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Mac, Mac, open up!

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Let me in! There's no time
to waste! Come on!

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Come on, man!
I know you're in there!

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That's it! I'm coming in!

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Shit!

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I just opened up the old cut.

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Why didn't you open the door?

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- It wasn't locked.
- Come on, we got to get going.

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You got any ice in there?.

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They put me in charge.

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It's a gay pride parade or something.

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Can I use this sock?

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My God.

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We're making a float
for the parade,

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to rope in the gays.

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But we only got 24 hours.

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I'm gonna use this newspaper.

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I stuff it up.

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I plug it. Okay.

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Well, you're gonna be
our prize gay.

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You're gonna dance on top.
They told me to get you.

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I told 'em, "I don't get
the whole gay thing."

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I drew the short straw,
so here I am. Let's roll.

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I-I don't want to do that,
because I-I just...

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I don't know where I fit in
as a gay man,

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and it's starting to get to me.

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Christ! Now?

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They give me one job and I got
to deal with your feelings?

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I-I don't know. I-I...

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I'm not feeling very proud.

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A-All right. Look, Mac,
I never really got you.

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And-and, to be honest,
now that you're gay,

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I get you even less.

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Nothing against it.

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I just don't get it.

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But let's try
and work together, okay?

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Help me help you, all right?

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All right. I guess. Sure.

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Okay. Let's go find your pride.

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credits

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Where exactly
are you taking me, Frank?

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Your problem is you're
only hanging out with straights.

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I'm gonna take you to a club
where you can meet a few guys,

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maybe snap you out
of that funk you're in.

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All right.
I just don't know if I'm ready

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for a relationship, you know?

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You're just scared, is all.

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You got to meet
a couple of normal gays.

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And, by the way,
when we're in there,

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you got to watch my back.

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If one of these queens comes
at me, I'm gonna go berserk.

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Frank, you're a 75-year-old man

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with a face
that looks like hamburger meat.

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I'm sure you're safe.

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Yeah.

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L-Let's try to blend in.

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Okay.

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Ooh.

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Jesus Christ, Frank.

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Isn't this what all gay guys
are into?

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I-I don't think so, but, either
way, I know I'm not into it.

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A-All right, all right, relax.

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Let's hit the buffet.
We'll hang back.

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We'll scope out the scene.

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Okay? Ooh, look at that.

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Ooh. This is
a much better spread

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than they have
at the straight orgies.

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Yeah, I don't feel comfortable in here, Frank.

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I know. That's why you got
to jump in headfirst.

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Go find some nice guys,
smack you around a little bit.

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I don't want
to get smacked around.

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That's part of the culture, Mac.

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It's a very small subset
of the culture.

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And it's totally fine
for these guys,

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but it's just
a little too much for me too...

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And this cut.

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I got to take 'em out
and restuff.

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- God.
- Goddamn, dude, that is disgusting.

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I got to plug it. I got to plug it up.

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- You're putting it in the chicken?
- Got to... Yeah.

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- What are you... My God.
- No, I got to keep it plugged.

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Ooh, ooh, ooh, that's spicy.

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Ooh, there must be some hot
sauce on them wings.

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They're buffalo wings.

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- Let me try one.
- Don't eat the god... Frank.

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Look out. Incoming.

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Um, how may we help you?

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Mac, unzip this thing, so
we can find out what it wants.

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Sir, I'm going to have
to ask you to leave.

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Why? Because I'm straight?

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No. Because you put
your nose rags in the chicken.

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Excuse me, Your
Highness, I'll be more careful.

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Hey, how much I got to pay you

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to let my boy Mac here
take you for a spin?

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I'm not a prostitute.

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- You do this for fun?
- Yes.

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I'm never gonna get it.
I'll never get this.

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Why did I get this mission?

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- I... You see, I drew the short straw.
- Okay.

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- Let's go, Frank. I'm so sorry, sir.
- That's it.

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W-We'll be leaving.
Frank, let's just go home.

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No, no, no. No, Goldilocks,
we're not going home.

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You got to find that pride.

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Okay, this place is
a little too rough.

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I-I admit it. Fine.

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We're gonna go someplace softer.

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# No, no, finally,
it has happened to me #

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# Right in front of my face, my
feelings can't describe it... #

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So, you see anything you like?

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Not really.
These are drag queens, Frank.

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Come on, Mac. Help me out.

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I'm sticking my neck out for you
and you're giving me nothing.

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How are you sticking your neck
out for me?

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I'm running a real risk
coming to a joint like this.

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I mean, one false move

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and these fairies could poke me
full of holes.

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"Fairies"?
What year is it in your head?

