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So, I'm out sick one
day, and that's the day

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they decide to pick study partners.

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Now I have my choice
between the weird dude

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who always wears a bow tie

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or the girl who writes
with a feather pen.

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Take bow tie guy.

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- He's a smarty.
- How do you know?

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Oh, come on, when judging a
man's intelligence, it goes

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bow tie, straight tie, no tie, bolo tie.

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Of course, if you're looking for sex,

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it goes the other way.

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That's true. My Victor used to wear

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a bolo tie on occasion.

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Did it get awkward because he's dead

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or because I'm talking
about my sex life?

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Little bit of both.

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Geez, Tammy,

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you could just take
the lid off and dip 'em.

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Sorry. In prison, you only
get one crack at the shaker.

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I'm living the dream.

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Oh, before I forget, I'm
cleaning out my closet tomorrow.

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- If anybody wants anything...
- I'm in.

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No bags, no jewelry.

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I'm out.

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What size shoe do you wear?

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The size you wore when
you were eight years old.

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Oh, you're a man's size ten?

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- I'll come.
- Me too.

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Great. Party in my closet.

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That used to mean I was so drunk

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I couldn't find my way out.

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You ladies want some dessert?

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- No, just the check.
- Here you go.

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Oh, are we in a hurry? I
was enjoying the company.

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Really? You wouldn't rather
get home to your loving hu...

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hu-hu-hu...
horde of cats?

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Nice save.

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- I'm sorry.
- Are you doing okay?

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Okay.

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It's just been real
lonely since Victor passed.

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Well, I don't have any plans tomorrow

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if you want to come over and...

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hang out.

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That would be wonderful.

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Look who's still in bed
as the clock strikes noon.

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Shh. Desert Animal Rescue is on.

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They're pulling a coyote
out of a septic tank.

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Poor fella doesn't know
they're trying to help.

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Oh, damn it.

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I'm not thrilled you're in here either,

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but it is where we keep the coffee.

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It's not about you. I'm
trying to fight with Adam,

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but auto correct keeps
making my texts nice.

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I meant to say "butt munch,"
not "butter munchkin."

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Aw. He's your little butter munchkin.

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Who just canceled our dinner plans

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so he could meet with
the bar-stool salesman.

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He's opening a bar.

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Drunks need something to fall off of.

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I don't want to sound
selfish, but I liked it better

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when his life was empty
and he had nothing to do

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but pay attention to me.

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Come on, swim to the harness.

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They're your friends.

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What is the plan with her?

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- There is no plan.
- So she's gonna live here forever?

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I hope not, but maybe.

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You know she refers to
our couch as her room?

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I'm sorry, but I can't
just kick her out.

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I don't want you to.

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Actually, I do, but it makes
me feel bad about myself.

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Hey, Christy, I'm super cozy out here.

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You mind grabbing me
some more Froot Loops?

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Coming.

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Figure it out, butter munchkin.

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"Who dis?"

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Not funny.

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When. Thanks, Christy.

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My pleasure.

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Hey, can I tell you something?

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I am so grateful to you and your mom

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for taking me in.

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I don't know where I'd be without you.

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Of course. Stay as long as you need.

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So weak.

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Hey, Marjorie, come on in.

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- Marge!
- Hey, hello, ladies.

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Mom, your play date is here.

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I've been really
looking forward to this.

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All right, you kids have fun.

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No prank phone calls,
and don't use the oven.

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Well, look at you, 40 minutes early.

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Oh, sorry, just excited.

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I've had today circled on
my calendar since last night.

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So, what do you want to do?

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Well, I figured I'd be here all day,

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so I brought a puzzle.

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- Oh, my God, a puzzle?
- Oh, my God, all day?

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Thanks for helping me out.

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Happy to.

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In fact, I already cleaned out my closet

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to make room for all the stuff

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I'm gonna get from your closet.

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And also, I'm your
friend and I love you.

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I should warn you: my
closet's a little messy.

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Oh, I'm sure it's no big...

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Holy balls.

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Did you fire your housekeeper?

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Or is she buried under all this stuff?

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I don't let Belinda
come in here anymore.

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Caught her wearing one of
my hats and imitating me.

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Okay, let's do this.

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Jill, go get us four trash
bags and we'll start sorting.

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I'm on it.

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Why four bags?

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Stuff to toss, stuff to
donate. Your haul, my haul.

