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Nevertheless, if you
mashed together every soul on Earth,

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it would weigh less
than one flea.

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Ryan Regrt scratched
so religiously

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that the sore on his arm

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grew into the shape
of a small church.

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The more fanatic he scratched,
the deeper the itch became,

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until Ryan was more church
than child,

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wholly swallowed
by the swell, gone.

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His grieving parents
were grateful

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for the tragic loss
of their beloved boy,

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as it gave them
the perfect place

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to mourn the tragic loss
of their beloved boy.

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Luckily, the church pastor

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taught them how to repent
for this perverse pleasure.

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That's good.
A little to the left.

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Right there. Don't stop.
Yes. Yes!

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Ohhhhh!

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But as man evolves,

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war itself must become
increasingly sophisticated.

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You puny maggots need me
to break you into men...

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'cause you're maggots!
What are you?

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- I'm a maggot, sir!
- I can't hear you!

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I'm a maggot, sir!!

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I don't understand!

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Sir! I am... I'm saying I...
I'm saying a maggot!

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But I'm confused... how are you
a maggot of some kind?!

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Just 'cause you told me I was,
so I'm a maggot, sir!

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But how is that
physiologically possible?!

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- Huh, maggot?!
- It just is!

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I can't explain
the biology of it,

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but I am a maggot,
I swear!

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Are you playin' mental games
with me, maggot?

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- No, sir!
- Am I playing

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mental games
with you, maggot?

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I really don't know.
I-I really don't know, sir!

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Do I look like
I'm playing mental games?

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Look me in the eye.
What do you see in there?

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God, I hope he can't
really see inside me...

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how fragile I am...

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how I can only feel big
by belittling others...

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how I'd crumble were I not
held whole by his fear of me.

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Can he tell that
I'm the real maggot?

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Hey, now,
I'm not gonna let you

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beat yourself up like that.

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Wait. How did...
I can hear your voi...

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Shh! It's okay.
I genuinely respect you,

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not because of your performance
of masculinity,

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- but in spite of it.
- But... I'm toxic trash.

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You know what I see behind
all your emotional armor?

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- A real cool cookie.
- For real?

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Triple sugar
shine real, real.

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I've waited my whole life
to hear someone tell me that.

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Now that it happened, why do
I still feel so alone inside?

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You're not alone.
I'm in there with you.

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You're my tough
little guy, okay?

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- Who's my tough little guy?
- I am.

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I can't hear you.

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I-I'm your tough
little guy!

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Louder!

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I'm your tough little guy!

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God, I feel so appreciated
for the first time.

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How can I ever
thank you, guy?

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How 'bout, uh, maybe...

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I don't know...
a... a little kiss?

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That's not what I...

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That... That would make me
uncomfortable.

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After all
I've done for you?

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One quick little kiss
inside of our minds.

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- No one has to know.
- Um, okay.

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Um, well, o-okay,
just... just one.

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That wasn't
so bad, was it?

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- I guess not.
- Gimme a little more.

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Mmm.
Mmm. Mmm.

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This is all
happening so fast.

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What was that?

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Be still, my cookie.
This'll be over quick.

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Where'd I go?
Where am I?

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You're in the realm
of love eternal.

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Isn't it beautiful?

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I-I don't know.

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Just kidding.
You're in my tummy.

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It's beautiful.

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Boy.
I gotta go to the bathroom.

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I feel like you're taking
advantage of me, Private.

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Aw, that's all in your head.

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Which reminds me...
I-I forgot to wipe. Hang on.

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Well, we better
get back to it

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before the guys
notice anything.

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And don't you dare squeal
about what I done did to you.

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Well, do I look like I'm
playing mental games, maggot?!

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No, sir!
You're not, I swear!

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Then answer this question,
maggot...

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why do you treat me like dirt
when all I ever wanted

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was to bask
in the light of your love?!

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- Great! You're ready!
- What?

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This was all a part

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- of a covert elite psychic training
program. - CONGRATULATIONS

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You are now
the perfect soldier.

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Really? Thanks.
W-What an honor.

