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credits

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Yes!

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Yes!

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What is it, Kyle?

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I got fulfilled!

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It's all the stuff I ordered
for the bike parade.

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Yeah?

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Kyle, did you get your stuff?!
I got my stuff!

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Yeah, dude, Stan and Kenny
got their stuff, too!

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Bring it all over to my house!

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We gotta get ready
for the bike parade!

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Hey, were my boxes there, too?

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No, Dad. These were special
deliveries from Jeff Bezos.

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We helped Amazon
with their strike,

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and he had our orders shipped.

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Jeff Bezos?

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The founder and CEO of Amazon?

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Yeah! We helped him find workers
to work during the strike.

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So he found our orders
and had them sent to us.

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Well, can he find my packages, too?

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No, I know. They said the
workers are still on strike.

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They don't know when
our orders will...

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Alexa, can I have my stuff shipped
from a different fulfill...

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No, that is a bad dog, Banjo!

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Bad dog!

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Yes!

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Jeff Bezos?! Are you
freakin' kidding me?!

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Why is Jeff Bezos
sending you packages?

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Do you even care there's
a strike going on?!

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Mrph rmhmhm rmhmhm.

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Bike parade?!

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Your dad is part of the
strike, you little shit!

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This whole town is suffering
because of Amazon,

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and you're out worrying
about a bike parade!

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I can't even believe you
would say that, Sharon!

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Randy, it's time to face it.

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Your weed-farm idea didn't work.

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You barely sell to
two people a day.

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It's the stupid Amazon strike!

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I rely on things for
marketing, Sharon.

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A small business needs
products for exposure,

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and until those assholes
go back to work,

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small businesses
are gonna suffer!

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Ex-Excuse me. Could
I buy some weed?

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Yeah. Yeah, of course.

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Out early today?

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Yeah, it's this
stupid Amazon strike.

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None of my orders are
getting fulfilled,

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and I just need something
to take the edge off.

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Yeah, tell me about it.

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Hey, are you selling weed?

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Yeah.

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My wife is going nuts not
getting her packages.

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I told her I'd find
her some kush.

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Yeah, the Amazon
strike really sucks.

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Hey, man, we're about to go
spend a day in a picket line.

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Can you sell us some weed?

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You're strikers?

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Well, why don't you
guys get back to work

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so we can get our packages?

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Hey, fuck you, buddy!

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Okay, okay, hold on.

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Lemme get some more weed.

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It's day five of the Amazon
Fulfillment Center Strike.

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Nothing has been resolved,

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and there is
ever-mounting tension

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between the striking
Amazon workers

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and the people who
want their stuff.

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Josh Carter is an Amazon employee

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who suffered a
horrific workplace accident.

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In order to drum
up support for the strike,

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he's recently FedExed
himself to Washington.

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How are things going, Josh?

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They're going well, Tom. Thank you.

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You know,
what happened to me

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could happen to any
worker at a fulfillment center.

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I'm speaking
to Congress here

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and then heading back
to Colorado tomorrow via UPS.

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Meanwhile, Amazon says
it's training new workers

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to replace the strikers.

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However, because
the workers previously worked in a mall,

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they've had no human contact
for quite some time.

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Welcome to the
fulfillment center.

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I'm your floor manager,
Stephen Stotch.

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Being a fulfiller isn't hard.

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You just follow
a few basic steps.

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You start by getting an order
on your fulfillment device.

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It's order 6,503.

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Mrs. Sandy Milner wants a
Luminart coffee grinder.

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So, you send that order

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to the first available
transaction robot.

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Okay, the robot will
locate the grinder

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and bring it to
the packing area.

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Now, put the coffee grinder in
the box to fulfill the order.

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Go on, put it in.

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This isn't very fulfilling.

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Sure it is. You just
gotta get into it, okay?

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That's one order down.

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We have 12,400 more to go.

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All right, there you go, friend.

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That's an ounce of weed,

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and thanks for supportin'
small business. Next.

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Hey, could you sell me
more than an ounce?

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Sorry, friend. That's the law.

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Us simple farmin' folk respect
the law and each other.

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No, it's fine. I'll just go over

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to the Anderson Weed
Farm and buy more there.

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Well, don't buy weed from them.

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Their weed sucks.

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It's a long way to
drive out here.

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Need to make it worth my while.

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Shit!

