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Ooh.

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How's everybody doing?

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What is with that walk?

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Well, if you must know, I was
salsa dancing till midnight.

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You were salsa dancing?

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You get winded salsa eating.

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Late night dancing, smiling,
you've been happy for weeks now.

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That's very unlike you.

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Well, I guess I need to let
you all in on something.

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I'm dating a younger woman. Felicia.

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She's gorgeous

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and full of life.

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And get this, she's 45.

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Jailbait, baby!

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Damn, you're robbing the cradle.

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Uh, no, whoa, whoa.

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My high fives tend to be unconvincing.

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I'm better with a "hoo, mama."

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45-year-old? Hoo, mama!

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See?

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I mean, there's obviously
something wrong with this woman.

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What, does she need a
green card? A kidney?

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I'm just trying to figure what
would drive a 45-year-old

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to this.

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We have a lot in common.

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See, we met at this jazz record store.

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I went in there to find a
very rare Miles Davis album,

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on which he calls his bass player

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a particularly outdated slur.

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And we hit it off.

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She's a old soul. I feel
like a teenager again.

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Hoo, mama!

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And she's what? Terminally ill?

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No. The only thing she's
dying from is Hank fever.

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And the only cure for that is more

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Hank, Hank, Hank. Ask
your doctor about Hank.

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Side effects include delusion,

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overconfidence, and extreme hair loss.

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I knew you were gonna do this.

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You just jealous 'cause
you not cradle robbing.

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I'm not jealous. I might be

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a-a little annoyed at
the double standard.

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I mean, you never see a younger
man with an older woman.

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Uh, I've actually been
with a much older woman.

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Well, not recently.

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No, I was 18, she was 65.

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She was born in 1899.

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Anyway...

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she's obviously out of your league.

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I'm just trying to get
to the real truth.

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Well, Felicia...

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and I have a real connection.

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Oh! In fact, she wants to meet you guys.

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So you can judge for
yourself that it is real.

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FYI, I'm gonna need you all to
lie, tell her I don't live here.

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Why? This place rocks.

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We got unlimited Froyo.

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Well, she's young. She doesn't
want to date somebody

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living in a retirement community.

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So I told her my home
is under renovation.

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Hoo, mama.

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Eh, shouldn't she like you for
you? I mean, we'll play...

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All right, great, let's
leave it there, then.

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I got it, she's blind.

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Margaret, I'm happy.
Just leave it alone.

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Fine, I will drop it.

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I am not dropping squat.

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Something is off, right, guys?

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I mean, a younger woman who
is suddenly into Hank?

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Oh, he's fine.

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I'm just worried he's
gonna humiliate himself

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trying to seem younger.

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Ooh!

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My wheelie sneakers just shipped!

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And then this big hunk of man
just swept me off my feet.

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Now how'd I sweep you off your feet

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when you already swept me off mine?

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Answer is my athletic youthfulness.

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Ow.

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Yeah, dancing does keep the body young.

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- That's, uh, what I always say, right?
- Always.

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- Always. That's what he says.
- I feel like you always say,

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"My lower back hurts."

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You know, it is great to finally
meet all of Hank's friends.

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Yep, yep, yep.

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We're just his buds
from down the street.

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It's a normal street

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with separate houses and
outdoor space between them.

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He never brings his trash cans in.

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It's ruining the neighborhood.

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You guys crack me up,
especially this one.

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I just want to put you in a backpack

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and take you everywhere.

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Well, let's not forget
that I'm a human being.

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But that sounds like fun. You're fun.

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Isn't she fun?

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Almost like it's too good to be true.

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It's almost exactly like
it's too good to be true.

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Hey, Hank, did you confirm
our reservation at Morano's?

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- Yes, I did.
- Okay.

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Wow, Morano's. Fancy. And
Hank is taking you there?

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Mm-hmm.

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Did they open up their dress code

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to Crocs and bowling shirts?

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No.

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Did they?

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You know what? I am gonna
hit up that jukebox.

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You got any cash, Hanky poo?

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Baby, I got you, baby boo.

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There you go, madam.

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- Grab a fistful.
- Hey, hey.

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Sid, I think I know what's going on.

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The $20 for the jukebox, Morano's.

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I think maybe "baby
boo" is a gold digger.

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I'm gonna go see what I can find out.

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I think I'm gonna go
hit the jukebox, too.

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See if they have any Mozart.

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Hey, there.

