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- sync and corrections by Mr. C -
- www.addic7ed.com -

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Oh, shit!

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- Ooh.
- Yes, sir.

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Yes, sir. I can't thank
y'all enough for this shit.

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Need to slip my female
problems for a few days.

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A getaway will do wonders.

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And nothing says escape like Sin City.

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Ain't gonna be no sinning for me.

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- Too risky.
- Tell me about it.

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I've knocked up my share of showgirls.

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I'm sure even Spence has snapped one

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past the goalie with a
cheerleader or two.

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Well, you know,

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it happens to the best of us, boys.

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Well, we still need to see a show,

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and I hear that Britney
Spears is a hot ticket.

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All I'm hitting is a
first-class spa treatment,

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followed by a meal fit for a king.

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I'll get you into Momofuku.
Best Asian in town.

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- Momo-what?
- Not before I hit that craps table, man

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'Cause you know I'm sick on those dice.

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Not with my money, you not.

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- Hold up.
- I gotta get to the office.

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We're negotiating Travis
Scott's residency deal.

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Ah, Travis is my boy. Make sure
you give him a dab for me.

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- What's that?
- Never mind.

27
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This is Sara. She'll
get you to your suite.

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And good luck with the
Mayor Meg meeting.

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Thank you for setting that up.
I'll call you later.

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Oh, God, do I hate your fucking
guts for not bringing me.

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Hey, listen, it's a
business trip. It's not a bachelor party

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Yeah, right, keep telling
yourself that one, pal.

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Did you tell Anderson yet that God spoke

34
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and told you to Moses a football
franchise to the Mojave?

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His ass is still raw over
Hastings killing his casino idea.

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He's still down, though.

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Just don't turn this into
a five-day fuckfest, okay?

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We got a lot of shit
popping off right now.

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And not having you here
isn't gonna make it easy.

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Joe, I have all the confidence
in the world in you.

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Yeah. Oh, that's Virginia.

42
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Go fuck yourself!

43
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Hey, I'll be up in a minute.

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- What's going on?
- Bossman is on the line

45
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and been getting Spencer's
voicemail all morning.

46
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Says it's an emergency.

47
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- Yeah, put him through.
- Got it.

48
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Strasmore?

49
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No, it's his partner, Joe Krutel.

50
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How's our favorite
Dallas Cowboys executive

51
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this fine morning?

52
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Have you seen Vernon Littelfield's

53
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recent wardrobe choices on Instagram?

54
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No. What, is he mixing
stripes and plaids again?

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You clearly don't grasp the
gravity of the situation.

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I suggest you talk to that young man.

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Immediately.

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Oh, motherfucker!

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- Virginia!
- Yes?

60
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Get Vern and Reg on the phone
for me right now, please.

61
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Sizzle wants an appraisal on his boat.

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And Kisan Teague has serious
issues with what's going on...

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For the love of all
that's holy, Virginia,

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get Vern and Reg on the phone right now.

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- Joe, Kisan is...
- Has issues. I know.

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The whole fucking world knows that
Kisan Teague has fucking issues.

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But right now, Kisan Teague

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can Kisan my pasty white ass.

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Hey, Kee-san! How are you?

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I was just about to call you.

71
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Ah. Ahem. Everything cool?

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Nah. It's Kah-san.

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- What did I say?
- And I need a new fucking agent.

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- Oh, yeah, easy.
- Yeah, but first,

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you can start by dropping
them draws, though,

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so my boy Cliff

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can kiss on that "pasty white ass."

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No, when I... whoa.

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It's getting a little real, Cliff.
Blink.

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The fucking agent, Joe!

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- Come on, man, what the fuck?
- Get Jason on the phone, please?

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God! I mean, she's new...

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She's not working out.

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I'm so sorry, Mr. Carter,

85
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the Cousteau Suite is booked,

86
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but the Presidential
Suite is even nicer.

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Sir, does it have a giant aquarium

88
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with iridescent fish?

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Any man with 1,100 catches...

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- Whoa!
- and a gold jacket deserves his fish.

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1,101, Spence. It's
good to see you, man.

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- It's good to see you, too, brother.
- Man, it's been a minute.

93
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- Yeah, man.
- It has been a minute.

94
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Don't melt down, big guy.

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- Hi.
- Hi.

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- Wow. I haven't seen this one in...
- It's been quite some time.

97
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Actually, Wayne put you
in the Cousteau Suite,

98
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so why don't we just swap rooms?

99
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- High-class problems?
- You don't mind, do you?

100
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No, I don't mind at all. I look
more presidential than you, anyway.

101
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Come on.

102
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Well, that ain't
saying much these days.

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- I'll catch up with you later.
- Let's do it.

104
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All right, Cris.

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Wow, it's nice to see

106
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you're still making huge sacrifices

107
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for the comfort and
well-being of others.

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I have enough marine life down in Miami.

109
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Yeah, how is Miami?

110
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Sexy.

111
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Miami is just beautiful.

112
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- You know how it is. It's...
- Yeah.

113
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Wow, so, here. You still work here, huh?

114
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Yes. Yep, I... I do.

115
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Yeah, you got a lot of stuff to do. Go.

116
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Go work, and maybe we'll catch up later.

117
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- I do know where to find you.
- Yeah.

118
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- Yeah!
- T, hold up, bro.

119
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Oh, man, don't kill my
motherfucking joy, man.

120
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You know I don't gamble.

121
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What do you call not wrapping your
joint before giving Amber a poke?

122
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If you wanna shoot dice, that's fine,

123
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but let's just be quiet about this.

124
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I'm trying to keep this trip low-key.

125
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Okay, man. Jesus!

126
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Come on, fellas, set 'em up. Here we go.

127
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- Yeah, ready?
- Welcome, gentlemen.

128
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Give me some scratch, Rick?

129
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Hold on.

130
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- $500? That's light, man.
- That's all you get.

131
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- That's all you get. All you get.
- It's Vegas.

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$500.

133
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Oh, there it is.

134
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Oh, put it right there. Here we go.

135
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- You really like this shit, huh?
- Grab two, man.

