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It seems today that all you see

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Is violence in movies and sex on TV

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But where are those
good old-fashioned values

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On which we used to rely?

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Lucky there's a family guy

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Lucky there's a man
who positively can do

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All the things that make us

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Laugh and cry

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He's... a... Fam... ily... Guy!

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Previously on Family Guy...

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Dad's working
for the Trump White House?

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Huh... hey, Stewie,
can we do that again?

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Maybe a little more energy?

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Uh, no?

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I-I think we can use it.

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Oh, yay, that's awesome.

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Wow, the White House is great.

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There's no wonder
you spend two days a week here.

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I'm sorry, can you hang on a sec?

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Got to close this window.

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Melania's out there
blowing bubbles for Eric.

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Dad, I got one in my mouth.

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It tastes like soap!

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Tremendous. Amazing.

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Okay, Peter, your main job here
is to go in rooms before me

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to make sure
there's no static electricity.

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Don't go in there. It's not safe.

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Well done, Peter.

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Everyone, welcome to our new place.

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I think we're gonna enjoy
the Beltway lifestyle.

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Washington, D.C. is
a wonderful city to call home.

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And will we be putting our kids
in the local public schools?

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No, I would not recommend it.

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Dibs on the bedroom
in which an intern got murdered.

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Aw, I want the intern murder bedroom!

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There's no need to fight, kids.

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An intern has been murdered
in each of the bedrooms.

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Well, I think this sucks.

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I want to go back to Quahog.

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But we just got here, sweetie.

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Tomorrow, at James Woods High,

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it's Scoliosis Spine Check Day.

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It's the one day a year I get touched!

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Meg, your father got
this great new opportunity,

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and we need to support him.

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Let's give D.C. a chance, huh?

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Yeah, Meg, trust me...

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Before long, we'll fit right in here,

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like a cowboy in a Chinese Starbucks.

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This is the most strangest place ever.

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Yee! Ha!

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Oh, this ain't so different.

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Oh, this is so exciting!

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I've never been to a fancy
White House party before.

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We're happy you're here,
Mrs. Griffin, Mr. Griffin.

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And we're glad you brought
your two children

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and former Governor Chris Christie.

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That's, like, the fourth person
who's called Meg Chris Christie.

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Aw, sweetie, I'm sorry everyone thinks

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you're a historically unpopular
fatso from New Jersey.

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Whatever. I just want to go home.

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Oh, you can't go home yet!

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We haven't even served dinner.

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And I hope you saved your appetite,

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because, later, we're all wiping our ass

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with the Constitution.

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Hi, Brian Griffin.

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They let me write some
of the liberal jokes.

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How you liking 'em?

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Good, there's more coming.

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Folks, to drink this evening,
we've got red wine,

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white wine, and a fifth of bourbon.

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What'll you have, disgraced
political oddity Roger Stone?

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I'll take the fifth.

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That works on two levels.

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Layered.

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Man, the Trump White House
is so awesome.

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And for sure it's not crawling
with Russians.

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That's for actual,

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other American at this party.

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So, what kinds of things

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do you hearing
from our Mr. USA President?

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I don't know, fellow American,

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but here's my Gmail log-in and password,

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'cause I know I can trust you with it.

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Wonderful.

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Now, to please excuse,

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I have very aching gut
from eating so much apple cake.

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Ha! Doesn't get more American than that.

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Sorry! I'm just looking for the exit.

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I didn't mean to...

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Holy girl boner.

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Ivanka Trump

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Has a gentle breeze indoors.

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Tell those kids, if they ever
want to see their parents again,

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they'll make the shoes!

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Do you know who you're dealing with?

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My husband is the son of a felon

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who went to prison for
blackmailing his brother-in-law

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by entrapping him with a prostitute

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and then mailing a copy
of the tape to his own sister!

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All that stuff

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Happened for real.

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Is everything okay?

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Huh? Oh. Yeah.

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Sorry to be out of sorts. I just...

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Sometimes I wish
I could meet someone else

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whose dad is a fat idiot who
once had a hit television show

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and who, over time,
has worn out his welcome.