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This whole Amazon strike

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has more people smoking
weed than ever.

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We have to make sure. Tegridy Weed
stays ahead of the competition!

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We need to find a way to get
the weed to the people.

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Yeah, like a... like
a delivery service.

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Some way so people don't
have to drive out here

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and even see the
other weed farms!

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You know what they got?

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They got these
e-scooters nowadays.

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You mean the things that almost
killed us all on Halloween?

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Yeah, I 'member.

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What if we use e-scooters

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to get the weed directly
to the customers?

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Holy shit.

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We could have Tegridy
all over town.

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What the...

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Stephen! Stephen,
it's a miracle!

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I don't understand.

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Look, Dad! A whole-new bicycle!

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I'll win the bike
parade for sure!

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You must have gotten our
Prime membership back!

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I guess I did.

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The bigwigs promoted
me to manager.

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I've been training
new employees.

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When did all this stuff arrive?

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It just came a few hours ago.

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Stephen, you did it!

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Your townspeople
are beginning to learn

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that cooperation is
rewarded by fulfillment.

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Now there's only one true
enemy who stands in our way.

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Tonight, he is giving a
talk on Marxist theory.

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How is the common
worker kept submissive?

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By the institutions
and the ideology

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of the bourgeoisie.

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We only ask for compassion,

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for a fair share of the
fruits of our labors.

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Yeah, it's this Saturday.

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Everyone's gonna watch.

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You girls should
come check it out.

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Yeah, it's gonna be a pretty
nice bike parade, I suppose.

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Hey, Larry!

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You gettin' excited
for the bike parade?

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Yeah, I guess I'm
lookin' forward to it,

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I dunno.

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Wow.

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I guess my bike could
be in the bike parade.

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I-I hadn't really
thought about it.

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Y-you girls check out the flags

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on the back of my bike?

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They're... They're silk.

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Yeah.

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I'll see you there, Larry.
Later, girls.

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Yippieeeeeee!

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Amazon boxes?!

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It might be!

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Yes?!.

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Hello, sir. I have
your weed delivery.

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My what?

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That's mine.

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There you are, ma'am.

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Enjoy your Tegridy.

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You got a...? Are...
Are we splitting that?

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Get your own.

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Do you have more?

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We're here to please the customer!

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Dude, we did it.

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They look amazing.

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There's no way we can't win, you guys.

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We are going to kill
at the bike parade.

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We finally did it.

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We worked together, we
overcame adversity,

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and everything is finally
gonna be cool again.

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All right, Kenny's here.

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Come on, dude, we're gonna
take 'em for a test spin.

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Mrph rmhmhm.

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Mrph rmh rmphm.

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You're not gonna do
the bike parade?

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Why not?!

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Mrph rmhmhm,

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mrph rmhmhm rm mrph rmhmhm.

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Commodity fetishism?

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Mrph rmh rmphm.

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Kenny, you can't quit now!

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We have a four-bike theme!

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Yeah, how do we do the changing
face of immigrants in America

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without the Philippines?!

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Mrph rmhmhm rm! Mrph rmh.

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Kenny, no, you can't do this!

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We've worked so hard,

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and we've come so
close... My God!

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My God!
My anxiety!

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My anxiety is going
off, you guys!

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Come on, Kenny, don't be a dick.

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Mrph rmhmhm rm!

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Mrph rmh rmphm mrph!

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My God. We did so much!

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We went through all this,
and he just quits?!

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That's it! That's it!

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I'm gonna shoot up the school!

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Don't shoot up the school.

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No, 'cause it's not fair!

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You work your ass
off for nothing,

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and now my anxiety's back,

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and I'm gonna shoot
up the schoooooool!

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Here come the temp workers!

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Scabs!

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Scabs! Scabs!

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Scabs! Scabs! Scabs!

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Yeah, it's not always
easy being a fulfiller,

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but I think, eventually,

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you'll find it's
a rewarding job.

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I don't really care. I
just want my stuff.

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If I have to work at
Amazon to get my packages,

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then so be it.

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Stotch! Hey, Stotch!

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What do you want, Stewart?

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I just thought
you'd want to know

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the kind of people
you're selling out for.

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What are you talking about?

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It's Josh, man.

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He's gone missing.

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How's it going?

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How's it look like it's going?

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There's no way we're gonna
win this stupid bike parade.

