1 00:00:00,036 --> 00:00:01,734 Previously on "Legends of Tomorrow"... 2 00:00:01,737 --> 00:00:02,984 I couldn't send Neron into hell 3 00:00:02,987 --> 00:00:04,757 without sending Dez down with him. 4 00:00:04,760 --> 00:00:06,578 I killed the man I loved, and for what? 5 00:00:06,581 --> 00:00:08,352 John, you have to stop this. 6 00:00:08,355 --> 00:00:09,821 If Desmond isn't dragged to hell 7 00:00:09,823 --> 00:00:10,929 and you don't join the Legends, 8 00:00:10,931 --> 00:00:12,489 the effects could be cataclysmic. 9 00:00:12,492 --> 00:00:14,459 History be bloody damned. 10 00:00:14,461 --> 00:00:15,994 I really care about you. 11 00:00:15,996 --> 00:00:17,817 This thing between us, it isn't real. 12 00:00:17,820 --> 00:00:19,064 It never was. 13 00:00:23,612 --> 00:00:25,102 - Uh... - What's that? 14 00:00:25,105 --> 00:00:26,638 I think John just broke time. 15 00:00:29,243 --> 00:00:31,810 Oy, Z, check this out. 16 00:00:31,812 --> 00:00:33,411 I got my powers back. 17 00:00:35,268 --> 00:00:37,093 Zari. 18 00:00:39,386 --> 00:00:40,852 Constantine did it. 19 00:00:40,854 --> 00:00:43,153 He changed the timeline back in New Orleans. 20 00:00:43,156 --> 00:00:44,689 He saved old Dez. 21 00:00:46,393 --> 00:00:49,628 Unfortunately, I have no idea why you're a cat, Z. 22 00:00:49,630 --> 00:00:51,997 Oh, quit your whinging. 23 00:00:51,999 --> 00:00:53,692 I know it's a pretty raw deal for you. 24 00:00:53,695 --> 00:00:54,804 Especially 'cause... 25 00:00:54,807 --> 00:00:56,768 Well, who knows what they put in cat food. 26 00:00:58,105 --> 00:01:02,841 On the plus side you are cute as hell. 27 00:01:02,843 --> 00:01:06,473 Z, it has been an experience. 28 00:01:06,476 --> 00:01:08,680 Now, I'm gonna set the autopilot 29 00:01:08,682 --> 00:01:11,182 to take you back to the "Waverider," 30 00:01:11,184 --> 00:01:15,887 but first we're gonna drop me off somewhere fabulous. 31 00:01:17,495 --> 00:01:22,626 - Synced and corrected by VitoSilans - ... www.Addic7ed.com ... 32 00:01:33,273 --> 00:01:36,041 Hope y'all are thirsty for champagne. 33 00:01:36,043 --> 00:01:39,110 Because I'm feeling a little bubbly. 34 00:01:39,112 --> 00:01:42,180 Whoo! 35 00:01:50,223 --> 00:01:52,123 Hello, Red. 36 00:01:52,125 --> 00:01:56,494 Ms. Monroe. How's lady luck treating you? 37 00:01:56,496 --> 00:01:58,963 Ooh. Ooh. 38 00:02:02,501 --> 00:02:04,168 Red, it's me. Charlie. 39 00:02:04,171 --> 00:02:07,305 - Shapeshifter. - Cheers to Saint Patrick. 40 00:02:07,307 --> 00:02:08,740 What are you doing here? 41 00:02:08,742 --> 00:02:11,076 I haven't seen you since we escaped from that prison. 42 00:02:11,078 --> 00:02:13,011 Yeah. Hey listen, mate. 43 00:02:13,013 --> 00:02:14,879 You got to stop doing your leprechaun magic 44 00:02:14,881 --> 00:02:16,681 so out in the open like this, all right? 45 00:02:16,683 --> 00:02:18,550 I do this all the time. 46 00:02:18,552 --> 00:02:20,919 These humans, they don't notice anything. 47 00:02:20,921 --> 00:02:22,414 Watch. 48 00:02:25,158 --> 00:02:28,693 Lucky 11. Winner! 49 00:02:28,695 --> 00:02:29,861 Quit doing that. 50 00:02:29,863 --> 00:02:31,763 But I'm just having a little fun. 51 00:02:31,765 --> 00:02:33,498 What's got you so worried? 52 00:02:33,500 --> 00:02:34,966 The Magic Police? 53 00:02:34,968 --> 00:02:36,701 They're called the Legends and I'm just trying 54 00:02:36,703 --> 00:02:38,503 to stay off their radar for a little while. 55 00:02:38,505 --> 00:02:40,105 Sounds to me like you're scared. 56 00:02:40,107 --> 00:02:41,421 What, of them? 57 00:02:41,424 --> 00:02:42,990 No, no, no, they're not dangerous. 58 00:02:42,993 --> 00:02:45,642 They're just annoying little boy scouts, you know? 59 00:02:47,047 --> 00:02:52,183 Reach for the sky, you filthy animals. 60 00:02:52,185 --> 00:02:54,185 Pretty please. 61 00:02:54,187 --> 00:02:56,154 He asked nicely. 62 00:02:56,156 --> 00:02:57,455 Greetings, gentlemen. 63 00:02:57,457 --> 00:02:59,824 Ah, the leprechaun. 64 00:02:59,826 --> 00:03:01,292 You fellas play? 65 00:03:01,294 --> 00:03:04,162 Ahh... no. 66 00:03:09,569 --> 00:03:12,434 Oh, my God. Why did you do that? 67 00:03:12,437 --> 00:03:14,005 Marilyn Monroe. 68 00:03:14,007 --> 00:03:16,775 I am killing it at historical figure bingo. 69 00:03:16,777 --> 00:03:18,476 All right, everyone, calm down. 70 00:03:18,478 --> 00:03:19,844 We just saved your butts 71 00:03:19,846 --> 00:03:22,213 from a very dangerous magical creature. 72 00:03:22,215 --> 00:03:24,749 Who are you guys? 73 00:03:27,875 --> 00:03:30,293 CUSTODIANS OF THE CHRONOLOGY 74 00:03:35,675 --> 00:03:38,051 STARRING DR. RAYMOND PALMER AS THE ATOM 75 00:03:42,640 --> 00:03:45,142 GARIMA AS GARIMA MICK RORY AS HEATWAVE 76 00:03:48,893 --> 00:03:51,294 Hi, Nate Heywood. Monster hunter. 77 00:03:51,297 --> 00:03:53,364 Just wanted you ladies to know you're in good hands. 78 00:03:55,528 --> 00:03:57,863 AND NATHANIEL HEYWOOD AS STEEL 79 00:03:57,951 --> 00:03:59,484 Man, Garima is gonna flip 80 00:03:59,486 --> 00:04:01,453 when she hears we met Marilyn Monroe. 81 00:04:01,455 --> 00:04:03,521 Do you think a murderous alien queen 82 00:04:03,523 --> 00:04:06,090 that sprang to life from Mick's fantasies is into Marilyn? 83 00:04:06,092 --> 00:04:08,460 Yes. 84 00:04:08,462 --> 00:04:11,963 Hmm. 85 00:04:11,965 --> 00:04:14,632 What is up with these guys? 86 00:04:14,634 --> 00:04:17,312 Gideon, any messages while we were gone? 87 00:04:17,315 --> 00:04:19,216 You missed calls from Barry Allen, 88 00:04:19,219 --> 00:04:21,239 Oliver Queen, and Kara Zor-El. 89 00:04:21,242 --> 00:04:23,408 Sounds like the annual crossover. 90 00:04:23,410 --> 00:04:25,577 Yeah, that's gonna be a hard pass. 91 00:04:25,579 --> 00:04:27,601 Did I tell you Oliver owes me money? 92 00:04:30,417 --> 00:04:32,281 I bet this year they'll swap costumes. 93 00:04:33,720 --> 00:04:36,354 Oh, Zari. Well, I'm glad to see 94 00:04:36,356 --> 00:04:38,022 that you made it back to the ship okay. 95 00:04:39,426 --> 00:04:42,160 Okay, I hear you. You're still mad at me. 96 00:04:42,162 --> 00:04:44,662 Listen, I really need your help. 97 00:04:46,066 --> 00:04:48,099 All right, yeah, I can see that being a cat 98 00:04:48,101 --> 00:04:49,801 is your main concern right now, 99 00:04:49,803 --> 00:04:52,837 but I still don't know why you're a cat. 100 00:04:52,839 --> 00:04:54,639 Ms. Tomaz was turned into a cat 101 00:04:54,641 --> 00:04:57,008 during the team's encounter with a Fairy Godmother. 102 00:04:57,010 --> 00:05:00,078 Whoa, Gideon, your latest upgrade, smoking. 103 00:05:00,080 --> 00:05:02,180 Thank you, Miss Jiwe. 104 00:05:02,182 --> 00:05:04,616 Amaya Jiwe, yup, that's me. 105 00:05:04,618 --> 00:05:07,548 And may I say your new upgrade and accent 106 00:05:07,551 --> 00:05:09,184 are also smoking. 107 00:05:09,187 --> 00:05:10,321 - Oh, yeah. - Mm-hmm. 108 00:05:10,323 --> 00:05:11,789 You know, I'm just trying something out. 109 00:05:13,260 --> 00:05:14,893 Yeah, okay, one last question. 