1 00:00:14,833 --> 00:00:20,833 Sync and corrections by btsix www.addic7ed.com 2 00:00:37,740 --> 00:00:39,699 - Hold on! - We ARE holding on! 3 00:00:39,700 --> 00:00:41,659 - Whoa! - Well, hold on tighter! 4 00:00:41,660 --> 00:00:43,459 Can you do something about this turbulence? 5 00:00:43,460 --> 00:00:44,819 I'm avoiding something. 6 00:00:44,820 --> 00:00:47,139 Aagh! Can't get the hang of these new systems! 7 00:00:47,140 --> 00:00:49,900 - What is it? - No! It's still coming for us! 8 00:00:50,940 --> 00:00:53,259 Oh! It's a teleport pulse. 9 00:00:55,060 --> 00:00:57,500 Aagh! What's that?! 10 00:01:02,860 --> 00:01:04,579 Delivery for the Doctor. 11 00:01:04,580 --> 00:01:06,419 Ah! It's the Kerblam Man! 12 00:01:06,420 --> 00:01:08,179 - It's the what? - The Kerblam Man. 13 00:01:08,180 --> 00:01:10,979 You're just making sounds now. 14 00:01:10,980 --> 00:01:12,659 Delivery fulfilled. 15 00:01:12,660 --> 00:01:16,459 And remember, if you want it, Kerblam it. 16 00:01:23,700 --> 00:01:25,819 Ah! 17 00:01:25,820 --> 00:01:28,060 Space postman. I've seen it all now. 18 00:01:28,520 --> 00:01:30,040 Delivery bots. 19 00:01:30,780 --> 00:01:33,173 Kerblam's the biggest retailer in this galaxy. 20 00:01:33,174 --> 00:01:35,046 I don't remember ordering anything. 21 00:01:35,047 --> 00:01:37,019 Must have been a while back. 22 00:01:37,020 --> 00:01:38,260 Oh! 23 00:01:39,260 --> 00:01:40,400 What d'you think? 24 00:01:41,060 --> 00:01:42,539 Still me? 25 00:01:42,540 --> 00:01:43,979 Nice. 26 00:01:43,980 --> 00:01:47,099 Check it out, they even use bubble wrap. 27 00:01:47,100 --> 00:01:49,499 Doctor, look at this. 28 00:01:49,500 --> 00:01:51,180 The back of the packing slip. 29 00:01:52,580 --> 00:01:54,060 "Help me." 30 00:01:54,840 --> 00:01:57,173 Probably someone just bored out of their minds, mucking about. 31 00:01:57,174 --> 00:01:58,770 Trust me, I've been there. 32 00:01:58,771 --> 00:02:00,779 Should have seen what we used to hide inside the trainers... 33 00:02:00,780 --> 00:02:02,339 What if it's not? 34 00:02:02,340 --> 00:02:04,499 What if someone really is in trouble? 35 00:02:04,500 --> 00:02:06,380 Can't hurt to check, can it, Doc? 36 00:02:10,300 --> 00:02:12,380 Right. Kerblam, here we come. 37 00:02:16,860 --> 00:02:17,939 Oh... 38 00:02:29,300 --> 00:02:30,539 Oh... 39 00:02:30,540 --> 00:02:32,659 There's the planet Kandoka, and we're on its moon. 40 00:02:32,660 --> 00:02:35,044 Kerblam turned it into one massive warehouse. 41 00:02:35,045 --> 00:02:36,419 Look at the size of it! 42 00:02:36,420 --> 00:02:38,539 Must be thousands of people in there. 43 00:02:38,540 --> 00:02:40,219 How are we gonna find out who sent that message? 44 00:02:40,220 --> 00:02:42,860 Halfway across the universe and I feel like I'm back at work. 45 00:02:43,980 --> 00:02:45,179 Ryan... 46 00:02:45,180 --> 00:02:46,419 ...brilliant! 47 00:02:46,420 --> 00:02:47,660 Come on. 48 00:02:48,580 --> 00:02:50,539 - What? - We're going undercover. 49 00:02:50,540 --> 00:02:51,619 Chop-chop! 50 00:02:51,620 --> 00:02:53,419 Good morning, workers. 51 00:02:53,420 --> 00:02:55,679 - Welcome to another rewarding... - Can you check again? 52 00:02:55,680 --> 00:02:57,419 We just came in from Kandoka. 53 00:02:57,420 --> 00:02:59,510 We must be on the list there somewhere. 54 00:02:59,511 --> 00:03:01,639 Not expecting anyone new today. 55 00:03:01,640 --> 00:03:03,219 Didn't even know there was a shuttle coming in. 56 00:03:03,220 --> 00:03:05,219 Do you mind if I take a look? It might just be the spelling. 57 00:03:05,220 --> 00:03:07,060 By the way, this is our reference. 58 00:03:08,578 --> 00:03:11,378 Oh. You're relatives of the First Lady! 59 00:03:11,379 --> 00:03:13,789 Oh. Did she put that? We asked her not to. 60 00:03:13,790 --> 00:03:15,939 - Didn't we, gang? - We don't like to talk about it. 61 00:03:15,940 --> 00:03:17,699 - Oh. - Yeah. So awkward. 62 00:03:17,700 --> 00:03:19,179 We're very private. 63 00:03:19,180 --> 00:03:20,939 Well, there must be some... 64 00:03:20,940 --> 00:03:23,380 Oh, no. There you are. Got you. 65 00:03:24,616 --> 00:03:26,539 Private shuttle landing. 66 00:03:26,540 --> 00:03:28,500 Sorry. Person error. 67 00:03:29,660 --> 00:03:30,900 Me, I mean. Um... 68 00:03:31,740 --> 00:03:34,139 Right. Well, uh, let's get you on this induction, then. 69 00:03:34,140 --> 00:03:36,019 Uh, follow me. This way. 70 00:03:36,020 --> 00:03:39,059 Welcome to another rewarding shift at Kerblam, 71 00:03:39,060 --> 00:03:42,099 fulfilling orders from the human colony of Kandoka. 72 00:03:42,100 --> 00:03:43,579 - Hi! - Morning. 73 00:03:43,580 --> 00:03:45,139 Sorry, what's your name? 74 00:03:45,140 --> 00:03:47,219 - Oh. Judy Maddox, Head of People. - Ah. 75 00:03:47,220 --> 00:03:49,059 Morning, Les. How are the family? 76 00:03:49,060 --> 00:03:50,539 Good morning, Daniel. 77 00:03:50,540 --> 00:03:52,059 My name is not Les, 78 00:03:52,060 --> 00:03:54,939 but I acknowledge your amusing coworker banter. 79 00:03:54,940 --> 00:03:56,699 Every morning. 80 00:03:56,700 --> 00:03:58,460 So much for machine learning. 81 00:03:59,147 --> 00:04:00,859 Have a great day, Dan. 82 00:04:00,860 --> 00:04:03,699 - Hiya! - Good morning, new workers. 83 00:04:03,700 --> 00:04:06,299 - Is it me, or are they pretty creepy? - It ain't you. 84 00:04:06,300 --> 00:04:09,139 Oi, you two, that's robophobic. Some of my best friends are robots. 85 00:04:09,140 --> 00:04:10,819 You'll be right at home here, then. 86 00:04:10,820 --> 00:04:14,060 Kerblam, fully automated, people powered. 87 00:04:19,540 --> 00:04:21,259 The system allocates work details 88 00:04:21,260 --> 00:04:25,259 based on fitness, stamina, dexterity and mental assessments. 89 00:04:25,260 --> 00:04:26,979 Same model as the Kerblam Man! 90 00:04:26,980 --> 00:04:28,860 I love the Kerblam Man. 91 00:04:29,417 --> 00:04:31,699 The Teammates are the friendly face of the system. 92 00:04:31,700 --> 00:04:35,633 They're here to assist and to supervise the organic workers. 93 00:04:35,634 --> 00:04:36,713 Organic? 94 00:04:36,714 --> 00:04:38,499 Oh, sorry. Listen to me. 95 00:04:38,500 --> 00:04:40,259 You get so used to the jargon. 96 00:04:40,260 --> 00:04:41,825 Gone native. 97 00:04:44,660 --> 00:04:47,027 Oh! Two hearts. 98 00:04:47,028 --> 00:04:48,481 Courtesy of the First Lady. 99 00:04:48,482 --> 00:04:51,059 Very good healthcare policy. I don't like to talk about it. 100 00:04:51,060 --> 00:04:54,379 So... Kerblam is completely automated? 101 00:04:54,380 --> 00:04:58,239 Uh, no, 90%, as per Kandokan guidelines. 102 00:04:58,240 --> 00:05:01,139 Proud to be a certified 10% people-powered company. 103 00:05:01,140 --> 00:05:04,102 I know some people are against quotas, but I'm all for that one. 104 00:05:04,103 --> 00:05:05,699 Mind you, I would say that, wouldn't I? 105 00:05:05,700 --> 00:05:08,219 Head of People. Self-interest. 106 00:05:08,220 --> 00:05:10,659 It's funny, I don't normally talk this much. 107 00:05:13,860 --> 00:05:15,220 Huh. 108 00:05:16,260 --> 00:05:18,785 Don't worry, it'll come back online in a moment. 109 00:05:18,786 --> 00:05:20,827 Not paid your bills? 110 00:05:22,067 --> 00:05:24,587 Build a warehouse on a moon, it's never gonna be perfect. 111 00:05:25,580 --> 00:05:27,299 We get the occasional power drain. 112 00:05:27,300 --> 00:05:29,820 It's down to the self-optimisation systems. 113 00:05:30,480 --> 00:05:32,441 How's the morale among the workers? 114 00:05:33,900 --> 00:05:35,859 Uh... I like to think very good. 115 00:05:35,860 --> 00:05:39,379 It's my job to make sure that everyone's happy. Uh... 116 00:05:39,380 --> 00:05:40,819 Not that it's difficult, 117 00:05:40,820 --> 00:05:42,939 I mean, we're all so grateful to have a job, right? 118 00:05:42,940 --> 00:05:44,899 We all know how hard they are to come by. 119 00:05:44,900 --> 00:05:48,459 No, I hope that people feel it's a privilege to work at Kerblam. 120 00:05:48,460 --> 00:05:51,339 Relax as I affix your Group Loop. 121 00:05:51,340 --> 00:05:53,259 - Are we under house arrest? - Oh, no. 122 00:05:53,260 --> 00:05:57,019 The Group Loops monitor productivity and report back to the system. 123 00:05:57,020 --> 00:05:59,128 I wore one of these at my last job. 124 00:05:59,129 --> 00:06:00,508 Oh, really? Where was that? 125 00:06:00,509 --> 00:06:04,059 Sport Stack, People's Republic of South Yorkshire. 126 00:06:04,060 --> 00:06:05,139 Hmm. I don't know it. 127 00:06:05,140 --> 00:06:06,899 But it's nice to meet someone with experience. 