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Our bikes aren't so bad.

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Face it, Stan! Our bikes suck!

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We're gonna lose!

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We're gonna be the laughingstock
of the whole thing!

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Kyle's right. I already
bragged to everyone

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we were gonna beat them like
bitches at the bike parade.

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We're gonna look like
total douchebags.

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I thought the four of
us were unstoppable.

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We are, it's just Kenny fuck us again.

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I wish there never
was a bike parade.

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Yeah.

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Hey...

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What if there wasn't?

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What?

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What if the bike parade got canceled?

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We're never gonna win
the bike parade,

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but if we get it canceled,
then everybody loses.

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How do we get the
bike parade canceled?

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How do you get anything cancelled?

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You bitch about it
being insensitive!

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Hey, yeah.

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We can go to the mayor and
force her to cancel it.

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What's offensive
about a bike parade?

260
00:11:09,829 --> 00:11:11,464
What's offensive
about a bike parade?

261
00:11:11,497 --> 00:11:13,633
Kyle, you small-minded
piece of shit.

262
00:11:13,666 --> 00:11:15,835
We should cancel you
just for saying that.

263
00:11:15,869 --> 00:11:17,303
I get it.

264
00:11:17,337 --> 00:11:18,371
Yeah!

265
00:11:18,404 --> 00:11:19,372
Yeah!

266
00:11:19,405 --> 00:11:21,107
Everybody loses, you guys.

267
00:11:24,929 --> 00:11:26,771
Do you know who I am?

268
00:11:27,213 --> 00:11:29,716
Yeah. You're Jeff Bezos.

269
00:11:29,741 --> 00:11:31,443
And you are Josh,

270
00:11:31,468 --> 00:11:34,938
former Amazon employee who
suffered a workplace accident.

271
00:11:34,988 --> 00:11:36,623
You were wrongly
packaged into a box,

272
00:11:36,656 --> 00:11:37,833
and now, if any one
tries to open it,

273
00:11:37,857 --> 00:11:39,425
your insides will burst apart.

274
00:11:39,459 --> 00:11:41,818
So, you seek revenge.

275
00:11:41,843 --> 00:11:43,578
This isn't about revenge, Bezos.

276
00:11:43,763 --> 00:11:45,899
It's about the production
of too many useful things

277
00:11:45,932 --> 00:11:48,168
resulting in too
many useless people.

278
00:11:48,201 --> 00:11:50,236
See how the box
ridicules commercialism

279
00:11:50,270 --> 00:11:52,805
in order to try and feel
better about itself.

280
00:11:52,839 --> 00:11:54,014
Damn you!

281
00:11:54,039 --> 00:11:57,118
You made everything nice and
convenient, didn't you, Bezos?

282
00:11:57,143 --> 00:11:59,879
But humans are more
than consumers.

283
00:11:59,913 --> 00:12:01,114
That's very eloquent...

284
00:12:01,147 --> 00:12:02,342
for a box...

285
00:12:02,367 --> 00:12:04,335
a box that is the last
thing standing in the way

286
00:12:04,360 --> 00:12:07,463
of real economic
progress for this town.

287
00:12:07,488 --> 00:12:08,890
What are you gonna do to me?

288
00:12:08,915 --> 00:12:11,284
I'm not going to do
anything to you.

289
00:12:11,370 --> 00:12:14,340
Alexa, go ahead. Send them in.

290
00:12:18,865 --> 00:12:20,200
Hello, children.

291
00:12:20,233 --> 00:12:22,202
Uncle Jeff has a
surprise for you!

292
00:12:22,235 --> 00:12:24,804
Who wants a special present
for the bike parade?

293
00:12:24,838 --> 00:12:26,272
Me! Me! Me! Me! Me!

294
00:12:26,306 --> 00:12:27,841
My God.

295
00:12:27,874 --> 00:12:29,876
Whoever opens the box
gets what's inside.

296
00:12:29,909 --> 00:12:33,479
No! No, don't give in to
your consumerism, kids!

297
00:12:38,576 --> 00:12:41,037
It's mine! It's mine!
I got it! I get it!

298
00:12:47,193 --> 00:12:50,196
Every year, I win
the bike parade.

299
00:12:50,230 --> 00:12:53,233
It's the one thing I care about.

