1 00:00:01,127 --> 00:00:03,412 - Dude. - Previously on Crazy Ex-Girlfriend... 2 00:00:03,437 --> 00:00:04,437 I get it. You love me. 3 00:00:04,504 --> 00:00:06,371 But the way you show your love 4 00:00:06,396 --> 00:00:07,695 is so messed up. 5 00:00:07,720 --> 00:00:09,167 We're not right for each other. 6 00:00:09,192 --> 00:00:10,725 And we never will be. 7 00:00:10,750 --> 00:00:13,257 I don't know why I can't have that closeness with anyone else. 8 00:00:13,282 --> 00:00:15,915 Well, you could try being nicer to people. 9 00:00:15,984 --> 00:00:17,328 You think I don't know that I'm a jerk? 10 00:00:17,352 --> 00:00:18,551 I don't want to be like that. 11 00:00:18,620 --> 00:00:20,186 My mother told me who to be. 12 00:00:20,211 --> 00:00:22,144 Nothing is going to ruin your future. 13 00:00:22,169 --> 00:00:24,036 I sacrificed my dreams for you. 14 00:00:24,061 --> 00:00:25,427 You want that promotion, don't you? 15 00:00:25,627 --> 00:00:26,771 And I went along with it all 16 00:00:26,796 --> 00:00:29,297 because I told myself they weren't my choices. 17 00:00:29,322 --> 00:00:31,089 This guy can meet you at a bar in 20 minutes. 18 00:00:31,198 --> 00:00:32,631 - Go for it. - What are those? 19 00:00:32,701 --> 00:00:34,267 Oh, carpal tunnel. 20 00:00:34,336 --> 00:00:35,535 In another context, 21 00:00:35,560 --> 00:00:38,894 you'd be great, but you're not a healthy choice. 22 00:00:38,919 --> 00:00:40,647 Are you finally moving out of Hector's mom's house? 23 00:00:40,672 --> 00:00:41,677 No, she's awesome. 24 00:00:41,702 --> 00:00:43,620 You got to move out of her house. Enough. 25 00:00:43,645 --> 00:00:45,145 Se acabó. Basta. 26 00:00:45,170 --> 00:00:46,448 I don't want to be a lawyer anymore. 27 00:00:46,473 --> 00:00:47,872 I'm thinking of calling it... 28 00:00:47,897 --> 00:00:49,230 Rebetzel's. 29 00:00:49,255 --> 00:00:50,688 I would love to try 30 00:00:50,713 --> 00:00:53,480 and help you and any of the other women in here. 31 00:00:53,505 --> 00:00:55,010 So, what do you guys think? 32 00:00:55,514 --> 00:00:58,482 ? Meet Rebecca ? 33 00:00:58,507 --> 00:01:01,241 ? She's the coolest girl in the world, wait ? 34 00:01:01,266 --> 00:01:03,929 ? Wrong Rebecca ? 35 00:01:05,131 --> 00:01:07,364 ? It's this one over here ? 36 00:01:07,433 --> 00:01:10,267 ? She's spunky, she's sweet, a generous friend ? 37 00:01:10,292 --> 00:01:12,692 ? Oh, but there she looks kind of mean ? 38 00:01:12,717 --> 00:01:14,317 - Hmm. - ? Okay, she's snarky ? 39 00:01:14,342 --> 00:01:16,409 ? Sarcastic and a... What? ? 40 00:01:16,434 --> 00:01:20,000 ? You know, we're not really seeing a common theme ? 41 00:01:20,025 --> 00:01:22,926 ? Meet Rebecca ? 42 00:01:23,314 --> 00:01:26,148 ? She's too hard to summarize ? 43 00:01:26,173 --> 00:01:29,263 ? So let's go back to Other Rebecca. ? 44 00:01:31,848 --> 00:01:33,625 -- Synced and corrected by ChrisKe -- -- www.addic7ed.com -- 45 00:01:36,128 --> 00:01:38,595 So, I complete the work skills program by Friday, 46 00:01:38,664 --> 00:01:40,330 then I get my certificate, 47 00:01:40,399 --> 00:01:42,300 and then I can go ahead and file for sentence relief. 48 00:01:42,325 --> 00:01:43,703 - Exactly. - Okay, perfect. 49 00:01:43,728 --> 00:01:45,827 And Nicky, I talked to your public defender, 50 00:01:45,871 --> 00:01:47,282 and you will be hearing about your parole 51 00:01:47,306 --> 00:01:48,672 in the next couple days or so. 52 00:01:48,741 --> 00:01:51,375 Good. Talked to my work. They said they'd take me back. 53 00:01:51,861 --> 00:01:53,944 Just kind of want to get back to my life, really. 54 00:01:53,969 --> 00:01:56,280 Don't worry, you're getting out of here. It's just a formality. 55 00:01:56,305 --> 00:01:58,334 Um, oh, I won't be here next week, 56 00:01:58,359 --> 00:02:00,328 but my friend Paula's subbing in for me. 57 00:02:00,352 --> 00:02:02,386 And she's not a lawyer yet but she will be, 58 00:02:02,411 --> 00:02:04,411 and she loves the law. 59 00:02:04,436 --> 00:02:06,500 Hmm, should be a nice change of pace, then. 60 00:02:06,525 --> 00:02:07,902 Yeah, sounds like a step up. 61 00:02:07,927 --> 00:02:09,793 - Yep. - So, where're you going? 62 00:02:09,876 --> 00:02:11,929 Oh, it's-it's boring. My mom's being honored 63 00:02:11,997 --> 00:02:13,275 by this Jewish charity back east, 64 00:02:13,300 --> 00:02:15,266 and I haven't seen her since... 65 00:02:15,566 --> 00:02:18,702 oh, I tried to kill myself, got a diagnosis, 66 00:02:18,771 --> 00:02:20,415 pushed a guy off the roof and went to jail, 67 00:02:20,439 --> 00:02:22,005 so she doesn't know the truth, 68 00:02:22,030 --> 00:02:24,652 and it's time to tell her all that. 69 00:02:24,677 --> 00:02:27,010 Wait, so you're gonna tell her everything? 70 00:02:27,079 --> 00:02:30,265 Yeah. I figure if I'm honest with her, 71 00:02:30,290 --> 00:02:32,282 maybe we'll finally have a better relationship. 72 00:02:32,351 --> 00:02:33,851 Hmm. 73 00:02:33,919 --> 00:02:35,119 Rebecca, I have a question. 74 00:02:35,454 --> 00:02:38,455 So, last week you said you were going on the dating apps. 75 00:02:38,480 --> 00:02:39,967 Did you meet someone, and did they think 76 00:02:39,992 --> 00:02:42,197 the whole jail thing was hot or weird? 77 00:02:42,222 --> 00:02:43,827 I'm asking for a friend. 78 00:02:43,896 --> 00:02:45,362 - The friend is me. - Okay. 79 00:02:45,431 --> 00:02:46,808 You don't tell people on dating apps 80 00:02:46,832 --> 00:02:48,152 that you've been in jail. Come on. 81 00:02:48,200 --> 00:02:50,134 Well, old Rebecca might not have mentioned it, 82 00:02:50,202 --> 00:02:53,989 but, like I said, new Rebecca is honest. 83 00:02:54,378 --> 00:02:55,391 Totally honest. 84 00:02:55,416 --> 00:02:58,429 "Recovering from recent suicide attempt. 85 00:02:58,454 --> 00:03:01,422 Have been known to stalk my exes." 86 00:03:01,447 --> 00:03:05,582 - Wow, that is an honest profile. - Yep. 87 00:03:06,011 --> 00:03:08,490 Look, lying is bad for me. It's a slippery slope. 88 00:03:08,515 --> 00:03:10,867 I tell one little lie, next thing you know, jail. 89 00:03:10,892 --> 00:03:12,890 Okay. I think it's okay to lie sometimes. 90 00:03:12,958 --> 00:03:14,436 You know, on my profile I don't mention 91 00:03:14,460 --> 00:03:15,826 that I get gassy from gluten 92 00:03:15,895 --> 00:03:17,594 or that my back handspring needs work. 93 00:03:17,707 --> 00:03:19,807 Hey, you know, maybe I can find you some people 94 00:03:19,832 --> 00:03:21,519 You've swiped for me, I'll swipe for you. 95 00:03:21,544 --> 00:03:24,278 I've been out there a while, so I'm kind of an expert. 96 00:03:24,303 --> 00:03:26,911 - Sure, knock yourself out. - Right. 97 00:03:28,077 --> 00:03:29,633 Well, here are some obvious nos. 98 00:03:29,658 --> 00:03:32,304 Weird facial hair, iguana on shoulder, 99 00:03:32,329 --> 00:03:34,344 - thumb ring. - So many thumb rings. 100 00:03:34,413 --> 00:03:35,646 Oh, here's a good one. 101 00:03:36,228 --> 00:03:38,348 Kind face, good smile. Swiping yes. 102 00:03:39,785 --> 00:03:42,186 Oh, a match. Check it out. 103 00:03:42,405 --> 00:03:43,909 Really? 104 00:03:44,909 --> 00:03:46,557 Oh, my God, that's Jason. 105 00:03:46,625 --> 00:03:48,559 I've been on a date with this guy. He had, um... 106 00:03:48,627 --> 00:03:51,161 right, these greasy, smelly balls. 107 00:03:51,230 --> 00:03:52,262 Uh, what? 108 00:03:52,331 --> 00:03:53,808 No, uh, stress balls for carpal tunnel, 109 00:03:53,832 --> 00:03:55,410 but he was fondling them all night. 110 00:03:55,451 --> 00:03:56,716 You know, this guy, 111 00:03:56,769 --> 00:03:58,602 he never got a fair shake from me. 112 00:03:58,671 --> 00:04:00,111 Mostly 'cause I was obsessed with you 113 00:04:00,139 --> 00:04:01,939 and stalking you and trying to ruin your life. 114 00:04:03,051 --> 00:04:04,251 I'm just being honest. 115 00:04:04,276 --> 00:04:05,576 - Mm-hmm. - Huh. 116 00:04:05,644 --> 00:04:08,111 I still have this guy's number. Maybe I'll text him back. 117 00:04:08,180 --> 00:04:09,913 Well, cool. If he makes plans in advance, 118 00:04:09,938 --> 00:04:12,159 that means he likes you. Oh, yeah. 119 00:04:12,192 --> 00:04:13,491 Usually it's same-night hookups, 120 00:04:13,552 --> 00:04:15,730 and if someone is not into you, they cancel last minute. 