1 00:00:00,047 --> 00:00:03,155 - Previously on Crazy Ex-Girlfriend... - I still love you, Nathaniel. 2 00:00:03,180 --> 00:00:04,557 We just don't have the same 3 00:00:04,603 --> 00:00:06,804 - priorities right now. - Every time we're happy, 4 00:00:06,850 --> 00:00:08,195 you try to ruin it. 5 00:00:08,220 --> 00:00:09,718 You don't have to be a lawyer. 6 00:00:09,787 --> 00:00:11,620 There are other fields. 7 00:00:11,689 --> 00:00:13,522 That's what happy looks like. 8 00:00:13,590 --> 00:00:16,024 I'm thinking of calling it "Rebetzels." 9 00:00:16,093 --> 00:00:17,170 I'm sure you told your father 10 00:00:17,194 --> 00:00:18,927 at Tucker's seventh birthday party. 11 00:00:18,996 --> 00:00:20,140 I need to borrow some cash. 12 00:00:20,164 --> 00:00:21,596 For his son's braces? 13 00:00:21,665 --> 00:00:23,131 Here is a check for Tucker. 14 00:00:23,200 --> 00:00:24,666 Do you think I'm a bad mom? 15 00:00:24,735 --> 00:00:26,146 You're not the most attentive parent. 16 00:00:26,170 --> 00:00:27,671 Can I get a tattoo? Just a small blueprint 17 00:00:27,696 --> 00:00:29,316 - of the local prison. - Yeah, okay. 18 00:00:29,340 --> 00:00:30,806 That's bad advice, Mom. 19 00:00:30,874 --> 00:00:31,940 Brendan's my weed guy. 20 00:00:32,009 --> 00:00:33,445 I'm thinking of that great song 21 00:00:33,470 --> 00:00:35,143 from the movie Slumbered. 22 00:00:35,212 --> 00:00:38,747 ? In one indescribable instant ? 23 00:00:38,816 --> 00:00:42,284 ? The whole world falls away. ? 24 00:00:42,353 --> 00:00:43,945 Love is finding your own path. 25 00:00:43,970 --> 00:00:45,664 Oh, God. I love her. 26 00:00:45,689 --> 00:00:47,167 When you find the one you love, 27 00:00:47,191 --> 00:00:48,256 you should hold on tight. 28 00:00:48,281 --> 00:00:49,847 I got to get her back. 29 00:00:50,718 --> 00:00:54,162 ? Meet Rebecca ? 30 00:00:54,231 --> 00:00:56,665 ? She's coolest girl in the world ? 31 00:00:56,734 --> 00:00:58,984 ? Wait, wrong Rebecca ? 32 00:01:00,804 --> 00:01:02,871 ? It's this one over here ? 33 00:01:02,940 --> 00:01:04,406 ? She's spunky, she's sweet ? 34 00:01:04,475 --> 00:01:05,726 ? A generous friend ? 35 00:01:05,751 --> 00:01:08,176 ? Oh, but there she looks kind of mean ? 36 00:01:08,245 --> 00:01:09,245 ? Hmm, okay ? 37 00:01:09,279 --> 00:01:10,712 ? She's snarky, sarcastic ? 38 00:01:10,781 --> 00:01:11,980 ? And a... What? ? 39 00:01:12,049 --> 00:01:13,548 ? You know, we're not really seeing ? 40 00:01:13,617 --> 00:01:15,884 ? A common theme ? 41 00:01:15,953 --> 00:01:17,312 ? Meet Rebecca ? 42 00:01:18,689 --> 00:01:21,556 ? She's too hard to summarize ? 43 00:01:21,625 --> 00:01:24,843 ? So, let's go back to other Rebecca. ? 44 00:01:24,868 --> 00:01:27,867 I think I'm a fork. Uh-oh! 45 00:01:27,891 --> 00:01:29,975 -- Synced and corrected by ChrisKe -- -- www.addic7ed.com -- 46 00:01:30,484 --> 00:01:31,700 I hate you! 47 00:01:31,769 --> 00:01:33,640 You're the worst mom ever! 48 00:01:47,205 --> 00:01:48,137 Hey, Tucker. 49 00:01:48,162 --> 00:01:49,695 It's your big sister Rebecca. 50 00:01:50,085 --> 00:01:51,052 For your birthday, I got you 51 00:01:51,121 --> 00:01:54,689 a cool pair of limited edition Fett Regoso sneakers. 52 00:01:54,758 --> 00:01:56,158 Hope you like them. 53 00:01:56,226 --> 00:01:58,960 If you don't, feel free to sell them for drugs. 54 00:01:59,072 --> 00:02:01,765 Ha, ha. Kidding. Don't do drugs. 55 00:02:02,570 --> 00:02:04,873 I know this gift is out of the blue since we haven't 56 00:02:04,898 --> 00:02:08,170 seen each other since Grandpa Bobo's funeral years ago. 57 00:02:08,238 --> 00:02:10,439 I'm sorry so much time has gone by. 58 00:02:11,304 --> 00:02:13,750 I'm in a better place now and taking stock of my life. 59 00:02:15,617 --> 00:02:18,476 I've been through a lot, but I've turned a corner. 60 00:02:18,867 --> 00:02:21,385 And I hope someday we can get to know each other. 61 00:02:21,410 --> 00:02:22,576 Whenever you're ready, 62 00:02:22,601 --> 00:02:25,148 I'm out here in L.A. No pressure. 63 00:02:25,556 --> 00:02:28,476 Love, your sis, Rebecca Bunch. 64 00:02:29,906 --> 00:02:33,357 P.S. Hope these sneakers make you truly happy. 65 00:02:33,382 --> 00:02:36,008 Happy, happy, happy... 66 00:02:41,034 --> 00:02:42,467 I sent him a card and gift. 67 00:02:42,492 --> 00:02:44,036 Anyway, I'll probably never hear back from him, 68 00:02:44,060 --> 00:02:46,094 but I owed Tucker that letter. 69 00:02:46,162 --> 00:02:48,174 You know, I really want to make things right with him. 70 00:02:48,198 --> 00:02:49,701 If not now, then someday. 71 00:02:49,726 --> 00:02:52,133 And he's kind of the last person in my life 72 00:02:52,158 --> 00:02:53,818 that I have unfinished business with, you know? 73 00:02:53,843 --> 00:02:56,137 Really? What about your mother? 74 00:02:56,206 --> 00:02:57,438 Your father. 75 00:02:57,507 --> 00:02:58,773 Audra Levine... Ooh! 76 00:02:58,842 --> 00:03:00,419 The professor whose house you almost burned down. 77 00:03:00,443 --> 00:03:02,455 And I really think that we should circle back to Greg 78 00:03:02,494 --> 00:03:04,026 - at some point... - Uh, yeah. 79 00:03:04,080 --> 00:03:07,048 Hey, boys, your pretzels are fresh out of the oven. 80 00:03:07,073 --> 00:03:08,316 We'll talk about that later, okay? 81 00:03:08,384 --> 00:03:10,952 Hey! Isn't this cool, guys? 82 00:03:11,020 --> 00:03:13,087 Our friend owns a pretzel stand. 83 00:03:13,156 --> 00:03:14,455 - Uh-huh. - It's fun, right? 84 00:03:14,524 --> 00:03:15,957 Yeah! 85 00:03:16,025 --> 00:03:17,859 What do you think, guys? Best ever? 86 00:03:17,927 --> 00:03:19,227 - It's fine. - It's kind of dry. 87 00:03:19,295 --> 00:03:21,229 - Hey. - Tommy. 88 00:03:21,297 --> 00:03:23,131 Uh, I love your Fett Regoso hat. 89 00:03:23,199 --> 00:03:25,633 I'm a massive Fett Regoso fan. 90 00:03:25,702 --> 00:03:27,635 Like, I've been a fan of his from the '90s. 91 00:03:27,704 --> 00:03:30,119 And I'm so glad he's having a revival now, right? 92 00:03:31,341 --> 00:03:33,172 I am so sorry, they are such lumps. 93 00:03:33,205 --> 00:03:35,664 Mom. Come on. Just give me the car keys. 94 00:03:35,689 --> 00:03:39,213 Fine. But drive safe. 95 00:03:39,282 --> 00:03:43,317 Make sure you stop the car when you drop Tommy off. 96 00:03:43,430 --> 00:03:45,497 A slow roll through the carpool lane doesn't cut it. 97 00:03:45,522 --> 00:03:46,854 Okay. 98 00:03:46,923 --> 00:03:49,590 Yeah, drive safe. Or recklessly. 99 00:03:49,659 --> 00:03:51,392 Whichever makes me cooler. 100 00:03:53,100 --> 00:03:55,105 No, don't turn around. This is too fun. 101 00:03:55,130 --> 00:03:57,598 I'm sorry. They should be nicer to you. 102 00:03:57,667 --> 00:03:59,667 It's... I don't know, teenagers are tough. 103 00:03:59,736 --> 00:04:02,703 Yeah, no, listen, it's a phase; you'll get through it. 104 00:04:02,772 --> 00:04:04,906 You're a great mom and they're ultimately good kids. 105 00:04:04,974 --> 00:04:06,340 Hmm, basically. 106 00:04:06,409 --> 00:04:07,929 - I mean, Tommy's not the brightest... - No. 107 00:04:07,977 --> 00:04:11,379 ... and Brendan's an isolated loner, but I love them? 108 00:04:11,447 --> 00:04:13,681 - All right, bye. - Bye. 109 00:04:13,750 --> 00:04:15,716 - Mwah, mwah. - See you later. 110 00:04:15,785 --> 00:04:17,151 You know, it's interesting. 111 00:04:17,220 --> 00:04:19,187 When I was a teenager, my mother and I, 112 00:04:19,255 --> 00:04:20,521 we didn't connect at all. 113 00:04:20,590 --> 00:04:21,667 She really only wanted to talk about 114 00:04:21,691 --> 00:04:24,903 her concerns, and I was too young 115 00:04:24,928 --> 00:04:26,761 to weigh in on vaginal rejuvenation. 116 00:04:27,502 --> 00:04:29,730 Yeah, uh, I hear you. 117 00:04:29,799 --> 00:04:32,166 Truth is, I don't talk about this a lot, 118 00:04:32,235 --> 00:04:33,743 but my mother and I have been estranged for... 119 00:04:33,768 --> 00:04:36,103 You know, sometimes I just wish I could go back in time. 120 00:04:36,172 --> 00:04:38,105 - And back to you, okay. - And I would tell 121 00:04:38,174 --> 00:04:41,494 little Rebecca that it's all gonna be okay. 122 00:04:41,711 --> 00:04:43,778 That, yes, people don't understand who she really is 123 00:04:43,847 --> 00:04:47,141 inside, but she's wonderful and special 124 00:04:47,166 --> 00:04:48,939 - and she's worth... - Hello? 