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But the other thing
about this jail was...

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it could only afford
one wall of bars.

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Guard!

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Whenever a prisoner
wanted to escape,

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the guards had to lug it over
to him so he could try.

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Auuuugghhh!

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All right, pal.
You done here?

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Yeah, I'm good.
Thanks, guys.

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Yeah, yeah.

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Damn it, we supposed
to be on break.

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I mean, where's our rest?

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It's as though, despite the fact
that we are the jailers,

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in a sense,
we are in our own prison...

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of the mind.

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Man.
What a thought!

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That's when Prisoner 72301

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figured out how to escape.

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Guard, bars!

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Do it now, or I say
something so profound,

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it'll blow every mind
in this joint.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa. Easy, easy.
Let's not get heavy here.

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I-I'm...
I'm bringing it.

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You... Your head here.

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J-J-Just don't
say anything

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to upend my world view,
all right?

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I got kids.
I got kids.

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You know what
I always wondered...

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like, what's the deal
with society, bruh?

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Man,
that's a trip.

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You're free!
No bars can hold you now, boys.

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Yah, boys! Yah! Yah!
Whoo-hoo!

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Where did he go?
W-Where'd he go?

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Aah!

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Aaaaaaaaaaaah!

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Aaaaaaaaaaah!

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Then again, some
people are born victims...

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all of them.

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And some days, your whole life
flashes before your eyes,

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in real time,
starting with Day One.

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One last push, ma'am.
It's a boy!

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God.

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- What?
- No!

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What is it?!

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I'm sorry, ma'am...
he's a dirty pig.

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But some accidents
are even worse...

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when the victim
doesn't deserve it.

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Sir?
Mr. Lem, can you hear me?

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Where am I?

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Who am I?

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Your name is Neil Lem.

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You've been in an accident.
You were driving,

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and a woman was
on the sidewalk without a bra.

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You took your eyes off the road
to ogle her breasts.

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You hopped the curb
and ran over a dog.

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And its owner.

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- God.
- And his kids.

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And their friends.

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And their pet hamster.

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But, miraculously,
we were able to save...

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only the hamster.

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I...was ogling?

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The good thing is you managed
to swerve back onto the road.

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- Thank God.
- Straight into a school bus.

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None of those
kids survived.

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The parents
are devastated.

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Understandably,
many have bought guns...

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...and are going on
shooting sprees all over town.

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I-I don't know who I am,
but I'm... I'm...

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I'm sure I did not mean
to ogle a girl.

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Woman. Woman.
She wants to meet you.

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- Meet me? Why?
- It's the least you could do.

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I mean, it seems like you
like her so much.

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We thought,
maybe you two

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meet under these tragic
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it bonds you into
an unlikely romance

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wherein you help
each other heal.

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Could be an amazing
love story.

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Um... I... Okay.

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Do... Do I...
Do I look all right?

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Sure. Lila!

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Come on in, honey.

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Wait. W-When did
the accident happen?

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It was about
three hours ago.

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- Why?
- She's just...

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- older than I...
- I'm sorry.

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- Is she not your type?
- No!

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I didn't...
I didn't mean...

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She's really vulnerable
right now.

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She's gone.
I hope you're happy.

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Sir?
Mr. Lem?

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Can you hear me?

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What... happened?

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You said some offensive
things to a woman,

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and the media got wind
of everything you've done.

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Mm-hmm. There's been
riots across the state.

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The whole country's in chaos.

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But before
it got out of control,

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the police were deployed
to maintain the peace...

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- Thank Christ for...
- which means thousands

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of innocent citizens
have been shot quite dead.

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- That's awful. - The human
animal will take only so much

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before they rise up to tear
down governments that oppress.

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Sensing weakness,

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the North Koreans
launched the first nuke.

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- But after we retaliated,

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Iran, Russia, China,
Japan, India,

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Brazil unleashed
all they had.

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Most of Earth's
population is dead.

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Of the survivors,
90% are mutant-ed.

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The only thing
the globe agrees on

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is that this is all your fault,
and you must pay.

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Mr. Lem? Can you hear me?

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Where am I?
What happened?

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- The mutants consider you their God...
- What?

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Presuming this was
all your grand plan

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to remake civilization with
their kind as our overlords.

