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Previously on Young Sheldon...

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Who are you?

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- I'm Paige.
- This is a very advanced class.

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Do you know how to differentiate
under the integral sign?

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No.

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Do you know anything?

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I know you're in my spot.

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These are parents we
can actually relate to.

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- Sounds good.
- Oh, thank you, Lord,

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for connecting us with the parents

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of another special child.

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You kids are special, too.

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I used to work at the practice
with Barry, but I had to quit

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once Paige's schedule
started to get busy.

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Well, a unique child can
require a lot of attention.

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Try all the attention.

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Barry, it sounds like you
might be feeling left out.

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Sometimes I do.

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Don't you get him another beer.

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Oh, come on. You love
this, and you know it.

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They're as messed-up as we are.

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From a young age, I was the proud member

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of several elite organizations:

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The Radio Shack Battery Club,

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entitling the bearer to
the incredible bargain

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of one free battery per month.

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It's no wonder they
went out of business.

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Starfleet International,
entitling the bearer

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to say things like, "I'm a member

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of Starfleet International."

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And best of all, the Natural
Science Museum of Texas,

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which included a free
subscription to their magazine.

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"The secrets of carbon isotope dating."

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Juicy.

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Mom, can you make the salad?

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Sure.

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Hey, don't put in any
of those little tomatoes.

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Hey, I don't tell you how to
impersonate a lump of clay.

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You don't tell me how to make a salad.

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There's going to be a
lecture on carbon dating

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at the Natural Science
Museum on Saturday.

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Who would like to take me?

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You know what? I'd be happy to.

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What happened to helping
me at my yard sale?

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Ooh, is that this Saturday?

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I'm sorry.

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I'm taking him to a lecture on, uh...

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what is it? Carbonation?

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Carbon dating. A method of determining

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the age of artifacts and fossils.

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Hey, we could use that to figure
out how old your grandma is.

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That won't work.

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You can't carbon-date
something that's alive.

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Well, then, we'll just chop
her down and count the rings.

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Oh, George, did my "lump of
clay" remark strike a nerve?

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A little.

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- Synced and corrected by VitoSilans -
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Dad, do you believe that fossils
are millions of years old?

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I guess. Why?

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Well, Mom believes the world
was only created 6,000 years ago.

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Yeah. So?

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Are these differences a
sticking point in your marriage?

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Not at all.

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- Why?
- Simple.

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We never talk about it.

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So you just avoid discussing
topics you don't agree on?

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At all costs.

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Hearing that further convinces
me I'll never get married.

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Never say never.

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Why not? You just said it twice.

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All right, as soon as I get
these tables set up on the lawn,

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y'all can start bringing that stuff out.

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You think you're gonna get ten
bucks for this piece of junk?

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Hey, that piece of
junk is a wedding gift

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from my cheap-ass Cousin Betty.

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And I was gonna leave
a little room to haggle.

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What's a haggle?

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Negotiating. You start high,

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they offer less, then you
meet somewhere in the middle.

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Leaves them feeling like,
you know, they got a deal.

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- Did they?
- Not if you did it right.

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How much are we getting paid today?

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You're not getting paid squat.
You're helping out your meemaw.

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That doesn't seem fair.

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Yeah, we should get something.

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Fine.

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How much you want?

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- Five dollars.
- Each.

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Each.

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That's pretty steep.

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How about I give you a buck apiece?

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Let's meet in the middle...
Three dollars each.

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Now we're haggling.

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Let me ask you a question.

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If you break something today,

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are you prepared to
cover the cost of that?

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- No.
- Nuh-uh. Mm.

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Well, we're gonna
have to factor that in.

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And did you bring your own lunch?

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You said we were getting pizza.

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Well, I did, but pizza ain't free.

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And I'm teaching you about negotiating,

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which is a pretty valuable
life lesson, right?

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- Yeah.
- I guess so.

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So, if my math is right,

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you owe me... two dollars each.

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We owe you?

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The numbers don't lie.

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Dang it.

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All right, listen.

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I love ya, and you're family,

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so if you do it for
nothing, we'll call it even.

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Take it, take it, take it.

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You got yourself a deal.

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Y'all drive a hard bargain.

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Now start bringing that crap outside.

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Oh, my.

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Yeah.

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I bet he dresses down

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to about 6,000, 7,000
pounds of USDA prime.

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You would eat him?

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He'd eat me.

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Wow. You're really cleaning house.

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Got to get rid of the old gar-bage,

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make room for the new gar-bage.