121 00:04:15,754 --> 00:04:18,388 Trust me, I know these things. 122 00:04:19,092 --> 00:04:21,993 It's brutal out there. 123 00:04:23,965 --> 00:04:25,629 Thanks again so much 124 00:04:25,698 --> 00:04:28,398 for letting me stay here while you're out of town, Becks. 125 00:04:28,467 --> 00:04:29,600 I'm not sure where to go 126 00:04:29,668 --> 00:04:31,346 now that I've moved out of Hector's mom's place. 127 00:04:31,370 --> 00:04:32,970 Oh, yeah. Congrats on that, by the way. 128 00:04:33,038 --> 00:04:34,318 I was too embarrassed to go home, 129 00:04:34,373 --> 00:04:36,306 so I'm sleeping at the YMCA. 130 00:04:36,375 --> 00:04:38,976 Don't listen to the song. It's not fun to stay there. 131 00:04:39,346 --> 00:04:40,978 Oh, I'm sorry about that. 132 00:04:41,046 --> 00:04:42,946 Well, happy to have you here, 133 00:04:43,015 --> 00:04:44,492 and I'm sure you'll find your own place soon. 134 00:04:44,516 --> 00:04:45,826 Yeah. You know, 135 00:04:45,851 --> 00:04:47,929 it just occurred to me. Have you ever lived on your own? 136 00:04:47,953 --> 00:04:49,953 Oh, yeah. In New York. I mean, 137 00:04:50,022 --> 00:04:51,399 I shared the apartment with my landlord's mom, 138 00:04:51,423 --> 00:04:52,756 but we had our own rooms. 139 00:04:52,825 --> 00:04:55,492 Wait, didn't you and Hector's mom have your own rooms? 140 00:04:56,695 --> 00:04:58,195 Cool. Okay, so, some things 141 00:04:58,264 --> 00:04:59,630 you need to know about the house. 142 00:04:59,698 --> 00:05:02,499 Uh, Wi-Fi password is "525,600minutes." 143 00:05:02,568 --> 00:05:04,001 Trash goes out on Thursday. 144 00:05:04,069 --> 00:05:06,448 - I left some frozen Rebetzels for you in the freezer. - All right! 145 00:05:06,472 --> 00:05:07,804 Oh, and feed Estrella once a day. 146 00:05:07,873 --> 00:05:09,117 The fish flakes are right there. 147 00:05:09,141 --> 00:05:10,252 Right by the tank. 148 00:05:10,276 --> 00:05:11,975 That's it. Okay. You know what, 149 00:05:12,044 --> 00:05:13,688 no matter what happens with my mother on this trip, 150 00:05:13,712 --> 00:05:16,734 I am so excited to see some fall foliage. 151 00:05:16,759 --> 00:05:18,879 I really miss East Coast seasons. 152 00:05:18,904 --> 00:05:20,350 We have seasons in L.A. 153 00:05:20,419 --> 00:05:22,986 T-shirt, sweatshirt, puffer and tank top. 154 00:05:23,055 --> 00:05:24,879 Okay. All right. 155 00:05:24,904 --> 00:05:26,579 Have a good time. Don't wreck the place. 156 00:05:26,692 --> 00:05:29,208 Wreck the place? Me? No. 157 00:05:29,233 --> 00:05:31,739 I'm the clean one. Hector's mom was dirty. 158 00:05:31,764 --> 00:05:34,631 Okay. Bye. 159 00:05:34,755 --> 00:05:36,688 Bye. 160 00:05:39,038 --> 00:05:41,462 So, what should we do first, Estrella? 161 00:05:41,487 --> 00:05:42,720 Can I call you Estrella? 162 00:05:44,243 --> 00:05:46,818 Cool. I'm Josh. 163 00:05:48,019 --> 00:05:49,356 Whee! 164 00:05:49,381 --> 00:05:52,363 Want a pretzel? Get you a pretzel. 165 00:05:56,922 --> 00:05:59,389 One, two, three, four, I declare a thumb war. 166 00:05:59,458 --> 00:06:00,791 Ready? No, ready, begin. 167 00:06:00,859 --> 00:06:02,025 Hello there, Tim and Jim. 168 00:06:04,348 --> 00:06:06,648 Want a doughnut? 169 00:06:07,853 --> 00:06:10,567 I told the man to put the most fattening ones in there. 170 00:06:10,905 --> 00:06:13,005 They're free, and they're for you. 171 00:06:14,840 --> 00:06:16,306 Ooh, don't do it. It's a trick. 172 00:06:16,375 --> 00:06:18,709 Oh, is this like the time I tried to make the elevator 173 00:06:18,777 --> 00:06:20,088 and you pressed the close button, yelling, 174 00:06:20,112 --> 00:06:21,969 "Take the stairs, lose a few"? 175 00:06:22,056 --> 00:06:23,424 Let me be honest. 176 00:06:23,985 --> 00:06:25,849 I've been going through a lot lately. 177 00:06:25,918 --> 00:06:27,284 Hideous breakup. 178 00:06:27,353 --> 00:06:29,619 I spilled some ashes on myself and learned how to cry, 179 00:06:29,688 --> 00:06:31,521 so now I'm just... I'm trying 180 00:06:31,590 --> 00:06:32,969 to be a nicer... 181 00:06:33,726 --> 00:06:36,556 kinder, gentler guy. 182 00:06:37,696 --> 00:06:39,140 Okay? 183 00:06:39,492 --> 00:06:42,760 So... cruller? 184 00:06:50,062 --> 00:06:53,136 Take a bite! Come on. 185 00:06:57,311 --> 00:07:00,245 - Mmm. - Mmm. 186 00:07:01,120 --> 00:07:02,619 Enjoy. 187 00:07:06,458 --> 00:07:08,169 I'm telling you, he's up to something. 188 00:07:08,193 --> 00:07:11,094 Maybe we should just take Nathaniel at his word. 189 00:07:11,163 --> 00:07:13,736 Maybe he legitimately wants to be nice. 190 00:07:15,200 --> 00:07:17,045 - Ugh. - Oh. 191 00:07:19,805 --> 00:07:23,907 Yep, something weird is definitely going on. 192 00:07:23,932 --> 00:07:25,942 Damn it. 193 00:07:26,011 --> 00:07:28,078 Okay, I need to sneak out, and I do not want to deal 194 00:07:28,147 --> 00:07:30,013 with whatever psycho thing is going on 195 00:07:30,082 --> 00:07:31,148 with him right now. 196 00:07:31,600 --> 00:07:34,284 Will you and Tim cover for me? 197 00:07:35,988 --> 00:07:37,654 Okay. 198 00:07:37,723 --> 00:07:40,056 So, my eldest, he wants to play the tuba 199 00:07:40,125 --> 00:07:41,925 in orchestra, and I'm like, 200 00:07:41,994 --> 00:07:44,461 "Get an instrument that's gonna get you laid." 201 00:07:44,530 --> 00:07:46,930 I-I played the snare, and I lost my virginity 202 00:07:46,999 --> 00:07:49,132 to my high school band teacher. 203 00:07:49,245 --> 00:07:52,112 No, no, no, no, no, not like that. I was 26 at the time. 204 00:07:52,137 --> 00:07:54,171 So, uh... Is that, uh, 205 00:07:54,239 --> 00:07:57,340 too late? Too-too early? 206 00:07:57,409 --> 00:07:59,352 It was right on time 207 00:07:59,377 --> 00:08:01,844 for me. 208 00:08:09,421 --> 00:08:11,354 - Hi! - Guys, I'm here. 209 00:08:11,423 --> 00:08:12,989 Hi! You're here. 210 00:08:13,058 --> 00:08:14,324 - Hi. - Hey. 211 00:08:14,393 --> 00:08:16,960 - Hey, welcome, hey. - Oh, my God. 212 00:08:17,029 --> 00:08:18,406 Oh, yeah, come in, come in, come in. Look. 213 00:08:18,430 --> 00:08:20,330 Look at this place. 214 00:08:20,399 --> 00:08:22,165 It's so tiny. 215 00:08:22,234 --> 00:08:23,578 How much are you paying for this again? 216 00:08:23,602 --> 00:08:24,634 Eight grand a month. 217 00:08:24,703 --> 00:08:26,436 You know, in New York, that's a steal. 218 00:08:26,461 --> 00:08:28,608 And we have a guest bed. 219 00:08:29,074 --> 00:08:32,075 No. Oh, my God. Totally. 220 00:08:32,144 --> 00:08:35,212 It's the coolest thing. Wow. 221 00:08:35,280 --> 00:08:37,647 So cozy. I love it. 222 00:08:37,716 --> 00:08:39,583 Oh, yay! 223 00:08:39,651 --> 00:08:41,885 Guys, thank you so, so much 224 00:08:41,962 --> 00:08:43,661 - for letting me stay with you, really. - Yeah. 225 00:08:43,722 --> 00:08:46,923 - Last time I stayed with my mom, she drugged me. - Whoa. 226 00:08:46,992 --> 00:08:50,160 Oh, it's a long story. I'll tell you sometime. 227 00:08:52,264 --> 00:08:54,522 Oh, hey, sexy stranger. 228 00:08:55,267 --> 00:08:57,234 Sorry, it's this guy Jason. Uh, we matched online, 229 00:08:57,302 --> 00:09:00,203 and I guess we're gonna go on a date when I get back. 230 00:09:00,272 --> 00:09:02,372 - Oh, great! - Yeah. 231 00:09:02,441 --> 00:09:04,341 Huge relief. You got to get laid. 232 00:09:04,376 --> 00:09:06,496 Valencia says that all the time. 233 00:09:06,521 --> 00:09:08,688 Oh, so you guys, uh, talk about my sex life? 234 00:09:11,283 --> 00:09:14,686 That is so sweet. I love you both so much. 235 00:09:14,920 --> 00:09:18,229 All right, I guess I should go see Naomi and... 236 00:09:19,132 --> 00:09:20,968 tell her the truth, the whole truth 237 00:09:20,993 --> 00:09:22,726 and nothing but the... Yeah. 238 00:09:24,029 --> 00:09:26,396 Hey, V, are you busy today? 239 00:09:26,421 --> 00:09:28,688 Why? You need some moral support? 240 00:09:30,592 --> 00:09:32,826 I've been waiting for hours. 