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Not to mention the
fact that lies attract bunnies.

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911. What's your emergency?

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Oh, God! An intruder.

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This guy...
He broke into my house,

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and he tied me up,
and... oh, God...

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he made sure I had to watch
as he w-woke up my... my wife!

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And he... he charmed her.
Made her laugh.

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Then he made it so they
found little similarities...

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ways their world views
coalesced,

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and, over time, he made her
fall in love with him.

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In love?

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And now they're
in a committed relationship

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where they look out for
each others' emotional needs

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with a maturity I'll never
be capable of achieving.

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Okay, sir, I'm going
to tell you what to do.

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But you have to remain calm.

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Please, hurry.

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Now. You're not going to be
able to compete with this guy

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on fulfilling her needs.

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So you have to made
a drastic show of indifference,

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play on her insecurity.

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Stoke her latent desire
to have her inner sense

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of worthlessness reinforced.

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- Can you do that for me?
- I don't know how!

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Just ignore her, sir.

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Then when she looks to you
for validation,

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- treat her like dirt.
- Oh, God.

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- Degrade her.
- It's It's working.

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Don't let up. Keep it going.

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It worked. We're back together.

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- Ah, thank you so much.
- No need to thank me, sir.

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I'm just doing my job.

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www.subtitulamos.tv

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And then,

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for show and tell,

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Pauly Dindin showed
and told his class

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that if you hold a seashell
to your ear,

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you can hear the roar
of the very ocean itself.

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But some seashells
work too well.

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Some children hear too much

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of what is happening
on that fated shore.

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Just take in that salt air.

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The sunset is radiant today.

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Not as radiant as you, my love.

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Oh, Angus!

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What if your wife finds out
about us? And your kid?

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Little Pauly and his mother
will never find out about us.

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How can you be sure?

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This is how.

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Angus.
Where did you get that gun?

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Put that down.

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I'm sorry, but I can't
risk losing my wife.

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I don't mind losing Pauly,

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but that's neither here
nor there.

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What are you gonna do?!

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Nothing I haven't fantasized
about a thousand times.

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Only, usually it wasn't you.

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It was my kid, Pauly.

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No!

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You did it, Angus.

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Your problems are over.

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I mean, you still got
a crap-ass son

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with crap all over his face.

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Well, ya can't have everything.

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All right, let me just see

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if she's got any cash
in her wallet.

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Ooh! Grape gum!

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Okay, ready?

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You can do this.

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- Here we go.
- 911. What's your emergency?

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I was jogging on the beach,

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and I found the body
of a stranger

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who I've never seen before
in my life!

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Is the person dead?

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Oh, she better be.

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I-I mean, she looks like
she's been shot by a lover.

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Can you describe the victim?

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Let's see.

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Uh, well, she's not
the kind of woman

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that I would be attracted to.

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Just not my type.
Besides, I'm married.

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I got a kid, too, but that
wouldn't be a deal breaker

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'cause he's such a chode.

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In fact, when I dropped
my kid off at school today,

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he's whining at me, like,

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"Oh, I hope have embarrass
myself at show and tell today."

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I seriously had to stop
myself from blasting

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a snot rocket
in his frickin' mouth

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just to see the tweaked-out
look on his stupid puss.

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This kid of your sounds like
a real piece of garbage.

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Yeah.
Sounds like you've met the boy.

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No, but I hope when he's
in front of the class today

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- he wets his pants.
- Oh, yeah, lady?

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Well, I hope he solids his face.

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His classmates
oughta call him "Solid Face."

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Seriously. They should
start doing that today.

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Anyway, I'm sending
an emergency vehicle to you

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- right away, so...
- Oh, the body!

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It's... It's not dead!

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She's got my gun. A gun.

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She must have found it.
I-I don't have a gun.

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Please, honey.
Okay, just put that down.

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Hello?

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Hello?!

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Oh, God,
something terrible happened.

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This job sucks.

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Every call
tragedy after tragedy.

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Calm down, Sheryl.

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It's the only job you got.

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At least you're not
an absolute turd

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like that kid Solid Face.

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What a turd.

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Take it easy.
Take the next call.

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I can't save 'em all.

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911. What is your emergency?

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I don't want to be any trouble.
Never mind.

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Ma'am? If you need some help...

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No, I shouldn't
have bothered you.

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- I shouldn't have.
- No, no, no!

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It's... It's no trouble.

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- What is it?
- It's nothing.

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I'm sure you're too busy
to save a little lady's life.

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- Bye-bye.
- Ma'am, wait!

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You can tell me what is wrong,
and I will help you.

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Don't waste your time
worrying about me

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and my unfolding
personal emergency.

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How are you?

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Are you seeing anyone, dear?

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I'm married.

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Oh, that's nice.

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Does he hit you?

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No. Not at all.

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Is that what happened to you?
Did your husband hit you?

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Oh, no. I never married.

135
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I didn't want to trouble anyone.

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It's just me and the cats.

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Okay, if you're lonely,
I can transfer you

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- to elderly services...
- Elderly?!

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Good heavens! I'm 24!

140
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Do I sound elderly to you?

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No!
I just thought with the cats...

