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Now, can anyone tell me

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why Melville shifts the narrative voice

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from Ishmael to Ahab?

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Sheldon.

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I have a tummyache.

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I'd like to see the nurse.

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A "tummyache"?

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Yes, Derek, I have a tummy and it aches.

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Ergo, tummyache.

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Ergo?

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It's Latin, Derek.

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Go to the nurse.

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And to answer your question,

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the shifting point of view

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grants the reader a broader perspective

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of events than typically allowed
by first-person narration.

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Where were we?

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And "ergo" is Latin for "hence," Derek.

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Hello, Nora.

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Hey, there's my favorite patient!

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What hurts today?

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Tummy troubles.

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Oh, no. Sorry to hear it.

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Let me grab your file.

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Throughout my high school career,

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Nurse Nora and I

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had been through quite
a few close calls...

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This is just a blister.

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Are you sure?

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Sheldon, I promise
you don't have leprosy.

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Ooh, that's bright.

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Proving you don't have
hysterical blindness.

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Well, can you test for just hysterical?

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Oh. Looks like you bit your cheek.

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How do you know it's not scurvy?

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Because you're not a pirate.

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So, we've got a tummyache?

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Yes. I'm afraid it might be cholera.

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Again?

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I have one of the symptoms.

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Okay, on a scale of one to
ten, what's your pain level?

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Three...

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point four seven.

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That's pretty serious.

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But since you're at a 3.47,

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I'm gonna give you the
strongest medication

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I'm allowed to give you.

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You're an angel of mercy, Nurse Nora.

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Ooh, cherry.

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Hello?

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Oh. Hey, Nora.

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What is it this time?

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Okay, yeah, thanks for lettin' me know.

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I'll keep an eye on him.

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Sheldon back in the nurse's office?

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Yep.

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Let me guess.

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Yellow fever. Dengue fever.

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Cat scratch fever.

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Cholera.

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Ooh! I was gonna say cholera.

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A quadrilateral

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that can be inscribed in a circle

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is an example of a cyclic polygon.

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Sheldon, don't argue with me,
I'm looking at it right here.

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While Nurse Nora's special medicine

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had given me a temporary reprieve,

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my pain had escalated to a 4.9.

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Although Ms. Ingram's
questionable math skills

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certainly weren't helping.

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Sheldon, you okay?

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You're gonna be fine.

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One good dump and you'll
feel right as rain.

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Can you please not call it that?

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What, "dump"?

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Yes.

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You want me to say "poop"?

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I want you to stop talking about it.

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B.M.?

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Dad!

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- Where is he?
- He's fine.

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He's in the bathroom workin' it out.

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Shelly, you okay in there?

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No.

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Give it a few more minutes!

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Eyes on the prize!

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This is not a fecal issue!

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I'm coming in.

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My tummy really hurts, Mom.

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You do feel a bit warm.

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Okay, you finish up in here,

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get in bed, and I'll
bring you some ginger ale.

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Canada Dry?

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- Yes.
- Room temperature?

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- Yes.
- Mostly flat?

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I'll stir the fizz out with a spoon.

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Thanks, Mom.

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Why don't you dote on me like that?

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Because he's my baby.

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Well, I could be your baby.

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Oh, now I have a stomachache.

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How you feelin', baby?

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Remember the tuna sandwich
I had at the bus station?

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Yeah?

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Worse than that.

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Oh, honey, I'm sorry.

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I'm sure you'll feel
better in the morning.

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Hey, Mom, you know how twins
can feel each other's pain?

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You're going to school tomorrow.

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I think she's gettin' smarter.

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Relax, he's sleeping.

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How come when I'm sick it's no big deal,

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but when Sheldon gets sick

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you act like it's the end of the world?

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Because he's a fragile little boy

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and you're gettin' to
be a big, strong man.

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That's true.

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Puberty has done right by me.

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Mom? Something's really
wrong with Sheldon.

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We need a doctor here!

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In that moment, I was in too much pain

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to tell my father, "I told you so."

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But for years after, I
reminded him constantly.

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So how's he doing?

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Aw, poor little guy.

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All right, well, if
there's anything you need,

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let me know.

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I love you, too.

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Well?

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Your brother's gonna be fine,

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but he has to have his
gallbladder removed.

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How's he gonna pee?

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Not that bladder, his gallbladder.

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What's the gallbladder do?

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I guess not much, if
they're takin' it out.

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You think he'll bring
it home so we can see it?

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I'll ask.

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Oh, I feel terrible.

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How was I supposed to know
it was his gallbladder?

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The doctor says it's rare in children.

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Well, he's always complaining
about some health issue

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and it... it's usually nothin'.

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I know, George.

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I mean, how many times...

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I'm prayin' here!

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Right, sorry. Sorry.

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So, those pain meds should
already be kicking in.