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What do we do if we
both want the same thing?

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Don't test me, Wendy. Don't test me.

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"Dogs Galore," huh?

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What happened, you
couldn't fine "Cats Galore"?

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I've already done Cats Galore.

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And Cats Galore Two.

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Cats Aplenty is on
back-order till March.

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Hey, look, I put together
this little fella's face.

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Oh, that's great, Tammy, but
standard puzzling procedure

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dictates that we start with the edges.

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It goes edges, then corners,

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then color clusters... E-C-C.

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Congratulations, you
just took an unfun thing

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and made it less fun.

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In prison, every puzzle
led to a fistfight.

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Then again, so did daylight.

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Well, worst prison riot I was ever in

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was over a game of Scrabble.

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We were almost finished, and
then the new girl swallowed

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the W 'cause someone told
her it was laced with acid.

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I hate Scrabble.

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It's got spelling and math.

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It's just school in a box.

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No offense, Marjorie, but you
don't seem like the prison type.

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Thanks to 39 years of recovery.

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And these glasses on a chain.

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So, what-what were you in for?

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Bank robbery.

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Here's a corner.

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Wait, you robbed a bank?

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The money was for a
righteous political cause.

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And, uh, I really wanted
tickets to Steppenwolf.

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Man, that is so cool. You had a reason.

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I robbed an Outback
Steakhouse 'cause I was high

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and there was an Outback Steakhouse.

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Ugh, I hate puzzles!

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They're so frustrating and boring.

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Ooh, I got one.

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Thank you, thank you, thank you.

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I am so wearing this to class Monday.

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Better to my reading
because I'm definitely

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getting called on.

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Oh, that looks so good on you.

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I'm gonna keep it.

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Got to stop trying stuff on.

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Did you change your
mind about this, too?

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I did not.

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Jill, is that a real fur?

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Sure is. And I never
got a chance to wear it.

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Couple of angry animal people got me

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on the way out of the store.

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Good for them.

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You know what, I do
want to keep that jacket.

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Go limp.

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Fine, keep it.

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Thank you.

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Oh, here's something
I'm not gonna want back.

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Ooh, I like that.

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Oh, it still has the price tag on it.

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Wow, this is, like, 110 hoodies.

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And a car.

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Yeah, I bought that the
day my divorce became final.

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Ugh, the day Baxter and I got divorced,

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I treated myself to a Shamrock Shake.

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- You okay?
- Yeah, it's just hard

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to think about that time.

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Well, let's not, then.

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What's in here?

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That's my wedding dress.

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Zip it, zip it, zip it!

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Come on, guys, it's a closet party.

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Shimmy, shimmy, shimmy.

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I'm sorry, you're right.

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Oh, my God.

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When did you cross a
prairie in a covered wagon?

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What were you thinking?

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I bought that when I was pregnant.

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I was gonna wear it to my baby shower.

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I must have sh-shoved
everything in that drawer

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after I had the miscarriage.

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Oh.

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Go limp.

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It's okay, let it out.

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It's so soft.

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I know.

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Maybe you'd feel
better if we got back to

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to cleaning your closet.

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This isn't a closet.

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It's a museum of all my failures.

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Or it's a museum of the things that

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made you the person you are today.

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A divorced, childless failure.

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I was going for a strong, sober woman

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who has a chandelier in her closet.

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It doesn't mean anything.

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Want me to go downstairs
and get you some water?

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You don't have to go anywhere.
Just open that cabinet.

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00:10:04,616 --> 00:10:06,234
Ooh.

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00:10:06,984 --> 00:10:09,429
A chandelier and a refrigerator.

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00:10:09,454 --> 00:10:11,954
If that doesn't say winner,
I don't know what does.

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You just have no idea what it's like

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to still be such a train wreck.

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00:10:17,470 --> 00:10:18,853
What are you talking about?

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00:10:18,878 --> 00:10:20,828
My middle name is train wreck.

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00:10:21,333 --> 00:10:23,833
I'm in two 12-step programs

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and I get all my dental
work done in Mexico.

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But you never relapsed.

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00:10:30,032 --> 00:10:32,749
You don't know how hard
it is to get sober again.

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I mean, that's why I shop so much...

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To distract myself.

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00:10:39,017 --> 00:10:40,656
Look...

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Leather pants.

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00:10:42,403 --> 00:10:44,870
I mean, who am I, Pat Benatar?

