1 00:00:07,268 --> 00:00:09,357 Previously, on No Activity... 2 00:00:10,414 --> 00:00:12,273 - Daddy likes that. - Yeah, Daddy does. 3 00:00:12,316 --> 00:00:14,014 No. I'm Daddy. 4 00:00:18,148 --> 00:00:20,221 Hey, you think Daddy should get a little undressed. 5 00:00:21,543 --> 00:00:23,503 Sorry. I didn't think it was gonna get this dirty. 6 00:00:24,658 --> 00:00:25,895 - What? - I will. I'll do it. 7 00:00:25,920 --> 00:00:27,924 Get off me. Get off me. 8 00:00:28,673 --> 00:00:29,766 Get off! 9 00:00:29,791 --> 00:00:31,978 I'm the new guy. The new bloke, if you're British. 10 00:00:32,003 --> 00:00:33,546 In the short time that we've known each other, 11 00:00:33,571 --> 00:00:35,110 I've gotten a sense of your morals and values, 12 00:00:35,135 --> 00:00:36,908 and I believe that they're really on point, 13 00:00:36,933 --> 00:00:38,823 and I want to support them, and I want to support you. 14 00:00:40,245 --> 00:00:42,016 You really would do anything for me? 15 00:00:42,041 --> 00:00:44,087 Detective, we know your partner is dirty, 16 00:00:44,131 --> 00:00:46,916 and we need you to find out who the leader is. 17 00:00:46,959 --> 00:00:49,994 Leon told me everything. I know the softball team is dirty. 18 00:00:50,019 --> 00:00:52,289 - The team is dirty? - Don't play dumb, Tolbeck. 19 00:00:52,314 --> 00:00:54,575 - Dirty money in a laundry bag. - I know. I... Shoot. 20 00:00:54,600 --> 00:00:56,646 I never even looked in that bag. 21 00:00:58,541 --> 00:00:59,760 Okay, I'm gonna open the bag. 22 00:00:59,785 --> 00:01:00,654 - Are you ready? - Okay, yeah. 23 00:01:00,679 --> 00:01:01,637 On the count of three. 24 00:01:01,662 --> 00:01:03,457 - One... - Two... 25 00:01:03,482 --> 00:01:04,762 - Three. - Wait. 26 00:01:07,179 --> 00:01:08,521 I can't believe this. 27 00:01:08,546 --> 00:01:09,852 I'm the dirty cop. 28 00:01:09,895 --> 00:01:11,636 I've been dirty all this time. 29 00:01:11,661 --> 00:01:15,920 Are you telling me that you had no idea about this? 30 00:01:15,945 --> 00:01:17,903 I swear on my life. 31 00:01:17,928 --> 00:01:19,838 - Cullen, are you mad? Don't be mad. - I'm not mad. 32 00:01:19,862 --> 00:01:21,231 I'm not mad. I'm not mad. 33 00:01:21,896 --> 00:01:23,365 Okay, you know what? 34 00:01:23,390 --> 00:01:25,403 Let's just go. We can be in Mexico by morning. 35 00:01:25,428 --> 00:01:27,845 We can be in Mexico in 20 minutes. The border's right there. 36 00:01:27,870 --> 00:01:29,911 You're right. I was thinking of the Texas border. 37 00:01:29,936 --> 00:01:31,849 Tolbeck, you're not thinking straight, okay? 38 00:01:31,874 --> 00:01:34,050 Yes, I am. Look. We could do a Shawshank Redemption. 39 00:01:34,094 --> 00:01:36,246 - A what? - It's a movie. I don't know if you've ever seen it. 40 00:01:36,270 --> 00:01:38,248 - I've seen it. I've seen it. - But it's these two murderers, they're... 41 00:01:38,272 --> 00:01:40,076 - They form a heartwarming bond while they're in prison. - Yeah, I've seen it. 42 00:01:40,100 --> 00:01:42,972 - I've seen it. I've seen it. - And then they escape from prison. 43 00:01:42,997 --> 00:01:45,857 - At the end of the movie, they're sanding a boat. - I have seen it. I've seen it. 44 00:01:45,882 --> 00:01:47,597 They're free. That could be us. 45 00:01:47,622 --> 00:01:49,778 Get busy living or get busy sanding. 46 00:01:49,803 --> 00:01:51,651 Shut up about Shawshank Redemption. 47 00:01:51,847 --> 00:01:53,754 I've got a plan. Get in the car. 48 00:01:54,333 --> 00:01:55,421 Bring the money. 49 00:01:57,536 --> 00:01:59,162 You mean the laundry? Yeah. 50 00:01:59,225 --> 00:02:00,791 You're gonna love Shawshank Redemption. 51 00:02:00,816 --> 00:02:02,992 It's something we can watch on the way to Mexico 52 00:02:03,017 --> 00:02:04,323 if we decide to do it. 53 00:02:04,348 --> 00:02:05,914 It's such a great movie. 54 00:02:05,939 --> 00:02:08,950 AFI said it's one of the top hundred movies 55 00:02:08,975 --> 00:02:11,677 - of all time. - I've seen Shawshank Redemption! 56 00:02:35,017 --> 00:02:42,517 www.subtitulamos.tv 57 00:02:50,996 --> 00:02:52,476 You feeling okay? 58 00:02:52,520 --> 00:02:54,435 I think, but my heart is beating like crazy. 59 00:02:54,478 --> 00:02:56,393 - That's okay. - Let me check it again. 60 00:02:56,437 --> 00:02:58,948 Okay, the bug is in the knot, okay? 61 00:02:58,973 --> 00:03:00,565 - It's not too tight? - No, it's great. 62 00:03:00,590 --> 00:03:02,667 - I'm just not used to a half-Windsor. - Okay. 63 00:03:02,692 --> 00:03:04,365 - You sure this looks okay? - Stop asking that. 64 00:03:04,390 --> 00:03:05,725 Are you good with the plan? 65 00:03:05,750 --> 00:03:07,776 - Yeah. We just follow the money. - Right. 66 00:03:07,801 --> 00:03:09,170 I drop off the bag, just like usual. 67 00:03:09,195 --> 00:03:10,643 - Just like always. - Right. 68 00:03:10,668 --> 00:03:12,706 And then I come back here, call the team manager, 69 00:03:12,731 --> 00:03:15,151 let him know that I can't pick up the bag. 70 00:03:15,176 --> 00:03:18,487 We wait. Whoever shows up to pick up the bag, that's our guy. 71 00:03:18,512 --> 00:03:19,739 - Great. Yeah. - We nail him, 72 00:03:19,764 --> 00:03:21,807 - and I clear my name. - Go. 73 00:03:28,616 --> 00:03:29,884 Okay. Here we go. 74 00:03:29,909 --> 00:03:30,997 Okay, I'm walking. 75 00:03:31,276 --> 00:03:33,017 Walking just like normal. 76 00:03:33,042 --> 00:03:34,096 Don't talk to yourself. 77 00:03:34,121 --> 00:03:35,807 - Cullen. Cullen. - It's one way. 78 00:03:35,832 --> 00:03:37,206 Cullen, I can't hear you. 79 00:03:37,608 --> 00:03:38,639 It's one way, Tolbeck. 