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Hey guys, we're heading to
the hospital to have the baby.

2
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Oh, my God. Are you in labor?

3
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No, but the baby's a week
late so we are inducing

4
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and it's no fault of Dina's

5
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that she did not deliver on schedule.

6
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Yeah, well, by the way you
only paid me for 40 weeks

7
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so I will be charging you overtime.

8
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Well, when I don't get a package on time

9
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the shipping company gives me
a refund and an apology.

10
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Anyway, you all have my
cell phone number

11
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but only call if it is a true emergency

12
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like a fire, or a big storm,
or a robbery, okay?

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What if a celebrity comes
in the store like Alec Baldwin,

14
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or Billy Baldwin, or Stephen Baldwin?

15
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It doesn't matter which Baldwin...

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you don't need to call. Just enjoy.

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Uh, Glenn, can I give you a call

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if I really, really, miss you?

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Aww, of course you can.

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Any other questions? Yes?

21
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Do you have any room in your car?

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I think maybe my water just broke.

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- Oh!
- Oh, my God.

24
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No, no. You're not due
for another three weeks.

25
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Oh yeah, that's right. Never mind.

26
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Thanks a lot, Amy.
You got it on my shoes.

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Oh, no, those shoes were so cool.

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'Kay, come on.
Let's get to the hospital.

29
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- I'm gonna get your stuff.
- Thank you.

30
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Oh, what?

31
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See Dina? Amy had her baby early.

32
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Was that so hard?

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- You're such a kiss-ass.
- I didn't choose today.

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credits

35
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Okay, I got your fluffy
socks, your cellphone charger,

36
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also got a copy of "Us Weekly"
in case you wanted to see

37
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a four-page spread of
Gwen Stefani pumping gas.

38
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Ah, I love it when they pump
their own gas.

39
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Hey, Amy!

40
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Look quick... I see a
hummingbird out my window.

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- Do you see it?
- Uh-huh.

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I don't think you're really looking.

43
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- I am.
- What color is it?

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Green?

45
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Yeah, okay. It's nice, right?

46
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So nice.

47
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Okay, uh, you seem to be all
set, so I guess I'm gonna go?

48
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- Oh.
- I mean, I don't have to.

49
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- I'm fine staying here...
- No, no, no, no.

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Or if you want me to stay I can...

51
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- You can go if...
- You tell me

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what you want me to do.

53
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Um, well, I mean,

54
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I don't want you to feel
like you have to stay,

55
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but I don't want you to feel
like you can't stay.

56
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Okay, cool, so then I'll just...

57
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Sorry, still no idea.

58
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I think I want you here,
but, like, not here-here.

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Just like, around.

60
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You know how like at
The Cheesecake Factory

61
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they give you a buzzer
and you just have to stay

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within a certain radius?

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Buzzer radius, got it. Okay.
So, yeah, I'll just stay

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in the general vicinity
at an appropriate distance

65
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for a guy you're dating
who is not the father.

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Oh! The father. I should tell Adam.

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Yeah.

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That makes no sense. You would get sick.

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I'm not saying you wouldn't get sick.

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I'm just saying that every arrangement

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is technically an edible arrangement.

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Glenn, today is all about Dina.

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If she wants to eat the flowers,

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let her eat the flowers.

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Knock-knock. Hi.

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I'm Dr. Sidian, I'm the
attending on the floor.

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Holy crap.

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I know Dr. Meyer is on her
way, but in case you guys

79
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need anything before she gets here,

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- I'm around.
- Yeah.

81
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Any questions, pain meds,
perfect martini.

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Martini.

83
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Shaken, not stirred, Mr. Bond.

84
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That's Dr. Bond.

85
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- Oh, wow, yes!
- I'm around. Give me a call.

86
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Yeah, he's an attractive man.

87
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I think we should switch to Dr. Sidian.

88
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No, but we've been seeing
Dr. Meyer for nine months.

89
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Yeah, I just feel more
comfortable with this guy.

90
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Honestly, I was never a Dr. Meyer fan.

91
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I didn't want to say anything
but during one of our exams

92
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she was accidentally looking
into my butt the whole time.

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I think she got confused,

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and I felt bad correcting her.