110 00:05:14,895 --> 00:05:17,159 Why are the Legends homicidal wankers now? 111 00:05:17,162 --> 00:05:19,429 If you're referring to the Custodians of the Chronology, 112 00:05:19,432 --> 00:05:20,998 their policy towards magical creatures 113 00:05:21,001 --> 00:05:22,668 has been shoot on sight 114 00:05:22,671 --> 00:05:25,036 since their disastrous encounter at Woodstock. 115 00:05:25,038 --> 00:05:28,373 Right. Thanks, Gideon. 116 00:05:29,743 --> 00:05:31,175 Must be fallout from 117 00:05:31,177 --> 00:05:32,911 Constantine altering the timeline. 118 00:05:32,913 --> 00:05:35,960 Right, this zero tolerance bollocks ends now. 119 00:05:39,352 --> 00:05:41,419 Hey, people! 120 00:05:41,421 --> 00:05:43,922 I have an announcement to make. 121 00:05:43,924 --> 00:05:46,124 Please, gather around. 122 00:05:46,126 --> 00:05:47,792 Come listen. 123 00:05:47,794 --> 00:05:52,760 So I know our shoot-first, ask-questions-never policy 124 00:05:52,762 --> 00:05:57,331 has lead to some interesting decorations, 125 00:05:57,334 --> 00:05:59,200 but it's time to change. 126 00:05:59,203 --> 00:06:01,806 From now on we are going to capture the magical creatures 127 00:06:01,808 --> 00:06:06,477 and bring them to the Bureau like we are supposed to. 128 00:06:06,479 --> 00:06:08,846 Why are you looking at me weird? 129 00:06:08,848 --> 00:06:13,351 Well, just seems like a shame to change our policy now. 130 00:06:13,353 --> 00:06:16,621 Considering we're so close to capturing our white whale. 131 00:06:16,623 --> 00:06:18,289 That's a "Moby Dick" reference. 132 00:06:18,291 --> 00:06:21,492 And what is your white whale? 133 00:06:21,494 --> 00:06:23,843 The only creature we haven't been able to capture 134 00:06:23,846 --> 00:06:25,895 because it's quite elusive. 135 00:06:25,898 --> 00:06:30,000 Maybe because it has the ability to change shape. 136 00:06:30,003 --> 00:06:31,302 Shapeshifter! 137 00:06:31,304 --> 00:06:33,204 How dare you step on this ship 138 00:06:33,206 --> 00:06:35,473 and pretend to be our dead captain. 139 00:06:35,475 --> 00:06:36,774 What? 140 00:06:36,776 --> 00:06:38,199 Wait, Sara's dead? 141 00:06:38,202 --> 00:06:41,646 Yeah, that's why we know you're not Sara. 142 00:06:41,648 --> 00:06:43,441 Is that why you guys are like this? 143 00:06:43,444 --> 00:06:44,543 Like what? 144 00:06:44,546 --> 00:06:47,585 Hunting down magical creatures like it's a... 145 00:06:47,587 --> 00:06:50,288 Yes! 146 00:06:50,290 --> 00:06:51,723 Damn it, Garima. 147 00:06:51,725 --> 00:06:54,258 I called dibs on killing shapeshifter last week. 148 00:06:55,929 --> 00:06:57,765 You know what? He did. 149 00:06:57,768 --> 00:06:59,152 You remember when we were roasting 150 00:06:59,155 --> 00:07:00,965 that little baby Gryphon, 151 00:07:00,967 --> 00:07:02,667 which was delicious, by the way, 152 00:07:02,669 --> 00:07:04,302 but you guys got into an argument 153 00:07:04,304 --> 00:07:06,537 about who actually killed it, so then Ray got upset 154 00:07:06,539 --> 00:07:09,207 and he was like, "Hey, I wanna kill the shapeshifter." 155 00:07:10,610 --> 00:07:12,754 Oh, it heals itself and turns into Amaya. 156 00:07:12,757 --> 00:07:14,012 This is not good. 157 00:07:14,014 --> 00:07:17,415 - Kill her again! - I get to kill her this time. 158 00:07:17,417 --> 00:07:18,549 After her! 159 00:07:18,551 --> 00:07:20,780 Zari. 160 00:07:20,783 --> 00:07:22,016 Oh, bollocks. 161 00:07:22,019 --> 00:07:23,920 - Go, go! - Come on, Ray! 162 00:07:23,923 --> 00:07:25,923 Check the library! 163 00:07:25,925 --> 00:07:27,592 Make sure she doesn't steal anything! 164 00:07:32,599 --> 00:07:34,532 They've become maniacs. 165 00:07:34,534 --> 00:07:38,069 Okay, this is bad. 166 00:07:38,071 --> 00:07:41,472 What, Constantine? Yes, this is his fault. 167 00:07:41,474 --> 00:07:45,009 He needs to help us fix this, but where is he? 168 00:07:47,718 --> 00:07:50,348 DESTINATION LOCATED FEDERAL TIME BUREAU 169 00:07:50,349 --> 00:07:52,182 Nice work, Zari cat. 170 00:07:54,558 --> 00:07:57,519 TIME BUREAU HEADQUARTERS 2018 171 00:08:01,150 --> 00:08:04,618 I can't very well walk around here looking like this. 172 00:08:04,777 --> 00:08:07,612 RUNNER UP EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH AGENT GARY GREEN 173 00:08:10,737 --> 00:08:12,070 Oh, hush, it's still me 174 00:08:12,072 --> 00:08:15,339 despite the insane grin on my face. 175 00:08:24,350 --> 00:08:28,486 I don't remember there being a memorial here. 176 00:08:28,488 --> 00:08:32,223 - "Sara Lance struck down by unicorn." - BELOVED CAPTAIN, HERO, AND WARRIOR 177 00:08:32,225 --> 00:08:34,392 Bollocks. 178 00:08:34,394 --> 00:08:36,288 Gary, you're late. 179 00:08:36,291 --> 00:08:38,962 Uh, sorry, Mr. Heywood, 180 00:08:38,965 --> 00:08:43,000 my cat-sitter quit on me, so... 181 00:08:43,002 --> 00:08:45,251 This place is going to hell in a hand basket. 182 00:08:45,254 --> 00:08:46,520 Yeah, it's my bad, sir. 183 00:08:46,523 --> 00:08:48,906 Look, the Custodians of the Chronology 184 00:08:48,908 --> 00:08:50,765 just destroyed a freaking leprechaun. 185 00:08:50,768 --> 00:08:52,855 All right, you know what? If you see them, 186 00:08:52,858 --> 00:08:57,381 tell them they're getting a scream-down from me. 187 00:08:57,383 --> 00:08:59,617 Oh, one more thing, Mr. Heywood. 188 00:08:59,619 --> 00:09:02,386 Have you seen John Constantine around? 189 00:09:02,388 --> 00:09:03,855 Is that a joke? 190 00:09:03,857 --> 00:09:06,124 He's been in confinement for months. 191 00:09:06,126 --> 00:09:08,559 You put him there. 192 00:09:08,561 --> 00:09:10,728 - Idiots. - Right. 193 00:09:17,102 --> 00:09:19,615 This isn't the when when I'm supposed to be. 194 00:09:19,618 --> 00:09:21,873 Johnny... Johnny... 195 00:09:24,544 --> 00:09:26,377 No, the truth is not the truth! 196 00:09:26,379 --> 00:09:27,845 All right, this is not the when 197 00:09:27,847 --> 00:09:30,021 when I'm supposed to be. 198 00:09:30,024 --> 00:09:31,123 You should go. 199 00:09:31,126 --> 00:09:34,118 So what's real, Johnny? 200 00:09:34,120 --> 00:09:37,121 Reality is fractured, but the pieces, 201 00:09:37,123 --> 00:09:39,423 they speak to each other like light 202 00:09:39,425 --> 00:09:43,161 between broken mirrors. 203 00:09:43,163 --> 00:09:44,740 John Constantine. 204 00:09:44,743 --> 00:09:47,231 Confined for becoming dangerously unstable 205 00:09:47,233 --> 00:09:50,034 after suspected time crimes. 206 00:09:50,036 --> 00:09:51,702 Are you real? 207 00:09:51,704 --> 00:09:54,438 Do you exist? Because it's really hard to tell these days. 208 00:09:54,440 --> 00:09:56,374 Yup, bloke's gone cuckoo. 209 00:09:58,244 --> 00:09:59,777 Ha. 210 00:09:59,779 --> 00:10:01,946 I sense a familiar face. 211 00:10:01,948 --> 00:10:03,948 Who is that? 212 00:10:03,950 --> 00:10:05,904 Z? Z, Is that you? 213 00:10:05,907 --> 00:10:09,587 Why the transmogrification? Let's get this sorted out. 214 00:10:11,124 --> 00:10:13,357 Yeah, all right, I'm sorry, but this is the only way 215 00:10:13,360 --> 00:10:16,327 that you will know your true self. 216 00:10:20,132 --> 00:10:22,966 Oh, finally. 217 00:10:28,474 --> 00:10:30,808 Hairball. 