1 00:00:50,921 --> 00:00:52,504 It's over. 2 00:00:53,937 --> 00:00:55,825 We know who you are. 3 00:00:56,982 --> 00:00:59,286 Your allies are all dead. 4 00:00:59,909 --> 00:01:01,130 You failed. 5 00:01:01,566 --> 00:01:04,333 I've already proven to you that I can defy death. 6 00:01:04,388 --> 00:01:05,880 I'm just gonna bring her back. 7 00:01:05,883 --> 00:01:09,901 And when I do, my Ms. Mead will stand by me as we watch you die. 8 00:01:09,903 --> 00:01:12,971 You can certainly go to Hell, but you won't find her there. 9 00:01:13,591 --> 00:01:14,906 What have you done? 10 00:01:15,153 --> 00:01:18,192 Her soul is hidden by a spell only I can break. 11 00:01:18,622 --> 00:01:20,249 You'll never see her again. 12 00:01:22,556 --> 00:01:23,705 You're alone. 13 00:01:24,200 --> 00:01:25,734 I'm never alone. 14 00:01:27,067 --> 00:01:28,737 I have my father. 15 00:01:28,739 --> 00:01:30,380 Where is he now? 16 00:01:30,575 --> 00:01:32,140 Why did he let this happen? 17 00:01:32,598 --> 00:01:34,676 You don't have to follow this path 18 00:01:34,703 --> 00:01:36,704 your father laid out for you. 19 00:01:36,747 --> 00:01:38,747 You can write your own destiny. 20 00:01:39,184 --> 00:01:41,348 You can still turn away. 21 00:01:42,333 --> 00:01:44,372 There's humanity in you. 22 00:01:44,772 --> 00:01:46,098 I see it. 23 00:01:49,114 --> 00:01:51,160 If you come with me, 24 00:01:52,384 --> 00:01:54,418 maybe we can find it. 25 00:01:58,963 --> 00:02:00,286 Together. 26 00:02:13,848 --> 00:02:15,388 Somehow, 27 00:02:16,811 --> 00:02:19,561 some way, I am gonna bring her back. 28 00:02:20,162 --> 00:02:23,576 And then I'm gonna kill every last one of you. 29 00:03:33,204 --> 00:03:38,071 www.subtitulamos.tv 30 00:04:20,744 --> 00:04:23,072 I'm not going any further. 31 00:04:24,614 --> 00:04:28,500 Father, tell me what to do, and I'll do it. 32 00:04:32,505 --> 00:04:36,174 I'm not leaving this circle until you talk to me. 33 00:04:36,330 --> 00:04:38,710 They're gone. The warlocks, 34 00:04:39,509 --> 00:04:40,963 my Ms. Mead... 35 00:04:43,517 --> 00:04:47,580 Burned alive at the stake by the witches. 36 00:04:49,330 --> 00:04:51,275 Until nothing was left 37 00:04:51,674 --> 00:04:54,549 but ash and smoke. 38 00:05:00,123 --> 00:05:02,493 You tell me what to do... 39 00:05:04,682 --> 00:05:06,538 or you let me die here. 40 00:05:13,892 --> 00:05:16,416 _ 41 00:05:31,721 --> 00:05:33,822 Would you like a grape Fanta? 42 00:05:34,755 --> 00:05:37,025 Would you like a grape Fanta? 43 00:05:37,471 --> 00:05:40,955 - No, I'm on a mission. - You're hungry. 44 00:05:41,150 --> 00:05:42,412 You need nourishment. 45 00:05:42,439 --> 00:05:44,898 Take an apple. It's so juicy. 46 00:05:45,299 --> 00:05:46,843 It's so juicy. 47 00:05:47,343 --> 00:05:49,983 I have to talk to my father. 48 00:05:50,010 --> 00:05:52,642 You don't have... you don't have to do anything. All are welcome. 49 00:05:52,669 --> 00:05:54,359 Come to the light. 50 00:05:55,645 --> 00:05:57,023 Leave me alone. 51 00:05:57,050 --> 00:05:58,274 You left me to die? 52 00:05:58,641 --> 00:06:00,708 Why you do this to me? 53 00:06:00,777 --> 00:06:03,367 You left me to die? To burn. 54 00:06:03,394 --> 00:06:04,593 To burn. 55 00:06:04,814 --> 00:06:06,312 I'm afraid. 56 00:06:06,339 --> 00:06:07,338 I'm afraid. 57 00:06:07,365 --> 00:06:09,140 You're not real. 58 00:06:10,536 --> 00:06:12,470 None of this is real. 59 00:06:12,538 --> 00:06:14,140 Don't listen to her. 60 00:06:14,868 --> 00:06:16,969 You've done a great job. 61 00:06:17,197 --> 00:06:18,229 No. 62 00:06:18,687 --> 00:06:20,062 I failed. 63 00:06:20,513 --> 00:06:23,585 I'm lost. I don't understand my purpose. 64 00:06:23,875 --> 00:06:25,848 You're everything we expected. 