80 00:03:38,664 --> 00:03:40,397 It's one way, that's right. 81 00:03:40,842 --> 00:03:42,779 I'm going in the door right now. 82 00:03:42,804 --> 00:03:44,506 Stop-stop talking to yourself. 83 00:03:44,702 --> 00:03:46,967 There's a lot of washing machines here. 84 00:03:47,000 --> 00:03:49,982 - I'm walking up the stairs. - Wha... Okay, yeah. 85 00:03:50,007 --> 00:03:51,670 It creaked a little. 86 00:03:52,036 --> 00:03:53,396 Did you know "stairs" is a homonym? 87 00:03:53,421 --> 00:03:54,901 St-Stop talking to yourself. 88 00:03:54,926 --> 00:03:56,450 Okay, I'm going into the room now. 89 00:03:57,240 --> 00:03:59,732 - Stop talking. - Hello there, amiga. Guten Tag. 90 00:04:00,147 --> 00:04:02,607 - Hey. - Yeah, just dropping off the laundry. 91 00:04:02,632 --> 00:04:04,242 Just like always. 92 00:04:04,608 --> 00:04:06,662 Damn. You know, I forgot your name. 93 00:04:06,687 --> 00:04:09,037 What's your full name and your role in this organization? 94 00:04:09,181 --> 00:04:10,767 - Get out of there. Get out of there. - What? 95 00:04:10,792 --> 00:04:12,240 - Get-get out of there. - No, I'm just kidding. 96 00:04:12,265 --> 00:04:13,467 I know you. I just... 97 00:04:13,492 --> 00:04:16,006 - Casual chitchat. - Okay. 98 00:04:16,031 --> 00:04:17,670 And then, you'll text me later 99 00:04:17,695 --> 00:04:19,381 when the clothes are all cleaned up, right? 100 00:04:19,564 --> 00:04:21,958 - Yup. - All right. 101 00:04:21,983 --> 00:04:24,037 Ciao. Hasta la vista, baby. 102 00:04:26,125 --> 00:04:27,555 Stupid idiot. 103 00:04:27,580 --> 00:04:30,297 No wonder Cullen wants to leave you and join the FBI. 104 00:04:30,531 --> 00:04:33,390 I should be in the FBI, fucking Bureau 105 00:04:33,415 --> 00:04:35,500 of Inefficient Assholes. 106 00:04:35,600 --> 00:04:40,555 Stupid Federal Bureau of Investigative Idiots. 107 00:04:40,790 --> 00:04:43,228 Man, I can't even come up with the right anagram 108 00:04:43,253 --> 00:04:44,602 or whatever... What is it? 109 00:04:44,627 --> 00:04:46,716 A fucking Bureau of Inexperienced... 110 00:04:46,741 --> 00:04:48,133 No, that's stupid. 111 00:04:50,712 --> 00:04:52,038 All right. 112 00:04:52,194 --> 00:04:54,250 That went smooth. 113 00:04:54,320 --> 00:04:56,583 I like this spy game. 114 00:04:56,608 --> 00:04:59,555 I think, Fucking Bureau of Idiots 115 00:04:59,580 --> 00:05:01,669 is maybe what you were searching for there. 116 00:05:03,251 --> 00:05:04,731 You heard that. 117 00:05:06,810 --> 00:05:09,248 Hey, come on, it was a good job. 118 00:05:09,439 --> 00:05:10,711 Really? 119 00:05:11,401 --> 00:05:12,468 No. 120 00:05:14,066 --> 00:05:16,247 Agent Kasprowicz. Still no update? 121 00:05:16,272 --> 00:05:17,795 Nope, nothing. 122 00:05:17,839 --> 00:05:19,667 - Fine. - Fine? 123 00:05:19,710 --> 00:05:22,104 You know what, Helen? Drop the attitude, okay? 124 00:05:22,170 --> 00:05:23,601 I'm the one stuck in this can. 125 00:05:23,626 --> 00:05:27,023 When something happens, guess what. I'll let you know. 126 00:05:27,048 --> 00:05:28,310 Okay, go fuck yourself. 127 00:05:28,335 --> 00:05:30,109 How did we get so lucky? 128 00:05:30,373 --> 00:05:33,180 Normally we're looking at all these gross monsters, 129 00:05:33,205 --> 00:05:36,553 but this, this is a goddess we get to look at. 130 00:05:36,578 --> 00:05:39,500 I'm, like, captivated by this woman. 131 00:05:40,183 --> 00:05:41,446 I need to protect her. 132 00:05:42,018 --> 00:05:43,312 That's-that's the mission. 133 00:05:43,337 --> 00:05:46,109 The mission now... protect Frankie. 134 00:05:46,674 --> 00:05:47,887 This is my story, though. 135 00:05:47,912 --> 00:05:51,031 On every job, I fall for someone; can't stop it. 136 00:05:51,056 --> 00:05:54,043 I mean, here's the thing about this job, right, Steve? 137 00:05:54,068 --> 00:05:56,592 It's creating, in my head, 138 00:05:56,617 --> 00:06:01,273 two separate divergent lives, okay? 139 00:06:01,298 --> 00:06:03,474 Dustin, the man that I am, 140 00:06:03,499 --> 00:06:05,789 the man that my family raised, 141 00:06:05,814 --> 00:06:08,758 Dustin, the last time I had sex, honest to God, 142 00:06:09,168 --> 00:06:10,437 was my ex-wife. 143 00:06:12,164 --> 00:06:13,562 After she left, 144 00:06:13,587 --> 00:06:16,133 I-I haven't had a meaningful sexual relationship since then. 145 00:06:16,158 --> 00:06:18,203 And that was ten years ago. 146 00:06:18,228 --> 00:06:20,898 Marco, though, I mean... 147 00:06:20,923 --> 00:06:23,147 Marco's sex life is prolific. 148 00:06:23,191 --> 00:06:24,656 How weird is that? 149 00:06:24,681 --> 00:06:28,206 The most sex that I've ever had is in character. 150 00:06:28,300 --> 00:06:29,737 Now, that's got to be weird. 151 00:06:29,762 --> 00:06:31,479 I should talk to somebody about that, right? 152 00:06:31,521 --> 00:06:35,482 I think Marco might be a love and/or sex addict. 153 00:06:35,525 --> 00:06:38,047 I should probably go to meetings in character. 154 00:06:38,072 --> 00:06:39,335 How weird is that? 155 00:06:39,360 --> 00:06:41,941 I'm gonna have to go to addiction meetings 156 00:06:41,966 --> 00:06:44,109 as my alias. 157 00:06:44,665 --> 00:06:46,362 I mean, that's fucked up. 158 00:06:46,387 --> 00:06:47,937 You know what I did yesterday? 159 00:06:47,962 --> 00:06:51,618 I bought a backpack for school with flowers on it. 160 00:06:51,759 --> 00:06:53,031 Why would I do that? 161 00:06:53,205 --> 00:06:54,815 Unless I'm gonna wear it for her. 162 00:06:54,977 --> 00:06:59,297 To participate in this weird Daddy-little-princess fantasy 163 00:06:59,322 --> 00:07:02,680 that she has established, that I'm gonna be honest, 164 00:07:02,705 --> 00:07:04,851 I am now fully into, Steve. 