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credits

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So much has happened.

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I don't know where to start.

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First it was all the
school shootings.

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Then these Wi-Fi
scooters showed up.

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And now we know that
ManBearPig is real

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and we could all be dead
in a matter of years.

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And you believe...

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this all relates somehow

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to the movie "Black Panther"

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not being as good as
everyone says it was?

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I know there's a connection,

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but that isn't what matters.

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I can't deal
with people anymore.

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It's just, everyone
sucks so hard, you know?

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Everybody is so stupid.

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And they all walk around
going, "Way aya ayay blarhghg."

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And the only thing
that makes me happy,

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the only thing I can trust,

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is this.

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But all people do
is try to keep me from it.

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I'll be in my room, and my
mom will come in and say,

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"Eric, that's enough
time on your phone."

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And then at school...

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"Eric, what are you doing?

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You can't use your
phone at school!"

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And even my friends.

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My own friends, they'll be like,

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"Hey, Cartman,
throw us the ball.

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You're the Goddamn quarterback."

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It's like everybody
needs something from me.

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All I want is a
little time with my phone

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instead of always listening
to people's needy bullshit.

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Oh, uh, sorry. Just...

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Uh, well, you know,

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young people have to
deal with so much today.

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I believe that what you have is anxiety.

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Anxiety? Is that cool?

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It's pretty common these days.

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What it really is
more than anything

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is an excuse to be lazy and
lame to everyone around you.

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Oh, my God. That's perfect.

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I'm busy.

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Mr. Principal.

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I'm busy doing stuff!

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What?!

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The vice principal needs
to speak with you.

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She says it's urgent.

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Oh, PC Principal.

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Uh, y-yes?

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Are you going in to see
the vice principal?

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I really need to speak with her.

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Uh, yeah. We're just, uh...

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We're having an important
scheduling to go over.

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Everything is okay with you two?

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There's no more
inappropriate behavior?

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You know, as a counselor,
I'm here to...

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That's in the past, Mackey.

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We've paid our dues,

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and we're not hiding
anything anymore.

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Mkay.

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I could use a little help here!

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What's going on?

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Riley said a word that her sister
felt was insensitive to Muslims.

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Now they're all upset.

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All right. What word
did you use, Riley?

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She just said, "Aba daba."

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Look, can't we
put them in a daycare?

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Oh, yeah. That
would be really smart.

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If anybody sees them,

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they're gonna figure
out you're the father.

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Well, maybe they won't.

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You wanna risk that?

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The babies have to stay hidden

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because if people
know the truth,

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then you're not PC,
and I'm not strong!

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All right, can
I take your order?

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Excuse me.

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What would you like, sir?

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Just a...
God... Can you wait?

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Isn't that your job?
Aren't you a wait-er?!

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Hey, could you
turn your phone down, kid?

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This is a restaurant.

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It just so
happens I have anxiety.

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That means I have trouble

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being around assholes
who won't leave me alone!

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Oh, hello, Eric.

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Shut up. I have anxiety.

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Hey, kid! Hey, kid!

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I'm on my phone!

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You're about to
get hit by a car.

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All right, that's it!

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Everyone stop! Just
[bleep] stop right now!

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Listen up, people!
I have anxiety!

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That means I'm in my shell

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and have a hard time
expressing myself.

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I find it difficult to
engage with others!

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So everyone shut the [bleep] up,

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because my anxiety is
up here right now!

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We live in a world of
many distractions.

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It's hard to find peace.

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In the hustle and
bustle of modern times,

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we've lost the one
thing we all need.

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More quality one-on-one time...

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with our phone.

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But now you can
have it with Buddha Box.

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Simply fit the patented
box on your head

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and set its Bluetooth
to your mobile device.

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Inside Buddha Box,

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your phone is projected two
inches from your face,

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and the noise-canceling
headphones

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let you hear your phone
without any outside noise,

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giving you peace from...

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that annoying Uber driver
who wants to talk,

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those people at work who
act like they need stuff.

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I want to be enlightened
like the Buddha,

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but I've got these [bleep] kids.

