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Credits

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October was always
my favorite month.

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It was that misty season

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when everyone embraced
the weird and scary.

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Our little town
was no different.

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I was just a kid back then.

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Me and all the other
children were preparing

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for the greatest
night of the year.

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But this Halloween
was different,

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and it would change
us all forever.

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Whoa!

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What the...

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Hey, who left their
scooter here, m'kay?

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Whose damn scooter is this?

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It isn't anybody's!

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They're e-scooters.
Anyone can use 'em.

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E-scooters?

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Yeah. See?

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There's a bunch here and
a bunch more down there.

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Ohh!

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Everyone can use them
to get around town, you know?

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Leave 'em where they want
for the next person.

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Well, where the hell did
they all come from?!

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Nobody knows.

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So, anyone can use them?

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Yeah. I think they just
work with your cellphone.

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How?

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Oh, yeah, it has one of
those little scan thingies.

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Let me see.

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Yeah, dude, it's
downloading an app!

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Cool!

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Uh, It wants a
credit card number.

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You want to use your
mom's or my mom's?

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Let's do your mom's.

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3715-523...

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Is that an Amex?

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Yeah. You want a Visa?

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8292-438-776-6507.

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Expiration?

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12/23.

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- Security co...
- 921.

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Dude, it worked!

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How is it, dude?

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Pretty stupid, but sweet!

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Oh, my God. Dude.

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Oh, my God! What?

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We should use these things to
trick or treat on Halloween!

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Hey, yeah! We could cover
so much more ground!

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We'd get, like, more
candy than anybody.

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Everybody get the app!

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This is gonna be the
best Halloween ever!

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Oh, wait, guys. I
don't have a phone.

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Oh, yeah, Kenny doesn't have
a phone 'cause he's poor.

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Oh.

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Well, that's okay.
We'll figure it out.

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We always do!

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All right!

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What...?

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What the [bleep]
is going on in...?

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How can I help you?

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I'm just gettin' my
Halloween candy.

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Want to make sure to get enough.

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Last year, I ran out, and the
kids egged my house. M'kay?

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Yeah, you don't want to run
out of candy on Halloween.

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I'll take three large bags
each of Snickers Fun Size,

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Payday Bite Size,
Almond Joy Snack Size,

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and Reese's Teenie Weenie Size.
M'kay?

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Sounds like you want
to be prepared.

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Hey, c-can I ask you something?

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W-What's up with all
these damn scooters?

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Oh, I think you get
an app on your phone

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and you can use
them all over town.

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No, but, like, where
did they come from?

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You know, it's like one
day, everything was fine,

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and the next, there were these
[bleep] scooters everywhere.

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You don't like scooters?

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I just think people
should drive, m'kay?

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I don't think people
should scoot.

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I just... I just hope the
future isn't scootin'.

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Well, they seem
pretty convenient.

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What can be so wrong about that?

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Happy Halloween.

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Whoo-hoo!

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Hey, dude! Check it out!
I got my pail.

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Great. Cool. You got your pail.

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Yup!

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Come on in, Kenny. Let's talk.

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Go ahead. Take a seat, Ken.

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Okay, Kenny, here's the deal.

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Uh, you know that we
have this awesome plan

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to trick or treat on
e-scooters this year.

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You... don't have a phone.

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Kenny, we've been talking,

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and the truth is,
without a scooter,

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you're just gonna slow us down.

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It's probably best

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you trick or treat with
someone else this year.

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But we always trick
or treat together.

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Yeah, but that's just it, Kenny.

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To use a scooter, you have
to have a phone, and...

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I mean, if we're
waiting for you,

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we're gonna be as slow
as all the other kids.

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It's like... you know.

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Guys, please.

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Look, Kenny, I always
told you that one day,

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being poor was gonna
catch up with you.

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Okay? But you didn't
want to listen.

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You just kept on being poor,

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and now it's Halloween, and
you don't have a cellphone.

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Okay, okay. Cartman,
that's not the point.

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He needs to hear this, Kyle.

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You know, people are just poor,

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and they think it's
not gonna come back

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- to bite them in the ass.
- That's enough, dude!

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We're sorry, Kenny. It's just...

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This awesome plan to
get shitloads of candy

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doesn't... work with you.

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Shouldn't have been poor, Kenny.

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? There was a wee cooper
what lived in Fife?

