1 00:00:01,222 --> 00:00:02,912 Previously on Crazy Ex-Girlfriend... 2 00:00:02,937 --> 00:00:05,803 You're more stable and self-aware than you were. 3 00:00:06,033 --> 00:00:10,488 And you're a loving person who deserves love. 4 00:00:10,925 --> 00:00:12,491 I need to counteract 5 00:00:12,523 --> 00:00:16,120 my systemic, socioeconomic, racial and cis-gender advantages. 6 00:00:16,145 --> 00:00:18,985 Oh, you mean that? 7 00:00:19,481 --> 00:00:21,703 I am applying to law school! 8 00:00:23,198 --> 00:00:25,238 I'm old. Maybe-maybe it's too late. 9 00:00:25,263 --> 00:00:27,692 Maybe this whole law school thing is dumb, okay? 10 00:00:27,717 --> 00:00:30,885 It's not dumb. Your dreams are not dumb. 11 00:00:30,989 --> 00:00:33,923 The first second I came here, you've been so nice to me. 12 00:00:34,207 --> 00:00:36,607 This is a joke. You're a joke, Bert. 13 00:00:36,676 --> 00:00:39,077 I know that me being here is not your first choice, 14 00:00:39,145 --> 00:00:40,978 but... you're stuck with me. 15 00:00:41,003 --> 00:00:43,558 Hector and I bought a condo in El Segundo, 16 00:00:43,583 --> 00:00:45,416 so... we're moving. 17 00:00:45,485 --> 00:00:47,485 I'm moving to New York. 18 00:00:47,554 --> 00:00:49,987 I am worried that your body spray is gonna 19 00:00:50,012 --> 00:00:51,889 waft into her room and she's gonna know that you're here, 20 00:00:51,914 --> 00:00:54,859 so leave... without wafting. 21 00:00:54,884 --> 00:00:57,505 Someone asked me to change the water cooler on the way in. 22 00:00:57,530 --> 00:00:58,530 What is this? 23 00:00:59,232 --> 00:01:02,200 # Meet Rebecca # 24 00:01:02,268 --> 00:01:05,370 # She's the coolest girl in the world, wait # 25 00:01:05,438 --> 00:01:08,773 # Wrong Rebecca # 26 00:01:08,842 --> 00:01:11,109 # It's this one over here # 27 00:01:11,177 --> 00:01:14,011 # She's spunky, she's sweet, a generous friend # 28 00:01:14,080 --> 00:01:16,447 # Oh, but there she looks kind of mean # 29 00:01:16,516 --> 00:01:18,149 Hmm. # Okay, she's snarky # 30 00:01:18,218 --> 00:01:20,218 # Sarcastic and a... What? # 31 00:01:20,286 --> 00:01:24,122 # You know, we're not really seeing a common theme # 32 00:01:24,190 --> 00:01:27,091 # Meet Rebecca # 33 00:01:27,160 --> 00:01:29,994 # She's too hard to summarize # 34 00:01:30,063 --> 00:01:33,244 # So let's go back to Other Rebecca. # 35 00:01:33,269 --> 00:01:35,774 I eat my own eyelashes. 36 00:01:35,798 --> 00:01:37,798 -- Synced and corrected by ChrisKe -- -- www.addic7ed.com -- 37 00:01:41,307 --> 00:01:43,961 Guys, I am so NYC right now. 38 00:01:43,986 --> 00:01:47,044 My apartment is tiny... 39 00:01:47,113 --> 00:01:48,479 but I've got this great couch 40 00:01:48,548 --> 00:01:49,825 that you can pull out to be a bed, 41 00:01:49,849 --> 00:01:51,182 - then a desk... - Wow. 42 00:01:51,251 --> 00:01:53,396 ... then a dining room table, and then a Pilates reformer. 43 00:01:53,443 --> 00:01:55,376 Ooh, très chic! 44 00:01:55,422 --> 00:01:56,988 It's like your little first-class cabin. 45 00:01:57,056 --> 00:01:59,457 Exactly. Especially since the bathroom is down the hall 46 00:01:59,526 --> 00:02:01,026 and you share it with ten other people. 47 00:02:01,051 --> 00:02:03,461 - Yeah. - Guys, I love having you both available 48 00:02:03,486 --> 00:02:04,918 at the touch of a button. 49 00:02:05,231 --> 00:02:08,166 Yay, technology, bridging the endless divides. 50 00:02:08,234 --> 00:02:11,952 Well, I'm at Home Base, just 2.4 miles from you, so... 51 00:02:11,977 --> 00:02:14,369 Anyway, how are you, Rebecca? Is today group therapy day? 52 00:02:14,394 --> 00:02:18,276 No, V, her group is Thursday, individual therapy is Friday, 53 00:02:18,301 --> 00:02:19,601 equestrian share circle is... 54 00:02:19,626 --> 00:02:21,790 Wednesday, and horses give me a rash now, 55 00:02:21,815 --> 00:02:24,355 so I don't even think I'm gonna go anymore. God, this is exhausting. 56 00:02:24,380 --> 00:02:25,780 Guys, I know all this emotional work 57 00:02:25,805 --> 00:02:27,438 is necessary and productive, 58 00:02:27,463 --> 00:02:29,296 but I'm excited to have a day off. 59 00:02:29,385 --> 00:02:31,585 For 24 hours, I don't want to talk about my feelings 60 00:02:31,654 --> 00:02:33,387 or my problems or my personality disorder. 61 00:02:33,455 --> 00:02:35,222 And I know just what I want to do today. 62 00:02:35,290 --> 00:02:36,590 So, I was on Instagram, 63 00:02:36,659 --> 00:02:39,026 and I found this place called Harry's Hog Shop, 64 00:02:39,094 --> 00:02:40,761 it's this BBQ place in Irvine... 65 00:02:40,829 --> 00:02:42,362 Oh, I love that place. 66 00:02:42,431 --> 00:02:45,432 I peep at their Instagram all day; it's pure food porn. 67 00:02:45,501 --> 00:02:47,401 I really want to bone those ribs. 68 00:02:47,469 --> 00:02:50,024 Awesome. So let's go! Let's go get some treif. 69 00:02:50,049 --> 00:02:54,461 Man, I can't. I'm working today at two diff HB's. Ugh, sorry. 70 00:02:54,486 --> 00:02:55,642 You should call Paula. 71 00:02:55,667 --> 00:02:57,078 Isn't that what you guys like to do together? 72 00:02:57,103 --> 00:02:59,236 Eat food for fun instead of fuel? 73 00:02:59,261 --> 00:03:00,794 No, she's studying today. 74 00:03:00,819 --> 00:03:02,986 - Poop. - Oh, I know. 75 00:03:03,011 --> 00:03:04,789 What about the rest of your old Whitefeather crew? 76 00:03:04,814 --> 00:03:06,196 You could go with one of them? 77 00:03:06,221 --> 00:03:08,155 Oh, that's a good idea. 78 00:03:08,223 --> 00:03:10,424 I don't really spend much time with any of them anymore 79 00:03:10,449 --> 00:03:11,929 and no one really knows me well enough 80 00:03:11,954 --> 00:03:13,237 to get into the heavy stuff. 81 00:03:13,262 --> 00:03:16,962 Yeah, I'll just fire up that old work text chain. 82 00:03:19,101 --> 00:03:26,163 _ 83 00:03:26,308 --> 00:03:27,941 And send. 84 00:03:28,010 --> 00:03:29,896 Hold on. Wait a second, Rebecca. 85 00:03:29,921 --> 00:03:32,856 Is, um, Darryl on that text chain? 86 00:03:32,881 --> 00:03:34,514 - Yeah. - Ugh. Darryl, right. 87 00:03:34,582 --> 00:03:36,560 My bad. Listen, if you're looking to keep it light, 88 00:03:36,593 --> 00:03:38,827 he's not your person. He's so emo. 89 00:03:38,887 --> 00:03:41,822 Yeah, love him, but he is a "have a feeling, say a feeling" 90 00:03:41,890 --> 00:03:42,823 kind of guy. 91 00:03:42,891 --> 00:03:44,458 It'll be fine. Even if he comes, 92 00:03:44,526 --> 00:03:46,137 there will be a ton of other people there. 93 00:03:46,161 --> 00:03:48,295 It's all good. And he's my friend. 94 00:03:48,363 --> 00:03:50,664 He'll be fine if I just explain to him what I want. 95 00:03:50,689 --> 00:03:53,690 I don't know, can you really ask people to be not who they are? 96 00:03:53,802 --> 00:03:58,839 Especially someone who is so... um, Darryl. 97 00:03:58,907 --> 00:03:59,682 Ugh. 98 00:03:59,707 --> 00:04:02,032 Doing baby laundry makes me want to cry. 99 00:04:02,077 --> 00:04:03,543 Look at her little socks. 100 00:04:03,612 --> 00:04:05,846 She's already getting too big for some of them. 101 00:04:05,914 --> 00:04:07,647 God, time flies, Evelyn. 102 00:04:07,716 --> 00:04:09,316 I feel like I'm already losing her. 103 00:04:09,384 --> 00:04:11,184 Oh, let me do that, Darryl. 104 00:04:11,253 --> 00:04:14,488 I'm the nanny. It's what I do. 105 00:04:14,556 --> 00:04:16,590 You've been home every day since I started. 106 00:04:16,658 --> 00:04:18,058 The point of hiring me 107 00:04:18,083 --> 00:04:20,216 is so that you can get your life started again. 108 00:04:20,241 --> 00:04:22,372 See friends, have fun. 109 00:04:22,397 --> 00:04:24,498 Okay. I guess you're right. 110 00:04:24,566 --> 00:04:26,533 It's just, who would I go with? 111 00:04:26,558 --> 00:04:28,124 Where would I go? 112 00:04:30,272 --> 00:04:33,235 I missed a text. Huh. 113 00:04:34,743 --> 00:04:36,510 Yum! 114 00:04:36,578 --> 00:04:37,978 Ugh. AJ, listen to this 115 00:04:38,003 --> 00:04:39,369 parade of no's. 116 00:04:39,394 --> 00:04:42,262 George: "Did you mean to send this to me? If yes, no." 117 00:04:42,417 --> 00:04:45,051 Bert: "Not allowed within the Irvine city limits." 