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I love her.

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If you've been this upset, why
haven't you shared about it?

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'Cause I'm embarrassed.

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00:11:00,525 --> 00:11:03,910
You guys are all doing so well.

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All I've done is throw away

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00:11:06,485 --> 00:11:07,984
three years of sobriety.

237
00:11:08,687 --> 00:11:11,714
But you're back, and
that's the important part.

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Big whoop.

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00:11:13,221 --> 00:11:15,972
My life's a complete waste of time.

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00:11:16,179 --> 00:11:20,064
Okay, you know what?
Ting-a-ling-a-ling.

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00:11:21,273 --> 00:11:22,859
What's that?

242
00:11:22,987 --> 00:11:26,139
That bell means it's time
to shut down the pity party.

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00:11:26,914 --> 00:11:29,203
Ting-a-ling-a-ling.

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00:11:31,351 --> 00:11:33,421
Are you trying to tough love me?

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00:11:33,446 --> 00:11:34,968
I sure as hell am.

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00:11:35,952 --> 00:11:38,085
Oh, you're so cute.

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00:11:42,891 --> 00:11:45,842
Damn it. This isn't a
hat, it's a puppy tongue.

248
00:11:45,867 --> 00:11:47,599
Well, I got a boatload
of tongues over here

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if anyone needs 'em.

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00:11:48,982 --> 00:11:51,191
- Seriously, you're hoarding tongues?
- Yeah, what of it?

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00:11:51,663 --> 00:11:53,869
Easy, easy.

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00:11:54,517 --> 00:11:56,528
What do you say we take a
break and have some lunch?

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00:11:56,553 --> 00:11:58,063
No. No food till we're finished.

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00:11:58,484 --> 00:12:00,563
Look at you... couple hours,

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00:12:00,588 --> 00:12:02,387
you're a full-on puzzle junkie.

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00:12:02,434 --> 00:12:03,933
Yeah. That's how I roll.

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00:12:03,958 --> 00:12:05,741
If it's fun, I make it a problem.

258
00:12:08,657 --> 00:12:10,240
You know we're all thinking it,

259
00:12:10,265 --> 00:12:11,714
but I'm gonna say it out loud:

260
00:12:11,961 --> 00:12:14,545
I wish puzzle club could be every day.

261
00:12:16,157 --> 00:12:17,828
We're not calling it puzzle club.

262
00:12:17,853 --> 00:12:19,210
Yes we are. Marjorie and I decided

263
00:12:19,235 --> 00:12:20,435
when you were in the bathroom.

264
00:12:21,217 --> 00:12:22,820
I'm making us buttons.

265
00:12:23,928 --> 00:12:25,335
Hey, does Adam like puzzles?

266
00:12:25,360 --> 00:12:27,726
I wouldn't mind our club bending co-ed.

267
00:12:28,668 --> 00:12:31,085
Adam doesn't have time
for puzzles right now.

268
00:12:31,930 --> 00:12:33,433
Or me.

269
00:12:33,458 --> 00:12:35,542
- Oh, boo-hoo.
- What?

270
00:12:35,967 --> 00:12:37,600
At least he's alive.

271
00:12:37,625 --> 00:12:39,566
Really? You're gonna
play the widow card?

272
00:12:39,591 --> 00:12:42,225
Well, I find it wins most arguments.

273
00:12:42,250 --> 00:12:45,418
Especially now that my
cancer went into remission.

274
00:12:46,019 --> 00:12:47,426
So what are you saying, I can't complain

275
00:12:47,451 --> 00:12:48,644
I never see him anymore?

276
00:12:48,669 --> 00:12:50,669
I'm just saying have some perspective.

277
00:12:50,694 --> 00:12:52,394
Oh, sure, I'm good at that.

278
00:12:52,867 --> 00:12:54,834
Hey, how did you and Victor meet?

279
00:12:55,013 --> 00:12:58,082
Well, he just evicted Bonnie
and Christy from their house,

280
00:12:58,107 --> 00:12:59,890
and we kind of hit it off.

281
00:13:00,793 --> 00:13:02,325
That's adorable.

282
00:13:02,377 --> 00:13:04,961
Yeah. We were living in a motel
known for its abundance of meth,

283
00:13:04,996 --> 00:13:06,379
but at least Marjorie had someone

284
00:13:06,404 --> 00:13:07,737
to watch Blue Bloods with.