241 00:09:34,680 --> 00:09:36,806 I'm only, like, ten minutes late. 242 00:09:36,875 --> 00:09:38,475 Late is late. 243 00:09:38,544 --> 00:09:42,333 Cool. Great to see you, too, Mom, after, like, a year. 244 00:09:42,644 --> 00:09:45,111 I brought my friend Valencia. You might remember her. 245 00:09:45,650 --> 00:09:47,701 You've got a nice figure. 246 00:09:48,185 --> 00:09:49,363 What do you eat, and when do you eat it? 247 00:09:49,388 --> 00:09:50,532 Please write this down for me, 248 00:09:50,556 --> 00:09:51,922 'cause I'm always looking for tips. 249 00:09:51,990 --> 00:09:53,924 Now, this event, 250 00:09:53,992 --> 00:09:55,358 let's review the details. 251 00:09:55,427 --> 00:09:57,304 Hey, before we do that, um, 252 00:09:57,329 --> 00:09:59,095 there are some things I think we should talk about. 253 00:09:59,164 --> 00:10:02,152 Did I mention that Elayne Boosler is introducing me? 254 00:10:02,177 --> 00:10:04,611 Oh, uh, wow. 255 00:10:05,640 --> 00:10:06,570 Who? 256 00:10:06,638 --> 00:10:08,238 Elayne Boosler. 257 00:10:08,307 --> 00:10:09,307 It's... Um... 258 00:10:09,341 --> 00:10:10,341 One of the great Jewish 259 00:10:10,375 --> 00:10:11,519 female comediennes of all time. 260 00:10:11,543 --> 00:10:12,442 - Hmm. - Hmm. 261 00:10:12,477 --> 00:10:15,645 You got your Totie Fields, your Joan Rivers, your Fran Drescher, 262 00:10:15,670 --> 00:10:18,638 and then you got your Elayne Boosler... 263 00:10:18,794 --> 00:10:22,485 who just so happens to be a close and personal friend of mine. 264 00:10:22,597 --> 00:10:24,731 We're friends from Jewish summer camp. 265 00:10:24,756 --> 00:10:26,089 We went to Camp Kavetcha. 266 00:10:26,158 --> 00:10:27,924 You've heard of Camp Kavetcha, of course. 267 00:10:27,992 --> 00:10:30,137 - Oh, yeah, yep. Yep, yep, yep. - Why would she have heard... 268 00:10:30,162 --> 00:10:32,095 Rebecca, this event is massive. 269 00:10:32,164 --> 00:10:33,530 Everyone who is anyone 270 00:10:33,599 --> 00:10:35,966 in the Northern Westchester Modern Reform Jewish community 271 00:10:35,991 --> 00:10:37,457 Is coming. 272 00:10:37,825 --> 00:10:39,446 Including Elayne Boosler. 273 00:10:39,471 --> 00:10:41,404 Right. And that's very cool. So... 274 00:10:41,473 --> 00:10:43,440 hey, Mom, before we start talking about the event, 275 00:10:43,596 --> 00:10:44,829 um, there are 276 00:10:44,854 --> 00:10:47,688 some... new things I would love to tell you 277 00:10:47,713 --> 00:10:50,547 about my life, and I would just love to... 278 00:10:50,616 --> 00:10:52,482 get 'em out there. 279 00:10:52,922 --> 00:10:55,162 Okay. 280 00:10:56,015 --> 00:10:58,355 Is that why your friend is here? Moral support? 281 00:10:58,423 --> 00:10:59,956 And you want to talk about what? 282 00:11:00,025 --> 00:11:02,292 Your suicide attempt? Your mental health crisis? 283 00:11:02,403 --> 00:11:03,403 How you pushed 284 00:11:03,428 --> 00:11:04,906 some Harvard kid off the roof and then tried 285 00:11:04,930 --> 00:11:08,049 to plead guilty for some fakakta reason and went to jail?! 286 00:11:08,074 --> 00:11:10,677 What? You think I don't have a Google alert for "Rebecca Bunch"? 287 00:11:10,702 --> 00:11:13,069 You think that I am not reading the comments section 288 00:11:13,094 --> 00:11:14,896 of the Daily Covina? 289 00:11:15,941 --> 00:11:18,141 So you know about all this, then? 290 00:11:18,166 --> 00:11:19,653 None of this was a surprise. 291 00:11:19,678 --> 00:11:21,044 I knew you weren't in great shape 292 00:11:21,113 --> 00:11:23,499 when we saw each other last, and I was worried. 293 00:11:24,449 --> 00:11:27,217 But when I read you made an attempt using my pills, 294 00:11:27,285 --> 00:11:29,386 that is exactly what happened in college. 295 00:11:29,709 --> 00:11:31,064 You just wanted attention. 296 00:11:31,132 --> 00:11:33,266 And as for the Rooftop Killer, 297 00:11:33,291 --> 00:11:35,011 doing something drastic for the man you love 298 00:11:35,060 --> 00:11:37,016 is vintage Beckelah. 299 00:11:37,041 --> 00:11:38,795 Oh, did she ever tell you that in college 300 00:11:38,864 --> 00:11:41,385 she lit her married boyfriend's house on fire? 301 00:11:41,410 --> 00:11:43,377 Not to mention the meshuggener 302 00:11:43,402 --> 00:11:45,335 Josh Chan shenanigans. 303 00:11:45,448 --> 00:11:47,381 Or should I say "Chananigans." 304 00:11:47,406 --> 00:11:49,039 That's pretty good. 305 00:11:51,072 --> 00:11:52,838 Anyway... that's all in the past. 306 00:11:52,863 --> 00:11:54,411 It doesn't matter. What matters is, 307 00:11:54,436 --> 00:11:56,299 despite all the schmegegge chazzerai, 308 00:11:56,324 --> 00:11:57,724 you still made partner. 309 00:11:57,749 --> 00:12:00,917 You got your name, finally, on that door. 310 00:12:01,029 --> 00:12:03,159 So somehow all that meshigas 311 00:12:03,184 --> 00:12:07,267 made your career even better. Right? 312 00:12:08,360 --> 00:12:09,991 Rebecca... 313 00:12:10,473 --> 00:12:12,673 nothing's really changed. 314 00:12:12,742 --> 00:12:14,675 You haven't really changed. 315 00:12:14,700 --> 00:12:17,567 You're still the same big-shot lawyer, right? 316 00:12:18,342 --> 00:12:20,108 Right? 317 00:12:23,306 --> 00:12:24,739 Right. 318 00:12:32,288 --> 00:12:34,021 Okay, Estrella. 319 00:12:34,090 --> 00:12:36,891 First, I'm hungry. 320 00:12:36,916 --> 00:12:38,982 Spaghetti! Love spaghetti. 321 00:12:39,007 --> 00:12:40,306 Hmm. 322 00:12:40,463 --> 00:12:41,896 Yeah. There it is. 323 00:12:41,965 --> 00:12:43,731 Find the stuff. 324 00:12:50,440 --> 00:12:52,607 Break this up here. 325 00:12:52,719 --> 00:12:54,519 Yeah! 326 00:12:54,544 --> 00:12:55,743 Now, put that there. 327 00:12:55,812 --> 00:12:57,165 All right, in it goes. 328 00:12:57,190 --> 00:12:59,057 Ah. 329 00:12:59,082 --> 00:13:00,248 All right. 330 00:13:01,807 --> 00:13:04,241 Ah. All right. And we're off! 331 00:13:06,224 --> 00:13:07,556 Yeah! 332 00:13:08,580 --> 00:13:09,612 Yeah! 333 00:13:10,420 --> 00:13:11,953 Ye... Oh, man. 334 00:13:16,059 --> 00:13:17,726 Oh, come on. 335 00:13:32,523 --> 00:13:34,005 Oh! 336 00:13:35,084 --> 00:13:37,485 Ugh. It's... wet. 337 00:13:48,731 --> 00:13:50,164 Stay. Yeah. 338 00:13:50,189 --> 00:13:52,122 Ow! Ow. What are you... ? 339 00:14:00,916 --> 00:14:03,022 Okay, let's get up to speed. 340 00:14:03,047 --> 00:14:04,979 I know a bit about your cases. 341 00:14:05,004 --> 00:14:06,303 Rebecca talks about you a lot. 342 00:14:06,328 --> 00:14:08,061 She kind of talks about you, too. 343 00:14:08,086 --> 00:14:09,060 - Aw. - Yeah. 344 00:14:09,085 --> 00:14:11,052 I am so mad at Tanya. 345 00:14:11,077 --> 00:14:12,643 Orange-vested bitch. 346 00:14:12,668 --> 00:14:14,826 Let me know if you want me to do anything about that 347 00:14:14,851 --> 00:14:15,851 when I get out. 348 00:14:15,876 --> 00:14:18,110 I had an ex-fiancé who cheated on me, 349 00:14:18,135 --> 00:14:19,434 and, well... 350 00:14:19,907 --> 00:14:24,309 I put cream cheese all over his car door handle. 351 00:14:25,904 --> 00:14:27,237 Whoa. 352 00:14:27,608 --> 00:14:28,807 Strong. 353 00:14:29,542 --> 00:14:30,674 No, thank you. 354 00:14:31,266 --> 00:14:33,207 Yeah. Okay, 355 00:14:33,276 --> 00:14:35,376 this is for Nicky. 356 00:14:35,401 --> 00:14:39,370 I thought we could have a party to celebrate her... 357 00:14:39,395 --> 00:14:40,928 parole! 358 00:14:40,962 --> 00:14:42,195 Where is she? 359 00:14:42,220 --> 00:14:44,587 Well, they just took her to talk to the warden, so... 360 00:14:45,274 --> 00:14:46,820 Seriously, just say the word, 361 00:14:46,845 --> 00:14:48,545 and Tanya's mailbox is filled with... 362 00:14:48,570 --> 00:14:50,737 That's right... cream cheese. 363 00:14:50,762 --> 00:14:52,570 Okay. 364 00:14:52,595 --> 00:14:54,289 Nicky. 365 00:14:54,314 --> 00:14:55,919 Whoa, what happened to you? 366 00:14:56,626 --> 00:14:59,113 - Who's this? - Rebecca's friend. Remember? 367 00:14:59,138 --> 00:15:00,671 The one who's not a lawyer? 368 00:15:00,696 --> 00:15:02,829 I need a lawyer right now. 369 00:15:04,492 --> 00:15:06,066 When they were processing my parole, 370 00:15:06,091 --> 00:15:07,902 they found a warrant for unpaid parking tickets, 371 00:15:08,009 --> 00:15:09,743 because I failed to appear in court. 