165 00:07:04,876 --> 00:07:08,010 I am 100% on board 166 00:07:08,035 --> 00:07:10,821 for being this daddy's little princess. 167 00:07:10,846 --> 00:07:13,327 Now, what is that? What is that? 168 00:07:13,352 --> 00:07:15,453 God. Here. I want to ask you a question, 169 00:07:15,478 --> 00:07:17,542 and I want you to give me your honest opinion, okay? 170 00:07:17,567 --> 00:07:19,533 Don't overthink it, though. 171 00:07:19,558 --> 00:07:21,603 Would I look good in this sun dress? 172 00:07:25,062 --> 00:07:26,193 Yeah. 173 00:07:26,402 --> 00:07:27,402 Really? 174 00:07:34,366 --> 00:07:35,859 Yes, I understand 175 00:07:35,884 --> 00:07:37,644 that your neighbor's dog pooping on your lawn 176 00:07:37,669 --> 00:07:40,601 is annoying, but it's not a police emergency. 177 00:07:41,174 --> 00:07:42,741 It's a big dog. 178 00:07:42,766 --> 00:07:44,180 Yeah, it's still not an emergency. 179 00:07:44,205 --> 00:07:45,523 Thank you. Buh-bye. 180 00:07:48,102 --> 00:07:50,898 911 overflow is the worst. 181 00:07:51,851 --> 00:07:54,086 My God. Is this coffee for me? Thank you. 182 00:07:54,111 --> 00:07:55,883 It is. Now, tell me everything. 183 00:07:55,908 --> 00:07:57,258 How did the review go? 184 00:07:57,283 --> 00:07:59,410 So, it went great. 185 00:07:59,435 --> 00:08:01,117 I didn't get it yet. 186 00:08:01,142 --> 00:08:04,584 But there's one day spot open, and, I mean... 187 00:08:04,609 --> 00:08:05,873 They're gonna figure some stuff out, 188 00:08:05,898 --> 00:08:07,875 and they'll let me know by the end of the month. 189 00:08:07,900 --> 00:08:10,421 When my review comes up, I am going to ask... 190 00:08:10,446 --> 00:08:12,914 scratch that... I will demand 191 00:08:12,939 --> 00:08:15,312 that you and I be placed back together. 192 00:08:15,337 --> 00:08:16,859 Yeah. Th-That might be fun, 193 00:08:16,884 --> 00:08:18,781 but I'm probably just gonna get it. 194 00:08:18,806 --> 00:08:20,203 Of course it's gonna go to you. 195 00:08:20,382 --> 00:08:21,508 It should go to you. 196 00:08:21,533 --> 00:08:22,453 Yeah. 197 00:08:22,892 --> 00:08:24,208 Another one coming in. 198 00:08:24,241 --> 00:08:25,233 May I? 199 00:08:25,258 --> 00:08:27,265 Knock yourself out. I'll be right here. 200 00:08:29,172 --> 00:08:30,664 911. What's your emergency? 201 00:08:30,689 --> 00:08:33,357 Hi, yes. I'd like to order two large pizzas 202 00:08:33,382 --> 00:08:34,726 - for delivery, please. - It's a prank call. Just hang up. 203 00:08:34,751 --> 00:08:37,836 Ma'am, this is not a pizza place. It's 911. 204 00:08:37,861 --> 00:08:39,428 Can I get one meat-lovers 205 00:08:39,453 --> 00:08:41,237 and one vegetarian supreme for delivery? 206 00:08:41,262 --> 00:08:43,917 Ma'am, it's a felony to prank-call 911. 207 00:08:43,942 --> 00:08:45,897 Okay. Both family size. Thanks. 208 00:08:45,922 --> 00:08:47,515 She's an idiot. Just hang up. 209 00:08:47,744 --> 00:08:50,742 Ma'am, are you aware that you've called 911? 210 00:08:50,767 --> 00:08:52,687 Yes. Extra cheese on both. 211 00:08:52,712 --> 00:08:55,680 The sense I'm getting is that you know this is 911, 212 00:08:55,705 --> 00:08:58,012 you cannot speak openly, is that correct? 213 00:08:58,095 --> 00:08:59,156 Yes. 214 00:08:59,181 --> 00:09:00,732 Is there someone in the room with you? 215 00:09:00,858 --> 00:09:02,031 Yes. 216 00:09:02,056 --> 00:09:03,633 Hey, it's not a prank. It's not a prank. 217 00:09:03,658 --> 00:09:05,442 We should take this seriously. 218 00:09:06,127 --> 00:09:07,826 Ma'am, what's the address? 219 00:09:07,851 --> 00:09:09,436 347 Gold Coast Drive. 220 00:09:09,461 --> 00:09:10,767 How long will that be? 221 00:09:10,792 --> 00:09:13,142 I've got a unit that can be there... 222 00:09:13,167 --> 00:09:14,336 in about ten minutes. 223 00:09:14,361 --> 00:09:16,232 Ten minutes, yeah. I need to know 224 00:09:16,257 --> 00:09:18,259 if there's any weapons on the premises. 225 00:09:18,361 --> 00:09:20,320 Yes. One side salad. 226 00:09:20,526 --> 00:09:21,554 Okay. 227 00:09:21,579 --> 00:09:23,797 Help is on the way. Is there any chance 228 00:09:23,822 --> 00:09:25,906 you could stay on the line with me right now? 229 00:09:25,931 --> 00:09:28,238 No, thank you. I'll see you soon. 230 00:09:31,172 --> 00:09:32,319 That was amazing. 231 00:09:32,344 --> 00:09:34,520 Wow, that was intense. She was in danger. 232 00:09:34,545 --> 00:09:36,156 - Yeah. - Her life was on the line. 233 00:09:36,181 --> 00:09:37,530 You wanted me to hang up. 234 00:09:37,555 --> 00:09:39,086 You wanted me to hang up. 235 00:09:39,111 --> 00:09:42,261 I mean, it still could be a prank call, actually. 236 00:09:42,286 --> 00:09:45,101 Yeah. Like, they called to order a pizza, like, 237 00:09:45,133 --> 00:09:47,397 pretend to order a pizza, right, and then they make it seem 238 00:09:47,422 --> 00:09:48,771 like they need help... 239 00:09:49,133 --> 00:09:50,874 but it's actually just about the pizza. 240 00:09:51,285 --> 00:09:52,905 - Does that happen? - Yes. 241 00:09:52,930 --> 00:09:55,258 All the time. All the time. 242 00:09:59,180 --> 00:10:00,826 Larry just sent me 243 00:10:00,851 --> 00:10:02,794 a funny New Yorkercartoon. 244 00:10:02,819 --> 00:10:05,515 - It's two elephants trying to get into a bathroom... - Could we just 245 00:10:05,540 --> 00:10:08,281 take a break from your anti-joke fan club and focus up? 246 00:10:08,539 --> 00:10:10,106 - Okay. You're right. - Yeah. 247 00:10:13,951 --> 00:10:14,875 Hey. 248 00:10:15,250 --> 00:10:17,476 The clean clothes are ready to be picked up from the Laundromat. 