1 00:00:07,222 --> 00:00:09,178 Previously on "No Activity"... 2 00:00:09,240 --> 00:00:11,912 When we make this drug bust, we may even get a medal. 3 00:00:11,999 --> 00:00:13,475 A big, shiny medal. 4 00:00:13,500 --> 00:00:15,955 Mason, it's fun to be at work with Mommy, isn't it? 5 00:00:15,980 --> 00:00:17,922 Do you have any videos of you in the nude? 6 00:00:17,947 --> 00:00:20,014 - Or even just titties? - No. 7 00:00:20,163 --> 00:00:21,957 I got a surprise for you for movie night. 8 00:00:21,982 --> 00:00:23,308 Fresh popcorn. 9 00:00:23,577 --> 00:00:25,034 I'm briefing the boys right now. 10 00:00:25,059 --> 00:00:26,574 - Haldeman, DEA. - Hey, man. 11 00:00:26,661 --> 00:00:28,315 - So the raid is on? - Boys, it's on. 12 00:00:28,340 --> 00:00:29,698 So, you guys are gonna be Team Cobra. 13 00:00:29,722 --> 00:00:30,886 Are you ready to fuck this thing? 14 00:00:30,910 --> 00:00:32,695 Dude, we are ready. 15 00:00:33,042 --> 00:00:34,284 Turn that off. 16 00:00:36,855 --> 00:00:37,884 Where did that come from? 17 00:00:37,909 --> 00:00:39,629 - That was gunfire, no? - Yeah. 18 00:00:42,214 --> 00:00:44,057 What the fuck, they haven't called anything through. 19 00:00:44,082 --> 00:00:45,410 Shit! Shit! 20 00:00:45,435 --> 00:00:46,369 What? Where's the radio? 21 00:00:46,394 --> 00:00:48,497 I unplugged the radio. I forgot to plug it back in. 22 00:00:48,522 --> 00:00:50,037 What the... Why did you do that?! 23 00:00:50,062 --> 00:00:51,467 Because of the popcorn machine. 24 00:00:51,492 --> 00:00:53,620 You fucking idiot. Plug it back in! 25 00:00:53,645 --> 00:00:55,239 Car 14, suspect approaching. 26 00:00:55,264 --> 00:00:56,573 - He should be right on top of you. - We're missing it! 27 00:00:56,597 --> 00:00:58,661 - We are missing this! - Fuck! 28 00:00:59,257 --> 00:01:01,136 Come on! It's not my fault. 29 00:01:01,161 --> 00:01:02,260 Shut up! Grab your vest. 30 00:01:02,285 --> 00:01:04,244 - Man, it's not my fault. - Jesus Christ. 31 00:01:04,269 --> 00:01:06,159 You and your fucking fresh popcorn! 32 00:01:06,184 --> 00:01:06,955 Come on! 33 00:01:06,980 --> 00:01:09,047 Yeah, well, it makes the movie experience better! 34 00:01:09,072 --> 00:01:10,340 Shut up! 35 00:01:10,489 --> 00:01:12,962 If we miss this, I'm gonna fucking kill you. 36 00:01:12,987 --> 00:01:15,865 - Come on, Okay. Fine. - Go, go, go, go, go! 37 00:01:15,977 --> 00:01:17,746 Here we go. This is it. 38 00:01:17,833 --> 00:01:20,571 - Hey, watch out. - Hey, hey, stay back. 39 00:01:20,596 --> 00:01:22,044 - No, no, no, it's okay. - This area's hot. 40 00:01:22,068 --> 00:01:23,563 - This is our bust. - We were here first. 41 00:01:23,587 --> 00:01:25,703 - Ch-Check it out. - Stay back. 42 00:01:27,078 --> 00:01:28,600 Confirming all units. 43 00:01:28,625 --> 00:01:31,921 The raid is completed and successful. Dispatch out. 44 00:01:32,008 --> 00:01:33,918 That's it between us. That's it. 45 00:01:34,005 --> 00:01:35,740 - Come on, you don't mean... - No, no, no. 46 00:01:37,160 --> 00:01:38,572 - Don't... - Come on, Cullen. 47 00:01:38,597 --> 00:01:40,444 Don't follow me! Don't you follow me. 48 00:01:40,469 --> 00:01:41,555 Hey, put the... 49 00:01:45,109 --> 00:01:47,812 Seriously, we are done professionally! 50 00:01:49,819 --> 00:01:52,892 Cullen? Cullen? 51 00:01:53,962 --> 00:01:55,931 Come on, buddy, where you at? 52 00:01:56,805 --> 00:01:58,178 Yo, Cullen. 53 00:01:59,122 --> 00:02:00,796 Hey, Cullen. 54 00:02:05,173 --> 00:02:06,812 Zip up the fucking bag, man. 55 00:02:06,837 --> 00:02:08,703 You just want to spill a bunch of money? 56 00:02:08,728 --> 00:02:09,941 Are you fucking nuts? 57 00:02:11,071 --> 00:02:12,928 Hold on, hold on. Haldeman, we got company. 58 00:02:12,953 --> 00:02:14,106 Thanks, man. 59 00:02:16,265 --> 00:02:17,704 I know you, don't I? 60 00:02:17,736 --> 00:02:19,608 What are you, Team Cobra, right? 61 00:02:19,757 --> 00:02:20,687 Yeah. Hey. 62 00:02:20,712 --> 00:02:22,632 - How are you doing? - All right, how are you? 63 00:02:22,656 --> 00:02:25,892 Great. Perfect. What are you doing? 64 00:02:26,163 --> 00:02:28,468 I was just looking for my partner, Cullen? 65 00:02:28,493 --> 00:02:29,850 Yeah. Is that the... 66 00:02:29,875 --> 00:02:32,381 What is that... the, shirt dicking guy? Cullen? 67 00:02:32,406 --> 00:02:35,650 No. That's my wife's live-in lover, Kyle. 68 00:02:35,675 --> 00:02:36,758 He shirt dicks. 69 00:02:36,845 --> 00:02:38,795 Cullen and I, we just talk about shirt dicking. 70 00:02:38,820 --> 00:02:40,321 - That's cool. - Okay. 71 00:02:40,346 --> 00:02:42,570 I should get going. I'm gonna... I'm gonna go. 72 00:02:42,595 --> 00:02:43,648 All right. Well, it's good to see you. 73 00:02:43,672 --> 00:02:45,678 Yeah. I didn't see anything, so... 74 00:02:45,703 --> 00:02:47,079 What does that mean? Why would you say that? 75 00:02:47,103 --> 00:02:48,586 Why did you just say that? 76 00:02:48,892 --> 00:02:52,280 It... it's just something that I say whenever I leave a room. 77 00:02:52,305 --> 00:02:53,591 I think I saw it on the TV. 78 00:02:53,616 --> 00:02:55,830 I love TV. What show? 79 00:02:57,376 --> 00:02:58,515 Forged in Fire? 80 00:02:58,540 --> 00:02:59,435 Forged in Fire? 81 00:02:59,460 --> 00:03:00,946 The competitive bladesmith show? 82 00:03:00,971 --> 00:03:02,657 - You know Forged in Fire? - I've watched every 83 00:03:02,681 --> 00:03:04,106 fucking episode. I'm a bladesmith. 84 00:03:04,131 --> 00:03:06,080 - Okay... - I make swords. 