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? Knickety, knackety,
noo noo noo?

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? Hey, willy-wallacky,
hey, John Dougal?

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? A lane quo rooshety
roo roo roo?

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Whoa, shit! M'kay!

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Hey, you had a
goddamn red light!

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Sorry.

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Jesus Christ.

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Hey!

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- Sorry.
- What the hell?

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Look at my car! Who's
gonna pay for...

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- Sorry, dude!
- God damn it!

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Get off the God damn
streets with those things!

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Sorry, bro!

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Sorry, dude.

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Oh [bleep] me!

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As soon as the
school bell rings,

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we find the nearest scooters
and begin trick or treating

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in Butters' neighborhood here.

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Then at 3:00 p.m., we...

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Shit!

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Cover it! Cover it!

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Oh. Hey, Kenny.

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Hey, dude. Uh, look.

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I was wondering,

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do you think I could trick or
treat with you guys this year?

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You wanna trick
or treat with us?

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What about Stan and
Kyle and those guys?

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Oh, you know, I just thought I'd
switch it up this year, ha ha.

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Yeah, look. Don't tell
anybody, but, um...

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we're gonna trick or treat
on e-scooters this year.

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We're seriously gonna
rake in the candy.

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Problem is, e-scooters
work with a phone,

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and pretty sure you
don't h-have...

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I won't slow you guys down.
I swear!

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Dude, it's trick or treat.

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It's not something we're willing
to just mess around with, okay?

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Good luck.

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What the hell?

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Aah!

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Agh!

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Sorry, dude.

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God damn it, where'd
you get that?

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Oh,
they're all over, dude.

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Super convenient. Try it out.

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Hey, guys!

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So, listen!

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I was thinking

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maybe I'd trick or treat
with guys this year!

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You wanna trick or treat with us?
Why?

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Oh, you know!

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Just trying to be gender neutral!
Ha ha ha.

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So, uh, you guys think
you're gonna get

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a lot of candy trick
or treating this year?

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We're gonna get a
butt load of candy!

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Shh! Butters, don't
tell them our secret.

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Oh, we have a
little secret, too!

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But we're not gonna tell people
'cause they're gonna copy us,

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so
let's just leave it at that.

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Fine by us.

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So what are you gonna
be for Halloween?

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Be?

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I'm gonna be on an e-scooter
taking all your candy!

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That's what I'm gonna be!

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- Dude!
- Sorry!

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Hey, wait. That's
what we're doing!

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- What?
- Hold on!

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You guys are using e-scooters
on Halloween, too?

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Oh, you jerks found out

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the girls are all trick or
treating on e-scooters,

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and you stole our idea!

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Okay. Hold on!

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This is bullcrap!

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It was the day before Halloween.

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All of our parents
were gathered together

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to try and stop a nightmare
from coming true.

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All right, everyone.
Quiet, please.

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We have a community
crisis on our hands,

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and it's my job to
keep you informed.

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As you know, there's been a rise

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in the use of
e-scooters in our town.

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Officer Brown is head of
crisis control. Officer?

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We have inside information
that kids everywhere

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are going to be using e-scooters
for tricks or treats.

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Now, with these things,
kids and teens can cover

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a lot of ground in
very little time.

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They can hit more houses
than ever before.

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Because of the scooters,
we also expect

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that people from all the
neighboring counties

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will commute for tricks
or treats in our town.

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Because of all of
this, we believe

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each household needs
to be prepared

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with at least $6,000
worth of candy.

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Well, that's ridiculous!

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We... We can't all
buy that much candy!

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Let's just get rid
of those scooters!

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- Yeah! -That's right!
- Let's do it!

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You can't get rid of 'em!

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I tried!

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You all just sat there

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while those things piled
up on our sidewalks.

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You all rode 'em around, m'kay?
I saw you.

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You could have used your cars,
but you just had to scoot!

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And now tricks or
treats is here!

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Well,
I'll tell you one thing...

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I'm not gonna let my house
get egged this year

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for not having enough candy!

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So what are we gonna do?!

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We gotta get more candy!

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Shit!

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Get! Go on! Get out of my way!

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Look, I got nothin'
left, all right?

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What did you... G-Give me
some of those Hi-Chews!

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Those are already accounted
for by folks who called in!

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Then let me... let me have
the Whatchamacallits!