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Well, help me out here, man.

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We're running out of time.

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When you came out
to your father, did you come out

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as a top or a bottom?

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A boy or a girl?

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I haven't come out
to him yet.

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Well, maybe that's it.

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You got to tell your dad.

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Yeah, I-I just don't think
I can come out and tell him.

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I-I feel like I got to show him.

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And-and I've been working
on something, actually,

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but it's just gonna take me
a few more weeks, so...

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No, no, weeks, weeks, no.

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We got to be on that float tomorrow.

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Look... I don't know
what to tell you, man.

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You just don't... you don't know
what's going on inside of me.

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Well, I'm sure
there's five or six superviruses

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- eating out your insides.
- No, no.

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I mean the struggle
to be who I am.

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I-I just want to show him,
so that he can understand.

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All right, well,
explain it to me.

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Okay, well, there's...

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there's, like,
this storm inside of me

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and-and it's been raging
my whole life.

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And-and I'm down on my knees
and-and I'm-I'm looking

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for answers
and then God comes down

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to me...
And it's a very hot chick...

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- and she pulls me up and we start dancing, okay?
- W-Wait, wait, wait.

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You're gay and you're dancing
with a hot chick

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- who is God?
- Yes.

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- The Catholics really fucked you up.
- You didn't get it?

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- I'm never gonna get it.
- Okay. All right.

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- Let me start at the beginning, and I'll...
- No, no. Wait.

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Christ, I'm sweating.

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My-my head is exploding.

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I'm gonna try some of this...
Put a little of this.

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It'll be good.

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Shit!

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That burns.

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Christ, it's swelling.

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Frank, I think your nose

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- is infected, man.
- No, no, no, no.

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I got...
I'm using this insulation

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to plug up the flow. I just...

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Yeah, that seems safe.
Shit! Here he comes.

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- I'm freaking out.
- Don't-don't dance around it.

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Just tell him.
Rip the Band-Aid off.

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- He'll be cool. You'll see.
- He'll be cool.

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- Yeah.
- Yeah, he's cool, he's cool.

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Yeah.

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- Go for it.
- Yeah.

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H-Hey.

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Hey, Dad! H-Hey, it's...

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it's-it's been a couple years.

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- So, how you been?
- Yeah.

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My cellmate ratted on me
for having an extra pillow.

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I cut out his tongue
with a rusty pair of pliers

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and fed it to the maggots.

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Cool...

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Very cool.

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So, um...

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there's something that,

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I've been meaning to tell you
for a while now.

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All right, there's, like,
a storm inside of me, all right?

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And-and-and...
and God sent me an angel...

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- an angel, and this... this angel is a woman.
- No. Don't.

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And this woman and I...
We start dancing,

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and we get very passionate,
and then...

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It's all very confusing,
but in the end,

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something new is born.

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Well, wha-what
he's trying to say...

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I know exactly
what he's trying to say.

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My son...
finally knocked someone up.

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I'm gonna be a grandfather.

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Finally!

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Someone to carry on my name.

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Yeah, I mean...

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You know,
I-I could carry on your name.

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Yeah. Son, listen to me.

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I never really got you,
you know?

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But now,

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I see that there's hope
for you yet.

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Well, I-I mean,
not with your life,

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but with the life of your son.

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Well, we don't know
that it's gonna be a boy.

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Hey, if it's not a boy,

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you flush that shit out
and try again!

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Yeah. Yeah, definitely.

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I'll flush that shit out,
and you...

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I'm gonna give you a boy, Dad.

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I'm gonna be a grandfather.

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We will! Dad, you are gonna be
a grandfather. Daddy.

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Dad? Dad?

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Hey, Dad? Yeah, Dad.

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No, he had to go.
The guards called him back.

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The guards called him back.

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That went well.

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Frank? Frank?

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- This goddamn cut!
- Yeah...

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Trying to plug it up.

219
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- Whoa!
- But I can't stop it.

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Holy shit!

221
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I'm using lemon juice and
hot glue to close up the wound.

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Yeah, okay.

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All right, look, where's Mac, dude?

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- Mac. You were supposed to get him. Where is he?
- Yeah!

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- Yeah!
- Yeah! Well, is he... is he here? Come on.

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- He's coming.
- All right, well, good.

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Well, he's super late, though.
Come on. -

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No big deal
if he doesn't do it, right?

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I mean, we could
find somebody else.

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Someone else? Come on, come on.

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What are you gonna have you, me,
dancing on top of the gay float?

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- No.
- No, no, the press'll murder us!

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We need an authentically gay man.

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They'll see right through it,
man. They'll kill us.