136
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Make this a night to remember. Let's go.

137
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See? This is why I don't fucking gamble.
You know what I'm saying?

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Get your head
in the game, Greane.

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We run this down one time, then we
delete it from our minds forever.

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- Cool?
- Cool.

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- All right.
- And we are now moving in a new directi

142
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And what direction is that?

143
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Right there. That's
where you lost them.

144
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You paused and looked away before
you answered the question.

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- I was looking for the answer.
- Baby, you need to have the answer.

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But I didn't have the answer.

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Make them think that
you have the answer.

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Look how you're sitting right now

149
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with your shoulders all slumped.

150
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And when you bulge your
eyes out like that,

151
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although hilarious and adorable,

152
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it does zilch for your cred.

153
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So, what I'd do right?

154
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Well, you didn't curse or cry,

155
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so that's something to build on.

156
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Baby, when I give my patients bad news,

157
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I deliver it as directly and
dispassionately as I can.

158
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I'm not cold or cruel, but
I don't sugarcoat it.

159
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Charles...

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you're dying.

161
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I don't like this game.

162
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You just deliver the
information, then you get out,

163
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because chances are you're gonna
have to do it over and over again.

164
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Yeah, see, but the problem is is I have
no clue as to why we fired our OC.

165
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Doesn't matter.

166
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Time to wipe the slate clean, Greane.

167
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It's a new day for the Black Swan.

168
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Wow.

169
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Another great drive, Mayor.
That's three in a row.

170
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50 years of practice pays off.

171
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It's more than I can say for you.

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Ah. You talking about my golf game

173
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or the fact that I want to bring
a football team here to Vegas?

174
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It's not easy convincing the taxpayers

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and the stadium committee to
pay for something they see

176
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as the most expensive
tourist trap on the planet.

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Okay, well, let me try. All right?

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I can alter the perception
of Vegas as Sin City,

179
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and what happens in Vegas
doesn't need to stay here.

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We made a fortune on that slogan.

181
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- You want to change it?
- No. No, I don't want to change it.

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I love the slogan, but I want
to give it greater context.

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I need the league to
know that there's a lot

184
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of good, hardworking
people here in Vegas.

185
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- You know that.
- But you're not a local.

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What makes you think
they're gonna trust you?

187
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Look, I've been doing all of my
off-season training here for years.

188
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Plus, who else are you gonna trust

189
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to push football in
Vegas, Siegfried and Roy?

190
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Listen, I really, really applaud

191
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your aggressive play.

192
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You're just like you were on the field.

193
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But Councilman Sawyer just won't budge,

194
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and he's very influential
with the committee.

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But if by some miracle
you can convince him

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to use public money to fund the stadium,

197
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you have my support.

198
00:09:01,829 --> 00:09:03,079
Take him to dinner tonight.

199
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I'll make the introduction.

200
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I love it! Thank you.

201
00:09:05,967 --> 00:09:07,249
Give me some, Mayor.

202
00:09:07,301 --> 00:09:09,885
And I'm gonna find a place
with air conditioning.

203
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Fuck this.

204
00:09:33,911 --> 00:09:35,528
Yo, J., how'd it go with Kisan?

205
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- He's a no-show.
- What?

206
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Motherfucker! He said
he needed an agent.

207
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He was dying to meet you.
He must've got held up.

208
00:09:41,753 --> 00:09:43,786
Yeah, well, I don't like being tested.

209
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I don't like waiting,
especially for a running back.

210
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So I'm ghost. You solve
that shit for Vern?

211
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Yeah, I'm on my way right now.

212
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All right, well, pick
up the pace, Joe-Joe.

213
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I mean, if those pictures
start to get reposted,

214
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Vern's in deep shit.

215
00:10:00,638 --> 00:10:01,771
Fuck!

216
00:10:04,142 --> 00:10:06,809
Hey, yo, my man.

217
00:10:06,861 --> 00:10:08,144
You lost?

218
00:10:08,229 --> 00:10:10,029
Uh, no.

219
00:10:10,114 --> 00:10:12,281
I'm waiting for my friend, Kisan Teague.

220
00:10:12,366 --> 00:10:14,283
- You know him?
- No, no.

221
00:10:14,368 --> 00:10:15,651
I'm from Palm Beach, brother.

222
00:10:15,737 --> 00:10:19,405
- Okay.
- Hey, can I borrow $5?

223
00:10:19,490 --> 00:10:21,741
We low on gas and I, uh...

224
00:10:21,826 --> 00:10:25,044
I forgot my wallet at home.

225
00:10:27,498 --> 00:10:28,914
Yeah, uh...

226
00:10:30,468 --> 00:10:31,634
here's $40.

227
00:10:31,719 --> 00:10:33,502
It's all I got, so fill her up.

228
00:10:33,588 --> 00:10:37,006
Oh, man, thanks. Hey, yo, yo, yo.

229
00:10:42,396 --> 00:10:44,263
- Can I borrow that phone?
- Come on, man.

230
00:10:44,348 --> 00:10:47,016
The phone's my life. My entire
business depends on it,

231
00:10:47,101 --> 00:10:49,735
so, no, you can't borrow my phone.

232
00:10:52,356 --> 00:10:53,489
It's gonna be the phone

233
00:10:53,574 --> 00:10:55,908
or it's gonna be something else.

234
00:10:57,111 --> 00:10:58,861
You're fucking with me, right?

235
00:10:58,946 --> 00:11:02,114
Like, this is Kisan just trying to put
my feet to the fire or something?

236
00:11:02,200 --> 00:11:04,116
I told you, don't know no Kisan.

237
00:11:06,921 --> 00:11:07,953
Look.

238
00:11:10,591 --> 00:11:11,874
It's 500 bucks.

239
00:11:11,926 --> 00:11:14,293
No phone. It's final offer.

240
00:11:17,882 --> 00:11:20,216
Have a nice day, bitch! Let's roll.

241
00:11:24,972 --> 00:11:27,807
My friend, you're caught
in a fucking shitshow.

242
00:11:27,892 --> 00:11:29,975
Yeah, I need to figure out
who's directing that shitshow.

