1 00:00:00,001 --> 00:00:01,508 Previously on "Legends of Tomorrow"... 2 00:00:01,510 --> 00:00:02,796 That's my dad. This must be one 3 00:00:02,799 --> 00:00:04,047 of his secret government projects 4 00:00:04,049 --> 00:00:05,782 - he could never tell me about. - Yeah, my whole life, 5 00:00:05,784 --> 00:00:08,210 I always believed my power was evil. 6 00:00:08,213 --> 00:00:09,507 Nora Darhk, hands up! 7 00:00:09,510 --> 00:00:11,143 It's time for me to pay for my past. 8 00:00:11,146 --> 00:00:12,713 I just believe she can be a better person. 9 00:00:12,715 --> 00:00:15,007 - Amaya. - It just looks like her. 10 00:00:15,010 --> 00:00:16,273 She's a shape-shifter. 11 00:00:16,276 --> 00:00:17,982 She's still adjusting to her knew home. 12 00:00:17,985 --> 00:00:19,479 I'm gonna green-light additional funding 13 00:00:19,481 --> 00:00:21,834 to fast-track the completion of your containment facility. 14 00:00:21,837 --> 00:00:23,632 Is that a Kaupe? 15 00:00:23,635 --> 00:00:25,786 I can't believe you guys have magical creatures here. 16 00:00:25,789 --> 00:00:28,062 This is, like, the coolest place ever. 17 00:00:34,893 --> 00:00:36,559 Hey, Ava, hope I'm not too early. 18 00:00:36,562 --> 00:00:37,750 It's Director Sharpe. 19 00:00:37,752 --> 00:00:39,449 And you're not early, Mona. You're late. 20 00:00:39,452 --> 00:00:42,145 Oh, no, are you firing me? Why does this always happen? 21 00:00:42,148 --> 00:00:43,822 I'm not firing you, Mona. 22 00:00:43,824 --> 00:00:47,192 Awesome, because I cannot wait to decorate my cubicle. 23 00:00:47,194 --> 00:00:48,927 There's Rose from "Golden Girls." 24 00:00:48,929 --> 00:00:50,996 She's, like, the OG of girl power. 25 00:00:50,998 --> 00:00:52,398 - Am I right? - No. 26 00:00:52,401 --> 00:00:54,033 Take that off and anything else that's metal. 27 00:00:54,035 --> 00:00:55,040 Leave the toys with these guys. 28 00:00:55,042 --> 00:00:56,015 You do not want to bring anything 29 00:00:56,017 --> 00:00:57,417 into the containment unit that can be used 30 00:00:57,419 --> 00:00:59,303 as a weapon against you. 31 00:00:59,306 --> 00:01:02,307 But Rose couldn't hurt a fly. 32 00:01:05,613 --> 00:01:08,514 Your job is to feed our various magical detainees. 33 00:01:08,516 --> 00:01:09,982 Keeping these creatures secure 34 00:01:09,984 --> 00:01:12,785 is the Bureau's newest and highest priority. 35 00:01:15,022 --> 00:01:17,342 Aloha, Kaupe. 36 00:01:17,345 --> 00:01:18,657 Good to see you. 37 00:01:24,198 --> 00:01:25,764 Each cell is encoded 38 00:01:25,766 --> 00:01:27,655 with the captive's genetic signature, 39 00:01:27,658 --> 00:01:29,334 allowing you to pass them provisions 40 00:01:29,336 --> 00:01:32,571 all while keeping you safe from the monsters. 41 00:01:32,573 --> 00:01:35,674 Well, this place definitely needs decorating. 42 00:01:35,676 --> 00:01:38,377 Now, for the Kaupe, we're gonna need a palm tree, 43 00:01:38,379 --> 00:01:41,046 - some volcanic rock... - This is a prison, Mona, 44 00:01:41,048 --> 00:01:42,319 not a home. 45 00:01:42,322 --> 00:01:44,449 Let's go. 46 00:01:46,020 --> 00:01:50,155 And they are our prisoners, not our friends. 47 00:01:50,157 --> 00:01:53,592 Which is especially true of our most recent acquisition. 48 00:01:59,925 --> 00:02:01,389 Nora Dark. 49 00:02:01,392 --> 00:02:04,202 Of all the creatures here, she's the most despicable. 50 00:02:04,205 --> 00:02:06,905 Hi, I'm Mona. 51 00:02:06,907 --> 00:02:08,474 I'm your magical caretaker. 52 00:02:08,476 --> 00:02:11,710 So if you have any dietary restrictions 53 00:02:11,712 --> 00:02:15,347 or special requests, be sure to let me know. 54 00:02:15,349 --> 00:02:17,416 Um... 55 00:02:17,418 --> 00:02:19,084 you should have this. 56 00:02:19,086 --> 00:02:22,154 It just came out. It's called "Uncaged Desire." 57 00:02:28,529 --> 00:02:32,331 Actually, there is something you can get me, Mona. 58 00:02:32,333 --> 00:02:36,068 Anything, just... You name it. 59 00:02:36,070 --> 00:02:40,239 Some peace... and quiet. 60 00:02:40,241 --> 00:02:41,507 Hmm? 61 00:02:47,414 --> 00:02:50,949 I think you just learned a very valuable lesson, Mona. 62 00:02:52,485 --> 00:02:55,419 Don't fraternize with the prisoners. 63 00:03:02,897 --> 00:03:05,697 I told you, no interrup... 64 00:03:10,070 --> 00:03:11,703 Well, you're not Gary. 65 00:03:12,640 --> 00:03:14,239 Perceptive. 66 00:03:14,241 --> 00:03:16,949 And those are not work shoes. 67 00:03:16,952 --> 00:03:18,577 What are you doing here? 68 00:03:18,579 --> 00:03:21,780 Don't play coy with me. 69 00:03:24,819 --> 00:03:27,820 Happy birthday, Director Sharpe. 70 00:03:27,822 --> 00:03:30,222 Oh, sweet God. Um... 71 00:03:30,224 --> 00:03:31,490 wow. 72 00:03:31,492 --> 00:03:32,958 You know that I don't normally like 73 00:03:32,960 --> 00:03:34,459 to celebrate my birthday, but... 74 00:03:34,461 --> 00:03:37,960 Well, I am here to fix that, so close your eyes. 75 00:03:37,963 --> 00:03:39,194 What? 76 00:03:40,701 --> 00:03:44,069 - I said close your eyes. - Okay. Okay. 77 00:03:47,808 --> 00:03:51,743 Are you ready for your birthday present? 78 00:03:51,745 --> 00:03:53,512 Yes. 79 00:03:53,514 --> 00:03:55,386 Are we really doing this? 80 00:03:55,389 --> 00:03:56,455 Oh! 81 00:03:56,458 --> 00:03:58,053 Director Sharpe, we need to talk. 82 00:03:58,056 --> 00:03:59,108 Of course, sir. 83 00:03:59,111 --> 00:04:01,086 I-I was just, uh, meditating. 84 00:04:01,088 --> 00:04:03,355 There's this great app that... 85 00:04:03,357 --> 00:04:04,823 Meditate on this. 86 00:04:04,825 --> 00:04:07,125 - Oh, my God. - Exactly. 87 00:04:07,127 --> 00:04:10,996 These are expenses generated by the crew of the Waverider, 88 00:04:10,998 --> 00:04:13,198 the tip of the Time Bureau spear... 89 00:04:13,200 --> 00:04:15,901 - Mm-hmm. - Your Legends. 90 00:04:16,604 --> 00:04:18,604 You said they were worth the additional funding. 91 00:04:18,606 --> 00:04:22,307 Let me refer you to some of my favorite line items. 92 00:04:22,309 --> 00:04:25,177 $135 million for a new Timecore. 93 00:04:25,179 --> 00:04:26,578 What was wrong with the old one? 94 00:04:26,580 --> 00:04:28,747 Oh, well, um, Rip blew it up 95 00:04:28,749 --> 00:04:31,147 when he sacrificed his life to save the world. 96 00:04:31,150 --> 00:04:32,484 Sacrifice is right. 97 00:04:32,486 --> 00:04:35,754 $1.7 million for historical costumes. 98 00:04:35,756 --> 00:04:39,424 Mm-hmm. Well, admittedly, their costumes are flamboyant. 99 00:04:39,426 --> 00:04:42,394 A line item for, and I quote, 100 00:04:42,396 --> 00:04:45,130 "assorted condiments." Assorted? 101 00:04:45,132 --> 00:04:47,421 No one ever accused the Legends of starving, sir. 102 00:04:47,424 --> 00:04:48,790 If I didn't know any better, 103 00:04:48,793 --> 00:04:50,868 I'd say you were in bed with the Legends. 104 00:04:50,871 --> 00:04:52,471 Either that, or this Captain Sara Lance 105 00:04:52,473 --> 00:04:54,039 is simply screwing you. 106 00:04:54,041 --> 00:04:57,276 - What? Screwing me... - Sara Lance? 107 00:04:58,512 --> 00:05:00,445 Sir, that is... That is crazy. 108 00:05:00,447 --> 00:05:03,148 Which is exactly what the Pentagon is going to call me 109 00:05:03,150 --> 00:05:06,051 unless we find a way to justify these numbers. 110 00:05:06,053 --> 00:05:07,953 Got it, sir. 111 00:05:10,783 --> 00:05:12,383 Whew! 112 00:05:12,386 --> 00:05:14,058 I... look, 113 00:05:14,061 --> 00:05:16,061 I know that your team is worth the money, 114 00:05:16,063 --> 00:05:18,130 - but I... - I will talk to the team, 115 00:05:18,132 --> 00:05:19,865 see if we can tighten our belts. 116 00:05:19,867 --> 00:05:21,100 Thank you. 117 00:05:21,103 --> 00:05:23,272 I increase their budget 118 00:05:23,275 --> 00:05:25,737 so they can build magical containment cells 119 00:05:25,739 --> 00:05:27,339 to start capturing these creatures. 120 00:05:27,341 --> 00:05:30,409 Meanwhile, they're running a nine-figure deficit 121 00:05:30,411 --> 00:05:31,421 on a timeship. 