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Caitlin?

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No, it's Josh. Hi.

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Josh?

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- Uh, what's wrong?
- Nothing's wrong.

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Uh, I'm in Ireland, actually,

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with, uh... with Clare.

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Hi, Liza!

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Uh, hi, Clare.

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Ireland. Wow.

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Yeah, I got here yesterday.

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I kind of missed her, you know?

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Wasn't ready to let her go.

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- That's so sweet.
- Yeah.

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But I can't stay here forever,

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so I figured the only way

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we could keep dating...
is if I marry her.

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What? You're gonna marry Clare?

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Yeah. It's the only way to know

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what we've got, you know?

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Plus, she'll get a Green Card

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so she can keep working
back in New York...

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Josh, are you sure?

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A Green Card marriage
is still a marriage.

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I know what I'm doing, all right?

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You're responsible for all of this,

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so it would mean a lot to me...

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to both of us, really...

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if you were here.

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Here? You mean there? In Ireland?

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I kind of need you, Liza.

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Maggie. Maggie, wake up.

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What? What, is... is there a fire?

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Sort of. Pack your bags.

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We're going to Ireland.

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What?

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Josh is going to marry Clare?

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This weekend. Green Card.

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I mean, at least we know
she's not pregnant.

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They've only been dating,
like, three weeks.

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That's you, always looking
on the bright side.

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Morning, Liza. Peters.

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Ugh, I wish I could see
the bright side in that.

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I'll be back on Monday.

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So sorry for the late notice.

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But everything is in order
on "Marriage Vacation."

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So you're taking one. Interesting.

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Not exactly.

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Uh, Josh asked me to...

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Oh, my God, the boy chasing.

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Will you never learn?

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Take it from a newly single woman.

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Men are nothing but a distract...

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Morning, Diana. I just want to say

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how excited I am to be working with you.

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And congrats again on the Pubbie.

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Marketing is really... my passion.

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Oh, mine too. That's
where I got started.

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You can't believe the number of duds

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that I've gotten on the best-seller list

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with a good campaign.

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Yes! I know exactly what
you're talking about.

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We are the unsung heroes!

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Don't you have a plane to catch?

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- Synced and corrected by martythecrazy 
- www.addic7ed.com -

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- Hey!
- Hi!

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You made it!

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Hey! Google Maps said an hour,

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but the sheep in front
of us said three, so...

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Yeah, that's Ireland for you.

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- Hi.
- Hey!

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Maggie, Liza, this is my mum, Noreen.

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- Hello.
- Hi. Nice to meet you.

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- Ah, you're so welcome.
- Oh, hi.

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Mum, will you take a picture?

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- Oh, yeah.
- Oh, sure.

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Okay.

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Oh, okay.

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Say, "Tinahely."

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Tinahely!

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Golly.

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Clare, let's book an actual
photographer for the wedding.

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Oh, and we need to get
the caterer's quote down

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and find a band.

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God, so much to do before
we get these two lovebirds

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in front of Father Flannery.

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You guys are going to a
lot of effort for this.

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- Yeah, of course.
- Yeah, why wouldn't we?

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Because it's just for a Green...

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Green... yeah, a green...
a green wedding.

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In America, everyone
likes to be "green."

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Not wasteful, Eco-friendly
sort of thing.

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- Right.
- Oh.

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Well, in Ireland, we like to have fun.

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And follow tradition.

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I best be off.

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I'll leave it to Clare
to give you the tour.

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- Bye.
- See you later.

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- Bye, Mum.
- Bye.

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Yes, this is still a Green Card wedding,

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but no one here knows about that.

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- What? How?
- You're kidding.

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As soon as Mum found out,

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she went into
mother-of-the-bride overdrive.

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Well, wouldn't it be easier

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just to be honest with her?

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I'll shut up.

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I know we should have been,
but it's too late now.

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So it's gonna be a
traditional country wedding

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with all the trimmings.

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Josh, anything I can do to help?

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I mean, could go suit
shopping with you or...

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Uh, no. I think we got it.

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Come on, Mags, let's get you checked in.

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Oh, okay. Awesome.

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Do you want to head
up to Dublin with me?

