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- Previously on Mom...
- Oh, my God, what?

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I'm in the middle of a tennis lesson.

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My mom just got arrested,

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and I need to borrow two grand for bail.

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God, Christy, you gambled Adam's money?

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I did.

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So then I called Jill.

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And you gambled Jill's money, too?

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Uh, this past week, I gambled
away $4,000 of my friends' money

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and stranded my mom in a jail cell.

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Oh, Jill. I've got some more
of the money that I owe you.

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Payment number three.

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Thank you, Christy.

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Only 37 to go.

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_

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Oh, there's a 12:30 matinee
about the aliens who...

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- No.
- Ooh, how 'bout the two women who

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- realize they're dating the same man?
- No.

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- There's the new Tom...
- No.

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- Oh, wait a minute. Hanks or Cruise?
- Hanks.

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- No.
- Cruise?

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No.

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How 'bout the one where
the daughter is so desperate

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for quiet, she beats her
mother with a law book?

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I don't like documentaries.

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Come on, we'll argue
about the movie on the way.

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Hey, has anyone kidnapped a member

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of Liam Neeson's family lately?

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I wish. Not till Christmas.

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Uh, Tammy, what are you doing?

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Oh, my ChapStick rolled
under the bookcase,

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so I pulled it out and
spotted a stain here.

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Full disclosure, I found a dollar.

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Anyway, it looks like water damage.

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Yeah, that's why we
keep the bookcase there.

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In fact, every piece of furniture

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in here is hiding something.

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You think we wanted to
put a desk over there?

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But water damage could be serious.

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I'm sure it is, but
when I paint over it,

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it goes away for six months.

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Okay, we're going to a movie.

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Oh, thanks, I can't come.

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- Oh, that's too bad.
- Maybe next time.

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All right, have fun.

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Do you need to do that?

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Sure do. Checking for water damage.

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It's the silent killer.

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Not very silent.

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Listen, can you hear
the different tones?

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All I hear is me flunking
out of law school.

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Might be some mold, too.

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Could explain your headaches.

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I don't have headaches.

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Really? So you just make
that face for no reason?

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Look, I know you just want to help out,

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and we appreciate it,
but I'm trying to study.

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Roger that. Pursuit of the dream.

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Man, this wall's like cottage cheese.

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Whoops.

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Oh, my God,

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get your hand out of there.

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Oh!

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Are you sure you don't have headaches?

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'Cause there's that face again.

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-- Synced and corrected by ChrisKe --
-- www.addic7ed.com --

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I don't usually like action movies,

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but that was kind of fun.

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Eh, they lost me with
the so-called stunts.

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"It was all computer graphics."

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It was all computer graphics.

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I mean, in my day,

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when you fought on the
wing of a jet fighter,

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you really fought on the
wing of a jet fighter.

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Did you do that?

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Well, not while it was moving.

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That'd be too dangerous.

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Ooh, that guy's getting a neck tattoo.

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Is it the word "mistake"?

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Hey, check it out, Grandma
and Grandpa are getting inked.

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Were they talking about us?

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Do you see their grandparents around?

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Hey! Hey, we're not that old.

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And pull up your pants.

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Why don't you just call
him "whippersnapper"?

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Screw them. We're still cool.

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You know what? Let's get tattoos.

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Why? The mean boys are gone.

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Not for them, for us. Come on.
Tell me it's not on your bucket list.

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I-I don't really need a
tattoo. I got ice cream.

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Please? His and her tattoos.
It'll be so romantic.

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Or we could go home and make love.

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Eh.

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And now Tammy's got the
whole wall torn apart.

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It's like the world's
saddest home remodeling show.

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Ta-da, it's still a dump.

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Between us, she scares me.

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- Really? She loves you.
- Aw, she's the best.

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Anyway,

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study here as long as you like.

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Thanks. Tammy said it's only
gonna be a couple of days.

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Oh, honey, I know how construction goes.

