1 00:00:01,095 --> 00:00:02,628 Previously on Crazy Ex-Girlfriend... 2 00:00:02,929 --> 00:00:05,673 I've had the best time hanging out with the both of you. 3 00:00:05,698 --> 00:00:07,705 I think it's official that we're a squad. 4 00:00:07,730 --> 00:00:09,139 - Totally. - When we stick 5 00:00:09,164 --> 00:00:11,181 together, I'm pretty convinced there's nothing we can't do. 6 00:00:11,206 --> 00:00:12,423 I love you guys. I really do. 7 00:00:12,448 --> 00:00:13,919 You can talk to me, D-Money. 8 00:00:13,944 --> 00:00:15,310 It's about me and White Josh, 9 00:00:15,335 --> 00:00:16,746 and you're so obsessed with us, and... 10 00:00:16,771 --> 00:00:19,135 O... M... G... What?! 11 00:00:19,168 --> 00:00:20,863 You guys are my #goals. 12 00:00:20,888 --> 00:00:22,805 I literally cannot with you guys. 13 00:00:22,830 --> 00:00:24,664 You give me all the feels. 14 00:00:24,732 --> 00:00:26,165 What are you doing here? 15 00:00:26,190 --> 00:00:27,867 Heather texted me, and she asked me to come. 16 00:00:27,892 --> 00:00:29,959 - I wanted to see my friend. - Friends? 17 00:00:30,071 --> 00:00:32,416 - I thought you didn't want to be. - I thought you didn't want to be. 18 00:00:32,440 --> 00:00:34,885 - Do you think I'm a bad mom? - You're not the most attentive parent. 19 00:00:34,909 --> 00:00:36,509 Brendan's my weed guy. 20 00:00:36,534 --> 00:00:37,812 I thought you guys were just 21 00:00:37,837 --> 00:00:39,869 dead weight slowing down the minivan. 22 00:00:39,894 --> 00:00:42,327 But I was wrong. 23 00:00:42,713 --> 00:00:45,872 ? Meet Rebecca ? 24 00:00:45,897 --> 00:00:48,790 ? She's the coolest girl in the world, wait ? 25 00:00:48,815 --> 00:00:52,150 ? Wrong Rebecca ? 26 00:00:52,427 --> 00:00:54,694 ? It's this one over here ? 27 00:00:54,719 --> 00:00:57,684 ? She's spunky, she's sweet, a generous friend ? 28 00:00:57,709 --> 00:01:00,076 ? Oh, but there she looks kind of mean ? 29 00:01:00,101 --> 00:01:01,734 Hmm. ? Okay, she's snarky ? 30 00:01:01,803 --> 00:01:03,869 ? Sarcastic and a... What? ? 31 00:01:03,938 --> 00:01:07,171 ? You know, we're not really seeing a common theme ? 32 00:01:07,196 --> 00:01:10,063 ? Meet Rebecca ? 33 00:01:10,355 --> 00:01:13,189 ? She's too hard to summarize ? 34 00:01:13,231 --> 00:01:15,901 ? So let's go back to Other Rebecca. ? 35 00:01:15,926 --> 00:01:19,063 Don't look. I'm behind you. 36 00:01:19,103 --> 00:01:20,944 -- Synced and corrected by ChrisKe -- -- www.addic7ed.com -- 37 00:01:23,658 --> 00:01:26,425 Okay, behold, my newest stroke of genius, 38 00:01:26,494 --> 00:01:28,294 the reason I assembled you all here 39 00:01:28,319 --> 00:01:30,552 for this #GirlGroupHangout. 40 00:01:30,665 --> 00:01:32,098 Pretzel pairings with wine! 41 00:01:32,166 --> 00:01:33,566 Ooh! 42 00:01:33,634 --> 00:01:34,812 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Oh! 43 00:01:34,836 --> 00:01:36,213 Okay, so we have a Parmesan and Pinot. 44 00:01:36,237 --> 00:01:37,403 - Ooh! - Ooh! 45 00:01:37,472 --> 00:01:39,472 A Roquefort and Riesling. 46 00:01:39,540 --> 00:01:42,007 - Oh, wait. No, that's for you. That's for you. - Uh-huh. 47 00:01:42,076 --> 00:01:44,343 And my personal favorite... 48 00:01:44,368 --> 00:01:46,535 Manchego and Merlot. 49 00:01:46,647 --> 00:01:47,880 Ooh. 50 00:01:47,949 --> 00:01:49,882 Oh, look at you, Miss Entrepreneur. 51 00:01:49,951 --> 00:01:51,296 You are glowing. 52 00:01:51,321 --> 00:01:53,219 Yeah, I'm really happy lately. 53 00:01:53,287 --> 00:01:54,854 I really love this job, 54 00:01:55,118 --> 00:01:57,043 and Dr. Akopian says I'm doing well, 55 00:01:57,068 --> 00:01:59,602 and volunteering at the jail is going great. 56 00:01:59,879 --> 00:02:02,550 I just feel really grounded and centered, you know? 57 00:02:03,663 --> 00:02:05,885 Ladies, ladies, ladies, no, no, no, no. 58 00:02:05,910 --> 00:02:08,010 It's sip and nibble, sip and nibble. 59 00:02:08,899 --> 00:02:10,610 What's that look for? 60 00:02:10,856 --> 00:02:12,482 Oh, Heather, are you getting divorced? 61 00:02:12,507 --> 00:02:14,573 Oof, I'm sorry. We all saw it coming. 62 00:02:14,642 --> 00:02:15,841 What? No. 63 00:02:15,910 --> 00:02:17,596 You did? No. 64 00:02:17,621 --> 00:02:19,787 Um, I have news. 65 00:02:19,812 --> 00:02:21,291 Is it that you're getting us a new vibrator? 66 00:02:21,315 --> 00:02:22,882 'Cause the old one's on its last legs. 67 00:02:22,907 --> 00:02:24,874 You don't still use my vibrator. 68 00:02:24,986 --> 00:02:27,420 - No, I do not. - Uh, I'm just gonna say it. 69 00:02:27,455 --> 00:02:31,654 So, um, Hector and I bought a condo in El Segundo. 70 00:02:31,679 --> 00:02:33,298 So, we're moving. 71 00:02:35,546 --> 00:02:37,129 - Oh. - Yeah. 72 00:02:37,198 --> 00:02:38,976 He got this great job at a surf camp down there, 73 00:02:39,001 --> 00:02:41,401 and I've always wanted to live at the beach, so... 74 00:02:42,189 --> 00:02:43,669 Wow. 75 00:02:43,738 --> 00:02:48,864 Wow, wow, wow. This is really big and an adult step. 76 00:02:48,889 --> 00:02:51,090 I mean, you're married. Now you're buying real estate. 77 00:02:51,115 --> 00:02:53,182 It's huge. Right, Paula? 78 00:02:53,207 --> 00:02:54,584 That's kind of crazy, right, Valencia? 79 00:02:54,694 --> 00:02:56,345 I'm moving to New York. 80 00:02:56,388 --> 00:02:58,505 Yeah, okay. That's funny. 81 00:02:58,530 --> 00:03:00,029 Beth and I got an offer to work 82 00:03:00,054 --> 00:03:02,177 at a huge party planning company. 83 00:03:02,202 --> 00:03:04,995 We rented a tiny apartment the size of my current closet, 84 00:03:05,027 --> 00:03:06,713 but it's the Big Apple. 85 00:03:06,828 --> 00:03:08,861 Big Apple, small apartment. 86 00:03:08,930 --> 00:03:10,951 Wait, both of you are moving? 87 00:03:10,976 --> 00:03:12,742 At the same time? 88 00:03:13,359 --> 00:03:15,312 Okay. Wow. Um, 89 00:03:15,426 --> 00:03:17,292 I, uh... I don't know what to say. 90 00:03:17,505 --> 00:03:20,539 Wow. You guys have a lot of stuff figured out. 91 00:03:20,608 --> 00:03:21,807 Valencia and Heather 92 00:03:21,876 --> 00:03:23,187 and Pa... I mean, Paula, let's not forget you. 93 00:03:23,211 --> 00:03:24,755 You're about to graduate from law school. 94 00:03:24,779 --> 00:03:26,345 It's amazing for all of you. 95 00:03:26,414 --> 00:03:28,814 Mazel, mazel! Mazel to all! 96 00:03:28,883 --> 00:03:31,417 We've been trying to decide how to break it to you, 97 00:03:31,442 --> 00:03:34,543 but, really, it's not such a big deal. I mean, No. 98 00:03:34,584 --> 00:03:36,334 Heather's basically just moving across town. 99 00:03:36,359 --> 00:03:38,321 Yeah. I'm still gonna be working for Home Base. 100 00:03:38,346 --> 00:03:39,946 - Mm-hmm. - The El Segundo Home Base 101 00:03:39,971 --> 00:03:41,938 was already one of my Home Bases. 102 00:03:41,963 --> 00:03:43,762 Now it'll just be my home base Home Base, 103 00:03:43,787 --> 00:03:46,121 and the West Covina Home Base will be my second base. 104 00:03:46,234 --> 00:03:47,867 Or Segundo base. 105 00:03:47,935 --> 00:03:49,301 Segundo base. 106 00:03:49,370 --> 00:03:51,470 Yeah, we can all text and talk on the phone 107 00:03:51,539 --> 00:03:52,671 and FaceTime. 108 00:03:52,696 --> 00:03:53,940 Plus, I'm coming home for the holidays. 109 00:03:54,008 --> 00:03:55,474 I already booked my ticket. 110 00:03:55,930 --> 00:03:57,142 Oh, my God. 111 00:03:57,742 --> 00:04:01,180 Okay, Cookie, I can see this is difficult for you. 112 00:04:01,249 --> 00:04:03,315 Scott and I lived in three other crappy suburbs 113 00:04:03,384 --> 00:04:05,584 before we lived in this crappy suburb. 114 00:04:05,609 --> 00:04:08,797 And... I've said good-bye to a lot of people. 115 00:04:08,822 --> 00:04:11,223 And... you get used to it. 116 00:04:11,292 --> 00:04:13,245 You say hello, you say good-bye, 117 00:04:13,270 --> 00:04:16,672 and you just try to treasure the moments in between. 118 00:04:16,973 --> 00:04:18,597 Yeah. Yes, you're right. 