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I've just received the email
about whether I've gotten

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the job as commissioner.

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Well, from the look on my face, I'm sure

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you can guess what it says.

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No. We have no idea at all.

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Just tell us, you monster.

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Really? No one noticed the slight

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tension in my labial commissure?

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- My lips. I'm smiling.
- Wait, you're smiling?

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Wait, we're allowed
to say "labia" again?

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- Wait, you got it?
- I got it.

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- Labia.
- Commissioner Raymond Holt.

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- Labia.
- You gotta stop right now,

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- Hitchcock.
- We need to celebrate.

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Ooh, we need music.

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Ooh-ohh, ohh, I brought a
"Jock Jams" CD for the wedding.

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Oh, we didn't talk about that.

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It was gonna be a surprise.
Our first dance was gonna be

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the "Tootsee Roll."

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Oh, no, and we didn't get to do it.

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I know. All right, nobody move.

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I'm gonna go get the CD.

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I want to thank you all.

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What an incredible moment.

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30 years of struggle and sacrifice.

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But it was worth it, because I
finally get to read

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the ten words I've longed to hear:

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"Raymond Holt, you are not
the"... oops.

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I misread the email.

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Didn't see the "not."

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So...

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I will not be the new commissioner.

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Jock jam.

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Why is on one else dancing?

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Did I miss something?

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Feels like I missed something.

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I'll just keep going until
someone tells me to...

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- Stop, Jake.
- All right.

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So Captain Holt is taking
another personal day.

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In his absence, I will be
running things around here.

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That's not true. I'm in charge.

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No, it's gonna be more of a
Westeros free-for-all, okay?

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Who will bend a knee?

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- I will.
- Nobody's bending anything.

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Let's get started.

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Sarge, is Captain Holt all right?
He never miss work.

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He said he was at a 49 and
improving at 8.6% a day.

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So I guess he'll be in soon.

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Now, we have two...

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Guess who just got paid, y'all.

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That's right. We got stacks on
stacks on stacks.

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Whoa. Where's all that cash
from?

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Well, my brilliant wife
found a crazy loophole

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called "wedding insurance."

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It's very common.

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It's like renter's insurance.

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Oh, my God. Do we have that too?

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- Yes.
- You are a wizard.

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The point is, we are
getting refunded in full,

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so we are going on a
super-deluxe, five-star

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mega-baller honeymoon.

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So you're not just going
to the Berkshires anymore?

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Screw that crap hole.

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It's a dump, and anyone who
goes there is garbage.

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I was gonna take Sharon there
for a romantic weekend.

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Oh, well, congratulations, ya poor.

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I am so sorry.
Money really changes you.

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The resort is called Posadita Bonita.

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And it's in Mexico.

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Great food, great
beaches, and when I say

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"Ay caramba" there, I'll fit right in.

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I don't think so.

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Isn't that the place that Gina
is always talking about,

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because she gets referral
rewards points?

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Why, yes, it is.

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Don't forget to use code GINA30
at checkout.

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It's super intimate and super fancy.

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And when we're there, there's
only one rule.

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A.B.C.

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Always be coconuting.

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At all times, we will either be
drinking from, eating,

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or wearing a coconut.

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_

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Oh, this place is amazing.

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I've never had sex outside the
United States.

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What are you thinking about?

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Weirdly, the same thing.

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- Whoa.
- Welcome to paradise.

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- Margarita?
- Yes, I would love one.

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But is there any way you could
put it in a coconut?

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It will be my pleasure, sir.

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Oh, thank you.

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I requested a ridiculous thing,
and he's doing it.

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Quick, think of more stupid
stuff we can ask for.

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Grapes. Sorry, I panicked.

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And I couldn't think of anything.

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No, no, no, grapes is perfect.

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Excuse me, sir, is there any way

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you could get my wife some grapes?

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- Yes, sir, right away.
- He's running.

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He's running for the grapes.

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Here are your drinks

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and a lovers' toolbox from a
Mr. Boyle.

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Ah, thank you so much.

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We will never open this.

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Oh, my God, Jake, look.

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Yes, the grapes.

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Oh, and you brought cheese.

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I don't even want cheese.

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No, Jake, in the lounge.

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Captain Holt?

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Peralta?

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Ay caramba.

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Gina, what the hell?

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New phone, who dis?

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You can't do that in person.

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It's Charles.

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Boyle. Your coworker.

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Oh, hey, Charles.

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I just found out that
your mom left my dad.

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They're getting divorced.

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Eh, they had a good run.

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Fun fact: The average American
marriage

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lasts fewer than two days.

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- That's not true.
- It doesn't have to be.

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It's commentary.

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Well, you know who didn't
think it was a good run?

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My daddy, Lynn Boyle.

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He's inconsolable.

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Well, I'm sure he'll get over it.

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No, Boyles don't "get over it."

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It becomes part of us.

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It lives within us.
It eats us out.

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We have to get them back together.

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- Pass.
- Well, I'm doing it with

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- or without your help.
- Okay, without.

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Okay, you called my bluff.
It has to be with your help.

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And I'm not taking no for an answer.

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- No.
- Okay, you did it again.

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Why are you like this?

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I don't know.

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Hey, Sarge, I have a problem,
and I would ask Holt,

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- but since he's not back...
- You came to Top Dog Terry.

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Smart move.

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I've been solving problems all day long.

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Okay, so you know that meth
case I've been working on

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for the last two months?

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The Department of Sanitation
police want to poach it

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from me, because the drugs were
found in a dumpster.

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They're saying
it's garbage-related.

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This is an easy one.