372 00:15:10,048 --> 00:15:12,983 Of course I failed to appear in court; I was in here. 373 00:15:13,493 --> 00:15:17,451 And now they gave me $5,000 worth of fines that I can't pay. 374 00:15:17,868 --> 00:15:19,741 What am I gonna do? 375 00:15:21,767 --> 00:15:23,801 No, no, no, this is ridiculous. 376 00:15:23,826 --> 00:15:25,993 I have been on hold with the public defender's office 377 00:15:26,018 --> 00:15:27,317 for 30 minutes already! 378 00:15:27,342 --> 00:15:30,370 No, d... 379 00:15:37,040 --> 00:15:39,240 How was everyone's weekend? 380 00:15:39,763 --> 00:15:41,909 I went to a pumpkin patch with my mom. 381 00:15:41,957 --> 00:15:45,693 She was a little surprised by the invite, but I have a cute photo. 382 00:15:47,772 --> 00:15:49,517 Ask to see the photo. 383 00:15:49,542 --> 00:15:50,875 - Uh, can we... - Uh... 384 00:15:50,900 --> 00:15:52,833 - can we see the photo? - May I please see 385 00:15:52,858 --> 00:15:54,732 - your photograph? - That'd be great. 386 00:15:54,757 --> 00:15:56,190 What the hell's going on? 387 00:15:56,215 --> 00:15:57,892 We don't know what's wrong with him. 388 00:15:57,917 --> 00:15:59,091 Just play it cool. 389 00:15:59,116 --> 00:16:00,639 Aw, no. Screw this. 390 00:16:01,369 --> 00:16:02,836 Uh, uh... 391 00:16:04,067 --> 00:16:05,132 Here, check it out. 392 00:16:05,201 --> 00:16:07,468 Mm. So whimsical, right? 393 00:16:07,493 --> 00:16:08,612 Yeah. That's very whimsical. 394 00:16:08,637 --> 00:16:10,470 Paula! Pumpkin photo! 395 00:16:11,539 --> 00:16:13,739 Paula, get in here right now, or else! 396 00:16:13,764 --> 00:16:15,306 Don't fire her! Please! 397 00:16:16,068 --> 00:16:17,945 I'm not firing anyone. 398 00:16:18,014 --> 00:16:19,780 What is wrong with you guys? 399 00:16:19,849 --> 00:16:21,248 You said "or else"! 400 00:16:21,273 --> 00:16:24,474 Yeah, or else she's gonna miss out on all the fun. 401 00:16:24,509 --> 00:16:25,708 Come on. 402 00:16:25,733 --> 00:16:27,600 Why doesn't anyone believe that I'm nice now? 403 00:16:27,625 --> 00:16:30,004 I am. Okay? I'm nice. 404 00:16:30,488 --> 00:16:32,359 I just sent you all massage gift cards. 405 00:16:32,384 --> 00:16:33,523 Check your phones. 406 00:16:33,548 --> 00:16:35,682 Look at 'em. Look at your phones! 407 00:16:36,283 --> 00:16:38,984 What is Paula doing, anyway? 408 00:16:47,260 --> 00:16:48,868 Morning. 409 00:16:49,752 --> 00:16:51,919 Hi-eee. 410 00:16:58,069 --> 00:16:59,768 Oh... 411 00:16:59,933 --> 00:17:02,600 I have a date with Jason when I get back. 412 00:17:03,009 --> 00:17:05,751 Mmm. I have an actual date. Look at me. 413 00:17:05,776 --> 00:17:07,376 I am. 414 00:17:07,401 --> 00:17:09,935 Oh. Okay. 415 00:17:09,960 --> 00:17:12,613 All right. 416 00:17:12,957 --> 00:17:14,791 I got to go... Mm. 417 00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:17,134 ... see Naomi. Oh. 418 00:17:17,473 --> 00:17:21,809 Mm. I'm so glad that I'm staying here and not with her, you know? 419 00:17:21,834 --> 00:17:24,434 It's just... it's just so much, uh, easier 420 00:17:24,459 --> 00:17:26,159 and more convenient. Sorry. 421 00:17:26,184 --> 00:17:27,394 You telling her the truth today? 422 00:17:27,419 --> 00:17:29,871 Yes. Because honesty is important to me. 423 00:17:29,919 --> 00:17:31,418 - Mm-hmm. - Oh, also, could I borrow 424 00:17:31,443 --> 00:17:33,543 a dress? She will hate everything I brought. 425 00:17:39,741 --> 00:17:40,761 Wow! 426 00:17:40,830 --> 00:17:42,129 You look great! 427 00:17:42,242 --> 00:17:43,608 You borrowed that dress 428 00:17:43,633 --> 00:17:45,933 - from that skinny friend of yours? - No. 429 00:17:45,958 --> 00:17:48,392 Wait. I'm honest now. Yes. 430 00:17:49,207 --> 00:17:51,708 Whoa, boy. 431 00:18:10,927 --> 00:18:12,927 Well, if it isn't the Bunch girls. 432 00:18:12,995 --> 00:18:14,228 Hello, Marilyn. 433 00:18:14,297 --> 00:18:17,054 - Audra. - Rebecca, my dear, how are you? 434 00:18:17,166 --> 00:18:19,913 You haven't seen Audra in a while, have you? 435 00:18:19,938 --> 00:18:22,338 Well, here she is. 436 00:18:22,363 --> 00:18:24,695 She's having triplets. All boys. 437 00:18:24,850 --> 00:18:26,450 She and David had to move into 438 00:18:26,475 --> 00:18:29,176 an even bigger Tribeca apartment. 439 00:18:29,201 --> 00:18:31,140 Mother, I can speak for myself. 440 00:18:31,309 --> 00:18:33,824 I'm having triplets. All boys. 441 00:18:33,849 --> 00:18:36,951 David and I had to move into an even bigger Tribeca apartment. 442 00:18:38,257 --> 00:18:39,557 How are you, Rebecca? 443 00:18:39,582 --> 00:18:40,948 Oh, she's doing great. 444 00:18:40,973 --> 00:18:43,082 She's a senior partner at her law firm. 445 00:18:43,189 --> 00:18:45,156 Audra, you're still a junior partner, I believe. 446 00:18:45,445 --> 00:18:46,445 Well... 447 00:18:46,569 --> 00:18:48,002 Now, 448 00:18:48,027 --> 00:18:50,827 on to the planning committee meeting. Ladies. 449 00:18:54,209 --> 00:18:56,303 Well, the menu looks good. 450 00:18:56,372 --> 00:18:59,340 Uh, so, do we know if Elayne Boosler 451 00:18:59,365 --> 00:19:01,535 has any dietary restrictions? 452 00:19:01,560 --> 00:19:03,791 Yeah, she never got back to us. 453 00:19:04,102 --> 00:19:06,135 She e-mailed me. She's allergic to dairy, of course. 454 00:19:06,649 --> 00:19:07,881 Jewish. 455 00:19:07,950 --> 00:19:08,849 Oh. 456 00:19:08,918 --> 00:19:10,117 Right? 457 00:19:10,142 --> 00:19:12,342 And, Naomi, have you found something to wear yet? 458 00:19:12,367 --> 00:19:14,292 I could lend you something. 459 00:19:14,474 --> 00:19:18,486 Or there's a wonderful new consignment store in Rye. 460 00:19:18,511 --> 00:19:20,878 Oh, Marilyn, don't you worry. I found something gorgeous. 461 00:19:21,058 --> 00:19:22,257 Size two. 462 00:19:23,253 --> 00:19:25,383 You know, I think it's so wonderful 463 00:19:25,408 --> 00:19:26,807 that you can bring Rebecca. 464 00:19:26,896 --> 00:19:28,662 Since neither of you have husbands. 465 00:19:28,695 --> 00:19:30,595 - Well, Rebecca's had your husband. - Okay, 466 00:19:30,620 --> 00:19:31,686 ladies, do we have to be 467 00:19:31,711 --> 00:19:33,986 - so catty all the time? - Who's being catty? 468 00:19:34,011 --> 00:19:36,077 I'm very happy for these two about their husbands. 469 00:19:36,102 --> 00:19:37,635 Audra's husband has a small penis, 470 00:19:37,660 --> 00:19:39,493 and Marilyn's husband has droopy testicles. 471 00:19:41,117 --> 00:19:42,316 I'm not saying 472 00:19:42,341 --> 00:19:44,107 how I know this, but, uh... 473 00:19:44,132 --> 00:19:46,571 I may also know that he likes having them tickled. 474 00:19:48,489 --> 00:19:50,255 What? 475 00:19:59,302 --> 00:20:01,088 Tim! Jim! 476 00:20:04,351 --> 00:20:05,683 Baseball is fun. 477 00:20:05,708 --> 00:20:07,207 I like lemonade. Do you? 478 00:20:07,232 --> 00:20:08,915 Guys, where's Paula? She's AWOL again. 479 00:20:08,940 --> 00:20:11,307 I don't know. She's not at the county jail 480 00:20:11,332 --> 00:20:14,667 doing pro Bono work for inmates while she's on the clock. 481 00:20:20,456 --> 00:20:22,235 I-I said she's not. 482 00:20:23,108 --> 00:20:25,708 This is why I don't tell you my secrets. 483 00:20:30,081 --> 00:20:32,732 - Oh. Hey, Josh. - Hey, Darryl. 484 00:20:32,757 --> 00:20:34,524 I was just walking by with Hebby, 485 00:20:34,549 --> 00:20:36,190 and I thought maybe Rebecca might want to see her, 486 00:20:36,215 --> 00:20:38,193 Since, well... since she's never acknowledged 487 00:20:38,218 --> 00:20:40,452 or spent time with her genetic offspring. 488 00:20:40,603 --> 00:20:42,369 Well, she's out of town. 489 00:20:45,036 --> 00:20:47,076 Jiminy Christmas! 490 00:20:47,101 --> 00:20:49,601 What's happened here? 491 00:20:49,952 --> 00:20:51,352 Oh, Josh. 492 00:20:51,377 --> 00:20:53,242 Oh, this is sopping wet! 493 00:20:53,267 --> 00:20:55,733 Yeah, yeah, it is. Apparently, comforters take, 494 00:20:55,758 --> 00:20:57,381 like, a million dryer cycles. 495 00:20:57,406 --> 00:20:58,503 Mm-hmm. 496 00:20:58,851 --> 00:21:01,018 Darryl, I was so excited to be on my own, 497 00:21:01,043 --> 00:21:03,077 but I don't know how to do anything. 