1 00:00:07,094 --> 00:00:08,976 Previously on No Activity... 2 00:00:09,001 --> 00:00:10,975 I'm about to go on an apple break. You want to join me? 3 00:00:11,000 --> 00:00:12,857 Jamal here told me 4 00:00:12,882 --> 00:00:15,174 that you forced him into a sexual encounter. 5 00:00:15,199 --> 00:00:16,287 That's a fucking lie. 6 00:00:16,312 --> 00:00:17,669 Get off me! 7 00:00:17,713 --> 00:00:19,628 Get off me! 8 00:00:19,671 --> 00:00:21,499 Freeze. Hands where I can see 'em. 9 00:00:21,524 --> 00:00:23,262 Larry Turnbull, you're under arrest. 10 00:00:23,287 --> 00:00:24,732 You don't want to get involved in this. 11 00:00:24,757 --> 00:00:26,262 There's some money that gets moved around. 12 00:00:26,287 --> 00:00:27,847 We pay for maternity leave, 13 00:00:27,872 --> 00:00:29,840 Thanksgiving turkeys, the soup kitchens. 14 00:00:29,865 --> 00:00:31,957 - Cuff him. - No. He's like a hero. 15 00:00:31,990 --> 00:00:33,737 Tolbeck. Tolbeck, Tolbeck... 16 00:00:33,772 --> 00:00:35,057 Don't do this. Do not do this to me. 17 00:00:35,082 --> 00:00:36,097 Give me the cuffs. Give it. 18 00:00:36,130 --> 00:00:37,341 You can have it. 19 00:00:37,385 --> 00:00:39,604 Shoot. Hey! 20 00:00:39,648 --> 00:00:40,871 I wish you would've hung out with us. 21 00:00:40,896 --> 00:00:41,941 You would love Fatima. 22 00:00:41,966 --> 00:00:43,217 Fatima from Dispatch? 23 00:00:43,242 --> 00:00:44,910 So, you proposed the threesome? 24 00:00:44,935 --> 00:00:46,675 Yeah, I guess I did propose it. 25 00:00:46,700 --> 00:00:48,878 Don't be alarmed. I'm just taking my gun out 26 00:00:48,903 --> 00:00:50,254 to use you guys as hostages. 27 00:00:50,279 --> 00:00:51,105 Larry! 28 00:00:51,130 --> 00:00:52,027 Look, I'm sorry for yelling, 29 00:00:52,052 --> 00:00:53,749 but this is a hostage situation. 30 00:00:53,792 --> 00:00:55,989 There's a sewer entry in the laundromat, 31 00:00:56,014 --> 00:00:58,419 and the entranceway is on a rooftop 32 00:00:58,444 --> 00:01:00,035 just outside the perimeter. 33 00:01:00,060 --> 00:01:01,191 A series of vague directions 34 00:01:01,235 --> 00:01:02,410 is not a plan, Greg. 35 00:01:02,453 --> 00:01:03,739 I have left Scientology, 36 00:01:03,764 --> 00:01:05,108 but they'll be coming for me. 37 00:01:05,152 --> 00:01:07,110 Yeah, I don't care about his progress. 38 00:01:07,154 --> 00:01:09,219 - Who are you talking to? - I'm talking to no one, and they're 39 00:01:09,243 --> 00:01:11,395 - not saying anything about you. Is it... - I am... I'm coming back soon! 40 00:01:11,419 --> 00:01:13,658 - I'm not talking to the church. - Please give me another shot. 41 00:01:13,683 --> 00:01:16,185 - Did he say shot? - No, no, not shot... not "shot" like that. 42 00:01:16,210 --> 00:01:17,678 - Hold your fire! Hold your fire! - Do not fire. 43 00:01:17,703 --> 00:01:19,006 Shit. 44 00:01:20,943 --> 00:01:22,793 Alpha Bravo, why did you fire? 45 00:01:22,818 --> 00:01:24,389 I thought I had the order to fire. 46 00:01:24,414 --> 00:01:26,150 - What channel were you on? - Channel five. 47 00:01:26,175 --> 00:01:28,420 You don't take your order from Dispatch, you take your orders 48 00:01:28,445 --> 00:01:30,271 from me. Don't fire unless I say so. 49 00:01:30,296 --> 00:01:32,131 - Got it. - Did you take down a hostage 50 00:01:32,156 --> 00:01:33,680 - or the target? - Unclear. 51 00:01:33,705 --> 00:01:35,358 Unclear. Will determine. 52 00:01:35,402 --> 00:01:36,959 Somebody's down, 53 00:01:36,984 --> 00:01:38,522 - not sure who, though. - Motherfucker, 54 00:01:38,547 --> 00:01:40,287 if you've killed Larry, we're all gonna hear about this. 55 00:01:40,312 --> 00:01:41,467 Shit. 56 00:01:44,646 --> 00:01:45,928 Boy. Well, 57 00:01:45,953 --> 00:01:48,935 this is possibly gonna be the end of an era. 58 00:01:50,294 --> 00:01:52,131 I got to say I'm proud of you. 59 00:01:52,156 --> 00:01:54,352 This is gonna be a big win for you. 60 00:01:54,377 --> 00:01:55,123 Okay. 61 00:01:55,148 --> 00:01:56,149 - Cullen. - Yeah. 62 00:01:56,174 --> 00:01:59,217 - Going to the FBI. - Maybe. 63 00:02:00,190 --> 00:02:02,026 Yep, it's really the end... 64 00:02:02,051 --> 00:02:03,246 End of an era. Okay, you said... 65 00:02:03,271 --> 00:02:05,207 - Thank you. Don't jinx it. - Okay. 66 00:02:06,050 --> 00:02:08,113 You know what, let's make this special. 67 00:02:08,870 --> 00:02:10,160 Do you want to just 68 00:02:10,185 --> 00:02:12,761 stare into each other's eyes for, like, a full minute? 69 00:02:20,792 --> 00:02:21,769 Starting now? 70 00:02:21,794 --> 00:02:23,424 I already started. 71 00:02:23,538 --> 00:02:25,082 - Forget it, forget it. - Okay, fine. 72 00:02:25,107 --> 00:02:28,277 - Car 27, come in. - This is Car 27. Go ahead. 73 00:02:28,302 --> 00:02:31,218 Please be advised that FBI will be taking over this operation 74 00:02:31,243 --> 00:02:32,739 in exactly one hour. 75 00:02:32,764 --> 00:02:34,027 What?! Why? 76 00:02:34,052 --> 00:02:35,222 There's, like, two hostages in there. 77 00:02:35,247 --> 00:02:36,504 They don't think we can handle that? 78 00:02:36,529 --> 00:02:38,488 Shots have been fired, someone is down, 79 00:02:38,513 --> 00:02:40,261 we're not sure who. One of the hostages 80 00:02:40,286 --> 00:02:42,026 is an FBI agent. 81 00:02:42,430 --> 00:02:44,379 Shit. How did that happen? 82 00:02:44,404 --> 00:02:47,667 Classified. You have exactly one hour to clear the scene 83 00:02:47,692 --> 00:02:49,955 and then report to HQ. Dispatch out. 84 00:02:49,998 --> 00:02:52,207 Fuck, I wish I was them. 85 00:02:52,232 --> 00:02:53,712 Relax. You'll get your turn. 86 00:02:53,737 --> 00:02:55,587 I don't know, man. I don't know. 87 00:02:55,612 --> 00:02:57,386 I mean, we're the ones who fingered Larry. 88 00:02:57,411 --> 00:02:58,793 We're... Now we're not gonna get any credit 89 00:02:58,818 --> 00:03:00,646 for taking him down. None. 90 00:03:00,717 --> 00:03:02,957 - You know what? Forget it. - What are you doing? 91 00:03:03,135 --> 00:03:05,754 - No, no. What...? - We're doing Greg's plan. 92 00:03:06,248 --> 00:03:08,457 That's not a fucking business card. Look at it. 93 00:03:08,482 --> 00:03:10,386 It's all in highlighter. How do you read that? 94 00:03:10,878 --> 00:03:13,649 Okay, I'm-I'm going on record: this is a bad idea. 95 00:03:13,674 --> 00:03:15,277 - Okay. Noted. - This is a bad plan. 96 00:03:17,128 --> 00:03:19,761 Scheller's Tactical Solutions and Hobby Shop, 97 00:03:19,786 --> 00:03:21,597 - Greg speaking. - Hey, Greg, it's... 98 00:03:21,622 --> 00:03:23,652 Detective Tolbeck! I've been expecting your call. 99 00:03:23,677 --> 00:03:25,347 Listen, all I need for you to say 100 00:03:25,372 --> 00:03:27,902 is "Operation Meatpuppet is a go." 101 00:03:27,927 --> 00:03:29,385 He's not saying that. 102 00:03:30,041 --> 00:03:31,216 I'm on speaker. 