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- Synced and corrected by medvidecek007 -
- www.addic7ed.com -

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Whatcha doing?

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Just putting up some more flyers.

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The ones I put up the
other day disappeared.

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So, you gonna hang around
for a while, or...?

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I would, but I got to put up
all these flyers around town.

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Hey, could somebody shut the door?

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I think we got a draft in here.

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Hi. I'm here to pick up the
key to Bare Feet Retreat.

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I don't know if you remember me, but...

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Oh, I remember you.

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- Shit.
- Boy, do I remember you.

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Yeah, last time you rented the house,

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I had to re-hang all the pictures.

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I'm still getting sand
out of the knickknacks,

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and half the spoons were gone.

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It's not easy finding
matching spoons, okay?

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And in fact, they won't truly match

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until the new ones lose their
shine and muster up a patina.

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No parties this time, I hope.

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No parties. I promise.

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All right, well, I'll see you later.

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There was a-a bug.

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I want to assure you that I
won't be having any parties,

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but I do owe you an
explanation about something.

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It's a long story, and it all

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started last year on my birthday.

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Hey, there's my Walt.

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Tell me those are my new shoes.

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Hi.

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Uh, we're here to pick up
the keys to Bare Feet Retreat.

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Oh, yeah. Uh, you're gonna have

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to look for my boyfriend. He's...

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You're diarrhea.

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Ha! See? I told you that
commercial would get you chicks.

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We're both actors. I mainly
do corporate training videos,

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but if you worked for Kaiser Permanente,

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you would be losing your shit right now.

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- She doesn't care about...
- She does.

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We just need the keys.

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Okay, well, um, he's just in the back,

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cleaning spaghetti off the marlin.

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We had a 2-year-old in here earlier

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that was acting like a real prick.

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I'm here about the beach house.

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Yeah, can you give me a sec?

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I just have to get these noodles
off before they crust up.

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- Hello?
- Uh, sorry to bother you, Mr. Davis,

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but I have a DJ Maureen here

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looking to set up some party or whatnot.

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And between you and me,
she's got a half a tattoo,

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and I wouldn't mind
seeing the other half.

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Shit.

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Look, I told her the
party was at the beach.

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The address is 246 Sandyland
Way in Mabel Beach.

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And it's a surprise, so tell
her not to show up until 9:00.

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You guys having a party?

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Uh, just a little one.

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- Is... is that a problem?
- Not for me,

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but you probably don't want
my boyfriend to find out.

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It's his mom's house.

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Uh, you know, you can come
if you want, actually.

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It's... It's diarrhea's birthday.

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Oh, I don't know.

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I'd have to sneak out.

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But I did just get these new shoes.

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No, you know what?

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It's Friday, and Tommy
was looking forward

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to pot roast pajama night.

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Are you sure?

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Those shoes look like they
deserve to stay up past 8:30.

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8:30?

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We're not that lame.

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We don't go to bed till
after "Blue Bloods."

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So, I don't know what you guys have

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up your sleeve as far as activities,

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but there's a whole shelf full of games.

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For two players, may I recommend Farkle?

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It's like Yahtzee on steroids.

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Thanks. See you later.

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You know, I was thinking
about spicing things up tonight,

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throwing a square of dark
chocolate into the pot roast.

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Think I saw it on "The Chew."

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Oh.

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This actually looks kind of fun.

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Maybe after we order dinner, we can...

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Eat this birthday cookie.

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- What kind of coo...
- Nom, nom, nom.

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- There's weed in this, isn't there?
- Quite a bit.

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Thanks. I think.

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You know I haven't gotten
high since the breakup?

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It reminds me of Jennifer...

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Yeah, I know, all right?

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But you can't not ever get high again

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just because drugs remind
you of your ex-girlfriend.

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It's not healthy, man.

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Who's that?

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I think it's my Uncle Bill.

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Looks like the old man from "Up."