122 00:05:31,424 --> 00:05:32,890 Okay, take a deep breath, Hank. 123 00:05:32,893 --> 00:05:34,366 If you knew what the Legends did, 124 00:05:34,369 --> 00:05:36,722 you'd realize they're... they're worth every single penny. 125 00:05:36,725 --> 00:05:38,750 Now, how about this? I'll set up a ride-along. 126 00:05:38,752 --> 00:05:41,987 You can meet the gang and see where I used to live. 127 00:05:41,989 --> 00:05:43,655 I can see where my money's going. 128 00:05:43,657 --> 00:05:45,324 - Sure. - You're right. 129 00:05:45,326 --> 00:05:46,925 Why don't we go now? 130 00:05:46,927 --> 00:05:48,527 Now? 131 00:05:48,529 --> 00:05:50,395 You know, um, we should probably give 'em a chance, 132 00:05:50,397 --> 00:05:51,530 you know, to clean up. 133 00:05:51,532 --> 00:05:52,831 We can't warn them we're coming. 134 00:05:52,833 --> 00:05:55,233 That would defeat the purpose. 135 00:05:55,235 --> 00:05:56,635 Okay, um... 136 00:05:56,637 --> 00:05:58,036 I mean, I got to hail the Waverider, 137 00:05:58,038 --> 00:05:59,338 and that's gonna take forever. 138 00:05:59,340 --> 00:06:01,440 Nathaniel, as your boss, 139 00:06:01,442 --> 00:06:03,809 I demand you take me to the Waverider. 140 00:06:03,811 --> 00:06:05,177 Gonna play the boss card again? 141 00:06:05,179 --> 00:06:09,581 Okay, then, sir... Captain Heywood. 142 00:06:09,583 --> 00:06:12,684 Let's go see what the Legends are up to. 143 00:06:12,686 --> 00:06:17,622 - Synced and corrected by VitoSilans - -- www.Addic7ed.com -- 144 00:06:17,624 --> 00:06:19,291 I can deal with Hank, and we still have 145 00:06:19,293 --> 00:06:21,860 plenty of time to get things on the ship back in order. 146 00:06:21,862 --> 00:06:23,261 What are they... 147 00:06:23,263 --> 00:06:26,198 - I should probably... - Go! Go. Go. 148 00:06:26,200 --> 00:06:27,766 Delivery for Sara... 149 00:06:29,837 --> 00:06:31,069 Damn it. 150 00:06:31,071 --> 00:06:32,804 Sorry. 151 00:06:32,806 --> 00:06:35,741 Wait, don't forget your, um... 152 00:06:36,877 --> 00:06:38,443 Birthday cake. 153 00:06:38,445 --> 00:06:40,712 Red alert, Nate is on the ship, 154 00:06:40,714 --> 00:06:42,581 and he brought his dad for what's got to be 155 00:06:42,583 --> 00:06:44,316 a surprise inspection. 156 00:06:44,318 --> 00:06:47,352 We are so not ready for guests. 157 00:06:47,354 --> 00:06:48,887 Nate's here? 158 00:06:48,889 --> 00:06:51,423 I could really use a hug and get his advice on Nora. 159 00:06:51,425 --> 00:06:53,525 Did you forget who else is on the ship? 160 00:06:53,527 --> 00:06:55,627 Charlie. You can't let him see her 161 00:06:55,629 --> 00:06:57,329 until we have time to explain why there's 162 00:06:57,331 --> 00:06:58,897 an Amaya look-alike on board. 163 00:06:58,899 --> 00:07:00,465 - Right. - Last time I saw her, 164 00:07:00,467 --> 00:07:01,867 she was in the lab. 165 00:07:04,071 --> 00:07:06,238 Everyone, keep Nate away from the lab. 166 00:07:06,240 --> 00:07:07,639 I'm on my way. 167 00:07:07,641 --> 00:07:09,708 Any tour of the ship should start here. 168 00:07:09,710 --> 00:07:11,710 This is where the Legends have team meetings 169 00:07:11,712 --> 00:07:15,147 and hold lively symposiums of ideas and solutions, 170 00:07:15,149 --> 00:07:17,215 all led by Captain Sara Lance. 171 00:07:17,217 --> 00:07:19,785 And where is this Captain Lance? 172 00:07:19,787 --> 00:07:21,720 Um... 173 00:07:21,722 --> 00:07:23,436 um, it is a little quiet, 174 00:07:23,439 --> 00:07:25,357 but I assure you Captain Lance is securing 175 00:07:25,359 --> 00:07:27,626 the Legends' next daring mission. 176 00:07:27,628 --> 00:07:30,629 Next up, the parlour, which we spell with a U 177 00:07:30,631 --> 00:07:33,231 because our first captain was British. 178 00:07:33,233 --> 00:07:35,033 So why does a ship 179 00:07:35,035 --> 00:07:37,235 formerly manned by a single person 180 00:07:37,237 --> 00:07:38,272 now need... 181 00:07:38,275 --> 00:07:39,638 Need a crew of six? 182 00:07:39,640 --> 00:07:41,139 - I can explain. - Hey, Ray. 183 00:07:41,141 --> 00:07:42,441 - Hi. - Hi. 184 00:07:42,443 --> 00:07:44,176 Uh, he means five. You mean five. 185 00:07:44,178 --> 00:07:45,174 I mean five. I mean five. 186 00:07:45,176 --> 00:07:46,754 I must have been thinking about Gideon 187 00:07:46,757 --> 00:07:48,046 as a real person. 188 00:07:48,048 --> 00:07:50,905 Are you trying to hurt my feelings, Dr. Palmer? 189 00:07:50,908 --> 00:07:54,280 Oh, wow, Gideon. Hubba, hubba. 190 00:07:54,283 --> 00:07:55,725 Love the new look. 191 00:07:55,728 --> 00:07:58,913 Ms. Tomaz gave me, in her words, a face-lift. 192 00:07:58,916 --> 00:08:00,859 This is a talking computer? 193 00:08:00,861 --> 00:08:03,462 Actually, I'm a quantum-enhanced A.I. program, 194 00:08:03,464 --> 00:08:05,864 capable of operating completely autonomously. 195 00:08:05,866 --> 00:08:07,199 So what you're saying is, 196 00:08:07,201 --> 00:08:09,167 you don't need any people on the ship. 197 00:08:09,169 --> 00:08:11,503 Oh, no, no, no, no, we do. 198 00:08:11,505 --> 00:08:14,035 Ray, why don't you show Hank what you do in the... 199 00:08:14,038 --> 00:08:15,674 Not the Lab. 200 00:08:15,676 --> 00:08:16,875 Hello, sir. 201 00:08:16,877 --> 00:08:19,113 Um, you should take him to the library. 202 00:08:19,116 --> 00:08:22,380 It's very impressive, and there are... books. 203 00:08:22,382 --> 00:08:24,449 - And bookshelves. - Bookshelves. 204 00:08:24,451 --> 00:08:27,252 See, Hank, it takes a village. 205 00:08:27,254 --> 00:08:28,487 Follow me. 206 00:08:30,991 --> 00:08:35,293 - God. - It was a good save. 207 00:08:35,295 --> 00:08:37,062 Now, the library is my domain. 208 00:08:37,064 --> 00:08:40,265 I've assembled quite a collection of... 209 00:08:47,141 --> 00:08:50,139 Nate, it's good to see you, mate. 210 00:08:50,142 --> 00:08:52,082 You haven't seen the laboratory yet, have you? 211 00:08:52,085 --> 00:08:53,345 No, why? 212 00:08:53,347 --> 00:08:55,480 Because you should always save the best for last. 213 00:08:55,482 --> 00:08:56,815 Yeah, you should really 214 00:08:56,817 --> 00:08:58,683 put some clothes on when we have guests. 215 00:08:58,685 --> 00:09:02,521 So this is your domain. 216 00:09:02,523 --> 00:09:04,489 Why don't we move on, huh? 217 00:09:09,997 --> 00:09:12,264 Mr. Heywood, welcome aboard. 218 00:09:12,266 --> 00:09:14,332 I see you've already had the complete tour. 219 00:09:14,334 --> 00:09:17,561 He hasn't seen the lab yet. 220 00:09:17,564 --> 00:09:18,730 That's a great idea. 221 00:09:18,733 --> 00:09:20,796 Wait till you see this. 222 00:09:22,121 --> 00:09:23,350 Hey, so maybe your dad 223 00:09:23,353 --> 00:09:24,652 would like to see the galley. 224 00:09:24,655 --> 00:09:26,510 Or the cargo bay with all the crates. 225 00:09:26,513 --> 00:09:29,848 Or... or the bathroom. It's a marvel of efficiency. 226 00:09:29,850 --> 00:09:32,217 Look, you guys need to pull it together, okay? 227 00:09:32,219 --> 00:09:34,152 Look, I know my dad sprung this on us, 228 00:09:34,154 --> 00:09:37,622 but we have dealt with crazier things... 229 00:09:41,595 --> 00:09:42,983 Amaya? 230 00:09:42,986 --> 00:09:45,654 So this is the ex-girlfriend you can't shut up about? 231 00:09:45,657 --> 00:09:47,024 Look, I'm sorry. I should have told you... 232 00:09:47,026 --> 00:09:48,292 She came back. 233 00:09:48,295 --> 00:09:49,968 I knew she'd come back. 234 00:09:49,970 --> 00:09:52,103 No, you don't understand. It's not... 235 00:09:59,947 --> 00:10:01,311 You look beautiful. 236 00:10:01,314 --> 00:10:03,415 Get your stinking mitts off of me, you knob. 237 00:10:03,417 --> 00:10:05,784 Whoa. 238 00:10:06,653 --> 00:10:08,486 We should just... We're gonna... 239 00:10:08,488 --> 00:10:10,922 Yeah, just go. Go. 240 00:10:10,924 --> 00:10:12,958 You've changed. 241 00:10:14,255 --> 00:10:15,467 What the hell's going on? 242 00:10:15,478 --> 00:10:16,469 And what's with that accent? 