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Glenn, this is about Dina and her needs.

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If she feels more comfortable
with this doctor,

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then that's all that matters.

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Fine, we'll go with Doctor
Stranger-we-just-met.

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Thank you, Jerusha.
Also, for my comfort,

100
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would you be able to go to my apartment

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and get this camisole?

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It's silky, very sheer,

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and also my make-up bag?

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- Sure, whatever you need.
- Thanks.

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Oh, and honey, watch out for the bird.

106
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She has a falcon now.

107
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- Ah, will do.
- Okay.

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- And grab a push-up bra!
- Okay!

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We parked this way.

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Oh, my God! All right,
yeah, awesome, great.

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I've just gotta drop off my
friend Steve at karate

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and I will be right there.
Which hospital?

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Uh, Mercy Vale Medical Center, room...

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417.

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417.

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Was that Jonah?

117
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Uh, um, yes?

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That... that is Jonah. He's here...

119
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and so is Glenn.

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And Dina. The whole... the whole
funky bunch is here.

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I gotta go, I'll see you soon.
Okay, bye.

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So Adam doesn't know about us?

123
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No, because I... I... I didn't
want to tell him.

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Oh. Okay.

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I mean, not... not... not because
we're doing something wrong.

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It's just that, um...

127
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Just didn't seem like that
big of a deal.

128
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Oh, okay, well that
makes me feel better.

129
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Okay, I'm having everybody
sign two cards.

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One for Amy and the whole
Glenn, Dina, Jerusha mess.

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I thought the butterflies was
perfect for Amy because,

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you know, she's entering
a new phase in her life

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and this one has balloons
because, you know, Glenn.

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Little more information
than I need, but...

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Thank you. "Happy 0th birthday."

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Cute.

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Wait, wait. Hold up.
What's wrong with that?

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Oh, nothing. This is fine. It's funny.

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I mean, I wasn't, you know...

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I was just going off the top of my head.

141
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I wasn't trying to be, like,
hilarious or anything.

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Okay.

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You know, I'm gonna take
another look at it.

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Up to you. Just pass it
along when you're done.

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Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

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Yes.

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Nah.

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Hi, can I get the dad's insurance card?

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- Oh, no, he's not the dad.
- Oh, I'm sorry.

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Oh, no, no, no, no. I don't
mean, "He's not the dad,"

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like I was having an affair

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and got knocked up by some rando.

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I just mean that the man I had sex with,

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he is the father of this baby.

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I understand.

156
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I'm not a nurse but we take a class.

157
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The reason I'm asking is we
don't accept your insurance.

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What?

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Oh, but her coworker's having
a baby in the next room

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and you take their insurance.

161
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Well, looks like they're on
a different plan.

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They have health shield bronze
and what you have is different.

163
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And by different you mean...?

164
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Worse. It's worse.

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Of course. Corporate takes
care of the managers

166
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and the rest of us get the scraps.

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Can we please not do
all of that right now?

168
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So, you could pay out of pocket,

169
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but the room is about two grand a night.

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Whoa.

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Or there's a clinic nearby
that accepts your insurance.

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Okay, and the clinic is good, right?

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It's been there for years.

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That didn't answer my question.

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Oh, God.

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Can I finish complaining about
healthcare inequality now?

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No.

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Can't believe my baby's going
to be born in a hospital

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that looks like an escape room.

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I... I like it here.
That other hospital was snobby.

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This is, um... you know,
this is down to Earth.

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It's connected to the
community. It's diverse.

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I don't want diverse right now.

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I want to be in the hospital

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where only rich white people go.

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I want to feel deeply uncomfortable

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that I'm the only brown person there.

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We just have to make
the best of it, okay?

189
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Honestly, you look around,
it's kinda roomy once you...

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Oh, my God.

191
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Uh, hi, sorry. I'm Jonah.
This... this is...

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Is she sleeping with her eyes open or...

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Yes, let's go with that.

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Ah.

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Hey Garrett, do you have the baby cards?

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I need to sign them.

197
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Yeah, I'm just putting
the finishing touches on it.

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Oh, boy. Mr. Hilarious at work.

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What are you writing?

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Um, well, you are about to see.

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Ah, I love the creative process.

