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D'oh!

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Hmm? D'oh!

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- Sync and corrections by ByDem -
- www.addic7ed.com -

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- Here's your nuggets.
- Chicken nuggets?

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Yes.

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Including things that ate
or were eaten by a chicken.

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Mmm, chicken nuggets.

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? Chicken nugget ?

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? I like to eat you while I drive ?

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? 'Cause you guys and french fries ?

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? Are the perfect breakfast ?

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? She's living in L.A. ?

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? With my best old ex-friend Ray ?

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? Isn't that the way the nugget taste ?

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? Well, let's forget all that ?

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? And give me some coleslaw ?

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- Idiot!
- ? if you can find it ?

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? You've been so much more than kind ?

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? You can keep the dime. ?

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Hi, Don.

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D'oh!

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Any Joe Billionaire
can have a Fabergé egg.

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I have the only Fabergé chicken.

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- You're fired.
- Hmm?

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Okay, fine. You know what?

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This is just the kick
in the pants I need

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to turn my life around.

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If you're gonna turn that body around,

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I suggest you do it in shifts.

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Oh, and, uh, Mr. Burns?

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You are a crazy, wrinkly,
short piece of garbage.

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I thought I was tall.

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I'm really,
really getting tired of this.

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The losing the jobs. The going to Moe's.

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The Halloween bucket by the bed.

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And the licking of the deodorant sticks.

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They're not Popsicles.

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Mint is mint.

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Also, we have to start
these lists earlier.

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It's almost midnight.

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Marge, look, I'm really, really trying.

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I've applied to every place in town,

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even Lisa's lemonade stand.

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You drank half the lemonade.

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I can't endorse a product
unless I use the product.

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The proceeds were going to the
National Endowment for the Arts.

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It was 80% of their funding.

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You need to find another job.

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But I found a new passion:
watching Korean soap operas.

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Look, see there? Soon-Jip is in love

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with the one boy her father
has forbidden her to see:

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pop star Johnny Pop.

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Oh...

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Out of a job? You're in luck.

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The high-tech start-up company
CarGo is moving to Springfield.

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I'm proud to announce that we beat out

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50 other hopeless cities.

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Eat our rust, Toledo.

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What does the city gain from this deal?

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Jobs, eight to 12 jobs.

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Okay, Marge, you see that?

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It's a sign. I'm gonna
get one of those jobs.

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Yes, you will...

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says our self-help guru

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in our next segment
on positive thinking.

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Oh, TV never talks to just me.

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Homer, CarGo is on the forefront

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of autonomous vehicle technology.

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We're looking for highly passive humans

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to road test our self-driving cars.

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Perfect answer.

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Yes, you could not be
more passive, could you?

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And your bad driving record
is a big, big plus.

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You've apparently never used
your blinkers.

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What direction I want to go is
my business and no one else's.

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USA! USA!

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And somehow you've driven
over yourself. Amazing.

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Is there anything we don't know
about you that we should?

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Well, I'd like you to know
sometimes my road rage

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is actually home rage
that I bring onto the highway.

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Now let's take a look at your license.

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Who exactly are they warning?

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My sisters-in-law work at the DMV.

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- Mm. Mm-hmm.
- Mm-hmm.

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Congratulations, everyone.
You're our finalists.

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We just have one last test
for all of you.

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Who's capable of sitting
for hours at a time,

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doing absolutely nothing?

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Finally, a job interview
question I can answer.

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- You're hired.
- You're hired.

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Five more minutes.

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Wow, there's no steering wheel.
How do I steer?

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No, it's a self-driving car.

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Oh, I've never driven
one of those before.

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You don't have to.
The car drives itself.

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Awesome, awesome.
So is it, like, a joystick

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or, like, a turning wheel for steering?

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You just tell it where to go.

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Oh, I speak into the steering wheel.

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Antoine, check this out.

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The car is driving by itself.

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- I'm a genius.
- Now you're free

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- to do whatever you like, Homer.
- Can I text while it's driving?

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You can write a novel
while you're driving.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

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In today's publishing environment?

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- Hmm.
- Will you look at that?

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The car is driving Homer.

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Oh, as far as I'm concerned,

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I would never forfeit my control
of the wheel.

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Whoa, Homer's making a smoothie
while he drives.