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Dublin?

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Yeah, I'd... I'd love to!

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I've got to pick up my dress.

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Wonderful. Okay.

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Charles, Zane has some fascinating ideas

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for "Marriage Vacation."

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"Marriage Vacation" is not his book.

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It's my book and Liza's.

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Is Liza joining us?

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Ah. I meant to tell you, she is...

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Chasing Josh around Ireland.

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- Really?
- I know.

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Leave without pay, obviously.

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She's working remotely.

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She put this marketing deck together.

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Thanks for the segue, Peters.

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No, I wasn't finished. I...

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"Good Morning America" is interested

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in promoting the book.

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Their producer, Cece Jones...

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Charles, Cece is my contact.

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I met her at The Nest a few weeks ago...

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Cece and I are old friends.

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She can give us two segments,

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with hero shots of the book cover

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in and out of commercial breaks.

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And she wants to include

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the real-life "Marriage Vacation,"

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with you, Charles, onstage with Pauline.

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Her return. Your reconciliation...

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Absolutely not.

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But I thought you two
were back together.

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We're selling a book, Zane,

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not exploiting Charles'
family for sales.

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Kelsey's right.

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This is a little close to home for me.

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Of course.

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But I thought the angle that
Empirical was taking...

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Millennial.

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Millennial was taking was
that the book is about...

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two people finding their
way back to each other.

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Wow.

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Way off.

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Charles, having Pauline
and you on "GMA" would...

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help sell the narrative.

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I don't think so.

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Maybe we could let
them get a shot of you

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by the side of stage,
just a nod and wave.

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I'll think about it. We'll see.

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Regardless, I'll lock it in with Cece.

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Peters, shall we?

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Already dialing.

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So you and Pauline are back together?

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Uh, well, I wouldn't... I
wouldn't say that exactly.

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Uh, but she did move back in.

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Uh, the guest room. You
know, for the girls.

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Typical.

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Richard and I have recently parted ways.

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Hmm.

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We're like ships in the night.

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Say, "Oscar Wilde."

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Oscar Wilde! Yay!

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Oh, so many photos. My face hurts.

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Oh, I know. It's for the wedding book.

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The photo album?

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Uh, no, it's... it's
the book of evidence

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we need to apply for my Green Card.

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We need photos, receipts, ticket stubs.

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Ugh, that sounds like a lot of work.

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Yeah, and then immigration
will interrogate us

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about the validity of our marriage...

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our friends too.

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That's actually what I
wanted to talk to you about.

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If they ask you any questions...

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Me?

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Yeah, I mean, you and Josh are so close.

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So if... if they ask
you, can you tell them

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that we got married because
we love each other?

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But are you in love with Josh?

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Well, I-I love that
he's willing to do this

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so I can follow my dreams in the States.

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He's amazing, right?

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Yeah, he is.

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I can say, um... I can say
whatever you need me to say.

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Thanks.

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And if they ask you how
long we've been together,

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could you say six months instead of one?

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Six is just more...

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Yeah, it is. Six times more.

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I know it's a lie,

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but it's a tiny white lie,

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like the one you had to tell
to, you know, get your job.

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You know about that?

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Yeah, of course.

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Josh and I are getting married.

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We don't keep secrets from each other.

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Including this? Josh knows
you're asking me to do this?

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Knows? Liza, it was his idea.

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That's why he wants you
here, to bolster our story.

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- Really?
- Yeah.

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From what he's told me, you
kind of owe him this, right?

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Him or you?

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Us.

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Josh only invited me here
so I would lie for him.

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There goes my peaceful nature walk.

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Why did I ever leave Brooklyn?
I always regret it.

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Sorry, it's just, it's so insane!

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I'm not gonna lie to Homeland Security.

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It's a felony.

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That doesn't sound like Josh.

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He hates lying, and he hates liars.

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I mean, what the hell is
really bugging you, girl?

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I just wish he'd asked me himself.

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Something just doesn't
feel right about this.

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Oh, don't make trouble. You're not here

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to "My Best Friend's
Wedding" this wedding.

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I'm not, and I won't.

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It's just, he's barely said

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two words to me since I got here.