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Oh, a young woman
can't keep a few dozen cats.

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I get it. Good one.

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You got me.
Really tore me down good.

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No, I didn't mean to...

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If you're done having your fun,

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then why don't you go back
to your fancy husband,

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who doesn't hit you
for some strange reason?

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- Ma'am.
- It's fine.

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The cats have eaten
most of my body by now.

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I didn't want to be any trouble,

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and I don't have the heart
to shoo them off, so...

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they're really digging in.

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Okay, I'm sending
animal control out now.

155
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But what will the kitties eat?

156
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Someone will be there
within the hour.

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They've eaten up to my throat.

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I'm inside them now.

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I live through them.

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One in flesh, one in soul,

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one in... Meow.

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Excuse me, Mr. Darpi.

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I think there's something
wrong with this seashell.

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Lyle Darpi suddenly wondered

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if he had wasted his life
teaching for a reason.

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Perhaps this miracle

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was finally
the treasure he deserved.

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Yes!

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Now that he was rich,
he was free to live life

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to the fullest possible...

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Oh. Oh, oh. Oh.

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911. What is your emergency?

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I'm trapped upside down
in my car. Losing blood.

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Please, send someone quick.
I'm... I'm rich.

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- I'll pay whatever.
- What's that?

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I-If you can get someone here
faster, money is no object.

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Oh. I didn't realize
you were wealthy.

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You should have said something.

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I'll transfer you
to our luxury line.

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Luxury line?

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One moment, please.

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Oh.

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Good evening. 9-1-1 Deluxe.

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My name is Charleston.

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To whom do I have
the pleasure of speaking?

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My name is Lyle Darpi.
Please help.

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Right away, Mr. Darpi.

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What is the nature
of our emergency this afternoon?

189
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I'm trapped in my car.
I think my leg is gone.

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Oh, wonderful.

191
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Well, we have a superb
fleet of ambulance

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- for you to choose from...
- Anything!

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Would you prefer
standard stretch,

194
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that comes
with a stocked wet bar;

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superstretch with hotted tub...

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- super-duper- duper-double-decker,
- Whatever's fastest!

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which comes with
a personal blood butler...

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It doesn't matter! Just hurry!

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Wolves are closing in!

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Oh, excellent, sir.

201
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And what is your Platinum
Elite Plus member number?

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I don't have one!

203
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Oh, God,
there are wolves coming!

204
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It's perfectly fine, sir.
No need to yell.

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This is the luxury service.

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I can just give you
a new account.

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Losing blood.

208
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I'm losing blood and...

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- Losing blood. Losing blood.
- Yes, sir.

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Losing blood. Losing blood.

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This is all that kid Pauly's
fault... Solid Face.

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Uh-huh, and... yeah.

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There we go.

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And your confirmation number
on the new account

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is YTR583836839027FRTH85779.

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00:08:12,010 --> 00:08:13,152
Dash B.

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Now go ahead and give me
that confirmation number,

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and we'll be good to go.

219
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I-I don't remember it!

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You've lost
your confirmation number?

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00:08:19,670 --> 00:08:20,648
Please send help.

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00:08:20,673 --> 00:08:23,181
The wolves are licking
blood off the hood.

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Mm. You know what, sir?

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I'm really not supposed
to do this,

225
00:08:27,844 --> 00:08:29,561
but I'm going to get you
an ambulance

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without the confirmation number.

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- Thank you!
- Absolutely.

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So, would you prefer
standard stretch,

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which, again, comes complete
with a fully stocked wet bar;

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superstretch with hotted tub;

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- super-dupra-double-dog-lupra...
- Please!

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The wolves!

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Aah! Aaahhh!

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But when a boy girds his hatches
for a wolf attack,

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he lowers his guard
against the true threat.

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Because certain fangs
inject into the child

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a recognition that every object
in the physical realm

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is a shell for something,

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00:09:11,282 --> 00:09:15,719
faintly sounding its source
into the ear of the air.

240
00:09:15,744 --> 00:09:19,605
He could hear the embarrassment
of things around him.

241
00:09:19,630 --> 00:09:22,752
He could sense
how one particular pen

242
00:09:22,777 --> 00:09:25,391
knew somewhere inside...

243
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that, due
to certain circumstances,

244
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it would one day be responsible
for more deaths

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than a Nazi Holocaust
with a side of Nagasaki.

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Pauly could hear it knowing.

247
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He became the greatest hero
the world has ever not known.

248
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And that was the moment

249
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Pauly Dindin
first came out of his shell.

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911. What is your emergency?

251
00:10:03,371 --> 00:10:05,558
But after being robbed for ages,

252
00:10:05,583 --> 00:10:07,726
the sea had taken its sound back

253
00:10:07,751 --> 00:10:10,142
from all the shells
that had stolen it.

254
00:10:10,167 --> 00:10:13,226
Hello? It's broken.

255
00:10:13,452 --> 00:10:16,451
And the ocean's throat
was finally free

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to share
its innermost reflections.

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So little Pauly
solidified his face

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and did what
a good boy would do.

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To this day,
he remains at vigilant arms.

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None of us know it,
but he stays there for us.

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