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Tell them to screw off.

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See? Problem solved.

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Yeah, well, I did that, and
they threatened to make

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a formal complaint to the mayor.

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Then just let them have the case.

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Problem solved.

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Terry, I've been working
on it for two months,

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and those dummies are gonna blow it.

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Right. Well, you could
partner up with sanitation.

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Problem solved? Woof-woof?

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Nope. Headquarters won't allow it

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due to budgetary reasons.

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Okay, okay, okay, okay.

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You know, Captain Holt was
writing an instruction manual

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for his replacement in case he
was named commissioner.

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Maybe he could tell you what to do.

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That's not necessary.

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Top Dog Terry can make a decision.

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And what would that be?

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Does Top Dog Terry want a
moment to think about it?

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Woof-woof.

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Since the rejection, a great
sadness has enveloped me.

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I kept expecting this
dark feeling to pass,

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but it's only gotten worse.

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Not getting the job you want stinks.

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In first grade, I was passed
over for line leader,

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and I'm still pissed.

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Kyle D.'s lines had curves
and gaps and cutting galore.

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It was a frickin' carnival.

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Yeah. What's a line leader?

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Well, it's not just that
I didn't get the job.

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It's that John Kelly did.

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He's already released
a memo detailing his

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"vigilant policing" initiative.

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It's essentially a return
to stop and frisk.

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Choosing him is a betrayal
of everything I stand for.

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I feel the same way about Kyle D.

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I tried to suck it up
and go back to work.

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I put on my uniform and got in my car.

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And next thing I knew, I was on
a plane to Mexico.

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I didn't even pack a bag.

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I bought a bundle of novelty
shirts at a nearby gift shop.

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This one says, "What's up,
beaches?"

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Instead of "bitches" for humor reasons.

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- But you hate humor.
- Well, I'm a joke now,

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so it suits me.

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Mm-kay. But, how did you
end up here in Mexico

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at the exact same tiny resort as us?

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Gina's been talking up
this place up for years.

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Referral Code GINA30.

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I had no idea you'd be here.

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You know what? It's fine, sir.

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A lot of people go on their
honeymoon with their boss.

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Nope, I thought if I said it out loud

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it would normalize it, but it's weird.

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It's gonna be okay.

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How long are you staying, sir?

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Just until I get my head right.

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But don't worry.
I'll steer clear of you two.

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You won't even know I'm here.

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This place is so romantic.

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Yeah, and so... intimate.

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Don't worry. I'm not listening to you.

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I'm just thinking about how
this sea bass is cold

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but not as cold and cruel as
the hands of fate

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that have thrust my entire life
into darkness.

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Ah, damn it.

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I just ordered the sea bass.

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Ahh, babe, this is so nice.

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There are hot stones on our
butts for no reason.

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Not on mine.

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My butt stones keep falling off,

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because I'm so tense about
Holt being here

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and ruining everything.

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- It hasn't been that bad.
- Really?

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Oops. Sorry.

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Can't even float right.

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Just push me away.

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Everyone else does.

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It's not great, but as long
as we stay in here, we're safe.

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Peralta, Santiago, I'm in your room.

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What? How?

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Patio door was open
I pushed through the hedge.

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Tell me, what is it about me

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that screams loser?

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Yeah, you know,
we're kind of in the middle

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of getting massages right now, sir.

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Oh, how thoughtless of me.

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I'll get down here so you can
see my face.

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Oh, no, that's...

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Hello. The question
was, what is it about me

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that screams loser?

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I can't figure out what went
wrong between our parents.

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They were so in love.

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Oh, okay, so we're having
a conversation?

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No, to get them back together,

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we need to know what happened.
Did your mom tell you?

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- Nope.
- Damn it.

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Okay, let's brainstorm.

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It could be that my dad is too
clingy or too masculine.

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You know what? I'm going
to play a game on my phone

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while you go on this little journey.

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He overshares, he's indecisive,

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00:08:30,368 --> 00:08:31,630
he's always crying.

256
00:08:31,673 --> 00:08:32,694
Oh, I made it inside the temple.

257
00:08:32,718 --> 00:08:34,241
He wears a kimono a lot.

258
00:08:34,285 --> 00:08:35,764
I became a hawk.
I have talons.

259
00:08:35,808 --> 00:08:36,978
Well, he can't keep a secret.

260
00:08:37,003 --> 00:08:38,376
He has a clinically loose pelvis.

261
00:08:38,401 --> 00:08:40,634
Okay, that did break through.
I heard "loose pelvis."

262
00:08:40,682 --> 00:08:41,988
Charles, you've got to stop.

263
00:08:42,031 --> 00:08:43,203
It's none of those things.

264
00:08:43,251 --> 00:08:44,880
Wait. You said your
mom didn't tell you anything.

265
00:08:44,904 --> 00:08:46,471
- Do you know what happened?
- Yes, I do.

266
00:08:46,514 --> 00:08:47,927
And it's none of your business, Charles.

267
00:08:47,951 --> 00:08:50,431
Just stop sticking your nose
where it doesn't belong.

268
00:08:50,475 --> 00:08:51,462
Really, Gina.

269
00:08:51,501 --> 00:08:54,728
And where does my nose belong
if not inside our parents?

270
00:08:55,142 --> 00:08:56,805
Okay, so we can't get away from Holt.

271
00:08:56,829 --> 00:08:59,223
I mean, should we tell him to leave,
that he's ruining our honeymoon?

272
00:08:59,266 --> 00:09:00,326
No, we can't.

273
00:09:00,351 --> 00:09:03,178
That would crush him, and
he's already so crushed.