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I didn't know you guys were
taking this so seriously.

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We're taking it very seriously.

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You know what?
I got something to show you.

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Come look, okay?
That will change everything.

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Hey!

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Holy shit!

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- Yeah, right?
- Right? !

242
00:10:00,162 --> 00:10:02,169
- I mean, this thing's amazing, man.
- Aw.

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Like, it's got a working bar,
it's got these confetti cannons.

244
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It's even got, like, a shower

245
00:10:06,139 --> 00:10:07,544
- that's gonna pour water on Mac...
- Ooh.

246
00:10:07,569 --> 00:10:09,286
While he does his, like, sexy gay dance...

247
00:10:09,311 --> 00:10:10,794
Or whatever the hell he's
been working on this whole time.

248
00:10:10,819 --> 00:10:12,364
- Yeah.
- So, the only thing that's missing...

249
00:10:12,440 --> 00:10:13,872
- Yeah?
- Is Mac!

250
00:10:13,897 --> 00:10:15,090
Yeah.

251
00:10:15,906 --> 00:10:18,184
Yeah, good, good.
No problem, I got that covered.

252
00:10:18,209 --> 00:10:19,215
- I got it.
- I hope so, dude,

253
00:10:19,240 --> 00:10:20,794
'cause you only had one job
to do, man.

254
00:10:20,819 --> 00:10:22,459
I got it, I got it.

255
00:10:22,484 --> 00:10:25,208
Go, go. Don't mess around
the bar. Go!

256
00:10:26,791 --> 00:10:28,184
Sure. What?

257
00:10:32,997 --> 00:10:34,497
Who the hell are you?

258
00:10:34,522 --> 00:10:36,262
Who the hell are you?

259
00:10:39,093 --> 00:10:41,043
No!

260
00:10:41,068 --> 00:10:42,903
- Mac!
- What do you want, Frank?

261
00:10:42,928 --> 00:10:44,840
You were banging that broad,
weren't you?

262
00:10:44,964 --> 00:10:47,317
You're-you're trying
to get a girl pregnant

263
00:10:47,342 --> 00:10:50,010
just because that's what
your father wants you to do!

264
00:10:50,136 --> 00:10:53,333
No, no. Frank, that's not what it is, man.

265
00:10:53,358 --> 00:10:54,817
You don't understand.

266
00:10:54,842 --> 00:10:56,950
You're going back in the closet,
aren't you?

267
00:10:57,142 --> 00:10:59,864
I can't stand it.
Nobody can stand it..

268
00:10:59,889 --> 00:11:02,239
I'm not going back
in the closet, all right?

269
00:11:02,264 --> 00:11:04,417
I-I just need
to come out to him my way,

270
00:11:04,442 --> 00:11:06,419
and I'm not ready
to do that yet, all right?

271
00:11:07,958 --> 00:11:09,111
I don't care!

272
00:11:09,214 --> 00:11:11,715
You're coming with me,
you're going on that float.

273
00:11:11,740 --> 00:11:13,786
No! Frank, I'm not ready.

274
00:11:13,811 --> 00:11:15,911
I don't want to do it,
and you can't make me.

275
00:11:16,052 --> 00:11:17,997
Fine! Fine. Okay.

276
00:11:18,022 --> 00:11:20,176
Stay here and bang your broads

277
00:11:20,201 --> 00:11:22,585
and feel sorry for yourself.
You know, I don't care.

278
00:11:22,610 --> 00:11:25,278
I don't need you.
I'll get another gay.

279
00:11:25,303 --> 00:11:27,303
Somebody way hotter than you.

280
00:11:29,489 --> 00:11:30,856
Hey!

281
00:11:30,881 --> 00:11:34,524
Allow me to introduce
Paddy's top gay,

282
00:11:34,549 --> 00:11:37,417
a man everybody
in the neighborhood knows,

283
00:11:37,442 --> 00:11:39,067
everybody loves.

284
00:11:39,092 --> 00:11:42,322
The gay that will rope in
all the gays.

285
00:11:42,463 --> 00:11:43,910
- Cricket!
- What?

286
00:11:43,935 --> 00:11:45,872
- Hey!
- Ha, ha, ha.

287
00:11:53,075 --> 00:11:54,629
Yeah. Yeah.

288
00:11:54,654 --> 00:11:56,098
What the hell, Frank?
Where's Mac?

289
00:11:56,131 --> 00:11:57,325
- Mac's out.
- Why?!

290
00:11:57,350 --> 00:11:59,238
- Well, I think he's going back in the closet.
- Goddamn it.

291
00:11:59,263 --> 00:12:01,911
You had one job: Get the gay man
to dance on the gay float.