125 00:04:48,964 --> 00:04:50,597 Excuse me. 126 00:04:52,431 --> 00:04:53,688 Tucker? 127 00:04:53,756 --> 00:04:54,956 What are... Oh, my God. 128 00:04:55,024 --> 00:04:57,602 Oh, my God, you're here! Hi! 129 00:04:57,627 --> 00:05:00,328 I got your card and your gift; I came to visit. 130 00:05:00,396 --> 00:05:02,656 This is unbelievable. Um, AJ, AJ! 131 00:05:02,696 --> 00:05:04,513 This is my little half brother... 132 00:05:04,567 --> 00:05:06,868 No, no. My whole brother. This is my brother. 133 00:05:06,936 --> 00:05:09,770 So, this is the spawn of your father's whore? 134 00:05:09,883 --> 00:05:11,316 - AJ. - That's okay. 135 00:05:11,341 --> 00:05:12,805 I've heard that before. 136 00:05:12,830 --> 00:05:15,710 You said that to my face on my seventh birthday. 137 00:05:16,150 --> 00:05:18,312 Yeah. Right. I'm the worst. 138 00:05:18,381 --> 00:05:20,414 So, um, hey. 139 00:05:20,483 --> 00:05:22,041 Is your mom here? 140 00:05:22,066 --> 00:05:25,253 Oh, she said she told you I was coming on my own. 141 00:05:25,509 --> 00:05:27,421 She said she called you. 142 00:05:27,490 --> 00:05:28,789 You didn't get her voice mails? 143 00:05:28,858 --> 00:05:31,125 Oh, God, I don't listen to voice mail, I'm sorry. 144 00:05:31,194 --> 00:05:33,027 M-My outgoing message is. "Seriously, don't," 145 00:05:33,096 --> 00:05:34,161 and then just beep. 146 00:05:34,230 --> 00:05:36,564 Oh, no, I'm-I'm springing myself on you. 147 00:05:36,589 --> 00:05:39,056 That is so rude. I-I'll go home. 148 00:05:39,081 --> 00:05:40,948 Tucker, stop. You're not going anywhere. 149 00:05:41,104 --> 00:05:42,344 This is great; this is amazing. 150 00:05:42,405 --> 00:05:43,749 I don't even know where to begin, uh... 151 00:05:43,773 --> 00:05:44,783 What's your favorite pretzel? 152 00:05:44,807 --> 00:05:46,118 You can have any pretzel you like. 153 00:05:46,165 --> 00:05:47,580 I own the place. I'm Rebetzel. 154 00:05:47,605 --> 00:05:49,877 Wait. This is your pretzel stand? 155 00:05:50,103 --> 00:05:51,612 I love pretzels! 156 00:05:51,681 --> 00:05:53,481 They're like a funky treat for teens. 157 00:05:53,549 --> 00:05:55,483 Oh, my God, that's what I always used to say. 158 00:05:55,551 --> 00:05:57,285 Really? Gasp. 159 00:05:57,353 --> 00:05:59,658 Wait. You say "gasp"? I say "gasp." 160 00:06:00,025 --> 00:06:01,188 Gasp. 161 00:06:01,455 --> 00:06:03,331 Whoa. Okay. 162 00:06:03,393 --> 00:06:04,570 We got a lot of catching up to do. 163 00:06:04,594 --> 00:06:05,838 Let's just, let's get out of here. 164 00:06:05,862 --> 00:06:07,156 AJ, you're in charge. Think you can handle it? 165 00:06:07,181 --> 00:06:09,330 Um, yeah. It's a pretzel stand. 166 00:06:09,443 --> 00:06:12,043 I just flipped the cinnamons. I'm good until 3:00. 167 00:06:12,068 --> 00:06:13,068 Great. 168 00:06:13,136 --> 00:06:14,635 Great, thanks. 169 00:06:15,228 --> 00:06:18,272 So, you gave up being a lawyer completely. 170 00:06:18,642 --> 00:06:20,308 Yeah, I mean, I give free legal advice 171 00:06:20,376 --> 00:06:23,025 at the county jail, but the job part I don't miss. 172 00:06:23,050 --> 00:06:25,057 - So what do you want to do today... ? - Hello, Rebecca. 173 00:06:25,081 --> 00:06:26,647 Hey, hi, Nathaniel. 174 00:06:26,716 --> 00:06:27,993 - I thought we were not... - Please. 175 00:06:28,017 --> 00:06:30,184 Please, I need to say something very important to you. 176 00:06:30,253 --> 00:06:31,652 But first, little boy, move aside. 177 00:06:31,721 --> 00:06:34,422 We have no money for your youth club overpriced candy. 178 00:06:34,490 --> 00:06:36,357 No, this is my brother, Tucker. 179 00:06:36,426 --> 00:06:38,059 - And he's in town for... - I said... 180 00:06:38,127 --> 00:06:39,927 - Please. - For... What? 181 00:06:39,952 --> 00:06:42,853 Look, I, Rebecca, I need to say this, okay? 182 00:06:43,736 --> 00:06:45,132 You and I belong together. 183 00:06:45,201 --> 00:06:46,400 And that's just a fact. 184 00:06:46,469 --> 00:06:48,602 I love you; you love me. 185 00:06:48,671 --> 00:06:50,304 The sooner you get used to it, 186 00:06:50,373 --> 00:06:52,413 I think the easier and better it'll be for everyone. 187 00:06:52,658 --> 00:06:54,342 Look, yes, I still have feelings for you 188 00:06:54,410 --> 00:06:56,832 and you still have feelings for me. 189 00:06:56,857 --> 00:06:59,724 But I just can't, okay? I'm with child. 190 00:06:59,749 --> 00:07:01,482 You're... ? No, I'm with a child. 191 00:07:01,507 --> 00:07:04,395 I'm with a child, my brother, and he's my focus right now. 192 00:07:04,420 --> 00:07:06,887 But did you hear what I said? 193 00:07:06,956 --> 00:07:08,823 - I love you. - I... 194 00:07:09,002 --> 00:07:12,159 What else do I have to say to get you to take me back? 195 00:07:12,184 --> 00:07:13,984 I don't know. 196 00:07:14,431 --> 00:07:17,064 I just don't, I don't know if you understand me. 197 00:07:17,177 --> 00:07:19,978 Just-just go, go. Go, Nathaniel. 198 00:07:20,003 --> 00:07:21,168 - Okay? Just... - Rebecca. 199 00:07:21,237 --> 00:07:22,903 - Ciao, Nathaniel. - What are you... 200 00:07:22,972 --> 00:07:24,138 Ciao, bambino. 201 00:07:31,514 --> 00:07:33,681 Whoa, that guy is so in love with you. 202 00:07:34,817 --> 00:07:36,484 He's very handsome, and was wearing 203 00:07:36,552 --> 00:07:38,019 a very expensive cologne, 204 00:07:38,087 --> 00:07:39,553 "Take Her," by Fett Regoso. 205 00:07:39,655 --> 00:07:41,389 Which was discontinued in the '90s 206 00:07:41,457 --> 00:07:43,124 because of its problematic ad campaign 207 00:07:43,192 --> 00:07:44,392 and is now a collector's item. 208 00:07:44,504 --> 00:07:45,570 How do you know that? 209 00:07:45,838 --> 00:07:47,995 I have a cologne collection. 210 00:07:48,509 --> 00:07:50,542 I love you. 211 00:07:56,549 --> 00:07:58,650 Tucker's gonna sleep on the couch. 212 00:08:00,783 --> 00:08:03,177 So, your mom is just cool with you flying out here 213 00:08:03,246 --> 00:08:05,961 by yourself to visit a woman that you barely know? 214 00:08:05,986 --> 00:08:06,914 Yep. 215 00:08:06,983 --> 00:08:08,949 Okay. And what about your dad? 216 00:08:09,018 --> 00:08:11,252 'Cause he and Rebecca aren't on the best terms. 217 00:08:11,320 --> 00:08:13,274 Oh, my parents are divorced. 218 00:08:13,299 --> 00:08:15,734 I only see him for a few weeks in the summer. 219 00:08:15,759 --> 00:08:17,958 - He is... - Garbage? 220 00:08:18,061 --> 00:08:19,627 I try not to use bad language, 221 00:08:19,652 --> 00:08:21,185 but you're right. 222 00:08:21,562 --> 00:08:23,729 He is not great. 223 00:08:24,867 --> 00:08:27,068 He never lets me do anything I want to do. 224 00:08:27,261 --> 00:08:30,596 My summers with him are awful; he makes me work construction. 225 00:08:31,522 --> 00:08:32,787 You see this callus? 226 00:08:32,875 --> 00:08:33,974 You poor thing. 227 00:08:34,043 --> 00:08:35,776 I also have a Silas callus. 228 00:08:35,845 --> 00:08:38,646 This is from 2005, building townhouses in Tucson. 229 00:08:38,714 --> 00:08:39,814 Oh, my gosh. 230 00:08:40,127 --> 00:08:41,849 Okay, sorry to break this up. 231 00:08:41,918 --> 00:08:44,029 But have you checked in with your mom since you got here? 232 00:08:44,053 --> 00:08:46,108 Like, does she know you arrived safely? 233 00:08:46,133 --> 00:08:47,398 Oh, yeah, I texted her. 234 00:08:47,423 --> 00:08:48,789 No, you know what? Heather's right. 235 00:08:48,858 --> 00:08:50,035 I really should check in with your mom. 236 00:08:50,059 --> 00:08:52,059 Sure, you can text her. 237 00:08:52,128 --> 00:08:54,070 Text is best; she's so busy. 238 00:08:54,095 --> 00:08:56,063 Oh. Excuse me, where's your bathroom? 239 00:08:56,132 --> 00:08:58,632 Uh, it's right, uh, there. 