1 00:00:13,179 --> 00:00:15,280 Can I help you? 2 00:00:15,282 --> 00:00:17,759 I'm here to visit the founders 3 00:00:17,762 --> 00:00:20,001 of this venerable institution... 4 00:00:20,003 --> 00:00:23,104 Mr. Mutt Nutter 5 00:00:23,106 --> 00:00:25,279 and Mr. Jeff Pfister. 6 00:00:27,243 --> 00:00:30,178 The fine security staff downstairs were kind enough 7 00:00:30,180 --> 00:00:32,180 to give me directions to the correct floor. 8 00:00:32,182 --> 00:00:34,432 The floor is the only thing you have correct. 9 00:00:34,434 --> 00:00:38,136 You do not have an appointment, nor are you carrying a package, 10 00:00:38,138 --> 00:00:40,138 so you don't have any business here. 11 00:00:40,140 --> 00:00:42,440 Quite right. 12 00:00:42,442 --> 00:00:44,818 Your employers are fortunate to have someone 13 00:00:44,821 --> 00:00:47,524 with your skills guarding their privacy. 14 00:00:49,282 --> 00:00:51,265 I don't respond to flattery. 15 00:00:51,267 --> 00:00:53,267 Nor can you recognize sarcasm. 16 00:00:53,269 --> 00:00:56,337 You need to turn around and go back the way you came. 17 00:00:56,339 --> 00:01:01,242 Mm. You need to take me to your employers. Now. 18 00:01:01,244 --> 00:01:04,112 You might as well ask me to explain your hair. 19 00:01:06,315 --> 00:01:09,300 How did you get past security without an appointment? 20 00:01:09,302 --> 00:01:12,070 I did something like this. 21 00:01:18,077 --> 00:01:21,212 My hair is an eternal mystery, never to be fully understood. 22 00:01:25,201 --> 00:01:29,037 Purple is for royalty, dear, not middle management. 23 00:01:43,069 --> 00:01:45,070 Did you put us in Outpost number Two? 24 00:01:45,072 --> 00:01:47,471 Well, I thought if we had to do any last-minute troubleshooting, 25 00:01:47,473 --> 00:01:49,373 all the brains should be in one place. 26 00:01:49,375 --> 00:01:51,342 So while the world is burning, 27 00:01:51,344 --> 00:01:54,345 Johansson and Lawrence and Theron are in the Bahamas... 28 00:01:54,347 --> 00:01:57,381 and we're in West Virginia with Professor Michio Kaku. 29 00:01:57,383 --> 00:01:59,133 He's a brilliant guy. 30 00:01:59,135 --> 00:02:01,135 So was Einstein, but if it's between him 31 00:02:01,137 --> 00:02:03,316 and Marilyn Monroe, fuck the theory of relativity. 32 00:02:03,319 --> 00:02:05,611 I told ya, bro, genetically superior caste, 33 00:02:05,614 --> 00:02:08,109 necessary but boring. 34 00:02:08,111 --> 00:02:10,178 Well, who's gonna be in Outpost Three? 35 00:02:10,180 --> 00:02:12,179 'Cause Langdon wants his robot there. 36 00:02:12,181 --> 00:02:15,017 What? He wants the Battle Axe 9000 in Three? 37 00:02:15,020 --> 00:02:17,854 Yeah, not only that, but he wants us to wipe her SSD 38 00:02:17,857 --> 00:02:20,236 so she doesn't remember he's the Antichrist. 39 00:02:20,239 --> 00:02:22,802 Well, he's the one with the triple sixes, not us. 40 00:02:22,805 --> 00:02:24,241 It's his show. 41 00:02:24,243 --> 00:02:26,211 What a show it's going to be. 42 00:02:26,213 --> 00:02:28,279 Who the fuck are you?! 43 00:02:28,281 --> 00:02:30,146 Hey, how'd you get past Ms. Venable? 44 00:02:30,149 --> 00:02:34,135 These little symbols are Outposts for the survivors 45 00:02:34,138 --> 00:02:37,666 of this little holocaust you're so gleefully anticipating. 46 00:02:37,669 --> 00:02:39,735 It's not little, lady. 47 00:02:39,738 --> 00:02:41,738 Yeah. Seven billion dead 48 00:02:41,741 --> 00:02:44,575 in the first ten minutes... starting with you. 49 00:02:52,005 --> 00:02:55,239 Outpost Three... Where's it located? 50 00:02:55,241 --> 00:02:58,009 It's some place called the Hawthorne School. 51 00:02:58,011 --> 00:03:01,478 He donated it 'cause it's underground, naturally shielded. 52 00:03:01,480 --> 00:03:03,370 I see. 53 00:03:12,042 --> 00:03:14,255 Mr. St. Pierre Vanderbilt 54 00:03:14,258 --> 00:03:16,024 will try to purchase four tickets 55 00:03:16,027 --> 00:03:17,445 for himself and his family. 56 00:03:17,447 --> 00:03:19,180 You'll accept his offer 57 00:03:19,182 --> 00:03:21,471 and secure him a place at Outpost Three. 58 00:03:21,474 --> 00:03:22,927 Is that clearly understood? 59 00:03:22,930 --> 00:03:24,334 Mm-mmm. There are no spots left. 60 00:03:24,337 --> 00:03:25,377 Make sure there are. 61 00:03:26,965 --> 00:03:28,618 Planning the end of the world 62 00:03:28,621 --> 00:03:32,409 over a box of hot wings. 63 00:03:32,412 --> 00:03:36,080 I suppose I must get to the most unpleasant part of my visit. 64 00:03:36,082 --> 00:03:38,406 - What's that? - The part where I have to leave 65 00:03:38,409 --> 00:03:40,367 before killing you both. 66 00:03:40,369 --> 00:03:41,468 Good day. 67 00:04:41,544 --> 00:04:46,555 - Synced and corrected by VitoSilans - -- www.Addic7ed.com -- 68 00:04:54,990 --> 00:04:56,991 A thousand nuclear bombs? 69 00:04:56,994 --> 00:04:58,338 How can we stop that? 70 00:04:58,341 --> 00:04:59,806 We can't. 71 00:04:59,809 --> 00:05:01,892 Michael's already too powerful. 72 00:05:01,895 --> 00:05:04,629 He can counteract anything we hope to try. 73 00:05:04,632 --> 00:05:07,173 God, I finally find my place in the world, 74 00:05:07,176 --> 00:05:09,069 and now it's all gonna end. 75 00:05:09,072 --> 00:05:12,206 I am not ready to die. 76 00:05:12,221 --> 00:05:14,758 Oh, not to make it all about me. 77 00:05:14,761 --> 00:05:17,291 Actually, it is all about you now. 78 00:05:17,294 --> 00:05:20,100 Your father will be purchasing tickets for you and your family 79 00:05:20,103 --> 00:05:22,237 to inhabit one of the Cooperative's Outposts. 