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Five more minutes
till the big grand prize raffle.

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You got your ticket, Hank?

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You know it.
I need that TV, baby.

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All I got is this
grainy-ass Zenith

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with a VHS copy
of 13 Going on 30 stuck inside.

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Now, that's a hell of a movie,
but that is a bummer, man.

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Got an e-mail.

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From my son.

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Hope it's good news.

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The boy says, "Hey, Pop."

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That's a really
good start, Hank.

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"Just reaching out
to let you know

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that Mom is getting remarried...

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- to Reggie."
- Oh, Hank.

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I am so sorry. Who's Reggie?

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Well, remember when Hank's
ex-wife Lorraine cheated on him

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with that great big
football player

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who lived in his building?

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That's Reggie.

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That's right.

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And Hank said he could
hear the sound of them

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making love upstairs.

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What was it,
it was something like...

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No, no, no.

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www.subtitulamos.tv

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Hank, are you sure you're okay?

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Your ex-wife getting remarried
is a really big deal,

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and your calmness
is kind of freaking us out.

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No, I'm fine. In fact,
I was just about to write

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a reply e-mail to my son,
telling him how fine I feel.

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"Dear son, I'm fine."

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Send. See?

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You know, Hank,
you don't have to pretend.

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I mean, I've been there.
When my cheating ex-husband

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got remarried, boy, it sucked,

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and I held onto the anger about
it for a long time. Too long.

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Nah, I feel good. I mean,
really, really, really, really,

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really, really, really, really,
really, really good.

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She's moved on and so have I.
That book is closed.

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Are you sure?
Because your brain looks like

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it's throbbing
through your scalp.

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Well, that's because I'm excited
about the raffle.

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You know, uh, the brain works
overtime during raffles.

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But four out of five
raffle scientists agree.

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You can't argue with four out
of five raffle scientists.

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Good morning, everyone.

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I need to get made up for my
stupid sister's stupid wedding,

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so let's get through
this quick, capisce?

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Boy, she knows how to make
an event fun, doesn't she?

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All right, give me that TV.

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Come on down to Hankytown.

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Today's my lucky day!

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Oh, God, I hope he wins this TV.

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Well, what about us?
I could use a little high-def

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Bradley Cooper in my life.

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No, no, no.
I have been in his shoes.

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He needs this
a lot more than we do.

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He seems to be taking it
just fine to me.

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Please, please, please, please,
please, please, please.

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And... the winner

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of this beautiful 65-inch TV set

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is number 4-3...

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- 5...
- 623.

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- 6... -Come on, come on!
Say it, Allison!

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- 623.
- 2...

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- 623!
- 629.

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Yes!

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All I do is win.

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Ah, let me see,
which one of these is it?

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What? This hater bought up
every ticket in the place.

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He won by cheating.

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It's not cheating, Hank.

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I just bought more tickets.

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Look, to put it another way,

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I won because I've got more
money than you.

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That's America, baby doll.

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Gorgeous George, I will slap
that mustache off your face

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and kick it down the hallway!

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Hold it, bud.

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I can't restrain you
the way I used to.

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Last week, I threw my back out
throwing my shoulder out.

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Want us to deliver it
to your room?

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Well, I've already got
more televisions

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than I know what to do with.

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Plus, all of them are so much
nicer than this one.

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Then give it to me! Gimme,
gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme!

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Install it in my crapper.

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I'll listen to my programs
as I shower.

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You're gonna listen to a 4K TV?

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That is a waste of K's!

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Allison!

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For once in your miserable life,

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do something!

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Guys, put the TV
in my office for now.

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George,
we'll install it tomorrow.

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Okay.

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Here.

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Here's five bucks.

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Save up for a new TV.

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Loser.

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Oh, man, you didn't need that

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on top of everything
with your wife.

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This isn't about my ex-wife.

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This is about me and that TV.
We belong together.

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In sickness and in health,
for better or for worse.

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Till death do us part!

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You guys, call me cuckoo,

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but I'm starting to think
that this anger

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may be about his ex-wife.