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In order for you to understand

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why seeing my Uncle Bill outside

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your beach house was so strange,

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you need to know a few things about him.

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Bill grew up in West
Virginia, and at 15,

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he started working in the
coal mines with his dad.

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He met his wife, Lorraine,
when he was 22.

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They couldn't have children,
so for the next 50 years,

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they spent their time going to church,

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laying in the backyard
looking at clouds,

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playing cards with friends,
and just being in love.

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It was a simple life.

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A few years ago, I got the news

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that Lorraine died of a heart attack.

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If my parents were still alive,
I might've gone to the funeral,

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but without somebody
pressuring me to go, I didn't.

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It was selfish, especially because

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even though I hadn't
seen Bill since I was 5,

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he never forgot my birthday.

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Happy birthday.

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Thanks.

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What are you doing here?

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Well, I went to your apartment,

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and the man in charge of the
lobby said you was here.

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Hi. I'm Bill.

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Joe.

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I reckoned this year I'd
deliver your card by hand.

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Could I use your washroom?

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I tried to use the one on the bus,

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but I couldn't hold my breath that long.

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Well, you better hurry up.
Pop into your PJs.

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Yeah, actually, my sister just texted.

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I have to babysit now.

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That's a little last-minute.

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Yeah, she matched with
someone on Tinder.

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Okay. Well, um,

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I could put the roast back
in the pot, let it simmer,

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keep my hunger at bay
with a handful of raisins.

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No, you know, it's fine.

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Um, she sounds like
she's in a slutty mood,

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so I could be stuck there all night.

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Well, I guess I could
tape "Blue Bloods."

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Although it's a new one tonight,

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and I got a Shriners
meeting in the morning.

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There's no way Glen doesn't
let a spoiler slip out.

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Maybe I could watch it

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and then you and I could
watch it together later?

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Sounds great.

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You seem to enjoy watching the repeats

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more than the originals anyways.

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Yeah, well, I'm a lot less stressed

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the second go-around, that's for sure.

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You got to get rid of him.

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I'm throwing you a party.

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DJ Maureen is coming.

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Seriously?

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We haven't hung out with her
since the last time we took...

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That's a lot of ecstasy.

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You know, I was thinking, uh,

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maybe us two could go fishing again.

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You remember the last
time we went fishing?

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You couldn't have been more than 5.

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A big, old catfish got
ahold of your line

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and yanked you right out of the boat.

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Yeah, I started crying, and
if I remember correctly,

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you started laughing.

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I had to.

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Oh, you was terrified.

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I needed to let you know that
everything's gonna be okay,

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and it worked.

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You caught the sillies from me,

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and then you started laughing yourself.

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That's true. I did.

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You must be tired.

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How about I help you
find a hotel nearby?

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I'm dying.

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- Okay.
- I've got pneumoconiosis.

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It's commonly known as Black Lung.

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My lungs are black.

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Police! We're here to
take all your drugs!

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Happy birthday!

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Oh, shit, you brought the
doorman, you crazy bitch.

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You'uns fixing to have a party?

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Yeah, but it's not the
kind of party you would...

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My friend, he, uh...

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I don't do drugs, but some of
the people who are coming, uh...

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If there's gonna be drugs at your party,

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- I'd like to stay.
- Excuse me?

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I would be willing to
try some of them drugs.

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I don't... What?

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Tim, I lived the way I thought I
was supposed to for 90 years,

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and there were a whole lot of

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rewards along the way for doing so.

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Met a great woman.

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And since I was faithful to her,

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she never left my side.

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I ain't never touched alcohol.

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And because of that,

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I ain't never done nothing
that I've regretted.

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But lately, I've been asking myself

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if I lived too safe a life.

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What I'm saying is that I
want to see what life is like

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when I don't play by the rules.

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My only fear is that, if I like it,

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I'm gonna kick myself for
waiting 90 years to start.

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All right, everybody.

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Here we go.

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On you mark...

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Get set...

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Go!

