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Hey, guys, a quick
announcement before we start.

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Uh, my firm...

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Stone, Gannon and Associates.

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Okay, I might have mentioned it before.

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We're offering a summer
internship for one-L's,

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and I've decided I'm
giving it to someone

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in this class.

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- So this week...
- Oh, my God, I want it.

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I'm gonna get this.

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I mean, I-I'm the best
student in this class.

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Who's better than me? Glen?

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Who wants a lawyer who's
always smelling his fingers?

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Susan's always on her phone.

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Joe looks like a little boy
wearing his father's suit.

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And then there's Nick.

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What's the deal with him?

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Some days, he's handsome,

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some days, he looks
like a giant marionette.

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Hmm, come on, focus.

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Who am I missing?

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Oh, yes. Ha. Lisa.

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The know-it-all who
actually knows it all.

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Yeah, I'm thinking about you, too.

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'Cause I can take you.
'Cause I'm amazing.

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Did I just say that to myself?

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Oh, my God, I have
confidence and self-esteem.

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When did that kick in?

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And I really believe it. I'm the best.

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I'm the best.

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That's right, deal with it.

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-- Synced and corrected by ChrisKe --
-- www.addic7ed.com --

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So I am sitting in my
criminal law class today,

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sizing up my competition,

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and I realize, out of nowhere,

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I am brimming with confidence.

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Brim... Ming.

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Excuse me, Beatrice?

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I asked for no mayo. Guess what I got?

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Mayo?

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Gobs of it, Bea.

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Would you like me to take it back?

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No. I'm really hungry.

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I just wanted to be heard.

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Thanks for letting me be a part of this.

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Look at you, taking down a woman

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who's been on her feet for 12 hours.

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Brimming. No one is safe.

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Well, if you're still feeling
feisty, you can come over

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to my house and give my
gardener the business.

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I got mushrooms on my putting green.

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Seems we've finally turned the corner

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from the usual complaints
about law school.

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She'll circle back.

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This week, we're doing a mock trial.

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The professor picked a real court case,

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gave us all the files and
we're gonna try it ourselves.

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Do you get to object? I've
always wanted to object.

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What are you talking about?
That's all you ever do.

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I object.

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I wanted more from that.

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I got picked to be the prosecutor,

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and this suck-up Lisa
is the defense attorney,

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Whoever wins the case is clearly
going to get the internship.

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Ooh, smart people cage fight.

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Tammy's had a toothache
for a couple of days.

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It really hurts when I eat.

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Yummy, ow, yummy, ow.

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Stop eating.

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You don't stop eating a BLT.

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Do you want me to give you the number

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to my dentist? He's really hot.

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All your doctors are hot.
Is that how you pick them?

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Yeah.

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I already have a dentist appointment.

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I was hoping one of you could take me.

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We could make it a day.

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How is that a day?

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They probably have a fish tank.
Wendy, you brightened a little.

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Sorry, I have to work.
Can't Marjorie take you?

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Nope. Fancy Pantsuit over here

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is living it up in the wilds of Canada.

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By "living it up," she means
I'm speaking to 300 alcoholics.

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Tell them what it's called.

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The Saskatoon Sober Jamboree.

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You left out the word "sad."

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I'll take you to the dentist, Tammy.

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Thanks, Big Sauce.

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You know, they don't let
just anyone speak at the Jam.

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No fish tank.

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Ooh.

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Roasted pork loin with apples.

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And a lovely side dish.

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Some people just take a picture.

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I left my phone in the car.

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Why do you think I'm
looking at a magazine?

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- Let's get out of here.
- You're done already?

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They haven't even started.
They want to knock me out.

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For a toothache?

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Oh, no, we're way past
that. My mouth is a disaster.

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There's gum scraping, root canals.

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- They want to yank one clean out.
- Oh, man.

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I told them I'm sober
and I can't be put under.

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Well, sure you can. There's
no part of the program

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that says you're supposed to suffer.

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You know, unless you end
up in Canada with Marjorie.

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Oh, no, no. Go tell
the dentist it's okay.