85 00:03:06,162 --> 00:03:10,080 That's my thing. I've never heard someone say that. 86 00:03:10,194 --> 00:03:14,076 Right. Maybe I'm thinking of another bladesmith show... 87 00:03:14,101 --> 00:03:16,099 No, Forged in Fire's the one. 88 00:03:16,186 --> 00:03:18,125 - Yeah. - So what are you thinking of? 89 00:03:19,450 --> 00:03:21,521 I... I don't remember. 90 00:03:21,715 --> 00:03:24,318 I should probably get going. 91 00:03:24,343 --> 00:03:26,465 - So... - You got to remind me again, 92 00:03:26,490 --> 00:03:29,325 'cause now I feel nervous. 93 00:03:30,230 --> 00:03:31,528 Did you see anything? 94 00:03:33,204 --> 00:03:34,375 I didn't see anything. 95 00:03:34,400 --> 00:03:36,088 Are you sure you didn't see anything? 96 00:03:36,455 --> 00:03:39,096 That's a good answer. There's a reward to that answer. 97 00:03:39,121 --> 00:03:42,533 - Really? - Hey, O'Reilly, throw me a block. 98 00:03:43,564 --> 00:03:45,656 No. You don't have to do that. 99 00:03:45,681 --> 00:03:47,009 Hey, you know what this is? 100 00:03:47,164 --> 00:03:49,225 That's for you. Do you understand what I'm saying? 101 00:03:49,250 --> 00:03:50,398 That's a little cheese. 102 00:03:50,485 --> 00:03:51,939 For the little mouse. 103 00:03:52,715 --> 00:03:53,823 No, I'm, 104 00:03:54,183 --> 00:03:55,725 I'm lactose intolerant. 105 00:03:57,036 --> 00:03:57,958 Me, too. 106 00:03:59,655 --> 00:04:01,520 But this is the kind of cheese you're gonna like. 107 00:04:01,544 --> 00:04:03,010 Do you know what I'm saying? 108 00:04:03,381 --> 00:04:05,105 It's silence cheese. 109 00:04:05,997 --> 00:04:07,382 Open your mouth. 110 00:04:09,891 --> 00:04:10,840 What? 111 00:04:11,210 --> 00:04:13,308 Open your mouth, you fat, little mouse, 112 00:04:13,333 --> 00:04:15,539 so I can fill it with cheese. 113 00:04:18,358 --> 00:04:19,567 Open bigger. 114 00:04:20,860 --> 00:04:21,785 Close it. 115 00:04:22,126 --> 00:04:24,871 Now let me ask you something, you fat, little mouse. 116 00:04:25,559 --> 00:04:28,293 Are you gonna ride with me on our team? 117 00:04:28,579 --> 00:04:30,614 Or you gonna try your luck on your own? 118 00:04:59,426 --> 00:05:06,626 www.subtitulamos.tv 119 00:05:10,387 --> 00:05:13,200 The current San Diego PD corruption scandal 120 00:05:13,225 --> 00:05:15,544 is being called the worst abuse of power 121 00:05:15,569 --> 00:05:17,758 - in a generation. - Thus far, 28 officers have been 122 00:05:17,783 --> 00:05:20,386 indicted on charges from racketeering to extortion. 123 00:05:20,411 --> 00:05:22,673 Decorated Special Agent Josh Haldeman is expected 124 00:05:22,698 --> 00:05:24,188 to be sentenced later today. 125 00:05:24,213 --> 00:05:28,083 Simply put, both cops and robbers said Ralph Dyer... 126 00:05:28,108 --> 00:05:29,612 - _ - Acting Commissioner Garcia 127 00:05:29,637 --> 00:05:32,087 has vowed to weed out all corrupt officers 128 00:05:32,112 --> 00:05:33,583 in the SD PD. 129 00:05:33,607 --> 00:05:34,822 _ 130 00:05:34,847 --> 00:05:36,685 -_ - Question. 131 00:05:36,710 --> 00:05:38,958 How many hairdryers do you have? 132 00:05:40,520 --> 00:05:41,885 - None. - Yeah. 133 00:05:41,910 --> 00:05:43,981 - You? - Same here. None. 134 00:05:44,598 --> 00:05:46,876 Okay, four. That's too many, right? 135 00:05:47,603 --> 00:05:49,262 I think you know the answer to that. 136 00:05:50,317 --> 00:05:53,440 I don't know, it's just that the HotPro Ceramic 137 00:05:53,465 --> 00:05:56,388 just came out with a new, limited edition gold model. 138 00:05:56,537 --> 00:05:57,862 It's pretty expensive. 139 00:05:57,887 --> 00:05:59,267 Take the biggest number you can think of, 140 00:05:59,291 --> 00:06:00,307 and then double it. 141 00:06:00,332 --> 00:06:02,189 Another wise investment by Tolbeck. 142 00:06:02,214 --> 00:06:04,091 Man, you have been burning through the money lately. 143 00:06:04,115 --> 00:06:07,301 I don't know. I use this thing, and I just feel like a real man. 144 00:06:07,326 --> 00:06:09,008 I see myself in the mirror using it, 145 00:06:09,033 --> 00:06:11,840 and I just go, "God, I want to be that guy." 146 00:06:11,997 --> 00:06:14,313 And then I realize I am that guy. 147 00:06:14,664 --> 00:06:16,386 I get really happy. 148 00:06:16,953 --> 00:06:18,637 Then I'll get sad. 149 00:06:19,201 --> 00:06:21,047 It's a real roller coaster ride up here.. 150 00:06:22,105 --> 00:06:23,626 Car 27, please report. 151 00:06:23,651 --> 00:06:25,080 Car 27? 152 00:06:25,320 --> 00:06:27,893 Car 27. No activity. 153 00:06:27,918 --> 00:06:29,180 Copy that. 154 00:06:30,680 --> 00:06:32,587 Looks like church service started. 155 00:06:32,612 --> 00:06:34,070 Praise be the rectangle. 156 00:06:35,367 --> 00:06:38,085 Janice, wait. 157 00:06:38,110 --> 00:06:40,422 - What? - Okay... 158 00:06:41,320 --> 00:06:43,906 it looks like my laptop was hacked. 159 00:06:44,398 --> 00:06:46,037 And the hacker... 160 00:06:46,422 --> 00:06:50,357 okay, he activated the camera on it, 161 00:06:50,382 --> 00:06:52,477 you know, and recorded me in a... 162 00:06:53,844 --> 00:06:57,438 compromising situation. 163 00:06:58,122 --> 00:06:59,633 All right, well... 164 00:07:00,617 --> 00:07:02,609 what's it about? Money? Is that what they want? 165 00:07:02,634 --> 00:07:04,406 Yeah. Or they're gonna release 166 00:07:04,431 --> 00:07:06,332 the video to everyone in my contacts list. 167 00:07:06,357 --> 00:07:07,801 What's on the video? 168 00:07:08,211 --> 00:07:09,217 Oh. 169 00:07:09,242 --> 00:07:11,647 "Oh" what? What'd they catch you doing? 