128 00:06:06,900 --> 00:06:08,260 You'll feel right at home. 129 00:06:09,620 --> 00:06:10,779 Yeah. 130 00:06:10,780 --> 00:06:12,705 Right. Time for the tour. 131 00:06:15,820 --> 00:06:17,939 600 million products, 132 00:06:17,940 --> 00:06:22,540 10,000 employees, the biggest human workforce in this galaxy. 133 00:06:23,580 --> 00:06:25,219 Welcome to Kerblam. 134 00:06:25,220 --> 00:06:28,459 Welcome to another rewarding shift at Kerblam, 135 00:06:28,460 --> 00:06:31,859 fulfilling orders from the human colony of Kandoka. 136 00:06:31,860 --> 00:06:34,459 10,000 workers. One wrote a message. 137 00:06:36,746 --> 00:06:38,543 Might take a while, this. 138 00:06:39,060 --> 00:06:41,139 Maintenance staff are requested. 139 00:06:41,140 --> 00:06:42,499 Thank you, Maintenance. 140 00:06:42,500 --> 00:06:45,259 The system instantly relays customer orders 141 00:06:45,260 --> 00:06:47,299 to workers in Fulfilments. 142 00:06:47,300 --> 00:06:50,740 They scan the product and send it down to the packing stations. 143 00:06:51,860 --> 00:06:53,380 Product incoming. 144 00:06:55,180 --> 00:06:59,099 Once it's packed, the customer's order goes on the conveyor. 145 00:06:59,100 --> 00:07:00,379 Rule number one, 146 00:07:00,380 --> 00:07:04,379 keep all loose clothing, hair and body parts away from the conveyor 147 00:07:04,380 --> 00:07:08,020 and never, ever, climb onto the conveyors. 148 00:07:09,100 --> 00:07:14,540 Any person found on the conveyor faces immediate termination. 149 00:07:16,620 --> 00:07:18,739 This is Final Checks, 150 00:07:18,740 --> 00:07:21,459 where parcels are inspected, sealed, 151 00:07:21,460 --> 00:07:24,019 and go down the hatch... 152 00:07:24,020 --> 00:07:25,900 ...to Dispatch. 153 00:07:26,980 --> 00:07:30,259 Through this hatch beats the heart of the Kerblam operation. 154 00:07:30,260 --> 00:07:32,419 Hundreds of conveyors pumping parcels 155 00:07:32,420 --> 00:07:34,459 down to our fully automated lower level. 156 00:07:34,460 --> 00:07:38,179 From Dispatch, our postmen retrieve the parcels 157 00:07:38,180 --> 00:07:41,059 and teleport direct to the customers. 158 00:07:41,060 --> 00:07:43,419 - Any questions? - Can I do the packing slips? 159 00:07:43,420 --> 00:07:47,210 Sorry, only purple Group Loops work the packing stations. 160 00:07:47,211 --> 00:07:48,659 Oh. 161 00:07:48,660 --> 00:07:51,054 Leisure breaks in the Home Zone. 162 00:07:51,055 --> 00:07:55,099 Right. I'll leave you in the capable hands of the Teammates. 163 00:07:55,100 --> 00:07:57,559 I'll be checking in on you, make sure you're OK. 164 00:07:57,560 --> 00:07:59,339 Gotta keep an eye on the 10%. 165 00:07:59,340 --> 00:08:01,940 As my dad used to say, "Go, organics!" 166 00:08:04,020 --> 00:08:06,140 He was, uh... a bit odd, my dad. 167 00:08:07,340 --> 00:08:09,019 - Stand still, Graham. - What you doing? 168 00:08:09,020 --> 00:08:11,435 Switching jobs with you. I need purple. 169 00:08:11,436 --> 00:08:13,739 Whoever sent that message had access to the packing stations. 170 00:08:13,740 --> 00:08:15,139 That's where I need to be. 171 00:08:15,140 --> 00:08:16,503 And where does that leave me? 172 00:08:16,504 --> 00:08:18,259 Hello, coworkers. 173 00:08:18,260 --> 00:08:20,939 We're so thrilled to have you with us. 174 00:08:20,940 --> 00:08:23,592 Yasmin Khan, please come with me. 175 00:08:23,593 --> 00:08:25,379 Ryan Sinclair and the Doctor, 176 00:08:25,380 --> 00:08:26,699 great name, 177 00:08:26,700 --> 00:08:29,139 with my colleague to the left. 178 00:08:29,140 --> 00:08:31,018 Hello, team! 179 00:08:31,019 --> 00:08:32,859 Meet you at break time in the Home Zone? 180 00:08:32,860 --> 00:08:34,539 - Yes, ma'am. - Roger Wilco. 181 00:08:34,540 --> 00:08:35,739 Oh! Did I ever tell you 182 00:08:35,740 --> 00:08:37,465 about a bloke that I met called Roger Wilco... 183 00:08:37,466 --> 00:08:40,219 Hey, hey, hold on! What about me?! Where am I going? 184 00:08:40,220 --> 00:08:45,420 Graham O'Brien, a very warm welcome to Premium Maintenance. 185 00:08:49,060 --> 00:08:50,340 Not a word. 186 00:08:53,140 --> 00:08:54,700 Product incoming. 187 00:08:55,700 --> 00:08:58,019 You two are doing so well! 188 00:08:58,020 --> 00:09:00,259 - Especially for a first day. - Thanks, Kira. 189 00:09:00,260 --> 00:09:02,699 I was hoping for something a bit less really repetitive, but... 190 00:09:02,700 --> 00:09:05,059 - ...quite enjoying it. - Product incoming. 191 00:09:05,060 --> 00:09:06,499 You're a ninja at this, Ryan. 192 00:09:06,500 --> 00:09:07,859 This was my life before you. 193 00:09:07,860 --> 00:09:10,019 Mind you, you should have seen me when I'd just started. 194 00:09:10,020 --> 00:09:11,779 First month, total nightmare. 195 00:09:11,780 --> 00:09:14,059 Takes me a while to learn things physically. 196 00:09:14,060 --> 00:09:15,499 I get there in the end, but... 197 00:09:15,500 --> 00:09:17,579 ...just some stuff takes me a bit longer. 198 00:09:17,580 --> 00:09:20,059 Luckily, I had mates who covered for me in the beginning. 199 00:09:20,060 --> 00:09:22,726 Oh. I was terrible too, my first week. 200 00:09:23,540 --> 00:09:25,300 I'm amazed the system kept me on. 201 00:09:26,820 --> 00:09:30,059 But now, I just take a deep breath at the beginning of every shift 202 00:09:30,060 --> 00:09:33,940 and tell myself, "Kira Arlo, you can do this." 203 00:09:36,060 --> 00:09:38,740 Sometimes I almost believe myself. 204 00:09:40,460 --> 00:09:42,006 What I don't understand is 205 00:09:42,007 --> 00:09:44,739 why does Kerblam need people as a workforce? 206 00:09:44,740 --> 00:09:47,859 These are automated and repetitive tasks. 207 00:09:47,860 --> 00:09:49,819 Why not get the robots to do it? 208 00:09:49,820 --> 00:09:51,219 Do you not watch the news? 209 00:09:51,220 --> 00:09:53,499 - We travel a lot. - A lot. 210 00:09:53,500 --> 00:09:55,379 Kandokan labour laws. 211 00:09:55,380 --> 00:09:58,099 Ever since the People Power protest movements, 212 00:09:58,100 --> 00:10:01,419 companies have to make sure a minimum 10% of the workforce 213 00:10:01,420 --> 00:10:04,420 are actual people, at all levels. 214 00:10:04,421 --> 00:10:08,459 Like the slogan says, "Real people need real jobs." 215 00:10:08,460 --> 00:10:10,219 Work gives us purpose, right? 216 00:10:10,220 --> 00:10:12,459 - Some work, maybe. - Product incoming. 217 00:10:12,460 --> 00:10:14,139 Do you want a tip? 218 00:10:14,140 --> 00:10:16,099 If I ever get bored, 219 00:10:16,100 --> 00:10:21,580 I imagine customers opening their parcels, back on Kandoka. 220 00:10:22,620 --> 00:10:24,699 Their big smiles. 221 00:10:24,700 --> 00:10:27,459 I only ever got a present the once, but... 222 00:10:27,460 --> 00:10:29,500 ...oh, I can never forget how it felt. 223 00:10:30,500 --> 00:10:31,739 Like... 224 00:10:31,740 --> 00:10:34,139 Like a little box of happiness. 225 00:10:36,860 --> 00:10:38,460 Just one present your whole life? 226 00:10:39,460 --> 00:10:40,940 My birthday, last year. 227 00:10:40,941 --> 00:10:44,200 A little box of chocolates, from Judy, our Head of People. 228 00:10:44,860 --> 00:10:46,420 Oh! It was so amazing. 229 00:10:47,700 --> 00:10:49,044 What about your mum and dad? 230 00:10:49,045 --> 00:10:50,819 Didn't they ever get you a present? 231 00:10:50,820 --> 00:10:52,499 Never knew them. 232 00:10:52,500 --> 00:10:54,180 But I can still imagine... 233 00:10:55,180 --> 00:10:57,979 ...families opening these packages. 234 00:10:57,980 --> 00:11:01,980 We make them happy by doing what we do here. 235 00:11:03,460 --> 00:11:06,100 You have a great approach to life, Kira. 236 00:11:07,100 --> 00:11:08,739 Thank you. 237 00:11:08,740 --> 00:11:10,339 That's so lovely of you. 238 00:11:10,340 --> 00:11:12,480 Nobody's ever said something that nice to me. 239 00:11:16,531 --> 00:11:19,099 Where are these packing slips generated from? 240 00:11:19,100 --> 00:11:21,779 I don't know. They just... arrive here. 241 00:11:21,780 --> 00:11:23,900 Our little instruction slips. 242 00:11:24,900 --> 00:11:27,939 Kira, have you ever met anyone here who's worried... 243 00:11:27,940 --> 00:11:29,780 ...or needs help? 244 00:11:33,420 --> 00:11:36,139 - Help with what? - I dunno. 245 00:11:36,140 --> 00:11:39,260 Someone who was having a hard time, or got themselves into trouble. 246 00:11:40,660 --> 00:11:44,859 Word of advice, the Teammates can hear everything, if they choose. 247 00:11:44,860 --> 00:11:46,379 Everything? 248 00:11:46,380 --> 00:11:49,099 Constant random monitoring. 249 00:11:49,100 --> 00:11:50,700 No such thing as privacy here. 250 00:11:52,945 --> 00:11:54,585 Are you from the union? Is that it? 251 00:11:54,586 --> 00:11:57,067 Just trying to get a sense of the place. 