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credits

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My Gosh!
Honey!

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I can't believe
you went to Jared!

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This is a new beginning
for us, darling.

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I'm just so excited
for our future.

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Ooooh, yeah!
Take that, cop!

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You want some, too, sheriff?!

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Yeah! There you go, bitch!

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Another dead cop!

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And another one!

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Yeah, you want some,
too, copper?!

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You want a piece of this,
you god damn pigs?!

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Officer, you have
to let us out of here!

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We don't have much time!

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Yeah, that's the last cop.
Let's get outta here!

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Sir, you have to listen to us.

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ManBearPig is real.

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God.
Here we go again.

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"We gotta stop ManBearPig!

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We gotta take it serious!"

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But we do!

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ManBearPig is gonna
kill everyone,

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and he is not gonna stop!

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Well, then I guess

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I don't have to do
anything about it.

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Can you get off
your god damn video game

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for five seconds
so we can have a conversation?

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Where the hell is Al Gore?
Why isn't he coming for us?

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Nobody's coming for us, Stan.
They think we're murderers.

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And that's why we have
to break out of here ourselves.

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- Excuse me, officer?
- Shut up.

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I don't wanna hear anything
about ManBearPig

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and how we're all doomed.

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No, it's not that.
It's just...

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I noticed you're still
riding you're horse

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all the way back to camp.

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Yeah. Trains and stagecoaches
don't go to my camp.

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No they don't, but...

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you can use cinematic mode to
make it way easier on yourself.

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What the hell
are you talking about?

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All right, everyone.

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I realize
a lot of people have died

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and most of the roads
have been destroyed

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due to all the fires,
so I'd like to thank you all

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for coming to tonight's
symposium...

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"When Should I Start to Worry?"

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I'd like to make this
an open discussion

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and hope we can
all participate in ways

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that give better insight.

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Yes, Mr. Clarkson?

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I'm pretty sure
there's a ManBearPig.

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And I'm fairly certain that
he has eaten two of my children

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and destroyed our home.

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When should I start to worry?

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That's an excellent question.

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There's definitely evidence
that all the death

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and destruction around us is due
to a ManBearPig.

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But no exact correlation
to a ManBearPig.

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Definitely not,

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and that's why we are all here,

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to try to pinpoint
when should I start to worry?

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I think that the time
to start worrying is coming.

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I don't know if I believe
in ManBearPig or not,

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but I do know that I'm open

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to the idea
of starting to worry.

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I think Stephen echoes
a lot of our feelings right now.

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Arghhh!

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Foolish mortals!

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Your time is nigh!
Face your end!

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It looks like Satan is here.

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Should I start to worry?

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Stan?!

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We broke out of jail, Dad.

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Come on.
Get outta sight.

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Cartman tricked the guard.

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We all ran home to be
with our parents.

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- Where's Mom?
- Your mom's been out

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trying to find you a lawyer
and a therapist.

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We've been doing
all we can, son!

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Dad, that thing we saw
take Ned...

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It was ManBearPig.
It was real.

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What are you talking about.
It was just a bear.

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No, Dad! It's...

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Why do you keep
looking at the TV?

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What? Why?
I dunno. What?

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You've been playing
"Red Dead Redemption"?

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A little bit!

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I mean, when I'm not doing
all the stuff for you.

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I thought you were working
on getting me out!

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Sorry!
I needed a little break.

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You're all the way
to Saint Denis?!

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That's like 40 hours
of gameplay!

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How could you...
Are you high right now?

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I'm a little high, yes!

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My God.

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What?!
I'm sorry!

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I'm sorry I needed to decompress
with all this shit going on.

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I can't believe you would
get high and play video games

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while your son is in jail!

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You're such an asshole!

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Well, at least I'm not
a school shooter!

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It wasn't me!
It was a demon named ManBearPig!

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Whatever!
"ManBearPig! ManBearPig!"

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You sound like
your freakin' grandpa.

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Yeah, because I learned a lot
about... Woah, woah.

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What are you talking about,
"I sound like grandpa"?

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He's been talking about
ManBearPig coming

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since I was 14.

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It's nothing new.