274
00:09:03,529 --> 00:09:05,107
Wait, I got it.

275
00:09:05,132 --> 00:09:06,089
We kill Holt.

276
00:09:06,114 --> 00:09:06,998
No.

277
00:09:07,257 --> 00:09:09,529
No, that was crazy for a
multitude of reasons.

278
00:09:09,615 --> 00:09:11,452
We have a bunch of fun
activities planned.

279
00:09:11,496 --> 00:09:14,716
If we include him, it'll cheer
him up, and he'll leave.

280
00:09:14,760 --> 00:09:17,110
Right, but aren't most of our activities

281
00:09:17,154 --> 00:09:18,633
kind of geared towards couples?

282
00:09:18,677 --> 00:09:20,940
Name one couples' activity
that wouldn't be more fun

283
00:09:20,984 --> 00:09:22,071
with your boss there.

284
00:09:22,112 --> 00:09:24,009
Welcome to Sensual Food Tasting:

285
00:09:24,063 --> 00:09:25,945
The Art of Feeding Your Lover.

286
00:09:25,989 --> 00:09:27,642
I feel like I don't belong here.

287
00:09:27,686 --> 00:09:30,950
Mm, I love how the mud
revitalizes your skin.

288
00:09:30,994 --> 00:09:33,605
And I love how it masks my shame.

289
00:09:33,648 --> 00:09:35,476
I am loving this.

290
00:09:39,002 --> 00:09:40,786
This is actually quite pleasant.

291
00:09:40,829 --> 00:09:43,136
You know, when you invited
me to join you today,

292
00:09:43,180 --> 00:09:44,355
I was skeptical.

293
00:09:44,398 --> 00:09:45,965
I had been sitting by the pool

294
00:09:46,009 --> 00:09:48,968
contentedly watching a bee
struggle to avoid drowning

295
00:09:49,012 --> 00:09:51,762
and thinking to myself how I
am like that bee.

296
00:09:51,787 --> 00:09:54,037
Man, I hope it survived. We can't
afford to lose any more bees.

297
00:09:54,062 --> 00:09:55,772
It didn't. The
point is that I am glad

298
00:09:55,797 --> 00:09:57,780
you included me into
your frivolous activities.

299
00:09:57,834 --> 00:09:59,628
You helped me to remember
there's more to life

300
00:09:59,661 --> 00:10:00,880
than the NYPD.

301
00:10:00,905 --> 00:10:03,026
Wow, that's great to hear, sir.

302
00:10:03,069 --> 00:10:04,157
I feel a lot better.

303
00:10:04,192 --> 00:10:05,715
I think I may be heading home.

304
00:10:05,767 --> 00:10:07,687
Unless you need a third
for tonight's activities.

305
00:10:07,726 --> 00:10:09,249
- What are we...
- Sensual pottery.

306
00:10:09,293 --> 00:10:10,576
I think we're good.

307
00:10:10,615 --> 00:10:12,620
Sarge, I keep getting calls
about my drug case from...

308
00:10:12,644 --> 00:10:13,993
what the hell is going on?

309
00:10:14,037 --> 00:10:16,213
Nothing. Just deciding
what to do about

310
00:10:16,256 --> 00:10:18,780
your sanitation issue, like a boss.

311
00:10:18,824 --> 00:10:20,149
You're looking for Captain
Holt's manual aren't you?

312
00:10:20,173 --> 00:10:21,216
Please, Diaz.

313
00:10:21,271 --> 00:10:24,458
Top Dog Terry does not need to
look for Captain Holt's manual.

314
00:10:24,743 --> 00:10:26,136
He knows it's on his computer.

315
00:10:26,179 --> 00:10:27,852
Top Dog Terry was looking for
the password.

316
00:10:27,876 --> 00:10:29,878
Why don't you just
make your own decision?

317
00:10:29,922 --> 00:10:32,011
I did that, and I'm very proud of it.

318
00:10:32,055 --> 00:10:33,815
I just want to make sure
Captain Holt would make

319
00:10:33,839 --> 00:10:35,884
the same decision so I can be
proud of him too.

320
00:10:35,928 --> 00:10:38,104
Gina. Do you know
Captain Holt's password?

321
00:10:38,148 --> 00:10:40,802
Oh, Terry, just because
I know all your passwords

322
00:10:40,846 --> 00:10:42,630
doesn't mean I know Captain Holt's.

323
00:10:42,674 --> 00:10:44,043
Okay, well, we could probably guess it.

324
00:10:44,067 --> 00:10:46,983
Why don't you try BaldByChoice or PecMan

325
00:10:47,018 --> 00:10:49,138
or MacklemoreEnthusiast?

326
00:10:49,193 --> 00:10:51,857
Stop saying my passwords.
Damn, Gina.

327
00:10:51,900 --> 00:10:53,356
Now Terry's got to update his keychain.

328
00:10:53,380 --> 00:10:55,208
Start simple. Kevin
with a capital K

329
00:10:55,252 --> 00:10:56,383
and a 1 instead of an I.

330
00:10:56,427 --> 00:10:57,950
Oh, I feel good about that.

331
00:11:00,431 --> 00:11:02,694
Locked out?
Too many failed attempts?

332
00:11:02,737 --> 00:11:04,352
I only guessed once.

333
00:11:04,913 --> 00:11:08,047
Computer will now delete hard drive?

334
00:11:08,091 --> 00:11:09,657
I've got to fix this.

335
00:11:11,616 --> 00:11:13,400
Good. You fixed it.

336
00:11:13,444 --> 00:11:14,923
He's leaving. Our plan
worked.