252 00:11:58,780 --> 00:12:01,743 Well, best way to get along, do as you're told... 253 00:12:02,660 --> 00:12:05,779 ...and try not... to bump into the robots. 254 00:12:05,780 --> 00:12:08,819 If you can manage that, you might end up... 255 00:12:08,820 --> 00:12:10,660 ...on a poster! 256 00:12:11,660 --> 00:12:13,259 That's you! 257 00:12:13,260 --> 00:12:14,739 Film-star looks. 258 00:12:16,580 --> 00:12:18,220 I got extra credit for it. 259 00:12:19,260 --> 00:12:22,299 Sent a poster to my little girl, for her bedroom wall. 260 00:12:22,300 --> 00:12:24,539 - How old is she? - Six. 261 00:12:24,540 --> 00:12:25,899 Where is she? 262 00:12:25,900 --> 00:12:28,059 She's upstairs. She's Head of Finance. 263 00:12:28,060 --> 00:12:30,440 No, she's back home, on Kandoka. 264 00:12:31,300 --> 00:12:32,659 She made me this. 265 00:12:32,660 --> 00:12:34,459 Lacquered with arcadium. 266 00:12:34,460 --> 00:12:35,940 Outlast anything, this will. 267 00:12:37,020 --> 00:12:38,499 Including me. 268 00:12:38,500 --> 00:12:39,939 Actually, that's a bit depressing. 269 00:12:39,940 --> 00:12:41,179 Hello, coworkers. 270 00:12:41,180 --> 00:12:44,060 Please confine social interaction to leisure breaks. 271 00:12:47,006 --> 00:12:49,126 How often do you see your daughter? 272 00:12:49,749 --> 00:12:52,339 Twice a year, I splurge on an economy shuttle. 273 00:12:52,340 --> 00:12:54,740 The rest of my wages I put away for her education. 274 00:12:56,020 --> 00:12:59,100 I do this job so... she doesn't end up like her dad. 275 00:12:59,860 --> 00:13:02,059 - Her dad's alright. - Well... 276 00:13:02,060 --> 00:13:04,139 ...I was a rubbish husband to her mum. 277 00:13:04,140 --> 00:13:06,060 But... I'm making up for it. 278 00:13:07,220 --> 00:13:09,379 It's tough being away from family. 279 00:13:09,380 --> 00:13:10,659 Well... 280 00:13:10,660 --> 00:13:14,108 ...at least I'm working, unlike half the galaxy. 281 00:13:14,109 --> 00:13:15,779 I suppose we've only got ourselves to blame. 282 00:13:15,780 --> 00:13:17,499 Whilst we were busy staring at our phones, 283 00:13:17,500 --> 00:13:19,099 technology went and nicked our jobs... 284 00:13:19,100 --> 00:13:20,619 Great conversation, guys. 285 00:13:20,620 --> 00:13:23,339 But unnecessary talking can lead to efficiency reductions. 286 00:13:23,340 --> 00:13:25,939 Why not pick up the pace a little? 287 00:13:25,940 --> 00:13:27,459 Sure thing, Basil. 288 00:13:27,460 --> 00:13:28,940 Thank you. 289 00:13:30,420 --> 00:13:32,619 He was a pole dancer till his hips gave out. 290 00:13:34,180 --> 00:13:35,939 I like you, Yaz, you laugh at my jokes. 291 00:13:38,180 --> 00:13:43,540 Hmm. Antique lamp, section 99955/7. 292 00:13:45,020 --> 00:13:46,949 No. Not a good idea. 293 00:13:46,950 --> 00:13:48,642 Not on your first day. 294 00:13:48,643 --> 00:13:51,179 I'll take that. You'll get lost in the triple-9s. 295 00:13:51,180 --> 00:13:53,779 - Dan, I'm perfectly capable of... - I know you are. 296 00:13:53,780 --> 00:13:56,139 I'm just not sure the system is. 297 00:13:56,140 --> 00:13:58,780 There's barely anything down the triple-9s anymore. 298 00:13:59,780 --> 00:14:02,310 The last person to search for an order down there got the sack. 299 00:14:02,940 --> 00:14:04,500 I never saw them again. 300 00:14:06,740 --> 00:14:08,979 Not having that happen to you. 301 00:14:08,980 --> 00:14:11,180 Not on your first day. 302 00:14:26,340 --> 00:14:28,419 Kerblam performance status. 303 00:14:29,820 --> 00:14:33,580 All systems currently at optimal... fun... ction... 304 00:14:34,820 --> 00:14:36,179 Another power drain? 305 00:14:36,180 --> 00:14:37,739 ..functionality. 306 00:14:37,740 --> 00:14:40,020 System online. 307 00:14:41,580 --> 00:14:44,740 Alright. It's just a glitch. Back to work. 308 00:14:45,740 --> 00:14:48,660 Come on, Kira. Re-engage brain, if you can find it. 309 00:14:49,500 --> 00:14:51,099 S-sorry, Mr Slade. 310 00:14:51,100 --> 00:14:53,699 Hey. Don't talk to her like that. 311 00:14:53,700 --> 00:14:55,219 It... it's OK. 312 00:14:55,220 --> 00:14:57,579 - No, it's not. - Who are you? 313 00:14:57,580 --> 00:14:59,459 I'm the Doctor. I'm new. 314 00:14:59,460 --> 00:15:00,859 And you are? 315 00:15:00,860 --> 00:15:02,179 Jarva Slade. 316 00:15:02,180 --> 00:15:04,259 Warehouse Executive. Your boss. 317 00:15:04,260 --> 00:15:06,219 Well, you've certainly got the clipboard for it. 318 00:15:06,220 --> 00:15:07,859 Be nicer to Kira, please. 319 00:15:07,860 --> 00:15:10,579 How would you like a warning for insubordination? 320 00:15:10,580 --> 00:15:13,320 I'd love one! Oh, I could add it to my collection. 321 00:15:13,940 --> 00:15:15,179 Doctor, don't... 322 00:15:15,180 --> 00:15:17,539 Gentle people skills advice for you, Mr Slade, 323 00:15:17,540 --> 00:15:19,179 respect goes both ways. 324 00:15:19,180 --> 00:15:22,739 The best managers, the really good ones, value their staff, 325 00:15:22,740 --> 00:15:25,379 and know instinctively if someone's in trouble, 326 00:15:25,380 --> 00:15:26,819 or... 327 00:15:26,820 --> 00:15:28,419 ...is asking for help. 328 00:15:28,420 --> 00:15:30,060 Now, how good a manager are you? 329 00:15:32,140 --> 00:15:33,860 Know anyone who needs help? 330 00:15:36,440 --> 00:15:37,960 Get back to work. 331 00:15:38,833 --> 00:15:40,313 All of you. 332 00:15:48,300 --> 00:15:50,219 Be careful with Slade. 333 00:15:50,220 --> 00:15:53,019 Last week, Zaff got a warning for leaning on the conveyor, 334 00:15:53,020 --> 00:15:55,099 and the next day, he was gone. 335 00:15:55,100 --> 00:15:56,699 Gone? 336 00:15:56,700 --> 00:15:58,779 Does that happen a lot? 337 00:15:58,780 --> 00:16:01,219 A few have gone recently. 338 00:16:01,220 --> 00:16:05,739 Zaff, Jax from the canteen, Chinello from Maintenance. 339 00:16:05,740 --> 00:16:09,060 And it... it's weird, 'cause Lupa called Chinello's mum... 340 00:16:10,060 --> 00:16:12,300 ...and she never arrived home. 341 00:16:21,660 --> 00:16:22,740 Blimey! 342 00:16:25,940 --> 00:16:27,780 You scared me there for a moment. 343 00:16:29,226 --> 00:16:31,426 You should be in Dispatch, shouldn't you? Not down here. 344 00:16:32,500 --> 00:16:34,219 What you doing, 345 00:16:34,220 --> 00:16:36,060 practising your lurking? 346 00:16:38,479 --> 00:16:39,651 Can you hear me? 347 00:16:41,260 --> 00:16:43,140 Something wrong with your speech circuits? 348 00:16:50,100 --> 00:16:52,780 Hang on. I'll report it, get you back to Dispatch... 349 00:16:53,980 --> 00:16:55,180 Dan? 350 00:17:00,460 --> 00:17:03,739 Remember, any problems, please ask a Teammate. 351 00:17:03,740 --> 00:17:05,340 They're on your side. 352 00:17:06,860 --> 00:17:08,060 Dan? 353 00:17:10,180 --> 00:17:11,500 Dan? 354 00:17:12,740 --> 00:17:14,020 Dan?! 355 00:17:14,021 --> 00:17:15,662 You down there? 356 00:17:22,180 --> 00:17:23,700 Dan?! 357 00:17:26,566 --> 00:17:28,086 Are you there?! 358 00:17:39,820 --> 00:17:40,940 Um... 359 00:17:41,940 --> 00:17:43,380 ...I... I just found these. 360 00:17:47,460 --> 00:17:49,179 They belong to Dan Cooper. 361 00:17:49,180 --> 00:17:50,980 Do you know where he is? 362 00:17:53,900 --> 00:17:55,780 OK. Never mind! 363 00:18:02,220 --> 00:18:06,659 Safety rule 198, do not drink any of the cleaning fluids. 364 00:18:06,660 --> 00:18:09,179 Yeah, yeah. I've got it now, guys. Thank you. 365 00:18:09,180 --> 00:18:11,899 Your Maintenance mentor is Charlie. 366 00:18:11,900 --> 00:18:14,379 Hmm? Oh, alright, cockle? 367 00:18:14,380 --> 00:18:18,340 - Have a productive day, team. - Happy maintaining! 368 00:18:22,047 --> 00:18:24,579 Graham. Nice to meet another real person. 369 00:18:24,580 --> 00:18:26,219 Charlie. I've, um... 370 00:18:26,220 --> 00:18:28,259 ...I've just done the gents, so... 371 00:18:28,260 --> 00:18:31,461 Oh, I'll just settle for a wave, then. 372 00:18:31,462 --> 00:18:33,539 Cor, those guys go on a bit, don't they? 373 00:18:33,540 --> 00:18:37,019 I mean, that briefing nearly lasted half my life. And I'm 310! 374 00:18:37,020 --> 00:18:39,709 Hey, uh, I saw you arrive earlier. 375 00:18:39,710 --> 00:18:41,628 I wasn't expecting anyone new down here. 376 00:18:41,629 --> 00:18:43,539 Well, it's your lucky day, then, eh, Charlie boy? 377 00:18:43,540 --> 00:18:46,859 So, tell me how all this really works. 378 00:18:46,860 --> 00:18:49,939 The moment there's a mess or a spill, we get beeped. 379 00:18:49,940 --> 00:18:51,299 There's strict time guidelines 380 00:18:51,300 --> 00:18:52,734 on how quickly we're supposed to get there 381 00:18:52,735 --> 00:18:54,308 and how long it takes for us to clear things up. 382 00:18:54,309 --> 00:18:56,179 - Right. - All laid out by the system. 