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Someone made a deal with it...
a long time ago...

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Do you know how to craft
stamina tonics?

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Mom?

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Dad?

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I don't know if you can hear me.

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I feel so alone right now.

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I feel like the whole world
is falling apart

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and somehow I'm supposed
to do something but...

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I don't know
what that is anymore.

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Fear not. Do not
give up on yourself.

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You must keep believing.

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Mr. Gore?

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Where have you been?!

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It's me. Al Gore.

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Yeah.
Where have you been?!

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You cannot lose faith, my child.

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Even though everyone
is ripping on you.

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Even though
they don't believe you,

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and they're saying
you're just seeking attention

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because you lost the presidency,

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you have to be strong.

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What happened to you?!
Are you dead or something?

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No! Not dead!

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Just merely using
a flashlight on glass

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to apply the Pepper's
ghost technique.

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Wait, what?

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God damn it!

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You see my point?

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Things aren't always
as they appear.

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You have to stay strong,
my little crusader.

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I can't do this alone.
I need help.

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I did, too.

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Didn't get it.

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What more do you want from me?

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I've atoned for my mistake.

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I'm sorry that we were
getting a lot

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of different information
at the time.

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You know, even you were wrong

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about a lot of the things
you said would happen...

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What's that?

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Nothing.
I didn't mean...

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See ya later, alligator.

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No, no, no, no!
I'm sorry!

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I am sorry, please!
I'm cereal!

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I didn't mean
to say you were wrong,

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just that some
of your predictions

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- didn't happen...
- Yeah.

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You're real cereal.

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Please, please!
Please!

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I'll do anything!
I just want everyone to be safe!

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All I was doing was trying
to be your mentor.

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You know who my mentor was?

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Me! Al Gore!

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Hello, Al Gore.

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It's him!
Just in time, too.

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Thanks for coming in my time
of crisis, Al Gore!

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Sorry to call you down, sir,
but this is a bad one.

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No.
That's fine.

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I finally arrest
four school shooters

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and can play some
"Red Dead Redemption,"

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and then I get a call
about another school shooting.

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This one really doesn't look
like a school shooting, sir.

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Five different witnesses
say it was definitely...

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ManBearPig.

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God damn it!

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There is no such thing as
a ManBearPig, you got that?!

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We're working with facts here,
not goofball theories!

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Yes, but, sir,
all the forensic scientists

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say there are bear
and pig footprints...

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Fucking scientists!

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Why are you trying to
figure out what's going on

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with scientists?!

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The only thing I want to know is

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who committed
this school shooting

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since our
school shooting suspects

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- are in jail!
- Detective!

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Detective, we just got word
from the station.

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The four shooting suspects
broke out a while ago.

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Well, there you go!
It was them again!

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Gee, I didn't need
any freakin' scientists

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to figure that out, did I?

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Get 'em outta here!

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Now how the did those kids
break out of my jail?!

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Jenkins said they tricked him.

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Said they could show him a way
to fast travel

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in "Red Dead Redemption"
by upgrading his camp,

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and then they just took off.

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There's a way to fast travel
if you upgrade your camp?

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Jesus.

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You better start
from the beginning.

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More damage
and destruction today

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as the death toll rises
to the hundreds.

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Some see this as evidence
ManBearPig might be real,

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while others say ManBearPig
is a fabrication

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for political gains...

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Grandpa?!

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What did you do?

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Billy.

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My grandson come to visit!

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This isn't the first time
ManBearPig has shown up, is it?

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What happened?

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Billy, I have Alzheimer's.

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I don't even remember
what happened this morning.

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Cut the shit, Grandpa.

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You people knew.
You made a deal with that thing.

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We thought we'd be dead by now!

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We didn't think we'd have
to live to see the consequences!

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Aw, great! Just tell
the whole world, Margret!

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Why did you old people
make a deal?!

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We had a right to be happy,
too, ya know!

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And you just signed away
the future?!

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We didn't want to have to give
the demon his stuff back!

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What stuff?!

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All our cars.

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And premium boutique ice cream.

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You couldn't control yourselves

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so now that thing is here
to kill all of us!

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Good job, grandpa!