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- Yep. Go on now. The big war
is right through there. - WAR

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Well, that takes care
of that dildo.

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Private Ray Pontle
simply did what was required

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to get out of his
dangerous combat obligations.

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Now he was free to pursue
his true calling...

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a life of secretly watching
women purchase underwear.

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- Aah!
- He knew Sarge would be fine.

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Sergeant Pat Mounder, on behalf
of the U.S. Armed Forces,

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it's my duty
to inform you

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that we're gonna have
to let you go.

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You are firing me?

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It's not your fault.

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It's just you're not a good
fit for our organization.

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You're more like a piece of meat
that just keeps on living.

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But your war made
me like this.

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Now, w-we could
get into all that

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"he said, meat said"
stuff,

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but you'd be better off
trying for a job

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as a raisin or a maggot.

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I'll kill you.

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I'll kill everyone!

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Congratulations!

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- You passed your cyborg warrior
training. - CONGRATULATIONS

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You're ready!

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- What an honor.
- WAR

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Never of the jet,

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Tessa Doinel
had wasted enough of her life

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doing whatever men
wanted her to do.

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She decided to take a stand
and buy the blue ones this time.

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Find what you're
looking for?

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Did you see these underwear?
T-They...

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Yes, all the panties on this
rack are self-bleeding.

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But why?

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They bleed
so you don't have to.

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Ooh, these would
look sexy on you.

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No, I-I don't like it.

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- Not your color?
- No, it's the blood.

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Well, there are other fluids.

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These ones here
are self-snotting.

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Ooh,
that's hot on you.

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You looking to spice up
your marriage?

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Well, I'd like
to have kids, so...

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You should've said so.

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These ones are crotchless
for easy... you know.

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- Go on, push.
- Huh?

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Push.
Unh.

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Don't be shy.

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Here it comes.

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Harder. Harder!

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Ooh, that's sexy.

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You broke it,
you bought it.

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- I don't know how to take care of it.
- Gotcha covered.

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Just feed the goddamn thing

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till it moves out
or goes to jail.

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Truth is, I-I don't actually
have a husband.

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Not a problem.

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We carry a wide selection
of wifebeaters.

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I knew I'd find love if o...

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He dumped me!

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I'll never bask
in the light of love...

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love... love...
love... love...

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Private Pontle
had found his soul mate.

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He just had to speak to her

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and begin his new life
of perfect joy.

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Wait! Miss!

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Attention.

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You have activated our

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automated insecurity system.

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I didn't take anything.
Go on... check.

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There's nothing missing.

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I see.

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You're saying that there's
something missing in me,

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is that it?

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Like there's a hole
in my soul or something?

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How dare this thing attack me!
Trying to make me feel guilty?

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Judge me? I'm a good guy.
So maybe I'm not perfect.

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But I'm expected to what...
search inside of myself

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and confront
the bad things I've done?

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Okay, fine! I made him suffer
in a really bad war!

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I'm a monster!

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How can I pay
for what I've done?!

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You can be forgiven for how you
treated Sergeant Pat Mounder

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if you seek absolution
from above.

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And Sarge is probably fine,
right?

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Right? Right?
Right? Right?

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Sergeant Mounder
was thrown into war after war

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until every shred
of his flesh was blown up.

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They managed to keep
his essence alive,

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though he was stripped down
to pure consciousness energy...

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the perfect killing machine.

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Contrite,
Private Pontle prostrated

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before his higher power,

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begging for holiness
to bright his life.

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It is often said

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you should never give a man's
pure consciousness

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a clear shot
to exact vengeance.

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But the yucks was on
the sergeant again

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because, when you're tormented
by the itch of guilt,

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there is only one path
to relief.

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That's good. Yes, yes.
Right there. To the left.

201
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Yes. Right there, yes.
That's good.

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I'm free!

203
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I'm basking in love.

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I'm basking in love!

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- I'm basking in love!
- And if you spend your life

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praying for the light of love...

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- I'm basking in love!
- ...you magnify it in your head

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until it can caress the stuff
between your atoms...

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- Aaaah!
- ...that gunk in there

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that makes them
all stick together as one whole.

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Aaaah!

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