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- You know, Meg's dad is als...
- Shut up, Tiffany.

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Yeah. Shut up, Tiffany.

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Meg, I think you'd look amazing

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in my brand of lifestyle products

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that are designed to represent
a poor person's idea

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of what a rich person would wear.

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- You think so?
- Trust me.

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When I'm done with you,
you'll be pretty enough to marry

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an Orthodox Jewish son of a felon

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who's too stupid to get
into Harvard the normal way.

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And whose voice is way higher
than you thought it would be?

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Hi, honey. Ready for dinner?

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Stewie, where have you been?

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Ugh, many
American baby things am I doing.

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So, what is your favorite
ballistic missile launch codes?

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Whoa, is that Meg?

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That girl is pretty.

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So pretty by D.C. standards.

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With Geico, you can save
up to 15% on car insurance.

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Wow! Two-thirds of the people
here are talking about me.

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Because you're beautiful, Meg.

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Thanks to you.

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Come on, let me introduce you
to the president.

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He's kind of like my boyfriend.

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Hang on. He's still getting ready.

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Hey, Dad, I want you
to meet my new friend, Meg.

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- Pleased to meet you.
- I've got to run, Dad.

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Thanks again for getting me
plastic surgery in my teens.

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Um, yeah, anyway,

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it's an honor to meet you,
Mr. President.

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This is amazing.

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Yesterday, I was at Quahog Pond,

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pulling out carps
just to watch them suffocate.

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And now look at me,

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with the winner of the 46th-largest

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electoral college victory of all time.

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And, I got to say, I'm a huge fan

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of your board game
and your beef products

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and your fraudulent university and...

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- Oh, my God!
- Oh, please.

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Every president
since Washington has done this.

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Dearest Martha,

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I cannot wait
to once again place my hand

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onto your Gates of Venus.

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My darling Bess,

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tonight, I'm going to drop the Big One

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onto your Pacific theater.

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Hey,
Barbara Bush, working late.

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Sleeping in office.

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Crazy headache.

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You look like my mom.

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Good afternoon, I'm Tim Tucker,

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not my twin brother, Tom.

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Our top story: mentally
challenged boys' T-shirts.

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Are they getting even longer?

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Um, guys, I got to tell you something.

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Last night, at the White House,

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President Trump
touched me inappropriately.

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- What?!
- Meg, that's my boss, all right?

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This is my career you're talking about.

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I spent a whole day working on this.

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You want me to just
throw away in one day

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what I've spent a whole day
trying to build?

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A whole day's worth of work,
poof, gone in a day!

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Meg, you expect us to believe

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that the president of the United States

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would grab a woman by her (BLEEP)?

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That's ridiculous!

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How could you not believe me?

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Oh, hang on. CNN's on,

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where I'm the loudest guy
on an overcrowded panel.

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This country needs
stronger border security.

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Our border security
is the strongest in the world.

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What we need
is to take care of our children.

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I can't get an erection!

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You think giving them amnesty

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is fair to the people
who are already here?

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They're contributing to the economy.

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I've tried all the herbs!

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Amnesty is never the answer.

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It's not amnesty.

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It's recognizing their
contributions to our country.

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They said to meditate,
but I keep fallin' asleep!

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We need stronger vetting.

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And to enforce the laws
already on the books.

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I'm terrified
of being alone with my wife!

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It's too much pressure!

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Well, nothing's ever gonna change

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if Congress isn't willing to compromise.

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- Exactly my point.
- A wall would solve this.

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I wake up with an erection,

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but never when she's in the bed with me!

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A wall would solve nothing.

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These children have rights.

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I spent three grand
on a Sandals vacation,

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thinking that might do it!

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Know what it was?

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Me being limp on a lazy river!

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Well, that's all the time we have.

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- Thank you to Peter Griffin...
- No!

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Don't send me home to my wife!

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Democrats.

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That's why we went to Sandals?

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Dad, did you hear what I said?

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Sorry, Meg, I got to go to work.

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What? You're still gonna work
for that man

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after he assaulted me?