119 00:04:18,666 --> 00:04:20,410 That's what I'm doing right now. I am treasuring 120 00:04:20,434 --> 00:04:22,368 and savoring. I mean, you know, 121 00:04:22,436 --> 00:04:23,476 it's a little hard for me. 122 00:04:23,501 --> 00:04:25,034 It kind of feels like I'm... 123 00:04:25,106 --> 00:04:26,572 losing two friends at once. 124 00:04:26,641 --> 00:04:28,474 But I will be 125 00:04:28,543 --> 00:04:31,731 cheering you all on very sincerely from... 126 00:04:32,580 --> 00:04:34,914 my small, unprofitable pretzel store, 127 00:04:34,982 --> 00:04:36,982 with my no boyfriend, having not had sex 128 00:04:37,051 --> 00:04:38,562 since before the slammer, because... oh, right... 129 00:04:38,586 --> 00:04:40,783 I was also in jail. 130 00:04:44,415 --> 00:04:46,125 You should've seen the look 131 00:04:46,193 --> 00:04:48,394 on Rebecca's face. I felt so bad for her. 132 00:04:48,462 --> 00:04:51,664 It was like when you dropped your cotton candy in the potty 133 00:04:51,732 --> 00:04:52,998 and you were so sad. 134 00:04:53,067 --> 00:04:55,467 Right. But then I-I picked it back up and I ate it. 135 00:04:57,211 --> 00:05:00,179 Um, speaking of big news, 136 00:05:00,241 --> 00:05:01,607 I have some. 137 00:05:01,632 --> 00:05:04,032 You gonna stop calling Tommy "General Buttface Jackson"? 138 00:05:04,057 --> 00:05:05,690 Uh, he loves that. No. 139 00:05:05,715 --> 00:05:07,115 You are finally going to... 140 00:05:07,140 --> 00:05:09,073 You ever heard of, uh, Peeps for Peace? 141 00:05:09,317 --> 00:05:12,051 Sure. Yeah, they're-they're kind of like the Peace Corps. 142 00:05:12,119 --> 00:05:13,719 What about 'em? Did you... 143 00:05:13,788 --> 00:05:15,454 read an article about 'em or something? 144 00:05:15,523 --> 00:05:19,091 No, no, no. I-I applied and got in. 145 00:05:19,160 --> 00:05:21,456 I'm just waiting on my assignment. 146 00:05:21,481 --> 00:05:23,302 I'm excited to see where I get to go. 147 00:05:23,327 --> 00:05:24,760 Might be pretty far. 148 00:05:25,794 --> 00:05:28,037 What, like... Denver? 149 00:05:28,062 --> 00:05:29,695 No, no, like, uh... 150 00:05:29,720 --> 00:05:32,888 like South America or Africa. 151 00:05:36,944 --> 00:05:38,978 I just, you know, thought we were in a phase 152 00:05:39,046 --> 00:05:40,624 of telling each other stuff... 153 00:05:40,648 --> 00:05:42,225 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I know. I just... 154 00:05:42,249 --> 00:05:43,694 I thought... I thought you might be upset, so... 155 00:05:43,718 --> 00:05:45,297 Why would I be upset? 156 00:05:45,853 --> 00:05:48,387 Be-Because we just kind of got close, 157 00:05:48,412 --> 00:05:50,011 and now I'm-I'm leaving. 158 00:05:50,124 --> 00:05:52,825 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! 159 00:05:52,893 --> 00:05:54,960 No. I'm happy for you. 160 00:05:55,029 --> 00:05:56,328 I'm happy for me. 161 00:05:56,397 --> 00:05:57,329 - Yeah? - Yeah! 162 00:05:57,398 --> 00:06:01,956 I've got a kid who's-who's gonna go super far away 163 00:06:01,981 --> 00:06:03,869 and make a big-ass difference on this planet 164 00:06:03,938 --> 00:06:06,112 for... how long? 165 00:06:06,341 --> 00:06:09,342 Uh, anywhere between five and ten years. 166 00:06:11,477 --> 00:06:13,410 Good. 167 00:06:14,668 --> 00:06:15,981 Good. 168 00:06:16,050 --> 00:06:17,650 Good. 169 00:06:17,718 --> 00:06:19,652 By the way, 170 00:06:19,720 --> 00:06:21,453 don't tell your dad about this pie, 171 00:06:21,478 --> 00:06:23,878 because he is an emotional eater. 172 00:06:23,991 --> 00:06:26,592 - I can see you're upset. - I'm not upset. Not at all. 173 00:06:26,668 --> 00:06:28,601 I am proud. This is... this is... 174 00:06:28,663 --> 00:06:30,929 this is an achievement. 175 00:06:30,998 --> 00:06:33,599 I mean, any mother would be proud. Right. 176 00:06:33,668 --> 00:06:35,868 Like I... like I always say, 177 00:06:35,893 --> 00:06:38,090 you say hello, 178 00:06:38,115 --> 00:06:40,182 you say good-bye, 179 00:06:40,207 --> 00:06:42,274 and you just try to... 180 00:06:42,299 --> 00:06:44,469 treasure the m... 181 00:06:49,460 --> 00:06:51,393 Just... 182 00:06:57,625 --> 00:07:00,159 I can't go back from paternity leave until I binge this show. 183 00:07:00,227 --> 00:07:02,205 Everyone has seen it, and they've already said 184 00:07:02,229 --> 00:07:03,707 they're gonna spoil everything for me. 185 00:07:03,732 --> 00:07:05,231 Hector loves this show. 186 00:07:05,299 --> 00:07:06,432 What is it about again? 187 00:07:06,500 --> 00:07:08,434 It's a British cop thing 188 00:07:08,502 --> 00:07:10,436 - with a child murder in a fishing village. - Ooh. 189 00:07:10,504 --> 00:07:12,237 - Okay. Yeah. - And it stars 190 00:07:12,314 --> 00:07:15,282 that Swedish actress and that Scottish guy. 191 00:07:15,307 --> 00:07:17,586 - Okay. - And some episodes are two hours 192 00:07:17,611 --> 00:07:20,145 - and some are 30 minutes. - Wow. All right. Sounds good. 193 00:07:20,214 --> 00:07:21,747 Let's binge it up. 194 00:07:22,494 --> 00:07:24,249 All righty. 195 00:07:24,318 --> 00:07:26,752 Hey, it's not weird we spend so much time together, 196 00:07:26,821 --> 00:07:28,921 - is it? - No. Besides, 197 00:07:28,989 --> 00:07:30,589 that murder's not gonna solve itself. 198 00:07:31,926 --> 00:07:33,992 You do realize we don't solve the murder, right? 199 00:07:34,061 --> 00:07:36,195 Oh, come on. Have some fun. 200 00:07:38,834 --> 00:07:40,200 I don't know what's wrong with me. 201 00:07:40,468 --> 00:07:42,267 It's a normal reaction. 202 00:07:42,613 --> 00:07:45,437 Your roommate's moving out, your friend's moving away. 203 00:07:45,462 --> 00:07:47,729 Of course you're feeling low and sad. 204 00:07:47,754 --> 00:07:49,220 No, it's not that. 205 00:07:50,730 --> 00:07:53,645 - Can I tell you something? - Okay. 206 00:07:53,744 --> 00:07:56,636 - What I'm about to say is-is horrible. - It's all right. 207 00:08:00,057 --> 00:08:03,655 I see life as a contest, and I'm now losing. 208 00:08:03,680 --> 00:08:05,914 What? R-Rebecca, I-I didn't hear you. 209 00:08:06,026 --> 00:08:07,426 I feel less than 210 00:08:07,451 --> 00:08:09,784 when others are doing better than me. 211 00:08:10,015 --> 00:08:12,515 Okay. I'll come sit next to you. 212 00:08:14,435 --> 00:08:15,367 Okay. 213 00:08:15,436 --> 00:08:17,035 I want to cryogenically freeze 214 00:08:17,104 --> 00:08:19,204 all my friends to buy me some time 215 00:08:19,273 --> 00:08:21,406 to find a better career and a life partner. 216 00:08:21,475 --> 00:08:23,208 And then, when I'm ready, I'll wake them up, 217 00:08:23,233 --> 00:08:25,934 and I'll throw a party for all of our mutual milestones. 218 00:08:26,435 --> 00:08:28,046 That is so messed up. 219 00:08:28,115 --> 00:08:29,748 Aw! I'm kidding. 220 00:08:30,716 --> 00:08:32,417 Feeling competitive is just human nature. 221 00:08:32,486 --> 00:08:33,759 It's normal. 222 00:08:33,843 --> 00:08:35,464 - Is it? - Yes. 223 00:08:35,489 --> 00:08:37,489 And it makes sense that you 224 00:08:37,566 --> 00:08:39,733 would feel... behind. 225 00:08:39,817 --> 00:08:42,651 You are, in a sense, a little behind. 226 00:08:42,696 --> 00:08:44,963 Um, wait, what? 227 00:08:45,032 --> 00:08:46,331 You have overcome 228 00:08:46,356 --> 00:08:49,290 challenges other people haven't faced, 229 00:08:49,403 --> 00:08:54,339 and you have wisely taken the time to do the hard work. 230 00:08:54,408 --> 00:08:56,575 It makes sense that some of your friends 231 00:08:56,600 --> 00:09:00,456 might hit some early adult milestones before you. 232 00:09:00,763 --> 00:09:02,548 Oh. 233 00:09:02,616 --> 00:09:04,550 No, it's funny, 'cause I was saying I was behind 234 00:09:04,618 --> 00:09:06,636 so you would say, "No, no, no, you're not behind." 235 00:09:06,661 --> 00:09:08,965 But you said that I am. It's fine. No, it's just... 236 00:09:08,989 --> 00:09:10,634 It's slightly jarring when a medical professional 237 00:09:10,658 --> 00:09:13,613 confirms your worst fears, but that makes sense. 238 00:09:13,638 --> 00:09:17,139 My friends are, in some senses... 239 00:09:17,738 --> 00:09:19,975 at a more advanced stage in their lives. 240 00:09:20,000 --> 00:09:21,000 Exactly. 