498 00:21:03,189 --> 00:21:06,023 I'm just... dumb-dumb-dummy Josh. 499 00:21:06,048 --> 00:21:07,948 Josh, calm down. It's okay. 500 00:21:07,973 --> 00:21:09,637 This happened to me when I got divorced. 501 00:21:09,662 --> 00:21:11,895 I'd never lived on my own without a woman either. 502 00:21:11,964 --> 00:21:13,163 You can do it. 503 00:21:13,188 --> 00:21:15,255 Really? Will you help me? 504 00:21:15,280 --> 00:21:17,080 - Of course! - Oh, my God, really? 505 00:21:17,236 --> 00:21:18,335 Yay! 506 00:21:18,404 --> 00:21:19,603 Right now? 507 00:21:19,672 --> 00:21:21,238 Sure! All right. 508 00:21:23,342 --> 00:21:24,841 Okay. 509 00:21:24,866 --> 00:21:25,866 Here we go. 510 00:21:25,891 --> 00:21:27,424 Now, just follow my advice, 511 00:21:27,449 --> 00:21:28,848 and it'll be a breeze! 512 00:21:29,929 --> 00:21:30,661 Okay! 513 00:21:38,691 --> 00:21:39,957 All right! Now we're ready! 514 00:21:40,025 --> 00:21:41,025 Yeah! 515 00:21:41,060 --> 00:21:42,659 Okay, here we go! 516 00:21:42,728 --> 00:21:44,928 ? If you see something ? 517 00:21:44,997 --> 00:21:46,930 ? That's not where it belongs ? 518 00:21:46,955 --> 00:21:48,721 ? Just pick it up ? 519 00:21:48,746 --> 00:21:50,779 ? And put it where it belongs. ? 520 00:21:51,362 --> 00:21:52,269 Okay? 521 00:21:52,294 --> 00:21:54,761 And just keep doing that until the whole room is clean. 522 00:21:54,917 --> 00:21:57,351 What? Wait, I-I thought we were gonna do a whole thing, 523 00:21:57,376 --> 00:21:59,209 where you teach me how to clean up. 524 00:21:59,311 --> 00:22:00,677 Josh, what am I, your maid? 525 00:22:00,746 --> 00:22:02,346 Just use your common sense. 526 00:22:02,612 --> 00:22:03,845 See ya. 527 00:22:05,517 --> 00:22:06,450 Darryl. 528 00:22:19,151 --> 00:22:22,843 So, the public defender is a wee bit slow to respond. 529 00:22:22,868 --> 00:22:25,030 You think? By the time that dude gets back to us, 530 00:22:25,055 --> 00:22:26,321 my sentence will be over. 531 00:22:27,773 --> 00:22:29,380 Paula, what are we gonna do? 532 00:22:29,405 --> 00:22:30,938 Well, what we have to do is... 533 00:22:33,689 --> 00:22:34,689 Oh, crap. 534 00:22:36,504 --> 00:22:37,970 Nathaniel, look, I'm sorry. 535 00:22:37,995 --> 00:22:39,306 I should have told you I was here. 536 00:22:39,331 --> 00:22:40,818 And, yes, I was skipping out 537 00:22:40,843 --> 00:22:42,621 on company time, but it was for a very good reason... 538 00:22:42,646 --> 00:22:45,011 You must be Nicky. Hello. 539 00:22:45,036 --> 00:22:47,528 I'm Nathaniel Plimpton III. I'd like to represent you. 540 00:22:49,421 --> 00:22:51,188 You want to be my lawyer? 541 00:22:51,213 --> 00:22:52,012 Mm-hmm. 542 00:22:52,037 --> 00:22:53,707 With that hair 543 00:22:53,732 --> 00:22:55,314 and that name and that suit? 544 00:22:55,339 --> 00:22:56,404 It would be my pleasure. 545 00:22:56,779 --> 00:22:58,479 But first things first, who wants to see 546 00:22:58,504 --> 00:23:01,872 an adorable photo of me at a pumpkin patch? 547 00:23:06,879 --> 00:23:08,880 Oh. Okay. 548 00:23:12,051 --> 00:23:14,051 God, Mom, those women, 549 00:23:14,076 --> 00:23:15,943 they're so mean. 550 00:23:15,968 --> 00:23:17,434 Of course they're mean. 551 00:23:17,633 --> 00:23:19,166 Do you think the world 552 00:23:19,191 --> 00:23:20,791 of nonprofit Jewish women's charities 553 00:23:20,816 --> 00:23:22,916 is a warm, cozy place? 554 00:23:23,028 --> 00:23:24,504 Anyway, this week, 555 00:23:24,529 --> 00:23:26,911 it doesn't bother me, because I am 556 00:23:26,936 --> 00:23:28,769 being honored. 557 00:23:28,794 --> 00:23:31,070 For one day, I'll be on top. 558 00:23:31,095 --> 00:23:32,361 Ooh. 559 00:23:32,386 --> 00:23:33,619 Got an e-mail. 560 00:23:33,644 --> 00:23:35,410 You get notifications for e-mails? 561 00:23:35,435 --> 00:23:37,068 That's how e-mails work, Rebecca. 562 00:23:37,236 --> 00:23:38,435 Oh, no. 563 00:23:38,460 --> 00:23:40,220 These letters are so small. 564 00:23:40,245 --> 00:23:41,678 I can't read this. What does it say? 565 00:23:41,747 --> 00:23:43,780 Right. Wow, these letters are... huge. 566 00:23:43,805 --> 00:23:46,339 - Oh, just read it. - Okay. 567 00:23:47,198 --> 00:23:49,886 So, it's from Elayne Boosler's assistant. 568 00:23:49,911 --> 00:23:51,023 Uh-huh. 569 00:23:52,463 --> 00:23:54,835 It says, "Elayne does not remember you. 570 00:23:54,860 --> 00:23:57,026 Please stop inundating us with e-mails." 571 00:23:57,815 --> 00:23:59,272 Mom. 572 00:23:59,297 --> 00:24:02,443 Oh, you said she was coming. You told everyone. 573 00:24:02,512 --> 00:24:05,355 - We hadn't exactly connected yet, - Oh, God. 574 00:24:05,380 --> 00:24:06,824 But I was sure that she would show up. 575 00:24:06,849 --> 00:24:08,635 I mean, she's a Camp Kavetcha girl. 576 00:24:08,874 --> 00:24:10,707 It's in the camp song. 577 00:24:10,776 --> 00:24:13,455 We stick together. 578 00:24:13,585 --> 00:24:15,385 Yeah, well, clearly not this time. 579 00:24:16,615 --> 00:24:18,555 Oh, my God. 580 00:24:20,800 --> 00:24:23,701 Okay, Mom, I have an idea. 581 00:24:24,890 --> 00:24:27,090 I'll introduce you, hmm? 582 00:24:27,174 --> 00:24:29,441 Yeah. I'll say the things. 583 00:24:29,466 --> 00:24:31,165 I'll write a whole speech. 584 00:24:33,065 --> 00:24:34,373 You're no Elayne Boosler. 585 00:24:34,398 --> 00:24:35,798 No. 586 00:24:35,823 --> 00:24:37,613 But... 587 00:24:38,170 --> 00:24:39,903 I'm your daughter, 588 00:24:39,928 --> 00:24:41,461 and... 589 00:24:41,486 --> 00:24:43,219 I'm proud of you. 590 00:24:43,592 --> 00:24:45,392 You giving the speech. 591 00:24:45,660 --> 00:24:47,079 Well... 592 00:24:48,147 --> 00:24:50,747 you are a partner in your own law firm. 593 00:24:51,850 --> 00:24:54,584 Mm-hmm. Yeah. Okay. 594 00:24:54,653 --> 00:24:55,874 Oh, boy. 595 00:24:55,899 --> 00:24:58,566 All right, now that you brought it up, uh, Mom, 596 00:24:58,724 --> 00:25:01,458 I was really hoping to tell you something when you were up here, 597 00:25:01,527 --> 00:25:03,527 but now you're more here. But maybe that's good, 598 00:25:03,552 --> 00:25:06,220 because you and I can live in the reality of my life 599 00:25:06,375 --> 00:25:08,475 and your life. 600 00:25:08,500 --> 00:25:11,601 Okay? Um, Mom... 601 00:25:12,783 --> 00:25:14,950 ... I'm not a lawyer anymore. 602 00:25:18,243 --> 00:25:19,280 You got disbarred? 603 00:25:19,305 --> 00:25:22,240 No. No. 604 00:25:23,262 --> 00:25:24,795 I quit. 605 00:25:25,317 --> 00:25:27,784 It was always something you wanted for me. 606 00:25:27,809 --> 00:25:29,675 It was never what I wanted for myself. 607 00:25:29,788 --> 00:25:31,054 Ever. 608 00:25:31,790 --> 00:25:34,373 And now... 609 00:25:35,738 --> 00:25:38,339 I run a small, unprofitable pretzel stand. 610 00:25:39,739 --> 00:25:41,372 And I'm happy. 611 00:25:43,018 --> 00:25:44,605 Okay. 612 00:25:45,786 --> 00:25:47,786 So, let's just sit with that for a minute. 613 00:25:56,293 --> 00:25:57,370 I don't know if this helps, 614 00:25:57,395 --> 00:25:58,705 but it feels really good to tell you. 615 00:25:58,729 --> 00:26:00,062 Because now I can be myself, 616 00:26:00,087 --> 00:26:02,521 and I don't have to put up a facade all night. 617 00:26:02,677 --> 00:26:03,743 What do you mean? 618 00:26:03,768 --> 00:26:04,812 Well, now I don't have to lie 619 00:26:04,836 --> 00:26:06,035 to all your awful friends. 620 00:26:06,104 --> 00:26:07,303 Wait, wait, wait. 621 00:26:07,415 --> 00:26:08,748 You want to tell people the truth? 622 00:26:08,773 --> 00:26:10,739 At my event? 623 00:26:10,988 --> 00:26:13,299 Absolutely no way. 624 00:26:13,324 --> 00:26:14,523 Forget it. 625 00:26:14,592 --> 00:26:15,982 You hear me? 626 00:26:16,129 --> 00:26:17,228 Forget it. 627 00:26:17,695 --> 00:26:18,895 You're an ungrateful daughter, 628 00:26:18,963 --> 00:26:20,274 and you're throwing your life away. 629 00:26:20,298 --> 00:26:21,564 Do you hear me? 630 00:26:21,589 --> 00:26:24,390 You are throwing your life away. 631 00:26:24,415 --> 00:26:26,749 ? ? 632 00:26:42,186 --> 00:26:44,920 ? So you want I should be known as the mother of a loser ? 