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But we normals beseech you...
stand with us.

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Declare allegiance
to our resistance!

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Aah. Will you wave our flag?

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I-I swear I'll never
ogle anyone again.

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Forget about that!

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You're the only
fertile male left...

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- we need your help to repopulate.
- What?

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Come.
Give me some semen.

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Hurry. Come on.

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- Hit me, stat!
- Okay.

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Do you have, like,
a-a dirty magazine?

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Haven't you
ogled enough?!

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- We've got medical extraction procedures.
- No, no, no, no, no!

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Hello?

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Mr. Lem, you're up.

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Great. All's back to normal.
You're free to go.

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But the ogling?

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Turns out that
was a hoax.

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You're totally fine.
Exit's through there.

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This is the worst hoax
I've ever been a part of!

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And I was in the camps.

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Guard!

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The only way to
escape the prison of reality

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is to turn your life into a lie
so you are not you.

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You're a different person
making all this up

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in his journal
of fantastical fiction,

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a lonely loser
as pathetic as a poet.

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No, put that down!
Please, n-not poetry!

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Aaah!

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Where'd he go?
Where'd he go?

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Life flashes forced
Officer Dale

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to recall
his first disappointment...

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how, since the age of 6,

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he yearned for a puppy
but his parents were allergic...

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to making him happy.

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So, instead, they had
his grandma move in,

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and Dale taught her some tricks.

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He trained Nana to sit up
and beg for her meds.

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- She could shake...
- Here, Nana, Nana! Good Nana!

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Catch a Frisbee
in her teeth.

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When she messed the rug,
he rubbed her nose in it

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until the foul of her
unpleasantness was gone.

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But when Dale took Nana
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they discovered she had mange,

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and he had to put her out of his
misery and into his ecstasy.

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Weeks later, when his chum
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Dale was jealous because he
could only afford a pet leg.

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It spent all day humping itself,
happy as a lark's arm,

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and even gave birth
to a litter of toe-lets...

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until the day it got hit
by a wheel.

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Doctors had to amputate
his whole body

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and replace him
with a wooden one.

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Other dogs mistook Sock
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so he contracted rabies
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Witnessing such carnage
gave Dale a deep desire

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to create his own fate.

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But tragically, the urge
to conjure a better new world

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can turn even a decent
human being into a poet.

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The sun-dappled lark
crouched on a branch,

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admiring the brilliance
of the poet...

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No.
That's ridiculous.

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The chipmunk crouched
on a branch in awe of the poet.

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No, no, no.

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- I know!
- There he is!

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Sir, we need you to come
with us immediately.

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- Excuse me? I-I don't...
- No, we need your poetry.

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It's the only thing
that can save the world.

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Your poetry
really matters.

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- It does?
- Totally.

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The world needs
your poetry right away!

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- For real?
- Yes, and the amazing thing...

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we're not making fun
of you at all.

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The government personally
requested that you,

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the best poet on earth,
come read his super not boring,

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not lame, not solipsistic,
indulgent,

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narcissistic, vapid,
deluded twaddle.

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Come on! Let's move!

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My God,
this is amazing.

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I know! It's incredible.
You're such a good poet.

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I always secretly hoped
this would happen.

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It's happening.
Let's go!

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This is so inspiring.

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Hang on.
I've got to write about this.

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- But we need you!
- Hold on.

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Words are coming...
slowly, but, oh, they're coming.

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Sir, we don't have time!

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You know, you're kind of
in my space right now,

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lagging my flow?

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Not sure if you've heard,

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but I've recently been
acknowledged by the military

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as a pretty important poet,

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so I can probably
get you fired.

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No. Please don't, sir.
I need this job.

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- I have 52 children.
- Well, now you know

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there are some things
more important than sex

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with a whole bunch
of stupid, beautiful women.

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You really taught me
something today.

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How did you get so wise?

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I've had a lot
of lonely time

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to think up a lot of very wise,
um, thoughts...

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- That's so cool.
- ...thoughts... thoughts...

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Anyway, we better go.

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- World needs you and all.
- Yeah, right.

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- My poem isn't finished.
- But, sir, the world!

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I need you to respect
my beautiful process.

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Aaaaah!

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And that was the
day that man never remembered

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to stop ogling the Earth.

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