170 00:07:14,117 --> 00:07:17,199 - You know, like... - What? 171 00:07:17,224 --> 00:07:20,149 What-What's this? You trying to pet a frog or a toad? 172 00:07:21,039 --> 00:07:22,922 Well... I was... 173 00:07:24,725 --> 00:07:26,422 You were jilling off? 174 00:07:26,804 --> 00:07:29,170 - Yeah... Don't call it jilling off. - That's what it is. 175 00:07:29,195 --> 00:07:31,117 I mean, this is jacking off. This is jilling off. 176 00:07:31,453 --> 00:07:33,318 Sure. I just don't like that word. 177 00:07:33,343 --> 00:07:34,871 You're the one making jilling off videos. 178 00:07:34,895 --> 00:07:36,262 Don't get all prudish on me now. 179 00:07:36,287 --> 00:07:38,756 - I wasn't making a video. - Please. 180 00:07:38,781 --> 00:07:41,131 Don't be naive. Leaving your camera uncovered 181 00:07:41,156 --> 00:07:43,490 is like walking into a biker bar in a short skirt, 182 00:07:43,515 --> 00:07:45,262 leaning up against the pinball machine. 183 00:07:45,427 --> 00:07:48,376 Janice, this isn't helping. I don't know what to do. 184 00:07:48,743 --> 00:07:50,405 Give me the phone. 185 00:07:50,701 --> 00:07:52,529 I'll write the guy. Give it to me. 186 00:07:52,554 --> 00:07:54,792 - Are you sure? - I'll respond. Yes, just give it to me. 187 00:07:55,003 --> 00:07:56,769 Geez, look how wet it is. 188 00:07:56,794 --> 00:07:58,574 Were you jilling on this phone? 189 00:07:58,599 --> 00:08:00,183 - No. - What's this smear on here? 190 00:08:00,207 --> 00:08:02,729 - I'm sweating. I'm nervous. - Whatever. Okay. 191 00:08:02,754 --> 00:08:05,262 "Dear Jerk-off Face, 192 00:08:05,287 --> 00:08:07,477 may your mother sit on a knife 193 00:08:07,626 --> 00:08:10,462 while you choke on a pit bull's dick." 194 00:08:10,487 --> 00:08:13,818 Yeah. No, what's better? "A Great Dane's dick. 195 00:08:13,843 --> 00:08:16,797 Go fuck yourself. Signing off." 196 00:08:17,169 --> 00:08:19,704 There you have it. You owe me one. 197 00:08:19,758 --> 00:08:21,493 - Okay. - Feel better? 198 00:08:21,932 --> 00:08:23,891 Check it off your list, sister. 199 00:08:24,591 --> 00:08:25,858 Damn it! 200 00:08:25,883 --> 00:08:27,784 - What? What? What? - Fuck. 201 00:08:27,933 --> 00:08:29,877 I should have said coyote's dick. 202 00:08:29,902 --> 00:08:32,093 It's a lot coarser, like, steel wool. 203 00:08:32,289 --> 00:08:34,936 Would have had more power, you know, more of a punch. 204 00:08:34,961 --> 00:08:36,289 Damn it! 205 00:08:37,807 --> 00:08:39,561 Hey, what do we got? 206 00:08:40,834 --> 00:08:42,969 - We got some movement. - All right. 207 00:08:44,109 --> 00:08:46,262 Dispatch, this is Car 27. 208 00:08:46,349 --> 00:08:47,864 Go ahead, Car 27. 209 00:08:47,889 --> 00:08:50,756 - We have a shadowy figure. - It's average height. 210 00:08:50,843 --> 00:08:52,731 - Average height. - Average build, 211 00:08:52,756 --> 00:08:54,886 - I would say. - Average build, I would say. 212 00:08:54,911 --> 00:08:56,717 - He's carrying... - And carrying... 213 00:08:56,742 --> 00:08:58,246 What is he carrying? 214 00:08:58,395 --> 00:09:00,502 - Something. - He's gone. 215 00:09:01,072 --> 00:09:03,311 - He's gone. - He's gone. 216 00:09:03,336 --> 00:09:04,219 Over. 217 00:09:04,244 --> 00:09:07,828 Wow, great description, guys. Dispatch out. Idiots. 218 00:09:13,145 --> 00:09:14,445 Hello? 219 00:09:16,885 --> 00:09:18,202 Hello? 220 00:09:20,524 --> 00:09:22,069 Anybody here? 221 00:09:23,253 --> 00:09:24,828 Shit. 222 00:09:25,531 --> 00:09:27,403 Okay, just relax. 223 00:09:27,490 --> 00:09:30,227 My name is Marco. I'm the new trainer. 224 00:09:30,369 --> 00:09:32,586 This is the challenger, Señor Feathers. 225 00:09:33,176 --> 00:09:34,516 I took over for Roberto. 226 00:09:34,541 --> 00:09:36,440 I was supposed to see Frank. Are you Frank? 227 00:09:37,250 --> 00:09:40,147 Shit, okay... fuck. Okay, okay, okay. 228 00:09:40,172 --> 00:09:42,167 There's a password. Okay, okay. 229 00:09:44,033 --> 00:09:46,679 The best season of The Great British Bake Off 230 00:09:46,704 --> 00:09:48,023 is season 2. 231 00:09:53,548 --> 00:09:56,234 That bird is deceptively heavy. 232 00:09:56,870 --> 00:10:00,273 Wow! This place is great. 233 00:10:05,257 --> 00:10:07,682 Sorry we snuck up on you like that. 234 00:10:08,049 --> 00:10:09,976 I like to get to the place early, you know, 235 00:10:10,001 --> 00:10:12,342 so Señor Feathers can get out, walk around, 236 00:10:12,367 --> 00:10:14,687 get the lay of the land, get to know the ring. 237 00:10:14,712 --> 00:10:18,108 You know, cockfight, it's like, 90% intellectual. 238 00:10:18,133 --> 00:10:20,491 It's all psychology for the bird. 239 00:10:23,039 --> 00:10:26,000 How long you been, doing cockfights? 240 00:10:28,220 --> 00:10:29,898 That's all right. We can just sit here, 241 00:10:29,923 --> 00:10:32,344 be quiet, I'm good with that. 242 00:10:34,064 --> 00:10:36,079 You know, what I caught the other day on cable? 243 00:10:36,104 --> 00:10:38,596 Jumanji. The original. 244 00:10:38,800 --> 00:10:41,485 Not Jumanji from now with, you know... 245 00:10:44,556 --> 00:10:45,789 What's the guy's name? 246 00:10:45,814 --> 00:10:48,423 Wrestler who's now in movies? 247 00:10:53,398 --> 00:10:55,415 - Here he is, here he is, here he is. - Okay. 248 00:10:55,440 --> 00:10:57,193 Haldeman is about to give his statement. You want to listen? 