240 00:09:01,650 --> 00:09:03,204 Okay. 241 00:09:03,272 --> 00:09:05,973 Hey, Marissa, comma, Rebecca Bunch here, comma. 242 00:09:06,042 --> 00:09:08,377 Just letting you know Tucker got in safely 243 00:09:08,402 --> 00:09:10,700 and I'll take good care of him. 244 00:09:10,828 --> 00:09:13,467 Also, thank you for ruining my family and my childhood... 245 00:09:13,492 --> 00:09:15,993 Okay, just delete, delete, delete, delete. 246 00:09:16,018 --> 00:09:17,806 Yeah. You're right; I'm the adult now. 247 00:09:17,831 --> 00:09:20,798 Okay, delete, delete, delete, send. 248 00:09:20,823 --> 00:09:23,657 Okay, waiting dots. Waiting dots already. 249 00:09:24,314 --> 00:09:26,427 "Hope you guys have a great time." 250 00:09:26,496 --> 00:09:27,496 Look at that. 251 00:09:27,530 --> 00:09:29,330 Oh. Okay. Okay. 252 00:09:29,398 --> 00:09:30,709 Well, that's settled, then. 253 00:09:30,733 --> 00:09:32,833 Oh, he's such a great kid. 254 00:09:33,556 --> 00:09:35,870 And he really reminds me of myself at that age, you know? 255 00:09:36,133 --> 00:09:37,232 Hmm. 256 00:09:46,346 --> 00:09:48,346 _ 257 00:09:58,947 --> 00:10:02,657 So, I need a paralegal to come on to the Yamamoto case. 258 00:10:02,682 --> 00:10:04,382 It's huge. 259 00:10:04,458 --> 00:10:06,758 Lots of hours, tons of overtime. 260 00:10:06,783 --> 00:10:08,750 Please! Sir, pick me. 261 00:10:08,811 --> 00:10:10,278 I need all the overtime I can get 262 00:10:10,346 --> 00:10:12,196 to help with my student loans. 263 00:10:12,221 --> 00:10:14,525 I'm also paying off my student loans. 264 00:10:14,550 --> 00:10:15,728 Still? 265 00:10:15,753 --> 00:10:17,086 Are you saying I'm old? 266 00:10:17,135 --> 00:10:18,802 You said it; I don't disagree. 267 00:10:18,827 --> 00:10:20,570 I will make my decision this week. 268 00:10:20,595 --> 00:10:22,205 It's between you two idiots. 269 00:10:23,281 --> 00:10:24,914 Get out. 270 00:10:27,439 --> 00:10:29,112 He's in a bad mood. 271 00:10:29,181 --> 00:10:31,615 Yeah, he got Rebected again. 272 00:10:31,683 --> 00:10:34,274 Oh, that's my term for when he gets rejected by Rebecca. 273 00:10:34,299 --> 00:10:35,919 Spread it around; make sure I get credit. 274 00:10:35,988 --> 00:10:38,221 I'm getting this case. I always do. 275 00:10:38,290 --> 00:10:40,378 As my Krav Maga trainer says, 276 00:10:40,403 --> 00:10:42,461 I'm a mitnakesh. 277 00:10:42,486 --> 00:10:44,594 That's Hebrew for "killer," bitch. 278 00:10:56,580 --> 00:10:59,517 Sir, I'd like to make a deal with you. 279 00:11:00,509 --> 00:11:03,914 I get you Rebecca, you give me the Yamamoto overtime. 280 00:11:03,982 --> 00:11:07,327 "Get me Rebecca"? How? 281 00:11:07,352 --> 00:11:08,985 You don't want to know. 282 00:11:09,054 --> 00:11:10,453 Do you know? 283 00:11:10,736 --> 00:11:12,289 No, no, no. 284 00:11:12,357 --> 00:11:14,824 But, um, I will make it happen. 285 00:11:14,893 --> 00:11:16,993 Great. You do that, the case is yours. 286 00:11:17,062 --> 00:11:18,695 All right. 287 00:11:18,764 --> 00:11:20,363 - We're done. - We're done, yes. 288 00:11:28,073 --> 00:11:29,506 Could I have some sugar for my milk? 289 00:11:29,574 --> 00:11:30,874 No way. You do that? 290 00:11:31,403 --> 00:11:32,602 I do that, too. 291 00:11:32,892 --> 00:11:36,479 Twins. Jinx. Gasp! 292 00:11:36,548 --> 00:11:39,950 Oh, um, that's a little surprise for you. 293 00:11:40,299 --> 00:11:42,163 I'll just tell you, um, my best friend has some kids your age, 294 00:11:42,187 --> 00:11:43,547 so I thought we could all hang out. 295 00:11:43,588 --> 00:11:45,992 - Hi! - Hey! 296 00:11:46,017 --> 00:11:49,906 Oh, hi! You must be Tucker, I'm Paula. 297 00:11:49,931 --> 00:11:50,904 Hello. 298 00:11:51,447 --> 00:11:52,662 You're adorable. 299 00:11:53,966 --> 00:11:56,299 And you look just like Rebecca. 300 00:11:56,324 --> 00:11:58,158 And these are my boys. 301 00:11:59,986 --> 00:12:01,304 Comatose and Lump. 302 00:12:01,373 --> 00:12:03,327 Hello, nice to meet you. 303 00:12:03,352 --> 00:12:04,918 - Hey. - 'Sup, cuz? 304 00:12:04,943 --> 00:12:09,145 Okay, so what cool young thing should we all do today? 305 00:12:09,214 --> 00:12:10,680 Should we, uh, take a selfie? 306 00:12:10,749 --> 00:12:12,649 Make a meme? Get lit? 307 00:12:12,718 --> 00:12:14,951 Yas, queen? 308 00:12:15,020 --> 00:12:16,519 Stop. 309 00:12:16,588 --> 00:12:20,256 Okay, I got tickets for the new escape room at the mall. 310 00:12:21,750 --> 00:12:23,593 Oh, my God, I've been wanting to go to that. 311 00:12:23,662 --> 00:12:25,095 I thought it could be fun. 312 00:12:25,163 --> 00:12:27,497 Oh, God, Paula, that-that's so sweet of you, 313 00:12:27,566 --> 00:12:30,367 it's just, I'm the littlest bit claustrophobic. 314 00:12:30,435 --> 00:12:31,668 It kind of reminds me 315 00:12:31,737 --> 00:12:33,570 of the scariest movie, Panic Room. 316 00:12:33,638 --> 00:12:34,882 No, no, no. I used to be terrified 317 00:12:34,906 --> 00:12:36,139 of the Panic Room, too. 318 00:12:36,296 --> 00:12:37,862 Get out of my house! 319 00:12:37,887 --> 00:12:40,187 Twins! Jinx! Gasp! 320 00:12:40,212 --> 00:12:42,045 Wow. 321 00:12:42,114 --> 00:12:44,990 Okay, well, you guys don't need us to have a good time. 322 00:12:45,015 --> 00:12:46,793 So, I guess, I'll just take 323 00:12:46,818 --> 00:12:49,753 these screen zombies to the escape room. 324 00:12:51,089 --> 00:12:53,476 Maybe that'll breathe some life into them. 325 00:12:53,501 --> 00:12:54,924 Okay, come on. 326 00:12:54,993 --> 00:12:56,593 Let's go. 327 00:12:56,618 --> 00:12:59,219 Get in the car. 328 00:12:59,765 --> 00:13:01,576 All right, we'll see you guys later. 329 00:13:01,600 --> 00:13:03,366 - Okay. - Bye. 330 00:13:03,435 --> 00:13:04,901 Have the best time ever. 331 00:13:04,970 --> 00:13:06,547 You know, if you ask me, you could learn a thing 332 00:13:06,572 --> 00:13:08,765 from Tucker Bunch; he's a beam of damn sunshine. 333 00:13:11,243 --> 00:13:13,276 Okay. No biggie. 334 00:13:13,345 --> 00:13:14,522 So what do you want to do instead? 335 00:13:14,546 --> 00:13:16,980 Well, I've never been to Los Angeles before. 336 00:13:17,049 --> 00:13:18,915 Maybe there's some tourist stuff we could do? 337 00:13:18,984 --> 00:13:21,184 That's a great idea. I actually haven't done 338 00:13:21,253 --> 00:13:22,852 any of the tourist stuff, either. 339 00:13:22,921 --> 00:13:24,165 I mean, I only go to a few places 340 00:13:24,189 --> 00:13:25,874 and they're all in West Covina. 341 00:13:26,324 --> 00:13:29,536 Whitefeather, Sugar Face, the boba place, Home Base, 342 00:13:29,561 --> 00:13:31,672 Paula's house, although usually it's just the kitchen. 343 00:13:31,696 --> 00:13:33,396 Hey, I just had an idea. 344 00:13:33,465 --> 00:13:34,964 How about the Hollywood 345 00:13:35,033 --> 00:13:36,544 - Walk of Fame? - Murder Tour... Walk of Fame. 346 00:13:36,568 --> 00:13:38,046 - We're not on the same page there... - Oh, yeah. 347 00:13:38,070 --> 00:13:39,981 ... but your idea's better; it's good for kids, yeah. 348 00:13:40,005 --> 00:13:41,114 Great. Let's do it. 349 00:13:41,139 --> 00:13:45,171 I am dying, dying to see Monty Hall's star. 350 00:13:45,929 --> 00:13:47,988 He's the original host of Let's Make a Deal. 351 00:13:48,777 --> 00:13:49,732 Wow. 352 00:13:49,757 --> 00:13:52,826 Well, that is a cool, vintage-y factoid. 353 00:13:52,851 --> 00:13:53,750 Let's go to Hollywood Boulevard. 354 00:13:53,819 --> 00:13:55,117 Yay. 355 00:14:04,468 --> 00:14:07,464 I looked it up online, Monty's star should be right down there. 356 00:14:07,532 --> 00:14:08,812 Hmm. 357 00:14:09,901 --> 00:14:11,634 Huh, look at that. 358 00:14:12,148 --> 00:14:14,471 I wonder what those boys are in line for? 359 00:14:14,496 --> 00:14:16,283 Maybe it's like a cool exhibit or something. 360 00:14:16,308 --> 00:14:17,885 Oh, yeah. Let's ask that boy and his mother. 361 00:14:17,909 --> 00:14:19,109 Boy! 362 00:14:19,177 --> 00:14:20,810 Boy, why are you crossing? 