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Whether it's new boobs
or a new bathroom,

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it always takes longer and hurts
way more than they tell you.

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Well, this is amazing.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa, don't sit down yet.

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The second foot towel
isn't in place. Belinda?

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Flying in.

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Oh, I-I think I can scrape
by with one foot towel.

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One would think.

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Anything else, ma'am?

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Just the blueberry blend
that I asked for 20 minutes ago.

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Isn't she great?

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It's like I got Mary Poppins
bringing me smoothies.

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You need anything?

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No, just some quiet.

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Yeah, well, this is a
perfect place to work.

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Read a book out here once.

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Turns out Rob Lowe had a hard life.

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Oh, my God.

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What are these towels made of, kittens?

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Enjoy. Now, if you'll excuse me,

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I got to go change.

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For what? It's 2:00.

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I'm so glad we're doing this.

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Me, too. This is super fun.

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You almost done back there?

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No, just finishing the B in "Bonnie."

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Are you kidding? I need a break.

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A-And can I have another juice?

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Come on, you big wuss.
I thought you were tough.

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This hurts.

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Yeah, but it hurts so good.

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Okay. All done.

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Take a look.

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"Adam" in a big old heart.

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That's it. We can never break up.

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No, seriously.

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I can't be a middle-aged woman

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limited to guys named Adam.

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Bonnie, don't worry, I... Ow!

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What happened
to three, two, one?

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Crab roll, how do you plead?

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Guilty of being delicious.

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Mm, another smoothie, nice.

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I could get used to this.

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Don't. I'm going home soon,

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and Jill doesn't know
how to use the blender.

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How's the studying going?

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Wow.

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Which part?

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The part that's making me squint.

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That's the Bavarian cut crystals.

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You're the first person to see
me in it, so you're welcome.

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I do feel kind of special.

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Guess how much it cost.

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Oh, we'll be here all day.

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$3,284.

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I'm sorry, what?

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I know it's a bit much,
but I'm a bit much.

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Oh, good. You know.

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Well, I'll let you
get back to your books.

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Oh, I almost forgot.

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It's the first of the month.
Do you have something for me?

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Um, a "welcome to November" hug?

166
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No, I'm talking about
the money you owe me.

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Oh. Wait, you want it now?

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Well, that's the payment
plan we agreed on.

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$75, first of every month.

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But if you don't have the cash,
you can just bring it tomorrow.

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I mean, I don't have any
pockets on this thing anyway.

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Right, got it. I mean, I don't got it.

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But maybe by tomorrow, I'll get
it and then I'll give it to you.

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Okeydokey. Oh... thumbprint.

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Got to go Windex my tummy.

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Did she really just ask me for 75 bucks?

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She did.

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While she's wearing a $3,000 chandelier?

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Yes, indeed.

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God, rich people can be so...

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Shh. There are cameras everywhere.

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My tattoo is still
burning. Is yours burning?

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Like a wildfire. Isn't it great?

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No. Burning is bad.

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That's the whole premise of hell.

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Come here, let me see
how yours turned out.

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Wait, uh, they say you should

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keep it covered for at least 24 hours.

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Yeah. They also say
you shouldn't put Q-tips

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in your ears, but I ride
that high every morning.

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What the hell is "Bo"?
Where's the rest of "Bonnie"?

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What? I always call you Bo.

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- Since when?
- Since forever, Bo.

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Unbelievable. You wimped out.

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Wimped out? I didn't even want
to do it in the first place.

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Whoa, wait. Are we in
the wrong apartment?

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Where's the wall?

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- Don't worry, boss. I'm fixing it.
- Why'd you break it?

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Water broke it. Powerful thing, water.

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Created the Grand Canyon,
Niagara Falls, the moon.

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Aw, Tammy.

202
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Why couldn't you just leave it alone?

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And let the people I love
get sick from black mold?

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Not on my watch.

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She's actually doing you a favor, Bo.

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"Bo," I like that.

