1 00:00:00,001 --> 00:00:01,787 Previously on Madam Secretary... 2 00:00:01,788 --> 00:00:03,344 We're renewing our vows. 3 00:00:03,345 --> 00:00:07,133 - The hour and the minute we picked has... - Because it was the minute that we both 4 00:00:07,134 --> 00:00:08,804 knew that we were getting married: 8:22. 5 00:00:08,828 --> 00:00:10,439 It was actually this joke that I told 6 00:00:10,463 --> 00:00:11,607 that really sealed the deal. 7 00:00:11,631 --> 00:00:13,642 Oh! 8 00:00:13,666 --> 00:00:14,977 ...legalization of marijuana 9 00:00:15,001 --> 00:00:17,312 is the best way for the U.S. to weaken the Mexican cartels. 10 00:00:17,336 --> 00:00:20,476 Arizona governor Barker implemented a new policy 11 00:00:20,477 --> 00:00:22,488 of separating children from parents 12 00:00:22,512 --> 00:00:24,023 who illegally cross the border. 13 00:00:24,047 --> 00:00:25,858 I am staunchly against the federal government 14 00:00:25,882 --> 00:00:28,294 undermining a state's authority to regulate 15 00:00:28,318 --> 00:00:29,945 - its own border. - Come on, Senator, you know 16 00:00:29,946 --> 00:00:31,601 there are a million reasons the federal government 17 00:00:31,602 --> 00:00:33,380 has to be in charge of the border. 18 00:00:33,404 --> 00:00:34,781 You are trespassing 19 00:00:34,805 --> 00:00:36,716 on Arizona state property. 20 00:00:36,740 --> 00:00:39,219 If desperate asylum seekers 21 00:00:39,243 --> 00:00:43,857 aren't free from being detained unfairly in this state, 22 00:00:43,881 --> 00:00:45,515 why should I? 23 00:00:48,219 --> 00:00:51,731 I guess you're accustomed to... 24 00:00:51,755 --> 00:00:53,790 this sort of thing. 25 00:00:54,959 --> 00:00:57,370 Oh, Christ. I meant social justice, not... 26 00:00:57,394 --> 00:01:00,006 Oh, Jesus, I just said "Christ." 27 00:01:00,030 --> 00:01:01,508 And "Jesus"! I'm... 28 00:01:01,532 --> 00:01:03,777 My mother always said, "Don't call him unless you need him," 29 00:01:03,801 --> 00:01:05,345 so I think it's appropriate. 30 00:01:05,369 --> 00:01:06,880 And yes, it isn't my first 31 00:01:06,904 --> 00:01:09,316 arrested-for-protesting rodeo, but... 32 00:01:09,340 --> 00:01:12,041 it is the first time with a presidential cabinet member. 33 00:01:13,777 --> 00:01:16,512 Well, we did what we had to do. 34 00:01:17,515 --> 00:01:20,594 I think it was Saint Augustine who said, 35 00:01:20,618 --> 00:01:23,563 "In the absence of justice, what is sovereignty 36 00:01:23,587 --> 00:01:25,866 but organized robbery?" 37 00:01:25,890 --> 00:01:28,502 - My husband is a religious scholar. - I'm well aware. 38 00:01:28,526 --> 00:01:32,572 I consider him a foremost authority on Saint Francis. 39 00:01:32,596 --> 00:01:35,942 Oh. That is so gonna make his day. 40 00:01:37,434 --> 00:01:39,012 I understand speaking out, 41 00:01:39,036 --> 00:01:41,615 but why did you allow yourself to get arrested? 42 00:01:41,639 --> 00:01:44,284 I have to believe you have some... connections. 43 00:01:44,308 --> 00:01:46,920 What I saw in that detention center crossed a line 44 00:01:46,944 --> 00:01:49,890 I never thought our country would cross, and I felt... 45 00:01:49,914 --> 00:01:53,527 obligated to make the world pay attention. 46 00:01:53,551 --> 00:01:55,562 I feel like... 47 00:01:55,586 --> 00:01:59,533 the soul of our country is at stake. 48 00:01:59,557 --> 00:02:00,901 I agree. 49 00:02:00,925 --> 00:02:03,336 And souls are my business. 50 00:02:03,360 --> 00:02:05,539 McCord, Elizabeth Adams. 51 00:02:05,563 --> 00:02:07,830 That's me. 52 00:02:09,967 --> 00:02:11,611 Turn to the side. 53 00:02:11,635 --> 00:02:14,581 Not exactly how we drew it up. 54 00:02:14,605 --> 00:02:16,816 Cable news is losing its mind, 55 00:02:16,840 --> 00:02:20,453 and this may very well be the meme that breaks the Internet. 56 00:02:20,477 --> 00:02:21,855 Governor Barker's gone too far. 57 00:02:21,879 --> 00:02:24,424 Yeah, what else is new? 58 00:02:24,448 --> 00:02:26,059 I'm sorry, 59 00:02:26,083 --> 00:02:27,661 but this is what happens 60 00:02:27,685 --> 00:02:29,996 when a self-promoting, D.C.-hating, 61 00:02:30,020 --> 00:02:31,498 malignant narcissist 62 00:02:31,522 --> 00:02:33,400 gets his paws on a national issue. 63 00:02:33,424 --> 00:02:35,068 And we should have anticipated it! 64 00:02:35,092 --> 00:02:37,604 The arrest is drawing attention to the issue. 65 00:02:37,628 --> 00:02:38,905 Oh, fantastic. 66 00:02:38,929 --> 00:02:41,174 The families are still separated. 67 00:02:41,198 --> 00:02:42,943 The Mexican border deal is-is dead. 68 00:02:42,967 --> 00:02:46,813 President Zaragoza is talking U.N. resolutions against us 69 00:02:46,837 --> 00:02:49,916 and practically sending troops to the Arizona border! 70 00:02:49,940 --> 00:02:51,851 And our once-popular, 71 00:02:51,875 --> 00:02:55,021 future-president Secretary of State is behind bars! 72 00:02:55,045 --> 00:02:58,024 I'm not sure how much attention all that's worth, Professor. 73 00:02:58,048 --> 00:02:59,459 Russell, history has taught us 74 00:02:59,483 --> 00:03:03,263 that we must confront injustice head-on when we find it. 75 00:03:03,287 --> 00:03:04,998 That's exactly what Elizabeth is doing. 76 00:03:05,022 --> 00:03:06,733 What, by wandering miles beyond her mandate 77 00:03:06,757 --> 00:03:08,101 as Secretary of State? 78 00:03:08,125 --> 00:03:10,670 - Literally! - I would argue that what she is doing 79 00:03:10,694 --> 00:03:12,939 is precisely her mandate. 80 00:03:12,963 --> 00:03:15,575 She swore to uphold the Constitution. 81 00:03:15,599 --> 00:03:17,277 Arizona's separation policy 82 00:03:17,301 --> 00:03:20,046 represents an institutional erosion 83 00:03:20,070 --> 00:03:21,381 of civil and human rights. 84 00:03:21,405 --> 00:03:23,850 - It threatens our way of life. - I don't like 85 00:03:23,874 --> 00:03:25,352 what Barker's doing any more than you do, 86 00:03:25,376 --> 00:03:27,153 but there's more than one way to skin a cat. 87 00:03:27,177 --> 00:03:28,788 Mainly, not in jail! 88 00:03:28,812 --> 00:03:30,924 Jail might be precisely the way to skin this cat, 89 00:03:30,948 --> 00:03:32,425 because it is noisy. 90 00:03:32,449 --> 00:03:36,162 Look, the bellwether of a crumbling democracy is always 91 00:03:36,186 --> 00:03:37,631 a violation of human rights. 92 00:03:37,655 --> 00:03:39,065 Look at Nazi Germany. 93 00:03:39,089 --> 00:03:40,467 North Korea. 94 00:03:40,491 --> 00:03:43,169 Ghana under Kwame Nkrumah. 95 00:03:43,193 --> 00:03:46,039 - Iraq under Saddam Hussein. - I think it's a little premature 96 00:03:46,063 --> 00:03:47,741 to be lamenting the death of our democracy. 97 00:03:47,765 --> 00:03:50,644 That is exactly what everyone said in those countries 98 00:03:50,668 --> 00:03:51,778 as human rights eroded. 99 00:03:51,802 --> 00:03:53,313 All right, fine. But your wife 100 00:03:53,337 --> 00:03:57,050 is torching her chances of becoming president 101 00:03:57,074 --> 00:04:00,687 and saving our franchise from lunatics like Barker. 102 00:04:00,711 --> 00:04:02,255 Those mug shots 103 00:04:02,279 --> 00:04:04,457 won't exactly look good on a campaign poster, 104 00:04:04,481 --> 00:04:05,692 but you can bet her opponents 105 00:04:05,716 --> 00:04:07,160 will be printing them up on T-shirts! 106 00:04:07,184 --> 00:04:09,229 Enough. 107 00:04:09,253 --> 00:04:12,432 How do we put a stop to Barker and reunite the families? 108 00:04:12,456 --> 00:04:14,834 Right now I'm considering sending in the National Guard. 109 00:04:14,858 --> 00:04:16,303 Sir, I... I think 110 00:04:16,327 --> 00:04:18,905 that would be playing right into Barker's hands. 111 00:04:18,929 --> 00:04:19,906 I agree. 112 00:04:19,930 --> 00:04:21,474 He's already elevated 113 00:04:21,498 --> 00:04:23,276 his stature by taking on Elizabeth. 114 00:04:23,300 --> 00:04:25,745 And who the hell outside of Arizona even heard of this guy before today? 115 00:04:25,769 --> 00:04:29,182 That's right. Now that this has blown up, Mr. President, any attention 116 00:04:29,206 --> 00:04:31,384 from you will give him even more notoriety. 117 00:04:31,408 --> 00:04:32,652 Well, what, then? 118 00:04:32,676 --> 00:04:34,454 I need a plan of attack. 119 00:04:34,478 --> 00:04:36,690 Unfortunately, I think it's best 120 00:04:36,714 --> 00:04:38,491 not to attack, sir. 121 00:04:38,515 --> 00:04:40,927 Better to... avoid a public showdown. 122 00:04:40,951 --> 00:04:44,097 Let this fire burn itself out. 123 00:04:44,121 --> 00:04:46,466 Meanwhile, we work to get Elizabeth released, 124 00:04:46,490 --> 00:04:48,935 and de-escalate the situation... 125 00:04:48,959 --> 00:04:51,828 focus on fighting the family separations in court. 126 00:04:51,829 --> 00:04:54,407 Fine. 127 00:04:54,431 --> 00:04:56,476 Let's send an army of White House lawyers 128 00:04:56,500 --> 00:04:57,911 to handle it. 129 00:04:57,935 --> 00:04:59,946 I'd like to send Mike B. 130 00:04:59,970 --> 00:05:01,147 To represent Elizabeth personally. 