363 00:14:21,138 --> 00:14:22,904 Why, don't you know? 364 00:14:22,929 --> 00:14:24,948 They're casting Peter Pan, the musical. 365 00:14:25,016 --> 00:14:26,182 Darling, great. 366 00:14:26,251 --> 00:14:27,851 But it's "Peet-ah", like pita bread, 367 00:14:27,919 --> 00:14:30,019 not "Peet-er" like Tater Tots. 368 00:14:30,088 --> 00:14:31,387 Okay, sorry, Mother. 369 00:14:31,456 --> 00:14:33,857 It's okay. He takes notes amazingly. 370 00:14:34,390 --> 00:14:38,461 Oh, an audition. That sounds so fun. 371 00:14:38,566 --> 00:14:40,006 When I was a kid, I would have killed 372 00:14:40,031 --> 00:14:42,335 to audition for, like, anything. 373 00:14:42,811 --> 00:14:44,945 I love musicals so much. 374 00:14:44,970 --> 00:14:46,035 Really? 375 00:14:46,104 --> 00:14:48,071 - I love them, too. - No way. 376 00:14:48,140 --> 00:14:51,207 My favorite one is this obscure, off-brand, animated one. 377 00:14:51,276 --> 00:14:52,675 You've probably never heard of it. 378 00:14:52,744 --> 00:14:53,676 Slumbered. 379 00:14:53,789 --> 00:14:55,355 Get out of my house. 380 00:14:55,380 --> 00:14:56,813 Twins! Jinx! Gasp! 381 00:14:57,983 --> 00:15:00,171 Wait. This is insane. 382 00:15:00,196 --> 00:15:03,330 I-I've never met anyone else who loves the movie Slumbered. 383 00:15:03,355 --> 00:15:04,888 Uh, what's your favorite song? 384 00:15:04,913 --> 00:15:07,481 I mean, it's obvious. 385 00:15:07,953 --> 00:15:12,695 ? In one indescribable instant ? 386 00:15:13,015 --> 00:15:17,515 ? The whole world falls away ? 387 00:15:17,609 --> 00:15:23,069 ? In one indescribable instant ? 388 00:15:23,094 --> 00:15:27,430 ? You'll know just what to say ? 389 00:15:27,498 --> 00:15:32,968 ? In one indescribable instant ? 390 00:15:33,037 --> 00:15:36,972 ? Your heart will speak the truth ? 391 00:15:37,041 --> 00:15:40,543 ? 'Cause in that one indescribable ? 392 00:15:40,611 --> 00:15:43,079 ? Magical, mystical ? 393 00:15:43,147 --> 00:15:47,750 ? Endless, incredible instant ? 394 00:15:47,819 --> 00:15:50,586 ? I'll try to match you ? 395 00:15:50,655 --> 00:15:53,756 ? No, I was harmonizing ? 396 00:15:53,825 --> 00:15:57,426 ? Oh, okay, I'll go down a third ? 397 00:15:57,495 --> 00:15:59,028 You know, it's fine. 398 00:15:59,097 --> 00:16:00,429 You finish it, it's fine. 399 00:16:00,498 --> 00:16:03,733 ? The only words you'll need ? 400 00:16:03,801 --> 00:16:07,069 ? Are I love... ? 401 00:16:08,439 --> 00:16:10,973 ? You... ? 402 00:16:11,042 --> 00:16:13,909 ? Ooh... ? 403 00:16:13,978 --> 00:16:17,880 ? Ooh... ? 404 00:16:17,949 --> 00:16:20,516 ? Ooh. ? 405 00:16:23,221 --> 00:16:24,587 Oh, my God. 406 00:16:24,655 --> 00:16:26,722 That's my brother! My brother's a good singer. 407 00:16:26,791 --> 00:16:28,224 And it's not just in his head. 408 00:16:28,292 --> 00:16:29,191 Oh, my God. 409 00:16:29,260 --> 00:16:30,626 We got to get you to that audition. 410 00:16:30,695 --> 00:16:32,728 Oh, no. I-I couldn't. 411 00:16:32,797 --> 00:16:34,263 Yeah, yeah, but you want to, right? 412 00:16:34,332 --> 00:16:37,433 Well, I-I've never admitted it to anyone, 413 00:16:37,502 --> 00:16:39,568 but it would be a dream come true. 414 00:16:39,637 --> 00:16:42,489 Come on. We're gonna make you a star. 415 00:16:44,682 --> 00:16:45,814 Yes. 416 00:17:00,934 --> 00:17:02,641 You are three noble knights who have been imprisoned 417 00:17:02,665 --> 00:17:05,824 in the lair of the evil king, Nestor Asgard. 418 00:17:05,849 --> 00:17:08,387 Best of luck. The clock starts now. 419 00:17:09,286 --> 00:17:11,953 Okay. 420 00:17:12,022 --> 00:17:13,889 Where do we start? 421 00:17:14,106 --> 00:17:18,100 Maybe with the chest with the giant, obvious keyhole? 422 00:17:18,162 --> 00:17:19,833 Mom, I don't want to do this. 423 00:17:19,858 --> 00:17:22,264 I paid good money. Shut up and participate. 424 00:17:22,289 --> 00:17:24,356 Whatever. 425 00:17:30,307 --> 00:17:33,301 Oh. Sweet, I found a key. 426 00:17:33,326 --> 00:17:34,826 Well done. 427 00:17:44,548 --> 00:17:46,448 Don't look at me, I failed cursive. 428 00:17:46,924 --> 00:17:48,690 I mean, who even reads these scribbles? 429 00:17:48,715 --> 00:17:49,781 What am I, Egyptian? 430 00:17:49,893 --> 00:17:51,193 I don't have my glasses. 431 00:17:51,261 --> 00:17:52,594 Ah, give it to me. 432 00:17:52,663 --> 00:17:53,862 I can read calligraphy 'cause 433 00:17:53,887 --> 00:17:55,453 of that renfaire girl I went out with. 434 00:17:55,478 --> 00:17:58,245 - Oh, yeah. Gwendolyn with the huge... - What? Who? 435 00:17:58,402 --> 00:17:59,634 ... boobs. 436 00:17:59,703 --> 00:18:00,863 You don't remember Gwendolyn? 437 00:18:00,904 --> 00:18:02,003 They dated for months. 438 00:18:02,028 --> 00:18:03,649 Now Brendan and I go to renfaires every week. 439 00:18:03,674 --> 00:18:05,173 Yeah. 440 00:18:05,242 --> 00:18:07,108 - We're the Brothers Proctor. - Wait. 441 00:18:07,133 --> 00:18:09,066 No one told me any of this. 442 00:18:09,091 --> 00:18:10,956 All of a sudden, I'm finding out 443 00:18:10,981 --> 00:18:12,770 about a secret girlfriend with giant boobs 444 00:18:12,795 --> 00:18:16,096 and you two willingly hang out with each other? 445 00:18:17,862 --> 00:18:20,963 Cool. A secret compartment, awesome! 446 00:18:22,848 --> 00:18:24,926 Oh. 447 00:18:25,010 --> 00:18:28,478 - Yeah! - My sons are strangers to me. 448 00:18:31,590 --> 00:18:33,098 Oh. 449 00:18:34,676 --> 00:18:37,293 Hello, there. I have a young man 450 00:18:37,318 --> 00:18:38,784 who would like to tread the boards. 451 00:18:40,377 --> 00:18:41,843 My little brother wants to audition. 452 00:18:41,912 --> 00:18:42,992 Do you have an appointment? 453 00:18:43,887 --> 00:18:46,548 Yeah. No appointment, no audition. 454 00:18:46,617 --> 00:18:48,361 Listen, I understand you have to say that to most people, 455 00:18:48,385 --> 00:18:50,583 - but my brother is so talented. - Ma'am. 456 00:18:50,616 --> 00:18:53,593 - Please step aside. - Is there some kind of problem? 457 00:18:55,287 --> 00:18:57,504 - Colin? - Oh, Rebecca. 458 00:18:57,529 --> 00:18:59,122 Uh, what are you doing here? 459 00:18:59,147 --> 00:19:00,880 Why, I'm playing Cap'n Hook. 460 00:19:00,905 --> 00:19:03,028 Oh. Right, r-right. 461 00:19:03,053 --> 00:19:04,653 Uh, yeah, love the costume. 462 00:19:04,678 --> 00:19:06,245 Costume? What do you mean? 463 00:19:06,270 --> 00:19:08,336 I'm just togged up in my glad rags. 464 00:19:08,405 --> 00:19:09,778 Sure. 465 00:19:09,803 --> 00:19:13,879 Hey, so the last time I saw you I was very rude 466 00:19:13,904 --> 00:19:15,577 when we attempted to make that, um... 467 00:19:15,602 --> 00:19:17,401 ... you know, that sex tape. 468 00:19:17,426 --> 00:19:20,227 Um, but, my little brother is so talented 469 00:19:20,252 --> 00:19:21,693 and it would mean the world to me 470 00:19:21,718 --> 00:19:23,685 if you could help him get an audition, please. 471 00:19:24,955 --> 00:19:27,155 See you soon, Samantha. 472 00:19:27,180 --> 00:19:28,346 Bye, Ben. 473 00:19:28,371 --> 00:19:29,938 Your young lad will be hard-pressed 474 00:19:29,963 --> 00:19:32,330 to beat young Ben Blackthorne over there. 475 00:19:36,333 --> 00:19:38,567 Can you do the accent, son? 476 00:19:38,635 --> 00:19:41,136 Yes, sir, I believe I can. 477 00:19:41,204 --> 00:19:43,104 I believe I could do a smashing job. 478 00:19:43,173 --> 00:19:46,408 Hmm. Tucker. That was excellent. Oh, my God. 479 00:19:46,433 --> 00:19:49,067 My word, you are a talent, son. 480 00:19:49,092 --> 00:19:52,402 After all, accents is acting. 481 00:19:52,916 --> 00:19:54,115 Hmm. 482 00:19:54,140 --> 00:19:56,374 Samantha, 483 00:19:56,486 --> 00:19:59,154 are you sure we can't fit in 484 00:19:59,222 --> 00:20:01,423 one more lil' urchin? 485 00:20:02,160 --> 00:20:03,725 For you, Colin? 486 00:20:03,794 --> 00:20:05,393 Get in there, kid. 487 00:20:05,462 --> 00:20:08,163 Off you go. Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you. 488 00:20:08,231 --> 00:20:10,332 - Break a leg. Break a leg. - Okay. 489 00:20:10,400 --> 00:20:11,678 Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. 