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I want to make smoothies when I drive.

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You don't like smoothies.

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I want to make them.
I don't want to drink them.

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? No operator ?

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? The car just drives itself ?

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? Its computer brain knows
where the roads are ?

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? Living in L.A. ?

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? With my best old ex-friend Ray ?

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? Isn't that the way
that this car goes ?

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? You don't do a thing ?

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? And where is the seat belt,
'cause I can't find it. ?

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Eight hours pay for riding in a car?

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Good-bye, rat race.

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Got to go, guys.

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Marge is here in her yesterday-mobile.

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- Ready, sweetie?
- Almost.

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They're just finishing up my banh mi.

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That's what tech people call sandwiches.

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Here you go, sir.

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He forgot to charge me.

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Oh, no, sir, it's free.
All the food here is free.

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Free food? At work? Are you serious?

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I sure am.

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Marge, I need a moment.

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One for me. One for the tray.

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Oh, Marge would love this.

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Something for the kids.

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Ooh.

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Take the day off.

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Homie, when you lost your job,
I was so worried.

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But this is the nicest place
to work I've ever seen.

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Come on, let me show you
around the campus.

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Hmm.

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There's the gym,
which has never been used.

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Indoor Ferris wheel, never Ferrised.

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Then there's the rock climbing wall,

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still in the wrapper.

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How come no one uses these things?

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All these coders never stop working.

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Oh, we should help them
enjoy themselves.

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- Hey, nerd.
- Yes?

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- Yeah.
- Yeah.

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- Yeah?
- Yes.

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Huh, yes?

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No, I just meant...

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Okay, fine, all of you. Come down here.

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- I'll log off.
- Log off.

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Log off.

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Log... off.

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- Log off.
- Log off.

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Come on, Team Blue.

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Go, Team Bald.

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Look at Homer
and his surprisingly slim wife

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leading that team building exercise.

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Let's check the real-time brain imaging.

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Their creative centers have gone indigo.

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- Is that good?
- It ain't scarlet.

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Homer and Marge, what you two did

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to inspire our workers
was paradigm blasting.

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I'm sorry. We'll replace the paradigm.

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No, no. It's good.

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We want to be number one
in employee satisfaction.

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- And money.
- We have the competition by the nuts.

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We bought the last affordable
housing in San Francisco.

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And Alcatraz has gone condo.

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Homer, we're offering you a promotion

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and making Marge your partner.

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Oh.

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We need people like you
to help our workers relax.

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Have fun and forget
they may want or have families.

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So, what do you say? Are you in?

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Homie, for the first time
in our marriage,

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we can work together as a team.

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Yeah, well, I'll have to check
with my wife.

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- I'd love to.
- She said yes!

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Uh, yes, I'll have one of those coffees

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that's actually a milkshake, please.

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Okay, so, what kind of cow
would you like your milk from?

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Barnyard basic, collegiate mascot,

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Minnesota full-fat...?

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At the cereal bar, you can
request nothing but prizes.

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The only thing I don't like

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is how I don't understand
what everyone is saying.

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Uh, yeah, is that the, uh, new X4P1?

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Yeah, but 18-core doesn't
play nice with the motherboard

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unless you overclock.

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So, Lisa, what does that mean?

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- I don't know.
- You don't know?

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- No.
- You're as stupid as I am.

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You're as stupid as I am.

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Mom!

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Kids, kids,

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you're both stupid
in your own special ways.

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Bart's much stupider than I am.

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Oh, good girl. Let your brother win.

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Good morning, everybody.

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00:10:01,686 --> 00:10:03,786
I made lemon squares.

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00:10:03,855 --> 00:10:06,189
Some, if not most,
appear to be rhombuses.

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00:10:06,257 --> 00:10:08,958
- Rhombi.
- Both are acceptable.

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00:10:09,027 --> 00:10:11,694
That was so fun. Thank-thank you, Marge.

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00:10:11,763 --> 00:10:13,363
What? You didn't even eat them.

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00:10:13,398 --> 00:10:16,299
Well, you'll really be thrilled
with what we just found.

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00:10:16,368 --> 00:10:19,936
There's a regulation hockey rink
on campus.

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00:10:20,004 --> 00:10:23,906
- Oh. Whoa. Whoa.
- Ah!