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I bet it's gonna be so funny.
Here we go.

203
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I can't even imagine all the
ideas in your head right now.

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I bet even the bad ones are genius.

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Yup, uh-huh, but you know,
I just need to concentrate.

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Okay, oh, boy.

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You are really cooking up
something good.

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I can smell the creative juices.

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Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum.

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Your hours must be pretty crazy, huh?

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All those late night pages

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putting a real strain on the marriage.

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I'm not married.

214
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Oh, wow. Didn't realize we
were getting so personal.

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I'm not married either, so,
something in common.

216
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Well, I am married, but I wish I wasn't

217
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'cause then I could hit
on this bodacious babe.

218
00:09:03,724 --> 00:09:05,654
Glenn, that hurts my feelings.

219
00:09:05,655 --> 00:09:07,607
Oh, no, it's for Dina.

220
00:09:07,641 --> 00:09:08,674
She really likes him.

221
00:09:08,709 --> 00:09:09,933
Oh.

222
00:09:10,978 --> 00:09:13,179
You know, I've never been
with a woman before,

223
00:09:13,213 --> 00:09:16,215
but I would switch over for Dina.

224
00:09:16,250 --> 00:09:21,023
Well, not happening.
I'm, uh... I'm very straight.

225
00:09:21,722 --> 00:09:23,222
I'm gonna check your cervix now.

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00:09:23,257 --> 00:09:26,218
Oh, man am I jealous of you, buddy.

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This is a funny card.

228
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Huh?

229
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"Congrats on your new bundle of joy.

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If you'd like to name them
after me, that's cool."

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Pretty funny, right?

232
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That card's blank.

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Just, is it funny or not?

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I guess it was cute.

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Cute.

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Are you still working on the cards?

237
00:10:00,961 --> 00:10:02,172
Just write anything.

238
00:10:02,173 --> 00:10:03,541
They're just going to
throw it away anyway.

239
00:10:03,542 --> 00:10:05,528
No, I'm gonna sign the damn cards.

240
00:10:06,408 --> 00:10:07,788
Hey, do you guys sell

241
00:10:07,789 --> 00:10:10,064
interfaith wedding cards for dogs?

242
00:10:15,517 --> 00:10:16,620
That's a contraction, right?

243
00:10:16,622 --> 00:10:17,652
- Yep.
- Okay.

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00:10:17,653 --> 00:10:20,511
Just assume today that
anytime I make this face

245
00:10:20,512 --> 00:10:22,014
and these noises it's a contraction.

246
00:10:22,049 --> 00:10:23,249
Yeah, got it. Got it.

247
00:10:23,283 --> 00:10:26,038
Where is the doctor? This is crazy.

248
00:10:26,039 --> 00:10:27,900
I'm gonna... I'm gonna page him.

249
00:10:28,488 --> 00:10:32,458
Oh. It just kinda fell into darkness.

250
00:10:32,492 --> 00:10:35,428
It's fine, it's fine, it's totally fine.

251
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Women have been birthing
for thousands of years

252
00:10:38,599 --> 00:10:41,133
in all kinds of disgusting places.

253
00:10:41,168 --> 00:10:46,105
In the woods, in caves,
with wolves and coyotes

254
00:10:46,139 --> 00:10:48,407
lurking to eat them and their young.

255
00:10:48,442 --> 00:10:51,433
I'm in a hospital;
I at least have a blanket.

256
00:10:52,512 --> 00:10:54,192
And that is an old Band-Aid.

257
00:10:55,182 --> 00:10:56,677
Okay, that's... that's it.

258
00:10:56,678 --> 00:10:58,651
I'm gonna pay for the nice hospital.

259
00:10:59,131 --> 00:10:59,485
What?

260
00:10:59,486 --> 00:11:01,954
No, I can... I can afford it
between what I have in my bank

261
00:11:01,988 --> 00:11:02,830
and my credit cards.

262
00:11:02,832 --> 00:11:04,167
No, I'm not gonna let you do that.

263
00:11:04,168 --> 00:11:05,141
Why? Why not?

264
00:11:05,142 --> 00:11:09,762
Because, that's just, like...
We're not really at the...