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This was Dad's.

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You're not getting rid of this, are you?

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Didn't need it when he shot it,

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didn't need it when he stuffed it,

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- don't need it now.
- Really?

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It was his first attempt at taxidermy.

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He was so proud.

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If it has sentimental value to you,

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I'll let you have it for five dollars.

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Ooh. For this nasty thing?

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Oh, you're selling his golf clubs, too?

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Which one of your children do you see

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hanging out with Arnold
Palmer in the future?

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Dad's clothes, his shoes, his pipes?

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Honey, it's just stuff.

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I know, but still...

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I get how you're feeling.

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I do.

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Now go away.

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I got a lot of crap to sell.

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All right, now, don't wander off.

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Pick you up right after
the lecture's over.

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Bye.

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You gonna be okay by yourself?

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I actually prefer it.

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Yep. I'm leaving.

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You keep saying that,
but then you don't do it.

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Bye.

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He's so needy.

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Sheldon?

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Paige?

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I'm so happy to see you.

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Are you happy to see me?

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Not immediately.

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That's okay.

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I'm happy enough for both of us.

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Rice Stadium in Houston.
Dave Barnett and Dave Rowe.

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And Baylor's bidding
to go up 14 to nothing.

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And if you're Rice right now,
and you're in that huddle...

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- George?
- Uh...

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Hi.

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Oh, Paige's mom.

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I know.

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What a nice surprise.

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I just dropped Paige off at
the carbon-dating lecture.

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And I dropped Sheldon.

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Well, how about that?

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How about it.

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Mind if I join you?

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Sure.

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So, uh, where's your... your hubby?

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- Oh, Barry?
- Barry. Yeah.

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Who cares?

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That doesn't sound good.

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Oh, sorry. Just ignore me.

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Okay.

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Oh, hey, you want a wing?

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Yeah, no, thank you.

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You mind if I watch the game?

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Oh, no, not at all. Enjoy.

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I'll just see what
kind of pie they have.

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Mm-hmm.

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Well, we were here last
year when Arkansas...

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It's getting a little
tougher to ignore you.

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Oh. I'm sorry. It's just...

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Oh... forget it.

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Okeydoke.

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Fine, I'll tell you. Barry and
I haven't been in a good place

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in a long time, and I...

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I think we're headed for divorce.

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I'm sorry. Uh...

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I don't know what to say.

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Uh, oh.

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You don't have to say anything.

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That I can do.

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Ooh.

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They have cobbler.

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Rupert Taylor got the
block, and Charles...

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All right, everybody, welcome.

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Glad to see we got so
many people interested

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in radioactive decay.

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Well, hello.

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- Hi.
- Hi.

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This is a nice surprise.

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I don't usually see young
people at my lectures.

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I enjoyed your paper on
accelerator mass spectrometry,

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and wanted to find out more.

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Is that so?

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And you?

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I read this magazine.

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Uh-huh.

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It has puzzles, too.

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Okay.

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Do you want to kick this off

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and tell us exactly
what carbon dating is?

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The 5,730-year half-life of carbon 14

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is used as a geochronometer.

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Anything else you'd like to add?

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Um...

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carbon dating is how we figured
out how old my grandmother is.

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It was at this moment I learned

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I was not only brilliant;
I was also hilarious.

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I mean, you, of all
people, would understand.

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You've got a special child of your own.

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I do, I do.

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How do you and Mary handle the stress?

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Well, we actually have
a pretty good system.

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Oh, please tell me.

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We don't talk about it.

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Not at all?

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Zippo.

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Boy, that doesn't sound
like it could work.

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Suit yourself, but
I'm having a nice day;

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you're crying into your peach cobbler.

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For now, let's neglect
changes in the isotopic

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ratio of the air over
thousands of years.

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This is pretty basic stuff.

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Yes.

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I'm bored.

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Let's get out of here.

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I can't. I told my dad

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I'd stay here until
the end of the lecture.

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Okay. Be a baby.

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I'm leaving.

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In our case, the math yields

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approximately 48,000 years.

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I was most certainly not a baby.

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If anyone was a baby, it was she,

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because people who
call other people babies

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are the real babies.

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Wait up.

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I like it.

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It likes you.

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- How much?
- Five dollars.

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I only have 50 cents.

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That's okay. We're haggling.

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I don't know what that means.

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You make me an offer,
and we meet in the middle.

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The middle of what?

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I'm not really sure.

266
00:11:17,549 --> 00:11:19,549
Hmm.