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Yeah, well, forget it,
'cause it's not gonna stick.

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That's such a Bo thing to say.

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And here we have Travis.

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He's very fit, he appears to be
into weightlifting and travel.

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Ooh, he's cute. Swipe right.

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Next up is yet another Travis.

213
00:09:03,161 --> 00:09:04,552
Hey.

214
00:09:04,577 --> 00:09:06,696
Oh, hey. We're just playing on Tinder.

215
00:09:06,721 --> 00:09:09,455
I know I can't date yet,
but I can still window-shop.

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I do the same thing with health care.

217
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So, it was a slow shift at work,

218
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but I went into extra grovel mode

219
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- and came up with the money I owe you.
- Oh, thanks, sweetie.

220
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Um, still no pockets.

221
00:09:21,971 --> 00:09:24,505
Here, Belinda. Why don't
you get yourself a facial?

222
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You're looking a little clogged.

223
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Whatever makes your world better.

224
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Jill, what the hell?

225
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What?

226
00:09:32,914 --> 00:09:34,847
I busted my butt for that money.

227
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It barely even stayed in
your hand for a second.

228
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So what? You owed it to me.

229
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But you clearly don't need it.

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But you owed it to me.

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- But you don't need it.
- But you owed it to me.

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But you don't need it.

233
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But I'm not having this
conversation anymore.

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- But you don't need it!
- Aah!

235
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This suit is not for swimming!

236
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Belinda, help!

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Don't touch my money.

238
00:10:04,046 --> 00:10:05,546
Save the suit!

239
00:10:05,571 --> 00:10:07,505
Save the suit!

240
00:10:12,492 --> 00:10:14,525
I'm using a 120 grit.

241
00:10:14,594 --> 00:10:16,227
Thought about going with the 240,

242
00:10:16,252 --> 00:10:17,818
but that's just showboating.

243
00:10:17,975 --> 00:10:19,207
Are you talking to me?

244
00:10:19,232 --> 00:10:21,289
No, I completely forgot you were there.

245
00:10:21,314 --> 00:10:24,983
Okay, second coat of
plaster, your turn to shine.

246
00:10:26,296 --> 00:10:27,906
Oh, thank God you're back.

247
00:10:28,445 --> 00:10:30,675
- Where you been?
- To the florist.

248
00:10:30,700 --> 00:10:32,466
I brought you a little rose.

249
00:10:32,491 --> 00:10:33,924
Oh. Where is it?

250
00:10:33,949 --> 00:10:36,609
In my pants. Kapow!

251
00:10:36,983 --> 00:10:39,117
- You got another one?
- It took twice as long

252
00:10:39,142 --> 00:10:41,843
- and felt twice as good.
- This is crazy.

253
00:10:41,955 --> 00:10:43,755
Yeah, I agree. A rose with no thorns?

254
00:10:43,823 --> 00:10:45,556
Where's the poetry in that?

255
00:10:45,625 --> 00:10:47,023
Darn, you're right.

256
00:10:47,048 --> 00:10:49,527
No problem. Get me a guitar
string and some boot polish

257
00:10:49,552 --> 00:10:52,086
and I can thorn that
bitch up before lights-out.

258
00:10:52,814 --> 00:10:54,748
And there's the poetry.

259
00:10:56,503 --> 00:10:59,109
Rich people are soulless bastards.

260
00:10:59,134 --> 00:11:01,802
They should all rot in hell.
Who are we talking about?

261
00:11:01,827 --> 00:11:05,810
Jill. Parading around in her
billion-dollar bathing suit,

262
00:11:05,835 --> 00:11:08,068
squeezing me for a measly 75 bucks.

263
00:11:09,155 --> 00:11:11,122
You pushed me in my pool!

264
00:11:12,558 --> 00:11:14,234
Oh, and I pushed her in her pool.

265
00:11:15,789 --> 00:11:17,555
I am not the bad guy here.