337
00:11:14,967 --> 00:11:16,597
We saved our own honeymoon,
and fun bonus,

338
00:11:16,622 --> 00:11:18,058
- we cheered up Holt.
- Yes.

339
00:11:18,101 --> 00:11:19,493
Okay, it's time to celebrate.

340
00:11:19,537 --> 00:11:21,060
You know what that means.

341
00:11:21,104 --> 00:11:23,106
This B needs a C in her A.

342
00:11:23,149 --> 00:11:24,356
Oh, my God.

343
00:11:24,411 --> 00:11:26,325
This babe needs a coconut in her arms.

344
00:11:26,364 --> 00:11:28,715
Oh, I thought you were saying

345
00:11:28,740 --> 00:11:30,388
this [bleep] needs a [bleep]
in her [bleep].

346
00:11:30,413 --> 00:11:31,981
- Oh, my God.
- Yeah, that was my reaction.

347
00:11:32,115 --> 00:11:33,614
All right, I'll go get us a
couple of coconuts.

348
00:11:33,830 --> 00:11:35,440
Ahh, hey there, Captain.

349
00:11:35,465 --> 00:11:37,331
Haven't seen you looking this
happy since they picked up

350
00:11:37,356 --> 00:11:39,035
"The Durrells in Corfu"
for a fourth season.

351
00:11:39,078 --> 00:11:41,689
Yes, well, I've reached the
best part of every vacation:

352
00:11:41,733 --> 00:11:42,976
reviewing the charges.

353
00:11:43,023 --> 00:11:44,625
Well, don't let me interrupt.
Have a safe flight.

354
00:11:44,649 --> 00:11:46,078
And I'll see you back at the
Nine-Nine.

355
00:11:46,103 --> 00:11:48,053
No, you won't; I'll never be
going back there again.

356
00:11:48,078 --> 00:11:50,093
What? Why?
I'm confused.

357
00:11:50,148 --> 00:11:52,521
You and Amy made me see that
there's more to life

358
00:11:52,546 --> 00:11:55,359
than the NYPD, so I'm quitting.

359
00:11:57,836 --> 00:12:01,970
Well...
what a satisfying result

360
00:12:02,014 --> 00:12:05,061
that we all were hoping would occur.

361
00:12:06,985 --> 00:12:09,016
Hold on. So let's just back
up a second.

362
00:12:09,041 --> 00:12:10,751
When you say you're quitting,
you mean quitting

363
00:12:10,776 --> 00:12:12,579
for, like, a couple of weeks,
and then you'll come back

364
00:12:12,604 --> 00:12:14,251
Jordan-style with a new badge
number?

365
00:12:14,276 --> 00:12:15,657
No, I mean, quitting permanently.

366
00:12:15,682 --> 00:12:17,665
I'm putting in my resignation
as soon as I get back home.

367
00:12:17,727 --> 00:12:19,312
I better hurry if I want to be
at the airport

368
00:12:19,336 --> 00:12:20,815
six hours ahead of my flight.

369
00:12:20,859 --> 00:12:21,947
Hey, you know what?

370
00:12:21,981 --> 00:12:23,199
I should drive you there.

371
00:12:23,224 --> 00:12:24,919
Will you come with me to grab
my keys from the room?

372
00:12:24,944 --> 00:12:29,079
Okay, they're just right in here, so...

373
00:12:31,174 --> 00:12:32,323
You're not leaving this room.

374
00:12:32,348 --> 00:12:33,654
What the hell is going on?

375
00:12:33,698 --> 00:12:34,801
I can't let you quit.

376
00:12:34,826 --> 00:12:38,046
Yes, but why the candles
and rose petals?

377
00:12:38,355 --> 00:12:40,629
- Wuh-oh.
- Is that Mr. McClane I hear?

378
00:12:40,785 --> 00:12:44,752
'Cause someone's about to Die
Harrr... oh, my God.

379
00:12:44,788 --> 00:12:46,067
Why is Captain Holt here?

380
00:12:46,100 --> 00:12:48,058
Because he's gonna... wait,
are you dressed like

381
00:12:48,083 --> 00:12:49,339
Bonnie Bedelia in "Die Hard?"

382
00:12:49,364 --> 00:12:50,777
- I am.
- For sexy reasons?

383
00:12:50,802 --> 00:12:52,151
- Yes.
- Oh, boy.

384
00:12:52,195 --> 00:12:53,317
Jake, why is he here?

385
00:12:53,356 --> 00:12:54,692
Because he's quitting the force,

386
00:12:54,723 --> 00:12:56,208
so I brought him to convince him not to,

387
00:12:56,241 --> 00:12:57,794
but obviously
that is not important anymore.

388
00:12:57,819 --> 00:12:59,270
All right, Captain, it's been a
good run.

389
00:12:59,295 --> 00:13:01,059
Thank you for teaching me the
importance of a tie in the workplace,

390
00:13:01,084 --> 00:13:02,130
and the door is right over here.

391
00:13:02,155 --> 00:13:04,084
Whoa, whoa, wait. What?
You're quitting?

392
00:13:04,120 --> 00:13:06,078
- Yes, I am.
- No, you're not.

393
00:13:06,122 --> 00:13:07,427
We're keeping you right here.

394
00:13:07,452 --> 00:13:09,396
How are you going to do that?
Physically restrain me?

395
00:13:09,473 --> 00:13:10,232
Great idea.

396
00:13:10,257 --> 00:13:11,841
Is there anything in Charles'
box of nightmares

397
00:13:11,866 --> 00:13:13,600
that could be used to tie up Holt?