300
00:12:53,266 --> 00:12:55,207
Now, there's kids out there
who have better bikes than me

301
00:12:55,232 --> 00:12:58,396
because you won't get off
your ass and work, Dad!

302
00:12:58,421 --> 00:13:01,850
Larry, I want to! But I'd
be a no-good traitor.

303
00:13:01,875 --> 00:13:03,510
Can't you understand?!

304
00:13:03,543 --> 00:13:05,845
All I understand is that you suck!

305
00:13:09,282 --> 00:13:10,750
Where are you going?

306
00:13:10,783 --> 00:13:11,834
Son's right.

307
00:13:11,859 --> 00:13:13,603
Picket line or not,
I'm gonna cross it...

308
00:13:13,628 --> 00:13:15,091
right now!

309
00:13:15,922 --> 00:13:18,459
Hello, sir. I have
your weed delivery.

310
00:13:18,532 --> 00:13:19,600
My weed.

311
00:13:19,664 --> 00:13:21,099
Forgot I ordered that.

312
00:13:21,227 --> 00:13:23,596
Hey, listen, we
have an app now.

313
00:13:23,630 --> 00:13:25,098
You can keep track
of your orders

314
00:13:25,131 --> 00:13:27,367
and get your Tegridy
delivered even faster.

315
00:13:27,400 --> 00:13:28,968
Oop. There's an order now.

316
00:13:31,804 --> 00:13:33,716
The first thing we've got to do
to get the bike parade cancelled

317
00:13:33,740 --> 00:13:34,908
is raise awareness.

318
00:13:34,941 --> 00:13:36,876
Yeah. We're gonna need
poster boards, markers,

319
00:13:36,910 --> 00:13:38,344
and lots of glitter and glue.

320
00:13:38,378 --> 00:13:39,746
I can't believe
Kenny bailed on us

321
00:13:39,779 --> 00:13:41,881
just because he thinks
Jeff Bezos is a bad guy.

322
00:13:41,915 --> 00:13:43,492
Yeah. How can somebody who
gives you whatever you want

323
00:13:43,516 --> 00:13:44,551
be a bad guy?

324
00:13:46,743 --> 00:13:48,059
It's locked.

325
00:13:48,896 --> 00:13:51,457
They're closed.
We're all closed.

326
00:13:51,491 --> 00:13:53,293
Our coffee shop... everything.

327
00:13:53,326 --> 00:13:54,537
But we're outraged
about something.

328
00:13:54,561 --> 00:13:55,795
We need glitter and glue.

329
00:13:55,828 --> 00:13:57,997
Yeah, well, when the Amazon
fulfillment center opened,

330
00:13:58,031 --> 00:13:59,997
everything else went
out of business.

331
00:14:00,022 --> 00:14:01,647
I let it happen.

332
00:14:02,035 --> 00:14:03,403
I thought the fulfillment center

333
00:14:03,436 --> 00:14:05,572
would be nothing but
great for the town.

334
00:14:05,605 --> 00:14:08,294
Instead, it's... It's buried us.

335
00:14:09,008 --> 00:14:10,802
But it's Christmas.

336
00:14:11,135 --> 00:14:13,489
It's Christmas, and
we've no presents...

337
00:14:13,514 --> 00:14:15,249
no decorations,

338
00:14:15,470 --> 00:14:17,739
and there's no one
who can help us.

339
00:14:20,153 --> 00:14:21,568
Look!

340
00:14:22,078 --> 00:14:24,614
Ho ho ho ho!

341
00:14:24,639 --> 00:14:26,208
It's Santa!

342
00:14:29,696 --> 00:14:31,331
It's a miracle!

343
00:14:34,267 --> 00:14:38,571
I heard some people here might
need a little Christmas magic.

344
00:14:38,605 --> 00:14:40,273
We sure do, Santa!

345
00:14:40,306 --> 00:14:42,308
It's only a couple
weeks until Christmas,

346
00:14:42,342 --> 00:14:44,132
and we don't have any presents!

347
00:14:44,157 --> 00:14:46,988
Well, that's no problem
for the hometown

348
00:14:47,013 --> 00:14:49,148
of my favorite holiday poo!

349
00:14:49,190 --> 00:14:51,429
Where is Mr. Hankey?

350
00:14:54,587 --> 00:14:57,522
Where is that old bundle
of Christmas cheer?

351
00:14:59,013 --> 00:15:00,101
We...