249 00:10:57,279 --> 00:10:59,164 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Turn it up, turn it up. 250 00:10:59,586 --> 00:11:01,327 I got 50 bucks on the prison pool. 251 00:11:01,977 --> 00:11:04,024 I want to start by saying that, 252 00:11:04,826 --> 00:11:06,907 these corruption stories are true. 253 00:11:07,814 --> 00:11:10,156 At the time, I said to myself that what I did was okay. 254 00:11:10,181 --> 00:11:12,462 - Man, that sucks, man. - Yeah. 255 00:11:12,487 --> 00:11:14,940 Haldeman was our shortstop on the softball team. 256 00:11:15,027 --> 00:11:16,522 He had the mitt of an angel. 257 00:11:16,547 --> 00:11:17,804 Yeah, that's what's bad about this. 258 00:11:17,828 --> 00:11:19,736 Your police softball team 259 00:11:19,761 --> 00:11:22,689 is down a shortstop, and by the way, that's half your softball team 260 00:11:22,714 --> 00:11:24,347 has gone down for corruption now. 261 00:11:24,496 --> 00:11:25,892 Boy, would you calm down? 262 00:11:25,917 --> 00:11:27,470 You're, like, yelling at me right now. 263 00:11:27,495 --> 00:11:28,698 Whatever. 264 00:11:29,080 --> 00:11:30,758 That's a predicament for them. 265 00:11:31,274 --> 00:11:34,590 And, the power I had over these junior officers... 266 00:11:35,105 --> 00:11:37,050 Where have I heard this before? 267 00:11:37,782 --> 00:11:40,790 - Is this Louis C.K.'s apology? - I'll check. 268 00:11:40,815 --> 00:11:44,559 Policing and doing anything I want. 269 00:11:45,051 --> 00:11:46,681 I will now step back 270 00:11:46,706 --> 00:11:48,330 and take a long time to listen. 271 00:11:48,712 --> 00:11:49,740 Thank you. 272 00:11:49,765 --> 00:11:52,476 Yep, Louis C.K., word for word. 273 00:11:52,501 --> 00:11:54,032 My God. 274 00:11:54,473 --> 00:11:56,010 Of all the apologies, why steal the one 275 00:11:56,035 --> 00:11:57,683 where the guy doesn't even say the word "sorry"? 276 00:11:57,769 --> 00:11:59,774 That was Agent Josh Haldeman's statement... 277 00:11:59,799 --> 00:12:03,423 No. He was, like, my favorite cop. 278 00:12:04,136 --> 00:12:05,930 Now I can't like him anymore. 279 00:12:05,955 --> 00:12:07,626 The disgraced agent was sentenced 280 00:12:07,651 --> 00:12:09,203 to six years in prison. 281 00:12:09,290 --> 00:12:12,237 Fucking six years? I had seven. That's 50 bucks. 282 00:12:12,262 --> 00:12:13,829 That's a good thing. 283 00:12:13,854 --> 00:12:16,352 Car 27, any word on the raid? 284 00:12:16,502 --> 00:12:18,325 Nope. Not yet. 285 00:12:18,363 --> 00:12:19,708 Copy that. 286 00:12:20,095 --> 00:12:24,135 Man, my grandfather flew B-29s over Japan. 287 00:12:24,160 --> 00:12:25,718 I'm sitting here waiting for 288 00:12:26,156 --> 00:12:28,126 two fat birds to peck each other. 289 00:12:28,738 --> 00:12:32,660 I'll tell you what, a fat bird would not survive a round with these athletes. 290 00:12:32,949 --> 00:12:35,032 What, are you an expert on cockfighting now? 291 00:12:35,057 --> 00:12:36,740 No, I'm not an expert, but, 292 00:12:36,765 --> 00:12:38,679 when I was a kid, my uncle Lavester 293 00:12:38,704 --> 00:12:40,385 had fighting birds, okay? 294 00:12:40,534 --> 00:12:41,994 They're very mean. 295 00:12:42,019 --> 00:12:43,244 They're very mischievous, too. 296 00:12:43,269 --> 00:12:45,665 Yeah, one of them burned his house down. 297 00:12:46,033 --> 00:12:47,548 - What? - Yeah. 298 00:12:47,635 --> 00:12:49,601 He had this rooster, it was at his house, 299 00:12:49,626 --> 00:12:53,013 he left, came back, house was burned down. 300 00:12:53,643 --> 00:12:55,634 And he said a rooster did that? 301 00:12:56,439 --> 00:12:58,423 A rooster burned down his house? 302 00:12:59,846 --> 00:13:02,032 Yeah... You know, now that I say it out loud, 303 00:13:02,057 --> 00:13:03,634 it doesn't sound like it could be true. 304 00:13:07,916 --> 00:13:09,476 My God. My God. My God. 305 00:13:09,501 --> 00:13:11,362 - My God. My God. - What is it? 306 00:13:11,657 --> 00:13:13,720 This pervert sent me a screenshot 307 00:13:13,745 --> 00:13:15,842 of the video. Fuck, he's serious. 308 00:13:15,867 --> 00:13:16,922 Let me see it. 309 00:13:17,014 --> 00:13:18,534 - No, Janice, I don't know... - Please. 310 00:13:18,559 --> 00:13:19,977 I don't want you to see me like this. 311 00:13:20,001 --> 00:13:22,040 Don't drag it out, give it to me. 312 00:13:26,064 --> 00:13:28,492 That's your pleasure face? My God. 313 00:13:28,517 --> 00:13:30,860 You look like a dog getting an injection. 314 00:13:30,963 --> 00:13:33,057 No one was ever supposed to see this. 315 00:13:33,082 --> 00:13:35,188 It's remarkable. You know, it reminds me, 316 00:13:35,213 --> 00:13:37,071 did you ever see that movie Silence of the Lambs 317 00:13:37,095 --> 00:13:39,085 when Agent Starling goes to that storage unit 318 00:13:39,110 --> 00:13:41,030 and she see that head in formaldehyde? 319 00:13:41,117 --> 00:13:43,694 Well, you look like that, but with less lipstick. 320 00:13:43,954 --> 00:13:46,566 Thanks, Janice. No, come on. 321 00:13:46,591 --> 00:13:47,987 Look it here, he's only asking 322 00:13:48,012 --> 00:13:50,924 for 700 bucks. That's easy, that's chump change. 323 00:13:51,073 --> 00:13:52,426 That's low? 324 00:13:52,531 --> 00:13:54,727 He's got a Venmo account. You got one of those? 325 00:13:54,752 --> 00:13:56,199 - Yeah. - Perf. 326 00:13:56,224 --> 00:13:58,752 Write it down, let me give you his name. 327 00:13:58,901 --> 00:14:00,018 Okay. 328 00:14:00,043 --> 00:14:03,548 It is "nosamlogboy69." 329 00:14:03,824 --> 00:14:05,319 Aw, shit. Okay. 330 00:14:05,344 --> 00:14:06,524 What? 331 00:14:06,851 --> 00:14:08,337 What, what, what? 332 00:14:08,362 --> 00:14:10,058 It's Mason. 333 00:14:10,880 --> 00:14:12,171 It's Mason? 334 00:14:12,196 --> 00:14:14,022 Mason backwards, "nosam." 