398
00:13:14,544 --> 00:13:16,662
Yes. Literally everything in
here could be used

399
00:13:16,741 --> 00:13:18,177
to tie up a person.

400
00:13:18,221 --> 00:13:20,745
Wow, Terry, put Captain
Holt's computer back together?

401
00:13:20,788 --> 00:13:22,312
- Looks great.
- Sure did.

402
00:13:22,355 --> 00:13:24,662
Couldn't find room inside for
this stuff, though.

403
00:13:24,705 --> 00:13:26,683
Well, is there any chance
the info on in computer

404
00:13:26,707 --> 00:13:28,563
was maybe saved to the cloud?

405
00:13:28,595 --> 00:13:29,501
I don't know.

406
00:13:29,556 --> 00:13:32,452
Gina, was Captain Holt's hard
drive backed up to the cloud?

407
00:13:32,496 --> 00:13:34,150
- Yeah.
- Then why did you let me try

408
00:13:34,193 --> 00:13:35,194
to rebuild his computer?

409
00:13:35,238 --> 00:13:36,848
Because I'm a rascal.

410
00:13:36,891 --> 00:13:40,721
Okay, so I just log
onto the cloud as Captain Holt

411
00:13:40,765 --> 00:13:43,376
and click "forgot password"

412
00:13:43,420 --> 00:13:45,462
and answer his security questions.

413
00:13:45,604 --> 00:13:48,063
First up: What is God?

414
00:13:48,735 --> 00:13:49,774
Hey, Gina.

415
00:13:49,817 --> 00:13:51,515
Did you see "Real Housewives"
last night?

416
00:13:51,558 --> 00:13:54,306
If she says no, then ask about
"Below Deck."

417
00:13:54,337 --> 00:13:55,606
What are you doing?

418
00:13:55,649 --> 00:13:57,149
She's getting suspicious,
Scully. Act natural.

419
00:13:57,173 --> 00:13:58,509
Are you wearing an earpiece?

420
00:13:58,534 --> 00:14:00,766
Tell her no. Scully, stop
saying what I'm saying.

421
00:14:00,872 --> 00:14:02,016
Be normal.

422
00:14:02,767 --> 00:14:03,893
Charles, what are you doing?

423
00:14:03,918 --> 00:14:05,137
Damn it, Gina.

424
00:14:05,181 --> 00:14:06,431
What does it look like I'm doing?

425
00:14:06,456 --> 00:14:08,774
I'm trying to unlock your phone
using a mask of your face

426
00:14:08,837 --> 00:14:10,708
so I can find out why your mom
left my dad.

427
00:14:10,751 --> 00:14:12,313
Charles, give me my phone.

428
00:14:12,571 --> 00:14:13,681
Okay, fine.

429
00:14:14,625 --> 00:14:17,149
- Boom, unlocked it.
- Give me my phone, Charles.

430
00:14:17,193 --> 00:14:19,153
Not until I find out or
parents are breaking up.

431
00:14:19,195 --> 00:14:20,610
- Give it.
- Scrolling, scrolling.

432
00:14:20,657 --> 00:14:22,522
- Give me my phone, you idiot.
- You were the reason.

433
00:14:22,546 --> 00:14:24,890
You sent her a text that says,
"You should divorce him"?

434
00:14:24,915 --> 00:14:26,985
Okay, yeah, but that's open
to interpretation.

435
00:14:27,028 --> 00:14:28,441
No, but then she says, "I
don't want to,"

436
00:14:28,465 --> 00:14:30,206
and then you say, "But you have to.

437
00:14:30,249 --> 00:14:31,903
"Leave him now, and divorce him.

438
00:14:31,946 --> 00:14:33,204
Don't tell him why."

439
00:14:33,229 --> 00:14:35,712
Okay, yeah, you did interpret
it correctly.

440
00:14:37,691 --> 00:14:40,041
Shame, shame.

441
00:14:40,085 --> 00:14:41,584
I'm so sorry I brought Holt back here.

442
00:14:41,608 --> 00:14:43,499
I had no idea you were doing
this whole "Die Hard" thing.

443
00:14:43,523 --> 00:14:45,264
Man, you really got the hair
exactly right.

444
00:14:45,308 --> 00:14:47,571
Did you contact the onset hair
stylist, Paul Abascal?

445
00:14:47,614 --> 00:14:48,963
No, this is a wig.

446
00:14:49,007 --> 00:14:50,476
Oh, that's cool too.
So here's what I'm thinking.

447
00:14:50,569 --> 00:14:52,818
We let Holt go, I have sex with
Holly Gennaro but hotter.

448
00:14:52,843 --> 00:14:55,143
The squad handles the captain,
or disbands, whatever,

449
00:14:55,187 --> 00:14:56,296
we have sex again...

450
00:14:56,343 --> 00:14:58,427
Okay, stop suggesting that.
We need to stay focused.

451
00:14:58,451 --> 00:14:59,974
- Right.
- Holt is fragile.

452
00:15:00,025 --> 00:15:01,461
We need to be gentle, okay?

453
00:15:01,498 --> 00:15:03,163
- Just follow my lead.
- With pleasure.

454
00:15:03,188 --> 00:15:04,414
I love the view.
I'm sorry.

455
00:15:04,457 --> 00:15:06,503
This outfit is driving me insane.

456
00:15:06,537 --> 00:15:09,637
Hello, sir. Sorry again for
tying you spread eagle

457
00:15:09,686 --> 00:15:12,175
- on the bed.
- Apology not accepted.