118 00:04:45,120 --> 00:04:48,522 Maya: "Eek, sorry, can't. In Solvang with Emma Watson." 119 00:04:48,590 --> 00:04:50,891 Oh, yeah. Who says "eek, sorry" anyway? 120 00:04:50,993 --> 00:04:52,058 Ooh, AJ, can you come? 121 00:04:52,127 --> 00:04:53,727 Eek, sorry. I'm working. 122 00:04:53,796 --> 00:04:56,096 For you. Right now. In front of you. 123 00:04:56,165 --> 00:04:58,165 - Oh, right. Boo. - If you're looking for fun, 124 00:04:58,233 --> 00:04:59,800 why not go on the apps? 125 00:04:59,868 --> 00:05:01,713 You haven't been on a date since I started working here 126 00:05:01,737 --> 00:05:03,870 and you're afraid your hymen is coming back. 127 00:05:03,939 --> 00:05:04,871 Wait, how'd you know that? 128 00:05:04,940 --> 00:05:06,807 You told me. Repeatedly. 129 00:05:06,875 --> 00:05:09,376 I was gonna report it to HR, but you are HR. 130 00:05:09,444 --> 00:05:12,245 And AJ, I just can't go on the apps. 131 00:05:12,314 --> 00:05:14,147 I only attract toxic or unavailable men, 132 00:05:14,216 --> 00:05:16,082 then I fall for them. It's... a whole thing. 133 00:05:16,151 --> 00:05:17,818 I should tell you about it sometime, Oof. 134 00:05:17,843 --> 00:05:20,323 You've told me about it. You've done nothing but talk about it. 135 00:05:20,422 --> 00:05:22,022 I was actually gonna report that, too. 136 00:05:22,090 --> 00:05:24,124 God, why is this so hard? 137 00:05:24,193 --> 00:05:27,127 I just want to share a fun and carefree car trip 138 00:05:27,196 --> 00:05:28,528 and some smoked meats with someone 139 00:05:28,597 --> 00:05:29,930 who's a super chill hang. 140 00:05:33,239 --> 00:05:34,935 Oh... 141 00:05:35,558 --> 00:05:37,370 - Darryl's in. - Huh? 142 00:05:37,439 --> 00:05:40,740 You said you wanted a chill hang. That's not Darryl. 143 00:05:40,809 --> 00:05:42,854 We only met once and ended up spending the whole time 144 00:05:42,878 --> 00:05:44,911 talking about our mothers and crying our eyes out. 145 00:05:44,980 --> 00:05:46,313 Dude is extra. 146 00:05:46,804 --> 00:05:48,915 Well, AJ, everyone else said no. 147 00:05:48,984 --> 00:05:50,350 So Darryl is what I got. 148 00:05:50,419 --> 00:05:52,352 And it's gonna work. It has to. 149 00:05:52,421 --> 00:05:53,777 I need this day. 150 00:06:03,019 --> 00:06:04,598 Oh, there you are. 151 00:06:04,666 --> 00:06:06,306 Thought you were studying for your finals. 152 00:06:06,368 --> 00:06:08,593 Well, I was about to. In here. 153 00:06:08,618 --> 00:06:10,218 In my new office. 154 00:06:10,505 --> 00:06:14,140 Um, but I couldn't get started because something's missing. 155 00:06:14,209 --> 00:06:15,508 Your butt in a chair? 156 00:06:15,533 --> 00:06:17,900 No. A desk. 157 00:06:18,056 --> 00:06:22,148 I need a desk. I need to study for finals and soon, the bar, 158 00:06:22,217 --> 00:06:25,785 and to do that I need a proper, lawyerly desk. 159 00:06:26,004 --> 00:06:28,299 I'm gonna be a lawyer. 160 00:06:28,769 --> 00:06:29,975 A lawyer, Scott. 161 00:06:30,000 --> 00:06:32,626 Well, you've worked so hard. You're almost there, babe. 162 00:06:32,651 --> 00:06:34,418 Sometimes I can't believe it. 163 00:06:34,529 --> 00:06:36,763 I mean, you know, my dad always... hold on. 164 00:06:36,832 --> 00:06:38,698 Let's not restrict this just to my dad. 165 00:06:39,401 --> 00:06:43,169 Everyone said that I would end up nothing but a baby factory 166 00:06:43,194 --> 00:06:44,882 and yet here I am, 167 00:06:44,907 --> 00:06:48,341 about to introduce myself to the world as an attorney. 168 00:06:48,919 --> 00:06:51,511 And all I need to do to get to that monumental, 169 00:06:51,536 --> 00:06:53,023 not-at-all scary place 170 00:06:53,048 --> 00:06:54,547 is study. 171 00:06:54,572 --> 00:06:55,771 Hence, a desk. 172 00:06:55,884 --> 00:06:58,387 We have that folding table in the garage. I'll get it. 173 00:06:58,412 --> 00:07:00,610 A folding table? Come on. Scott, no. 174 00:07:00,635 --> 00:07:03,500 I have found the perfect desk. 175 00:07:03,525 --> 00:07:07,127 It is gorgeous, and it totally says "big-time lawyer lady." 176 00:07:07,195 --> 00:07:09,729 The only problem is that it is in San Bernardino 177 00:07:09,754 --> 00:07:11,508 and it is too big for our minivan, 178 00:07:11,533 --> 00:07:16,513 so I found an app called... "Bro With A Truck." 179 00:07:16,538 --> 00:07:18,782 They send a bro with a pickup, 180 00:07:18,807 --> 00:07:24,210 and I'm pretty excited because my bro is Driver 78. 181 00:07:24,279 --> 00:07:26,780 He has a five-star rating, he likes music, 182 00:07:26,805 --> 00:07:31,642 is a Pisces, and he scuba dived off the Great Barrier Reef. 183 00:07:31,753 --> 00:07:34,020 Sounds like you're going on a date with him or something. 184 00:07:34,420 --> 00:07:35,632 Tanya! 185 00:07:35,657 --> 00:07:38,758 Have a great day. Hope it's a great desk, you deserve it. 186 00:07:38,783 --> 00:07:42,293 God, I love that. Still remains a tasty move. 187 00:07:44,599 --> 00:07:47,634 Here is your burger and cabbage. 188 00:07:47,703 --> 00:07:49,361 I call it the "No One Wants That," so... 189 00:07:51,039 --> 00:07:53,084 Okay, you're welcome. Did you want anything to drink? 190 00:07:53,108 --> 00:07:54,441 Yes, water. 191 00:07:54,671 --> 00:07:56,977 Yes, water, please and thank you. 192 00:07:57,002 --> 00:07:58,035 If you say so. 193 00:07:58,280 --> 00:07:59,613 Ah. 194 00:08:03,807 --> 00:08:05,418 Hey, Nathaniel. 195 00:08:05,487 --> 00:08:07,167 I went to your house but you weren't there, 196 00:08:07,222 --> 00:08:09,723 so I called all of the dining establishments in the city 197 00:08:09,791 --> 00:08:10,890 until I found you. 198 00:08:10,959 --> 00:08:12,492 - Why? - Oh, some mail came 199 00:08:12,568 --> 00:08:14,101 for you at the office yesterday, 200 00:08:14,126 --> 00:08:16,573 so I thought I'd bring it to you the way, you know, 201 00:08:16,598 --> 00:08:18,164 coworkers with a good rapport 202 00:08:18,189 --> 00:08:20,296 bring things to each other on Saturdays. 203 00:08:22,220 --> 00:08:26,056 Uh-oh. Burger salad. Are you in trouble? 204 00:08:26,739 --> 00:08:29,042 My grandmother used to make that for me and my seven sisters 205 00:08:29,111 --> 00:08:30,210 when we were bad. 206 00:08:30,278 --> 00:08:31,578 Great. Mail. Cool. 207 00:08:31,603 --> 00:08:34,598 Okay, you got me. The mail was a pretext. 208 00:08:35,106 --> 00:08:38,084 I wanted to spend some out-of-office time with you. 209 00:08:38,463 --> 00:08:40,086 We started off on the wrong foot. 210 00:08:40,111 --> 00:08:42,078 I'd-I'd really like to get to know each other. 211 00:08:42,103 --> 00:08:43,870 Huh. I don't want to do that. 212 00:08:43,895 --> 00:08:45,327 But I-I do want to do that. 213 00:08:54,544 --> 00:08:59,205 But... all right, m-maybe some other time. 214 00:08:59,416 --> 00:09:00,682 Bye-bye. 215 00:09:02,611 --> 00:09:04,511 Here you go. I'm sorry. 216 00:09:04,579 --> 00:09:07,120 He's so rude. I kind of just think that's who he is. 217 00:09:07,145 --> 00:09:08,481 He dated one of my best friends 218 00:09:08,506 --> 00:09:10,694 and he was also randomly at my wedding 219 00:09:10,719 --> 00:09:12,452 because my husband is his surf instructor. 220 00:09:12,477 --> 00:09:16,078 But... I've always never liked him. I think he's kind of a dick. 221 00:09:16,103 --> 00:09:17,570 I don't know. I think he's just 222 00:09:17,595 --> 00:09:19,603 not very open emotionally, because he's sad 223 00:09:19,628 --> 00:09:20,860 about some things in his life. 224 00:09:20,885 --> 00:09:22,218 I get it. 225 00:09:22,243 --> 00:09:23,576 When my seven sisters died 226 00:09:23,601 --> 00:09:25,567 in that tragic tandem bike accident, 227 00:09:25,592 --> 00:09:29,256 it took me 14 years to deal with it, to even cry. 228 00:09:29,281 --> 00:09:32,049 One good cry and that young man... 229 00:09:32,550 --> 00:09:34,116 well, he'll probably have a ways to go, 230 00:09:34,736 --> 00:09:36,423 but, I don't know, maybe it'll work. 231 00:09:36,448 --> 00:09:38,849 I just think he's broken. 