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You are cordially invited
to Dudley's Thanksgiving.

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It's a hot ticket.

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Very exclusive.

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Please come.

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Get out of here, Dudley.
We already have plans.

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Well, let me know if anything changes.

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Well...

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what are you guys doing
for Thanksgiving?

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Well, I think the question
you should be asking is:

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what are we doing for Thanksgiving?

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Yes, Margaret, since tomorrow
is your very first Thanksgiving

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here at Shady Meadows,

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I would like to issue
a formal invitation

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for you to have dinner with us

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at the renowned Tucson
hot spot Chez Sid!

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Margaret, you're really gonna enjoy it.

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Sid makes all the classics.

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Yam casserole. Green bean casserole.

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Stuffing casserole.

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And of course, his fabled
casserole casserole.

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Oh, well, thank you for
the invitation, you guys.

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As delicious as a four-casserole
Thanksgiving sounds...

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Uh-bup-bup, there's 12
casseroles, Margaret.

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We were just giving you the highlights.

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Yeah. We didn't want to blow your mind.

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Well, I appreciate that.

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But I-I actually already have plans.

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With who? Dudley's the
only other game in town,

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and that is too dark
to even think about.

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Well, he's not the only
other game in town.

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Well, who else?

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Oh, wait a minute,

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not Murray and the food snobs!

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Well, now, I've already dry-brined

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and spatchcocked the turkey,

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which will, of course, be divine.

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Francine, love your ciabatta
and sausage stuffing.

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But, uh, go easy on the sage this year.

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This isn't a Wiccan festival.

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Note taken, Murray.

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And I apologize if I've
let you down in the past.

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And, Norman,

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if you bring another of
your oak-y Chardonnays,

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you'll be banished to the cafeteria

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along with the rest of
these mouth-breathers.

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You know, I actually prefer
breathing through my mouth.

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It's so much easier. It's just...

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Yeah. That's so nice.

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And how'd you score an invite, anyway?

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They hate everyone. Even me.

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Can you wrap your head around that?

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Murray just came up to me
and invited me, and I,

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I don't mind, he's kind of cute.

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And that British accent.

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Cheerio.

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Well, all that food sounds wack.

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I didn't hear the word
"casserole" in there once.

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Margaret, let me explain
something to you.

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We forbid you from going
over there for Thanksgiving!

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You know, Thanksgiving is a time

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to be with the people you care about.

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That's why we all told our
kids that we have the flu.

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- So we could hang out here and party.
- Mm-hmm.

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Exactly. Nothing should come
between us on Thanksgiving Day.

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Murray gave me a plus-one.

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- Me! Me, me, me!
- Oh, no.

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Margaret!

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Me, me, me, me, me...

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- Me, me, me, me, me...
- Margaret! Margaret.

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Okay, I, uh, think the
choice is obvious.

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You can't spell Thanksgiving
without "Hank." That's me.

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I'm Hank, so...

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Oh. I was gonna pitch myself,

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but that was so convincing.

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I think you should take Hank.

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Margaret! Please, please pick me.

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This little kitty wants a fancy feast.

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Sid. You're preparing
your own Thanksgiving.

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You can't go to somebody else's.

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Watch me. Margaret, please pick me.

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You know that I am the
classiest of the three.

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Well...

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the bar is a little low.

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But yeah, I-I pick Sid.

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Hurray! Hurray!

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I told you I was the classiest.

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But what are we supposed
to do now? You're preparing

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- our Thanksgiving!
- Yeah.

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Well, you can cook it.

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Everything's in my apartment.

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Happy Thanksgiving, guys.

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Come on, girl, we are moving on up.

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Plans fall through? That's
my target audience.

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I got more.

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Ooh... I'm so excited.

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And hungry.

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I didn't eat all day in anticipation.

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Same. I even did an
hour on the elliptical

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just to work up an appetite.

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All right, a half hour.

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Fine. I went in the sauna.

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There it is.

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Okay, Sid, I'm kind of
interested in Murray,

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so try to make me look good in there.

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But they are so ritzy.

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Growing up in small-town Texas,

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we didn't do fancy holidays.

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One Christmas, we ate a squirrel family

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that was nesting in the attic.

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Okay, that is horrifying.

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Gee, Sid, I would've thought

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that your palate would be
a little more refined.

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Because I'm gay, Margaret?

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Wow.

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Well, I didn't mean

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- just because you're...
- Oh...