218 00:10:30,810 --> 00:10:36,080 Because of you dicks, I have been a cat for so long. 219 00:10:36,082 --> 00:10:39,150 Do you know where this tongue has been? 220 00:10:39,152 --> 00:10:40,418 Places. 221 00:10:40,420 --> 00:10:42,286 I wasn't sure that reversal was gonna work 222 00:10:42,288 --> 00:10:44,155 because I've been feeling a little, 223 00:10:44,157 --> 00:10:45,623 you know, insane lately. 224 00:10:45,625 --> 00:10:47,692 Yeah, well, you only have yourself to blame. 225 00:10:47,694 --> 00:10:48,993 Wait, what? 226 00:10:48,995 --> 00:10:50,394 You created a time wave 227 00:10:50,396 --> 00:10:52,763 when you changed your past with Desmond. 228 00:10:52,765 --> 00:10:54,432 Because you're the epicenter, 229 00:10:54,434 --> 00:10:56,934 your experience of this timeline and that one 230 00:10:56,936 --> 00:10:58,669 both exist in your brain. 231 00:10:58,671 --> 00:11:00,371 Just give me a break here. 232 00:11:00,373 --> 00:11:03,507 All right, what you're trying to say is that I broke time? 233 00:11:03,509 --> 00:11:06,077 Yes, back in New Orleans. 234 00:11:06,079 --> 00:11:07,545 Sure, you don't have to live 235 00:11:07,547 --> 00:11:09,113 with the guilt of damning Desmond, 236 00:11:09,115 --> 00:11:11,150 but you also never joined the Legends. 237 00:11:11,153 --> 00:11:13,420 Without John's help with the unicorn at Woodstock, 238 00:11:13,423 --> 00:11:17,040 Sara died, which made the Legends into killers. 239 00:11:17,043 --> 00:11:18,890 Well, there's only one way to fix this. 240 00:11:18,892 --> 00:11:21,259 We go to back to Woodstock and we save Sara. 241 00:11:21,261 --> 00:11:22,894 - Yeah. - No! 242 00:11:22,896 --> 00:11:24,729 Guys, you're not listening to me. 243 00:11:24,731 --> 00:11:27,802 You have to go to New Orleans and set history back on track. 244 00:11:27,805 --> 00:11:29,066 Whoa, whoa, Z. 245 00:11:29,068 --> 00:11:31,168 You're suggesting a total reset of the timeline. 246 00:11:31,170 --> 00:11:33,337 What we need is a surgical strike. 247 00:11:33,339 --> 00:11:35,286 Now, if we save Sara, 248 00:11:35,289 --> 00:11:37,642 then the Custodians of the Chronology never exist. 249 00:11:37,645 --> 00:11:39,844 I keep my powers, Dez is de-demoned, 250 00:11:39,846 --> 00:11:41,078 Bob's your uncle. 251 00:11:41,080 --> 00:11:42,813 I'm sorry, guys. 252 00:11:42,815 --> 00:11:46,183 I have to stop you before you make this any worse. 253 00:11:46,185 --> 00:11:47,518 Ow! 254 00:11:49,989 --> 00:11:51,656 All right, then. 255 00:11:51,658 --> 00:11:53,020 I'm sorry, love. 256 00:11:53,023 --> 00:11:56,159 Until you can learn to stay out of my way, 257 00:11:56,162 --> 00:11:58,263 then you... 258 00:11:58,266 --> 00:12:01,765 ...are a cat. 259 00:12:01,768 --> 00:12:03,334 In the mood for a prison break? 260 00:12:03,337 --> 00:12:06,003 Oh, yes I am. 261 00:12:14,845 --> 00:12:16,077 Is the coast clear? 262 00:12:18,124 --> 00:12:20,157 How much of that did you hear? 263 00:12:20,159 --> 00:12:22,593 Uh... nothing at all. 264 00:12:22,595 --> 00:12:25,462 Nothing about breaking out or hacking history. 265 00:12:25,464 --> 00:12:27,314 Please don't turn me into a cat. 266 00:12:27,317 --> 00:12:28,699 Well, I didn't turn her into cat. 267 00:12:28,701 --> 00:12:30,000 I returned her to being a cat, 268 00:12:30,002 --> 00:12:31,835 which is considerably easier, believe me. 269 00:12:31,837 --> 00:12:35,873 But if you gotta, maybe a Calico and real fluffy. 270 00:12:35,876 --> 00:12:37,574 Okay, I'm ready. Do it. 271 00:12:37,576 --> 00:12:39,810 - What are we gonna do with her? - I have no idea. 272 00:12:39,812 --> 00:12:42,112 You don't have to do anything. I wanna help. 273 00:12:42,114 --> 00:12:43,647 You do? 274 00:12:43,649 --> 00:12:46,619 The Custodians of the Chronology must be stopped. 275 00:12:46,622 --> 00:12:48,519 They turned my Kaupe friend into a rug. 276 00:12:48,521 --> 00:12:50,421 So if you're trying to defeat them, 277 00:12:50,423 --> 00:12:52,166 I want in. 278 00:12:54,526 --> 00:12:56,659 Oy, watch the bumps, yeah? 279 00:12:56,662 --> 00:12:58,772 - Oy! - Shh, someone might hear you. 280 00:12:58,775 --> 00:13:01,131 Red Alert, the "Waverider" is landing. 281 00:13:01,133 --> 00:13:03,634 - Red Alert. - Oh, man, the Custodians are here. 282 00:13:03,636 --> 00:13:05,869 Could things get any worse? 283 00:13:05,871 --> 00:13:08,087 Wait, stop right there. 284 00:13:08,090 --> 00:13:10,681 Are you me? 285 00:13:10,684 --> 00:13:13,333 Yes. 286 00:13:13,336 --> 00:13:14,812 From the future. 287 00:13:16,649 --> 00:13:18,949 Do I ever find love, or at least my sunglasses? 288 00:13:18,951 --> 00:13:20,150 They might be in my other pants. 289 00:13:20,152 --> 00:13:21,919 Yes, Gary, all that and more. 290 00:13:23,322 --> 00:13:24,821 It's the Custodians! 291 00:13:24,824 --> 00:13:27,458 But right now, I need you to delay the Custodians. 292 00:13:27,460 --> 00:13:29,369 Okay. Oh, but be careful. 293 00:13:29,372 --> 00:13:31,462 There's been reports of a shapeshifter on the loose. 294 00:13:31,464 --> 00:13:33,197 Yeah, I know that already. 295 00:13:33,199 --> 00:13:36,066 Because I'm you from the future, dummy. 296 00:13:36,068 --> 00:13:37,439 Secure the prisoners. 297 00:13:37,442 --> 00:13:39,470 Lockdown protocols have been activated. Hurry! 298 00:13:39,472 --> 00:13:40,671 Okay. 299 00:13:40,673 --> 00:13:41,772 Come on. 300 00:13:41,774 --> 00:13:43,407 We gotta find a place to hide. 301 00:13:43,409 --> 00:13:46,844 Knock, knock, anybody home? 302 00:13:48,120 --> 00:13:49,240 ALERT 303 00:13:52,118 --> 00:13:54,184 Come on, hurry up! Let me out of this thing. 304 00:13:54,186 --> 00:13:56,520 Oh, God. 305 00:13:56,522 --> 00:13:58,255 Where are we? 306 00:13:58,257 --> 00:14:00,124 This is Ava's office, 307 00:14:00,126 --> 00:14:01,634 but she's gone. 308 00:14:01,637 --> 00:14:03,460 Gone, gone? 309 00:14:03,462 --> 00:14:07,631 I'm right here, you idiots. 310 00:14:07,633 --> 00:14:11,201 Dad, we tracked a shapeshifter here, 311 00:14:11,203 --> 00:14:12,736 so we're gonna need you to stand down 312 00:14:12,738 --> 00:14:15,072 and let us our job and bag it for you. 313 00:14:15,074 --> 00:14:17,447 Your job, son, is to bring the creatures 314 00:14:17,450 --> 00:14:19,510 back to the Bureau alive. 315 00:14:19,512 --> 00:14:22,209 Not leave their insides strewn through history. 316 00:14:22,212 --> 00:14:24,381 It's called payback for what they did to Sara, 317 00:14:24,383 --> 00:14:26,650 and don't get in our way. 318 00:14:26,652 --> 00:14:29,920 Sharpie? What happened to you? 319 00:14:29,922 --> 00:14:31,970 I'm allowed to grieve in my own way. 320 00:14:31,973 --> 00:14:33,524 Why the hell are you out of your cell? 321 00:14:33,526 --> 00:14:35,218 Well, plans change, luv. 322 00:14:35,221 --> 00:14:37,424 Are you sure you're okay, Director Sharpe? 323 00:14:37,432 --> 00:14:39,062 I'm fine! 324 00:14:39,064 --> 00:14:41,098 I'm just taking some time to get my head together 325 00:14:41,100 --> 00:14:44,401 after Sara was unicorned. 