265
00:11:09,796 --> 00:11:13,065
no, that's... it's weird. But thank you.

266
00:11:13,066 --> 00:11:15,835
Okay, all right, well that's
one vote for no,

267
00:11:15,869 --> 00:11:17,970
one vote for yes, uh,

268
00:11:18,004 --> 00:11:20,709
why don't we have your
roommate break the tie?

269
00:11:23,877 --> 00:11:26,445
Okay, let's go, but I'm paying you back.

270
00:11:28,522 --> 00:11:32,082
Oh, it's so clean and comfortable.

271
00:11:32,638 --> 00:11:36,737
And the air smells so
good, and these pillows.

272
00:11:36,738 --> 00:11:38,934
This is an unbelievable pillow.

273
00:11:39,284 --> 00:11:40,417
We should come back here.

274
00:11:40,452 --> 00:11:41,952
I'm glad you're happy.

275
00:11:41,987 --> 00:11:43,621
Hello, again.

276
00:11:43,655 --> 00:11:47,073
Hey, girl. So glad to be back.

277
00:11:47,074 --> 00:11:50,294
Okay, and as far as the payment goes?

278
00:11:50,328 --> 00:11:53,063
Yes, um, Jonah? Pay the nice lady.

279
00:11:53,098 --> 00:11:56,767
Right, okay, so if you could
put $500 on each of these cards

280
00:11:56,801 --> 00:11:59,336
and then I'll write you a check
for the other $1,000.

281
00:11:59,337 --> 00:12:01,693
Okay, and how would you like
to pay for the rest?

282
00:12:01,694 --> 00:12:04,141
The... you said it was $2,000?

283
00:12:04,175 --> 00:12:07,278
Yes, for the room, but then
you have delivery doctor,

284
00:12:07,312 --> 00:12:08,812
lab fees, anesthesia.

285
00:12:09,174 --> 00:12:11,719
Altogether you're looking
at about $20,000.

286
00:12:12,751 --> 00:12:15,131
For one baby?

287
00:12:15,132 --> 00:12:17,221
- Mm-hmm.
- Oh, God.

288
00:12:17,255 --> 00:12:19,417
So, I'll let you two figure out

289
00:12:19,904 --> 00:12:22,953
what you want to do,
although, well you know.

290
00:12:24,162 --> 00:12:26,596
Guess we're going back to the clinic.

291
00:12:31,036 --> 00:12:32,803
You're taking the pillow?

292
00:12:32,837 --> 00:12:35,866
You mean the pillow that
I brought from home?

293
00:12:36,308 --> 00:12:38,303
Yeah, why wouldn't I?

294
00:12:38,777 --> 00:12:41,111
Okay, so we need to come up
with one good message

295
00:12:41,146 --> 00:12:42,279
that's from all of us.

296
00:12:42,280 --> 00:12:43,905
What's wrong with the ones
that we already wrote?

297
00:12:43,906 --> 00:12:48,163
Uh, well, a lot of them were offensive.

298
00:12:48,164 --> 00:12:50,238
And I'm not gonna name any names,

299
00:12:50,245 --> 00:12:52,604
but it was Carol.

300
00:12:52,629 --> 00:12:53,346
What?

301
00:12:53,347 --> 00:12:55,092
I wrote, "Welcome to the world."

302
00:12:55,126 --> 00:12:56,927
Mm-hmm, yeah, the world

303
00:12:56,962 --> 00:12:59,991
that's full of violence and racism

304
00:12:59,992 --> 00:13:01,865
so, welcome to violence and racism.

305
00:13:01,866 --> 00:13:02,750
Nice, Carol.

306
00:13:02,751 --> 00:13:03,856
Nice job, Carol.

307
00:13:04,943 --> 00:13:07,171
You know I can fit 40
cherries in my mouth?

308
00:13:07,205 --> 00:13:09,506
Any more than that and I throw up.

309
00:13:09,541 --> 00:13:12,042
Okay, then don't do that.

310
00:13:12,841 --> 00:13:15,938
So, baby's fine. It's in
a transverse position, though.

311
00:13:15,939 --> 00:13:17,648
It's sideways. I thought I could turn it

312
00:13:17,682 --> 00:13:19,380
but we're gonna have to do a C-section.