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what an ugly moment.

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Margaret, gay people

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can be trash, too, you know.

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Okay, fine. From now on I will
recognize that you are trash.

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Well, thank you.

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In the meantime, will
you try to fit in here?

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We're gonna have the
best meal of our lives.

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Hi, y'all!

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I brought a bottle of wine

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for our dashing host.

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It's from France.

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Ooh. Did you hear that, everyone?

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France.

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Oh, please. Meet my
roommate, Woof-Gang Puck.

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Evergreen, Murray.

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I love it more every time I hear it.

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Well, I wouldn't mind woof-ing down

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- some of these appetizers.
- Bup-bup-bup-bup,

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my appetizer-sized friend.

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All in due time.

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Around here, we like
to tantalize the mind

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as well as the palate.

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What?

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- Whew, that was exhausting.
- Oh, yes, sir.

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I'd feel a lot better about it
if we'd made something edible.

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Yeah, well, I think the problem
here is neither one of us

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knows how to cook.

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- Amen, brother.
- Hey.

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But, you know, Margaret and
Sid are coming right back.

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- They are?
- Oh, yeah.

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As soon as they walk into
Murray's, realize they're wrong,

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they're gonna come rushing back,

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begging to cook us the
Thanksgiving meal of our dreams.

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Well, that is good, because it
would be a very sad Thanksgiving

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if it was just the two of us in
Sid's apartment with no food.

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Yes, indeed.

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But no, they're coming back now.

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They're coming right
back through that door.

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So they're coming back

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right...

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now!

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Right now!

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It's not working, Hank.

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No, they're coming back.

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They're coming back.

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- Yeah, say this with me.
- Okay.

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Five, four, three, two, one.

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Now!

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Now!

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Now!

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Every year before
dinner, we play trivia.

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Get a question right, earn an appetizer.

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Oh. I love learning when I'm hungry.

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You love trivia, right, Sid?

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Oh, 'deed I do.

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'Deed I do.

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'Deed I don't. Margaret,
I don't know anything.

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Well, just roll with it,
because these appetizers

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smell freakin' amazing.

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First question!

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Francine.

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What varietals make up a Bordeaux blend?

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Getting a little "Bordeaux" myself.

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Starting with a softball, eh, Murray?

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Very well.

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The answer is: Cabernet Sauvignon,

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Merlot and Cabernet Franc.

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Correct!

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This deviled quail's egg is yours.

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Mm. Mm.

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Mmm!

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Mmm!

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Mmm!

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Mmm!

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Oh. Mmm! Mmm!

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Oh, my God.

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Oh!

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Oh, God, I love trivia.

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That really made me upset.

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There's a weird energy in here, right?

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Big-time. But I am definitely staying

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until I get one of those eggs.

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Now.

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Now.

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You know, Hank, I'm starting to think

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- they're not coming back.
- Well, damn it, Charlie,

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the four of us are
supposed to be a team.

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- I know.
- Now we got no place

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to eat Thanksgiving dinner.

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Well...

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Ah!

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The natives have arrived on Dudley Rock.

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I bid thee welcome.

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All right, you guys are up.

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Mm, perhaps one of you will
finally get a question right.

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God, I hope so. I'm getting lightheaded.

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Do you think we could get
an appetizer on loan?

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Nope.

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All right.

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Name three hard Italian
cow's milk cheeses.

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Ooh, I love cheese. I got this one.

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Remember, this is your last
chance to get an appetizer.

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Italian cheese, Sid.
Say something Italian.

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Ah-cheese-ah!

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Ah-cheese-ah...

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is not correct.

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Game over.

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You guys are all eating
appetizers; we're starving.

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Couldn't we just eat some?

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But, you didn't get any questions right.

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Don't worry, dinner's
just around the corner.

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And it's gonna be incredible.

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All right, Sid.

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As it turns out, Murray kind of blows,

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but we've come too far
not to get that dinner.

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So-so what? Are you just gonna
waste those appetizers?

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Hmm? Oh, don't worry.

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They'll be going to Woof-Gang Puck.

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Uh, just the rules of the game.

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But he didn't get one question right.

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Name one. One Italian cheese.

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Name one if you're such
a smart little bitch!

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He's more of a cat person.

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Where's the food, man?

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Well, the turkey just
went into the oven.

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So, our food should be ready
in a brisk four hours.

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Is that when everyone
else is gonna show up?