267
00:11:25,223 --> 00:11:27,157
What are you doing?

268
00:11:27,159 --> 00:11:30,093
Considering buying this jacket.

269
00:11:30,095 --> 00:11:33,963
I found chewing tobacco and
Juicy Fruit in the pocket.

270
00:11:33,965 --> 00:11:36,533
Does that come with it, or is it extra?

271
00:11:37,766 --> 00:11:39,757
Actually, that's not for sale.

272
00:11:39,760 --> 00:11:41,471
Why don't you look for something else.

273
00:11:41,473 --> 00:11:43,406
You sure? There's a price tag on it.

274
00:11:43,408 --> 00:11:45,175
Just take it off.

275
00:11:45,177 --> 00:11:47,943
Is this some kind of
bargaining technique?

276
00:11:47,946 --> 00:11:49,679
Because I should warn you.

277
00:11:49,682 --> 00:11:52,484
I've been to the bazaars in Istanbul,

278
00:11:52,487 --> 00:11:56,905
where the negotiations are
fast, furious and bilingual.

279
00:11:56,908 --> 00:11:58,507
Just take it off, damn it.

280
00:12:02,260 --> 00:12:04,060
What just happened?

281
00:12:05,097 --> 00:12:06,996
That's my dad's jacket.

282
00:12:06,998 --> 00:12:08,965
Oh.

283
00:12:09,968 --> 00:12:12,135
Still don't know what happened.

284
00:12:13,868 --> 00:12:17,187
Do you think humans will become
extinct like the dinosaurs?

285
00:12:17,190 --> 00:12:19,943
Yes, but before that
happens, some of us will merge

286
00:12:19,945 --> 00:12:22,195
with computers and
become immortal cyborgs.

287
00:12:22,198 --> 00:12:23,947
That's a fascinating idea.

288
00:12:23,949 --> 00:12:25,348
Thank you.

289
00:12:25,350 --> 00:12:28,011
Did you get that from a TV show?

290
00:12:28,014 --> 00:12:29,247
No.

291
00:12:30,541 --> 00:12:32,455
A comic book.

292
00:12:34,593 --> 00:12:37,237
And then when Paige
turned six, it was obvious

293
00:12:37,240 --> 00:12:38,727
she wasn't like the other kids,

294
00:12:38,730 --> 00:12:40,734
and she needed a school
where she could excel.

295
00:12:40,737 --> 00:12:42,799
- Uh-huh.
- But Barry's dental practice

296
00:12:42,801 --> 00:12:44,874
was 50 miles outside of Fayetteville,

297
00:12:44,877 --> 00:12:47,403
and do you know what's available
for extraordinary children

298
00:12:47,405 --> 00:12:49,772
50 miles outside of Fayetteville?

299
00:12:49,774 --> 00:12:51,791
- I'm gonna guess not much.
- Nothing.

300
00:12:51,794 --> 00:12:54,428
So I packed us up, and I
made him move to Texas where,

301
00:12:54,431 --> 00:12:57,513
believe it or not,
people do get cavities.

302
00:12:57,516 --> 00:13:00,187
I believe it. I had a
humdinger last summer.

303
00:13:00,190 --> 00:13:02,320
- Face swelled up like a cantaloupe.
- And do you know

304
00:13:02,323 --> 00:13:04,226
he's been cool to me ever since,

305
00:13:04,229 --> 00:13:06,156
even though his practice is making money

306
00:13:06,158 --> 00:13:07,999
- hand over fist.
- Yeah, yeah.

307
00:13:08,002 --> 00:13:09,159
A flag down...

308
00:13:09,161 --> 00:13:10,718
And as much as he says I ignore him,

309
00:13:10,721 --> 00:13:12,296
he ignores me just as much.

310
00:13:12,299 --> 00:13:14,464
I mean, would it kill him to
get a babysitter every once

311
00:13:14,466 --> 00:13:16,666
in a while and take me
to dinner, maybe a movie?

312
00:13:16,668 --> 00:13:17,700
It would not.

313
00:13:17,702 --> 00:13:19,969
Oh, darn. You didn't see me.

314
00:13:19,971 --> 00:13:24,476
Then you've got fourth
down, and he throws the...

315
00:13:24,479 --> 00:13:26,442
George!

316
00:13:28,180 --> 00:13:30,380
Hey.

317
00:13:30,382 --> 00:13:31,648
Paige's dad.

318
00:13:31,650 --> 00:13:34,551
Barry. Yeah, of course, I remember.