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Kyle, come on, we've got to go.

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Go where?

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I had a vision, Kyle.
Al Gore's ghost visited me.

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Al Gore isn't dead.

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Well, his ghost
came to me, Kyle.

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He said he had a plan,
and we need to go.

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Are you in or not?

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Mrph rmh rmphm?

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We shouldn't be out here!

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We're wanted by the police.

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What was that?

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Mrph rmhmhm rm.

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This is where Al Gore
told me to go.

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Mrph rmhmhm rm!

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It's Satan!

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What are you doing here, Satan?

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I was told to come here
by the spirit of Al Gore.

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Us, too.
But why?

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Remember...

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even though I am gone,
you must still work together.

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Work together how?

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I'm not talking to you.

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I'm talking to the ones
who are actually cereal.

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You cannot lose hope.

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There is still much
you need to know.

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You'd better not...

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You bitch!

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You're playing Red Dead
Redemption, aren't you?

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So? What of it?

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00:10:29,751 --> 00:10:32,459
What did I tell you about
playing on my save game, Maggie?

258
00:10:32,460 --> 00:10:35,576
No. No. This is my life,
now, Harrison Yates.

259
00:10:35,601 --> 00:10:37,840
I started over,
with me own save game.

260
00:10:37,865 --> 00:10:39,607
What are you talking about?

261
00:10:39,632 --> 00:10:40,726
See for yourself.

262
00:10:40,751 --> 00:10:42,646
You and all your talk
of wanting your own life.

263
00:10:42,671 --> 00:10:43,965
I wanted something new, too!

264
00:10:43,990 --> 00:10:45,638
I started over in the snow,

265
00:10:45,663 --> 00:10:47,529
and worked my way up to
the new gang leader!

266
00:10:47,554 --> 00:10:49,152
I have thousands
of dollars of me own.

267
00:10:49,177 --> 00:10:50,749
I built a house
with John Marston.

268
00:10:50,750 --> 00:10:52,749
I'm helping his family, now.

269
00:10:52,750 --> 00:10:54,544
You fucking slut!

270
00:10:54,569 --> 00:10:55,725
That's right, Harrison Yates.

271
00:10:55,750 --> 00:10:56,750
And what have you got?

272
00:10:56,751 --> 00:10:59,043
A basic starter horse
and the $20 gambler's hat

273
00:10:59,068 --> 00:11:00,176
you won in a poker match.

274
00:11:00,201 --> 00:11:01,933
I'm twice the man you are, now!

275
00:11:01,958 --> 00:11:03,749
Don't you talk to me like that!

276
00:11:03,750 --> 00:11:04,848
I'll talk however I want!

277
00:11:04,873 --> 00:11:06,749
I've completed every
hunting side mission,

278
00:11:06,774 --> 00:11:08,979
found seven legendary animals.

279
00:11:09,004 --> 00:11:10,004
Found them where?

280
00:11:10,029 --> 00:11:10,973
I'm not telling.

281
00:11:10,998 --> 00:11:13,749
You wanted your own life,
and now, you got it!

282
00:11:13,750 --> 00:11:14,750
Maggie!

283
00:11:18,750 --> 00:11:24,749
And in conclusion, let me just
say that you are the future.

284
00:11:24,750 --> 00:11:26,749
You cannot give up hope.

285
00:11:26,750 --> 00:11:30,749
I brought you all together
because I believe in you.

286
00:11:30,750 --> 00:11:32,154
Okay, but what do
you want us to...

287
00:11:32,179 --> 00:11:36,943
And sometimes, believing is
all that we need to be cereal.

288
00:11:43,395 --> 00:11:44,966
Credits?

289
00:11:47,568 --> 00:11:49,144
Did you guys like my movie?

290
00:11:49,169 --> 00:11:50,638
What are you doing?

291
00:11:50,663 --> 00:11:53,749
Exactly. I'm trying
to get you to ask,

292
00:11:53,750 --> 00:11:55,749
"What would Al Gore do?"

293
00:11:55,750 --> 00:11:58,168
Make a movie starring you.

294
00:11:58,193 --> 00:12:00,749
Yes... to get you all
to not give up.