383 00:18:56,180 --> 00:18:58,619 They check up on us after every task. 384 00:18:58,620 --> 00:19:01,099 So, even though everything's automated, 385 00:19:01,100 --> 00:19:03,142 there's still an idiot boss. 386 00:19:04,220 --> 00:19:05,459 Yeah. 387 00:19:05,460 --> 00:19:08,019 Temporary functionality issues. Team nine. 388 00:19:08,020 --> 00:19:11,299 Please take an emergency rest break in the Home Zone now. 389 00:19:11,300 --> 00:19:15,589 So, just to be clear, you found Dan's scanner crushed. 390 00:19:15,590 --> 00:19:18,062 I heard him yell and now there's no sign of him anywhere. 391 00:19:18,063 --> 00:19:19,549 We have to find him. 392 00:19:19,550 --> 00:19:22,779 These were delivery bots, like Kerblam Man, not the Teammates. 393 00:19:22,780 --> 00:19:24,339 You two, stay with me. 394 00:19:24,340 --> 00:19:26,179 I need you to find out the history of the company 395 00:19:26,180 --> 00:19:28,348 and try and get some plans of the complex. 396 00:19:28,349 --> 00:19:29,661 How am I gonna do that? 397 00:19:29,662 --> 00:19:31,139 You're perfectly placed. 398 00:19:31,140 --> 00:19:32,779 No-one questions a cleaner. 399 00:19:32,780 --> 00:19:34,299 You've got unrestricted access. 400 00:19:34,300 --> 00:19:35,940 Yeah, and chronic skin irritation. 401 00:19:37,260 --> 00:19:39,721 Graham, have you sorted that spill? 402 00:19:39,722 --> 00:19:42,099 It's alright. All taken care of. Don't worry. 403 00:19:42,100 --> 00:19:44,859 Everyone, this is Charlie. 404 00:19:44,860 --> 00:19:46,299 Hi, Charlie. 405 00:19:46,300 --> 00:19:48,659 - Oh! Oh, no. - Oh, it's alright. 406 00:19:48,660 --> 00:19:50,779 - Oh, what am I like? - I've got it. It's OK. 407 00:19:50,780 --> 00:19:52,339 I'm so clumsy. 408 00:19:52,340 --> 00:19:54,380 - Oh, I don't mind. - Really? 409 00:19:55,580 --> 00:19:58,219 - Really. - Just such a butterfingers. 410 00:19:58,220 --> 00:19:59,979 I love butter. 411 00:19:59,980 --> 00:20:01,340 Oh... 412 00:20:02,860 --> 00:20:04,259 Aww. 413 00:20:04,260 --> 00:20:05,660 - Um... - S... 414 00:20:06,146 --> 00:20:07,786 - Bye. - Ye... 415 00:20:09,806 --> 00:20:11,366 Workplace crush? 416 00:20:12,540 --> 00:20:14,380 Reminds me of you when you were younger. 417 00:20:15,300 --> 00:20:17,899 When I say younger, I mean last month. 418 00:20:17,900 --> 00:20:19,939 - Funny. - Yeah. 419 00:20:19,940 --> 00:20:22,172 Come on. We're going to file a complaint. 420 00:20:25,180 --> 00:20:28,499 Dan Cooper has vanished. Maybe you should call the police. 421 00:20:28,500 --> 00:20:30,339 There are no police here. 422 00:20:30,340 --> 00:20:31,819 The authorities, then. 423 00:20:31,820 --> 00:20:35,642 We are the authorities. Kerblam is its own jurisdiction. 424 00:20:35,643 --> 00:20:37,919 We have responsibility for all employee welfare. 425 00:20:37,920 --> 00:20:39,947 Then you better be worthy of the jobs you're holding, 426 00:20:39,948 --> 00:20:42,819 because a man is missing and I don't think he's the first. 427 00:20:42,820 --> 00:20:44,833 Not if this is any indicator. 428 00:20:44,834 --> 00:20:46,638 This came to me in a delivery. 429 00:20:52,820 --> 00:20:54,219 What do you think it means? 430 00:20:54,220 --> 00:20:55,819 Not exactly cryptic. 431 00:20:55,820 --> 00:20:57,979 Someone was worried about their own safety 432 00:20:57,980 --> 00:21:00,500 and now we're finding out other people are going missing. 433 00:21:02,020 --> 00:21:03,399 Who has access 434 00:21:03,400 --> 00:21:06,259 to the printing system for those packing slips? 435 00:21:06,260 --> 00:21:07,539 Nobody. 436 00:21:07,540 --> 00:21:09,979 They're auto-generated during the order process, 437 00:21:09,980 --> 00:21:13,459 but they're placed in boxes by the workers in Fulfilment. 438 00:21:13,460 --> 00:21:14,779 Your section. 439 00:21:14,780 --> 00:21:16,379 Have you tried working down there? 440 00:21:16,380 --> 00:21:18,650 There's no time to add stuff to slips. 441 00:21:18,651 --> 00:21:21,492 This was done somewhere else, before it gets to Fulfilment. 442 00:21:24,300 --> 00:21:26,680 Something is very wrong here at Kerblam. 443 00:21:27,306 --> 00:21:29,619 And if you two don't do something about it, 444 00:21:29,620 --> 00:21:32,200 I might start to suspect that you're responsible. 445 00:21:32,700 --> 00:21:34,060 We'll look into it. 446 00:21:36,593 --> 00:21:37,989 You have my word. 447 00:21:38,623 --> 00:21:39,890 Mine too. 448 00:21:40,333 --> 00:21:42,279 Those words better be worth something. 449 00:21:42,900 --> 00:21:45,378 And if anything happens to us 450 00:21:45,379 --> 00:21:47,042 or our new friends 451 00:21:47,043 --> 00:21:48,979 or anyone else here, 452 00:21:48,980 --> 00:21:51,020 you'll have me to answer to. 453 00:21:52,253 --> 00:21:55,404 - Too bombastic? - Felt about right. 454 00:21:55,405 --> 00:21:56,619 - I kind of liked it. - Thanks. 455 00:21:56,620 --> 00:21:57,939 Laters! 456 00:21:57,940 --> 00:22:00,540 Ooh. Not doing that again. Sticking with "Bye". 457 00:22:07,060 --> 00:22:08,459 Catch me up with this. 458 00:22:08,460 --> 00:22:10,419 We storm into management, cause a fight. 459 00:22:10,420 --> 00:22:12,099 Whatever happened to being undercover? 460 00:22:12,100 --> 00:22:13,859 That was before I knew people were disappearing. 461 00:22:13,860 --> 00:22:15,779 I'm stepping it up a gear. Going straight to the top. 462 00:22:15,780 --> 00:22:17,299 I bet you were the sort of kid 463 00:22:17,300 --> 00:22:19,364 who liked poking a stick in a wasps' nest, 464 00:22:19,365 --> 00:22:20,661 just to see what happened. 465 00:22:22,233 --> 00:22:23,382 Don't like bullies, 466 00:22:23,383 --> 00:22:24,473 don't like conspiracies, 467 00:22:24,474 --> 00:22:25,859 don't like people being in danger, 468 00:22:25,860 --> 00:22:27,580 and there's a flavour of all three here. 469 00:22:29,140 --> 00:22:30,579 Now... 470 00:22:30,580 --> 00:22:32,546 ...ever hidden in a panelled alcove? 471 00:22:33,500 --> 00:22:35,340 - No. - You haven't lived. 472 00:22:37,860 --> 00:22:39,259 Why are we doing this, exactly? 473 00:22:39,260 --> 00:22:40,619 We wait until Slade leaves, 474 00:22:40,620 --> 00:22:42,939 then we break back into his office, obviously. 475 00:22:42,940 --> 00:22:44,139 Oh, talking of wasps, 476 00:22:44,140 --> 00:22:45,899 did I ever tell you about me and Agatha Christie? 477 00:22:45,900 --> 00:22:48,900 So, how long have you had a thing for Kira? 478 00:22:49,900 --> 00:22:51,380 How did you know about that? 479 00:22:51,791 --> 00:22:53,516 That's one of my superpowers, yeah. 480 00:22:53,517 --> 00:22:57,136 I can detect even the most subtle of social cues. 481 00:22:57,137 --> 00:22:58,900 - Really? - No! 482 00:22:59,339 --> 00:23:00,640 It's obvious! 483 00:23:02,657 --> 00:23:04,097 I don't know. Um... 484 00:23:04,098 --> 00:23:06,419 It's kind of... I just, uh... 485 00:23:08,180 --> 00:23:10,060 It's just... I can't... 486 00:23:10,540 --> 00:23:12,859 I can't concentrate when I'm near her. 487 00:23:12,860 --> 00:23:15,716 It's like I forget everything that I'm supposed to be doing. 488 00:23:15,717 --> 00:23:17,343 I mean, have you smelt her? 489 00:23:17,344 --> 00:23:18,979 Strangely enough, I haven't. 490 00:23:18,980 --> 00:23:20,179 She smells... 491 00:23:20,180 --> 00:23:21,419 ...perfect. 492 00:23:21,420 --> 00:23:22,579 Right. 493 00:23:22,580 --> 00:23:24,140 I haven't told anyone else. 494 00:23:25,300 --> 00:23:27,100 Been on my own here for a long time. 495 00:23:27,980 --> 00:23:30,100 I can tell. Charlie, can I be honest with you? 496 00:23:30,646 --> 00:23:31,966 I suppose. 497 00:23:32,900 --> 00:23:34,939 See, you know your way around here, 498 00:23:34,940 --> 00:23:38,139 but I... am gonna need a little bit of help. 499 00:23:38,140 --> 00:23:40,699 See, 'cause I get easily confused. 500 00:23:40,700 --> 00:23:42,740 A bit like you when Kira's around. 501 00:23:43,940 --> 00:23:47,139 And I cannot get my nut around the shape of this place 502 00:23:47,140 --> 00:23:49,264 'cause it's way too big. 503 00:23:49,265 --> 00:23:50,492 But... 504 00:23:52,020 --> 00:23:55,299 ...if I had, like, a, um... some sort of... 505 00:23:55,300 --> 00:23:59,419 - Diagram of... - ..a diagram of Kerblam's layout, 506 00:23:59,420 --> 00:24:02,259 maybe I could find things a bit easier. 507 00:24:02,260 --> 00:24:03,699 See? 'Cause without it, 508 00:24:03,700 --> 00:24:05,299 I ain't gonna last long in the job, am I? 509 00:24:05,300 --> 00:24:08,165 'Cause it'll take me hours to get to the next spill. 