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I just feel like this whole marriage

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is a reaction to everything
that's happened between us.

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Wait, Liza!

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And he doesn't understand...

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I'm back here! Oh, no!

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Oh, my God!

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I'm sinking!

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Oh!

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- I... oh, no!
- You're in a peat bog!

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I read about that in the
in-flight magazine!

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It can swallow a horse!

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Um, I can't...

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Okay, I'm gonna go get help!

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You stay there!

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Hurry!

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Ugh, it smells like ass.

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Ugh!

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- Ooh!
- Oh, God.

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Oh, thanks again, Noreen. Lifesaver.

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Oh, I could have been a bog body.

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Ha. It happens all the time.

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We lost our best calf
in that bog last week.

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Oh, you're soaked through.

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Well, my place is just over the hill.

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You're welcome to clean up there.

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You could probably do with some hot tea.

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Or an Irish coffee.

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Strongest in the village.

263
00:09:53,444 --> 00:09:54,520
Sold.

264
00:09:54,545 --> 00:09:56,446
You go. I got to find Josh.

265
00:09:56,471 --> 00:09:58,739
Yeah, good luck. And watch your step.

266
00:10:02,339 --> 00:10:03,880
And welcome back to
"Good Morning America."

267
00:10:03,905 --> 00:10:05,808
We are here with Pauline Turner-Brooks,

268
00:10:05,833 --> 00:10:07,855
who has written this incredible book

269
00:10:07,879 --> 00:10:09,348
called "Marriage Vacation."

270
00:10:09,373 --> 00:10:10,754
And not just a book but what seems

271
00:10:10,779 --> 00:10:12,910
a thinly veiled version
of her very own life,

272
00:10:12,935 --> 00:10:14,138
her own marriage.

273
00:10:14,163 --> 00:10:15,729
So, I mean, technically,
this is fiction,

274
00:10:15,754 --> 00:10:17,559
but how about we call it "faction"?

275
00:10:17,584 --> 00:10:20,088
Oh, my God, I love that.
"Faction." Can I quote you?

276
00:10:20,113 --> 00:10:22,282
So, uh, this is a story about a woman...

277
00:10:22,307 --> 00:10:25,835
This is quite the coup.

278
00:10:26,005 --> 00:10:28,197
Your ex is a smooth operator.

279
00:10:28,222 --> 00:10:29,983
He is not my ex.

280
00:10:30,008 --> 00:10:32,144
Your F-U buddy, then?

281
00:10:32,169 --> 00:10:35,847
It's just F. And no.

282
00:10:37,255 --> 00:10:39,277
Pauline is a natural. I
think it's going great.

283
00:10:39,302 --> 00:10:41,091
And I think it's not what we agreed on.

284
00:10:41,116 --> 00:10:43,885
I asked for juicy content, Zane. Juicy.

285
00:10:43,910 --> 00:10:45,605
We're stretching, and
we haven't even made it

286
00:10:45,630 --> 00:10:46,708
to the first commercial break.

287
00:10:46,733 --> 00:10:48,278
I should have pulled
the segment the second

288
00:10:48,309 --> 00:10:50,104
the sexy husband refused
to go on the air.

289
00:10:50,129 --> 00:10:51,177
Not gonna happen, sorry.

290
00:10:51,202 --> 00:10:52,496
I'm cutting it, then. Sorry.

291
00:10:52,521 --> 00:10:54,432
Wait. Okay, look.

292
00:10:54,457 --> 00:10:56,081
He told me no yesterday,

293
00:10:56,106 --> 00:10:59,237
but maybe if they ask
nicely on the air...

294
00:10:59,262 --> 00:11:00,684
Did you just give me permission?

295
00:11:00,709 --> 00:11:01,731
Mm...

296
00:11:04,728 --> 00:11:06,380
Zane, what is going on?

297
00:11:06,405 --> 00:11:07,606
What did you just say to Cece?

298
00:11:11,081 --> 00:11:13,957
Pauline, I've been told
your husband is here.

299
00:11:13,982 --> 00:11:15,465
- He is?
- Oh, yes.