295
00:12:00,750 --> 00:12:02,749
To get you to fight!

296
00:12:02,750 --> 00:12:06,749
You don't understand.
There is no fight.

297
00:12:06,750 --> 00:12:11,004
A deal was made.
We do not know by whom.

298
00:12:11,029 --> 00:12:13,749
But this demon
has grown stronger,

299
00:12:13,750 --> 00:12:17,701
and no mortal
can do anything to stop him.

300
00:12:17,966 --> 00:12:20,749
No mortal, but what about you?

301
00:12:20,750 --> 00:12:23,832
Why would I help mankind?

302
00:12:23,857 --> 00:12:25,195
Satan, come on.

303
00:12:25,224 --> 00:12:27,749
Are you really gonna stand there
and not say you appreciate

304
00:12:27,750 --> 00:12:29,749
all the nice things humans
have done for you lately?

305
00:12:29,750 --> 00:12:31,749
I mean, not sure
if you've noticed,

306
00:12:31,750 --> 00:12:34,341
but we're pretty much doing
things your way up here.

307
00:12:34,750 --> 00:12:37,749
I... must admit,
people up here on Earth

308
00:12:37,750 --> 00:12:40,749
have been doing a lot of
my work for me lately.

309
00:12:40,750 --> 00:12:45,750
Maybe... maybe it is time
I did something for them.

310
00:12:48,076 --> 00:12:51,749
We were all young and
foolish back then, Billy.

311
00:12:51,750 --> 00:12:53,935
We didn't think
about the future.

312
00:12:54,240 --> 00:12:56,816
We just wanted things.

313
00:12:56,841 --> 00:13:01,129
This creature shows up,
and it seemed like a good deal,

314
00:13:01,154 --> 00:13:02,749
for everyone in town.

315
00:13:02,750 --> 00:13:05,749
You didn't stop to think about
what it would mean for us?

316
00:13:05,750 --> 00:13:08,521
Billy, it's not that simple.

317
00:13:08,546 --> 00:13:12,363
We thought about it. But our
town was so tiny back then.

318
00:13:12,388 --> 00:13:15,749
We just... We wanted nice
things other people had.

319
00:13:15,750 --> 00:13:16,750
And you didn't give two shits

320
00:13:16,751 --> 00:13:18,749
what it would mean
for your grandchildren.

321
00:13:18,750 --> 00:13:20,965
I didn't think
I'd have grandkids.

322
00:13:20,990 --> 00:13:22,749
I didn't even want children

323
00:13:22,750 --> 00:13:26,177
That's why I always came
on Gram Gram's tits.

324
00:13:27,187 --> 00:13:29,725
But then, one night, I'm having
sex with your grandma,

325
00:13:29,750 --> 00:13:31,749
and she sticks her finger
in my ass.

326
00:13:31,750 --> 00:13:34,215
She had sometimes
licked my ass before,

327
00:13:34,240 --> 00:13:36,329
but this was the first time
she used her finger,

328
00:13:36,354 --> 00:13:38,191
and I came inside her like that.

329
00:13:38,216 --> 00:13:39,894
I pulled out,
and your grandma was like,

330
00:13:39,919 --> 00:13:41,749
"Did you just come in me?"

331
00:13:41,750 --> 00:13:45,176
And I was like "Well, you stuck
your finger in my ass."

332
00:13:45,201 --> 00:13:48,435
And that's basically
why you're here, Billy.

333
00:13:50,609 --> 00:13:52,608
This is supposed to
make me feel better?

334
00:13:52,633 --> 00:13:55,246
I'm just saying that I wasn't
thinking about the future

335
00:13:55,271 --> 00:13:58,988
because your father was supposed
to be nothing but dried up crust

336
00:13:59,013 --> 00:14:00,749
on Gram Gram's titties.

337
00:14:00,750 --> 00:14:03,935
You people made a deal
with ManBearPig.

338
00:14:03,960 --> 00:14:05,207
How? Where?

339
00:14:05,232 --> 00:14:08,412
It doesn't matter, Billy.
It's too late now.