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Let Buddha Box take you to a
place of peace and serenity

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where you can have quality,
uninterrupted time

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with your phone.

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I was stressed out
and feeling anxious.

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After just 8 to 10
hours in Buddha Box,

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I feel refreshed and ready
to take on anything.

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Babe, can you please come say hi
to my mother while she's here?

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Order Buddha Box today,

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and you too can have

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that quiet, quality
time with your phone.

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Like the Buddha.

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What the hell is that?

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I think it's Cartman.

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What is it doing?

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Ha! That's so sweet!

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That video
seriously makes me laugh!

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Lemme check my e-mail again!

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Oh, man, nothing from Lorenz yet?
Whatever, weak.

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Oh, I gotta see
that post from Clyde again!

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Dude.

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Dude! What the hell
are you doing?!

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What? What? Who's that?
Get off of me!

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Oh, sorry, Craig.
Didn't see you there.

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Yeah, 'cause you got a
stupid box on your head.

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Oh, there's nothing stupid about it.

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Don't you wish you had a way
to deal with your anxiety?

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My anxiety?

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I see it in you, Craig.

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With your parents
and relationships.

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Imagine being able to shut them
out for a little while, Craig,

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so you can focus
on what matters.

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With Buddha Box, you can cut
out all the unwanted noise.

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Not have to deal
with conversations

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that are of no interest to you.

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Well, I have to admit,

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sometimes when me and
Tweek are together,

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it's... it's like
he wants my atten...

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All right, children,

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we have a lot to go
over for today's quiz.

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Who can tell me
where we left off?

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Eric.

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Eric Cartman.

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$34 million box office?

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How the hell does "Creed II" do
$34 million opening weekend?

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What's the
weather like tomorrow?

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Oh, it's snowing?
I gotta tell Lorenz. I...

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Whoa, whoa! Hey!

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What do you think you're doing?

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Excuse me. That's my Buddha Box.

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You aren't using this
during class time.

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It relaxes me. Ask my therapist.

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I have anxiety, you dumb bitch.

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I don't know what
makes you think

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you're different
from everyone else,

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but nobody gets away
with slandering teachers

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at this school!

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Aw, man. That looks so sweet.

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Hey.

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Hey!

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Oh. PC Principal. Hello.

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Just what do you
think you're doing?

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I'm letting go of stress and
being calm, like the Buddha.

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There are no boxes on
your head in school.

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Hey. Whoa, man. What's going on?

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Are you suffering from anxiety?

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What are you talking about?

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It's okay. I have it, too.

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Anxiety is very real.

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But there is help
for people like us.

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What the [bleep] are you doing?

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Hey! What the
[bleep] are you doing?!

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Oh, hey. I just needed to
answer a couple e-mails really fast.

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With a box on your head?

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I got one for you, too.

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It's Buddha Box.

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Look, you and I have been
having a lot of problems.

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Clearly what we both need

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is more quality, one-on-one
time with our phones.

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I don't need a box on my
head to use the phone.

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I'm sorry! I was
trying to be helpful!

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All right, Riley, give
that back to your brother.

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Bailey, no.

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Harper, don't... Harp-er!

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? PC Babies

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? They're comin' to your town

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? PC Babies

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? The wokest kids around

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? When there's something
problematic?

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? They're gonna let you know

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? Making things fun
and gender neutral?

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? Everywhere they go

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? They're everybody's
fave-sies?

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? They're PC Babies, yeah

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Hey, Mike, what's
that you're drinking?

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This? Oh. It's a Cosmopolitan.

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I know, I know.
It's a pussy drink.

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Hey, be careful, guys.

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There's some PC
Babies over there.

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Oh, great.

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Come on, I didn't
mean pussy drink

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as in female genitalia.

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Okay, I'm sorry!

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I'll order a Black Russian!

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Hey, what's all that
racket down there?

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Oh, there's some PC Babies

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upset about certain
drink descriptions.

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Fine. We'll take
them off the menu.

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Who's makin' a difference?
Who's the future?

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Here it comes! Block it!

