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credits

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Oh, boy!
This is looking so great!

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Hey, Dad, the big bike parade
is this weekend.

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How's it look?

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First prize is $50.

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What are you saying,
that our family needs cash?!

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I'm busting my ass
trying to make ends meet!

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You wanna go live
with Kim Kardashian?

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She's better than me
'cause she's got money?!

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Fuck you, son!

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Butters really loves
that bike parade.

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I don't need to be reminded every
10 minutes that money's tight.

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I'm sorry.

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It's just this new job.

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It can be such a grind.

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You work too hard at that place.

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Kids these days
just don't understand

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how much their parents break
their backs to provide.

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Come on, Stotch!

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You're driving carpool
today or not?

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Gotta get down factory
before the bell!

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Goodbye, Linda.

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Don't let that place
work you to death.

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? Some people say
a man is made outta mud ?

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? A poor man's made
outta muscle and blood ?

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? Muscle and blood
and skin and bones ?

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? A mind that's a-weak
and a back that's strong ?

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? You load 16 tons,
what do you get? ?

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? Another day older
and deeper in debt ?

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? Saint Peter,
don't you call me ?

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? 'Cause I can't go

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? I owe my soul
to the company store ?

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? I was born one mornin'
when the sun didn't shine ?

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? I picked up my shovel
and I walked to the mine ?

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? I loaded 16 tons
of number 9 coal ?

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? And the straw boss said,
"Well, a-bless my soul" ?

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? You load 16 tons,
what do you get? ?

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? Another day older
and deeper in debt ?

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? Saint Peter,
don't you call me ?

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? 'Cause I can't go

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? I owe my soul
to the company store ?

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? I was born one mornin',
it was drizzlin' rain ?

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? Fightin' and trouble
are my middle name ?

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? I was raised in the canebrake
by an ol' mama lion ?

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? Can't no-a high-toned woman
make me walk the line ?

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? You load 16 tons,
what do you get? ?

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? Another day older
and deeper in debt ?

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? Saint Peter,
don't you call me ?

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? 'Cause I can't go

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? I owe my soul
to the company store ?

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? You load 16 tons,
what do you get? ?

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? Another day older
and deeper in debt ?

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? Saint Peter,
don't you call me ?

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? 'Cause I can't go

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? I owwwwwe my soul

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? To the company store

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Yeah!

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Yippie!

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Hey, fellas!
What'dya think?

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Think about what?

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How my decorations are coming.

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The big bike parade
is this weekend.

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Bike parade?
That's so dumb.

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Well, you won't think it's dumb
when I win first prize.

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I'm going all out this year.

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I'll finally beat Larry Zewiski.

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Dude, nobody cares about
a stupid bike parade.

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Hey, Stotch!

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You gettin' pumped
for the big bike parade?

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Yeah, I'm pretty excited,
I guess.

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Wow!
Hey, nice bike, Larry.

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Are you gonna be
in the bike parade?

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Yeah, I'm thinking about it.

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Come on, girls.
I'll show you my blue ribbons.

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Later, Stotch.
Sucker.

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Well, anyway...

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I'm gettin' some more things
for my bike, too.

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I'll... I'll see ya, fellas.

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So, this is where all the main
boxing and transferring happens.

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I'm excited to have
you guys working here

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at the fulfillment center,
Mr. and Mrs. Tweek.

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We didn't really have a choice.

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Since the fulfillment center
opened,

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me and wife's coffee business
has gone belly up.

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Yeah, people are ordering
everything online these days.

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That's why you'll find a lot
of familiar faces working here.

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Everything's automated
and timed to precision

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to get people's orders
out to them

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as soon as possible.

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This is Josh.
He'll be your section manager.

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Howdy, folks.

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In these warehouses,

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there are over one million items,
from toothpaste to go-karts,

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and it's the work of both
humans and machines

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that make the work possible.

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You'll get a message on
your device which item to get,

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then get it to
one of our loaders,

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and the machines do the rest.

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We got another one!

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Josh!

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Hang on, Josh!

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Shut it down!
Shut it down!

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It's not shutting down.

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Whenever there's
a workplace accident,

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you need to fill out
a 1081 form.

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What are you doing?

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Mrph! Mrph rmhmhm!
Mrph?

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"Wassup" is I thought we agreed
bike parades are stupid.

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Mrph rmhmhm rm!