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We need to do
something for Hank.

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I haven't seen him this upset

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since he found out that
RadioShack went out of business.

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Yeah, we kept it from him
as long as we could.

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We all know what you're driving
at, Margaret, and I accept.

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I'll talk to Hank and get him
to open up about his ex.

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And I'll even do it for free.

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Sid, there's no way in hell
that he is gonna open up to you.

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And why would we pay you for it?

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Because I'm the most sensitive
person in the group.

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Are you stupid, Margaret?

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- I'm a great listener.
- Sid...

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I'm not through yet, Margaret.

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People say that empathy
is my superpower.

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Who has said that to you?

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Well, it's more like
a whisper on the wind,

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rather than a specific person,

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but I will get Hank
to talk about Lorraine.

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Hank doesn't open up
about his feelings.

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He's proud, he's insecure,

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he's quiet, he's a man.

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No, what Hank needs is a win.

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Yep.

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What do you mean?

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I know what Hank
is going through.

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When my cheating ex-husband
got remarried,

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I went to a very,
very dark place.

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What, like, bingeing ice cream?

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No, I put a pound of cocaine
in his honeymoon luggage.

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We need to do something
to turn Hank's mood around.

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I think we should
make this Hank day.

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We'll do whatever he wants
to do, no matter how stupid.

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All right, everybody, listen up.

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I decided what I'm gonna do
about this, uh, TV issue.

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I want to steal the TV
out of Allison's office.

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Now before y'all
shout me down...

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- I think that's a great idea.
- Yay, Hank!

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Y'all never listen to my ideas!
This is about justice.

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- We're all on board, Hank.
- We're there.

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- You are?
- Yeah.

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Well, cool.
Then let's go steal that TV.

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All right, so let's get started
planning this heist,

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which I am calling
"Hank's Eleven."

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- So...
- Uh, h-hold on.

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Hank's Eleven?
There's only four of us.

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Yeah, the movie was called
Ocean's Eleven

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because there were 11 people.

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No, because the heist took place
at 11:00 at night.

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So, wait a minute,
by that logic,

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then Ocean's Thirteen took place
at 13:00?

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That's correct. Military time.

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I think it's an excellent name
for a heist. We all do.

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So here's how Hank's Eleven...

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is gonna go down.

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So the TV is currently
in Allison's office, now...

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You know, Hank, if I may,
I am somewhat of a heist expert,

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and I've taken the liberty

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to create this scale model

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of Shady Meadows.

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When did you have time
to make this?

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I'm 70. When didn't I have time
to make this?

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Well, either way,

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I think we're following
Hank's lead here, aren't we?

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Or, or, or, or, or...
Hank could have a chat

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with the most empathetic person
in the room.

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Some people call me
Mr. Emotions Man.

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Just drop it, Sid.
That book is closed.

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We're stealing the TV.
That's it.

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Okay, let's get back
to the plan now.

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This gingerbread man,
which represents Hank,

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will release laughing gas
in the vents...

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Well, first of all,
I want to be a cooler cookie.

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And where are we gonna
get laughing gas?

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Well, my friend Mitch
is a dentist,

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or he was a dentist,
until he lost his license

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for selling laughing gas.

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I don't think we're
gonna need the laughing gas.

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I think what Hank was
probably going to say

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is that all we have to do

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is wait until everybody
is asleep.

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We will sneak into Allison's
office and we will take the TV.

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Well, that's exactly
what I was gonna say.

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I would've thrown in a couple
more, uh, "Hank's Elevens"

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up in there, but that's
basically the gist of it.

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All right.
This is gonna be easy.

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It's a retirement community.

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All we have to do is stay awake
till 9:30.

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- Wait, wait a minute.
- No! -No.

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Oh, all right, 9:00.

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All right, so what
we have to do is...

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Back up, back up, back up!

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Why is she still
in her office at 9:00?

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Doesn't she get off work
at 6:00?

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Oh, honey, she hasn't
gotten off in years.

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Yeah, I guess the fatal flaw
of this whole plan is we forgot

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that Allison
is a gigantic loser.