65 00:06:25,875 --> 00:06:28,403 The Alpha and the Omega. 66 00:06:28,405 --> 00:06:30,872 Who is, who was, 67 00:06:31,648 --> 00:06:33,608 and who is to come. 68 00:06:34,001 --> 00:06:35,167 Liar! 69 00:06:36,361 --> 00:06:38,311 God loves you. 70 00:06:50,493 --> 00:06:51,984 Are you my father? 71 00:07:10,913 --> 00:07:14,183 What do you want from me?! 72 00:07:14,567 --> 00:07:17,074 What am I supposed to do?! 73 00:07:18,269 --> 00:07:20,822 Fuck am I supposed to do? 74 00:08:04,546 --> 00:08:05,850 You lost? 75 00:08:29,689 --> 00:08:32,556 People. Listen the fuck up. 76 00:08:32,583 --> 00:08:36,013 Just because we have a president who's a total douchenozzle 77 00:08:36,040 --> 00:08:38,533 and global warming is getting worse, 78 00:08:38,560 --> 00:08:42,119 that doesn't mean you can sit here on your lazy asses 79 00:08:42,146 --> 00:08:44,939 and holler out a few "Hail Satans." 80 00:08:44,941 --> 00:08:46,741 You think end-time's just gonna show up 81 00:08:46,809 --> 00:08:48,543 like a herpes sore? 82 00:08:48,545 --> 00:08:52,259 So tired of preaching to the goddamn choir. 83 00:08:52,286 --> 00:08:54,552 What aren't you getting? 84 00:08:54,728 --> 00:08:56,400 You know the drill. 85 00:08:56,427 --> 00:08:59,879 The Antichrist is gonna ride in on a wave of sin, 86 00:08:59,906 --> 00:09:03,369 and all we have here is a weak piss dribble. 87 00:09:03,396 --> 00:09:06,128 Somebody, please help me out. 88 00:09:06,155 --> 00:09:08,769 I'm about ready to gouge out my own eyes so I don't have to look 89 00:09:08,796 --> 00:09:12,253 at this weak-ass congregation anymore. 90 00:09:12,669 --> 00:09:15,222 I need to hear some sins. 91 00:09:15,555 --> 00:09:19,136 I need to feel we're making way for him. 92 00:09:19,932 --> 00:09:21,198 You. 93 00:09:22,121 --> 00:09:23,545 What are your sins? 94 00:09:23,613 --> 00:09:26,464 What did you do to usher him in this week? 95 00:09:26,491 --> 00:09:29,136 I stole a hundred dollars from my register at work. 96 00:09:29,163 --> 00:09:32,156 Seriously? A fucking rounding error? 97 00:09:32,183 --> 00:09:35,640 You think that's gonna open up the Gates of Hell? 98 00:09:35,708 --> 00:09:38,025 I slept with my wife's sister. 99 00:09:38,052 --> 00:09:41,347 I've seen bad face-lifts that are more evil than you. 100 00:09:42,715 --> 00:09:44,665 You want to know what I did this week? 101 00:09:44,668 --> 00:09:47,300 You want to be inspired? 102 00:09:47,643 --> 00:09:51,417 You want to know how I'm helping bring end-times? 103 00:09:51,444 --> 00:09:53,441 I robbed a nursing home 104 00:09:53,509 --> 00:09:57,359 and I gave all the money to the NRA. 105 00:09:57,386 --> 00:10:00,620 Next week I need to feel some evil. 106 00:10:00,972 --> 00:10:04,702 I need to be repulsed. 107 00:10:04,704 --> 00:10:08,439 I need to feel sick to my stomach. 108 00:10:08,508 --> 00:10:11,476 I want to be inspired! 109 00:10:13,573 --> 00:10:15,579 Whatever. Okay. 110 00:10:16,065 --> 00:10:18,854 Let's speak in tongues for a hot sec and... 111 00:10:19,323 --> 00:10:21,536 show some respect. 112 00:10:26,383 --> 00:10:28,588 I don't have any money right now. 113 00:10:30,598 --> 00:10:33,127 Or any food from the looks of it. 114 00:10:37,883 --> 00:10:40,164 How long has it been since you ate, kid? 115 00:10:42,075 --> 00:10:43,852 What's it to you? 116 00:10:44,580 --> 00:10:45,747 Just... 117 00:10:45,878 --> 00:10:48,836 trying to help out a fellow believer. 118 00:10:50,562 --> 00:10:51,709 You know... 119 00:10:52,211 --> 00:10:54,344 after the service... 120 00:10:55,922 --> 00:10:57,805 I could fix you something. 121 00:10:58,266 --> 00:11:00,941 My place is only a couple of blocks from here. 122 00:11:01,860 --> 00:11:04,545 That's actually really nice of you. 123 00:11:05,143 --> 00:11:06,859 What can I say? 124 00:11:08,368 --> 00:11:10,635 Nobody's perfect. 