352
00:15:00,627 --> 00:15:02,983
We had to get rid of Mr. Hankey.

353
00:15:03,375 --> 00:15:04,881
Got rid of him?

354
00:15:04,905 --> 00:15:07,408
Mr. Hankey did
something bad,

355
00:15:07,433 --> 00:15:09,669
and we were forced
to make him...

356
00:15:09,702 --> 00:15:11,104
leave.

357
00:15:11,137 --> 00:15:12,238
Forever.

358
00:15:12,272 --> 00:15:14,807
Jesus. What'd he do? Fuck a kid?

359
00:15:14,841 --> 00:15:16,342
No, he...

360
00:15:16,376 --> 00:15:18,144
He tweeted some...

361
00:15:18,178 --> 00:15:19,979
inappropriate things.

362
00:15:21,881 --> 00:15:25,385
He tweeted some
inappropriate things?

363
00:15:27,987 --> 00:15:29,756
You bunch of...

364
00:15:29,789 --> 00:15:31,891
I'm getting back
in my sleigh now.

365
00:15:31,925 --> 00:15:34,227
No, no, no, no! Wait, wait, wait! Please!

366
00:15:34,260 --> 00:15:35,495
Merry Christmas!

367
00:15:35,528 --> 00:15:39,297
Have fun sucking Jeff Bezos'
dick, you bunch a cunts!

368
00:15:51,242 --> 00:15:53,677
Continuing with
non-stop holiday music.

369
00:15:53,711 --> 00:15:56,680
Here's a song from that hot
new group, The PC babies.

370
00:15:56,714 --> 00:15:59,417
It's a song about how
the idea of Mrs. Claus

371
00:15:59,450 --> 00:16:01,385
perpetuates female stereotypes.

372
00:16:01,419 --> 00:16:04,321
It's called "Jingle
All the Waggghgh."

373
00:16:11,429 --> 00:16:12,696
Hey, Dad...

374
00:16:12,730 --> 00:16:13,864
listen...

375
00:16:13,898 --> 00:16:15,666
I don't need anything more.

376
00:16:15,699 --> 00:16:19,670
I mean, if I don't win that
bike parade, I don't care.

377
00:16:19,703 --> 00:16:21,539
I have you guys, and
that's more important

378
00:16:21,572 --> 00:16:23,407
than a bike parade will ever be.

379
00:16:23,432 --> 00:16:25,200
No it isn't, Butters.

380
00:16:25,242 --> 00:16:27,645
I want to quit
working for Amazon.

381
00:16:27,678 --> 00:16:30,114
I want to join my friends
in striking, but...

382
00:16:30,147 --> 00:16:33,617
I know that you have to have
your stuff to be happy.

383
00:16:33,651 --> 00:16:35,186
No, I don't dad.

384
00:16:35,219 --> 00:16:38,422
You need your Amazon Prime shows
and your music and your books

385
00:16:38,456 --> 00:16:40,131
and your things
delivered to your door,

386
00:16:40,156 --> 00:16:42,993
like little presents to yourself
that make you feel satisfied.

387
00:16:43,018 --> 00:16:46,226
I can live without those
things, but you can't.

388
00:16:46,330 --> 00:16:47,865
That's why...

389
00:16:47,898 --> 00:16:50,218
I'm gonna continue
to work at Amazon...

390
00:16:50,243 --> 00:16:51,277
for you.

391
00:16:53,528 --> 00:16:54,572
Hello, sir.

392
00:16:54,605 --> 00:16:57,041
I'm with the Tegridy
Weed Company.

393
00:16:57,074 --> 00:16:58,843
We're just making
sure folks are aware

394
00:16:58,876 --> 00:17:01,545
of our new rewards program.

395
00:17:01,579 --> 00:17:02,980
What?

396
00:17:03,013 --> 00:17:06,617
We now have three levels of
membership for our weed.

397
00:17:06,650 --> 00:17:10,454
There's Tegridy, Tegridy
Plus, and Tegridy Elite.

398
00:17:10,488 --> 00:17:14,258
But you don't want to be elite,
'cause elite's got no Tegridy.

399
00:17:19,653 --> 00:17:23,301
It's just such bullcrap, you guys.

400
00:17:23,567 --> 00:17:25,603
Such bullcrap.