103 00:03:31,456 --> 00:03:32,456 Yes. Yeah. 104 00:03:32,481 --> 00:03:35,034 Great! Now I need you both to say it. 105 00:03:35,059 --> 00:03:36,974 It's kind of a deal-breaker if you don't. 106 00:03:37,006 --> 00:03:39,205 - What? - Can I get an iced tea? 107 00:03:39,230 --> 00:03:41,049 No sweetener. I'm not saying it. 108 00:03:41,074 --> 00:03:42,073 Say it. 109 00:03:42,098 --> 00:03:43,839 So together, on the count of three, 110 00:03:44,291 --> 00:03:46,049 one, two, three, go. 111 00:03:46,074 --> 00:03:48,565 Operation Meatpuppet is a go. 112 00:04:14,142 --> 00:04:21,542 www.subtitulamos.tv 113 00:04:26,896 --> 00:04:29,611 I... Look, I left the map under one of your seats. 114 00:04:29,643 --> 00:04:30,977 Now, who's gonna find it? 115 00:04:31,002 --> 00:04:32,728 Who... Who's got it? 116 00:04:33,429 --> 00:04:34,932 - Who's the lucky one? - Me! 117 00:04:34,957 --> 00:04:37,151 - Me! I got it. I won! - Okay. Okay. 118 00:04:37,176 --> 00:04:39,128 There you go. Now, you guys, 119 00:04:39,153 --> 00:04:40,677 you got to wait for my diversion. 120 00:04:40,799 --> 00:04:42,366 I mean, to you, it'll have 121 00:04:42,391 --> 00:04:44,589 the unmistakable properties of a diversion. 122 00:04:44,614 --> 00:04:46,956 To the hostage-taker and his hostages, 123 00:04:46,981 --> 00:04:48,591 it will divert their attention, 124 00:04:48,616 --> 00:04:50,401 because they're not anticipating it. 125 00:04:50,426 --> 00:04:52,971 - They will not... - You know what, Greg? Forget about this. 126 00:04:52,996 --> 00:04:55,010 I'm sorry we called. We're not doing it. 127 00:04:55,502 --> 00:04:57,214 - Too late. - No, it's not too late for it. 128 00:04:57,239 --> 00:04:58,283 We're calling it off. 129 00:04:58,380 --> 00:05:00,077 Operation Meatpuppet is a go. 130 00:05:00,102 --> 00:05:03,401 There is no squeezing this squid back into the can. 131 00:05:03,702 --> 00:05:05,096 How's that iced tea coming? 132 00:05:05,121 --> 00:05:07,229 What have we done? What have we done? 133 00:05:07,551 --> 00:05:09,549 Yeah, this is probably a big mistake. 134 00:05:13,955 --> 00:05:16,128 Delta Tango, switch to three. 135 00:05:16,665 --> 00:05:19,135 Hey, listen. That was kind of your fault. 136 00:05:19,160 --> 00:05:21,471 - Are you being serious right now? - Look, I have a perfect record. 137 00:05:21,496 --> 00:05:22,831 I don't want to get into a whole thing. 138 00:05:22,856 --> 00:05:24,214 It's gonna be a lot of paperwork for me. 139 00:05:24,239 --> 00:05:25,652 - You just log it in. - I'm real sorry 140 00:05:25,677 --> 00:05:27,081 you won't have your perfect record. 141 00:05:27,106 --> 00:05:28,769 You have to slum down here with the rest of us. 142 00:05:28,794 --> 00:05:31,066 Anyone can see that shot came from your position. 143 00:05:31,106 --> 00:05:32,315 I see. Okay, great. 144 00:05:32,340 --> 00:05:33,941 So you get to be a platinum gay, but I can't be 145 00:05:33,966 --> 00:05:36,175 - a platinum sniper? - My God, 146 00:05:36,200 --> 00:05:37,753 that is not the same thing at all. 147 00:05:37,778 --> 00:05:39,365 No. You know what? You're right. It's not. 148 00:05:39,850 --> 00:05:41,620 I earned mine. You basically made yours up 149 00:05:41,645 --> 00:05:43,550 based on some pathological fear of women. 150 00:05:44,591 --> 00:05:46,214 Grow up, Nancy Drew. 151 00:05:46,239 --> 00:05:48,269 - So you're not gonna take the shot? - Nope. 152 00:05:48,347 --> 00:05:49,550 You're not taking the shot? 153 00:05:49,575 --> 00:05:51,035 I promise you I will not be doing that, yes. 154 00:05:51,060 --> 00:05:53,269 - Okay, bye. - Real mature. 155 00:05:53,294 --> 00:05:55,488 You're... Wow. Just cutting communication 156 00:05:55,528 --> 00:05:57,354 in the middle of a live siege. This is... 157 00:05:57,512 --> 00:05:59,152 this is some of your finest work. 158 00:06:05,197 --> 00:06:07,238 - What are you doing? - I'm going for his gun. 159 00:06:10,065 --> 00:06:12,160 What the fuck were you gonna do... 160 00:06:12,185 --> 00:06:13,863 shoot yourself free? 161 00:06:13,888 --> 00:06:15,126 I don't know. I was doing something. 162 00:06:15,151 --> 00:06:16,769 I don't see you doing anything. 163 00:06:16,794 --> 00:06:19,495 If you want to get his gun, you got to do little shimmies. 164 00:06:19,520 --> 00:06:22,441 And you got to get the back of your chair up against his hip. 165 00:06:22,466 --> 00:06:24,902 All right, why don't you show me how it's done, genius? 166 00:06:24,927 --> 00:06:26,589 - I am. - Hurry up. 167 00:06:26,614 --> 00:06:29,035 - I'm getting there. - You're not moving very quick. 168 00:06:31,906 --> 00:06:33,745 Fuck off, Dustin. You fell, too. 169 00:06:33,777 --> 00:06:36,276 Sure. Yeah, but you had an example of what I did. 170 00:06:36,301 --> 00:06:39,167 You had some big plan of tiny shimmies, but look at you now. 171 00:06:39,192 --> 00:06:40,402 Shut up! 172 00:06:41,333 --> 00:06:42,713 Joke's on you. 173 00:06:42,738 --> 00:06:44,964 I like the way your spit tastes. 174 00:06:45,198 --> 00:06:47,511 Hey, it's Fatima. I'm completely swamped over here 175 00:06:47,536 --> 00:06:48,860 and Zach has gone AWOL. 176 00:06:48,885 --> 00:06:50,235 Can I get someone else into dispatch? 177 00:06:50,260 --> 00:06:52,430 Copy that. We have someone coming in, will be there soon. 178 00:06:52,455 --> 00:06:53,455 Copy that. 179 00:06:56,833 --> 00:06:57,985 My God. 180 00:06:58,069 --> 00:06:59,805 Janice. You came back. 181 00:07:01,627 --> 00:07:03,350 Okay, well, let me catch you up. 182 00:07:03,375 --> 00:07:05,053 The other guy who was here, replacing you, 183 00:07:05,078 --> 00:07:06,444 was a total anus. 184 00:07:06,953 --> 00:07:08,748 He left in the middle of the night to go 185 00:07:08,773 --> 00:07:11,209 get audited, like, Scientology audited. 186 00:07:11,234 --> 00:07:12,990 So weird. Not like IRS audited. 187 00:07:13,015 --> 00:07:14,756 My God, I missed you so much. 188 00:07:14,789 --> 00:07:16,748 So do you want me to catch you up on the siege? 189 00:07:16,773 --> 00:07:19,569 Yeah, no, I'm trying to avoid stressful situations. 190 00:07:19,935 --> 00:07:21,763 _ 191 00:07:21,788 --> 00:07:23,021 Yo. Yeah. 192 00:07:23,287 --> 00:07:25,052 What's this? What's this about? 193 00:07:25,271 --> 00:07:27,969 Make it happen. You tell me. 194 00:07:28,474 --> 00:07:31,154 It's just a little reminder about what life's about. 195 00:07:31,782 --> 00:07:34,646 Like, make a mountain happen? I don't get it. 196 00:07:34,736 --> 00:07:38,341 Fatima. I mean, there's not really an answer. 197 00:07:38,366 --> 00:07:39,810 You either get it or you don't. 198 00:07:39,835 --> 00:07:41,818 You know, trees grow or they don't. 199 00:07:41,843 --> 00:07:43,435 You breathe air or you don't. 200 00:07:43,460 --> 00:07:45,208 It's whatever you want to make of it. 201 00:07:45,233 --> 00:07:47,107 You know? It's what you project onto it. 202 00:07:47,132 --> 00:07:50,466 You know? It's-it's... it's whatever it is or it's not. 203 00:07:50,491 --> 00:07:52,685 Okay. Where'd you get it from? 204 00:07:52,900 --> 00:07:54,896 Elementary school dumpster. 