243 00:10:16,471 --> 00:10:18,115 I mean, I dig it, but what's going on? 244 00:10:18,118 --> 00:10:20,677 Well, I'm not your disco-loving ex, mate. 245 00:10:20,680 --> 00:10:23,581 Meet the newest member of our team, 246 00:10:23,583 --> 00:10:24,782 Charlie. 247 00:10:24,784 --> 00:10:27,452 Charlie here is a shape-shifter. 248 00:10:27,454 --> 00:10:29,354 Except she can no longer shape-shift. 249 00:10:29,356 --> 00:10:31,122 It's actually a pretty crazy story. 250 00:10:31,124 --> 00:10:32,790 Let me guess: she turned into Amaya 251 00:10:32,792 --> 00:10:34,392 and conned you into not sending her to hell 252 00:10:34,394 --> 00:10:35,460 and Constantine put a spell on her 253 00:10:35,462 --> 00:10:36,694 and now she's stuck like this? 254 00:10:36,696 --> 00:10:37,895 That is... 255 00:10:37,897 --> 00:10:40,014 - weirdly accurate, yeah. - Yeah. 256 00:10:40,017 --> 00:10:41,699 I guess it's not such a crazy story. 257 00:10:41,701 --> 00:10:42,842 It's insane, Ray! 258 00:10:42,845 --> 00:10:45,002 I told my dad you guys were good at your jobs, 259 00:10:45,005 --> 00:10:47,171 and now you're adopting some magical creature 260 00:10:47,173 --> 00:10:48,573 who's pretending to be Amaya? 261 00:10:48,575 --> 00:10:50,375 Hey, I'm not pretending to be anyone. 262 00:10:50,377 --> 00:10:51,725 That said, 263 00:10:51,728 --> 00:10:53,945 Hank's already looking for ways to slash our funding, 264 00:10:53,947 --> 00:10:55,880 so maybe it's not the worst idea 265 00:10:55,882 --> 00:10:57,715 to fake it for one mission. 266 00:10:57,717 --> 00:11:00,418 You want me to pretend to be this wanker's ex? 267 00:11:00,420 --> 00:11:01,490 What... 268 00:11:01,493 --> 00:11:03,436 Sounds like classic Legends hijinks to me. 269 00:11:03,439 --> 00:11:06,289 We can't let Hank know that we're harboring a fugitive. 270 00:11:06,292 --> 00:11:07,892 We just need to show him one mission, 271 00:11:07,894 --> 00:11:12,630 send him on his way before anything can go wrong. 272 00:11:12,632 --> 00:11:14,632 Okay, then maybe it wasn't the best idea 273 00:11:14,634 --> 00:11:16,968 to leave him with those three. 274 00:11:16,970 --> 00:11:18,703 - We should go. - Yeah. 275 00:11:18,705 --> 00:11:20,872 All right, team, showtime. 276 00:11:26,913 --> 00:11:31,249 - Drinking at work. - Who said anything about work? 277 00:11:31,251 --> 00:11:34,819 Hey, Legends, you hear that? 278 00:11:34,821 --> 00:11:36,454 We got a hit on the magic-o-meter. 279 00:11:36,456 --> 00:11:38,856 Oh, where in history are we gonna end up next? 280 00:11:38,858 --> 00:11:41,492 Where will it be? The Wild West, 281 00:11:41,494 --> 00:11:44,962 medieval China, or... 282 00:11:44,964 --> 00:11:47,331 Paris in the Roaring Twenties? 283 00:11:47,333 --> 00:11:49,767 - Ooh, la, la. - Gideon, plot a course. 284 00:11:49,769 --> 00:11:51,076 Yes, Captain, right away. 285 00:11:51,079 --> 00:11:53,970 So explain to me how this magic-o-meter of yours works. 286 00:11:53,973 --> 00:11:55,173 Oh, well... 287 00:11:55,175 --> 00:11:56,908 Thingy goes beep, and we kick ass. 288 00:11:56,910 --> 00:12:00,170 Meaning we investigate each time period. 289 00:12:00,173 --> 00:12:02,580 - We find the creature. - We bring it to the Bureau. 290 00:12:02,582 --> 00:12:05,116 And hopefully learn some life lessons along the way. 291 00:12:05,118 --> 00:12:07,428 And it takes six of you to do that? 292 00:12:07,431 --> 00:12:10,088 - Seven if you count Amaya. - Eight if you count me. 293 00:12:10,090 --> 00:12:12,123 Sounds a little inefficient. 294 00:12:12,125 --> 00:12:17,662 Which is why we separate into two very important teams. 295 00:12:17,664 --> 00:12:20,465 Zee, John, Ray, and Amaya 296 00:12:20,467 --> 00:12:21,833 will stay on the ship to quarterback 297 00:12:21,835 --> 00:12:23,901 while the rest of us go in search 298 00:12:23,903 --> 00:12:27,672 of whatever is wreaking havoc on gay Paree. 299 00:12:27,674 --> 00:12:30,608 I thought that was, uh, inpolitically correct. 300 00:12:30,610 --> 00:12:32,510 Politically incorrect. 301 00:12:32,512 --> 00:12:34,846 Hey, it's our first mission together. 302 00:12:34,848 --> 00:12:36,656 Don't worry, if anything goes wrong in the field, 303 00:12:36,658 --> 00:12:38,416 I got you covered. 304 00:12:38,418 --> 00:12:39,684 Yeah, but... 305 00:12:39,686 --> 00:12:42,453 I didn't get coldcocked by a girl. 306 00:12:42,455 --> 00:12:46,758 Have you ever been hit by a girl, Hank? 307 00:12:46,760 --> 00:12:48,392 No, ma'am. 308 00:12:48,394 --> 00:12:49,794 Hmm. 309 00:12:49,796 --> 00:12:51,295 We should head out. 310 00:13:03,343 --> 00:13:07,745 Cafe du Dome, 1927, home to the Lost Generation. 311 00:13:07,747 --> 00:13:10,348 Writers, artists, ex-pats, they all... 312 00:13:10,350 --> 00:13:12,016 All right, so where's this monster? 313 00:13:12,018 --> 00:13:14,619 Yeah, who needs historical context and wonderment? 314 00:13:14,621 --> 00:13:16,187 I need a drink. 315 00:13:16,189 --> 00:13:19,023 What he means is, we need to blend in with the locals. 316 00:13:19,025 --> 00:13:20,725 This is a recon mission. 317 00:13:20,727 --> 00:13:22,593 I believe... 318 00:13:22,595 --> 00:13:24,428 Oh, my God. It's him. 319 00:13:24,430 --> 00:13:26,097 Salvador Dalí. 320 00:13:26,099 --> 00:13:27,724 What, the creep with the weird mustache? 321 00:13:27,727 --> 00:13:28,866 Don't point. 322 00:13:28,868 --> 00:13:30,344 He's the father of surrealism. 323 00:13:30,347 --> 00:13:31,735 This is your plan? 324 00:13:31,738 --> 00:13:33,004 To catch this creature, 325 00:13:33,006 --> 00:13:35,740 you ask a bunch of artsy-fartsy fools... 326 00:13:36,910 --> 00:13:39,110 Oh, my God. It's him. 327 00:13:40,947 --> 00:13:42,146 It's Papa. 328 00:13:42,148 --> 00:13:44,248 Papa? What, your grandfather's here? 329 00:13:44,250 --> 00:13:46,350 - No. - Thought he blew up in space. 330 00:13:46,352 --> 00:13:47,685 You are so insensitive. 331 00:13:47,687 --> 00:13:50,421 Not that Papa. Ernest Hemingway. 332 00:13:50,423 --> 00:13:52,156 He's, like, my dad's spirit animal. 333 00:13:52,158 --> 00:13:54,292 I say if we want to get things done, 334 00:13:54,294 --> 00:13:56,928 we ask the original man of action. 335 00:13:56,930 --> 00:14:00,798 Your dad is totally geeking out right now. 336 00:14:00,800 --> 00:14:02,200 Mm-hmm, my entire life, 337 00:14:02,202 --> 00:14:04,569 my father would go on and on about Hemingway 338 00:14:04,571 --> 00:14:06,604 and how that was his idea of a real man. 339 00:14:06,606 --> 00:14:08,406 And that is when I was attacked 340 00:14:08,408 --> 00:14:12,076 by the monstrous man of the Catacombs. 341 00:14:12,078 --> 00:14:15,179 Well, it's time to talk to some artsy-fartsy fools. 342 00:14:16,449 --> 00:14:17,915 Pardon moi. 343 00:14:17,917 --> 00:14:20,418 Uh, you said you saw a monstrous man. 344 00:14:20,420 --> 00:14:22,186 - Can you explain? - Of course. 345 00:14:22,188 --> 00:14:26,657 Um, there was a logarithmic curve to his form, 346 00:14:26,659 --> 00:14:29,731 the drama of his movement expressing 347 00:14:29,734 --> 00:14:32,797 deep personal cosmogony. 348 00:14:35,702 --> 00:14:37,468 Can you draw me a picture? 349 00:14:37,470 --> 00:14:41,072 Okay, let's try one more time. 350 00:14:41,074 --> 00:14:43,903 My name is Amaya Jiwe 351 00:14:43,906 --> 00:14:47,178 of the, uh... The Justice Society of... 352 00:14:47,180 --> 00:14:48,980 complete and utter bloody rubbish, wouldn't it? 353 00:14:48,982 --> 00:14:50,548 Yep, it sucks. 354 00:14:50,550 --> 00:14:51,849 Now, just remember, the yanks, 355 00:14:51,851 --> 00:14:54,007 they don't say "rubbish." They'd say... 356 00:14:54,010 --> 00:14:55,696 "That was absolute garbage. 357 00:14:55,698 --> 00:14:59,589 I'm American, soccer, yardsticks, ranch dressing, 358 00:14:59,592 --> 00:15:01,259 weasel." 