125 00:11:29,379 --> 00:11:31,108 What's your name, kid? 126 00:11:35,425 --> 00:11:36,639 Michael. 127 00:11:37,234 --> 00:11:39,167 You must have been starving. 128 00:11:39,194 --> 00:11:41,674 I seen a lot of young people like you come to our church 129 00:11:41,701 --> 00:11:45,770 off the five stars on Yelp and the free doughnut at check-in. 130 00:11:45,838 --> 00:11:48,506 They all had the same look you do. 131 00:11:48,574 --> 00:11:51,022 Scared. Searching. 132 00:11:51,444 --> 00:11:54,811 Questioning what the hell this all means. 133 00:11:58,093 --> 00:11:59,292 So... 134 00:11:59,959 --> 00:12:01,602 what's your story? 135 00:12:01,803 --> 00:12:04,459 How did you end up all alone 136 00:12:04,486 --> 00:12:07,264 and at our beloved Satan's doorstep? 137 00:12:08,384 --> 00:12:10,452 My father abandoned me. 138 00:12:11,880 --> 00:12:14,131 And my mother tried to kill me. 139 00:12:14,567 --> 00:12:16,420 Humanity... 140 00:12:17,240 --> 00:12:18,793 is shit. 141 00:12:20,147 --> 00:12:23,909 This world is a twisted black hole 142 00:12:23,936 --> 00:12:25,510 of sin and chaos, 143 00:12:25,578 --> 00:12:30,414 and that's why Satanism is the way of the future. 144 00:12:30,858 --> 00:12:34,182 We are the fastest-growing religion in the world, 145 00:12:34,209 --> 00:12:36,987 so we need people like you... 146 00:12:37,014 --> 00:12:39,573 bright, eager, the next generation... 147 00:12:39,642 --> 00:12:42,182 to help spread the word of Lucifer. 148 00:12:42,209 --> 00:12:44,545 'Cause here's the beautiful secret, babe. 149 00:12:44,613 --> 00:12:46,747 Once you embrace that at our core 150 00:12:46,750 --> 00:12:50,468 we are degenerate, rotten beings, 151 00:12:50,536 --> 00:12:52,670 every last one of us... 152 00:12:53,459 --> 00:12:55,018 you'll be free. 153 00:12:56,764 --> 00:12:58,076 Satanism... 154 00:12:58,544 --> 00:13:00,811 is about giving in to your urges, 155 00:13:00,880 --> 00:13:04,732 embracing sin, your true nature. 156 00:13:04,800 --> 00:13:07,772 I sold my soul to the Devil, 157 00:13:08,436 --> 00:13:11,639 and he gave me everything I ever wanted. 158 00:13:12,037 --> 00:13:13,774 You sold your soul? 159 00:13:14,256 --> 00:13:16,511 Did you sign a contract in blood? 160 00:13:16,579 --> 00:13:19,847 I made a deal in a Black Mass, as one does. 161 00:13:20,264 --> 00:13:21,699 Through prayer. 162 00:13:21,767 --> 00:13:24,014 And by prayer... I mean... 163 00:13:24,209 --> 00:13:26,604 killing people... it works. 164 00:13:27,123 --> 00:13:29,807 You're standing in the proof. 165 00:13:29,875 --> 00:13:32,610 I offered up my soul, and... 166 00:13:32,678 --> 00:13:35,342 he gave me all this. 167 00:13:35,369 --> 00:13:37,781 Riches beyond compare. 168 00:13:38,381 --> 00:13:41,369 I've got a... a La-Z-Boy, 169 00:13:41,437 --> 00:13:45,640 a-a cable package with all the premium channels. 170 00:13:45,708 --> 00:13:47,775 I shoot up heroin 171 00:13:47,844 --> 00:13:50,711 as much as I want, and I never get the sweats. 172 00:13:50,713 --> 00:13:53,848 And every Wednesday night Brad Pitt comes over 173 00:13:53,916 --> 00:13:56,233 and fucks me till the sun comes up. 174 00:13:58,154 --> 00:14:01,467 On Friday nights I get Ryan Reynolds. 175 00:14:03,568 --> 00:14:05,951 So that's all it is, then. 176 00:14:10,516 --> 00:14:12,740 Satan is carnal pleasure. 177 00:14:16,797 --> 00:14:18,341 Hell no. 178 00:14:18,529 --> 00:14:20,427 We've got a greater purpose. 179 00:14:20,701 --> 00:14:23,811 We are moving towards the beginning of the end. 180 00:14:23,879 --> 00:14:25,813 Our savior is coming. 