300
00:11:15,490 --> 00:11:18,081
How supportive, after all
the intimate details

301
00:11:18,106 --> 00:11:19,270
you revealed about him in this book.

302
00:11:19,295 --> 00:11:21,532
Oh, well, that is a character.

303
00:11:21,557 --> 00:11:22,700
But he's here? Where is he?

304
00:11:22,725 --> 00:11:24,782
- Um, he's...
- Where? Where?

305
00:11:24,807 --> 00:11:26,606
Oh, that's him?

306
00:11:26,707 --> 00:11:28,223
Come on out. We'd love to talk to you.

307
00:11:28,248 --> 00:11:30,012
Audience, wouldn't we love
to hear from Charles?

308
00:11:32,458 --> 00:11:34,361
Don't be shy. Come on out.

309
00:11:34,386 --> 00:11:36,919
- Come on!
- They want to hear from you.

310
00:11:36,944 --> 00:11:39,715
Oh, my God.

311
00:11:39,740 --> 00:11:41,590
Welcome.

312
00:11:44,515 --> 00:11:46,323
So tell me about yourself, Maggie.

313
00:11:46,348 --> 00:11:48,934
Well, I'm born in Queens.

314
00:11:48,959 --> 00:11:50,846
I'm an artist. I'm gay...

315
00:11:50,871 --> 00:11:52,839
- Oh!
- You sound surprised.

316
00:11:52,864 --> 00:11:54,759
I mean, they do have lesbians
here in Ireland, right?

317
00:11:54,784 --> 00:11:56,034
We call them nuns.

318
00:11:56,059 --> 00:11:58,784
I was reacting to "artist."

319
00:11:58,809 --> 00:12:01,842
'Cause I sort of fancy
myself as being one too.

320
00:12:01,867 --> 00:12:03,330
Not on your level, now.

321
00:12:03,414 --> 00:12:05,357
Can I show you something?

322
00:12:07,310 --> 00:12:09,080
What are we looking at here again?

323
00:12:10,340 --> 00:12:12,507
Ever since Clare's father passed away,

324
00:12:12,532 --> 00:12:14,956
I keep painting this same landscape.

325
00:12:14,981 --> 00:12:18,174
It's this image that just
comes to me in my dreams.

326
00:12:18,310 --> 00:12:20,333
These two rounded hills,

327
00:12:20,358 --> 00:12:23,198
and then there's this
valley where they meet,

328
00:12:23,223 --> 00:12:27,129
and right in the center,
there's an opening or a cave.

329
00:12:27,154 --> 00:12:28,665
I can't explain it.

330
00:12:28,690 --> 00:12:30,802
I've never been in
there, but I'd love to.

331
00:12:30,827 --> 00:12:32,830
I really would.

332
00:12:35,181 --> 00:12:37,623
And what's that pink thing?

333
00:12:37,648 --> 00:12:39,676
A boulder, I guess.

334
00:12:39,701 --> 00:12:42,243
Just a round little nubby sort of thing

335
00:12:42,268 --> 00:12:44,159
right on top of the cave.

336
00:12:44,184 --> 00:12:45,887
You can touch it if you want.

337
00:12:45,912 --> 00:12:48,345
Actually, no. It's still wet.

338
00:12:50,854 --> 00:12:52,917
You know...

339
00:12:53,056 --> 00:12:55,283
ever since I lost my husband,

340
00:12:55,308 --> 00:12:58,994
I've thought about being a nun.

341
00:13:00,120 --> 00:13:01,777
No shit.

342
00:13:04,977 --> 00:13:06,640
Sláinte!

343
00:13:06,665 --> 00:13:08,348
Well, there's no turning back now, man.

344
00:13:08,373 --> 00:13:10,069
- Yeah.
- Your goose is cooked!

345
00:13:10,094 --> 00:13:12,986
Remember, if you hurt
her, we'll kill you.

346
00:13:13,011 --> 00:13:13,854
- Yeah.
- Yeah?

347
00:13:13,879 --> 00:13:14,971
Yeah.

348
00:13:14,996 --> 00:13:17,381
Yeah, I got it.

349
00:13:18,943 --> 00:13:21,006
- Josh.
- Oh.