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It's prom season, betches!

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And if you want
the perfect smoky eye

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to get you the perfect
smokin' guy...

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Oh, this is pathetic.

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The woman is 40 years old

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and doesn't know
how to do a smoky eye?

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Now all we have to do
is think of something

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that'll get Allison
out of her office, fast.

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Got it.

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Allison, get out
of your office, fast.

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Why? What?

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Sid just passed out
all up in the sauna.

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All right, betches.

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Now let's clean up
that bikini line.

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Help! Help! Woe is me!

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Ah, boy, we're too late.

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Rest in peace, tiny angel.

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Allison!

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Ah, what the heck? I just spoke.

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The door is locked.

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- I'm-a go get help.
- No, wait, wait.

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I'm still in here.

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Good luck in there,
Mr. Emotions Man.

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You can lock the door on me,

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but you cannot lock the door
on your feelings!

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I mean, this is all a total
and complete accident.

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Nothing is afoot.

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I still think that we all
should be wearing ski masks.

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I mean, w-who does a heist
without a ski mask?

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It's embarrassing.

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This is not your heist.
We're doing this for Hank.

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Well, you know, the craziest
thing just happened.

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Yeah, I just found out
that one of my ex-wives

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is getting remarried...
oh, yeah...

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I'm not buying it, Charlie.

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- Please?
- No.

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Mission accomplished.

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Allison and Sid are locked up
in the sauna.

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Sid's okay with that?

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And this has nothing to do
with the fact that he wants you

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to talk about your ex-wife?

247
00:12:50,504 --> 00:12:52,692
Okay. Well, all very believable.

248
00:12:52,719 --> 00:12:53,873
It's your heist.

249
00:12:57,111 --> 00:12:59,079
Crap. It's locked.

250
00:12:59,113 --> 00:13:01,610
Well, we're gonna
have to jimmy the lock.

251
00:13:01,727 --> 00:13:03,417
Charlie, run down the hall
and be a lookout

252
00:13:03,450 --> 00:13:05,085
while Margaret and I break in.

253
00:13:05,119 --> 00:13:07,954
A lookout? I'm the mastermind.

254
00:13:07,988 --> 00:13:10,028
You don't ask the mastermind
be the lookout.

255
00:13:10,055 --> 00:13:13,381
That's like asking the general
to be the...

256
00:13:14,091 --> 00:13:15,184
lookout.

257
00:13:18,092 --> 00:13:18,832
All right.

258
00:13:18,865 --> 00:13:20,600
How are we gonna
jimmy this lock?

259
00:13:20,634 --> 00:13:25,472
With the help of my old friend,
my RadioShack rewards card.

260
00:13:32,538 --> 00:13:34,139
It won't budge. You try.

261
00:13:40,254 --> 00:13:43,057
Help! Let us out!

262
00:13:43,090 --> 00:13:44,881
Ooh, my fingers smell funny.

263
00:13:45,974 --> 00:13:47,920
I think they're cooking
in the heat.

264
00:13:48,662 --> 00:13:50,099
Should I eat them?

265
00:13:51,756 --> 00:13:53,700
How long have we been in here?

266
00:13:54,184 --> 00:13:55,494
Seven minutes.

267
00:14:01,597 --> 00:14:02,505
What?

268
00:14:02,576 --> 00:14:03,977
Does my makeup look weird?

269
00:14:04,010 --> 00:14:07,021
Oh, honey, you look like somebody
put Beetlejuice in the microwave.

270
00:14:07,547 --> 00:14:09,666
Oh, great. Beetlejuice.

271
00:14:09,693 --> 00:14:12,652
That's the wedding look
I was going for. Beetlejuice.

272
00:14:12,686 --> 00:14:15,143
"Hey, which bridesmaid
you want to hook up with?"

273
00:14:15,170 --> 00:14:16,158
"The one that looks
like Beetle..."

274
00:14:16,185 --> 00:14:17,857
Don't say it a third time!

275
00:14:17,891 --> 00:14:20,185
Unless you want
a real problem on your hands.