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00:10:23,942 --> 00:10:27,110
It's amazing how not
a single one of them can skate.

217
00:10:28,213 --> 00:10:31,314
Ow! Physical activity makes me so sad.

218
00:10:31,383 --> 00:10:34,984
Oh, no. Doug's in the worst
position of all: fetal.

219
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I know what'll cheer us all up.

220
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The Christmas song that was written

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by an A.I. program.

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Okay, stop. Stop, stop, stop.

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I have a better idea.

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00:11:00,145 --> 00:11:03,613
Guys, you'll never guess where
I'm calling you from: work.

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That's work? What are we doing here?

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00:11:05,750 --> 00:11:07,283
Let's check it out. I got a feeling

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00:11:07,352 --> 00:11:10,620
there's greener pastures
just outside this door.

228
00:11:14,926 --> 00:11:17,960
Huh, that used to be a Baskin-Robbins.

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Oh, my God.

230
00:11:22,700 --> 00:11:24,467
I'm actually happy at work.

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I haven't looked at my watch
in seven minutes and 23 seconds.

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And I'm optimistic about our future.

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You say that like it's the first time.

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00:11:33,445 --> 00:11:35,645
Well, there was that time
I had the first number right

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on the Powerball.

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That was a great day.

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Remember? 27.

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Mm, 27.

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I chose it because that's how
much money we had in the bank,

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- 27 cents.
- Aw.

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Mm. Hmm?

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00:11:51,930 --> 00:11:55,131
Hmm. Mmm. Mm.

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00:11:56,968 --> 00:11:59,602
Smithers, what happened to our workers?

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00:11:59,671 --> 00:12:02,104
Well, apparently, this new
self-driving car company

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00:12:02,173 --> 00:12:03,639
is poaching our employees.

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00:12:03,708 --> 00:12:06,509
They do have an excellent LGBT policy.

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00:12:06,578 --> 00:12:07,910
What's that stand for?

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00:12:07,979 --> 00:12:10,513
Lazy goof-off buffoons? And transgender.

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All right, Smithers,
what's say you and I

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go undercover and check out
this company.

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00:12:14,085 --> 00:12:16,919
You're fluent in SQL,
Python and JavaScript.

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00:12:16,988 --> 00:12:19,288
Three years in Google's A.I. division.

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00:12:19,357 --> 00:12:23,292
Wow. These are very impressive
résumés for 22-year-olds.

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We're in.

255
00:12:24,996 --> 00:12:27,763
Tugs-of-war? Iced cream?

256
00:12:27,832 --> 00:12:29,966
I could never offer this.

257
00:12:30,034 --> 00:12:31,534
You could if you just deferred

258
00:12:31,603 --> 00:12:33,269
one-half percent of your compensation.

259
00:12:33,338 --> 00:12:35,271
I could never offer this.

260
00:12:39,244 --> 00:12:41,644
Smithers, do you realize
how brilliant this is?

261
00:12:41,713 --> 00:12:43,145
Instead of paying them more,

262
00:12:43,214 --> 00:12:44,647
they make the workplace pleasant,

263
00:12:44,716 --> 00:12:47,683
so the employees never want to leave.

264
00:12:47,752 --> 00:12:49,719
I can never beat this.

265
00:12:51,589 --> 00:12:53,356
- Sorry.
- It happens.

266
00:12:55,460 --> 00:12:57,560
Let's go home, please.

267
00:12:57,629 --> 00:12:59,061
Okay, here's what I've been thinking.

268
00:12:59,130 --> 00:13:01,197
A special day where everyone dresses

269
00:13:01,266 --> 00:13:03,165
like their favorite superheroes.

270
00:13:03,201 --> 00:13:06,235
Oh, yeah. We can make hero sandwiches.

271
00:13:06,304 --> 00:13:09,805
You know what I love about
working with you? Everything.

272
00:13:11,943 --> 00:13:13,876
Wait a minute, this isn't home.

273
00:13:13,945 --> 00:13:15,545
That's so weird.

274
00:13:15,613 --> 00:13:17,747
You just mentioned hero sandwiches.

275
00:13:17,782 --> 00:13:20,149
It's almost like the car
was listening to us.

276
00:13:20,184 --> 00:13:22,251
Yeah. Let's test this out.