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Don't lie, Kenny!

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You saw that Larry kid
scoring chicks with his bike,

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heard about the cash prize,

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and you decided to do the
bike parade behind our backs.

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I know 'cause I thought
the same thing.

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Me, too.

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Jesus.

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Is this really what it's
come down to, you guys?

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Whatever happened to us?

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What do you mean?

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It used to always be
the four of us.

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Always.

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Now Stan's moved to a farm,
I have anxiety,

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Kenny... Nobody really
talks to Kenny.

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And then there's
just... Kyle.

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We used to do
everything together.

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What if we did this,
like the old days?

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Four bikes.
One common theme.

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We could totally own
the bike parade.

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If we order everything online,

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we can have it
delivered tomorrow!

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We need props,
pyrotechnics, the works!

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Yeah, and we gotta order some bad-ass
spokes and those wheel bumpers!

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I'll start looking for costumes!

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What theme are we thinking?!

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Kenny, get on your mom's laptop

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and start ordering streamers,
sparklers, and rockets!

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Make sure everyone ships
Next Day Delivery!

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This is gonna be just like
the old times, you guys!

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? Working me fingers to the bone ?

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? I needs me a drink
before goin' home ?

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? Be back in the morning,
pack boxes at dawn ?

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? Workin' for Amazon

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Can I get a beer, please?

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Whatcha got on tap?

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Amazon, Amazon light,
and Amazon IPA.

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Gimme Amazon light.
I'm a Prime member.

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What the fook are we doin',
anyway?

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Breakin' our backs!
Loadin' up forklifts!

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Gettin' papercuts from boxes!

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And for what?
A measly paycheck

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that just barely covers
our online purchases.

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Yeah, well, we should be
thankful we even have jobs, huh?

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Before the fulfillment center opened,

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we didn't really have anything.

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We had our dignity!

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Everyone!
Everyone, listen!

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Amazon just posted a statement
about Josh's accident.

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They're calling it human error.

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"Amazon regrets the recent
workplace accident"

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and is working
to better train its workers

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"so that no future
accidents occur."

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Who do they think they are?!

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It was the bloody machines!

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Okay, hold on, everyone. I'm
sure there's an explanation.

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This is what
we've been reduced to!

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We are the backbone that makes
the fulfillment center work!

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Maybe they should see
what it would be like

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if we didn't show up to work!

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We'll do it for Josh

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and so what happened to him
never happens to anyone else.

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Hold on, guys!

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M-My son has a big
bike parade coming up.

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I-I can't just not
show up to work now.

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What's more important
to you, Stotch?

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A bike parade or Josh?

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A bike parade.

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Amazon workers,
we are on strike!

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My stuff's here!

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My stuff!
My stuff!

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My stuff, my stuff, my stuff!

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- Morning, hon.
- Shut up.

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Stuff?

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Stuff?

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Mom, were there a bunch
of packages for me?

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I don't think anyone's
getting packages, sweetie.

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Look.

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The Amazon Fulfillment Center
has been shut down

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as hundreds of employees
refuse to work.

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Customers all over the state

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are wondering where
their Amazon orders are

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as workers demand more respect
and more money.

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The uprising started
with a workplace accident

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which Amazon blamed
on human error.

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Joining me now is the victim
of the accident... Josh Carter.

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And, Josh, how does it feel

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to have your accident
spark so much upheaval?

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You know, Tom, I think something
like this was bound to happen.

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There's those at the top who
control the means of production,

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and then there's the working
class that enables those means

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by selling their labor power
for wages.

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When there's conflict,
the ruling class

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tries to blame
the working class.

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Can you get out of the box?

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No, my organs
have been compacted,

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so if the box opens,
I spill out and die.

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I believe the working class

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needs to revolt
against capitalism

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and bring about
socioeconomic emancipation.

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Do you get hot in the box?

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Ship to address.
Order now.

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Usually ships in...

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four to six weeks?!

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I can make my own towels
in four to six weeks.

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Mayor, you have a visitor.

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Not now.
I'm having problems.

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But, Mayor,
it's, uh, Jeff Bezos.

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Founder and CEO of Amazon Jeff Bezos?

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Yeah.

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Okay, okay.
Uh, let him in.

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Right on through here, Mr. Bezos.

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Mr. Bezos! How great to see you again!

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How have you been?

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I wish I was doing better.

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Please, Mayor, have a seat.