276
00:14:22,006 --> 00:14:25,388
Well, we're officially stuck.

277
00:14:26,032 --> 00:14:27,534
I guess the one upside
is I might miss

278
00:14:27,567 --> 00:14:29,912
my stupid, self-obsessed
sister's wedding.

279
00:14:31,084 --> 00:14:34,158
You know, Allison, I have
a skill that some people call

280
00:14:34,185 --> 00:14:35,506
a superpower.

281
00:14:35,942 --> 00:14:38,088
Don't let this freak you out,
but I'm sensing

282
00:14:38,115 --> 00:14:40,310
you have some problems
with your sister.

283
00:14:42,303 --> 00:14:44,718
Yeah, I just said that.

284
00:14:45,310 --> 00:14:46,720
Look, the thing is,

285
00:14:46,753 --> 00:14:48,971
my sister's always been
the star of the family,

286
00:14:48,998 --> 00:14:51,029
a-and I never get any attention.

287
00:14:53,006 --> 00:14:55,729
Yeah, so you were hoping that
maybe if you got married first,

288
00:14:55,762 --> 00:14:57,764
you'd gain some ground
on your sister,

289
00:14:57,797 --> 00:15:00,111
but, honey, that ship
is sailing fast,

290
00:15:00,138 --> 00:15:02,443
and there's a brisk wind
behind it.

291
00:15:03,553 --> 00:15:05,810
And I'm standing
all alone on the dock.

292
00:15:06,248 --> 00:15:07,607
Looking like Beetlejuice.

293
00:15:07,634 --> 00:15:10,709
Damn it, Allison!
You said it a third time!

294
00:15:10,944 --> 00:15:14,181
Brace yourself. It's about
to get real crowded in here.

295
00:15:18,545 --> 00:15:22,789
There she is.
There's my beautiful television.

296
00:15:23,170 --> 00:15:25,951
Damn, girl, you sure look sexy.

297
00:15:27,527 --> 00:15:30,529
Looks like Hank's Eleven has
fallen into place.

298
00:15:30,864 --> 00:15:33,467
I'm like a combination
of George Clooney, Brad Pitt

299
00:15:33,500 --> 00:15:35,569
and Matt Damon
all rolled up into one.

300
00:15:35,912 --> 00:15:38,071
You took the words
right out of my mouth.

301
00:15:38,104 --> 00:15:40,513
You are a genius, Hank.

302
00:15:41,583 --> 00:15:42,923
Wait a minute.

303
00:15:44,795 --> 00:15:46,818
Did you just call me a genius?

304
00:15:47,113 --> 00:15:49,082
- What the hell is going on in here?
- Nothing.

305
00:15:49,115 --> 00:15:51,585
I-I just think
you're killing it today.

306
00:15:51,618 --> 00:15:53,153
Now, you've gone along
with every one of my ideas.

307
00:15:53,187 --> 00:15:55,555
You haven't called me
a moron once.

308
00:15:57,094 --> 00:15:58,630
Wait a minute.

309
00:15:58,792 --> 00:16:01,328
You're doing all of this
'cause you feeling bad for me?

310
00:16:01,361 --> 00:16:02,962
This is a pity heist.

311
00:16:02,996 --> 00:16:05,932
You really think I'm that upset
about my ex-wife?

312
00:16:06,678 --> 00:16:09,336
- No? -Look, I don't care
what Lorraine is doing

313
00:16:09,369 --> 00:16:10,970
and I don't care
who she's doing it with,

314
00:16:11,004 --> 00:16:13,173
and I don't care what her
mattress sounds like

315
00:16:13,207 --> 00:16:14,374
when they doing it.

316
00:16:14,408 --> 00:16:16,021
And for the record, it's...

317
00:16:28,162 --> 00:16:30,857
Can we please just take the TV
and be done with it?

318
00:16:30,890 --> 00:16:32,859
You know what?
I don't want that TV now.

319
00:16:32,892 --> 00:16:35,362
You don't pity me, I pity you!
You take it.

320
00:16:35,395 --> 00:16:37,731
- Fine, I will.
- The hell you will.