458
00:15:12,223 --> 00:15:14,399
Look, I know you're upset,
but this isn't

459
00:15:14,424 --> 00:15:16,643
your last chance to become commissioner.

460
00:15:16,687 --> 00:15:17,905
John Kelly's old.

461
00:15:17,949 --> 00:15:19,361
He's not gonna be in office forever.

462
00:15:19,385 --> 00:15:20,928
True, but he'll just
be replaced by another

463
00:15:20,952 --> 00:15:22,258
mediocre old white man.

464
00:15:22,301 --> 00:15:23,498
Nothing will ever change.

465
00:15:23,561 --> 00:15:25,519
All right, well, what
about all your goals

466
00:15:25,571 --> 00:15:26,763
for the Nine-Nine?

467
00:15:26,788 --> 00:15:28,404
You still have so much left to
accomplish.

468
00:15:28,525 --> 00:15:29,806
Wrong, I've accomplished everything

469
00:15:29,830 --> 00:15:30,959
that I set out to do.

470
00:15:30,992 --> 00:15:32,693
I wanted to reduce crime, and I did.

471
00:15:32,718 --> 00:15:34,345
There's no crime in Brooklyn anymore.

472
00:15:34,373 --> 00:15:35,619
Seems like a bit of a stretch.

473
00:15:35,662 --> 00:15:37,490
What about improving
community relations?

474
00:15:37,534 --> 00:15:39,013
Done. Everyone loves
the police.

475
00:15:39,057 --> 00:15:40,185
It's embarrassing.

476
00:15:40,210 --> 00:15:42,123
Way off. All right, Ame, step
aside; I got this.

477
00:15:42,147 --> 00:15:44,168
Captain, what about the Halloween Heist?

478
00:15:44,193 --> 00:15:46,170
I'll just come in and win it
and then go back to my house.

479
00:15:46,194 --> 00:15:47,709
- Damn it. I'm out.
- Jake.

480
00:15:47,734 --> 00:15:50,293
All right, fine, sir, do you
know why I love coming to work?

481
00:15:50,318 --> 00:15:51,888
Because there's a bumper
pool table in the break room.

482
00:15:51,920 --> 00:15:53,652
Yes, obviously I love
the bumper pool table.

483
00:15:53,680 --> 00:15:56,466
But do you want to know
another reason why?

484
00:15:56,509 --> 00:15:57,349
You.

485
00:15:57,732 --> 00:15:59,129
You've made me a better cop.

486
00:15:59,154 --> 00:16:00,426
You've made me a better person.

487
00:16:00,470 --> 00:16:02,689
I've learned so much from you.

488
00:16:02,733 --> 00:16:04,387
So you can't quit.

489
00:16:04,822 --> 00:16:06,262
Because I need you.

490
00:16:07,433 --> 00:16:10,131
- Oh, please. How selfish.
- What?

491
00:16:10,175 --> 00:16:11,413
That little speech you just gave.

492
00:16:11,437 --> 00:16:13,221
It was all about you and what you need.

493
00:16:13,265 --> 00:16:15,311
How unbelievably selfish.

494
00:16:15,354 --> 00:16:17,313
Okay, well, I don't want
to get mad right now,

495
00:16:17,356 --> 00:16:19,051
'cause Amy is worried about you, so...

496
00:16:19,076 --> 00:16:21,012
No, screw that noise.

497
00:16:21,055 --> 00:16:23,176
How dare you call Jake selfish?

498
00:16:23,215 --> 00:16:25,252
He just wasted his entire honeymoon

499
00:16:25,277 --> 00:16:27,061
trying to take care of you
while you wallowed

500
00:16:27,097 --> 00:16:29,160
in your misery like a little baby.

501
00:16:29,191 --> 00:16:31,109
- That seems a little harsh.
- Oh, does it?

502
00:16:31,152 --> 00:16:32,719
- I don't give a hoot.
- Oh, damn.

503
00:16:32,763 --> 00:16:34,895
For the last five years,
all I've done is

504
00:16:34,939 --> 00:16:37,681
give a hoot about you
and what you think.

505
00:16:37,724 --> 00:16:39,552
I gave a hoot about you as a boss.

506
00:16:39,596 --> 00:16:41,119
I gave a hoot about you as a mentor.

507
00:16:41,162 --> 00:16:42,990
I gave a hoot about you as a friend.

508
00:16:43,034 --> 00:16:44,601
She gave so many hoots.

509
00:16:44,644 --> 00:16:46,603
Not anymore.
After the way you've acted

510
00:16:46,646 --> 00:16:49,083
and what you just said to
Jake, I don't give a hoot,

511
00:16:49,127 --> 00:16:50,868
what you think, and I really don't

512
00:16:50,911 --> 00:16:54,393
give a hoot if you decide
to quit the NYPD, so do it.

513
00:16:54,437 --> 00:16:55,742
I'm all out of hoots.

514
00:16:55,786 --> 00:16:57,016
I'm hootless.

515
00:16:58,397 --> 00:17:00,268
- Now, what I want to say is...
- Jake.

516
00:17:00,312 --> 00:17:01,618
Coming Holly Gennaro.

517
00:17:04,063 --> 00:17:06,540
Hey, I thought piņa coladas
might be too festive,

518
00:17:06,565 --> 00:17:09,313
so I got two super-depressing
coconuts filled with merlot.

519
00:17:09,368 --> 00:17:11,485
I'm not depressed.
I'm relieved.

520
00:17:11,524 --> 00:17:14,413
For the first time all week,
it's just the two of us.

521
00:17:14,457 --> 00:17:15,587
I'm right here.