80 00:05:22,239 --> 00:05:24,370 Coco is the plan? 81 00:05:24,373 --> 00:05:26,450 The calorie counter's gonna save humanity? 82 00:05:26,453 --> 00:05:28,243 No. Mallory is. 83 00:05:28,245 --> 00:05:32,313 Coco is going to secure her place at the bunker. 84 00:05:32,315 --> 00:05:36,134 We have one chance to use Tempus Infinituum. 85 00:05:36,136 --> 00:05:38,470 And we can't risk trying it until Mallory is ready. 86 00:05:38,473 --> 00:05:40,305 The only place where we know you'll survive 87 00:05:40,307 --> 00:05:41,990 is under Michael's nose. 88 00:05:41,992 --> 00:05:43,621 In one of his bunkers. 89 00:05:43,624 --> 00:05:45,806 He can smell a witch a mile away 90 00:05:45,809 --> 00:05:47,519 like some kind of evil truffle pig. 91 00:05:47,522 --> 00:05:49,347 He'll kill her before she can do anything. 92 00:05:49,349 --> 00:05:51,132 That's why we're going to place them both under 93 00:05:51,134 --> 00:05:52,789 an identity spell. 94 00:05:58,442 --> 00:06:02,177 You'll forget that you're witches. 95 00:06:02,179 --> 00:06:04,618 You'll forget everything you ever knew about yourselves. 96 00:06:04,621 --> 00:06:07,148 The spell will give you new identities, 97 00:06:07,150 --> 00:06:09,400 new personalities. 98 00:06:09,402 --> 00:06:12,904 Your job will be to demean Mallory. 99 00:06:12,906 --> 00:06:16,340 Make her doubt herself in order to suppress her natural powers, 100 00:06:16,342 --> 00:06:19,650 so that no one can detect her magic. 101 00:06:19,653 --> 00:06:22,280 We've modeled your new personality after Madison. 102 00:06:22,282 --> 00:06:25,299 No. No, there must be another way. 103 00:06:25,301 --> 00:06:26,935 Consider it an upgrade. 104 00:06:29,399 --> 00:06:31,615 Will my family still remember that I'm a witch? 105 00:06:31,618 --> 00:06:34,008 Your family won't be joining you. 106 00:06:36,379 --> 00:06:39,981 We have to eliminate all variables that might expose you. 107 00:06:39,983 --> 00:06:43,527 But can we just put them under a spell, too? 108 00:06:43,530 --> 00:06:46,971 Until the Apocalypse comes, yes. 109 00:06:48,341 --> 00:06:49,683 But it would be too risky 110 00:06:49,686 --> 00:06:51,409 to have them in the bunker with you. 111 00:06:51,411 --> 00:06:54,944 We'll make sure they're out of the country, 112 00:06:54,947 --> 00:06:59,299 and too far from the Outposts to make it to safety in time. 113 00:06:59,302 --> 00:07:03,171 My parents are good people and my brother is kind. 114 00:07:03,173 --> 00:07:06,174 They deserve it so much more than I do. 115 00:07:06,177 --> 00:07:07,491 I don't think I can be responsible 116 00:07:07,493 --> 00:07:09,376 for the lives of seven billion people. 117 00:07:09,379 --> 00:07:11,246 Yes, you can. 118 00:07:11,248 --> 00:07:13,393 And when the time comes, you will. 119 00:07:13,396 --> 00:07:16,200 How will I knew when that time is if I'm under a spell? 120 00:07:16,202 --> 00:07:19,137 Your powers will emerge when they are ready. 121 00:07:19,139 --> 00:07:22,207 After you cast the spell... 122 00:07:22,209 --> 00:07:23,975 will we remember you? 123 00:07:26,112 --> 00:07:27,939 Not until the spell is broken. 124 00:07:27,942 --> 00:07:30,548 And by then, we all might be piles of ash. 125 00:07:32,101 --> 00:07:33,301 So this is good-bye. 126 00:07:35,372 --> 00:07:37,138 Gather around, witches. 127 00:07:42,245 --> 00:07:44,591 And so it falls to us 128 00:07:44,594 --> 00:07:47,181 to save mankind from itself. 129 00:07:47,183 --> 00:07:49,367 And yes, some of us will die, 130 00:07:49,369 --> 00:07:51,820 but you two will live. 131 00:07:51,823 --> 00:07:53,789 So the Coven will live on. 132 00:07:53,792 --> 00:07:55,826 So the world will live on. 133 00:07:55,829 --> 00:07:58,041 - You ready? - No. 134 00:08:02,349 --> 00:08:05,033 How could I be mean to you? 135 00:08:05,035 --> 00:08:07,368 You've taught me everything I know. 136 00:08:07,370 --> 00:08:10,038 You saved my life. 137 00:08:10,040 --> 00:08:12,332 You are my best friend, Mallory, 138 00:08:12,335 --> 00:08:14,209 and I am so sorry 139 00:08:14,211 --> 00:08:16,679 for whatever comes out of my mouth on the other side. 140 00:08:16,682 --> 00:08:18,213 It's okay. 141 00:08:18,215 --> 00:08:20,317 I know you won't mean it. 142 00:08:20,320 --> 00:08:24,334 And spell or no spell, I'd never let anything bad happen to you. 143 00:08:24,337 --> 00:08:28,239 If the world's gonna end, at least we'll be together. 144 00:08:34,347 --> 00:08:37,148 Okay. 145 00:08:37,150 --> 00:08:39,067 Please sit. 146 00:09:10,700 --> 00:09:14,518 Memoria unda temporis est, 147 00:09:14,521 --> 00:09:17,237 memoria unda 148 00:09:17,239 --> 00:09:20,745 temporis est, 149 00:09:20,748 --> 00:09:22,976 memoria unda 150 00:09:22,979 --> 00:09:26,113 temporis est, 151 00:09:26,115 --> 00:09:28,049 memoria unda 152 00:09:28,051 --> 00:09:31,035 temporis est, 153 00:09:31,037 --> 00:09:32,635 memoria unda 154 00:09:32,638 --> 00:09:35,372 temporis est. 155 00:09:59,448 --> 00:10:01,399 Hello! Driver lady, can you please 156 00:10:01,401 --> 00:10:02,916 put the windows up? 157 00:10:02,919 --> 00:10:04,543 God, I've asked her, like, ten times, 158 00:10:04,546 --> 00:10:05,616 and she keeps ignoring me. 159 00:10:05,619 --> 00:10:07,270 You're gonna have to just push lunch. 160 00:10:07,273 --> 00:10:08,940 It's gonna take him at least two hours 161 00:10:08,942 --> 00:10:11,241 to fix this Phil Spector "trial wig" look. 162 00:10:11,243 --> 00:10:13,210 We only booked for an hour. Please don't make me 163 00:10:13,212 --> 00:10:14,803 call them again, Coco. Mr. Gallant 164 00:10:14,806 --> 00:10:16,672 is the most exclusive stylist in Beverly Hills. 