205 00:07:56,107 --> 00:07:57,685 Why were you there? 206 00:07:57,710 --> 00:08:00,919 Exactly. Why was I there? 207 00:08:01,722 --> 00:08:04,193 You-you good? You been feeling okay? 208 00:08:04,569 --> 00:08:06,341 I feel fantastic. 209 00:08:06,366 --> 00:08:08,607 Just making it happen. Mason got accepted 210 00:08:08,632 --> 00:08:10,740 into the disturbed teen charity network. 211 00:08:10,765 --> 00:08:13,701 They accepted him right away. And he got a mentor 212 00:08:13,726 --> 00:08:15,380 who's making it happen. 213 00:08:15,405 --> 00:08:18,076 A lovely, well-connected gentleman who got him 214 00:08:18,101 --> 00:08:21,060 into the school, and he just waived all those lawyer fees. 215 00:08:21,092 --> 00:08:23,059 So that was a big help. Again, 216 00:08:23,084 --> 00:08:24,868 just making it happen, day by day. 217 00:08:24,893 --> 00:08:26,412 - Wow. - Yeah. Yeah. 218 00:08:26,437 --> 00:08:28,787 - Janice, that's-that's really good news. - I know. 219 00:08:29,043 --> 00:08:32,287 Well, I'm-I'm happy to hear that Mason's getting... 220 00:08:32,926 --> 00:08:34,724 the attention that he needs. 221 00:08:34,749 --> 00:08:36,623 What's that you're taking? 222 00:08:36,648 --> 00:08:38,607 Sorry. It's time for me to take them. 223 00:08:38,632 --> 00:08:41,162 I call them my little friends. They're white Minions. 224 00:08:41,187 --> 00:08:43,123 Did you ever see the movie White Minions? 225 00:08:43,148 --> 00:08:45,271 It's such a great film. We all watched it together 226 00:08:45,296 --> 00:08:46,552 in the ward. 227 00:08:46,577 --> 00:08:49,224 The ward. Like, a psychiatric ward? 228 00:08:49,249 --> 00:08:50,162 Yeah, the ward. 229 00:08:50,187 --> 00:08:52,099 We would just call it "the ward." You know, 230 00:08:52,124 --> 00:08:53,482 like, "ward up"? 231 00:08:54,832 --> 00:08:56,326 Ha, ha. 232 00:08:56,368 --> 00:08:57,607 That's ward humor. 233 00:08:57,632 --> 00:08:59,693 Anyway, I'm gonna go get myself 234 00:08:59,718 --> 00:09:01,466 a hot cup of chamomile tea. 235 00:09:01,491 --> 00:09:02,724 Can I get you one? 236 00:09:02,947 --> 00:09:04,209 Chamomile tea? 237 00:09:04,957 --> 00:09:06,513 You used to say, 238 00:09:06,538 --> 00:09:08,607 "All that hot cat piss you're drinking 239 00:09:08,632 --> 00:09:11,849 "is turning you into a piss-filled motherfucker, Fatima." 240 00:09:12,385 --> 00:09:14,748 Well, that certainly sounds like something I used to say, 241 00:09:14,773 --> 00:09:17,630 but... and I accept the fact that I said things like that, 242 00:09:17,655 --> 00:09:19,677 and I would like to apologize, so please, 243 00:09:19,702 --> 00:09:22,029 accept my apology wholeheartedly. 244 00:09:22,054 --> 00:09:24,701 - Okay. - So, can I get you the tea? 245 00:09:25,466 --> 00:09:26,990 You know what? Why are we doing Greg's plan? 246 00:09:27,015 --> 00:09:28,380 Greg's plan is not gonna work. 247 00:09:28,405 --> 00:09:30,842 I know, but maybe that's a good thing. 248 00:09:31,088 --> 00:09:32,271 Do we really want to be known 249 00:09:32,296 --> 00:09:33,607 as the guys who brought Larry down? 250 00:09:33,632 --> 00:09:35,005 Yes, we do. 251 00:09:35,045 --> 00:09:36,434 - Even with all of these... - I don't care 252 00:09:36,459 --> 00:09:38,115 - about the hate e-mails. - Really? 253 00:09:38,140 --> 00:09:39,204 - Yes, I don't care. - What ab... 254 00:09:39,230 --> 00:09:40,380 - How about this one? - No. 255 00:09:40,405 --> 00:09:43,029 "If Larry goes down, the kids college fund goes down 256 00:09:43,054 --> 00:09:46,326 with him, you pin dicks better pray he doesn't." 257 00:09:46,682 --> 00:09:50,052 "Larry Turnbull helped my family buy our house. 258 00:09:50,077 --> 00:09:51,333 He's a saint." 259 00:09:51,358 --> 00:09:52,435 "You two aren't worth 260 00:09:52,460 --> 00:09:54,576 the crusty buildup off of his..." 261 00:09:54,601 --> 00:09:56,099 - Okay. - I want to see where this is going. 262 00:09:56,124 --> 00:09:57,529 - No, I don't. - ...off of his dick." 263 00:09:57,554 --> 00:09:59,474 - That's horrible. - Think I saw that coming. 264 00:09:59,499 --> 00:10:01,443 I was expecting something more imaginative. 265 00:10:01,468 --> 00:10:04,466 Here's one from SeaWorld. It's an offer for free tickets. 266 00:10:05,190 --> 00:10:08,052 Okay. "Fuck you, guys. Larry's the best." 267 00:10:08,284 --> 00:10:10,458 You know what? Haters gonna hate, Tolbeck. 268 00:10:10,879 --> 00:10:13,630 You see, if we took Larry down, it clears your name 269 00:10:13,655 --> 00:10:15,873 and we're gonna give me a leg up on the FBI. 270 00:10:15,898 --> 00:10:17,638 Can you imagine me walking out of there 271 00:10:17,663 --> 00:10:19,787 with a hostage who's an FBI agent? 272 00:10:19,812 --> 00:10:21,365 - I am imagining it. - Yeah. 273 00:10:21,390 --> 00:10:23,779 - It's amazing. - Exactly. That's my point. 274 00:10:23,804 --> 00:10:25,998 There wouldn't be a dry eye in the house. 275 00:10:26,389 --> 00:10:28,177 Why would people be crying? 276 00:10:28,202 --> 00:10:30,248 Tears of joy. Are you kidding me? 277 00:10:30,273 --> 00:10:33,302 Right. Just don't Tolbeck me on this, okay? 278 00:10:33,922 --> 00:10:35,576 You mean, do Tolbeck you. 279 00:10:35,601 --> 00:10:37,690 No, don't-don't Tolbeck me. 280 00:10:38,075 --> 00:10:39,583 Tolbeck is a good thing, though, right? 281 00:10:39,608 --> 00:10:42,216 No. No. It's not a good thing. 282 00:10:42,241 --> 00:10:43,701 Are you sure? 283 00:10:44,205 --> 00:10:46,958 I've never been more sure of anything in my life. 284 00:10:47,098 --> 00:10:48,583 You know what? 285 00:10:48,643 --> 00:10:51,451 I'm really gonna miss these misunderstandings. 286 00:10:55,356 --> 00:10:56,951 God, come on. 287 00:10:57,495 --> 00:10:59,278 How are your ropes coming? 288 00:11:04,797 --> 00:11:06,169 What's wrong? 289 00:11:06,584 --> 00:11:08,560 What's wrong? I wouldn't be here 290 00:11:08,585 --> 00:11:11,279 - if it weren't for you being such a fucking liar. - Okay. 291 00:11:11,429 --> 00:11:12,826 I'm sorry. 292 00:11:13,108 --> 00:11:15,630 I'm very sorry. I lied to you. 293 00:11:15,655 --> 00:11:19,185 I deceived you so that I could do my job. 294 00:11:19,786 --> 00:11:20,965 Okay? 295 00:11:20,998 --> 00:11:23,310 But that doesn't mean that I'm not in love with you. 296 00:11:23,389 --> 00:11:25,607 That doesn't mean that all the other stuff wasn't true. 297 00:11:25,632 --> 00:11:27,583 How am I supposed to trust a fucking word you say? 298 00:11:27,608 --> 00:11:29,068 - Okay, okay, okay. - I just found out 299 00:11:29,093 --> 00:11:31,060 your name is Dustin, for Christ's sakes. 300 00:11:31,085 --> 00:11:31,857 Listen, 301 00:11:31,882 --> 00:11:34,998 from this point forward, absolute transparency. 302 00:11:35,023 --> 00:11:37,693 You can ask me anything you want and I'll tell you the truth. 