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Oh, thank you.

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I guess you're here
because of the... strike.

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We had a deal, Mayor.

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You told me this town would
be the perfect place

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for one of our
fulfillment centers.

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And it has been.

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It gave so many people jobs,

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and I'm not really sure why
everyone is so...

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Disgruntled?

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Dissatisfied?

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Unamused?

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Would you like to know why
Amazon is so successful?

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Because the customer is
all that matters.

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Now orders are going unfulfilled

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all over the State of Colorado.

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That makes us look very bad.

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It makes you look very bad.

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Perhaps...

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you should no longer
be a Prime member.

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Please...

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I-I'm trying to get everyone
back to work.

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I-I'm going to do
everything that I can.

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Then we have an understanding.

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Goodbye, Mayor.

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If everyone stays unfulfilled,

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it will be you
who pays the price.

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? Unfulfilled

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? And now tomorrow's nothing
but another day ?

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? Somebody came and took
my hopes and dreams away ?

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? And now I'm lost

255
00:12:26,210 --> 00:12:30,875
? And unfulfilled

256
00:12:30,900 --> 00:12:34,570
? Curtains close

257
00:12:34,969 --> 00:12:39,055
? All we were a distant memory

258
00:12:39,742 --> 00:12:44,742
? Somebody just bitch slapped
the smile right off of me ?

259
00:12:45,124 --> 00:12:47,124
? And here I am

260
00:12:47,149 --> 00:12:50,805
? So unfulfilled

261
00:12:50,830 --> 00:12:56,610
? The happiness I knew
just got raped and killed ?

262
00:12:56,875 --> 00:12:59,875
? And all I am

263
00:12:59,968 --> 00:13:03,063
? Is unfulfilled

264
00:13:03,088 --> 00:13:07,281
? Nothing that I have
seems like enough ?

265
00:13:08,070 --> 00:13:12,891
? All I'm left to ask is,
where's my stuff? ?

266
00:13:12,916 --> 00:13:15,916
? It's sitting somewhere

267
00:13:16,086 --> 00:13:20,883
? Unfulfilled

268
00:13:22,968 --> 00:13:24,592
Anything?
Did you get anything?

269
00:13:28,045 --> 00:13:30,045
I guess it's time to face it.

270
00:13:30,070 --> 00:13:31,758
We aren't gonna get our stuff.

271
00:13:31,783 --> 00:13:33,225
Maybe if we re-order everything

272
00:13:33,250 --> 00:13:35,475
and have it shipped to a
different fulfillment center...

273
00:13:35,500 --> 00:13:36,475
There's no time.

274
00:13:36,500 --> 00:13:39,086
Let's face it, we can't
be in the bike parade.

275
00:13:39,111 --> 00:13:42,078
No! I refuse to believe
we have no other options.

276
00:13:42,103 --> 00:13:43,103
What...

277
00:13:43,128 --> 00:13:45,128
What did we do before Amazon?

278
00:13:45,514 --> 00:13:46,732
Mrph rmh rmphm?

279
00:13:46,757 --> 00:13:49,063
I mean, before we could get
whatever we wanted,

280
00:13:49,088 --> 00:13:50,789
where did we get stuff?

281
00:13:52,225 --> 00:13:53,789
At the...

282
00:13:53,814 --> 00:13:55,225
The m... The m-m-m...

283
00:13:55,250 --> 00:13:56,766
the mall.

284
00:13:56,791 --> 00:13:59,007
Oh, yeah! The mall!

285
00:14:09,148 --> 00:14:11,759
Guess we haven't been
to the mall in a while.

286
00:14:16,616 --> 00:14:18,164
There's nobody here.

287
00:14:18,189 --> 00:14:20,225
There's gotta be somebody.

288
00:14:20,703 --> 00:14:21,774
Look!

289
00:14:21,799 --> 00:14:23,681
It's Wiener on a Stick.

290
00:14:27,531 --> 00:14:28,531
Uh, hello?

291
00:14:28,556 --> 00:14:31,249
Welcome to Wiener on a Stick.

292
00:14:31,250 --> 00:14:33,249
Are you the only one
still at the mall?

293
00:14:33,250 --> 00:14:37,279
There are many...
and yet none.

294
00:14:43,748 --> 00:14:44,913
There he is!

295
00:14:44,938 --> 00:14:45,983
Dad!