249 00:10:17,501 --> 00:10:19,289 Okay, clean clothes and dirty money. 250 00:10:19,314 --> 00:10:21,185 All right. So now you call them back 251 00:10:21,210 --> 00:10:23,492 - and let them know I can't come get it, right? - Me? 252 00:10:23,517 --> 00:10:27,125 - Yeah. - No. I-I don't know about any of this. You make the call. 253 00:10:27,150 --> 00:10:28,594 Okay. So what am I sick with? 254 00:10:28,619 --> 00:10:29,881 Doesn't matter. Anything. 255 00:10:30,036 --> 00:10:32,069 - Cancer. - No. That's too big. 256 00:10:32,094 --> 00:10:34,039 Yeah, but with cancer, there's no follow-up questions. 257 00:10:34,064 --> 00:10:35,586 But what kind of cancer is it? 258 00:10:35,611 --> 00:10:37,906 Is it fatal? How long do you have? 259 00:10:37,931 --> 00:10:40,328 - Okay, okay, those are all good follow-up... - Are you doing chemo? 260 00:10:40,353 --> 00:10:42,070 - They're good follow-up questions. - Is it ball cancer 261 00:10:42,102 --> 00:10:43,741 - or ass can... - Okay. I get your point. Okay. 262 00:10:43,774 --> 00:10:45,726 It's just general sickness; you don't know what it is. 263 00:10:45,991 --> 00:10:47,340 Okay. Okay. 264 00:10:52,875 --> 00:10:53,936 Hello. 265 00:10:53,961 --> 00:10:55,528 Hi. Mr. X? 266 00:10:55,612 --> 00:10:57,353 Hello there, Detective Tolbeck. 267 00:10:57,378 --> 00:10:58,554 How are you tonight? 268 00:10:58,579 --> 00:11:00,662 Boy, unfortunately, 269 00:11:00,687 --> 00:11:03,358 I'm calling to tell you that I'm, sick. 270 00:11:03,562 --> 00:11:05,926 Not cancer or anything. 271 00:11:05,969 --> 00:11:08,537 But, unfortunately, I'm not gonna be able 272 00:11:08,562 --> 00:11:12,351 to pick up the team's uniforms for tomorrow's game. 273 00:11:13,226 --> 00:11:16,006 Okay. I'll have to move a few things around, 274 00:11:16,031 --> 00:11:17,506 but I'm sure I can pick them up tonight. 275 00:11:17,531 --> 00:11:18,982 I'm sorry to hear that you're unwell. 276 00:11:19,026 --> 00:11:20,305 Keep up the fluids. 277 00:11:20,330 --> 00:11:21,679 Okay, thank you. 278 00:11:21,948 --> 00:11:23,515 How's the family? 279 00:11:24,539 --> 00:11:26,217 Very well. Spouse is well. 280 00:11:26,242 --> 00:11:28,644 Children are well. Child 1's at camp. 281 00:11:28,669 --> 00:11:30,820 They really do know how to make me laugh, man. 282 00:11:30,845 --> 00:11:32,498 Some of the stuff they say... 283 00:11:32,523 --> 00:11:34,525 Well, I should go. I hope you feel better soon. 284 00:11:34,694 --> 00:11:36,870 Okay. Bye, Mr. X. 285 00:11:37,958 --> 00:11:39,187 Okay. 286 00:11:39,560 --> 00:11:40,797 Mr. X? 287 00:11:41,977 --> 00:11:43,648 - Yeah. - Spouse? 288 00:11:44,660 --> 00:11:46,156 Child 1? 289 00:11:47,428 --> 00:11:50,663 None of those things struck you as mildly suspicious? 290 00:11:50,688 --> 00:11:52,476 There's people with the last name X. 291 00:11:52,508 --> 00:11:55,179 Malcolm X. You know? He could be Muslim. 292 00:11:55,204 --> 00:11:56,461 Did you actually think about this, 293 00:11:56,486 --> 00:11:58,139 or are you just thinking about it now? 294 00:11:58,164 --> 00:12:01,950 Okay. You're right, I'm a stupid, dirty... 295 00:12:02,330 --> 00:12:03,640 dumb-ass cop. 296 00:12:03,665 --> 00:12:07,265 Hey. At least you don't have cancer. 297 00:12:08,573 --> 00:12:09,953 That we know of. 298 00:12:11,489 --> 00:12:12,890 In your brain. 299 00:12:14,632 --> 00:12:16,234 You should get that checked out. 300 00:12:17,649 --> 00:12:19,258 Can you hear me? 301 00:12:25,682 --> 00:12:27,547 I just wanted to say thanks. 302 00:12:27,572 --> 00:12:28,992 For earlier. 303 00:12:29,017 --> 00:12:31,411 Talking me through that stuff, you know? 304 00:12:33,922 --> 00:12:36,187 I know what I got to do... I got to end this. 305 00:12:36,212 --> 00:12:38,578 This has been... stupid. 306 00:12:38,603 --> 00:12:40,469 I've jeopardized the case. I know. 307 00:12:41,129 --> 00:12:42,652 So I'm gonna call her, 308 00:12:43,476 --> 00:12:44,483 I'm gonna break it off. 309 00:12:44,508 --> 00:12:45,890 I'm just gonna do it. 310 00:12:48,258 --> 00:12:49,999 Okay, here we go. 311 00:12:53,947 --> 00:12:55,594 - Hi. - Hey. 312 00:12:55,849 --> 00:12:56,961 How are you? 313 00:12:57,048 --> 00:12:58,840 Fine. How are you? 314 00:12:58,865 --> 00:12:59,898 You know what? 315 00:12:59,923 --> 00:13:01,490 Can I put you on hold one second? 316 00:13:01,515 --> 00:13:03,343 - Yeah. - Okay, great. Thanks. 317 00:13:05,244 --> 00:13:06,898 Fuck. Fuck! 318 00:13:08,947 --> 00:13:11,853 - What? - Steve, I called to break up with a woman, 319 00:13:11,878 --> 00:13:14,242 and a goddamn angel answered the phone! 320 00:13:19,124 --> 00:13:21,907 So funny. Did you know you can get Kevin Federline 321 00:13:21,932 --> 00:13:23,578 to do a shout-out video? 322 00:13:23,846 --> 00:13:25,719 Larry got him to do one for the department... 323 00:13:25,744 --> 00:13:26,898 Could we have one conversation 324 00:13:26,923 --> 00:13:29,555 where you don't mention Larry or Kevin Federline? 325 00:13:29,580 --> 00:13:31,406 - Let's focus up. - Okay. 326 00:13:31,431 --> 00:13:32,954 - Know what I mean? Yeah. - Yeah. Right. 327 00:13:35,605 --> 00:13:38,406 - How long do you think he's gonna take? - No idea. 328 00:13:40,438 --> 00:13:41,889 Whoever it is... 329 00:13:41,914 --> 00:13:43,461 it could be the end of the line for me. 330 00:13:43,486 --> 00:13:44,914 Hey, come on, don't talk like that. 331 00:13:44,939 --> 00:13:46,297 We're gonna clear your name. 332 00:13:47,297 --> 00:13:48,437 I hope you're right. 333 00:13:48,719 --> 00:13:51,109 But if not, at least I know I can handle the joint. 