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What the [bleep], dude?!

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What is your Goddamn problem?!

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What's going on?

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They just scored again,
you fat [bleep]!

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Oh, I'm sorry!

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I'm sorry I'm dealing
with my anxiety!

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Do you know how hard it is
for people with my condition

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to come out and even
do things like this?

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Living with anxiety
is awful, huh, Craig?

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Can we get another
goalie, please?

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Oh, yeah! Sure!

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Yeah, because
people with anxiety

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shouldn't be allowed to
play sports, right, Kyle?

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You know, our world is
dark and scary enough

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without people like you
making us feel inferior.

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Asshole.

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[Bleep] this.

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My parents didn't come here to
watch their son lose by 20 points!

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Come on, Dad. Let's go!

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Dad?

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River?! Bailey?!

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Emory?!

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It's okay. We're
gonna find them.

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I can't believe you
were on your phone.

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You were on your phone, too.

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It was my time to
be on the phone.

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You were on yours all morning!

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- You're seriously gonna make
this all my fault. - Yes!

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Because last I checked, you
didn't even want me around

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as a partner to the PC
Babies, even though I...

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Oh, God! I'm not
doing this again.

258
00:12:09,758 --> 00:12:11,626
Even though you need
me to do shit for you

259
00:12:11,660 --> 00:12:13,094
every 10 [bleep] minutes.

260
00:12:13,128 --> 00:12:15,212
You don't get to just
say whatever you...

261
00:12:16,127 --> 00:12:18,600
Oh. Okay, cool. Fine with me.

262
00:12:18,633 --> 00:12:20,011
I'm the one who has
a [bleep] problem

263
00:12:20,035 --> 00:12:21,462
on their [bleep] phone.

264
00:12:23,738 --> 00:12:25,082
You know, usually, I'm
afraid to tell you

265
00:12:25,106 --> 00:12:27,119
what I really think, but
you wanna know something?

266
00:12:28,619 --> 00:12:29,611
You wanna...

267
00:12:29,644 --> 00:12:31,680
You wanna know what
I really think?

268
00:12:34,216 --> 00:12:37,541
Anxiety can make you
feel unable to cope.

269
00:12:37,919 --> 00:12:40,255
But living with someone
who has anxiety can

270
00:12:40,288 --> 00:12:42,624
be a bit of a roller
coaster, as well.

271
00:12:42,657 --> 00:12:45,861
We have to support our loved
ones with their anxiety

272
00:12:45,894 --> 00:12:48,230
and try to understand
their illness.

273
00:12:48,263 --> 00:12:50,999
I just feel like Craig has
changed so much lately!

274
00:12:51,032 --> 00:12:52,901
He barely even talks
to me anymore!

275
00:12:52,934 --> 00:12:55,504
Well, because his anxiety
makes him feel like

276
00:12:55,537 --> 00:12:58,006
anything he says
might sound wrong.

277
00:12:58,039 --> 00:12:59,975
That's why we must
nurture our loved ones

278
00:13:00,008 --> 00:13:01,409
so they feel safe.

279
00:13:01,443 --> 00:13:05,013
Eric, I just feel like you have
so much to offer the world

280
00:13:05,046 --> 00:13:07,215
and it kills me that
you're so afraid

281
00:13:07,249 --> 00:13:09,784
to let your inner you shine.

282
00:13:09,911 --> 00:13:11,782
That guy's such a douche.

283
00:13:12,488 --> 00:13:14,464
What was that... what was
that one show he was on?

284
00:13:14,489 --> 00:13:16,758
Maybe you... you
wanna text him that?

285
00:13:16,791 --> 00:13:19,928
Oh, yeah, "B.J. and the
Bear." That show was so dumb.

286
00:13:19,961 --> 00:13:21,239
What kind of monkey
was that anyway?

287
00:13:21,263 --> 00:13:22,740
What was that... What
was that monkey...

288
00:13:22,764 --> 00:13:24,966
Wait... What the...
What the hell is this?

289
00:13:25,000 --> 00:13:26,501
Oh, God damn it!

