 00:16:58,114
Going somewhere?

428
00:16:58,116 --> 00:16:59,342
Alaska.

429
00:16:59,345 --> 00:17:01,117
Gonna work on the pipeline.

430
00:17:01,119 --> 00:17:02,381
Alaska, huh?

431
00:17:02,384 --> 00:17:04,020
That-That's pretty far.

432
00:17:04,022 --> 00:17:06,022
Not far enough, but it'll have to do.

433
00:17:06,024 --> 00:17:08,357
Look, Georgie,

434
00:17:08,359 --> 00:17:11,227
I know it feels bad right now, but...

435
00:17:11,229 --> 00:17:13,162
I promise it'll get better.

436
00:17:13,164 --> 00:17:14,857
How's it gonna get better?

437
00:17:14,860 --> 00:17:16,381
Veronica thinks I'm a jerk,

438
00:17:16,384 --> 00:17:18,834
and everyone in the school's
calling me Lovey Cooper.

439
00:17:18,836 --> 00:17:20,665
Ooh, that is not a good name.

440
00:17:20,668 --> 00:17:23,272
It doesn't matter, 'cause I'm
never going back to that school.

441
00:17:23,274 --> 00:17:24,379
Listen to me.

442
00:17:24,382 --> 00:17:25,482
Hey.

443
00:17:28,012 --> 00:17:29,211
You're a good-looking kid,

444
00:17:29,213 --> 00:17:32,198
and you got a big heart.

445
00:17:32,200 --> 00:17:34,667
Once we get you on a
daily shower schedule,

446
00:17:34,669 --> 00:17:36,552
the girls are gonna be lining up.

447
00:17:36,554 --> 00:17:37,887
I don't want girls.

448
00:17:37,889 --> 00:17:39,322
I want Veronica.

449
00:17:39,324 --> 00:17:41,420
Yeah, maybe you'll get
her and maybe you won't.

450
00:17:41,423 --> 00:17:43,242
But someday, you'll find the woman

451
00:17:43,244 --> 00:17:44,812
who was really meant for you.

452
00:17:44,815 --> 00:17:46,529
You mean like Kathryn Dempsey?

453
00:17:46,532 --> 00:17:47,967
Alaska's beautiful.

454
00:17:47,970 --> 00:17:49,482
How 'bout I go with you?

455
00:17:49,484 --> 00:17:51,684
Who's Kathryn Dempsey?

456
00:17:51,686 --> 00:17:53,019
I was 15 years...

457
00:17:53,021 --> 00:17:55,621
I was 15 years old!

458
00:17:57,191 --> 00:17:59,110
Connie, tell me,

459
00:17:59,113 --> 00:18:00,476
did you grow up in Texas?

460
00:18:00,478 --> 00:18:03,312
Took my first bath in a ten-gallon hat.

461
00:18:03,314 --> 00:18:04,865
That's wonderful.

462
00:18:04,868 --> 00:18:07,750
My goodness, you're as
funny as you are beautiful.

463
00:18:07,752 --> 00:18:10,019
That's a nice thing to say

464
00:18:10,021 --> 00:18:11,387
to your friend's girlfriend.

465
00:18:11,389 --> 00:18:12,722
Actually, I don't think

466
00:18:12,724 --> 00:18:13,842
it is so nice.

467
00:18:13,845 --> 00:18:15,257
If I didn't know any better,

468
00:18:15,259 --> 00:18:18,321
I'd say you were sweet-talking
my date right in front of me.

469
00:18:18,324 --> 00:18:19,662
You're a pretty smart man, John.

470
00:18:19,664 --> 00:18:20,796
Trust your gut.

471
00:18:21,699 --> 00:18:23,165
Oh, look!

472
00:18:23,167 --> 00:18:25,067
Shrimp cocktail. Let's get some.

473
00:18:25,069 --> 00:18:27,475
- Now, hang on.
- Hey. Take your hand off her,

474
00:18:27,478 --> 00:18:29,905
or there are gonna be
some severe consequences.

475
00:18:29,907 --> 00:18:31,507
Whoa, John, calm down.

476
00:18:31,509 --> 00:18:32,842
What do you see in this guy?

477
00:18:32,844 --> 00:18:33,818
All right, that's it!

478
00:18:35,199 --> 00:18:37,246
Oh, boy, you shouldn't have done that.

479
00:18:37,248 --> 00:18:38,414
Oh!

480
00:18:38,416 --> 00:18:39,515
That's enough! Both of you,

481
00:18:39,517 --> 00:18:41,117
just cool your jets.

482
00:18:41,119 --> 00:18:43,818
This isn't over, Dr. Linkletter!

483
00:18:43,821 --> 00:18:46,872
Anytime, anyplace, Dr. Sturgis.

484
00:18:46,874 --> 00:18:49,459
And your graviton research

485
00:18:49,462 --> 00:18:51,751
is mediocre at best!

486
00:18:52,947 --> 00:18:54,146
Keep moving.

487
00:18:54,148 --> 00:18:55,672
Are you angry with me?

488
00:18:55,675 --> 00:18:56,674
More turned on.

489
00:18:56,677 --> 00:18:58,343
Ooh. Great. Let's go.

490
00:19:04,636 --> 00:19:06,303
Good morning, Mary.

491
00:19:06,306 --> 00:19:07,787
Hmm.

492
00:19:10,297 --> 00:19:12,064
What's that about?

493
00:19:12,066 --> 00:19:14,099
I'm punishing him.

494
00:19:14,101 --> 00:19:15,657
- What for?
- Nothing, really.

495
00:19:15,660 --> 00:19:17,935
But once I got started, I couldn't stop.

496
00:19:20,107 --> 00:19:21,373
I'll get it!

497
00:19:22,576 --> 00:19:23,868
The hell?

498
00:19:23,871 --> 00:19:25,337
Sheldon Cooper live here?

499
00:19:29,283 --> 00:19:30,482
Mare!

500
00:19:40,928 --> 00:19:43,521
Am I in trouble?

501
00:19:43,524 --> 00:19:49,146
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