633 00:26:44,989 --> 00:26:46,789 ? Loser, loser ? 634 00:26:46,858 --> 00:26:47,968 ? Meet my daughter, former lawyer ? 635 00:26:47,992 --> 00:26:49,492 ? Now a failure, please excuse her ? 636 00:26:49,560 --> 00:26:51,093 ? Excuse her, excuse her ? 637 00:26:51,162 --> 00:26:53,106 ? And you want that I should see the look upon the rabbi's face ? 638 00:26:53,130 --> 00:26:55,064 ? Rabbi's face, rabbi's face ? 639 00:26:55,132 --> 00:26:58,000 ? When she learns that Miss Ivy League Attorney's a disgrace ? 640 00:26:58,069 --> 00:26:59,535 ? Disgrace, disgrace ? 641 00:26:59,604 --> 00:27:02,438 ? Forget it, forget it, you can just forget it, forget it ? 642 00:27:02,507 --> 00:27:04,974 ? You can just forget it ? ? Forget it, forget it ? 643 00:27:05,042 --> 00:27:06,675 ? You can just forget it, forget it ? 644 00:27:06,744 --> 00:27:08,477 ? You can just forget it ? 645 00:27:08,546 --> 00:27:10,980 ? In your search for happiness, you never thought of me ? 646 00:27:11,048 --> 00:27:12,681 ? Forget it ? 647 00:27:12,750 --> 00:27:15,818 ? You haven't caused me so much pain since my episiotomy ? 648 00:27:15,887 --> 00:27:17,286 ? Forget it ? 649 00:27:17,355 --> 00:27:18,899 ? So you want that I should throw away ? 650 00:27:18,923 --> 00:27:21,657 ? My sterling reputation, forget it ? 651 00:27:21,726 --> 00:27:24,093 ? While you blab about your new bohemian vocation ? 652 00:27:24,161 --> 00:27:25,628 ? Vocation, vocation ? 653 00:27:25,696 --> 00:27:28,597 ? Forget it, forget it, you can just forget it, forget it ? 654 00:27:28,666 --> 00:27:30,132 ? You can just forget it ? 655 00:27:30,201 --> 00:27:33,302 ? Forget it, forget it, you can just forget it, forget it ? 656 00:27:33,371 --> 00:27:34,603 ? You can just forget it ? 657 00:27:34,672 --> 00:27:36,083 ? You want to throw your life away? ? 658 00:27:36,107 --> 00:27:38,173 ? Go ahead, sure ? 659 00:27:38,242 --> 00:27:40,709 ? Oy, what am I gonna tell Emilio ? 660 00:27:40,778 --> 00:27:42,278 ? At the frame store? ? 661 00:27:45,349 --> 00:27:47,327 ? Moms always worry about what semi-strangers gonna say ? 662 00:27:47,351 --> 00:27:49,718 ? And they're right, we think about it all day ? 663 00:27:49,787 --> 00:27:51,565 ? We judging you, we don't have our own lives ? 664 00:27:51,589 --> 00:27:53,989 ? You're more important than our own kids and our own wives ? 665 00:27:54,058 --> 00:27:55,925 ? God, I made Rebecca's graduation collage ? 666 00:27:55,993 --> 00:27:58,460 ? But I guess her success was just a mirage ? 667 00:27:58,529 --> 00:28:00,329 ? Damn, Naomi, thought you was a good mom ? 668 00:28:00,398 --> 00:28:03,027 ? I'm gonna mess up all your frames from now on ? 669 00:28:03,559 --> 00:28:05,901 ? Moms don't suffer tsuris and pain ? 670 00:28:05,970 --> 00:28:08,037 ? To have their daughters bring them shame ? 671 00:28:08,105 --> 00:28:10,205 ? Moms don't suffer tsuris and pain ? 672 00:28:10,274 --> 00:28:12,408 ? To have their daughters bring them shame ? 673 00:28:12,433 --> 00:28:13,599 ? Forget it ? 674 00:28:14,579 --> 00:28:15,711 ? Forget it ? 675 00:28:16,714 --> 00:28:17,880 ? Forget about it ? 676 00:28:18,916 --> 00:28:20,883 ? Everything's fine ? 677 00:28:20,952 --> 00:28:22,461 ? Forget it! ? 678 00:28:23,137 --> 00:28:23,969 But, Mom... 679 00:28:24,109 --> 00:28:25,442 Forget it. 680 00:28:30,962 --> 00:28:33,028 Statute 88B limits the use 681 00:28:33,097 --> 00:28:34,930 of warrants in cases where the accused 682 00:28:34,955 --> 00:28:37,422 is unable to appear due to incarceration or illness. 683 00:28:37,535 --> 00:28:39,335 We'd like to request that the county waive 684 00:28:39,360 --> 00:28:40,773 the additional penalties 685 00:28:40,798 --> 00:28:42,381 and cancel the warrant. 686 00:28:42,406 --> 00:28:43,339 She will pay the original fine. 687 00:28:43,746 --> 00:28:46,108 Yeah, I can't pay the fines. 688 00:28:46,177 --> 00:28:47,621 - It's okay. I got it. - All right, Ms. Warner. 689 00:28:47,645 --> 00:28:49,278 Your attorney makes a valid point. 690 00:28:49,303 --> 00:28:50,947 It costs the state more to keep you incarcerated. 691 00:28:50,972 --> 00:28:52,972 So pay the fine and you're free to go. 692 00:28:52,997 --> 00:28:54,530 Yes. 693 00:28:54,555 --> 00:28:56,589 Yes. 694 00:28:56,787 --> 00:28:58,053 Oh, my God. 695 00:28:58,193 --> 00:28:59,659 What is this feeling I'm having? 696 00:29:00,248 --> 00:29:01,567 Did I just do a good thing? 697 00:29:01,592 --> 00:29:03,425 Wow! 698 00:29:03,450 --> 00:29:04,983 That feels great. 699 00:29:05,008 --> 00:29:07,106 I feel all... warm and... 700 00:29:07,131 --> 00:29:08,063 Is this fuzzy? 701 00:29:08,088 --> 00:29:10,422 - Is this what fuzzy is? - Oh, please. 702 00:29:10,534 --> 00:29:12,401 What you just did is white savior crap. 703 00:29:12,967 --> 00:29:16,238 You can't just sweep in here and use your checkbook... 704 00:29:16,263 --> 00:29:18,096 I'm actually fine with it. 705 00:29:18,209 --> 00:29:19,786 Yeah, me, too. I just felt like I should say it. 706 00:29:19,810 --> 00:29:21,276 Nicky, you're free! 707 00:29:21,301 --> 00:29:23,034 Oh, I feel like I took a bath in honey. 708 00:29:23,059 --> 00:29:25,059 I'm almost turned on. 709 00:29:25,216 --> 00:29:27,282 - Yeah, they take cash and check. - Right. 710 00:29:27,314 --> 00:29:29,348 - So run downstairs and pay. - Yes. 711 00:29:29,373 --> 00:29:31,373 - Grab my notes. - Yeah. Run, run. 712 00:29:34,525 --> 00:29:36,125 - Rebecca. - What? 713 00:29:36,189 --> 00:29:37,493 Stick to the script, okay? 714 00:29:37,561 --> 00:29:39,161 Yeah, lie my face off. I got it. 715 00:29:39,230 --> 00:29:40,562 Always so dramatic. 716 00:29:40,631 --> 00:29:42,231 Shalom! 717 00:29:47,145 --> 00:29:48,478 Hey. Is everything okay? 718 00:29:48,503 --> 00:29:50,172 Hey, Becks! Uh, was just wondering 719 00:29:50,241 --> 00:29:52,285 if you needed me to do anything before you came home. 720 00:29:52,309 --> 00:29:54,243 Turns out I'm good at domestic stuff. 721 00:29:54,311 --> 00:29:55,577 It's not that hard. 722 00:29:55,646 --> 00:29:57,379 You just use Common's sense, 723 00:29:57,448 --> 00:29:59,448 and he's my favorite rapper. 724 00:29:59,517 --> 00:30:01,650 I'm sorry. This trip is a mess, and I just... 725 00:30:01,675 --> 00:30:03,541 I got to find a way to get through it somehow. 726 00:30:03,654 --> 00:30:05,788 I came here to tell the truth to one Jewish mother, 727 00:30:05,813 --> 00:30:07,747 and now I'm lying to a room full of them. 728 00:30:07,858 --> 00:30:09,726 Oh. Becks, I'm sorry. 729 00:30:09,751 --> 00:30:11,341 No, I-it's fine. Uh, I got to go. 730 00:30:11,395 --> 00:30:12,661 See you soon. Bye. 731 00:30:12,774 --> 00:30:14,507 Okay. 732 00:30:14,532 --> 00:30:15,998 Bye. 733 00:30:17,068 --> 00:30:18,867 Josh, I'm so impressed. 734 00:30:18,936 --> 00:30:20,602 It really does look nice in here. 735 00:30:20,671 --> 00:30:22,304 Oh. It was a lot of work. 736 00:30:22,373 --> 00:30:24,151 Yeah. Well, it turns out that's what being an adult is. 737 00:30:24,175 --> 00:30:25,175 Lots of work. 738 00:30:25,209 --> 00:30:26,875 She sounds so sad. 739 00:30:26,944 --> 00:30:29,278 I really want to do something nice for her. 740 00:30:29,303 --> 00:30:31,145 I mean, she let me stay here. 741 00:30:31,170 --> 00:30:34,153 Well, you could get her some flowers or candy. 742 00:30:34,178 --> 00:30:36,367 Well, I saw something on Quimblepop 743 00:30:36,392 --> 00:30:37,791 I think she'd really like. 744 00:30:39,416 --> 00:30:40,656 Okay, she loves autumn, 745 00:30:40,681 --> 00:30:43,114 and they have these murals at the paint store. 746 00:30:43,139 --> 00:30:44,739 It's really easy. All I have to do 747 00:30:44,764 --> 00:30:46,205 is pre-trim the image, 748 00:30:46,230 --> 00:30:48,163 measure and etch guidelines onto the wall, 749 00:30:48,232 --> 00:30:50,032 apply the paste, double-cut the seams, 750 00:30:50,101 --> 00:30:51,834 put up the panels, trim the overage, 751 00:30:51,859 --> 00:30:54,160 remove the excess paste, and voilà! 752 00:30:54,185 --> 00:30:55,985 Josh, you just learned how to use tinfoil. 