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But then they want to give me
a prescription for pain pills.

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You can take pills, but
you got to be careful.

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- Those things are tricky.
- Right, right. Uh...

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I'll just stick with the
Tylenol. I mean, it got me

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through getting stabbed
in the leg with a fork,

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- it'll get me through this.
- Wow.

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Your time inside was rough.

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Oh, no, that wasn't prison.
I was trying to kill a seagull

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that landed in my lap.

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Ladies and gentlemen of the jury,

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the facts of this case are clear.

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There is ample evidence that...

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Am I moving my hands too much?

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I didn't hear a word you said.

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I was mesmerized by how
good you look in my suit.

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What do you think?

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Well, I-I don't know.
Angie Harmon used to move

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her arms around a lot on Law & Order.

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Wha... She still on that show?

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No, it got canceled. She
went to Rizzoli & Isles.

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Well, that's not on anymore, either.

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Should we be worried about her?

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Guys, can we worry about my
career and not Angie Harmon's?

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Uh, it's gonna be fine.
You're gonna do great.

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Oh, my God.

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Angie got divorced.

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That woman can't catch a break.

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Tammy's still asleep.
She's a bit of a drooler.

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You're gonna need to change your sheets.

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Maybe even the mattress.

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Great. But she better be up
before I go to bed tonight.

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I have a really big day tomorrow.

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Eh, you say that every day. You're like

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the girl who cried "big day."

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Well, this time it really is.

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Tomorrow's the mock trial
and I'm completely unprepared

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and I'm gonna lose
to know-it-all Lisa.

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Yesterday, you said, and
I quote, you were gonna

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"bitch slap her with the law."

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Then I remembered she
went to private school

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her whole life, aced her LSATs
and I'm me, daughter of you.

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- Oh, thank God.
- What?

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Angie got a miniseries and a new guy.

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Christy, I think you've got this.

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That drug dealer's going down.

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Whoa, whoa.

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Your case is about a drug
dealer? What are the facts?

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The cops found the drugs
locked in a car in his driveway

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but his defense is it's not his car.

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That's the oldest trick in
the book. Remember Oklahoma?

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When I bought that
beat-up old Monte Carlo,

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registered it to a dead guy...

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And stashed your drugs in
it, so nothing could be tied

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- to your name.
- That's what this guy's doing.

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- That's my girl.
- Well, this is scary.

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The upsetting part of the
story is they lived in Oklahoma.

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I mean, just move to
Texas. It's right there.

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Tylenol!

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- Tammy's up.
- Tylenol!

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- It hurts!
- It's okay, it's right here.

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Ooh, hurry!

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Please do what she says.

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They don't make this easy.

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- What's the problem?
- It's sealed so kids don't get...

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Oh, I know why.

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Ah, another seal.

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Oh, just jam your finger into it.

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Oh, see, now I just pushed
the cotton down further.

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Christy, you've got
the little monkey hands.

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Can you get it out?

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My past is an asset,

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my tiny hands are an asset.

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Everything's coming up Christy.

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No! Tammy!

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What?

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Spit those out.

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Spit those out right now. Do it.

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All of them.

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Here's two.

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Might be three. They're
kind of stuck together.

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Look at all these stupid people.

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Why are they in front of us?

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Because they got here first.

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That doesn't seem fair.

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I'm looking for some pain pills!

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Last name's Diffendorf!

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Why don't you go over there
and check your blood pressure

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on that super cool machine?

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How's that gonna make me feel better?

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It won't, but it's over there.

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Diffendorf!

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- Bonnie?
- Oh, thank God you answered.

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You're never happy to talk to me.

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What's wrong? Are the cats okay?

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The cats are fine. It's the
other animal you live with

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that I'm worried about.

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Tammy's mouth is a complete tear-down.

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She needs hardcore painkillers
to get her through the weekend.

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When do you get home?

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- Not till Tuesday.
- What?

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I'm 300/10. What does that mean?

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She needs a responsible sober person

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to hold the pills for her.
Can't you come home early?