490 00:20:11,702 --> 00:20:13,168 Thank you. 491 00:20:13,236 --> 00:20:15,637 Oh, I can't listen. 492 00:20:15,662 --> 00:20:17,495 I got to pace, I got to pace. 493 00:20:23,680 --> 00:20:25,614 Oh, wow. 494 00:20:25,682 --> 00:20:27,749 I already signed in, so... 495 00:20:33,129 --> 00:20:36,925 Aha. Tucker Bunch. 496 00:20:36,994 --> 00:20:38,770 Little brother has big dreams. 497 00:20:38,795 --> 00:20:41,352 Wants to be Peter Pan... got it. 498 00:20:42,418 --> 00:20:44,466 Hello there. And you are... ? 499 00:20:44,534 --> 00:20:47,637 My name is Tucker Bunch. I hail from Santa Fe, New Mexico, 500 00:20:47,662 --> 00:20:49,360 and I'm here for one thing only. 501 00:20:50,307 --> 00:20:51,473 Hit it! 502 00:20:51,541 --> 00:20:54,843 ? Every night I lie awake ? 503 00:20:54,911 --> 00:20:57,946 ? Dreaming of my big break ? 504 00:20:58,015 --> 00:21:01,149 ? I just gotta act and dance and sing ? 505 00:21:01,218 --> 00:21:05,320 ? 'Cause I only ever wanted one thing ? 506 00:21:05,389 --> 00:21:09,257 ? I wanna be a pre-teen Hollywood train wreck ? 507 00:21:09,326 --> 00:21:11,780 ? A cautionary tale ? 508 00:21:11,812 --> 00:21:14,880 ? I want the kind of fame that'll warp my brain ? 509 00:21:14,948 --> 00:21:17,834 ? And eventually land me in jail ? 510 00:21:17,859 --> 00:21:21,528 ? I wanna sue my parents for emancipation ? 511 00:21:21,596 --> 00:21:24,029 ? After they get caught stealing from me ? 512 00:21:24,054 --> 00:21:28,034 ? I wanna be on the set of The Walking Dead ? 513 00:21:28,103 --> 00:21:30,470 ? When I lose my virginity ? 514 00:21:30,539 --> 00:21:33,172 ? I wanna be a child star ? 515 00:21:33,241 --> 00:21:34,674 ? It's gonna be bad ? 516 00:21:34,743 --> 00:21:36,342 ? Child star! ? 517 00:21:36,411 --> 00:21:39,646 ? It's gonna be sad, oh, yeah ? 518 00:21:41,416 --> 00:21:44,050 ? Childhood is overrated ? 519 00:21:44,119 --> 00:21:46,819 ? I'm ready for mine to end ? 520 00:21:46,888 --> 00:21:50,490 ? I want to have agents and assistants ? 521 00:21:50,559 --> 00:21:53,192 ? Instead of actual friends ? 522 00:21:53,261 --> 00:21:55,889 ? I'll be abusive and emotionally stunted ? 523 00:21:57,332 --> 00:21:59,532 ? But everyone will tolerate me ? 524 00:21:59,601 --> 00:22:03,102 ? They'll have no choice because my face and my voice ? 525 00:22:03,171 --> 00:22:07,106 ? Makes them all so much money ? 526 00:22:07,175 --> 00:22:11,077 ? I want to have a teenage Hollywood meltdown ? 527 00:22:11,146 --> 00:22:14,247 ? Be a pop culture casualty ? 528 00:22:14,316 --> 00:22:17,884 ? I want a bunch of addictions to illegal prescriptions ? 529 00:22:17,953 --> 00:22:20,587 ? And completely lose touch with reality ? 530 00:22:20,655 --> 00:22:24,624 ? I want to squander everything I've worked for ? 531 00:22:24,693 --> 00:22:26,759 ? And spiral out of control ? 532 00:22:26,828 --> 00:22:28,861 ? I want to wake up in Van Nuys ? 533 00:22:28,930 --> 00:22:32,865 ? With a bunch of sketchy guys I've never even met before ? 534 00:22:32,934 --> 00:22:34,167 ? I want to be a ? 535 00:22:34,235 --> 00:22:35,602 ? Child star! ? 536 00:22:35,670 --> 00:22:37,337 Who are you guys? 537 00:22:37,405 --> 00:22:38,571 ? Child star! ? 538 00:22:38,640 --> 00:22:40,707 Can I have some more money? 539 00:22:40,775 --> 00:22:43,476 Oh, baby, I've hit rock bottom. 540 00:22:43,545 --> 00:22:44,911 I can't live like this. 541 00:22:44,980 --> 00:22:46,946 It's time to get my act together. 542 00:22:47,015 --> 00:22:48,848 Refocus on my passion. 543 00:22:48,917 --> 00:22:53,086 ? I want to be a desperate Hollywood has-been ? 544 00:22:53,154 --> 00:22:55,555 ? A classic "Where are they now?" ? 545 00:22:55,624 --> 00:22:59,492 ? I'll try to clean up my act and get my agent back ? 546 00:22:59,561 --> 00:23:02,362 ? And salvage my reputation somehow ? 547 00:23:02,430 --> 00:23:05,498 ? I'll do a lot of community service ? 548 00:23:05,567 --> 00:23:07,934 ? And apologize to Meryl Streep ? 549 00:23:08,003 --> 00:23:10,570 ? I want to be that former child star ? 550 00:23:10,639 --> 00:23:12,171 ? That you'll see in bars ? 551 00:23:12,240 --> 00:23:17,591 ? And say, "Hey, there's that bloated, bankrupt creep" ? 552 00:23:17,616 --> 00:23:19,116 ? Child star! ? 553 00:23:19,841 --> 00:23:21,891 And now, my song. 554 00:23:21,916 --> 00:23:23,096 Thank you. The... 555 00:23:23,121 --> 00:23:26,523 - What? - Oh, I've heard enough. Thank you. 556 00:23:37,481 --> 00:23:38,631 They wouldn't let me finish. 557 00:23:38,656 --> 00:23:40,266 - What? - I don't know why. 558 00:23:40,335 --> 00:23:42,201 Well, did you ask if you could just sing again? 559 00:23:42,270 --> 00:23:43,903 I asked. I asked if I could try again, 560 00:23:43,928 --> 00:23:45,127 and they said, "Thank you." 561 00:23:45,466 --> 00:23:48,333 And we know what that means. That means "Screw you." 562 00:23:50,067 --> 00:23:51,377 Miss, I'm so sorry 563 00:23:51,446 --> 00:23:53,166 to bother you, but my little brother did not 564 00:23:53,214 --> 00:23:55,415 get a fair shot in there. I mean, he's so talented. 565 00:23:55,483 --> 00:23:57,884 Can you please ask the director if he can just sing again? 566 00:23:57,909 --> 00:23:59,075 I am the director. 567 00:23:59,187 --> 00:24:00,353 Oh, right. It's the theater. 568 00:24:00,422 --> 00:24:01,521 You have female directors. 569 00:24:01,546 --> 00:24:04,167 Auditions are over! Thank you. 570 00:24:05,960 --> 00:24:07,860 Don't "thank you" me. 571 00:24:08,015 --> 00:24:10,249 You can go "thank you" yourself. 572 00:24:16,974 --> 00:24:19,872 I ruined it. I ruin everything. I... 573 00:24:19,897 --> 00:24:21,463 Hey, hey, hey, stop that. 574 00:24:21,620 --> 00:24:22,919 Please don't say that stuff. 575 00:24:23,615 --> 00:24:26,783 You are wonderful and special. 576 00:24:31,783 --> 00:24:33,563 Hey, Colin, over here. 577 00:24:34,435 --> 00:24:36,389 Rebecca, is that you? 578 00:24:36,958 --> 00:24:39,206 Yes, I just saw you. We had a full conversation. 579 00:24:39,231 --> 00:24:40,927 Listen, where did the director go? 580 00:24:40,952 --> 00:24:42,251 Probably her hotel. 581 00:24:42,574 --> 00:24:43,940 It's right there. 582 00:24:43,965 --> 00:24:45,264 Okay. Thanks. 583 00:24:46,121 --> 00:24:47,817 Let's go. Come on. 584 00:24:50,317 --> 00:24:53,050 Okay, this seems a little crazy, but no, no, 585 00:24:53,074 --> 00:24:55,541 I can justify this to myself, because I love my brother. 586 00:24:55,610 --> 00:24:57,009 Huh? What? 587 00:24:57,078 --> 00:24:59,412 Nothing. Shh. Okay, we're here. 588 00:24:59,481 --> 00:25:01,314 All right. Get ready. 589 00:25:03,342 --> 00:25:04,742 Room service. 590 00:25:05,817 --> 00:25:07,097 Oh, my God. 591 00:25:07,122 --> 00:25:08,831 No, no, no, no. Just-just wait a second. 592 00:25:08,856 --> 00:25:10,834 Wait a second. Sing, Tucker. Sing. Just start singing. 593 00:25:10,859 --> 00:25:11,859 What... ? 594 00:25:14,606 --> 00:25:17,269 ? In one indescribable instant... ? 595 00:25:17,294 --> 00:25:19,441 No. Stop. Stop. Stop. 596 00:25:19,466 --> 00:25:20,599 What is wrong with you? 597 00:25:20,667 --> 00:25:21,733 This is insane. 598 00:25:21,802 --> 00:25:22,856 You are a terrible mother. 599 00:25:22,881 --> 00:25:24,680 Huh? No. I'm not a mother. You're wrong. 600 00:25:24,705 --> 00:25:26,049 I'm actually an older half-sibling who's just trying 601 00:25:26,073 --> 00:25:27,817 to make up for lost time to her younger half-sibling, 602 00:25:27,842 --> 00:25:29,786 which, to be fair, I had some mental health issues. 603 00:25:29,810 --> 00:25:31,254 I have borderline personality disorder, 604 00:25:31,278 --> 00:25:33,118 but I'm better now, and just, he's so talented! 605 00:25:33,143 --> 00:25:35,023 I don't care about your back story. 606 00:25:35,048 --> 00:25:36,699 Besides, the part has already been cast. 607 00:25:36,724 --> 00:25:38,442 But... Ugh. 608 00:25:40,192 --> 00:25:41,691 I'm sorry, buddy. 609 00:25:41,716 --> 00:25:43,265 We tried. 