241 00:09:21,068 --> 00:09:22,654 So... 242 00:09:23,949 --> 00:09:25,370 maybe what I need to do 243 00:09:25,439 --> 00:09:26,583 is hang out with some different people 244 00:09:26,607 --> 00:09:28,507 - who are more where I'm at. - Rebecca, 245 00:09:28,576 --> 00:09:30,770 I am not suggesting that you replace your friends. 246 00:09:30,795 --> 00:09:32,712 No, no, no, no. I wouldn't do that. I mean, that's... 247 00:09:32,737 --> 00:09:34,646 I'm not saying that I would do that. That's not what I'm doing. 248 00:09:34,671 --> 00:09:36,259 I'm just adding to my friend group 249 00:09:36,283 --> 00:09:37,950 with people who don't scare me. 250 00:09:38,687 --> 00:09:40,320 So... 251 00:09:40,798 --> 00:09:42,331 Maya, AJ, I've brought you both here 252 00:09:42,356 --> 00:09:44,122 to ask you a very important question. 253 00:09:45,463 --> 00:09:48,097 Have either of you considered owning a condo? 254 00:10:00,181 --> 00:10:02,015 Oh... 255 00:10:02,083 --> 00:10:03,594 What's going on in here? What are you doing? 256 00:10:03,618 --> 00:10:05,752 Brendan doesn't sell drugs anymore. 257 00:10:05,820 --> 00:10:09,255 Which is kind of a bummer, 'cause he was my weed guy. 258 00:10:09,339 --> 00:10:12,106 Scott, we have an emergency. Our son is going far away. 259 00:10:12,160 --> 00:10:14,961 - Super far. - And we're so proud of him. 260 00:10:15,037 --> 00:10:17,804 Screw proud. I just started liking that kid. 261 00:10:17,829 --> 00:10:20,429 I need to find something to make him stay. 262 00:10:22,147 --> 00:10:24,114 Oh. Oh. 263 00:10:24,139 --> 00:10:25,772 A yearbook page. 264 00:10:25,840 --> 00:10:28,107 I think I may have just found the mother lode. 265 00:10:29,911 --> 00:10:31,544 Vanessa Rodriguez. 266 00:10:31,569 --> 00:10:32,735 Oh, yeah. 267 00:10:32,847 --> 00:10:34,781 I remember her. He really liked her. 268 00:10:34,849 --> 00:10:37,984 I remember her, too. I used to think she was his OTP. 269 00:10:38,009 --> 00:10:39,575 His over the pants? 270 00:10:39,688 --> 00:10:42,288 One true pairing. Oh, God. 271 00:10:42,357 --> 00:10:45,158 This is great. This is just the ammunition I need. 272 00:10:45,226 --> 00:10:48,161 Babe, I'm begging you, do not interfere in his life. 273 00:10:48,186 --> 00:10:50,887 He's made a good decision for once. Let him be. 274 00:10:50,912 --> 00:10:53,843 You're right. I... I shouldn't interfere. 275 00:10:53,868 --> 00:10:56,903 I-I learned that lesson a million times. 276 00:10:56,928 --> 00:10:58,594 I'm just gonna let him 277 00:10:58,619 --> 00:11:01,114 fly away and... 278 00:11:01,868 --> 00:11:03,876 be free. 279 00:11:03,945 --> 00:11:05,912 Exactly. 280 00:11:05,937 --> 00:11:08,127 - Glad you understand. - I do. 281 00:11:14,656 --> 00:11:16,589 Fly free, my ass. 282 00:11:19,427 --> 00:11:21,060 Ah, it's nice to be out 283 00:11:21,129 --> 00:11:22,562 on the first cool day of the year. 284 00:11:22,631 --> 00:11:24,530 Yep, only 85 degrees. 285 00:11:24,599 --> 00:11:25,932 It's a very simple question. 286 00:11:25,957 --> 00:11:28,741 Have you considered owning a condo? 287 00:11:28,766 --> 00:11:31,838 Oh, no way. I'm not even sure what a condo is. 288 00:11:33,164 --> 00:11:34,895 Is that Rebecca? 289 00:11:35,858 --> 00:11:38,678 Wait. Back it up. Back the car up. 290 00:11:38,747 --> 00:11:39,991 Hit a lamppost. Call your mother. 291 00:11:40,022 --> 00:11:42,112 You're getting towed. 292 00:11:42,137 --> 00:11:45,695 Are Darryl and White Josh back together? Yay! 293 00:11:45,720 --> 00:11:48,388 WhiteJoshfeather is my OTP. 294 00:11:48,456 --> 00:11:50,723 - That means one true pairing. - No, I know what it is 295 00:11:50,792 --> 00:11:52,103 'cause I'm-I'm super young, as well. 296 00:11:52,127 --> 00:11:53,526 Um, and no, I don't think 297 00:11:53,551 --> 00:11:54,628 they are back together. Huh? 298 00:11:54,696 --> 00:11:56,396 But let's get back to me. 299 00:11:56,464 --> 00:11:57,797 Rebecca, hold on. 300 00:11:57,866 --> 00:12:00,037 Are you telling me that adorable family 301 00:12:00,062 --> 00:12:02,990 that I'm about to Pinterest all over my Life Goals board 302 00:12:03,015 --> 00:12:04,614 is not a couple? 303 00:12:04,639 --> 00:12:07,173 Yeah. They're not back together. 304 00:12:08,833 --> 00:12:11,879 It's so sad. Look at them, they're so cute. 305 00:12:12,414 --> 00:12:14,062 Aw. 306 00:12:14,883 --> 00:12:16,683 Something like this? This? Like this? 307 00:12:16,751 --> 00:12:18,418 Darryl says they're just friends, 308 00:12:18,486 --> 00:12:20,119 but nobody spends that much time together 309 00:12:20,144 --> 00:12:21,519 if they're not hooking up. 310 00:12:24,362 --> 00:12:26,161 Just look at those two. 311 00:12:28,264 --> 00:12:31,197 Just get back together! 312 00:12:31,266 --> 00:12:33,266 Everyone wants you back together. Come on! 313 00:12:33,334 --> 00:12:35,768 - What? - Yeah! Stop pretending 314 00:12:35,837 --> 00:12:37,670 you guys aren't in love! 315 00:12:37,695 --> 00:12:40,162 - Why is everyone yelling at us? - I don't know. 316 00:12:40,275 --> 00:12:43,276 Mm-mm. Not okay. 317 00:12:43,344 --> 00:12:45,178 - Let's go. - All right. 318 00:12:45,246 --> 00:12:46,846 Mm-mm. 319 00:12:46,915 --> 00:12:49,248 Happy birthday, Connor. 320 00:12:49,317 --> 00:12:50,917 Oh, boy. They're on the move. 321 00:12:50,985 --> 00:12:52,663 Why are they coming over here? Oh, my goodness. 322 00:12:52,687 --> 00:12:54,921 - I don't know. - We've all had enough of this. 323 00:12:54,989 --> 00:12:57,715 Okay, okay. What's going on? 324 00:12:57,740 --> 00:13:01,627 Come on, you two. Your relationship is important to us. 325 00:13:01,696 --> 00:13:04,512 - Just give in, and get in the spirit! - Yeah. 326 00:13:12,807 --> 00:13:14,607 Yee-haw! 327 00:13:14,676 --> 00:13:16,275 Dear God, what's happening? 328 00:13:16,344 --> 00:13:17,944 It's your wedding day! 329 00:13:17,979 --> 00:13:18,911 No, but we're broken up. 330 00:13:18,980 --> 00:13:20,079 Yep! 331 00:13:20,148 --> 00:13:22,081 ? You say you're broken up ? 332 00:13:22,150 --> 00:13:24,217 - ? That it's over ? - Yeah. 333 00:13:24,285 --> 00:13:26,586 ? Yes, you've both been 'bout as stubborn as can be ? 334 00:13:26,654 --> 00:13:27,875 You tell 'em, Maya. 335 00:13:27,900 --> 00:13:31,257 ? But we see from afar just how cute you are ? 336 00:13:31,326 --> 00:13:33,893 ? And the thought of it makes everyone all squee ? 337 00:13:33,962 --> 00:13:35,661 ? Squee, squee, squee ? 338 00:13:39,033 --> 00:13:41,804 ? We don't know why you're fighting the inevitable ? 339 00:13:41,829 --> 00:13:42,926 With ya, Timmy. 340 00:13:42,971 --> 00:13:45,571 ? It's clear to us that you both are soul mates ? 341 00:13:45,640 --> 00:13:48,074 ? Plus, you're kind of the only two ? 342 00:13:48,099 --> 00:13:52,236 ? LGBTQ people I know, so to me it's clearly fate ? 343 00:13:52,261 --> 00:13:53,746 ? Fate, fate, fate ? 344 00:13:53,815 --> 00:13:55,348 You need to get out more, Tim. 345 00:13:56,706 --> 00:13:58,372 - ? It's confirmed ? - ? It's confirmed ? 346 00:13:58,397 --> 00:14:00,787 - ? It's official ? - ? It's official ? 347 00:14:00,812 --> 00:14:03,379 ? The group mind has decided you're in love ? 348 00:14:03,491 --> 00:14:05,825 - ? Court adjourned ? - ? Court adjourned ? 349 00:14:05,894 --> 00:14:08,027 - ? Now kiss a little ? - ? Kiss a little ? 350 00:14:08,096 --> 00:14:10,363 ? The mass mob has declared that you're in love ? 351 00:14:10,431 --> 00:14:11,864 ? Love, love, love ? 352 00:14:11,933 --> 00:14:14,245 Rebecca, don't you have bigger problems going on right now? 353 00:14:14,269 --> 00:14:15,868 Yes, and this is a welcome distraction. 354 00:14:15,937 --> 00:14:19,839 ? Now, you might say we just need a distraction ? 355 00:14:19,908 --> 00:14:21,040 You just said that. Shh. 356 00:14:21,065 --> 00:14:23,799 ? From the stress and drama of our lives ? 357 00:14:23,824 --> 00:14:26,391 ? But I go, "La, la, la, la, la" when you swear ? 358 00:14:26,416 --> 00:14:28,214 ? That there's nothing there ? 359 00:14:28,246 --> 00:14:30,374 ? Your love's the only reason I survive ? 