350
00:13:21,031 --> 00:13:23,432
- There you are.
- Hey. What's up, Liza?

351
00:13:23,486 --> 00:13:26,378
Hey. I feel like you've been avoiding me

352
00:13:26,403 --> 00:13:27,696
ever since I got here.

353
00:13:27,721 --> 00:13:29,448
No! No, no, no, no.

354
00:13:29,473 --> 00:13:32,307
This... this has been totally wild.

355
00:13:32,332 --> 00:13:34,339
Way more than what I expected.

356
00:13:34,364 --> 00:13:36,692
- Yeah, me too.
- Yeah.

357
00:13:36,717 --> 00:13:39,362
I'm, um... I'm starting to feel
a little set up here, actually.

358
00:13:39,387 --> 00:13:42,032
Oh. Oh, you mean 'cause of
the whole "six month" thing.

359
00:13:42,057 --> 00:13:43,600
Yeah.

360
00:13:43,625 --> 00:13:45,210
Look, if you don't want to do it,

361
00:13:45,235 --> 00:13:46,613
it's totally cool.

362
00:13:46,638 --> 00:13:48,143
I understand.

363
00:13:48,369 --> 00:13:49,885
I mean, I don't... I
don't want to make you

364
00:13:49,910 --> 00:13:51,893
feel uncomfortable or anything.

365
00:13:51,918 --> 00:13:54,979
It does make me feel a little
uncomfortable, actually.

366
00:13:55,004 --> 00:13:57,423
This is a very official lie.

367
00:13:57,994 --> 00:13:59,690
Homeland Security?

368
00:13:59,715 --> 00:14:02,900
So what you're basically saying is,

369
00:14:02,953 --> 00:14:06,338
you'll lie for yourself,
but you won't lie for me.

370
00:14:06,363 --> 00:14:08,389
Am I lying for you?

371
00:14:08,502 --> 00:14:10,384
Or am I lying to get Clare a Green Card?

372
00:14:10,409 --> 00:14:14,731
What? This is... this
isn't for her, Liza.

373
00:14:15,149 --> 00:14:17,416
This is for us.

374
00:14:17,987 --> 00:14:20,336
So we can be together in New York City

375
00:14:20,361 --> 00:14:22,057
and see where this leads.

376
00:14:22,082 --> 00:14:24,197
Shit, really?

377
00:14:24,478 --> 00:14:26,042
I mean, who do you think Clare is?

378
00:14:26,067 --> 00:14:28,460
I don't know, Josh, and I
don't think you know either.

379
00:14:29,940 --> 00:14:31,746
If you don't want to be here,

380
00:14:32,116 --> 00:14:34,119
just go home.

381
00:14:48,577 --> 00:14:50,687
That is not what we had planned.

382
00:14:50,712 --> 00:14:51,934
I'm so sorry, Charles.

383
00:14:51,959 --> 00:14:53,702
Cece just got out of control, okay?

384
00:14:53,727 --> 00:14:55,008
Didn't she, Peters?

385
00:14:55,033 --> 00:14:56,476
Why are you asking me?

386
00:14:56,501 --> 00:14:58,201
I had nothing to do with that.

387
00:14:58,234 --> 00:14:59,719
Seriously? She's your connection,

388
00:14:59,744 --> 00:15:01,086
and this is your book.

389
00:15:01,111 --> 00:15:02,539
Look, I'm not gonna point fingers.

390
00:15:02,564 --> 00:15:04,169
I don't like what's happening here.

391
00:15:04,548 --> 00:15:06,010
Neither do I.

392
00:15:06,035 --> 00:15:07,423
I just helped your book.

393
00:15:07,448 --> 00:15:09,992
Zane, let me catch you up.

394
00:15:10,017 --> 00:15:12,482
I've already had two "New
York Times" best sellers

395
00:15:12,507 --> 00:15:14,557
and turned an advice book from a dog

396
00:15:14,582 --> 00:15:16,605
into a million-dollar franchise.

397
00:15:16,630 --> 00:15:18,180
I don't need your help.

398
00:15:24,738 --> 00:15:26,802
Thank you for being such a good sport,

399
00:15:26,827 --> 00:15:28,529
answering all those questions.