610 00:25:43,368 --> 00:25:45,602 Let's go before she calls the police. 611 00:25:59,373 --> 00:26:01,614 Oh, thank God. Are you my masseur? 612 00:26:01,639 --> 00:26:03,122 Come on in. You won't believe the day I've had. 613 00:26:03,147 --> 00:26:06,244 No, no. I-I'm here to tell you you're making a big mistake. 614 00:26:06,313 --> 00:26:08,680 You need to cast that delightful Tucker Bunch. 615 00:26:08,705 --> 00:26:10,605 What is it with people and Tucker Bunch? 616 00:26:10,630 --> 00:26:12,364 The kid started his audition with a speech 617 00:26:12,404 --> 00:26:15,005 about how he wants to be a star at any cost. 618 00:26:15,030 --> 00:26:16,474 He is a troubled child actor, 619 00:26:16,499 --> 00:26:18,599 and he hasn't even booked anything yet. 620 00:26:18,632 --> 00:26:20,474 Now go away. Thank you. 621 00:26:20,521 --> 00:26:22,321 Look, okay, I-I need this. 622 00:26:22,390 --> 00:26:25,496 Back story... my boss wants to date Tucker's sister. 623 00:26:25,521 --> 00:26:28,027 You give Tucker the part, I take credit for it with my boss, 624 00:26:28,095 --> 00:26:29,473 he takes credit for it with Tucker's sister. 625 00:26:29,498 --> 00:26:31,974 It's a simple transaction, everyone wins! 626 00:26:35,636 --> 00:26:38,604 Okay, let me just get this bellhop shirt off. 627 00:26:41,440 --> 00:26:42,673 Hey, I got to pee. 628 00:26:43,007 --> 00:26:44,941 I'll be right back. 629 00:26:54,521 --> 00:26:57,556 So... who else have you dated? 630 00:26:58,458 --> 00:27:01,126 What other themed festivals have you guys gone to? 631 00:27:01,195 --> 00:27:02,906 Mom, can we just play the game? I'm kind of into it now. 632 00:27:02,931 --> 00:27:05,198 We need to find the chalice. 633 00:27:05,266 --> 00:27:06,699 Okay. 634 00:27:06,767 --> 00:27:08,801 Ooh. 635 00:27:11,472 --> 00:27:13,205 These gems have letters on them. 636 00:27:13,274 --> 00:27:16,075 I think these need to be arranged in some kind of order. 637 00:27:16,187 --> 00:27:17,653 Hey, well, here's an "N" 638 00:27:17,678 --> 00:27:20,279 and an "R," and there's 12 holes. 639 00:27:20,348 --> 00:27:21,814 "Nestor Asgard" has 12 letters. 640 00:27:21,882 --> 00:27:23,315 - Okay, just... - Nestor. Okay. 641 00:27:23,384 --> 00:27:24,850 ... tell me why I don't know 642 00:27:24,875 --> 00:27:26,841 about a major thing in my son's life. 643 00:27:26,866 --> 00:27:28,510 Maybe because all you ever ask us is whether 644 00:27:28,535 --> 00:27:30,413 our homework is done and whether our underwear is clean. 645 00:27:30,438 --> 00:27:32,601 Yeah, so? Is it? 646 00:27:32,626 --> 00:27:34,338 No, because I don't like washing my underwear too much 647 00:27:34,362 --> 00:27:35,461 because of the environment. 648 00:27:35,529 --> 00:27:37,463 You think about the environment? Since when? 649 00:27:37,531 --> 00:27:39,465 Since I became a vegetarian, which is, of course, 650 00:27:39,490 --> 00:27:41,235 the best way to reduce your carbon footprint. 651 00:27:41,260 --> 00:27:42,826 Oh, my God. 652 00:27:42,851 --> 00:27:44,817 I don't know anything about my children. Nothing. 653 00:27:44,842 --> 00:27:46,508 Because we're not children anymore, Mom. 654 00:27:46,707 --> 00:27:49,141 - I'm a grown-ass man. - And I'm a grown-ass boy. 655 00:27:50,211 --> 00:27:52,144 Nestor Asgard isn't working. 656 00:27:53,214 --> 00:27:56,083 Oh, don't look at me. I know nothing, apparently. 657 00:27:59,099 --> 00:28:01,353 What have you done to get the Yamamoto case? 658 00:28:01,422 --> 00:28:03,422 I think my work speaks for itself. 659 00:28:05,274 --> 00:28:06,793 Hmm. 660 00:28:06,818 --> 00:28:09,528 Okay, I-I-I... I see what you did there. 661 00:28:09,553 --> 00:28:10,553 Uh, you worked 662 00:28:10,664 --> 00:28:12,564 hard, but I worked smart. 663 00:28:12,841 --> 00:28:15,334 I tried to get Rebecca's brother the lead in Peter Pan... 664 00:28:15,403 --> 00:28:18,003 Sunil! How is that relevant? 665 00:28:18,072 --> 00:28:19,705 Thank you. Yes, exactly. 666 00:28:20,031 --> 00:28:22,231 Would you give us a minute, Mrs. Hernandez? 667 00:28:24,981 --> 00:28:26,311 Hmm? 668 00:28:26,380 --> 00:28:28,480 I'm really sorry for overstepping, sir, 669 00:28:28,549 --> 00:28:30,215 by interfering in Rebecca's personal life. 670 00:28:30,284 --> 00:28:32,384 That would've been fine if it had worked, 671 00:28:32,731 --> 00:28:34,353 but you got nowhere with Rebecca? 672 00:28:34,422 --> 00:28:37,623 Technically, no, but I did find out some more info. 673 00:28:37,691 --> 00:28:39,625 She has a brother, and he's here. 674 00:28:39,650 --> 00:28:41,050 Already knew that. Get out. 675 00:28:41,075 --> 00:28:43,608 Okay, did you know that she's desperate to please him? 676 00:28:43,633 --> 00:28:45,867 And he's obsessed with her. 677 00:28:45,892 --> 00:28:47,466 I saw him reading her old diary. 678 00:28:47,535 --> 00:28:49,375 I mean, like, flipping through it, studying it. 679 00:28:49,403 --> 00:28:51,527 I'm like, "Respect her privacy. It says 'Keep out'." 680 00:28:51,552 --> 00:28:54,072 Oh, you are so dumb, Sunil. 681 00:28:54,141 --> 00:28:56,141 - I need that diary. - Why? 682 00:28:56,210 --> 00:28:58,290 Because she says I don't understand her, and you just 683 00:28:58,345 --> 00:29:00,646 told me there's a book with all that info in there. 684 00:29:00,671 --> 00:29:02,388 Yeah, that's a great idea. 685 00:29:02,575 --> 00:29:05,284 Which is why I told it to you, 686 00:29:05,309 --> 00:29:07,730 and why you should give me the Yamamoto case. 687 00:29:07,755 --> 00:29:10,155 Nice try. Mrs. H, you got Yamamoto! 688 00:29:10,224 --> 00:29:12,658 Whatever. Whatever. 689 00:29:12,726 --> 00:29:14,860 Okay, that diary is probably meaningless. 690 00:29:14,929 --> 00:29:17,262 She's a grown-ass lady. I'm sure she's changed. 691 00:29:17,331 --> 00:29:21,033 Oh, my sweet, sweet, simple, stupid Sunil. 692 00:29:21,101 --> 00:29:22,801 No, she hasn't changed, okay? 693 00:29:22,870 --> 00:29:26,238 I love Rebecca, but she's basically a dramatic teenager. 694 00:29:28,409 --> 00:29:30,142 My life is over. 695 00:29:30,211 --> 00:29:32,010 What am I gonna do? 696 00:29:32,079 --> 00:29:33,278 My dreams are dead! 697 00:29:34,450 --> 00:29:36,548 Tucker, come on. 698 00:29:36,617 --> 00:29:38,684 No, they're not. 699 00:29:38,752 --> 00:29:40,597 I'm sorry I got you into that whole auditioning thing, 700 00:29:40,621 --> 00:29:41,621 but it was a whim. 701 00:29:42,786 --> 00:29:45,491 Hey, come on. Let's do something else. 702 00:29:45,559 --> 00:29:46,592 Let's go the beach! 703 00:29:47,052 --> 00:29:49,425 Huh? It's only two hours away. 704 00:29:49,450 --> 00:29:51,196 We can go rollerblading in the bike lane. 705 00:29:51,265 --> 00:29:52,665 I have rollerblades I've never used. 706 00:29:52,733 --> 00:29:54,133 I-I got them when I first moved here 707 00:29:54,158 --> 00:29:55,602 to impress this guy. It's a whole thing. 708 00:29:55,627 --> 00:29:57,994 Rollerblading... I don't know. 709 00:30:00,856 --> 00:30:03,942 Um, actually, um, could I see them? 710 00:30:04,011 --> 00:30:05,878 I've only read about them. 711 00:30:05,903 --> 00:30:07,583 - I've never seen a pair in real life. - Really? 712 00:30:07,608 --> 00:30:08,641 I'm gonna get them. 713 00:30:21,328 --> 00:30:23,262 I don't have much time. What do you want? 714 00:30:25,833 --> 00:30:27,032 What are you doing here? 715 00:30:28,318 --> 00:30:30,152 Listen, little boy, you took something 716 00:30:30,200 --> 00:30:32,411 that doesn't belong to you, and now it's time 717 00:30:32,436 --> 00:30:35,692 for you to give the thing that doesn't belong to you... to me. 718 00:30:36,005 --> 00:30:37,364 What? 719 00:30:37,427 --> 00:30:39,160 The diary. I want the diary. 720 00:30:39,273 --> 00:30:41,573 Look, I love your sister. 721 00:30:42,630 --> 00:30:44,363 I just think I need to understand her better. 722 00:30:44,388 --> 00:30:46,311 I think that's what she wants, too. 723 00:30:46,716 --> 00:30:49,831 It's very sweet, and you know it will work like a charm. 