401
00:17:25,636 --> 00:17:27,938
How come everything out
there is getting cancelled,

402
00:17:27,972 --> 00:17:30,903
but when it comes to us,
we just can't do it?

403
00:17:31,748 --> 00:17:35,118
I mean, are we supposed
to just keep going?

404
00:17:35,246 --> 00:17:38,916
Just go on, making total
asses of ourselves?

405
00:17:38,949 --> 00:17:40,084
No.

406
00:17:40,117 --> 00:17:42,686
No. The problem is that,
when it comes to outrage,

407
00:17:42,720 --> 00:17:44,722
your average person actually
doesn't give a shit

408
00:17:44,755 --> 00:17:46,879
unless it has something
to do with them.

409
00:17:46,904 --> 00:17:48,539
That's right. We've
been selfish.

410
00:17:48,659 --> 00:17:50,394
We can't get the parade
cancelled for us.

411
00:17:50,428 --> 00:17:52,062
We have to do it for
all the other people

412
00:17:52,096 --> 00:17:54,374
who want it cancelled, but their
voices aren't being heard!

413
00:17:54,398 --> 00:17:56,667
Yeah. What, did we think
this was a joke?

414
00:17:56,700 --> 00:17:58,069
The bike parade is offensive,

415
00:17:58,102 --> 00:18:00,647
and the government
thinks they can just force it on everyone!

416
00:18:00,671 --> 00:18:02,773
Come on! I'm actually
pissed off now!

417
00:18:07,978 --> 00:18:10,948
Mayor, we demand you
cancel the bike parade!

418
00:18:10,981 --> 00:18:13,884
It is nihilistic and out of touch
with progressive thinking!

419
00:18:16,921 --> 00:18:18,031
What's the matter?

420
00:18:18,055 --> 00:18:20,044
Afraid you wouldn't win?

421
00:18:20,391 --> 00:18:21,692
It's him.

422
00:18:21,725 --> 00:18:24,295
The bike parade was
quite useful to me.

423
00:18:24,328 --> 00:18:27,665
You see, people will do
anything to have fulfillment.

424
00:18:27,698 --> 00:18:29,600
They finally realized
the only way to get it

425
00:18:29,633 --> 00:18:33,070
would be to all work for
the fulfillment center.

426
00:18:33,111 --> 00:18:35,900
Who would use a bike parade
like some $20 hooker?

427
00:18:35,924 --> 00:18:37,307
Kenny was right about you.

428
00:18:37,308 --> 00:18:38,909
You're a bad guy.

429
00:18:38,943 --> 00:18:40,931
You mean your little
socialist friend?

430
00:18:40,956 --> 00:18:43,781
Yes, he's starting to
rattle his sword, now, too.

431
00:18:43,814 --> 00:18:45,823
Alexa, kill Kenny.

432
00:18:45,848 --> 00:18:47,816
Okay. I'll kill Kenny for you.

433
00:18:47,952 --> 00:18:48,919
No!

434
00:18:48,953 --> 00:18:50,254
Why are you doing this?

435
00:18:50,287 --> 00:18:52,723
Don't you see I'm
trying to help?

436
00:18:52,757 --> 00:18:55,092
Before, there was war
between classes,

437
00:18:55,126 --> 00:18:57,361
customers and workers at odds.

438
00:18:57,394 --> 00:18:59,563
All I've done is create
the new class...

439
00:18:59,597 --> 00:19:01,465
the consumer/worker.

440
00:19:01,499 --> 00:19:02,833
The future.

441
00:19:02,867 --> 00:19:05,002
Right now, your
parents, your teachers,

442
00:19:05,035 --> 00:19:06,604
everyone you know are showing up

443
00:19:06,637 --> 00:19:08,339
to work at the
fulfillment center,

444
00:19:08,372 --> 00:19:12,710
and I'm afraid you are all
going to lose the bike parade.

445
00:19:12,743 --> 00:19:14,845
Bezos!

446
00:19:14,879 --> 00:19:17,481
Bezos!

447
00:19:17,515 --> 00:19:20,284
Bezos!

448
00:19:20,317 --> 00:19:22,620
Bezos!

449
00:19:22,653 --> 00:19:24,955
Bezos!

450
00:19:30,060 --> 00:19:31,842
Hello, Bezos.