243
00:11:30,061 --> 00:11:32,111
No, we have to figure
out who's loyal to you.

244
00:11:32,196 --> 00:11:34,647
Huh. Well...

245
00:11:34,732 --> 00:11:36,565
I guess the easy answer is Siefert.

246
00:11:36,651 --> 00:11:39,068
I mean, he did bring me
back for that last season.

247
00:11:39,120 --> 00:11:41,453
Then again, he also
unceremoniously cut me.

248
00:11:41,539 --> 00:11:43,906
Then again, he hired you to
ride his hip in front office.

249
00:11:43,991 --> 00:11:45,741
Yeah, and I got to admit,

250
00:11:45,793 --> 00:11:47,409
I think I loved his job as
much as playing the game.

251
00:11:47,495 --> 00:11:49,128
Buddy, you still are playing the game.

252
00:11:49,213 --> 00:11:50,963
It just feels better on your
body on Mondays, doesn't it?

253
00:11:51,048 --> 00:11:52,548
Hey, you're in a different
type of trench now...

254
00:11:52,633 --> 00:11:54,049
front office politics.

255
00:11:54,135 --> 00:11:55,801
Can't just assume that it
was Siefert who cut you.

256
00:11:55,887 --> 00:11:57,253
He could've been covering for somebody.

257
00:11:57,305 --> 00:12:00,639
Just saying. Maybe Berg.

258
00:12:00,725 --> 00:12:02,758
Berg shot it straight with
me ever since he got there.

259
00:12:02,810 --> 00:12:05,561
Look, man, my thing is I've
already seen one coach get fired.

260
00:12:05,646 --> 00:12:07,096
I don't want to see it
happen to him, too.

261
00:12:07,148 --> 00:12:09,181
Buddy, until you guys beat the Patriots,

262
00:12:09,267 --> 00:12:11,317
nobody in that building is safe.

263
00:12:11,402 --> 00:12:13,986
Not the head coach, not the GM, not you.

264
00:12:14,071 --> 00:12:15,905
Fuck, your parking lot
attendant's not safe.

265
00:12:15,990 --> 00:12:19,074
Listen, the walls in
that building have ears.

266
00:12:19,160 --> 00:12:20,943
Maybe not as big as
those, but they got ears.

267
00:12:21,028 --> 00:12:22,945
It's my job to listen to those walls.

268
00:12:23,030 --> 00:12:25,164
Okay? I got that covered.
You just watch your back.

269
00:12:25,249 --> 00:12:27,283
- Got me? You got it.
- Thanks, Glaze.

270
00:12:27,368 --> 00:12:30,703
Dallas is freaking out about you
guys promoting a weed company.

271
00:12:30,788 --> 00:12:33,122
High Powered is a cannabis company.

272
00:12:33,207 --> 00:12:34,623
Potato, potato.

273
00:12:36,510 --> 00:12:37,877
What the fuck is this?

274
00:12:37,962 --> 00:12:39,595
A big-ass sack of "potahtoes."

275
00:12:39,680 --> 00:12:41,847
Uh-huh. All right.

276
00:12:43,351 --> 00:12:45,517
- Mother of God.
- Exactly.

277
00:12:45,603 --> 00:12:49,471
200K to wear a damn T-shirt and hat.

278
00:12:49,557 --> 00:12:50,973
You and Spence didn't get Vern

279
00:12:51,058 --> 00:12:53,976
one single endorsement deal, so I did.

280
00:12:54,028 --> 00:12:56,028
Well, I got news for you, Reg.

281
00:12:56,113 --> 00:12:57,613
Vern's not a quarterback.

282
00:12:57,698 --> 00:12:59,148
- And he's not JJ or Suh.
- Yet.

283
00:12:59,200 --> 00:13:00,699
And even if he were,

284
00:13:00,785 --> 00:13:02,818
Mickey D's isn't handing
out endorsement deals

285
00:13:02,904 --> 00:13:04,703
to a DT tied to a weed company.

286
00:13:04,789 --> 00:13:06,622
Man, I told your ass it's cannabis.

287
00:13:06,707 --> 00:13:09,291
Nobody gives a fuck about
the semantics, Reg!

288
00:13:09,377 --> 00:13:11,089
Cannabis makes weed,
weed makes people high.

289
00:13:11,712 --> 00:13:13,329
That makes the team and the league

290
00:13:13,414 --> 00:13:14,663
very fucking nervous.

291
00:13:14,715 --> 00:13:16,715
It's hypocritical as hell, I know,

292
00:13:16,801 --> 00:13:18,500
but that's the way it is.

293
00:13:18,586 --> 00:13:20,836
So, please, let us get
you into something

294
00:13:20,922 --> 00:13:22,554
a little less polarizing, huh?

295
00:13:22,640 --> 00:13:26,508
I got a new client with a
cutting-edge virtual reality company.

296
00:13:26,594 --> 00:13:29,178
We're more down with real reality.

297
00:13:29,263 --> 00:13:32,147
Now, do your fucking job and
put this through the wash.

298
00:13:36,687 --> 00:13:38,270
- What do you think, RJ?
- You know what I'm thinking.

299
00:13:38,356 --> 00:13:39,822
Take the odds behind the line...

300
00:13:39,907 --> 00:13:41,440
- For 40 dimes.
- 40 dimes.

301
00:13:41,525 --> 00:13:43,192
I'd put a mil on the come-up,

302
00:13:43,244 --> 00:13:44,693
let it fly like a real nigga.

303
00:13:44,745 --> 00:13:47,246
Man, listen to the pro. Don't
listen to no Joe, man.

304
00:13:47,331 --> 00:13:49,114
I told you about that Joe shit.
Watch your fucking mouth.

305
00:13:49,200 --> 00:13:50,866
I can relate to that, though.
You know what I'm saying?

306
00:13:50,952 --> 00:13:52,668
- Ricky, relate to this.
- Bam!

307
00:13:52,753 --> 00:13:55,537
I gotta go with RJ.
In RJ we trust, baby.

308
00:13:55,589 --> 00:13:57,122
What's up? Blow on them, baby.