290
00:13:26,535 --> 00:13:29,004
Mom, will you stop texting me, please?
I'm trying to relax!

291
00:13:29,037 --> 00:13:30,472
Look, we're all just trying

292
00:13:30,505 --> 00:13:31,840
to understand this condition,

293
00:13:31,873 --> 00:13:33,408
and it's like you're
not listening.

294
00:13:33,441 --> 00:13:34,519
We're doing everything we can

295
00:13:34,543 --> 00:13:36,244
to keep our anxiety
under control!

296
00:13:36,278 --> 00:13:37,855
Do you think I even wanna
be here right now!

297
00:13:37,879 --> 00:13:39,581
I am freaking out!

298
00:13:42,229 --> 00:13:43,593
Can we go now?

299
00:13:43,618 --> 00:13:45,767
Yeah, that's pretty cool.

300
00:13:48,486 --> 00:13:50,292
Hey! Hey! What's going on here?!

301
00:13:50,325 --> 00:13:51,860
Why aren't you people working?

302
00:13:51,893 --> 00:13:53,428
We can't keep buildin', sir.

303
00:13:53,461 --> 00:13:56,097
We got a bunch of protestors
who won't let us work.

304
00:13:56,131 --> 00:13:57,799
Protestors? Who?

305
00:13:57,833 --> 00:13:59,701
Ugh, just a bunch of PC Babies

306
00:13:59,734 --> 00:14:01,803
who think building
this thing is wrong.

307
00:14:04,206 --> 00:14:07,475
All right! All right! What
do you PC Babies want?

308
00:14:09,411 --> 00:14:11,346
I guess they're upset
because the new viaduct

309
00:14:11,379 --> 00:14:15,250
is being financed by a state
rather than county institution.

310
00:14:15,283 --> 00:14:19,275
Aw, come on, PC Babies!
Why does that matter?

311
00:14:19,621 --> 00:14:21,493
I guess the state
refused to finance

312
00:14:21,518 --> 00:14:24,292
a proposed program on
race-relation education,

313
00:14:24,326 --> 00:14:25,961
and they see it as hypocritical.

314
00:14:25,994 --> 00:14:27,162
God damn it!

315
00:14:27,195 --> 00:14:29,598
Not everyone cares about
race relation programs!

316
00:14:29,631 --> 00:14:32,100
Come on, PC Babies!
We got a job to do!

317
00:14:36,173 --> 00:14:38,508
All right, all right,
just calm down, lady!

318
00:14:38,644 --> 00:14:40,679
You want to file a
Missing-Persons report?

319
00:14:40,775 --> 00:14:43,478
No! No, we don't want to
file anything specific.

320
00:14:43,512 --> 00:14:46,348
We just need help
finding some PC Babies.

321
00:14:46,381 --> 00:14:47,749
PC Babies?

322
00:14:47,782 --> 00:14:49,622
They usually hang out at
liberal arts colleges.

323
00:14:49,651 --> 00:14:50,819
You could find some there.

324
00:14:50,852 --> 00:14:53,722
No, no, it's five
specific PC Babies.

325
00:14:53,755 --> 00:14:54,956
Tony, wasn't there a report

326
00:14:54,990 --> 00:14:57,092
of some PC Babies down
at the Mexican border?

327
00:14:57,125 --> 00:15:00,695
No, no, these PC Babies
wouldn't have gotten that far.

328
00:15:00,729 --> 00:15:03,398
They can barely walk.
I'm their mother.

329
00:15:03,431 --> 00:15:05,534
Okay, okay. Last name?

330
00:15:05,567 --> 00:15:06,468
Woman.

331
00:15:06,501 --> 00:15:07,536
First name?

332
00:15:08,025 --> 00:15:09,037
Strong...

333
00:15:09,070 --> 00:15:10,672
Okay. And you're the father?

334
00:15:10,705 --> 00:15:11,573
No!

335
00:15:11,606 --> 00:15:13,228
I am her superior at work!

336
00:15:13,253 --> 00:15:14,376
Don't be ridiculous!