326 00:14:44,403 --> 00:14:47,304 I'm really sorry about that. 327 00:14:47,306 --> 00:14:49,239 Things are not as they seem. 328 00:14:49,241 --> 00:14:50,908 - Amaya? - No. 329 00:14:50,910 --> 00:14:53,043 Well, it's a long story, but time is... 330 00:14:53,045 --> 00:14:54,778 Well, broken. 331 00:14:54,780 --> 00:14:56,146 What are you talking about? 332 00:14:56,148 --> 00:14:57,681 Well, you see, you're living in a timeline 333 00:14:57,683 --> 00:14:59,516 that doesn't exist, and we are from a timeline 334 00:14:59,518 --> 00:15:01,469 where your hair is still blonde. 335 00:15:01,472 --> 00:15:03,538 Okay, I don't have time for this timey-wimey crap. 336 00:15:03,541 --> 00:15:05,055 No, no, this is the truth. 337 00:15:05,057 --> 00:15:06,957 Now, listen. The Custodians of the Chronology 338 00:15:06,959 --> 00:15:08,535 are actually the Legends of Tomorrow 339 00:15:08,538 --> 00:15:10,304 and they're the good guys, mostly. 340 00:15:10,307 --> 00:15:13,230 Yeah, and the kicker is Sara is supposed to be alive. 341 00:15:13,232 --> 00:15:15,166 Did you say Sara's alive? 342 00:15:15,169 --> 00:15:16,322 Yeah. 343 00:15:16,325 --> 00:15:17,707 I knew it! 344 00:15:17,710 --> 00:15:19,036 I knew something was wrong. 345 00:15:19,038 --> 00:15:20,604 I mean, I like the Indigo Girls, 346 00:15:20,606 --> 00:15:22,339 but they should not be a way of life. 347 00:15:22,341 --> 00:15:25,008 Then let's help them set things right. 348 00:15:25,010 --> 00:15:27,311 What do you guys need from me? 349 00:15:32,017 --> 00:15:35,720 Well, well, well, look who's helping our magical fugitive. 350 00:15:35,723 --> 00:15:37,087 Take position. 351 00:15:37,089 --> 00:15:38,317 We were looking for you. 352 00:15:38,320 --> 00:15:39,990 Got eyes on suspects. 353 00:15:39,992 --> 00:15:42,626 Thought you might want to have some fun. 354 00:15:42,628 --> 00:15:45,660 I got 12 gauges of fun right here. 355 00:15:45,663 --> 00:15:46,896 That's it. 356 00:15:46,899 --> 00:15:48,832 I'm placing you all under arrest. 357 00:15:48,835 --> 00:15:51,036 Shut your mouth, pops. 358 00:15:51,039 --> 00:15:52,772 Go! 359 00:15:52,775 --> 00:15:55,138 Take cover! 360 00:15:55,140 --> 00:15:56,807 Get 'em out of here! 361 00:16:16,362 --> 00:16:19,329 I'll cover you. Go save Sara. 362 00:16:35,481 --> 00:16:37,608 Did they really all just kill each other? 363 00:16:37,611 --> 00:16:38,968 Don't think about it. 364 00:16:38,971 --> 00:16:40,917 And we'll go back in time and we'll fix things. 365 00:16:40,919 --> 00:16:43,120 We have to. 366 00:16:45,023 --> 00:16:46,422 Target ahead. 367 00:16:46,425 --> 00:16:50,027 Arming the weapons now. 368 00:16:50,029 --> 00:16:52,629 Is that what I think it is? 369 00:16:52,631 --> 00:16:54,564 Twilight Sparkle come to life. 370 00:16:57,002 --> 00:17:00,737 We didn't screw things up for the better this year. 371 00:17:00,739 --> 00:17:03,607 We screwed things up for the more magical. 372 00:17:09,539 --> 00:17:11,377 - Yes! - Nice shot! 373 00:17:13,686 --> 00:17:15,752 Who the hell's in the jump ship? 374 00:17:15,754 --> 00:17:17,988 Who cares? Mission accomplished. 375 00:17:17,990 --> 00:17:20,824 And you guys thought we needed Constantine. 376 00:17:20,826 --> 00:17:23,994 Yeah, we saved Sara's life. Now that should fix everything. 377 00:17:23,996 --> 00:17:26,163 The Custodians should be back to being the Legends, 378 00:17:26,165 --> 00:17:29,963 and Zari should no longer be a cat. 379 00:17:29,966 --> 00:17:31,902 All right, this might be a crossed wired thing 380 00:17:31,905 --> 00:17:33,171 in my brain, but that is still 381 00:17:33,174 --> 00:17:34,627 a cat sitting there, isn't it? 382 00:17:34,630 --> 00:17:36,605 Killing the unicorn didn't solve the problem. 383 00:17:38,344 --> 00:17:41,278 No, Zari, we're not going back to New Orleans. 384 00:17:41,280 --> 00:17:43,380 We need to find out what's wrong with this timeline 385 00:17:43,382 --> 00:17:44,681 and fix it. 386 00:17:44,683 --> 00:17:46,316 All right, we go back to the Bureau, 387 00:17:46,318 --> 00:17:48,314 - figure out our next step. - DESTINATION LOCATED. TIME BUREAU 388 00:17:49,569 --> 00:17:51,988 - TIME BUREAU HEADQUARTERS 2018 - Charlie, come on. Talk to me, luv. 389 00:17:51,990 --> 00:17:54,458 What's happening? Is everything normal? 390 00:17:54,460 --> 00:17:55,859 No. 391 00:17:55,861 --> 00:17:58,595 In fact, things are pretty far from normal. 392 00:18:08,182 --> 00:18:10,437 No reason to panic. We still got this. 393 00:18:10,440 --> 00:18:12,649 Right, we'll find out how the boys died in this timeline, 394 00:18:12,651 --> 00:18:14,028 then we'll go back and save them, 395 00:18:14,030 --> 00:18:15,463 and hopefully when they return 396 00:18:15,465 --> 00:18:17,055 they won't be magical creature murderers. 397 00:18:17,057 --> 00:18:20,001 Right, sounds so simple. 398 00:18:20,003 --> 00:18:22,003 Hey, watch it. 399 00:18:22,005 --> 00:18:24,484 Out of the way, suckers. 400 00:18:24,487 --> 00:18:26,674 Make way for S.O.S. 401 00:18:26,676 --> 00:18:28,343 What the hell is S.O.S.? 402 00:18:32,321 --> 00:18:36,240 SIRENS OF SPACE-TIME 403 00:18:59,264 --> 00:19:01,766 SARA LANCE AS WHITE CANARY AVA SHARPE AS ROUNDHOUSE 404 00:19:05,020 --> 00:19:07,480 AND GIDEON AS HARD DRIVE 405 00:19:13,823 --> 00:19:15,857 Good morning, Sirens. 406 00:19:15,859 --> 00:19:17,592 Good morning, Hank. 407 00:19:17,594 --> 00:19:19,360 Well, I hope you're ready to go to work today 408 00:19:19,362 --> 00:19:23,431 because we have one hell of a case on our hands. 409 00:19:23,433 --> 00:19:25,166 If anyone knows what happened to the guys, 410 00:19:25,168 --> 00:19:27,602 it'll be them. Hang tight on the ship. 411 00:19:27,604 --> 00:19:30,039 Looks like I'm joining the S.O.S. 412 00:19:32,108 --> 00:19:35,376 All right, ladies. Weapons check. 413 00:19:38,982 --> 00:19:41,282 Way ahead of you, babe. 414 00:19:41,284 --> 00:19:43,017 My pistol's hot and ready. 415 00:19:43,019 --> 00:19:45,720 Hey, girls. Save some fun for me. 416 00:19:45,722 --> 00:19:48,189 Amaya, what are you doing here? 417 00:19:48,191 --> 00:19:50,458 We thought you went back to 1942. 418 00:19:50,460 --> 00:19:53,594 I did, but then I heard about your monster problem, 419 00:19:53,596 --> 00:19:55,693 and, well, I couldn't stay away. 420 00:19:55,696 --> 00:19:56,961 It's perfect timing. 421 00:19:56,964 --> 00:19:59,474 We are up to our peaches with magical creatures 422 00:19:59,477 --> 00:20:03,204 and about to kick some ass. 423 00:20:03,206 --> 00:20:05,673 I'm in. 424 00:20:08,912 --> 00:20:10,979 Johnny, just be honest with me. 425 00:20:10,981 --> 00:20:12,914 This thing between us, it isn't real. 426 00:20:12,916 --> 00:20:14,882 It never was. It doesn't exist. 427 00:20:14,884 --> 00:20:17,118 Get it together, John. 428 00:20:17,120 --> 00:20:19,454 Come on. Get your head together. 429 00:20:22,058 --> 00:20:23,424 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, 430 00:20:23,426 --> 00:20:25,059 I know what you're thinking. 431 00:20:25,061 --> 00:20:26,828 You want me to put things back the way they were, 432 00:20:26,830 --> 00:20:28,922 but that's not gonna bloody happen. 433 00:20:30,293 --> 00:20:32,632 No, I'm not all right to be honest. 