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Son of a... Sorry, you scared me.

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Oh, nothing to be scared of,

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unless I'm catching you
doing something wrong.

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Am I?

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So have you, uh, have you ever
dated an older man before?

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- Older men are kind of my type.
- Interesting.

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It's a pattern. You kind of target them.

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Yeah, that's not exactly
what I'm saying.

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Uh, older men know themselves.

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They don't play games.
They're more mature.

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Really? That guy?

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Oh, my God, he is so funny and so nice.

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Really? We're s... we're still
talking about Hank, right?

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Oh. Okay. Yeah.

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I see why you came over here.

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You have feelings for him.

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What?

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Whoa. Hank? No.

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Ooh, never. Ew, gross.

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Yeah, but I thought that maybe...

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Yuck. Gag. Puke.

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Nasty.

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Okay. I'm just gonna head
back to the table now.

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Hey, Hanky poo, why don't
we hit Morano's early?

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It was nice meeting you guys.

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Margaret, I hope you find happiness.

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You know what, I've had a few drinks.

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- Mm.
- So, let's Uber. Ooh!

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Maybe we'll be bad and Uber XL.

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Do they have a Uber XXL?

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Nice girl.

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I don't know why she just wants
Margaret to find happiness,

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but, uh, nice girl.

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Nice girl? Come on, Charlie.

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She's taking Hank to the cleaners.

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Margaret thinks that Felicia

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is gold digging Hank.

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I know she is. You think about
what's going on here, guys.

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He's flashing cash at the
record store, the Uber XL.

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He bought us a round.

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Hank has no gold to dig.

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Yeah, Sid's right, Margaret.

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Most of Hank's wealth
is in baseball cards.

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Well, that proves my point.

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Rich guys know to look
out for a gold digger.

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It's the pathetic schlubs like
Hank that never see it coming.

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She's gonna fleece him and
move right on to the next guy.

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I think she may be on to something.

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I am. Hank is our friend,

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and somebody's trying to
take advantage of him,

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and we can't let that happen.

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I ain't saying she's a gold digger,

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but she ain't messing with no broke...

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Well, y'all know the song.

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All right, here he comes.

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We're gonna tell him the
truth about Felicia

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and we're gonna do it together, okay?

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- Yeah. Yeah. You got it.
- I got your back, girl.

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What happened to the limp, lover boy?

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Well, I stole some of
Larry's muscle relaxers.

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That fool is relaxed enough as it is.

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So, uh...

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what's up with y'all?

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We, uh, we all have something
that we want to tell you.

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- Yeah.
- But it's mostly Margaret's thing.

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Yeah, you're gonna be
pretty pissed, but...

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Tell him, Margaret.

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- It's about Felicia.
- Oh!

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Speak of the devil.

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I'm on my way to meet
her at the roller rink.

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When's the last time you
went roller skating?

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Well, not that long ago.
I guess about, uh...

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47 years.

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But I'm gonna do it for her.

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You know, for the first time,

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I'm not even thinking about my ex-wife.

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Felicia is just fantastic,
and she's funny, too.

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She just makes me feel alive.

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So, uh, y'all wanted to tell
me something about her?

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- She's... We're happy for you.
- She is great. Great gal.

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I got to lock this one down.
Well, I'm off to the rink.

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- Okay.
- Ow.

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So what if we are wrong about Felicia?

203
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We could ruin a really
good thing for Hank.

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In the small chance that I am wrong...

205
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the small, small, small chance...

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we have to get some evidence
before we confront him,

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and we better do it quick.

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I mean, you heard him,
he's gonna lock it down.

209
00:10:15,800 --> 00:10:17,939
I just need five minutes with her phone.

210
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It'll have bank records
and clues from her past.

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I know what I'm doing.

212
00:10:22,610 --> 00:10:25,139
I worked with the Watergate burglars.

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They are famous for literally
nothing besides getting caught.

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Yeah.

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They got caught.

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Well, if it's Felicia's
phone that we want,

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we know exactly where it
will be, at the roller rink.

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Sid, we are not going to a roller rink

219
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so you can go skating.

220
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It is not that, Margaret.

221
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I want to help Hank.

222
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Do you think they'll have
the hokey pokey? Ooh!

223
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I got to go get my wheel wax.

224
00:11:02,980 --> 00:11:05,600
All right. We got Mitch
on the tunes tonight,

225
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so expect a lot of bangers.

226
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Skittle machine's on the right.