232 00:09:39,347 --> 00:09:40,980 I'm so sorry about your sisters. 233 00:09:41,049 --> 00:09:42,449 - Thank you. - Yeah. 234 00:09:42,517 --> 00:09:44,883 Ooh, you should have seen the mess. 235 00:09:45,245 --> 00:09:47,979 Boom! 236 00:09:48,675 --> 00:09:50,775 Hello? 237 00:09:53,195 --> 00:09:56,129 Driver 78 is here! 238 00:09:58,466 --> 00:10:00,066 P-P-P-Paula! 239 00:10:00,091 --> 00:10:02,156 It is you. 240 00:10:02,181 --> 00:10:05,115 Customer 99 is you. Yes! 241 00:10:05,140 --> 00:10:08,174 You? It's you? It's not you. You don't scuba dive. 242 00:10:08,199 --> 00:10:11,600 Uh, yeah, I scuba-did. When I was ten, I scuba-doved. 243 00:10:11,625 --> 00:10:13,525 That's not... scuba-dove... 244 00:10:13,682 --> 00:10:16,583 I-I thought you had another job. You're a DJ. 245 00:10:16,608 --> 00:10:17,808 Yeah, that's at night. 246 00:10:17,833 --> 00:10:19,886 During the day I like to pick up some extra cash. 247 00:10:19,955 --> 00:10:21,988 Plus, Hector's mom likes me to be out of the house 248 00:10:22,057 --> 00:10:25,259 during the day; that's when she Jacuzzis and edits the podcast. 249 00:10:25,284 --> 00:10:27,271 Well, that's good. I mean, you're saving up money 250 00:10:27,295 --> 00:10:28,204 to move out of her house, then. 251 00:10:28,229 --> 00:10:30,396 What? No. I'm not moving out. 252 00:10:30,465 --> 00:10:32,398 Though we could use a bigger place 253 00:10:32,467 --> 00:10:34,200 and we do dream about owning. 254 00:10:34,225 --> 00:10:37,804 Wow. Josh... 255 00:10:37,829 --> 00:10:42,698 I am, I am, as always, amazed at your utter Joshness. 256 00:10:42,811 --> 00:10:44,344 - Thanks. - Look, 257 00:10:44,369 --> 00:10:47,037 I just don't know if I can do this today. 258 00:10:47,149 --> 00:10:49,349 I thought I was gonna spend the day with a stranger. 259 00:10:49,417 --> 00:10:52,852 And maybe I should just get another driver. 260 00:10:52,877 --> 00:10:53,877 Do-do it tomorrow. 261 00:10:53,955 --> 00:10:55,355 Cancellation fee is $200. 262 00:10:55,380 --> 00:10:56,941 Okay, let's go. 263 00:10:57,672 --> 00:10:59,261 Damn it! 264 00:11:00,295 --> 00:11:02,795 # Everybody's falling for each other # 265 00:11:02,864 --> 00:11:05,098 # Bom-bom, bom, all-all one by... # 266 00:11:07,335 --> 00:11:08,701 Nathaniel? 267 00:11:08,770 --> 00:11:11,204 What? 268 00:11:15,477 --> 00:11:17,749 Uh, what happened? 269 00:11:17,774 --> 00:11:20,191 I forgot to charge my car and now I'm out of juice. 270 00:11:20,215 --> 00:11:21,425 I've been trying to get an Uber, 271 00:11:21,449 --> 00:11:23,616 but these idiot drivers keep canceling on me. 272 00:11:23,641 --> 00:11:25,741 Huh. You must have a bad rating. 273 00:11:26,078 --> 00:11:27,631 The ratings go both ways? 274 00:11:27,656 --> 00:11:29,055 Socialists. 275 00:11:29,080 --> 00:11:30,290 Okay, good catching up, bye-bye. 276 00:11:30,315 --> 00:11:31,815 No, wait, wait, wait. Um... Uh... 277 00:11:31,840 --> 00:11:33,656 can I have a ride? 278 00:11:35,167 --> 00:11:37,034 Ugh, sorry. 279 00:11:37,618 --> 00:11:40,753 Can I have a ride, please and thank you? 280 00:11:46,441 --> 00:11:48,074 Look at you! 281 00:11:48,143 --> 00:11:52,445 You look like a small-town mayor at a 1970s rodeo. 282 00:11:52,514 --> 00:11:54,380 Or, oh, you look like the guy in the porno 283 00:11:54,449 --> 00:11:55,682 who goes, "Nancy, 284 00:11:55,750 --> 00:11:58,651 I want those oil reports on my desk yesterday." 285 00:11:58,720 --> 00:12:00,420 Thank you. 286 00:12:00,488 --> 00:12:02,133 I go all-out for barbecue. It's like I say: 287 00:12:02,157 --> 00:12:04,090 "It ain't a real meal 288 00:12:04,159 --> 00:12:06,292 unless you suit up from hat to heel." 289 00:12:06,361 --> 00:12:07,927 Ha! That's funny. 290 00:12:07,996 --> 00:12:09,529 Oh, you're fun. 291 00:12:09,598 --> 00:12:11,158 And anyone who said you would not be fun 292 00:12:11,199 --> 00:12:12,699 or would be super emo is wrong, 293 00:12:12,767 --> 00:12:14,033 because you're already rhyming 294 00:12:14,102 --> 00:12:15,702 and you're already in a costume... 295 00:12:15,770 --> 00:12:16,814 Well, this is not a costume... 296 00:12:16,838 --> 00:12:18,438 In an outfit that screams "costume," 297 00:12:18,506 --> 00:12:20,473 and we're just gonna have fun, fun, fun. 298 00:12:20,542 --> 00:12:22,041 Hey, before then... um, 299 00:12:22,154 --> 00:12:24,554 Darryl, you know I'm in an extensive amount of therapy, 300 00:12:24,579 --> 00:12:26,045 and I have learned in therapy 301 00:12:26,114 --> 00:12:27,413 to make my wishes clear. 302 00:12:27,482 --> 00:12:29,349 So I would like to clearly say... 303 00:12:29,417 --> 00:12:32,252 I'm just looking for a fun, easy breezy day, 304 00:12:32,320 --> 00:12:34,220 no heavy convos... is that cool? 305 00:12:34,289 --> 00:12:36,155 Yep. No problem. 306 00:12:36,224 --> 00:12:37,790 Aw, look at us. 307 00:12:37,859 --> 00:12:39,626 Me and you, heading out on the open road, 308 00:12:39,651 --> 00:12:41,451 two old friends that... 309 00:12:41,792 --> 00:12:43,558 have been through so much together... 310 00:12:44,466 --> 00:12:45,898 Yep, that's not what you want. 311 00:12:45,967 --> 00:12:47,867 I will not do that again. 312 00:12:47,892 --> 00:12:49,145 All right. Let's go. 313 00:12:49,170 --> 00:12:51,437 Okeydokey, pokey. 314 00:13:03,900 --> 00:13:06,014 So therapy has given me a whole new perspective 315 00:13:06,047 --> 00:13:07,781 on the world, a whole new vocabulary 316 00:13:07,841 --> 00:13:09,341 for talking about my feelings, 317 00:13:09,366 --> 00:13:11,378 also something to do on Monday nights, huh? 318 00:13:12,379 --> 00:13:14,179 That's nice, Josh. Good for you. 319 00:13:14,248 --> 00:13:16,493 Yeah, I think some of my issues started with potty training. 320 00:13:16,517 --> 00:13:17,816 My mother bribed me with candy, 321 00:13:17,841 --> 00:13:19,962 so I wasn't internally motivated. 322 00:13:19,987 --> 00:13:22,587 I mean, you really need to start with what's inside 323 00:13:22,656 --> 00:13:24,556 and then go outside. At least... 324 00:13:24,625 --> 00:13:26,191 ... got hard candy if I went number one, 325 00:13:26,260 --> 00:13:27,793 I got chocolate if I did number two, 326 00:13:27,861 --> 00:13:29,194 which I thought was kind of funny, 327 00:13:29,219 --> 00:13:31,352 because, like, chocolate. Oh, that reminds me... 328 00:13:31,465 --> 00:13:32,831 Being picked first for kickball 329 00:13:32,900 --> 00:13:36,668 every single time was at once an honor and a burden, 330 00:13:36,737 --> 00:13:39,571 and created a kind of split in my psyche. 331 00:13:39,640 --> 00:13:41,940 I mean, it's not that difficult of a difference. 332 00:13:42,009 --> 00:13:44,142 Okay... shotokan, tae Kwon do. 333 00:13:44,211 --> 00:13:47,479 ... need to count in Korean... Hana, dul, set, net, dasol, 334 00:13:47,548 --> 00:13:49,698 yasot, iilgup, yodol. And then Japanese is 335 00:13:49,723 --> 00:13:53,285 ichi, Ni, San, shi, go, roku, shichi, hachi, kyuu, juu. 336 00:13:53,310 --> 00:13:54,777 I get 'em confused, sometimes, 337 00:13:54,802 --> 00:13:56,698 but it's really not hard at all. 338 00:13:56,723 --> 00:13:59,658 When I was working at Aloha, I felt so trapped 339 00:13:59,683 --> 00:14:02,104 in that back office. Sometimes literally, 340 00:14:02,129 --> 00:14:04,129 because Alex would put boxes in front of the door, 341 00:14:04,198 --> 00:14:05,497 and that sucked. 342 00:14:05,566 --> 00:14:06,898 No, sorry. 343 00:14:06,967 --> 00:14:09,149 That made me feel sucked. Ugh. 344 00:14:09,174 --> 00:14:10,473 Josh, what? 345 00:14:10,771 --> 00:14:12,337 Oh, yeah. 346 00:14:12,362 --> 00:14:13,594 You're not in therapy. 347 00:14:13,707 --> 00:14:15,606 You don't get the lingo. 348 00:14:15,631 --> 00:14:17,023 Well, what's the lingo for, 349 00:14:17,077 --> 00:14:18,808 "For the love of God, please stop talking"? 