319
00:13:34,553 --> 00:13:35,985
What are you doing here?

320
00:13:35,987 --> 00:13:37,253
Uh, just, you know,

321
00:13:37,255 --> 00:13:39,507
Sheldon wanted to go
to a science lecture.

322
00:13:39,510 --> 00:13:40,523
No kidding.

323
00:13:40,525 --> 00:13:41,891
We just dropped Paige off there.

324
00:13:41,893 --> 00:13:43,893
You don't say.

325
00:13:43,895 --> 00:13:45,182
Ooh.

326
00:13:45,185 --> 00:13:47,351
Caveman stuff. I love that.

327
00:13:47,354 --> 00:13:49,640
Where are you going? It's closed.

328
00:13:49,643 --> 00:13:52,835
I can read... baby.

329
00:13:55,060 --> 00:13:57,727
Just so you know, that
won't work every time.

330
00:13:58,910 --> 00:14:01,171
You haven't, uh, seen
Linda around, have you?

331
00:14:01,174 --> 00:14:02,412
Linda.

332
00:14:03,581 --> 00:14:05,163
Your wife, Linda.

333
00:14:05,166 --> 00:14:06,950
Yeah. No.

334
00:14:06,952 --> 00:14:08,685
So what's new?

335
00:14:08,687 --> 00:14:10,286
Oh, not much.

336
00:14:10,288 --> 00:14:11,468
Hey, you like football?

337
00:14:11,471 --> 00:14:12,494
No.

338
00:14:12,497 --> 00:14:14,624
Well, you sure? It's a close game.

339
00:14:14,626 --> 00:14:18,161
Uh, no, no, I'm, uh,
more of a tennis man.

340
00:14:19,239 --> 00:14:22,431
Well, those are two very
different sports, aren't they?

341
00:14:22,434 --> 00:14:24,267
I think you've got to go outside

342
00:14:24,269 --> 00:14:26,195
and rely on somebody like...

343
00:14:26,198 --> 00:14:30,340
George... can I confide in you?

344
00:14:45,384 --> 00:14:48,954
This is oddly reminiscent
of a dinner with my family.

345
00:14:48,956 --> 00:14:50,622
You're funny.

346
00:14:50,624 --> 00:14:52,087
I know.

347
00:14:52,090 --> 00:14:54,460
My family never eats dinner together.

348
00:14:54,462 --> 00:14:55,923
Why not?

349
00:14:55,926 --> 00:14:59,398
My dad always manages to come
home from work after we're done.

350
00:14:59,400 --> 00:15:03,202
Hmm. My dad never misses a meal.

351
00:15:03,204 --> 00:15:06,438
Do you think Stone Age parents
stayed together forever?

352
00:15:06,440 --> 00:15:08,674
They had to. There were no lawyers.

353
00:15:08,676 --> 00:15:10,008
What?

354
00:15:10,010 --> 00:15:11,443
That was funny.

355
00:15:11,445 --> 00:15:14,012
Right, we've established I'm funny.

356
00:15:14,014 --> 00:15:16,315
Well, I think my parents
are getting a divorce.

357
00:15:16,317 --> 00:15:17,616
Why?

358
00:15:17,618 --> 00:15:19,017
They fight all the time.

359
00:15:19,019 --> 00:15:21,153
- About what?
- Mostly me.

360
00:15:22,189 --> 00:15:24,295
Hmm. That's too bad.

361
00:15:24,298 --> 00:15:26,091
I guess I'm lucky.

362
00:15:26,093 --> 00:15:27,530
Why?

363
00:15:27,533 --> 00:15:30,131
I'm the glue that holds
our family together.

364
00:15:31,361 --> 00:15:32,898
What are you kids doing in there?

365
00:15:36,470 --> 00:15:39,366
Okay, ten cents a week for a whole year.

366
00:15:39,369 --> 00:15:42,941
I get the raccoon, and to tell
people you're my girlfriend.

367
00:15:42,943 --> 00:15:46,044
15 cents a week, and if you
say hello to me in school,

368
00:15:46,046 --> 00:15:47,446
I'll say hello back.

369
00:15:47,448 --> 00:15:49,415
Deal.

370
00:15:51,259 --> 00:15:54,944
Connie, I need to apologize.

371
00:15:54,947 --> 00:15:57,420
Oh, that's okay. Don't worry about it.

372
00:15:57,423 --> 00:15:59,391
No, I am worrying about it.