334 00:13:51,416 --> 00:13:52,476 You think so? 335 00:13:52,501 --> 00:13:53,820 Well, I've thought about this a lot. 336 00:13:53,845 --> 00:13:56,406 I figured I'd either be an animal guy... 337 00:13:56,431 --> 00:13:58,607 like, I'd have a pet rat or something... 338 00:13:58,898 --> 00:14:02,523 or I'd be a fixer... you know, like, I'd make pruno. 339 00:14:02,548 --> 00:14:03,592 Pruno? 340 00:14:03,617 --> 00:14:05,532 Yeah, it's like a toilet wine. 341 00:14:07,210 --> 00:14:08,828 Yeah, I guess as a fallback 342 00:14:08,853 --> 00:14:10,594 I could always be the prison bitch. 343 00:14:10,619 --> 00:14:13,273 But, you know... it's not my first choice. 344 00:14:14,897 --> 00:14:17,156 You know the... the bitch gets fucked 345 00:14:17,181 --> 00:14:18,945 by a whole bunch of guys. 346 00:14:19,836 --> 00:14:22,093 Yeah, that's why it's not my first choice. 347 00:14:26,604 --> 00:14:28,476 What's the update on that domestic? 348 00:14:28,519 --> 00:14:31,392 We have the suspect in custody at Gold Coast Drive. 349 00:14:31,427 --> 00:14:33,349 Gave us a fight, but we took him down. 350 00:14:33,374 --> 00:14:35,609 Good work to the new guy in dispatch. 351 00:14:39,644 --> 00:14:41,594 I am so sorry that I'm late. 352 00:14:41,890 --> 00:14:43,490 Everybody's been chewing my ear off 353 00:14:43,515 --> 00:14:45,850 about this pizza call. And get this: 354 00:14:45,875 --> 00:14:47,799 the department wants me to have a strategy meeting 355 00:14:47,843 --> 00:14:49,623 with the PR people. 356 00:14:49,984 --> 00:14:51,850 I'm gonna get me a new outfit. 357 00:14:51,875 --> 00:14:53,078 I got to do all these interviews. 358 00:14:53,103 --> 00:14:55,850 And then this... this is off the chain. 359 00:14:56,109 --> 00:14:59,101 They're giving me a haircut. Like, giving it to me. 360 00:14:59,312 --> 00:15:00,257 And... 361 00:15:00,282 --> 00:15:03,258 I got other news, mind-blowing news. 362 00:15:03,883 --> 00:15:05,039 What? 363 00:15:05,445 --> 00:15:08,445 The spot on the day shift. The one you've been gunning for. 364 00:15:08,500 --> 00:15:09,647 - Do you remember it? - Yeah, yeah, 365 00:15:09,691 --> 00:15:10,997 of course I remember it. 366 00:15:11,040 --> 00:15:12,302 - Yeah. - Did I get it? 367 00:15:12,346 --> 00:15:14,109 You didn't get it. I got it. 368 00:15:14,283 --> 00:15:15,367 They gave it to me. 369 00:15:15,392 --> 00:15:16,928 - Day shift spot. - You didn't apply, though. 370 00:15:16,953 --> 00:15:20,522 No. They just offered it to me, out of the blue. 371 00:15:20,547 --> 00:15:22,084 I didn't even bring it up. 372 00:15:22,109 --> 00:15:23,967 They said, at the end of the day, I mean, 373 00:15:23,992 --> 00:15:25,686 I have a lot of media obligations right now, 374 00:15:25,711 --> 00:15:27,897 so it makes a lot more sense for me to be on the day shift. 375 00:15:27,922 --> 00:15:30,016 I don't know when we're gonna fit in the haircut. 376 00:15:30,258 --> 00:15:32,475 I've been thinking for a long time 377 00:15:32,500 --> 00:15:34,381 about how I'd like to just make a switch, 378 00:15:34,406 --> 00:15:37,037 see how a new style might sort of shake things up for me. 379 00:15:37,062 --> 00:15:39,506 Cool, Zach. That's really cool for you. 380 00:15:39,531 --> 00:15:41,414 It's not really great news for me. 381 00:15:41,502 --> 00:15:42,960 No, it's not. 382 00:15:42,985 --> 00:15:45,287 You knew I wanted that day shift spot. 383 00:15:45,429 --> 00:15:46,410 You betrayed me. 384 00:15:46,711 --> 00:15:48,344 - Did I? - Yes! 385 00:15:48,703 --> 00:15:50,670 That's not really a concept in-in my church. 386 00:15:50,695 --> 00:15:52,242 I always thought betrayal 387 00:15:52,267 --> 00:15:54,662 was that thing where you trip but you almost fall 388 00:15:54,687 --> 00:15:56,520 and then you don't fall, so you just kind of, 389 00:15:56,793 --> 00:15:58,795 like, walk a little faster at an angle. 390 00:15:58,820 --> 00:16:00,936 - What? - That's what I thought that was. 391 00:16:00,961 --> 00:16:04,148 Tip... tipping over is what you thought betrayal was? 392 00:16:04,173 --> 00:16:06,375 Every time I do that, I yell, "Betrayal." 393 00:16:10,519 --> 00:16:11,711 Give me strength. 394 00:16:13,923 --> 00:16:15,185 Okay. 395 00:16:15,893 --> 00:16:17,334 Hey! Sorry about that. 396 00:16:17,359 --> 00:16:19,445 Marco, what the fuck is going on? 397 00:16:19,634 --> 00:16:21,383 Nothing, really. You know. 398 00:16:21,408 --> 00:16:24,858 So much is going on, on a subatomic level, you know. 399 00:16:24,883 --> 00:16:28,204 Particles just smashing into each other all over the place. 400 00:16:28,229 --> 00:16:30,615 But on a microscopic level 401 00:16:30,640 --> 00:16:31,998 that none of us would notice, so... 402 00:16:32,023 --> 00:16:33,775 Well, so much is, in fact, happening, 403 00:16:33,800 --> 00:16:35,772 it would give the appearance that... 404 00:16:35,797 --> 00:16:38,828 - actually nothing is happening. - Right. Okay. 405 00:16:39,351 --> 00:16:42,412 See, now, that, that's-that's a fucking weird-ass answer 406 00:16:42,437 --> 00:16:43,551 to the question, "What's going on?" 407 00:16:43,576 --> 00:16:45,665 Eh, you know what, enough about me. 408 00:16:45,974 --> 00:16:46,867 Okay. 409 00:16:47,230 --> 00:16:48,318 So... 410 00:16:48,937 --> 00:16:50,400 how are we? 411 00:16:50,713 --> 00:16:51,774 How are we? 412 00:16:51,799 --> 00:16:53,465 Yeah. How are we doing? 413 00:16:53,490 --> 00:16:57,569 Like, what's the... what's the temperature of our relationship at this point? 