400
00:15:28,561 --> 00:15:30,985
They made it sound like we reconciled.

401
00:15:31,010 --> 00:15:34,848
It's not the craziest idea in the world.

402
00:15:35,509 --> 00:15:37,332
Is it?

403
00:15:40,258 --> 00:15:44,903
I think that we are still a...
work in progress.

404
00:15:46,989 --> 00:15:48,251
Fair enough.

405
00:15:52,011 --> 00:15:53,834
Oh, my God.

406
00:15:54,036 --> 00:15:55,499
From Diana.

407
00:15:55,528 --> 00:15:58,445
The "GMA" page is blowing up.

408
00:16:00,900 --> 00:16:02,359
Wow.

409
00:16:02,384 --> 00:16:04,928
_

410
00:16:04,960 --> 00:16:07,578
I guess it did go well.

411
00:16:07,603 --> 00:16:11,844
_

412
00:16:17,828 --> 00:16:20,301
Hey, we should go. Josh
doesn't want me here.

413
00:16:20,326 --> 00:16:22,950
You just want to slip away
and pull an Irish good-bye?

414
00:16:22,975 --> 00:16:24,610
It was a bad idea to come.
Besides, everyone here

415
00:16:24,635 --> 00:16:26,140
is so drunk, they won't even notice.

416
00:16:26,165 --> 00:16:27,908
A bad idea to support Josh?

417
00:16:27,933 --> 00:16:29,843
You keep on saying, "We're friends."

418
00:16:29,868 --> 00:16:32,297
So prove it. Be a friend.

419
00:16:32,401 --> 00:16:34,531
Be the best man that he needs you to be.

420
00:16:34,635 --> 00:16:37,140
Liza, Maggie, this is Fiona.

421
00:16:37,165 --> 00:16:38,902
- Hi!
- Hi.

422
00:16:38,927 --> 00:16:41,461
- Liza!
- Oh! Hi.

423
00:16:41,486 --> 00:16:43,852
I've only seen you on Clare's Instagram,

424
00:16:43,877 --> 00:16:47,032
but I already feel like
I know you, you know?

425
00:16:47,057 --> 00:16:50,402
Fiona's my oldest friend.
She's also very, very drunk.

426
00:16:50,427 --> 00:16:51,836
Shut up, Clare.

427
00:16:51,861 --> 00:16:53,240
Come. Let's show these
Yanks how to dance.

428
00:16:53,265 --> 00:16:54,647
Uh, let's not.

429
00:16:54,802 --> 00:16:56,145
Please!

430
00:16:56,170 --> 00:16:58,344
Ugh, fine. Not without Liza.

431
00:16:58,369 --> 00:17:00,336
- Oh, no. No, no, no, no.
- Come on.

432
00:17:00,361 --> 00:17:02,603
Okay.

433
00:17:02,763 --> 00:17:04,626
Now point your toes.

434
00:17:04,651 --> 00:17:06,620
And up, two, three, four,

435
00:17:06,645 --> 00:17:07,727
five, six, seven.

436
00:17:07,752 --> 00:17:08,953
Up, two, three, four,

437
00:17:08,978 --> 00:17:10,118
five, six, seven.

438
00:17:10,143 --> 00:17:12,655
Liza, keep your arms down.

439
00:17:12,680 --> 00:17:14,034
- It's tradition.
- Okay.

440
00:17:14,059 --> 00:17:15,467
It's because the priests thought

441
00:17:15,492 --> 00:17:17,074
if girls moved their upper body,

442
00:17:17,099 --> 00:17:18,562
it would "inflame the boys."

443
00:17:19,936 --> 00:17:20,852
You can't move your arms

444
00:17:20,877 --> 00:17:22,461
without shaking your dirty pillows.

445
00:17:22,486 --> 00:17:23,952
Isn't the whole point of dancing

446
00:17:23,977 --> 00:17:25,578
to shake your dirty pillows?

447
00:17:30,996 --> 00:17:32,458
That's more like it!

448
00:17:32,483 --> 00:17:34,733
Now we're in Ireland!

449
00:17:36,860 --> 00:17:40,030
- What's going on?
- It's a Riverdance-off.