350 00:14:18,833 --> 00:14:21,501 I think it's, "Let's sit with that for a minute." 351 00:14:22,015 --> 00:14:23,849 Right. Dr. A says that a lot. 352 00:14:23,917 --> 00:14:25,807 Mm-hmm. 353 00:14:25,832 --> 00:14:28,887 Anyway, what's so special about this desk that you got to go 354 00:14:28,912 --> 00:14:30,365 all the way out to San Bernardino? 355 00:14:30,390 --> 00:14:32,235 There's got to be some good desks closer to home... 356 00:14:32,259 --> 00:14:35,093 Josh... I don't want to talk. 357 00:14:40,968 --> 00:14:43,615 So I'll just drop you off at your apartment, or... ? 358 00:14:43,640 --> 00:14:45,027 No, I'm going to Santa Monica. 359 00:14:45,052 --> 00:14:46,318 Santa Monica, pronto. 360 00:14:46,343 --> 00:14:47,809 What? 361 00:14:48,008 --> 00:14:49,774 Oh, God. Sorry. 362 00:14:49,843 --> 00:14:52,534 Santa Monica, please, pronto. 363 00:14:52,559 --> 00:14:55,424 Oh, wow, you're a real piece of work. 364 00:14:55,449 --> 00:14:57,749 You're asking to be chauffeured to the beach? 365 00:14:57,774 --> 00:14:59,954 You've got a lot of nerve. 366 00:15:00,487 --> 00:15:02,254 But lucky for you, I am headed 367 00:15:02,279 --> 00:15:04,900 to the El Segundo Home Base, which is at the beach, 368 00:15:04,925 --> 00:15:08,260 so it's basically on the way and also I'm a really nice person. 369 00:15:08,285 --> 00:15:10,283 Okay. Thank you. 370 00:15:10,308 --> 00:15:12,774 Wow, "thank you"... we're really getting somewhere. 371 00:15:12,799 --> 00:15:15,767 God, this car... is disgusting. 372 00:15:15,792 --> 00:15:18,447 This is like an old mobile garbage can. 373 00:15:18,472 --> 00:15:19,804 - How do you live like this? - What? 374 00:15:19,829 --> 00:15:21,106 There's nothing wrong with this car. 375 00:15:21,131 --> 00:15:22,784 It gets me where I need to go 376 00:15:22,809 --> 00:15:25,310 and I have access to all of my belongings, which is great. 377 00:15:25,379 --> 00:15:27,112 - Okay. - Also, it's none of your business. 378 00:15:27,180 --> 00:15:28,524 Cool. Well, if I need a dirty shirt 379 00:15:28,548 --> 00:15:31,383 or an empty water bottle or hair scrunchies, What... 380 00:15:31,451 --> 00:15:32,717 I'm good to go. 381 00:15:32,742 --> 00:15:33,919 Oh, yeah, 'cause I'm the weird one. 382 00:15:33,944 --> 00:15:35,410 Why are you clutching that envelope? 383 00:15:35,435 --> 00:15:36,968 This envelope is not your concern. 384 00:15:36,993 --> 00:15:39,925 Just drive, please. Thank you. Pronto. 385 00:15:39,950 --> 00:15:42,851 Fine, but your rating is gonna be a zero, so... 386 00:15:47,401 --> 00:15:49,801 It's a lovely day to eat some ribs, right? 387 00:15:49,826 --> 00:15:51,192 - Yeah, it's a beautiful day. - Mm. 388 00:15:51,225 --> 00:15:53,225 So, you talk to Valencia and Heather lately? 389 00:15:53,250 --> 00:15:55,950 - Uh-huh. Yeah. - They're doing great, right? 390 00:15:55,975 --> 00:15:58,342 Must be hard that they moved away. 391 00:15:58,367 --> 00:16:00,568 How's that make you feel? Heart hurting? 392 00:16:00,593 --> 00:16:02,681 Oh, sorry. 393 00:16:02,749 --> 00:16:04,249 No, I-I did it. I see that. 394 00:16:04,318 --> 00:16:06,217 It's okay. You made a mistake. 395 00:16:06,286 --> 00:16:08,787 We all make mistakes, God knows I do. It's fine. 396 00:16:08,812 --> 00:16:11,133 Um, let's do something fun. Let's sing a car song. 397 00:16:11,158 --> 00:16:13,398 Oh, I know a great car song, let me teach you. It goes... 398 00:16:13,427 --> 00:16:14,971 "This song goes in a loop-de-loop. 399 00:16:14,995 --> 00:16:16,406 I love car songs. It starts... The... 400 00:16:16,438 --> 00:16:18,898 I love 'em. Oh. They remind me of my childhood. 401 00:16:19,700 --> 00:16:21,333 What was your childhood like? 402 00:16:21,401 --> 00:16:23,168 Oh, was it tough? 403 00:16:23,193 --> 00:16:25,861 Oh, tell me your-your first sad memory that you can think of. 404 00:16:27,009 --> 00:16:29,918 Hey, Darryl, just... can we not? 405 00:16:29,943 --> 00:16:31,209 I'm begging you. 406 00:16:31,322 --> 00:16:32,721 Just... can we not? 407 00:16:32,746 --> 00:16:34,679 - My bad. - Thank you. 408 00:16:48,018 --> 00:16:50,412 Hey... could you not do that either? 409 00:16:51,463 --> 00:16:53,397 Thanks. 410 00:16:56,620 --> 00:16:59,454 # # 411 00:17:06,079 --> 00:17:08,013 # # 412 00:17:11,585 --> 00:17:13,084 # Well, you set out on a road trip # 413 00:17:13,153 --> 00:17:15,253 # And you thought it would be really fun # 414 00:17:15,278 --> 00:17:17,466 # Thought, thought, thought it'd be fun # 415 00:17:17,491 --> 00:17:21,226 # Cruisin' down the highway in the bright California sun # 416 00:17:21,294 --> 00:17:23,661 # Sun fun, fun in the sun # 417 00:17:23,730 --> 00:17:26,331 # But something feels off, something's not quite right # 418 00:17:26,400 --> 00:17:27,832 # And now you're hoping that # 419 00:17:27,901 --> 00:17:29,734 # The end's in sight, because you're # 420 00:17:29,803 --> 00:17:32,404 # Trapped in a car with someone you don't wanna be # 421 00:17:32,472 --> 00:17:33,838 # Trapped in a car with # 422 00:17:33,907 --> 00:17:36,207 # Trapped, trapped, trapped in a car # 423 00:17:36,276 --> 00:17:39,210 # Trapped in a car with someone you don't wanna be # 424 00:17:39,279 --> 00:17:40,712 # Trapped in a car with # 425 00:17:40,781 --> 00:17:42,747 # Trapped, trapped, trapped in a car # 426 00:17:42,816 --> 00:17:44,549 # And now this person's eating corn chips # 427 00:17:44,618 --> 00:17:46,518 # Where did those come from? # 428 00:17:46,586 --> 00:17:48,398 # From, from, where did the corn chips come from? # 429 00:17:48,422 --> 00:17:50,355 # It's hard to focus on a podcast # 430 00:17:50,424 --> 00:17:52,690 # Because they've started to hum # 431 00:17:52,759 --> 00:17:54,771 # Hum, hum, I will rip off your mouth # 432 00:17:54,795 --> 00:17:57,228 # We pass a mini golf course and they go # 433 00:17:57,297 --> 00:17:57,758 # "Ooh!" # 434 00:17:57,783 --> 00:17:59,142 # Just when you think it's getting better # 435 00:17:59,166 --> 00:18:00,932 # They take off their shoes, because you're # 436 00:18:01,001 --> 00:18:03,535 # Trapped in a car with someone you don't wanna be # 437 00:18:03,603 --> 00:18:05,370 # Trapped in a car with # 438 00:18:05,439 --> 00:18:07,605 # Oh, God, your toes, do you have a disease? # 439 00:18:07,674 --> 00:18:10,041 # Trapped in a car with someone you don't wanna be # 440 00:18:10,110 --> 00:18:11,843 # Trapped in a car with # 441 00:18:11,912 --> 00:18:14,546 # They smell so bad, see a doctor, please # 442 00:18:17,651 --> 00:18:21,853 # And the car ride is so endless # 443 00:18:21,922 --> 00:18:25,957 # It feels like so much time has passed # 444 00:18:27,060 --> 00:18:28,927 # That your taste evolves # 445 00:18:28,995 --> 00:18:30,962 # And you enter a more # 446 00:18:31,031 --> 00:18:36,134 # Experimental era of your music career # 447 00:18:46,046 --> 00:18:50,582 # Why do we even have cars at all? # 448 00:18:50,650 --> 00:18:55,386 # In the scheme of things, this Earth is small # 449 00:18:55,455 --> 00:19:00,158 # Or do I really need to travel somewhere? # 450 00:19:00,227 --> 00:19:05,096 # Or can I get there in my mind? # 451 00:19:05,165 --> 00:19:08,933 # I could leave everyone else behind # 452 00:19:09,002 --> 00:19:11,436 # Like him # 453 00:19:11,505 --> 00:19:13,838 # And her # 454 00:19:13,907 --> 00:19:17,075 # And him # 455 00:19:20,914 --> 00:19:22,480 # Alhambra, Glendora # 456 00:19:22,549 --> 00:19:24,949 # La Puente, here's some more-a # 457 00:19:25,018 --> 00:19:26,985 # Covina, Pasadena # 458 00:19:27,053 --> 00:19:29,020 # My baby, have you seen her? # 459 00:19:29,089 --> 00:19:30,255 # Oh, no # 460 00:19:30,357 --> 00:19:33,191 # The car ride has gone on so long # 461 00:19:33,260 --> 00:19:35,193 # That we're now in the later # 462 00:19:35,262 --> 00:19:38,129 # More commercial stages of our career # 463 00:19:38,198 --> 00:19:39,916 # Because we're # 464 00:19:39,941 --> 00:19:42,500 # Trapped in a car with someone # 465 00:19:42,569 --> 00:19:45,303 # I don't wanna be trapped in a car with # 466 00:19:45,372 --> 00:19:49,140 # Ontario, Alhambra, we already said Alhambra # 467 00:19:49,209 --> 00:19:51,487 # Trapped in a car with someone # 468 00:19:51,511 --> 00:19:53,678 # We don't wanna be # 469 00:19:53,747 --> 00:19:55,046 # Trapped in a car with # 470 00:19:55,115 --> 00:19:58,808 # Piña colada, that should be a city # 471 00:19:58,833 --> 00:20:02,887 # Trapped in a song with someone we don't wanna be # 472 00:20:02,956 --> 00:20:04,656 # Trapped in a song with # 473 00:20:04,724 --> 00:20:08,092 # Trapped, trapped, trapped in a song # 474 00:20:08,161 --> 00:20:12,363 # Trapped in a car with someone I don't wanna be # 475 00:20:12,432 --> 00:20:15,600 # Trapped in a car with # # Trapped, trapped... # 476 00:20:15,669 --> 00:20:18,269 # Trapped in a car with someone I don't wanna be # 477 00:20:18,338 --> 00:20:20,338 - # Trapped in a car with. # - What are you mumbling 478 00:20:20,407 --> 00:20:22,340 progressively more quietly each time? 479 00:20:23,738 --> 00:20:25,335 - Nothing. - Okay. 480 00:20:33,847 --> 00:20:35,914 So you need a desk for studying! 481 00:20:35,991 --> 00:20:37,632 How wonderful. 482 00:20:37,657 --> 00:20:38,862 What are you studying for? 483 00:20:38,887 --> 00:20:40,287 Uh, law school finals. 484 00:20:40,473 --> 00:20:41,706 I mean, I haven't started yet. 485 00:20:41,731 --> 00:20:43,597 I need the right desk. You get it. 486 00:20:43,710 --> 00:20:46,411 No, not really. But I-I do my bills 487 00:20:46,479 --> 00:20:49,013 standing over a sink eating a ripe grapefruit. 488 00:20:49,336 --> 00:20:51,269 Saves a plate. 489 00:20:52,260 --> 00:20:55,695 Oh. You need this desk for your finals, Paula? 490 00:20:56,089 --> 00:20:58,556 Wow, what an important errand I'm on. 491 00:20:58,625 --> 00:20:59,857 So honored. 492 00:20:59,926 --> 00:21:01,926 All right, let's get this puppy in the truck 493 00:21:01,995 --> 00:21:03,594 and get you studying ASAP. 494 00:21:03,619 --> 00:21:05,819 Now? Right now? I... 495 00:21:05,932 --> 00:21:08,900 Wow, this whole thing is just gonna take 90 minutes. 496 00:21:08,968 --> 00:21:10,304 That's so fast. 497 00:21:10,329 --> 00:21:13,204 Oh, wait a second. Hold on a second. Uh-oh. 498 00:21:13,289 --> 00:21:16,924 - There's a scratch here. - Really? I-I don't see how. 499 00:21:17,071 --> 00:21:20,239 I stored it away from my leopard and my anteaters. 500 00:21:22,282 --> 00:21:24,248 Uh, no, I mean, well, look right here. 501 00:21:24,273 --> 00:21:28,017 It's a big old scratch that wasn't in the photos, 502 00:21:28,192 --> 00:21:31,656 so because it wasn't previously disclosed... lawyer term... 503 00:21:31,724 --> 00:21:35,092 Um, it's just not gonna work out for me, Mrs. Beattie, I'm sorry. 504 00:21:35,161 --> 00:21:36,994 But, um, that's okay, 505 00:21:37,063 --> 00:21:38,629 because I was looking at another desk. 506 00:21:38,698 --> 00:21:40,810 It's in San Diego, and if we take all the right freeways, 507 00:21:40,834 --> 00:21:41,933 it's only three hours. 508 00:21:41,958 --> 00:21:44,598 No, Paula, you need this desk now. 509 00:21:44,623 --> 00:21:47,148 It's an important step to you becoming a lawyer. 510 00:21:47,173 --> 00:21:49,841 Don't worry, this won't hold us up. I got this. 511 00:21:49,909 --> 00:21:52,310 I brought a wood finishing pen in case there were any dings 512 00:21:52,378 --> 00:21:53,945 or nicks in the moving process. 513 00:21:54,013 --> 00:21:57,682 Oh, well, aren't you... clever. 514 00:21:58,271 --> 00:22:00,551 See, works like a charm. 515 00:22:01,921 --> 00:22:05,389 Wow, it really does. Well done. 516 00:22:05,414 --> 00:22:06,914 So let's load it in the truck. 517 00:22:07,026 --> 00:22:08,259 Well, n-no, we can't go now. 518 00:22:08,328 --> 00:22:10,928 I mean, that would be rude. We just got here 519 00:22:10,953 --> 00:22:12,841 and I'm sure Mrs. Beattie wants to show us 520 00:22:12,866 --> 00:22:15,733 all of her beautiful trash... sures. 521 00:22:15,802 --> 00:22:17,969 Oh, excuse me, honey. 522 00:22:17,994 --> 00:22:21,082 You really want to hear all about my wonderful belongings? 523 00:22:21,107 --> 00:22:24,308 - Yeah. - Well, this owl right here... 524 00:22:24,377 --> 00:22:25,418 Has no eyes. 525 00:22:25,443 --> 00:22:27,473 I don't like them looking at me. 526 00:22:32,006 --> 00:22:34,252 So, the whole ride, you're just not gonna tell me 527 00:22:34,320 --> 00:22:35,664 why you're cuddling a puffy envelope 528 00:22:35,688 --> 00:22:37,421 like a toddler clutching a stuffed animal? 529 00:22:37,498 --> 00:22:38,898 - Why do you care? - Oh, I don't. 530 00:22:38,958 --> 00:22:40,725 I'm just annoyed that you won't tell me. 531 00:22:40,793 --> 00:22:42,393 I mean, you were at my wedding. 532 00:22:42,462 --> 00:22:44,128 So what? 533 00:22:44,153 --> 00:22:45,807 So that, like, bonds us. 534 00:22:45,832 --> 00:22:47,431 It really doesn't. 535 00:22:47,543 --> 00:22:49,310 I was at Kate Middleton's wedding 536 00:22:49,335 --> 00:22:50,635 and we barely speak anymore. 537 00:22:50,703 --> 00:22:52,270 Okay. 538 00:22:55,264 --> 00:22:58,065 Why is your car making weird noises? 539 00:22:58,177 --> 00:23:00,511 Oh, yeah. Those aren't weird. 540 00:23:00,536 --> 00:23:02,023 I know exactly what those are. 541 00:23:02,048 --> 00:23:03,414 It happens every 12 miles or so. 542 00:23:03,439 --> 00:23:06,406 I just duct tape the coolant hose and then I'm good to go. 543 00:23:06,519 --> 00:23:10,421 Wow. Crafty. Very Etsy. 544 00:23:10,490 --> 00:23:11,923 Mm-hmm. Yep. 545 00:23:12,694 --> 00:23:14,792 I am gonna pull over though, 'cause this is pretty dangerous, 546 00:23:14,861 --> 00:23:16,527 so... Yes. 547 00:23:16,596 --> 00:23:18,195 # Turn your radio on # 548 00:23:18,264 --> 00:23:21,465 # I think they're playing Haggard and Jones # 549 00:23:24,454 --> 00:23:27,572 Oh, this place is so cool! 550 00:23:27,597 --> 00:23:31,032 Yeah, yeah, it's real awesome. 551 00:23:31,144 --> 00:23:32,176 Howdy! 552 00:23:32,245 --> 00:23:34,612 - How many buckaroos will you be? - Just two. 553 00:23:34,681 --> 00:23:37,915 Two buddies sharing a special day I our lives. 554 00:23:38,196 --> 00:23:40,151 No, it-it's just a regular day. 555 00:23:40,263 --> 00:23:41,930 Uh, he's being a little extra right now. 556 00:23:41,955 --> 00:23:43,487 - Oh. - What does that mean? 557 00:23:43,512 --> 00:23:45,012 What does "extra" mean? 558 00:23:45,037 --> 00:23:47,168 I hope you don't mind, the only table we have left 559 00:23:47,193 --> 00:23:50,090 is what we call our "Hitched At The Hip" table. 560 00:23:50,115 --> 00:23:52,463 It's facing the same way, cuddled in together. 561 00:23:52,532 --> 00:23:54,498 Okay. Uh-huh, uh-huh. 562 00:23:54,567 --> 00:23:56,100 Fun. Fun, fun, fun. Fun. 563 00:23:56,169 --> 00:23:58,209 Yeah, as long as I don't talk about any heavy stuff. 564 00:23:58,237 --> 00:23:59,582 This one wants to keep it light today. 565 00:23:59,606 --> 00:24:01,339 Okay, Darryl, I'm sure the nice lady 566 00:24:01,364 --> 00:24:02,564 doesn't want to hear about us. 567 00:24:02,589 --> 00:24:04,133 Yeah, you see, she's been through a lot; 568 00:24:04,158 --> 00:24:05,158 she has a disorder. 569 00:24:05,278 --> 00:24:06,911 Oh, my God, Darryl, will you stop? 570 00:24:06,980 --> 00:24:08,079 I'm sorry. 571 00:24:09,069 --> 00:24:12,183 - Why are you mad? - You know why I'm mad. 572 00:24:12,251 --> 00:24:14,785 I just wanted to have a fun day. 573 00:24:14,854 --> 00:24:17,569 - Why is that too much to ask? - I tried. I was trying. 574 00:24:17,594 --> 00:24:20,491 Okay, well, not hard enough. You know what? 575 00:24:20,516 --> 00:24:23,661 Let's just go. This was a bad idea. It's not your fault. 576 00:24:23,904 --> 00:24:26,838 You just happen to be everything I didn't want today. 577 00:24:28,748 --> 00:24:30,401 I'm sorry. I-I didn't mean that. 578 00:24:30,470 --> 00:24:31,869 - Yeah, you did. - Okay. 579 00:24:31,938 --> 00:24:33,270 Let's just, let's just leave. 