181 00:14:25,881 --> 00:14:28,973 The spawn of Satan will 182 00:14:29,193 --> 00:14:31,914 lead us off the cliff and into the end-times. 183 00:14:31,941 --> 00:14:35,573 We just have to make things terrible enough for him to rise. 184 00:14:35,641 --> 00:14:37,741 We are the fetid, 185 00:14:37,744 --> 00:14:39,743 rancid, contaminated soil 186 00:14:39,746 --> 00:14:43,145 from which he will bloom. 187 00:14:43,483 --> 00:14:45,699 And then plunge us 188 00:14:45,768 --> 00:14:47,768 in eternal darkness 189 00:14:47,837 --> 00:14:52,540 so that we can walk with Satan in eternal hellfire. 190 00:14:54,559 --> 00:14:56,844 I hate to break it to you... 191 00:14:56,913 --> 00:14:59,207 but you're waiting in vain. 192 00:15:03,450 --> 00:15:05,824 What are you talking about? 193 00:15:10,110 --> 00:15:12,313 I'm the one you're waiting for. 194 00:15:12,340 --> 00:15:15,216 How dare you blaspheme! 195 00:15:15,243 --> 00:15:18,852 Well, before you kill me, dear believer... 196 00:15:19,329 --> 00:15:20,680 see me. 197 00:15:29,445 --> 00:15:31,055 Hail Satan! 198 00:15:31,747 --> 00:15:34,118 Our savior has risen! 199 00:16:21,494 --> 00:16:22,713 Ladies and gentlemen, 200 00:16:22,781 --> 00:16:26,236 the volunteer All-Sinners choir! 201 00:16:29,706 --> 00:16:33,707 They really know how to raise some hell, don't they, kids? 202 00:16:33,710 --> 00:16:35,658 Hail Satan! 203 00:16:36,646 --> 00:16:40,481 And, you ask, why does it rain every time they sing? 204 00:16:40,549 --> 00:16:43,701 Because God is pissing in his pants. 205 00:16:43,769 --> 00:16:45,455 Hail Satan! 206 00:16:46,884 --> 00:16:49,606 Well, now that we're in the mood, 207 00:16:49,609 --> 00:16:54,095 are you ready for an old-fashioned human sacrifice? 208 00:16:54,319 --> 00:16:56,853 - Yeah! - Black Mass... 209 00:16:57,068 --> 00:16:59,408 you are everything! 210 00:17:08,697 --> 00:17:10,678 This is Leticia. 211 00:17:10,746 --> 00:17:13,092 She is a social worker. 212 00:17:13,119 --> 00:17:15,533 And she's dedicated her entire life 213 00:17:15,560 --> 00:17:18,892 to easing the suffering of those less fortunate. 214 00:17:18,962 --> 00:17:20,604 Bitch, please. 215 00:17:22,474 --> 00:17:23,774 Theodore... 216 00:17:24,111 --> 00:17:27,811 is a lifelong member of Doctors Without Borders. 217 00:17:28,009 --> 00:17:30,361 Isn't that just too precious? 218 00:17:32,835 --> 00:17:35,431 Minus the two of them, I think the world will be 219 00:17:35,458 --> 00:17:37,392 a little bit shittier. 220 00:17:37,773 --> 00:17:40,775 So why waste any more time? 221 00:17:43,612 --> 00:17:45,797 The honor of today's killing 222 00:17:45,824 --> 00:17:48,465 goes to a new member... Phil. 223 00:17:48,907 --> 00:17:50,126 Go, Phil! 224 00:17:51,088 --> 00:17:55,156 Phil, tell us a little something about yourself. 225 00:17:55,607 --> 00:17:58,909 Well, I was the chief accountant at Gawker 226 00:17:58,977 --> 00:18:00,744 before, you know... 227 00:18:00,813 --> 00:18:02,094 that whole thing. 228 00:18:04,407 --> 00:18:06,433 Then my girlfriend left me, 229 00:18:06,436 --> 00:18:08,868 and my life turned to shit... 230 00:18:10,563 --> 00:18:12,573 until I saw the darkness. 231 00:18:13,141 --> 00:18:16,071 Are you ready to pledge your soul to Satan? 232 00:18:16,876 --> 00:18:18,212 Am I ever. 233 00:18:19,598 --> 00:18:21,310 They're all yours. 234 00:18:21,337 --> 00:18:22,547 Hail Satan! 235 00:18:22,574 --> 00:18:24,344 Hail Satan! 236 00:18:25,466 --> 00:18:26,632 Hail Satan. 237 00:18:27,204 --> 00:18:29,407 Don't let me down, Phil. 238 00:18:31,759 --> 00:18:32,813 Wait! 239 00:18:33,712 --> 00:18:36,447 This honor belongs to someone else. 240 00:18:37,266 --> 00:18:39,208 Someone else? 241 00:18:39,235 --> 00:18:40,782 His name is Michael. 