450
00:17:55,488 --> 00:17:58,753
And so I want to thank
you all for being here.

451
00:17:58,791 --> 00:18:00,680
To my family.

452
00:18:00,705 --> 00:18:02,367
And, uh, to Liza.

453
00:18:02,392 --> 00:18:05,146
She fixed me up with Josh, and...

454
00:18:05,171 --> 00:18:07,956
Well, how do you thank someone

455
00:18:07,981 --> 00:18:10,372
- for the love of your life?
- Oh, come on.

456
00:18:10,397 --> 00:18:11,829
I didn't do that much.

457
00:18:11,854 --> 00:18:14,558
Just said he wasn't a jerk, basically.

458
00:18:14,583 --> 00:18:19,057
Now I'd like to make a speech.

459
00:18:19,874 --> 00:18:24,430
I've been in a little Instagram
K-hole the last couple of days,

460
00:18:24,534 --> 00:18:28,372
and I found out something
pretty interesting.

461
00:18:28,397 --> 00:18:30,371
This isn't a love match.

462
00:18:30,396 --> 00:18:34,282
Clare just met Josh, like, last month.

463
00:18:34,307 --> 00:18:37,013
This whole thing is for a Green Card,

464
00:18:37,038 --> 00:18:40,395
'cause Clare hates us and hates Ireland.

465
00:18:40,420 --> 00:18:43,039
- Fiona, stop!
- It's all lies!

466
00:18:43,064 --> 00:18:46,082
How can you love someone
you met one month ago?

467
00:18:47,451 --> 00:18:49,747
Is any of that true, Clare?

468
00:18:52,653 --> 00:18:55,145
They met six months ago!

469
00:18:55,325 --> 00:18:57,929
And I should know, because I
am the one who introduced them

470
00:18:57,954 --> 00:19:00,395
and watched them fall in love.

471
00:19:00,946 --> 00:19:03,058
And he asked her to marry him.

472
00:19:04,013 --> 00:19:06,269
And when someone you
love that much proposes,

473
00:19:06,294 --> 00:19:08,297
you say yes.

474
00:19:10,771 --> 00:19:13,114
Believe me, you say yes.

475
00:19:14,094 --> 00:19:16,800
So I think we should raise a glass

476
00:19:16,825 --> 00:19:19,197
to the happy couple.

477
00:19:19,471 --> 00:19:21,614
To Clare and Josh!

478
00:19:21,639 --> 00:19:23,459
To Clare and Josh!

479
00:19:27,700 --> 00:19:29,372
Thank you, Liza.

480
00:19:29,397 --> 00:19:31,050
Thank you.

481
00:19:36,272 --> 00:19:39,290
So, Charles, did you get any
vacation during all of this?

482
00:19:39,315 --> 00:19:42,070
Uh, I, uh... I went
to the Hamptons once.

483
00:19:42,095 --> 00:19:44,942
Hamptons once. Now, was
that business or pleasure?

484
00:19:44,967 --> 00:19:48,817
- Uh, strictly business.
- Strictly business.

485
00:19:48,842 --> 00:19:52,114
Okay, and are you two back
together as a family now?

486
00:19:52,139 --> 00:19:54,184
We are working on it.

487
00:19:54,209 --> 00:19:55,590
We love hearing that, right, everybody?

488
00:19:55,615 --> 00:19:57,198
Yeah.

489
00:19:57,361 --> 00:19:59,227
Pauline and Charles, we are so grateful

490
00:19:59,252 --> 00:20:03,207
you are joining us today.

491
00:20:04,916 --> 00:20:06,583
Wrong room, Josh.

492
00:20:06,608 --> 00:20:09,393
Nope. Right room.

493
00:20:09,418 --> 00:20:11,231
Josh, what are you doing here?

494
00:20:13,803 --> 00:20:15,465
I don't know.

495
00:20:15,919 --> 00:20:17,502
I don't know what I'm doing.

496
00:20:17,527 --> 00:20:20,418
You don't have to do anything
you don't want to do.

497
00:20:20,777 --> 00:20:22,560
Follow your heart.