360 00:14:30,399 --> 00:14:32,771 - I'm sorry, what was your name again? - Who is this guy? 361 00:14:32,796 --> 00:14:34,462 - ? It's confirm-ed ? - ? It's confirm-ed ? 362 00:14:34,487 --> 00:14:36,030 - ? It's official ? - ? It's official ? 363 00:14:36,055 --> 00:14:39,091 ? The group mind has decided you're in love ? 364 00:14:39,168 --> 00:14:41,168 - ? Say yes to long-term ? - ? Say yes ? 365 00:14:41,229 --> 00:14:42,795 ? Look what I whittled ? 366 00:14:42,864 --> 00:14:44,964 ? The mass mob has declared ? 367 00:14:44,989 --> 00:14:47,043 ? That you're in love, love, love, love ? 368 00:14:47,068 --> 00:14:49,502 ? Everybody stretch, time to dance ? 369 00:14:54,376 --> 00:14:55,376 Whoa. 370 00:14:57,844 --> 00:14:59,345 - Ooh! Sorry. - Sorry. 371 00:14:59,414 --> 00:15:00,591 - I don't know where to go. - I don't, either. 372 00:15:00,615 --> 00:15:01,981 Hey, what are you guys doing here? 373 00:15:02,050 --> 00:15:04,150 We all want you back together, too! 374 00:15:04,219 --> 00:15:06,018 - Who's this guy? - I needed a dance partner, 375 00:15:06,087 --> 00:15:08,621 and I've had a really hard week, so please, let me have this. 376 00:15:08,690 --> 00:15:10,456 Big fan. Great to meet you. Big fan. 377 00:15:10,525 --> 00:15:12,258 Okay. 378 00:15:12,283 --> 00:15:14,316 Now let's dance. 379 00:15:26,674 --> 00:15:28,674 Okay, we got the message. 380 00:15:28,743 --> 00:15:30,009 Go on with your lives. 381 00:15:30,093 --> 00:15:32,827 Guys... come on. 382 00:15:32,881 --> 00:15:34,180 Okay, so, 383 00:15:34,205 --> 00:15:35,549 this is just not about us at all anymore. 384 00:15:35,574 --> 00:15:37,240 No. 385 00:15:40,146 --> 00:15:42,780 So, now they're randomly doing ballet? 386 00:15:42,805 --> 00:15:44,963 I guess so. It's hard to follow. 387 00:15:48,711 --> 00:15:51,145 That's not even the correct dance language for this piece. 388 00:15:51,170 --> 00:15:52,870 Come on! 389 00:15:55,276 --> 00:15:56,575 Whoa... ! 390 00:15:58,221 --> 00:16:01,240 Stop it. Now, stop it. Come on. 391 00:16:01,309 --> 00:16:02,742 Leave these guys alone. 392 00:16:02,810 --> 00:16:05,378 For the record, it is possible to be platonically friends 393 00:16:05,446 --> 00:16:07,146 with someone you've just broken up with. 394 00:16:07,215 --> 00:16:09,115 Do you really believe that? 395 00:16:09,183 --> 00:16:11,717 No, I just wanted to be in the number. 396 00:16:11,786 --> 00:16:13,386 Oh, wow! 397 00:16:13,411 --> 00:16:15,378 ? ? 398 00:16:24,699 --> 00:16:26,732 ? Kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss ? 399 00:16:26,801 --> 00:16:28,134 ? Dance, dance, dance, dance ? 400 00:16:28,202 --> 00:16:30,169 ? Kiss, dance, kiss, dance ? 401 00:16:30,238 --> 00:16:31,613 ? Kiss, dance, kiss, dance, kiss, dance ? 402 00:16:31,638 --> 00:16:33,306 - Okay. All right. - ? Yay ? 403 00:16:33,381 --> 00:16:35,248 ? It's confirmed ? ? Yee-haw ? 404 00:16:35,310 --> 00:16:37,209 ? It's official ? ? Yee-hoo ? 405 00:16:37,278 --> 00:16:40,079 - Let's get out of here. - ? The group mind has decided ? 406 00:16:40,148 --> 00:16:42,915 ? You're in love ? 407 00:16:42,940 --> 00:16:44,306 - Hey, where'd they go? - Who cares? 408 00:16:44,331 --> 00:16:45,730 ? Horse. ? 409 00:16:45,887 --> 00:16:47,820 What is wrong with people? 410 00:16:47,889 --> 00:16:50,122 I mean, why do they care if we're together or not? 411 00:16:50,191 --> 00:16:51,991 Yeah, well, that has nothing to do with us. 412 00:16:52,068 --> 00:16:54,435 - Yeah. - We know what we are to each other. 413 00:16:54,495 --> 00:16:56,362 Yeah, that is their issue. That is about them. 414 00:16:56,431 --> 00:16:58,364 Oh. 415 00:17:02,603 --> 00:17:05,482 Look, Vic dressed up for Hawaiian shirt day at the gym. 416 00:17:05,796 --> 00:17:07,039 What a dork. 417 00:17:07,108 --> 00:17:08,574 I like Vic. 418 00:17:08,643 --> 00:17:10,476 He's the best trainer at the gym besides you. 419 00:17:10,545 --> 00:17:13,279 He doesn't grunt. Always puts the weights down lightly. 420 00:17:13,392 --> 00:17:16,409 Always lets me quit. 421 00:17:16,434 --> 00:17:19,563 I think if he was 20 years older, he'd be perfect for you. 422 00:17:19,587 --> 00:17:21,654 Yeah, he might be perfect for me right now. 423 00:17:21,679 --> 00:17:22,889 We've been texting a little bit. 424 00:17:22,929 --> 00:17:26,460 - Yeah? You guys gonna go out? - Yeah. Yeah, at some point 425 00:17:26,694 --> 00:17:28,394 I just got so much going on right now. 426 00:17:28,463 --> 00:17:30,607 Speaking of which, can I drop by tonight and do my laundry? 427 00:17:30,631 --> 00:17:31,911 The, uh, machines at my building 428 00:17:31,966 --> 00:17:33,499 are a little less free than yours. 429 00:17:33,568 --> 00:17:34,900 Sure. While I'm there, 430 00:17:34,969 --> 00:17:36,180 maybe we can watch that new series 431 00:17:36,205 --> 00:17:37,604 about toxic waste and cancer. 432 00:17:37,672 --> 00:17:39,572 Oh, yeah, the one that won Best Comedy. 433 00:17:39,604 --> 00:17:42,305 Everybody dies. Add to queue. 434 00:17:42,417 --> 00:17:44,590 - Done. - Mm. 435 00:17:44,615 --> 00:17:46,847 So, what do you think of my wine pairing? 436 00:17:46,872 --> 00:17:50,239 You know, I'm not that into blue and Bordeaux, 437 00:17:50,264 --> 00:17:53,032 but that's just 'cause to me, blue smells like blarf. 438 00:17:53,077 --> 00:17:56,332 That's such a funny young person thing you just did. 439 00:17:56,357 --> 00:17:59,525 Combining two words to make a new word. It's so great. 440 00:18:01,229 --> 00:18:03,362 Hmm? One second. 441 00:18:03,431 --> 00:18:05,164 Hmm. 442 00:18:05,189 --> 00:18:07,988 Oh, my roommate Heather sent out an E-vite. 443 00:18:08,013 --> 00:18:09,746 Heather and Valencia are having 444 00:18:09,771 --> 00:18:12,905 a farewell party at my house on Saturday night. 445 00:18:12,974 --> 00:18:14,407 That's funny. I wasn't consulted. 446 00:18:14,475 --> 00:18:15,923 Mm. They probably thought I'd be upset, 447 00:18:15,948 --> 00:18:17,534 but you know what? I don't care. 448 00:18:17,680 --> 00:18:20,013 I don't care. It's fine. 449 00:18:20,448 --> 00:18:22,948 Hey, it says bring whomever. 450 00:18:23,017 --> 00:18:24,884 - You guys want to come? - Saturday? 451 00:18:24,952 --> 00:18:26,018 That's when I do 452 00:18:26,087 --> 00:18:27,664 my evening intention hikes with the friends 453 00:18:27,688 --> 00:18:30,056 from my intramural three-legged race team. 454 00:18:30,771 --> 00:18:32,958 Maya, you in, girl? 455 00:18:33,027 --> 00:18:35,361 Girl, okay, normally I got you, 456 00:18:35,386 --> 00:18:37,974 but I have my ironic scrapbooking group Saturday. 457 00:18:37,999 --> 00:18:40,166 Oh. Yeah, this week we're collaging 458 00:18:40,234 --> 00:18:42,201 with sexist shampoo ads from the '70s. 459 00:18:42,270 --> 00:18:44,090 - Feminism. - Yes. 460 00:18:44,115 --> 00:18:48,491 Why don't you bring all your friends to my house party? 461 00:18:48,728 --> 00:18:50,895 Are you sure? It's, like, ten people. 462 00:18:50,920 --> 00:18:52,798 Mine would be, like, 12. 463 00:18:52,823 --> 00:18:55,881 Bring whoever you want. 464 00:18:55,906 --> 00:18:57,672 It is a party. 465 00:18:57,785 --> 00:19:00,820 My therapist said... 466 00:19:00,888 --> 00:19:02,621 Just bring-bring your friends. 467 00:19:02,646 --> 00:19:04,579 The more the merrier. 468 00:19:04,604 --> 00:19:06,604 - Okay. - Cool. 469 00:19:14,137 --> 00:19:16,037 Thank you. 470 00:19:17,705 --> 00:19:19,338 Thank you so much. Enjoy. 471 00:19:19,407 --> 00:19:21,674 - Have a nice day. - Wow. 472 00:19:21,742 --> 00:19:23,776 These are adorable. 473 00:19:25,336 --> 00:19:27,697 This pair says "hell" and "no." That's great. 474 00:19:27,722 --> 00:19:30,349 Oh, look at these. "Boy" and "bye." 475 00:19:30,374 --> 00:19:31,724 Mm-hmm. 476 00:19:32,720 --> 00:19:34,753 Wait, Vanessa Rodriguez? Is that you? 477 00:19:35,027 --> 00:19:37,423 Yeah. Can I help you? 478 00:19:37,448 --> 00:19:39,081 I'm Brendan Proctor's mom. 479 00:19:39,193 --> 00:19:40,693 Oh, hi. 480 00:19:40,718 --> 00:19:42,652 Hey, listen, do you have a second 481 00:19:42,677 --> 00:19:44,797 to talk about your OTP? 482 00:20:00,918 --> 00:20:03,553 - What are you guys doing? - Well, again, 483 00:20:03,578 --> 00:20:05,631 I'm moving, so I'm packing up my stuff. 