296
00:14:46,382 --> 00:14:47,850
How did it go?

297
00:14:48,250 --> 00:14:50,249
They voted to keep striking.

298
00:14:50,250 --> 00:14:51,694
There was a run in...

299
00:14:51,719 --> 00:14:54,008
violence between some
of the strikers and corporate.

300
00:14:54,250 --> 00:14:57,469
They've decided to punish us
by taking our status.

301
00:14:58,250 --> 00:14:59,742
There's no easy way to say this,

302
00:14:59,767 --> 00:15:01,961
so I'll just come out
with it then.

303
00:15:02,515 --> 00:15:03,515
We're...

304
00:15:03,898 --> 00:15:06,078
not Amazon Prime members
any more.

305
00:15:06,914 --> 00:15:08,359
Then what are we?

306
00:15:08,882 --> 00:15:10,225
Everyone involved in the strike

307
00:15:10,250 --> 00:15:12,249
has been dropped down one level
from Prime.

308
00:15:12,250 --> 00:15:13,695
We're...

309
00:15:13,906 --> 00:15:16,375
We're now Amazon USDA Choice.

310
00:15:17,679 --> 00:15:18,812
That's...

311
00:15:18,837 --> 00:15:19,837
fine.

312
00:15:19,999 --> 00:15:23,225
We'll be USDA Choice...
I-It's almost as good as Prime.

313
00:15:24,319 --> 00:15:26,225
You're a good woman
for saying that.

314
00:15:26,250 --> 00:15:30,054
But you're a bitch because it's a
lie and you're patronizing me.

315
00:15:32,742 --> 00:15:33,742
Mom.

316
00:15:33,898 --> 00:15:36,225
If I win the first prize
in the bike parade...

317
00:15:36,250 --> 00:15:38,250
I'll give the money to you guys.

318
00:15:42,812 --> 00:15:43,812
Please...

319
00:15:44,250 --> 00:15:46,492
I don't know what else to do.

320
00:15:46,749 --> 00:15:48,749
My family is all
that matters to me.

321
00:15:49,828 --> 00:15:52,508
I made a promise
to provide for them.

322
00:15:52,976 --> 00:15:55,514
What if we never get what we're
asking for from the strike?

323
00:15:55,539 --> 00:15:58,969
What if they just get others
to do all the boxing for us?

324
00:16:00,250 --> 00:16:03,495
See how the worker begins to
question his determination.

325
00:16:03,520 --> 00:16:05,436
Without his Amazon Prime status,

326
00:16:05,461 --> 00:16:08,249
he fluctuates between being
and non-being.

327
00:16:08,250 --> 00:16:10,844
My family has to come first.

328
00:16:10,869 --> 00:16:13,225
Now...
torn between memberships,

329
00:16:13,250 --> 00:16:16,249
the consumer-worker will reason
that the strike is pointless.

330
00:16:16,250 --> 00:16:17,586
Prepare a bus.

331
00:16:17,611 --> 00:16:19,711
We must make sure that boxers
who wish to box

332
00:16:19,736 --> 00:16:22,383
have a safe way into
the fulfillment center.

333
00:16:35,440 --> 00:16:38,453
I think maybe it was a bad idea
to come here, you guys.

334
00:16:39,615 --> 00:16:42,453
Why have you come to this place?

335
00:16:44,164 --> 00:16:47,015
We came because...
we need stuff.

336
00:16:47,187 --> 00:16:50,092
Do you seek cosmetics?

337
00:16:50,117 --> 00:16:52,615
Do you need puppies?

338
00:16:53,086 --> 00:16:55,614
- Sample of lotion?
- What?!

339
00:16:55,615 --> 00:16:57,590
Why, it's lemongrass lavender.

340
00:16:57,615 --> 00:16:58,812
No!

341
00:17:00,010 --> 00:17:02,590
No, no, look!
We need very specific stuff.

342
00:17:02,615 --> 00:17:05,008
There's a big bike parade
on Saturday.

343
00:17:05,721 --> 00:17:07,721
Bike parade!
Bike parade?

344
00:17:07,763 --> 00:17:08,849
Bike parade!

345
00:17:09,164 --> 00:17:10,614
Yeah, and the four of us

346
00:17:10,615 --> 00:17:12,614
are actually doing
a group theme.