309
00:13:57,208 --> 00:13:58,374
- Here we go.
- Let's get it.

310
00:13:58,426 --> 00:14:00,075
Tuition paid!

311
00:14:00,144 --> 00:14:01,427
Yeah!

312
00:14:01,512 --> 00:14:04,046
That's how you do it!

313
00:14:04,131 --> 00:14:05,764
Playing already?

314
00:14:05,850 --> 00:14:08,133
- Aw, man, our boy on fire.
- He's actually playing?

315
00:14:08,219 --> 00:14:09,601
Yeah. He up, like, half a mil.

316
00:14:09,687 --> 00:14:11,387
He keeps this up, you
ain't got to pay him back

317
00:14:11,472 --> 00:14:12,888
the $5 mil you owe him.

318
00:14:12,974 --> 00:14:14,440
Hey, man, come get in this bitch.

319
00:14:14,525 --> 00:14:16,809
Okay, let's do this.

320
00:14:16,894 --> 00:14:18,360
- All right, here we go.
- What you got?

321
00:14:18,446 --> 00:14:20,062
$2,000 on the field of dreams.

322
00:14:20,147 --> 00:14:20,889
Yeah, bitch!

323
00:14:20,891 --> 00:14:23,116
That's how I feel.
This is your getaway.

324
00:14:23,200 --> 00:14:25,701
- This is your getaway. My lucky charm.
- All right.

325
00:14:25,786 --> 00:14:28,203
- Come on, Ricky J., a little blessing.
- I got you.

326
00:14:28,289 --> 00:14:29,738
- Here we go, here we go.
- Hold your breath.

327
00:14:29,824 --> 00:14:31,774
Sexy motherfucker up in this.

328
00:14:35,913 --> 00:14:37,663
- Yes.
- Hey, run that back, bruh.

329
00:14:37,748 --> 00:14:39,748
- Here we go, here we go.
- Black.

330
00:14:39,800 --> 00:14:41,800
A sexy and smart motherfucker
takes his money and run.

331
00:14:41,886 --> 00:14:43,969
- All right, I'm out. Deuces.
- That ain't sexy, man!

332
00:14:44,055 --> 00:14:45,838
- Man, get out of here. Go.
- That is not sexy.

333
00:14:48,893 --> 00:14:51,260
Of all the casinos in all the world,

334
00:14:51,345 --> 00:14:52,761
you walk into this one.

335
00:14:52,847 --> 00:14:54,430
Well, it's not like it's my first time.

336
00:14:54,515 --> 00:14:56,432
It's your first time in over five years.

337
00:14:58,185 --> 00:15:00,102
You know, I figured you'd
be running Viacom by now.

338
00:15:00,154 --> 00:15:03,105
Well, it's hard to leave when
Wayne keeps promoting me.

339
00:15:03,157 --> 00:15:04,940
- You guys working on something?
- Yeah.

340
00:15:04,992 --> 00:15:07,109
I'm gonna bring pro
football here to Vegas.

341
00:15:08,696 --> 00:15:10,412
You and everyone else.

342
00:15:10,498 --> 00:15:15,034
Okay, well, everyone else doesn't
have Mayor Rosen's support.

343
00:15:15,119 --> 00:15:17,953
Wow, you're working fast.

344
00:15:18,005 --> 00:15:20,089
Just like our first date.

345
00:15:20,174 --> 00:15:22,374
That was the best 97
seconds of your life.

346
00:15:24,929 --> 00:15:29,098
Ugh. So, if I hadn't
caught you in check-in,

347
00:15:29,183 --> 00:15:31,967
were you gonna look me up or
were you gonna try and duck me?

348
00:15:32,019 --> 00:15:33,435
When you were down in Miami

349
00:15:33,521 --> 00:15:35,304
breaking new ground on Wayne's hotel,

350
00:15:35,356 --> 00:15:36,772
did you try and look me up?

351
00:15:36,857 --> 00:15:38,057
I sure as hell didn't.

352
00:15:38,142 --> 00:15:39,391
Ah.

353
00:15:40,895 --> 00:15:42,394
Why not?

354
00:15:45,783 --> 00:15:47,149
You better make it a quickie,

355
00:15:47,201 --> 00:15:49,118
'cause my girls are waiting for me.

356
00:15:49,203 --> 00:15:51,036
Well, you better call and
ask for forgiveness,

357
00:15:51,122 --> 00:15:52,871
'cause you're about to be late as fuck.

358
00:15:52,957 --> 00:15:54,990
- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.

359
00:15:57,378 --> 00:15:58,994
I've got five years of
fantasies about you

360
00:15:59,046 --> 00:16:00,796
I'm about ready to roll out.

361
00:16:00,881 --> 00:16:03,198
Then what the fuck are you waiting for?

362
00:16:13,227 --> 00:16:14,676
Your girls can wait, by the way.

363
00:16:14,728 --> 00:16:16,512
Don't even put me on the clock.

364
00:16:27,274 --> 00:16:28,857
Yo, best agent in Miami.

365
00:16:28,909 --> 00:16:30,859
- What's up, boy?
- I want my money back.

366
00:16:30,945 --> 00:16:32,277
What the fuck are you talking about?

367
00:16:32,363 --> 00:16:34,363
You know, with your
shitty gangbanger image,

368
00:16:34,415 --> 00:16:36,365
you need me a lot more than I need you,

369
00:16:36,417 --> 00:16:38,000
so you remember that next time you make

370
00:16:38,085 --> 00:16:39,751
someone wait in the park for an hour

371
00:16:39,837 --> 00:16:42,037
and then send your homeboys
up there to rob him.

372
00:16:42,089 --> 00:16:43,172
What, you got robbed?

373
00:16:43,257 --> 00:16:44,873
Yeah. Don't play dumb.

374
00:16:44,925 --> 00:16:46,542
- Hey, watch your mouth.
- Yeah.

375
00:16:46,627 --> 00:16:48,877
Have some brussels sprouts.
They're delicious.

376
00:16:48,963 --> 00:16:51,880
Come on, man, look. I couldn't make
that meet 'cause my niece got sick.