335 00:14:14,047 --> 00:14:16,139 Like, the kids call him "logboy" at school, 336 00:14:16,164 --> 00:14:18,156 and "69," I have no idea what that is, 337 00:14:18,181 --> 00:14:21,798 but I should've known, it's got his fingerprints all over this. 338 00:14:22,021 --> 00:14:24,302 - Your son Mason has the video? - Yeah. 339 00:14:24,327 --> 00:14:26,749 - Can you believe it? - Yes? 340 00:14:26,774 --> 00:14:29,591 I mean, where do they learn this stuff? I got to give him credit. 341 00:14:29,841 --> 00:14:31,478 At least we can end this. 342 00:14:32,195 --> 00:14:33,711 Do you want to call him? 343 00:14:34,610 --> 00:14:35,951 Me? 344 00:14:35,976 --> 00:14:37,552 - Yeah. - No. I'm not getting involved. 345 00:14:37,577 --> 00:14:38,673 This is your problem. 346 00:14:38,698 --> 00:14:40,204 Don't involve me. 347 00:14:40,560 --> 00:14:42,147 But you're his mother. 348 00:14:42,172 --> 00:14:44,708 I'm not that kind of mother. I don't henpeck him. 349 00:14:44,733 --> 00:14:46,362 I don't still breastfeed him. 350 00:14:46,387 --> 00:14:48,804 I got him on a long leash. We have separate lives. 351 00:14:48,829 --> 00:14:50,091 This is your problem, baby. 352 00:14:50,178 --> 00:14:51,647 - Okay. - Here. 353 00:14:51,672 --> 00:14:53,321 You call him, but when you do, 354 00:14:53,346 --> 00:14:55,656 tell him he owes me ten bucks. He knows why. 355 00:14:59,240 --> 00:15:01,114 And I mean, you could clearly see, 356 00:15:01,139 --> 00:15:03,270 in the background, one of the munchkins 357 00:15:03,295 --> 00:15:05,888 has hung himself. I mean, that's cra... 358 00:15:05,913 --> 00:15:07,802 Three Men and a Baby. Okay? Do you know this one? 359 00:15:07,826 --> 00:15:10,075 So there is, in one of the scenes, 360 00:15:10,110 --> 00:15:12,224 a ghost behind the curtains 361 00:15:12,249 --> 00:15:14,208 in the San Francisco apartment, right? 362 00:15:14,233 --> 00:15:15,617 We caught it on film. 363 00:15:15,642 --> 00:15:17,429 Why aren't people talking about this more? 364 00:15:17,454 --> 00:15:19,031 Why aren't we... 365 00:15:20,978 --> 00:15:23,929 Why... Why aren't we investigating? 366 00:15:23,954 --> 00:15:25,895 Why aren't we putting people on the case, 367 00:15:25,920 --> 00:15:28,390 so that we can figure out how many times 368 00:15:28,415 --> 00:15:29,540 we've captured... 369 00:15:30,532 --> 00:15:31,919 Okay, okay, okay. 370 00:15:31,944 --> 00:15:33,092 You're a woman, okay. 371 00:15:33,117 --> 00:15:34,793 - Is that gonna be a fucking problem? - No! 372 00:15:34,818 --> 00:15:37,059 What? A problem? No. Why would it be a problem? 373 00:15:37,146 --> 00:15:38,787 I love women. Not only that, 374 00:15:38,812 --> 00:15:40,421 but I'm close with the women in my family, 375 00:15:40,446 --> 00:15:41,888 my aunty, I love my mom so much... 376 00:15:41,913 --> 00:15:43,710 I'm gonna fuck your mom, you little pussy-ass bitch. 377 00:15:43,735 --> 00:15:46,265 - What? Why? - Listen to me, you turd, my job here 378 00:15:46,290 --> 00:15:48,773 is easier if bitches like you don't think of me as a woman. 379 00:15:49,132 --> 00:15:52,031 So you listen to me, you racially ambiguous pirate. 380 00:15:52,056 --> 00:15:53,262 What does that even mean? 381 00:15:53,287 --> 00:15:54,795 You never saw this, okay? 382 00:15:54,820 --> 00:15:55,811 My name is Frank. 383 00:15:55,836 --> 00:15:58,239 I don't get harassed, and I don't get fucking disrespected, 384 00:15:58,264 --> 00:15:59,981 and if you have a problem with that, 385 00:16:00,006 --> 00:16:03,853 then you can choke on my big, black dick. 386 00:16:04,374 --> 00:16:06,013 Okay, all right, that... 387 00:16:06,038 --> 00:16:08,623 I got to say something. If you're gonna try 388 00:16:08,648 --> 00:16:11,067 and pull off this whole "I'm a guy" thing, 389 00:16:11,216 --> 00:16:13,193 don't sneeze like a woodland nymph. 390 00:16:13,218 --> 00:16:15,015 You know, it's, frankly, a dead giveaway. 391 00:16:15,192 --> 00:16:17,433 Also, that beard. 392 00:16:17,458 --> 00:16:20,084 I mean, it looks terrible. 393 00:16:20,109 --> 00:16:21,213 Are you fucking kidding me? 394 00:16:21,238 --> 00:16:22,780 It looks like a five-year-old did it. 395 00:16:22,805 --> 00:16:24,137 Your beard is insane. 396 00:16:24,162 --> 00:16:25,943 My beard is a real beard. 397 00:16:25,968 --> 00:16:27,302 It looks like you're starting a church, 398 00:16:27,326 --> 00:16:29,921 but no one's gonna join 'cause of your weird-ass fucking beard. 399 00:16:29,946 --> 00:16:31,740 Your beard looks like just somebody threw 400 00:16:31,765 --> 00:16:32,833 a bunch of dirt on your face, 401 00:16:32,857 --> 00:16:34,442 and a bunch of it stuck to this area 402 00:16:34,467 --> 00:16:36,207 'cause you were sweating at the chin. 403 00:16:36,232 --> 00:16:37,317 - All right. - Okay, listen. 404 00:16:37,342 --> 00:16:40,341 I'm really just trying to help you with what is obviously 405 00:16:40,366 --> 00:16:42,310 a very well-researched character. 406 00:16:42,335 --> 00:16:44,082 Here, if you don't mind... What the fuck? 407 00:16:44,107 --> 00:16:46,638 - Okay. You can't take my picture. - I-I promise I'll erase it. 408 00:16:46,662 --> 00:16:48,777 I literally am just trying to illustrate a point. 409 00:16:48,802 --> 00:16:49,863 Look at this. 410 00:16:49,888 --> 00:16:52,177 Your eyes are so mean. 411 00:16:52,202 --> 00:16:54,449 The hood is doing great work. 412 00:16:54,474 --> 00:16:55,836 Your body language, 413 00:16:55,861 --> 00:16:59,182 everything is communicating a threatening energy, 414 00:16:59,207 --> 00:17:00,014 which is great, 415 00:17:00,039 --> 00:17:01,969 but the beard, it honestly just looks like 416 00:17:01,994 --> 00:17:04,041 - someone threw dirt at you. - Okay, good. 417 00:17:04,066 --> 00:17:05,977 - Well, that's the look I'm going for. - Great. 