242 00:18:41,046 --> 00:18:42,127 He's... 243 00:18:42,876 --> 00:18:44,505 new here. 244 00:18:46,775 --> 00:18:49,052 Well, even if he's willing to sell his soul, 245 00:18:49,079 --> 00:18:50,274 why should he go before...? 246 00:18:50,301 --> 00:18:54,368 Michael doesn't need to sell his soul. 247 00:19:00,222 --> 00:19:02,356 The end-times 248 00:19:02,735 --> 00:19:04,809 are upon us. 249 00:19:09,591 --> 00:19:10,657 Behold. 250 00:19:13,535 --> 00:19:15,336 The mark of the beast. 251 00:19:17,821 --> 00:19:20,071 Is it possible that... 252 00:19:20,315 --> 00:19:21,948 you're the one? 253 00:19:21,975 --> 00:19:23,008 I am. 254 00:19:23,513 --> 00:19:26,118 - Hail Satan. - Hail Satan. 255 00:20:05,604 --> 00:20:07,888 Hail Satan! 256 00:20:26,661 --> 00:20:28,809 Is it too spicy? 257 00:20:29,810 --> 00:20:31,778 No. It's good. 258 00:20:32,349 --> 00:20:33,806 Oh, thank the Dark Lord. 259 00:20:33,833 --> 00:20:35,532 It's my mother's recipe. 260 00:20:35,535 --> 00:20:37,401 Now try the macaroni salad. 261 00:20:37,469 --> 00:20:39,336 No, the turkey meatballs. 262 00:20:39,404 --> 00:20:40,738 May I touch your hair? 263 00:20:40,806 --> 00:20:43,013 Let the kid eat. 264 00:20:43,810 --> 00:20:45,409 Or is something wrong? 265 00:20:45,477 --> 00:20:47,864 What can we get you? What can we do? 266 00:20:48,997 --> 00:20:51,832 I just think everyone should do what you normally do. 267 00:20:52,864 --> 00:20:54,274 Have fun. 268 00:20:54,763 --> 00:20:57,849 Enjoy your Wednesday potluck dinner like always. 269 00:20:58,703 --> 00:21:00,369 You heard him. 270 00:21:00,786 --> 00:21:04,630 Our guest of honor eats at his own pace. 271 00:21:10,033 --> 00:21:13,322 Though I can personally vouch for the spinach lasagna. 272 00:21:13,963 --> 00:21:17,499 It would be the honor of my life to watch you eat it. 273 00:21:17,814 --> 00:21:18,945 So, 274 00:21:19,640 --> 00:21:21,504 what happens next? 275 00:21:24,789 --> 00:21:26,627 Probably your lasagna. 276 00:21:27,455 --> 00:21:31,338 No, I meant on the global annihilation front. 277 00:21:31,406 --> 00:21:32,439 What do we do first? 278 00:21:32,508 --> 00:21:34,158 When do we do it? 279 00:21:35,228 --> 00:21:36,710 I'm not sure. 280 00:21:37,486 --> 00:21:39,646 What do you mean you're not sure? 281 00:21:39,985 --> 00:21:41,799 I don't know what to do, 282 00:21:43,118 --> 00:21:44,283 where to begin. 283 00:21:44,310 --> 00:21:45,736 But you're the Antichrist. 284 00:21:45,804 --> 00:21:47,978 Which people won't let me forget. 285 00:21:49,150 --> 00:21:50,608 Everyone keeps saying that I'm special, 286 00:21:50,676 --> 00:21:53,400 that I'm the only one who can bring about the end-times, 287 00:21:53,427 --> 00:21:56,213 but nobody gave me a fucking instruction manual. 288 00:21:56,392 --> 00:21:58,345 And the one person who always helped me, 289 00:21:58,372 --> 00:22:00,369 who I could always turn to for advice, 290 00:22:00,396 --> 00:22:02,111 she's gone now. 291 00:22:10,718 --> 00:22:12,512 I have no one. 292 00:22:15,023 --> 00:22:18,335 I-I think there's some people you need to see. 293 00:22:21,161 --> 00:22:22,210 Who? 294 00:22:22,441 --> 00:22:23,921 Just trust me. 295 00:22:25,335 --> 00:22:29,613 We are on the precipice of oblivion, Michael. 296 00:22:30,163 --> 00:22:34,882 Now is not the time to bury yourself in doubt. 297 00:22:35,273 --> 00:22:37,504 This person who helped you, 298 00:22:38,304 --> 00:22:39,921 what was her name? 299 00:22:40,968 --> 00:22:42,656 Ms. Miriam Mead. 300 00:22:42,683 --> 00:22:48,398 We have access to private search engines 301 00:22:48,467 --> 00:22:51,265 that can find anyone. 302 00:22:51,656 --> 00:22:54,156 And... there she is. 303 00:22:54,414 --> 00:22:56,314 We'll just go and pick her up. 304 00:22:56,570 --> 00:22:57,952 It's not possible. 