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Uh-huh.

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All right, man, whatever.

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Let's watch some football
until it's ready.

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And where the hell is your couch?

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It's being reupholstered, but, luckily,

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I have these backless stools.

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Are you kidding me? Damn, Dudley.

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Backless stools?

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What is this, Venezuela?

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Are we ready for the big game?

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Well, at least we get football, Hank.

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What?

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Radio?

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That's right. I don't own a TV.

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I prefer to listen to the
game and imagine the players.

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Well, you know what else
you're gonna be imagining?

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- Us being here, 'cause we're leaving.
- Oh.

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00:12:37,740 --> 00:12:40,659
I don't care if Murray didn't
invite us, we're going.

263
00:12:40,660 --> 00:12:42,320
Oh, wait, guys.

264
00:12:42,350 --> 00:12:44,500
At least stay for a beer.

265
00:12:44,540 --> 00:12:46,140
What kind of beer?

266
00:12:46,170 --> 00:12:48,070
Root.

267
00:12:52,880 --> 00:12:56,180
I know what you're doing here.

268
00:12:56,220 --> 00:12:59,080
Do you? Because I'm beginning to wonder.

269
00:12:59,120 --> 00:13:00,690
You like Murray.

270
00:13:01,480 --> 00:13:03,160
And you're wasting your time.

271
00:13:03,220 --> 00:13:06,630
Murray isn't interested in women.

272
00:13:06,720 --> 00:13:09,440
- Mm.
- Or men.

273
00:13:11,570 --> 00:13:14,570
He only has eyes for food.

274
00:13:14,600 --> 00:13:16,940
You're mine.

275
00:13:19,970 --> 00:13:24,140
What is in these appetizers?

276
00:13:24,180 --> 00:13:26,080
So...

277
00:13:26,110 --> 00:13:28,950
walk me through your
typical Thanksgiving menu

278
00:13:28,980 --> 00:13:31,720
one more time so I can
get it exactly right.

279
00:13:31,750 --> 00:13:33,990
Well, basically, if it's in a can,

280
00:13:34,020 --> 00:13:35,890
it goes in a casserole.

281
00:13:37,520 --> 00:13:40,060
That is incredible.

282
00:13:40,090 --> 00:13:43,300
Murray, they dine on casseroles.

283
00:13:43,330 --> 00:13:45,130
Oh, I love 'em.

284
00:13:45,170 --> 00:13:47,270
You can put just about anything in 'em.

285
00:13:47,300 --> 00:13:50,160
But you cannot skip the glue

286
00:13:50,200 --> 00:13:52,970
that holds it all together:
the American cheese.

287
00:13:53,010 --> 00:13:54,440
Oh, my God.

288
00:13:55,780 --> 00:13:58,910
I'd rather eat a bullet
than American cheese.

289
00:13:58,950 --> 00:14:01,749
Oh, we all would, Francine.
We all would.

290
00:14:01,750 --> 00:14:02,799
But don't worry.

291
00:14:02,800 --> 00:14:04,580
- Tonight we dine in style.
- Mmm.

292
00:14:04,620 --> 00:14:05,820
- Spanakopita.
- Oh.

293
00:14:05,850 --> 00:14:08,190
- Lamb shanks that cascade off the bone.
- Yes.

294
00:14:08,220 --> 00:14:10,760
- Bacon-filled dates flown in from Jerusalem.
- Mmm.

295
00:14:10,790 --> 00:14:12,599
Okay, this all sounds really amazing,

296
00:14:12,600 --> 00:14:15,190
but if this stuff is cooking,
why don't I smell it?

297
00:14:15,230 --> 00:14:16,960
Oh, I couldn't cook all that here.

298
00:14:17,000 --> 00:14:19,559
Didn't you hear the man?
There's spanakopita...

299
00:14:19,560 --> 00:14:22,670
We got it, Francine!

300
00:14:22,700 --> 00:14:25,219
A feast of this size and scale

301
00:14:25,220 --> 00:14:27,046
could only be prepared
in a commercial kitchen.

302
00:14:27,070 --> 00:14:29,340
Uh, luckily, with Shady Meadows
closed for the holidays,

303
00:14:29,380 --> 00:14:31,010
the dining hall was just the place.

304
00:14:31,040 --> 00:14:33,040
Okay, so when do I eat?

305
00:14:33,080 --> 00:14:34,980
Soon. Oh, very soon.