498
00:20:22,585 --> 00:20:24,888
You're right.

499
00:20:34,697 --> 00:20:36,976
It's you, Liza.

500
00:20:37,001 --> 00:20:39,007
It's always been you.

501
00:20:48,945 --> 00:20:50,694
Josh, we can't.

502
00:20:50,719 --> 00:20:52,936
We can't do this. You know why.

503
00:20:53,186 --> 00:20:54,988
Please, I can't give you
the life that you want.

504
00:20:55,013 --> 00:20:56,275
No, no, no.

505
00:20:56,300 --> 00:20:58,163
The life that I want

506
00:20:58,222 --> 00:21:00,685
is any life with you.

507
00:21:05,545 --> 00:21:07,548
I have to tell Clare
that I can't marry her.

508
00:21:07,573 --> 00:21:08,939
Josh.

509
00:21:10,451 --> 00:21:12,856
Maybe not right this second.

510
00:21:12,881 --> 00:21:15,505
Can I just sit here for a sec?

511
00:21:15,724 --> 00:21:17,667
All right, let me get you
a glass of water, okay?

512
00:22:01,790 --> 00:22:03,539
- Hey.
- Hurry up!

513
00:22:03,564 --> 00:22:05,616
We were supposed to be downstairs in ten

514
00:22:05,641 --> 00:22:07,289
ten minutes ago.

515
00:22:07,314 --> 00:22:09,422
Oh. Uh, yeah, I'm not
so sure about that.

516
00:22:09,447 --> 00:22:10,492
I don't think there's
gonna be a wedding.

517
00:22:10,517 --> 00:22:11,329
What?

518
00:22:11,732 --> 00:22:13,956
Yeah, Josh came over
here last night and...

519
00:22:13,981 --> 00:22:16,797
Have you seen outside?

520
00:22:18,169 --> 00:22:21,465
- Oh. Mwah. Good.
- Good to see you.

521
00:22:21,718 --> 00:22:23,782
But he was gonna tell Clare it was off.

522
00:22:23,807 --> 00:22:25,990
Well, he's got a funny
way of showing it.

523
00:22:26,015 --> 00:22:28,170
Come on, get dressed. I
want to get a good seat.

524
00:22:33,498 --> 00:22:36,042
Sorry. Thanks.

525
00:22:38,236 --> 00:22:39,537
Mobile.

526
00:22:39,562 --> 00:22:40,584
Huh?

527
00:22:40,609 --> 00:22:42,512
It's a no-phone ceremony.

528
00:22:42,537 --> 00:22:44,732
Right. Sure.

529
00:22:52,455 --> 00:22:54,398
Hey.

530
00:22:54,506 --> 00:22:56,720
Hi.

531
00:22:56,805 --> 00:22:58,954
What happened?

532
00:22:58,979 --> 00:23:02,212
Look, I keep...

533
00:23:02,930 --> 00:23:05,478
I keep coming back to you, Liza,

534
00:23:05,509 --> 00:23:08,705
even when I know I should move on.

535
00:23:08,754 --> 00:23:12,860
And... I...

536
00:23:14,201 --> 00:23:16,720
I need to put a ring between us.

537
00:23:33,205 --> 00:23:34,867
This feels really weird.

538
00:23:34,892 --> 00:23:36,509
Yeah.

539
00:23:36,534 --> 00:23:39,069
The groom slept with his
best man last night.

540
00:23:40,621 --> 00:23:42,514
Just slept, but still.

541
00:23:42,539 --> 00:23:45,910
Well, I screwed the mother of the bride.

542
00:24:22,119 --> 00:24:23,994
In the Celtic tradition,

543
00:24:24,019 --> 00:24:25,829
this knot represents

544
00:24:25,854 --> 00:24:27,926
the bond of your marriage

545
00:24:28,074 --> 00:24:31,798
and the joining together
of your souls for life.

546
00:24:32,141 --> 00:24:36,954
Will you seek to never give
cause to break that bond?

547
00:24:36,998 --> 00:24:39,601
We shall never do so.

548
00:24:40,059 --> 00:24:43,603
And so the binding is complete.

549
00:25:14,946 --> 00:25:22,033
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