285
00:13:10,468 --> 00:13:12,371
Anyway...

286
00:13:12,928 --> 00:13:14,895
it was such a surprise for me.

287
00:13:14,928 --> 00:13:17,652
I got to have a last love. I'll
always be grateful for that.

288
00:13:17,677 --> 00:13:19,260
Why does he have to be your last love?

289
00:13:19,285 --> 00:13:21,027
Tammy, I'm a cat lady

290
00:13:21,052 --> 00:13:22,935
who just founded a puzzle club.

291
00:13:25,146 --> 00:13:27,063
Co-founded.

292
00:13:29,448 --> 00:13:31,831
- Anyway, the odds are against me.
- Well, you don't

293
00:13:31,856 --> 00:13:33,808
know that. Victor surprised
you, maybe someone else will.

294
00:13:33,833 --> 00:13:36,301
Yeah, Marjorie. Maybe you
should have some perspective.

295
00:13:36,613 --> 00:13:38,695
Okay, you guys, look, it's
getting a little heavy.

296
00:13:38,720 --> 00:13:40,097
Let's change the subject.

297
00:13:40,122 --> 00:13:42,191
Now tell me about this cancer.

298
00:13:47,632 --> 00:13:50,597
Ms. Kendall, to women's shoes.

299
00:13:53,779 --> 00:13:57,114
Well, I can see the floor
again. I guess that's progress.

300
00:13:57,426 --> 00:13:59,059
How about we all go out tonight

301
00:13:59,084 --> 00:14:00,850
so I can thank y'all for helping?

302
00:14:00,885 --> 00:14:03,191
- I have to work.
- Me, too.

303
00:14:03,216 --> 00:14:05,800
But it's Saturday
night. That seems unfair.

304
00:14:05,825 --> 00:14:08,201
- I'm a nurse.
- I'm a waitress.

305
00:14:08,226 --> 00:14:10,226
People like to eat on Saturday nights.

306
00:14:10,251 --> 00:14:12,629
And then have massive heart attacks.

307
00:14:13,341 --> 00:14:15,424
You know, this might surprise you guys,

308
00:14:15,625 --> 00:14:18,426
but... I've never had a job.

309
00:14:18,737 --> 00:14:21,654
- Really?
- No.

310
00:14:21,679 --> 00:14:23,679
Hand to God.

311
00:14:24,643 --> 00:14:26,941
Maybe you should think
about getting one.

312
00:14:31,716 --> 00:14:33,254
Why?

313
00:14:34,160 --> 00:14:37,662
Because you were crying earlier
that your life was meaningless,

314
00:14:37,687 --> 00:14:40,054
and maybe a job would
give it some purpose.

315
00:14:41,614 --> 00:14:44,815
Or, at the very least, give
you a boss you can bitch about.

316
00:14:44,840 --> 00:14:47,707
Ugh, I hate Teresa.

317
00:14:48,326 --> 00:14:49,909
But what would I do?

318
00:14:49,934 --> 00:14:51,715
Well, you love clothes.

319
00:14:51,740 --> 00:14:53,525
Maybe you could work
at a clothing store.

320
00:14:54,939 --> 00:14:56,610
Or open one.

321
00:14:58,169 --> 00:15:00,553
Hmm. And wait on people like me?

322
00:15:00,578 --> 00:15:03,032
I'm a nightmare. No, thank you.

323
00:15:03,057 --> 00:15:05,307
Well, what other job skills do you have?

324
00:15:05,332 --> 00:15:07,665
I can ride horses,
play tennis and fence.

325
00:15:07,751 --> 00:15:10,335
Great, you could be a camp counselor.

326
00:15:12,365 --> 00:15:14,331
Have you thought about
going back to school?

327
00:15:14,356 --> 00:15:16,773
No way. Christy makes
that look miserable.

328
00:15:17,128 --> 00:15:18,610
I'm not miserable.

329
00:15:18,635 --> 00:15:20,110
You complain about it all the time.

330
00:15:20,135 --> 00:15:21,885
All the time.

331
00:15:22,152 --> 00:15:24,728
Don't test me, Wendy. Don't test me.

332
00:15:26,060 --> 00:15:28,427
Jill's right. You're so cute.

333
00:15:33,314 --> 00:15:36,065
Can I see the box? I need
to look at the picture.

334
00:15:36,090 --> 00:15:37,757
An advanced puzzler would tell you

335
00:15:37,782 --> 00:15:39,532
it's cheating to look at the picture.