306
00:14:35,020 --> 00:14:37,116
- In fact, uh, we should go check on our dishes.
- Ah.

307
00:14:37,140 --> 00:14:39,999
Why don't we go down
now, and you two, uh,

308
00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:41,690
well, stay here and set the table. Hmm?

309
00:14:41,720 --> 00:14:44,060
Uh, maybe, uh, clean up a bit.

310
00:14:44,090 --> 00:14:46,730
The room. And yourselves.

311
00:14:50,530 --> 00:14:53,400
Okay, this is super weird, right?

312
00:14:53,430 --> 00:14:55,439
What is going on here?

313
00:14:55,440 --> 00:14:57,009
I'll tell you what's going on.

314
00:14:57,010 --> 00:14:58,419
You are not doing

315
00:14:58,420 --> 00:15:00,670
your share of the chores.

316
00:15:09,140 --> 00:15:11,580
They've been gone for over an hour.

317
00:15:11,610 --> 00:15:13,020
I am ravenous.

318
00:15:13,280 --> 00:15:15,400
Who locks their refrigerator?

319
00:15:15,680 --> 00:15:17,610
Full disclosure.

320
00:15:17,650 --> 00:15:21,260
I ate a pinch of fish food a minute ago.

321
00:15:21,320 --> 00:15:22,760
Fuller disclosure.

322
00:15:22,770 --> 00:15:24,870
I almost ate the fish.

323
00:15:24,910 --> 00:15:28,210
Screw you, Murray, I'm staying!

324
00:15:28,240 --> 00:15:29,880
Well, where's Murray?

325
00:15:29,910 --> 00:15:31,750
What are you guys doing here?

326
00:15:31,780 --> 00:15:34,350
We had no other place to go.
Y'all bailed on us.

327
00:15:34,380 --> 00:15:36,250
And we wound up at Dudley's.

328
00:15:36,290 --> 00:15:37,980
- Dudley's!
- Yeah.

329
00:15:38,060 --> 00:15:39,579
Where the hell is everybody?

330
00:15:39,580 --> 00:15:40,859
Yeah, and where's the food?

331
00:15:40,860 --> 00:15:43,660
Boys, I don't think you understand

332
00:15:43,690 --> 00:15:45,830
how classy parties work.

333
00:15:45,860 --> 00:15:50,560
You only get food if you get
the trivia questions right.

334
00:15:52,230 --> 00:15:56,000
If you get them wrong,
it goes to Murray's dog.

335
00:15:56,040 --> 00:15:58,620
So they gave your food to the dog,

336
00:15:58,760 --> 00:16:00,216
and then the host just left you here?

337
00:16:00,240 --> 00:16:02,110
Hank.

338
00:16:03,910 --> 00:16:06,210
You are hopelessly working class.

339
00:16:06,250 --> 00:16:08,680
This is all totally normal.

340
00:16:08,720 --> 00:16:11,690
Once we set the table
and clean ourselves...

341
00:16:12,960 --> 00:16:14,420
... Murray and his friends

342
00:16:14,460 --> 00:16:16,690
will return from the big turkey kitchen

343
00:16:16,730 --> 00:16:19,790
and we'll have a feast.

344
00:16:19,830 --> 00:16:23,200
Hearing it out loud, it
does sound a little off.

345
00:16:23,230 --> 00:16:24,930
A little off?

346
00:16:24,970 --> 00:16:27,659
You know what? We need to go downstairs

347
00:16:27,660 --> 00:16:28,940
and find out what's going on.

348
00:16:29,040 --> 00:16:33,470
Charlie, do you know any hard
Italian cow's milk cheeses?

349
00:16:33,510 --> 00:16:37,410
Well, off the top of my head,
there's Parmesan, Romano,

350
00:16:37,480 --> 00:16:40,810
Asiago, uh, Grana Padano, there's...

351
00:16:40,850 --> 00:16:43,920
Damn it, I picked the wrong plus-one.

352
00:16:45,090 --> 00:16:47,159
Well, we pulled it off.

353
00:16:47,160 --> 00:16:48,660
For the first time in years,

354
00:16:48,690 --> 00:16:51,260
our Thanksgiving finally
had a little excitement.

355
00:16:51,290 --> 00:16:53,990
Can you believe they're still
up there cleaning my apartment?

356
00:16:54,030 --> 00:16:56,300
And they're still expecting
to have a delicious dinner.