131 00:05:01,171 --> 00:05:02,882 And I'm gonna go down there, too. 132 00:05:02,906 --> 00:05:05,051 Of course. 133 00:05:05,075 --> 00:05:06,853 Fresh printouts. 134 00:05:06,877 --> 00:05:08,555 I divided them into domestic... 135 00:05:08,579 --> 00:05:09,656 - Mm-hmm. - ...and international. 136 00:05:09,680 --> 00:05:11,391 Oh. And the mug shot 137 00:05:11,415 --> 00:05:13,493 is officially a meme. 138 00:05:13,517 --> 00:05:14,994 - Fantastic. - No shooting the messenger. 139 00:05:15,018 --> 00:05:16,296 - Hey, Stevie. - Frankie. Hi. 140 00:05:16,320 --> 00:05:18,665 Hey, uh, Russell wanted me to give you these talking points 141 00:05:18,689 --> 00:05:19,866 before the press conference. 142 00:05:19,890 --> 00:05:22,068 Yeah, I got his e-mail. I mean, you didn't need 143 00:05:22,092 --> 00:05:23,503 to hand-deliver it. 144 00:05:23,527 --> 00:05:26,606 I actually kind of wanted an excuse to get in here. 145 00:05:26,630 --> 00:05:28,675 I need your help. I-It's not about anything 146 00:05:28,699 --> 00:05:31,177 happening today... it's for the party, the vow renewal. 147 00:05:31,201 --> 00:05:32,979 Yeah, this is me staring incredulously at you 148 00:05:33,003 --> 00:05:35,515 - even before I know what the problem is. - The band cancelled 149 00:05:35,539 --> 00:05:38,718 at the last minute, and I can't find anyone to replace them. 150 00:05:38,742 --> 00:05:40,787 You're worried about a band when your mother is in jail? 151 00:05:40,811 --> 00:05:42,021 Mike B. is on that. 152 00:05:42,045 --> 00:05:44,157 I'm sure that she will be out in no time. 153 00:05:44,181 --> 00:05:46,726 But this party is unstoppable. 154 00:05:46,750 --> 00:05:49,095 I was thinking... I was remembering, really... 155 00:05:49,119 --> 00:05:50,764 last year when you and Blake and Jay... 156 00:05:50,788 --> 00:05:52,565 - No. - ...came and sang at our holiday party. 157 00:05:52,589 --> 00:05:54,167 - Nope. - Why not? 158 00:05:54,191 --> 00:05:56,903 Because that was people singing around a piano for atmosphere. 159 00:05:56,927 --> 00:05:59,839 You did notice the significant lack of dancing. 160 00:05:59,863 --> 00:06:01,841 Maybe if you guys... picked up the pace? 161 00:06:01,865 --> 00:06:03,977 Okay, even if I thought it was a good idea, 162 00:06:04,001 --> 00:06:06,168 I don't have time to learn a bunch of songs. 163 00:06:06,170 --> 00:06:09,315 - Why don't you hire a deejay? - It just feels so impersonal. 164 00:06:09,339 --> 00:06:10,583 Stevie, if your mother 165 00:06:10,607 --> 00:06:12,085 gets out of jail in time, 166 00:06:12,109 --> 00:06:14,187 I'm sure she'll be happy with Spotify. 167 00:06:14,211 --> 00:06:15,655 Sorry. I got to go. 168 00:06:15,679 --> 00:06:16,990 It's just that it's tomorrow night, 169 00:06:17,014 --> 00:06:18,291 and they really want a band, 170 00:06:18,315 --> 00:06:20,593 and Laser Dawn was perfect. 171 00:06:20,617 --> 00:06:23,496 They were one of the top cover bands in D.C. 172 00:06:23,520 --> 00:06:25,131 specializing in '70s covers, 173 00:06:25,155 --> 00:06:27,767 including and especially... 174 00:06:27,791 --> 00:06:30,904 Peter Frampton's "Baby, I Love Your Way," 175 00:06:30,928 --> 00:06:32,572 which is my mom's favorite. 176 00:06:32,596 --> 00:06:33,573 Really? 177 00:06:33,597 --> 00:06:34,841 Not judging. 178 00:06:34,865 --> 00:06:37,477 - Also Bee Gees, "How Deep Is Your Love." - Huh. 179 00:06:37,501 --> 00:06:39,479 So now I am just, like, on my knees 180 00:06:39,503 --> 00:06:40,947 to all these second-rate bands, 181 00:06:40,971 --> 00:06:42,549 and I'm just getting nothing but no. 182 00:06:42,573 --> 00:06:44,017 Even knowing who your mom is? 183 00:06:44,041 --> 00:06:46,152 Well, I didn't tell them that. I thought 184 00:06:46,176 --> 00:06:48,755 - I wasn't supposed to. - Are you kidding me? Lead with that. 185 00:06:48,779 --> 00:06:51,057 It's the only way to get anything done in this town. 186 00:06:51,081 --> 00:06:54,027 - Aim higher, girl. - Okay. 187 00:06:54,051 --> 00:06:55,228 Thanks. 188 00:06:55,252 --> 00:06:56,729 How long will the secretary be in jail? 189 00:06:56,753 --> 00:06:58,398 Was Secretary McCord acting under the direction... 190 00:06:58,422 --> 00:07:01,457 Secretary McCord was acting on behalf of the administration. 191 00:07:29,319 --> 00:07:30,997 Oh. 192 00:07:31,021 --> 00:07:34,467 - You okay? - I'm fine. Yeah. 193 00:07:34,491 --> 00:07:36,836 You know when I told you to focus on voter intensity, 194 00:07:36,860 --> 00:07:38,638 this isn't exactly what I had in mind. 195 00:07:38,662 --> 00:07:40,874 Can we just whistle past the reprimand, please? 196 00:07:40,898 --> 00:07:43,276 Fine. I have arranged for you a plea deal. 197 00:07:43,300 --> 00:07:45,311 You plead guilty to misdemeanor trespass, 198 00:07:45,335 --> 00:07:47,703 you'll be released immediately with a small fine. 199 00:07:49,506 --> 00:07:52,375 Oh, God, this isn't viewed with gratitude, is it? 200 00:07:53,977 --> 00:07:55,688 I can't plead guilty. 201 00:07:55,712 --> 00:07:57,156 - You so can. - I can't. 202 00:07:57,180 --> 00:07:59,125 You plead guilty. Not only does it 203 00:07:59,149 --> 00:08:02,328 go against my integrity, but it sets a bad precedent 204 00:08:02,352 --> 00:08:04,531 with respect to federal authority. 205 00:08:04,555 --> 00:08:05,965 I was just doing my job. 206 00:08:05,989 --> 00:08:08,401 I was escorting a foreign dignitary 207 00:08:08,425 --> 00:08:09,656 to check on his citizens. 208 00:08:09,680 --> 00:08:12,405 Okay, well, just so you and your integrity are aware, 209 00:08:12,429 --> 00:08:15,108 you will be charged with felony trespass 210 00:08:15,132 --> 00:08:17,443 and you can kiss POTUS good-bye. 211 00:08:17,467 --> 00:08:20,146 That's not lost on me, Mike. 212 00:08:20,170 --> 00:08:22,482 I have a few dozen calls to make. 213 00:08:22,506 --> 00:08:24,173 I'll let you think about that. 214 00:08:28,845 --> 00:08:30,256 Henry, the faces 215 00:08:30,280 --> 00:08:31,758 of those kids. 216 00:08:31,782 --> 00:08:33,526 The world has to see that. 217 00:08:33,550 --> 00:08:35,261 They have to really get it. 218 00:08:35,285 --> 00:08:36,429 And if I... 219 00:08:36,453 --> 00:08:39,065 if I plead guilty, the headlines will pull 220 00:08:39,089 --> 00:08:40,800 - to the wrong thing. - But you have 221 00:08:40,824 --> 00:08:42,335 to consider what you've already accomplished. 222 00:08:42,359 --> 00:08:45,805 People are aware, and you can do a lot more good outside of jail. 223 00:08:45,829 --> 00:08:48,741 Not to mention the good you can do in the world as president. 224 00:08:48,765 --> 00:08:51,711 - Are you willing to risk that? - I think that viral mug shot's 225 00:08:51,735 --> 00:08:53,315 probably already blown that out of the water. 226 00:08:53,339 --> 00:08:56,449 That's just an image. That'll go away. A felony conviction, 227 00:08:56,473 --> 00:08:57,984 that's another matter. 228 00:08:58,008 --> 00:09:00,476 Well, whose side are you on? 229 00:09:05,048 --> 00:09:06,759 I support any decision you make. 230 00:09:06,783 --> 00:09:08,895 You've got to follow your conscience. 231 00:09:08,919 --> 00:09:11,364 JFK said, "There's something immoral 232 00:09:11,388 --> 00:09:14,390 about abandoning your own judgment." 233 00:09:16,159 --> 00:09:19,195 I think that was JFK in a movie. 234 00:09:21,098 --> 00:09:24,477 - Either way, it's a good point. - It is. 235 00:09:24,501 --> 00:09:26,379 Calling case number 3247. 236 00:09:26,403 --> 00:09:28,481 The People of the State of Arizona 237 00:09:28,505 --> 00:09:30,249 v. Elizabeth McCord. 238 00:09:34,211 --> 00:09:36,022 Order, please. 239 00:09:36,046 --> 00:09:38,658 I know this is exciting, but, uh, 240 00:09:38,682 --> 00:09:40,159 pipe down, folks. 241 00:09:40,183 --> 00:09:41,394 Good afternoon, Judge Collins. 242 00:09:41,418 --> 00:09:43,196 Harley Johnson on behalf of the People. 243 00:09:43,220 --> 00:09:44,664 Michael Barnow for Secretary McCord. 244 00:09:44,688 --> 00:09:46,432 God help me. 245 00:09:46,456 --> 00:09:48,968 Good afternoon, Secretary McCord. 246 00:09:48,992 --> 00:09:50,870 Good afternoon, Your Honor. 247 00:09:50,894 --> 00:09:52,972 How do you plead to the charge of one count 248 00:09:52,996 --> 00:09:53,985 misdemeanor criminal trespass? 249 00:09:54,009 --> 00:09:55,675 You know it's not too late to talk about this... 250 00:09:55,699 --> 00:09:57,343 Don't need to. Not guilty. 251 00:09:57,367 --> 00:10:00,246 In that case, Judge, since defendant is not availing herself 252 00:10:00,270 --> 00:10:02,448 of our plea offer, the People would like to proceed 253 00:10:02,472 --> 00:10:04,366 with one charge of felony criminal trespass. 254 00:10:04,367 --> 00:10:05,825 Understood. 