418 00:17:06,188 --> 00:17:10,523 But you know what? The idea, the gall of you 419 00:17:10,548 --> 00:17:13,005 to question my commitment to women 420 00:17:13,092 --> 00:17:15,680 is-is just over the line, you know? 421 00:17:15,705 --> 00:17:16,783 I love women. 422 00:17:16,870 --> 00:17:18,500 I tried to go to the last Women's March, 423 00:17:18,525 --> 00:17:20,681 but guess what? They fucked it up 424 00:17:20,706 --> 00:17:24,228 because public transportation was overrun, Uber surge pricing, 425 00:17:24,377 --> 00:17:26,674 they... You-you guys created an environment 426 00:17:26,699 --> 00:17:29,239 where you were disincentivizing people, 427 00:17:29,264 --> 00:17:32,978 allies, from coming and marching in solid... 428 00:17:33,003 --> 00:17:35,478 You know what? Here's how you run a Women's March. 429 00:17:36,469 --> 00:17:37,575 Wow. 430 00:17:43,267 --> 00:17:45,313 Shit, look who it is. 431 00:17:45,876 --> 00:17:48,270 Ebenezer Splooge, once again. Let's take him down. 432 00:17:48,295 --> 00:17:49,293 You ready? Come on. 433 00:17:49,318 --> 00:17:51,172 - Let's go, get your jacket, get your gun. - No. 434 00:17:51,197 --> 00:17:52,737 - Put this away. Come on. - No. Come on. 435 00:17:52,761 --> 00:17:54,000 Look, wait, wait, wait. Come on. 436 00:17:54,024 --> 00:17:55,537 What? What? Let me tell you something. 437 00:17:55,782 --> 00:17:57,657 Listen, the last time I gave Herb the... 438 00:17:57,682 --> 00:18:00,142 Herb? You know Old Man and the Semen's real name? 439 00:18:00,523 --> 00:18:02,913 - Yeah, his name is Herb Fischer, okay? - Jesus. 440 00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:05,755 Last time I gave him his final warning, he... 441 00:18:05,780 --> 00:18:08,143 he looked me right in the eye and he said, 442 00:18:08,407 --> 00:18:09,891 "I love you." 443 00:18:09,978 --> 00:18:13,211 Okay. That's, that's very touching and romantic, 444 00:18:13,236 --> 00:18:14,382 but we're still gonna take him down. 445 00:18:14,406 --> 00:18:16,333 - Okay? Let's take him down. We've got time. He takes long.- No. 446 00:18:16,357 --> 00:18:19,346 Listen, we are not going to arrest Herb, okay? 447 00:18:19,371 --> 00:18:21,751 - Why? - This is just bad karma, okay? 448 00:18:21,838 --> 00:18:23,460 He's probably just a veteran. 449 00:18:23,485 --> 00:18:25,191 He probably served his country well 450 00:18:25,216 --> 00:18:26,343 and now he's just here 451 00:18:26,368 --> 00:18:28,657 and he just wants to get his rocks off, okay? 452 00:18:28,738 --> 00:18:30,517 We're here for the cockfighting. 453 00:18:30,542 --> 00:18:32,416 - We're not here for prostitution. - We can do both. 454 00:18:32,440 --> 00:18:33,932 When the raid happens, we'll do that. 455 00:18:33,957 --> 00:18:35,168 We'll take of that. That's great. 456 00:18:35,192 --> 00:18:36,361 But how cool would it be to take down 457 00:18:36,385 --> 00:18:38,142 a prostitution ring, just you and me? 458 00:18:38,167 --> 00:18:40,012 Come on. Let's tick that box. 459 00:18:40,188 --> 00:18:43,261 Okay. What is up with you? 460 00:18:43,286 --> 00:18:44,382 Nothing's up with me. 461 00:18:44,407 --> 00:18:46,260 - You... Don't lie to me. - I'm not lying to you. 462 00:18:46,284 --> 00:18:47,938 I'm your work wife. 463 00:18:48,407 --> 00:18:50,178 I know when something's up. 464 00:18:50,203 --> 00:18:51,540 What's up? 465 00:18:53,607 --> 00:18:56,646 Okay, okay. I'll tell you, but don't be weird about it. 466 00:18:56,671 --> 00:18:58,837 - I won't be weird. - Okay. 467 00:19:00,306 --> 00:19:03,073 I put in an application for the FBI. 468 00:19:08,603 --> 00:19:09,954 You okay? 469 00:19:11,602 --> 00:19:14,124 My little woodpecker's leaving the nest. 470 00:19:14,211 --> 00:19:15,390 You're not mad? 471 00:19:15,415 --> 00:19:16,910 Are you kidding? 472 00:19:16,997 --> 00:19:18,634 I'm so proud of you. 473 00:19:18,659 --> 00:19:20,429 You'll be an amazing FBI agent. 474 00:19:20,454 --> 00:19:23,024 Thanks, man. I appreciate that. But I'm not there yet. 475 00:19:23,049 --> 00:19:25,116 I mean, I've only just applied. I mean, I just feel like, 476 00:19:25,140 --> 00:19:26,806 you know, it's a great time with everyone else 477 00:19:26,830 --> 00:19:28,539 falling down around with all the corruption shit. 478 00:19:28,563 --> 00:19:29,625 Yeah, yeah. 479 00:19:29,650 --> 00:19:32,109 And ticking off the boxes will help you with your application. 480 00:19:32,134 --> 00:19:34,485 Exactly. So what do you say? Ebenezer Splooge? 481 00:19:34,510 --> 00:19:36,391 No. Are you not listening to me? 482 00:19:36,416 --> 00:19:37,838 He said, "I love you." 483 00:19:37,863 --> 00:19:38,993 - Who cares? - I do. 484 00:19:39,018 --> 00:19:41,032 I haven't heard "I love you" in years. 485 00:19:41,735 --> 00:19:42,549 I love you. 486 00:19:42,574 --> 00:19:44,234 - Bull-bullshit. - Can we go? 487 00:19:44,259 --> 00:19:45,615 That was conditional. 488 00:19:45,702 --> 00:19:48,493 Herb's love for me is unconditional. 489 00:19:50,012 --> 00:19:51,866 What do you mean? I-I've said I love you. 490 00:19:52,649 --> 00:19:55,353 Not since August of 2014. 491 00:19:57,500 --> 00:19:59,448 Fuck. What about Lisa? 492 00:19:59,473 --> 00:20:01,083 - My wife? She never says it. - Yeah. 493 00:20:01,108 --> 00:20:03,093 She said married people don't say "I love you" anymore. 