359 00:15:01,261 --> 00:15:03,570 You know what? I quit. Yeah. 360 00:15:03,573 --> 00:15:04,965 I'd rather get some fresh air 361 00:15:04,968 --> 00:15:06,828 than pretend to be this twee old nag. 362 00:15:06,831 --> 00:15:08,695 You can't quit. She can't quit. 363 00:15:08,698 --> 00:15:10,609 Sara needs us to quarterback the mission. 364 00:15:10,612 --> 00:15:13,140 You don't really think that's why she left us here, do you? 365 00:15:13,143 --> 00:15:14,639 She just doesn't want us making a scene 366 00:15:14,641 --> 00:15:16,073 in front of Nate's dad. 367 00:15:16,075 --> 00:15:18,910 "Efficiency" is the new watchword, gents, 368 00:15:18,912 --> 00:15:20,978 and while Hank is around, the three of us... 369 00:15:20,980 --> 00:15:24,115 - Four if you count Charlie. - Five if you count me. 370 00:15:24,117 --> 00:15:26,150 Are extraneous. 371 00:15:26,152 --> 00:15:28,519 You know, mate, you could just 372 00:15:28,521 --> 00:15:30,187 walk straight off this ship 373 00:15:30,189 --> 00:15:33,524 and no one would even bleeding notice. 374 00:15:33,526 --> 00:15:36,360 Hmph, well, maybe I'll test that theory. 375 00:15:36,362 --> 00:15:37,695 Except I'm not walking. 376 00:15:37,697 --> 00:15:39,664 I'm taking the jumpship. 377 00:15:44,671 --> 00:15:46,504 The answer is no, Ray. 378 00:15:46,506 --> 00:15:48,439 But you haven't even heard my pitch yet. 379 00:15:48,441 --> 00:15:50,741 You want access to a secret containment facility 380 00:15:50,743 --> 00:15:53,311 for magical creatures... Where, I might add, 381 00:15:53,313 --> 00:15:55,346 there are no conjugal visits. 382 00:15:55,348 --> 00:15:57,381 Wait, what? You think that I want to visit Nora 383 00:15:57,383 --> 00:15:59,517 so that we can... 384 00:15:59,519 --> 00:16:02,195 I just want to make sure that she's okay. 385 00:16:02,198 --> 00:16:05,056 Oh, that is so sweet. 386 00:16:05,058 --> 00:16:06,457 I almost believe that story, 387 00:16:06,459 --> 00:16:08,059 you big lovable teddy bear, you. 388 00:16:08,061 --> 00:16:09,382 But the answer is still no. 389 00:16:09,385 --> 00:16:11,429 With Nate's dad watching our each and every move, 390 00:16:11,431 --> 00:16:13,397 there is just no time... 391 00:16:13,399 --> 00:16:14,932 for love at the Time Bureau. 392 00:16:16,526 --> 00:16:19,094 There's always time for love. 393 00:16:19,097 --> 00:16:22,072 - Were you eavesdropping? - Maybe. 394 00:16:22,075 --> 00:16:24,508 Or maybe I was meant to hear your plight. 395 00:16:24,510 --> 00:16:26,510 I'm sorry, who are you again? 396 00:16:26,512 --> 00:16:30,214 Name's Mona, and I know where they've got Nora locked up. 397 00:16:30,216 --> 00:16:31,582 - You do. - Mm-hmm. 398 00:16:31,584 --> 00:16:33,050 And while I can't sneak you in, 399 00:16:33,052 --> 00:16:35,486 I can help you sneak in the next best thing. 400 00:16:35,488 --> 00:16:37,455 A love letter. 401 00:16:39,392 --> 00:16:41,292 The bull is not the enemy of the bullfighter. 402 00:16:41,294 --> 00:16:42,257 He is his partner. 403 00:16:42,260 --> 00:16:45,234 They are dancers locked in a dance of death. 404 00:16:45,237 --> 00:16:47,164 Whichever dies, man or bull, 405 00:16:47,166 --> 00:16:48,926 the dance is a thing of beauty. 406 00:16:48,929 --> 00:16:50,101 Hey, we got to go. 407 00:16:50,103 --> 00:16:52,851 I got a lead on that, um, thing we're hunting. 408 00:16:52,854 --> 00:16:55,450 - You're hunters? - Stay out of this, Hemingway. 409 00:16:55,453 --> 00:16:58,009 Perhaps you'd like to settle our differences like men. 410 00:16:58,011 --> 00:16:59,977 I don't have time for this macho crap, man. 411 00:16:59,979 --> 00:17:02,913 Okay, you two with me. Roy, keep him busy. 412 00:17:02,915 --> 00:17:05,216 Fine specimen of male vitality. 413 00:17:05,218 --> 00:17:07,251 Fellow pugilist, no doubt. 414 00:17:07,253 --> 00:17:08,515 Author. 415 00:17:08,518 --> 00:17:10,688 Ah! My kind of man! 416 00:17:10,690 --> 00:17:12,356 Join me. 417 00:17:12,358 --> 00:17:14,191 Okay, Dalí saw the monster firsthand 418 00:17:14,193 --> 00:17:15,726 when it attacked him in the Catacombs, 419 00:17:15,728 --> 00:17:18,262 and he drew me this. 420 00:17:18,264 --> 00:17:19,945 Um, wait. 421 00:17:19,948 --> 00:17:21,465 What the hell am I looking at? 422 00:17:21,468 --> 00:17:22,700 No, no, no, here. 423 00:17:22,702 --> 00:17:23,882 Yeah, I still don't see it. 424 00:17:23,885 --> 00:17:25,702 All right, ignore the melting clocks. 425 00:17:25,705 --> 00:17:27,204 We got to get this back to the ship, 426 00:17:27,206 --> 00:17:28,673 and I have to find a match to Dalí's drawing 427 00:17:28,675 --> 00:17:29,766 somewhere in the library. 428 00:17:29,769 --> 00:17:31,042 We're supposed to protect history 429 00:17:31,044 --> 00:17:32,643 from the library, Nathaniel? 430 00:17:32,645 --> 00:17:35,379 Okay, I see that you're really into drinking 431 00:17:35,381 --> 00:17:37,014 the Hemingway Kool-Aid, and by Kool-Aid, 432 00:17:37,016 --> 00:17:39,650 I mean scotch, but we are here 433 00:17:39,652 --> 00:17:41,052 to catch a monster. 434 00:17:41,054 --> 00:17:42,286 Of course, 435 00:17:42,288 --> 00:17:43,888 but I know we sure as hell aren't gonna 436 00:17:43,890 --> 00:17:47,425 find out what it is by studying some finger paintings. 437 00:17:48,361 --> 00:17:51,062 We gotta go back to the ship to figure out what we're doing. 438 00:17:51,064 --> 00:17:52,476 That's the way we do things, right? 439 00:17:52,479 --> 00:17:56,866 Yes, when the mission isn't also showing Hank a good time. 440 00:17:56,869 --> 00:17:59,328 I'm sorry. 441 00:17:59,331 --> 00:18:00,453 You know, I thought this would be good 442 00:18:00,455 --> 00:18:02,221 for the both of us, but... 443 00:18:02,224 --> 00:18:04,007 Hank is at his happiest 444 00:18:04,010 --> 00:18:05,776 when he's telling me what I'm doing wrong, 445 00:18:05,778 --> 00:18:07,078 so... 446 00:18:07,080 --> 00:18:08,124 Mission accomplished. 447 00:18:08,127 --> 00:18:09,547 Aw, cheer up, bud. 448 00:18:09,549 --> 00:18:12,249 You are right, so Rory and I, 449 00:18:12,251 --> 00:18:13,517 we will keep an eye on Hank, 450 00:18:13,519 --> 00:18:15,086 let him have a few laughs with Hemingway 451 00:18:15,088 --> 00:18:17,804 while you go figure out what this thing is. 452 00:18:17,807 --> 00:18:20,308 We bag the creature, we keep our jobs. 453 00:18:20,311 --> 00:18:22,258 Okay. 454 00:18:22,261 --> 00:18:24,261 Whoa, where are you all going? 455 00:18:24,263 --> 00:18:25,830 Henry here told me of a creature 456 00:18:25,832 --> 00:18:27,264 hiding in the Catacombs. 457 00:18:27,266 --> 00:18:28,833 Oh, did you, Henry? 458 00:18:28,835 --> 00:18:31,402 - Therefore we hunt. - Let's go get our monster. 459 00:18:31,404 --> 00:18:33,676 Nate's right. We have no idea what this thing is. 460 00:18:33,679 --> 00:18:35,906 A man hunts not to learn about his prey 461 00:18:35,908 --> 00:18:37,575 but to learn about himself. 462 00:18:37,577 --> 00:18:40,437 We need to regroup with the team and get some backup. 463 00:18:40,440 --> 00:18:42,947 What better backup than Hemingway? 464 00:18:42,949 --> 00:18:44,582 I'm finally starting to understand 465 00:18:44,584 --> 00:18:46,350 what it is the Legends do. 466 00:18:46,352 --> 00:18:49,335 Marcel, fetch me my rifles. 467 00:18:49,338 --> 00:18:51,888 Right away, sir. 468 00:18:51,891 --> 00:18:53,724 I need a Marcel. 469 00:18:54,559 --> 00:18:57,861 Yeah, just a little drunk hunting with Hemingway. 470 00:18:57,864 --> 00:18:59,663 What could go wrong? 471 00:19:14,799 --> 00:19:17,266 Have you ever held a gun before? 472 00:19:17,268 --> 00:19:19,502 Once or twice. 473 00:19:19,504 --> 00:19:21,871 Your friend is much woman. 474 00:19:25,710 --> 00:19:27,310 Have my own. 475 00:19:27,312 --> 00:19:28,945 Signature weapon, I like it. 476 00:19:32,884 --> 00:19:34,250 The drunk painter was right. 477 00:19:34,252 --> 00:19:35,868 The creature is hiding in the Catacombs. 478 00:19:35,871 --> 00:19:37,602 - And it's getting closer. - We need a plan. 479 00:19:37,605 --> 00:19:39,055 We have no idea what this thing is 480 00:19:39,057 --> 00:19:41,057 and if it can even be stopped with bullets. 