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Meg, you got to stop with these stories.

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People hate a liar.

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Just like closed captioning
stenographers hated

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the Sleepy Hollow guy for some reason.

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Did he carry a broadax?

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The mark on his hand...

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Was it a bow?

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Oh, no. No, no, no, it can't be.

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When I cut off his head.

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Okay, I'll take your questions.

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Me With A Fake Mustache.

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America wants to know
what you're packin' up there.

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I've heard 11 inches. True?

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All right, that's enough from you.

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Me With A Funny Hat.

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I also have heard 11 inches.

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Okay, any non-11-inch questions?

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Me With An Old-Timey Wig.

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I've heard four handbreadths.

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Mr. President, the press
briefing went very well.

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Many people are saying

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it was the best press briefing
in all of history.

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Mr. Griffin, you're not speaking
to President Trump.

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That's a butternut squash.

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Oh. Well, if this lumpy orange
garbage vegetable is here,

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then where's President Donald Trump?

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Mr. President, please,

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I'm not interested.

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You'll regret this.

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Oh, my God.

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Bob's Burgers is on!

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This show speaks
to us young people, apparently.

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That show... and-and I mean
no disrespect when I say this...

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But that show looks like
it was animated in a moving car.

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And again, no disrespect,
wonderful people over there.

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But... oh, my God, President
Trump is assaulting Meg,

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I can't believe what
I just saw, Mr. President!

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What would your third wife,

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the soft-core girl-on-girl
porn lady, think about this?

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Or the actual porn star
your lawyer paid hush money to?

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I'm so sorry we didn't
believe you earlier, sweetie.

258
00:11:04,422 --> 00:11:06,677
Yeah, where do you get off
behaving like this?

259
00:11:06,678 --> 00:11:09,046
- Why shouldn't I? You do.
- What?

260
00:11:09,047 --> 00:11:13,003
When you walked through that
door, you insulted Bob's Burgers

261
00:11:13,004 --> 00:11:15,260
and the hundreds of people
who work there.

262
00:11:15,261 --> 00:11:16,754
Well, I was just kidding around.

263
00:11:16,755 --> 00:11:18,756
No, you weren't. You're just jealous

264
00:11:18,757 --> 00:11:22,027
'cause it wins all the Emmys
and the kids love it.

265
00:11:22,028 --> 00:11:23,927
You seem to know a lot
about Bob's Burgers.

266
00:11:23,928 --> 00:11:25,416
Of course I do.

267
00:11:25,417 --> 00:11:29,366
Bob's Burgers
is my favorite animated show.

268
00:11:29,367 --> 00:11:32,272
Wow. There's your headline, Emmy voters.

269
00:11:32,273 --> 00:11:33,722
Vote your conscience.

270
00:11:33,723 --> 00:11:35,606
Anyway, my point is,

271
00:11:35,607 --> 00:11:38,809
if Peter Griffin gets to be
a jerk all the time,

272
00:11:38,810 --> 00:11:41,245
then why can't Donald Trump?

273
00:11:41,246 --> 00:11:42,880
Huh.

274
00:11:42,881 --> 00:11:46,517
That is not the...
dumbest thing you've ever said.

275
00:11:46,518 --> 00:11:48,557
So are we square?

276
00:11:49,376 --> 00:11:50,687
No.

277
00:11:50,688 --> 00:11:52,689
No, President Trump, we are not!

278
00:11:52,690 --> 00:11:53,924
I quit!

279
00:11:53,925 --> 00:11:55,392
- What?
- That's right.

280
00:11:55,393 --> 00:11:57,795
And you know what else?
My days of being mean

281
00:11:57,796 --> 00:11:59,109
and insulting are over!

282
00:11:59,110 --> 00:12:00,497
From here on out,

283
00:12:00,498 --> 00:12:02,733
I'm gonna be the nice,
kind Peter Griffin.

284
00:12:02,734 --> 00:12:04,869
You can't walk out on me.

285
00:12:04,870 --> 00:12:06,904
I'm the president.

286
00:12:06,905 --> 00:12:08,505
Well, you're not a very good one.