227
00:11:09,650 --> 00:11:12,359
Claw machine is the tightest in Tucson,

228
00:11:12,360 --> 00:11:14,340
so don't waste your time.

229
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I mean, I've never been
here before, but...

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Usual skates, Mr. Delacroix?

231
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Yes, clerk who somehow knows my name.

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Be cool, Terrance.

233
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Sid, we're not gonna skate.

234
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We're here on a mission, and we can't

235
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let Hank and Felicia see us.

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00:11:34,710 --> 00:11:36,349
Ooh!

237
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The secret to black ops is speed.

238
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We find her purse, get her phone,

239
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I leave a Monopoly token because
that's my calling card,

240
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and then we exit unnoticed.

241
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I just wish we had air support.

242
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Why?

243
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I just wish we did.

244
00:11:51,730 --> 00:11:54,569
All right, someone has to
keep an eye out for Hank.

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On it.

246
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How did he get those skates on so fast?

247
00:12:01,940 --> 00:12:05,210
Well, if we had air support, we'd know.

248
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There you go, okay, you got it.

249
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- Here, I'll catch you.
- Oh, you're always trying

250
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to get your hands on
me, aren't you, cutie?

251
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- Whoa! Ooh!
- Oh!

252
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I got... I'm okay.

253
00:12:17,120 --> 00:12:19,890
I feel like Kristi Yamaguchi up in here.

254
00:12:21,000 --> 00:12:22,480
We don't have to do this,

255
00:12:22,490 --> 00:12:24,660
since, you know, you're
not very good at it.

256
00:12:24,780 --> 00:12:26,529
Well, I'm more of a speed skater,

257
00:12:26,530 --> 00:12:28,550
and that's really not what
this rink is set up for.

258
00:12:28,560 --> 00:12:29,829
Ah.

259
00:12:29,830 --> 00:12:31,399
But you go ahead on.
I'm-a catch up to you.

260
00:12:31,400 --> 00:12:32,639
Go, go, go, go, go.

261
00:12:32,640 --> 00:12:34,470
Go.

262
00:12:44,450 --> 00:12:46,600
Okay, her purse is in there somewhere.

263
00:12:46,620 --> 00:12:48,639
Yeah, I got this. Follow my lead.

264
00:12:50,290 --> 00:12:53,119
There's a corpse in the bathroom.

265
00:12:53,120 --> 00:12:54,659
Yeah, uh,

266
00:12:54,660 --> 00:12:55,990
a-a big old corpse.

267
00:12:56,340 --> 00:12:59,520
The kids are playing on it.

268
00:12:59,600 --> 00:13:01,359
Maybe a heads-up

269
00:13:01,360 --> 00:13:03,199
if you're gonna take it
to "bathroom corpse"

270
00:13:03,200 --> 00:13:04,639
right off the bat?

271
00:13:04,640 --> 00:13:05,959
Heads-up for life.

272
00:13:05,960 --> 00:13:07,709
I always take it to "bathroom corpse"

273
00:13:07,710 --> 00:13:09,439
right off the bat.

274
00:13:09,440 --> 00:13:13,139
Let's just find this purse.

275
00:13:13,140 --> 00:13:15,150
I need a size seven.

276
00:13:20,650 --> 00:13:22,649
Seven.

277
00:13:22,650 --> 00:13:24,759
- Aren't you gonna spray them?
- Uh...

278
00:13:24,760 --> 00:13:26,989
Uh, sorry, sweetie, it's my first day.

279
00:13:26,990 --> 00:13:29,629
I can tell 'cause you suck at your job.

280
00:13:29,630 --> 00:13:31,630
Oh, really?

281
00:13:34,080 --> 00:13:36,740
Ugh!

282
00:13:36,840 --> 00:13:37,960
Move.

283
00:13:39,220 --> 00:13:42,839
Who do you think you're
talking to, little missy?

284
00:13:42,840 --> 00:13:45,479
We're about to do the limbo here.

285
00:13:45,480 --> 00:13:49,260
Well, do it someplace else.
I'm putting in work.

286
00:13:49,280 --> 00:13:51,460
You're old.

287
00:13:52,400 --> 00:13:54,160
I have lived a life.

288
00:13:54,880 --> 00:13:57,689
You are gonna marry your first boyfriend

289
00:13:57,690 --> 00:14:01,360
and die within six miles
of this rink, sweet pea.