510 00:24:08,166 --> 00:24:10,138 I reckon I could get that. 511 00:24:10,139 --> 00:24:12,899 Our reception is currently in night mode. 512 00:24:12,900 --> 00:24:15,941 These artefact cabinets contain the entire history of Kerblam, 513 00:24:15,942 --> 00:24:17,979 from the prototype delivery bot, right up to today. 514 00:24:17,980 --> 00:24:20,379 - Designs, layout, everything. - Right. 515 00:24:20,380 --> 00:24:22,459 Won't somebody miss 'em? Ah, it's just for show. 516 00:24:22,460 --> 00:24:24,139 Like you say, we're only borrowing. 517 00:24:24,140 --> 00:24:26,059 It's not like anyone pays attention to this stuff. 518 00:24:26,060 --> 00:24:28,779 Yeah. And you've got the codes for all of these, have you? 519 00:24:28,780 --> 00:24:31,059 The inside of these cabinets need polishing, too, you know? 520 00:24:31,060 --> 00:24:32,899 Yeah. Of course they do. Right. 521 00:24:32,900 --> 00:24:35,099 Mind if I get a friend to help me study these? 522 00:24:35,100 --> 00:24:37,699 What? Thank you, cockle. Come on. 523 00:24:39,660 --> 00:24:41,420 Nothing to see here, mate. 524 00:24:47,540 --> 00:24:49,260 I thought Slade would never leave. 525 00:24:50,300 --> 00:24:51,739 What do we think, then? 526 00:24:51,740 --> 00:24:53,219 If this is Slade's office 527 00:24:53,220 --> 00:24:55,339 and everything in this company is automated, 528 00:24:55,340 --> 00:24:56,899 why does he need a clipboard? 529 00:24:56,900 --> 00:24:58,619 Or a filing cabinet? 530 00:24:58,620 --> 00:25:01,499 Khan and Sinclair, the greatest detectives in the galaxy. 531 00:25:01,500 --> 00:25:02,660 Ha-ha! 532 00:25:04,220 --> 00:25:05,780 Locked. 533 00:25:07,900 --> 00:25:09,859 Ooh, paperwork. Very retro. 534 00:25:09,860 --> 00:25:11,259 Now... 535 00:25:11,260 --> 00:25:14,420 ...what sort of paperwork does Slade keep locked away? 536 00:25:19,220 --> 00:25:20,860 What is it? 537 00:25:24,300 --> 00:25:25,379 Oh, my God. 538 00:25:25,380 --> 00:25:27,697 You'd better have a very good excuse for breaking in here. 539 00:25:28,170 --> 00:25:30,139 Your Group Loops told me you were back here. 540 00:25:30,140 --> 00:25:32,219 Oh! I knew that. 541 00:25:32,220 --> 00:25:33,659 But I forgot that. 542 00:25:33,660 --> 00:25:35,219 That's the problem with conspiracies, 543 00:25:35,220 --> 00:25:36,619 there's so much to think about! 544 00:25:36,620 --> 00:25:40,539 What if I said we got lost, ended up in here by accident, 545 00:25:40,540 --> 00:25:43,451 just as the filing cabinet weirdly fell open? 546 00:25:43,452 --> 00:25:45,019 How would that play? 547 00:25:45,020 --> 00:25:47,739 There were no shuttles from Kandoka today. 548 00:25:47,740 --> 00:25:49,459 I checked. 549 00:25:49,460 --> 00:25:51,819 Who are you? Industrial spies? 550 00:25:51,820 --> 00:25:53,499 I was being honest with you earlier. 551 00:25:53,500 --> 00:25:56,219 We got a message someone needed help and we came. 552 00:25:56,220 --> 00:26:00,100 People are vanishing and Mr Slade is keeping a running tally. 553 00:26:02,260 --> 00:26:03,859 Seven people so far. 554 00:26:03,860 --> 00:26:05,019 According to these notes, 555 00:26:05,020 --> 00:26:07,499 it started four months ago with two workers. 556 00:26:07,500 --> 00:26:09,139 The next month, another. 557 00:26:09,140 --> 00:26:10,459 This month, four. 558 00:26:10,460 --> 00:26:12,459 The disappearances are on the increase. 559 00:26:12,460 --> 00:26:14,779 No wonder people are sending out cries for help. 560 00:26:14,780 --> 00:26:16,939 And as Head of People for Kerblam, 561 00:26:16,940 --> 00:26:19,619 I suggest you're guilty of some serious negligence. 562 00:26:25,340 --> 00:26:26,779 Another power drain? 563 00:26:26,780 --> 00:26:28,299 That's not a power drain. 564 00:26:28,300 --> 00:26:30,477 That's a total system blackout. 565 00:26:32,540 --> 00:26:34,979 Power's drained right down to the foundation levels. 566 00:26:34,980 --> 00:26:36,774 What's down in the foundation levels? 567 00:26:36,775 --> 00:26:38,225 I can help with that. 568 00:26:39,060 --> 00:26:41,099 - Charlie, what are you doing up here? - Sorry, Judy. 569 00:26:41,100 --> 00:26:43,059 - He's with me. - And he's with us. 570 00:26:43,060 --> 00:26:45,939 And they are the original plans for Kerblam. 571 00:26:45,940 --> 00:26:48,928 What are you doing with those? Those are company artefacts. 572 00:26:48,929 --> 00:26:50,019 Was this down to you? 573 00:26:50,020 --> 00:26:52,259 More urgent question, if everything's automated 574 00:26:52,260 --> 00:26:53,780 and all the power's shut down... 575 00:26:54,860 --> 00:26:56,540 ...why is that robot still active? 576 00:26:57,780 --> 00:27:00,379 Oh, good question. Back behind me, everyone. 577 00:27:00,380 --> 00:27:03,339 Error reported. Error reported. 578 00:27:03,340 --> 00:27:05,699 - Hey, Charlie, don't, mate. - I can... I can look at it. 579 00:27:05,700 --> 00:27:07,780 Error reported. Error... 580 00:27:08,780 --> 00:27:10,539 Investigating. 581 00:27:10,540 --> 00:27:11,619 Charlie! 582 00:27:11,620 --> 00:27:13,019 Investigating! Investigating! 583 00:27:13,020 --> 00:27:15,259 Doctor, do something! 584 00:27:15,260 --> 00:27:17,540 I'm trying! The receptor codes are fluctuating. 585 00:27:21,340 --> 00:27:22,940 Ohh! Oh! 586 00:27:26,580 --> 00:27:29,699 - Are you alright? - Deep breaths now. You're safe. 587 00:27:29,700 --> 00:27:32,672 This has never happened before with any of the robots. 588 00:27:32,673 --> 00:27:35,219 You're wrong! When Dan Cooper went missing, 589 00:27:35,220 --> 00:27:37,619 there were three of those dressed in those postman uniforms 590 00:27:37,620 --> 00:27:39,059 walking the shelving. 591 00:27:39,060 --> 00:27:41,339 - They came after me! - Well, that's not possible. 592 00:27:41,340 --> 00:27:44,139 The delivery bots never leave Dispatch. 593 00:27:44,140 --> 00:27:45,819 We'd know. The system would tell us. 594 00:27:45,820 --> 00:27:48,219 I would respectfully suggest that you can't trust your system. 595 00:27:49,740 --> 00:27:52,219 And we're back online. 596 00:27:52,220 --> 00:27:54,420 But the receptor cells on this are blown out. 597 00:27:55,540 --> 00:27:57,460 Hey, Doctor, be careful. 598 00:28:03,340 --> 00:28:06,659 Oh... It's as if the system suddenly channelled all its energy 599 00:28:06,660 --> 00:28:08,819 into this one single Teammate. 600 00:28:08,820 --> 00:28:10,619 The system's attacking us. 601 00:28:10,620 --> 00:28:12,139 It's like the system's gone rogue. 602 00:28:12,140 --> 00:28:13,619 Of course it's gone rogue. 603 00:28:13,620 --> 00:28:15,539 Nobody would do any of this deliberately. 604 00:28:15,540 --> 00:28:17,540 If I ever find out that you're lying... 605 00:28:19,020 --> 00:28:21,299 I have worked for years 606 00:28:21,300 --> 00:28:24,019 to make Kerblam more of a people-powered company. 607 00:28:24,020 --> 00:28:28,259 My career has been about bringing people like Charlie here, 608 00:28:28,260 --> 00:28:30,420 people who need a second chance, haven't I? 609 00:28:30,930 --> 00:28:33,299 It's true. She's the reason most of us are here. 610 00:28:33,300 --> 00:28:34,699 She selects all the workers. 611 00:28:34,700 --> 00:28:36,180 We owe her a lot. 612 00:28:36,917 --> 00:28:40,019 I've never seen these papers of Slade's before now. 613 00:28:40,020 --> 00:28:41,739 Those names, 614 00:28:41,740 --> 00:28:43,819 Zaff, Jax, Chinello, the others, 615 00:28:43,820 --> 00:28:45,219 they're active on the system. 616 00:28:45,220 --> 00:28:46,459 According to the system, 617 00:28:46,460 --> 00:28:48,440 they're still alive and working. 618 00:28:50,020 --> 00:28:52,000 There are 10,000 people here. 619 00:28:53,300 --> 00:28:55,460 I can't keep track of them all. 620 00:28:56,460 --> 00:28:58,020 So, what do we do, Doctor? 621 00:28:58,860 --> 00:29:00,859 If I could get a copy of the original code, 622 00:29:00,860 --> 00:29:05,099 I could hack in, isolate the upgrades and see what it's up to. 623 00:29:05,100 --> 00:29:07,779 So, you'll need Kerblam version 1.0? 624 00:29:07,780 --> 00:29:09,979 That'd be hundreds of years old, wouldn't it? 625 00:29:09,980 --> 00:29:11,780 And I think we can help with that. 626 00:29:13,180 --> 00:29:15,459 Our reception is currently... 627 00:29:15,460 --> 00:29:18,859 Kerblam delivery bot version 1.0. Also known as Twirly. 628 00:29:18,860 --> 00:29:21,299 I don't think we should do this. If Mr Slade finds out, then... 629 00:29:21,300 --> 00:29:22,699 Leave Slade to me. 630 00:29:22,700 --> 00:29:25,660 Let's just hurry up before the Teammates come under control. 