481 00:19:41,059 --> 00:19:43,526 I've found that in life, the shortest answer 482 00:19:43,528 --> 00:19:45,795 is doing the thing. 483 00:19:45,797 --> 00:19:47,363 Let's do this thing. 484 00:19:51,836 --> 00:19:53,714 I knew you couldn't resist. 485 00:19:53,717 --> 00:19:55,838 Did you get to the end, where the correctional officer 486 00:19:55,840 --> 00:19:59,942 convinces the judge to send her to prison so he can go free? 487 00:19:59,944 --> 00:20:03,412 Well, I have now. 488 00:20:03,414 --> 00:20:05,681 Sorry, didn't mean to ruin it. 489 00:20:05,683 --> 00:20:08,284 But I brought you an even better one. 490 00:20:14,679 --> 00:20:15,878 The hell is this? 491 00:20:15,881 --> 00:20:17,222 It's a letter 492 00:20:17,225 --> 00:20:18,693 from your crush. 493 00:20:18,696 --> 00:20:20,371 Ray left it behind for you. 494 00:20:20,374 --> 00:20:21,707 Don't you see? 495 00:20:21,710 --> 00:20:23,965 Yours is a love no bars can contain. 496 00:20:23,968 --> 00:20:25,468 No, I-I don't want it. 497 00:20:25,470 --> 00:20:27,303 But don't you want to at least open it? 498 00:20:27,305 --> 00:20:28,332 No. 499 00:20:28,335 --> 00:20:29,905 What if you change your mind 500 00:20:29,908 --> 00:20:30,873 or your heart? 501 00:20:30,875 --> 00:20:32,842 Not gonna change my... 502 00:20:32,844 --> 00:20:34,911 Take the damn letter. 503 00:20:36,281 --> 00:20:37,613 Look what you made me do. 504 00:20:37,615 --> 00:20:39,782 Uh-oh. 505 00:20:39,784 --> 00:20:41,517 Sorry. 506 00:20:44,014 --> 00:20:47,423 Uh, I swear it's one of these buttons. 507 00:20:47,425 --> 00:20:49,392 What the hell? 508 00:20:50,829 --> 00:20:53,229 Are you okay? 509 00:20:53,231 --> 00:20:54,864 Did she attack you? 510 00:20:54,866 --> 00:20:58,067 It's fine. Just... just a misunderstanding. 511 00:20:58,069 --> 00:21:00,152 The hell is this? 512 00:21:00,155 --> 00:21:01,736 Where'd you get this? 513 00:21:04,609 --> 00:21:06,609 Did Mona deliver this to you? 514 00:21:09,314 --> 00:21:11,247 Okay, since neither of you have anything to say, 515 00:21:11,249 --> 00:21:13,783 I'll let the letter speak for itself. 516 00:21:13,785 --> 00:21:16,152 No! 517 00:21:25,964 --> 00:21:27,997 Requesting emergency assistance! 518 00:21:29,234 --> 00:21:31,467 I-I didn't... didn't mean to... 519 00:21:31,469 --> 00:21:32,753 We're stuck. 520 00:21:32,756 --> 00:21:36,524 Well, at least we're all here together, right? 521 00:21:38,042 --> 00:21:40,476 Now I know why you took my shoelaces. 522 00:21:46,117 --> 00:21:47,617 Uh, pardon. 523 00:21:50,822 --> 00:21:52,832 Mm-mm. 524 00:21:52,835 --> 00:21:54,457 Américain. 525 00:21:54,459 --> 00:21:58,427 Lost? 526 00:21:58,429 --> 00:21:59,925 - No, I'm good. - Oh. 527 00:21:59,928 --> 00:22:01,530 'Cause you're heading in the wrong direction. 528 00:22:01,532 --> 00:22:02,732 The Waverider's over there. 529 00:22:02,734 --> 00:22:04,834 I don't need directions from you. 530 00:22:04,836 --> 00:22:06,355 Listen, sunshine. 531 00:22:06,358 --> 00:22:08,285 I don't know what beef you had with your ex, 532 00:22:08,288 --> 00:22:09,872 but don't bring it on me. 533 00:22:09,874 --> 00:22:11,307 Zelda, dear, I do believe 534 00:22:11,309 --> 00:22:13,342 they're giving us a run for our money. 535 00:22:13,344 --> 00:22:15,077 You're the Fitzgeralds. 536 00:22:15,079 --> 00:22:16,345 And we pride ourselves 537 00:22:16,347 --> 00:22:18,514 the most quarrelsome couple in Paris. 538 00:22:18,516 --> 00:22:20,850 Don't worry. We're not a couple. 539 00:22:20,852 --> 00:22:22,285 Well, the night is still young. 540 00:22:22,287 --> 00:22:24,053 You should join us for a drink. 541 00:22:24,055 --> 00:22:27,790 Besides, no one should be out on the streets alone tonight. 542 00:22:27,792 --> 00:22:30,593 There is a monster on the loose. 543 00:22:30,595 --> 00:22:32,962 - You heard about the monster. - Come with me. 544 00:22:32,964 --> 00:22:35,865 What conversation isn't better had over a gin rickey? 545 00:22:46,144 --> 00:22:49,111 Do you hear that? 546 00:23:00,558 --> 00:23:02,425 Dalí's the only one who's seen the beast. 547 00:23:02,427 --> 00:23:03,726 Take it for what it's worth. 548 00:23:03,728 --> 00:23:05,328 Well, I spoke with him myself, 549 00:23:05,330 --> 00:23:08,631 and according to Dalí, this is what it looks like. 550 00:23:08,633 --> 00:23:11,691 I can never make heads or tails of Salvador's work. 551 00:23:11,694 --> 00:23:13,335 That's a Minotaur. 552 00:23:13,338 --> 00:23:15,618 A beast... Half man, half bull, 553 00:23:15,621 --> 00:23:17,543 spent its whole life lost in a maze? 554 00:23:17,546 --> 00:23:19,375 Ah, now, that's the common myth, 555 00:23:19,377 --> 00:23:21,094 but I heard a different story. 556 00:23:21,097 --> 00:23:23,562 The Minotaur, he's not lost. 557 00:23:23,565 --> 00:23:25,031 He's hiding. 558 00:23:25,034 --> 00:23:26,681 Rejected by his father, 559 00:23:26,684 --> 00:23:28,751 he felt that he had no place in the real world, 560 00:23:28,753 --> 00:23:31,578 and so he chose to stay in the maze. 561 00:23:31,581 --> 00:23:33,189 If Dalí thinks he's seen one of these, 562 00:23:33,191 --> 00:23:34,523 I want what he's drinking. 563 00:23:36,854 --> 00:23:38,008 Where you going? 564 00:23:38,011 --> 00:23:39,210 I am going to figure out 565 00:23:39,213 --> 00:23:40,500 a way to catch a Minotaur 566 00:23:40,503 --> 00:23:41,703 and show my father 567 00:23:41,706 --> 00:23:44,006 what a real man of action looks like. 568 00:23:46,046 --> 00:23:48,837 There it is, awaiting the fight. 569 00:23:48,840 --> 00:23:50,272 I got this! Mine's longer. 570 00:24:13,064 --> 00:24:16,265 - Fall back! - Wait, I've got the shot. 571 00:24:16,267 --> 00:24:18,034 Aah! 572 00:24:18,036 --> 00:24:19,164 We have to go now! 573 00:24:19,167 --> 00:24:20,445 I'll never surrender. 574 00:24:21,939 --> 00:24:24,073 But I will strategically retreat. 575 00:24:24,075 --> 00:24:25,474 Get back! 576 00:24:29,098 --> 00:24:31,621 Gideon, Hank's hurt. Show him what you can do. 577 00:24:31,624 --> 00:24:32,923 Right away, Captain. 578 00:24:32,925 --> 00:24:34,887 Dad, are you okay? 579 00:24:34,890 --> 00:24:36,193 Please don't blame the Legends. 580 00:24:36,195 --> 00:24:37,394 I should have been there. 581 00:24:37,396 --> 00:24:38,562 Because then you would have seen me 582 00:24:38,564 --> 00:24:40,497 lock eyes with the beast, 583 00:24:40,499 --> 00:24:41,899 and it was in that moment 584 00:24:41,901 --> 00:24:44,501 that I felt a deep and mutual respect. 585 00:24:44,503 --> 00:24:46,747 - Wow, someone'e been bonding with Papa. - Yeah. 586 00:24:46,750 --> 00:24:48,505 Respect that gave way to resolve 587 00:24:48,507 --> 00:24:50,374 as the beast drew its blade. 588 00:24:50,376 --> 00:24:51,892 The dance had begun. 589 00:24:51,895 --> 00:24:54,511 - Okay, Gideon. - Initiating scan. 590 00:24:54,513 --> 00:24:57,467 So CliffsNotes: big ax, bigger monster, 591 00:24:57,470 --> 00:24:58,436 knows we're on it. 592 00:24:58,439 --> 00:24:59,572 We need a plan B quick. 593 00:24:59,575 --> 00:25:01,318 Okay. Dad, you heal up. 594 00:25:01,320 --> 00:25:03,220 - We've got this. - No, like hell. 595 00:25:03,222 --> 00:25:06,072 I owe it to him to finish this... fight. 596 00:25:06,075 --> 00:25:07,324 Sedative administered. 597 00:25:07,326 --> 00:25:09,226 And you thought a Minotaur was bullheaded? 598 00:25:09,228 --> 00:25:11,261 Ooh, mythology burn. 599 00:25:11,263 --> 00:25:13,564 It's good to have you back. 600 00:25:13,566 --> 00:25:15,165 There has to be a way out of here. 601 00:25:15,167 --> 00:25:17,009 Well, it's a prison cell. 602 00:25:17,012 --> 00:25:19,878 Or an incubator for our burgeoning friendship. 603 00:25:19,881 --> 00:25:21,806 Isn't breaking out of prison your thing? 604 00:25:21,809 --> 00:25:23,751 Only reason I escaped last time was 605 00:25:23,754 --> 00:25:25,387 because Ray gave me a Time Stone. 