753 00:30:56,010 --> 00:30:57,142 No, you're wrong, okay? 754 00:30:57,167 --> 00:30:58,433 I'm a new man. 755 00:30:58,676 --> 00:31:00,275 I can do stuff. 756 00:31:00,566 --> 00:31:01,732 Ask Estrella. 757 00:31:04,423 --> 00:31:05,855 Oh. 758 00:31:06,619 --> 00:31:08,227 On my way to the paint store, 759 00:31:08,252 --> 00:31:09,706 I'll stop by the pet store. 760 00:31:16,994 --> 00:31:18,594 Mm. 761 00:31:18,662 --> 00:31:21,363 So sad about Elayne Boosler. 762 00:31:21,388 --> 00:31:22,377 Oh. 763 00:31:22,402 --> 00:31:24,833 You know, I personally never thought she was coming. 764 00:31:24,858 --> 00:31:26,499 Well... 765 00:31:27,171 --> 00:31:28,771 I have better than Boosler. 766 00:31:28,839 --> 00:31:30,105 I have my daughter. 767 00:31:30,174 --> 00:31:31,774 Big-shot lawyer. 768 00:31:31,842 --> 00:31:32,975 - Oh. - Sure. 769 00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:34,467 Mm. 770 00:31:38,168 --> 00:31:41,717 Uh, hello, everyone. Welcome. Shalom, shalom, shalom. 771 00:31:41,786 --> 00:31:45,231 I am, uh, thrilled to be here 772 00:31:45,256 --> 00:31:48,324 at this event honoring my mother. 773 00:31:48,349 --> 00:31:51,606 I would like to start out by telling you a little bit about myself 774 00:31:51,631 --> 00:31:55,274 and what a great influence 775 00:31:55,299 --> 00:31:56,776 my mother has had 776 00:31:56,801 --> 00:31:59,769 on my life and my, uh... 777 00:32:00,884 --> 00:32:02,784 career. 778 00:32:04,464 --> 00:32:06,197 Is that... ? 779 00:32:07,111 --> 00:32:09,144 Uh, ladies, I-I, uh... 780 00:32:09,213 --> 00:32:11,323 I will be right back. 781 00:32:11,348 --> 00:32:12,948 Please excuse me for one moment. 782 00:32:15,740 --> 00:32:18,207 What? Elayne Boosler. How did you... ? 783 00:32:18,399 --> 00:32:20,666 I called, said if she didn't show up, 784 00:32:20,691 --> 00:32:22,369 you were gonna have to go out there and lie 785 00:32:22,393 --> 00:32:25,494 - and undo a lot of the work you've done on yourself. - That's bull. 786 00:32:25,563 --> 00:32:27,340 She promised me another gig her company is doing, 787 00:32:27,365 --> 00:32:29,933 a Radio City benefit for some Internet weenie. 788 00:32:29,958 --> 00:32:32,225 The pay is great. 789 00:32:32,380 --> 00:32:34,947 Wait, do you actually know my mother? 790 00:32:34,972 --> 00:32:36,638 Of course. Naomi-Know-It-All. 791 00:32:36,663 --> 00:32:39,364 Then why didn't you respond to her e-mails or phone calls? 792 00:32:39,389 --> 00:32:41,887 Have you met your mother? She's a pain in the kishkes. 793 00:32:41,912 --> 00:32:44,146 Who wants to do a favor for that? 794 00:32:44,215 --> 00:32:47,486 That's a good point. I owe you one. 795 00:32:48,479 --> 00:32:50,452 Oh, sorry about that, ladies. 796 00:32:50,477 --> 00:32:51,810 You know, I could stand here 797 00:32:51,835 --> 00:32:53,168 and talk to you all night, 798 00:32:53,722 --> 00:32:56,135 but wouldn't you rather hear from... 799 00:32:56,160 --> 00:32:58,193 Elayne Boosler? 800 00:32:58,262 --> 00:32:59,661 She's here? 801 00:32:59,686 --> 00:33:01,753 Elayne is here! 802 00:33:01,778 --> 00:33:03,210 What? 803 00:33:04,577 --> 00:33:06,944 Hello, everybody. Happy to be here. 804 00:33:08,422 --> 00:33:12,982 Nothing I'd rather do than talk about my dear, sweet, close, 805 00:33:13,030 --> 00:33:14,990 personal friend Naomi. 806 00:33:15,015 --> 00:33:16,848 Come on up, Naomi. 807 00:33:16,873 --> 00:33:19,941 Oh! 808 00:33:19,966 --> 00:33:21,688 You know, when Naomi reached out 809 00:33:21,713 --> 00:33:23,729 and asked me to talk tonight, my answer 810 00:33:23,754 --> 00:33:25,254 was an automatic yes, 811 00:33:25,279 --> 00:33:29,538 because Camp Kavetcha girls are always there for each other. 812 00:33:29,563 --> 00:33:30,962 Elayne, I'm so thrilled to see you. 813 00:33:30,987 --> 00:33:32,405 - Thank you for coming. - Of course. 814 00:33:32,429 --> 00:33:34,229 - Are we gonna sing the song? - You bet your pupik 815 00:33:34,265 --> 00:33:35,831 we're gonna sing that damned song. 816 00:33:35,856 --> 00:33:38,362 - Yes! You ready? - Mm-hmm. 817 00:33:38,562 --> 00:33:43,405 ? If you ever need a favor in 50 years ? 818 00:33:43,430 --> 00:33:46,264 ? Just call a Camp Kavetcha girl ? 819 00:33:46,401 --> 00:33:48,801 ? If you're crying off your makeup with all your tears ? 820 00:33:48,826 --> 00:33:51,860 ? Just call a Camp Kavetcha girl ? 821 00:33:51,949 --> 00:33:54,182 - ? No matter what the issue ? - ? She always has a tissue ? 822 00:33:54,251 --> 00:33:56,652 ? She keeps them in her Prada bag ? 823 00:33:56,720 --> 00:33:58,020 ? No matter if you wanna scream ? 824 00:33:58,088 --> 00:33:59,399 ? Or you need some wrinkle cream ? 825 00:33:59,423 --> 00:34:02,257 ? She also keeps it in her Prada bag ? 826 00:34:02,282 --> 00:34:05,117 ? If you ever need a favor in 50 years ? 827 00:34:05,142 --> 00:34:07,374 ? Just call a Camp Kavetcha girl ? 828 00:34:07,531 --> 00:34:10,232 ? If you're ever paralyzed by your deepest fears ? 829 00:34:10,301 --> 00:34:12,601 ? Just call a Camp Kavetcha girl ? 830 00:34:12,714 --> 00:34:14,313 ? If you're honored for your mitzvahs ? 831 00:34:14,338 --> 00:34:15,737 ? Call a Camp Kavetcha sister ? 832 00:34:15,806 --> 00:34:17,117 ? If she's famous and she's distant ? 833 00:34:17,141 --> 00:34:18,540 ? Get in touch with her assistant ? 834 00:34:18,609 --> 00:34:21,376 ? If you still can't find her ? 835 00:34:21,445 --> 00:34:24,046 ? Have your daughter's goyish friend remind her ? 836 00:34:24,114 --> 00:34:29,117 ? That when you're in a pinch, we'll getcha ? 837 00:34:29,186 --> 00:34:30,730 ? 'Cause we're always there, you betcha ? 838 00:34:30,754 --> 00:34:31,954 ? I'm so glad I metcha ? 839 00:34:32,056 --> 00:34:33,555 ? Here at swanky Camp Kavetcha ? 840 00:34:33,624 --> 00:34:35,064 ? If you need me, I'll come running ? 841 00:34:35,125 --> 00:34:36,569 ? 'Cause our parents spent the money ? 842 00:34:36,593 --> 00:34:38,226 ? To make us all ? 843 00:34:38,295 --> 00:34:42,864 ? Camp Kavetcha girls... ? 844 00:34:42,933 --> 00:34:46,168 - ? My dad's a banker ? - ? My dad's a dentist. ? 845 00:34:48,801 --> 00:34:51,735 Wow, that song was dead-on to this situation. 846 00:34:58,686 --> 00:35:00,629 And so, after the camp song, 847 00:35:00,654 --> 00:35:01,898 then you told everyone the truth? 848 00:35:02,880 --> 00:35:05,046 Nope. Nuh-uh. Mm-mm. 849 00:35:05,115 --> 00:35:09,017 No one. I thought about it, but then it hit me. 850 00:35:09,130 --> 00:35:12,598 I don't need to tell everyone everything all the time. 851 00:35:12,623 --> 00:35:13,755 I mean, really, 852 00:35:13,824 --> 00:35:16,491 using my mug shot as my dating profile pic? 853 00:35:16,560 --> 00:35:18,527 What's-what's that about? 854 00:35:18,595 --> 00:35:20,829 I mean, I don't need outside approval 855 00:35:20,898 --> 00:35:23,565 from others, and I certainly don't need outside judgment 856 00:35:23,634 --> 00:35:26,134 from people I frankly don't care about. 857 00:35:26,945 --> 00:35:28,712 I know who I am now. 858 00:35:29,003 --> 00:35:30,560 Finally. 859 00:35:31,775 --> 00:35:34,097 It's so freeing. 860 00:35:34,122 --> 00:35:35,688 I'll get it. 861 00:35:39,273 --> 00:35:40,615 Mom? 862 00:35:40,684 --> 00:35:43,084 We showed everyone, huh? Huh? Oh, hello, Valencia. 863 00:35:43,153 --> 00:35:45,120 And girlfriend. Wow, are you cute. 864 00:35:45,189 --> 00:35:48,256 Like your hair. We're friends now. 865 00:35:48,325 --> 00:35:49,524 Okay. I... 866 00:35:49,593 --> 00:35:51,693 Mom, what are you doing here? 867 00:35:51,762 --> 00:35:53,966 We need to talk about your career at the firm. 868 00:35:53,991 --> 00:35:56,097 - What? I don't work at a firm. - But you will. 869 00:35:56,166 --> 00:35:57,410 I scheduled a conference call with them. 870 00:35:57,434 --> 00:35:59,968 It's called Mountain something now. 871 00:35:59,993 --> 00:36:02,393 Anyway, I reached a senior partner, Bert Buttenweiser. 872 00:36:02,490 --> 00:36:03,722 Nice man. 873 00:36:03,807 --> 00:36:05,774 Told me all about his seven dead sisters. 