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No. I made a commitment
to a lot of people

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who are counting on me being here.

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Oh! Oh, Wayne, you devil.

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I got to go.

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What? Who's Wayne?

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What are you here for?

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Cholesterol.

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Cut back on your butter. Get behind me.

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You?

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I'd rather not say.

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Got it. Boner pills.

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You're behind me, too.
And keep your eyes up.

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Come on, Bonnie. Everyone's
cool with us cutting in line.

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I'm sorry, excuse me. My
friend is in a lot of pain.

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Excuse me. Hey, she said eyes up, pops.

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Bonnie, wake up. It's
time. I need my pill.

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It-it hasn't been six hours.

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Five and a half is close enough.
My face is gonna fall off.

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Give her a pill or give me one.

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It's important to wait.

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Look, I'll tell you what.

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I-I'll help you kill the time.

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How about we go play
Clue? You love Clue.

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Who did it? We don't know.

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I do love Clue.

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But you can't play with two people.

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- Oh, Adam can play. He's up.
- No he's not.

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- But he could be.
- No, he couldn't.

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I'll go wake up Christy and
see if she wants to play.

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- No. She's got a big day.
- Oh, she always says that.

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No further questions, Your Honor.

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Thank you, Lisa. Christy, your witness.

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Thank you, Your Honor.

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Good afternoon, Glen.

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Sup?

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Curious choice of hat.

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I thought it would make me look street.

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Ha. Let the record reflect it does not.

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Christy, can we move this along?

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It's your contention

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that you are not, in fact,
a drug dealer, correct?

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That's right.

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Hmm.

253
00:11:14,245 --> 00:11:16,466
And yet a car parked in your driveway

254
00:11:16,491 --> 00:11:20,026
was found to contain
nine kilos of cocaine.

255
00:11:20,051 --> 00:11:21,484
It's my Uncle Ronnie's car.

256
00:11:21,509 --> 00:11:23,843
Oh. Would that be

257
00:11:23,868 --> 00:11:27,557
Ronald Williams, who died in 2008?

258
00:11:28,921 --> 00:11:30,784
Why are you holding onto his car?

259
00:11:31,072 --> 00:11:33,432
I'm a sentimental guy, yo.

260
00:11:33,932 --> 00:11:35,010
Your Honor?

261
00:11:35,035 --> 00:11:36,943
Knock it off, Glen.

262
00:11:37,012 --> 00:11:39,704
Sorry, it's just so fun.

263
00:11:41,344 --> 00:11:44,517
This phone was on your
person when you were arrested.

264
00:11:44,956 --> 00:11:47,964
It's a 20-year-old
Nokia 8265.

265
00:11:48,190 --> 00:11:49,289
Is this your phone?

266
00:11:49,357 --> 00:11:50,985
- Yes.
- Hmm.

267
00:11:51,015 --> 00:11:52,715
I'd think you'd have a smartphone,

268
00:11:53,128 --> 00:11:55,094
cool guy like you with a cool hat.

269
00:11:56,354 --> 00:11:59,299
Uh, I like to kick it old school?

270
00:11:59,773 --> 00:12:03,613
Or is it because an old
phone like this has no GPS,

271
00:12:03,739 --> 00:12:07,133
making it impossible for the
police to track your movements?

272
00:12:07,759 --> 00:12:11,711
Is it because, in fact,
this phone is widely used

273
00:12:11,736 --> 00:12:14,924
by drug dealers everywhere
for exactly those reasons?

274
00:12:14,949 --> 00:12:17,217
Objection. She's making an argument.

275
00:12:17,242 --> 00:12:21,131
Your Honor, the defendant
claims he is not a drug dealer,

276
00:12:21,156 --> 00:12:23,289
but he hides drugs like a drug dealer,

277
00:12:23,314 --> 00:12:26,002
he uses an old phone like a drug dealer.

278
00:12:26,027 --> 00:12:28,595
He rents multiple motel rooms

279
00:12:28,620 --> 00:12:31,401
to avoid search warrants
like a drug dealer.