434 00:20:34,304 --> 00:20:35,737 So what kind of fun costumes 435 00:20:35,739 --> 00:20:37,472 are we gonna need for this mission? 436 00:20:37,474 --> 00:20:39,007 We don't do costumes anymore. 437 00:20:39,009 --> 00:20:41,175 Yeah, we stopped so we could streamline missions. 438 00:20:41,177 --> 00:20:42,910 Yeah, why get all dressed up if we're just wasting 439 00:20:42,912 --> 00:20:44,712 these magical creatures straight away. 440 00:20:45,839 --> 00:20:47,414 I mean, please tell me you don't keep 441 00:20:47,417 --> 00:20:48,977 a trophy room of their skulls. 442 00:20:51,087 --> 00:20:54,422 What do we look like? Barbarians? 443 00:20:54,424 --> 00:20:57,396 - No, we just toss them. - You what? 444 00:20:57,399 --> 00:20:59,599 Yeah, ever since that Fairy Godmother killed 445 00:20:59,602 --> 00:21:01,796 Nate, Ray, and Rory we just waste 446 00:21:01,798 --> 00:21:03,631 any magical creature that comes in our path. 447 00:21:03,633 --> 00:21:04,899 No questions asked. 448 00:21:04,901 --> 00:21:06,934 Well, they can't all be bad. 449 00:21:06,936 --> 00:21:09,070 We haven't met a good one. 450 00:21:09,072 --> 00:21:11,506 Hey, how is Zambesi? 451 00:21:11,508 --> 00:21:12,740 Hmm? Who? 452 00:21:12,742 --> 00:21:16,544 Zambesi. Where you're from. 453 00:21:16,546 --> 00:21:17,678 It's great. 454 00:21:17,680 --> 00:21:18,780 Yeah, it's, like, chill. 455 00:21:18,782 --> 00:21:21,282 Super chill. 456 00:21:25,755 --> 00:21:28,156 If I do what you ask, 457 00:21:28,158 --> 00:21:31,092 I'd be sending Desmond to hell. 458 00:21:34,230 --> 00:21:38,366 Yeah, I know, maybe I deserve this insanity. 459 00:21:38,368 --> 00:21:39,934 Oh, you're all soft. 460 00:21:39,936 --> 00:21:42,521 Oy, wake up, losers. I know how to fix it. 461 00:21:42,524 --> 00:21:45,273 Right, we got to take care of the Fairy Godmother in Salem. 462 00:21:45,275 --> 00:21:47,560 Fire up the ship. I'm heading up there now. 463 00:21:47,563 --> 00:21:49,644 Cor blimey. 464 00:21:49,646 --> 00:21:54,036 No more tea and crumpets for this dodgy doppelganger. 465 00:21:54,039 --> 00:21:58,352 Hard Drive here knew you weren't really Amaya all along. 466 00:21:58,354 --> 00:22:01,089 I'm equipped to detect shapeshifter pheromones. 467 00:22:01,091 --> 00:22:04,926 How fortunate our white whale swam right into our net. 468 00:22:04,928 --> 00:22:08,329 What is with you guys and white whales? 469 00:22:08,331 --> 00:22:10,565 Oh, you really think you three can take me? 470 00:22:10,567 --> 00:22:13,701 Oh, I can take you alone. 471 00:22:15,638 --> 00:22:18,606 Damn it. Get back here! 472 00:22:18,608 --> 00:22:21,781 Oh, hey. How were the Sirens in Space-Time? 473 00:22:21,784 --> 00:22:23,450 Well, they're not the Custodians. 474 00:22:23,453 --> 00:22:25,746 They may actually be worse. 475 00:22:25,748 --> 00:22:27,735 Now, let's go save the lads. 476 00:22:30,386 --> 00:22:35,256 The three of you have been so rude with your nasty attitude. 477 00:22:35,258 --> 00:22:37,719 # It will be ever so sublime # 478 00:22:37,722 --> 00:22:40,895 # To slowly choke you up with vines # 479 00:22:40,897 --> 00:22:42,497 Whatever you're gonna do, Charlie, 480 00:22:42,499 --> 00:22:44,799 you better make it fast. 481 00:22:44,801 --> 00:22:45,967 I got this. 482 00:22:45,969 --> 00:22:47,902 # A peach or a cherry # 483 00:22:47,904 --> 00:22:52,840 # Any good thing to make us so merry # 484 00:22:52,842 --> 00:22:54,475 Prudence. 485 00:22:54,477 --> 00:22:56,844 Fairy Godmother, are you finished? 486 00:22:56,846 --> 00:22:57,906 That was fast. 487 00:22:57,909 --> 00:23:00,480 Yes, and I was thinking, 488 00:23:00,483 --> 00:23:02,693 if I'm to be your Fairy Godmother, 489 00:23:02,696 --> 00:23:05,820 you must start behaving like a proper young lady. 490 00:23:05,822 --> 00:23:07,221 How do you mean? 491 00:23:07,223 --> 00:23:09,724 Oh, nothing dreadful or out of the ordinary. 492 00:23:09,726 --> 00:23:13,703 Just chores, daily baths, 493 00:23:13,706 --> 00:23:16,030 church service each morning, 494 00:23:16,032 --> 00:23:20,168 and you must start eating broccoli. 495 00:23:20,170 --> 00:23:22,036 But I don't want all that. 496 00:23:22,038 --> 00:23:25,306 Well, until our bond is severed, 497 00:23:25,308 --> 00:23:28,309 I'm afraid that's the way it must be. 498 00:23:28,311 --> 00:23:32,880 Now, eat the broccoli. 499 00:23:32,882 --> 00:23:36,851 Fairy Godmother, I relinquish you. 500 00:23:36,853 --> 00:23:39,253 That's cool. 501 00:23:39,255 --> 00:23:42,056 # I alone may become satiated # 502 00:23:42,058 --> 00:23:45,344 # When you're all asphyxiated # 503 00:23:48,297 --> 00:23:50,997 My bond with Prudence has been severed. 504 00:23:54,304 --> 00:23:57,205 Oh, fiddlesticks. 505 00:24:03,613 --> 00:24:05,313 You know, I hate to jinx us, 506 00:24:05,315 --> 00:24:07,505 but I really think we nailed it this time. 507 00:24:07,508 --> 00:24:10,251 I just hope you guys are right. 508 00:24:10,253 --> 00:24:13,446 What's wrong? What are you looking at? 509 00:24:13,449 --> 00:24:17,104 There something on my nose? 510 00:24:17,107 --> 00:24:18,707 Bollocks. 511 00:24:20,793 --> 00:24:22,737 - Anything yet? - Don't rush me, luv. 512 00:24:22,740 --> 00:24:24,712 Who knows what surprises wait for us in here. 513 00:24:24,715 --> 00:24:26,977 Looks like there's reptilians in the Renaissance. 514 00:24:26,980 --> 00:24:27,909 Sounds like a team meeting. 515 00:24:27,911 --> 00:24:29,574 I'll just pop in and say hello, shall I? 516 00:24:29,577 --> 00:24:31,509 So put on your period-appropriate boots 517 00:24:31,512 --> 00:24:34,615 because we are going lizard stomping. 518 00:24:34,617 --> 00:24:36,284 Oh, hey, everybody, look. 519 00:24:36,286 --> 00:24:38,719 It's our good friend, John Constantine. 520 00:24:38,721 --> 00:24:40,421 Yay. 521 00:24:40,423 --> 00:24:42,123 What the... 522 00:24:42,125 --> 00:24:44,825 # Flying through history # 523 00:24:44,827 --> 00:24:47,395 # Solving some mysteries # 524 00:24:47,397 --> 00:24:49,830 # We give bad guys the boot # 525 00:24:49,832 --> 00:24:52,099 # In super hero suits # 526 00:24:52,101 --> 00:24:54,702 # We'll win our victory # 527 00:24:54,704 --> 00:24:57,355 # By stopping witchery # 528 00:24:57,358 --> 00:24:59,607 # So they've got magic # 529 00:24:59,609 --> 00:25:02,977 # Well we've got heart and fabric # 530 00:25:02,979 --> 00:25:05,579 # Puppets of Tomorrow # 531 00:25:05,581 --> 00:25:08,649 # Puppets of Tomorrow today # 532 00:25:08,651 --> 00:25:12,787 Welcome to "DC's Puppets of Tomorrow." 533 00:25:12,789 --> 00:25:15,337 "Fraggle Rock" is going on here? 534 00:25:15,340 --> 00:25:19,694 Well, today we learned about the importance of cooperating. 535 00:25:19,696 --> 00:25:21,729 And about the number three. 536 00:25:21,731 --> 00:25:25,199 And about a famous man from history named Napoleon. 537 00:25:25,201 --> 00:25:26,567 Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. 538 00:25:26,569 --> 00:25:28,202 I think I need a drink. 