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Those are for me! I got
to protect my own house!

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Look, you've got to give me
some more [bleep] candy!

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There's nothin' left here.

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You gotta go somewhere else.

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Where... Where's
the candy, m'kay?

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Candy?

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What aisle is the candy in?

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Aisle 7.

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7! Aisle 7!

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20 Reese's Pieces,
1 Twix, 16 Raisinets...

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Just... Just a minute!

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12 Hot Tamales,
half a Nestle Crun...

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Okay, come in!

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What do you want?

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I-I just...

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It's Halloween, and
I should be happy.

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But I'm not happy at all.

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Wait. Are you here
for counseling?

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Yeah! What should I do?

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I'm gonna miss trick-or-treating.
It sucks.

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00:13:40,543 --> 00:13:43,472
Do you realize it's about to
be World War Three out there?!

255
00:13:43,497 --> 00:13:45,265
We have bigger problems!

256
00:13:45,290 --> 00:13:47,592
Consider yourself lucky, m'kay?

257
00:13:47,617 --> 00:13:50,830
Everyone's gonna be scootin',
and there's no way to stop it.

258
00:13:50,854 --> 00:13:53,590
Why are you the one kid who
doesn't want to use them?

259
00:13:53,623 --> 00:13:56,413
I can't use one. I
don't have a phone.

260
00:13:57,256 --> 00:13:58,375
What do you mean?

261
00:13:58,400 --> 00:14:00,886
Y-You can't use those
things without a phone?

262
00:14:00,911 --> 00:14:02,730
No. It sucks.

263
00:14:02,755 --> 00:14:05,414
Halloween was used to be
a night without phones.

264
00:14:05,995 --> 00:14:08,571
But, Kenny, if
that's true, then...

265
00:14:08,605 --> 00:14:10,774
could there be a way
to cut the connection?

266
00:14:10,807 --> 00:14:12,142
I don't know. I guess.

267
00:14:12,176 --> 00:14:13,318
Wait a minute.

268
00:14:13,343 --> 00:14:14,778
Take down the cellphone tower.

269
00:14:14,811 --> 00:14:16,913
Then nobody has a
phone on Halloween!

270
00:14:16,946 --> 00:14:18,581
Jesus! You really think
that could work?!

271
00:14:18,615 --> 00:14:21,317
Yeah I just have to ride 30
minutes outside of town!

272
00:14:21,351 --> 00:14:23,586
Oh, wait. I can't.

273
00:14:23,620 --> 00:14:24,921
I don't have a scooter.

274
00:14:24,954 --> 00:14:27,437
No. You don't need a scooter.

275
00:14:27,462 --> 00:14:30,193
'Cause I got a [bleep]in' car.

276
00:14:39,505 --> 00:14:40,473
Hello?

277
00:14:40,498 --> 00:14:41,905
Hey, Randy.

278
00:14:41,938 --> 00:14:43,306
Linda and I, we...

279
00:14:43,331 --> 00:14:45,791
We were talking about how we
never see you guys anymore,

280
00:14:45,816 --> 00:14:47,388
and we were thinking
we'd hang out with you

281
00:14:47,413 --> 00:14:48,611
for Halloween.

282
00:14:48,946 --> 00:14:50,377
Oh, I see.

283
00:14:50,437 --> 00:14:52,480
You want a place to hide
on Halloween night,

284
00:14:52,505 --> 00:14:54,651
and you thought out here on
the farm, you'd be safe.

285
00:14:55,007 --> 00:14:58,029
Well, that and we really
want to hang with you guys.

286
00:14:58,290 --> 00:14:59,923
Yes!

287
00:14:59,956 --> 00:15:02,937
You think them fancy e-scooters
don't make it out here?

288
00:15:02,962 --> 00:15:05,718
We're gonna be bombarded
just like you city folk.

289
00:15:06,472 --> 00:15:10,700
Then please, Randy, could we
just borrow a little candy?

290
00:15:10,734 --> 00:15:12,836
I got to keep what I have.

291
00:15:12,869 --> 00:15:14,804
Please, Randy, the
stores are all out!

292
00:15:14,838 --> 00:15:16,039
Just a few Milky Ways

293
00:15:16,072 --> 00:15:18,208
to get us through the first
couple hours, please!