580 00:24:33,339 --> 00:24:36,273 No. No, no. I'm not about to get into a car with you. 581 00:24:36,342 --> 00:24:40,384 I can't believe that I used the first day away from Hebby to be with you. 582 00:24:40,409 --> 00:24:41,163 Darryl, come on. 583 00:24:41,188 --> 00:24:42,604 You know, sometimes I think we're close, 584 00:24:42,649 --> 00:24:44,548 like when you give me parts of your genetic code 585 00:24:44,573 --> 00:24:46,394 to make a person, but sometimes it feels like 586 00:24:46,811 --> 00:24:48,319 you just don't like me. 587 00:24:48,388 --> 00:24:49,388 And I look past it, 588 00:24:49,455 --> 00:24:51,822 because I like the good parts of you, 589 00:24:51,847 --> 00:24:53,914 and I know you have some challenges, 590 00:24:54,027 --> 00:24:56,945 but that is no excuse for you to be unkind. 591 00:25:08,160 --> 00:25:10,722 And this is Terrence. 592 00:25:10,747 --> 00:25:12,714 He's missing an eyeball. 593 00:25:12,783 --> 00:25:14,949 My husband hit him over the head with a shovel 594 00:25:14,974 --> 00:25:17,241 and the eyeball went flying. 595 00:25:17,658 --> 00:25:21,022 Actually, I think it's in this candy tin right here. 596 00:25:21,091 --> 00:25:23,057 Oh, you know, Paula, we got to go. 597 00:25:23,082 --> 00:25:25,837 W-While you guys are talking about eyeballs and stuff, 598 00:25:25,862 --> 00:25:28,429 I'll put the desk in the truck, okay? Just meet me out there. 599 00:25:28,454 --> 00:25:31,021 By yourself? That seems heavy. 600 00:25:31,134 --> 00:25:32,967 Maybe I should call for another bro. 601 00:25:33,036 --> 00:25:34,536 Nah, I got this. 602 00:25:36,186 --> 00:25:37,985 - Oh, dear. - Wow. 603 00:25:39,534 --> 00:25:43,236 Oh, uh, your, uh, water cooler's empty. 604 00:25:48,318 --> 00:25:49,318 Ah. 605 00:25:49,386 --> 00:25:51,052 There we go. 606 00:25:51,121 --> 00:25:52,554 Don't worry, Paula, 607 00:25:52,622 --> 00:25:53,988 I'll have you studying in no time. 608 00:25:54,013 --> 00:25:55,500 I won't let you down. 609 00:25:55,866 --> 00:25:56,965 Let's hug. 610 00:26:00,872 --> 00:26:04,774 Oh... 611 00:26:04,868 --> 00:26:06,434 All right. 612 00:26:09,306 --> 00:26:11,239 # # 613 00:26:18,519 --> 00:26:21,316 I'm gonna put this on my sad cowboy Instagram meme account. 614 00:26:29,967 --> 00:26:32,547 I just want to wait in peace for my Uber, thank you. 615 00:26:37,738 --> 00:26:39,367 Darryl, I'm really sorry. 616 00:26:39,480 --> 00:26:40,712 And there's no excuse 617 00:26:40,737 --> 00:26:42,437 for how I spoke to you. 618 00:26:42,777 --> 00:26:44,772 But I needed a break from being asked 619 00:26:44,841 --> 00:26:47,675 to explore and express and expand upon my feelings. 620 00:26:47,744 --> 00:26:50,111 I do it all the time, and I'm just exhausted. 621 00:26:50,224 --> 00:26:51,556 But that's not your fault. 622 00:26:51,886 --> 00:26:55,111 And I really am very sorry for what I said. 623 00:26:55,231 --> 00:26:57,285 And for how I've been all day. 624 00:26:57,354 --> 00:26:59,020 Okay. 625 00:26:59,462 --> 00:27:01,028 Thank you. 626 00:27:02,025 --> 00:27:03,591 I don't think an Uber's even coming. 627 00:27:03,660 --> 00:27:05,860 I've got a two-star, "too-talkative" rating. 628 00:27:06,912 --> 00:27:09,317 You know what? I got an idea. Let's do this, 629 00:27:09,342 --> 00:27:10,809 let's just go get something to eat. 630 00:27:10,834 --> 00:27:12,033 I personally am starving. 631 00:27:12,102 --> 00:27:13,534 Oh, my God, me, too. 632 00:27:13,603 --> 00:27:15,670 Let's just get down on some ribs. 633 00:27:15,739 --> 00:27:16,739 - Okay? - Ah. 634 00:27:16,773 --> 00:27:17,872 No more emotional sharing, 635 00:27:17,941 --> 00:27:19,374 no more probing, none of it. 636 00:27:19,442 --> 00:27:21,042 Really? 'Cause I would love that. 637 00:27:21,111 --> 00:27:23,378 Oh, well, it's happening. 638 00:27:23,462 --> 00:27:24,595 Boom! 639 00:27:24,648 --> 00:27:26,314 - What?! - Ha-ha-ha! 640 00:27:26,383 --> 00:27:29,484 # Look at this, 'cause I'm always prepared. # 641 00:27:29,552 --> 00:27:30,632 Oh, my God, that's awesome. 642 00:27:30,687 --> 00:27:32,153 - That's for you, my friend. - No! 643 00:27:32,222 --> 00:27:33,688 - Come on, little lady. - Okay. 644 00:27:33,757 --> 00:27:36,801 Let's get our feed on! 645 00:27:36,826 --> 00:27:39,876 I can't believe this is your car, this is what you drive. 646 00:27:39,901 --> 00:27:42,909 Aren't you supposed to be, like, a branch manager or something? 647 00:27:42,934 --> 00:27:44,633 And you drive around in an old junker? 648 00:27:44,658 --> 00:27:45,788 Is that what you think of yourself? 649 00:27:45,813 --> 00:27:47,950 I did not ask for your opinion. 650 00:27:48,039 --> 00:27:49,305 Okay. It's just that people 651 00:27:49,373 --> 00:27:51,507 who respect themselves usually drive decent cars 652 00:27:51,576 --> 00:27:53,226 they keep clean; it's just a fact. 653 00:27:53,251 --> 00:27:55,457 You know, I've had about enough of you. You're being a dick. 654 00:27:55,979 --> 00:27:57,012 Pardon me? 655 00:27:57,120 --> 00:27:58,512 No, pardon you. 656 00:27:58,537 --> 00:28:01,595 Oh, my God, you think the world revolves around you 657 00:28:01,620 --> 00:28:03,186 because you're all smart and tall 658 00:28:03,211 --> 00:28:04,773 and rich and white and spoiled 659 00:28:04,922 --> 00:28:06,989 and male with playful hair. 660 00:28:07,029 --> 00:28:08,740 - Hey, don't talk about my hair. - Let me tell you something. 661 00:28:08,765 --> 00:28:11,123 I know you think you're awesome, I get that, but I don't like you. 662 00:28:11,148 --> 00:28:13,728 I never liked you. I don't like how you talk to people. 663 00:28:13,753 --> 00:28:15,953 I never got what Rebecca saw in you. 664 00:28:15,978 --> 00:28:17,643 I think you're a rich, entitled bully, 665 00:28:17,668 --> 00:28:19,482 and you're hiding what's in that envelope, 666 00:28:19,507 --> 00:28:21,444 and it's so freaking weird! You're weird. 667 00:28:21,469 --> 00:28:24,116 I'm weird? You drive Archie's jalopy, 668 00:28:24,141 --> 00:28:25,568 and I'm the weird one? 669 00:28:25,593 --> 00:28:27,123 Just shut up and just give me 670 00:28:27,148 --> 00:28:28,922 - that envelope. - No. Hey. 671 00:28:28,947 --> 00:28:30,814 Oh! 672 00:28:33,005 --> 00:28:34,238 Oh, my God. 673 00:28:34,800 --> 00:28:36,299 What is all this? 674 00:28:37,013 --> 00:28:38,473 It's Heidi. 675 00:28:39,449 --> 00:28:41,215 I'm sorry, what? 676 00:28:41,240 --> 00:28:42,973 These are the ashes of Heidi, 677 00:28:42,998 --> 00:28:44,846 my beloved, dead Au pair. 678 00:28:46,823 --> 00:28:47,856 Oh. 679 00:28:52,461 --> 00:28:54,254 Mmm. Mmm. 680 00:28:54,953 --> 00:28:56,711 Mmm, God. Mmm, mmm. 681 00:28:56,736 --> 00:28:58,336 So... good. 682 00:28:58,361 --> 00:28:59,660 Mmm. Oh. 683 00:29:00,877 --> 00:29:03,568 Oh, I guess you guys hated it. 684 00:29:03,593 --> 00:29:04,826 It was disgusting. 685 00:29:04,895 --> 00:29:07,128 - No, we are never coming back here. - Uh-uh. Oh! 686 00:29:07,197 --> 00:29:08,329 Ah. There you go. 687 00:29:08,398 --> 00:29:10,401 - Thank you. - Thank you, guys. Thank you. 688 00:29:10,426 --> 00:29:12,834 - Hey, you want to get back to the maze? - Yes! 689 00:29:12,903 --> 00:29:14,636 Mmm. Choose your weapon. 690 00:29:14,704 --> 00:29:16,805 Mmm. Mmm, mmm. 691 00:29:16,873 --> 00:29:18,973 Okay, so, let's see, we start at the sexy cowgirl. 692 00:29:19,042 --> 00:29:20,742 The weirdly sexy cowgirl. 693 00:29:20,811 --> 00:29:23,022 Mm-hmm. And that pony's not too bad, either. And then we... 694 00:29:24,214 --> 00:29:25,780 - You know what? - What? 695 00:29:25,849 --> 00:29:28,083 I'm really happy that you just wanted to have fun today. 696 00:29:28,151 --> 00:29:29,584 - Really? - Yeah. 697 00:29:29,661 --> 00:29:31,861 'Cause you're right, sometimes I can be too... 698 00:29:32,147 --> 00:29:35,090 probe-y and disclose-y and look inward-y. 699 00:29:35,158 --> 00:29:36,825 I mean, you'd make a great gynecologist. 