414 00:16:57,594 --> 00:17:00,139 Are-are we running a fever, or are we... 415 00:17:00,164 --> 00:17:03,037 are we running cold, maybe? I-I don't know. 416 00:17:03,062 --> 00:17:04,319 Does our relationship have a fever? 417 00:17:04,344 --> 00:17:05,763 That's what you're asking me right now? 418 00:17:05,807 --> 00:17:07,287 I just want to know whether 419 00:17:07,312 --> 00:17:09,010 to feed us or starve us, you know? 420 00:17:09,071 --> 00:17:11,750 All right. I'm gonna be the one to sack up here, I guess. 421 00:17:12,405 --> 00:17:14,649 Marco, do you not want this? 422 00:17:14,674 --> 00:17:16,066 Don't put it on me. 423 00:17:16,783 --> 00:17:18,055 I'm super into you. 424 00:17:18,080 --> 00:17:21,725 I mean... I'm over here drawing pictures of you, 425 00:17:21,750 --> 00:17:23,825 thinking about getting them tattooed 426 00:17:23,850 --> 00:17:25,461 onto different parts of my body. 427 00:17:25,522 --> 00:17:27,967 So then what the fuck is the problem, then, Marco? 428 00:17:28,011 --> 00:17:29,545 Shit. Are you married? 429 00:17:29,570 --> 00:17:31,746 Mar... No. I mean, I was. 430 00:17:31,819 --> 00:17:33,586 - Are you gay? - What? No. 431 00:17:33,619 --> 00:17:35,099 What are you, a cop? 432 00:17:35,859 --> 00:17:37,046 No. 433 00:17:41,195 --> 00:17:42,322 You're upset. 434 00:17:42,365 --> 00:17:43,945 That is very down-tone. 435 00:17:44,008 --> 00:17:46,685 Let me fix this. Okay? Peace offering. 436 00:17:46,844 --> 00:17:48,433 They got me a fancy new chair. 437 00:17:48,458 --> 00:17:50,045 Orthopedic chair. You have it. 438 00:17:50,070 --> 00:17:52,303 I deserve a bad back. You take the new chair. 439 00:17:52,328 --> 00:17:53,811 - They got you a new chair? - They did. 440 00:17:53,836 --> 00:17:55,445 They got me a new chair. They said I shouldn't 441 00:17:55,470 --> 00:17:57,895 tell you about it, but we don't really 442 00:17:57,920 --> 00:18:01,242 believe in lies in my church, except about the gay stuff. 443 00:18:01,267 --> 00:18:03,069 Shut up. What the fuck? 444 00:18:03,094 --> 00:18:06,069 Okay? Do you know what it's like to sit here 445 00:18:06,094 --> 00:18:08,303 and do the best job, 446 00:18:08,328 --> 00:18:11,674 to be the greatest employee at a job you are better than? 447 00:18:11,699 --> 00:18:15,115 And you just deal with Janice's shit seemingly forever, 448 00:18:15,140 --> 00:18:16,530 and no one even knows your name 449 00:18:16,573 --> 00:18:18,789 until they see you masturbating in their inbox. 450 00:18:18,814 --> 00:18:20,094 What? What was that? 451 00:18:20,281 --> 00:18:22,327 I'm getting a-an emergency. 452 00:18:22,579 --> 00:18:24,625 911. What's your emergency? 453 00:18:26,464 --> 00:18:27,857 Yes. 454 00:18:28,570 --> 00:18:29,789 Fine. 455 00:18:30,711 --> 00:18:32,198 Zach, it's for you. 456 00:18:35,094 --> 00:18:36,332 Zach speaking. 457 00:18:36,547 --> 00:18:37,722 Natalie. 458 00:18:38,062 --> 00:18:39,250 Hey, girl. 459 00:18:39,275 --> 00:18:41,844 - It's Natalie. The pizza call. Remember? -Yeah, yeah. 460 00:18:41,869 --> 00:18:43,412 But it wasn't about pizza. She was in danger, 461 00:18:43,437 --> 00:18:44,632 and I realized it, and now she's safe. 462 00:18:44,657 --> 00:18:46,953 - Yes, I remember. - Natalie, stop right there. 463 00:18:46,978 --> 00:18:50,016 Never apologize. And, hey, I got something out of it, too. 464 00:18:50,430 --> 00:18:53,175 They're giving me a free haircut. 465 00:18:53,200 --> 00:18:54,086 I don't... 466 00:18:54,111 --> 00:18:56,140 Hello? Hello? Hello? 467 00:18:56,788 --> 00:18:58,374 No personal calls at work. 468 00:19:10,905 --> 00:19:12,914 Shit. We got movement. 469 00:19:13,242 --> 00:19:14,809 Fuck, is that Larry? 470 00:19:14,834 --> 00:19:16,756 No, no, no, it can't be Larry. 471 00:19:16,781 --> 00:19:18,397 He's the sweetest guy on the force. 472 00:19:18,422 --> 00:19:19,451 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 473 00:19:19,476 --> 00:19:21,226 He sucks, and I can't wait to arrest him. 474 00:19:21,561 --> 00:19:24,851 Okay, real talk: is this because he wouldn't let you on the team? 475 00:19:24,876 --> 00:19:27,315 Real talk: it's irrelevant, but it is a silver lining. 476 00:19:27,795 --> 00:19:29,491 Am I doing this with you or without you? 477 00:19:29,516 --> 00:19:31,257 You want to be the prison bitch your whole life? 478 00:19:31,282 --> 00:19:34,503 - Want to be the fucking prison bitch, Tolbeck? - Aw, man. 479 00:19:36,269 --> 00:19:38,413 I told you, it's my third choice. 480 00:19:40,499 --> 00:19:42,460 Marco, what the fuck is going on? 481 00:19:42,485 --> 00:19:44,618 I bet you're a cop. Are you a cop? 482 00:19:44,756 --> 00:19:46,357 Marco, you're clearly stalling. 483 00:19:46,398 --> 00:19:48,156 Are you a cop, or are you not a cop? 484 00:19:48,181 --> 00:19:49,946 You have to tell me. That's the law. 485 00:19:49,971 --> 00:19:51,390 What? No. I don't think so. 486 00:19:51,415 --> 00:19:53,611 I think that's something they say in the movies and stuff. 487 00:19:53,636 --> 00:19:55,968 I don't think a cop has to tell anybody anything, actually. 488 00:19:55,993 --> 00:20:00,005 Marco, what the fuck is going on? 489 00:20:00,084 --> 00:20:01,490 You know what, you know what, 490 00:20:01,515 --> 00:20:03,679 you know what, here's what's gonna happen. Here's what's 491 00:20:03,704 --> 00:20:05,508 gonna happen. This... I can explain everything. 492 00:20:05,533 --> 00:20:07,920 - What? What the fuck are you talking about? - Ten seconds! 493 00:20:08,366 --> 00:20:11,732 Okay, I need you to turn everything in here off, 494 00:20:11,775 --> 00:20:13,864 okay, for, like, I don't know, ten minutes. 