631 00:29:27,300 --> 00:29:29,139 Ah! Here we go, Twirly. 632 00:29:29,140 --> 00:29:30,779 Nice to meet you. 633 00:29:30,780 --> 00:29:32,779 Quite cute, isn't it? 634 00:29:32,780 --> 00:29:34,379 Yeah. It's kind of retro. 635 00:29:34,380 --> 00:29:37,220 Well, he is getting on a bit. I love a bit of retro. 636 00:29:47,980 --> 00:29:49,739 Kira Arlo! 637 00:29:49,740 --> 00:29:52,099 Hi! Yes. Sorry, I didn't hear you there. 638 00:29:52,100 --> 00:29:53,899 I was in my own little world. 639 00:29:53,900 --> 00:29:56,299 You are an exceptional worker. 640 00:29:56,300 --> 00:29:58,565 - Kira Arlo... - Am I? 641 00:29:58,566 --> 00:30:00,059 We are thrilled to reveal 642 00:30:00,060 --> 00:30:02,779 you've been designated Employee of the Day. 643 00:30:02,780 --> 00:30:04,379 Oh! 644 00:30:04,380 --> 00:30:06,179 Oh, wow. I... 645 00:30:06,180 --> 00:30:08,579 I didn't even know there was such a thing. 646 00:30:08,580 --> 00:30:10,639 And in recognition of your work, 647 00:30:10,640 --> 00:30:12,821 Kerblam has a gift for you. 648 00:30:14,540 --> 00:30:15,815 A gift? 649 00:30:16,606 --> 00:30:18,206 Come with us. 650 00:30:23,300 --> 00:30:25,539 Customers who selected these items 651 00:30:25,540 --> 00:30:28,059 also bought ear mufflers, pencil sharpeners and cola bottles. 652 00:30:28,060 --> 00:30:31,149 Say yes now to order these three for the price of the cheapest two. 653 00:30:31,150 --> 00:30:32,426 - No. - Thank you. 654 00:30:32,427 --> 00:30:33,833 I have stored your preferences. 655 00:30:33,834 --> 00:30:36,299 And remember, if you want it, Kerblam... 656 00:30:38,020 --> 00:30:39,779 Oh, it's out of juice. 657 00:30:39,780 --> 00:30:42,579 Needs a big recharge before I can access the code. 658 00:30:42,580 --> 00:30:44,179 Maintenance store. There's everything there. 659 00:30:44,180 --> 00:30:46,179 It's not a good idea. 660 00:30:46,180 --> 00:30:49,179 Doctor, I've just had a notification 661 00:30:49,180 --> 00:30:52,095 that one of the workers from Packing has gone missing. 662 00:30:52,096 --> 00:30:54,379 Her Group Loop's disappeared right off the system. 663 00:30:54,380 --> 00:30:56,540 Name of Kira Arlo. 664 00:30:57,117 --> 00:30:58,248 What? 665 00:30:58,249 --> 00:31:00,139 Kira? We have to find her. 666 00:31:00,140 --> 00:31:01,299 I thought you said 667 00:31:01,300 --> 00:31:03,439 the system didn't notify you when someone went missing. 668 00:31:03,440 --> 00:31:04,979 Well, it didn't until now. 669 00:31:04,980 --> 00:31:07,379 It's like it's sending us a deliberate message. 670 00:31:07,380 --> 00:31:09,139 It knows we're on to it. 671 00:31:09,140 --> 00:31:11,059 Where was her signal last recorded? 672 00:31:11,060 --> 00:31:12,260 Um... 673 00:31:13,460 --> 00:31:14,659 ...Dispatch. 674 00:31:14,660 --> 00:31:16,379 That's not possible. 675 00:31:16,380 --> 00:31:17,979 No people are allowed down there. 676 00:31:17,980 --> 00:31:20,299 Dispatch. Foundation levels, right? 677 00:31:20,300 --> 00:31:21,979 Where the power's drained down to. 678 00:31:21,980 --> 00:31:23,319 Well, how do we get to her? 679 00:31:23,320 --> 00:31:24,699 You can't. It's fully automated. 680 00:31:24,700 --> 00:31:26,459 There's not even a route down. 681 00:31:26,460 --> 00:31:27,899 But she got down there somehow. 682 00:31:27,900 --> 00:31:29,379 You get what you need from the robot. 683 00:31:29,380 --> 00:31:31,220 Yaz, Charlie, come with me. We'll find Kira. 684 00:31:32,060 --> 00:31:33,899 Hang on. How you gonna get down there? 685 00:31:33,900 --> 00:31:36,140 I know how these places work. 686 00:31:37,420 --> 00:31:39,339 Get ready to stick it to rule number one. 687 00:31:39,340 --> 00:31:40,659 You did this in your last job? 688 00:31:40,660 --> 00:31:42,459 Yeah. Once. 689 00:31:42,460 --> 00:31:44,340 - How did it go? - Really badly. 690 00:31:45,660 --> 00:31:47,939 Sprained ankle and a final warning. 691 00:31:47,940 --> 00:31:49,900 Come on. We have to find Kira. 692 00:31:50,980 --> 00:31:53,259 I should let you know, I have a coordination problem. 693 00:31:53,260 --> 00:31:55,579 Not super-serious, but, you know... 694 00:31:55,580 --> 00:31:57,882 ...makes life... really interesting. 695 00:31:57,883 --> 00:32:00,619 And frustrating. And difficult. 696 00:32:00,620 --> 00:32:02,299 Especially at moments like this. 697 00:32:02,300 --> 00:32:04,379 You don't have to come. I can find Kira on my own. 698 00:32:04,380 --> 00:32:07,460 Mate, that's not how we roll. Is it, Yaz? 699 00:32:08,820 --> 00:32:11,060 Nope. We're all in. 700 00:32:12,420 --> 00:32:14,300 Dispatch, here we come. 701 00:32:17,300 --> 00:32:19,140 Aaaaagh! 702 00:32:20,260 --> 00:32:21,619 Aaaaaaaaaah! 703 00:32:21,620 --> 00:32:24,340 Aaaaagh! 704 00:32:31,340 --> 00:32:32,820 Here you are, Kira. 705 00:32:33,940 --> 00:32:35,300 Thanks. 706 00:32:36,660 --> 00:32:38,139 Sorry... 707 00:32:38,140 --> 00:32:40,179 What's this? 708 00:32:40,180 --> 00:32:41,980 Make yourself at home. 709 00:32:42,487 --> 00:32:43,767 OK. 710 00:32:52,940 --> 00:32:55,539 Aaaaagh! 711 00:32:55,540 --> 00:32:57,379 You sure about this? 712 00:32:57,380 --> 00:32:59,099 We'll be safe, won't we? 713 00:32:59,100 --> 00:33:01,539 Definitely! I mean, the parcels are safe. 714 00:33:01,540 --> 00:33:04,020 We're just parcels now. 715 00:33:05,089 --> 00:33:06,418 Aagh! Gah! 716 00:33:06,419 --> 00:33:09,419 But the parcels get wrapped in bubble wrap to protect them. 717 00:33:09,420 --> 00:33:10,699 From what? 718 00:33:10,700 --> 00:33:12,459 - Oh, my days. - Oh! 719 00:33:12,460 --> 00:33:13,739 From that. 720 00:33:13,740 --> 00:33:16,019 Never liked roller-coasters! 721 00:33:16,020 --> 00:33:18,539 - We're gonna die! - We're going too fast! 722 00:33:27,580 --> 00:33:28,859 We did it! 723 00:33:28,860 --> 00:33:31,579 That was amazing! We're amazing! 724 00:33:31,580 --> 00:33:33,460 Charlie! You're the man! 725 00:33:35,260 --> 00:33:37,460 Aaaaaagh! 726 00:33:38,620 --> 00:33:40,819 Charlie! Charlie! 727 00:33:40,820 --> 00:33:42,299 We're coming! 728 00:33:42,300 --> 00:33:44,339 I can't drop down there. 729 00:33:44,340 --> 00:33:47,259 Of course you can. We both can. 730 00:33:47,260 --> 00:33:48,740 Right? 731 00:33:51,140 --> 00:33:55,139 On one, two, three... 732 00:34:01,460 --> 00:34:04,740 We did it. We're not dead. We're totally not dead. 733 00:34:06,380 --> 00:34:08,340 Right, Twirly. All charged up. 734 00:34:13,220 --> 00:34:15,499 You may also like to know 735 00:34:15,500 --> 00:34:17,299 we have a one-hour offer on cushions. 736 00:34:17,300 --> 00:34:20,099 Cushions liven up the grimmest workplace, like this one. 737 00:34:20,100 --> 00:34:21,212 Twirly, hi. 738 00:34:21,213 --> 00:34:23,899 I'm the Doctor and this is Graham and this is Judy, 739 00:34:23,900 --> 00:34:26,189 and could you pause all sales protocols for a bit? 740 00:34:26,190 --> 00:34:28,179 - Even the upselling? - Even the upselling. 741 00:34:28,180 --> 00:34:29,819 You've just had a nap of about 200 years 742 00:34:29,820 --> 00:34:31,419 so your offers are out of date anyway. 743 00:34:31,420 --> 00:34:33,699 Without upselling, my only purpose is delivery. 744 00:34:33,700 --> 00:34:35,313 We don't need you to do that either, mate. 745 00:34:35,314 --> 00:34:37,930 The future is very confusing for my protocols. 746 00:34:37,931 --> 00:34:40,379 I serve Kerblam and Kerblam serves the people. 747 00:34:40,380 --> 00:34:42,139 Which is why we need your help. 748 00:34:42,140 --> 00:34:46,419 These are my Kerblam credentials, my own executive read code. 749 00:34:46,420 --> 00:34:48,739 We need you to carry out a task 750 00:34:48,740 --> 00:34:51,728 which may fundamentally save Kerblam. 751 00:34:51,729 --> 00:34:55,179 I am only a delivery bot. See, now you've made it nervous. 752 00:34:55,180 --> 00:34:57,339 Don't panic, Twirly. You can do this. 753 00:34:57,340 --> 00:34:59,895 It's possible that Kerblam has been compromised. 754 00:34:59,896 --> 00:35:02,739 I'm gonna patch you into the system. 755 00:35:02,740 --> 00:35:05,979 I need you to look far and wide, past new upgrades, 756 00:35:05,980 --> 00:35:07,859 firewalls and security patches, 757 00:35:07,860 --> 00:35:10,699 into the base code that only you can recognise, 758 00:35:10,700 --> 00:35:12,199 and then you can tell us what's going on 759 00:35:12,200 --> 00:35:14,699 and deliver the information to us. 760 00:35:14,700 --> 00:35:17,558 Retrieve and deliver. I understand. 761 00:35:17,559 --> 00:35:18,886 This might tickle. 762 00:35:20,260 --> 00:35:24,659 Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! 