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I don't feel nothing yet.

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Yeah, it's gonna take about
45 minutes to kick in.

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Okay, but if I fall asleep before then,

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be sure to wake me.

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Ecstasy can affect people
in different ways.

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Some people get creative

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and start to look at the
world in a different way.

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Some people dance.

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Some people like to
touch and be touched.

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Me? I tend to get introspective.

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I'm thinking about quitting acting.

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Why? You're so famous.

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- For being the face of diarrhea.
- Ah.

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I just don't want to end
up like our doorman.

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He used to be an actor, and the rumor is

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that he ended up doing porn.

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No.

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I feel real good.

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You guys feel real good?

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Amazing.

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We feel great.

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I can't believe I was
gonna eat pot roast

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and watch "Blue Bloods"
with my boyfriend tonight.

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Where'd you guys meet?

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Mm. We dropped out
of law school together.

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He's really, really, really,
really, really, really, really,

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really, really, really, really,

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really nice.

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He sounds nice.

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Yeah.

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This is the first time
I've done euphoria.

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Me, too.

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Remember we talked about
that in the kitchen?

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It's called ecstasy, Bill.

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What is?

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- Ah.
- The drug. It's called ecstasy.

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What did I say?

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I don't know. Something else.

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I just wish Tommy wouldn't act like

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we're already an old married couple.

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Last weekend, we put together
a puzzle I bought at a yard sale.

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I like puzzles.

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Me, too.

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That's why I bought one at a yard sale.

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Your feet are beautiful.

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I know.

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You want to touch them?

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- It'd be okay?
- I think so.

258
00:11:47,912 --> 00:11:49,378
Yeah, it's okay.

259
00:11:49,380 --> 00:11:52,648
Maybe I should be a puzzle
maker instead of an actor.

260
00:11:54,685 --> 00:11:56,210
You'd be good at that.

261
00:11:56,216 --> 00:11:59,154
You know what? I like the corner pieces.

262
00:11:59,156 --> 00:12:01,557
You should make more corner pieces.

263
00:12:01,559 --> 00:12:03,626
I feel great.

264
00:12:03,628 --> 00:12:05,394
Do you guys feel great?

265
00:12:05,396 --> 00:12:08,097
Amazing.

266
00:12:08,099 --> 00:12:11,033
This is the first time
I've tried euphoria.

267
00:12:11,035 --> 00:12:14,514
The rest of the night
is a bit of a blur,

268
00:12:15,206 --> 00:12:17,673
but I do remember bits and pieces.

269
00:12:21,379 --> 00:12:24,280
Some girl tripped and put her
head through one of your walls,

270
00:12:24,282 --> 00:12:25,814
which she thought was hysterical.

271
00:12:27,551 --> 00:12:30,619
That led us to finding the
coolest handyman on Craigslist,

272
00:12:30,621 --> 00:12:32,154
who fixed it up like new.

273
00:12:32,156 --> 00:12:34,189
So Joe gave him a nice tip.

274
00:12:39,330 --> 00:12:40,796
What was that?

275
00:12:40,798 --> 00:12:44,466
I vaguely remember a robot
that played records.

276
00:12:44,468 --> 00:12:47,069
I also remember my
commercial coming on TV.

277
00:12:47,071 --> 00:12:48,404
- Hey.
- Look, look, look.

278
00:12:48,406 --> 00:12:51,120
Look at the TV. Look at the TV.

279
00:12:51,126 --> 00:12:52,692
That's him.

280
00:13:04,588 --> 00:13:07,323
At one point, DJ Maureen
decided she was a pirate

281
00:13:07,325 --> 00:13:08,691
and thought she should bury

282
00:13:08,693 --> 00:13:10,359
a bunch of treasure on the beach.

283
00:13:14,398 --> 00:13:15,979
And our doorman showed us

284
00:13:15,985 --> 00:13:18,067
a trick he can do with spoons.