287
00:12:08,506 --> 00:12:09,640
Like that guy.

288
00:12:09,641 --> 00:12:11,608
Or-or that one.

289
00:12:11,609 --> 00:12:12,976
Or that one.

290
00:12:12,977 --> 00:12:14,427
Hey, which one is that, anyway?

291
00:12:14,428 --> 00:12:15,930
I'm Grover Cleveland,

292
00:12:15,931 --> 00:12:18,916
the only president to be married
in the White House.

293
00:12:18,917 --> 00:12:21,118
Oh, what a nice story.

294
00:12:21,119 --> 00:12:23,353
It's a great story. I married a girl

295
00:12:23,354 --> 00:12:26,643
who I'd raised since
the time she was 11 years old.

296
00:12:26,644 --> 00:12:27,740
Oh.

297
00:12:27,741 --> 00:12:30,067
Well, that guy's not getting a musical.

298
00:12:35,865 --> 00:12:38,495
We now return
to Pirates of the Caribbean,

299
00:12:38,496 --> 00:12:40,931
where the sound guy
put the microphone too close

300
00:12:40,932 --> 00:12:43,163
to Johnny Depp's jangling bracelets.

301
00:12:43,164 --> 00:12:45,736
Hold it right there, Sparrow.

302
00:12:45,737 --> 00:12:47,838
This is the day you will always remember

303
00:12:47,839 --> 00:12:50,707
as the day you almost caught
Captain Jack Sparrow.

304
00:12:50,708 --> 00:12:52,376
- What?!
- I said...

305
00:12:52,377 --> 00:12:54,478
I've spent $65 million

306
00:12:54,479 --> 00:12:56,780
on vacation homes and daytime wine.

307
00:12:59,751 --> 00:13:01,752
All right, turn off
that cheap celebrity slam.

308
00:13:01,753 --> 00:13:03,954
The Griffins are gonna be
better than that now.

309
00:13:03,955 --> 00:13:05,289
- What?
- You heard me.

310
00:13:05,290 --> 00:13:07,224
We are done being mean and insulting,

311
00:13:07,225 --> 00:13:09,259
like Donald Trump is. From now on,

312
00:13:09,260 --> 00:13:11,862
this family's
gonna be nice and supportive.

313
00:13:11,863 --> 00:13:14,249
Oh. So if we're being nice now,

314
00:13:14,250 --> 00:13:16,500
maybe you have nice things
to say to me, Dad.

315
00:13:16,501 --> 00:13:18,268
Uh... of course I do.

316
00:13:18,667 --> 00:13:20,537
Your hair is, um...

317
00:13:20,538 --> 00:13:23,140
very... hat.

318
00:13:23,141 --> 00:13:25,776
You're a... hat owner.

319
00:13:25,777 --> 00:13:27,678
You're also hatted.

320
00:13:27,679 --> 00:13:29,179
Why does he keep coming back to the hat?

321
00:13:29,180 --> 00:13:31,615
Peter, stop. Your nipples are bleeding.

322
00:13:31,616 --> 00:13:34,051
All right, fine, I'm not a nice person.

323
00:13:34,052 --> 00:13:36,186
I'm sick of complimenting your hat!

324
00:13:36,187 --> 00:13:38,689
I knew that fat man
couldn't keep this up.

325
00:13:38,690 --> 00:13:40,491
He always buckles under pressure.

326
00:13:40,492 --> 00:13:43,193
Yeah, you're right.
Like at that Billy Joel concert.

327
00:13:46,498 --> 00:13:47,965
Da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da

328
00:13:47,966 --> 00:13:49,366
Da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da

329
00:13:49,367 --> 00:13:50,901
Da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da

330
00:13:50,902 --> 00:13:52,503
Da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da

331
00:13:52,504 --> 00:13:54,828
Uptown girl!

332
00:14:02,180 --> 00:14:04,014
Trump!

333
00:14:04,015 --> 00:14:06,527
Who are you? I have dementia.

334
00:14:06,528 --> 00:14:08,051
Peter Griffin.