266
00:11:17,624 --> 00:11:19,724
What I do with my money is my business.

267
00:11:19,836 --> 00:11:21,836
I can burn it, I can
blow my nose with it,

268
00:11:21,861 --> 00:11:23,761
or I can give it to a
friend who gambles it away

269
00:11:23,786 --> 00:11:25,242
instead of bailing out her mom.

270
00:11:25,267 --> 00:11:28,101
Here's the mirror,
Christy. Here's the mirror!

271
00:11:29,117 --> 00:11:30,568
Oh, yeah?

272
00:11:30,637 --> 00:11:32,103
I didn't... Did you see a mirror?

273
00:11:32,172 --> 00:11:34,806
I didn't see a mirror.

274
00:11:34,874 --> 00:11:37,140
You really don't get it, do you?

275
00:11:37,609 --> 00:11:40,142
You have no idea what
that money means to me.

276
00:11:40,313 --> 00:11:43,648
It's food on my plate, gas
in my car, books for school.

277
00:11:43,717 --> 00:11:45,650
I get that I have to pay you back,

278
00:11:45,719 --> 00:11:47,363
but when you treat it
like it's meaningless,

279
00:11:47,387 --> 00:11:48,753
it's a slap in my face.

280
00:11:48,822 --> 00:11:51,022
Do you really think
this is about the money?

281
00:11:51,359 --> 00:11:53,992
I don't care about your
money. I care about you.

282
00:11:54,060 --> 00:11:56,160
The only reason I kept
you to that payment plan

283
00:11:56,229 --> 00:11:57,662
was to support your recovery.

284
00:11:57,687 --> 00:12:01,085
Well, that's... incredibly nice!

285
00:12:02,535 --> 00:12:03,768
And?

286
00:12:03,837 --> 00:12:05,303
Hang on, I wasn't prepared

287
00:12:05,328 --> 00:12:07,093
for you to make a good point.

288
00:12:07,796 --> 00:12:09,207
Oh, Lord, I'm cold,

289
00:12:09,275 --> 00:12:10,775
and I don't want to do this anymore.

290
00:12:10,844 --> 00:12:12,977
If this debt is gonna
ruin our friendship,

291
00:12:13,002 --> 00:12:14,168
then just forget about it.

292
00:12:15,945 --> 00:12:18,278
- Really?
- Yeah, we're square.

293
00:12:20,787 --> 00:12:22,976
Now, I got to pee, and
only Belinda knows how

294
00:12:23,001 --> 00:12:24,601
to get me out of this disco ball.

295
00:12:28,437 --> 00:12:30,461
Yeah, Jill was a little pissed,

296
00:12:30,530 --> 00:12:32,397
but she realized that
we're both better off

297
00:12:32,465 --> 00:12:34,198
if she just lets me off the hook.

298
00:12:34,267 --> 00:12:36,834
Yeah, actually, Christy, in
Gamblers Anonymous, we say...

299
00:12:36,859 --> 00:12:40,390
Stop. I'm happy, and what
we say always ruins it.

300
00:12:41,328 --> 00:12:42,707
Can you walk while you talk?

301
00:12:42,776 --> 00:12:43,975
You're blocking the ribs.

302
00:12:44,539 --> 00:12:46,711
Come here, kid. Step into my office.

303
00:12:46,780 --> 00:12:50,171
Oh, I don't want to learn while I eat.

304
00:12:50,984 --> 00:12:53,217
Listen to me.

305
00:12:53,499 --> 00:12:57,555
Paying back a debt is a
crucial part of the process.

306
00:12:57,624 --> 00:13:00,398
Agreed. And next time, I
will definitely do that.

307
00:13:00,423 --> 00:13:03,027
No. No, you're gonna do it this time.

308
00:13:03,104 --> 00:13:05,538
See, every time a debt goes away,

309
00:13:05,563 --> 00:13:07,208
you feel like you've beaten the system,

310
00:13:07,233 --> 00:13:09,700
and that is not a healthy
thing for a gambler.