321
00:16:37,764 --> 00:16:42,502
Get your hands off that.
That's my 65-inch TV set.

322
00:16:42,536 --> 00:16:44,371
You wouldn't even know
what to do with it.

323
00:16:44,404 --> 00:16:46,021
I would watch it.

324
00:16:46,338 --> 00:16:48,904
Well, you just have
an answer for everything.

325
00:16:50,096 --> 00:16:51,531
I got gas.

326
00:16:53,365 --> 00:16:55,440
Charlie, tell me the truth.

327
00:16:55,467 --> 00:16:56,916
Is this a pity heist?

328
00:16:56,950 --> 00:16:58,760
Oh, absolutely not. No.

329
00:16:58,787 --> 00:17:00,920
This heist is 'cause we all felt
really sorry for you

330
00:17:00,954 --> 00:17:02,701
and thought you might
need a win.

331
00:17:02,728 --> 00:17:05,364
That's a textbook pity heist.

332
00:17:05,560 --> 00:17:07,227
Well, whatever it is,
I got the laughing gas

333
00:17:07,261 --> 00:17:08,862
to cover our escape.

334
00:17:08,889 --> 00:17:11,084
There is no one to escape from.

335
00:17:11,111 --> 00:17:13,177
We do not need gas.

336
00:17:13,600 --> 00:17:16,576
So no ski masks, no gas.

337
00:17:16,810 --> 00:17:18,071
This heist sucks.

338
00:17:18,104 --> 00:17:20,173
If you're so worried

339
00:17:20,206 --> 00:17:21,775
about not being caught,

340
00:17:21,808 --> 00:17:23,910
why don't you try making
a little bit less noise,

341
00:17:23,943 --> 00:17:25,111
you dumbass.

342
00:17:25,144 --> 00:17:27,521
Why am I... why am I laughing?

343
00:17:27,548 --> 00:17:28,615
What is happening?

344
00:17:29,287 --> 00:17:31,551
The nozzle came off.

345
00:17:33,219 --> 00:17:35,826
I shouldn't have
knocked it over.

346
00:17:36,956 --> 00:17:38,458
Why does everything we do

347
00:17:38,492 --> 00:17:41,654
always have to be
so damn stupid all the time?

348
00:17:42,029 --> 00:17:45,810
Like, like,
my marriage. It's stupid.

349
00:17:46,400 --> 00:17:49,269
The truth is coming out.
Keep going.

350
00:17:49,303 --> 00:17:52,406
My-my soul mate cheated on me,

351
00:17:52,439 --> 00:17:55,409
and-and she left a gaping hole
where my heart should be.

352
00:17:55,442 --> 00:17:56,810
Yeah.

353
00:17:56,843 --> 00:17:59,709
And we thought we could
fill it with a TV.

354
00:18:00,980 --> 00:18:02,749
Now the devil woman
wants to marry

355
00:18:02,782 --> 00:18:04,865
the man she cheated on me with!

356
00:18:06,099 --> 00:18:08,771
That kind of pain
doesn't go away!

357
00:18:10,342 --> 00:18:12,631
I'm dead inside!

358
00:18:20,873 --> 00:18:22,669
Damn, damn, damn!

359
00:18:32,670 --> 00:18:36,282
I can't believe you all thought
I needed this pity heist.

360
00:18:36,316 --> 00:18:38,251
Yeah, but don't you feel better
now that you've said

361
00:18:38,284 --> 00:18:40,854
all that stuff you were
holding deep inside?

362
00:18:40,887 --> 00:18:44,420
No. It was just the gas.
And the gas has passed.

363
00:18:46,443 --> 00:18:48,628
I'll bet Mr. Emotion Man
was excited to hear

364
00:18:48,662 --> 00:18:51,431
about your breakthrough when
you let him out of the sauna.

365
00:18:53,287 --> 00:18:55,209
Right.
"Let him out."

366
00:18:55,927 --> 00:18:57,295
I didn't do that.

367
00:19:03,162 --> 00:19:05,502
How'd you guys
get out of the sauna?