303 00:11:38,084 --> 00:11:40,701 Okay. Are you really in the FBI? 304 00:11:40,726 --> 00:11:42,208 - Yes. - Fuck. 305 00:11:42,972 --> 00:11:44,193 Were you lying just now? 306 00:11:44,218 --> 00:11:45,677 - No. - Fuck. 307 00:11:47,154 --> 00:11:48,279 Where'd you get Nathan from? 308 00:11:48,304 --> 00:11:49,974 - Was he an FBI bird? - No, no. 309 00:11:49,999 --> 00:11:52,099 He came from the zoo. I-I was being truthful... 310 00:11:52,124 --> 00:11:54,716 Well, the FBI did commandeer him 311 00:11:54,741 --> 00:11:56,656 from the zoo. So, 312 00:11:56,681 --> 00:11:59,162 I guess kind of both are true, 313 00:11:59,187 --> 00:12:00,958 for absolute transparency's sake. 314 00:12:01,187 --> 00:12:02,404 Okay. 315 00:12:02,758 --> 00:12:04,833 So he'd really never been in a cockfight before? 316 00:12:04,858 --> 00:12:06,250 No, not at all. 317 00:12:06,275 --> 00:12:08,904 I think-I think kids used to feed him, honestly. 318 00:12:09,832 --> 00:12:11,747 The only reason he won that fight 319 00:12:12,338 --> 00:12:14,208 was 'cause of us. 320 00:12:14,240 --> 00:12:17,075 - 'Cause we trained him to be a killer. - Yeah. 321 00:12:17,100 --> 00:12:19,521 That bird was a docile bird 322 00:12:19,546 --> 00:12:21,748 bringing joy to children. 323 00:12:21,773 --> 00:12:25,037 We turned him into a cold-blooded murderer 324 00:12:25,070 --> 00:12:27,802 - and cannibal. - That's true, we did. 325 00:12:27,827 --> 00:12:28,818 That was us. 326 00:12:28,843 --> 00:12:30,715 Yeah, you're damn fucking right it was us. 327 00:12:32,464 --> 00:12:33,508 Do you love me? 328 00:12:33,871 --> 00:12:34,801 I do. 329 00:12:35,174 --> 00:12:36,833 You want to know when I knew I loved you? 330 00:12:36,858 --> 00:12:37,943 Yeah. 331 00:12:38,534 --> 00:12:41,215 It was that time when we jerked off Nathan together 332 00:12:41,240 --> 00:12:42,255 before the fight. 333 00:12:43,591 --> 00:12:44,801 I don't know, 334 00:12:44,826 --> 00:12:47,896 from that moment on, I knew you were the girl for me. 335 00:12:49,231 --> 00:12:51,294 And you're the girl for Daddy. 336 00:12:55,216 --> 00:12:57,615 Yes, dispatching a unit immediately. 337 00:12:57,640 --> 00:12:59,966 Copy that. Stand by. Out. 338 00:13:00,832 --> 00:13:03,858 Okay, so we have to dispatch another unit, Janice. 339 00:13:05,396 --> 00:13:08,730 Janice. Janice. Janice. Janice, are you meditating? 340 00:13:08,755 --> 00:13:10,357 It helps me feel calm. 341 00:13:10,461 --> 00:13:12,726 Wow, that's great. Things are kind of busy here, you know? 342 00:13:12,773 --> 00:13:17,465 - Yeah, they're busy, but not stressy. - Okay. Yeah. 343 00:13:17,490 --> 00:13:19,613 You don't seem stressed. That's interesting. 344 00:13:19,638 --> 00:13:21,987 The thing is, I'm trying to, coordinate a siege alone. 345 00:13:22,012 --> 00:13:23,974 That's why I'm so stressed. I could really use your help. 346 00:13:23,999 --> 00:13:25,869 Sure, well, I'm sympathetic to your needs, 347 00:13:25,894 --> 00:13:29,193 but I really don't want your problems to become my problems. 348 00:13:30,849 --> 00:13:32,927 You know, I really miss the old Janice. 349 00:13:33,167 --> 00:13:35,444 - I'm so flattered. - Could really use her. 350 00:13:35,469 --> 00:13:38,516 Well, she's not here. 351 00:13:39,708 --> 00:13:41,076 So... 352 00:13:41,412 --> 00:13:42,998 Mason's back on track? 353 00:13:43,544 --> 00:13:47,099 - He is back on track. He is up. - Great. 354 00:13:47,124 --> 00:13:49,110 That's great, so no more blackmailing people, 355 00:13:49,135 --> 00:13:51,012 or, like, hacking into computers, and... 356 00:13:51,037 --> 00:13:52,802 - No. - He's changed. 357 00:13:52,827 --> 00:13:56,403 He's changed. He's a nice boy. He has nice friends. 358 00:13:56,428 --> 00:13:59,474 He's in a nice school. I couldn't say anything nicer. 359 00:14:00,716 --> 00:14:02,357 You want to know what I think? 360 00:14:02,389 --> 00:14:05,130 - Okay. - Well, I think, 361 00:14:05,155 --> 00:14:07,387 in about a year, you'll be talking to Mason 362 00:14:07,412 --> 00:14:10,349 through a one-inch-thick layer of plexiglass. 363 00:14:10,888 --> 00:14:13,824 Yeah, I think he doesn't belong in a nice school. 364 00:14:13,849 --> 00:14:15,676 He belongs in a supermax prison 365 00:14:15,701 --> 00:14:17,630 because he's a sociopath. 366 00:14:17,655 --> 00:14:20,750 I mean, Mason could have a million mentors, really. 367 00:14:20,775 --> 00:14:24,363 Mentors, connections, the president... it doesn't really matter. 368 00:14:24,388 --> 00:14:26,172 You can't hide the fact that... 369 00:14:26,513 --> 00:14:28,566 a turd remains a turd. 370 00:14:29,302 --> 00:14:31,107 What do you think of that, Janice? 371 00:14:32,435 --> 00:14:34,493 I think I never noticed the snow on the mountain 372 00:14:34,518 --> 00:14:35,787 in that poster before. 373 00:14:37,225 --> 00:14:41,216 I think I always thought it was frosting. I don't know. 374 00:14:41,802 --> 00:14:43,621 Just never really thought about it, 375 00:14:43,646 --> 00:14:45,535 and I've been staring at it for a long time 376 00:14:45,560 --> 00:14:47,599 and it changed my life, and I never noticed. 377 00:14:48,794 --> 00:14:50,154 Okay. 378 00:14:50,862 --> 00:14:53,357 Well, I'm gonna get back to the unit. 379 00:15:02,554 --> 00:15:03,943 Is that a diversion? 380 00:15:05,037 --> 00:15:06,974 No, that was a pigeon. 381 00:15:08,134 --> 00:15:09,224 Yeah. 382 00:15:11,164 --> 00:15:12,802 Hey, you know this could be the last time 383 00:15:12,827 --> 00:15:15,351 that I mistake a bird squawk for a diversion. 384 00:15:16,263 --> 00:15:18,599 I remember when you first came to this car. 385 00:15:20,075 --> 00:15:24,138 Boy, you were so young and fresh-faced. 386 00:15:24,163 --> 00:15:25,873 You were a kid. 387 00:15:26,424 --> 00:15:30,167 But look at you now, with your wrinkles and gray hair 388 00:15:30,192 --> 00:15:33,083 and puffiness all around your face and your 389 00:15:33,108 --> 00:15:36,677 bloodshot eyes. Your skin is horrible. 390 00:15:37,284 --> 00:15:40,771 You're like an aging, sun-beaten, lesbian 391 00:15:41,204 --> 00:15:42,606 paddle boarder. 392 00:15:43,419 --> 00:15:44,904 Look at you now. 393 00:15:45,427 --> 00:15:47,340 - You're a mess. - Okay. 394 00:15:47,630 --> 00:15:48,882 Is this your going away speech? 395 00:15:48,907 --> 00:15:50,708 'Cause it-it needs a little work. 396 00:15:51,458 --> 00:15:54,623 And let me just say, what I'm gonna miss about you... 397 00:15:55,865 --> 00:15:56,816 You know those moments 398 00:15:56,841 --> 00:15:59,779 - where you go and get us coffee? - Yes. 399 00:15:59,910 --> 00:16:03,783 And you're gone for, like, three minutes, four minutes? 400 00:16:03,889 --> 00:16:04,810 Yes. 401 00:16:06,716 --> 00:16:09,193 Those are the moments, you know? 402 00:16:09,485 --> 00:16:11,487 The golden moments for me. 403 00:16:11,521 --> 00:16:13,105 Yeah. I get it. 404 00:16:13,148 --> 00:16:14,541 It's the, 405 00:16:14,585 --> 00:16:17,849 moments of anticipation of when I'll be returning. 