165 00:10:16,675 --> 00:10:18,378 I had to grovel just to get this appointment. 166 00:10:18,380 --> 00:10:21,605 Jesus, Mallory, I really can't do both of our jobs. 167 00:10:22,885 --> 00:10:25,104 - Are you okay? - God. 168 00:10:25,107 --> 00:10:27,294 All right, ladies, we're here. 169 00:10:33,049 --> 00:10:37,034 Don't forget to rate me five stars. Please. 170 00:10:37,036 --> 00:10:39,203 Jesus Christ. 171 00:10:53,035 --> 00:10:55,203 - Okay... - Coco, yes? 172 00:10:55,206 --> 00:10:57,388 Hi. Welcome, bubbeleh. 173 00:10:57,390 --> 00:10:59,313 - Thank you. Mwa. Mwa. - Hi. 174 00:10:59,316 --> 00:11:01,425 I'm always thrilled to meet my newest muse. 175 00:11:01,428 --> 00:11:03,209 I'm gonna need you to clear your afternoon. 176 00:11:03,212 --> 00:11:06,012 - Have you seen my head? Ugh! - Oh, honey, 177 00:11:06,015 --> 00:11:08,132 a thousand apologies, but my afternoon is spoken for, 178 00:11:08,134 --> 00:11:10,067 and I never cancel on long-time clients. 179 00:11:10,069 --> 00:11:12,069 Okay, well... 180 00:11:12,071 --> 00:11:13,237 charge me double, 181 00:11:13,239 --> 00:11:15,159 and consider yourself on retainer. 182 00:11:17,343 --> 00:11:20,456 So, who do we have to blame for this? 183 00:11:20,459 --> 00:11:22,079 My crosshairs are on 184 00:11:22,081 --> 00:11:25,233 the literal worst Uber driver in SoCal. 185 00:11:25,235 --> 00:11:27,100 Bitch. 186 00:11:27,102 --> 00:11:29,591 I'm not gonna lie, she did a number on you, but... 187 00:11:29,594 --> 00:11:32,306 it's nothing my avocado-based moisturizing milk can't fix. 188 00:11:34,443 --> 00:11:37,244 But I'm sorry, Coco, I'm just not gonna be able 189 00:11:37,246 --> 00:11:39,247 to work my magic with this little church mouse 190 00:11:39,249 --> 00:11:41,332 hovering over your shoulder. 191 00:11:41,334 --> 00:11:43,133 That's my assistant, Mallory. 192 00:11:43,135 --> 00:11:44,858 Who should be out getting me 193 00:11:44,861 --> 00:11:48,338 my hazelnut macchiato at exactly 120 degrees. 194 00:11:48,341 --> 00:11:51,142 Sorry, Coco. My bad. Ten minutes, ten minutes. 195 00:11:51,144 --> 00:11:53,311 Okay. 196 00:11:53,313 --> 00:11:55,671 So, what are we thinking... Are we thinking bangs, 197 00:11:55,674 --> 00:11:57,904 - maybe something asymmetrical? - I don't even care, 198 00:11:57,907 --> 00:12:00,133 as long as I don't look like a tornado survivor. 199 00:12:00,136 --> 00:12:03,003 You shouldn't even be here. 200 00:12:03,005 --> 00:12:04,372 Excuse me? 201 00:12:04,374 --> 00:12:06,683 It's a complete waste of time. 202 00:12:06,686 --> 00:12:08,375 No offense to your stylist, but... 203 00:12:08,378 --> 00:12:10,912 you can't improve on perfection. 204 00:12:20,005 --> 00:12:21,549 A bowl of Moroccan Harira 205 00:12:21,552 --> 00:12:25,209 is the perfect thing to fortify the soul. 206 00:12:25,211 --> 00:12:28,078 No, thank you, Myrtle. I'm not hungry. 207 00:12:28,080 --> 00:12:30,280 I want permission to burn a witch. 208 00:12:30,282 --> 00:12:32,233 The only reason to burn a witch 209 00:12:32,235 --> 00:12:35,934 is if said witch causes grievous harm to another. 210 00:12:35,937 --> 00:12:38,772 What if she helped to destroy the entire coven? 211 00:12:39,649 --> 00:12:40,648 Who? 212 00:12:40,651 --> 00:12:42,042 Dinah Stevens. 213 00:12:42,045 --> 00:12:44,044 She has a new talk show on TV. 214 00:12:44,046 --> 00:12:46,179 I saw the ad on the side of a bus. 215 00:12:46,181 --> 00:12:49,000 There is no way that bitch could get a show on television 216 00:12:49,002 --> 00:12:50,761 without selling her soul to the devil. 217 00:12:50,764 --> 00:12:53,524 Double-crossing us was her way to get a ticket to the Outpost. 218 00:12:53,527 --> 00:12:56,372 - It doesn't matter. - Of course it matters. 219 00:12:56,375 --> 00:12:58,242 We have to clear the rot. 220 00:12:58,244 --> 00:13:00,920 Madison, you get the gasoline, I'll get the wood. 221 00:13:00,923 --> 00:13:03,585 No. We cannot afford to do anything 222 00:13:03,588 --> 00:13:05,754 that might alert Michael to our plan. 223 00:13:05,757 --> 00:13:09,103 Delia, she will be a danger to our girls! 224 00:13:09,105 --> 00:13:11,305 Dinah has never seen them. 225 00:13:11,307 --> 00:13:13,549 Our identity spell is more powerful 226 00:13:13,552 --> 00:13:16,427 than anything that voodoo queen could penetrate. 227 00:13:18,247 --> 00:13:20,584 I want her safe and sound 228 00:13:20,587 --> 00:13:23,066 until we are ready 229 00:13:23,068 --> 00:13:24,936 to make her pay. 230 00:13:36,102 --> 00:13:39,444 Sometimes I feel like there's someone buried inside me, 231 00:13:39,447 --> 00:13:41,808 someone trying to claw their way out. 232 00:13:41,811 --> 00:13:44,363 Who? 233 00:13:44,366 --> 00:13:46,676 I don't know. I just want to go. 234 00:13:49,045 --> 00:13:50,686 - Let me go. - Don't be afraid, Mallory. 235 00:13:50,689 --> 00:13:52,056 I'm offering you a chance to live. 236 00:13:52,059 --> 00:13:53,893 I said let me go! 237 00:14:13,027 --> 00:14:14,201 Who are you? 238 00:14:45,100 --> 00:14:47,100 Well, that sucked ass. 239 00:14:47,102 --> 00:14:49,102 I had worms crawling up my nose 240 00:14:49,104 --> 00:14:51,238 and God knows where else. 241 00:14:51,240 --> 00:14:53,107 How long have we been buried down there? 