294
00:15:18,241 --> 00:15:19,352
We can cut 'em up! We can...

295
00:15:19,376 --> 00:15:20,953
We can hand them out
little pieces at a time!

296
00:15:20,977 --> 00:15:23,012
I got to protect my own, Stotch.

297
00:15:23,046 --> 00:15:24,696
I'm sorry.

298
00:15:28,703 --> 00:15:30,186
What are we going to do?!

299
00:15:30,220 --> 00:15:31,955
It's okay, Linda! It's okay!

300
00:15:31,988 --> 00:15:33,656
On Halloween night, I'll...

301
00:15:33,690 --> 00:15:36,059
I'll just get one of
those e-scooters myself.

302
00:15:36,092 --> 00:15:37,444
I'll go around, and
I'll trick-or-treat.

303
00:15:37,469 --> 00:15:38,512
I'll... I'll get a bunch of...

304
00:15:38,537 --> 00:15:39,838
No, you can't leave me alone!

305
00:15:39,863 --> 00:15:41,431
I'll get a bunch
of candy, Linda,

306
00:15:41,464 --> 00:15:43,509
and I'll bring it back to our
house for us to hand out!

307
00:15:43,885 --> 00:15:45,635
It's going to be okay.

308
00:16:04,905 --> 00:16:06,407
Ugh!

309
00:16:18,543 --> 00:16:21,171
Here! Here, take it!
Just take it!

310
00:16:21,204 --> 00:16:24,040
Oh, God! Sheila,
more 3 Musketeers!

311
00:16:24,074 --> 00:16:25,442
We're out of those!

312
00:16:25,475 --> 00:16:28,211
We can't be out! There
has to be more!

313
00:16:28,244 --> 00:16:31,843
Jesus Christ! Where'd all these
other people come from?!

314
00:16:31,868 --> 00:16:36,140
We have to get more candy than
anyone else, even if we die!

315
00:16:49,255 --> 00:16:51,281
The tower should be just
up over that ridge.

316
00:16:51,306 --> 00:16:53,805
Let's just hope to
hell this works.

317
00:16:55,076 --> 00:16:57,111
What gives them the right, huh?

318
00:16:57,136 --> 00:17:00,583
I mean some big company came
and dumped a bunch of scooters

319
00:17:00,608 --> 00:17:03,482
everywhere without asking
anyone if it was okay.

320
00:17:03,507 --> 00:17:06,762
Yeah, people don't even care
if shit's dumped everywhere.

321
00:17:06,787 --> 00:17:08,555
Everyone just loves technology.

322
00:17:08,580 --> 00:17:10,060
Yeah, you're right.

323
00:17:10,085 --> 00:17:13,150
You're a good kid, Kenny.
I always thought so.

324
00:17:13,175 --> 00:17:16,590
I know we kind of all
forget about you sometimes,

325
00:17:16,615 --> 00:17:18,884
but you're smart
and compassionate.

326
00:17:18,918 --> 00:17:21,968
You might even make a
good counselor someday.

327
00:17:21,993 --> 00:17:23,733
Whoa!

328
00:17:23,966 --> 00:17:25,298
Sorry, dude!

329
00:17:25,546 --> 00:17:28,406
- Trick or treat.
- Trick or treat.

330
00:17:28,431 --> 00:17:31,004
Keep going Ned! Don't
you give up on me!

331
00:17:31,029 --> 00:17:33,317
Move it! Get out of my way!
Trick or treat!

332
00:17:33,342 --> 00:17:34,795
The hell you doing, Stotch?

333
00:17:34,820 --> 00:17:36,305
Happy Halloween! Trick or treat!

334
00:17:36,330 --> 00:17:38,666
You're just trying to get
our candy for your house!

335
00:17:38,691 --> 00:17:39,665
That's not true.

336
00:17:39,690 --> 00:17:41,659
You don't even have a costume!

337
00:17:41,684 --> 00:17:44,336
Yes I do! I'm Meagan Kelly!
Now trick or treat!

338
00:17:44,610 --> 00:17:46,672
That's it! I can't go anymore!

339
00:17:46,697 --> 00:17:47,880
Keep moving, Kyle!

340
00:17:47,905 --> 00:17:50,017
Dude, we can't carry
any more candy!

341
00:17:50,042 --> 00:17:52,075
All right, over here. Come on!