290
00:14:07,340 --> 00:14:11,339
Ugh, this has got to be the
smelliest black op ever.

291
00:14:11,340 --> 00:14:14,069
- Charlie, wait.
- What? What?

292
00:14:14,070 --> 00:14:16,339
This could be our girl's.

293
00:14:16,340 --> 00:14:19,339
Look, "I Heart Jazz" keychain.

294
00:14:19,340 --> 00:14:21,599
Oh, yeah, it's definitely her.

295
00:14:21,600 --> 00:14:23,509
Her picture's on the phone here.

296
00:14:23,510 --> 00:14:26,579
I'm gonna try to hack in.

297
00:14:26,580 --> 00:14:32,189
1-2-3-4.

298
00:14:32,190 --> 00:14:34,960
Nope. I'm out of ideas.

299
00:14:37,060 --> 00:14:38,899
Well, we're gonna have to dig deeper.

300
00:14:38,900 --> 00:14:41,100
Sid's still on lookout, right?

301
00:14:48,210 --> 00:14:50,820
Okay, Gramps, you're pretty good.

302
00:14:50,910 --> 00:14:52,379
Well, I ought to be.

303
00:14:52,380 --> 00:14:55,720
I lived most of my life on the down-low.

304
00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:02,619
You'll get it when you get older.

305
00:15:02,620 --> 00:15:05,690
And this one definitely will.

306
00:15:06,890 --> 00:15:08,729
All right, here we go.

307
00:15:08,730 --> 00:15:11,729
2-2-3-4.

308
00:15:11,730 --> 00:15:13,529
No.

309
00:15:13,530 --> 00:15:15,969
I'm gonna try my birthday.

310
00:15:15,970 --> 00:15:19,399
Why would she use your
birthday as her code?

311
00:15:19,400 --> 00:15:21,770
Exactly.

312
00:15:23,110 --> 00:15:24,309
Charlie, look.

313
00:15:24,310 --> 00:15:26,739
Holy guacamole.

314
00:15:26,740 --> 00:15:28,879
It's worse than we thought.

315
00:15:28,880 --> 00:15:31,049
What the hell are you two doing here?

316
00:15:31,050 --> 00:15:32,819
Is that Felicia's purse?

317
00:15:32,820 --> 00:15:35,900
Wha... damn it. Great looking out, Sid.

318
00:15:35,920 --> 00:15:37,650
? Da, da, da, da, da, da ?

319
00:15:37,660 --> 00:15:39,720
? Da, da, da, da, da, da... ?

320
00:15:40,620 --> 00:15:44,200
Oh, Hank, I hate to
have to tell you this,

321
00:15:44,220 --> 00:15:45,959
but Felicia's been lying to you.

322
00:15:45,960 --> 00:15:48,969
Damn it, woman, I told
you, stay out of this.

323
00:15:48,970 --> 00:15:50,180
Let me be happy.

324
00:15:50,240 --> 00:15:52,639
We found this sonogram in her purse.

325
00:15:52,640 --> 00:15:54,439
She's pregnant, Hank.

326
00:15:54,440 --> 00:15:56,290
She's trying to trap you with the baby

327
00:15:56,300 --> 00:15:57,639
and take all your money.

328
00:15:57,640 --> 00:15:59,979
Oh, my God.

329
00:15:59,980 --> 00:16:03,540
Hey, lady, I said seven.

330
00:16:03,600 --> 00:16:04,860
These are nines.

331
00:16:04,920 --> 00:16:07,290
Get it together, Margaret.

332
00:16:16,430 --> 00:16:19,290
I can't believe Felicia's pregnant.

333
00:16:19,300 --> 00:16:22,480
I just had to date a 45-year-old.

334
00:16:22,720 --> 00:16:26,149
Well, Hank, if you're gonna
fly that close to the sun,

335
00:16:26,150 --> 00:16:28,940
you got to wear sunscreen.

336
00:16:28,960 --> 00:16:30,540
Well, you should have come with me

337
00:16:30,550 --> 00:16:32,080
the day I got snipped.

338
00:16:32,110 --> 00:16:34,940
They were doing two-for-one.

339
00:16:34,990 --> 00:16:36,799
Apologies.

340
00:16:36,800 --> 00:16:39,869
I got pulled into some rink drama.

341
00:16:39,870 --> 00:16:42,630
Avery's a good egg,
but she's lashing out

342
00:16:42,640 --> 00:16:44,199
because... surprise, surprise...