335
00:14:08,052 --> 00:14:09,553
Look, you were right.

336
00:14:09,554 --> 00:14:11,910
I can be insulting sometimes,
I admit it.

337
00:14:11,911 --> 00:14:14,591
But so what? I'm just a guy
from Rhode Island.

338
00:14:14,592 --> 00:14:16,994
You' the President of the United States!

339
00:14:16,995 --> 00:14:19,229
You're not just a guy from Rhode Island.

340
00:14:19,230 --> 00:14:21,832
You're Peter Griffin from Family Guy.

341
00:14:21,833 --> 00:14:24,735
Many children have learned
their favorite Jewish, black

342
00:14:24,736 --> 00:14:28,372
and gay jokes by watching
your show over the years.

343
00:14:28,373 --> 00:14:31,575
In fairness, we've been trying
to phase out the gay stuff.

344
00:14:31,576 --> 00:14:33,577
But you know what? We're a cartoon.

345
00:14:33,578 --> 00:14:35,579
You can turn us off.
You're the president.

346
00:14:35,580 --> 00:14:37,181
We can't turn you off.

347
00:14:37,182 --> 00:14:39,249
And you're on, like, all the time!

348
00:14:39,250 --> 00:14:41,051
Yes, tremendous ratings.

349
00:14:41,052 --> 00:14:44,054
Our Leslie Nielsen ratings
are the highest in history.

350
00:14:44,055 --> 00:14:45,889
Surely you can't be serious.

351
00:14:45,890 --> 00:14:49,026
I am serious. And don't call me Leslie.

352
00:14:49,027 --> 00:14:52,396
Argh... You really do find a way
to screw everything up.

353
00:14:52,397 --> 00:14:55,766
If I screwed up so bad,
how come I'm a billionaire?

354
00:14:55,767 --> 00:14:57,267
Billionaire? Please.

355
00:14:57,268 --> 00:14:59,637
You're worth $700 mil on the high side.

356
00:14:59,638 --> 00:15:02,272
And most of that is borrowed
or tied up and underwater.

357
00:15:02,273 --> 00:15:04,575
That's why you ain't
releasin' your taxes, Trump.

358
00:15:04,576 --> 00:15:06,376
You're cash poor!

359
00:15:06,377 --> 00:15:08,378
Say that again.

360
00:15:08,379 --> 00:15:10,047
I dare you.

361
00:15:10,048 --> 00:15:11,548
You...

362
00:15:11,549 --> 00:15:13,217
are cash...

363
00:15:13,218 --> 00:15:14,785
poor.

364
00:15:30,435 --> 00:15:32,603
Peter! Catch!

365
00:15:32,604 --> 00:15:35,772
Kill him in front of me, and I sex you.

366
00:15:35,773 --> 00:15:36,873
Yah!

367
00:15:46,284 --> 00:15:47,684
Yah!

368
00:16:13,945 --> 00:16:14,978
Aah!

369
00:16:18,283 --> 00:16:19,583
Yah!

370
00:16:42,173 --> 00:16:44,174
Sarah, any update?

371
00:16:44,175 --> 00:16:46,677
I haven't had the chance
to ask the president

372
00:16:46,678 --> 00:16:48,779
if he is fighting with Peter Griffin.

373
00:16:48,780 --> 00:16:50,480
Oh!

374
00:17:03,628 --> 00:17:06,029
- Yah!
- Yah!

375
00:17:33,157 --> 00:17:34,858
I wrote that one.

376
00:17:34,859 --> 00:17:37,611
Why are we so damn divided, America?

377
00:17:48,406 --> 00:17:50,197
...making Neil Armstrong

378
00:17:50,198 --> 00:17:52,409
the first man to walk on the Moon.

379
00:17:52,410 --> 00:17:54,411
Who knows,
maybe someone listening to this

380
00:17:54,412 --> 00:17:57,180
might be the first chicken
to walk on the Moon.

381
00:18:06,724 --> 00:18:09,059
I got a sillier plane.

382
00:18:40,758 --> 00:18:42,209
Peter!

383
00:18:43,594 --> 00:18:45,095
Grab my hand!