280
00:12:31,426 --> 00:12:33,551
Where'd she get all of this?
None of it was in the file.

281
00:12:33,576 --> 00:12:35,902
It was all in the file, but
your childhood was too happy

282
00:12:35,927 --> 00:12:37,307
for you to see it.

283
00:12:38,692 --> 00:12:40,507
What's that supposed to mean?

284
00:12:40,575 --> 00:12:42,963
It means this is the world I grew up in.

285
00:12:42,988 --> 00:12:44,821
My mother was a drug dealer, yo.

286
00:12:45,702 --> 00:12:46,746
And to be honest,

287
00:12:46,815 --> 00:12:49,249
I've had my share of dark years, too.

288
00:12:49,274 --> 00:12:51,294
Do you ever wonder why I'm
the oldest one in this class?

289
00:12:51,319 --> 00:12:52,585
- I did.
- Me, too.

290
00:12:52,610 --> 00:12:54,389
I wondered as well, but
I'm not allowed to ask.

291
00:12:55,381 --> 00:12:57,553
'Cause it was a long road to get here.

292
00:12:57,578 --> 00:13:00,627
I-I drank, I did
drugs, I was a stripper.

293
00:13:00,695 --> 00:13:03,643
That has nothing to do with
this, but now it's out there.

294
00:13:04,938 --> 00:13:06,042
Point is,

295
00:13:06,067 --> 00:13:10,136
I-I know how drug dealers work,
and this scumbag is guilty.

296
00:13:12,804 --> 00:13:14,418
The prosecution rests.

297
00:13:18,596 --> 00:13:21,481
FYI, my parents got divorced
and they used me as a weapon,

298
00:13:21,506 --> 00:13:22,971
so whatever.

299
00:13:29,992 --> 00:13:32,018
Hey, sounds like you're doing better.

300
00:13:33,200 --> 00:13:34,237
I'm not.

301
00:13:34,262 --> 00:13:36,702
Well, you've got a while before
the next pill, but until then,

302
00:13:36,731 --> 00:13:38,603
I've got ice cream,
pudding and apple sauce.

303
00:13:38,628 --> 00:13:40,061
Give me pudding.

304
00:13:40,086 --> 00:13:41,711
Chocolate or butterscotch?

305
00:13:41,736 --> 00:13:44,167
Chocolate. Don't ask dumb questions.

306
00:13:45,315 --> 00:13:47,473
Fine. More butterscotch for me.

307
00:13:47,560 --> 00:13:49,848
You know, the whole world's missing out.

308
00:13:52,346 --> 00:13:54,581
Yes.

309
00:13:54,606 --> 00:13:56,010
No.

310
00:13:57,097 --> 00:13:58,929
Come on, Tammy, dig deep.

311
00:13:58,954 --> 00:14:00,459
Use as directed.

312
00:14:02,624 --> 00:14:04,440
"Every four hours"?

313
00:14:05,213 --> 00:14:08,061
Hey, Tammy, I took a
shot at some Cool Whip.

314
00:14:08,086 --> 00:14:09,973
Thought it might jazz up your pudding...

315
00:14:09,998 --> 00:14:12,865
Four hours! Every four hours!

316
00:14:12,934 --> 00:14:15,234
Not six, not five.

317
00:14:15,303 --> 00:14:17,203
- Four!
- Okay, okay.

318
00:14:17,228 --> 00:14:20,050
Let's just keep this table
between us and I'll explain.

319
00:14:20,075 --> 00:14:21,574
While it's technically true

320
00:14:21,599 --> 00:14:23,165
you can have a pill every four hours,

321
00:14:23,190 --> 00:14:24,588
I made an executive decision

322
00:14:24,613 --> 00:14:25,712
to see if we could stretch it to six,

323
00:14:25,737 --> 00:14:26,890
and I think we're doing great.

324
00:14:26,915 --> 00:14:28,448
Why would you make me suffer?

325
00:14:28,473 --> 00:14:29,909
Because I love you.

326
00:14:30,843 --> 00:14:32,681
You do?

327
00:14:33,346 --> 00:14:35,012
O-Of course.