242 00:14:53,109 --> 00:14:54,497 Oh, I don't know. 243 00:14:54,500 --> 00:14:58,028 A year, maybe two. 244 00:14:58,031 --> 00:15:00,907 The healing properties of Louisiana swamp mud, dear. 245 00:15:05,170 --> 00:15:06,370 Delia... 246 00:15:06,372 --> 00:15:08,906 you felt it, too. 247 00:15:09,975 --> 00:15:11,275 It's time. 248 00:15:51,283 --> 00:15:52,900 Find our sisters. 249 00:16:11,170 --> 00:16:13,270 - I don't know what's going on. - Poor dear. 250 00:16:13,272 --> 00:16:15,435 To be raised up and released from an identity spell 251 00:16:15,438 --> 00:16:17,274 at the same moment. 252 00:16:17,276 --> 00:16:20,010 Can someone please tell me what's going on? 253 00:16:20,012 --> 00:16:21,978 What do you mean, identity spell? 254 00:16:21,980 --> 00:16:24,215 We placed it on you for your protection. 255 00:16:24,217 --> 00:16:26,099 Coco, too. 256 00:16:26,101 --> 00:16:29,169 It kept you from knowing your true self. 257 00:16:29,171 --> 00:16:30,237 Why? 258 00:16:30,239 --> 00:16:33,040 Because you're special, Mallory. 259 00:16:33,042 --> 00:16:35,976 And we need you. We need all of you. 260 00:16:35,978 --> 00:16:38,249 You're on your own with that shit. 261 00:16:38,252 --> 00:16:40,534 I'm not here to defeat anyone. 262 00:16:40,537 --> 00:16:42,966 How can any of you defeat me... 263 00:16:42,968 --> 00:16:45,202 when I've already won? 264 00:16:45,204 --> 00:16:47,337 You haven't won. 265 00:16:47,339 --> 00:16:49,443 Perhaps you haven't noticed the state of the world. 266 00:16:49,446 --> 00:16:51,837 It's almost as bad as your dinner jacket. 267 00:16:51,840 --> 00:16:53,940 But at least the world can be saved. 268 00:16:53,943 --> 00:16:55,043 By you? 269 00:16:55,046 --> 00:16:57,346 - By all of us. - Hey. 270 00:16:57,349 --> 00:17:00,300 Get the wax out of your ears. I'm here to watch. 271 00:17:00,302 --> 00:17:02,002 But I'm not. 272 00:17:04,810 --> 00:17:06,400 Just don't let me die again, okay? 273 00:17:06,403 --> 00:17:07,975 It really sucked the first time. 274 00:17:07,977 --> 00:17:09,276 When I'm done, 275 00:17:09,278 --> 00:17:11,245 you'll all wish you were still dead. 276 00:17:11,247 --> 00:17:13,413 I always thought the world would end with fire and ice, 277 00:17:13,415 --> 00:17:15,373 not witches and warlocks. 278 00:17:15,376 --> 00:17:17,935 The seventh seal has been broken. 279 00:17:17,937 --> 00:17:20,244 Wormwood has fallen from the sky 280 00:17:20,247 --> 00:17:22,372 and turned the rivers to blood and fire. 281 00:17:22,374 --> 00:17:25,006 The bottomless pit has been opened 282 00:17:25,009 --> 00:17:29,145 and my swarms of locusts and scorpions have ravaged humanity. 283 00:17:29,148 --> 00:17:32,615 The world has been remade in my father's image. 284 00:17:32,618 --> 00:17:34,300 Darling... 285 00:17:34,303 --> 00:17:37,037 it seems Daddy didn't tell you the most important rule 286 00:17:37,039 --> 00:17:38,866 of bringing on the Apocalypse. 287 00:17:38,869 --> 00:17:41,308 If you want to finish the job, 288 00:17:41,310 --> 00:17:42,801 the thing you have to do first 289 00:17:42,804 --> 00:17:45,482 is get rid of all the witches. 290 00:17:45,485 --> 00:17:47,164 Big mistake. 291 00:17:47,167 --> 00:17:49,018 I could annihilate all of you in a second 292 00:17:49,021 --> 00:17:52,937 and the world would go on without missing a beat. 293 00:17:52,939 --> 00:17:55,359 You and all of your work will be forgotten 294 00:17:55,362 --> 00:17:57,340 in the rubble of the past. 295 00:17:57,342 --> 00:17:59,977 But I want to give you a future. 296 00:18:01,380 --> 00:18:04,929 Fall to your knees and accept me as your lord and savior, 297 00:18:04,932 --> 00:18:06,967 and I will bring you to the table 298 00:18:06,969 --> 00:18:09,382 as my obedient subjects. 299 00:18:13,109 --> 00:18:14,533 Imbeciles! 300 00:18:14,536 --> 00:18:18,111 Fall to your knees before the king! 301 00:18:18,113 --> 00:18:20,567 - Hail Satan! - The only way 302 00:18:20,570 --> 00:18:23,769 we would sit at your table is if your decapitated head 303 00:18:23,772 --> 00:18:25,334 were the centerpiece. 304 00:18:25,337 --> 00:18:27,971 Cordelia, 305 00:18:27,973 --> 00:18:30,007 you raised me from the dead 306 00:18:30,010 --> 00:18:33,314 so that you would have the power of voodoo 307 00:18:33,317 --> 00:18:35,679 on your side. 308 00:18:35,682 --> 00:18:38,997 But if you know anything about who I am, 309 00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:43,236 you know that the only choice I'd pick 310 00:18:43,239 --> 00:18:45,973 would be the winner. 311 00:18:46,989 --> 00:18:49,242 You're half right, Dinah. 312 00:18:49,245 --> 00:18:51,344 She needed the help 313 00:18:51,346 --> 00:18:54,797 of a powerful voodoo queen. 314 00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:58,300 But that ain't you, sis. 315 00:18:58,303 --> 00:19:02,272 LaLAURIE: Oh, God, no more. Have mercy! 316 00:19:02,274 --> 00:19:06,143 No more cruelty for my babies. 317 00:19:06,145 --> 00:19:09,146 You're a monster! 318 00:19:09,148 --> 00:19:12,299 Yes, I sinned. I gave no quarter. 319 00:19:12,301 --> 00:19:15,102 But even when I was killing that bastard, 320 00:19:15,104 --> 00:19:17,460 - I kept his mammy... - Shh! 321 00:19:20,208 --> 00:19:23,243 What do you want? 322 00:19:23,245 --> 00:19:25,507 Papa Legba told me to tell you 323 00:19:25,510 --> 00:19:28,131 you are a pain in his ass. 324 00:19:28,133 --> 00:19:30,934 Apparently your work has been subpar. 325 00:19:32,137 --> 00:19:34,838 You have no heart for torture, Marie Laveau. 326 00:19:36,358 --> 00:19:39,310 So I made him an offer I knew he couldn't refuse. 