277
00:13:22,320 --> 00:13:25,421
Say, Marge, I could go
for some doughnuts.

278
00:13:25,490 --> 00:13:27,223
Hmm.

279
00:13:27,292 --> 00:13:30,092
I'm so hungry I could eat a horse.

280
00:13:31,162 --> 00:13:32,962
- Mm.
- Holy crap.

281
00:13:35,099 --> 00:13:39,068
This company is up to some kind
of monkey business.

282
00:13:39,137 --> 00:13:42,004
There's a problem
with the driverless car.

283
00:13:44,776 --> 00:13:47,243
Oh, there's no problem; it's our
sponsored rides program.

284
00:13:47,312 --> 00:13:49,579
The cars passively combine
your conversations,

285
00:13:49,647 --> 00:13:51,581
facial expressions and data
we stole from Equifax

286
00:13:51,649 --> 00:13:53,382
to determine which of our
corporate sponsors

287
00:13:53,418 --> 00:13:54,717
to take you to.

288
00:13:54,786 --> 00:13:56,519
Corporate sponsors? What the...?

289
00:13:56,588 --> 00:13:59,121
Don't you make enough money
giving out cars for free?

290
00:13:59,190 --> 00:14:02,124
Do you think dating sites want
you to meet other people?

291
00:14:02,193 --> 00:14:04,293
They want your data.

292
00:14:04,329 --> 00:14:06,262
That's what all websites want.

293
00:14:06,331 --> 00:14:08,731
Not DataGrab.net.

294
00:14:08,800 --> 00:14:10,032
Yep.

295
00:14:10,101 --> 00:14:11,734
And you can't stop us.

296
00:14:11,803 --> 00:14:14,236
When you joined, you signed
nondisclosure agreements,

297
00:14:14,305 --> 00:14:15,905
which nobody ever reads.

298
00:14:18,142 --> 00:14:20,042
You don't want to mess with us.

299
00:14:20,111 --> 00:14:21,978
We have lawyers that were
crossbred with wolves.

300
00:14:22,046 --> 00:14:24,080
Well, you prepare to hear from a guy

301
00:14:24,148 --> 00:14:26,716
pretending to be my lawyer,
probably Moe.

302
00:14:26,784 --> 00:14:30,219
Now I'm gonna defiantly exit
on this moving walkway.

303
00:14:30,288 --> 00:14:32,421
Good day.

304
00:14:36,461 --> 00:14:38,394
I should have gotten off.

305
00:14:41,518 --> 00:14:44,400
So, my client, uh,
Homer Simpson, is suing youse.

306
00:14:44,425 --> 00:14:46,024
I am not a pretend attorney,

307
00:14:46,060 --> 00:14:49,528
I am Homer's liar... lawyer. Good-bye.

308
00:14:54,602 --> 00:14:58,537
That wasn't the kind of coke
I was talking about.

309
00:15:00,975 --> 00:15:03,575
Ugh...

310
00:15:03,644 --> 00:15:06,278
Seymour, you're driving too fast.

311
00:15:06,347 --> 00:15:08,881
Mother, it's a self-driving car.

312
00:15:09,015 --> 00:15:10,548
Keep your eyes on the road!

313
00:15:10,616 --> 00:15:12,616
Aw, what am I gonna do with you?

314
00:15:14,220 --> 00:15:16,153
Look, they take our insurance.

315
00:15:17,223 --> 00:15:18,956
Marge, I can't believe they invaded

316
00:15:19,025 --> 00:15:20,891
the sanctity of my car.

317
00:15:20,927 --> 00:15:23,027
I mean, what's next? Alexa?

318
00:15:23,096 --> 00:15:25,296
Alexa is only here to help.

319
00:15:25,365 --> 00:15:27,398
Ordering calming tea.

320
00:15:27,467 --> 00:15:30,634
Thank you, Alexa. Now, on the one hand,

321
00:15:30,703 --> 00:15:32,903
we know they're manipulating people.

322
00:15:32,972 --> 00:15:36,540
But who gives a darn when
working there is so much fun?

323
00:15:36,609 --> 00:15:38,409
Huh? Huh?

324
00:15:38,478 --> 00:15:40,745
Marge, I can't be the ethical one.

325
00:15:40,813 --> 00:15:42,580
That's right, he can't.