311
00:13:09,769 --> 00:13:12,351
You beat the system? How'd you do it?

312
00:13:12,820 --> 00:13:14,605
Lucy, eat your ribs.

313
00:13:15,539 --> 00:13:18,042
We'll talk later.

314
00:13:18,111 --> 00:13:20,878
The act of handing over
that money every month

315
00:13:20,947 --> 00:13:24,606
is a reminder to you of just
how dangerous gambling can be.

316
00:13:24,631 --> 00:13:26,497
And you need that reminder.

317
00:13:26,753 --> 00:13:29,921
Couldn't I just get "don't
gamble" tattooed on my arm?

318
00:13:29,946 --> 00:13:31,479
My mom knows a guy.

319
00:13:31,989 --> 00:13:33,777
Doesn't work.

320
00:13:37,715 --> 00:13:39,245
Hey, handsome.

321
00:13:39,270 --> 00:13:40,565
Hello.

322
00:13:41,840 --> 00:13:44,919
Put the magazine down.
Let's try this again.

323
00:13:46,895 --> 00:13:48,406
Hey, handsome.

324
00:13:48,475 --> 00:13:49,774
Hello.

325
00:13:50,520 --> 00:13:52,076
All right.

326
00:13:52,606 --> 00:13:54,245
Let's skip that part.

327
00:13:54,887 --> 00:13:57,448
Have I got a surprise for you.

328
00:13:57,517 --> 00:14:00,215
You have the sex drive of a dude.

329
00:14:00,715 --> 00:14:05,623
What's a rose without
a... Hello, bumblebee.

330
00:14:05,692 --> 00:14:07,606
What is happening to you?

331
00:14:07,631 --> 00:14:09,560
I'm expressing myself, blockhead.

332
00:14:09,629 --> 00:14:11,559
Bonnie, this is getting out of control.

333
00:14:11,584 --> 00:14:13,898
Oh, relax. It's just a couple of tats.

334
00:14:13,967 --> 00:14:17,101
And one temporary sketch of
something I'm thinking about.

335
00:14:17,170 --> 00:14:18,736
Oh, good God.

336
00:14:18,805 --> 00:14:19,904
Is that your face?

337
00:14:19,973 --> 00:14:21,506
Yeah, this way, no matter how we do it,

338
00:14:21,531 --> 00:14:24,121
we'll always be making eye contact.

339
00:14:30,223 --> 00:14:31,392
Her face?

340
00:14:31,417 --> 00:14:33,985
Yeah. And it's this big.

341
00:14:34,053 --> 00:14:35,653
Oh, that's not good.

342
00:14:35,722 --> 00:14:38,122
I'm just worried that she's
getting some kind of weird buzz

343
00:14:38,191 --> 00:14:40,458
off all these tats.
That's a red flag, right?

344
00:14:40,527 --> 00:14:42,193
This could lead to drinking again.

345
00:14:42,887 --> 00:14:45,637
Not necessarily. Adam, I
love that you're looking out

346
00:14:45,698 --> 00:14:48,299
for Bonnie, and yeah,
addicts are feel-good junkies,

347
00:14:48,368 --> 00:14:50,535
but it doesn't mean she's gonna drink.

348
00:14:51,838 --> 00:14:53,665
This big.

349
00:14:54,665 --> 00:14:58,109
Look, if she wants to get
tattoos, you can't stop her.

350
00:14:58,178 --> 00:15:00,511
And if she drinks, you
can't stop that, either.

351
00:15:00,782 --> 00:15:03,548
- Nope.
- What do you mean, "nope"?

352
00:15:03,573 --> 00:15:05,016
I mean I don't accept that.

353
00:15:05,041 --> 00:15:07,242
There's got to be something I can do.

354
00:15:07,353 --> 00:15:08,688
Well, you're right, there is.

355
00:15:08,713 --> 00:15:12,079
Okay, now your oatmeal's
kicking in. Lay it on me.