336
00:15:39,557 --> 00:15:42,058
Well, I would tell that
advanced puzzler to bite my ass.

337
00:15:42,083 --> 00:15:43,466
Now give me the box.

338
00:15:45,657 --> 00:15:46,823
Bam!

339
00:15:46,848 --> 00:15:48,196
Rainbow squeaky toy, done.

340
00:15:48,221 --> 00:15:51,639
Ooh, which means my
rottweiler fits right in there.

341
00:15:51,664 --> 00:15:53,364
Which connects to my pug tail.

342
00:15:53,389 --> 00:15:55,150
Way to go, Puss in Boots.

343
00:15:55,175 --> 00:15:57,275
- Puss in Boots?
- Yeah. I'm trying out

344
00:15:57,308 --> 00:15:59,658
nicknames for you.
That's obviously not it.

345
00:16:00,595 --> 00:16:02,461
I didn't hate it.

346
00:16:04,183 --> 00:16:05,939
Here's a thought.

347
00:16:05,963 --> 00:16:09,235
What if Puzzle Club could be
every day for the two of you?

348
00:16:09,900 --> 00:16:11,360
What are you getting at?

349
00:16:11,683 --> 00:16:13,907
Well, you're all by yourself now,

350
00:16:13,932 --> 00:16:15,982
and you could use a room with a door.

351
00:16:17,992 --> 00:16:21,173
So I'm saying, you know...

352
00:16:22,159 --> 00:16:24,312
Oh, come on, people,
follow the breadcrumbs.

353
00:16:24,337 --> 00:16:26,290
You two should live together.

354
00:16:26,498 --> 00:16:28,414
- Oh.
- Oh.

355
00:16:30,946 --> 00:16:32,627
I'm not gonna say how I feel about it

356
00:16:32,652 --> 00:16:34,368
till you say how you feel about it.

357
00:16:36,345 --> 00:16:38,712
- I think that's a great idea.
- Me too!

358
00:16:40,712 --> 00:16:43,618
Just one thing. How
do you feel about cats?

359
00:16:43,643 --> 00:16:46,095
- I always wanted one.
- Well, now you have eight.

360
00:16:47,041 --> 00:16:48,407
Actually, nine.

361
00:16:48,432 --> 00:16:50,697
A stray wandered in
the night Victor died.

362
00:16:50,722 --> 00:16:53,985
I'm not saying it's him, but it's him.

363
00:16:55,903 --> 00:16:58,538
I have nine cats and a puzzle club.

364
00:16:58,563 --> 00:17:00,363
My life is awesome!

365
00:17:05,572 --> 00:17:09,291
Don't worry, this isn't garbage.
We're just making a donation.

366
00:17:09,649 --> 00:17:12,400
Wow, did you do a
neighborhood clothing drive?

367
00:17:12,425 --> 00:17:16,087
Nope, just one woman's
obscenely large closet.

368
00:17:16,308 --> 00:17:18,571
There's four more bags in the car.

369
00:17:18,596 --> 00:17:20,596
One of them's just sports bras.

370
00:17:20,934 --> 00:17:25,001
I shop to fill a hole, but
that's not your problem.

371
00:17:25,354 --> 00:17:27,487
This is all designer stuff.

372
00:17:27,512 --> 00:17:30,097
Yeah, but not from this
year. Is that still okay?

373
00:17:30,122 --> 00:17:32,206
Yeah, we can make that work.

374
00:17:32,502 --> 00:17:34,196
Most of the women who
come to our shelter

375
00:17:34,221 --> 00:17:35,887
show up with nothing.

376
00:17:35,912 --> 00:17:37,328
That's heartbreaking.

377
00:17:37,362 --> 00:17:39,112
Oh, but this is the
kind of stuff that will

378
00:17:39,137 --> 00:17:41,187
really help them get back on their feet.

379
00:17:41,212 --> 00:17:42,628
They can wear it to job interviews,

380
00:17:42,653 --> 00:17:46,103
or... if they win an Oscar.

381
00:17:47,540 --> 00:17:49,745
I have a bunch of
maternity clothes, too,

382
00:17:49,781 --> 00:17:50,985
if anyone here is pregnant.

383
00:17:51,010 --> 00:17:53,227
Oh, we've got pregnant.