255 00:10:05,826 --> 00:10:07,186 How do you plead to that, ma'am? 256 00:10:07,210 --> 00:10:09,245 - Bess, for the love of God... - Not guilty. 257 00:10:11,181 --> 00:10:13,092 Sorry about him, Your Honor. 258 00:10:13,116 --> 00:10:14,427 I've had worse. 259 00:10:14,451 --> 00:10:16,129 Now... 260 00:10:16,153 --> 00:10:18,364 out of respect for your position 261 00:10:18,388 --> 00:10:21,000 as Secretary of State, I order you released 262 00:10:21,024 --> 00:10:23,236 from custody immediately 263 00:10:23,260 --> 00:10:25,571 on your own recognizance, no bail, 264 00:10:25,595 --> 00:10:27,327 provided that you promise to appear 265 00:10:27,328 --> 00:10:29,306 for all future courtroom proceedings. 266 00:10:29,330 --> 00:10:31,108 No, Your Honor. 267 00:10:31,132 --> 00:10:33,143 - Bess, come on. - Excuse me, ma'am, 268 00:10:33,167 --> 00:10:35,379 are you refusing my... my orders? 269 00:10:35,403 --> 00:10:37,481 I-I mean no disrespect, Your Honor. 270 00:10:37,505 --> 00:10:40,679 But I'm going to refuse to leave prison 271 00:10:40,680 --> 00:10:44,493 until all the detained children are reunited with their parents. 272 00:10:47,353 --> 00:10:48,964 Yeah! 273 00:10:54,660 --> 00:10:56,371 Okay, then. 274 00:10:56,395 --> 00:10:57,530 And, Your Honor, 275 00:10:57,531 --> 00:10:59,448 if you don't mind, could I just say a couple of words 276 00:10:59,449 --> 00:11:01,629 before I... go to jail? 277 00:11:01,630 --> 00:11:03,323 Go for it. 278 00:11:05,352 --> 00:11:10,352 No one should rest until this inhumane practice is stopped. 279 00:11:10,376 --> 00:11:12,556 All Arizonans, all Americans 280 00:11:12,557 --> 00:11:15,626 should make their voices heard. 281 00:11:15,627 --> 00:11:17,798 In fact, I am certain 282 00:11:17,799 --> 00:11:22,299 that if every American could see what is happening inside 283 00:11:22,300 --> 00:11:25,746 the Arizona State Detention Facility in Sasabe, 284 00:11:25,770 --> 00:11:28,783 they would do everything they could to end it. 285 00:11:28,807 --> 00:11:31,619 Because this is not who we are. 286 00:11:33,812 --> 00:11:35,690 Thank you, Your Honor. I appreciate it. 287 00:11:40,418 --> 00:11:43,097 Okay, then. 288 00:11:43,121 --> 00:11:45,556 Trial date's set for one week from today. 289 00:11:55,829 --> 00:12:01,527 Subtitle sync and corrections by awaqeded for www.addic7ed.com. 290 00:12:03,451 --> 00:12:05,750 ...and suddenly, she's Gandhi and Joan of Arc 291 00:12:05,751 --> 00:12:07,062 all rolled into one. 292 00:12:07,086 --> 00:12:10,035 Only now, she's martyring the whole damn administration. 293 00:12:10,036 --> 00:12:11,681 Excuse me, Jay Whitman. 294 00:12:11,705 --> 00:12:13,683 Great. The crack... team leader. 295 00:12:13,707 --> 00:12:15,451 - What the hell happened to you? - Oh, I was playing basket... 296 00:12:15,475 --> 00:12:17,653 Oh, forget it; I don't care. 297 00:12:17,677 --> 00:12:21,858 Look, the secretary is torching her storied career, 298 00:12:21,882 --> 00:12:24,961 and now we, the grown-ups, have to wall off the rest 299 00:12:24,985 --> 00:12:26,963 of the State Department and the administration. 300 00:12:26,987 --> 00:12:30,199 Limit the blast radius by disavowing her actions. 301 00:12:30,223 --> 00:12:31,883 She's standing up for the rights of children, Russell. 302 00:12:31,884 --> 00:12:33,813 Said the man who can barely stand. 303 00:12:33,814 --> 00:12:36,239 Sit down, already. 304 00:12:36,263 --> 00:12:37,840 I have no quibble with what's in her heart. 305 00:12:37,864 --> 00:12:41,177 My problem is she's flying solo 306 00:12:41,201 --> 00:12:43,012 when we all need to be rowing together. 307 00:12:43,036 --> 00:12:45,715 I... I'm aware of the mixed metaphor. 308 00:12:45,739 --> 00:12:48,618 The point is, if she's going down in flames, 309 00:12:48,642 --> 00:12:50,753 she is not gonna take the administration with her. 310 00:12:50,777 --> 00:12:53,456 And if that-that hearing 311 00:12:53,480 --> 00:12:55,858 was any indication, her trial next week 312 00:12:55,882 --> 00:12:58,928 is gonna be a three-ring media circus, which is bad 313 00:12:58,952 --> 00:13:01,164 for the business of government. 314 00:13:01,188 --> 00:13:03,533 We need a nice choral trio. 315 00:13:03,557 --> 00:13:06,191 Polite. Ordered. Calming. 316 00:13:06,193 --> 00:13:07,904 People get nervous when their government 317 00:13:07,928 --> 00:13:09,372 is devouring the headlines every day. 318 00:13:09,396 --> 00:13:11,374 It's bad for the country. 319 00:13:11,398 --> 00:13:13,342 Arizona's child separation policy is worse. 320 00:13:13,366 --> 00:13:15,244 It demands a noisy response, maybe even a circus. 321 00:13:15,268 --> 00:13:17,070 I didn't call you here for your opinion, all right? 322 00:13:17,094 --> 00:13:19,048 - Too bad. Ugh. - I need you... 323 00:13:19,072 --> 00:13:21,551 For God's sake, sit down. 324 00:13:23,577 --> 00:13:25,154 Say what you want to say. 325 00:13:25,178 --> 00:13:26,522 The president should issue 326 00:13:26,546 --> 00:13:29,525 a statement of support for the secretary, get behind her, 327 00:13:29,549 --> 00:13:31,761 because some issues transcend politics as usual and demand... 328 00:13:31,785 --> 00:13:33,396 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Stop, stop, stop. 329 00:13:33,420 --> 00:13:34,764 Y-You think I don't care 330 00:13:34,788 --> 00:13:36,532 about what's going on with those kids? 331 00:13:36,556 --> 00:13:38,668 If I had my way, Governor Barker 332 00:13:38,692 --> 00:13:40,303 would be on his way to The Hague. 333 00:13:40,327 --> 00:13:42,572 But this, this is about process, 334 00:13:42,596 --> 00:13:44,574 and what's best for our democracy. 335 00:13:44,598 --> 00:13:47,076 - I couldn't agree more. - Okay. 336 00:13:47,100 --> 00:13:49,312 Look. You might be 337 00:13:49,336 --> 00:13:51,080 in my shoes one day soon. 338 00:13:51,104 --> 00:13:55,151 The point is, the job isn't about doing what's right. 339 00:13:55,175 --> 00:13:57,019 It's about doing what's best. 340 00:13:57,043 --> 00:13:58,454 And that is right. 341 00:13:58,478 --> 00:14:01,324 Is cynicism a prerequisite for the job? 342 00:14:01,348 --> 00:14:03,025 Cynical pragmatism. 343 00:14:03,049 --> 00:14:04,393 Looking at every issue 344 00:14:04,417 --> 00:14:06,495 from every possible angle all at once, 345 00:14:06,519 --> 00:14:09,398 and then figuring out what's best for the country. 346 00:14:09,422 --> 00:14:11,601 Okay? So no one's leaving this room 347 00:14:11,625 --> 00:14:13,836 until we're all on the same page. 348 00:14:13,860 --> 00:14:15,571 Now, where are we on-on challenging 349 00:14:15,595 --> 00:14:17,406 Arizona's detention policy? 350 00:14:17,430 --> 00:14:19,909 Sorry, but you need to see this. 351 00:14:19,933 --> 00:14:21,944 What? She was arrested again? 352 00:14:21,968 --> 00:14:23,446 Mm. 353 00:14:23,470 --> 00:14:25,414 A guard... 354 00:14:25,438 --> 00:14:28,718 from the Arizona Detention Center just released it. 355 00:14:32,612 --> 00:14:35,024 Holy mother of God. 356 00:14:36,883 --> 00:14:39,551 Mama. Mama. 357 00:14:42,482 --> 00:14:45,801 And he made a statement to the press. 358 00:14:45,825 --> 00:14:48,271 If the Secretary of State is willing to go to jail 359 00:14:48,295 --> 00:14:50,473 to shed light on this situation, 360 00:14:50,497 --> 00:14:52,308 then I can't stay silent. 361 00:14:52,332 --> 00:14:55,645 The world needs to know. And now they do. 362 00:14:55,669 --> 00:14:57,613 I stand with Secretary McCord. 363 00:15:03,109 --> 00:15:08,457 Okay, now that changes things. 364 00:15:08,481 --> 00:15:11,127 Public opinion is turning against you, Governor. 365 00:15:11,151 --> 00:15:13,596 The latest snap poll taken in the last hour 366 00:15:13,620 --> 00:15:17,366 shows that 90% of Americans are against family separations. 367 00:15:17,390 --> 00:15:19,769 I don't govern by polls, Mr. President. 368 00:15:19,793 --> 00:15:21,370 Fair enough. 369 00:15:21,394 --> 00:15:24,040 But I think we can agree that your sheriff took things too far 370 00:15:24,064 --> 00:15:26,309 by arresting Secretary McCord. 371 00:15:26,333 --> 00:15:29,011 No, sir. Law's the law. 372 00:15:29,035 --> 00:15:30,880 None of us is above it. 373 00:15:30,904 --> 00:15:33,482 Clearly, we don't see eye to eye on much. 374 00:15:33,506 --> 00:15:35,418 But how about this? 375 00:15:35,442 --> 00:15:37,353 I can offer you a seat at the table 376 00:15:37,377 --> 00:15:39,388 with a coalition of border governors 377 00:15:39,412 --> 00:15:41,691 to provide meaningful input 378 00:15:41,715 --> 00:15:43,693 on the border security deal with Mexico. 379 00:15:43,717 --> 00:15:45,761 We both know that that's what this is really about. 380 00:15:45,785 --> 00:15:48,397 And I'm willing to compromise, 381 00:15:48,421 --> 00:15:49,832 providing you reunite the families 382 00:15:49,856 --> 00:15:52,301 and release Secretary McCord today. 