700 00:29:39,329 --> 00:29:41,123 But now, look at us. 701 00:29:41,148 --> 00:29:43,241 We are fun. 702 00:29:43,266 --> 00:29:44,998 You know, we're fun people, we're really fun people. 703 00:29:45,023 --> 00:29:47,569 - Probably the best table. - Best table on the block. 704 00:29:47,637 --> 00:29:49,170 And... 705 00:29:49,303 --> 00:29:50,636 thank you. 706 00:29:53,063 --> 00:29:56,088 Hey. Should we get some more food? 707 00:29:56,234 --> 00:29:59,424 Nah. I'm stuffed. I couldn't eat another bite. 708 00:29:59,493 --> 00:30:01,193 Ha! Kidding. 709 00:30:01,218 --> 00:30:03,451 - Waitress! - Oh-ho-ho-ho! 710 00:30:03,520 --> 00:30:06,087 I have human remains on me. 711 00:30:06,543 --> 00:30:08,685 That's your fault, okay? 712 00:30:08,710 --> 00:30:10,558 You grabbed the bag. This is your fault. 713 00:30:10,627 --> 00:30:11,960 What is your deal? 714 00:30:12,028 --> 00:30:14,787 Why are you driving around clutching someone's ashes? 715 00:30:14,812 --> 00:30:16,945 And don't tell me it's none of my business, 716 00:30:16,970 --> 00:30:18,570 because it is all over me. 717 00:30:18,595 --> 00:30:20,126 Why are you carrying around 718 00:30:20,151 --> 00:30:22,176 a dead Heidi, and what is an Au pair? 719 00:30:22,201 --> 00:30:25,002 An Au pair is rich for "babysitter." 720 00:30:25,523 --> 00:30:27,022 She took care of me 721 00:30:27,047 --> 00:30:29,194 from the day I was born until I was 17. 722 00:30:29,219 --> 00:30:30,585 She passed away this year, 723 00:30:30,610 --> 00:30:32,009 and her family... 724 00:30:32,992 --> 00:30:35,497 they gave me a portion of her ashes to scatter in the ocean, 725 00:30:35,522 --> 00:30:37,505 because that's where we went to a lot together. 726 00:30:37,530 --> 00:30:39,163 That's what she wanted. 727 00:30:39,188 --> 00:30:40,755 Wait, what? 728 00:30:40,793 --> 00:30:42,526 You were so close to someone 729 00:30:42,551 --> 00:30:45,319 that they wanted you to scatter their ashes? 730 00:30:45,876 --> 00:30:47,409 It's that hard for you to believe 731 00:30:47,434 --> 00:30:48,631 that I was ever close to someone? 732 00:30:48,656 --> 00:30:49,755 Uh, yeah. 733 00:30:50,943 --> 00:30:52,610 Well, I was. 734 00:30:52,884 --> 00:30:55,051 I was close to her. 735 00:30:55,319 --> 00:30:56,493 I loved her. 736 00:30:56,518 --> 00:30:58,985 And she loved me. She practically raised me. 737 00:31:01,214 --> 00:31:04,315 If I needed somebody, she was there. 738 00:31:05,329 --> 00:31:07,042 Then she went back to Austria. 739 00:31:08,098 --> 00:31:10,261 And the very next person 740 00:31:10,875 --> 00:31:14,177 to love me like that was Rebecca. 741 00:31:16,294 --> 00:31:18,327 And now they're gone. 742 00:31:19,505 --> 00:31:21,572 They're both gone. 743 00:31:24,048 --> 00:31:26,389 The people I cared about most in my life... 744 00:31:27,821 --> 00:31:29,755 ... are gone. 745 00:31:32,690 --> 00:31:34,456 # This song goes in a loop-de-loop # 746 00:31:34,525 --> 00:31:37,993 # It starts at the end, and it ends at the start # 747 00:31:38,062 --> 00:31:40,295 # And this song goes in a loop-de-loop... # 748 00:31:40,320 --> 00:31:41,914 Oh, my God, that is such a great song! 749 00:31:41,939 --> 00:31:44,068 - Right, it's so... - Oh! Oh, my God. 750 00:31:44,093 --> 00:31:46,138 - You're so gross... - Oh. 751 00:31:46,171 --> 00:31:47,583 - We can't go home like this. - No. 752 00:31:47,608 --> 00:31:50,309 We put the "ew" in "barbecue." 753 00:31:52,126 --> 00:31:54,059 I'm kind of meat-drunk, so I really like 754 00:31:54,084 --> 00:31:55,650 that dad joke right now, actually. 755 00:31:55,675 --> 00:31:57,608 Ooh, ooh. Wait, there's a truck stop. 756 00:31:57,995 --> 00:32:00,395 Do you want to go wash up? 757 00:32:00,420 --> 00:32:02,927 And also, I'm weirdly still hungry, so maybe get some dessert, right? 758 00:32:02,952 --> 00:32:04,641 Let's do it! 759 00:32:04,666 --> 00:32:06,132 Yeah! Okay. 760 00:32:11,897 --> 00:32:13,305 So you got that from a man 761 00:32:13,370 --> 00:32:17,330 named Grover in Cleveland who was not Grover Cleveland? 762 00:32:17,842 --> 00:32:20,043 Exactly. 763 00:32:20,068 --> 00:32:22,081 Exactly. Ah... 764 00:32:22,106 --> 00:32:23,472 That's a good one, though. 765 00:32:23,497 --> 00:32:25,364 Paula. What are you doing? 766 00:32:25,809 --> 00:32:27,186 The desk is in the truck. 767 00:32:27,211 --> 00:32:28,685 We got to go. I-I have a gig tonight. 768 00:32:28,710 --> 00:32:32,068 What? Well, we can't leave before we see the collection 769 00:32:32,116 --> 00:32:33,695 of vintage tuna containers. 770 00:32:33,720 --> 00:32:35,120 Ooh, and Mrs. Beattie 771 00:32:35,145 --> 00:32:36,943 has invited us over for dinner! 772 00:32:36,968 --> 00:32:38,533 That's it, Paula! Enough! 773 00:32:38,923 --> 00:32:40,522 I can't stay here all night enabling 774 00:32:40,547 --> 00:32:43,169 your procrastination caused by an inner fear of success 775 00:32:43,194 --> 00:32:45,762 that's making you put off studying for your finals. 776 00:32:46,096 --> 00:32:48,497 Wow. Josh. 777 00:32:48,522 --> 00:32:49,989 Did I get that right? 778 00:32:50,792 --> 00:32:52,272 Oh, my God, I think you did. 779 00:32:52,913 --> 00:32:54,112 Sounds right to me. 780 00:32:54,562 --> 00:32:56,395 But what do I know? 781 00:32:56,506 --> 00:32:58,606 I got 43 porcelain cats. 782 00:32:58,631 --> 00:33:00,465 Only 43, huh? 783 00:33:07,711 --> 00:33:09,717 There, there. 784 00:33:10,782 --> 00:33:12,618 I'm lonely. 785 00:33:12,875 --> 00:33:14,540 So lonely. 786 00:33:15,811 --> 00:33:18,764 I don't know why I can't have that closeness with anyone else. 787 00:33:19,384 --> 00:33:20,583 Huh. 788 00:33:21,238 --> 00:33:23,945 Well, you could try being nicer to people. 789 00:33:23,970 --> 00:33:26,045 That could be a good first step. 790 00:33:27,095 --> 00:33:28,762 You think I don't know that? 791 00:33:29,128 --> 00:33:30,787 You think I don't know that I'm a jerk? 792 00:33:30,812 --> 00:33:32,912 I don't want to be that way. 793 00:33:34,261 --> 00:33:37,162 When I'm hurt, I clam up and I lash out. 794 00:33:37,446 --> 00:33:40,558 It's kind of a... clamming and a lashing. 795 00:33:41,025 --> 00:33:43,778 Well, you're not doing that right now. 796 00:33:43,803 --> 00:33:45,770 No, I'm weeping right now. It's pathetic. 797 00:33:45,944 --> 00:33:47,543 No, it's human. 798 00:33:47,568 --> 00:33:51,102 And... you should show more people this side of you. 799 00:33:52,596 --> 00:33:54,644 Heidi would be proud. 800 00:33:55,805 --> 00:33:57,599 I mean, I think. I didn't know her. 801 00:33:57,624 --> 00:33:59,348 I'm just inferring a lot from what you said. 802 00:34:00,897 --> 00:34:03,248 All she wanted was to get back to the ocean, 803 00:34:03,273 --> 00:34:04,973 and I failed. 804 00:34:04,998 --> 00:34:06,764 I failed her. 805 00:34:10,583 --> 00:34:13,091 Sorry I couldn't get you where you needed to go, Heidi. 806 00:34:16,194 --> 00:34:18,194 Yeah, you did. 807 00:34:18,771 --> 00:34:20,705 You kind of did. 808 00:34:47,930 --> 00:34:50,931 This is a clear health violation. 809 00:34:52,168 --> 00:34:54,368 Auf Wiedersehen, Heidi. 810 00:34:56,707 --> 00:34:59,307 Hey, I think you were right about my car. 811 00:34:59,413 --> 00:35:01,510 Yeah, I am. 812 00:35:19,316 --> 00:35:20,882 Dang, cowboy! 813 00:35:21,637 --> 00:35:24,187 - You don't look like a dang cowboy. - Well, my outfit 814 00:35:24,212 --> 00:35:27,847 was trashed, so I, uh, bought new duds in the gift shop. 815 00:35:27,872 --> 00:35:29,668 And then the, uh, molasses wouldn't budge, 816 00:35:29,693 --> 00:35:32,227 so I just... buzzed the old duster. 817 00:35:33,799 --> 00:35:35,298 Oh, my God. You shaved your mustache. 818 00:35:35,367 --> 00:35:36,367 I didn't notice. 819 00:35:36,435 --> 00:35:39,269 But I did save it for the scrapbook. 820 00:35:39,338 --> 00:35:41,093 Wait, Darryl, are you okay? 821 00:35:41,720 --> 00:35:45,073 That mustache was a... big part of your identity. 