356
00:15:12,192 --> 00:15:14,792
There is a program called Al-Anon.

357
00:15:14,861 --> 00:15:16,794
It's for people who
live with alcoholics.

358
00:15:16,896 --> 00:15:18,663
Whoa, why do I got to go to meetings?

359
00:15:18,688 --> 00:15:20,983
I didn't do anything wrong.

360
00:15:21,801 --> 00:15:25,388
AA is for people who are
powerless over alcohol.

361
00:15:25,413 --> 00:15:29,140
Al-Anon is for people who are
powerless over the alcoholic.

362
00:15:29,209 --> 00:15:30,841
No, no, this isn't about me.

363
00:15:30,866 --> 00:15:32,287
You're not gonna make this about me.

364
00:15:32,312 --> 00:15:33,911
This is about Bonnie.

365
00:15:33,980 --> 00:15:36,214
Because everything's
about Bonnie all the time.

366
00:15:36,282 --> 00:15:39,884
By the way, we're calling her
Bo from now on, so get on board.

367
00:15:39,909 --> 00:15:43,225
Thank you, but we're handled here.

368
00:15:47,927 --> 00:15:49,803
Have a great day.

369
00:15:53,353 --> 00:15:54,519
Bye.

370
00:15:56,108 --> 00:15:57,602
More coffee?

371
00:15:57,670 --> 00:16:00,882
Yeah, I'm gonna have to wait for
him to come back for his keys.

372
00:16:03,343 --> 00:16:06,022
Okay, so we're going Giant Bonnie?

373
00:16:06,047 --> 00:16:08,481
Yeah, but younger. And
with Farrah Fawcett hair.

374
00:16:09,335 --> 00:16:11,015
Okay, Randy.

375
00:16:11,084 --> 00:16:14,051
It's time to finish up my dragon.

376
00:16:14,120 --> 00:16:15,720
So how long is this gonna take?

377
00:16:15,788 --> 00:16:17,888
- Uh, about six hours.
- Ugh, awesome.

378
00:16:19,926 --> 00:16:23,728
Hey, how come her dragon
is flying by a fried egg?

379
00:16:23,753 --> 00:16:26,583
Oh, 20 years ago, that was the sun.

380
00:16:27,700 --> 00:16:29,634
What's the basket?

381
00:16:29,702 --> 00:16:32,270
Oh, that used to be
the Golden Gate Bridge.

382
00:16:32,295 --> 00:16:33,915
Okay, put the needle
down. Wipe this off.

383
00:16:33,940 --> 00:16:35,206
What? What's wrong?

384
00:16:35,231 --> 00:16:36,308
Well, I don't want
to have to worry about

385
00:16:36,333 --> 00:16:37,932
both my faces getting old.

386
00:16:38,427 --> 00:16:40,536
Stop right now. You're not doing this.

387
00:16:40,561 --> 00:16:41,789
- Excuse me?
- You heard me.

388
00:16:41,814 --> 00:16:44,315
- I forbid you.
- Oh, you "forbid" me?

389
00:16:44,384 --> 00:16:47,507
- Pick up the needle, Earl.
- I'll wait till this plays out.

390
00:16:47,620 --> 00:16:48,953
I am not okay with the tats,

391
00:16:49,022 --> 00:16:50,788
and you are scaring the hell out of me.

392
00:16:50,857 --> 00:16:52,590
- Why?
- Because I have no control

393
00:16:52,659 --> 00:16:55,059
in this relationship,
and I got to do something

394
00:16:55,128 --> 00:16:57,561
because I'm freaking out
and I want to marry you,

395
00:16:57,630 --> 00:16:59,707
but I need to know that I...

396
00:16:59,732 --> 00:17:02,099
And, man, I have never
said the word "I" that much

397
00:17:02,124 --> 00:17:03,344
in my entire life.

398
00:17:03,369 --> 00:17:06,804
Oh, my God, this is about me.