340
00:14:08,437 --> 00:14:10,436
Tell me how the deal happened,

341
00:14:10,461 --> 00:14:13,138
so that I can try
to make it go away.

342
00:14:20,984 --> 00:14:23,099
No! No!!

343
00:14:23,630 --> 00:14:26,271
ManBearPig!

344
00:15:34,187 --> 00:15:35,498
Satan!

345
00:15:35,732 --> 00:15:38,427
H-Hey. Hey, kids

346
00:15:39,750 --> 00:15:41,749
I'm sorry.

347
00:15:41,750 --> 00:15:44,887
No. Satan,
you can't die.

348
00:15:45,216 --> 00:15:47,013
Everyone dies.

349
00:15:47,476 --> 00:15:49,591
I just wish
I could have helped you.

350
00:15:50,091 --> 00:15:51,560
God. It hurts.

351
00:15:52,005 --> 00:15:54,410
We can't do this
without you Satan.

352
00:15:54,435 --> 00:15:57,348
You have to.
You have to keep trying.

353
00:15:57,373 --> 00:15:59,418
If you can't stop ManBearPig,
how can we be...

354
00:15:59,443 --> 00:16:01,833
You have to keep trying!

355
00:16:03,422 --> 00:16:06,599
You... have to believe.

356
00:16:12,217 --> 00:16:13,465
Mmph.

357
00:16:14,115 --> 00:16:16,130
Satan's dead.

358
00:16:19,880 --> 00:16:22,552
Come back.
Come back.

359
00:16:30,013 --> 00:16:32,077
Goodbye.

360
00:16:35,919 --> 00:16:38,880
Dude, this is pretty fuck up right here.

361
00:16:44,270 --> 00:16:46,579
And now
on Park County Cable Access,

362
00:16:46,580 --> 00:16:50,404
"Should We Start to Worry?"
with your host Jim Kimble.

363
00:16:50,677 --> 00:16:52,958
As our town continues to burn
to the ground,

364
00:16:52,983 --> 00:16:55,357
Satan has been slaughtered
and sent to heaven.

365
00:16:55,382 --> 00:16:57,037
Should we start to worry?

366
00:16:57,062 --> 00:16:59,335
Joining me now, an expert
on our county resources

367
00:16:59,360 --> 00:17:00,707
and preparedness, Alec Vaughn.

368
00:17:00,732 --> 00:17:03,359
Alec, should we start to worry?

369
00:17:03,360 --> 00:17:06,582
Jim, I think we should definitely
consider starting to worry.

370
00:17:06,607 --> 00:17:08,359
Satan was one of the most
powerful entities,

371
00:17:08,360 --> 00:17:10,359
supposedly, in the universe,

372
00:17:10,360 --> 00:17:12,359
and ManBearPig annihilated him
like a bitch.

373
00:17:12,360 --> 00:17:14,359
I don't think we should
waste any more time

374
00:17:14,360 --> 00:17:16,359
underestimating the importance

375
00:17:16,360 --> 00:17:18,677
of beginning to think about
starting to worry.

376
00:17:18,841 --> 00:17:22,707
Also joining us is the former
Vice President, Al Gore.

377
00:17:22,732 --> 00:17:26,216
Mr. Gore, do you believe
it's time for us to deliberate

378
00:17:26,241 --> 00:17:28,177
the process
of starting to worry?

379
00:17:28,202 --> 00:17:31,029
If by worrying,
you mean getting cereal,

380
00:17:31,030 --> 00:17:32,935
then an emphatic "yes!"

381
00:17:32,960 --> 00:17:34,794
I don't think
there's any more room

382
00:17:34,819 --> 00:17:37,335
for not considering
underestimating the importance

383
00:17:37,360 --> 00:17:39,504
of beginning to start
the process of mulling over

384
00:17:39,529 --> 00:17:41,935
the conceptualization
of starting to worry.

385
00:17:41,960 --> 00:17:44,701
And the time to do it is...
very soon.

386
00:17:44,865 --> 00:17:46,359
Hey, what are you doing?

387
00:17:46,360 --> 00:17:49,359
I'm being a spiritual mentor.

388
00:17:49,360 --> 00:17:51,590
These people are
depending on me.