484 00:20:05,700 --> 00:20:07,011 I'm picking up some stuff I left here 485 00:20:07,035 --> 00:20:08,768 that I'm taking to New York. 486 00:20:08,837 --> 00:20:11,637 Right, got it. I mean, that is my skillet, though. 487 00:20:11,706 --> 00:20:13,384 Okay, it's not a skillet. It's a stock pot. 488 00:20:13,408 --> 00:20:14,974 And it has my mother's name on it. 489 00:20:15,943 --> 00:20:18,452 Okay, point taken. Your mom puts her name on pots, 490 00:20:18,477 --> 00:20:19,912 which is what you'll probably be doing soon 491 00:20:19,981 --> 00:20:21,870 since you're basically mom age now. 492 00:20:22,383 --> 00:20:23,649 You and I are the same age. 493 00:20:23,718 --> 00:20:25,620 Yeah, and I'm younger. 494 00:20:25,645 --> 00:20:27,553 Rebecca, you're being weird. 495 00:20:27,622 --> 00:20:29,655 I'm being... I'm sorry, what did you... ? 496 00:20:29,724 --> 00:20:31,235 I don't even recognize that word anymore, 497 00:20:31,259 --> 00:20:34,093 'cause the word is not "weird." It's actually "fizzy" now. 498 00:20:34,162 --> 00:20:36,841 - I'm sorry, what? - That's what my young new friends say. 499 00:20:36,866 --> 00:20:38,932 - What new friends? - Oh, you wouldn't know them. 500 00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:40,702 They're these kids Maya and AJ. 501 00:20:40,727 --> 00:20:43,135 - I know Maya and AJ. - So do I. 502 00:20:43,204 --> 00:20:45,404 Okay, well, that's cool. 503 00:20:45,473 --> 00:20:47,355 So you know how, like, young and cool and fizzy they are. 504 00:20:48,006 --> 00:20:50,009 Your new friends are weird? 505 00:20:50,078 --> 00:20:51,844 Oh, my God. Centenarian. 506 00:20:52,157 --> 00:20:54,380 Fizzy is a word that means multiple things. 507 00:20:54,449 --> 00:20:55,982 It's like "sick" or "bad" 508 00:20:56,050 --> 00:20:57,947 or "aloha" or "shalom." 509 00:20:57,972 --> 00:21:00,720 Uh, look, girl, I know this is hard. 510 00:21:00,788 --> 00:21:03,589 - Yeah, and kind of triggering. - Okay. 511 00:21:03,658 --> 00:21:06,803 I... I appreciate you guys worrying about me, 512 00:21:06,828 --> 00:21:08,938 but, you know, 513 00:21:08,963 --> 00:21:11,330 to play armchair psychiatrist for a second, 514 00:21:11,399 --> 00:21:13,599 I think you're fixating a little bit too much on me 515 00:21:13,668 --> 00:21:15,334 rather than focus on your own sadness. 516 00:21:15,403 --> 00:21:16,969 You guys are saying good-bye 517 00:21:17,038 --> 00:21:19,038 to the young and fizzy parts of your lives... 518 00:21:19,107 --> 00:21:21,027 Good fizzy, not bad fizzy... And you're thinking, 519 00:21:21,075 --> 00:21:23,643 "Okay, now that I'm old and boring, will life be as fun?" 520 00:21:23,711 --> 00:21:26,534 And the answer is... likely no. 521 00:21:26,939 --> 00:21:28,781 But the good news is 522 00:21:28,806 --> 00:21:30,960 you can live through your fun friend, Becks, 523 00:21:30,985 --> 00:21:32,663 and you can follow me on my Insta or my Finsta, 524 00:21:32,687 --> 00:21:33,719 if I let you. 525 00:21:33,788 --> 00:21:36,389 It's a lot of secret pictures of me doing all of the drugs. 526 00:21:36,457 --> 00:21:38,168 Anyway, I got to go to a pop-up candy museum 527 00:21:38,192 --> 00:21:39,904 and then a hookah bar and then a party inside a photo booth. 528 00:21:39,928 --> 00:21:41,127 So got to dip. 529 00:21:41,195 --> 00:21:43,629 Oh, I'm sorry. "Dip" means "bounce," which means "peace out." 530 00:21:43,698 --> 00:21:45,631 Which means "leave." 531 00:21:47,224 --> 00:21:49,502 She's being ridiculous. We're not old. 532 00:21:49,570 --> 00:21:52,605 Not at all. 533 00:21:53,017 --> 00:21:54,607 Where is my back brace, though? 534 00:21:54,676 --> 00:21:57,076 'Cause I have to lift this dish box. 535 00:21:57,145 --> 00:22:00,079 Oh. Wonder who that is. 536 00:22:04,719 --> 00:22:07,253 Oh, my God. Hi. 537 00:22:07,322 --> 00:22:09,334 This is the girl that I bought 538 00:22:09,359 --> 00:22:11,324 - earrings from earlier today. - Hi. 539 00:22:11,392 --> 00:22:13,270 Oh, thank you so much for coming by to drop them off. 540 00:22:13,302 --> 00:22:14,622 - I really appreciate it. - Of course. 541 00:22:14,662 --> 00:22:16,095 Hey, no, c-come in, come in. Okay. 542 00:22:16,164 --> 00:22:18,431 - Vanessa Rodriguez is here. - Shh. 543 00:22:18,499 --> 00:22:20,733 - Honey, don't be rude. - Uh, yes, Paula, 544 00:22:20,802 --> 00:22:22,880 here are your custom earrings that say "lawyer" and "bitch." 545 00:22:22,904 --> 00:22:23,936 Ooh! 546 00:22:25,431 --> 00:22:27,039 Brendan? 547 00:22:27,108 --> 00:22:28,507 - Is this your mom? - Yeah. 548 00:22:28,576 --> 00:22:30,977 Yeah, yeah, that's, uh, that's my mom, that's my dad, 549 00:22:31,045 --> 00:22:33,193 and Th-that's General Buttface Jackson. 550 00:22:33,218 --> 00:22:34,447 At your service. 551 00:22:34,515 --> 00:22:36,615 Well, what a funny coincidence 552 00:22:36,684 --> 00:22:38,284 that your mom, who I've never met before, 553 00:22:38,353 --> 00:22:41,053 bought earrings from my kiosk today. That's so weird. 554 00:22:41,397 --> 00:22:43,889 God, V, I-I haven't seen you in a while. 555 00:22:43,958 --> 00:22:45,691 You look... you look amazing. 556 00:22:45,716 --> 00:22:47,349 Well, you look pretty good, yourself. 557 00:22:47,462 --> 00:22:48,627 Thank you. 558 00:22:49,339 --> 00:22:53,009 Listen, um, we have a lot of meat loaf left over 559 00:22:53,034 --> 00:22:54,334 because Tommy's weirdly vegetarian now. 560 00:22:54,359 --> 00:22:57,236 - Will you join us? - Oh. Well, I don't want to impose. 561 00:22:57,305 --> 00:22:58,582 No, no, no, you're not imposing. 562 00:22:58,606 --> 00:23:00,017 No. Get up, buddy. Tommy, take your plate. 563 00:23:00,041 --> 00:23:01,118 - Get up. Just find another chair. Come on. - Okay. 564 00:23:01,142 --> 00:23:02,219 You're just gonna sit right here. 565 00:23:02,243 --> 00:23:04,744 Okay. Thank you. Thank you. 566 00:23:04,812 --> 00:23:06,709 Just sit right next to Brendan. 567 00:23:08,400 --> 00:23:11,050 - What the hell are you doing? - Shh! 568 00:23:11,119 --> 00:23:13,252 Not so loud. The boys will hear you. 569 00:23:13,610 --> 00:23:15,254 What do you think I'm doing? 570 00:23:15,323 --> 00:23:18,824 I'm trying to get Vanessa and Brendan back together so he won't leave. 571 00:23:18,893 --> 00:23:19,970 Look, I did not offer her money 572 00:23:19,994 --> 00:23:22,862 or blackmail her. I am just playing Cupid. 573 00:23:22,930 --> 00:23:24,397 That's nothing. 574 00:23:24,888 --> 00:23:28,234 Look, I understand this is hard for you. 575 00:23:28,302 --> 00:23:30,236 This is hard for me, too. Our guy is... 576 00:23:30,304 --> 00:23:32,338 - He's moving on. - Shh. 577 00:23:32,648 --> 00:23:35,074 But we can't be messing with his life. 578 00:23:35,143 --> 00:23:37,644 If you don't call this off, 579 00:23:37,669 --> 00:23:40,320 I will. Oh, you are not calling off anything. 580 00:23:40,353 --> 00:23:43,252 You don't understand. You're not Mom. 581 00:23:43,277 --> 00:23:49,021 He grew in my stomach. His first sentence was, "Wuv you, Mama." 582 00:23:49,462 --> 00:23:51,791 For the first four years of his life, 583 00:23:51,859 --> 00:23:54,427 we were stapled together unless I was at work. 584 00:23:54,495 --> 00:23:56,595 And then from the ages of four to 18, I lost him 585 00:23:56,620 --> 00:23:59,331 to his stupid friends and knives 586 00:23:59,400 --> 00:24:01,434 and girls he never told me about 587 00:24:01,502 --> 00:24:03,469 and masturbation and selling pot, 588 00:24:03,494 --> 00:24:06,449 and now he's back, and he likes me, 589 00:24:06,474 --> 00:24:09,508 and I wuv him more than ever. 590 00:24:09,533 --> 00:24:12,401 And I just... I don't want to lose him yet, Scott. Please. 591 00:24:12,426 --> 00:24:14,460 - Yeah, but I... - Scott. 592 00:24:14,485 --> 00:24:15,618 Please. 