305 00:23:00,046 --> 00:23:02,412 I'm not powerful enough to bring her back. 306 00:23:03,554 --> 00:23:05,499 Not anymore, at least. 307 00:23:06,827 --> 00:23:07,876 She's dead. 308 00:23:09,594 --> 00:23:10,968 Dead? 309 00:23:12,808 --> 00:23:15,741 That's something we can work around. 310 00:23:21,491 --> 00:23:25,890 You are the son of Satan. 311 00:23:27,827 --> 00:23:29,439 There is no one 312 00:23:30,343 --> 00:23:31,851 or no thing 313 00:23:33,234 --> 00:23:35,062 you cannot have. 314 00:23:37,148 --> 00:23:40,634 I don't know why you won't just tell me exactly where we're going. 315 00:23:40,702 --> 00:23:43,503 I'm sorry. I'm already a little freaked out 316 00:23:43,506 --> 00:23:47,441 I've said too much. And you being who you are... 317 00:23:47,860 --> 00:23:49,303 It's okay. 318 00:23:49,678 --> 00:23:51,512 You don't have to be nervous around me. 319 00:23:51,580 --> 00:23:53,671 I'm the same guy I was when you met me. 320 00:23:54,163 --> 00:23:56,921 That is so not true. 321 00:23:59,077 --> 00:24:00,403 Just tell me. 322 00:24:00,472 --> 00:24:01,872 Okay. 323 00:24:02,476 --> 00:24:05,409 We are, like, this secret network. 324 00:24:05,477 --> 00:24:07,968 We all know each other. 325 00:24:08,614 --> 00:24:11,681 A secret network of people who sold their souls. 326 00:24:12,176 --> 00:24:13,054 Yeah. 327 00:24:13,435 --> 00:24:14,757 And... 328 00:24:15,249 --> 00:24:18,109 if you think about this network like it's a hotel, 329 00:24:18,136 --> 00:24:22,015 then I am taking you to the penthouse. 330 00:24:22,195 --> 00:24:24,511 No one is gonna pass up a chance 331 00:24:24,513 --> 00:24:27,648 to meet the true son of the most foul. 332 00:24:28,874 --> 00:24:32,984 If there is anyone who can help get you back on track, they can. 333 00:24:57,179 --> 00:24:58,845 You're not coming with me? 334 00:24:59,101 --> 00:25:01,257 They're only interested in you. 335 00:25:02,038 --> 00:25:05,390 Just... go up the path to the entrance. 336 00:25:05,670 --> 00:25:08,398 I really think you're gonna be impressed. 337 00:25:09,398 --> 00:25:11,641 At least I hope so. 338 00:25:12,210 --> 00:25:14,437 Why are you so good to me? 339 00:25:15,343 --> 00:25:18,348 I've waited for you my whole life. 340 00:25:18,350 --> 00:25:20,600 We all have. 341 00:25:20,669 --> 00:25:23,437 - Could I ask you a favor? - Anything. 342 00:25:24,335 --> 00:25:27,507 When you finally talk to your father, 343 00:25:28,038 --> 00:25:31,038 could you maybe put in a good word for me? 344 00:25:31,446 --> 00:25:33,313 When I get to Hell, 345 00:25:33,382 --> 00:25:35,968 I want to be in the lowest circle. 346 00:25:36,218 --> 00:25:37,296 Circle? 347 00:25:37,603 --> 00:25:38,980 However it's structured, 348 00:25:39,007 --> 00:25:41,257 I want to be in the worst part. 349 00:25:41,866 --> 00:25:43,473 Or the best part. 350 00:25:43,475 --> 00:25:47,444 I want to burn in blistering fire 351 00:25:47,512 --> 00:25:50,647 for all eternity in service. 352 00:25:51,976 --> 00:25:53,429 I'll see what I can do. 353 00:25:53,456 --> 00:25:55,429 - Okay? - Okay. 354 00:25:59,091 --> 00:26:01,125 Hail Satan! 355 00:26:24,116 --> 00:26:26,032 Tell me that wasn't the last of it. 356 00:26:26,684 --> 00:26:28,684 I ordered more, bruh. How you coming? 357 00:26:28,711 --> 00:26:30,003 Almost done. 358 00:26:31,883 --> 00:26:33,039 Okay. 359 00:26:33,635 --> 00:26:35,071 Let's try it. 360 00:26:45,203 --> 00:26:48,071 Holy shit, that's way better. What'd you do? 361 00:26:48,139 --> 00:26:50,073 Eh, I tweaked the feedback sensors on the finger joints 362 00:26:50,141 --> 00:26:51,783 and gave the lateral servos a flush. 