383 00:15:52,325 --> 00:15:54,637 Let's get past this ugliness and work together. 384 00:15:54,661 --> 00:15:57,039 You think my base wants compromise? 385 00:15:57,063 --> 00:15:58,908 I get 10,000 folks at my rallies in Tucson. 386 00:15:58,932 --> 00:16:01,010 And they are tired 387 00:16:01,034 --> 00:16:03,379 of mamby-pamby politicians willing to sell their souls 388 00:16:03,403 --> 00:16:05,047 based on the latest poll. 389 00:16:05,071 --> 00:16:07,216 Now, you want a deal? Here it is: 390 00:16:07,240 --> 00:16:10,186 rip up that feckless immigration bill you signed over the summer, 391 00:16:10,210 --> 00:16:14,090 and then we can get real about border security. 392 00:16:14,114 --> 00:16:16,759 You know that's not going to happen, Governor. 393 00:16:16,783 --> 00:16:19,795 Then I guess we have nothing to talk about. 394 00:16:21,287 --> 00:16:23,755 Son of a bitch. 395 00:16:26,493 --> 00:16:28,404 He wants to go to war, fine. 396 00:16:28,428 --> 00:16:29,905 I want all options on the table. 397 00:16:29,929 --> 00:16:33,843 And I can't worry about how much attention this brings to Barker. 398 00:16:33,867 --> 00:16:35,945 We have to end this even if it means getting in the mud. 399 00:16:35,969 --> 00:16:37,880 Then I say we go after the man. 400 00:16:37,904 --> 00:16:40,950 Directly. Personally. Take him in. 401 00:16:40,974 --> 00:16:42,885 - Investigate his taxes? - Don't tempt me. 402 00:16:42,909 --> 00:16:46,756 Look, if we're gonna do this quickly, we need to draw blood. 403 00:16:46,780 --> 00:16:48,724 There has to be some 404 00:16:48,748 --> 00:16:50,960 federal statue somewhere that Barker's breaking 405 00:16:50,984 --> 00:16:54,463 by detaining all these people extrajudicially. 406 00:16:54,487 --> 00:16:56,766 Okay. You really want to ratchet things up 407 00:16:56,790 --> 00:16:58,000 and play hardball? 408 00:16:58,024 --> 00:16:59,268 We argue that this current policy 409 00:16:59,292 --> 00:17:01,670 Barker is enforcing is beyond the scope 410 00:17:01,694 --> 00:17:03,672 of his mandate as chief executive of the state. 411 00:17:03,696 --> 00:17:05,574 - To what end? - Well, normally, 412 00:17:05,598 --> 00:17:08,010 a sitting governor is shielded from personal liability 413 00:17:08,034 --> 00:17:11,180 as long as he's acting in his official capacity. 414 00:17:11,204 --> 00:17:14,083 But we argue that this separation policy 415 00:17:14,107 --> 00:17:16,786 is such an egregious violation of human rights 416 00:17:16,810 --> 00:17:19,188 and so completely outside the scope 417 00:17:19,212 --> 00:17:21,123 of the state's domain that, by definition, 418 00:17:21,147 --> 00:17:25,494 Barker is acting beyond his role as governor by ordering it. 419 00:17:25,518 --> 00:17:27,986 And we charge him with kidnapping. 420 00:17:30,023 --> 00:17:31,867 Isn't that a bit of a stretch? 421 00:17:31,891 --> 00:17:35,294 Oh, no, it's a lot of a stretch. 422 00:17:38,098 --> 00:17:39,875 - I like it. - Get it in the works. 423 00:17:39,899 --> 00:17:42,501 I'm done with this bastard. 424 00:17:45,740 --> 00:17:48,353 Sure, I'll send you all of the details in an e-mail, 425 00:17:48,354 --> 00:17:51,000 and, hopefully, we can confirm tomorrow morning. 426 00:17:51,024 --> 00:17:53,035 That would be great. 427 00:17:53,059 --> 00:17:54,370 All right, bye-bye. 428 00:17:54,394 --> 00:17:55,938 We smelled dinner. 429 00:17:55,962 --> 00:17:57,773 You smelled more than that. 430 00:17:57,797 --> 00:17:59,341 You smelled success. 431 00:17:59,365 --> 00:18:02,378 - Mm. It smells a lot like vegan chili. - Yeah. 432 00:18:02,402 --> 00:18:05,514 Guys, I think I just got Epic Dreamscape. 433 00:18:05,538 --> 00:18:06,715 Well, you know, don't worry. 434 00:18:06,739 --> 00:18:08,675 I think they're close to finding a cure. 435 00:18:08,676 --> 00:18:09,785 That's a band, I hope. 436 00:18:09,809 --> 00:18:11,453 That is not just a band, 437 00:18:11,477 --> 00:18:13,889 it is the best wedding band in town. 438 00:18:13,913 --> 00:18:15,357 This is gonna happen. 439 00:18:15,381 --> 00:18:17,458 I'm glad you've made progress, 440 00:18:17,459 --> 00:18:20,038 because Jason and I are nowhere on our project. 441 00:18:20,062 --> 00:18:22,774 Yeah. Because you rejected my stand-up comedy idea, 442 00:18:22,798 --> 00:18:24,776 and now you're rejecting my Mad Libs idea. 443 00:18:24,800 --> 00:18:26,434 Because they both equally sucked. 444 00:18:26,435 --> 00:18:27,579 Wha...? 445 00:18:27,603 --> 00:18:31,082 Guys. Well, the poem is now the only missing piece. 446 00:18:31,106 --> 00:18:32,984 I'm just more of a visual person. 447 00:18:33,008 --> 00:18:36,043 I'm more of a "this is a dumb idea" person. 448 00:18:38,113 --> 00:18:39,324 Move, move, move. 449 00:18:39,348 --> 00:18:40,658 Okay. Why don't we just try 450 00:18:40,682 --> 00:18:42,961 to do something with Dad's stupid joke? 451 00:18:42,985 --> 00:18:44,729 Like, the exact time of it. 452 00:18:44,753 --> 00:18:46,464 What rhymes with 8:22? 453 00:18:46,488 --> 00:18:47,765 Avian flu. 454 00:18:47,789 --> 00:18:50,635 Oh, my God. I do not believe this. 455 00:18:50,659 --> 00:18:53,438 I sent out a Hail Mary to Laser Dawn, 456 00:18:53,462 --> 00:18:55,773 asking if they would consider reuniting 457 00:18:55,797 --> 00:18:59,410 for the Secretary of State and they said yes. 458 00:18:59,434 --> 00:19:02,914 We just went from having no band to being double booked. 459 00:19:02,938 --> 00:19:05,750 Ooh, and apparently, healing the wounds of Laser Dawn. 460 00:19:05,774 --> 00:19:07,819 We are the world, dude. 461 00:19:07,843 --> 00:19:10,221 Oh, man, Daisy wasn't kidding about aiming higher. 462 00:19:10,245 --> 00:19:12,423 - Yeah. - Mm. 463 00:19:12,447 --> 00:19:14,192 Hey, I got the basket from Win. 464 00:19:14,216 --> 00:19:15,660 Thanks for sending it over. 465 00:19:15,684 --> 00:19:17,028 He wants you to know 466 00:19:17,052 --> 00:19:18,529 he didn't injure you on purpose 467 00:19:18,553 --> 00:19:20,598 and he still wants a sit-down with M-Sec. 468 00:19:20,622 --> 00:19:22,634 I'm sure he does. 469 00:19:22,658 --> 00:19:25,203 Hey, did Nolan really pitch charging Barker with kidnapping? 470 00:19:25,227 --> 00:19:28,039 And POTUS is champing at the bit. 471 00:19:28,063 --> 00:19:29,641 What's the latest there? 472 00:19:29,665 --> 00:19:31,909 Well, the narrative has shifted in her favor, which is good. 473 00:19:31,933 --> 00:19:33,578 But she's still locked up. 474 00:19:33,602 --> 00:19:35,380 It's uncharted territory. 475 00:19:35,404 --> 00:19:37,782 How's the leg? 476 00:19:37,806 --> 00:19:39,751 It hurts like hell. 477 00:19:39,775 --> 00:19:42,820 Doc says it'll feel like this for a few days. 478 00:19:42,844 --> 00:19:44,656 I know I'm not getting any sleep tonight. 479 00:19:44,680 --> 00:19:45,823 You should take something. 480 00:19:45,847 --> 00:19:47,358 You have to be on your game tomorrow. 481 00:19:47,382 --> 00:19:48,626 It's gonna be a big day. 482 00:19:48,650 --> 00:19:50,695 Yeah, I know. I'll think about it. 483 00:19:50,719 --> 00:19:52,920 - All right. Take care. - You, too. 484 00:19:54,990 --> 00:19:59,037 Space Jammies Indica gummies. 485 00:19:59,061 --> 00:20:01,472 THC pain cream. 486 00:20:01,496 --> 00:20:03,675 Marijuana edibles. 487 00:20:03,699 --> 00:20:05,977 No way. 488 00:20:06,001 --> 00:20:08,212 All those baby goats have pajamas? 489 00:20:10,238 --> 00:20:12,483 Because they're cold. 490 00:20:12,507 --> 00:20:13,818 Oh, 491 00:20:13,842 --> 00:20:16,421 why don't all... 492 00:20:16,445 --> 00:20:18,656 farm animals have pajamas? 493 00:20:18,680 --> 00:20:21,826 Not the cows, but the little ones, anyway. 494 00:20:21,850 --> 00:20:25,019 That's... that's so doable. 495 00:20:27,322 --> 00:20:30,068 Idea. Pajamas for small farm animals. 496 00:20:30,092 --> 00:20:32,136 Pitch to Department of Agriculture. 497 00:20:34,896 --> 00:20:37,075 Jay Whitman. Who's this? 498 00:20:37,099 --> 00:20:38,609 Hello. 499 00:20:38,633 --> 00:20:40,378 You have a collect call from an inmate 500 00:20:40,402 --> 00:20:42,246 of the Arizona Penitentiary. 501 00:20:42,270 --> 00:20:43,715 Elizabeth McCord. 502 00:20:45,207 --> 00:20:46,751 To accept, say yes. 503 00:20:46,775 --> 00:20:49,587 To decline, say no. 504 00:20:49,611 --> 00:20:51,622 To accept, say yes. Yes. 505 00:20:51,646 --> 00:20:53,424 Yes. God, yes. 506 00:20:53,448 --> 00:20:55,093 Ma'am. 507 00:20:55,117 --> 00:20:57,361 Hey, it took you a minute there. 508 00:20:57,385 --> 00:20:59,263 Promise I'll pay you back. 509 00:20:59,287 --> 00:21:00,932 No, it's not that. I just got confused. 