593 00:24:19,297 --> 00:24:21,664 You're up, man. 594 00:24:21,732 --> 00:24:22,865 Wow. 595 00:24:22,890 --> 00:24:25,344 Okay, okay, attention, everybody at the bar? 596 00:24:25,369 --> 00:24:26,692 Vic here has another dart to throw, 597 00:24:26,761 --> 00:24:29,261 and he's not afraid to cause bodily harm, okay? 598 00:24:29,286 --> 00:24:30,922 Look out. 599 00:24:31,502 --> 00:24:33,899 This is it. This is the big one. 600 00:24:33,968 --> 00:24:35,901 Big money, big money... 601 00:24:37,604 --> 00:24:38,938 Where did that one even go? 602 00:24:39,006 --> 00:24:40,739 Um... That is unbelievable. 603 00:24:40,852 --> 00:24:42,919 Okay, buddy. 604 00:24:42,944 --> 00:24:44,877 Wow, you are bad at that. 605 00:24:44,946 --> 00:24:46,912 Actually, I just need a little bit of a warm-up. 606 00:24:48,416 --> 00:24:49,949 - Hey, I didn't get your RSVeep. - Hey. 607 00:24:50,017 --> 00:24:51,295 Are you coming by tomorrow night? 608 00:24:51,319 --> 00:24:53,152 Oh. Right, going-away party. Shoot, sorry. 609 00:24:53,221 --> 00:24:54,920 Yeah. Um, heads-up, actually. 610 00:24:54,945 --> 00:24:56,743 Uh, Rebecca's kind of having a tough time 611 00:24:56,768 --> 00:24:58,067 with everyone leaving. 612 00:24:58,092 --> 00:24:59,225 Yeah, that makes sense. 613 00:24:59,293 --> 00:25:00,704 You guys are both moving. That's hard. 614 00:25:00,728 --> 00:25:03,395 So true. So brutal. 615 00:25:03,464 --> 00:25:04,630 - Trutal. - Trutal. 616 00:25:04,699 --> 00:25:05,943 You know, I don't know you, 617 00:25:05,967 --> 00:25:07,600 - but you can also come. - Oh. 618 00:25:07,668 --> 00:25:09,702 - Thank you. - Yeah. 619 00:25:09,770 --> 00:25:12,538 - Who's Trutal? Who's Rebecca? - Ah. 620 00:25:12,607 --> 00:25:16,242 Trutal is no one. Uh, Rebecca is someone she lives with. 621 00:25:16,310 --> 00:25:18,327 Heather, actually, Heather's moving away. 622 00:25:18,352 --> 00:25:20,646 And, uh, she's married to a friend of mine, Hector. 623 00:25:20,715 --> 00:25:22,047 And they have this other friend, 624 00:25:22,116 --> 00:25:23,582 Valencia, who's also moving away. 625 00:25:23,651 --> 00:25:27,019 And, uh... Yeah, this is boring, right? 626 00:25:27,088 --> 00:25:29,522 - This is all people you don't know. - No, I'm interested. 627 00:25:29,590 --> 00:25:32,258 It's your life. We're getting to know each other. 628 00:25:32,694 --> 00:25:34,960 So tell me about who is leaving. 629 00:25:35,159 --> 00:25:37,363 Where do I start? Um... 630 00:25:37,431 --> 00:25:38,531 Hmm. 631 00:25:38,599 --> 00:25:39,932 Okay. 632 00:25:40,001 --> 00:25:41,267 Sorry, that took forever. 633 00:25:41,335 --> 00:25:43,669 - Oh, was it a bad date? - Uh, mm, no. 634 00:25:43,738 --> 00:25:46,138 I like him. He just wanted to know everything about my life. 635 00:25:46,637 --> 00:25:47,940 So many questions. 636 00:25:48,009 --> 00:25:50,776 Well, that-that sounds like a normal first date. A good one. 637 00:25:50,845 --> 00:25:53,212 Yeah. Yeah, I don't know. 638 00:25:53,281 --> 00:25:55,581 The whole time I was just thinking about coming back here 639 00:25:55,650 --> 00:25:57,149 and kicking off my shoes 640 00:25:57,218 --> 00:25:59,329 and hanging out with somebody who already knew all that stuff. 641 00:26:03,867 --> 00:26:06,000 Uh, what the hell was that? 642 00:26:08,545 --> 00:26:09,611 Get out. 643 00:26:14,948 --> 00:26:17,866 - You have got to get out. - What are you talking about? 644 00:26:17,891 --> 00:26:21,056 You're using our friendship like a cocoon. 645 00:26:21,081 --> 00:26:23,281 I-It's like that sci-fi series that we watched 646 00:26:23,306 --> 00:26:25,284 where the alien lived in that waterproof chrysalis. 647 00:26:25,309 --> 00:26:28,093 - I am not Gemini. You take that back. - Okay. Mm-mm. 648 00:26:28,118 --> 00:26:30,932 He destroyed an entire continent 649 00:26:30,957 --> 00:26:33,658 because he was so afraid of leaving his warm... 650 00:26:34,404 --> 00:26:35,694 comfortable cocoon. 651 00:26:35,762 --> 00:26:38,314 Okay, yeah, I'm hearing that. I am hearing that now. 652 00:26:38,339 --> 00:26:40,473 Look, Joshua, I love having you around, 653 00:26:40,498 --> 00:26:42,644 but people are right. 654 00:26:42,669 --> 00:26:44,279 We spend an awful lot of time together, 655 00:26:44,304 --> 00:26:46,994 but we know it's not gonna be anything more than a friendship. 656 00:26:47,412 --> 00:26:49,445 I mean, a really great friendship, but... 657 00:26:50,291 --> 00:26:51,710 we don't want it to be the thing 658 00:26:51,778 --> 00:26:53,812 that keeps us from meeting someone new. 659 00:26:53,880 --> 00:26:55,380 Either one of us. 660 00:26:55,449 --> 00:26:57,348 What about all our shows? 661 00:26:57,417 --> 00:26:59,143 Well, I could give you the passwords. 662 00:26:59,168 --> 00:27:02,380 But... it's the golden age of television. 663 00:27:02,405 --> 00:27:04,739 I understand what I'm doing. 664 00:27:05,424 --> 00:27:07,125 All right. 665 00:27:07,150 --> 00:27:10,017 Now, Netflix... 666 00:27:10,042 --> 00:27:13,411 - is "hebbybebbynetflix." - Hebbybebbynetflix. 667 00:27:13,436 --> 00:27:18,193 - HBO Go is "hebbybebbyhbo." - Mm-hmm. Oh, okay. 668 00:27:18,218 --> 00:27:20,148 Hulu is... Hmm? No, I think I got it. 669 00:27:20,173 --> 00:27:21,571 Oh, okay. I mean, if you think you got it. 670 00:27:21,596 --> 00:27:24,442 I think I got it. Yeah, you established a pretty clear pattern there. 671 00:27:24,467 --> 00:27:27,101 It's "hebbybebbyhulu." I knew you wanted to know. 672 00:27:27,861 --> 00:27:30,407 This is just so great. 673 00:27:30,432 --> 00:27:31,750 It has been two days, 674 00:27:31,775 --> 00:27:34,529 and Vanessa and Brendan have been out three times already. 675 00:27:34,554 --> 00:27:35,787 I know, it's been a minute 676 00:27:35,856 --> 00:27:37,233 since he went out with someone that often. 677 00:27:37,257 --> 00:27:40,679 Yeah. The only bummer is is if they get really serious, 678 00:27:40,704 --> 00:27:42,204 what will he do 679 00:27:42,229 --> 00:27:43,628 about Peeps for Peace? 680 00:27:43,697 --> 00:27:45,797 Long-distance is so hard. 681 00:27:45,822 --> 00:27:48,155 Ask The Notebook. 682 00:27:48,180 --> 00:27:51,372 Oh, hello, lovebirds. 683 00:27:51,397 --> 00:27:52,945 How was your date? 684 00:27:53,013 --> 00:27:54,412 Pretty good. 685 00:27:54,474 --> 00:27:55,840 Really? 686 00:27:55,865 --> 00:27:57,732 Yeah, she's pregnant. 687 00:27:58,968 --> 00:28:00,000 Awesome date. 688 00:28:00,025 --> 00:28:01,713 What? No. You just started... 689 00:28:01,738 --> 00:28:03,871 You can't... but you can't know that quickly. 690 00:28:03,896 --> 00:28:05,862 I know. I ovulated yesterday, 691 00:28:05,887 --> 00:28:07,420 and I felt the implantation today. 692 00:28:07,445 --> 00:28:08,730 - What? - Yeah. 693 00:28:08,755 --> 00:28:10,855 So, obviously, Peeps for Peace is out. 694 00:28:10,924 --> 00:28:12,791 I'll have to go back to dealing drugs. 695 00:28:12,816 --> 00:28:15,231 Now that weed's legal, guess I'll move on to oxy? 696 00:28:15,256 --> 00:28:17,673 No, no, no, no. No, no, no. You were... you were so excited 697 00:28:17,697 --> 00:28:20,697 about Peeps for Peace. And-and it was such a noble decision, 698 00:28:20,722 --> 00:28:22,655 and-and I was so happy for you. 699 00:28:22,680 --> 00:28:24,246 And... Oh, my God. 700 00:28:24,271 --> 00:28:25,804 A spontaneous pregnancy? 701 00:28:25,829 --> 00:28:27,226 A-a baby? 702 00:28:30,539 --> 00:28:32,472 Okay. 703 00:28:33,321 --> 00:28:34,713 You guys got me. 704 00:28:34,745 --> 00:28:36,378 You got me. 705 00:28:36,403 --> 00:28:37,836 Who was in on this? 706 00:28:38,562 --> 00:28:40,051 Right. 707 00:28:40,120 --> 00:28:42,654 The unprotected sex and drug storylines were my idea. 708 00:28:42,722 --> 00:28:43,817 I see. 709 00:28:43,842 --> 00:28:46,401 He got it from the series about the teenage death pact. 710 00:28:46,470 --> 00:28:48,370 Eight episodes. So sad. 711 00:28:48,395 --> 00:28:50,745 They had to have counselors come to the middle school. 