363 00:26:51,810 --> 00:26:53,569 The next auto-update, all our Tiffany and Bambi users 364 00:26:53,596 --> 00:26:55,345 are going to be very happy. 365 00:26:55,414 --> 00:26:58,643 Fuck yeah, bro. I'm pitching a tent just looking at that. 366 00:27:01,135 --> 00:27:02,479 Oh, shit! 367 00:27:03,291 --> 00:27:06,533 Well, 5,000 of our clients just got their dicks ripped off. 368 00:27:07,744 --> 00:27:09,042 It's okay, it's okay. 369 00:27:09,110 --> 00:27:10,768 - I know what the problem is. - Yeah, I know 370 00:27:10,795 --> 00:27:12,846 what my problem is... I need another fix. 371 00:27:13,588 --> 00:27:15,115 Hey, babe, we're spiraling here. 372 00:27:15,117 --> 00:27:16,682 Do you have an ETA? 373 00:27:16,709 --> 00:27:18,182 Babe? Babe? 374 00:27:18,554 --> 00:27:19,549 Babe? 375 00:27:20,690 --> 00:27:22,272 It's just arriving now. 376 00:27:22,340 --> 00:27:25,108 Terribly sorry for the delay. 377 00:27:25,176 --> 00:27:27,210 I'm so sorry, Ms. Venable. 378 00:27:27,278 --> 00:27:29,690 There was a bad accident on the 101. 379 00:27:29,717 --> 00:27:32,889 Not as bad as the accident that brought you into the world, 380 00:27:32,916 --> 00:27:33,933 I'm sure. 381 00:27:34,002 --> 00:27:35,969 I got back as fast as I could. 382 00:27:35,971 --> 00:27:38,038 You don't have to insult me again. 383 00:27:38,106 --> 00:27:40,307 I certainly don't have to. 384 00:27:40,979 --> 00:27:45,604 But why deny myself one of life's simple pleasures? 385 00:27:47,150 --> 00:27:49,065 Now set that down 386 00:27:49,068 --> 00:27:53,479 and summon all your brain cells to clear your desk. 387 00:27:57,049 --> 00:27:59,447 You can't treat people like this. 388 00:27:59,572 --> 00:28:01,393 I'm gonna report you to HR. 389 00:28:02,994 --> 00:28:05,899 I am HR, bitch. 390 00:28:05,967 --> 00:28:09,235 And everything else that matters around here, too. 391 00:28:09,238 --> 00:28:14,393 Now, do me a favor and get the fuck out of my sight. 392 00:28:32,377 --> 00:28:34,210 Dude, this easy listening music 393 00:28:34,213 --> 00:28:35,946 you're always playing is not helping. 394 00:28:36,014 --> 00:28:37,881 How many times do I have to tell you, 395 00:28:37,949 --> 00:28:39,854 don't knock the playlist, the playlist is everything. 396 00:28:39,881 --> 00:28:43,136 Light rock is soothing for me; it is calming, it is focusing. 397 00:28:43,204 --> 00:28:45,354 Other than cocaine, it is my cocaine. 398 00:28:47,565 --> 00:28:48,686 Yes. 399 00:28:48,713 --> 00:28:51,178 Oh, babe, you're a lifesaver. 400 00:28:51,246 --> 00:28:53,525 Hey, I was working. 401 00:28:53,744 --> 00:28:56,132 Oh, shit. I'm sorry. 402 00:28:56,135 --> 00:28:57,557 I forgot. 403 00:29:09,012 --> 00:29:10,330 Easy. 404 00:29:10,502 --> 00:29:12,232 How do you guys not OD? 405 00:29:13,791 --> 00:29:15,068 Hell if I know. 406 00:29:15,136 --> 00:29:18,248 - Devil of a mystery. - The package of dog feces 407 00:29:18,275 --> 00:29:20,533 is on its way to Mr. Zuckerberg's estate... 408 00:29:20,560 --> 00:29:22,275 fourth-class mail, of course. 409 00:29:22,343 --> 00:29:25,094 Rihanna's people called... she'll be available all weekend, 410 00:29:25,114 --> 00:29:27,113 and I've already purchased the island. 411 00:29:27,116 --> 00:29:29,999 - Oh, nice. - Yes. Ms. Venable. 412 00:29:30,068 --> 00:29:32,035 What would our lives be without you? 413 00:29:32,103 --> 00:29:34,070 Oh, I just can't imagine. 414 00:29:34,073 --> 00:29:36,206 A lot less purple. 415 00:29:36,274 --> 00:29:38,208 Yeah, purple's Ms. Venable's thing. 416 00:29:38,276 --> 00:29:40,971 Just as self-abasement is yours. 