510 00:21:00,956 --> 00:21:02,633 You don't call me from jail every day. 511 00:21:02,657 --> 00:21:05,703 I mean, nobody does. I mean, not that it's... 512 00:21:05,727 --> 00:21:09,073 That jail's bad. You... How are you? 513 00:21:09,097 --> 00:21:12,543 I'm fine. I... 514 00:21:12,567 --> 00:21:15,680 They let me make phone calls whenever I want. 515 00:21:15,704 --> 00:21:18,772 They let Henry get some clothes to me, 516 00:21:18,774 --> 00:21:21,953 and they even put a divider around my bed so I have privacy. 517 00:21:21,977 --> 00:21:23,988 I'm fine. 518 00:21:24,012 --> 00:21:25,490 Jay? 519 00:21:25,514 --> 00:21:27,058 Oh. Sorry. The image is... 520 00:21:27,082 --> 00:21:28,726 You sound a little weird. 521 00:21:28,750 --> 00:21:29,917 I'm sorry, ma'am. 522 00:21:31,653 --> 00:21:34,232 These are weird times. 523 00:21:34,256 --> 00:21:36,100 Can't argue with that. 524 00:21:36,124 --> 00:21:38,436 Listen, now that public opinion 525 00:21:38,460 --> 00:21:40,972 has swung so decisively 526 00:21:40,996 --> 00:21:44,542 against the family separation policy, 527 00:21:44,566 --> 00:21:46,244 I think it's worth taking 528 00:21:46,268 --> 00:21:48,346 another crack at convincing Morejon 529 00:21:48,370 --> 00:21:50,915 to help out with the legislative option. 530 00:21:50,939 --> 00:21:54,552 Unlike Barker, he has national ambitions 531 00:21:54,576 --> 00:21:57,321 and he can't afford to define his base so narrowly. 532 00:21:57,345 --> 00:21:59,724 Sure. Yeah. We-we... It's worth a try. 533 00:21:59,748 --> 00:22:02,026 We don't really have a choice. 534 00:22:02,050 --> 00:22:05,530 I heard you were in the room when the A.G. suggested... 535 00:22:05,554 --> 00:22:08,466 Going after Barker for kidnapping. 536 00:22:08,490 --> 00:22:10,802 And I think that if we don't do something soon, 537 00:22:10,826 --> 00:22:13,137 POTUS will call in the National Guard and... 538 00:22:13,161 --> 00:22:15,072 that'll trigger the biggest federal-state showdown 539 00:22:15,096 --> 00:22:16,674 since the Civil War. 540 00:22:16,698 --> 00:22:17,842 Wow. 541 00:22:17,866 --> 00:22:19,443 Yeah. So, 542 00:22:19,467 --> 00:22:21,646 meet with Morejon first thing in the morning. 543 00:22:21,670 --> 00:22:26,184 And just in case the shift in public opinion isn't enough, 544 00:22:26,208 --> 00:22:27,985 try to come up with some... 545 00:22:28,009 --> 00:22:30,321 I don't know... something. Some extra angle or inducement 546 00:22:30,345 --> 00:22:31,622 that can win him over. 547 00:22:31,646 --> 00:22:33,191 Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Okay. 548 00:22:33,215 --> 00:22:36,060 I'll get started on that, like, now. 549 00:22:36,084 --> 00:22:37,395 Sorry to ruin your night. 550 00:22:37,419 --> 00:22:39,197 What do you mean? 551 00:22:39,221 --> 00:22:40,665 Wait, what do you mean? 552 00:22:40,689 --> 00:22:44,001 I mean that you're gonna have to work late and... 553 00:22:44,025 --> 00:22:45,503 Yeah. 554 00:22:45,527 --> 00:22:47,572 No. I mean, that's-that's my pleasure. 555 00:22:47,596 --> 00:22:49,373 It's my job. It's my job. 556 00:22:49,397 --> 00:22:51,242 Thank you. That's... 557 00:22:51,266 --> 00:22:52,844 I'll talk to you soon. 558 00:22:52,868 --> 00:22:54,902 Mm. Bye. 559 00:22:57,038 --> 00:22:59,684 Oh, my God. 560 00:22:59,708 --> 00:23:01,352 That was hard. 561 00:23:04,045 --> 00:23:05,356 Hey, Jay. What's up? 562 00:23:05,380 --> 00:23:06,824 I'm on a kind of painkiller. 563 00:23:06,848 --> 00:23:08,426 Congratulations. 564 00:23:08,450 --> 00:23:09,460 So, I don't know if this idea... 565 00:23:09,484 --> 00:23:10,428 Wait, wait, where are you? 566 00:23:10,452 --> 00:23:12,096 I am driving to Aguila 567 00:23:12,120 --> 00:23:13,965 - to visit my father. - Oh. 568 00:23:13,989 --> 00:23:15,299 That's probably not gonna be easy. 569 00:23:15,323 --> 00:23:17,602 How long has it been? 570 00:23:17,626 --> 00:23:19,136 Been a couple years. I'm, uh... 571 00:23:19,160 --> 00:23:20,805 just hoping for the best. 572 00:23:20,829 --> 00:23:22,540 Okay. 573 00:23:22,564 --> 00:23:23,541 Good luck. 574 00:23:23,565 --> 00:23:25,566 Thanks. 575 00:23:28,036 --> 00:23:29,480 What's your idea? 576 00:23:29,504 --> 00:23:31,015 What? Oh, right. 577 00:23:31,039 --> 00:23:32,683 So, M-Sec wants me to meet with Morejon 578 00:23:32,707 --> 00:23:34,085 first thing in the morning to take another swing 579 00:23:34,109 --> 00:23:35,686 at the legislative option, and I want to know if this idea 580 00:23:35,710 --> 00:23:37,488 is good crazy or Jay-you're-fired... 581 00:23:37,512 --> 00:23:39,156 - crazy. - Okay. 582 00:23:39,180 --> 00:23:41,058 All right, let's hear it. 583 00:23:41,082 --> 00:23:43,327 Did you know studies have shown that THC outperforms 584 00:23:43,351 --> 00:23:45,730 most prescription sedatives and has no side effects? 585 00:23:45,754 --> 00:23:46,998 - Did not know. - Yeah. 586 00:23:47,022 --> 00:23:48,332 You get me ten minutes with your boss, 587 00:23:48,356 --> 00:23:51,035 I-I promise she'll love you for it. 588 00:23:51,059 --> 00:23:53,037 You might even end up with her job when she's promoted. 589 00:23:53,061 --> 00:23:54,972 Sorry to interrupt. Tight window, pal. 590 00:23:54,996 --> 00:23:57,308 Oh, hey, buddy. Look, look, here's my card. 591 00:23:57,332 --> 00:23:59,110 Call anytime. Let's get this done. 592 00:23:59,134 --> 00:24:01,512 I'm feeling it. 593 00:24:01,536 --> 00:24:02,513 You ever stop? 594 00:24:02,537 --> 00:24:04,315 I'm blessed. I love pot. 595 00:24:04,339 --> 00:24:06,050 Believe in what I preach. 596 00:24:06,074 --> 00:24:07,919 Thanks for doing this on short notice. 597 00:24:07,943 --> 00:24:11,188 Anytime, brother. Psyched to be recruited into the fight. 598 00:24:11,212 --> 00:24:13,524 Well, the senator is about to get out 599 00:24:13,548 --> 00:24:15,326 of a Presidential Advisory Commission meeting. 600 00:24:15,350 --> 00:24:17,718 Love it. I'm the king of the ambush. 601 00:24:19,020 --> 00:24:20,965 Not that I ever ambushed you. 602 00:24:20,989 --> 00:24:22,833 That's always a coincidence. 603 00:24:24,459 --> 00:24:26,760 - Just... - Yeah. 604 00:24:28,964 --> 00:24:31,275 Must be how a predator feels, huh? 605 00:24:31,299 --> 00:24:35,746 Waiting ever so patiently in the tall grass to pounce. 606 00:24:35,770 --> 00:24:37,481 I'm a lion, Jay. 607 00:24:37,505 --> 00:24:38,816 For my country. 608 00:24:38,840 --> 00:24:41,419 Just don't screw this up. 609 00:24:42,444 --> 00:24:43,587 Wait for it. 610 00:24:44,946 --> 00:24:46,657 Okay, now. 611 00:24:46,681 --> 00:24:48,859 Hey, uh, Senator. 612 00:24:48,883 --> 00:24:50,361 What a coincidence. 613 00:24:50,385 --> 00:24:52,363 - How's that? - I was about to call you. 614 00:24:52,387 --> 00:24:54,999 But if you have a sec now, I'd-I'd love to... 615 00:24:55,023 --> 00:24:57,301 - run something by you. - Sure. 616 00:24:57,325 --> 00:24:59,904 Look, first, I want to apologize for the other night, okay? 617 00:24:59,928 --> 00:25:02,039 Emotions have been running high, mine especially. 618 00:25:02,063 --> 00:25:04,375 And I'd just really like you to know that I respect 619 00:25:04,399 --> 00:25:05,876 that you're in a tough spot. 620 00:25:05,900 --> 00:25:06,877 Okay. 621 00:25:06,901 --> 00:25:08,412 But now the whole country, 622 00:25:08,436 --> 00:25:09,747 including most of Arizona, 623 00:25:09,771 --> 00:25:12,950 is rallying behind M-Sec and outraged by the policy. 624 00:25:12,974 --> 00:25:15,720 So I-I'd like to revisit the idea of you sponsoring 625 00:25:15,744 --> 00:25:17,621 a bill to force Governor Barker's hand. 626 00:25:17,645 --> 00:25:20,958 My position has not changed. 627 00:25:20,982 --> 00:25:23,294 If I may, Senator, I think I have a way 628 00:25:23,318 --> 00:25:24,762 for you to help reunite the families 629 00:25:24,786 --> 00:25:26,564 and still be tough on immigration. 630 00:25:26,588 --> 00:25:27,631 How's that? 631 00:25:27,655 --> 00:25:29,133 I read every speech you've given 632 00:25:29,157 --> 00:25:30,801 over the last ten years about illegal immigration, 633 00:25:30,825 --> 00:25:33,070 and you always say the biggest underlying cause 634 00:25:33,094 --> 00:25:35,139 is the flow of drugs across the border. 635 00:25:35,163 --> 00:25:36,640 That's right. 636 00:25:36,664 --> 00:25:38,642 I have someone I'd like you to meet. 637 00:25:38,666 --> 00:25:41,178 This is Win Barrington. 638 00:25:41,202 --> 00:25:43,014 The pot lobbyist? 639 00:25:43,038 --> 00:25:45,049 My mom reacted pretty much the same way 640 00:25:45,073 --> 00:25:46,684 when I told her what I was doing. 641 00:25:46,708 --> 00:25:48,019 So I get it. 642 00:25:48,043 --> 00:25:51,489 But, Senator, there is no better way to defang the syndicates 643 00:25:51,513 --> 00:25:53,024 and gangs trafficking over our borders 644 00:25:53,048 --> 00:25:55,126 than to take away their biggest market. 645 00:25:55,150 --> 00:25:57,528 The kingpins are terrified of legalization. 