343
00:16:44,200 --> 00:16:45,709
there's trouble at home.

344
00:16:45,710 --> 00:16:49,539
Sid, Felicia's pregnant.
She's baby-trapping Hank.

345
00:16:49,540 --> 00:16:53,279
Oh, Hank. I am so sorry.

346
00:16:53,280 --> 00:16:56,260
Can a 45-year-old even have a baby?

347
00:16:56,280 --> 00:16:58,019
I don't know a ton about pregnancy.

348
00:16:58,020 --> 00:17:00,260
Yes, it is absolutely possible.

349
00:17:00,300 --> 00:17:01,700
Mm.

350
00:17:01,740 --> 00:17:04,290
And I assume the baby
comes out older, too?

351
00:17:06,630 --> 00:17:09,440
- No?
- This can't be happening.

352
00:17:09,520 --> 00:17:12,440
I can't have my golden years
filled with crying and fussing.

353
00:17:12,500 --> 00:17:13,699
Well, think about it, Hank.

354
00:17:13,700 --> 00:17:15,630
When the kid is old enough
to go off to college,

355
00:17:15,640 --> 00:17:18,480
you'll only be... 86.

356
00:17:18,500 --> 00:17:20,810
That is so old.

357
00:17:22,040 --> 00:17:24,539
I knew deep down she
was out of my league.

358
00:17:24,540 --> 00:17:26,579
I mean, why else would
I be fronting to her?

359
00:17:26,580 --> 00:17:27,809
I'm a fool.

360
00:17:27,810 --> 00:17:30,349
A sad, fertile fool.

361
00:17:30,350 --> 00:17:34,519
Just out here, putting
babies all up in people.

362
00:17:34,520 --> 00:17:37,459
Go ahead, Margaret, say it.
You were right.

363
00:17:37,460 --> 00:17:40,189
I'm sorry, Hank. This really sucks.

364
00:17:40,190 --> 00:17:42,929
Hank, we want you to
know we're here for you.

365
00:17:42,930 --> 00:17:45,659
Well, I just need to hear
Felicia own up to this.

366
00:17:45,660 --> 00:17:47,270
I'm-a march right across this room

367
00:17:47,280 --> 00:17:48,980
and give her a piece of my mind.

368
00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:51,470
Whoa. Well, forget that.

369
00:17:51,500 --> 00:17:52,769
Hey, Felicia!

370
00:17:52,770 --> 00:17:54,539
Hey.

371
00:17:54,540 --> 00:17:55,709
W-What are you guys doing here?

372
00:17:55,710 --> 00:17:58,740
Me... You...

373
00:17:58,750 --> 00:18:01,709
Problem... diapers?

374
00:18:01,710 --> 00:18:04,140
H-Hank, take a deep breath.

375
00:18:04,200 --> 00:18:06,549
You know you babble
when you get too mad.

376
00:18:06,550 --> 00:18:08,290
You took a skate scamming.

377
00:18:09,120 --> 00:18:12,959
What... how often? Never?

378
00:18:12,960 --> 00:18:15,359
Hank, are you okay?

379
00:18:15,360 --> 00:18:18,829
Wait, what is she doing with my purse?

380
00:18:18,830 --> 00:18:20,230
What the hell?

381
00:18:20,280 --> 00:18:22,119
I know you're pregnant.

382
00:18:22,120 --> 00:18:23,689
You never cared about my heart.

383
00:18:23,690 --> 00:18:26,150
All you cared about was my bank account.

384
00:18:26,160 --> 00:18:27,819
Are you insane?

385
00:18:27,820 --> 00:18:30,059
Oh, so that's the plan.

386
00:18:30,060 --> 00:18:32,529
You're gonna have me declared insane.

387
00:18:32,530 --> 00:18:35,699
And guess who gets all
my baseball cards?

388
00:18:35,700 --> 00:18:37,940
Suddenly, who's sitting on
a pile of mint condition

389
00:18:37,980 --> 00:18:40,069
Ken Griffey Jr.'s, I'm
on Shutter Island.

390
00:18:40,070 --> 00:18:42,099
I don't know, Felicia. You tell me.

391
00:18:42,100 --> 00:18:45,880
Am I insane?

392
00:18:47,210 --> 00:18:48,620
Yes!

393
00:18:49,680 --> 00:18:51,979
This is my dog's sonogram, Hank.