406 00:16:22,070 --> 00:16:23,594 God. 407 00:16:23,619 --> 00:16:25,115 Yeah. 408 00:16:26,498 --> 00:16:27,573 My God, Larry. 409 00:16:27,598 --> 00:16:29,513 Larry-Larry's okay. 410 00:16:29,556 --> 00:16:31,412 What happened? What the hell is going on? 411 00:16:31,437 --> 00:16:33,047 - Larry, careful, careful. - Yeah. 412 00:16:33,072 --> 00:16:35,599 You, you got shot in the head, buddy. 413 00:16:35,624 --> 00:16:36,880 - No! Excuse me... - What? 414 00:16:36,905 --> 00:16:38,333 No. You got grazed by a bullet. 415 00:16:38,373 --> 00:16:39,927 Yeah, you walked over by the window, 416 00:16:39,952 --> 00:16:41,224 and then a sniper shot you... 417 00:16:41,249 --> 00:16:43,365 - You're gonna spook the baby. - A sniper shot me? 418 00:16:43,390 --> 00:16:45,005 Yeah, but maybe it just grazed you? 419 00:16:45,030 --> 00:16:46,271 Yeah, it just grazed you. 420 00:16:46,296 --> 00:16:47,676 - It's not bad? - It's not bad at all. 421 00:16:47,701 --> 00:16:48,826 - It's fine. - Stop it. 422 00:16:48,851 --> 00:16:50,302 No, you just got nicked by a bullet. It's nothing. 423 00:16:50,327 --> 00:16:52,287 - You could barely see it. - How'd you guys end up on the ground? 424 00:16:52,312 --> 00:16:54,425 - We fell down. - Yeah, we fell down. 425 00:16:54,450 --> 00:16:56,404 You know what? I'm gonna untie you guys. 426 00:16:56,627 --> 00:16:57,802 Thank you, Larry. 427 00:16:57,827 --> 00:16:59,927 That's very neglectful on my part. 428 00:17:00,631 --> 00:17:01,763 Ladies first. 429 00:17:01,788 --> 00:17:04,138 Yes, we're doing everything we can. Stand by. 430 00:17:04,977 --> 00:17:06,481 Janice, where have you been? 431 00:17:06,506 --> 00:17:08,216 The FBI is, like, 15 minutes away 432 00:17:08,241 --> 00:17:10,013 from taking over the entire operation. 433 00:17:10,867 --> 00:17:13,357 I'm sensing a lot of anxiety here. 434 00:17:13,382 --> 00:17:14,601 - You are? - Yeah. 435 00:17:14,626 --> 00:17:16,326 That's so interesting that you're noticing 436 00:17:16,351 --> 00:17:18,199 between all the chamomile tea and the pills 437 00:17:18,224 --> 00:17:19,407 and the meditation. 438 00:17:19,432 --> 00:17:22,123 I'm no longer a slave to stress. 439 00:17:22,716 --> 00:17:24,591 Well, that's fucking great, Janice. 440 00:17:25,367 --> 00:17:27,676 Unit 52, dispatch to Turnbull's house. 441 00:17:27,701 --> 00:17:30,232 - FBI wants to question Larry's wife. - Larry? 442 00:17:31,373 --> 00:17:33,552 Yeah. He has the hostages. 443 00:17:33,863 --> 00:17:36,232 Larry Turnbull is the gunman? 444 00:17:36,288 --> 00:17:37,794 Yeah. You're pretty much caught up. 445 00:17:37,819 --> 00:17:39,871 Also, one of the hostages is FBI. 446 00:17:39,911 --> 00:17:42,029 Holy shit! Fuck! Balls! 447 00:17:42,054 --> 00:17:43,732 My God! 448 00:17:43,757 --> 00:17:46,255 Larry is Mason's mentor! 449 00:17:46,280 --> 00:17:49,410 Larry made it all happen! Are you kidding me? 450 00:17:49,450 --> 00:17:52,778 He made everything happen! The-the-the expulsion, 451 00:17:52,803 --> 00:17:54,172 - the lawyer fees, it all hinged on Larry! - No. Janice. 452 00:17:54,197 --> 00:17:55,435 J-Janice, hold on, hold on. Don't! 453 00:17:55,460 --> 00:17:57,904 Shut up, Fats! They're just placebos. 454 00:17:57,929 --> 00:18:00,966 I can't take medication. I have allergies! 455 00:18:00,991 --> 00:18:04,199 I'm riddled with them. Get on the radio over there 456 00:18:04,224 --> 00:18:07,724 and get in on this siege. Come on, let's go, go, go, go! 457 00:18:09,525 --> 00:18:10,483 Danny. 458 00:18:11,669 --> 00:18:12,685 Danny. 459 00:18:13,809 --> 00:18:15,202 Danny, damn it, you're being ridiculous. 460 00:18:15,227 --> 00:18:16,310 I'm back. 461 00:18:16,335 --> 00:18:18,250 Am I being ridiculous, Alec, am I? 462 00:18:18,491 --> 00:18:19,669 Yes, you are being ridiculous. 463 00:18:19,694 --> 00:18:21,552 In fact, I think someone's having a little tizzy. 464 00:18:21,581 --> 00:18:23,310 You want to see how much of a tizzy I can have? 465 00:18:23,335 --> 00:18:26,068 Alpha Bravo to Dispatch. Fatima, are you there? 466 00:18:26,373 --> 00:18:28,412 - Copy that. - Hey, Fatima, it's me, Danny. 467 00:18:28,444 --> 00:18:30,817 - Can you switch to five? - Switching to five. 468 00:18:30,842 --> 00:18:32,599 Fatima, look, 469 00:18:32,624 --> 00:18:34,800 I'm real sorry about the whole unicorn thing. 470 00:18:34,825 --> 00:18:38,051 Maybe... maybe you and I should just go out, the two of us? 471 00:18:38,076 --> 00:18:39,982 Yeah, I think I'm good. 472 00:18:40,007 --> 00:18:41,669 Come on, you were into it before. 473 00:18:41,694 --> 00:18:43,404 Yeah, that was before your weird mom shit. 474 00:18:43,429 --> 00:18:44,662 Don't worry about the weird mom shit. 475 00:18:44,687 --> 00:18:45,688 Come on, that's over. 476 00:18:45,713 --> 00:18:47,582 Is this the sniper who shot Larry? 477 00:18:47,607 --> 00:18:49,058 My God, this is such bullshit. 478 00:18:49,083 --> 00:18:50,479 Well, who is this? 479 00:18:50,523 --> 00:18:52,279 Who is this? This is the third corner 480 00:18:52,304 --> 00:18:53,927 of the lamest love triangle in history. 481 00:18:53,952 --> 00:18:56,396 Wait, is this a gay sniper threesome? 482 00:18:56,421 --> 00:18:58,793 - Who's this? - I've been in Dispatch long enough 483 00:18:58,818 --> 00:19:01,021 to recognize a sniper threesome. 484 00:19:01,046 --> 00:19:03,990 A couple of big, butch sharks using unsuspecting girls 485 00:19:04,015 --> 00:19:06,293 as chum? Jesus Christ, 486 00:19:06,318 --> 00:19:08,474 you snipers never change, do you? 487 00:19:08,499 --> 00:19:11,138 You dumb frat boys with your blue balls, 488 00:19:11,163 --> 00:19:13,873 gorilla foreheads, sneak in here 489 00:19:13,898 --> 00:19:16,396 to lure Fatima into some pathetic 490 00:19:16,421 --> 00:19:18,013 spit roast, is that it? 491 00:19:18,038 --> 00:19:20,615 You really are a stupid-ass, 492 00:19:20,640 --> 00:19:23,357 - regular son of a bitch! - What? 493 00:19:23,382 --> 00:19:25,669 Never call a gay son of a bitch a gay son of a bitch; 494 00:19:25,694 --> 00:19:27,130 just call him a regular son of a bitch. 495 00:19:27,155 --> 00:19:29,068 Okay, that way you can't be accused of hate speech. 496 00:19:29,093 --> 00:19:30,312 And that one's for free. 497 00:19:30,337 --> 00:19:32,577 And another thing, you regular son of a bitch. 498 00:19:32,602 --> 00:19:34,341 You know, you people make me sick, 499 00:19:34,366 --> 00:19:36,505 and by "people," I don't mean gays, 500 00:19:36,530 --> 00:19:40,998 I mean snipers, so don't go accusing me of homophobia, 501 00:19:41,023 --> 00:19:42,396 you cocksuckers, 502 00:19:42,421 --> 00:19:44,901 because I've marched in more gay pride parades 503 00:19:44,926 --> 00:19:46,826 than you've had hot jizz on your belly. 504 00:19:46,858 --> 00:19:49,044 Okay? So just go screw you 505 00:19:49,069 --> 00:19:52,068 and your motherfucking partner. Is that the right term now? 506 00:19:52,093 --> 00:19:54,716 What happened, a merger? Are you a Time Warner? 