646 00:25:57,552 --> 00:25:59,797 Not only would it cripple their business, 647 00:25:59,821 --> 00:26:02,767 it would significantly curtail the flow of all illicit drugs 648 00:26:02,791 --> 00:26:04,301 over the border. Legalization of marijuana 649 00:26:04,325 --> 00:26:05,469 in certain states is already 650 00:26:05,493 --> 00:26:07,138 weakening the Mexican drug cartels. 651 00:26:07,162 --> 00:26:09,807 And marijuana grown legally in the U.S. is cheaper 652 00:26:09,831 --> 00:26:12,710 and better than what the cartels are smuggling over the border, 653 00:26:12,734 --> 00:26:15,246 which is effectively pricing the cartels out. 654 00:26:15,270 --> 00:26:18,772 I don't make policies based on theories, Mr. Barrington. 655 00:26:19,327 --> 00:26:22,204 - Where's the evidence - You're right. 656 00:26:22,205 --> 00:26:24,655 That's my bad. Some people get spun by data. 657 00:26:24,679 --> 00:26:26,123 But here are the numbers. 658 00:26:26,147 --> 00:26:28,626 Ten years ago, U.S. Customs and Border Patrol seized 659 00:26:28,650 --> 00:26:31,028 over four million pounds of marijuana at the border. 660 00:26:31,052 --> 00:26:33,164 Last year, it was down to less than a million. 661 00:26:33,188 --> 00:26:35,566 And with less cartel activity, violent crime 662 00:26:35,590 --> 00:26:37,902 in border states that have legalized marijuana 663 00:26:37,926 --> 00:26:40,071 has gone down an average of 13%. 664 00:26:40,095 --> 00:26:42,306 That's why marijuana legalization is 665 00:26:42,330 --> 00:26:44,775 directly linked to stronger border security. 666 00:26:44,799 --> 00:26:48,412 861,231 pounds of marijuana were seized 667 00:26:48,436 --> 00:26:51,248 at U.S. ports of entry in 2017 versus 668 00:26:51,272 --> 00:26:52,716 2.4 million pounds in 2013 669 00:26:52,740 --> 00:26:56,387 and 4.3 million pounds in 2009. 670 00:26:56,411 --> 00:26:58,389 Okay. 671 00:26:58,413 --> 00:27:00,925 What does this have to do with me sponsoring a bill 672 00:27:00,949 --> 00:27:02,326 to pressure the governor? 673 00:27:02,350 --> 00:27:04,195 - Well... - You can sponsor two bills. 674 00:27:04,219 --> 00:27:06,363 Be the maverick who reaches across the aisle 675 00:27:06,387 --> 00:27:07,498 with a humane solution 676 00:27:07,522 --> 00:27:08,699 to family separation 677 00:27:08,723 --> 00:27:10,968 and a creative solution 678 00:27:10,992 --> 00:27:12,837 to get tough on immigration. 679 00:27:12,861 --> 00:27:15,239 Hold your base and expand it to a broader demo. 680 00:27:15,263 --> 00:27:17,808 Not only that. The marijuana lobby is 681 00:27:17,832 --> 00:27:20,177 incredibly well-funded. Um, one of my biggest initiatives 682 00:27:20,201 --> 00:27:22,046 as their chief lobbyist is to figure out 683 00:27:22,070 --> 00:27:23,781 where best to invest those funds. 684 00:27:23,805 --> 00:27:25,407 You have a tough reelection coming up next cycle, Senator... 685 00:27:25,431 --> 00:27:27,318 - Win, enough. Win, Win. - ...and I'd like to... 686 00:27:27,342 --> 00:27:29,353 - Okay. - So what do you say, 687 00:27:29,377 --> 00:27:31,411 Senator? 688 00:27:37,533 --> 00:27:40,106 _ 689 00:27:40,424 --> 00:27:42,188 _ 690 00:27:42,212 --> 00:27:43,318 I speak English. 691 00:27:43,319 --> 00:27:44,363 You don't have to treat me 692 00:27:44,387 --> 00:27:45,631 like a peasant. 693 00:27:45,655 --> 00:27:47,633 Okay. Well, I don't... 694 00:27:47,657 --> 00:27:49,702 I mean, I don't look at it that way. 695 00:27:49,726 --> 00:27:51,550 I'm just proud of both my languages and cultures. 696 00:27:51,551 --> 00:27:55,074 This is your culture now, how you go around in the world. 697 00:27:55,098 --> 00:27:56,742 I was talking about the Irish side. 698 00:27:56,766 --> 00:27:59,244 Your mother... always so wild. 699 00:27:59,268 --> 00:28:00,946 How could you turn out any other way? 700 00:28:00,970 --> 00:28:02,247 What are you talking about? 701 00:28:02,271 --> 00:28:04,450 She wanted me to go to cotillion. 702 00:28:04,474 --> 00:28:06,552 Yeah, I'm not the progeny either of you had in mind. 703 00:28:06,576 --> 00:28:08,020 How is she? 704 00:28:08,044 --> 00:28:09,188 Still in Florida. 705 00:28:09,212 --> 00:28:10,522 Doing community theater. 706 00:28:10,546 --> 00:28:12,024 - Probably happy. - She always thought 707 00:28:12,048 --> 00:28:13,559 she was a star. 708 00:28:13,583 --> 00:28:16,028 Too good for me and this place. 709 00:28:16,052 --> 00:28:17,496 That, you got from her. 710 00:28:17,520 --> 00:28:19,164 Moving all over. 711 00:28:19,188 --> 00:28:20,399 Washington, 712 00:28:20,423 --> 00:28:22,353 - California, politics, avocados... - Hey. 713 00:28:22,354 --> 00:28:24,799 - Okay. Right. Right. - ...writing a book, airing out 714 00:28:24,823 --> 00:28:26,534 - all your dirty laundry. - My laundry's 715 00:28:26,558 --> 00:28:27,668 pretty clean, actually, so... 716 00:28:27,692 --> 00:28:28,669 Telling the world 717 00:28:28,693 --> 00:28:29,937 who you want to sleep with. 718 00:28:29,961 --> 00:28:31,205 - Yeah. Yeah. - You like girls, 719 00:28:31,229 --> 00:28:32,740 - you like boys. - Yeah. 720 00:28:32,764 --> 00:28:34,776 What is your daughter supposed to think? 721 00:28:34,800 --> 00:28:36,444 Desi's fine, by the way. Thank you for asking. 722 00:28:36,468 --> 00:28:38,946 No. 723 00:28:38,970 --> 00:28:41,149 I'm not doing this. It's not why I'm here. 724 00:28:42,174 --> 00:28:44,875 Look, I am here... 725 00:28:46,111 --> 00:28:48,222 Come on. You've seen the news. 726 00:28:48,246 --> 00:28:50,892 Things aren't good here. 727 00:28:50,916 --> 00:28:52,560 And I'm just... I'm-I'm worried about you. 728 00:28:52,584 --> 00:28:55,163 I have a green card. 729 00:28:55,187 --> 00:28:56,364 I'm legal. 730 00:28:56,388 --> 00:28:58,433 Never have I worked here illegally. 731 00:28:58,457 --> 00:28:59,567 I know. And there was 732 00:28:59,591 --> 00:29:02,036 a time when that would've been enough. But... 733 00:29:02,060 --> 00:29:04,505 you know what, these days, I'm not so sure. 734 00:29:04,529 --> 00:29:06,541 I would feel better if you had citizenship. 735 00:29:06,565 --> 00:29:08,743 I brought the forms. 736 00:29:08,767 --> 00:29:11,679 I filled them all out. All you have to do is, um, 737 00:29:11,703 --> 00:29:13,948 sign and initial a couple places 738 00:29:13,972 --> 00:29:16,818 and then send them in, okay? 739 00:29:16,842 --> 00:29:19,887 Once you're in the system, you're more protected. 740 00:29:21,179 --> 00:29:23,157 Okay? 741 00:29:23,181 --> 00:29:25,626 Tell me you'll do it. 742 00:29:25,650 --> 00:29:28,352 Tell me you'll do it. 743 00:29:45,570 --> 00:29:47,215 You know what, 744 00:29:47,239 --> 00:29:49,617 I was born this way. 745 00:29:49,641 --> 00:29:51,886 But I was also raised by a father 746 00:29:51,910 --> 00:29:54,922 who encouraged me to live my life on my own terms. 747 00:29:54,946 --> 00:29:57,181 And that's exactly what I'm doing. 748 00:30:05,624 --> 00:30:06,734 Babe? 749 00:30:06,758 --> 00:30:08,202 You in there? 750 00:30:08,226 --> 00:30:10,438 Oh, my God. 751 00:30:10,462 --> 00:30:12,540 Yes. Oh, I am 752 00:30:12,564 --> 00:30:14,642 so happy to see you. Hi. 753 00:30:14,666 --> 00:30:16,611 Hi, hi, hi. Hi. Hi. That's quite a... 754 00:30:16,635 --> 00:30:18,012 setup. How are you holding up? 755 00:30:18,036 --> 00:30:19,814 - I'm okay, I'm okay. - Yeah? 756 00:30:19,838 --> 00:30:21,649 Um, I just got some news that, 757 00:30:21,673 --> 00:30:24,519 uh, Morejon has agreed to sponsor the bill 758 00:30:24,543 --> 00:30:26,654 putting pressure on Arizona to end 759 00:30:26,678 --> 00:30:28,823 the family separation policy. 760 00:30:28,847 --> 00:30:30,925 So they're fast-tracking it to the floor, 761 00:30:30,949 --> 00:30:33,060 and it looks like they'll have enough votes. 762 00:30:33,084 --> 00:30:34,536 That's incredible. How did you pull that off? 763 00:30:34,560 --> 00:30:38,332 Yeah. Jay and a very passionate pot lobbyist, 764 00:30:38,356 --> 00:30:40,067 who actually caused 765 00:30:40,091 --> 00:30:42,436 Jay's basketball injury trying to get a sit-down with me. 766 00:30:42,460 --> 00:30:43,837 And do you really want me to keep talking about this? 767 00:30:43,861 --> 00:30:46,173 Nope. No. I just... I'm glad it worked out. 768 00:30:46,197 --> 00:30:49,777 Yeah, well, it's not entirely worked out though. 769 00:30:49,801 --> 00:30:53,114 Barker is threatening to fight the bill in court 770 00:30:53,138 --> 00:30:56,450 as an unconstitutional violation of the commandeering doctrine 771 00:30:56,474 --> 00:30:57,685 under the Tenth Amendment. 772 00:30:57,709 --> 00:31:01,155 So, we may lose support from senators afraid 773 00:31:01,179 --> 00:31:03,224 of triggering a constitutional crisis. 774 00:31:03,248 --> 00:31:04,625 Well, don't go there yet. 775 00:31:04,649 --> 00:31:07,695 - Barker might just be posturing. - Yeah. 776 00:31:07,719 --> 00:31:11,499 Well, he-he's got pretty good follow-through, too. 777 00:31:11,523 --> 00:31:13,501 - You know? - Yeah. 778 00:31:13,525 --> 00:31:15,670 You realize we're not gonna get back in time 779 00:31:15,694 --> 00:31:16,938 for the vow renewal. 