606 00:25:25,390 --> 00:25:26,689 Tell me everything, 607 00:25:26,692 --> 00:25:28,812 because I am big-time shipping you two. 608 00:25:28,814 --> 00:25:31,476 No shipping the inmates. 609 00:25:31,479 --> 00:25:33,813 It's the reason we're stuck in here in the first place. 610 00:25:34,819 --> 00:25:38,287 I know that getting your boss locked in a prison 611 00:25:38,290 --> 00:25:40,357 isn't the best way to start a job, 612 00:25:40,359 --> 00:25:43,260 so if it comes to it, I'd like you to eat me first. 613 00:25:43,262 --> 00:25:45,095 No one's eating anyone, Mona, 614 00:25:45,097 --> 00:25:47,264 but when we get out of here, we do have to talk about 615 00:25:47,266 --> 00:25:49,499 your continued employment at the Bureau. 616 00:25:49,501 --> 00:25:52,402 Wait, no, no, no, you can't fire me. 617 00:25:52,404 --> 00:25:54,304 Give me one good reason why. 618 00:25:55,207 --> 00:25:57,774 Okay. Okay. 619 00:25:59,912 --> 00:26:02,646 I was gonna save this for upstairs, 620 00:26:02,648 --> 00:26:05,215 but... 621 00:26:05,217 --> 00:26:07,617 surprise! 622 00:26:14,393 --> 00:26:16,593 This isn't making things better, is it? 623 00:26:16,595 --> 00:26:18,628 No, it's fantastic. Keep going. 624 00:26:18,630 --> 00:26:20,430 So that's it? 625 00:26:20,432 --> 00:26:23,848 I finally find a job where I can use my skills... 626 00:26:23,851 --> 00:26:25,618 Debatable. 627 00:26:25,621 --> 00:26:28,671 And I blow it in the first week. 628 00:26:28,674 --> 00:26:31,541 Guess I'm stuck doing my fallback plan, 629 00:26:31,543 --> 00:26:33,577 going back to law school. 630 00:26:33,579 --> 00:26:35,479 At least Yale wants me. 631 00:26:36,315 --> 00:26:38,315 Wait, wait, that's the fallback plan? 632 00:26:38,317 --> 00:26:41,685 Law school? What are you even doing here? 633 00:26:41,687 --> 00:26:43,637 This is my dream job. 634 00:26:43,640 --> 00:26:45,756 It's my mom who wants me to be a lawyer. 635 00:26:45,758 --> 00:26:48,876 No, you can't give in to what your parents want. 636 00:26:48,879 --> 00:26:51,828 That's what I did, and look how that ended. 637 00:26:51,830 --> 00:26:54,331 Okay, you're not gonna take 638 00:26:54,333 --> 00:26:56,536 life advice from Nora Dark, right? 639 00:26:56,539 --> 00:26:58,435 That's rich. You should listen to your parents. 640 00:26:58,437 --> 00:26:59,739 Think about your future. 641 00:26:59,742 --> 00:27:02,405 Oh, easy for you to say. At least you had a future. 642 00:27:02,407 --> 00:27:04,241 When I was a kid, my dad convinced me 643 00:27:04,243 --> 00:27:05,442 to be a demon vessel. 644 00:27:05,445 --> 00:27:06,943 You think it was easy for me? 645 00:27:06,945 --> 00:27:08,245 At least you got to be a kid. 646 00:27:08,247 --> 00:27:10,180 Try being a clone from 2213, okay? 647 00:27:10,182 --> 00:27:12,048 The only taste of childhood I've ever had 648 00:27:12,050 --> 00:27:14,417 was almost being killed by a Shtriga at summer camp. 649 00:27:14,419 --> 00:27:16,286 Wow, okay, I need to hear 650 00:27:16,288 --> 00:27:18,288 your entire life stories right now. 651 00:27:18,290 --> 00:27:19,504 No. 652 00:27:19,507 --> 00:27:21,111 We might as well get to know each other 653 00:27:21,114 --> 00:27:22,592 if we're stuck here. 654 00:27:22,595 --> 00:27:26,597 Or... at least have a drink? 655 00:27:27,666 --> 00:27:29,199 Where did you... 656 00:27:29,935 --> 00:27:32,235 We need to bag ourselves a Minotaur 657 00:27:32,237 --> 00:27:34,231 before your dad gets himself killed. 658 00:27:34,234 --> 00:27:35,931 Ugh, what is that smell? 659 00:27:35,934 --> 00:27:37,440 Did you guys get a team dog without me? 660 00:27:37,442 --> 00:27:38,842 Because that was my idea. 661 00:27:38,844 --> 00:27:40,210 Bet you guys are having 662 00:27:40,212 --> 00:27:42,546 post-mission pizza parties now too. 663 00:27:42,548 --> 00:27:46,692 This is the artificial musk of a female Minotaur. 664 00:27:46,695 --> 00:27:48,552 See, Minotaurs have a very sharp sense of smell 665 00:27:48,554 --> 00:27:49,686 when it comes to tracking prey, 666 00:27:49,688 --> 00:27:51,321 but with this little bad boy, 667 00:27:51,323 --> 00:27:54,223 I can lure it in by convincing it that I'm a potential mate. 668 00:27:54,226 --> 00:27:55,359 Then what? 669 00:27:55,362 --> 00:27:56,653 You two gonna ride off together, 670 00:27:56,656 --> 00:27:58,051 get a nice little flat in Soho? 671 00:27:58,054 --> 00:27:59,995 It's good, but we still need a way to tame it 672 00:27:59,998 --> 00:28:01,865 and get it to the Bureau. 673 00:28:01,867 --> 00:28:03,400 Taming the beast. Taming the beast. 674 00:28:03,402 --> 00:28:05,502 I read about this. I read about this. 675 00:28:05,504 --> 00:28:09,272 Um, let's see, "The Magical Treatise of Solomon." 676 00:28:09,274 --> 00:28:10,774 Here we go. 677 00:28:10,776 --> 00:28:12,609 "To ease the Minotaur's rage, 678 00:28:12,611 --> 00:28:14,511 his mother would play him a lullaby 679 00:28:14,513 --> 00:28:17,347 on a lute built by Daedalus." 680 00:28:17,349 --> 00:28:18,548 That's it. 681 00:28:18,550 --> 00:28:20,550 We'll lure it out and lull it to sleep. 682 00:28:20,552 --> 00:28:23,253 No one gets hurt, not even the Minotaur. 683 00:28:24,122 --> 00:28:26,456 And then we'll have a pizza party. 684 00:28:26,458 --> 00:28:28,158 And that's when I found out 685 00:28:28,160 --> 00:28:29,326 I was from the future. 686 00:28:29,328 --> 00:28:31,697 - Whoa, the future. - Yep. 687 00:28:31,700 --> 00:28:33,430 It was all fake: 688 00:28:33,432 --> 00:28:35,899 my parents, my memories, 689 00:28:35,901 --> 00:28:37,334 growing up in Fresno. 690 00:28:37,336 --> 00:28:39,135 Still better than spending your childhood 691 00:28:39,137 --> 00:28:40,785 with The Order of the Shrouded Compass. 692 00:28:40,788 --> 00:28:41,678 - Wh... - Is that like 693 00:28:41,681 --> 00:28:43,672 the Sisterhood of Traveling Pants? 694 00:28:43,675 --> 00:28:46,209 Even worse. Death cult. 695 00:28:46,211 --> 00:28:48,678 And before that, I just moved around 696 00:28:48,680 --> 00:28:51,911 from one mental institution to the next. 697 00:28:51,914 --> 00:28:54,516 Point is, you're lucky. 698 00:28:54,519 --> 00:28:55,645 I'm lucky? 699 00:28:55,648 --> 00:28:57,340 I just wish my past was made up. 700 00:28:57,343 --> 00:28:58,843 What, so you can wake up one day 701 00:28:58,846 --> 00:29:00,690 and realize that you don't have any family, friends, 702 00:29:00,692 --> 00:29:03,593 or life experiences to hold on to? 703 00:29:03,595 --> 00:29:04,995 Doesn't sound that different 704 00:29:04,997 --> 00:29:07,176 from waking up in a prison cell. 705 00:29:07,179 --> 00:29:08,779 Touché. 706 00:29:10,903 --> 00:29:12,736 Are you two kidding me right now? 707 00:29:12,738 --> 00:29:16,172 Ava, you're a clone from the future, 708 00:29:16,174 --> 00:29:19,776 and you run the Time Travel Bureau. 709 00:29:19,778 --> 00:29:23,313 And you're a witch. 710 00:29:23,315 --> 00:29:25,059 And you escaped a cult 711 00:29:25,062 --> 00:29:27,529 and a real-life demon. 712 00:29:27,532 --> 00:29:28,731 I did. 713 00:29:28,734 --> 00:29:31,567 You two are, like, the two coolest women 714 00:29:31,570 --> 00:29:33,203 I have ever met, 715 00:29:33,206 --> 00:29:36,292 and I once met Gillian Anderson 716 00:29:36,295 --> 00:29:39,062 at an "X-Files" meet and greet. 717 00:29:39,064 --> 00:29:42,232 Wow. Mona, you are a gem. 718 00:29:42,234 --> 00:29:44,467 You know, we can't have a birthday 719 00:29:44,469 --> 00:29:45,769 without birthday cake. 720 00:29:45,771 --> 00:29:47,070 Yeah! 721 00:29:47,072 --> 00:29:49,192 Back on your feet already, Hank. 722 00:29:49,195 --> 00:29:50,806 Yeah, your gal patched me up good. 723 00:29:50,809 --> 00:29:52,442 I'm just running through our strategy. 724 00:29:52,444 --> 00:29:54,377 Oh, wait, you let him use our "D&D" miniatures? 725 00:29:54,379 --> 00:29:55,712 No, I didn't let him touch Cyndra, 726 00:29:55,714 --> 00:29:57,033 Lord of the Dark Elves. 