292
00:12:01,936 --> 00:12:03,177
- I know. No, he's, he...
- It's not that hard.

293
00:12:03,201 --> 00:12:04,278
We got a problem.
We got a problem.

294
00:12:04,302 --> 00:12:05,412
Dennis doesn't want to drive.

295
00:12:05,436 --> 00:12:06,786
Now he's saying
he's claustrophobic under there.

296
00:12:06,811 --> 00:12:07,801
What is Cricket doing here?

297
00:12:07,826 --> 00:12:09,382
- Because Frank blew it!
- Aw, come on, man.

298
00:12:09,407 --> 00:12:10,965
- You had one job to do.
- That's what I said.

299
00:12:10,990 --> 00:12:12,614
Cricket's gonna do the dance.
Dance, Cricket. Go. Dance.

300
00:12:12,639 --> 00:12:15,577
No. No, no, no. He look...
God. No! Come on, man.

301
00:12:15,602 --> 00:12:18,137
- No.
- He looks like a monster, and you look like a monster.

302
00:12:18,162 --> 00:12:19,840
We're not trying to invite
a bar full of monster men.

303
00:12:19,865 --> 00:12:22,286
We're-we're looking
for high-spending gay men.

304
00:12:22,311 --> 00:12:23,723
Yeah, but get Dennis to dance.

305
00:12:23,748 --> 00:12:25,122
You can't get
the straight man to dance.

306
00:12:25,147 --> 00:12:26,059
The press would murder us.

307
00:12:26,084 --> 00:12:27,817
The press doesn't give two shits
about us.

308
00:12:27,842 --> 00:12:30,004
Frank, it's 2018,
and you're the only person

309
00:12:30,029 --> 00:12:31,795
who doesn't seem
to understand gay culture.

310
00:12:31,820 --> 00:12:33,044
That's true. That's true.

311
00:12:33,069 --> 00:12:35,028
My head is swelling with blood.

312
00:12:35,053 --> 00:12:37,098
Goddamn it, Charlie. We got to
be there in 20 minutes.

313
00:12:37,123 --> 00:12:38,129
All right. You know what?

314
00:12:38,154 --> 00:12:39,395
Um, Cricket, fine.
You can dance. Let's go.

315
00:12:39,420 --> 00:12:40,895
- Yo.
- Frank, can you at least

316
00:12:40,920 --> 00:12:42,282
- drive the thing? Let's go.
- Yeah. All right.

317
00:12:42,307 --> 00:12:43,786
- Yes.
- You're driving. You'll squeeze in there.

318
00:12:43,811 --> 00:12:45,559
- You drive.
- Come on, man. -No, no, no, no, no.

319
00:12:45,584 --> 00:12:49,036
Lady, I'm not going anywhere
until I see an Abraham Lincoln.

320
00:12:50,869 --> 00:12:51,715
Here you go.

321
00:12:51,740 --> 00:12:52,822
What is this? What is this?

322
00:12:52,847 --> 00:12:55,575
- Like, 73 cents.
- No. I-I said Abraham Lincoln.

323
00:12:55,600 --> 00:12:57,578
- There's a bunch of Lincolns in there.
- Those are pennies!

324
00:12:57,603 --> 00:12:59,169
- Okay. You want to give it back to me?
- Well, no. Hold on.

325
00:12:59,194 --> 00:13:00,489
- Okay, you're gonna do it?
- Yeah, I'll do it.

326
00:13:00,514 --> 00:13:02,459
- Yes, of course I'll do it.
- Then go do it. Go!

327
00:13:02,585 --> 00:13:04,833
All right, now wait a second.

328
00:13:04,858 --> 00:13:06,559
How do you turn it on?
First the lights.

329
00:13:06,584 --> 00:13:08,184
What is that?

330
00:13:08,229 --> 00:13:09,979
That must be...

331
00:13:10,004 --> 00:13:11,692
Okay, let's see
what we got here.

332
00:13:11,717 --> 00:13:14,958
Okay,
"Start north on Second Street.

333
00:13:15,206 --> 00:13:19,041
Turn right on...
Dickens Avenue."

334
00:13:19,066 --> 00:13:20,399
Straight to... What the...?

335
00:13:20,988 --> 00:13:22,583
Shit. I...

336
00:13:24,778 --> 00:13:26,973
God. This is ridiculous.

337
00:13:27,516 --> 00:13:29,379
Shit, I can't do this.

338
00:13:29,614 --> 00:13:32,825
You know what? Screw this.

339
00:13:33,239 --> 00:13:34,440
No good.