399
00:17:07,515 --> 00:17:10,474
- Where are you going?
- To an Al-Anon meeting.

400
00:17:10,499 --> 00:17:13,679
I hope you're happy.
I'm as broken as you.

401
00:17:17,030 --> 00:17:18,469
You're marrying that guy?

402
00:17:18,494 --> 00:17:21,529
Well, I gt no choice. You
tattooed his name on my ass.

403
00:17:27,476 --> 00:17:29,843
Hey, pretty.

404
00:17:29,868 --> 00:17:33,069
Any chance you were thinking
of crashing at Adam's tonight?

405
00:17:33,431 --> 00:17:35,264
What did you do?

406
00:17:35,333 --> 00:17:38,202
- I moved the desk.
- Oh, Tammy, no.

407
00:17:38,227 --> 00:17:41,241
Yeah, I saw that dry rot
and pulled up floorboards.

408
00:17:41,266 --> 00:17:44,066
Anyway, it's Planet
of the Ants down there.

409
00:17:44,332 --> 00:17:45,147
What?

410
00:17:45,172 --> 00:17:46,783
Well, they were down
there, but my process

411
00:17:46,808 --> 00:17:48,441
seemed to rile them up pretty good.

412
00:17:48,767 --> 00:17:50,733
I guess what I'm trying to say is...

413
00:17:50,758 --> 00:17:52,452
The apartment is
completely filled with ants.

414
00:17:52,477 --> 00:17:53,810
Well, I haven't checked upstairs,

415
00:17:53,835 --> 00:17:55,812
but they were marching
in that direction.

416
00:17:57,879 --> 00:17:59,897
Do you really think I'm pretty?

417
00:18:01,681 --> 00:18:04,115
So wait, now you do want to pay me back?

418
00:18:04,140 --> 00:18:06,499
You were right. It's
part of my recovery.

419
00:18:06,524 --> 00:18:08,758
What you do with your money
is none of my business.

420
00:18:08,783 --> 00:18:11,335
You can throw it away, you
can prop a table up with it.

421
00:18:11,360 --> 00:18:13,861
I can come up with my own list.

422
00:18:14,216 --> 00:18:16,950
And you promise this isn't
gonna affect our friendship?

423
00:18:16,975 --> 00:18:18,775
Not unless I already messed it up.

424
00:18:18,800 --> 00:18:20,266
Not a chance.

425
00:18:20,291 --> 00:18:22,324
I believe it was Rob Lowe who said

426
00:18:22,349 --> 00:18:24,874
"friendship is super important."

427
00:18:25,514 --> 00:18:28,281
Okay, now I want to read that book.

428
00:18:29,616 --> 00:18:31,749
Oh, good, you guys made up.

429
00:18:31,774 --> 00:18:33,740
Listen, can she spend
the night at your place??

430
00:18:33,765 --> 00:18:37,834
'Cause our apartment's full
of ants, and they are biters.

431
00:18:38,162 --> 00:18:40,429
So now it's our apartment?

432
00:18:40,454 --> 00:18:42,601
That's the part that upset you?

433
00:18:43,383 --> 00:18:46,918
Where the hell is Al-Anon?
All these rooms look alike.

434
00:18:47,290 --> 00:18:48,694
Two doors down on your right.

435
00:18:48,719 --> 00:18:50,118
Just look for the exhausted people

436
00:18:50,143 --> 00:18:51,842
who have nowhere else to turn.

437
00:18:52,261 --> 00:18:55,763
Don't talk about my people that way.

438
00:18:57,182 --> 00:18:58,640
You should be proud of him.

439
00:18:58,665 --> 00:19:01,052
It takes courage to walk
into one of these rooms.

440
00:19:01,080 --> 00:19:04,093
You got a good guy there, Bo.

441
00:19:05,784 --> 00:19:07,917
Oh, God, it's sticking.

442
00:19:08,393 --> 00:19:12,444
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