874 00:36:05,843 --> 00:36:07,242 Wait, wait, Mom, what did you do? 875 00:36:07,311 --> 00:36:09,878 He said that he will take you back if that's what you wanted, 876 00:36:09,947 --> 00:36:12,380 that they could use you, and then I asked 877 00:36:12,449 --> 00:36:13,860 if you could be partner again, of course, 878 00:36:13,884 --> 00:36:15,250 - and he said absolu... - Enough! 879 00:36:15,319 --> 00:36:18,377 Wow. That's enough. 880 00:36:22,793 --> 00:36:24,826 So, I took a look at Hanifa's case, 881 00:36:24,851 --> 00:36:26,731 and I have some thoughts on that, as well. Okay. 882 00:36:26,756 --> 00:36:30,925 Hold on. Why are you doing this? This nice kick, 883 00:36:30,950 --> 00:36:32,594 is this just another scheme to get Rebecca back? 884 00:36:32,619 --> 00:36:35,013 Is that what you think? 885 00:36:35,038 --> 00:36:36,471 That's what the whole office thinks. 886 00:36:37,367 --> 00:36:39,259 Hundo "P." 887 00:36:41,562 --> 00:36:43,277 Maybe it started that way. 888 00:36:43,847 --> 00:36:45,447 When she and I split up for good, 889 00:36:45,515 --> 00:36:48,350 she said some tough things about me, 890 00:36:48,375 --> 00:36:50,576 and they were true. 891 00:36:50,601 --> 00:36:52,200 She was right. 892 00:36:53,238 --> 00:36:55,490 So I decided to try and be nicer, 893 00:36:55,559 --> 00:36:58,493 but, um, pumpkin photos don't cut it. 894 00:36:58,562 --> 00:37:00,798 And now I know 895 00:37:00,823 --> 00:37:02,789 that there's stuff I can do. 896 00:37:03,591 --> 00:37:05,210 And I like it. 897 00:37:05,577 --> 00:37:07,258 Okay. 898 00:37:07,604 --> 00:37:10,205 Okay. I buy all that. 899 00:37:10,274 --> 00:37:13,842 Also, it turns out there is a shocking amount of unfairness 900 00:37:13,867 --> 00:37:16,567 in the legal system. Did you know that? 901 00:37:16,592 --> 00:37:18,078 No, I didn't. 902 00:37:18,520 --> 00:37:19,919 No one did. 903 00:37:20,027 --> 00:37:21,627 Thank God you figured it out. 904 00:37:21,652 --> 00:37:23,184 Yeah. 905 00:37:25,790 --> 00:37:28,197 Mom, it's over. Excuse me? 906 00:37:28,222 --> 00:37:31,757 It's over. The old Rebecca let you manipulate her, 907 00:37:31,782 --> 00:37:34,155 but not anymore. I don't want your opinion anymore. 908 00:37:34,180 --> 00:37:36,180 I don't want your opinion on my career, 909 00:37:36,500 --> 00:37:39,013 on my hair, on my clothes, on my love life. 910 00:37:39,038 --> 00:37:40,338 Nothing. 911 00:37:40,363 --> 00:37:42,363 They are my choices, 912 00:37:42,806 --> 00:37:46,474 and as of right now, they are off-limits to you. 913 00:37:46,543 --> 00:37:48,743 Okay? So, look, 914 00:37:48,768 --> 00:37:50,434 we can chat, we can still gossip, 915 00:37:50,459 --> 00:37:51,970 we can kibitz, we can go out for a schmear, 916 00:37:51,995 --> 00:37:53,228 but that's it. 917 00:37:53,253 --> 00:37:54,920 I wish we could hide in the other room, 918 00:37:54,945 --> 00:37:56,751 but there isn't one. 919 00:37:56,776 --> 00:37:58,809 I am so proud of her. 920 00:37:58,834 --> 00:38:01,835 I can't look 'cause I'm Waspy, but so proud. 921 00:38:01,959 --> 00:38:04,626 Now, you respect me and my boundaries, 922 00:38:04,822 --> 00:38:07,956 or we will have no relationship at all. 923 00:38:09,129 --> 00:38:11,095 Do I make myself clear? 924 00:38:13,366 --> 00:38:14,751 Crystal. 925 00:38:26,424 --> 00:38:30,356 Hello. I'm back from Jew Hell. 926 00:38:30,999 --> 00:38:32,565 Which is nothing, 927 00:38:32,634 --> 00:38:35,335 'cause Jews don't technically believe in Hell... 928 00:38:35,403 --> 00:38:37,503 Oh, wow! 929 00:38:37,528 --> 00:38:40,388 Oh, look at that. Josh. 930 00:38:40,413 --> 00:38:44,877 Autumn. Oh, my God, did you do that yourself? 931 00:38:44,946 --> 00:38:46,612 Uh, I-I want to say yes, 932 00:38:46,637 --> 00:38:48,425 but I know you're big on honesty, 933 00:38:48,450 --> 00:38:50,486 so the truth is someone else 934 00:38:50,511 --> 00:38:54,413 put it up after I glued my feet to the floor by accident. 935 00:38:54,438 --> 00:38:55,771 Also, I killed Estrella, 936 00:38:55,796 --> 00:38:57,063 and I got a new one. I'm so sorry. 937 00:38:57,088 --> 00:38:57,921 Oh, don't worry about that. 938 00:38:57,946 --> 00:38:59,468 That's, like, the fourth Estrella. 939 00:38:59,630 --> 00:39:01,630 And hey, hey, Heather doesn't know, 940 00:39:01,655 --> 00:39:03,154 and she never will. 941 00:39:03,522 --> 00:39:05,088 Yeah. 942 00:39:05,113 --> 00:39:07,207 God. 943 00:39:07,399 --> 00:39:10,767 Well, I-I should go. Um, I have to get to the YMCA early 944 00:39:10,792 --> 00:39:12,592 - to get a room so... - Hey, Josh. 945 00:39:13,141 --> 00:39:15,587 Don't go to the Y. Just stay here. 946 00:39:15,612 --> 00:39:17,412 - Move in. - Uh, really? 947 00:39:17,484 --> 00:39:19,545 Us? Roommates? 948 00:39:19,570 --> 00:39:21,771 I mean, do you think that's a good idea? 949 00:39:21,796 --> 00:39:23,796 I think most people in the world won't 950 00:39:24,193 --> 00:39:26,293 think that's a good idea. Like... 951 00:39:26,318 --> 00:39:27,784 no one. 952 00:39:27,809 --> 00:39:29,943 True. But you know what? 953 00:39:30,263 --> 00:39:32,363 I no longer care what other people think. 954 00:39:33,895 --> 00:39:35,050 Screw 'em. 955 00:39:35,225 --> 00:39:38,070 Okay, then. I'd love to. 956 00:39:38,095 --> 00:39:40,293 Then it's settled. Okay. 957 00:39:40,318 --> 00:39:42,184 Oh, I have a date to get ready for. 958 00:39:42,562 --> 00:39:44,128 Let's see where the place is. 959 00:39:47,051 --> 00:39:48,718 Oh, no. 960 00:39:49,310 --> 00:39:51,677 Oh, man, Jason canceled. 961 00:39:51,746 --> 00:39:52,812 I mean, okay, 962 00:39:52,881 --> 00:39:54,491 he says he's sick, but... 963 00:39:55,008 --> 00:39:57,709 he canceled on super short notice, 964 00:39:57,734 --> 00:40:00,402 - so that means... - Aw, sorry. Yeah. 965 00:40:00,434 --> 00:40:02,401 That's such a bummer. I was really looking forward 966 00:40:02,426 --> 00:40:03,725 to having plans tonight. 967 00:40:04,566 --> 00:40:07,470 But you do have plans. 968 00:40:07,495 --> 00:40:08,828 What are you doing? 969 00:40:12,734 --> 00:40:15,468 Mmm. Oh, no. 970 00:40:15,493 --> 00:40:17,192 It's too hot! 971 00:40:17,217 --> 00:40:20,185 Oh, this is so nice. Thank you. 972 00:40:20,210 --> 00:40:21,915 Sometimes I forget how nice you can be. 973 00:40:21,940 --> 00:40:24,274 Yeah. Sometimes I'm not too terrible. 974 00:40:40,973 --> 00:40:42,639 Hmm. 975 00:40:42,828 --> 00:40:44,494 Rebecca? 976 00:40:46,377 --> 00:40:48,277 Rebecca? 977 00:40:49,364 --> 00:40:51,397 Did you hear what I said? 978 00:40:52,246 --> 00:40:53,622 I did not. I'm sorry. 979 00:40:53,647 --> 00:40:56,314 Paula, the weirdest thing happened last night. 980 00:40:56,878 --> 00:40:58,572 So, Josh and I were in our kitchen... Oh. What? 981 00:40:58,597 --> 00:40:59,667 Josh is living with me, 982 00:40:59,692 --> 00:41:00,938 by the way, but that's not the weird thing. 983 00:41:00,963 --> 00:41:04,094 - lt's not? - No. So, I looked at him, and... 984 00:41:04,752 --> 00:41:06,919 these images 985 00:41:06,944 --> 00:41:09,278 just started flashing and... 986 00:41:09,390 --> 00:41:12,325 Before my eyes, and it was... 987 00:41:12,350 --> 00:41:14,763 Oh, honey, I'm sorry. You're gonna have to tell me later. 988 00:41:14,788 --> 00:41:17,255 Nathaniel and I have a hearing in Hanifa's case. 989 00:41:17,471 --> 00:41:18,737 What? 990 00:41:18,762 --> 00:41:20,395 Yeah, uh... 991 00:41:21,355 --> 00:41:22,655 Okay. 992 00:41:22,680 --> 00:41:24,080 He didn't want me to tell you, 993 00:41:24,105 --> 00:41:25,170 but Nathaniel 994 00:41:25,195 --> 00:41:26,906 has come on to help out with some of your cases. 995 00:41:27,181 --> 00:41:28,547 And I got to say, 996 00:41:28,572 --> 00:41:30,383 I've spent a lot of time with him the last couple of days, 997 00:41:30,408 --> 00:41:32,175 and he's like a different guy. 998 00:41:32,200 --> 00:41:33,803 Yeah. He's, like, a good person. 999 00:41:34,907 --> 00:41:36,883 Just doing the right thing. 1000 00:41:36,951 --> 00:41:38,551 Really? 1001 00:41:46,618 --> 00:41:48,251 Hey. 1002 00:41:48,956 --> 00:41:50,055 You okay? 1003 00:41:51,294 --> 00:41:56,186 Oh, no, Paula. I think we're in trouble. 1004 00:41:56,211 --> 00:42:00,821 -- Synced and corrected by ChrisKe -- -- www.addic7ed.com --