285
00:13:25,176 --> 00:13:29,111
? On top of the world ?

286
00:13:29,113 --> 00:13:30,846
All in all, it was a hell of a night,

287
00:13:30,848 --> 00:13:34,950
but eventually the sun came
up and the party had to end.

288
00:13:44,330 --> 00:13:49,256
_

289
00:14:23,671 --> 00:14:27,172
Ugh! Uh, you stepped
on my dick and balls.

290
00:14:27,178 --> 00:14:30,042
I'm sorry. I can't...
I can't find my shoes.

291
00:14:34,181 --> 00:14:35,703
Hey, Bill, you haven't seen

292
00:14:35,709 --> 00:14:37,883
a pair of blue shoes out here, have ya?

293
00:14:38,264 --> 00:14:42,254
I think that tattooed lady who
was hogging the record player

294
00:14:42,256 --> 00:14:44,289
might've buried them.

295
00:14:44,291 --> 00:14:46,313
Oh, sh... She does that.

296
00:14:46,319 --> 00:14:47,470
Good luck.

297
00:14:48,936 --> 00:14:51,737
That was a pretty crazy night, huh?

298
00:14:51,743 --> 00:14:54,677
It was. It was something.

299
00:14:56,782 --> 00:14:58,848
I threw them spoons in the ocean.

300
00:14:58,850 --> 00:15:00,650
After what they've been through,

301
00:15:00,652 --> 00:15:02,685
I didn't like the idea that some young'n

302
00:15:02,687 --> 00:15:06,055
would be slurping up his
Frosted Flakes with them.

303
00:15:06,057 --> 00:15:07,357
That's good thinking.

304
00:15:07,359 --> 00:15:09,125
How do you feel?

305
00:15:09,127 --> 00:15:12,351
Not as good as I did last
night, that's for sure.

306
00:15:12,357 --> 00:15:15,758
Yeah, it kind of uses up
all your happy for a while.

307
00:15:15,760 --> 00:15:17,860
Can't have ecstasy
without a little agony.

308
00:15:17,862 --> 00:15:20,588
Uh, it depends on what
you consider ecstasy.

309
00:15:21,199 --> 00:15:24,767
Sitting in an easy chair
after a long day's work,

310
00:15:24,769 --> 00:15:27,464
taking a walk in the
woods on a sunny day,

311
00:15:28,540 --> 00:15:29,893
being in love...

312
00:15:30,809 --> 00:15:33,399
To me, that's what ecstasy is.

313
00:15:34,079 --> 00:15:37,814
Of course, it don't pack the
punch that your ecstasy did,

314
00:15:37,816 --> 00:15:41,951
but mine lasted 90 years and,
uh, didn't make me feel like

315
00:15:41,953 --> 00:15:44,821
a hollowed-out old tree
trunk in the morning.

316
00:15:44,823 --> 00:15:47,156
So, do you finally have
your regret, then?

317
00:15:47,158 --> 00:15:50,059
I do, but it's not so
much about the drugs

318
00:15:50,061 --> 00:15:52,973
as about touching that young lady's feet

319
00:15:52,979 --> 00:15:54,845
for as long as I done.

320
00:15:54,851 --> 00:15:57,518
I don't think my wife would've approved.

321
00:15:57,524 --> 00:15:59,658
Sorry I made you feel bad.

322
00:15:59,771 --> 00:16:02,905
There were a lot of things I
did last night that I regret.

323
00:16:02,907 --> 00:16:06,167
It's okay, sweetie.
I don't mind a little guilt.

324
00:16:06,350 --> 00:16:08,584
It's just your brain reminding you

325
00:16:08,586 --> 00:16:10,586
that you're a good person.

326
00:16:10,588 --> 00:16:12,592
If you wasn't a good person,

327
00:16:12,598 --> 00:16:14,523
you wouldn't feel guilty.