313
00:13:19,381 --> 00:13:20,272
- Oh, goodness.
- Oh.

314
00:13:20,273 --> 00:13:23,741
Surgery. Where you,
uh, cut me open, huh?

315
00:13:23,742 --> 00:13:25,289
Uh, nope. Actually, this way.

316
00:13:25,323 --> 00:13:28,058
Oh. East/West situation.

317
00:13:28,093 --> 00:13:29,627
- That's correct.
- Okay.

318
00:13:29,661 --> 00:13:32,363
I had an aunt who tore from her anus

319
00:13:32,397 --> 00:13:34,111
all the way up to the front.

320
00:13:34,629 --> 00:13:35,574
So...

321
00:13:39,438 --> 00:13:42,243
Oh, God. I should have
just done this at home.

322
00:13:42,244 --> 00:13:44,408
My Aunt delivered her baby
in her Jacuzzi

323
00:13:44,442 --> 00:13:45,725
and he turned out fine.

324
00:13:45,726 --> 00:13:48,418
No, actually he sucks.
His parents are Jacuzzi people.

325
00:13:48,419 --> 00:13:50,442
Okay, just... just breathe.
You're doing great.

326
00:13:50,443 --> 00:13:51,715
Ahhhhhh.

327
00:13:51,750 --> 00:13:53,384
That's right, just pick
a point in the room

328
00:13:53,418 --> 00:13:55,148
and focus on it, okay?

329
00:13:55,149 --> 00:13:57,254
- Okay.
- No, no, no. Not the corpse.

330
00:13:57,288 --> 00:13:58,422
Not the corpse.

331
00:13:58,456 --> 00:14:00,026
It's too late, I'm locked in.

332
00:14:00,027 --> 00:14:02,822
Hello, and how are we today?

333
00:14:02,823 --> 00:14:05,663
Ohhh, um, old?

334
00:14:05,697 --> 00:14:09,233
No, no, sorry. Uh, I'm fine. You're old.

335
00:14:09,267 --> 00:14:11,001
Are you, uh, are you going to be

336
00:14:11,607 --> 00:14:13,893
the main doctor delivering the baby?

337
00:14:13,894 --> 00:14:16,295
Oh, no. That would be my father.

338
00:14:17,272 --> 00:14:20,944
- Just kidding.
- Ha ha. Funny.

339
00:14:20,979 --> 00:14:23,501
Are you... are you, uh,
looking for something?

340
00:14:24,252 --> 00:14:25,928
I don't remember.

341
00:14:28,620 --> 00:14:31,407
How about, "Best wishes from Cloud 9"?

342
00:14:31,566 --> 00:14:33,901
- No offense, but I hate that.
- Yeah.

343
00:14:34,092 --> 00:14:37,561
What about, "Best wishes from
your Cloud 9 family?"

344
00:14:37,595 --> 00:14:40,597
Um, family feels a little
weird since a lot of us

345
00:14:40,632 --> 00:14:42,800
are banging each other. Guilty!

346
00:14:42,834 --> 00:14:44,401
I think we should write something funny.

347
00:14:44,436 --> 00:14:45,473
I mean, people like funny, right?

348
00:14:45,475 --> 00:14:48,042
Yeah, okay Earl.
That sounds easier than it is.

349
00:14:48,043 --> 00:14:50,774
Uh, why don't we not embarrass
ourselves by even trying.

350
00:14:50,816 --> 00:14:52,871
Yeah, but...

351
00:14:52,872 --> 00:14:55,385
I was thinking it could be
funny, because,

352
00:14:55,980 --> 00:14:58,649
it's like so twisted.

353
00:14:58,683 --> 00:15:00,784
It makes you laugh,
'cause it's like, crazy.

354
00:15:00,819 --> 00:15:03,754
Right?

355
00:15:06,006 --> 00:15:07,825
Am I right or am I right? I'm right!

356
00:15:07,859 --> 00:15:09,493
He's right, you should do that.

357
00:15:09,527 --> 00:15:11,462
Do what? He didn't say anything.

358
00:15:16,835 --> 00:15:19,178
All right, on the next contraction

359
00:15:19,179 --> 00:15:21,638
you're gonna push for three ten-counts.