451
00:19:32,062 --> 00:19:34,398
You can take your
fulfillment center

452
00:19:34,432 --> 00:19:37,868
and fulfill it right up your ass!

453
00:19:37,902 --> 00:19:40,504
You see, there's one thing
you didn't count on,

454
00:19:40,538 --> 00:19:42,440
and that's Tegridy.

455
00:19:42,473 --> 00:19:45,376
Just look in the eyes
of these people.

456
00:19:45,409 --> 00:19:47,578
Everyone has Tegridy now...

457
00:19:47,611 --> 00:19:50,347
Tegridy that you will
never understand.

458
00:19:50,381 --> 00:19:53,417
We aren't just different
classes of people anymore.

459
00:19:53,451 --> 00:19:55,953
We are a town.

460
00:19:55,986 --> 00:19:57,788
Are you all high?

461
00:19:57,822 --> 00:19:59,990
No... No...

462
00:20:00,024 --> 00:20:01,459
Why do you ask that?

463
00:20:01,492 --> 00:20:03,809
Because I'm over here.

464
00:20:04,816 --> 00:20:06,251
Hang on...

465
00:20:06,276 --> 00:20:08,012
Hold on. Okay, I got it.

466
00:20:08,132 --> 00:20:09,400
Anyways...

467
00:20:09,433 --> 00:20:11,635
You see, Tegridy is something
that can't be understood

468
00:20:11,669 --> 00:20:13,337
by big corporations.

469
00:20:13,370 --> 00:20:14,972
They'll try to
package Tegridy,

470
00:20:15,005 --> 00:20:17,475
but only I can really
package Tegridy.

471
00:20:17,508 --> 00:20:18,985
I got more money now
'cause of Tegridy.

472
00:20:19,009 --> 00:20:20,111
That's 'cause I figured out

473
00:20:20,144 --> 00:20:21,479
how to get Tegridy to everyone.

474
00:20:21,512 --> 00:20:23,881
And that's... now everyone
is in this state of Tegridy

475
00:20:23,914 --> 00:20:25,082
that's impenetrable.

476
00:20:25,116 --> 00:20:26,617
Am I making sense?

477
00:20:26,650 --> 00:20:27,785
No!

478
00:20:27,818 --> 00:20:31,222
The point is, nobody's
coming to work for you.

479
00:20:31,255 --> 00:20:35,559
So you can take your whole plan
and fulfill it somewhere else!

480
00:20:40,064 --> 00:20:42,199
Damn you, Tegridy!

481
00:20:44,368 --> 00:20:46,871
? Ice cold beer,
down-home Days?

482
00:20:46,904 --> 00:20:49,306
? Country music and
bike parades?

483
00:20:49,340 --> 00:20:51,876
We got Tegridy all around

484
00:20:51,909 --> 00:20:53,177
? Round -? Round

485
00:20:53,210 --> 00:20:54,888
? That's life livin'
in our Colorado town?

486
00:20:58,349 --> 00:20:59,884
I guess they are offensive.

487
00:20:59,917 --> 00:21:02,386
? We don't need nothin'
from big corporations?

488
00:21:02,420 --> 00:21:05,022
? We don't need progress
or fancy educations?

489
00:21:05,055 --> 00:21:07,591
? Maybe our Tegridy
keeps us down?

490
00:21:07,625 --> 00:21:08,893
? Down -? Down

491
00:21:08,926 --> 00:21:11,395
? But that's life livin'
in our Colorado town?

492
00:21:11,429 --> 00:21:13,431
Hey, Mom. Hi, Dad.

493
00:21:13,464 --> 00:21:15,266
Sure are, Butters!

494
00:21:15,299 --> 00:21:18,035
? Now, we gotta learn to live
without boxes every day?

495
00:21:18,069 --> 00:21:20,538
? We might wake up tomorrow and
wonder why they went away?

496
00:21:20,571 --> 00:21:23,107
? Guess you might call us a
bunch of white trash hicks?

497
00:21:23,140 --> 00:21:24,642
? Hicks -? Hicks

498
00:21:24,675 --> 00:21:28,712
? But at least we ain't
suckin' no Bezosian Dicks?

499
00:21:28,746 --> 00:21:30,650
Tegridy Weed.

500
00:21:30,675 --> 00:21:34,746
Coming soon to a giant
online retailer near you.

501
00:21:34,770 --> 00:21:39,777
credits