507 00:19:54,741 --> 00:19:57,529 Now eat some dicks. And if I find out 508 00:19:57,554 --> 00:20:00,568 that you killed Larry, I'm gonna castrate you sick dogs 509 00:20:00,593 --> 00:20:04,380 - with a cheese grater. Coffee? - Absolutely. 510 00:20:04,405 --> 00:20:05,990 Great. Get me one while you're at it. 511 00:20:06,015 --> 00:20:08,802 This chamomile tastes like placenta. 512 00:20:15,655 --> 00:20:18,615 One, two, one, two. Is this thing on? Hello? 513 00:20:18,640 --> 00:20:19,966 - Wait, is that Greg? - Yeah. 514 00:20:19,991 --> 00:20:21,974 - Larry! One, two. One, two. - So, what, is this the diversion? 515 00:20:21,999 --> 00:20:23,560 Do you hear me? I guess. 516 00:20:23,585 --> 00:20:26,724 Larry, this is your brother, Greg. The police are allowing me 517 00:20:26,749 --> 00:20:29,029 to speak to you on behalf of the fact 518 00:20:29,054 --> 00:20:31,615 that we're related to each other. 519 00:20:31,997 --> 00:20:33,888 'Cause we're brothers. 520 00:20:34,727 --> 00:20:36,388 Looks like your brother's out there. 521 00:20:36,607 --> 00:20:37,942 I don't have a brother. 522 00:20:37,975 --> 00:20:39,396 Okay, this is it. This is the diversion. 523 00:20:39,421 --> 00:20:41,294 - This is the diversion? - Yeah. What's wrong? 524 00:20:41,378 --> 00:20:43,294 It's just a weak diversion. 525 00:20:43,319 --> 00:20:45,638 - Well, what did you want? - I don't know, like, a firecracker 526 00:20:45,663 --> 00:20:47,935 or something exploding, dynamite. 527 00:20:47,968 --> 00:20:49,356 - Tolbeck, Tolbeck... - Marching band. 528 00:20:49,381 --> 00:20:51,818 Tolbeck, Tolbeck, the diversion is for other people, okay? 529 00:20:51,843 --> 00:20:54,753 Not for us. It's a signal for us. It's a diversion for them. Okay? 530 00:20:54,778 --> 00:20:56,779 - Are you ready? We're gonna do this? Okay. - Yeah, yeah, you're right. 531 00:20:56,804 --> 00:20:58,466 - It's hero time. Let's go. Yes, let's do it. - Okay, let's go. 532 00:20:58,491 --> 00:21:00,990 You know, a naked woman, that's a great diversion. 533 00:21:03,216 --> 00:21:05,263 It's called symmetry, pal. 534 00:21:05,880 --> 00:21:09,998 So, what'd you do, pal? They tell me you were corrupt. 535 00:21:10,023 --> 00:21:14,576 "For what profits a man to gain the whole world 536 00:21:14,601 --> 00:21:16,919 if he loses his soul?" 537 00:21:18,220 --> 00:21:20,443 Well, he-he gains the whole world. 538 00:21:20,468 --> 00:21:23,529 That's... actually in the quote. 539 00:21:23,554 --> 00:21:25,880 Forget I said that. 540 00:21:26,250 --> 00:21:30,560 Sometimes you just hate the whole great American love story. 541 00:21:30,585 --> 00:21:33,052 Boy meets dollar, 542 00:21:33,077 --> 00:21:36,771 boy loses dollar, boy finds dollar. 543 00:21:36,796 --> 00:21:39,930 Are you corrupt? Fuck yeah! 544 00:21:39,955 --> 00:21:42,005 All money is dirty. 545 00:21:42,030 --> 00:21:46,474 All motives are dirty, and all thoughts are filthy. 546 00:21:46,900 --> 00:21:50,091 You know what else is filthy? The water! 547 00:21:50,831 --> 00:21:52,873 There's lead in the water. 548 00:21:53,064 --> 00:21:55,880 There's antidepressants in the ocean. 549 00:21:55,905 --> 00:21:58,349 There's plastic in the fish. 550 00:21:58,374 --> 00:22:00,240 - Okay. It says to go to the left. - Okay. Okay. 551 00:22:00,265 --> 00:22:01,623 - Yeah, yeah. - That one. To the left. 552 00:22:01,648 --> 00:22:04,193 - No, no, no. No, no, no. Where you going? Wait. - No, it says pink, 553 00:22:04,218 --> 00:22:05,912 - make a left. - Yeah, no, this is orange. 554 00:22:05,937 --> 00:22:07,171 - That's orange? - I think. 555 00:22:07,196 --> 00:22:09,357 - This highlighter. - I can't fucking read. I think that's it. Come on. 556 00:22:09,382 --> 00:22:11,935 - Hey, did you know nothing rhymes with "orange"? - Shush. 557 00:22:11,960 --> 00:22:13,744 You think society's divided? 558 00:22:13,769 --> 00:22:17,029 Take a look at your own mind, man! 559 00:22:17,302 --> 00:22:21,599 Your brain is a computer running an unhappiness program. 560 00:22:23,998 --> 00:22:25,567 Keep going, keep going. 561 00:22:25,756 --> 00:22:27,357 Wait, no, no, that, that, that. 562 00:22:27,498 --> 00:22:30,037 "Dolphin... dolphin smoking a cigar." 563 00:22:30,062 --> 00:22:32,091 Use the lad-dar." 564 00:22:32,116 --> 00:22:34,490 - Lad-dar, lad... - The ladder. Ladder! 565 00:22:34,515 --> 00:22:37,021 - Great, great. - Hey, this is fun. 566 00:22:37,046 --> 00:22:38,223 Shut up. 567 00:22:38,248 --> 00:22:40,206 You're not alone, Lar. 568 00:22:41,318 --> 00:22:43,138 You're not alone. 569 00:22:43,356 --> 00:22:47,208 Every minute of every day, people are having babies, 570 00:22:47,438 --> 00:22:50,919 and every one of them's a littlemore cockeyed. 571 00:22:51,503 --> 00:22:53,271 - Come on. You okay? Come on, quick, quick. - Yeah, yeah. 572 00:22:53,296 --> 00:22:55,124 - We're on the roof. - I know. Come on. 573 00:22:55,478 --> 00:22:57,279 We said this... we said this before. Roof. 574 00:22:58,152 --> 00:22:59,607 Okay. Okay 575 00:22:59,649 --> 00:23:01,098 This way. 576 00:23:01,123 --> 00:23:03,412 I think this way. All right, let's do it. 577 00:23:03,512 --> 00:23:06,211 Larry, I got news for you. 578 00:23:06,301 --> 00:23:09,146 You are an outlaw in a society 579 00:23:09,171 --> 00:23:11,888 that has outlawed outlaws. 580 00:23:11,913 --> 00:23:13,001 Here we go. You good? 581 00:23:13,026 --> 00:23:14,614 - Yeah. - You good? Stay with me. 582 00:23:14,639 --> 00:23:16,293 Stay with me. 583 00:23:16,349 --> 00:23:17,622 - I can't do it. - You can. 584 00:23:17,647 --> 00:23:18,927 - Just hop across. - Okay. 585 00:23:19,185 --> 00:23:21,193 - Come on. - Okay. Cool, cool, cool, cool. 586 00:23:21,218 --> 00:23:22,928 - Quickly. - Okay, you know what? I'm heavy. 587 00:23:22,953 --> 00:23:24,539 - I'm weighed down. - No, no. No, no, you're fine. 588 00:23:24,564 --> 00:23:26,240 - It's not far. - Here, just take my gun. 589 00:23:26,265 --> 00:23:28,443 - What? No. Hey! - Here, take that. 590 00:23:28,468 --> 00:23:31,186 - Just, you know what? Tolbeck. - Handcuffs. This stuff'll keep me weighted down. 591 00:23:31,211 --> 00:23:33,084 - Phone, wallet. - Shit. Hey. 592 00:23:33,109 --> 00:23:34,371 Okay, here we go, here we go. 593 00:23:34,396 --> 00:23:36,137 - Here we go. - Okay. 594 00:23:36,162 --> 00:23:38,077 A-And three, two, one, go! 595 00:23:40,570 --> 00:23:42,342 - Okay. - You know what? Just wait here. 596 00:23:42,367 --> 00:23:43,459 I'll be... I won't be long, okay? 597 00:23:43,484 --> 00:23:44,920 No, don't leave me up here. 598 00:23:44,945 --> 00:23:46,120 - Just give me a second. - Okay. 599 00:23:46,145 --> 00:23:47,053 All right. Quickly. 600 00:23:47,078 --> 00:23:48,342 Who are we? 601 00:23:48,367 --> 00:23:51,350 We're cannibals with a meat allergy. 602 00:23:51,487 --> 00:23:53,717 It's not "give and take" anymore, Lar. 603 00:23:53,742 --> 00:23:55,857 It's "grab and take." 604 00:23:56,542 --> 00:23:58,717 - Kind of like this guy. - I know, right? 