724 00:30:49,856 --> 00:30:51,950 I've been using it for days. 725 00:30:52,163 --> 00:30:54,263 How do you think I get that puppet to dance? 726 00:30:55,945 --> 00:30:57,912 I give it to you, what do I get? 727 00:31:00,411 --> 00:31:01,710 What do you want? 728 00:31:01,735 --> 00:31:04,969 I... want... Pan. 729 00:31:07,349 --> 00:31:08,724 Hmm. 730 00:31:08,992 --> 00:31:10,591 Wait. No, no, no, no, no, no. I... 731 00:31:10,660 --> 00:31:11,926 I got it. It's an anagram. 732 00:31:11,995 --> 00:31:13,472 Rearrange the letters in "Nestor Asgard" 733 00:31:13,496 --> 00:31:14,962 to form "Dragon's Tears," 734 00:31:15,031 --> 00:31:16,475 you know, the potion that saves the kingdom. 735 00:31:16,499 --> 00:31:18,432 Okay. Uh-huh. 736 00:31:21,004 --> 00:31:22,703 Oh, my God, it worked! 737 00:31:22,772 --> 00:31:24,639 Tommy's smart. Nothing makes sense anymore. 738 00:31:27,466 --> 00:31:29,138 _ 739 00:31:30,513 --> 00:31:33,202 Wow. I thought you guys were just dead weight 740 00:31:33,227 --> 00:31:36,461 slowing down the minivan, but I was wrong. 741 00:31:36,486 --> 00:31:38,152 Gee, big compliment, Mom. 742 00:31:40,356 --> 00:31:41,856 - Oh. - Hear ye, hear ye. 743 00:31:41,925 --> 00:31:43,325 You have completed your noble quest. 744 00:31:43,359 --> 00:31:45,426 You have saved the kingdom. 745 00:31:45,495 --> 00:31:47,395 Prepare to be knighted 746 00:31:47,463 --> 00:31:51,098 - and have your photo taken over there for our website. - Oh. 747 00:31:51,167 --> 00:31:52,776 Okay. Here. Take it, take it, take it. 748 00:31:52,801 --> 00:31:55,102 Please tag us. Please Yelp us. 749 00:31:55,367 --> 00:31:56,767 Please kill me. 750 00:31:56,981 --> 00:31:58,349 Can you get closer? 751 00:31:58,374 --> 00:31:59,707 Come on, come on. 752 00:31:59,776 --> 00:32:00,908 Closer. 753 00:32:00,977 --> 00:32:02,510 Come here. Oh. Okay. 754 00:32:02,579 --> 00:32:04,345 You know what? 755 00:32:04,973 --> 00:32:06,456 I think we might be on our way. 756 00:32:06,481 --> 00:32:09,961 That's not what he meant, Mom. 757 00:32:09,986 --> 00:32:11,397 Oh, my God, that took forever. 758 00:32:11,421 --> 00:32:12,998 I have not sorted through my closet in years. 759 00:32:13,022 --> 00:32:15,144 I found this old Fett Regoso hoodie. 760 00:32:15,169 --> 00:32:16,668 It's practically a collector's item. 761 00:32:17,412 --> 00:32:18,611 Tucker? 762 00:32:18,636 --> 00:32:19,566 Have you seen Tucker? 763 00:32:19,591 --> 00:32:22,277 Uh, no. 764 00:32:23,333 --> 00:32:24,532 Where were you? 765 00:32:24,601 --> 00:32:27,268 Oh, uh, I-I was just outside. 766 00:32:27,425 --> 00:32:28,724 Um... 767 00:32:28,749 --> 00:32:30,415 thinking about puberty. 768 00:32:30,557 --> 00:32:32,427 Yeah. I still think about it, too. 769 00:32:33,284 --> 00:32:34,284 Oh! 770 00:32:34,309 --> 00:32:36,510 Oh, thank God. 771 00:32:38,505 --> 00:32:40,892 Hello? Yeah, this is Rebecca Bunch. 772 00:32:41,518 --> 00:32:44,219 Oh, my God. Are you serious? 773 00:32:44,765 --> 00:32:46,898 Are you thanking with me right now? 774 00:32:48,005 --> 00:32:49,223 Wow. 775 00:32:49,292 --> 00:32:50,292 What? What? 776 00:32:50,360 --> 00:32:51,503 That was Angela, the director. 777 00:32:51,527 --> 00:32:53,561 She said she had a change of heart, and... 778 00:32:54,528 --> 00:32:57,098 - you're Peter now. - What? Oh, my gosh. 779 00:32:57,166 --> 00:32:58,532 What a whirlwind. 780 00:32:58,601 --> 00:33:01,302 You got the part! This is unbelievable. 781 00:33:02,082 --> 00:33:03,564 We have to celebrate. 782 00:33:03,911 --> 00:33:05,883 Should we go get a funky treat for teens? 783 00:33:06,087 --> 00:33:09,022 Yeah! Yeah, let's go get a Rebetzel. 784 00:33:10,377 --> 00:33:11,894 Huh. 785 00:33:17,887 --> 00:33:20,731 Oh. Hey, Rebecca. I didn't realize you were here. 786 00:33:20,756 --> 00:33:23,888 I-I'll give you your space, so I'll go. 787 00:33:26,006 --> 00:33:27,638 Wait, um... 788 00:33:28,036 --> 00:33:30,831 I want to say something, and then I'll leave you alone. 789 00:33:31,283 --> 00:33:33,350 I won't forgive myself if I don't say it. 790 00:33:35,013 --> 00:33:36,396 Yeah. 791 00:33:38,374 --> 00:33:39,825 Go ahead. 792 00:33:40,489 --> 00:33:42,886 Rebecca, look, I know I've made mistakes. 793 00:33:42,911 --> 00:33:44,278 Bad ones. 794 00:33:44,586 --> 00:33:46,886 And I realize I've been going about this all wrong, 795 00:33:46,911 --> 00:33:48,794 but you have to know... 796 00:33:50,713 --> 00:33:53,087 you are the only thing that makes me happy. 797 00:33:53,156 --> 00:33:54,400 When I'm not with you, 798 00:33:54,424 --> 00:33:56,457 my heart aches. 799 00:33:56,526 --> 00:33:58,959 I feel like I've lived in a quiet forest my whole life, 800 00:33:58,984 --> 00:34:01,272 and then you showed up, and the world starts to sing. 801 00:34:01,445 --> 00:34:04,447 I love you, plain and simple. 802 00:34:04,948 --> 00:34:09,251 You've awakened my heart and unlocked my soul. 803 00:34:09,349 --> 00:34:11,149 Oh, my God, that is so sweet. 804 00:34:11,174 --> 00:34:13,240 That is so sweet. What a great guy. 805 00:34:13,840 --> 00:34:15,006 Nathaniel... 806 00:34:16,198 --> 00:34:17,912 you memorized the ending speech 807 00:34:17,980 --> 00:34:19,347 from the movie Slumbered? 808 00:34:19,415 --> 00:34:20,915 Hmm? 809 00:34:21,221 --> 00:34:23,284 Yeah. Yes. 810 00:34:23,353 --> 00:34:24,719 That's-that's exactly what I did. 811 00:34:24,787 --> 00:34:26,520 I-I know you love that movie so much, 812 00:34:26,589 --> 00:34:29,457 so I watched it last night. 813 00:34:29,482 --> 00:34:31,524 You what? Yeah, I-I, uh... 814 00:34:31,549 --> 00:34:32,981 I streamed it. 815 00:34:34,346 --> 00:34:35,963 No, you did not. 816 00:34:36,399 --> 00:34:38,299 It's in the vault. 817 00:34:38,706 --> 00:34:40,000 You can't stream it. 818 00:34:40,069 --> 00:34:41,613 I mean, I should know. I've written the company 819 00:34:41,637 --> 00:34:43,571 countless amounts of letters. 820 00:34:45,963 --> 00:34:48,186 How did you even know I like that ending speech? 821 00:34:48,211 --> 00:34:49,643 I mean, I've thought about it. 822 00:34:49,712 --> 00:34:51,278 I fantasized about it. I used to... 823 00:34:51,347 --> 00:34:55,116 think about the way my dream man would say that to me. 824 00:34:55,184 --> 00:34:57,218 Well, that's it. You've mentioned it. 825 00:34:57,393 --> 00:34:58,953 No. No. No, I didn't. 826 00:34:59,021 --> 00:35:00,788 I don't... I don't tell people that. 827 00:35:00,813 --> 00:35:02,424 I've actually never told anyone that because it's... 828 00:35:03,096 --> 00:35:04,325 it's silly and embarrassing. 829 00:35:04,394 --> 00:35:06,127 I mean, it's not even a well-written speech. 830 00:35:06,195 --> 00:35:07,461 Well... I mean, 831 00:35:07,753 --> 00:35:09,720 the only thing I ever told was my diary. 832 00:35:09,745 --> 00:35:11,768 I used to write it over and over in my diary. 833 00:35:16,706 --> 00:35:18,806 It was him. He stole it. 834 00:35:18,875 --> 00:35:20,641 He flew to New Mexico 835 00:35:20,666 --> 00:35:22,466 and stole your diary from behind the toilet 836 00:35:22,491 --> 00:35:24,041 at Dad's house. Okay. He... 837 00:35:25,901 --> 00:35:27,348 What an invasion. 838 00:35:27,417 --> 00:35:28,883 Not surprising, coming from someone 839 00:35:28,951 --> 00:35:31,840 that wears that offensively titled Fett Regoso cologne. 840 00:35:31,865 --> 00:35:33,064 What, Nathaniel, 841 00:35:33,089 --> 00:35:34,855 you just thought you could "Take Her"? 842 00:35:34,947 --> 00:35:37,815 - Well, I'm taking her away from you. - Oh. 843 00:35:40,643 --> 00:35:41,829 Oh, you paid the director 844 00:35:41,898 --> 00:35:43,275 for him to get the part, didn't you? 845 00:35:44,567 --> 00:35:46,967 Wow. How much did that set you back? 846 00:35:47,036 --> 00:35:49,336 A lot. A lot. 847 00:35:49,405 --> 00:35:50,682 I-I thought that we were gonna get back together. 848 00:35:50,706 --> 00:35:53,107 - That's why I did it. I... - Tucker? Hey. 849 00:35:53,176 --> 00:35:56,110 Wait in the back. I'll deal with you in a second. 