522
00:17:15,612 --> 00:17:17,740
I escaped using some of the
lube Boyle sent you.

523
00:17:17,764 --> 00:17:19,375
It got everywhere.
I had to change.

524
00:17:19,418 --> 00:17:22,465
Yeah, and your new shirt is
very aggressive and confusing.

525
00:17:22,508 --> 00:17:23,683
Is the pineapple the slut,

526
00:17:23,727 --> 00:17:25,052
or is it calling someone else a slut?

527
00:17:25,076 --> 00:17:26,901
Clearly the pineapple is the slut.

528
00:17:26,948 --> 00:17:28,296
- Huh.
- Look, I wanted to say

529
00:17:28,340 --> 00:17:29,602
- I'm sorry.
- Yeah?

530
00:17:29,646 --> 00:17:31,387
Maybe find someone who gives a hoot.

531
00:17:31,430 --> 00:17:32,675
Try an owl cage.

532
00:17:32,737 --> 00:17:35,159
Oh, honey, I love you,
but not your best.

533
00:17:35,604 --> 00:17:37,697
Look, you have every right
not to accept my apology,

534
00:17:37,741 --> 00:17:39,830
but at least hear it first.

535
00:17:39,873 --> 00:17:41,614
I'm sorry I said Jake was selfish.

536
00:17:41,658 --> 00:17:43,311
I'm sorry I ruined your honeymoon.

537
00:17:43,355 --> 00:17:46,184
I'm sorry I interrupted your
"Die Hard" -themed sexcapades.

538
00:17:46,227 --> 00:17:49,013
You don't have to
list everything; it's cool.

539
00:17:49,056 --> 00:17:52,016
Right. I thought if
I played by the NYPD's rules

540
00:17:52,059 --> 00:17:54,298
and didn't make any waves, one
day I would rise to a position

541
00:17:54,322 --> 00:17:56,237
where I could make meaningful change.

542
00:17:56,281 --> 00:17:59,458
When they hired John Kelly, I
realized I was wrong,

543
00:17:59,505 --> 00:18:01,242
and I thought I was out of options.

544
00:18:01,286 --> 00:18:03,244
But then you tied me
to your bed, legs akimbo,

545
00:18:03,288 --> 00:18:07,068
and made me realize there was
another way.

546
00:18:07,132 --> 00:18:09,451
I could not give a hoot.

547
00:18:09,529 --> 00:18:11,529
Wow, the hoot thing is catching on.
Didn't see that coming.

548
00:18:11,593 --> 00:18:13,725
I'm going to go directly
to the mayor and tell him

549
00:18:13,750 --> 00:18:16,287
John Kelly's "vigilant
policing" proposal

550
00:18:16,320 --> 00:18:18,037
is regressive and
counter-productive,

551
00:18:18,162 --> 00:18:20,261
and if he implements it, I'm gonna make

552
00:18:20,305 --> 00:18:21,576
a big stink in the press.

553
00:18:21,608 --> 00:18:24,146
Going over the commissioner
and threatening the mayor, sir?

554
00:18:24,185 --> 00:18:25,571
Don't you think that'll piss him off?

555
00:18:25,615 --> 00:18:27,271
I don't give a hoot.

556
00:18:28,487 --> 00:18:30,054
Listen, I'm on the next plane back,

557
00:18:30,097 --> 00:18:32,143
but I wanted to pay for you two
to extend your stay

558
00:18:32,186 --> 00:18:34,362
so you can have a proper honeymoon.

559
00:18:34,406 --> 00:18:36,364
Oh, sir, thank you.

560
00:18:36,408 --> 00:18:38,192
That's very nice, right, Jake?

561
00:18:38,236 --> 00:18:39,139
Yeah, super cool.

562
00:18:39,164 --> 00:18:40,873
Just out of curiosity asking
for a friend,

563
00:18:40,898 --> 00:18:42,920
where did you get the shirt,
and how much did it cost?

564
00:18:43,067 --> 00:18:45,112
Ooh, you're still wearing the mask?

565
00:18:45,156 --> 00:18:48,159
Yeah, to hide my sadness.
I'll take it off.

566
00:18:48,202 --> 00:18:49,193
No, don't.

567
00:18:49,218 --> 00:18:51,485
For some reason, it's easier to
care about what you say

568
00:18:51,510 --> 00:18:52,678
when you look like me.

569
00:18:52,726 --> 00:18:54,732
Why did you tell your
mom to leave my dad, Gina?

570
00:18:54,774 --> 00:18:56,776
Is it so bad being a Boyle?

571
00:18:56,820 --> 00:18:59,779
Yes, it terrible, but that's
not why I did it.

572
00:18:59,823 --> 00:19:01,433
My mom was cheating on your dad,

573
00:19:01,477 --> 00:19:03,043
so I told her she had to break it off.

574
00:19:03,087 --> 00:19:04,523
What? Why didn't you tell me?

575
00:19:04,567 --> 00:19:06,307
Because I didn't want
to hurt you or him.

576
00:19:06,351 --> 00:19:08,962
She was being disgusting, so I
told her she had to end it.

577
00:19:09,006 --> 00:19:10,311
You were trying to protect us.

578
00:19:10,355 --> 00:19:11,965
Gina, you were actually being sweet.

579
00:19:12,009 --> 00:19:13,313
Uh-doi.

580
00:19:14,185 --> 00:19:16,143
- How's it going, Sarge?
- Not good.

581
00:19:16,187 --> 00:19:18,232
I'm reading this book on
religion, and apparently

582
00:19:18,276 --> 00:19:20,278
there's some debate as to what God is.