360
00:15:21,673 --> 00:15:23,186
No, no, we can't start pushing.

361
00:15:23,187 --> 00:15:24,641
The father's not here yet.

362
00:15:24,676 --> 00:15:26,276
I thought it was this guy?

363
00:15:26,311 --> 00:15:27,105
N-no.

364
00:15:27,106 --> 00:15:31,010
Who are you? The gay best
friend? I see a lot of that.

365
00:15:31,011 --> 00:15:34,485
No, no, no, I'm just...
I'm actually, um,

366
00:15:34,912 --> 00:15:36,272
I actually, I don't know what I am.

367
00:15:36,274 --> 00:15:37,581
We haven't really talked about it.

368
00:15:37,588 --> 00:15:40,131
I don't know, we're dating, maybe?

369
00:15:40,132 --> 00:15:42,597
Right, yeah. We'll see
an occasional movie

370
00:15:42,599 --> 00:15:44,829
and then sometimes I'm there
when she gives birth to a baby.

371
00:15:44,830 --> 00:15:46,911
Well, I don't know Jonah.
What would you call it?

372
00:15:46,912 --> 00:15:47,835
I don't know.

373
00:15:47,836 --> 00:15:50,544
What would happen if we just
didn't do the surgery?

374
00:15:50,545 --> 00:15:53,245
And the baby will eventually work
its way out like a splinter, right?

375
00:15:53,246 --> 00:15:55,066
I mean, life always finds a way.

376
00:15:55,067 --> 00:15:58,387
Dina, you're gonna be fine.

377
00:15:58,716 --> 00:16:02,064
And we'll be right down the hall
waiting for you when you're done.

378
00:16:02,065 --> 00:16:03,242
You're not gonna be in there?

379
00:16:03,243 --> 00:16:05,617
No, see, we're not doctors,

380
00:16:05,618 --> 00:16:08,011
so we don't go into the operating room.

381
00:16:08,012 --> 00:16:09,432
We go to the waiting room.

382
00:16:09,433 --> 00:16:12,024
Actually, the parents are
usually in there for it.

383
00:16:12,943 --> 00:16:14,228
Okay, but, well, yeah,

384
00:16:14,229 --> 00:16:16,368
we'll probably just get in the way, so.

385
00:16:16,369 --> 00:16:19,476
Glenn, I think we should
both be in there for Dina.

386
00:16:19,477 --> 00:16:21,703
Okay, I get really squeamish
around blood.

387
00:16:21,704 --> 00:16:24,027
Maybe she doesn't have a lot of blood.

388
00:16:24,028 --> 00:16:25,035
Don't go.

389
00:16:26,945 --> 00:16:28,060
- O-okay.
- Okay.

390
00:16:29,375 --> 00:16:33,405
Right, you must be Dina Fox.
Hello, I'm Dr. Gillespie.

391
00:16:33,439 --> 00:16:35,194
I'll be administering the epidural.

392
00:16:35,655 --> 00:16:37,607
Damn, what is with this place?

393
00:16:37,608 --> 00:16:39,578
It's like "Grey's Anatomy" in here.

394
00:16:39,585 --> 00:16:41,040
- You ready?
- Yeah.

395
00:16:41,090 --> 00:16:41,973
Let's go.

396
00:16:45,077 --> 00:16:47,041
I'd like to get up there by Dina.

397
00:16:47,043 --> 00:16:48,841
- Oh you're coming here?
- Sir, I need to get in there.

398
00:16:48,842 --> 00:16:52,149
Okay, I'll go this way.
Oh, no. I'm trapped.

399
00:16:52,814 --> 00:16:54,968
Dina, everything's going to be okay.

400
00:16:55,047 --> 00:16:55,775
Uh-huh.

401
00:16:55,817 --> 00:16:58,719
It's a real professional operation
they've got going on here.

402
00:16:58,753 --> 00:17:02,856
There's computers and wires...
the whole nine yards.

403
00:17:02,891 --> 00:17:05,025
Huh. Could you play my music?

404
00:17:05,529 --> 00:17:07,121
No problem.