780 00:31:16,962 --> 00:31:19,774 I know. And I'm so sorry, Henry. 781 00:31:19,798 --> 00:31:21,175 And I promise I'm gonna make it up to... 782 00:31:21,199 --> 00:31:22,376 I'm way ahead of you. 783 00:31:22,400 --> 00:31:24,211 Since we can't be in D.C., 784 00:31:24,235 --> 00:31:26,213 I brought D.C. to us. 785 00:31:28,640 --> 00:31:30,785 - Surprise! - Surprise! - Oh! 786 00:31:30,809 --> 00:31:33,187 - Oh, my! Hi! Hi, hi. - Have wedding party, 787 00:31:33,211 --> 00:31:34,922 - will travel! - Better make it quick though. 788 00:31:34,946 --> 00:31:36,457 We got two more gigs after this one, so... 789 00:31:36,481 --> 00:31:38,793 - Are you okay? - Oh, yeah. I'm okay. I'm fine. 790 00:31:38,817 --> 00:31:40,294 - Hi. - Hi, my sweetie. 791 00:31:40,318 --> 00:31:42,797 I brought you your dream dress. 792 00:31:42,821 --> 00:31:43,931 What? 793 00:31:43,955 --> 00:31:46,400 With the perfect shoes. 794 00:31:46,424 --> 00:31:48,135 - And the perfect jewelry. - Let me see. 795 00:31:48,159 --> 00:31:50,171 And I am right. 796 00:31:51,863 --> 00:31:53,841 And Father Dinardo? 797 00:31:53,865 --> 00:31:55,710 Oh, yeah. You mentioned you, uh, got arraigned 798 00:31:55,734 --> 00:31:57,645 with this really cool priest, so I tracked him down. 799 00:31:57,669 --> 00:31:58,746 He's gonna officiate. 800 00:31:58,770 --> 00:31:59,747 I'm happy to oblige. 801 00:31:59,771 --> 00:32:01,048 I have a feeling you two 802 00:32:01,072 --> 00:32:03,250 are gonna make it. 803 00:32:03,274 --> 00:32:05,519 - Eh... - Oh, I don't even know what to say. 804 00:32:05,543 --> 00:32:07,588 This is just so... 805 00:32:07,612 --> 00:32:09,657 this is amazing. 806 00:32:09,681 --> 00:32:12,994 Oh, Henry, this isn't exactly your... 807 00:32:13,018 --> 00:32:15,196 dream church wedding. 808 00:32:15,220 --> 00:32:17,264 We're here because you're trying to keep families together. 809 00:32:17,288 --> 00:32:20,101 I can't imagine anything more holy than that. 810 00:32:20,125 --> 00:32:21,602 - So, come on. Let's get you dressed. - Okay. 811 00:32:21,626 --> 00:32:22,870 Okay, okay, okay, okay. We're on the clock. 812 00:32:22,894 --> 00:32:24,528 8:22 approaches! 813 00:32:32,202 --> 00:32:35,057 - Wow. Whew. - Mom. 814 00:32:35,081 --> 00:32:37,234 Do you like it? 815 00:32:37,235 --> 00:32:38,944 - I love it. - Oh, gosh. 816 00:32:38,945 --> 00:32:39,953 Ali, you nailed it, 817 00:32:39,954 --> 00:32:43,400 Oh! And look at you, 007. 818 00:32:44,425 --> 00:32:46,196 - Ooh, one final touch. - Oh. 819 00:32:46,197 --> 00:32:47,189 Oh, yeah. Don't forget. 820 00:32:47,190 --> 00:32:48,443 Yeah, we put a file in there, so just, you know... 821 00:32:48,444 --> 00:32:50,691 Everybody scrunch together for the Godfather shot. 822 00:32:50,692 --> 00:32:52,770 - Mike, I said... - You said no publicity. 823 00:32:52,794 --> 00:32:54,138 But this is a wedding photo. 824 00:32:54,162 --> 00:32:55,473 Don't you want to capture the moment? 825 00:32:55,497 --> 00:32:56,974 Babe, he's got a point. 826 00:32:56,998 --> 00:32:58,509 Okay, okay, but just... We just have... 827 00:32:58,533 --> 00:33:01,345 - Oh, this is for personal use only. - Absolutely. 828 00:33:01,369 --> 00:33:02,513 We can decide later. 829 00:33:02,537 --> 00:33:04,382 Okay, make it work. Make it like it's art. 830 00:33:04,406 --> 00:33:06,317 Between the bars. Okay. 831 00:33:06,341 --> 00:33:08,486 Smile. Okay, not so much teeth. 832 00:33:08,510 --> 00:33:10,488 There you go. 833 00:33:10,512 --> 00:33:12,223 That's perfect. 834 00:33:12,247 --> 00:33:14,258 There it is. Get that one. Right there. 835 00:33:14,282 --> 00:33:15,626 Okay, come on, come on. We got to get started. 836 00:33:15,650 --> 00:33:18,062 - Okay. - Brothers and sisters, 837 00:33:18,086 --> 00:33:19,730 we are gathered here today to celebrate 838 00:33:19,754 --> 00:33:21,666 a renewal of love and commitment 839 00:33:21,690 --> 00:33:25,002 that was first realized 30 years ago today. 840 00:33:25,026 --> 00:33:28,205 I understand Henry and Elizabeth have prepared their own vows 841 00:33:28,229 --> 00:33:30,207 for the renewal of their marriage. 842 00:33:30,231 --> 00:33:32,510 Crap. 843 00:33:32,534 --> 00:33:34,845 - You go first. - All right. 844 00:33:34,869 --> 00:33:38,683 Um, these aren't really traditional vows. 845 00:33:38,707 --> 00:33:40,318 It's a letter I found in the basement 846 00:33:40,342 --> 00:33:42,153 when I was cleaning it out after the flood. 847 00:33:42,177 --> 00:33:45,156 I wrote it 848 00:33:45,180 --> 00:33:46,713 the night before we were married. 849 00:33:48,683 --> 00:33:50,661 "Dear Elabet..." 850 00:33:50,685 --> 00:33:53,331 That's an inside joke, so just... 851 00:33:53,355 --> 00:33:55,266 "Tomorrow is the day 852 00:33:55,290 --> 00:33:57,001 "that we begin our magical mystery tour, 853 00:33:57,025 --> 00:33:59,203 and I've never been more eager to embark." 854 00:33:59,227 --> 00:34:00,871 I was 26. Give me a break. 855 00:34:00,895 --> 00:34:04,075 - Keep going. - "I know it's not the easiest way 856 00:34:04,099 --> 00:34:06,677 "to start a marriage, watching me head off to war, 857 00:34:06,701 --> 00:34:09,613 "but you have nothing to worry about, 858 00:34:09,637 --> 00:34:11,382 "because there's not a force on Earth that could keep me 859 00:34:11,406 --> 00:34:13,217 "from coming back to you. 860 00:34:13,241 --> 00:34:15,853 "And to all the things that are waiting for us, 861 00:34:15,877 --> 00:34:18,255 "like more of those midnight mac and cheese dinners... 862 00:34:18,279 --> 00:34:20,291 "...watching you 863 00:34:20,315 --> 00:34:22,026 go crazy shopping for pillows..." 864 00:34:22,050 --> 00:34:23,294 You still do that. 865 00:34:23,318 --> 00:34:25,296 "...and hiking in the Blue Ridge Mountains 866 00:34:25,320 --> 00:34:27,398 "when the air gets crisp 867 00:34:27,422 --> 00:34:30,134 and the leaves are turning..." 868 00:34:30,158 --> 00:34:32,759 "...and we can see forever. 869 00:34:34,462 --> 00:34:36,440 And the way that you..." 870 00:34:36,464 --> 00:34:38,509 Whoa, okay. 871 00:34:38,533 --> 00:34:40,814 I'm gonna have to skip this part 'cause the kids are here. 872 00:34:42,143 --> 00:34:44,215 "These are the moments I will hold in my mind 873 00:34:44,239 --> 00:34:45,516 "while I'm away. 874 00:34:45,540 --> 00:34:46,884 "And the images of the adventures 875 00:34:46,908 --> 00:34:49,286 "we haven't even started. 876 00:34:49,310 --> 00:34:51,589 "The faces of the children we'll have. 877 00:34:51,613 --> 00:34:53,657 "Two for sure, three if we're lucky. 878 00:34:53,681 --> 00:34:56,627 "I know you lost too much family too soon, 879 00:34:56,651 --> 00:34:59,597 "and I'm so happy to be the one to help you rebuild that. 880 00:34:59,621 --> 00:35:02,400 "On that note, no more Peter Frampton concerts 881 00:35:02,424 --> 00:35:03,901 "while I'm away. 882 00:35:03,925 --> 00:35:07,571 "I can't wait for tomorrow and all our tomorrows. 883 00:35:07,595 --> 00:35:08,939 "As the poet said, 884 00:35:08,963 --> 00:35:13,010 "Elabet, grow old along with me. 885 00:35:13,034 --> 00:35:16,847 "The best is yet to be. 886 00:35:16,871 --> 00:35:19,116 "Yours forever. 887 00:35:19,140 --> 00:35:20,651 Hank." 888 00:35:20,675 --> 00:35:23,954 The best is yet to be. I remember that. 889 00:35:23,978 --> 00:35:27,324 I love that. 890 00:35:27,348 --> 00:35:29,360 Your dad's the best romantic. 891 00:35:29,384 --> 00:35:31,529 And I was just... 892 00:35:31,553 --> 00:35:34,165 smitten. 893 00:35:34,189 --> 00:35:36,734 And smart enough to fall 894 00:35:36,758 --> 00:35:39,770 for the ridiculously handsome fighter pilot 895 00:35:39,794 --> 00:35:43,140 who could quote saints and write letters like that. 896 00:35:43,164 --> 00:35:46,143 Thank you for... 897 00:35:46,167 --> 00:35:48,879 for blinding me with your love and words 898 00:35:48,903 --> 00:35:50,948 for the last quarter of a century, Henry. 899 00:35:50,972 --> 00:35:53,350 And thank you for getting me. 900 00:35:53,374 --> 00:35:55,753 For always knowing what to say. 901 00:35:55,777 --> 00:35:58,389 And for telling the best jokes. 902 00:35:58,413 --> 00:36:02,059 And for... 903 00:36:02,083 --> 00:36:04,028 going to see what that noise was. 904 00:36:04,052 --> 00:36:06,664 And for never hesitating 905 00:36:06,688 --> 00:36:08,999 to go on a wild ride with me. 906 00:36:09,023 --> 00:36:13,237 Going forward, I promise 907 00:36:13,261 --> 00:36:16,474 to always leave just enough ice cream in the carton, 908 00:36:16,498 --> 00:36:17,741 especially the mocha fudge. 