357
00:16:56,330 --> 00:17:00,570
The very delicious dinner
that we're eating right now.

358
00:17:00,600 --> 00:17:03,250
Oh, those peasants are
going to be as bitter

359
00:17:03,280 --> 00:17:06,140
as in-season radicchio.

360
00:17:07,120 --> 00:17:09,879
Why play with one's food when
you can play with people?

361
00:17:09,880 --> 00:17:11,780
Huh?

362
00:17:11,810 --> 00:17:13,810
I knew they were food snobs,

363
00:17:13,850 --> 00:17:16,420
but these people are sociopaths.

364
00:17:16,450 --> 00:17:20,250
It's bad that I still find
him attractive, isn't it?

365
00:17:20,290 --> 00:17:23,920
Uh-uh, I-I get it.

366
00:17:23,960 --> 00:17:27,290
Are we ever gonna eat?

367
00:17:27,330 --> 00:17:29,930
Did you see the bottle of
wine that woman brought?

368
00:17:29,970 --> 00:17:33,800
There was a price tag
on the bottom. $17.99.

369
00:17:35,170 --> 00:17:36,440
Why are they laughing?

370
00:17:36,470 --> 00:17:39,610
Well, is it too high or too low?

371
00:17:43,910 --> 00:17:47,510
Who would do something that
horrible on Thanksgiving?

372
00:17:47,550 --> 00:17:49,720
Yeah, I bet you're feeling pretty crappy

373
00:17:49,750 --> 00:17:51,290
you ditched us for them, huh?

374
00:17:51,320 --> 00:17:52,890
You know what? I am.

375
00:17:52,920 --> 00:17:55,260
I abandoned my friends, and for what?

376
00:17:55,290 --> 00:17:57,020
Food that I never even got to eat,

377
00:17:57,060 --> 00:18:01,060
and the most sadistic game
of trivia I've ever played.

378
00:18:01,100 --> 00:18:05,730
Yeah, well, at least you didn't
lose out to a freakin' dog.

379
00:18:05,770 --> 00:18:08,670
I'm sorry we messed up your
Thanksgiving Day, guys.

380
00:18:08,700 --> 00:18:10,700
No, the day's still young.

381
00:18:10,740 --> 00:18:13,170
We're about to find out what
Thanksgiving is really about.

382
00:18:13,210 --> 00:18:16,380
Yeah. Naps.

383
00:18:16,460 --> 00:18:18,260
No, Charlie.

384
00:18:18,300 --> 00:18:20,430
Friends. Together.

385
00:18:20,470 --> 00:18:22,379
Exacting sweet revenge

386
00:18:22,380 --> 00:18:24,350
on those douchebags who harmed 'em.

387
00:18:24,370 --> 00:18:25,370
Who's with me?

388
00:18:25,400 --> 00:18:27,700
We are.

389
00:18:34,800 --> 00:18:36,100
- Here it is.
- Ah.

390
00:18:36,140 --> 00:18:38,820
My famous pecan soufflé.

391
00:18:38,920 --> 00:18:40,820
Maybe we should find
another couple of rubes

392
00:18:40,840 --> 00:18:42,910
and do this again next year.

393
00:18:42,950 --> 00:18:47,520
Indeed. I haven't smiled
this much in a long time.

394
00:18:50,690 --> 00:18:54,590
You know, we may not need
to find other rubes.

395
00:18:54,620 --> 00:18:58,790
I'm not so sure we couldn't
do it again to these idiots.

396
00:18:58,830 --> 00:19:02,260
Oh, you mean us idiots?

397
00:19:02,300 --> 00:19:04,400
Yes, yes, I do.

398
00:19:04,440 --> 00:19:05,600
Oh.

399
00:19:05,700 --> 00:19:08,570
We're busted. Ooh.

400
00:19:08,600 --> 00:19:10,770
Well, what are you going to do about it?

401
00:19:10,810 --> 00:19:13,670
We finished dinner and we're
almost done with dessert.

402
00:19:13,710 --> 00:19:15,780
You're right, Francine. You won.

403
00:19:15,810 --> 00:19:18,640
You are so much smarter than we are.

404
00:19:18,660 --> 00:19:20,110
So much so that we would like

405
00:19:20,150 --> 00:19:21,920
to play a little game
of trivia with you.

406
00:19:21,950 --> 00:19:23,500
What? Oh, well, very well.

407
00:19:23,520 --> 00:19:24,990
- Shoot.
- All right.