377
00:16:51,932 --> 00:16:54,466
Okay? Honest to God, I had to
go pick her up from school.

378
00:16:54,552 --> 00:16:56,018
What the guy look like?
You get a look at him?

379
00:16:56,103 --> 00:16:58,554
I... I know better than
to eyeball a stickup man.

380
00:16:58,639 --> 00:17:00,973
He was in a green Cutlass, Kisan.

381
00:17:02,309 --> 00:17:05,110
Let's take a ride, huh?

382
00:17:06,730 --> 00:17:08,814
Come on, man, fuck the
brussels sprouts. Damn!

383
00:17:14,038 --> 00:17:16,405
Wow, beautiful.

384
00:17:16,490 --> 00:17:18,740
Yeah, well, you can
call it that, I guess.

385
00:17:18,826 --> 00:17:21,660
Shit, Bob, I didn't
even think to ask you.

386
00:17:21,745 --> 00:17:23,412
Do you even like Asian fusion?

387
00:17:23,464 --> 00:17:25,998
Oh, is that what they call this stuff?
"Asian fusion"?

388
00:17:26,083 --> 00:17:27,633
Yeah...

389
00:17:27,718 --> 00:17:30,169
Cut that bird! Hey, what the
hell do you think we are?

390
00:17:30,254 --> 00:17:31,920
A bunch of Neanderthals around here?

391
00:17:32,006 --> 00:17:34,339
I fucking love this place.

392
00:17:34,425 --> 00:17:37,476
All right. Well, you know what? Cheers.

393
00:17:37,561 --> 00:17:39,428
- All right.
- Cheers to keeping an open mind

394
00:17:39,480 --> 00:17:41,930
and the promise of the public interest.

395
00:17:44,902 --> 00:17:47,186
Now... now hold on just a second.

396
00:17:47,271 --> 00:17:48,737
You expect me to believe
that you wanna bring

397
00:17:48,822 --> 00:17:50,689
a team here for the public interest?

398
00:17:50,774 --> 00:17:53,158
- Is that so hard?
- Well, now, son, people around here

399
00:17:53,244 --> 00:17:55,777
don't want their tax dollars
going to cover half a stadium

400
00:17:55,829 --> 00:17:58,197
so some rich assholes
can get even richer.

401
00:17:58,282 --> 00:18:00,282
Yeah, but think about all the
jobs that it's gonna create.

402
00:18:00,367 --> 00:18:03,869
But at what cost? It might even take
money away from other programs.

403
00:18:03,954 --> 00:18:06,622
But, Bob, it's also gonna
create a lot of opportunities.

404
00:18:06,674 --> 00:18:08,624
It's gonna make people
stay here till Monday

405
00:18:08,709 --> 00:18:11,510
and not try and fly out early
Sunday morning like everybody does.

406
00:18:11,595 --> 00:18:15,430
Yeah, if they're sober enough to
catch their flights, that is.

407
00:18:15,516 --> 00:18:17,132
I gotta tell you something,
Bob, I'm surprised

408
00:18:17,184 --> 00:18:18,634
you're opposed to this, man.

409
00:18:21,055 --> 00:18:22,721
You must be a soccer guy.

410
00:18:27,144 --> 00:18:29,027
Arsenal. That's my guess.

411
00:18:29,113 --> 00:18:30,479
Nah, we just like to stack our odds

412
00:18:30,564 --> 00:18:32,397
a little bit in our favor,
if you know what I mean.

413
00:18:32,483 --> 00:18:34,316
But then again, you probably
don't know what I mean,

414
00:18:34,401 --> 00:18:36,902
because after all, you are a tourist.

415
00:18:41,375 --> 00:18:43,458
I'll show you a fucking tourist.

416
00:18:56,140 --> 00:18:58,724
- Listen, listen.
- Hell, yeah! What? What?

417
00:18:58,809 --> 00:19:01,310
We're there. Don't give this back.
Do not give this stack back.

418
00:19:01,395 --> 00:19:02,743
The fuck you talking about?
Trav, what you think?

419
00:19:02,745 --> 00:19:03,229
Time to walk.

420
00:19:03,314 --> 00:19:05,847
Man, yo, you know me. I ain't
even check out all these chips!

421
00:19:05,933 --> 00:19:08,100
- Don't listen to that nigga.
- We wide outs, man.

422
00:19:08,185 --> 00:19:09,651
We ain't afraid to go across the middle.

423
00:19:09,737 --> 00:19:11,653
- That's what I'm saying.
- Listen to RJ, man.

424
00:19:11,739 --> 00:19:14,189
Let's take this shit and go to
Sapphire's and blow it the right way.

425
00:19:14,241 --> 00:19:15,774
The plan worked. Don't deviate.

426
00:19:15,859 --> 00:19:17,526
- Don't deviate!
- Deviate.

427
00:19:17,611 --> 00:19:19,528
Who wants to see me push all
these motherfucking chips in?

428
00:19:19,613 --> 00:19:21,363
That's what I'm talking about!

429
00:19:21,415 --> 00:19:23,915
Oh, my God. Dice, please.
I'm pushing them in.

430
00:19:24,001 --> 00:19:26,368
There we go, baby. What's up? What's up?
Blow on them, baby.

431
00:19:26,453 --> 00:19:27,869
- Here we go.
- All right.

432
00:19:27,921 --> 00:19:30,005
Championship, championship,
championship.

433
00:19:30,090 --> 00:19:31,757
- Come on, Trav, what we got, baby?
- More winning.

434
00:19:31,842 --> 00:19:33,842
- Straight up!
- Come on!

435
00:19:36,046 --> 00:19:37,346
- Fuck!
- Damn, man!

436
00:19:37,431 --> 00:19:39,214
- Fuck. Fuck.
- Catch you next time, Rick.

437
00:19:39,266 --> 00:19:40,549
- Where you going, RJ?
- Fuck.

438
00:19:40,601 --> 00:19:42,134
Hey, man, that ain't on me, bro.

439
00:19:42,219 --> 00:19:44,219
RJ, you gonna leave... Trav.