405
00:17:10,732 --> 00:17:14,535
- Sorry, is this right?
- Yeah, it's my favorite song.

406
00:17:18,973 --> 00:17:21,509
Okay. I'm ready.

407
00:17:22,773 --> 00:17:24,816
- Out.
- Obviously it's not just about the sex.

408
00:17:24,817 --> 00:17:26,030
- One, two...
- There are feelings there.

409
00:17:26,031 --> 00:17:28,315
- We can talk about this later.
- Three!

410
00:17:28,425 --> 00:17:29,488
Maybe focus on this.

411
00:17:29,490 --> 00:17:30,922
I just think that there's
a lot going on between him

412
00:17:30,956 --> 00:17:32,590
and the baby and it just seems
like a lot of pressure.

413
00:17:32,624 --> 00:17:33,825
It's totally cool, and we
can table this.

414
00:17:33,859 --> 00:17:34,724
Ten, and stop.

415
00:17:34,725 --> 00:17:37,516
- Stop talking or stop pushing?
- Both. Jesus.

416
00:17:38,197 --> 00:17:39,238
All right, here we go.

417
00:17:39,239 --> 00:17:42,266
Oh, no. Uh, maybe we could
turn her around.

418
00:17:42,301 --> 00:17:45,603
Turn her around. Oh, there's the blood.

419
00:17:45,637 --> 00:17:47,338
Okay, we are in it.

420
00:17:47,372 --> 00:17:48,165
I see the head.

421
00:17:48,166 --> 00:17:51,872
Oh, thank God.
I have had the craziest day.

422
00:17:51,873 --> 00:17:53,631
I've had a pretty nutty day too.

423
00:17:53,632 --> 00:17:55,252
- Thanks for filling in.
- Oh, yeah, sure.

424
00:17:55,253 --> 00:17:58,616
Um, guess this is yours.
This? I'll get that.

425
00:17:58,650 --> 00:17:59,817
I'll just grab the other leg.

426
00:17:59,852 --> 00:18:00,785
Okay, thanks.

427
00:18:00,819 --> 00:18:03,487
Wow, there is so much blood.

428
00:18:03,522 --> 00:18:05,656
Should someone do something about that?

429
00:18:05,691 --> 00:18:07,881
Okay, I'm just gonna close my eyes.

430
00:18:08,727 --> 00:18:10,328
Nope. Still kinda seeing it.

431
00:18:12,042 --> 00:18:13,830
I'll pick them up. I'll pick them up.

432
00:18:13,899 --> 00:18:17,284
- One last push.
- Let's do this! C'mon!

433
00:18:17,285 --> 00:18:19,205
- Mm.
- Uh. Yeah.

434
00:18:19,206 --> 00:18:21,973
Huh? Huh?

435
00:18:22,007 --> 00:18:23,507
Team!

436
00:18:23,542 --> 00:18:27,172
Jerusha. I can see its little arms.

437
00:18:27,173 --> 00:18:28,846
It's so beautiful.

438
00:18:28,881 --> 00:18:30,648
Nope, these are just the intestines.

439
00:18:30,682 --> 00:18:33,150
- Oh.
- Glenn, are you okay?

440
00:18:33,185 --> 00:18:36,487
Uh-huh.

441
00:18:36,521 --> 00:18:38,656
I... I didn't throw up.

442
00:18:38,690 --> 00:18:41,759
Nine, ten.

443
00:18:41,793 --> 00:18:43,861
It's a boy! Congratulations.

444
00:18:43,896 --> 00:18:47,531
And look at that. A healthy baby girl.

445
00:18:47,566 --> 00:18:49,957
- Congrats, everyone.
- Thank God.

446
00:18:49,958 --> 00:18:52,503
Who's gonna cut the umbilical cord?

447
00:18:52,537 --> 00:18:54,739
You should probably do it.

448
00:18:55,080 --> 00:18:56,503
Yeah, yeah. I was gonna.

449
00:18:57,042 --> 00:18:58,408
Dina, you did it.

450
00:18:58,648 --> 00:19:01,856
Jerusha, I'm so happy.

451
00:19:03,048 --> 00:19:04,248
Hi.

452
00:19:04,283 --> 00:19:06,550
Hi, little buddy.