337
00:15:14,409 --> 00:15:15,987
You think I took advantage
of my position?!

338
00:15:16,011 --> 00:15:17,655
- I'm not some two bit floozy...
- I'm not Harvey Weinstein,

339
00:15:17,679 --> 00:15:19,848
- who goes around sleeping with the boss!
- All right?!

340
00:15:19,881 --> 00:15:22,493
- I have nothing but respect for females
in my workplace... - I am a strong woman!

341
00:15:22,517 --> 00:15:26,988
- Those kids were born naturally by in-vitro fertilization!
- and I would never compromise that position!

342
00:15:29,524 --> 00:15:31,326
We'll, uh... see what we can do.

343
00:15:31,359 --> 00:15:34,362
In the meantime, you'll just
have to take a seat and wait.

344
00:15:56,378 --> 00:15:57,440
Go.

345
00:15:58,300 --> 00:15:59,440
Go!

346
00:16:00,479 --> 00:16:01,415
What do you want?

347
00:16:01,440 --> 00:16:03,298
Go down the slide or
get out of the way!

348
00:16:03,323 --> 00:16:05,051
You think I even want
to be here, Kyle?

349
00:16:05,076 --> 00:16:07,178
My therapist told me I
need to force myself

350
00:16:07,212 --> 00:16:09,581
to go out and do things
to overcome my anxiety.

351
00:16:09,614 --> 00:16:11,224
Can we move him, please?!

352
00:16:11,542 --> 00:16:12,717
Oh! Oh, I see!

353
00:16:12,751 --> 00:16:14,929
People with anxiety shouldn't
be allowed at water parks.

354
00:16:14,953 --> 00:16:15,954
Is that it, Kyle?

355
00:16:15,987 --> 00:16:17,862
Hey, everybody!
Just so you know!

356
00:16:17,887 --> 00:16:20,222
Kyle thinks people with anxiety
should just stay home!

357
00:16:20,325 --> 00:16:22,060
Yeah, I'm trying to
come out of my shell,

358
00:16:22,093 --> 00:16:25,182
but Dr. Kyle here is just worried
about his place in line.

359
00:16:28,180 --> 00:16:30,683
Get. Off. My. Towel.

360
00:16:30,708 --> 00:16:32,243
Get off my towel!

361
00:16:32,268 --> 00:16:33,603
God damn it!

362
00:16:33,628 --> 00:16:35,463
I seriously can't get
a minute of peace!

363
00:16:35,607 --> 00:16:37,151
Why is it that people who
don't have a Buddha box

364
00:16:37,175 --> 00:16:38,519
are always flipping Buddha
boxes off the heads

365
00:16:38,543 --> 00:16:39,678
of people with anxiety?

366
00:16:39,711 --> 00:16:42,932
I got news for you, Cartman!
Everyone has anxiety!

367
00:16:43,400 --> 00:16:44,754
Everyone gets nervous!

368
00:16:44,779 --> 00:16:46,480
Everyone is afraid
being around people!

369
00:16:46,505 --> 00:16:48,774
Everyone has feelings they'd
rather stay home alone.

370
00:16:48,799 --> 00:16:51,468
And you know what they do?
They get over it!

371
00:16:51,493 --> 00:16:53,862
And they stop being
a piece of shit.

372
00:16:55,198 --> 00:16:56,706
Everyone has anxiety?

373
00:16:56,731 --> 00:16:57,765
Yes.

374
00:16:58,456 --> 00:16:59,661
Oh, my God!

375
00:16:59,686 --> 00:17:00,841
I know what I have to do now!

376
00:17:00,865 --> 00:17:02,100
Y-You're right, Kyle!

377
00:17:02,133 --> 00:17:02,934
You're right!

378
00:17:02,968 --> 00:17:03,932
What?!

379
00:17:03,957 --> 00:17:05,448
No, no!

380
00:17:05,473 --> 00:17:07,075
What did I just do?

381
00:17:07,100 --> 00:17:09,436
Should have just let him
be on his phone, dude.