539 00:25:28,204 --> 00:25:30,938 Ooh, we can help. 540 00:25:30,940 --> 00:25:33,276 # When you're thirsty for a drink # 541 00:25:33,279 --> 00:25:35,079 # And you just can't reach a sink # 542 00:25:35,082 --> 00:25:36,844 # You gotta ask for a help # 543 00:25:36,846 --> 00:25:39,747 No, stop. All right, please, please. 544 00:25:39,749 --> 00:25:41,215 No more singing. 545 00:25:41,217 --> 00:25:43,651 Just tell me, why are you puppets? 546 00:25:43,653 --> 00:25:47,094 Because Rory called us a bunch of Time Bureau puppets. 547 00:25:47,097 --> 00:25:50,291 Yeah, and then he ran off with his new partner in crime. 548 00:26:03,255 --> 00:26:06,423 So did you figure out how I turned into a damn puppet? 549 00:26:06,426 --> 00:26:07,975 Yeah, it's worse than I thought. 550 00:26:07,977 --> 00:26:09,176 After we managed to separate 551 00:26:09,178 --> 00:26:10,344 the Fairy Godmother from Prudence, 552 00:26:10,346 --> 00:26:13,214 she somehow glommed onto Rory. 553 00:26:13,216 --> 00:26:15,173 You can probably figure out the rest. 554 00:26:15,176 --> 00:26:17,685 Well, we're just gonna have to keep fixing what's broken 555 00:26:17,687 --> 00:26:19,587 - until we get it right. - Yeah. 556 00:26:30,433 --> 00:26:32,133 Damn it. 557 00:26:34,094 --> 00:26:36,176 Nope. 558 00:26:42,185 --> 00:26:45,145 AGENT GARY GREEN. DIED TRAGICALLY IN A TIME COURIER ACCIDENT AT MT. VENTOUX 559 00:26:54,624 --> 00:26:56,573 No plaques. 560 00:27:04,020 --> 00:27:05,899 No plaques. No plaques. 561 00:27:05,902 --> 00:27:08,502 We did it. I'm shocked to bits. 562 00:27:08,504 --> 00:27:10,938 Everyone's alive, Zari's human again, 563 00:27:10,940 --> 00:27:12,306 and I still have my powers. 564 00:27:12,308 --> 00:27:14,555 Ah, that's smashing news, luv. 565 00:27:14,558 --> 00:27:16,710 Yeah. I mean, sure, it's got a few cracks, 566 00:27:16,712 --> 00:27:18,079 but fixed the timeline. 567 00:27:18,081 --> 00:27:20,481 - See that, Zari. - John, are you okay? 568 00:27:20,483 --> 00:27:23,451 Yeah, yeah, it's... Never better. 569 00:27:26,923 --> 00:27:30,791 John. John. 570 00:27:30,793 --> 00:27:33,477 What happened? 571 00:27:33,480 --> 00:27:34,795 Passed out, mate. 572 00:27:34,797 --> 00:27:36,180 He didn't just pass out. 573 00:27:36,183 --> 00:27:37,415 His brain can't handle 574 00:27:37,418 --> 00:27:39,733 this wad of bandages you call a timeline. 575 00:27:39,735 --> 00:27:41,402 I can take the pain, luv. 576 00:27:41,404 --> 00:27:42,837 What if you can't? 577 00:27:42,839 --> 00:27:43,971 What if you die, John? 578 00:27:43,973 --> 00:27:45,139 What happens to all the people 579 00:27:45,141 --> 00:27:47,775 who need you alive and Constantine-y? 580 00:27:47,777 --> 00:27:49,376 Yeah, well, you can leave that to the real heroes, 581 00:27:49,378 --> 00:27:52,780 all right, because I'm done giving a damn. 582 00:27:52,782 --> 00:27:55,235 Oh, I see. 583 00:27:55,238 --> 00:27:58,048 This is isn't about saving Desmond anymore. 584 00:27:58,051 --> 00:28:00,488 It's an excuse for you to give up on yourself. 585 00:28:00,490 --> 00:28:02,289 Whoa, whoa, whoa, just leave him alone, will you? 586 00:28:02,291 --> 00:28:05,326 You think because there's no plaques the world is fixed? 587 00:28:05,328 --> 00:28:07,661 I promise you, it's just as messed up out there 588 00:28:07,663 --> 00:28:09,029 as it is in John's brain. 589 00:28:10,800 --> 00:28:13,576 I know you don't want to send Desmond to hell, 590 00:28:13,579 --> 00:28:15,813 but that doesn't have to be the end of the story. 591 00:28:15,816 --> 00:28:20,374 You of all people can find a way to keep fighting for him. 592 00:28:20,376 --> 00:28:24,044 Go to New Orleans and set things right. 593 00:28:24,046 --> 00:28:25,546 Don't listen to her. 594 00:28:25,548 --> 00:28:27,438 Come on, John. It's you and me. 595 00:28:27,441 --> 00:28:29,383 We can make this timeline work. 596 00:28:29,385 --> 00:28:31,185 No, Charlie. 597 00:28:31,187 --> 00:28:33,053 We've tried over, and over, and over 598 00:28:33,055 --> 00:28:36,390 to get what we wanted and it hasn't worked. 599 00:28:36,392 --> 00:28:38,058 Zari's right. 600 00:28:38,060 --> 00:28:40,327 There's still hope for Desmond, 601 00:28:40,329 --> 00:28:43,330 and maybe there's still hope for your powers too. 602 00:28:43,332 --> 00:28:45,499 Hope? 603 00:28:45,501 --> 00:28:47,000 My powers aren't some magic trick. 604 00:28:47,003 --> 00:28:48,369 They're who I am. 605 00:28:48,371 --> 00:28:49,537 I'm not gonna just sit around 606 00:28:49,539 --> 00:28:51,705 and hope that they come back. 607 00:28:51,707 --> 00:28:53,107 I'll fight for them. 608 00:29:02,118 --> 00:29:04,084 This ain't over. 609 00:29:04,086 --> 00:29:06,066 Not by a long shot. 610 00:29:09,488 --> 00:29:11,855 Ava, I wasn't expecting to see you here. 611 00:29:11,858 --> 00:29:13,458 Yeah, the Bureau got an emergency alert 612 00:29:13,461 --> 00:29:15,727 about a magical presence in New Orleans, 2018. 613 00:29:15,730 --> 00:29:18,165 I thought maybe we could check it out together. 614 00:29:18,167 --> 00:29:19,600 Let's get to work. 615 00:29:19,602 --> 00:29:21,168 Cool. 616 00:29:25,473 --> 00:29:27,391 NEW ORLEANS 2018 617 00:29:45,758 --> 00:29:48,492 Jeez. 618 00:29:48,495 --> 00:29:51,396 I didn't live this specific moment, but I remember it. 619 00:29:51,398 --> 00:29:53,477 It's all part of jumbled, bloody memory. 620 00:29:53,480 --> 00:29:55,747 By the way, only about 10% of what you're saying 621 00:29:55,750 --> 00:29:58,101 makes any sense, but by all means continue. 622 00:29:58,104 --> 00:30:00,889 Right, so the earliest me just left for the market. 623 00:30:00,892 --> 00:30:03,318 The other one is upstairs breaking up with Dez right now, 624 00:30:03,321 --> 00:30:07,412 and when Dez leaves upset, I stop him. 625 00:30:07,414 --> 00:30:08,780 Put things back to normal. 626 00:30:08,782 --> 00:30:09,974 All right, good luck. 627 00:30:10,560 --> 00:30:13,061 NEW ORLEANS 2018 628 00:30:17,881 --> 00:30:19,756 Blimey, that's a lot of ammo. 629 00:30:19,759 --> 00:30:21,039 - Blimey? - Huh? 630 00:30:21,042 --> 00:30:23,193 Oh, I meant wow. 631 00:30:23,196 --> 00:30:25,341 All right, boys, orders are shoot to kill. 632 00:30:25,344 --> 00:30:26,399 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 633 00:30:26,401 --> 00:30:27,944 Shouldn't we discuss what kind of creature 634 00:30:27,946 --> 00:30:29,033 we're dealing with here? 635 00:30:29,035 --> 00:30:30,702 We can't just go in guns a-blazing. 636 00:30:30,704 --> 00:30:33,789 What if whatever's causing this is just a little misguided? 637 00:30:33,792 --> 00:30:35,182 It's a magical fugitive. 638 00:30:35,185 --> 00:30:37,119 We kill those. 639 00:30:37,122 --> 00:30:39,455 You two head out. Stay on the comms. 640 00:30:42,882 --> 00:30:44,943 I killed the man I loved, and for what? 641 00:30:44,946 --> 00:30:46,805 To buy New Orleans a little more time? 642 00:30:46,808 --> 00:30:48,107 Neron needs souls... 643 00:30:48,110 --> 00:30:50,487 Okay, right, I think... I think that 644 00:30:50,490 --> 00:30:53,946 something should be landing right here any second now. 645 00:30:53,949 --> 00:30:56,346 I work alone. 