494 00:20:03,118 --> 00:20:04,497 It's very passé. 495 00:20:04,600 --> 00:20:07,055 One time I tried to say "I love you" and she booed me. 496 00:20:07,399 --> 00:20:08,670 "I love you." 497 00:20:08,695 --> 00:20:10,286 "Boo." 498 00:20:21,392 --> 00:20:22,392 Fuck. 499 00:20:22,417 --> 00:20:23,549 What? 500 00:20:24,112 --> 00:20:25,681 Big Boy's sick. 501 00:20:28,282 --> 00:20:29,587 Big Boy. 502 00:20:30,004 --> 00:20:32,918 The champion cock. The rooster that your bird... 503 00:20:32,943 --> 00:20:34,220 - Is fighting tonight? - Yeah. 504 00:20:34,245 --> 00:20:36,650 - Big Boy. - Yeah. 43 fights, 43 kills. 505 00:20:36,675 --> 00:20:39,742 Three blindings. 14 unpecked fights. 35 beak-outs. 506 00:20:39,767 --> 00:20:42,042 He's fucking huge. He's a monster. 507 00:20:42,067 --> 00:20:43,899 He's been on El Salvadorian Ellen. 508 00:20:43,924 --> 00:20:47,159 One time, he completely ate the challenger. 509 00:20:47,384 --> 00:20:48,725 - That... - For real? 510 00:20:48,750 --> 00:20:50,235 Yeah. That Big Boy. 511 00:20:50,842 --> 00:20:52,571 Wow. Okay. Well, maybe this is 512 00:20:52,596 --> 00:20:54,855 good news, right? If he can't compete, Señor Feathers wins. 513 00:20:54,941 --> 00:20:57,763 What? No. Are you out of your mind? 514 00:20:57,788 --> 00:20:59,891 That's not how cockfighting works. This isn't chess. 515 00:20:59,916 --> 00:21:02,514 He doesn't win because the opponent doesn't show up. 516 00:21:02,539 --> 00:21:06,505 We sit here and we wait for Big Boy to feel better. 517 00:21:06,530 --> 00:21:10,061 Wait, we wait here for a rooster to get better? 518 00:21:10,086 --> 00:21:11,571 Yes, that's the job. 519 00:21:13,429 --> 00:21:14,509 All right. 520 00:21:21,493 --> 00:21:22,609 Shit. 521 00:21:22,892 --> 00:21:24,639 Did you just get the same message? 522 00:21:24,726 --> 00:21:26,203 No, worse. 523 00:21:26,228 --> 00:21:28,118 My mom's cat got out again. 524 00:21:28,806 --> 00:21:30,580 I don't fucking care about that. 525 00:21:30,667 --> 00:21:32,656 Yeah. I get it, believe me. 526 00:21:32,681 --> 00:21:34,250 She wants me to come help her look for him 527 00:21:34,274 --> 00:21:35,899 because he's an inside cat. 528 00:21:36,400 --> 00:21:38,196 - It's an inside cat? - Yeah. 529 00:21:38,221 --> 00:21:39,409 And it's out? 530 00:21:39,558 --> 00:21:41,077 Yeah, you got to go. 531 00:21:41,516 --> 00:21:42,442 What? 532 00:21:42,467 --> 00:21:44,222 An inside cat is out. 533 00:21:44,395 --> 00:21:45,673 You have to go. 534 00:21:46,610 --> 00:21:50,563 - You sure? - Marco, an inside cat is out! 535 00:21:51,236 --> 00:21:53,540 Okay. Yeah. Great. 536 00:21:53,565 --> 00:21:55,445 Thank you. I appreciate this. You know what, 537 00:21:55,495 --> 00:21:56,813 shouldn't take more than a couple of hours. 538 00:21:56,837 --> 00:21:58,384 I'll text you when I find him. 539 00:21:58,409 --> 00:21:59,884 And, you know, I'll be back. 540 00:21:59,909 --> 00:22:01,415 I don't give a shit. 541 00:22:01,843 --> 00:22:04,031 Really? Okay, you... 542 00:22:04,056 --> 00:22:07,196 Mixed messages on this whole cat thing. 543 00:22:07,221 --> 00:22:10,368 Every... Honestly, everything is mixed messages with you. 544 00:22:13,252 --> 00:22:15,102 Car 27, new intel. 545 00:22:15,127 --> 00:22:17,305 - The raid is off tonight. - It's off? Why? 546 00:22:17,330 --> 00:22:20,030 Because important police who actually know what's going on 547 00:22:20,055 --> 00:22:22,303 told me it's off. So now I'm telling you 548 00:22:22,328 --> 00:22:24,184 - it's off. - Copy that. 549 00:22:24,731 --> 00:22:26,486 Goddamn it. No raid. 550 00:22:27,649 --> 00:22:28,606 Boy. 551 00:22:28,631 --> 00:22:29,801 Mason, 552 00:22:30,526 --> 00:22:31,943 I... 553 00:22:31,968 --> 00:22:35,127 I know it was you. 554 00:22:35,435 --> 00:22:37,273 Okay? And I think 555 00:22:37,298 --> 00:22:38,640 you need to know what you did 556 00:22:38,665 --> 00:22:40,269 - is very wrong. - He doesn't understand 557 00:22:40,294 --> 00:22:41,648 - right from wrong. - Okay, Mason, 558 00:22:41,672 --> 00:22:43,194 did you even consider my feelings 559 00:22:43,219 --> 00:22:44,996 and the invasion of privacy 560 00:22:45,021 --> 00:22:46,685 - with this... - Just give me the phone. Give me the phone. 561 00:22:46,710 --> 00:22:48,446 Okay, I'm putting your mom on. 562 00:22:49,335 --> 00:22:51,297 Mason, you little shit wallet, 563 00:22:51,322 --> 00:22:52,976 just because Fatima sits around 564 00:22:53,001 --> 00:22:55,367 and diddles herself like a horny leper with an eye problem 565 00:22:55,392 --> 00:22:57,327 doesn't give you the right to stoop to her level. 566 00:22:57,585 --> 00:23:00,404 You know what, I don't need you either. Believe me. 567 00:23:00,429 --> 00:23:03,000 I need you like I need a nunchuk blow to the vagina. 568 00:23:03,149 --> 00:23:05,108 When I get home, you better not be there. 569 00:23:05,133 --> 00:23:07,742 Okay? And I don't even want to hear from you. 570 00:23:08,860 --> 00:23:10,338 I love you, too. 571 00:23:11,995 --> 00:23:13,039 God, 572 00:23:13,610 --> 00:23:15,235 I sound just like my mother. 573 00:23:25,281 --> 00:23:26,881 - Hey, thanks, buddy. All right. - Yeah. 574 00:23:26,905 --> 00:23:28,012 - Which is me? - That one. 575 00:23:28,037 --> 00:23:30,903 Thank you. Hey, Dispatch called while you were out. 576 00:23:32,421 --> 00:23:34,514 Hey, Dispatch, this is Car 27. 577 00:23:34,539 --> 00:23:36,444 Detective Tolbeck is here now. Go ahead. 