440
00:19:44,271 --> 00:19:45,854
I wanna sign for another mil.

441
00:19:45,939 --> 00:19:47,055
- Rick. Rick!
- Sign for another mill.

442
00:19:47,141 --> 00:19:48,140
- Just chill out.
- Come on!

443
00:19:48,225 --> 00:19:49,391
I need more chips, Jimmy.

444
00:19:49,443 --> 00:19:51,226
- A million dollars?
- Now, please.

445
00:19:51,312 --> 00:19:52,477
Now, please.

446
00:20:01,071 --> 00:20:03,238
That's Max-D, "Monster Jam" fans.

447
00:20:03,290 --> 00:20:05,290
Give it up!

448
00:20:05,376 --> 00:20:06,908
- Hey.
- Hey.

449
00:20:06,960 --> 00:20:08,910
Thank you for these passes, baby.
I appreciate it.

450
00:20:08,996 --> 00:20:10,662
You know, your girls are clutch.

451
00:20:10,748 --> 00:20:12,297
Yeah, well, don't expect
them to blow this guy.

452
00:20:12,383 --> 00:20:13,665
I mean, Kelly's got daddy issues,

453
00:20:13,751 --> 00:20:15,584
but it'd be wrong to
take advantage of that.

454
00:20:15,636 --> 00:20:17,919
- Completely.
- Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.

455
00:20:17,971 --> 00:20:19,588
- He thinks I'm full of shit.
- Yeah?

456
00:20:19,673 --> 00:20:21,556
- Was he wrong about that?
- Absolutely.

457
00:20:21,642 --> 00:20:22,841
I bring football to these fans,

458
00:20:22,926 --> 00:20:24,092
it's gonna mean the world to them.

459
00:20:24,144 --> 00:20:25,594
And I'm gonna make it happen.

460
00:20:32,820 --> 00:20:34,653
That's the car, right?

461
00:20:34,738 --> 00:20:35,821
- Come on.
- There he go.

462
00:20:41,829 --> 00:20:45,197
Oh, K. Teague! You back
in Smog City, baby?

463
00:20:45,282 --> 00:20:46,998
What it do, homie?

464
00:20:47,084 --> 00:20:48,834
- All good, baby.
- All right, all right.

465
00:20:48,919 --> 00:20:50,202
I got a friend I want
you to meet, though.

466
00:20:50,287 --> 00:20:51,453
- Oh, yeah?
- Yo, Jason.

467
00:20:51,538 --> 00:20:53,288
Get your ass over here, nigga.

468
00:20:53,374 --> 00:20:55,590
Oh, who this, your accountant?

469
00:20:55,676 --> 00:20:57,659
No, man, this might be
my new agent right here.

470
00:20:57,728 --> 00:20:59,878
- Okay.
- Jason, meet Leonard.

471
00:20:59,963 --> 00:21:01,546
- Hi, Leonard.
- What's up, man?

472
00:21:01,632 --> 00:21:03,348
I forgot. Wait, wait, wait, wait.

473
00:21:03,434 --> 00:21:04,966
Y'all two met each other already.

474
00:21:05,052 --> 00:21:07,302
- Somewhere. Where was it?
- Oh, yeah, Palm Beach.

475
00:21:07,354 --> 00:21:09,271
Palm Beach! You remember that shit?

476
00:21:09,356 --> 00:21:11,523
Palm Beach, that's right.

477
00:21:11,608 --> 00:21:13,308
Give the man back his roll.

478
00:21:14,695 --> 00:21:16,728
Give him his shit. Give
him his money, come on.

479
00:21:16,814 --> 00:21:18,146
Come on.

480
00:21:18,198 --> 00:21:19,448
I ain't know he was with you, KT.

481
00:21:19,533 --> 00:21:21,066
- That's bullshit.
- Yo, man.

482
00:21:22,619 --> 00:21:24,152
That's cool, that's cool.

483
00:21:24,204 --> 00:21:27,322
This is short $40. The gas money.

484
00:21:27,408 --> 00:21:30,659
- Dude, that was a gift.
- Right.

485
00:21:30,744 --> 00:21:32,127
Okay, look here.

486
00:21:32,212 --> 00:21:33,995
Give the man back the fucking cheese

487
00:21:34,047 --> 00:21:35,380
or me and the boys are gonna go

488
00:21:35,466 --> 00:21:37,249
Giancarlo Stanton on your Cutlass.

489
00:21:37,334 --> 00:21:39,551
A'ight? It's up to you. Make a decision.

490
00:21:39,636 --> 00:21:41,169
- Like that, man?
- Like that.

491
00:21:41,221 --> 00:21:43,422
And this time you're gonna
hand it to him like a man.

492
00:21:43,507 --> 00:21:44,673
Can you do that?

493
00:21:45,926 --> 00:21:47,392
All right, brother.

494
00:21:49,179 --> 00:21:50,178
- Here you go.
- Man!

495
00:21:50,230 --> 00:21:51,596
- Oh, wow.
- No, no, no.

496
00:21:51,682 --> 00:21:53,098
- Don't worry about it.
- He has butter fingers.

497
00:21:53,183 --> 00:21:54,433
- That wasn't on me.
- Don't worry about it.

498
00:21:54,518 --> 00:21:56,318
- You got it?
- He got his money.

499
00:21:56,403 --> 00:21:58,353
- Don't worry about it, my man. Right?
- All right. All right.

500
00:21:58,405 --> 00:22:00,856
Have a nice drive back
to Palm Beach, bitch.

501
00:22:00,941 --> 00:22:02,607
- Oh, I'm a bitch?
- You my man, Leonard.

502
00:22:04,411 --> 00:22:06,027
Man, what the fuck, man?

503
00:22:07,664 --> 00:22:09,531
- KT, come on.
- Fuck that piece of shit.

504
00:22:11,585 --> 00:22:14,085
Ah, there it is. Now,
how about this, girls?

505
00:22:14,171 --> 00:22:16,037
Turn around, put your hands around him.

506
00:22:16,089 --> 00:22:17,405
I need you to hold him, now.