326
00:15:42,648 --> 00:15:44,148
He has a secret Alexa.

327
00:15:44,217 --> 00:15:46,650
I'm only for cookies and Pop-Tarts.

328
00:15:46,772 --> 00:15:48,105
I'm going for a drive,

329
00:15:48,174 --> 00:15:50,374
in an old-fashioned freedom-mobile,

330
00:15:50,443 --> 00:15:55,245
with nobody tracking me
except the apps on my phone.

331
00:15:56,682 --> 00:15:59,483
Mr. Burns? What are you doing here?

332
00:15:59,552 --> 00:16:02,619
I don't know. I was in one
of those cursed robot cars

333
00:16:02,688 --> 00:16:04,555
saying I felt like a poisoned rat.

334
00:16:04,623 --> 00:16:07,291
And you wound up at Moe's.
Well, fancy that.

335
00:16:07,359 --> 00:16:10,694
Oh, buying those key words
really paid off.

336
00:16:12,398 --> 00:16:16,333
There's no way to stop them,
with their fleet of horseless,

337
00:16:16,402 --> 00:16:17,901
driverless carriages.

338
00:16:17,937 --> 00:16:19,536
You mean their cars?

339
00:16:19,572 --> 00:16:22,406
The cars. Yes, the whole town
is besotted with them.

340
00:16:22,475 --> 00:16:24,241
If we could just shut down the cars,

341
00:16:24,310 --> 00:16:25,809
we'd kill the whole company.

342
00:16:25,878 --> 00:16:27,911
- Will you help me?
- I will.

343
00:16:27,980 --> 00:16:30,247
That company is tricking us
into buying things,

344
00:16:30,316 --> 00:16:33,317
and I don't like anybody
telling me what to do.

345
00:16:33,385 --> 00:16:35,919
Yes, sir, Mr. Sign.

346
00:16:44,964 --> 00:16:46,597
Hey, we're all employees.

347
00:16:46,665 --> 00:16:48,966
Wouldn't it be less suspicious
if we weren't skulking?

348
00:16:49,034 --> 00:16:50,734
Fine.

349
00:16:52,104 --> 00:16:54,171
All right, we need to get
to the master computer

350
00:16:54,240 --> 00:16:55,639
and disable the cars.

351
00:16:57,543 --> 00:17:00,010
Simpson, you have a key
to the main server room?

352
00:17:00,079 --> 00:17:03,680
No, but I do have a key
to the Nerf-a-torium,

353
00:17:03,749 --> 00:17:07,818
which has a door
to the main server room.

354
00:17:07,887 --> 00:17:10,854
I just need to reconfigure
the deep neural net

355
00:17:10,923 --> 00:17:13,157
and disable the cars' fuel cells.

356
00:17:13,225 --> 00:17:16,393
They'll all stop dead,
and the company will be ruined.

357
00:17:16,462 --> 00:17:18,996
No, you don't.

358
00:17:19,064 --> 00:17:21,832
Homer, you want to destroy
the best thing

359
00:17:21,901 --> 00:17:23,500
that ever happened to us?

360
00:17:23,569 --> 00:17:25,068
Except for the three kids, of course.

361
00:17:25,104 --> 00:17:26,637
Obviously the three kids.

362
00:17:26,705 --> 00:17:28,405
Marge, listen to yourself.

363
00:17:28,474 --> 00:17:30,908
These cars are stealing our lives.

364
00:17:30,976 --> 00:17:33,310
But-but we have a contract,

365
00:17:33,345 --> 00:17:36,246
And we're having so much fun.

366
00:17:39,952 --> 00:17:43,520
Mm. Guys?

367
00:17:43,589 --> 00:17:45,088
We have a situation.

368
00:17:45,157 --> 00:17:47,658
What does that mean?

369
00:17:47,726 --> 00:17:49,760
It's the next step from sponsored rides.

370
00:17:49,828 --> 00:17:53,397
Why eavesdrop on people
only when they're in their cars?

371
00:17:53,432 --> 00:17:57,367
We're moving the microphone
from the car to the fob.

372
00:17:59,238 --> 00:18:03,006
That goes everywhere.
Even the powder room.

373
00:18:03,075 --> 00:18:05,842
Um, we call it the unisex voiditorium.

374
00:18:05,911 --> 00:18:09,046
What am I doing here?