605 00:23:58,741 --> 00:23:59,607 Not bad. 606 00:23:59,632 --> 00:24:01,553 - Tolbeck, you can do this, you can do this. - Here we go. For the money. 607 00:24:01,578 --> 00:24:03,100 Yeah. Ready? One, two, three, go! 608 00:24:03,125 --> 00:24:04,248 - Okay. - Go. 609 00:24:04,684 --> 00:24:06,022 No. See, you're looking at me. 610 00:24:06,047 --> 00:24:07,732 Don't look at me, man. I don't like that. 611 00:24:07,757 --> 00:24:08,928 - Okay. - Look away. 612 00:24:08,953 --> 00:24:10,053 All right, I'll look away. 613 00:24:10,078 --> 00:24:12,747 We're living in a postapocalyptic 614 00:24:12,772 --> 00:24:14,842 wasteland, and we didn't even get 615 00:24:14,867 --> 00:24:16,943 the goddamn apocalypse! 616 00:24:17,016 --> 00:24:19,454 Unless, it happened one night 617 00:24:19,479 --> 00:24:21,982 when we were all hunched over our screens. 618 00:24:22,246 --> 00:24:25,154 Anybody see a bright flash one night? 619 00:24:25,179 --> 00:24:27,326 All right, I'm-I'm gonna get back on track. 620 00:24:27,792 --> 00:24:30,014 - Okay, here we go. - Fuck, Tolbeck! 621 00:24:30,139 --> 00:24:31,600 Would you stop yelling at me? 622 00:24:31,625 --> 00:24:32,959 Your yelling is not helping. 623 00:24:32,984 --> 00:24:35,247 - Say something positive, okay? - Okay. 624 00:24:35,272 --> 00:24:37,037 You-you can do this. You can do this. 625 00:24:37,062 --> 00:24:38,373 - You're great at jumping. - Okay. 626 00:24:38,398 --> 00:24:39,428 Okay? 627 00:24:39,453 --> 00:24:41,421 We have spent a century 628 00:24:41,446 --> 00:24:43,522 sitting behind desks. 629 00:24:43,547 --> 00:24:46,147 We're like the goddamn people of Pompeii, 630 00:24:46,172 --> 00:24:48,623 and if they excavate us in a hundred years, 631 00:24:48,648 --> 00:24:51,999 all they're gonna find is a bunch of sad, 632 00:24:52,024 --> 00:24:54,248 chair-shaped creatures. 633 00:24:54,371 --> 00:24:56,053 Okay, here we go. Here we go. 634 00:24:56,078 --> 00:24:57,592 - Here we go. Here we go. - Here we go. 635 00:24:57,617 --> 00:24:59,358 - Here we go. - Go. 636 00:24:59,525 --> 00:25:00,670 Go! 637 00:25:00,695 --> 00:25:02,061 Okay, I need a running start. 638 00:25:02,086 --> 00:25:05,217 All we want is a friend, all we want is a partner, 639 00:25:05,242 --> 00:25:10,209 all we want is a coconspirator to listen to us. 640 00:25:10,311 --> 00:25:12,618 Danny, I need to tell you something. 641 00:25:13,373 --> 00:25:14,615 I'm not a platinum gay. 642 00:25:14,640 --> 00:25:16,803 We are lonely. 643 00:25:16,938 --> 00:25:20,115 We are isolated and alienated. 644 00:25:20,140 --> 00:25:21,837 I was 11 years old. 645 00:25:22,438 --> 00:25:25,049 I was helping a friend's sister onto a zip line, and... 646 00:25:26,576 --> 00:25:28,373 well, my hand... 647 00:25:29,161 --> 00:25:31,013 lightly brushed against her vagina. 648 00:25:32,125 --> 00:25:33,342 What? 649 00:25:34,071 --> 00:25:35,967 She wasn't wearing any underpants? 650 00:25:36,259 --> 00:25:37,959 On a zip line? 651 00:25:38,848 --> 00:25:40,482 She was a weird kid. 652 00:25:40,507 --> 00:25:42,378 Okay, Tolbeck, you can do this. 653 00:25:42,403 --> 00:25:44,490 We're gonna save the day, okay? We're gonna be heroes. 654 00:25:44,515 --> 00:25:45,733 We're gonna get medals. 655 00:25:45,758 --> 00:25:47,615 I'm gonna get in the FBI, okay? 656 00:25:47,640 --> 00:25:49,598 All because of you and this jump 657 00:25:49,623 --> 00:25:51,529 that you can do now! 658 00:25:51,554 --> 00:25:54,537 All we want is someone to love us 659 00:25:54,562 --> 00:25:58,170 and not give us a one-star Yelp review. 660 00:25:58,593 --> 00:26:00,779 Hey, look, Alec, you know... 661 00:26:02,002 --> 00:26:03,959 I don't give a fuck what you are. 662 00:26:05,015 --> 00:26:06,779 I fuckin' love you. 663 00:26:07,571 --> 00:26:09,513 I fuckin' love you, too. 664 00:26:11,856 --> 00:26:13,118 - Let's do this. - Let's do it. 665 00:26:13,143 --> 00:26:15,451 - Let's do this. - Here we go. And... 666 00:26:15,540 --> 00:26:17,295 three, two, one, go. 667 00:26:17,320 --> 00:26:18,607 Okay, okay, okay. Go! 668 00:26:18,632 --> 00:26:20,561 Tolbeck...!! 669 00:26:20,967 --> 00:26:22,142 Shit! 670 00:26:22,803 --> 00:26:24,186 Tolbeck!! 671 00:26:24,564 --> 00:26:27,662 - Are you okay? - Officer down. Officer down. 672 00:26:27,687 --> 00:26:30,037 Okay, you look okay. I'm gonna keep going, all right? 673 00:26:30,062 --> 00:26:31,889 No, wait, don't go! 674 00:26:31,914 --> 00:26:34,177 I think I've done something to my ankle. 675 00:26:34,532 --> 00:26:36,264 Can you move, buddy? 676 00:26:36,289 --> 00:26:38,154 I'm trying. Aah! 677 00:26:38,463 --> 00:26:40,490 I'm... Okay, I'm stay... I-I won't go. 678 00:26:40,515 --> 00:26:42,748 I won't go. I'll stay here. 679 00:26:43,283 --> 00:26:45,303 Fuckin' Tolbeck'd me on this. 680 00:26:45,328 --> 00:26:47,591 - What? - Nothing. Nothing. 681 00:26:48,583 --> 00:26:50,483 Let's face it, Larry. 682 00:26:51,282 --> 00:26:52,873 Let's be honest. 683 00:26:53,876 --> 00:26:55,561 You and me... 684 00:26:56,433 --> 00:26:58,053 we're not brothers. 685 00:26:58,775 --> 00:27:00,342 I don't even know you. 686 00:27:00,503 --> 00:27:01,607 These g... 687 00:27:01,926 --> 00:27:03,886 I'm-I'm, like, halfway done. 688 00:27:05,902 --> 00:27:07,396 I'm halfway. 689 00:27:07,660 --> 00:27:09,009 He's right. 690 00:27:09,405 --> 00:27:10,857 What's the point? 691 00:27:11,625 --> 00:27:13,545 I want to give myself up. That's it. 692 00:27:13,570 --> 00:27:15,014 Okay, hang on. Listen, 693 00:27:15,039 --> 00:27:16,519 this is what we're gonna do. 694 00:27:16,903 --> 00:27:19,029 I can walk him out, safely. 695 00:27:19,192 --> 00:27:21,192 Okay? You're gonna turn yourself in, but I'll make sure 696 00:27:21,217 --> 00:27:22,959 you're treated fair, okay? 697 00:27:22,984 --> 00:27:24,428 I'm FBI. Give me your gun. 698 00:27:27,391 --> 00:27:28,957 And you... 699 00:27:29,212 --> 00:27:31,154 you're gonna get the fuck out of here. 700 00:27:31,358 --> 00:27:32,748 - All right. - Okay? 701 00:27:33,353 --> 00:27:34,833 I'll find you. 702 00:27:35,266 --> 00:27:36,787 You better, Daddy. 703 00:27:38,035 --> 00:27:40,045 Now, shut up and kiss your daddy. 704 00:27:40,843 --> 00:27:42,459 - Beautiful... - "Daddy"? 705 00:27:52,010 --> 00:27:53,935 Are you Daddy or is she Daddy? 706 00:27:53,960 --> 00:27:55,439 She's Daddy. 707 00:27:55,561 --> 00:27:57,576 Now, let's get the fuck out of here. 708 00:27:58,387 --> 00:27:59,732 Cullen. 709 00:28:00,224 --> 00:28:02,662 - I was close, wasn't I? - Yeah, you were close. 710 00:28:02,687 --> 00:28:04,578 You know, with another try, I think you could make it. 711 00:28:04,603 --> 00:28:05,850 - For sure. - Cullen, 712 00:28:05,875 --> 00:28:06,963 I'm sorry. 