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Then my buddy Gary here

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is gonna administer the
gas, which'll help you sleep.

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And once you're under,

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we'll make a little incision

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and snatch that guy right outta there.

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Any questions?

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Yes.

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What kind of doctor says,

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"Snatch that guy right out of there?"

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Just trying to put you at ease.

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It didn't work.

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Where did you go to medical school?

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University of Nebraska.

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Uh-oh.

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Did you at least graduate with honors?

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Top of my class.

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Have you had any alcohol

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in the last 24 hours?

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Not a drop.

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How much sleep did you get last...

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- Gary, can we...
- Got it.

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Just relax and start
counting backwards from 100.

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Wait, Gary...

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Where did you study anesthesiolo...

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Hard to port!

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Aye aye, Captain Ahab.

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Thar she blows!

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Gallbladder dead ahead!

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Captain Ahab, are you hungry?

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Do you want a bowl of gruel?

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Not now, Mom, I'm in
pursuit of my inner demons.

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Aye, she's a formidable organ.

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Just looks like a whale.

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It's a metaphor, doofus.

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Arrr!

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Sweet dreams, honey.

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I'll try.

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Your brother's gonna be just fine.

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Yeah, I know.

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I'll tell you what.

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If I hear any news, I
will come and wake you up.

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Thank you.

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Night night.

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This is ridiculous.

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They said an hour and a
half; it's been almost two.

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I'm gonna go yell at somebody.

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Good. Yell at everybody.

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Uhp, ah, y'all can exhale.

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Surgery went great.

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Thank you, Jesus.

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Sheldon's gonna need to
stay here three, four days,

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which is standard,

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but, uh, after that
he's good to go home.

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- Really appreciate it, Doctor.
- Oh.

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We can't thank you enough
for takin' care of him.

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He's extremely intelligent, isn't he?

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Oh, yeah.

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He's our special little boy.

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Oh.

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Are you ready to see your family?

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Yes.

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That's good, 'cause
they're ready to see you.

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Okay.

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There he is, there's my baby.

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Hey, buddy. How you feeling?

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I brought you some comic books.

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- Hi, Moonpie.
- Hi, Meemaw.

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Where's your gallbladder?

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I want to see it.

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They throw it away, honey.

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Why?

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Can I go home now?

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No, baby, they need to keep you here

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a little while, make sure you're okay.

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Overnight?

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Actually, a...

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few nights.

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No, tell them I'm going home.

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Shelly, the doctors
know what's best for you.

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What's best for me

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is to be at home, in my own bed,
with my books and my computer.

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Well, I can bring you whatever
you want. Just-just tell me.

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I just told you: bring me home.

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Moonpie, you're looking
at this all wrong.

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You got your own room here, your own TV.

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Is no one listening to
me? I want to go home.

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I'm listening, but I
have no say in this.

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No surprise, despite my adamant protest,

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I didn't go home.

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Instead, I had to stay
and suffer in silence

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like the Southern gentleman
my mother raised me to be.

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What's this? I asked for red.

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All they had was green.

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Well, then you and I
have a problem, don't we?

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Tada! A dog.

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For God's sake, it's not a real dog.

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Here you go. One O.J.

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- I see pulp.
- No, you don't.

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I strained it with a paper towel.

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Now all I can taste is towel.

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And pulp.

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Ugh, man, it's Cooper again.

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Can you take it?

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00:11:09,346 --> 00:11:12,848
Do I have to? He asked me if
all the jobs for men were taken.

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I'll get it. You just stay
here and do your nails.

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What?

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00:11:19,523 --> 00:11:21,101
Do you know where my mother is?

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00:11:21,104 --> 00:11:23,757
I think she went down to the
cafeteria. What do you need?

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I can't sleep.

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Did you try counting sheep?

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00:11:26,363 --> 00:11:28,630
Oh, no, I'm afraid of farm animals.

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00:11:28,632 --> 00:11:31,833
Of course you are. Well, I
don't know what I can do for you.

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Do you know the "Soft Kitty" song?

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No.

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I'll teach it to you. Get a notepad.

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Okay.

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I got your pillow and your blanket.

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Shelly, what do you say?

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Why does it smell like Missy?

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You're doing great, honey.

269
00:12:01,386 --> 00:12:02,863
What's going on?

270
00:12:02,866 --> 00:12:05,133
This is Ricky, your new roommate.

271
00:12:05,135 --> 00:12:07,802
Nice to meet you.

272
00:12:10,554 --> 00:12:12,641
I am so sorry.

273
00:12:19,851 --> 00:12:21,812
It's just for one night.

274
00:12:21,814 --> 00:12:23,681
They said you going home tomorrow.

275
00:12:23,683 --> 00:12:25,449
They also said I'd have my own room.

276
00:12:25,451 --> 00:12:27,318
He better not be contagious.