328
00:16:14,525 --> 00:16:16,425
Well, I must be a really good person,

329
00:16:16,427 --> 00:16:17,726
because I've had a lot of crazy nights

330
00:16:17,728 --> 00:16:19,395
where I felt really guilty.

331
00:16:23,801 --> 00:16:26,268
Look, Tim, I'm not gonna tell you

332
00:16:26,274 --> 00:16:27,874
how to live your life,

333
00:16:28,072 --> 00:16:29,896
but when it comes to drugs

334
00:16:29,902 --> 00:16:32,141
and sex, try to make decisions

335
00:16:32,143 --> 00:16:34,296
on how you're gonna feel about

336
00:16:34,302 --> 00:16:36,587
it afterward, not during,

337
00:16:36,981 --> 00:16:41,427
because the after lasts a whole
lot longer than the during.

338
00:16:42,620 --> 00:16:44,486
That actually makes a lot of sense.

339
00:16:44,488 --> 00:16:48,257
And I sure hope you weren't
serious about quitting acting.

340
00:16:48,259 --> 00:16:50,659
There's a whole mess of
people in West Virginia

341
00:16:50,661 --> 00:16:53,495
would be fit to be tied if you did.

342
00:16:53,497 --> 00:16:54,897
What are you talking about?

343
00:16:54,899 --> 00:16:57,399
Everybody at church
knows you're my nephew,

344
00:16:57,401 --> 00:17:00,803
and all I talk about
is seeing you on TV.

345
00:17:00,805 --> 00:17:02,271
I mean, you got a lot of fans.

346
00:17:02,273 --> 00:17:05,307
Oh, great. I'm the Tom
Hanks of liquefied crap.

347
00:17:05,309 --> 00:17:07,328
Nobody ever said nothing about

348
00:17:07,334 --> 00:17:09,278
that tummy-ache commercial.

349
00:17:09,280 --> 00:17:12,114
The most I hear is when
you was that DMV clerk

350
00:17:12,116 --> 00:17:15,484
on that terrible show about the redneck

351
00:17:15,486 --> 00:17:17,783
with the mustache and the grocery list.

352
00:17:17,789 --> 00:17:19,843
- "My Name is Earl"?
- That sounds right.

353
00:17:19,849 --> 00:17:22,591
And, uh, the one where
you was that crying guy

354
00:17:22,593 --> 00:17:23,859
in the court show.

355
00:17:23,861 --> 00:17:25,728
"Judge Judy"? No, that was real.

356
00:17:25,730 --> 00:17:27,796
My roommate stole my ferret.

357
00:17:27,798 --> 00:17:31,037
Well, you sure took
your loss like a champ.

358
00:17:31,088 --> 00:17:33,522
You are a good actor.

359
00:17:37,708 --> 00:17:39,174
Yeah, I'm not gonna quit.

360
00:17:39,176 --> 00:17:40,576
I-I think I just said that

361
00:17:40,578 --> 00:17:43,112
'cause I wanted someone
to talk me out of it.

362
00:17:45,316 --> 00:17:46,715
Thanks.

363
00:17:46,717 --> 00:17:48,183
You're welcome.

364
00:17:48,185 --> 00:17:50,753
And if you don't want
people recognize you

365
00:17:50,755 --> 00:17:53,738
from that commercial, grow a beard.

366
00:17:54,091 --> 00:17:57,293
Diarrhea ain't got no beard.

367
00:18:00,376 --> 00:18:03,298
The next few months, we helped
Bill try a lot of new things,

368
00:18:03,300 --> 00:18:06,135
including raw fish and roller coasters.

369
00:18:06,137 --> 00:18:07,936
But as the end grew near, he wanted

370
00:18:07,938 --> 00:18:11,173
to be back in West Virginia
doing old things...

371
00:18:11,175 --> 00:18:12,508
Five of a kind.

372
00:18:12,510 --> 00:18:13,842
- Five?
- That's impossible...

373
00:18:13,844 --> 00:18:15,677
- That's impossible.
- ... but I have it.