763 00:35:24,660 --> 00:35:27,429 Help! Help! Help! Help! 764 00:35:27,430 --> 00:35:30,563 - What happened? - Help me! Help me! 765 00:35:30,564 --> 00:35:32,139 Why are you saying that? 766 00:35:32,140 --> 00:35:33,924 Not Twirly speaking. 767 00:35:33,925 --> 00:35:35,844 The system, Kerblam. 768 00:35:35,845 --> 00:35:39,099 Help me, Doctor. Help me. 769 00:35:39,100 --> 00:35:40,579 Help me, Doctor. 770 00:35:40,580 --> 00:35:44,573 The system sent the message. It printed the slip. 771 00:35:45,320 --> 00:35:46,859 It sent it out. 772 00:35:46,860 --> 00:35:48,800 But why would the system need help? 773 00:35:49,420 --> 00:35:51,107 Twirly, what do you mean? 774 00:35:51,108 --> 00:35:53,059 What sort of help? How can we help? 775 00:35:53,060 --> 00:35:55,299 Help required in Dispatch. 776 00:35:55,300 --> 00:35:58,334 - Help in Dispatch. Urgent help. - Doc. 777 00:35:59,174 --> 00:36:01,059 They've all just gone down there. 778 00:36:01,060 --> 00:36:03,099 Disinfection Post! Get down! 779 00:36:03,100 --> 00:36:05,139 Organic contamination detected. 780 00:36:05,140 --> 00:36:06,819 Initiate disinfection. 781 00:36:06,820 --> 00:36:08,579 Disinfection process unsuccessful. 782 00:36:08,580 --> 00:36:10,299 Ugh, that tastes like... 783 00:36:10,300 --> 00:36:12,142 Organic contamination persists. 784 00:36:12,143 --> 00:36:14,139 Hygiene defences activated. 785 00:36:14,140 --> 00:36:16,459 - Initiate disintegration. - Run! 786 00:36:16,460 --> 00:36:18,120 Disintegration process initiated... 787 00:36:18,121 --> 00:36:21,800 - Ryan, look out! - Follow me! 788 00:36:27,900 --> 00:36:29,779 Aah! 789 00:36:29,780 --> 00:36:31,345 I'm never doing that again. 790 00:36:32,219 --> 00:36:34,579 So, we're at the foundation level. 791 00:36:34,580 --> 00:36:35,820 Yeah. 792 00:36:37,199 --> 00:36:39,519 Hello? 793 00:36:43,658 --> 00:36:45,458 Hello? 794 00:36:45,459 --> 00:36:46,977 That's Kira's voice. 795 00:36:47,733 --> 00:36:49,493 How did she get down here? 796 00:36:50,859 --> 00:36:52,659 I think it came from this way. 797 00:37:03,260 --> 00:37:04,779 I'm stupid. Really stupid. 798 00:37:04,780 --> 00:37:07,019 - Can you believe how stupid I am? - Is that a rhetorical question? 799 00:37:07,020 --> 00:37:08,459 I can't believe I didn't think of it sooner. 800 00:37:08,460 --> 00:37:10,619 There's too many things going on, too many variables. 801 00:37:10,620 --> 00:37:12,899 My brain's too crowded. What's she talking about? 802 00:37:12,900 --> 00:37:15,299 - No idea. You get used to it. - She normally explains in the end. 803 00:37:15,300 --> 00:37:17,668 These delivery bots have got teleport circuits. 804 00:37:17,669 --> 00:37:18,748 See? 805 00:37:18,749 --> 00:37:20,739 We don't have to go on the conveyor down to Dispatch. 806 00:37:20,740 --> 00:37:23,299 If I can hijack their circuit for one moment... 807 00:37:23,300 --> 00:37:26,340 - Move away from the delivery bot! - No, Slade, don't. 808 00:37:28,814 --> 00:37:31,497 Very bad manners to point guns at people. 809 00:37:31,498 --> 00:37:35,695 I've never warmed to you. So, tell us what you've done. 810 00:37:35,696 --> 00:37:39,019 We saw the list. The names of the victims you've targeted. 811 00:37:39,020 --> 00:37:40,339 What? 812 00:37:40,340 --> 00:37:42,933 I'm not targeting people. I'm recording the missing. 813 00:37:42,934 --> 00:37:45,099 Oh. So, it's not you. 814 00:37:45,100 --> 00:37:46,259 No. 815 00:37:46,260 --> 00:37:49,139 Something's wrong with the system but I don't know what. 816 00:37:49,140 --> 00:37:51,019 That's why I had to make sure my notes were analogue. 817 00:37:51,020 --> 00:37:52,379 I thought it was you. 818 00:37:52,380 --> 00:37:54,179 I've been tracking you since you arrived. 819 00:37:54,180 --> 00:37:55,851 - We're trying to help! - So am I. 820 00:37:55,852 --> 00:37:57,059 But what am I supposed to do? 821 00:37:57,060 --> 00:37:59,499 There's no-one to report this to, no-one to stop it. 822 00:37:59,500 --> 00:38:01,419 - There's only the system. - There's me. 823 00:38:01,420 --> 00:38:03,579 I'm responsible for every person here. You could have told me. 824 00:38:03,580 --> 00:38:05,451 I didn't know whether I could trust you. 825 00:38:05,452 --> 00:38:06,831 I still don't. 826 00:38:06,832 --> 00:38:08,873 Hey, Doc. Come and have a look at this. 827 00:38:11,960 --> 00:38:14,979 Some kind of goo and... Group Loops! Why are they in there? 828 00:38:17,140 --> 00:38:20,899 I think these are the remnants of the missing workers. 829 00:38:20,900 --> 00:38:23,300 We're under a vast liquidisation tank. 830 00:38:24,300 --> 00:38:25,499 What? 831 00:38:25,500 --> 00:38:27,719 You mean the robots are kidnapping the workers, 832 00:38:27,720 --> 00:38:29,219 then liquidising them? 833 00:38:29,220 --> 00:38:31,499 What I don't understand is why... 834 00:38:31,500 --> 00:38:33,180 - Anyone got a tissue? - Whoa! 835 00:38:41,100 --> 00:38:43,180 Looks like an army. 836 00:38:45,860 --> 00:38:47,340 Hello? 837 00:38:51,740 --> 00:38:53,140 Kira! 838 00:38:56,609 --> 00:38:59,459 - She can't hear us. - Let me find the entrance. 839 00:38:59,460 --> 00:39:01,179 We've got to get her out. 840 00:39:01,180 --> 00:39:02,580 Why is she in there? 841 00:39:12,437 --> 00:39:14,939 There's no access from here. We can't get her out! 842 00:39:14,940 --> 00:39:17,099 Complaints have been coming back for late deliveries. 843 00:39:17,100 --> 00:39:19,539 This must be why. Everything's stuck here. 844 00:39:19,540 --> 00:39:21,539 Nothing's going out. What's happened? 845 00:39:21,540 --> 00:39:23,020 Being held back. 846 00:39:24,060 --> 00:39:26,860 Power drains. 847 00:39:30,860 --> 00:39:33,219 Mass teleportation hardware, 848 00:39:33,220 --> 00:39:36,539 with huge reserves of power building up. 849 00:39:36,540 --> 00:39:39,819 What if the power's being drained to be stored 850 00:39:39,820 --> 00:39:43,139 for one huge, simultaneous teleport, 851 00:39:43,140 --> 00:39:45,659 all these deliveries, all at once? 852 00:39:45,660 --> 00:39:49,129 - To do what? - You said it looked like an army. 853 00:39:49,130 --> 00:39:50,619 What do armies carry? 854 00:39:50,620 --> 00:39:52,180 Weapons. 855 00:39:59,620 --> 00:40:02,299 But that's not a weapon. It's a toy. 856 00:40:02,300 --> 00:40:04,900 And every parcel's got something different in it. 857 00:40:05,900 --> 00:40:07,539 Almost. 858 00:40:07,540 --> 00:40:10,340 Except what does every parcel here have in common? 859 00:40:29,933 --> 00:40:31,413 No, Kira, don't! 860 00:40:37,740 --> 00:40:39,086 Oh, my God! 861 00:40:39,777 --> 00:40:43,137 Is that what happened to Dan? And all the others too? 862 00:40:43,138 --> 00:40:45,339 You knew something was gonna happen. 863 00:40:46,833 --> 00:40:48,353 Charlie? 864 00:40:52,913 --> 00:40:54,513 It's done this deliberately. 865 00:40:55,700 --> 00:40:57,340 We need to find the Doctor. 866 00:41:01,980 --> 00:41:03,702 Deadly bubble wrap. 867 00:41:03,703 --> 00:41:05,099 Totally innocuous, 868 00:41:05,100 --> 00:41:08,179 apart from when it's intercepted here and weaponised. 869 00:41:08,180 --> 00:41:13,699 Sheets of tiny little bombs ready to explode and kill. 870 00:41:13,700 --> 00:41:16,482 Every parcel a death trap. 871 00:41:17,129 --> 00:41:19,099 The workers aren't the targets. 872 00:41:19,100 --> 00:41:20,899 It's the customers. 873 00:41:20,900 --> 00:41:23,099 Kerblam's trying to kill their own customers? 874 00:41:23,100 --> 00:41:25,128 That's the worst business plan I've ever heard. 875 00:41:25,129 --> 00:41:27,087 Doctor, we found you! 876 00:41:27,088 --> 00:41:29,489 Kira's dead and Charlie had something to do with it. 877 00:41:29,490 --> 00:41:30,571 What? 878 00:41:30,572 --> 00:41:32,253 Not Kira! 879 00:41:32,980 --> 00:41:34,402 It wasn't meant for her. 880 00:41:35,075 --> 00:41:36,773 The system took her. 881 00:41:36,774 --> 00:41:38,365 It's been fighting back against me. 882 00:41:39,193 --> 00:41:41,233 Because it knew what you were planning. 883 00:41:41,234 --> 00:41:44,859 The maintenance man! Access to everywhere. 884 00:41:44,860 --> 00:41:47,070 Noticed by hardly anyone. 885 00:41:47,071 --> 00:41:49,219 You've been killing all the workers? 886 00:41:49,220 --> 00:41:51,179 I needed test subjects to be sure 887 00:41:51,180 --> 00:41:54,619 the detonation forces would work in such a small concentration. 888 00:41:54,620 --> 00:41:57,059 What, Charlie? How do you know all this stuff? 889 00:41:57,060 --> 00:41:59,299 I lied on my application, 890 00:41:59,300 --> 00:42:02,039 gave you a sob story so you'd let me in, and you bought it. 891 00:42:02,040 --> 00:42:04,979 I've studied cybernetics, explosives, teleportation. 