368
00:19:05,529 --> 00:19:08,662
We made it out when Mr. Randall
came in for his morning steam.

369
00:19:08,943 --> 00:19:10,849
Completely naked, by the way.

370
00:19:11,279 --> 00:19:13,154
Lowest testicles I've ever seen.

371
00:19:13,990 --> 00:19:15,390
Oh, I've seen lower.

372
00:19:17,076 --> 00:19:19,058
Happy ending to Allison's story:

373
00:19:19,092 --> 00:19:22,671
we made some serious
breakthroughs about her sister.

374
00:19:22,829 --> 00:19:24,698
Oh, that didn't happen.

375
00:19:25,093 --> 00:19:27,166
You kept crying because you
thought Beetlejuice was coming,

376
00:19:27,200 --> 00:19:28,835
and then you tried
to eat your fingers.

377
00:19:28,868 --> 00:19:32,530
I was tasting them, Allison,
tasting.

378
00:19:34,508 --> 00:19:36,676
And Hank.

379
00:19:37,093 --> 00:19:40,480
I spent most of my time in the
sauna planning to murder you.

380
00:19:40,960 --> 00:19:42,882
Then I realized
I sweated off ten pounds

381
00:19:42,916 --> 00:19:45,554
and I'm gonna be the hottest
bridesmaid at that wedding.

382
00:19:45,804 --> 00:19:47,921
Way hotter than my bitch sister.

383
00:19:49,054 --> 00:19:51,265
We've got some work
to do, still.

384
00:19:53,760 --> 00:19:55,729
Can one of you escort me
to the infirmary?

385
00:19:55,762 --> 00:19:58,194
I haven't peed in 14 hours.

386
00:19:59,132 --> 00:20:00,483
I'll take you.

387
00:20:01,319 --> 00:20:03,780
Don't worry about the pee.
It'll come.

388
00:20:04,866 --> 00:20:07,949
I'm gonna go, uh, go help
Allison with her smoky eye.

389
00:20:07,976 --> 00:20:10,410
She, she really is pathetic,
isn't she?

390
00:20:10,694 --> 00:20:12,444
Yes, she is.

391
00:20:12,851 --> 00:20:14,080
And, uh, Margaret.

392
00:20:14,905 --> 00:20:16,049
One last thing.

393
00:20:16,315 --> 00:20:17,326
What is it?

394
00:20:18,311 --> 00:20:19,302
Thank you.

395
00:20:20,954 --> 00:20:23,356
What exactly are you
thanking me for?

396
00:20:23,389 --> 00:20:27,126
Don't push me, Margaret.
That's as far as I'm going.

397
00:20:27,913 --> 00:20:29,596
All right, I'll take it.

398
00:20:29,796 --> 00:20:31,499
I'll see you later...

399
00:20:32,099 --> 00:20:33,287
you moron.

400
00:20:41,074 --> 00:20:43,809
It's movie night!

401
00:20:45,161 --> 00:20:49,716
Tonight's film
is 13 Going on 30.

402
00:20:50,129 --> 00:20:52,719
Now, I chose this film

403
00:20:52,860 --> 00:20:55,793
'cause it's an enchanting
romantic comedy

404
00:20:56,239 --> 00:20:59,826
and plus, it's still stuck
in the VCR part

405
00:20:59,859 --> 00:21:02,004
of my TV/VCR combo.

406
00:21:03,215 --> 00:21:08,528
So imagine this:
when the day begins, you're 13.

407
00:21:09,004 --> 00:21:11,404
But when the Moon comes up,
you're 30.

408
00:21:12,584 --> 00:21:14,199
She can't even drive a car.

409
00:21:15,528 --> 00:21:18,177
'Cause she looks 30
on the outside,

410
00:21:19,043 --> 00:21:21,681
but on the inside,

411
00:21:22,394 --> 00:21:23,782
she's 13.

412
00:21:25,471 --> 00:21:27,261
Y'all a bunch of wusses.

413
00:21:27,288 --> 00:21:31,676
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