727 00:29:57,036 --> 00:29:58,815 You guys "D&D" without me too? 728 00:29:58,817 --> 00:30:01,384 Son, why are you holding a tiny guitar, 729 00:30:01,386 --> 00:30:02,919 or do I even want to know? 730 00:30:02,921 --> 00:30:04,521 Oh, this... this is a lute. 731 00:30:04,523 --> 00:30:06,356 Someone say loot? 732 00:30:06,358 --> 00:30:08,391 This is what we're gonna use to put the Minotaur to sleep. 733 00:30:08,393 --> 00:30:10,739 - I thought you said that was loot. - I don't understand. 734 00:30:10,742 --> 00:30:12,411 Well, I suppose it is more of a lyre. 735 00:30:12,414 --> 00:30:13,653 Everyone's a liar. 736 00:30:13,656 --> 00:30:15,597 This is how we're gonna catch our creature, Dad. 737 00:30:15,600 --> 00:30:17,233 - That's your plan? - Yeah. 738 00:30:17,235 --> 00:30:18,650 We're facing a literal monster. 739 00:30:18,653 --> 00:30:20,684 You think you can destroy it with a lute? 740 00:30:20,687 --> 00:30:22,028 Well, in the hands of a master, 741 00:30:22,031 --> 00:30:24,676 a lute is a formidable weapon. Just look at Sting, mate. 742 00:30:24,679 --> 00:30:27,033 Sorry to interrupt, but there's a change in the timeline. 743 00:30:27,036 --> 00:30:29,078 An attack at Cafe du Dome is imminent. 744 00:30:29,081 --> 00:30:30,425 There will be no survivors. 745 00:30:30,428 --> 00:30:32,784 The Minotaur must be tracking Hemingway's scent. 746 00:30:32,787 --> 00:30:34,653 Let's move out. 747 00:30:34,656 --> 00:30:36,972 Nathaniel, get out of my way. 748 00:30:36,975 --> 00:30:38,988 I don't have to do what you say anymore, Hank. 749 00:30:38,991 --> 00:30:41,358 Really? Because as your superior, 750 00:30:41,360 --> 00:30:43,065 I'm telling you to stand down. 751 00:30:43,068 --> 00:30:44,868 You're going for the superior thing again? 752 00:30:44,871 --> 00:30:47,405 You know, you don't want to listen to me or understand me. 753 00:30:47,408 --> 00:30:51,567 You just... you just want to be better than me. 754 00:30:51,570 --> 00:30:53,670 Well, you're one to talk about listening. 755 00:30:53,672 --> 00:30:56,673 You've ignored every lesson I've ever tried to teach you. 756 00:30:56,675 --> 00:30:59,309 Because it's the same lesson over and over again. 757 00:30:59,311 --> 00:31:01,711 You want me to be more like you, Hank. 758 00:31:01,713 --> 00:31:03,680 But guess what. I'm not like you. 759 00:31:03,682 --> 00:31:06,583 I don't like televised golf or Tom Clancy books 760 00:31:06,585 --> 00:31:09,052 or '70s folk rock. 761 00:31:09,054 --> 00:31:10,841 I don't know if you happened to notice, 762 00:31:10,844 --> 00:31:14,690 but I'm a grown-ass superhero... 763 00:31:14,693 --> 00:31:19,796 who's just trying to play the lute for a Minotaur. 764 00:31:19,798 --> 00:31:22,365 Fine, don't want to listen to your old man? 765 00:31:22,367 --> 00:31:24,911 Maybe you'll listen to your captain. 766 00:31:27,171 --> 00:31:30,039 I'm sorry, but I'm with Nate. 767 00:31:30,042 --> 00:31:33,109 I know his idea sounds crazy, but he's right. 768 00:31:33,111 --> 00:31:35,578 That's what makes him a Legend, 769 00:31:35,580 --> 00:31:37,814 no matter where he is. 770 00:31:37,816 --> 00:31:40,750 Look, you said you wanted to see a Legends mission. 771 00:31:40,752 --> 00:31:42,317 Well, you're about to, 772 00:31:42,320 --> 00:31:45,087 and if it goes wrong, well, 773 00:31:45,090 --> 00:31:47,424 you go ahead and fire all of us. 774 00:31:53,359 --> 00:31:55,419 The beast advanced. 775 00:31:55,422 --> 00:31:58,122 I turned on him, gun raised. 776 00:31:58,124 --> 00:32:00,258 Seeing we'd reached an agreement, 777 00:32:00,260 --> 00:32:02,140 - I fired! - Oh! 778 00:32:02,143 --> 00:32:03,561 So I don't think we'll be seeing 779 00:32:03,563 --> 00:32:05,063 that creature anytime soon. 780 00:32:05,065 --> 00:32:06,731 And what is that? 781 00:32:10,637 --> 00:32:12,337 Back for another go, are you? 782 00:32:14,275 --> 00:32:15,726 Oi, fuzz ball, come on. 783 00:32:15,729 --> 00:32:18,142 Have a nice little whiff of this, will you? 784 00:32:20,947 --> 00:32:22,347 All right, that's your cue. 785 00:32:22,349 --> 00:32:23,781 Okay. 786 00:32:23,783 --> 00:32:26,217 I haven't had much time to rehearse, but... 787 00:32:36,812 --> 00:32:38,812 Now we end this. 788 00:32:38,815 --> 00:32:40,797 No! 789 00:32:40,800 --> 00:32:42,867 I warn you, I will strike a woman. 790 00:32:44,871 --> 00:32:47,472 That's for being on my summer eighth grade reading list. 791 00:32:48,857 --> 00:32:51,758 Uh, guys? 792 00:32:51,761 --> 00:32:53,161 Nathaniel! 793 00:32:56,216 --> 00:32:58,216 Always preferred Faulkner. 794 00:33:02,455 --> 00:33:05,423 So not a bad birthday, huh? 795 00:33:05,425 --> 00:33:06,724 Considering my original plan 796 00:33:06,726 --> 00:33:08,190 was a "House Hunters" marathon... 797 00:33:08,193 --> 00:33:11,294 That actually sounds pretty great. 798 00:33:13,877 --> 00:33:15,443 You know what? 799 00:33:17,971 --> 00:33:19,704 - You should have this. - Mm. 800 00:33:19,706 --> 00:33:21,939 You know you want to read it. 801 00:33:21,941 --> 00:33:24,242 Look, 802 00:33:24,244 --> 00:33:25,979 I learned from being locked up that 803 00:33:25,982 --> 00:33:28,849 the only way to survive is to shut down. 804 00:33:31,418 --> 00:33:33,318 If you don't have a future, 805 00:33:33,320 --> 00:33:36,254 it's best not to look forward. 806 00:33:36,256 --> 00:33:39,924 Not to meals or birthdays 807 00:33:39,926 --> 00:33:42,760 or relationships. 808 00:33:43,797 --> 00:33:45,330 Just because this is your present 809 00:33:45,332 --> 00:33:46,938 doesn't mean it has to be your future. 810 00:33:46,941 --> 00:33:49,140 Who knows? Maybe someday you can 811 00:33:49,143 --> 00:33:51,336 get out of here without having to escape. 812 00:33:51,338 --> 00:33:55,740 Yeah, and aren't you glad you didn't shut down today? 813 00:33:58,878 --> 00:34:00,878 Well, this cake is pretty good. 814 00:34:00,880 --> 00:34:03,481 Come on. Come on. Who doesn't want to see 815 00:34:03,483 --> 00:34:05,165 a Ray Palmer love letter? 816 00:34:05,168 --> 00:34:07,213 You have to open it. There's probably glitter in it. 817 00:34:07,216 --> 00:34:08,243 I really should... 818 00:34:08,246 --> 00:34:09,278 - Open it. - Come on. 819 00:34:09,281 --> 00:34:11,359 Open it. Open it. 820 00:34:11,362 --> 00:34:12,657 You know what? 821 00:34:16,496 --> 00:34:18,763 Oh, hi there. 822 00:34:18,765 --> 00:34:20,865 - Ray? - Yeah, hi. 823 00:34:20,868 --> 00:34:24,135 Uh, could I get some help? I'm a little stuck. 824 00:34:33,813 --> 00:34:35,847 - Get behind the bar! - Good idea. 825 00:34:40,787 --> 00:34:42,487 I meant for cover. 826 00:34:42,489 --> 00:34:44,355 Well, I like your version. 827 00:34:47,560 --> 00:34:48,593 Oh! 828 00:34:48,595 --> 00:34:51,262 See, it looks just as I drew it. 829 00:34:51,264 --> 00:34:54,165 You leave that weirdo alone! 830 00:34:54,167 --> 00:34:56,033 Your fight is with me! 831 00:34:58,438 --> 00:35:01,973 Toro! 832 00:35:01,975 --> 00:35:03,174 Come on. 833 00:35:03,176 --> 00:35:06,177 Now the dance begins. 834 00:35:07,636 --> 00:35:09,213 I needed to make sure she was okay. 835 00:35:09,215 --> 00:35:11,282 I wanted to make sure you were okay. 836 00:35:11,284 --> 00:35:13,251 Actually, I just really wanted to see her... you. 837 00:35:13,253 --> 00:35:15,753 And then I thought I'd deliver the message myself, 838 00:35:15,755 --> 00:35:18,289 but then I got stuck in the glue. 839 00:35:18,291 --> 00:35:19,791 That was sweet. 840 00:35:19,793 --> 00:35:22,226 Stupid but sweet. 841 00:35:22,228 --> 00:35:24,529 No, it's unacceptable 842 00:35:24,531 --> 00:35:28,099 but, in this case, clearly convenient. 843 00:35:28,101 --> 00:35:31,202 So since you are so good at getting people out of prison, 844 00:35:31,204 --> 00:35:33,137 let's get the hell out of here, shall we? 845 00:35:33,139 --> 00:35:35,039 Oh. Yeah. 846 00:35:36,709 --> 00:35:39,410 Let's just hope the team wasn't missing their QB. 847 00:35:42,355 --> 00:35:43,614 That's my boy! 848 00:35:51,464 --> 00:35:53,658 Over here! 849 00:35:56,196 --> 00:35:58,830 ? There is a young cowboy ? 