277
00:12:27,320 --> 00:12:29,186
- He's not.
- Are you sure?

278
00:12:29,188 --> 00:12:30,855
Should we ask his doctor?

279
00:12:30,857 --> 00:12:33,324
You just asked me and I said no.

280
00:12:33,326 --> 00:12:36,379
But you're not a doctor.
Your career stalled at nurse.

281
00:12:36,382 --> 00:12:38,929
Okay, listen.

282
00:12:38,931 --> 00:12:42,219
I done put up with your
nonsense long enough,

283
00:12:42,220 --> 00:12:44,234
and it ends now.

284
00:12:44,237 --> 00:12:46,207
That boy is your roommate,

285
00:12:46,210 --> 00:12:49,746
that's the situation and you
gonna make the best of it.

286
00:12:49,749 --> 00:12:51,308
You get my drift?

287
00:12:59,619 --> 00:13:01,218
So Sheldon comes home tomorrow?

288
00:13:01,220 --> 00:13:02,753
Yep.

289
00:13:02,755 --> 00:13:05,589
Everybody's thinking
it, so I'm gonna say it.

290
00:13:05,591 --> 00:13:07,892
This has been a nice break.

291
00:13:07,894 --> 00:13:10,928
Hey. Don't talk about
your brother like that.

292
00:13:10,930 --> 00:13:12,797
Since when are you on his side?

293
00:13:12,799 --> 00:13:14,365
Since Dad almost let him die.

294
00:13:17,226 --> 00:13:20,160
- No!
- Unbelievable.

295
00:13:20,163 --> 00:13:22,807
It's either cartoons or
men in their underwear

296
00:13:22,809 --> 00:13:24,608
banging their heads together.

297
00:13:24,610 --> 00:13:27,378
You complain a lot.

298
00:13:28,652 --> 00:13:30,485
Excuse me?

299
00:13:31,751 --> 00:13:34,652
Seriously, dude, you need to relax.

300
00:13:34,654 --> 00:13:36,391
How can I relax?

301
00:13:36,394 --> 00:13:39,355
I'm being held captive
in a bacterial playground.

302
00:13:39,358 --> 00:13:41,258
Why are you here?

303
00:13:41,260 --> 00:13:44,128
I had to have my gallbladder
removed. Why are you here?

304
00:13:44,130 --> 00:13:45,763
I'm having surgery tomorrow.

305
00:13:45,765 --> 00:13:47,431
How come?

306
00:13:47,433 --> 00:13:49,400
I was born with a hole in my heart.

307
00:13:49,402 --> 00:13:52,403
My mom says everyone is
born with a Jesus-shaped hole

308
00:13:52,405 --> 00:13:55,072
in their heart, but I'm
guessing this is different.

309
00:13:55,074 --> 00:13:57,742
Yeah, they're gonna put a patch on it.

310
00:13:57,744 --> 00:13:59,643
And then it just stays there forever?

311
00:13:59,645 --> 00:14:03,080
Yeah, like a Band-Aid you
never have to pull off.

312
00:14:03,082 --> 00:14:05,850
That's great, because that's
the worst thing about Band-Aids.

313
00:14:07,065 --> 00:14:08,566
They may have removed my gallbladder,

314
00:14:08,569 --> 00:14:10,488
but not my wicked sense of humor.

315
00:14:17,096 --> 00:14:18,829
Whatcha working on?

316
00:14:18,831 --> 00:14:20,498
A welcome home sign for Sheldon.

317
00:14:20,500 --> 00:14:23,000
Oh, that's a nice thing.

318
00:14:23,002 --> 00:14:25,503
Yeah, but this "W" took me half an hour.

319
00:14:25,505 --> 00:14:27,471
Hmm. You want some help?

320
00:14:27,473 --> 00:14:28,539
Yeah.

321
00:14:28,541 --> 00:14:31,809
Georgie, get your ass in here!

322
00:14:31,811 --> 00:14:34,345
How did you find out you
have a hole in your heart?

323
00:14:34,347 --> 00:14:36,213
I fainted playing soccer.

324
00:14:36,215 --> 00:14:38,905
- Hmm, I guess I'm fortunate.
- Why?

325
00:14:38,908 --> 00:14:41,519
I don't and never will play soccer.

326
00:14:41,521 --> 00:14:44,188
How did you know something was
wrong with your gallbladder?

327
00:14:44,190 --> 00:14:46,129
It started as a minor tummyache,

328
00:14:46,132 --> 00:14:48,459
then escalated to a major tummyache.

329
00:14:48,461 --> 00:14:50,390
Luckily, I handle pain well.

330
00:14:54,634 --> 00:14:56,957
What are you gonna do when you get home?

331
00:14:56,960 --> 00:15:00,004
Enjoy a bathroom I can relax in.

332
00:15:00,006 --> 00:15:01,338
Although I do like that there's

333
00:15:01,340 --> 00:15:03,674
a big red emergency button in there.