347
00:17:12,615 --> 00:17:14,887
The changing faces
of immigrants in America

348
00:17:14,912 --> 00:17:16,331
as told through bicycles.

349
00:17:16,356 --> 00:17:17,615
So...

350
00:17:17,715 --> 00:17:20,135
do you need shoes?

351
00:17:20,160 --> 00:17:24,035
Yeah, color coded specific shoes
in four specific sizes.

352
00:17:26,338 --> 00:17:27,338
What?

353
00:17:27,363 --> 00:17:29,363
We do not have the inventory

354
00:17:29,388 --> 00:17:31,723
that online wholesalers
can provide.

355
00:17:32,731 --> 00:17:34,442
This is a waste of time,
you guys.

356
00:17:36,206 --> 00:17:37,206
Please!

357
00:17:37,231 --> 00:17:40,768
You are the only customers we've
had the pleasure of assisting

358
00:17:40,793 --> 00:17:42,925
since the fulfillment
center opened!

359
00:17:42,950 --> 00:17:44,145
H-Hold on a minute.

360
00:17:44,170 --> 00:17:46,254
You all stay here
'cause you want to work?

361
00:17:46,581 --> 00:17:48,020
It is...

362
00:17:48,182 --> 00:17:50,182
our purpose.

363
00:17:50,207 --> 00:17:52,410
Our purpose...
Our purpose...

364
00:17:52,435 --> 00:17:54,246
Our purpose...

365
00:17:55,895 --> 00:17:57,057
Wait a minute.

366
00:17:57,082 --> 00:18:00,137
You guys...
I think I have an idea.

367
00:18:00,715 --> 00:18:03,276
A bus with employees
wishing to return to work

368
00:18:03,301 --> 00:18:05,860
is about to arrive here
at the fulfillment center

369
00:18:05,885 --> 00:18:07,885
and the strikers are not happy!

370
00:18:07,910 --> 00:18:11,090
Also, dozens of Amazon customers
have shown up...

371
00:18:11,115 --> 00:18:13,395
angry customers who wish
to be fulfilled.

372
00:18:13,396 --> 00:18:15,089
We want our stuff!

373
00:18:15,114 --> 00:18:16,831
We want our stuff!

374
00:18:16,856 --> 00:18:19,614
The customers say the boxers
need to return to work

375
00:18:19,615 --> 00:18:21,737
because the shut down is
hurting everyone.

376
00:18:21,762 --> 00:18:24,354
I have a weed business to run!

377
00:18:24,379 --> 00:18:27,167
I need my shit from Amazon
to make it all work!

378
00:18:27,192 --> 00:18:29,260
At what cost, sir?!

379
00:18:29,285 --> 00:18:31,165
Do you care that personal worth

380
00:18:31,190 --> 00:18:34,189
is being reduced by capitalists
to exchange value?!

381
00:18:34,190 --> 00:18:37,356
Oh, yeah. That's typical
rhetoric from a Marxist box.

382
00:18:37,481 --> 00:18:39,762
Free trade is not free-dom!

383
00:18:39,787 --> 00:18:42,004
Perhaps socialism is the answer!

384
00:18:42,190 --> 00:18:45,190
If you pay for shipping,
can you go anywhere you want?

385
00:18:45,575 --> 00:18:47,190
Here comes the bus!

386
00:18:47,215 --> 00:18:49,129
Scabs! Scabs!

387
00:18:49,154 --> 00:18:50,801
Scabs! Scabs!

388
00:18:50,825 --> 00:18:52,395
Scabs! Scabs!

389
00:18:52,419 --> 00:18:53,957
Scabs! Scabs!

390
00:18:53,981 --> 00:18:55,582
Scabs! Scabs!

391
00:18:55,606 --> 00:18:57,189
Scabs! Scabs!

392
00:18:57,190 --> 00:18:59,082
Hey!
It's Stotch!

393
00:19:00,408 --> 00:19:03,660
Ya can't do it, Stotch!
Ya damn us all!

394
00:19:03,685 --> 00:19:06,165
Don't you understand,
it's not about me!

395
00:19:06,190 --> 00:19:07,190
It's my son!

396
00:19:07,191 --> 00:19:10,354
If those orders get fulfilled,
then we got nothin'!

397
00:19:10,379 --> 00:19:11,825
He's just a kid!

398
00:19:11,850 --> 00:19:14,165
He wants to be
in the bike parade!