646 00:30:58,898 --> 00:31:01,099 Got it. 647 00:31:01,101 --> 00:31:02,767 All right, Gideon, what are we looking at? 648 00:31:02,769 --> 00:31:04,969 I've located multiple targets on the ground 649 00:31:04,971 --> 00:31:07,138 each one with a substantial magical signature. 650 00:31:07,140 --> 00:31:08,485 Do we have a visual yet? 651 00:31:08,488 --> 00:31:10,021 Coming up now. 652 00:31:10,031 --> 00:31:11,808 Wait, that's John Constantine, 653 00:31:11,811 --> 00:31:13,511 and there's more than one of him. 654 00:31:13,513 --> 00:31:15,947 Looks like our shapeshifter has a shapeshifter friend. 655 00:31:15,949 --> 00:31:17,056 Wait a second, how do you know that 656 00:31:17,058 --> 00:31:18,680 that's not really Constantine out there? 657 00:31:18,683 --> 00:31:20,051 Because it's John Constantine. 658 00:31:20,053 --> 00:31:21,235 He doesn't time travel. 659 00:31:21,238 --> 00:31:22,711 Believe me. I tried to recruit him. 660 00:31:22,714 --> 00:31:24,415 Okay, so why don't we capture all three of them 661 00:31:24,417 --> 00:31:27,324 so we can find out if any of them are the real John? 662 00:31:27,327 --> 00:31:29,761 What is wrong with you? You feeling okay? 663 00:31:29,763 --> 00:31:33,765 I'm fine. I'm just a firm believer in taking precautions. 664 00:31:33,767 --> 00:31:36,534 Precautions. Good one. 665 00:31:36,536 --> 00:31:39,204 Ray, Rory, what's your status? 666 00:31:39,207 --> 00:31:40,840 All right, we're in position, 667 00:31:40,843 --> 00:31:42,852 with our sights on the shapeshifter. 668 00:31:42,855 --> 00:31:44,172 When do we get to shoot? 669 00:31:44,175 --> 00:31:46,909 All right, on my mark, open fire. 670 00:31:46,912 --> 00:31:49,079 Sara, don't. 671 00:31:49,082 --> 00:31:51,782 Damn it, Ava, why not? 672 00:31:51,785 --> 00:31:53,625 'Cause I'm the shapeshifter. 673 00:31:55,755 --> 00:31:58,389 Guys, stand down, we have a code blue on the ship. 674 00:31:58,391 --> 00:32:00,227 What the hell's a code blue? 675 00:32:00,230 --> 00:32:02,330 Just don't shoot yet. 676 00:32:02,333 --> 00:32:04,028 There's something going on in your life. 677 00:32:04,030 --> 00:32:05,368 Just be honest with me. 678 00:32:05,371 --> 00:32:07,171 Yeah, do you know what? This thing between us? 679 00:32:07,174 --> 00:32:08,579 It isn't real. It never was. 680 00:32:08,582 --> 00:32:10,657 It doesn't exist. 681 00:32:10,660 --> 00:32:13,036 You should go. 682 00:32:13,039 --> 00:32:16,307 Yeah, you're right. I should. 683 00:32:16,310 --> 00:32:20,500 But this, this was real, Johnny. 684 00:32:28,955 --> 00:32:33,094 Hey, you... you dropped this. 685 00:32:33,097 --> 00:32:34,641 My phone. 686 00:32:34,644 --> 00:32:37,372 How did you get down here? You were just upstairs. 687 00:32:37,375 --> 00:32:38,763 Yeah, never mind about that right now. 688 00:32:38,765 --> 00:32:41,149 I have something really important to tell you. 689 00:32:41,152 --> 00:32:42,165 You know what? I think you've said 690 00:32:42,167 --> 00:32:43,432 quite enough today already... 691 00:32:43,435 --> 00:32:45,769 No, no, Dez, please. 692 00:32:45,772 --> 00:32:47,839 Give me a minute, all right? 693 00:32:47,842 --> 00:32:50,142 So you're the shapeshifter. 694 00:32:50,145 --> 00:32:52,042 Why do you look like Amaya? 695 00:32:52,045 --> 00:32:56,180 It is complicated, but this is how you know me. 696 00:32:56,182 --> 00:32:58,916 What's happened to the Legends to make you like this? 697 00:32:58,918 --> 00:33:00,313 What do you mean? 698 00:33:00,316 --> 00:33:03,450 You guys are so intent on killing magical creatures. 699 00:33:03,453 --> 00:33:06,321 Can't you see that this is wrong? 700 00:33:09,964 --> 00:33:11,448 Not really. 701 00:33:14,457 --> 00:33:16,023 Look, now I know this sounds crazy, 702 00:33:16,026 --> 00:33:18,527 but the me that you were just speaking to upstairs 703 00:33:18,530 --> 00:33:21,464 is my past. 704 00:33:21,467 --> 00:33:24,501 So you break up with me out of the blue, 705 00:33:24,504 --> 00:33:27,375 act like a total ass, and suddenly 706 00:33:27,378 --> 00:33:28,844 that's in the past, just like that? 707 00:33:28,847 --> 00:33:32,495 Listen, literally, that is me from ages ago, 708 00:33:32,498 --> 00:33:34,366 but the person who's standing in front of you right now 709 00:33:34,368 --> 00:33:37,221 is a little bit older and he's a little bit wiser. 710 00:33:37,223 --> 00:33:39,790 Sure. Still playing games, clearly. 711 00:33:39,792 --> 00:33:41,392 Look. 712 00:33:41,394 --> 00:33:43,394 I thought this was real. 713 00:33:43,396 --> 00:33:45,188 Yeah, it is real, Dez, and that's why 714 00:33:45,191 --> 00:33:47,844 I moved heaven and earth so that I could save you 715 00:33:47,847 --> 00:33:50,555 from a lifetime and eternity of anguish, 716 00:33:50,558 --> 00:33:54,293 anguish that I caused. 717 00:33:54,296 --> 00:33:56,063 Look... 718 00:33:56,066 --> 00:33:58,141 I guess what I'm trying to say is 719 00:33:58,144 --> 00:34:00,594 I'm sorry you ever even met me. 720 00:34:03,814 --> 00:34:07,082 Don't be sorry. 721 00:34:07,085 --> 00:34:09,819 Only a fool would fall in love in John Constantine 722 00:34:09,822 --> 00:34:13,090 and not expect it to be rocky. 723 00:34:13,093 --> 00:34:15,393 I knew the risks 724 00:34:15,396 --> 00:34:19,298 and I took 'em anyway for you. 725 00:34:22,641 --> 00:34:25,008 I'm still pissed at you. 726 00:34:25,011 --> 00:34:27,766 Why can't we just go back to the ways things were? 727 00:34:27,774 --> 00:34:31,344 That's exactly what I was thinking. 728 00:34:31,347 --> 00:34:32,477 What is that? 729 00:34:32,480 --> 00:34:34,380 Know one thing, Desmond. 730 00:34:34,383 --> 00:34:37,217 I'm not quitting on you. 731 00:34:45,458 --> 00:34:47,133 Sara, crazy-looking Constantine 732 00:34:47,136 --> 00:34:48,563 just memory-flashed a civilian. 733 00:34:48,566 --> 00:34:49,599 Can we shoot him yet? 734 00:34:49,602 --> 00:34:50,711 Wait for my signal. 735 00:34:50,714 --> 00:34:53,368 I'm dealing with a situation on the ship. 736 00:34:53,371 --> 00:34:55,289 Constantine might be... 737 00:34:55,292 --> 00:34:58,039 Sara? Sara? 738 00:34:58,042 --> 00:35:00,108 Hold on a second, Ray. 739 00:35:00,111 --> 00:35:02,178 Where did you get that? 740 00:35:02,181 --> 00:35:04,118 Look, I don't know who you are, 741 00:35:04,121 --> 00:35:06,543 or why you are on my ship, 742 00:35:06,546 --> 00:35:08,360 but you're never leaving. 743 00:35:12,609 --> 00:35:14,976 Oh, hello, handsome. 744 00:35:14,979 --> 00:35:17,693 What are you doing standing in the middle of the street? 745 00:35:17,696 --> 00:35:21,092 I was... 746 00:35:21,094 --> 00:35:23,460 You... you went to the market. 747 00:35:23,463 --> 00:35:24,962 I did. 748 00:35:24,964 --> 00:35:27,098 Next thing I know I was standing in the street. 749 00:35:27,100 --> 00:35:29,767 I don't know. 750 00:35:30,903 --> 00:35:32,336 Wait, Sara, please. 751 00:35:32,339 --> 00:35:33,926 Just tell me why 752 00:35:33,929 --> 00:35:36,964 you're so intent on killing magical creatures. 753 00:35:36,967 --> 00:35:39,367 Because that's how we stay alive. 