712 00:28:50,770 --> 00:28:52,774 Vanessa called me after you went to see her. 713 00:28:52,799 --> 00:28:55,400 So I, uh, roped Dad in and Buttface 714 00:28:55,425 --> 00:28:57,526 and hatched a plan. 715 00:28:58,347 --> 00:28:59,847 You got me. 716 00:28:59,974 --> 00:29:01,440 Mom, I know you love me. 717 00:29:01,621 --> 00:29:05,020 I love you, too, but... I got to go. 718 00:29:05,045 --> 00:29:06,344 I know. 719 00:29:06,413 --> 00:29:09,180 I was just... trying to buy some time. 720 00:29:09,700 --> 00:29:10,826 I know. 721 00:29:10,851 --> 00:29:13,251 I mean, come on, it was just, like, yesterday 722 00:29:13,276 --> 00:29:15,142 that you were an itty-bitty baby. 723 00:29:15,357 --> 00:29:18,122 And I could hold all of you in one arm. 724 00:29:18,191 --> 00:29:19,591 Oh, Mom. 725 00:29:19,616 --> 00:29:21,082 Oh, my God. 726 00:29:21,107 --> 00:29:23,372 I'm crying again. 727 00:29:23,761 --> 00:29:25,930 I-I'm good, I'm good. I'm so sorry. 728 00:29:25,999 --> 00:29:27,699 I just... 729 00:29:27,767 --> 00:29:29,834 - Oh, God... - Oh, Mama. 730 00:29:29,859 --> 00:29:32,238 Don't... No, it's all good. 731 00:29:36,410 --> 00:29:39,696 Oh. They were all in on it. Got me so good. 732 00:29:39,721 --> 00:29:42,522 I guess the olive doesn't fall far from the tree. 733 00:29:42,590 --> 00:29:45,737 I don't know. Hey, this going-away party is top-notch. 734 00:29:45,762 --> 00:29:48,227 It's classy. I mean, I gotta talk to Hector's mom 735 00:29:48,252 --> 00:29:50,400 about doing a nice soiree like this at our place. 736 00:29:50,425 --> 00:29:52,331 You've got to stop calling her "Hector's mom." 737 00:29:52,400 --> 00:29:53,933 You got to move out of her house. 738 00:29:54,010 --> 00:29:56,410 Enough. Se acabó. Basta. 739 00:29:56,435 --> 00:29:57,801 Well, you know what you need to do? 740 00:29:57,826 --> 00:29:59,704 Stop playing this old people's music. It's fizzy. 741 00:29:59,808 --> 00:30:01,174 Okay, now I'm freaking out, 742 00:30:01,242 --> 00:30:02,586 because I thought she made that up. 743 00:30:02,610 --> 00:30:04,936 No, the kids do say fizzy. 744 00:30:04,961 --> 00:30:07,280 Rebecca's almost 30. She's not a kid. 745 00:30:07,348 --> 00:30:09,010 Hey! 746 00:30:09,035 --> 00:30:11,306 Yo, yo, yo. Where the party at? 747 00:30:14,622 --> 00:30:16,756 Yeah. Oh, that's my friends. 748 00:30:16,781 --> 00:30:18,479 I told them to come ironically early. 749 00:30:19,494 --> 00:30:21,260 - Hey. - Hey. 750 00:30:21,329 --> 00:30:23,109 - How's it going? - Hi. Oh, my God. 751 00:30:23,198 --> 00:30:25,198 - Welcome. Oh, my God. - Thank you. 752 00:30:25,223 --> 00:30:27,323 You are young. You are young. You are a fetus. 753 00:30:27,435 --> 00:30:28,601 Hello. Welcome. Welcome. 754 00:30:28,670 --> 00:30:30,203 Hi. 755 00:30:30,271 --> 00:30:31,437 Do you know these people? 756 00:30:31,506 --> 00:30:33,017 No, of course I don't know these people. 757 00:30:33,041 --> 00:30:34,273 Yeah. 758 00:30:34,298 --> 00:30:36,665 Anybody have a problem with this? 759 00:30:37,127 --> 00:30:38,326 No? Okay, great. 760 00:30:38,466 --> 00:30:40,624 - So Rebecca carried the baby... - No, no, no. 761 00:30:40,648 --> 00:30:43,088 It was Heather who carried the baby, but it was Rebecca's egg. 762 00:30:43,118 --> 00:30:44,962 - Uh, okay, I'll get it eventually. - No, you're good. 763 00:30:44,986 --> 00:30:47,186 - I mean, probably won't, so... - Either way. 764 00:30:47,255 --> 00:30:48,457 I'm gonna get a drink. You want something? 765 00:30:48,482 --> 00:30:50,756 - Yeah, sure. Hey, Darryl. - Hmm? 766 00:30:50,825 --> 00:30:53,759 Hey, listen, I heard what you did. 767 00:30:53,784 --> 00:30:56,039 And thank you for throwing water in Josh's face. 768 00:30:56,064 --> 00:30:57,597 - Oh. - Lt really helped him 769 00:30:57,622 --> 00:30:59,232 get out of his kelp cocoon, you know? 770 00:30:59,257 --> 00:31:02,268 Oh, my God. You're watching Gemini's Escape. 771 00:31:02,336 --> 00:31:04,347 - Yes. - What episode are you on? Have you gotten to the one 772 00:31:04,372 --> 00:31:06,439 with the... 773 00:31:06,464 --> 00:31:08,008 Blink twice if you know what I'm saying. 774 00:31:08,933 --> 00:31:10,009 Oh! I know. 775 00:31:10,078 --> 00:31:11,155 - Let's get something to drink. - Yeah. 776 00:31:11,179 --> 00:31:12,756 I think you need it. 777 00:31:12,780 --> 00:31:13,820 - Should I turn it up? - Yeah. 778 00:31:13,845 --> 00:31:16,983 Hey, uh, do you mind? I kind of, like, curated a playlist. 779 00:31:17,008 --> 00:31:19,229 - Can you, like, turn it down at least? - Hey. 780 00:31:19,254 --> 00:31:21,053 - Or, like... - Heather, Heather, hey. 781 00:31:21,078 --> 00:31:23,612 Um, oh, my God. You're kind of embarrassing me right now. 782 00:31:23,637 --> 00:31:24,801 These are my guests, 783 00:31:24,826 --> 00:31:26,703 and they can do whatever they want, right? 784 00:31:26,728 --> 00:31:28,528 So go pay your taxes 785 00:31:28,596 --> 00:31:30,834 or trim your ear hair or something, okrrr? 786 00:31:30,859 --> 00:31:33,843 Okay, um, it's your house now, 787 00:31:33,868 --> 00:31:34,800 so... 788 00:31:34,869 --> 00:31:36,802 Okay. 789 00:31:39,075 --> 00:31:40,375 Oh, my God, I love this song. 790 00:31:40,400 --> 00:31:43,335 Is this Halsey? It's not? 791 00:31:49,258 --> 00:31:50,925 ? ? 792 00:31:50,949 --> 00:31:52,753 _ 793 00:31:57,667 --> 00:32:00,960 Yeah, okay, I love this song! 794 00:32:01,029 --> 00:32:02,728 What's it called? 795 00:32:02,753 --> 00:32:05,241 "Endless Verses"? Huh? 796 00:32:05,266 --> 00:32:06,933 "Waiting for the Chorus"? 797 00:32:06,958 --> 00:32:09,512 "Only the Bad Parts of a Song"? 798 00:32:12,140 --> 00:32:14,473 Mm! 799 00:32:14,542 --> 00:32:15,942 Okay. 800 00:32:16,010 --> 00:32:17,510 Cool, more people. 801 00:32:17,579 --> 00:32:18,579 Oh, yeah! 802 00:32:18,646 --> 00:32:19,979 I'm cool with this. 803 00:32:20,048 --> 00:32:21,981 Yeah! Come in. 804 00:32:22,050 --> 00:32:23,816 I'm glad a fire marshal's not here, right? 805 00:32:23,885 --> 00:32:25,318 'Cause otherwise we'd be in trouble. 806 00:32:25,386 --> 00:32:27,220 Okay, you go have sex now. 807 00:32:27,288 --> 00:32:29,555 It's fine, it's fine. I got no responsibilities. 808 00:32:29,624 --> 00:32:32,746 Spill red wine on my rug. Clog my toilet. 809 00:32:32,771 --> 00:32:35,505 Stick your dirty fingers in the ice machine 810 00:32:35,530 --> 00:32:37,196 in my new refrigerator, huh? 811 00:32:37,221 --> 00:32:38,559 Wait. 812 00:32:39,736 --> 00:32:41,029 Wait. 813 00:32:43,504 --> 00:32:45,605 No. 814 00:32:45,940 --> 00:32:49,297 Someone dented my new refrigerator? 815 00:32:50,385 --> 00:32:52,107 Okay! 816 00:32:52,614 --> 00:32:54,714 Young people are the worst! 817 00:32:54,739 --> 00:32:56,492 Attention! 818 00:32:56,517 --> 00:32:58,584 If you are too young 819 00:32:58,609 --> 00:33:00,609 to have watched the original Full House, 820 00:33:00,722 --> 00:33:02,125 get out! 821 00:33:03,601 --> 00:33:05,024 Oh, my God. 822 00:33:05,093 --> 00:33:07,026 Nick at Nite doesn't count. 823 00:33:07,095 --> 00:33:09,328 Get out. Just go. Go. Get out. 824 00:33:09,353 --> 00:33:11,941 That is mine. Monsters. 825 00:33:11,966 --> 00:33:14,942 Go. Go. Get out! 826 00:33:18,599 --> 00:33:21,148 Oh, my God, I can't believe I ruined your good-bye party. 827 00:33:23,299 --> 00:33:25,505 I continue to be horrible. 828 00:33:25,754 --> 00:33:28,622 Seriously, if I weren't me, I wouldn't talk to me. 829 00:33:28,817 --> 00:33:30,715 Yeah, you were pretty terrible. 830 00:33:30,740 --> 00:33:33,074 And a very unconvincing young person. 831 00:33:33,332 --> 00:33:35,637 Like, were you born 40? 832 00:33:35,878 --> 00:33:38,512 The thing is, when you told me your good news, 833 00:33:38,581 --> 00:33:39,880 I wanted to be happy for you, 834 00:33:39,949 --> 00:33:42,049 but instead I just felt self-hating and competitive, 835 00:33:42,118 --> 00:33:44,051 which I know is wrong. 836 00:33:44,120 --> 00:33:46,034 But I feel behind. 837 00:33:46,059 --> 00:33:47,666 You know, you guys have everything all set. 838 00:33:47,690 --> 00:33:48,956 You got it all figured out. 839 00:33:49,025 --> 00:33:50,224 Set? 840 00:33:50,293 --> 00:33:52,593 I'm nervous as hell. I'm going to a new city 841 00:33:52,618 --> 00:33:54,651 and a new job with a new relationship. 