373
00:15:59,393 --> 00:16:03,028
I didn't realize that with you
and I being in a relationship,

374
00:16:03,030 --> 00:16:05,522
me wearing your dead husband's clothes

375
00:16:05,525 --> 00:16:08,367
would be emotionally
challenging for you.

376
00:16:08,369 --> 00:16:11,295
All right, apology accepted.

377
00:16:11,298 --> 00:16:12,696
Thank you.

378
00:16:16,673 --> 00:16:18,351
Are you okay?

379
00:16:21,347 --> 00:16:25,683
I guess I just didn't expect
that getting rid of my...

380
00:16:25,686 --> 00:16:29,455
my husband's stuff was
gonna hit me so hard.

381
00:16:32,092 --> 00:16:35,061
He must have been a wonderful man.

382
00:16:36,764 --> 00:16:38,363
Well, he had his moments.

383
00:16:38,365 --> 00:16:42,668
He was married to a wonderful
woman, so that says a lot.

384
00:16:43,737 --> 00:16:45,838
You're pretty wonderful yourself.

385
00:16:46,906 --> 00:16:49,207
Thank you.

386
00:16:49,210 --> 00:16:53,378
Now, let's talk about
this hula girl lamp.

387
00:16:53,380 --> 00:16:55,547
What's your best price?

388
00:16:55,549 --> 00:16:57,783
It's my gift to you.

389
00:16:57,785 --> 00:16:59,218
Nice haggle.

390
00:16:59,220 --> 00:17:01,453
Nice mullet.

391
00:17:02,793 --> 00:17:04,170
Thanks again.

392
00:17:04,173 --> 00:17:06,592
Real sorry about this.

393
00:17:06,594 --> 00:17:08,353
What were you thinking?

394
00:17:08,356 --> 00:17:09,795
I got bored.

395
00:17:09,797 --> 00:17:11,029
'Cause you're a baby.

396
00:17:11,031 --> 00:17:12,195
What happened?

397
00:17:12,198 --> 00:17:13,530
Everything's fine.

398
00:17:13,533 --> 00:17:14,978
They just wandered off.

399
00:17:14,981 --> 00:17:17,035
Hey, Linda, nice to see you.

400
00:17:18,038 --> 00:17:19,571
George, Sheldon's dad.

401
00:17:19,573 --> 00:17:21,773
Oh, sure, yes. Hi.

402
00:17:21,775 --> 00:17:25,344
Well, good to see you folks.

403
00:17:25,346 --> 00:17:27,079
Take care.

404
00:17:29,383 --> 00:17:33,051
Did you know that her
parents are getting a divorce?

405
00:17:33,053 --> 00:17:35,120
Just keep walking. Keep walking.

406
00:17:40,127 --> 00:17:42,725
What... what is that for?

407
00:17:42,728 --> 00:17:44,795
Well, can't I appreciate my wife?

408
00:17:44,798 --> 00:17:46,431
What did you do now?

409
00:17:46,433 --> 00:17:47,897
I didn't do anything.

410
00:17:47,900 --> 00:17:49,668
Want to hear something cool?

411
00:17:49,670 --> 00:17:52,070
Sheldon skipped out of that lecture

412
00:17:52,072 --> 00:17:54,907
with that little Paige girl,
snuck into a closed exhibit.

413
00:17:54,909 --> 00:17:57,225
- You're kidding.
- True.

414
00:17:57,228 --> 00:18:00,647
Even got, uh, "arrested"
by the museum security cops.

415
00:18:00,650 --> 00:18:02,414
Why would you think that's cool?

416
00:18:02,416 --> 00:18:04,383
Sheldon got into trouble with a girl!

417
00:18:04,385 --> 00:18:06,451
I'm bursting with pride.

418
00:18:07,988 --> 00:18:10,589
You know what? I don't
want to talk about it.

419
00:18:10,591 --> 00:18:13,392
There, right there.

420
00:18:13,394 --> 00:18:15,394
That's why I love you.

421
00:18:24,144 --> 00:18:25,877
You gonna eat your beans?

422
00:18:25,879 --> 00:18:28,313
Yeah, I'm gonna eat my beans. Duh.

423
00:18:28,315 --> 00:18:29,714
What about your tots?

424
00:18:29,716 --> 00:18:31,407
- Those, too.
- Georgie!

425
00:18:31,410 --> 00:18:32,717
Just eat your own dinner.

426
00:18:32,720 --> 00:18:33,751
Dad?

427
00:18:33,753 --> 00:18:35,119
Can't have my tots, either!

428
00:18:45,528 --> 00:18:51,505
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