909 00:36:17,765 --> 00:36:19,910 To not yell at the news in the morning 910 00:36:19,934 --> 00:36:21,645 or stay up too late watching cooking shows, 911 00:36:21,669 --> 00:36:22,913 unless you want to watch them with me. 912 00:36:22,937 --> 00:36:26,050 And to always 913 00:36:26,074 --> 00:36:28,919 give you first shot at the appliances before I call Earl. 914 00:36:28,943 --> 00:36:31,155 And to not ask you 915 00:36:31,179 --> 00:36:33,657 what you think about what I'm wearing 916 00:36:33,681 --> 00:36:35,226 unless I really want to know. 917 00:36:35,250 --> 00:36:36,894 And... 918 00:36:36,918 --> 00:36:40,698 I will love you with everything I've got. 919 00:36:40,722 --> 00:36:43,434 To the walk-in bathtub and beyond, 920 00:36:43,458 --> 00:36:47,805 wherever all your saints think it is we'll end up. 921 00:36:47,829 --> 00:36:51,208 Because I'll go with you always and anywhere, 922 00:36:51,232 --> 00:36:53,878 Henry McCord. 923 00:36:53,902 --> 00:36:55,713 I understand 924 00:36:55,737 --> 00:36:57,781 the McCord children have something to add. 925 00:36:59,340 --> 00:37:03,354 Yeah, uh... thanks for having us. 926 00:37:03,378 --> 00:37:05,356 I'm sorry, Father Dinardo. 927 00:37:05,380 --> 00:37:06,757 There's a message from the White House. 928 00:37:06,781 --> 00:37:08,592 Happens all the time. 929 00:37:08,616 --> 00:37:10,094 It's from Russell. 930 00:37:10,118 --> 00:37:12,096 We got the votes. 931 00:37:12,120 --> 00:37:14,398 - Oh! - With Morejon's bill passed, 932 00:37:14,422 --> 00:37:16,333 Governor Douche... 933 00:37:16,357 --> 00:37:19,837 Governor Barker, um, admitted defeat 934 00:37:19,861 --> 00:37:22,573 and announced that he's ending the separation policy. 935 00:37:22,597 --> 00:37:24,708 Children will be reunited with their parents 936 00:37:24,732 --> 00:37:26,210 as soon as the order comes through. 937 00:37:26,234 --> 00:37:27,711 And Mom will be released 938 00:37:27,735 --> 00:37:29,647 - with all charges dropped. - Yay! 939 00:37:30,905 --> 00:37:32,416 Ooh, and, uh... 940 00:37:32,440 --> 00:37:34,251 guess what time it is. 941 00:37:34,275 --> 00:37:36,487 It's perfect. 942 00:37:36,511 --> 00:37:38,722 You may kiss the bride. 943 00:37:38,746 --> 00:37:40,758 Since you are. 944 00:37:40,782 --> 00:37:42,826 - Okay. - Oh, my God. This is so sweet, isn't it? 945 00:37:42,850 --> 00:37:45,285 All I see is a book cover. 946 00:37:49,691 --> 00:37:52,636 - This way. This way. - Mama! 947 00:38:12,512 --> 00:38:13,612 _ 948 00:38:22,223 --> 00:38:24,001 We're all standing here. Just tell us. 949 00:38:24,025 --> 00:38:25,703 Just tell the joke. I love to laugh. 950 00:38:25,727 --> 00:38:27,137 - You have to tell it now. - I-I can't. 951 00:38:27,161 --> 00:38:28,839 There's a visual. It needs a prop. 952 00:38:28,863 --> 00:38:31,475 - Oh. - Well, look at that. 953 00:38:31,499 --> 00:38:33,877 - Where did these come from? - Just tell it. 954 00:38:33,901 --> 00:38:35,813 All right. You ready? 955 00:38:35,837 --> 00:38:37,214 How do you get all the rabbits in the world 956 00:38:37,238 --> 00:38:38,682 in this room using just these two items? 957 00:38:38,706 --> 00:38:40,907 No clue. How? 958 00:38:42,910 --> 00:38:45,556 Calling all rabbits. Calling all rabbits. 959 00:38:47,882 --> 00:38:49,793 I love that joke. 960 00:38:49,817 --> 00:38:51,495 You got to tell Conrad. 961 00:38:51,519 --> 00:38:54,521 Come here. That's the laugh that changed the world right there. 962 00:38:54,522 --> 00:38:56,934 I don't... I don't get it. 963 00:38:56,958 --> 00:39:00,104 Sliders are coming back around. I'm in prime position. 964 00:39:00,128 --> 00:39:02,239 I'm staking out the crab puffs. Incredible. 965 00:39:02,263 --> 00:39:04,842 I'd body check somebody for a crab puff. Right? 966 00:39:04,866 --> 00:39:09,413 This is by far the best jail-centric vow renewal 967 00:39:09,437 --> 00:39:11,482 after-party I've ever had the privilege of attending. 968 00:39:11,506 --> 00:39:12,483 No contest. 969 00:39:12,507 --> 00:39:15,085 Seriously, did anybody get that joke? 970 00:39:15,109 --> 00:39:16,687 - Dude, your assistant, uh... - Well, yes. 971 00:39:16,711 --> 00:39:19,590 ...told me she was typing up the notes from your phone. 972 00:39:19,614 --> 00:39:23,727 Did you really want to pitch small farm animal pajamas 973 00:39:23,751 --> 00:39:26,186 to the Department of Agriculture? 974 00:39:28,022 --> 00:39:30,968 Oh, I thought I dreamed that. 975 00:39:30,992 --> 00:39:34,705 You guys, is this the best party ever or what? 976 00:39:34,729 --> 00:39:36,206 I was just saying that. 977 00:39:36,230 --> 00:39:37,408 If you don't count, I don't know, 978 00:39:37,432 --> 00:39:38,575 three or four inaugural balls. 979 00:39:38,599 --> 00:39:40,678 You look tired. 980 00:39:40,702 --> 00:39:42,863 I'm out. Killer joke, by the way. 981 00:39:42,864 --> 00:39:44,348 - I know. I know. - Hey. 982 00:39:44,372 --> 00:39:45,616 Hey, while everybody's here, I just want to say, 983 00:39:45,640 --> 00:39:48,318 now that the border security deal is back on track, 984 00:39:48,342 --> 00:39:50,721 we are gonna need to prepare for discussions 985 00:39:50,745 --> 00:39:53,991 with Mexico about cooperation on drug enforcement policy 986 00:39:54,015 --> 00:39:56,627 and the ramifications of federal legalization of marijuana. 987 00:39:56,651 --> 00:39:57,795 So, Blake, 988 00:39:57,819 --> 00:39:59,163 you'll be spearheading 989 00:39:59,187 --> 00:40:00,931 the briefing materials, with support 990 00:40:00,955 --> 00:40:02,266 from Senator Morejon's office. 991 00:40:02,290 --> 00:40:05,302 We've got a lot of work to do tomorrow, so can we... 992 00:40:05,326 --> 00:40:07,085 But tonight, we're gonna celebrate. 993 00:40:07,086 --> 00:40:09,865 Because we have earned celebrating together. 994 00:40:09,889 --> 00:40:11,567 - Hear, hear. - Yes. Cheers. 995 00:40:11,591 --> 00:40:14,870 - Salud. - Then again, 996 00:40:14,894 --> 00:40:17,172 while I've got you here, 997 00:40:17,196 --> 00:40:20,242 all dressed up in your party clothes together, 998 00:40:20,266 --> 00:40:23,178 - and stuffed up with crab puffs... - Mm-hmm. 999 00:40:23,202 --> 00:40:25,080 ...seems like a good time 1000 00:40:25,104 --> 00:40:28,150 to tell you that I am going to run for president. 1001 00:40:28,174 --> 00:40:30,519 - What? President? - I'm shocked. - Get out. 1002 00:40:30,543 --> 00:40:33,489 Not a big surprise. 1003 00:40:33,513 --> 00:40:35,824 But, um, I'm not going to officially announce 1004 00:40:35,848 --> 00:40:37,926 for a little while. 1005 00:40:37,950 --> 00:40:40,329 The most important part is 1006 00:40:40,353 --> 00:40:43,165 there's no way I ever could have gotten here 1007 00:40:43,189 --> 00:40:44,600 without every one of you. 1008 00:40:44,624 --> 00:40:48,437 And there is no way 1009 00:40:48,461 --> 00:40:50,439 I'm going on this journey 1010 00:40:50,463 --> 00:40:53,375 without every one of you. 1011 00:40:53,399 --> 00:40:56,612 - If you-you want to... - I can make some time. 1012 00:40:56,636 --> 00:40:58,247 I'm probably in. 1013 00:40:58,271 --> 00:41:00,582 Oh, stop. Bring it in. 1014 00:41:00,606 --> 00:41:02,284 Cheers. 1015 00:41:02,308 --> 00:41:04,119 Cheers, Madam President. 1016 00:41:10,416 --> 00:41:13,328 Oh, this... 1017 00:41:13,352 --> 00:41:15,430 ? Shadows grow so long... ? 1018 00:41:15,454 --> 00:41:16,932 I love this song. 1019 00:41:16,956 --> 00:41:18,333 I love it. This is my favorite song. 1020 00:41:18,357 --> 00:41:19,368 I just want to turn it up. 1021 00:41:19,392 --> 00:41:21,236 ? And they're moving ? 1022 00:41:21,260 --> 00:41:22,538 Oh, my God. 1023 00:41:22,562 --> 00:41:24,740 - ? Across the page ? - Oh, my God. 1024 00:41:24,764 --> 00:41:26,742 Oh, my God. Oh, man. 1025 00:41:26,766 --> 00:41:29,845 - It's Peter Frampton. - ? Suddenly, the day turns into night ? 1026 00:41:29,869 --> 00:41:30,869 Ah! 1027 00:41:32,338 --> 00:41:34,383 - This is Peter Frampton. - ? Far away ? 1028 00:41:34,407 --> 00:41:38,754 - In my house! - ? From the city ? 1029 00:41:38,778 --> 00:41:40,889 I'm your biggest fan. 1030 00:41:40,913 --> 00:41:43,358 The feeling's mutual, Madam Secretary. 1031 00:41:43,382 --> 00:41:44,893 And I-I believe I'm playing your song. 1032 00:41:44,917 --> 00:41:48,297 ? But don't ? 1033 00:41:48,321 --> 00:41:51,767 ? Hesitate ? 1034 00:41:51,791 --> 00:41:54,803 ? Yeah, your love ? 1035 00:41:54,827 --> 00:41:57,706 ? Won't wait, yeah ? 1036 00:41:57,730 --> 00:42:00,409 ? Ooh ? 1037 00:42:00,433 --> 00:42:03,779 ? Ooh, baby, I love your way ? 1038 00:42:03,803 --> 00:42:07,082 ? Every day ? 1039 00:42:07,106 --> 00:42:10,285 ? I want to tell you I love your way ? 1040 00:42:10,309 --> 00:42:14,089 ? Every way ? 1041 00:42:14,113 --> 00:42:16,815 ? I want to be with you night and day ? 1042 00:42:18,584 --> 00:42:19,951 ? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. ? 1043 00:42:29,941 --> 00:42:36,041 Subtitle sync and corrections by awaqeded for www.addic7ed.com.