495 00:20:13,908 --> 00:20:16,476 I need, like, ten minutes of free time with her right now 496 00:20:16,501 --> 00:20:17,930 to just get some stuff straight. 497 00:20:17,978 --> 00:20:20,061 Is that cool with you? Steve? 498 00:20:21,093 --> 00:20:23,526 I'm gonna take that single blink as a yes, okay? 499 00:20:23,570 --> 00:20:25,311 Thank you. Thank you for this. 500 00:20:25,372 --> 00:20:27,060 This means everything to me. 501 00:20:27,085 --> 00:20:29,532 Thank you. Honest to God, honest to God, 502 00:20:29,557 --> 00:20:32,366 I am closer to you than I am to my own father. 503 00:20:42,194 --> 00:20:43,468 Freeze! 504 00:20:43,493 --> 00:20:44,983 Hands where I can see 'em. 505 00:20:45,391 --> 00:20:47,077 Larry Turnbull, you're under arrest. 506 00:20:48,778 --> 00:20:51,737 - How do you know me? - How do I know you? 507 00:20:52,094 --> 00:20:53,952 - Yeah. - Do you not recognize me? 508 00:20:54,209 --> 00:20:55,296 No, I don't. 509 00:20:55,321 --> 00:20:58,093 Are you telling me you don't know who I am? 510 00:20:58,380 --> 00:21:00,551 I just said that. Detective Cullen. 511 00:21:00,892 --> 00:21:01,974 Ring a bell? 512 00:21:02,885 --> 00:21:04,020 Are you a cop? 513 00:21:04,045 --> 00:21:06,115 Am I... Yeah, I think I'm a cop. 514 00:21:06,140 --> 00:21:07,831 - What precinct? - Look! 515 00:21:08,163 --> 00:21:10,858 All right, that's my precinct. I think I would know you. 516 00:21:10,883 --> 00:21:12,189 You do know me! 517 00:21:12,757 --> 00:21:14,092 I'm Detective... 518 00:21:14,117 --> 00:21:16,511 Cullen. Yes, I know your name now. 519 00:21:16,749 --> 00:21:17,765 I've never met you. 520 00:21:17,790 --> 00:21:18,991 I'm a catcher. 521 00:21:19,016 --> 00:21:20,593 You won't let me on your team. 522 00:21:20,618 --> 00:21:22,054 I'm actually a five-tool player. 523 00:21:22,079 --> 00:21:24,040 You don't want to get involved in this. 524 00:21:24,065 --> 00:21:25,093 Do you understand me? 525 00:21:25,118 --> 00:21:26,250 You're in over your head. 526 00:21:26,275 --> 00:21:27,251 Larry. 527 00:21:27,858 --> 00:21:29,005 My God! 528 00:21:29,030 --> 00:21:31,155 You got me, Tolbeck! 529 00:21:31,420 --> 00:21:33,866 It's a bit! 'Cause Tolbeck's here, 530 00:21:33,891 --> 00:21:36,618 and it doesn't make sense for Tolbeck to arrest me. 531 00:21:36,643 --> 00:21:37,460 Why? 532 00:21:37,485 --> 00:21:38,660 He's in on it, too. 533 00:21:39,124 --> 00:21:41,030 - No, no. - No, no. 534 00:21:41,055 --> 00:21:42,577 You set him up. 535 00:21:42,602 --> 00:21:44,186 That's the whole point. That's why we're here. 536 00:21:44,211 --> 00:21:45,499 - What are you t... - This is a sting. 537 00:21:45,524 --> 00:21:48,489 We were just on the phone talking, like, two hours ago. 538 00:21:48,547 --> 00:21:51,608 No, I was talking to Mr. X a couple of hours ago. 539 00:21:51,765 --> 00:21:53,882 Yeah. That's me. 540 00:21:54,376 --> 00:21:55,919 All this time, you've never known? 541 00:21:55,944 --> 00:21:57,316 Are you kidding me? 542 00:21:57,359 --> 00:21:58,819 You really didn't recognize me? 543 00:21:58,844 --> 00:22:00,530 - You're Mr. X? - Yeah! 544 00:22:00,570 --> 00:22:03,201 - I've been using this. - Hello, Tolbeck.Yes. 545 00:22:03,401 --> 00:22:06,397 - Detective Tolbeck. - Yes. That thing is great. 546 00:22:06,422 --> 00:22:08,337 Isn't it amazing? It's a scrambler.Wow. 547 00:22:08,900 --> 00:22:10,565 I'm Detective Tolbeck. 548 00:22:11,132 --> 00:22:12,679 Wow, you're Mr. X. 549 00:22:12,704 --> 00:22:14,654 Yes. I thought I had a new friend, 550 00:22:14,679 --> 00:22:16,030 and it's an old friend. 551 00:22:16,055 --> 00:22:17,155 Best friends. 552 00:22:17,180 --> 00:22:19,046 Mystery solved. Come on, let's get out of here. 553 00:22:19,071 --> 00:22:21,247 - Yeah. - No, no, no. We're not getting out of here. 554 00:22:21,453 --> 00:22:23,311 We're arresting this guy. 555 00:22:23,951 --> 00:22:27,583 My God! Detective Cullen, now I remember you. 556 00:22:27,608 --> 00:22:29,538 Of course I knew you. You're a great guy. 557 00:22:29,563 --> 00:22:32,280 - Yeah? - You... Y-Yeah, we've had... We've-we've talked many times. 558 00:22:32,305 --> 00:22:34,186 - You're a wonderful person. - You remember me now? 559 00:22:34,211 --> 00:22:37,444 - Yes, yes. You're a cop in my precinct. Yes. - Yeah. 560 00:22:37,486 --> 00:22:39,358 How long have I been in the precinct? 561 00:22:39,401 --> 00:22:42,161 How long have you been in my prec... the prec... 562 00:22:42,186 --> 00:22:44,363 Simple question. Two months. 563 00:22:45,015 --> 00:22:46,366 I mean, you... 564 00:22:46,391 --> 00:22:48,101 Short time, but... 565 00:22:49,601 --> 00:22:50,591 a real impact. 566 00:22:50,616 --> 00:22:52,671 I'm seeing this entire thing. 567 00:22:52,798 --> 00:22:54,365 I'm seeing it all. 568 00:23:00,817 --> 00:23:02,944 - What the fuck? - My God. 569 00:23:03,002 --> 00:23:04,265 Were you outside?! 570 00:23:04,290 --> 00:23:05,378 So many stairs. 571 00:23:05,558 --> 00:23:07,608 There's not that many stairs. 572 00:23:07,633 --> 00:23:10,905 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. 573 00:23:11,233 --> 00:23:12,712 Were you spying on me? 574 00:23:14,803 --> 00:23:17,179 You were fucking spying on me?! 575 00:23:17,204 --> 00:23:19,233 Okay, okay. Sort of. 576 00:23:19,258 --> 00:23:22,463 Okay? I was kind of spying on you, all right? 577 00:23:22,624 --> 00:23:25,726 - Just-just give me a second to lay it all out for you, okay? - Okay. 578 00:23:25,751 --> 00:23:28,120 You deserve to know the truth. So let me... 579 00:23:28,490 --> 00:23:31,482 let me explain it to you, starting from the beginning. 