754 00:35:43,292 --> 00:35:45,415 Stop doing that! 755 00:35:45,418 --> 00:35:47,818 - Don't you remember London? - No. 756 00:35:47,820 --> 00:35:49,164 When you and I first met 757 00:35:49,167 --> 00:35:51,821 and I helped you see the truth about magical creatures. 758 00:35:51,824 --> 00:35:53,757 And how did you do that? 759 00:35:53,760 --> 00:35:55,159 By being me? 760 00:35:55,162 --> 00:35:57,661 By showing you that I'm not here to hurt humans. 761 00:35:57,664 --> 00:36:00,097 That not all monsters need to be put down. 762 00:36:00,099 --> 00:36:02,594 That's cute, but never happened. 763 00:36:02,597 --> 00:36:03,996 What... 764 00:36:03,999 --> 00:36:06,563 How can you not remember? 765 00:36:06,566 --> 00:36:07,805 Bollocks. 766 00:36:07,808 --> 00:36:09,610 Because of Constantine, you and I never met 767 00:36:09,613 --> 00:36:13,248 and you never changed. 768 00:36:13,251 --> 00:36:14,650 I'm the missing ingredient 769 00:36:14,653 --> 00:36:17,020 in every one of these botched timelines. 770 00:36:18,705 --> 00:36:20,137 I'm sorry, 771 00:36:20,140 --> 00:36:22,985 but all I see is a threat that needs to be taken out. 772 00:36:22,988 --> 00:36:26,156 Ray, fire when ready. 773 00:36:26,159 --> 00:36:28,458 - You got eggs. - I got the eggs. 774 00:36:28,461 --> 00:36:30,394 I got the bread. Got everything we need. 775 00:36:30,396 --> 00:36:31,562 Soufflé? 776 00:36:31,564 --> 00:36:34,477 Soufflé, but first things first, eh. 777 00:37:37,163 --> 00:37:39,396 You need to be a part of the team. 778 00:37:39,398 --> 00:37:41,866 Your shapeshifting days are over, sweetheart. 779 00:37:41,868 --> 00:37:44,168 - No! - I know who's coming for you. 780 00:37:44,170 --> 00:37:46,003 But choosing a life of magic, 781 00:37:46,005 --> 00:37:47,641 it never leads to a happy ending. 782 00:37:47,644 --> 00:37:49,607 That's the thing about time travel, 783 00:37:49,609 --> 00:37:52,243 there's always a way. 784 00:37:52,245 --> 00:37:53,977 I'm sorry, Dez. 785 00:38:01,267 --> 00:38:04,442 John, you okay? 786 00:38:04,445 --> 00:38:06,678 Yeah, well, 787 00:38:06,680 --> 00:38:08,647 my mind is no longer split in two, 788 00:38:08,649 --> 00:38:13,352 but can't say the same about my heart though. 789 00:38:13,354 --> 00:38:14,787 You? 790 00:38:14,789 --> 00:38:18,061 Well, lost my powers. Back to being mortal. 791 00:38:18,064 --> 00:38:21,260 Sorry, guys. It had to be done. 792 00:38:21,262 --> 00:38:24,147 Well, let's go on and find the Legends, shall we? 793 00:38:24,150 --> 00:38:25,964 Yeah, see if all this was worth it. 794 00:38:25,966 --> 00:38:27,199 Yeah. 795 00:38:37,003 --> 00:38:39,170 Well, everything seems pretty normal so far. 796 00:38:39,173 --> 00:38:42,092 This isn't over, you dingalings. 797 00:38:42,095 --> 00:38:45,100 You better watch your knees, Sara Lance. 798 00:38:45,103 --> 00:38:47,990 Oh, no, is everyone a puppet again? 799 00:38:47,993 --> 00:38:49,129 What? 800 00:38:49,132 --> 00:38:51,131 - What are you talking about? - I'll kill you all! 801 00:38:51,134 --> 00:38:54,084 I got an anti-magic isolation chamber 802 00:38:54,087 --> 00:38:56,053 with your name on it, Mike the Spike. 803 00:38:56,056 --> 00:39:00,532 Ah, the usual insanity that passes for normal around here. 804 00:39:00,534 --> 00:39:02,367 What is this? 805 00:39:02,369 --> 00:39:05,471 Why are you being so weird? 806 00:39:05,473 --> 00:39:07,306 Well, I... 807 00:39:07,308 --> 00:39:09,724 I do have a little bit of a tale to tell, to be honest. 808 00:39:09,727 --> 00:39:10,993 You fancy a drink? 809 00:39:10,996 --> 00:39:13,227 Hmm, one of those stories. 810 00:39:13,230 --> 00:39:16,548 Let's go. 811 00:39:16,550 --> 00:39:21,019 Hey, Zari, I wanted to say that I'm sorry. 812 00:39:21,021 --> 00:39:22,819 For what? For stuffing me into a bag 813 00:39:22,822 --> 00:39:24,555 or almost destroying all of history? 814 00:39:24,558 --> 00:39:27,059 Well, yeah, that too, but what I'm really sorry about 815 00:39:27,061 --> 00:39:29,728 is that we got off on the wrong foot. 816 00:39:29,730 --> 00:39:31,063 You're a shapeshifter. 817 00:39:31,065 --> 00:39:32,597 Your whole deal is tricking people. 818 00:39:32,599 --> 00:39:34,499 Yeah, but now I'm being honest with you. 819 00:39:34,501 --> 00:39:35,801 You know, I could have been anyone 820 00:39:35,803 --> 00:39:37,336 when I got my powers back. 821 00:39:37,338 --> 00:39:39,438 Do you know why I kept coming back to this form? 822 00:39:39,440 --> 00:39:41,061 Because Amaya is very hot? 823 00:39:41,064 --> 00:39:42,530 It's because this is the form I was 824 00:39:42,533 --> 00:39:43,899 when I joined the Legends. 825 00:39:43,902 --> 00:39:46,244 Now, I have been a part of many crews, 826 00:39:46,246 --> 00:39:47,446 and you guys... 827 00:39:47,448 --> 00:39:50,615 Well, you're not rubbish. 828 00:39:50,617 --> 00:39:54,353 Listen, destroying history for personal gain, 829 00:39:54,355 --> 00:39:57,522 it's happened to almost everyone here. 830 00:39:57,524 --> 00:40:00,559 Rite of passage. 831 00:40:00,561 --> 00:40:02,828 So you think I'm hot then? 832 00:40:04,194 --> 00:40:07,694 HEAT WAVES. AN EROTIC SPACE ODISSEY BY REBECCA SILVER 833 00:40:08,935 --> 00:40:12,436 I made snicker doodles with your recipe. 834 00:40:12,439 --> 00:40:14,106 Not bad. 835 00:40:14,108 --> 00:40:15,474 Hmm. 836 00:40:15,476 --> 00:40:18,227 I'm reading your novel. I'm on the last chapter. 837 00:40:18,230 --> 00:40:21,246 Your females characters are shallow, libidinous, 838 00:40:21,248 --> 00:40:23,715 and so much fun to read. 839 00:40:23,717 --> 00:40:25,016 Hmm. Thanks. 840 00:40:25,018 --> 00:40:29,254 Yeah, good job, um, Rebecca Silver? 841 00:40:29,256 --> 00:40:30,756 Nom de plume. 842 00:40:30,758 --> 00:40:32,190 Got it. 843 00:40:32,192 --> 00:40:34,079 So let me get this straight. 844 00:40:34,082 --> 00:40:36,628 They're making love on the surface of the sun? 845 00:40:36,630 --> 00:40:39,631 It's a metaphor. 846 00:40:39,633 --> 00:40:40,966 Got it. 847 00:40:40,968 --> 00:40:43,535 And the worst part? 848 00:40:44,905 --> 00:40:47,806 It didn't even make a bloody difference. 849 00:40:47,808 --> 00:40:50,041 I was a fool thinking I could outrun this fight 850 00:40:50,043 --> 00:40:52,177 flying around with you lot. 851 00:40:52,179 --> 00:40:56,214 Yeah, we tend to fly directly into fights. 852 00:40:56,216 --> 00:40:59,684 But we do it together, 853 00:40:59,686 --> 00:41:02,254 and we have your back. 854 00:41:02,256 --> 00:41:03,588 Well, as long as you know 855 00:41:03,590 --> 00:41:05,757 what you're getting yourself into 856 00:41:05,759 --> 00:41:09,261 because a demon like Neron, he doesn't just want to win. 857 00:41:09,263 --> 00:41:13,733 He wants to win in the cruelest possible way. 858 00:41:18,739 --> 00:41:20,705 Yeah? 859 00:41:20,707 --> 00:41:23,308 The Kaupe escaped? 860 00:41:23,310 --> 00:41:24,843 Here's what I want you to do. 861 00:41:24,845 --> 00:41:28,346 Track him down and recapture him, or else. 862 00:41:31,218 --> 00:41:35,086 Um, there's been a setback, but we'll make it right. 863 00:41:38,025 --> 00:41:40,281 Oh, you'd better. 864 00:41:40,284 --> 00:41:45,109 - Synced and corrected by VitoSilans - ... www.Addic7ed.com ...