850 00:36:00,849 --> 00:36:02,749 You I'm gonna deal with now. 851 00:36:05,495 --> 00:36:08,462 - Dude. - I-I know. I... It's bad. 852 00:36:08,487 --> 00:36:10,754 Okay, but what was I supposed to do? 853 00:36:10,823 --> 00:36:12,543 I-I thought that we would get back together, 854 00:36:12,591 --> 00:36:14,760 and we would look back on this and laugh. 855 00:36:14,785 --> 00:36:16,271 You know what, Nathaniel, I get it. 856 00:36:16,295 --> 00:36:17,961 You love me. Loud and clear. 857 00:36:18,030 --> 00:36:21,916 But the way you show your love is so messed up. 858 00:36:21,941 --> 00:36:23,267 I mean, you just now 859 00:36:23,335 --> 00:36:24,335 tried to manipulate me, 860 00:36:24,360 --> 00:36:26,227 and you manipulated a child. 861 00:36:26,252 --> 00:36:28,019 Oh, if anyone manipulated anyone, 862 00:36:28,044 --> 00:36:29,476 it was him who manipulated me. 863 00:36:29,501 --> 00:36:31,875 So you're-you're blaming a 13-year-old for your actions? 864 00:36:31,911 --> 00:36:33,166 No. It's inexcusable. 865 00:36:33,191 --> 00:36:34,612 You know what, I was wrong. 866 00:36:34,637 --> 00:36:37,237 It's not that you don't know who I am. 867 00:36:37,950 --> 00:36:40,440 It's that we're not right for each other, 868 00:36:40,465 --> 00:36:42,221 and we never will be. 869 00:36:42,246 --> 00:36:47,301 All we do when we're together is scheme and cheat and lie. 870 00:36:47,350 --> 00:36:50,306 I am bad for you, and you are bad for me. 871 00:36:50,331 --> 00:36:52,273 So you know what? We are done. 872 00:36:52,298 --> 00:36:53,497 We're not on a break, 873 00:36:53,522 --> 00:36:55,088 not thinking about it. We're done. 874 00:36:57,536 --> 00:36:58,936 Please go. 875 00:37:08,399 --> 00:37:11,500 So, does your mom even know you're here? 876 00:37:11,922 --> 00:37:14,685 No. She thinks I'm with Dad. 877 00:37:14,754 --> 00:37:16,820 And you just came here for the audition? 878 00:37:17,750 --> 00:37:20,324 I-I really wanted to get to know you, really. 879 00:37:20,595 --> 00:37:22,495 The audition just happened to be here. 880 00:37:24,891 --> 00:37:27,464 Yeah. Yeah, I did. 881 00:37:27,489 --> 00:37:30,200 But Tucker, why did you lie? 882 00:37:30,269 --> 00:37:31,769 Why didn't you just tell me 883 00:37:31,837 --> 00:37:34,086 you wanted to come to L.A. for an audition? 884 00:37:34,594 --> 00:37:36,440 I mean, you could have trusted me. 885 00:37:36,509 --> 00:37:39,969 Trust you? You've ignored me all my life. 886 00:37:40,346 --> 00:37:43,531 And no adult has ever understood me. Ever. 887 00:37:43,556 --> 00:37:45,423 But you know how similar we are. 888 00:37:46,641 --> 00:37:47,718 Oh. 889 00:37:50,556 --> 00:37:52,125 So all those similarities we had, 890 00:37:52,150 --> 00:37:54,491 those were just things you stole from my diary? 891 00:37:54,560 --> 00:37:56,026 It started out that way. 892 00:37:56,051 --> 00:37:58,451 I was just saying all the things you said in the diary. 893 00:37:58,820 --> 00:38:00,831 I never watched Slumbered, 894 00:38:00,900 --> 00:38:03,400 - and I think milk with sugar in it is gross. - Mm. 895 00:38:03,425 --> 00:38:05,359 But we are the same. 896 00:38:06,133 --> 00:38:09,139 Just t-tell me you'll forgive me. 897 00:38:10,094 --> 00:38:11,141 Oh, my God. 898 00:38:11,166 --> 00:38:15,875 I'm a horrible, stupid, dumb, ugly, fat, stupid... 899 00:38:15,900 --> 00:38:18,280 Tucker, you don't have to keep quoting my diary. 900 00:38:18,320 --> 00:38:19,498 What? 901 00:38:19,523 --> 00:38:21,656 That's not in the diary. That's just how I feel. 902 00:38:22,047 --> 00:38:23,531 All the time. 903 00:38:24,007 --> 00:38:26,226 - Really? - Yes. 904 00:38:27,083 --> 00:38:29,183 That's finally the truth. 905 00:38:31,297 --> 00:38:33,964 Yeah, Tucker, I need your mom's number. 906 00:38:34,213 --> 00:38:36,146 The real one this time. 907 00:38:40,758 --> 00:38:42,439 She hates me now. 908 00:38:42,464 --> 00:38:45,477 Nah, no. I don't think she does. 909 00:38:55,392 --> 00:38:58,626 So, I talked to your mom. 910 00:38:58,935 --> 00:39:01,828 Uh, and she was... upset. 911 00:39:02,161 --> 00:39:03,733 But glad you're safe. 912 00:39:03,758 --> 00:39:06,592 And then we talked about some other stuff, 913 00:39:07,710 --> 00:39:10,067 and she agreed that when you get home, 914 00:39:10,635 --> 00:39:12,535 she's gonna find you a good therapist. 915 00:39:13,606 --> 00:39:15,873 That's what I needed when I was your age. 916 00:39:15,941 --> 00:39:17,632 You think I need therapy? 917 00:39:17,657 --> 00:39:19,891 Oh, no, I know you need therapy. 918 00:39:20,671 --> 00:39:22,346 And then I called Dad. 919 00:39:22,414 --> 00:39:23,874 Oh, no. 920 00:39:24,229 --> 00:39:26,096 And this summer, 921 00:39:26,121 --> 00:39:27,553 he's sending you to theater camp. 922 00:39:28,483 --> 00:39:29,887 What? 923 00:39:30,858 --> 00:39:31,989 Wait, really? 924 00:39:32,057 --> 00:39:33,457 He'd never do that. 925 00:39:33,492 --> 00:39:35,592 I talked him into it. 926 00:39:36,030 --> 00:39:37,761 Also, I'm paying for the theater camp, 927 00:39:37,786 --> 00:39:39,840 and I'm also paying to replace you 928 00:39:39,865 --> 00:39:41,465 at the construction site this summer, 929 00:39:41,490 --> 00:39:45,038 'cause he is... literally the worst person. 930 00:39:45,063 --> 00:39:47,181 Neither here nor there. Anyway, Tucker, 931 00:39:47,206 --> 00:39:49,539 but... 932 00:39:49,608 --> 00:39:52,042 you can't do Peter Pan. 933 00:39:52,111 --> 00:39:54,655 It's just not right, you know? 934 00:39:54,680 --> 00:39:56,346 You lied and schemed to get it. 935 00:39:56,415 --> 00:39:57,741 You didn't earn it. 936 00:39:57,766 --> 00:40:00,166 But that's how show business works, right? 937 00:40:00,314 --> 00:40:03,319 That is true. Yes. But... 938 00:40:04,529 --> 00:40:06,729 it's just no way to live your life. 939 00:40:07,778 --> 00:40:09,645 So, uh, you're gonna go home soon. 940 00:40:09,670 --> 00:40:11,226 Okay. 941 00:40:12,757 --> 00:40:14,331 So do you hate me now? 942 00:40:14,400 --> 00:40:16,500 No. Hey, no. 943 00:40:16,568 --> 00:40:17,868 I love you. 944 00:40:18,991 --> 00:40:20,604 I love you, too. 945 00:40:20,629 --> 00:40:22,462 - Jinx. - Jinx. 946 00:40:22,618 --> 00:40:25,776 But before you go home, there is something we need to do. 947 00:40:26,070 --> 00:40:27,336 Okay. 948 00:40:29,618 --> 00:40:32,552 I kept a VCR just for this movie. 949 00:40:35,155 --> 00:40:38,322 All right, so, I recorded it from TV, 950 00:40:38,347 --> 00:40:40,748 so there are some commercials. 951 00:40:40,773 --> 00:40:42,406 Take Her. 952 00:40:42,431 --> 00:40:44,765 Take Her, by Fett Regoso. 953 00:40:44,964 --> 00:40:46,596 Here we go. 954 00:40:46,665 --> 00:40:48,665 Ooh. 955 00:40:55,752 --> 00:40:57,985 Does the animation get better? 956 00:40:58,452 --> 00:41:00,385 Oh, no. 957 00:41:09,922 --> 00:41:11,855 Take her. 958 00:41:12,562 --> 00:41:16,059 When you see what you want, take her. 959 00:41:16,128 --> 00:41:17,361 Take her. Take her. 960 00:41:17,429 --> 00:41:18,729 Take her. Take her. 961 00:41:18,754 --> 00:41:19,853 No matter what she says, 962 00:41:19,878 --> 00:41:22,445 turn that no into a yes. 963 00:41:22,601 --> 00:41:25,535 Take... No, sorry. Cut, cut, cut. 964 00:41:25,604 --> 00:41:26,837 Cut. Take five. 965 00:41:26,862 --> 00:41:28,549 Guys, I'm not sure about this. 966 00:41:28,574 --> 00:41:30,540 Something doesn't feel right. 967 00:41:30,609 --> 00:41:32,409 You're right. You're right, it's all wrong. 968 00:41:32,434 --> 00:41:34,267 The women should be naked. 969 00:41:34,292 --> 00:41:35,991 The men need bigger boots. 970 00:41:36,016 --> 00:41:38,625 No, I just don't think this is gonna age well. 971 00:41:38,650 --> 00:41:41,619 No offense. This is kind of why I wanted a female director. 972 00:41:41,687 --> 00:41:45,088 In television? I love this guy. 973 00:41:45,113 --> 00:41:47,747 I love it. Let's take it from the top! 974 00:41:47,860 --> 00:41:51,382 -- Synced and corrected by ChrisKe -- -- www.addic7ed.com --