399
00:19:14,345 --> 00:19:17,345
My son's in the bike parade, too!

400
00:19:19,502 --> 00:19:20,691
He's got...

401
00:19:20,901 --> 00:19:23,676
little tassels
off the back of his seat.

402
00:19:23,701 --> 00:19:26,701
Tiny flags stickin' out
the handle bars.

403
00:19:26,726 --> 00:19:29,068
But he deserves more, Stotch!

404
00:19:29,310 --> 00:19:33,189
If we don't make our stand now,
he doesn't have a chance.

405
00:19:33,190 --> 00:19:35,833
He'll get fookin'
third or fourth place

406
00:19:35,858 --> 00:19:38,161
or just a fookin'
participation ribbon!

407
00:19:39,224 --> 00:19:41,216
I'm sorry.

408
00:19:42,190 --> 00:19:44,021
Stotch!!

409
00:19:52,427 --> 00:19:55,513
It is... not as I expected.

410
00:19:55,697 --> 00:19:58,919
Only one consumer-worker
broke through the picket lines.

411
00:19:59,064 --> 00:20:01,888
Your townspeople are more
stubborn than I thought.

412
00:20:01,913 --> 00:20:04,165
They're prideful people, yes.

413
00:20:04,190 --> 00:20:06,732
Perhaps I should give up.

414
00:20:06,757 --> 00:20:10,263
How I long to return to Bezos
and touch butts with my wife.

415
00:20:14,345 --> 00:20:16,254
Amazon Fulfillment Center.

416
00:20:17,072 --> 00:20:18,072
Uh, yeah, hi.

417
00:20:18,097 --> 00:20:20,098
We ordered a bunch of stuff,
and we haven't gotten it.

418
00:20:20,122 --> 00:20:21,943
Yes! Yes, the workers
are striking.

419
00:20:21,968 --> 00:20:23,347
We're working on it!

420
00:20:23,372 --> 00:20:25,190
No, that's actually why
we're calling.

421
00:20:25,510 --> 00:20:28,146
We know a whole bunch of people
who can come work for you.

422
00:20:30,190 --> 00:20:31,786
Is that so?

423
00:20:31,986 --> 00:20:33,986
Now those fools will pay!

424
00:20:34,190 --> 00:20:35,441
What fools will pay?

425
00:20:35,466 --> 00:20:37,013
Oh, no, sorry, um...

426
00:20:37,038 --> 00:20:39,849
You say you have
worker-consumers willing to box?

427
00:20:39,874 --> 00:20:41,874
Yeah, but listen...
We want our stuff.

428
00:20:41,899 --> 00:20:43,505
We ordered a bunch of shit
for the bike parade

429
00:20:43,529 --> 00:20:46,190
and if we get you workers, we want
them to deliver our stuff first.

430
00:20:46,427 --> 00:20:49,818
Very well.
Stay right where you are.

431
00:20:57,096 --> 00:20:59,951
You didn't tell me
there was a bike parade.

432
00:20:59,976 --> 00:21:01,976
I didn't think it was relevant.

433
00:21:02,001 --> 00:21:05,544
Everything is relevant
when it comes to customers.

434
00:21:13,190 --> 00:21:15,076
The history of this world...

435
00:21:15,101 --> 00:21:17,721
is the history
of class struggles.

436
00:21:17,814 --> 00:21:20,814
Alienated from the products
of their labor...

437
00:21:20,839 --> 00:21:24,505
from their fellow laborers,
and from their very essence,

438
00:21:24,651 --> 00:21:27,005
the oppressed worker will
eventually strike back

439
00:21:27,030 --> 00:21:28,165
at those capitalists

440
00:21:28,190 --> 00:21:31,029
who control the means
of production.

441
00:21:31,054 --> 00:21:33,568
We have nothing to lose
but our chains.

442
00:21:33,593 --> 00:21:35,593
We will unite in revolution.

443
00:21:35,618 --> 00:21:38,371
And if others try to break
through the picket line?

444
00:21:38,896 --> 00:21:42,013
Nothing else can be allowed
into the fulfillment center...

445
00:21:42,038 --> 00:21:43,630
No matter what the cost.

446
00:21:43,655 --> 00:21:46,154
We're ready to follow you, Josh.

447
00:21:46,661 --> 00:21:49,036
Then follow me to hell.

448
00:21:49,060 --> 00:21:54,940
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