382
00:17:10,440 --> 00:17:12,210
You know what the
kids like today?

383
00:17:12,243 --> 00:17:14,010
They like music that matters!

384
00:17:14,035 --> 00:17:15,604
I think you guys
got what it takes

385
00:17:15,629 --> 00:17:17,063
to be the next big thing!

386
00:17:17,182 --> 00:17:19,250
The PC Babies!

387
00:17:21,453 --> 00:17:24,135
That's what I'm talkin' about!
That stuff is raw!

388
00:17:24,160 --> 00:17:25,962
Everyone loves you, PC Babies!

389
00:17:25,987 --> 00:17:28,581
We're gonna make you famous!

390
00:17:31,543 --> 00:17:34,212
All right, PC Babies,
let's hear what you got.

391
00:17:45,029 --> 00:17:48,666
All right, South Park, and now here's
that special treat we told you about.

392
00:17:48,691 --> 00:17:51,226
Live with us in the studio
is a hot new band...

393
00:17:51,251 --> 00:17:52,584
The PC Babies.

394
00:17:52,617 --> 00:17:54,152
They're gonna perform
their new song,

395
00:17:54,185 --> 00:17:56,846
which is about the injustice
of white people in dreadlocks.

396
00:17:56,871 --> 00:17:58,635
It's called "Waaaaghgh."

397
00:18:05,998 --> 00:18:07,333
Riley?

398
00:18:07,632 --> 00:18:09,267
Th-That's Bailey!

399
00:18:09,301 --> 00:18:12,635
It's the PC Babies... guess
they're all the rage now.

400
00:18:13,171 --> 00:18:14,439
Come on!

401
00:18:18,243 --> 00:18:19,944
To quiet one's mind...

402
00:18:19,969 --> 00:18:22,328
one must have a
dialogue with oneself.

403
00:18:22,444 --> 00:18:23,922
I have found enlightenment,

404
00:18:23,948 --> 00:18:25,851
but there are so many
others who suffer...

405
00:18:26,082 --> 00:18:28,084
It's very important
to take the time

406
00:18:28,109 --> 00:18:29,711
to shut out the outside word.

407
00:18:29,736 --> 00:18:33,207
In the Hindu religion,
there's a saying, "namaste."

408
00:18:33,232 --> 00:18:36,235
It means, "[Bleep] you.
I have anxiety."

409
00:18:36,394 --> 00:18:38,555
At first, I thought it
was only a few of us.

410
00:18:38,580 --> 00:18:40,916
But then something was
said to me by Kyle.

411
00:18:40,941 --> 00:18:44,984
He said "Eric, my friend,
everyone has anxiety."

412
00:18:45,311 --> 00:18:46,846
I know what you're thinking.

413
00:18:46,871 --> 00:18:47,973
[Bleep] Kyle.

414
00:18:48,006 --> 00:18:49,417
And normally, I would
agree with you.

415
00:18:49,441 --> 00:18:51,276
But hear his words.

416
00:18:51,309 --> 00:18:53,445
Everyone has anxiety.

417
00:18:53,478 --> 00:18:55,914
We must recognize this
disease as an epidemic.

418
00:18:55,947 --> 00:18:58,650
Yes, [bleep] Kyle, but,
Mayor, we have to raise money

419
00:18:58,683 --> 00:19:02,148
to get everyone who has anxiety
the tools they need to cope.

420
00:19:02,891 --> 00:19:05,190
And how do you think
we get that money?

421
00:19:05,223 --> 00:19:07,392
How do you suggest we do this?

422
00:19:08,249 --> 00:19:09,476
Namaste.

423
00:19:10,523 --> 00:19:11,925
Na-ma-ste.

424
00:19:12,914 --> 00:19:14,633
[Bleep] you, too.

425
00:19:17,836 --> 00:19:20,005
That was far out, PC Babies!

426
00:19:20,038 --> 00:19:21,711
You really rocked the airwaves!

427
00:19:21,736 --> 00:19:23,872
Now come on. We got a
photo shoot at 5:00!

428
00:19:24,291 --> 00:19:25,367
Kids!