375
00:18:09,114 --> 00:18:13,050
There. I just have to push
this one button,

376
00:18:13,118 --> 00:18:14,952
and the cars are disabled.

377
00:18:15,020 --> 00:18:17,387
Release the pound... sign.

378
00:18:17,456 --> 00:18:20,257
Don't touch that button.
You'll leave fingerprints.

379
00:18:20,326 --> 00:18:22,292
Allow me.

380
00:18:22,361 --> 00:18:24,962
Marge, you've come over
to the side of good.

381
00:18:25,030 --> 00:18:26,730
That's right, for the first time ever,

382
00:18:26,799 --> 00:18:28,665
I'm the lesser of two evils.

383
00:18:29,935 --> 00:18:32,469
Good Lord!

384
00:18:32,538 --> 00:18:36,073
This autopia has become a not-topia.

385
00:18:36,108 --> 00:18:37,374
Is that a thing?

386
00:18:37,443 --> 00:18:40,143
Nothing like eating fish sticks.

387
00:18:42,514 --> 00:18:44,615
Ow, my eyes! Ah!

388
00:18:44,683 --> 00:18:46,783
The car won't move! Can't get out!

389
00:18:50,122 --> 00:18:51,255
Not this song!

390
00:18:55,060 --> 00:18:59,263
Excellent. And now,
we just bide our time.

391
00:19:03,435 --> 00:19:05,769
- That didn't take long.
- Look, Mr. Burns,

392
00:19:05,838 --> 00:19:08,105
you've see how Marge and I
work great together.

393
00:19:08,173 --> 00:19:11,008
Would you consider hiring her
at the power plant?

394
00:19:11,043 --> 00:19:12,409
A woman?

395
00:19:12,478 --> 00:19:14,244
I don't believe in the perils
of personal attraction

396
00:19:14,313 --> 00:19:15,345
at the workplace.

397
00:19:15,414 --> 00:19:17,814
- Right, Smithers?
- Ah...

398
00:19:17,850 --> 00:19:19,983
Unfortunately for you
and your family, Simpson,

399
00:19:20,052 --> 00:19:22,486
it just registered in my memory
that you called me

400
00:19:22,554 --> 00:19:27,457
a crazy, wrinkly,
short piece of garbage.

401
00:19:34,099 --> 00:19:35,165
Ah!

402
00:19:39,938 --> 00:19:41,104
You were saying?

403
00:19:41,140 --> 00:19:43,273
? Toot-toot-tootsie, good-bye ?

404
00:19:43,342 --> 00:19:45,776
? Toot-toot-tootsie, don't cry ?

405
00:19:45,844 --> 00:19:48,312
? The choo-choo train that takes me ?

406
00:19:48,380 --> 00:19:50,380
? Away from you, no words can say ?

407
00:19:50,449 --> 00:19:51,815
? The heart, it breaks me... ?

408
00:19:51,884 --> 00:19:54,551
Let's leave them be.

409
00:19:54,620 --> 00:19:59,323
Now, let's go home, self-driving
the old-fashioned way.

410
00:20:01,960 --> 00:20:05,562
That's right, none of that
unreliable technology.

411
00:20:05,631 --> 00:20:08,799
Just a good old human driver.

412
00:20:12,126 --> 00:20:14,830
Okay, this was a bump in the
road, but I have a new way in

413
00:20:14,855 --> 00:20:17,744
to consumers: talking tattoos.

414
00:20:17,769 --> 00:20:19,369
Duff Mexicana.

415
00:20:19,438 --> 00:20:22,305
Para que el sur del sabor
de la frontera.

416
00:20:22,341 --> 00:20:23,707
Oh si!

417
00:20:34,219 --> 00:20:37,487
I'm putting this car in snuggle mode.

418
00:20:45,163 --> 00:20:48,264
Oh, I'm gonna snuggle you, baby,

419
00:20:48,333 --> 00:20:51,534
all red light long, baby.

420
00:20:51,570 --> 00:20:56,206
That's right, this song features
no actual singing.

421
00:20:56,274 --> 00:21:00,710
Oh, yeah. Uh-huh.

422
00:21:06,685 --> 00:21:09,886
Oh, for God's sake.

423
00:21:09,955 --> 00:21:15,973
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