384
00:17:53,252 --> 00:17:55,453
Thank you so much.

385
00:17:55,478 --> 00:17:58,056
I better get sorting.
This is gonna take a while.

386
00:17:58,177 --> 00:18:00,678
Okay, well, it's nice meeting you.

387
00:18:00,740 --> 00:18:02,718
You have a lot of free
time. You could help.

388
00:18:02,743 --> 00:18:05,212
I have a lot of free time. I could help.

389
00:18:05,578 --> 00:18:07,862
How about Monday through
Friday, 9:00 to 5:00?

390
00:18:07,887 --> 00:18:09,337
- Okay.
- Really?

391
00:18:09,362 --> 00:18:11,695
I was kidding, but
that would be amazing.

392
00:18:13,877 --> 00:18:16,798
Look at that. I got a job. Ha, ha!

393
00:18:17,065 --> 00:18:18,235
- Congratulations.
- Yay!

394
00:18:18,260 --> 00:18:19,871
Okay, I'm gonna go get
the rest of the bags.

395
00:18:20,445 --> 00:18:23,337
Does she understand this
is a volunteer position?

396
00:18:23,362 --> 00:18:24,931
She's got a chandelier in her closet.

397
00:18:24,956 --> 00:18:26,705
She's gonna be fine.

398
00:18:31,658 --> 00:18:32,907
Bonnie, it doesn't go there.

399
00:18:32,932 --> 00:18:34,220
- Yes, it does.
- What...

400
00:18:34,245 --> 00:18:36,814
Come on. If you bend the
pieces, I can't frame it.

401
00:18:36,839 --> 00:18:38,316
Ooh, can we put it in my room?

402
00:18:38,341 --> 00:18:39,774
I'm pretty sure the puzzle stays

403
00:18:39,799 --> 00:18:41,009
where the puzzle was completed.

404
00:18:41,454 --> 00:18:42,967
Oh, time-out.

405
00:18:43,003 --> 00:18:44,821
Potty break.

406
00:18:46,220 --> 00:18:48,306
You know, we could just
finish it while she's gone.

407
00:18:48,342 --> 00:18:49,641
- She called a time-out.
- So?

408
00:18:49,676 --> 00:18:50,842
And just like that,

409
00:18:50,894 --> 00:18:52,462
puzzle club gets political.

410
00:18:55,849 --> 00:18:57,827
I think you're really gonna
like living with Marjorie.

411
00:18:57,851 --> 00:18:59,184
Oh, I think so, too.

412
00:18:59,209 --> 00:19:00,958
I want to say...

413
00:19:01,642 --> 00:19:05,167
what a pleasure it's been
to be part of your...

414
00:19:05,931 --> 00:19:09,077
miraculous transformation, and, um...

415
00:19:09,222 --> 00:19:11,506
I'm really gonna miss you.

416
00:19:12,290 --> 00:19:14,666
I'm only moving a half mile away.

417
00:19:15,212 --> 00:19:17,876
Mm-hmm.

418
00:19:19,735 --> 00:19:22,040
- Hey.
- Hey.

419
00:19:22,119 --> 00:19:23,902
Ooh. You guys are doing a puzzle.

420
00:19:23,927 --> 00:19:25,710
It's called "Dogs Galore."

421
00:19:26,525 --> 00:19:28,513
I see why.

422
00:19:28,548 --> 00:19:30,932
- Ooh, I got one.
- Ah, puzzle club only.

423
00:19:32,142 --> 00:19:34,969
- Puzzle club?
- Puzzle club. We're getting buttons.

424
00:19:34,994 --> 00:19:37,294
Hey, Christy, I'm
moving in with Marjorie.

425
00:19:38,025 --> 00:19:40,859
Oh, okay.

426
00:19:41,064 --> 00:19:43,228
Are you gonna cry like your mom did?

427
00:19:43,459 --> 00:19:46,076
I am having big feelings.

428
00:19:52,431 --> 00:19:56,624
Oh, you are the finest person
who has walked the face of this Earth.

429
00:19:57,251 --> 00:19:58,626
Thank you.

430
00:19:58,712 --> 00:20:00,390
Damn it, we're missing the last piece!

431
00:20:00,414 --> 00:20:02,058
Look on the floor!
It's got to be here somewhere.

432
00:20:02,423 --> 00:20:05,166
I knew they'd try to finish without me.

433
00:20:05,252 --> 00:20:10,079
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