384
00:18:46,831 --> 00:18:48,999
I can't! It's too little!

385
00:19:05,683 --> 00:19:08,318
Wha...? Who... who put this here?

386
00:19:08,319 --> 00:19:11,288
I did. Sure hope that's okay.

387
00:19:16,794 --> 00:19:18,628
Justin Trudeau?

388
00:19:18,629 --> 00:19:20,997
The hunky prime minister of Canada?

389
00:19:20,998 --> 00:19:22,566
He's not that hunky.

390
00:19:22,567 --> 00:19:24,634
Very weak borders.

391
00:19:24,635 --> 00:19:26,203
I was just kayakin' past,

392
00:19:26,204 --> 00:19:28,638
and it looked like
you guys could use some help.

393
00:19:28,639 --> 00:19:30,474
- Everything okay?
- No, yeah, we're good.

394
00:19:30,475 --> 00:19:32,309
He touched my daughter,
but I punched him,

395
00:19:32,310 --> 00:19:34,377
like, a hundred times,
so we're fine now.

396
00:19:34,378 --> 00:19:36,680
I punched you, like, a million times.

397
00:19:36,681 --> 00:19:38,582
I punched you infinity times.

398
00:19:38,583 --> 00:19:41,985
I punched you infinity plus one times.

399
00:19:41,986 --> 00:19:43,820
- Damn it!
- Right on!

400
00:19:43,821 --> 00:19:46,590
Well, then, I'll just go do
some awesome Canada stuff.

401
00:19:46,591 --> 00:19:49,392
Hey, call me if you
ever need help movin'.

402
00:19:51,062 --> 00:19:53,497
Trudeau, away...!

403
00:19:54,732 --> 00:19:56,099
That guy's the best.

404
00:19:56,100 --> 00:19:58,235
You know who's really the best?

405
00:19:58,236 --> 00:20:00,537
Putin. Putin's the best.

406
00:20:00,538 --> 00:20:03,573
Yes, he is. Putin is the best.

407
00:20:03,574 --> 00:20:05,408
Ha! I write this part.

408
00:20:05,409 --> 00:20:07,844
Am I not to be a stinker?

409
00:20:07,845 --> 00:20:11,992
Bye-bye, American
situation comedy with drawings.

410
00:20:17,475 --> 00:20:19,476
I'm glad we're back in Quahog.

411
00:20:19,477 --> 00:20:22,545
And just in time to see
my appearance on Jeopardy!

412
00:20:22,546 --> 00:20:24,381
- Peter?
- What is...

413
00:20:24,382 --> 00:20:26,583
it like to have an erection?

414
00:20:26,584 --> 00:20:30,453
I'm sorry, we were looking for
"the electromagnetic spectrum."

415
00:20:30,454 --> 00:20:32,400
Betty, still your board.

416
00:20:32,401 --> 00:20:34,591
I was not included in the final round.

417
00:20:34,592 --> 00:20:37,594
I'll tell you one thing, I'm
not gonna miss Washington, D.C.

418
00:20:37,595 --> 00:20:41,262
Well, we had a lot of fun this
week and changed zero minds.

419
00:20:41,263 --> 00:20:43,267
If you want to learn more
about our president,

420
00:20:43,268 --> 00:20:45,066
consult the steele dossier,

421
00:20:45,067 --> 00:20:47,423
which is all about getting peed on.

422
00:20:47,424 --> 00:20:49,572
He also, with whole heart
and full throat,

423
00:20:49,573 --> 00:20:52,142
endorsed a pedophile
for the United States Senate.

424
00:20:52,143 --> 00:20:54,310
That didn't fit
into tonight's narrative,

425
00:20:54,311 --> 00:20:55,567
but should not be forgotten.

426
00:20:55,568 --> 00:20:57,947
And I am a proud hat owner.

427
00:20:57,948 --> 00:20:59,471
Shut up, Meg.

428
00:20:59,472 --> 00:21:02,761
From our family to yours,
we're very frightened.

429
00:21:03,952 --> 00:21:07,452
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