328
00:14:37,210 --> 00:14:38,810
Come here.

329
00:14:39,790 --> 00:14:41,728
I still think you can last six hours.

330
00:14:41,753 --> 00:14:43,253
You're a dead woman!

331
00:14:43,278 --> 00:14:45,893
Stop putting furniture between us.

332
00:14:48,058 --> 00:14:50,158
I've done this with cops for hours.

333
00:14:53,808 --> 00:14:55,391
I can go all night.

334
00:14:59,455 --> 00:15:01,776
I just feel so lost right now.

335
00:15:03,351 --> 00:15:05,118
I thought I could trust you.

336
00:15:05,549 --> 00:15:07,754
You're the closest
thing I have to a sister.

337
00:15:09,427 --> 00:15:11,143
You can trust me.

338
00:15:12,831 --> 00:15:15,061
I'm really just trying to protect you.

339
00:15:15,086 --> 00:15:17,815
These pills can be really dangerous.

340
00:15:18,271 --> 00:15:21,076
I know, I'm just... headlock!

341
00:15:23,204 --> 00:15:24,771
Ow!

342
00:15:24,796 --> 00:15:26,963
That was so mean.

343
00:15:26,988 --> 00:15:29,021
- You put me in a headlock.
- That was a hug.

344
00:15:29,046 --> 00:15:30,815
You yelled "headlock!"

345
00:15:37,086 --> 00:15:41,487
Tammy, a couple years
ago, I hurt my back.

346
00:15:41,719 --> 00:15:45,287
They gave me these things and I
was convinced I could handle it.

347
00:15:45,789 --> 00:15:48,461
But it wasn't long before
one pill every four hours

348
00:15:48,530 --> 00:15:50,479
became four pills every one hour.

349
00:15:50,932 --> 00:15:53,466
I'm sorry, but this disease
is a sneaky little bitch,

350
00:15:53,491 --> 00:15:55,206
and I just don't want
you to wake her up.

351
00:15:57,066 --> 00:15:59,320
I hate you right now.

352
00:15:59,836 --> 00:16:01,109
And I love you.

353
00:16:01,846 --> 00:16:03,906
I definitely don't want to relapse.

354
00:16:04,634 --> 00:16:07,564
So it's been four hours.

355
00:16:08,093 --> 00:16:09,196
Do you want a pill?

356
00:16:10,034 --> 00:16:12,307
No. I'm gonna try to make it six.

357
00:16:13,091 --> 00:16:14,903
Five and a half.

358
00:16:16,279 --> 00:16:17,802
- Here you go.
- Thank you.

359
00:16:21,934 --> 00:16:23,173
You wanted to see me?

360
00:16:23,198 --> 00:16:24,292
Yes, Christy.

361
00:16:24,317 --> 00:16:26,866
Thanks for coming. Look,
you did a really great job

362
00:16:26,891 --> 00:16:28,257
the other day.

363
00:16:28,455 --> 00:16:30,789
I mean, I think Glen is still weeping.

364
00:16:31,974 --> 00:16:35,042
Yeah. I think I saw
his hat in the trash.

365
00:16:36,510 --> 00:16:39,846
So listen, I want to talk
to you about the internship.

366
00:16:40,036 --> 00:16:41,331
Oh, really?

367
00:16:41,356 --> 00:16:44,016
The internship. I
totally forgot about that.

368
00:16:44,483 --> 00:16:46,717
I'm giving it to Lisa.

369
00:16:47,229 --> 00:16:50,237
What? No. I destroyed her in mock trial.

370
00:16:50,262 --> 00:16:52,569
- I know you did, but...
- I know what's going on here.

371
00:16:52,963 --> 00:16:54,827
You find out I have a sketchy past,

372
00:16:54,852 --> 00:16:57,502
and all of a sudden, I am not
welcome at your snooty law firm.

373
00:16:57,810 --> 00:16:59,142
Christy, if you would allow me...

374
00:16:59,167 --> 00:17:00,690
I worked my ass off to get here.