429
00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:29,902
You're okay! Thank God!

430
00:19:30,038 --> 00:19:31,506
Who the hell are you?

431
00:19:31,531 --> 00:19:33,985
I'm their... vice principal.

432
00:19:34,019 --> 00:19:35,620
Yes, and I-I'm their principal.

433
00:19:35,654 --> 00:19:37,255
We need to get these
kids back to school.

434
00:19:37,288 --> 00:19:40,191
You can't do that! These
are the PC Babies!

435
00:19:40,216 --> 00:19:41,851
Don't you know how big they are?

436
00:19:41,876 --> 00:19:44,037
In just one day, they
protested a bar,

437
00:19:44,062 --> 00:19:46,464
stopped construction of
a problematic viaduct,

438
00:19:46,498 --> 00:19:49,383
and wrote a hit single about
cultural appropriation.

439
00:19:50,320 --> 00:19:51,503
They...

440
00:19:51,536 --> 00:19:53,219
did all that?

441
00:19:53,875 --> 00:19:55,344
Oh, my God.

442
00:19:55,851 --> 00:19:57,789
They had their first protests...

443
00:19:57,814 --> 00:19:59,016
and we missed it.

444
00:19:59,226 --> 00:20:02,344
We missed everything because...
we were on our phones.

445
00:20:03,039 --> 00:20:04,825
I've always used the
phone as a way to deal

446
00:20:04,849 --> 00:20:05,893
with the stress of having babies

447
00:20:05,917 --> 00:20:07,285
nobody could know
the truth about,

448
00:20:07,319 --> 00:20:09,821
but it's only made it worse.

449
00:20:09,854 --> 00:20:12,057
You know what we
have to do, right?

450
00:20:12,090 --> 00:20:14,592
Yeah... I think so.

451
00:20:17,062 --> 00:20:18,673
PC Principal: All right,
everyone, listen up.

452
00:20:18,697 --> 00:20:21,266
The vice principal and I have
been discussing student health.

453
00:20:21,299 --> 00:20:23,868
And it's our firm belief
that what they need,

454
00:20:23,902 --> 00:20:27,439
and what we all need, is
less time on our phones.

455
00:20:29,441 --> 00:20:31,676
Yes, yes I know it's
an unpopular idea,

456
00:20:31,710 --> 00:20:33,812
but just hear me out, please.

457
00:20:34,294 --> 00:20:36,530
Our phones are the
cause of stress,

458
00:20:36,555 --> 00:20:37,957
not the relief from it.

459
00:20:38,023 --> 00:20:40,919
We are banning phones and
Buddha Boxes from school,

460
00:20:40,952 --> 00:20:42,153
and we suggest you all

461
00:20:42,187 --> 00:20:45,008
strictly limit their
use at home, as well.

462
00:20:48,459 --> 00:20:50,937
I don't think anyone's
listening to you.

463
00:20:52,216 --> 00:20:53,417
Yeah.

464
00:20:53,442 --> 00:20:54,844
Nobody's listening.

465
00:20:56,855 --> 00:20:58,590
And nobody's watching.

466
00:20:58,615 --> 00:21:02,305
I guess we could wait and
ban the boxes tomorrow?

467
00:21:02,629 --> 00:21:09,102
? You keep brushing that
hair back out of your eyes?

468
00:21:09,276 --> 00:21:15,616
? And it just keeps
falling and so do I?

469
00:21:15,641 --> 00:21:20,922
? I am feeling like the
luckiest man alive?

470
00:21:22,240 --> 00:21:26,311
? Today

471
00:21:26,336 --> 00:21:32,275
? And I don't know
about tomorrow?

472
00:21:32,300 --> 00:21:39,073
? Right now, the whole
world feels right?

473
00:21:39,098 --> 00:21:45,438
? And the memory of a day like

474
00:21:45,463 --> 00:21:49,534
? Can get you through
the rest of your?

475
00:21:49,664 --> 00:21:51,098
? Life

476
00:21:51,122 --> 00:21:55,134
credits