453
00:19:06,585 --> 00:19:07,755
- Hi.
- Good heavens!

454
00:19:07,756 --> 00:19:10,172
Did you know there's
a dead body in here?

455
00:19:10,515 --> 00:19:13,367
Margaret! We got another damn body!

456
00:19:21,733 --> 00:19:24,535
I love you more than pot pies

457
00:19:24,569 --> 00:19:26,795
and Christmas

458
00:19:26,796 --> 00:19:29,607
and even little baby Jesus.

459
00:19:29,641 --> 00:19:31,591
Don't tell anybody.

460
00:19:32,417 --> 00:19:35,152
Dina, we can't thank you
enough for giving us such

461
00:19:35,153 --> 00:19:36,747
an amazing gift.

462
00:19:36,782 --> 00:19:38,110
I didn't get you a gift.

463
00:19:38,617 --> 00:19:39,797
Oh, you mean the baby.

464
00:19:39,798 --> 00:19:41,901
Yeah, you paid me for that,
so we're good.

465
00:19:41,943 --> 00:19:43,616
Yeah. Um...

466
00:19:43,617 --> 00:19:45,623
would it be okay if I had
a moment alone with her?

467
00:19:45,657 --> 00:19:48,059
Oh, yeah, of course.

468
00:19:48,093 --> 00:19:50,841
Oh, no thank you.
You can put it in its bin.

469
00:19:51,596 --> 00:19:53,798
You take all the time you need.

470
00:19:56,263 --> 00:19:57,793
She's not gonna kidnap her, right?

471
00:19:57,836 --> 00:19:59,783
No, I locked all the windows.

472
00:20:02,231 --> 00:20:04,583
Well, this is it for you and me, kid.

473
00:20:05,177 --> 00:20:08,112
I hope I gave you a good start
the past nine months.

474
00:20:09,473 --> 00:20:11,474
Now, if you ever need anything,

475
00:20:11,524 --> 00:20:13,207
you can always come to me.

476
00:20:13,785 --> 00:20:15,021
But not on Wednesdays or Fridays,

477
00:20:15,022 --> 00:20:16,734
because I have crew practice.

478
00:20:17,656 --> 00:20:19,512
All right, what else can I tell you?

479
00:20:20,058 --> 00:20:21,927
Never go camping on your period.

480
00:20:22,294 --> 00:20:24,386
If you ever find a pair
of shoes you like,

481
00:20:24,491 --> 00:20:25,900
buy multiple pairs.

482
00:20:28,066 --> 00:20:29,321
You meet a man with a houseboat,

483
00:20:29,322 --> 00:20:30,523
walk the other way.

484
00:20:30,524 --> 00:20:32,068
That's an important one.

485
00:20:32,804 --> 00:20:34,300
Hey, little buddy.

486
00:20:34,973 --> 00:20:38,509
He's not as squishy and
purple as Emma was.

487
00:20:38,543 --> 00:20:39,431
Mm-mm.

488
00:20:39,432 --> 00:20:41,490
She was so squishy.

489
00:20:41,980 --> 00:20:43,284
He's perfect.

490
00:20:43,333 --> 00:20:44,229
You're perfect.

491
00:20:45,195 --> 00:20:47,028
Oh, wow. Uh, look at the time.

492
00:20:47,029 --> 00:20:48,652
I... I completely lost track.

493
00:20:48,687 --> 00:20:50,109
I got a meeting... party.

494
00:20:50,110 --> 00:20:50,903
I got a party meeting.

495
00:20:50,904 --> 00:20:52,823
So, let you guys have some time.

496
00:20:52,858 --> 00:20:54,792
- Thanks.
- Sure.

497
00:20:54,793 --> 00:20:56,538
Yeah. Thank you.

498
00:20:57,496 --> 00:20:58,721
You're welcome.

499
00:21:00,543 --> 00:21:02,444
Hi. Hi.

500
00:21:02,768 --> 00:21:04,369
Here's your [bleep] card.

501
00:21:06,845 --> 00:21:09,176
He's had a big day. But congratulations.

502
00:21:09,177 --> 00:21:10,373
Let's go!

503
00:21:11,382 --> 00:21:17,507
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