327 00:19:41,313 --> 00:19:43,146 To release me from hell, 328 00:19:43,148 --> 00:19:46,933 Cordelia promised Papa Legba... 329 00:19:46,935 --> 00:19:49,102 the darkest and most corrupt 330 00:19:49,104 --> 00:19:51,549 voodoo queen's soul for mine. 331 00:19:51,552 --> 00:19:53,306 You'll serve him well 332 00:19:53,308 --> 00:19:55,208 in my place. 333 00:19:55,210 --> 00:19:59,079 You're a fool, Marie Laveau. 334 00:19:59,081 --> 00:20:02,668 You would have done no different if you were queen. 335 00:20:02,671 --> 00:20:03,834 No! 336 00:20:11,010 --> 00:20:13,482 Out with the trash. 337 00:20:13,485 --> 00:20:17,280 Give Papa my regards. 338 00:20:25,969 --> 00:20:27,141 Ms. Mead? 339 00:20:36,233 --> 00:20:41,004 ? Daisy, Daisy ? 340 00:20:41,007 --> 00:20:44,572 ? Give me your answer do ? 341 00:20:47,178 --> 00:20:50,070 ? I'm half ? 342 00:20:50,073 --> 00:20:53,197 ? Crazy ? 343 00:20:53,200 --> 00:20:56,899 ? All for the love of ? 344 00:20:56,902 --> 00:20:58,903 ? You... ? 345 00:21:02,010 --> 00:21:03,570 You. 346 00:21:07,288 --> 00:21:09,139 Madison! 347 00:21:12,071 --> 00:21:14,542 Sorry about your little toy... 348 00:21:14,545 --> 00:21:16,078 bitch. 349 00:21:38,186 --> 00:21:39,515 My goodness. 350 00:21:39,518 --> 00:21:40,795 Smooth as silk. 351 00:21:47,820 --> 00:21:49,686 A personal item. 352 00:21:49,689 --> 00:21:51,054 Remember, dear... 353 00:21:51,057 --> 00:21:53,209 Focus on it. 354 00:21:53,212 --> 00:21:57,313 Use it to locate a time and place early in Michael's life. 355 00:21:57,315 --> 00:21:59,299 - Shed the ego. - Shed the ego. 356 00:21:59,301 --> 00:22:02,035 Disengage from this realm. 357 00:22:02,037 --> 00:22:04,104 Place myself there 358 00:22:04,106 --> 00:22:06,106 and say the words. 359 00:22:06,108 --> 00:22:08,274 Tempus Infinituum. 360 00:22:08,276 --> 00:22:10,376 That's our girl. 361 00:22:10,378 --> 00:22:13,079 Bullets alone won't kill him. 362 00:22:13,081 --> 00:22:14,615 He's become too powerful. 363 00:22:14,618 --> 00:22:15,999 We have to find a place 364 00:22:16,001 --> 00:22:18,335 to cast the spell before he wakes up. 365 00:22:18,337 --> 00:22:20,394 I'll hold him off as long as I can. 366 00:22:22,740 --> 00:22:24,040 You've got this. 367 00:22:24,042 --> 00:22:26,142 Go. Go! 368 00:22:26,144 --> 00:22:28,178 Come on. 369 00:22:36,038 --> 00:22:38,758 I should have been on that plane! 370 00:22:39,973 --> 00:22:41,542 Mallory! 371 00:22:47,383 --> 00:22:49,199 What have you done, you cretin?! 372 00:22:49,201 --> 00:22:51,531 It's payback, bitch. I serve it cold. 373 00:22:51,534 --> 00:22:53,971 I like it hot! Ignis. 374 00:23:13,976 --> 00:23:16,176 Oh, fuck. 375 00:23:16,178 --> 00:23:18,979 I guess it's back to retail. 376 00:23:38,283 --> 00:23:40,203 Balneum infinitum. 377 00:24:18,273 --> 00:24:19,650 He's coming! 378 00:24:21,335 --> 00:24:22,669 Get her out of here! 379 00:24:23,378 --> 00:24:24,595 No matter what happens, 380 00:24:24,598 --> 00:24:26,114 it's better than where I was. 381 00:24:47,102 --> 00:24:49,402 You will not pass. 382 00:24:52,308 --> 00:24:56,726 You're dealing with the HBIC now. 383 00:24:56,729 --> 00:24:59,914 You really think your stupid voodoo spells can stop me? 384 00:25:04,069 --> 00:25:06,203 Is that all you've got? 385 00:25:09,141 --> 00:25:11,308 Not exactly. 386 00:25:13,652 --> 00:25:16,078 Die again, fuck face! 387 00:25:24,939 --> 00:25:27,975 Normally, that'd work. 388 00:25:35,367 --> 00:25:37,496 But I'm nothing like normal. 389 00:25:57,138 --> 00:25:59,377 MYRTLE and CORDELIA: Balneum infinitum. 390 00:25:59,380 --> 00:26:02,106 Dona salui conductus. 391 00:26:02,177 --> 00:26:04,311 Dona salui conductus. 392 00:26:04,313 --> 00:26:06,313 Balneum infinitum. 393 00:26:06,315 --> 00:26:09,065 Dona salui conductus. 394 00:26:09,067 --> 00:26:10,867 Don... 395 00:26:10,869 --> 00:26:13,169 Come on, Mallory, please. 396 00:26:13,171 --> 00:26:16,192 Please. Mallory, come on, come on. 397 00:26:16,195 --> 00:26:18,161 Look at me, look at me. You can do this. 398 00:26:18,164 --> 00:26:20,121 You can do this. 399 00:26:20,211 --> 00:26:23,013 You can do this. 400 00:26:23,015 --> 00:26:24,780 It's not working. It... 401 00:26:24,783 --> 00:26:27,032 it's not working. She's not strong enough. 402 00:26:28,036 --> 00:26:29,235 I'm sorry, Cordelia. 403 00:26:29,237 --> 00:26:31,170 It's okay, it's okay, it's okay. 404 00:26:31,172 --> 00:26:32,671 Look at me. No, no, no, no, no, 405 00:26:32,674 --> 00:26:35,073 no, no, no, no, no. Come on, come on. 406 00:26:37,379 --> 00:26:40,313 Come on. Come on. 407 00:26:48,306 --> 00:26:51,226 It appears as though we're fucked, my dear. 408 00:27:00,468 --> 00:27:02,825 I love you. 409 00:27:13,381 --> 00:27:16,082 How did you think this would end? 410 00:27:16,084 --> 00:27:18,101 Prophecy is inevitable. 411 00:27:18,103 --> 00:27:21,071 I was always going to win... 412 00:27:21,073 --> 00:27:22,476 Miss Supreme. 413 00:27:23,341 --> 00:27:25,308 Not on your own. 414 00:27:25,310 --> 00:27:27,276 You've been led by the hand, 415 00:27:27,278 --> 00:27:29,212 coddled, the entire way. 416 00:27:29,214 --> 00:27:32,715 By your father, the warlocks. 417 00:27:32,718 --> 00:27:35,967 I look at you and I don't see a man. 418 00:27:35,970 --> 00:27:39,534 I see a sad, scared little boy 419 00:27:39,537 --> 00:27:41,434 so pathetic he couldn't even kill me 420 00:27:41,437 --> 00:27:43,503 with a thousand nuclear bombs. 