507
00:22:17,474 --> 00:22:19,040
There it is.

508
00:22:19,126 --> 00:22:20,876
Move your hand slightly to the left.

509
00:22:20,928 --> 00:22:23,044
We wanna make sure we got a
nice, clear shot of the logo.

510
00:22:23,130 --> 00:22:23,776
There we go.

511
00:22:23,778 --> 00:22:25,715
Annie Leibovitz ain't
got shit on you, Reg.

512
00:22:25,799 --> 00:22:27,549
Come on, talk to me, somebody.

513
00:22:27,601 --> 00:22:30,051
Ladies, y'all wanna come in for
some milk and cookies after this?

514
00:22:30,137 --> 00:22:31,553
Only if they're chocolate chip.

515
00:22:31,638 --> 00:22:32,771
I don't fuck with oatmeal.

516
00:22:34,608 --> 00:22:35,640
Excuse me, ladies.

517
00:22:35,726 --> 00:22:37,058
- Okay.
- Thank you.

518
00:22:37,144 --> 00:22:38,894
What up, Chuck?

519
00:22:38,946 --> 00:22:40,445
What's going on, Vernon?

520
00:22:40,531 --> 00:22:41,813
- Good to see you.
- Yeah, you, too, dawg.

521
00:22:41,899 --> 00:22:42,981
- Ladies.
- Hey.

522
00:22:43,066 --> 00:22:45,400
I like the sled, Joey. You going green?

523
00:22:45,452 --> 00:22:48,904
- No, no, you're going green.
- Uh-huh, 'cause that's your new sled.

524
00:22:48,989 --> 00:22:51,656
Courtesy of my friends down
at Tropical Chevrolet,

525
00:22:51,742 --> 00:22:53,909
who, Mr. Vernon Littelfield,

526
00:22:53,994 --> 00:22:56,461
defensive tackle star
of the Dallas Cowboys,

527
00:22:56,547 --> 00:22:58,914
will be endorsing on
TV later this month.

528
00:22:58,966 --> 00:23:00,248
For real?

529
00:23:00,334 --> 00:23:02,083
Yeah, all you gotta do is
drop the cannabis thing,

530
00:23:02,169 --> 00:23:03,502
sign on the dotted line,

531
00:23:03,587 --> 00:23:06,137
that car and a quarter mil is yours.

532
00:23:06,223 --> 00:23:08,507
A quarter mil.

533
00:23:08,592 --> 00:23:10,475
- They're paying 250?
- In cash.

534
00:23:10,561 --> 00:23:14,262
- Cash.
- Let's see the contract.

535
00:23:14,348 --> 00:23:16,932
Um, the ink's not dry, you know.

536
00:23:17,017 --> 00:23:19,768
- How about the cash?
- Yeah.

537
00:23:19,853 --> 00:23:21,903
We should have that by the
end of business tomorrow.

538
00:23:21,989 --> 00:23:24,739
Yeah, or the day after
that at the very latest.

539
00:23:24,825 --> 00:23:27,659
Chuck, didn't you used to
work at a car dealership?

540
00:23:27,744 --> 00:23:29,160
Yeah.

541
00:23:29,246 --> 00:23:31,162
You motherfuckers just
bought this shit off a lot.

542
00:23:31,248 --> 00:23:33,415
- How dare you accuse us of lying.
- Wow.

543
00:23:33,500 --> 00:23:35,667
- That's what it feels like.
- I had to pull some major strings

544
00:23:35,752 --> 00:23:36,785
to get this deal done.

545
00:23:36,870 --> 00:23:38,587
You were a fucking salesman, Charles,

546
00:23:38,672 --> 00:23:39,955
not the goddamn CEO.

547
00:23:40,007 --> 00:23:41,706
- Oh, wow.
- I was a manager.

548
00:23:41,792 --> 00:23:43,375
Look, y'all, the ride is tight

549
00:23:43,460 --> 00:23:45,210
and we all about helping Mother Nature,

550
00:23:45,295 --> 00:23:47,095
but we believe in High Powered.

551
00:23:47,180 --> 00:23:48,763
Yeah, because you're fucking stoned

552
00:23:48,849 --> 00:23:50,432
if you don't walk away from that shit.

553
00:23:50,517 --> 00:23:51,633
Hey, Vernon, on the real,

554
00:23:51,685 --> 00:23:53,468
the word is out all around the league.

555
00:23:53,520 --> 00:23:55,554
They're telling us to keep our
guys away from that green, bruh.

556
00:23:55,639 --> 00:23:57,472
Man, High Powered ain't about blazing.

557
00:23:57,524 --> 00:23:58,974
These cannabinoids they're making,

558
00:23:59,026 --> 00:24:00,525
they're the real deal.

559
00:24:00,611 --> 00:24:03,311
CBD's made Vern's Achilles
rehab five times faster

560
00:24:03,363 --> 00:24:05,146
and helped him come back
stronger than ever.

561
00:24:05,198 --> 00:24:07,232
- Like a beast.
- Oh, my God.

562
00:24:07,317 --> 00:24:09,234
Seriously, you're gonna stand here

563
00:24:09,319 --> 00:24:11,536
and you're gonna look us in the
eyes and with a straight face,

564
00:24:11,622 --> 00:24:13,154
say that this isn't
about getting stoned?

565
00:24:13,240 --> 00:24:15,156
It's absolutely not about getting lit.

566
00:24:18,211 --> 00:24:19,744
God damn it.

567
00:24:19,830 --> 00:24:21,246
Hmm.

568
00:24:21,331 --> 00:24:24,833
Uh, though me and Nate still
do partake in that aspect.

569
00:24:37,264 --> 00:24:38,980
- Cheers.
- Cheers.

570
00:24:40,567 --> 00:24:42,317
This authentic enough for you, Bob?

571
00:24:42,402 --> 00:24:45,153
Well, it's getting there.

572
00:24:45,238 --> 00:24:47,689
Okay, I'll take that.

573
00:24:47,774 --> 00:24:51,192
It's an honor to have one of our
favorite sons in the crowd tonight.