580 00:23:31,968 --> 00:23:33,171 Okay. 581 00:23:33,196 --> 00:23:35,127 When I was 14, I saw the movie 582 00:23:35,152 --> 00:23:37,351 The Fugitive, okay? Did you see it? 583 00:23:37,376 --> 00:23:39,508 You don't want to get involved in this, all right? 584 00:23:39,625 --> 00:23:41,186 There's some money that gets moved around, 585 00:23:41,211 --> 00:23:43,460 but that money goes to worthwhile causes 586 00:23:43,485 --> 00:23:45,702 that we all benefit from. 587 00:23:45,727 --> 00:23:48,208 We pay for maternity leave, paternity leave, 588 00:23:48,233 --> 00:23:50,626 Thanksgiving turkeys that feed the neighborhoods. 589 00:23:50,651 --> 00:23:53,145 We pay for the soup kitchens. We pay for the book club, 590 00:23:53,170 --> 00:23:56,436 for the classes where dyslexic officers can learn to read. 591 00:23:56,461 --> 00:23:57,304 Hey, you're in that. 592 00:23:57,329 --> 00:23:58,939 Shut up. So it's a little money 593 00:23:58,964 --> 00:24:00,923 from the cartel's cockfight. 594 00:24:01,265 --> 00:24:03,505 You know what happens if the Feds come in here and take it? 595 00:24:03,733 --> 00:24:05,008 They burn it. 596 00:24:05,265 --> 00:24:08,851 They burn it. And we don't get to pay for our orthopedic shoe drive. 597 00:24:08,876 --> 00:24:10,138 No way. 598 00:24:10,163 --> 00:24:11,816 Those shoes totally fixed my back. 599 00:24:11,841 --> 00:24:13,694 You don't want to see how the sausage is made. 600 00:24:13,719 --> 00:24:16,202 Well, I'm telling you, that's how the sausage is made! 601 00:24:16,227 --> 00:24:17,913 The department doesn't take care of us. 602 00:24:17,938 --> 00:24:19,858 The state treasury doesn't take care of us. 603 00:24:19,941 --> 00:24:22,827 Nobody gives a crap about cops but a cop. 604 00:24:22,852 --> 00:24:25,640 I'm telling you the God's honest truth. 605 00:24:25,665 --> 00:24:28,929 Great speech, Larry. Now you're under arrest, okay? Cuff him. 606 00:24:29,968 --> 00:24:31,851 No, Cullen, I don't want to cuff him. 607 00:24:31,876 --> 00:24:32,964 - Cuff him. - No. 608 00:24:33,561 --> 00:24:35,701 - Cuff him. Hold on. - Let him go. 609 00:24:35,726 --> 00:24:36,683 He's like a hero. 610 00:24:36,708 --> 00:24:37,898 No, he's not. Cuff him. 611 00:24:37,923 --> 00:24:39,811 - No. No. - Cuff him. 612 00:24:40,022 --> 00:24:41,679 Tolbeck. To-Tolbeck. Tolbeck. 613 00:24:41,727 --> 00:24:42,803 Tolbeck, do not do this. 614 00:24:42,828 --> 00:24:44,308 Don't do this. Do not do this to me. 615 00:24:44,333 --> 00:24:46,335 Give me the cuffs. Give it. Give me the cuffs. 616 00:24:46,360 --> 00:24:47,796 Give it. You can have it. 617 00:24:48,258 --> 00:24:49,554 Shoot! 618 00:24:50,401 --> 00:24:52,789 Hey! Stand back. 619 00:24:53,628 --> 00:24:54,766 Fuck it. 620 00:24:54,791 --> 00:24:55,992 Come on! 621 00:24:58,584 --> 00:24:59,719 Well. 622 00:25:00,845 --> 00:25:03,172 Looks like this one got away, folks. 623 00:25:04,671 --> 00:25:06,602 I hate you. 624 00:25:06,990 --> 00:25:08,938 - It's fun, though, right? - No! 625 00:25:09,188 --> 00:25:11,799 So, at the end, it was the one-armed man, 626 00:25:11,824 --> 00:25:13,554 Harrison Ford is vindicated, 627 00:25:13,579 --> 00:25:16,602 but Tommy Lee Jones never gets over it. 628 00:25:16,627 --> 00:25:19,188 End credits, okay? 629 00:25:19,213 --> 00:25:22,390 But the dogged pursuit of Tommy Lee Jones's char... 630 00:25:22,433 --> 00:25:25,258 - Marco, are you a fucking cop or not?! - No. 631 00:25:25,283 --> 00:25:27,546 I'm an FBI agent, okay? 632 00:25:27,571 --> 00:25:30,008 My real name is Dustin Kasprowicz. 633 00:25:31,399 --> 00:25:33,008 Okay. Okay. 634 00:25:34,063 --> 00:25:35,490 - That's fair. - Yeah. 635 00:25:35,552 --> 00:25:36,814 That's fair. 636 00:25:36,839 --> 00:25:38,141 Wow. 637 00:25:38,166 --> 00:25:39,472 You really got me. 638 00:25:39,497 --> 00:25:40,375 Yeah, I know. 639 00:25:40,407 --> 00:25:42,437 I deserved that, okay? 640 00:25:42,462 --> 00:25:44,672 But it doesn't change the fact that I love you. 641 00:25:44,697 --> 00:25:46,930 I am in love with you. 642 00:25:47,095 --> 00:25:49,742 I-I think we should run away together. I think... 643 00:25:49,767 --> 00:25:51,478 - Hey, Frankie. - Larry, what the fuck 644 00:25:51,503 --> 00:25:53,461 - are you doing here? - Sorry, sorry. I think we have a bit of a situation. 645 00:25:53,486 --> 00:25:54,235 Who the hell are you? 646 00:25:54,260 --> 00:25:55,445 - Who the hell are you? - Doesn't matter. 647 00:25:55,470 --> 00:25:57,703 Look, I need that file cabinet right here 648 00:25:57,728 --> 00:25:58,977 in front of that drawer right now. 649 00:25:59,002 --> 00:26:00,806 And do you have any rope? I'm gonna probably need... 650 00:26:00,831 --> 00:26:03,235 God, we got to knock these bulbs out, too, God darn it. 651 00:26:03,260 --> 00:26:04,867 Okay, look, don't be alarmed. 652 00:26:04,892 --> 00:26:06,914 I'm just taking my gun out to use you guys as hostages. 653 00:26:07,500 --> 00:26:08,654 - Larry! - Relax. 654 00:26:08,697 --> 00:26:11,030 - You relax! - I don't have a plan, okay? 655 00:26:11,055 --> 00:26:12,367 This is my first time. 656 00:26:12,392 --> 00:26:13,360 - Okay. - Okay? So just... 657 00:26:13,385 --> 00:26:14,578 - Just calm down. - I'm calm. 658 00:26:14,603 --> 00:26:15,563 It's okay. Just relax. 659 00:26:15,588 --> 00:26:18,204 Look, I'm sorry for yelling, but this is a hostage situation! 660 00:26:18,229 --> 00:26:19,850 - Okay? - Okay, okay, okay! 661 00:26:19,984 --> 00:26:21,138 Who has to pee? 662 00:26:21,286 --> 00:26:22,662 - What? - What? 663 00:26:22,687 --> 00:26:28,687 www.subtitulamos.tv