892 00:42:04,980 --> 00:42:07,579 I have worked for this. I don't understand. I... 893 00:42:07,580 --> 00:42:08,820 10%? 894 00:42:09,860 --> 00:42:13,219 They want us to be grateful that 10% of people get to work. 895 00:42:13,220 --> 00:42:16,019 What about the other 90%? What about our futures? 896 00:42:16,020 --> 00:42:20,298 Because without action, next time, it will be 7%, then 5% then 1%. 897 00:42:20,846 --> 00:42:23,138 I am stronger than you. 898 00:42:23,139 --> 00:42:25,380 I am not gonna stand by and accept it. 899 00:42:25,381 --> 00:42:28,836 People like me, my generation, we change things. 900 00:42:28,837 --> 00:42:32,499 - We make things happen. - Even if it costs people's lives? 901 00:42:32,500 --> 00:42:34,739 You kill a load of customers at Kerblam, 902 00:42:34,740 --> 00:42:36,819 let the systems take the fall for it, 903 00:42:36,820 --> 00:42:40,555 erode people's trust in automation, make people angry. 904 00:42:40,556 --> 00:42:43,099 Imperfect technology, without a conscience. 905 00:42:43,100 --> 00:42:44,739 Machines malfunction, that's what they do. 906 00:42:44,740 --> 00:42:46,419 No, mate. That's what you're doing. 907 00:42:46,420 --> 00:42:48,499 - Seriously malfunctioning. - I'm not your mate. 908 00:42:48,500 --> 00:42:51,619 Except Kerblam's system does have a conscience. 909 00:42:51,620 --> 00:42:54,210 It's been fighting you, Charlie. It knew it. 910 00:42:54,211 --> 00:42:58,379 It sent a message across the galaxy, begging for help. 911 00:42:58,380 --> 00:43:00,539 That Teammate in Slade's office, 912 00:43:00,540 --> 00:43:02,800 it was coming for you. 913 00:43:03,740 --> 00:43:05,347 And then Kira. 914 00:43:05,348 --> 00:43:08,419 It took her, knowing how you felt about her, 915 00:43:08,420 --> 00:43:11,271 to show you how it would feel! 916 00:43:11,272 --> 00:43:14,419 Because how you feel right now about Kira 917 00:43:14,420 --> 00:43:17,859 is how all those families and friends will feel 918 00:43:17,860 --> 00:43:19,699 if your plan goes off. 919 00:43:19,700 --> 00:43:21,979 I don't care. I think you do. 920 00:43:21,980 --> 00:43:23,699 I think you came here with a plan, 921 00:43:23,700 --> 00:43:25,379 but you didn't expect to fall in love. 922 00:43:25,380 --> 00:43:27,020 But that's what happens. 923 00:43:27,806 --> 00:43:31,939 Use it, Charlie. Learn from it, please! 924 00:43:31,940 --> 00:43:34,740 No! No... 925 00:43:35,663 --> 00:43:36,939 If that's the price 926 00:43:36,940 --> 00:43:40,219 to change how everyone on Kandoka sees technology, 927 00:43:40,220 --> 00:43:41,979 then it is worth it for the cause. 928 00:43:41,980 --> 00:43:43,659 This isn't a cause. You're not an activist. 929 00:43:43,660 --> 00:43:45,019 This is cold-blooded murder. 930 00:43:45,020 --> 00:43:46,939 I can't let the systems take control! 931 00:43:46,940 --> 00:43:48,499 The systems aren't the problem. 932 00:43:48,500 --> 00:43:53,259 How people use and exploit the system, that's the problem. 933 00:43:53,260 --> 00:43:55,220 People like you. 934 00:43:57,650 --> 00:44:00,420 I don't care what you think. The delivery goes ahead. 935 00:44:03,300 --> 00:44:05,419 Mass delivery procedures initiated. 936 00:44:05,420 --> 00:44:07,819 Someone grab that controller! 937 00:44:07,820 --> 00:44:09,939 - Aarggh! - What have you done? 938 00:44:09,940 --> 00:44:11,419 You can't stop it now! 939 00:44:11,420 --> 00:44:15,139 Make it stop! We're not gonna let you kill all those innocent people. 940 00:44:15,140 --> 00:44:18,899 Destination coordinates locked. Preparing teleport. 941 00:44:18,900 --> 00:44:20,739 Doc, I hope you've got an idea of how to fix that? 942 00:44:20,740 --> 00:44:23,899 Not enough time to fix it. Wait. New idea. 943 00:44:23,900 --> 00:44:25,699 Oh, not enough time for that either. 944 00:44:25,700 --> 00:44:27,259 Maybe worth a go. 945 00:44:27,260 --> 00:44:29,219 - Maybe? - I mean definitely. 946 00:44:29,220 --> 00:44:30,459 - Grab the postman's head! - What? 947 00:44:30,460 --> 00:44:33,539 Just like Judy did in the office. Do it! Now! 948 00:44:33,540 --> 00:44:35,779 I need to sort this. 949 00:44:39,060 --> 00:44:40,859 Does she know what she's doing? 950 00:44:40,860 --> 00:44:43,539 Some of the time, definitely. 951 00:44:43,540 --> 00:44:45,820 Get back here! Stop it! Charlie... 952 00:44:46,900 --> 00:44:48,339 She can't stop it now. 953 00:44:48,340 --> 00:44:51,643 Those deliveries are gonna be teleported out. I'm sorry. 954 00:44:52,940 --> 00:44:54,703 Twirly, I need your help. 955 00:44:54,704 --> 00:44:57,259 Sleep mode off. Hello again. 956 00:44:57,260 --> 00:44:59,659 Customers, with your current medical symptoms, 957 00:44:59,660 --> 00:45:01,619 browse blood pressure medication. 958 00:45:01,620 --> 00:45:02,739 This is important. 959 00:45:02,740 --> 00:45:06,261 I've linked you in to the new system, to all the delivery bots. 960 00:45:06,262 --> 00:45:07,808 And I have a request. 961 00:45:07,809 --> 00:45:09,540 How may we help? 962 00:45:10,798 --> 00:45:14,899 Change of delivery address for every order about to teleport. 963 00:45:14,900 --> 00:45:16,339 New address, right here. 964 00:45:16,340 --> 00:45:18,499 This hangar, right where we're standing. 965 00:45:18,500 --> 00:45:21,648 I want every Kerblam Man to deliver to themselves. 966 00:45:21,649 --> 00:45:23,459 Delivery orders accepted. 967 00:45:23,460 --> 00:45:25,339 I want every Kerblam Man to open the order 968 00:45:25,340 --> 00:45:27,379 they've just delivered to themselves, 969 00:45:27,380 --> 00:45:30,699 making sure they do what everybody does with bubble wrap. 970 00:45:30,700 --> 00:45:33,180 - Orders confirmed. - Charlie... 971 00:45:34,700 --> 00:45:36,459 ...get back up here, please. 972 00:45:36,460 --> 00:45:38,019 Delivery in process. 973 00:45:38,020 --> 00:45:41,140 - What's going on? - Delivery received. 974 00:45:42,700 --> 00:45:44,899 Doctor, they're about to detonate. 975 00:45:44,900 --> 00:45:48,420 Charlie, last chance. Get out of there now! 976 00:45:50,020 --> 00:45:51,699 Opening delivery. 977 00:45:51,700 --> 00:45:55,059 - Activating bubble wrap. - Get us out of here. 978 00:45:55,060 --> 00:45:57,020 And remember, if you want to... 979 00:46:13,886 --> 00:46:15,331 If you want it... 980 00:46:16,293 --> 00:46:17,539 ...Kerblam it. 981 00:46:18,500 --> 00:46:20,059 Kerblam is experiencing 982 00:46:20,060 --> 00:46:22,259 a momentary technical difficulty. 983 00:46:22,260 --> 00:46:24,819 Our expert engineers are already working 984 00:46:24,820 --> 00:46:27,259 to get the systems up and running again 985 00:46:27,260 --> 00:46:29,939 as quickly and safely as possible. 986 00:46:29,940 --> 00:46:34,460 In the meantime, why not consider a personal mindful moment? 987 00:46:35,620 --> 00:46:38,002 We're suspending all operations for a month, 988 00:46:38,003 --> 00:46:39,215 pending review, 989 00:46:39,216 --> 00:46:41,659 and while the Teammates are rebuilding Dispatch. 990 00:46:41,660 --> 00:46:44,259 All our workers have been given two weeks paid leave, 991 00:46:44,260 --> 00:46:46,499 free return shuttle transport, 992 00:46:46,500 --> 00:46:47,939 and I'm going to propose 993 00:46:47,940 --> 00:46:50,739 that Kerblam becomes a people-led company in future. 994 00:46:50,740 --> 00:46:53,434 Majority organics. People, I mean. 995 00:46:54,388 --> 00:46:57,420 We're always looking for good workers to join our management team. 996 00:46:58,008 --> 00:46:59,099 Uh... 997 00:46:59,100 --> 00:47:02,300 Thanks. We're strictly freelance. 998 00:47:13,260 --> 00:47:16,540 - Doctor, can I make a request? - Always. 999 00:47:18,700 --> 00:47:20,939 If Dan hadn't have switched scanners, 1000 00:47:20,940 --> 00:47:22,540 it would have been me in that test room. 1001 00:47:23,940 --> 00:47:25,436 He saved my life. 1002 00:47:32,655 --> 00:47:34,582 I want to take this to his daughter. 1003 00:47:35,299 --> 00:47:37,339 Tell her how much he loved it. 1004 00:47:38,253 --> 00:47:39,793 How much he loved her. 1005 00:47:43,947 --> 00:47:45,458 It's the least we can do. 1006 00:47:49,537 --> 00:47:52,617 Put it down. It's Kerblam bubble wrap. 1007 00:47:52,618 --> 00:47:54,899 Uh, you sure you want to pop that? 1008 00:48:01,452 --> 00:48:07,452 Sync and corrections by btsix www.addic7ed.com 1009 00:48:37,540 --> 00:48:40,819 Let us put the accused to the test. 1010 00:48:40,820 --> 00:48:42,979 - Granny! - King James. 1011 00:48:42,980 --> 00:48:44,819 We must purify your land. 1012 00:48:44,820 --> 00:48:47,540 - We shall not be stopped! - Where's the witch?