340
00:13:34,864 --> 00:13:36,059
Mac?

341
00:13:36,761 --> 00:13:37,960
Mac?

342
00:13:38,094 --> 00:13:40,309
Mac, come here.
Let me in. Let me in.

343
00:13:40,334 --> 00:13:42,059
I'm gonna break the door down!

344
00:13:42,084 --> 00:13:46,239
One. Two. Three.

345
00:13:47,806 --> 00:13:49,539
Whoa. Sh...

346
00:13:49,653 --> 00:13:51,127
Shit!

347
00:13:51,152 --> 00:13:53,953
Jesus, Frank, that's a lot of
blood. Is that from just now?

348
00:13:53,978 --> 00:13:56,762
No. No, that's from earlier.

349
00:13:56,902 --> 00:14:00,090
You-you see, Mac, I've been
in agony the whole day,

350
00:14:00,115 --> 00:14:02,067
but I came to this realization

351
00:14:02,092 --> 00:14:04,709
that sometimes
you got to let the blood flow

352
00:14:04,850 --> 00:14:06,717
in order to start the healing.

353
00:14:06,981 --> 00:14:09,248
Some cuts
you just can't plug up.

354
00:14:09,311 --> 00:14:12,715
That's the same for you.
You got this thing inside you,

355
00:14:12,740 --> 00:14:14,567
and you're trying to plug it up.

356
00:14:14,771 --> 00:14:16,720
But you got
to let that shit out.

357
00:14:16,917 --> 00:14:18,650
You got to let it flow.

358
00:14:18,815 --> 00:14:21,403
Otherwise, you're gonna be in
agony for the rest of your life.

359
00:14:21,428 --> 00:14:24,379
So you're saying
that if I dance on the float,

360
00:14:24,404 --> 00:14:25,974
that maybe I'll find my pride?

361
00:14:25,999 --> 00:14:28,667
No. No, forget the float.

362
00:14:28,787 --> 00:14:31,200
That's just doing it
for the wrong reasons.

363
00:14:32,254 --> 00:14:33,778
You got to do something else.

364
00:14:41,246 --> 00:14:42,888
I got you a couple things from the float

365
00:14:42,913 --> 00:14:45,288
that you can use.
I paid off the warden.

366
00:14:45,313 --> 00:14:47,273
They think they're seeing
a Blake Shelton concert,

367
00:14:47,298 --> 00:14:49,198
and I put your dad
in the front row.

368
00:14:49,394 --> 00:14:51,010
All right, I just...

369
00:14:51,035 --> 00:14:52,333
I just don't know
if I can do this, Frank.

370
00:14:52,358 --> 00:14:55,067
Mac, I don't get it,
and I may never get it,

371
00:14:55,092 --> 00:14:57,481
but I do know
you got to do this.

372
00:14:58,161 --> 00:15:00,802
You said you want
to tell your dad your way.

373
00:15:02,280 --> 00:15:03,708
So now do it.

374
00:15:06,031 --> 00:15:07,793
Yeah. Yeah.

375
00:15:10,886 --> 00:15:12,052
Hello, gentlemen.

376
00:15:12,434 --> 00:15:13,629
Dudes.

377
00:15:14,148 --> 00:15:15,847
Unfortunately...

378
00:15:15,872 --> 00:15:19,155
Blake Shelton
will not be making it today.

379
00:15:20,106 --> 00:15:22,225
- But,
he did send me in his stead,

380
00:15:22,250 --> 00:15:24,356
and I've got something special
to show you.

381
00:15:25,136 --> 00:15:28,381
My name is Ronald McDonald, and...

382
00:15:28,406 --> 00:15:30,489
I named him that.

383
00:15:32,903 --> 00:15:34,898
I got something
that I got to tell you, Dad,

384
00:15:34,923 --> 00:15:37,957
and I've been trying to find
the best way to do it, and...

385
00:15:38,159 --> 00:15:40,209
I just thought
instead of saying it,

386
00:15:40,234 --> 00:15:43,974
maybe I could just show you
how I feel inside.

387
00:15:46,742 --> 00:15:48,114
Dad...

388
00:15:49,072 --> 00:15:50,176
I'm gay.

389
00:19:57,651 --> 00:19:59,612
It's okay.

390
00:19:59,827 --> 00:20:01,377
It's okay.

391
00:20:02,588 --> 00:20:04,246
It's okay.

392
00:20:18,791 --> 00:20:21,010
My God.

393
00:20:24,174 --> 00:20:25,760
I get it.

394
00:20:30,478 --> 00:20:31,931
I get it.

395
00:20:42,130 --> 00:20:50,780
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