389
00:17:51,615 --> 00:17:53,691
No, they're depending on me!

390
00:17:53,716 --> 00:17:57,310
I'm depending on you, goofball!

391
00:17:58,560 --> 00:17:59,763
Aah!

392
00:18:01,797 --> 00:18:03,630
All right,
looks like we're clear.

393
00:18:04,263 --> 00:18:06,794
I can't believe it's the
weekend, and I'm at school!

394
00:18:06,819 --> 00:18:08,120
This is the best place to hide.

395
00:18:08,224 --> 00:18:09,716
Why? Of all the
places we could hide,

396
00:18:09,741 --> 00:18:11,253
why do I have to sit
here in school?

397
00:18:11,916 --> 00:18:14,177
Where's the last place anyone
would think we would hide?

398
00:18:14,202 --> 00:18:16,886
The scene of our supposed crime, dummies!
We're safe here.

399
00:18:16,911 --> 00:18:18,980
I'd rather be in
jail than in school.

400
00:18:19,683 --> 00:18:21,751
Mmph!

401
00:18:22,185 --> 00:18:23,263
Guys? Guys!

402
00:18:23,288 --> 00:18:24,208
Stan!

403
00:18:24,233 --> 00:18:26,396
Guys, thank God! Just stay
right there, Grandpa!

404
00:18:26,421 --> 00:18:28,645
I know all about the deal.
I know what we have to do.

405
00:18:28,670 --> 00:18:29,737
How'd you find us here?

406
00:18:29,762 --> 00:18:30,896
I figured you guys
were hiding somewhere.

407
00:18:30,921 --> 00:18:32,731
This is the first place
I thought to look.

408
00:18:33,263 --> 00:18:34,992
Yeah, I guess we're
dummies, Kenny?

409
00:18:35,017 --> 00:18:36,536
Yeah, I guess we're dummies.

410
00:18:36,561 --> 00:18:38,122
Guys, listen...
My stupid grandpa

411
00:18:38,147 --> 00:18:40,356
and a bunch of other old people
made the deal with ManBearPig.

412
00:18:40,381 --> 00:18:42,091
It's here because of
their greediness.

413
00:18:42,116 --> 00:18:43,606
Everyone's greedy!

414
00:18:43,631 --> 00:18:44,919
Shut up, Grandpa!

415
00:18:44,944 --> 00:18:46,427
I know where to go,
but I need your help.

416
00:18:46,452 --> 00:18:48,888
I'm going to face ManBearPig
and put an end to this deal.

417
00:18:48,913 --> 00:18:51,833
Are you crazy? We just saw
ManBearPig take down Satan.

418
00:18:51,858 --> 00:18:53,403
What the hell are we
supposed to do against it?

419
00:18:53,428 --> 00:18:54,770
We have to try.

420
00:18:55,316 --> 00:18:58,686
Attention school
shooters... again.

421
00:18:59,587 --> 00:19:02,497
We have you surrounded... again.

422
00:19:02,522 --> 00:19:04,834
Come out with your hands up!

423
00:19:04,859 --> 00:19:07,724
We just sat in
school for nothing.

424
00:19:09,395 --> 00:19:11,677
Listen! We know what to do now!

425
00:19:11,702 --> 00:19:14,513
Drop to the ground and put
your hands on your heads.

426
00:19:14,538 --> 00:19:16,707
No, I need to face ManBearPig.

427
00:19:16,732 --> 00:19:18,849
We have orders! You're
coming with us!

428
00:19:18,874 --> 00:19:20,409
Belay those orders!

429
00:19:25,347 --> 00:19:29,747
I've been a fool denying
ManBearPig's existence,

430
00:19:29,772 --> 00:19:32,677
and I didn't realize
it till I went home.

431
00:19:32,729 --> 00:19:35,999
My wife... had started a
new life without me.

432
00:19:36,033 --> 00:19:38,068
I wanted to give up,

433
00:19:38,101 --> 00:19:40,571
but instead, I robbed a
bank in Saint Denis,

434
00:19:40,604 --> 00:19:42,839
and I went to an
island north of Cuba.