342
00:17:55,362 --> 00:17:56,597
What are we doing?

343
00:17:56,622 --> 00:17:58,287
We got to make room for more candy.
Come on.

344
00:17:58,312 --> 00:17:59,939
Eat as much as you can.

345
00:18:01,434 --> 00:18:03,857
I don't... I don't know
if I can keep doing this.

346
00:18:03,882 --> 00:18:05,317
Yes, you can, Kyle!

347
00:18:05,342 --> 00:18:07,382
I have any more...

348
00:18:18,080 --> 00:18:19,909
Find a way inside!
I'll climb the tower!

349
00:18:19,934 --> 00:18:21,764
Okay, sounds good!

350
00:18:24,994 --> 00:18:26,529
Jesus Christ!

351
00:18:26,554 --> 00:18:28,586
Chh, chh, chh, haa, haa, haa.

352
00:18:28,611 --> 00:18:30,487
I'm all out of
candy, all right?!

353
00:18:30,512 --> 00:18:32,147
Go look somewhere else!

354
00:18:32,525 --> 00:18:34,523
We're not here for
tricks or treats!

355
00:18:34,548 --> 00:18:36,584
Yeah, sure! That's what
the last people said.

356
00:18:36,730 --> 00:18:39,229
Then they dumped my entire
bowl in a pillow case!

357
00:18:39,254 --> 00:18:41,149
Dude, relax. It's okay.

358
00:18:41,174 --> 00:18:43,048
I'm just a security
guard, all right?

359
00:18:43,073 --> 00:18:45,851
We never even used to have
trick-or-treaters out this far!

360
00:18:45,876 --> 00:18:49,046
That's why we have to take
down this cellphone tower...

361
00:18:49,071 --> 00:18:50,906
To stop the scooters.

362
00:18:51,277 --> 00:18:55,211
Jason, I'm a counselor.
You need to trust me.

363
00:19:02,021 --> 00:19:04,757
There's a bowl of Rice Krispie
treats at the side door!

364
00:19:04,782 --> 00:19:06,459
The side door, you animals!

365
00:19:06,484 --> 00:19:07,499
Detective, look!

366
00:19:07,524 --> 00:19:09,429
We are two hours ahead here.

367
00:19:09,454 --> 00:19:12,685
New York has
completely run out of candy!

368
00:19:15,118 --> 00:19:17,826
Butters? We've lost butters!

369
00:19:17,851 --> 00:19:19,252
Oh, God. Butters!

370
00:19:27,904 --> 00:19:30,424
We're never going to
have enough candy!

371
00:19:39,325 --> 00:19:41,127
Okay, that's got it!

372
00:19:41,160 --> 00:19:42,535
All right, Kenny!

373
00:19:42,560 --> 00:19:45,935
Let's see you do this
with a goddamn scooter!

374
00:19:54,073 --> 00:19:55,441
Whoa!

375
00:20:19,227 --> 00:20:21,801
And just like that, it was over.

376
00:20:22,372 --> 00:20:24,207
Nobody knew what happened.

377
00:20:24,232 --> 00:20:26,234
They only knew their
phones didn't work.

378
00:20:26,259 --> 00:20:28,441
Does anyone have a signal?

379
00:20:28,466 --> 00:20:32,158
No scooters, no
texting, not even GPS.

380
00:20:32,225 --> 00:20:34,594
It was like the old Halloween.

381
00:20:34,619 --> 00:20:36,131
And
I can't get an Uber home!

382
00:20:36,156 --> 00:20:39,025
Mr. Mackey was able to
get back to the town

383
00:20:39,050 --> 00:20:42,358
and offer counseling to
everyone who needed it.

384
00:20:43,427 --> 00:20:44,927
And as for me,

385
00:20:44,952 --> 00:20:48,422
I was able to
spend the rest of the night with my friends

386
00:20:48,447 --> 00:20:50,822
because we were all equal again.

387
00:20:50,847 --> 00:20:52,024
Trick or treat.

388
00:20:52,231 --> 00:20:53,896
Trick or treat!

389
00:20:54,557 --> 00:20:56,235
It was the last Halloween

390
00:20:56,275 --> 00:20:58,784
that still felt like Halloween.

391
00:20:58,809 --> 00:21:02,552
It was the last
time it was good.

392
00:21:02,645 --> 00:21:09,071
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