334
00:15:03,676 --> 00:15:06,076
I actually don't mind it here.

335
00:15:06,078 --> 00:15:08,212
What about the food?

336
00:15:08,214 --> 00:15:11,849
It's not as good as my grandma's
tamales, but nothing is.

337
00:15:11,851 --> 00:15:13,884
How long has she been
taking care of you?

338
00:15:13,886 --> 00:15:15,386
My whole life.

339
00:15:15,388 --> 00:15:18,189
She'd be here, but she's
watching my brother.

340
00:15:18,191 --> 00:15:22,226
My meemaw takes care
of us sometimes, too.

341
00:15:22,228 --> 00:15:25,741
I'm excited for my heart
to be fixed, 'cause then,

342
00:15:25,744 --> 00:15:28,694
she won't have to worry
about me anymore. But hey,

343
00:15:28,697 --> 00:15:30,590
once they put the patch on my heart,

344
00:15:30,593 --> 00:15:32,770
I'll sort of be like Iron Man.

345
00:15:32,772 --> 00:15:36,407
Technically, Iron Man
has a magnet, not a patch.

346
00:15:36,409 --> 00:15:38,509
And technically, I said "sort of."

347
00:15:38,511 --> 00:15:40,177
Touché.

348
00:15:49,088 --> 00:15:51,522
Where'd he go? Where's Ricky?

349
00:15:51,524 --> 00:15:53,791
He's in surgery.

350
00:15:53,793 --> 00:15:56,126
Oh.

351
00:15:56,128 --> 00:15:57,934
But look what I'm doing.

352
00:15:57,937 --> 00:16:00,130
I'm packing up so we can go home.

353
00:16:00,132 --> 00:16:01,599
Can we wait until he's done?

354
00:16:01,601 --> 00:16:03,701
I think it's gonna be a while, honey,

355
00:16:03,703 --> 00:16:05,736
but why don't we get a move on

356
00:16:05,738 --> 00:16:07,358
and then we can check on him later?

357
00:16:10,042 --> 00:16:11,675
Okay.

358
00:16:15,548 --> 00:16:18,616
One second.

359
00:16:18,618 --> 00:16:21,624
- Excuse me, Nurse Robinson?
- Yes?

360
00:16:21,627 --> 00:16:24,221
Will you give this
Iron Man comic to Ricky?

361
00:16:24,223 --> 00:16:25,990
I'll see that he gets it.

362
00:16:25,992 --> 00:16:28,325
- Thank you.
- Mm-hmm.

363
00:16:28,327 --> 00:16:30,961
And thank you for taking care of me.

364
00:16:30,963 --> 00:16:32,863
You're welcome.

365
00:16:32,866 --> 00:16:34,298
You stay healthy.

366
00:16:34,300 --> 00:16:35,833
I will.

367
00:16:35,835 --> 00:16:39,403
When did he become nice?

368
00:16:49,782 --> 00:16:52,483
Uh, I'll get the next one.

369
00:17:00,604 --> 00:17:04,899
WELCO...

370
00:17:05,276 --> 00:17:07,485
ME HOME, SHELDON!

371
00:17:11,272 --> 00:17:13,506
I actually missed you.

372
00:17:13,508 --> 00:17:15,641
Ain't that nice?

373
00:17:15,643 --> 00:17:17,476
What about me did you miss?

374
00:17:17,478 --> 00:17:18,611
I don't know.

375
00:17:18,613 --> 00:17:20,561
Well, think about it and get back to me.

376
00:17:20,564 --> 00:17:22,486
Ha, he gave you homework.

377
00:17:22,489 --> 00:17:24,649
Sheldon, I just got off
the phone with that nurse

378
00:17:24,652 --> 00:17:25,752
from the hospital.

379
00:17:25,755 --> 00:17:27,853
Your little roommate's
gonna be just fine.

380
00:17:27,856 --> 00:17:29,488
Oh, good. That's a relief.

381
00:17:29,490 --> 00:17:30,923
Would you like to go visit him?

382
00:17:30,925 --> 00:17:33,326
No. Why?

383
00:17:35,363 --> 00:17:38,030
Okay, here we go, Sheldon.

384
00:17:38,032 --> 00:17:43,536
One "precision astronomical
refractor telescope."

385
00:17:43,538 --> 00:17:45,571
Wow. Thanks, Dad.

386
00:17:45,573 --> 00:17:48,288
For the next few weeks,
my guilt-ridden father

387
00:17:48,291 --> 00:17:50,382
continued to lavish me with gifts.

388
00:17:50,385 --> 00:17:53,543
Then the football playoffs
started and that was that.

389
00:17:53,546 --> 00:17:55,447
Time's up. What did you miss about me?

390
00:17:55,450 --> 00:17:58,995
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