822 00:35:45,098 --> 00:35:46,290 If you want to cry right now, 823 00:35:46,315 --> 00:35:47,882 I will not yell at you, I promise. 824 00:35:47,907 --> 00:35:50,136 No, I feel good. I feel fine. 825 00:35:50,738 --> 00:35:52,811 I'm just happy to be here with you. 826 00:35:56,366 --> 00:35:59,133 - Oh... Oh. - Oh. 827 00:36:17,287 --> 00:36:18,720 Oh, my God. 828 00:36:18,942 --> 00:36:20,942 Oh, whoa, Nelly. 829 00:36:23,397 --> 00:36:24,820 Yeah. 830 00:36:24,845 --> 00:36:27,045 Um... 831 00:36:27,464 --> 00:36:29,564 I'm gonna get in the car. 832 00:36:32,488 --> 00:36:35,947 There it is. Looks great. 833 00:36:36,016 --> 00:36:39,195 You're gonna be a great lawyer. 834 00:36:39,671 --> 00:36:42,704 - How do you know? - Because you really care about it. 835 00:36:42,878 --> 00:36:45,529 If you didn't care about it, you wouldn't have been so worried 836 00:36:45,554 --> 00:36:47,020 and done the thing with the desk. 837 00:36:47,045 --> 00:36:49,487 But you are and you did, so... 838 00:36:49,512 --> 00:36:52,464 - you will. - Thanks. 839 00:36:52,643 --> 00:36:54,543 Thanks for saying that. 840 00:37:08,782 --> 00:37:10,258 Here, this came in the mail. 841 00:37:10,283 --> 00:37:11,959 It's apartment listings in the area. 842 00:37:11,984 --> 00:37:13,350 Uh-huh. 843 00:37:13,375 --> 00:37:16,543 Dude, you have got to move out of Hector's mom's house. 844 00:37:16,610 --> 00:37:18,977 You mean so I can establish my own boundaries, 845 00:37:19,002 --> 00:37:21,269 spread my wings, find my own path? 846 00:37:21,294 --> 00:37:23,194 No. Because it's sad and weird. 847 00:37:23,219 --> 00:37:24,953 A lot of people keep saying that to me. 848 00:37:25,390 --> 00:37:26,871 Mm, all right. 849 00:37:26,896 --> 00:37:28,863 - So... - Yeah. 850 00:37:30,229 --> 00:37:34,234 - That was a very quiet ride home. - Yeah, it sure was. 851 00:37:34,259 --> 00:37:37,689 Um... so, listen, Darryl, 852 00:37:37,714 --> 00:37:39,514 I think we're on the same page about this, 853 00:37:39,539 --> 00:37:41,415 but... to be clear, 854 00:37:41,440 --> 00:37:44,074 I don't think you and I are meant for romance. 855 00:37:44,099 --> 00:37:45,232 Oh, God. Oh, good, Okay. 856 00:37:45,257 --> 00:37:46,897 'Cause that was why I didn't say anything. 857 00:37:46,922 --> 00:37:48,682 Oh, my God, that's why I didn't say anything. 858 00:37:48,707 --> 00:37:50,251 I mean, I thought we were on the same... 859 00:37:50,276 --> 00:37:51,276 Okay. Okay. 860 00:37:51,526 --> 00:37:53,125 Whew! 861 00:37:53,393 --> 00:37:57,852 You know, I was thinking, the fact that I was attracted to you... 862 00:37:57,877 --> 00:37:59,349 it gives me hope. 863 00:37:59,374 --> 00:38:00,540 - Yeah? - I mean, 864 00:38:00,573 --> 00:38:02,473 I was attracted to someone nice. 865 00:38:02,540 --> 00:38:04,240 I mean, if that can happen, 866 00:38:04,285 --> 00:38:07,386 maybe I can be attracted to a different type of guy. 867 00:38:07,411 --> 00:38:09,044 You know? Guys who aren't 868 00:38:09,069 --> 00:38:12,754 withholding or cold or jerks or unavailable 869 00:38:12,779 --> 00:38:15,947 or dating other people or immoral or married or... 870 00:38:15,972 --> 00:38:18,038 Nathaniel or Greg or Josh. 871 00:38:18,195 --> 00:38:19,443 I hope one day 872 00:38:19,468 --> 00:38:23,036 to find someone who is as kind and as loving as you are. 873 00:38:23,290 --> 00:38:25,670 That is so sweet of you to say. 874 00:38:25,695 --> 00:38:28,062 You know what? I've just decided something. 875 00:38:28,795 --> 00:38:30,223 I'm gonna start dating again. 876 00:38:30,248 --> 00:38:31,480 - Well, good for you! - Yeah. 877 00:38:31,505 --> 00:38:34,658 I'm gonna fire up the apps, I'm gonna do it, 878 00:38:35,035 --> 00:38:36,601 and if I'm lucky, 879 00:38:36,670 --> 00:38:38,902 maybe there are other Darryls out there in the world. 880 00:38:39,010 --> 00:38:40,010 Oh... 881 00:38:40,043 --> 00:38:41,409 Oh. 882 00:38:41,941 --> 00:38:43,441 - Mmm. - Mmm. 883 00:38:43,677 --> 00:38:44,742 Okay. 884 00:38:45,675 --> 00:38:47,675 You know, just for the record, 885 00:38:48,181 --> 00:38:49,475 I bet you're great in bed. 886 00:38:49,500 --> 00:38:52,601 Oh, yeah. I also have an enormous penis. 887 00:38:52,626 --> 00:38:53,958 Good for you, buddy. 888 00:38:55,860 --> 00:38:57,443 I'm gonna head out. 889 00:38:57,468 --> 00:38:59,165 But I'm gonna need a check. 890 00:38:59,369 --> 00:39:02,401 And much like your penis, it's gonna be a big one. 891 00:39:11,625 --> 00:39:13,436 You wanted to see me? 892 00:39:13,461 --> 00:39:15,856 Something in particular you wanted to yell at me about? 893 00:39:15,881 --> 00:39:18,115 No. I... Please, sit down. 894 00:39:18,319 --> 00:39:20,185 I, um... 895 00:39:20,210 --> 00:39:21,476 I wanted to apologize. 896 00:39:21,501 --> 00:39:22,666 I-I've been... 897 00:39:23,099 --> 00:39:25,183 been horrible to you. 898 00:39:25,251 --> 00:39:27,752 - Yeah. Yeah, you have. - And, um... 899 00:39:27,821 --> 00:39:30,121 I'm sorry. 900 00:39:30,190 --> 00:39:32,490 Well, that's okay, Nathaniel. 901 00:39:32,559 --> 00:39:34,158 You're a good kid. 902 00:39:34,183 --> 00:39:35,749 I've always seen that. 903 00:39:35,862 --> 00:39:37,495 Thanks. 904 00:39:37,651 --> 00:39:40,091 Um... 905 00:39:40,116 --> 00:39:41,649 I, um... 906 00:39:41,818 --> 00:39:43,585 have something for you. 907 00:39:43,610 --> 00:39:45,043 Oh. 908 00:39:57,702 --> 00:39:59,101 Whew. 909 00:40:07,460 --> 00:40:09,101 Why'd you do that? 910 00:40:09,126 --> 00:40:11,711 Um... well, I'm new to expressing affection. 911 00:40:11,736 --> 00:40:13,703 Was that not... right? 912 00:40:13,728 --> 00:40:15,919 Well... not exactly. 913 00:40:15,944 --> 00:40:17,444 But it's a start. 914 00:40:17,469 --> 00:40:19,002 I think you're on your way. 915 00:40:19,348 --> 00:40:22,349 Much like my sisters were on their way to a Gouda festival 916 00:40:22,374 --> 00:40:24,040 when they were obliterated. 917 00:40:25,955 --> 00:40:29,089 I... I don't know what to say to that. 918 00:40:29,142 --> 00:40:31,760 Yeah. Yeah, it's a toughie. 919 00:40:32,356 --> 00:40:33,751 Hey, Nathaniel. 920 00:40:33,820 --> 00:40:35,753 - Hmm? - Guess who just leased 921 00:40:35,778 --> 00:40:38,952 - a brand-new Civic, bitch. - There you go. 922 00:40:38,977 --> 00:40:40,655 Did you know there's Bluetooth in cars now? 923 00:40:40,680 --> 00:40:42,546 - Everyone knows that, yeah. - That's crazy. 924 00:40:42,571 --> 00:40:44,771 I did that. 925 00:40:45,031 --> 00:40:47,231 I do nice things now. 926 00:40:50,288 --> 00:40:53,104 # Good night, my sweet angel # 927 00:40:53,129 --> 00:40:55,120 # Rest now, my love # 928 00:40:55,435 --> 00:40:57,401 # You'll be watched over # 929 00:40:57,426 --> 00:40:59,993 # By Jesus above # 930 00:41:00,018 --> 00:41:04,621 # And as you sink into the sweetness of sleep # 931 00:41:04,809 --> 00:41:07,443 # Know that your daddy's love # 932 00:41:07,468 --> 00:41:10,035 # Runs just as deep # 933 00:41:10,323 --> 00:41:11,889 # # 934 00:41:11,958 --> 00:41:14,425 # You lived on my face # 935 00:41:14,494 --> 00:41:16,994 # Since you were first born # 936 00:41:17,019 --> 00:41:19,086 # Catching my tears # 937 00:41:19,111 --> 00:41:21,378 # And occasionally corn # 938 00:41:21,403 --> 00:41:23,670 # Though my lip may be bare # 939 00:41:23,695 --> 00:41:26,029 # My soul is quite lush # 940 00:41:26,054 --> 00:41:28,755 # Farewell, fair mustache # 941 00:41:28,780 --> 00:41:30,936 # And this tiny brush # 942 00:41:31,420 --> 00:41:33,911 # And these clippers # 943 00:41:33,936 --> 00:41:36,270 # And this beard oil # 944 00:41:36,295 --> 00:41:38,393 # And this backup beard oil # 945 00:41:38,418 --> 00:41:40,159 # And... # 946 00:41:40,184 --> 00:41:41,483 Damn it. 947 00:41:41,508 --> 00:41:42,807 Evelyn? 948 00:41:42,832 --> 00:41:44,790 Can you comfort Hebby? 949 00:41:44,815 --> 00:41:46,748 I'm with my baby. 950 00:41:47,582 --> 00:41:51,494 -- Synced and corrected by ChrisKe -- -- www.addic7ed.com --