583
00:19:20,321 --> 00:19:21,279
Don't worry about it.

584
00:19:21,322 --> 00:19:22,759
- Gina had the manual.
- What?

585
00:19:22,802 --> 00:19:23,866
Why didn't she just give it to me?

586
00:19:23,897 --> 00:19:25,595
'Cause she's a rascal.

587
00:19:25,631 --> 00:19:26,709
Look at what it says.

588
00:19:27,154 --> 00:19:29,461
"Never use italics, lest
people think you are

589
00:19:29,505 --> 00:19:30,897
a con-man or a clown."

590
00:19:30,941 --> 00:19:32,812
I'm not sure how this applies here.

591
00:19:32,856 --> 00:19:34,096
No. Under that.

592
00:19:34,121 --> 00:19:36,721
"If you are unsure
of what to do in any situation,

593
00:19:36,816 --> 00:19:39,666
consult Sergeant Jeffords."

594
00:19:39,819 --> 00:19:41,666
I trust him completely."

595
00:19:42,126 --> 00:19:43,606
Well, that's a kick in the butt.

596
00:19:43,649 --> 00:19:45,502
So what should I do, Sarge?

597
00:19:46,391 --> 00:19:48,524
Tell sanitation you'll
work the case together.

598
00:19:48,567 --> 00:19:50,917
You're the primary, and HQ can
take it out

599
00:19:50,961 --> 00:19:52,136
of the supplemental budget.

600
00:19:52,179 --> 00:19:54,051
- I'll find the room.
- Cool.

601
00:19:54,094 --> 00:19:55,497
Top Dog Terry's back.

602
00:19:57,970 --> 00:19:59,176
Okay, you ready?

603
00:20:02,075 --> 00:20:02,842
Hello.

604
00:20:02,886 --> 00:20:04,145
Oh, my God.

605
00:20:04,583 --> 00:20:05,758
Are you Melvil Dewey?

606
00:20:05,802 --> 00:20:07,151
Indeed I am.

607
00:20:07,194 --> 00:20:09,501
I invented the Dewey decimal system,

608
00:20:09,545 --> 00:20:13,549
but right now I'm working on
the Do-me decimal system.

609
00:20:13,592 --> 00:20:14,637
Mm-hmm, yeah.

610
00:20:14,680 --> 00:20:15,701
This is really working for me.

611
00:20:15,725 --> 00:20:16,813
- Really?
- Yeah.

612
00:20:16,856 --> 00:20:18,510
- Awesome.
- So, Mr. Dewey,

613
00:20:18,554 --> 00:20:20,860
can you save me from the
terrorists that have taken over

614
00:20:20,904 --> 00:20:21,861
Nakatomi Plaza?

615
00:20:21,905 --> 00:20:23,602
Yes, Holly Gennaro,

616
00:20:23,646 --> 00:20:28,738
I just need file them in the
library... card... catalog.

617
00:20:28,781 --> 00:20:29,889
Yeah, this is really hard to track.

618
00:20:29,913 --> 00:20:31,305
Let's just take our clothes off.

619
00:20:31,349 --> 00:20:32,631
Oh, thank God.
This old jacket is so hot.

620
00:20:32,655 --> 00:20:33,390
Yeah.

621
00:20:33,415 --> 00:20:35,483
- _
-That was magical.

622
00:20:35,527 --> 00:20:37,703
- I can't believe we're back.
- I refuse to accept it.

623
00:20:37,747 --> 00:20:38,965
I'm still coconuting.

624
00:20:39,027 --> 00:20:40,376
This is filled with coffee.

625
00:20:40,401 --> 00:20:41,402
It is very hot.

626
00:20:41,446 --> 00:20:42,839
Coconut is not a good insulator.

627
00:20:42,882 --> 00:20:44,101
No, it's not.

628
00:20:44,761 --> 00:20:46,153
- Captain.
- Peralta, Santiago,

629
00:20:46,190 --> 00:20:47,713
how was the end of the honeymoon?

630
00:20:47,757 --> 00:20:49,062
It was amazing.

631
00:20:49,106 --> 00:20:51,238
Not to brag, but I saw a sea turtle.

632
00:20:51,282 --> 00:20:52,607
Kind of sounds like
you're bragging, babe.

633
00:20:52,631 --> 00:20:54,067
I was.
It looked right at me.

634
00:20:54,111 --> 00:20:55,585
How'd it go here?
Did you contact the mayor?

635
00:20:55,632 --> 00:20:57,481
Yes. I voiced my concerns
as soon as I got back.

636
00:20:57,505 --> 00:20:59,377
He heard me out, and he's put
John Kelly's

637
00:20:59,420 --> 00:21:01,630
"vigilant policing" initiative
under review.

638
00:21:01,655 --> 00:21:03,903
Way to go, No Hoots Holt.

639
00:21:03,947 --> 00:21:05,644
- Was Kelly pissed?
- Very much so.

640
00:21:05,688 --> 00:21:08,560
To retaliate, he closed the
bottom floor of the Nine-Nine

641
00:21:08,604 --> 00:21:09,953
for renovations indefinitely.

642
00:21:09,996 --> 00:21:11,607
Everyone's been moved to our bullpen.

643
00:21:11,650 --> 00:21:12,749
Wait. What?

644
00:21:13,173 --> 00:21:14,569
Prepare yourselves.

645
00:21:16,176 --> 00:21:19,049
The Nine-Nine is at war with
the NYPD.

646
00:21:21,319 --> 00:21:23,147
Ay caramba.

647
00:21:23,214 --> 00:21:28,992
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