421 00:27:43,506 --> 00:27:45,717 But I never expected to. 422 00:27:45,720 --> 00:27:49,331 Like a cockroach, I knew you'd survive the nuclear fallout. 423 00:27:49,334 --> 00:27:51,201 I wanted you to. 424 00:27:51,203 --> 00:27:53,236 And now I'm gonna have the satisfaction 425 00:27:53,238 --> 00:27:54,271 of watching you die, 426 00:27:54,273 --> 00:27:55,675 knowing you failed. 427 00:27:55,678 --> 00:27:58,039 You still don't get it, do you? 428 00:27:58,042 --> 00:27:59,209 Even now. 429 00:27:59,211 --> 00:28:02,670 You think there's only winning and losing, 430 00:28:02,673 --> 00:28:05,348 success and failure. 431 00:28:05,350 --> 00:28:09,895 But failure is when you've lost any semblance of hope. 432 00:28:09,898 --> 00:28:12,171 You will get to watch me die, 433 00:28:12,174 --> 00:28:14,908 but you won't find it satisfying. 434 00:28:19,380 --> 00:28:23,299 Satan has one son, 435 00:28:23,301 --> 00:28:26,937 but my sisters are legion, motherfucker. 436 00:28:30,341 --> 00:28:31,618 Cordelia! 437 00:28:50,411 --> 00:28:53,180 Tempus Infinituum! 438 00:28:54,949 --> 00:28:56,777 No! 439 00:29:28,050 --> 00:29:30,210 Michael. 440 00:29:46,935 --> 00:29:49,068 Tell me something, Michael. 441 00:29:49,070 --> 00:29:50,904 Do you have to kill 442 00:29:50,906 --> 00:29:53,626 every single living creature 443 00:29:53,629 --> 00:29:56,242 that crosses your path? 444 00:29:56,244 --> 00:29:58,978 Could you maybe just maim one? 445 00:29:58,980 --> 00:30:02,265 Or how about this for a novel idea: 446 00:30:02,267 --> 00:30:05,935 if they are causing you distress, 447 00:30:05,937 --> 00:30:08,137 why don't you just 448 00:30:08,139 --> 00:30:11,073 politely ask them to leave? 449 00:30:12,210 --> 00:30:14,271 He kept shoving his cross in my face 450 00:30:14,274 --> 00:30:16,029 and speaking Latin. 451 00:30:16,031 --> 00:30:18,432 The words were burning my ears. 452 00:30:18,435 --> 00:30:20,967 Now, I know 453 00:30:20,969 --> 00:30:23,303 that I am far from perfect. 454 00:30:23,305 --> 00:30:27,763 And I know that I have had my fair share of failures, 455 00:30:27,766 --> 00:30:29,910 raising children. 456 00:30:31,384 --> 00:30:34,079 But I am done 457 00:30:34,082 --> 00:30:36,332 taking the blame 458 00:30:36,334 --> 00:30:39,202 for the horror and misery 459 00:30:39,204 --> 00:30:43,005 that you keep bringing in this house. 460 00:30:43,007 --> 00:30:44,941 I'm sorry. 461 00:30:44,944 --> 00:30:47,319 I-I won't do it again. I'm... 462 00:30:47,322 --> 00:30:50,246 I promise. 463 00:30:50,261 --> 00:30:54,013 I don't know why I keep doing what I'm doing. 464 00:30:55,037 --> 00:30:57,971 I-I need help. 465 00:30:57,973 --> 00:30:59,972 I'm just a child. 466 00:30:59,974 --> 00:31:02,141 No, you are not a child. 467 00:31:02,143 --> 00:31:05,245 My grandson is a child. 468 00:31:07,048 --> 00:31:09,744 And I see his eyes in your eyes, 469 00:31:09,747 --> 00:31:13,554 and I hear the remnant of his sweet voice 470 00:31:13,557 --> 00:31:15,397 in your throat. 471 00:31:16,274 --> 00:31:18,174 But you are not him. 472 00:31:18,176 --> 00:31:20,877 Now, you may have somehow claimed his bed, 473 00:31:20,879 --> 00:31:23,913 but you are not... him! 474 00:31:27,202 --> 00:31:29,101 Please don't be mad. 475 00:31:29,103 --> 00:31:31,871 You have made a fool of me this entire time, 476 00:31:31,873 --> 00:31:34,040 treating me like the help. 477 00:31:34,042 --> 00:31:37,683 All the buried rodents and the murdered nannies. 478 00:31:37,686 --> 00:31:39,422 And I went along with it, 479 00:31:39,425 --> 00:31:42,412 thinking it was just a phase that you were going through. 480 00:31:42,415 --> 00:31:44,166 But this is not a phase. 481 00:31:44,168 --> 00:31:47,269 This is who you are! 482 00:31:47,271 --> 00:31:49,906 And it's only gonna get worse. 483 00:31:49,908 --> 00:31:52,108 But I swear to God, 484 00:31:52,110 --> 00:31:56,913 it is not going to happen in my house. 485 00:31:58,183 --> 00:32:00,199 What do you mean? 486 00:32:00,201 --> 00:32:02,201 Get out! 487 00:32:02,203 --> 00:32:05,438 Get out. I don't care where you go. 488 00:32:05,440 --> 00:32:09,595 You can sleep on a park bench or under an overpass. 489 00:32:09,598 --> 00:32:12,011 I don't care! 490 00:32:12,013 --> 00:32:13,381 Please don't be mad. 491 00:32:13,384 --> 00:32:15,865 Please. I'll change. I promise. 492 00:32:15,867 --> 00:32:18,301 I don't want you! 493 00:32:18,303 --> 00:32:21,558 Get out! Get out! Get out! Get out! 494 00:32:21,561 --> 00:32:24,085 Don't you ever come back. 495 00:32:35,069 --> 00:32:36,869 Go ahead, do it. 496 00:32:36,871 --> 00:32:39,400 Put me out of my misery. 497 00:32:47,282 --> 00:32:49,365 But... 498 00:32:49,367 --> 00:32:52,435 but you won't, will you? 499 00:32:52,437 --> 00:32:55,304 Because you're a coward. 500 00:32:55,306 --> 00:32:57,139 And deep down inside, 501 00:32:57,141 --> 00:32:59,006 you know it. 502 00:34:23,311 --> 00:34:26,212 I... I'm scared. 503 00:34:29,967 --> 00:34:31,167 Oh... 504 00:34:34,239 --> 00:34:37,306 Take me... 505 00:34:37,308 --> 00:34:40,210 to the hou-house. 506 00:34:43,114 --> 00:34:45,014 I can be with you. 507 00:34:47,335 --> 00:34:49,102 Forever. 508 00:34:55,209 --> 00:34:57,110 Please. 509 00:35:06,203 --> 00:35:08,104 Go to hell. 510 00:35:49,387 --> 00:35:51,780 Nothing ever truly dies. 511 00:35:51,783 --> 00:35:53,632 We are all made of energy, 512 00:35:53,634 --> 00:35:56,402 and energy can neither be created nor destroyed. 513 00:35:56,404 --> 00:36:00,406 It can only be transferred from one form to another. 