408
00:19:25,020 --> 00:19:26,470
See if you can name all the ingredients

409
00:19:26,490 --> 00:19:28,160
in that soufflé that you're eating.

410
00:19:28,190 --> 00:19:30,790
Well, that's easy.
Butter, eggs, pecans...

411
00:19:30,830 --> 00:19:33,160
Ah, you forgot the secret ingredients

412
00:19:33,200 --> 00:19:35,500
we slipped in there when
y'all were having dinner.

413
00:19:35,530 --> 00:19:38,750
Yeah, that's right. The soufflé needed

414
00:19:38,800 --> 00:19:42,100
some sort of glue to hold it together.

415
00:19:42,200 --> 00:19:46,770
The glue known as... American cheese.

416
00:19:46,810 --> 00:19:49,200
Oh, no, no, no, no.

417
00:19:49,220 --> 00:19:50,640
You can't be serious.

418
00:19:50,680 --> 00:19:54,280
You all are eating pure American cheese.

419
00:19:54,320 --> 00:19:56,980
Zero percent dairy.

420
00:19:57,020 --> 00:19:59,390
Murray? What's happening?

421
00:19:59,420 --> 00:20:01,890
Am I poor now?

422
00:20:01,920 --> 00:20:04,830
You bums. You-you bums!

423
00:20:04,860 --> 00:20:07,530
Oh, shut up, you
Australian son of a bitch.

424
00:20:07,560 --> 00:20:09,200
Yeah, that's what you get for messing

425
00:20:09,220 --> 00:20:10,500
- with this crew, Murray.
- Yeah.

426
00:20:13,700 --> 00:20:16,890
Oh, revenge is sweet.

427
00:20:18,010 --> 00:20:19,719
Not as sweet as food, though.

428
00:20:19,720 --> 00:20:21,039
We need to eat something.

429
00:20:21,040 --> 00:20:24,880
Well, let's go to my apartment.
I'll whip up some casseroles.

430
00:20:24,910 --> 00:20:26,710
Well, not an option.

431
00:20:26,750 --> 00:20:30,080
We, uh, we trashed the place.

432
00:20:30,120 --> 00:20:32,490
Well, what are we gonna do?

433
00:20:32,520 --> 00:20:34,590
Oh, man, I was so hungry.

434
00:20:39,360 --> 00:20:41,560
You know, I got to tell you, Dudley,

435
00:20:41,600 --> 00:20:44,270
I-I actually enjoy
imagining the players.

436
00:20:44,300 --> 00:20:46,060
- It's nice, isn't it?
- It is.

437
00:20:46,100 --> 00:20:48,200
Yeah. I-I'm sure glad you all came over.

438
00:20:48,240 --> 00:20:50,570
You really turned my day around.

439
00:20:50,610 --> 00:20:52,610
Aw. This has been great.

440
00:20:52,640 --> 00:20:55,660
I can't believe I thought
Thanksgiving with Murray

441
00:20:55,680 --> 00:20:57,210
was gonna be better than you guys.

442
00:20:57,250 --> 00:20:58,750
Nothing's better than us, Margaret.

443
00:20:58,780 --> 00:21:00,280
You should know that by now.

444
00:21:00,320 --> 00:21:03,220
Hey, happy Thanksgiving, everybody.

445
00:21:03,250 --> 00:21:05,420
Happy Thanksgiving.

446
00:21:05,450 --> 00:21:07,190
Yeah, happy Thanksgiving.

447
00:21:07,220 --> 00:21:11,110
Now can we please turn
this damn football off?

448
00:21:11,120 --> 00:21:12,890
- Uh-oh.
- And rock and roll!

449
00:21:12,900 --> 00:21:13,900
Whoa.

450
00:21:13,901 --> 00:21:16,800
# Take them old potatoes off the shelf #

451
00:21:16,830 --> 00:21:20,110
# I'm gonna bake 'em all by myself #

452
00:21:20,160 --> 00:21:21,280
Go, Sid.

453
00:21:21,300 --> 00:21:22,570
# Those psycho foodies #

454
00:21:22,580 --> 00:21:24,580
- # Ain't got no soul #
- Uh-huh.

455
00:21:24,600 --> 00:21:27,110
# I want an old-time casserole #

456
00:21:27,120 --> 00:21:31,380
Yeah, Sid!

457
00:21:31,390 --> 00:21:36,390
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