435
00:19:42,873 --> 00:19:46,243
After I came back, that's when
it all caught up with me.

436
00:19:46,276 --> 00:19:48,278
All the stagecoaches
I had robbed,

437
00:19:48,312 --> 00:19:51,315
all the horses I had
stole... for what?!

438
00:19:51,348 --> 00:19:55,027
We're nothing if we don't
believe in each other!

439
00:19:55,400 --> 00:19:57,711
And God damn it, it's
never too late to start

440
00:19:57,736 --> 00:19:59,423
trying to do the right thing.

441
00:19:59,447 --> 00:20:01,963
You think you know
what that is boys?

442
00:20:02,250 --> 00:20:03,546
Yes, I do.

443
00:20:03,571 --> 00:20:05,504
We're going to face ManBearPig

444
00:20:05,529 --> 00:20:08,502
and put an end to this
deal once and for all.

445
00:20:10,592 --> 00:20:15,322
Okay, sign here... and here.

446
00:20:15,728 --> 00:20:18,407
These documents state merely
that you've been granted

447
00:20:18,432 --> 00:20:21,283
power of attorney by your town
and that you wish to attempt

448
00:20:21,308 --> 00:20:23,174
to avoid the current agreement.

449
00:20:23,463 --> 00:20:24,611
Okay...

450
00:20:24,636 --> 00:20:26,641
Since this is a renegotiation,

451
00:20:26,666 --> 00:20:28,993
you agree that ManBearPig
has right to compensation

452
00:20:29,018 --> 00:20:31,563
for termination, and you
will give up all rights

453
00:20:31,588 --> 00:20:33,056
to specified assets.

454
00:20:33,090 --> 00:20:36,307
Yes. Yes, we agree to give
back cars and ice cream.

455
00:20:37,276 --> 00:20:39,171
Let me confer
with my client.

456
00:20:40,917 --> 00:20:42,410
Got it. Yes.

457
00:20:42,435 --> 00:20:43,986
My client says that he...

458
00:20:44,834 --> 00:20:46,080
Okay.

459
00:20:47,768 --> 00:20:49,341
ManBearPig has no interest

460
00:20:49,366 --> 00:20:51,385
in you giving up
cars and ice cream.

461
00:20:51,627 --> 00:20:54,018
Well, what's he want
everyone to give up?

462
00:20:56,978 --> 00:20:58,861
There! There he is! There he is!

463
00:20:58,973 --> 00:21:00,275
Is it over?!

464
00:21:00,300 --> 00:21:03,503
Um, he says he'll never
come back again, but...

465
00:21:03,528 --> 00:21:06,930
we have to give up soy sauce
and Red Dead Redemption 2.

466
00:21:14,009 --> 00:21:15,736
Just plain rice?

467
00:21:17,580 --> 00:21:19,213
Yeah, that's what I thought.

468
00:21:20,588 --> 00:21:24,150
Um, could we possibly talk about
restructuring a new deal?

469
00:21:25,932 --> 00:21:28,045
No. No. Just, like, can we
do, like, a renegotiation?

470
00:21:28,070 --> 00:21:30,289
All right, sign here and here

471
00:21:30,322 --> 00:21:33,227
that you are entering a
renegotiation with ManBearPig.

472
00:21:33,252 --> 00:21:35,352
- Where do I sign that?
- Right there.

473
00:21:35,385 --> 00:21:37,594
- Okay.
- Yeah, I thought so.

474
00:21:37,628 --> 00:21:38,764
Shut up, Grandpa.

475
00:21:38,789 --> 00:21:40,586
And sign here that ManBearPig has rights

476
00:21:40,611 --> 00:21:42,805
to the lives of all children
in third world countries.

477
00:21:42,830 --> 00:21:44,055
Okay, got it.

478
00:21:44,080 --> 00:21:45,696
And you agree to
ignore ManBearPig

479
00:21:45,729 --> 00:21:47,197
until he returns in five years,

480
00:21:47,223 --> 00:21:49,445
in which time the carnage
will be a thousand fold.

481
00:21:49,479 --> 00:21:50,963
Okay, where I sign that?

482
00:21:50,988 --> 00:21:55,080
credits