374
00:18:15,679 --> 00:18:17,379
I just have a straight flush.
You got me.

375
00:18:17,381 --> 00:18:19,715
... until it was time
for the fun to end,

376
00:18:19,717 --> 00:18:24,086
and, not knowing what was
coming next, Bill was scared.

377
00:18:24,088 --> 00:18:25,788
But this time, it was up to me

378
00:18:25,790 --> 00:18:28,557
to let him know he was going to be okay.

379
00:18:36,033 --> 00:18:38,004
And it worked. He caught the sillies

380
00:18:38,010 --> 00:18:39,701
from me and started laughing.

381
00:18:55,186 --> 00:18:57,953
Bill wanted his ashes spread
alongside Lorraine's

382
00:18:57,955 --> 00:19:01,386
in the backyard, where they
used to look at clouds.

383
00:19:01,392 --> 00:19:03,859
Well, most of his ashes.

384
00:19:03,861 --> 00:19:05,761
He asked me to dump a small part of him

385
00:19:05,763 --> 00:19:07,429
in the ocean with your spoons.

386
00:19:07,431 --> 00:19:09,631
He didn't like the idea
of Lorraine's ashes

387
00:19:09,633 --> 00:19:12,901
next to the part of him that
rubbed another woman's feet.

388
00:19:12,903 --> 00:19:15,938
The problem is, on my way
into your living room,

389
00:19:15,940 --> 00:19:18,373
Uncle Bill and I took a little tumble.

390
00:19:18,375 --> 00:19:20,676
So when you see that I
had to replace your rug,

391
00:19:20,678 --> 00:19:22,478
you'll know why.

392
00:19:22,480 --> 00:19:24,880
That's the explanation
I thought I owed you.

393
00:19:24,882 --> 00:19:26,949
Your pal, Tim.

394
00:19:32,219 --> 00:19:35,800
? If I stood in that tunnel ?

395
00:19:35,806 --> 00:19:39,003
? a white light at the end ?

396
00:19:40,030 --> 00:19:43,165
? Heard a blonde was asking

397
00:19:43,167 --> 00:19:47,434
? "Honey, would you do it all
the same way again?" ?

398
00:19:48,072 --> 00:19:51,607
? If you had the chance,
would you switch? ?

399
00:19:52,176 --> 00:19:56,837
? Tighten every seam up,
stitch by stitch? ?

400
00:19:58,616 --> 00:20:03,448
? Yeah, I'd change a couple
things, that'd be my wish ?

401
00:20:06,256 --> 00:20:09,992
? Make love more, drink a little less ?

402
00:20:09,994 --> 00:20:12,889
? Only do the good drugs

403
00:20:14,031 --> 00:20:17,966
? Take it as it comes
like a door wide open ?

404
00:20:17,968 --> 00:20:21,737
? Never sweep it underneath the rug ?

405
00:20:22,173 --> 00:20:25,659
? Wouldn't have swung at every pitch ?

406
00:20:26,043 --> 00:20:30,312
? Wouldn't have been
so sad when I missed ?

407
00:20:30,314 --> 00:20:31,847
? Yeah, I'd change a couple things... ?

408
00:20:31,849 --> 00:20:33,148
Guys, you got to pay attention.

409
00:20:33,150 --> 00:20:35,250
You're... You're dropping everything.

410
00:20:35,252 --> 00:20:38,020
How come Aunt Debbie gets
to stay on the beach?

411
00:20:38,022 --> 00:20:39,688
Because Aunt Debbie married well.

412
00:20:39,690 --> 00:20:41,177
Shh!

413
00:20:41,688 --> 00:20:43,655
? Ooh, ooh ?

414
00:20:43,661 --> 00:20:47,822
? Let me change a couple
thing, let me get my wish ?

415
00:20:48,699 --> 00:20:53,035
? Can I change a couple
things, will I get my wish? ?

416
00:21:03,735 --> 00:21:08,330
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