375
00:17:00,715 --> 00:17:02,568
And yes, I said "ass," I was a stripper.

376
00:17:02,593 --> 00:17:04,798
I don't know why I
keep bringing that up.

377
00:17:06,456 --> 00:17:07,817
My law firm would like to offer you

378
00:17:07,842 --> 00:17:09,791
a paying position this summer.

379
00:17:10,755 --> 00:17:14,518
Oh, my God. Thank you.

380
00:17:15,091 --> 00:17:17,948
I'm not allowed to hug you
back, but congratulations.

381
00:17:18,676 --> 00:17:21,243
Right, right.

382
00:17:25,071 --> 00:17:27,314
I just wanna get something off my chest.

383
00:17:28,267 --> 00:17:31,899
For three years, I've mislead you
all to believe something about me.

384
00:17:32,212 --> 00:17:34,929
She used to be a man. I told you.

385
00:17:37,104 --> 00:17:40,428
It's... very difficult to say

386
00:17:41,241 --> 00:17:43,241
But I um...

387
00:17:44,553 --> 00:17:46,861
I never actually watched Breaking Bad.

388
00:17:46,886 --> 00:17:48,886
- Ooh!
- I know, I know!

389
00:17:48,910 --> 00:17:51,471
But I just couldn't get into it!

390
00:17:52,307 --> 00:17:54,784
And everytime you guys
talked about it...

391
00:17:54,809 --> 00:17:56,417
I was faking

392
00:17:56,684 --> 00:18:01,776
You'd all be like... Heisenberg and Jesse
and I'd say "Yes! Great episode!"

393
00:18:03,409 --> 00:18:07,057
Anyway... weight lifted. Thanks

394
00:18:10,846 --> 00:18:13,627
You'd better not be lying
about "Cake Wars"

395
00:18:13,651 --> 00:18:16,174
Of course not!

396
00:18:19,956 --> 00:18:22,104
Would anyone else like to share?

397
00:18:22,129 --> 00:18:25,260
Hey, everybody. I am awesome.

398
00:18:25,501 --> 00:18:27,151
Sorry, just wanted to let you know.

399
00:18:27,176 --> 00:18:29,342
Now I have to go to
Gamblers Anonymous. See you.

400
00:18:31,957 --> 00:18:33,377
Does anybody else think

401
00:18:33,402 --> 00:18:35,736
confident Christy is super annoying?

402
00:18:36,541 --> 00:18:39,774
- I'll go. Hi, Bonnie, alcoholic.
- Hi, Bonnie.

403
00:18:39,799 --> 00:18:41,811
I know you don't hear
this a lot from me,

404
00:18:41,836 --> 00:18:44,018
but I am really proud of myself.

405
00:18:47,668 --> 00:18:50,803
I have a sober friend
who had dental work done

406
00:18:50,828 --> 00:18:53,479
- and needed pain pills.
- She's talking about me.

407
00:18:55,256 --> 00:18:58,024
And I was the one who held them for her.

408
00:18:58,049 --> 00:19:00,292
Now, the amazing thing
is, the whole time,

409
00:19:00,317 --> 00:19:03,299
I never once thought
about taking a pill myself.

410
00:19:03,324 --> 00:19:06,127
All I could think about was
taking care of my friend.

411
00:19:06,152 --> 00:19:09,731
And it led me to a discovery,
one that I have mastered,

412
00:19:09,756 --> 00:19:11,523
but I think the rest
of you are ready for.

413
00:19:12,307 --> 00:19:13,825
This program

414
00:19:13,850 --> 00:19:15,783
is really about helping other people,

415
00:19:15,808 --> 00:19:20,479
and by helping other
people, I helped myself.

416
00:19:23,893 --> 00:19:26,060
Think about that.

417
00:19:28,179 --> 00:19:31,198
And if I'm the first
person to recognize that,

418
00:19:31,439 --> 00:19:34,040
let it be my gift to you.

419
00:19:36,706 --> 00:19:38,393
I'm going back to Canada.

420
00:19:38,418 --> 00:19:42,432
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