514 00:36:00,408 --> 00:36:02,915 The trick is to be able to go back 515 00:36:02,918 --> 00:36:04,810 and pick the right moment in time 516 00:36:04,813 --> 00:36:06,157 and let it play out from there. 517 00:36:06,160 --> 00:36:07,714 I see you know some magic. 518 00:36:10,368 --> 00:36:12,335 Not the way you do. 519 00:36:18,509 --> 00:36:21,611 Welcome to Robichaux Academy. 520 00:36:21,613 --> 00:36:24,513 Oh. 521 00:36:24,515 --> 00:36:26,466 You're a hugger. 522 00:36:26,468 --> 00:36:29,335 - Sorry. - No, that's all right. 523 00:36:29,337 --> 00:36:31,403 I'm Cordelia. 524 00:36:31,405 --> 00:36:33,572 I'm Mallory. 525 00:36:33,574 --> 00:36:35,341 It's nice to meet you, Mallory. 526 00:36:47,086 --> 00:36:48,485 Have we met? 527 00:36:48,488 --> 00:36:51,322 I guess I just have one of those faces. 528 00:36:53,712 --> 00:36:55,712 Huh. 529 00:36:55,714 --> 00:36:59,185 So... 530 00:36:59,188 --> 00:37:01,121 how did you find your way to us? 531 00:37:01,124 --> 00:37:04,702 I saw you on TV and somehow knew this was where I needed to be. 532 00:37:04,705 --> 00:37:07,110 My parents caught me floating in my sleep, 533 00:37:07,113 --> 00:37:09,608 and now they think I'm some type of devil worshipper. 534 00:37:09,611 --> 00:37:12,072 Maybe we can be your new home. 535 00:37:12,075 --> 00:37:14,414 - Would you like that? - Very much. 536 00:37:14,416 --> 00:37:16,565 No one knows who I am at Robichaux, 537 00:37:16,567 --> 00:37:18,567 but I remember all my sisters. 538 00:37:18,569 --> 00:37:20,570 They never knew what happened... 539 00:37:20,572 --> 00:37:22,203 That the world had been destroyed 540 00:37:22,206 --> 00:37:23,670 and their lives had all ended. 541 00:37:23,673 --> 00:37:26,508 Everything is as it should be. 542 00:37:26,511 --> 00:37:29,787 Zoe is alive and well, teaching the next generation of witches. 543 00:37:29,790 --> 00:37:32,448 But there were others who would be missed. 544 00:37:32,450 --> 00:37:34,277 This is Myrtle Snow. 545 00:37:34,280 --> 00:37:35,848 Without the threat of Armageddon, 546 00:37:35,850 --> 00:37:36,901 Cordelia had no reason 547 00:37:36,904 --> 00:37:38,637 to bring back her beloved advisor. 548 00:37:38,639 --> 00:37:41,274 And she's the greatest witch I've ever known. 549 00:37:41,276 --> 00:37:43,276 Our coven wouldn't have flourished 550 00:37:43,278 --> 00:37:44,652 if it weren't for her wisdom. 551 00:37:44,655 --> 00:37:46,612 She made me who I am. 552 00:37:48,682 --> 00:37:51,432 I think you would have liked her. 553 00:37:51,435 --> 00:37:53,569 I know I would. 554 00:37:53,571 --> 00:37:55,704 Come on. 555 00:37:57,775 --> 00:38:00,032 - Guess who's going to Hollywood. - You are. 556 00:38:00,035 --> 00:38:02,011 Yes. I just got my tickets 557 00:38:02,014 --> 00:38:05,003 for The Price is Right 'cause it's Plinko all day, ho. 558 00:38:05,006 --> 00:38:07,736 And I found a really cute hotel. 559 00:38:07,739 --> 00:38:10,737 It's, like, old, but it's just been renovated, 560 00:38:10,740 --> 00:38:13,211 - and it's downtown. It's kind of... - No. 561 00:38:13,674 --> 00:38:15,641 I know I don't know you well, but... 562 00:38:15,643 --> 00:38:17,131 you don't want to stay downtown. 563 00:38:17,134 --> 00:38:18,709 Who's this? 564 00:38:18,712 --> 00:38:20,679 Hi. I'm Mallory. 565 00:38:20,681 --> 00:38:22,281 Queenie. 566 00:38:22,283 --> 00:38:25,368 This is Mallory, and it's her first day. 567 00:38:25,370 --> 00:38:27,903 - Ah. Welcome. - I've just heard 568 00:38:27,906 --> 00:38:29,671 the traffic in L.A. is brutal, 569 00:38:29,673 --> 00:38:32,022 and it would take you over an hour to get to the beach. 570 00:38:32,025 --> 00:38:33,782 Right, yeah. Uh... 571 00:38:33,785 --> 00:38:36,478 I'm not gonna fly 2,000 miles just to see highway. 572 00:38:36,480 --> 00:38:38,867 I guess I'll stay in Venice. Be better. 573 00:38:38,870 --> 00:38:40,897 It's strange, knowing you have the power 574 00:38:40,900 --> 00:38:43,268 to alter someone else's fate. 575 00:38:43,271 --> 00:38:45,571 I know where Madison is. 576 00:38:45,573 --> 00:38:49,542 We'll have to go to Hell and bring her back. 577 00:38:49,544 --> 00:38:51,876 But she can sweat it out a little longer. 578 00:39:01,706 --> 00:39:04,573 Hi, bitches. 579 00:39:04,575 --> 00:39:06,575 Nan? 580 00:39:06,577 --> 00:39:08,711 Because I killed the spawn of Satan, 581 00:39:08,713 --> 00:39:10,513 I got blazing street cred 582 00:39:10,515 --> 00:39:12,715 with the demons of the underworld. 583 00:39:12,717 --> 00:39:15,534 Misty? 584 00:39:15,536 --> 00:39:18,570 Oh, my... Oh, my... 585 00:39:18,572 --> 00:39:20,439 How can this be? 586 00:39:20,441 --> 00:39:23,609 Guess everyone hates their boss, even in Hell. 587 00:39:23,611 --> 00:39:25,377 Everybody wanted to do me a favor. 588 00:39:25,379 --> 00:39:27,646 You're back. 589 00:39:27,648 --> 00:39:29,499 How can this be possible? 590 00:39:29,501 --> 00:39:31,634 How is it possible? 591 00:39:31,636 --> 00:39:34,736 Oh, Ms. Cordelia. 592 00:39:34,738 --> 00:39:38,574 I never thought I'd escape my personal hell. 593 00:39:38,576 --> 00:39:40,596 And then this one, 594 00:39:40,599 --> 00:39:42,036 she showed up 595 00:39:42,039 --> 00:39:43,905 with the voodoo demon. 596 00:39:43,908 --> 00:39:45,944 Took my hand 597 00:39:45,947 --> 00:39:48,080 and guided me home. 598 00:39:48,083 --> 00:39:50,469 I'm Papa's favorite. He's my boo. 599 00:39:50,472 --> 00:39:51,902 He sends me on errands. 