842 00:33:54,764 --> 00:33:57,231 - I'm hella scared. - Yeah, me, too. 843 00:33:57,300 --> 00:33:58,499 I hate a commute. 844 00:33:58,568 --> 00:34:00,789 And also, randomly I'm married? 845 00:34:00,814 --> 00:34:03,840 Like, what? 846 00:34:05,879 --> 00:34:07,981 God, I'm so sorry for being so selfish. 847 00:34:08,006 --> 00:34:10,144 You were heinous, 848 00:34:10,213 --> 00:34:12,880 but everyone's frizzy sometimes. 849 00:34:13,203 --> 00:34:15,716 Is it frizzy or fizzy? What? 850 00:34:15,741 --> 00:34:19,009 It doesn't matter. I made it up, and it somehow took off. 851 00:34:19,527 --> 00:34:21,922 God. I really backslid this week. 852 00:34:22,137 --> 00:34:24,604 I guess I got to up my therapy sessions and go back to group. 853 00:34:24,629 --> 00:34:26,132 I haven't been to group in a long time. 854 00:34:26,157 --> 00:34:29,071 Look, Rebecca, I get why you're down on yourself. 855 00:34:29,423 --> 00:34:30,439 But... 856 00:34:30,516 --> 00:34:33,444 I mean, honestly, I can't picture 857 00:34:33,469 --> 00:34:35,469 what my life would be like without you. 858 00:34:35,762 --> 00:34:38,006 I never would have met Hector, 859 00:34:38,031 --> 00:34:41,250 a-and I wouldn't have gone for my supercool corporate job. 860 00:34:41,310 --> 00:34:42,983 Yeah, and if it wasn't for you, 861 00:34:43,008 --> 00:34:45,446 I wouldn't have my cool job and awesome girlfriend 862 00:34:45,515 --> 00:34:47,648 if you hadn't broken up me and Josh. 863 00:34:47,717 --> 00:34:51,490 Yeah, and I wouldn't be anywhere near law school, so duh. 864 00:34:52,161 --> 00:34:54,028 Because of me? Really? 865 00:34:54,053 --> 00:34:56,791 Mm-hmm. So we forgive you. 866 00:34:56,893 --> 00:34:59,251 - For a lot. - A lot. 867 00:34:59,276 --> 00:35:01,672 Actually, can I ask you a favor? 868 00:35:01,857 --> 00:35:04,899 Will you take temporary custody of Estrella? 869 00:35:05,011 --> 00:35:06,778 She and Hector don't get along, 870 00:35:06,930 --> 00:35:09,536 and she's so happy here. 871 00:35:10,372 --> 00:35:12,807 You would trust me with your starfish? 872 00:35:13,174 --> 00:35:15,910 Heather, I will guard her with my life. 873 00:35:15,978 --> 00:35:19,770 Oh, my God, I love you guys so much. 874 00:35:19,882 --> 00:35:22,283 And we'll-we'll... 875 00:35:22,308 --> 00:35:23,975 we'll keep in touch, right? 876 00:35:24,086 --> 00:35:26,987 Oh, of course we will. I mean, definitely we will. 877 00:35:27,056 --> 00:35:28,355 Not like you guys 878 00:35:28,380 --> 00:35:30,914 are moving to Botswana. 879 00:35:31,027 --> 00:35:33,387 - Wow, is that really where he's going? - Yeah. 880 00:35:33,412 --> 00:35:35,095 Yeah. I looked on a globe, 881 00:35:35,120 --> 00:35:37,988 - and it's, like, you know, here. - Oh, Paula. 882 00:35:38,029 --> 00:35:41,050 I'm so s... Excited for him and for you. 883 00:35:41,075 --> 00:35:43,814 Paula, you know that we love you and we're here for you. 884 00:35:43,847 --> 00:35:47,449 Yeah, I know. We'll all be here for each other. 885 00:35:47,474 --> 00:35:50,550 Yeah, girl group is "forevah." 886 00:35:51,592 --> 00:35:54,748 - And "evah." - And "evah." 887 00:35:54,817 --> 00:35:57,952 - And "evah." - Cheers. 888 00:36:02,301 --> 00:36:05,226 Well... I should go, 889 00:36:05,251 --> 00:36:08,269 because I only have a little time left with him. 890 00:36:09,525 --> 00:36:12,466 So... No, no, no. Good night. 891 00:36:12,491 --> 00:36:14,791 Bye, bye, bye, bye, bye. 892 00:36:14,816 --> 00:36:16,981 And now she's stuck with Tommy. 893 00:36:40,314 --> 00:36:41,662 You gonna be okay? 894 00:36:41,687 --> 00:36:44,442 Oh, yeah. It's just amazing 895 00:36:44,467 --> 00:36:47,545 that this is how everything turned out. 896 00:36:47,570 --> 00:36:49,981 - Yeah. - I mean, you're everything I ever hoped 897 00:36:50,006 --> 00:36:51,773 you would be, but... 898 00:36:52,074 --> 00:36:55,729 nothing like I actually thought you would be. 899 00:36:56,012 --> 00:36:57,878 What, Mom? 900 00:37:04,553 --> 00:37:06,987 ? You stand before me ? 901 00:37:07,056 --> 00:37:10,157 ? A man fully grown ? 902 00:37:10,226 --> 00:37:13,427 ? Ready to take on the world ? 903 00:37:13,540 --> 00:37:17,041 ? Heading out on your own ? 904 00:37:17,066 --> 00:37:18,999 ? You're now so thoughtful ? 905 00:37:19,068 --> 00:37:22,436 ? Strong and wise ? 906 00:37:22,505 --> 00:37:24,238 ? I'm proud ? 907 00:37:24,307 --> 00:37:27,574 ? But I'm also surprised ? 908 00:37:27,643 --> 00:37:31,078 ? 'Cause I always never believed in you ? 909 00:37:31,147 --> 00:37:33,547 ? I never gave up giving up on you ? 910 00:37:34,307 --> 00:37:37,051 ? Deep inside I always knew ? 911 00:37:37,119 --> 00:37:40,554 ? That you'd eventually never come through ? 912 00:37:40,623 --> 00:37:42,623 ? Not for a second did I think ? 913 00:37:42,692 --> 00:37:46,327 ? You wouldn't end up dead or in the clink ? 914 00:37:46,395 --> 00:37:50,597 ? For possession or assault or worse ? 915 00:37:50,622 --> 00:37:52,666 ? It's true ? 916 00:37:52,691 --> 00:37:58,353 ? 'Cause I've always never believed in you ? 917 00:38:00,376 --> 00:38:02,242 ? The moment you were born ? 918 00:38:02,311 --> 00:38:05,245 ? They placed you in my arms ? 919 00:38:05,314 --> 00:38:08,682 ? And I looked into your eyes and thought ? 920 00:38:08,751 --> 00:38:11,952 ? "Well, that's a murderer" ? 921 00:38:12,021 --> 00:38:14,188 ? I thought at best ? 922 00:38:14,256 --> 00:38:17,224 ? You might barely manage ? 923 00:38:17,293 --> 00:38:19,360 ? And it would be my job ? 924 00:38:19,428 --> 00:38:23,330 ? To try to mitigate the damage ? 925 00:38:23,399 --> 00:38:26,934 ? 'Cause I've always never believed in you ? 926 00:38:27,003 --> 00:38:29,436 ? I never once doubted doubting you ? 927 00:38:29,505 --> 00:38:32,639 ? With every opportunity that you blew ? 928 00:38:32,708 --> 00:38:35,776 ? All my worst fears just kept coming true ? 929 00:38:35,845 --> 00:38:38,779 ? You never were a teacher's pet ? 930 00:38:38,848 --> 00:38:41,949 ? But you did kill a teacher's pet ? 931 00:38:42,018 --> 00:38:44,551 ? With every horrifying thing ? 932 00:38:44,620 --> 00:38:47,721 ? You'd say or do ? 933 00:38:47,790 --> 00:38:52,459 ? I continued to never believe in you ? 934 00:38:52,528 --> 00:38:55,396 ? Some people are destined to fly high ? 935 00:38:55,464 --> 00:38:58,332 ? Others just get really, really high ? 936 00:38:58,401 --> 00:39:01,635 ? Some people reach for the stars ? 937 00:39:01,704 --> 00:39:05,026 ? Some just reach for the panel in the ceiling ? 938 00:39:05,051 --> 00:39:07,717 ? Where they keep their drugs ? 939 00:39:07,742 --> 00:39:10,144 ? I held out no hope ? 940 00:39:10,212 --> 00:39:13,080 ? For so long ? 941 00:39:13,149 --> 00:39:15,115 ? But now I admit ? 942 00:39:15,184 --> 00:39:18,886 ? I got you all wrong ? 943 00:39:18,954 --> 00:39:21,789 ? 'Cause now I actually believe in you ? 944 00:39:21,857 --> 00:39:24,892 ? No longer have a total lack of faith in you ? 945 00:39:24,960 --> 00:39:28,130 ? Apparently there are things you can do ? 946 00:39:28,155 --> 00:39:31,198 ? You're full of potential, and no one knew ? 947 00:39:31,223 --> 00:39:34,345 ? Allow me to tip my hat to you, sir ? 948 00:39:34,370 --> 00:39:37,438 ? 'Cause you're no longer a total loser ? 949 00:39:37,463 --> 00:39:39,830 ? It feels strange to say it ? 950 00:39:39,855 --> 00:39:43,752 ? But it's true ? 951 00:39:44,365 --> 00:39:47,214 ? I weirdly, shockingly ? 952 00:39:47,239 --> 00:39:51,141 ? Completely believe ? 953 00:39:51,253 --> 00:39:56,409 ? In you ? 954 00:40:01,564 --> 00:40:06,043 ? I believe, I believe, I believe ? 955 00:40:06,068 --> 00:40:10,070 ? In you ? 956 00:40:11,607 --> 00:40:16,543 ? Yes, I do ? 957 00:40:16,612 --> 00:40:20,647 ? Yes ? 958 00:40:20,922 --> 00:40:25,825 ? I do. ? 959 00:40:32,194 --> 00:40:34,127 ? ? 960 00:40:54,492 --> 00:40:56,425 ? ? 961 00:41:04,732 --> 00:41:05,926 It'll be okay. 962 00:41:07,730 --> 00:41:10,063 I love you, Mom. I love you, too. 963 00:41:10,132 --> 00:41:13,743 -- Synced and corrected by ChrisKe -- -- www.addic7ed.com --