850 00:35:58,832 --> 00:36:02,467 ? He lives on the range ? 851 00:36:02,469 --> 00:36:08,573 ? His horse and his cattle are his only companions ? 852 00:36:08,575 --> 00:36:11,172 ? He works in the saddle ? 853 00:36:11,175 --> 00:36:13,611 ? And he sleeps in the canyons ? 854 00:36:13,613 --> 00:36:18,015 ? Waiting for summer, his pastures to change ? 855 00:36:18,017 --> 00:36:19,784 What is happening? 856 00:36:19,786 --> 00:36:22,153 James Taylor, and it's good. 857 00:36:22,155 --> 00:36:26,691 ? And as the moon rises he sits by his fire ? 858 00:36:26,693 --> 00:36:31,996 ? Thinking about women and glasses of beer ? 859 00:36:31,998 --> 00:36:36,467 ? And closing his eyes as the dogies retire ? 860 00:36:36,469 --> 00:36:40,071 ? He sings out a song which is soft ? 861 00:36:40,073 --> 00:36:41,873 ? But it's clear ? 862 00:36:41,875 --> 00:36:45,977 ? As if maybe someone could hear ? 863 00:36:45,979 --> 00:36:47,979 You got this, Dad. 864 00:36:49,382 --> 00:36:54,185 ? Good night, you moonlight ladies ? 865 00:36:54,187 --> 00:36:58,956 ? Rockabye, sweet baby James ? 866 00:36:58,958 --> 00:37:03,361 ? Deep greens and blues are the colors I choose ? 867 00:37:03,363 --> 00:37:08,132 ? Won't you let me go down in my dreams ? 868 00:37:08,134 --> 00:37:13,170 ? And rockabye, sweet baby James ? 869 00:37:19,946 --> 00:37:23,881 Now, that is how you finish a Legends mission. 870 00:37:23,883 --> 00:37:25,416 You did good, son. 871 00:37:25,418 --> 00:37:27,852 Right back at you, Dad. 872 00:37:27,854 --> 00:37:30,555 I learned it from you, Nathaniel. 873 00:37:38,868 --> 00:37:41,434 - Hola, Chupi! - Hola! 874 00:37:41,436 --> 00:37:44,138 - Privet, Baba Yaga. - Privet. 875 00:37:45,340 --> 00:37:48,239 What's up, Nora? 876 00:37:48,242 --> 00:37:50,042 Thought you were headed to Yale. 877 00:37:50,044 --> 00:37:52,011 After last night, I marched home 878 00:37:52,013 --> 00:37:54,580 and told my parents I didn't want to be a lawyer. 879 00:37:54,582 --> 00:37:56,782 And also that I was craving nachos 880 00:37:56,784 --> 00:37:58,484 and wanted to do karaoke. 881 00:37:58,486 --> 00:38:00,486 The rosé had really kicked in at that point. 882 00:38:00,488 --> 00:38:04,327 Oh, and here, my mom's homemade congee. 883 00:38:04,330 --> 00:38:06,358 Great hangover cure. 884 00:38:09,664 --> 00:38:12,264 Hey, can you do me a favor? 885 00:38:13,101 --> 00:38:15,101 I wrote... 886 00:38:15,103 --> 00:38:17,870 I wrote Ray a letter. Uh... 887 00:38:17,872 --> 00:38:20,306 Gah! It'd be an honor to deliver it. 888 00:38:20,308 --> 00:38:24,510 Yeah, anything for my generation's Ross and Rachel. 889 00:38:31,619 --> 00:38:35,020 Uh, morning, Director Sharpe. 890 00:38:35,022 --> 00:38:36,388 A word, Mona. 891 00:38:37,992 --> 00:38:39,692 What? 892 00:38:39,694 --> 00:38:41,952 Wait, are you firing me this time? 893 00:38:41,955 --> 00:38:43,628 No, Mona. 894 00:38:43,631 --> 00:38:46,332 After yesterday, I realized... 895 00:38:46,335 --> 00:38:49,469 there is some room for a little humanity in this place. 896 00:38:52,928 --> 00:38:54,906 Aloha, Kaupe. 897 00:38:54,909 --> 00:38:56,976 Permission to scratch his tummy? 898 00:38:58,613 --> 00:39:00,713 Permission granted. 899 00:39:02,650 --> 00:39:05,251 And you should deliver that letter. 900 00:39:07,387 --> 00:39:10,519 Well, that was a chaotic, 901 00:39:10,522 --> 00:39:12,956 reckless, wasteful mess. 902 00:39:12,959 --> 00:39:15,326 I think I finally see the value in the Legends. 903 00:39:15,329 --> 00:39:17,195 Yeah, you could have led with that last part. 904 00:39:17,198 --> 00:39:19,632 We're glad to have you on board. 905 00:39:19,634 --> 00:39:21,964 Well, this has been fun, 906 00:39:21,967 --> 00:39:23,802 but it's time for me to get back. 907 00:39:23,805 --> 00:39:26,472 Yeah, you know what? Um, I'll... 908 00:39:26,474 --> 00:39:28,607 Um, I'll meet you back there, Dad. 909 00:39:33,014 --> 00:39:35,414 He's right. This was fun. 910 00:39:35,416 --> 00:39:36,785 It's good to be back. 911 00:39:36,788 --> 00:39:39,167 Well, the door is always open. 912 00:39:39,170 --> 00:39:40,536 You know, coming back here, 913 00:39:40,539 --> 00:39:42,106 I thought it'd be like the old days, 914 00:39:42,109 --> 00:39:43,782 but I don't know what's more surprising, 915 00:39:43,785 --> 00:39:45,925 the fact that so much has changed 916 00:39:45,927 --> 00:39:49,995 or at some point, this became the old days. 917 00:39:49,997 --> 00:39:52,089 You'd think we of all people would understand 918 00:39:52,092 --> 00:39:53,675 that time makes no sense. 919 00:39:53,678 --> 00:39:55,166 Yeah. 920 00:39:55,169 --> 00:39:58,170 But I guess it's something you never accept. 921 00:39:58,172 --> 00:40:00,806 You know I love you guys, right? 922 00:40:00,808 --> 00:40:04,510 But, uh... I belong over there. 923 00:40:04,512 --> 00:40:07,446 I get it. 924 00:40:07,448 --> 00:40:10,316 I'm proud of you. 925 00:40:10,318 --> 00:40:12,785 So go on. Go do your adult thing, 926 00:40:12,787 --> 00:40:14,253 and we'll see you around. 927 00:40:14,256 --> 00:40:15,722 Okay. 928 00:40:17,825 --> 00:40:21,193 Though if you're not in a rush... 929 00:40:22,624 --> 00:40:24,253 It's a pizza party. 930 00:40:24,256 --> 00:40:26,131 Yeah, here he is. 931 00:40:26,133 --> 00:40:29,001 - Hey! - Welcome back, ugly. 932 00:40:29,003 --> 00:40:31,203 Yes, what other bright ideas are you gonna leave us with 933 00:40:31,205 --> 00:40:33,128 before you bugger off? 934 00:40:33,131 --> 00:40:34,441 Softball team. 935 00:40:34,444 --> 00:40:36,136 Oh, no, only electronic sports. 936 00:40:36,139 --> 00:40:37,230 Piñata Fridays. 937 00:40:37,233 --> 00:40:40,078 How many times do I have to say no to that? 938 00:40:40,081 --> 00:40:41,447 Unionizing. 939 00:40:41,449 --> 00:40:43,816 Ooh, don't let Hank hear you say that. 940 00:40:43,818 --> 00:40:46,051 You know, it's still weird not having you around. 941 00:40:46,053 --> 00:40:47,070 Mm-hmm. 942 00:40:47,073 --> 00:40:48,804 Aw, man, I'll always be right there, big guy, 943 00:40:48,806 --> 00:40:51,027 - in that giant heart of yours. - Aw. 944 00:40:51,030 --> 00:40:52,663 And I'll be at the Bureau, 945 00:40:52,666 --> 00:40:54,600 so you guys can literally stop by whenever you want. 946 00:40:54,602 --> 00:40:56,402 Mm. 947 00:40:56,405 --> 00:40:58,529 But, you know, before I go, 948 00:40:58,532 --> 00:41:00,299 I do want to say one thing. 949 00:41:00,301 --> 00:41:02,301 When I first stepped onto this ship, 950 00:41:02,303 --> 00:41:04,670 I was, you know, trying to get away from 951 00:41:04,672 --> 00:41:06,171 all my baggage back home, 952 00:41:06,173 --> 00:41:08,440 and I can't believe I'm gonna say this, 953 00:41:08,442 --> 00:41:10,242 Hemingway once wrote, 954 00:41:10,244 --> 00:41:11,610 "Can't get away from yourself 955 00:41:11,612 --> 00:41:13,913 by moving from one place to another." 956 00:41:13,915 --> 00:41:15,347 - Mm. - And thanks to you guys, 957 00:41:15,349 --> 00:41:16,715 I don't have to run anymore. 958 00:41:16,717 --> 00:41:18,250 Being here with you all has turned me 959 00:41:18,252 --> 00:41:19,485 into the man I need to be, 960 00:41:19,487 --> 00:41:23,269 and, uh, this place is special. 961 00:41:23,272 --> 00:41:25,472 And you never know when it's gonna be over. 962 00:41:25,475 --> 00:41:28,293 So I say, Legends, 963 00:41:28,296 --> 00:41:30,355 enjoy the ride while it lasts. 964 00:41:30,358 --> 00:41:31,524 Hear, hear. 965 00:41:31,527 --> 00:41:32,871 - Cheers. - Cheers. 966 00:41:32,874 --> 00:41:35,613 Cheers, cheers, cheers. 967 00:41:35,616 --> 00:41:38,570 Uh, you'll find your place here. 968 00:41:38,572 --> 00:41:39,605 I know I did. 969 00:41:46,433 --> 00:41:52,042 - Synced and corrected by VitoSilans - -- www.Addic7ed.com --