574
00:24:51,244 --> 00:24:54,613
Give a warm welcome home
to former LV resident

575
00:24:54,698 --> 00:24:58,583
and future Hall of Fame
linebacker, Spencer Strasmore!

576
00:25:02,255 --> 00:25:04,039
Thank you.

577
00:25:04,091 --> 00:25:06,124
Get down here and
check out the trucks, buddy.

578
00:25:06,209 --> 00:25:07,509
I'm coming down.

579
00:25:07,594 --> 00:25:08,843
Excuse me for a second, Bob.

580
00:25:08,929 --> 00:25:11,096
The emcee is an old poker pal of mine.

581
00:25:11,181 --> 00:25:12,597
- You guys have fun.
- We will.

582
00:25:12,683 --> 00:25:15,016
- Could you, um...?
- Mm-hmm.

583
00:25:15,102 --> 00:25:18,219
Oh, hey, his name's Craig, by the way.

584
00:25:18,271 --> 00:25:21,106
- And you can thank me later tonight.
- You're the best.

585
00:25:25,445 --> 00:25:27,228
My man. All right.

586
00:25:27,314 --> 00:25:29,230
It's good to have you back in town.

587
00:25:29,282 --> 00:25:30,949
It is great to be back here.

588
00:25:31,034 --> 00:25:32,901
Las Vegas, my home away from home.

589
00:25:32,953 --> 00:25:34,903
What do you say, Vegas?

590
00:25:36,740 --> 00:25:38,907
Hey, I want a big shout-out
to the upper deck...

591
00:25:38,992 --> 00:25:40,408
my girl, Chloe, and my man,

592
00:25:40,494 --> 00:25:42,243
that's Councilman Big Bob Sawyer.

593
00:25:42,295 --> 00:25:43,495
Big Bob, yeah!

594
00:25:43,580 --> 00:25:44,879
One and only, baby. Ain't that right?

595
00:25:44,965 --> 00:25:46,548
What you got lined up next?

596
00:25:46,633 --> 00:25:48,583
Craig, I got a lot of things
lined up here in Vegas,

597
00:25:48,669 --> 00:25:51,720
but the one thing I wanna do
first is I wanna get inside

598
00:25:51,805 --> 00:25:53,304
one of these monster trucks.

599
00:25:53,390 --> 00:25:54,923
Oh, hell, yeah! I wanna
see that, Spence!

600
00:25:55,008 --> 00:25:56,591
I just don't
wanna drive any truck,

601
00:25:56,677 --> 00:26:00,562
I wanna drive the 11-time
world champion, Max-D.

602
00:26:00,647 --> 00:26:01,730
Yeah!

603
00:26:01,815 --> 00:26:03,648
What do you think about that, Las Vegas?

604
00:26:03,734 --> 00:26:06,985
- This ain't you, Rick.
- What the hell is me, T.?

605
00:26:07,070 --> 00:26:08,603
People got no idea what's
going on in my head,

606
00:26:08,655 --> 00:26:10,105
just the way I like it.

607
00:26:10,157 --> 00:26:11,573
This is crazy, man.

608
00:26:11,658 --> 00:26:13,658
It's already been laid.

609
00:26:13,744 --> 00:26:16,161
Ain't no backing out now.
Give me some luck.

610
00:26:16,246 --> 00:26:18,413
- Luck.
- I can't, man. You on your own.

611
00:26:18,498 --> 00:26:19,948
You on your own with this one.

612
00:26:20,033 --> 00:26:22,117
Fuck, dude.

613
00:26:34,464 --> 00:26:36,464
Are you sure you've done this before?

614
00:26:36,516 --> 00:26:38,466
Yeah. Come on, Grave Digger, 2012.

615
00:26:38,552 --> 00:26:39,801
I was the one behind that wheel.

616
00:26:39,853 --> 00:26:41,019
- I know what I'm doing.
- Okay.

617
00:26:41,104 --> 00:26:42,771
- Keep it around 10 mph.
- All right.

618
00:26:42,856 --> 00:26:44,856
When you hit the lip,
you'll get a great jump

619
00:26:44,941 --> 00:26:46,274
and the fans will go crazy.

620
00:26:46,359 --> 00:26:47,942
- Yeah.
- Don't be a hero.

621
00:26:48,028 --> 00:26:49,394
This ain't my first barbecue, Tom.

622
00:26:52,532 --> 00:26:54,866
Here he goes, "Monster Jam" fans.

623
00:26:56,870 --> 00:26:58,369
Let's go, Spence!

624
00:27:06,329 --> 00:27:07,746
He can drive that truck.

625
00:27:24,397 --> 00:27:25,230
Yeah!

626
00:27:34,691 --> 00:27:37,609
- Come on, Spence.
- Come on, get it. Come on, son!

627
00:27:55,045 --> 00:27:56,544
He's moving.

628
00:27:56,630 --> 00:27:58,213
Come on, nice and easy.

629
00:27:58,265 --> 00:27:59,547
No extinguisher. We're all right.

630
00:27:59,633 --> 00:28:01,266
Be careful. Pull him out.

631
00:28:01,351 --> 00:28:04,135
He's okay, everyone.

632
00:28:04,221 --> 00:28:06,604
I knew he was gonna be okay. I knew it.

633
00:28:13,146 --> 00:28:16,197
That was pretty hairy, Spence.

634
00:28:16,283 --> 00:28:18,449
What are you gonna do for an encore?

635
00:28:18,535 --> 00:28:21,619
Well, what do you think
about this, Craig?

636
00:28:21,705 --> 00:28:23,872
I'm gonna bring a
professional football team

637
00:28:23,957 --> 00:28:27,075
here to the great fans of Las Vegas!

638
00:28:27,127 --> 00:28:28,576
Yeah!

639
00:28:28,628 --> 00:28:31,129
One more time, Las Vegas.

640
00:28:31,214 --> 00:28:34,249
- Let's hear it for Spencer Strasmore!
- Whoo!

641
00:28:34,334 --> 00:28:36,751
He's definitely growing on me.

642
00:28:36,803 --> 00:28:38,920
Yeah, he's growing on me, too.