578 00:23:36,469 --> 00:23:38,911 Copy that. I have that intel you requested 579 00:23:38,936 --> 00:23:41,094 - on the perp, Herbert Fischer. - What? 580 00:23:41,257 --> 00:23:43,215 We didn't request any intel on Herb Fischer. 581 00:23:43,240 --> 00:23:44,584 Yeah. I did. 582 00:23:44,609 --> 00:23:46,146 Before. When I thought we were gonna arrest him. 583 00:23:46,170 --> 00:23:47,668 Should we even bother? I mean, I mean, 584 00:23:47,693 --> 00:23:48,866 yeah, go ahead. 585 00:23:49,054 --> 00:23:52,074 Right. So, I had Records dig into the guy's file, 586 00:23:52,099 --> 00:23:54,305 and it looks like he was a Nazi. 587 00:23:54,507 --> 00:23:56,100 My God. 588 00:23:56,538 --> 00:23:58,996 Nazi? What do you mean, Nazi? 589 00:23:59,021 --> 00:24:02,412 He was a former SS Unterscharfuhrer, 590 00:24:02,437 --> 00:24:04,240 or junior squad leader, in the Third Reich 591 00:24:04,265 --> 00:24:07,024 from 1942 to 1945. 592 00:24:07,049 --> 00:24:08,691 Well, why isn't he in jail? 593 00:24:08,716 --> 00:24:12,263 He was. They picked him up in Buenos Aires in 1971, 594 00:24:12,288 --> 00:24:14,966 and he was convicted to consecutive life sentences 595 00:24:14,991 --> 00:24:17,959 but made parole 45 years later in 2016. 596 00:24:17,984 --> 00:24:19,431 He's done his time. 597 00:24:19,798 --> 00:24:22,144 My God. That is crazy. 598 00:24:22,169 --> 00:24:23,699 Yeah. Yeah. 599 00:24:23,724 --> 00:24:25,271 You-you hate Nazis, don't you? 600 00:24:25,296 --> 00:24:27,772 I really do. I really, really hate them. 601 00:24:27,797 --> 00:24:29,760 Yeah. I mean, I-I never liked 'em, 602 00:24:29,785 --> 00:24:31,102 but, I mean, you really hate 'em. 603 00:24:31,126 --> 00:24:33,469 Yeah. Ever since I was a kid, I hated Nazis. 604 00:24:33,494 --> 00:24:36,391 - I mean, should we let it go or... - Let it go?! 605 00:24:36,540 --> 00:24:38,652 - He's a Nazi! - I know, but we made 606 00:24:38,677 --> 00:24:39,739 a commitment and a decision. 607 00:24:39,763 --> 00:24:41,161 You know, if this is for my FBI application, 608 00:24:41,185 --> 00:24:42,005 let's just forget about it. 609 00:24:42,030 --> 00:24:43,464 - Fuck your application! - Yeah. 610 00:24:43,489 --> 00:24:46,215 - I'm gonna take him down like a Nazi bitch. - Okay. 611 00:24:46,240 --> 00:24:47,441 You sound like you're calling yourself a bitch, 612 00:24:47,465 --> 00:24:49,191 but I like your passion. Hey, Tolbeck. 613 00:24:49,576 --> 00:24:51,070 - What? - I love you. 614 00:24:51,095 --> 00:24:52,871 It's not the time! 615 00:24:55,008 --> 00:24:56,472 Looks like he was part 616 00:24:56,497 --> 00:24:58,752 of a special Nazi branch where they did stuff to kids. 617 00:24:58,892 --> 00:25:01,675 The Kindertuchen. It was the SS division. 618 00:25:01,895 --> 00:25:03,614 It's okay, Janice. He's already gone. 619 00:25:03,639 --> 00:25:05,537 He bought the Nazi story? 620 00:25:05,825 --> 00:25:08,434 Hook, line and swastika. 621 00:25:10,828 --> 00:25:12,715 There he goes. There's my guy. 622 00:25:13,526 --> 00:25:15,440 Cleaning up some Nazi scum. 623 00:25:24,447 --> 00:25:26,591 No. No. 624 00:25:30,454 --> 00:25:31,663 Hey, it's me. 625 00:25:31,688 --> 00:25:32,704 I'm coming in, 626 00:25:32,729 --> 00:25:34,085 and I've got a new one. 627 00:25:34,110 --> 00:25:35,189 Copy that. 628 00:25:36,037 --> 00:25:37,591 Come here, you son of a bitch. 629 00:25:37,616 --> 00:25:40,289 You fucking Nazi. You tell me you love me, 630 00:25:40,314 --> 00:25:42,179 and I find out you're a Nazi? 631 00:25:42,328 --> 00:25:43,746 Rough. Little bit rough. 632 00:25:43,981 --> 00:25:45,318 That's okay. 633 00:25:45,459 --> 00:25:46,984 I'm sure he's a bad guy. 634 00:25:55,599 --> 00:25:57,464 Pick up Schindler's bitch! 635 00:25:57,489 --> 00:25:59,206 You picked the wrong cop! 636 00:25:59,231 --> 00:26:00,866 I hate Nazis! 637 00:26:01,615 --> 00:26:04,107 Tolbeck! Tolbeck! 638 00:26:06,303 --> 00:26:08,083 Janice, he sent a video. 639 00:26:08,309 --> 00:26:10,240 Everyone in the office has the video. 640 00:26:11,608 --> 00:26:14,920 - Tolbeck! - Hey, hey! It's okay. 641 00:26:14,945 --> 00:26:16,278 - You got him. You got him. - Get in on this! 642 00:26:16,302 --> 00:26:18,240 - Yeah, you got him. - No, no, no, no, no. Get in on this! 643 00:26:18,264 --> 00:26:19,645 You got him. You got him. Hey, hey, hey, 644 00:26:19,669 --> 00:26:20,990 you got him. You got him. All right. 645 00:26:21,138 --> 00:26:22,390 My God. 646 00:26:22,415 --> 00:26:23,521 My God, my grandma. 647 00:26:23,546 --> 00:26:25,066 My grandma. 648 00:26:25,091 --> 00:26:26,645 It is kind of on us. 649 00:26:26,670 --> 00:26:28,254 We did ride him pretty hard. 650 00:26:28,279 --> 00:26:29,630 We? 651 00:26:35,841 --> 00:26:37,711 Wonder why I didn't get it. 652 00:26:38,837 --> 00:26:40,138 There it is. 653 00:26:40,584 --> 00:26:42,120 Should I watch it now or later? 654 00:26:42,145 --> 00:26:44,179 My God, my God, my God, my God. 655 00:26:44,204 --> 00:26:47,040 Yeah. Hey. Hey. Okay, buddy. 656 00:26:47,065 --> 00:26:48,982 - You're coming with me. - No, no, no, no. Come on. 657 00:26:49,006 --> 00:26:51,119 You're under arrest, pal. Here we go. 658 00:26:51,144 --> 00:26:52,880 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 659 00:27:01,218 --> 00:27:04,332 Frankie, I'm sorry to say you made the board. 660 00:27:04,357 --> 00:27:05,687 You're one of the bad guys. 661 00:27:05,712 --> 00:27:08,077 _ 662 00:27:08,102 --> 00:27:11,822 www.subtitulamos.tv