600 00:39:51,905 --> 00:39:54,640 - I have to go now. - Wait, wait, Nan. 601 00:39:54,642 --> 00:39:56,991 - Where are you going? - Back to Papa. 602 00:39:56,994 --> 00:39:59,678 I like it down there. Papa lets me play. 603 00:39:59,680 --> 00:40:01,446 I-I don't understand. 604 00:40:01,448 --> 00:40:02,681 You're not supposed to. 605 00:40:02,683 --> 00:40:04,333 Just say thank you. 606 00:40:11,409 --> 00:40:13,542 Misty. 607 00:40:13,544 --> 00:40:15,703 I would like you to meet 608 00:40:15,706 --> 00:40:17,746 an exceptional young witch. 609 00:40:17,748 --> 00:40:20,633 This is Mallory. 610 00:40:20,635 --> 00:40:22,602 - Hi. - Hi. 611 00:40:25,339 --> 00:40:27,340 I'm pleased to make your acquaintance. 612 00:40:27,342 --> 00:40:28,802 It's great to meet you, Misty. 613 00:40:28,805 --> 00:40:31,146 I'm sure you two have a lot to catch up on. 614 00:40:33,381 --> 00:40:36,448 Oh. 615 00:40:36,450 --> 00:40:38,601 The battle between good and evil never ends. 616 00:40:38,604 --> 00:40:39,714 How I've missed you. 617 00:40:39,717 --> 00:40:41,789 The Devil isn't just going to give up. 618 00:40:41,792 --> 00:40:43,459 I was ever so lost. 619 00:40:43,462 --> 00:40:45,166 And in changing the past, 620 00:40:45,169 --> 00:40:47,476 a part of me will always wonder 621 00:40:47,478 --> 00:40:49,779 what it truly means for the future. 622 00:40:52,416 --> 00:40:54,576 Know who's forced to pick those beans! 623 00:40:54,579 --> 00:40:56,820 Unpaid little kids and teens! 624 00:40:56,823 --> 00:40:58,316 Hi, um, would you be willing 625 00:40:58,319 --> 00:40:59,837 to sign our petition for child labor? 626 00:40:59,840 --> 00:41:03,809 - Oh, shit. - Oh, my God. 627 00:41:03,811 --> 00:41:06,845 I'm so sorry. I didn't see you. 628 00:41:08,783 --> 00:41:10,878 I'm sorry. 629 00:41:10,881 --> 00:41:11,980 Is it bad? 630 00:41:14,672 --> 00:41:16,339 Uh, it's... 631 00:41:16,341 --> 00:41:17,673 it's... 632 00:41:17,675 --> 00:41:19,393 it's okay. 633 00:41:19,396 --> 00:41:21,057 I'd be happy to buy you another coffee. 634 00:41:21,060 --> 00:41:23,412 Just... just not from here. 635 00:41:23,414 --> 00:41:25,334 What's wrong with the coffee here? 636 00:41:26,701 --> 00:41:30,502 Child labor. Habitat destruction. GMO beans. 637 00:41:30,504 --> 00:41:32,838 Look, I know a great place across campus by my dorm, 638 00:41:32,841 --> 00:41:34,835 so, for the sake of the Brazilian children, 639 00:41:34,838 --> 00:41:36,775 I'd be happy to get you a coffee from there. 640 00:41:36,777 --> 00:41:38,711 You know, I'm actually part Brazilian. 641 00:41:38,713 --> 00:41:40,713 Really? 642 00:41:40,715 --> 00:41:45,105 Yeah. According to my 23andMe, like, .07%. 643 00:41:45,108 --> 00:41:47,185 Know who's forced to pick those beans! 644 00:41:47,188 --> 00:41:48,737 Unpaid little kids and teens! 645 00:41:48,739 --> 00:41:52,441 So, for the sake of your people, sign our petition? 646 00:41:52,443 --> 00:41:56,113 I will gladly sign your petition... 647 00:41:56,116 --> 00:41:59,688 Know who's forced to pick those beans! 648 00:41:59,691 --> 00:42:02,368 ...for my replacement cup of coffee. 649 00:42:03,504 --> 00:42:05,637 It's a date. 650 00:42:05,639 --> 00:42:07,773 I'm Emily, by the way. 651 00:42:07,775 --> 00:42:11,509 Timothy. It's nice to meet someone 652 00:42:11,512 --> 00:42:13,552 who's clearly going to change the world. 653 00:42:16,292 --> 00:42:17,936 _ 654 00:42:21,539 --> 00:42:23,959 You're doing great. You're doing great, okay? 655 00:42:23,962 --> 00:42:25,707 - I can't do this. - Just breathe. 656 00:42:25,709 --> 00:42:27,442 It hurts so bad. 657 00:42:27,444 --> 00:42:29,544 I'm not ready. 658 00:42:29,546 --> 00:42:31,580 - We're not ready. - No, no, no, no, no, no. Look at me. 659 00:42:31,582 --> 00:42:33,632 Look at me. Hey. Yes. 660 00:42:33,634 --> 00:42:36,768 Yes, we are. Breathe. 661 00:42:43,279 --> 00:42:45,103 _ 662 00:42:45,106 --> 00:42:47,745 We actually had an adult conversation. 663 00:42:47,748 --> 00:42:50,251 I know. We needed it. 664 00:42:50,254 --> 00:42:52,708 I mean, who would've thought that watching a three-year-old 665 00:42:52,711 --> 00:42:55,471 would be more exhausting than ten hours at work? 666 00:42:55,473 --> 00:42:57,340 He never stops. 667 00:42:57,342 --> 00:42:59,256 He seems so angry. 668 00:42:59,259 --> 00:43:01,578 Last year we thought it was just the terrible twos. 669 00:43:01,581 --> 00:43:02,847 That's our fault. 670 00:43:02,850 --> 00:43:04,747 We should've taught him how to count. 671 00:43:21,582 --> 00:43:23,532 Oh, the AC went out again. 672 00:43:23,534 --> 00:43:26,402 It's so hot in here, I honestly dread going to bed. 673 00:43:26,404 --> 00:43:28,637 I will call the repairman. 674 00:43:33,731 --> 00:43:35,631 That's weird. 675 00:43:48,643 --> 00:43:51,711 Do you have money for the sitter? 676 00:43:51,713 --> 00:43:55,714 Uh... 677 00:43:55,716 --> 00:43:58,927 Is a, uh, ten dollar tip enough? 678 00:44:02,011 --> 00:44:03,611 Honey. 679 00:44:04,575 --> 00:44:06,375 Shit. 680 00:44:16,437 --> 00:44:18,270 Oh, my God, Devan. 681 00:44:19,406 --> 00:44:21,407 What did you do? 682 00:44:23,510 --> 00:44:25,678 Oh, my God. 683 00:44:42,442 --> 00:44:46,415 Hello. I am Anton LaVey. 684 00:44:46,417 --> 00:44:48,718 You may know me as the Black Pope. 685 00:44:48,721 --> 00:44:52,304 Oh, it's nice and hot inside. 686 00:44:53,586 --> 00:44:56,375 We've been waiting our whole lives for this. 687 00:44:56,378 --> 00:44:58,523 We're here to help. 688 00:44:58,526 --> 00:45:03,163 - Synced and corrected by VitoSilans - -- www.Addic7ed.com --