394
00:18:51,980 --> 00:18:54,319
Yeah, nice try. Dog sonogram.

395
00:18:54,320 --> 00:18:57,349
What's next? What, seagulls
getting their blood pressure?

396
00:18:59,990 --> 00:19:04,129
I have, uh, just been informed
that dogs do get sonograms.

397
00:19:04,130 --> 00:19:06,959
Yeah. I had to take my dog to the vet

398
00:19:06,960 --> 00:19:08,960
because he ate a pair of cuff links.

399
00:19:08,970 --> 00:19:10,730
Cuff links that I bought for you.

400
00:19:14,240 --> 00:19:16,569
Just to be clear, I did
say there was a small,

401
00:19:16,570 --> 00:19:20,240
small, small chance I could be wrong.

402
00:19:30,060 --> 00:19:32,739
- Good, you're still here.
- Of course I am.

403
00:19:32,740 --> 00:19:35,520
I can't get out of these stupid skates.

404
00:19:35,540 --> 00:19:39,140
And do you know why there's a
Monopoly token in my purse?

405
00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:42,979
So, we cool?

406
00:19:42,980 --> 00:19:46,219
No, Hank, we are not cool.

407
00:19:46,220 --> 00:19:48,019
How could you think I was scamming you?

408
00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:50,439
Well, look at me, and look at you.

409
00:19:50,440 --> 00:19:52,059
You're smart, you're sexy.

410
00:19:52,060 --> 00:19:54,189
You could have any guy you want.

411
00:19:54,190 --> 00:19:57,529
Hey, for the record, I
genuinely like older men.

412
00:19:57,530 --> 00:19:59,490
Single guys my age are obsessed

413
00:19:59,500 --> 00:20:01,360
with their careers and sports cars.

414
00:20:01,370 --> 00:20:05,399
Well, the good news
is I don't have a job

415
00:20:05,400 --> 00:20:08,039
and I drive a golf cart.

416
00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:11,099
Look, I'm sorry my friends
got me all riled up

417
00:20:11,100 --> 00:20:13,160
and I jumped to conclusions.

418
00:20:13,180 --> 00:20:17,560
The truth is, I can't
dance, I can't roller skate

419
00:20:17,660 --> 00:20:19,580
and I live in a retirement community.

420
00:20:19,600 --> 00:20:22,189
And I really like you.

421
00:20:22,190 --> 00:20:24,189
And I really like you, too.

422
00:20:24,190 --> 00:20:26,059
I don't care about where you live.

423
00:20:26,060 --> 00:20:28,820
Listen, I'm sorry I screwed things up.

424
00:20:29,060 --> 00:20:30,560
Do you think you could forgive me

425
00:20:30,570 --> 00:20:32,260
and we could give this a fresh start?

426
00:20:32,360 --> 00:20:34,360
Sure.

427
00:20:34,370 --> 00:20:35,959
But this time,

428
00:20:35,960 --> 00:20:37,640
- let's be honest with each other.
- Mm.

429
00:20:37,770 --> 00:20:41,319
And I'm still taking
your old ass dancing.

430
00:20:41,320 --> 00:20:43,839
Well, just long as you ice
me down the next day.

431
00:20:45,380 --> 00:20:47,039
Oh, and your friends are crazy.

432
00:20:47,040 --> 00:20:49,000
Yeah, we're never hanging
out with them again.

433
00:20:53,240 --> 00:20:55,049
Here's to single Hank.

434
00:20:55,050 --> 00:20:56,979
- Ha, ha!
- To single Hank.

435
00:20:58,340 --> 00:21:00,659
I kind of thought you guys
were gonna work it out.

436
00:21:00,660 --> 00:21:02,580
I can't believe you broke up with her.

437
00:21:02,600 --> 00:21:04,760
I don't need Felicia
to make me feel young.

438
00:21:04,800 --> 00:21:06,219
That's what I got you freaks for.

439
00:21:06,220 --> 00:21:08,060
Yeah. Bye, Felicia.

440
00:21:08,070 --> 00:21:10,399
No new friends.

441
00:21:10,400 --> 00:21:12,839
Kristin said trampolines are stupid.

442
00:21:12,840 --> 00:21:14,990
Girl, Kristin wishes
she had a trampoline.

443
00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:17,240
That skank can just shut her mouth.

444
00:21:17,300 --> 00:21:19,480
Hoo, mama.

445
00:21:21,320 --> 00:21:25,320
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