713 00:28:06,988 --> 00:28:08,554 - I ruined everything. - No. 714 00:28:08,579 --> 00:28:10,389 You're not gonna get in the FBI now. 715 00:28:10,414 --> 00:28:12,498 No, hey, don't be sorry. You know, 716 00:28:12,642 --> 00:28:14,326 this isn't the end. 717 00:28:15,539 --> 00:28:17,967 Stop! Freeze! Don't move! Don't move. 718 00:28:17,992 --> 00:28:21,076 Cullen! Don't go! Don't leave me! 719 00:28:22,498 --> 00:28:23,756 It's over, guys. 720 00:28:23,781 --> 00:28:25,881 The siege is over. They're coming out. 721 00:28:26,230 --> 00:28:28,493 I'm an FBI special agent! 722 00:28:28,518 --> 00:28:30,490 I've got Detective Turnbull, 723 00:28:30,515 --> 00:28:31,936 and I'm bringing him out. 724 00:28:31,961 --> 00:28:35,779 He is unarmed. I have his firearm in my left hand. 725 00:28:35,804 --> 00:28:37,998 Please put your weapons down. 726 00:28:39,483 --> 00:28:41,100 Guys? Come on. 727 00:28:41,125 --> 00:28:44,154 Here you go. Thank you. Thank you. 728 00:28:45,508 --> 00:28:46,850 I got one. 729 00:28:47,627 --> 00:28:49,747 I got her... I got her out of the back. 730 00:28:50,177 --> 00:28:51,654 I arrested her. 731 00:28:52,415 --> 00:28:53,419 You FBI? 732 00:28:53,960 --> 00:28:55,857 Great. Thank you. 733 00:28:57,265 --> 00:29:00,100 Hey, how you guys going? You FBI? FBI? 734 00:29:00,830 --> 00:29:02,514 Yeah. You took down Larry? 735 00:29:02,539 --> 00:29:04,671 Much respect. Much respect. 736 00:29:04,696 --> 00:29:07,467 I kind of put him up there, so I guess, I set him up, 737 00:29:07,492 --> 00:29:09,467 you guys knock him down. That's a good team. 738 00:29:09,671 --> 00:29:11,818 Hey, this is weird, 739 00:29:11,843 --> 00:29:13,662 but I got an application in with you guys. 740 00:29:13,687 --> 00:29:15,514 Just wondering if you could put in a good word for me. 741 00:29:15,539 --> 00:29:18,045 You know, I'm the guy who took down Larry's accomplice. 742 00:29:18,070 --> 00:29:21,037 - Anything you could do would be great. - Yeah. Hell yeah. 743 00:29:21,062 --> 00:29:22,404 We'd love to help. What's your name? 744 00:29:22,429 --> 00:29:24,272 - Detective Cullen. - Great. 745 00:29:24,453 --> 00:29:26,334 - You know what, Detective Cullen? - Yeah? 746 00:29:26,503 --> 00:29:28,022 Buddy, tonight's your night. 747 00:29:28,047 --> 00:29:29,092 - Great. - Right? 748 00:29:29,117 --> 00:29:32,022 I am personally gonna go back to the Bureau, 749 00:29:32,047 --> 00:29:34,100 I'm gonna find your application, 750 00:29:34,125 --> 00:29:38,467 and I'm gonna tear it up into tiny little pieces, 751 00:29:38,492 --> 00:29:42,162 and then I'm gonna eat all of the pieces of your application, 752 00:29:42,401 --> 00:29:44,803 so that I can shit it out later. 753 00:29:45,162 --> 00:29:47,404 And then I'm gonna go and I'm gonna find the people 754 00:29:47,429 --> 00:29:49,975 in the recruitment office, and I'm gonna tell them your name, 755 00:29:50,000 --> 00:29:51,828 and if you reapply, 756 00:29:51,853 --> 00:29:53,943 they're gonna send that application to me. 757 00:29:53,968 --> 00:29:55,740 I'm gonna eat that application, 758 00:29:55,765 --> 00:29:57,522 and I'm gonna shit that out. 759 00:29:57,547 --> 00:30:00,678 And every time I shit your application out, 760 00:30:00,703 --> 00:30:04,498 I'm gonna box it up and I'm gonna send it to your house. 761 00:30:04,523 --> 00:30:07,514 Okay? That's what I'm gonna do to your application, 762 00:30:07,539 --> 00:30:10,756 'cause you will never, ever... 763 00:30:10,781 --> 00:30:13,217 get into the FBI as long as I'm in this Bureau. 764 00:30:13,242 --> 00:30:14,461 You got that, pal? 765 00:30:15,889 --> 00:30:17,139 Wipe that smile off your face. 766 00:30:17,172 --> 00:30:18,490 Hey, hey, hey! You son of a bitch! 767 00:30:18,515 --> 00:30:21,131 - Hey! You laugh at me? I will destroy you! - Okay? 768 00:30:21,156 --> 00:30:22,881 - Okay. - Okay. I will end you, 769 00:30:22,906 --> 00:30:24,506 - Detective Cullen! - Okay. 770 00:30:24,531 --> 00:30:27,459 I would love... I would loveto destroy you. 771 00:30:27,484 --> 00:30:29,154 Okay, let me go, let me go, let me go. 772 00:30:29,179 --> 00:30:31,779 - I'm fine. - I got to go. My-my partner's pretty sick anyway. 773 00:30:31,811 --> 00:30:33,857 - Kind of got banged up, so... - No! 774 00:30:34,365 --> 00:30:37,201 Everybody, hold everything! 775 00:30:37,226 --> 00:30:40,131 - Good job. - Detective Cullen's partner is sick! 776 00:30:40,802 --> 00:30:42,281 No! 777 00:30:42,306 --> 00:30:43,631 What's gonna happen? 778 00:30:43,656 --> 00:30:45,178 Where you going? 779 00:30:45,203 --> 00:30:47,287 Where you going, you're just gonna kind of wander away? 780 00:30:47,312 --> 00:30:48,912 Look around? 781 00:30:48,937 --> 00:30:51,498 What a fuckin' piece of garbage. 782 00:30:53,637 --> 00:30:55,881 - Disgraced police officer Larry Turnbull - _ 783 00:30:55,906 --> 00:30:59,264 was dismissed today from the San Diego Police Department. 784 00:30:59,289 --> 00:31:02,006 Turnbull was beloved by his fellow officers, 785 00:31:02,031 --> 00:31:05,014 known as the "Patron Saint of Police." 786 00:31:05,039 --> 00:31:06,178 We did it, buddy. 787 00:31:06,203 --> 00:31:07,584 We sure did. 788 00:31:09,795 --> 00:31:11,449 - Thank you. - Thank you. 789 00:31:12,464 --> 00:31:13,912 Are you pinning this on, or...? 790 00:31:15,186 --> 00:31:17,295 - This is nice. - Yeah. 791 00:31:17,452 --> 00:31:19,389 - Hey. - Can we... can we get another, please? 792 00:31:24,713 --> 00:31:27,123 Okay. Here we go. 793 00:31:27,238 --> 00:31:28,600 All right. 794 00:31:28,958 --> 00:31:30,220 Hey, Pete. 795 00:31:30,382 --> 00:31:31,920 Hey, Pete. 796 00:31:34,065 --> 00:31:36,067 - You okay? - Thank you, buddy. 797 00:31:36,376 --> 00:31:38,170 Hey, thanks for coming out, man. 798 00:31:42,869 --> 00:31:45,772 - So, what'd you think? - Yeah, it was good, right? 799 00:31:45,797 --> 00:31:48,389 Yeah. It could have been better produced, but... 800 00:31:48,414 --> 00:31:49,389 Well, you know... 801 00:31:49,414 --> 00:31:50,584 Hey. 802 00:31:50,609 --> 00:31:51,990 - You okay? - Yeah, I'm fine. 803 00:31:52,604 --> 00:31:53,764 Wow. Okay. 804 00:31:53,789 --> 00:31:55,272 Lot of clumsy cops today. 805 00:31:55,297 --> 00:31:57,529 Yeah, I don't think those were accidents. 806 00:31:58,397 --> 00:32:00,357 - Thank you. Good day. - Okay. 807 00:32:04,013 --> 00:32:05,168 Dickless rats. 808 00:32:05,418 --> 00:32:08,264 - Dickless rats? Us? No. - Just keep walking. Keep walking. 809 00:32:10,696 --> 00:32:11,678 Hello. 810 00:32:12,548 --> 00:32:13,623 Hi. 811 00:32:14,749 --> 00:32:15,787 Woopsy. 812 00:32:16,038 --> 00:32:18,076 Looks like I fucked up there. 813 00:32:18,101 --> 00:32:19,538 You know what that's like. 814 00:32:22,240 --> 00:32:23,060 Turd-hole. 815 00:32:23,085 --> 00:32:24,255 - You okay? - Yeah. 816 00:32:24,280 --> 00:32:25,934 That's for Larry, you motherfuckers. 817 00:32:26,188 --> 00:32:28,536 Larry was the heart and soul of this department, 818 00:32:28,561 --> 00:32:30,208 you rat fucks! 819 00:32:30,233 --> 00:32:31,756 Okay. Okay. 820 00:32:31,780 --> 00:32:39,780 www.subtitulamos.tv