417 00:29:46,220 --> 00:29:47,951 Zinger. Yeah. 418 00:29:48,025 --> 00:29:49,169 Lastly, the front desk 419 00:29:49,237 --> 00:29:52,005 says there's a gentleman here to see you. 420 00:29:55,080 --> 00:29:57,043 Apparently he claims to have arranged this meeting 421 00:29:57,112 --> 00:29:59,045 - with you himself. - Uh, yeah. 422 00:29:59,114 --> 00:30:02,650 If you could let him in the private elevator, please? 423 00:30:06,244 --> 00:30:07,416 Certainly. 424 00:30:14,916 --> 00:30:16,969 Don't ever call me "babe." 425 00:30:23,665 --> 00:30:27,329 Sometimes, I swear, she hates our guts. 426 00:30:52,834 --> 00:30:54,260 Dude. 427 00:30:54,397 --> 00:30:55,867 What's up? 428 00:30:56,104 --> 00:30:58,517 Come on in. Dying to meet you. 429 00:30:58,544 --> 00:31:00,656 Madelyn's really been talking you up. 430 00:31:01,055 --> 00:31:04,110 That lady is whacked, right? 431 00:31:04,797 --> 00:31:07,774 But she seems totally convinced that you're The One. 432 00:31:07,801 --> 00:31:10,000 No offense, but I thought you'd be a little bit more jacked. 433 00:31:10,068 --> 00:31:11,836 Like, I was picturing you totally ripped, like... 434 00:31:11,863 --> 00:31:13,774 The Rock when he was, you know, The Rock. 435 00:31:13,801 --> 00:31:16,005 Yeah, that's, like, stereotypical, dude. 436 00:31:16,008 --> 00:31:18,656 - What do you mean? - Yeah, that's not cool. 437 00:31:20,328 --> 00:31:21,758 What's your name again? 438 00:31:22,007 --> 00:31:23,118 Michael. 439 00:31:23,485 --> 00:31:26,110 - Langdon. - Michael Langdon. 440 00:31:26,902 --> 00:31:28,902 I mean, got to admit, that's a little weak, right? 441 00:31:28,970 --> 00:31:30,170 Yeah. 442 00:31:30,238 --> 00:31:32,336 Shouldn't you be like Beelzebub or some shit like that? 443 00:31:33,308 --> 00:31:34,797 Old Scratch? 444 00:31:36,820 --> 00:31:37,969 Dude, dude, dude. 445 00:31:38,079 --> 00:31:39,178 No, no, Dude. Dude. 446 00:31:39,247 --> 00:31:40,555 Dude, dude. No, no, no. 447 00:31:40,582 --> 00:31:42,265 No, no. We believe you. 448 00:31:42,333 --> 00:31:44,879 It... you know, I thought I'd be, like, pissing my pants 449 00:31:44,906 --> 00:31:46,883 or something, and... 450 00:31:47,405 --> 00:31:49,372 I am dry as the Sahara, bro. 451 00:31:49,440 --> 00:31:51,241 Yeah. You got to look at it from our shoes here. 452 00:31:51,309 --> 00:31:54,177 I mean, how do we know you're the Antichrist? 453 00:31:54,245 --> 00:31:56,079 Yeah, how do we know? 454 00:32:13,214 --> 00:32:15,042 Yeah, I mean, that's cool, 455 00:32:15,069 --> 00:32:17,136 but it's just a tattoo on your scalp. 456 00:32:17,163 --> 00:32:20,136 No. It's true. I can feel the darkness. 457 00:32:20,963 --> 00:32:22,852 It's making me sick and it's coming from him. 458 00:32:26,311 --> 00:32:28,027 - Oh, shit! - Holy shit! 459 00:32:34,987 --> 00:32:37,261 - Hail Satan. - Hail Satan. 460 00:32:37,542 --> 00:32:39,072 Hail Satan. 461 00:32:39,140 --> 00:32:42,041 - Hail Satan. - Satan, hail. Satan, hail. 462 00:32:42,044 --> 00:32:43,982 Dude, we owe everything to your old man. 463 00:32:44,009 --> 00:32:46,045 Do you know how much time we wasted doing the Silicon Valley grind 464 00:32:46,048 --> 00:32:48,294 - before we found our faith? - For years we worked 20 hours 465 00:32:48,321 --> 00:32:50,521 a day in R&D for a company whose nondisclosure agreements 466 00:32:50,548 --> 00:32:51,896 prevent us from mentioning by name. 467 00:32:51,923 --> 00:32:53,202 But did Elon give us any credit? 468 00:32:53,271 --> 00:32:54,304 Any opportunity for advancement? 469 00:32:54,372 --> 00:32:56,339 - No! - No! The fix is in, man. 470 00:32:56,341 --> 00:32:59,314 The world is run by prep school failsons and Russian oligarchs. 471 00:32:59,341 --> 00:33:00,209 Everyone else just slaves away 472 00:33:00,212 --> 00:33:01,878 trying to make these rich assholes richer. 473 00:33:01,946 --> 00:33:03,013 - Fuck that shit. - Fuck it. 474 00:33:03,081 --> 00:33:04,200 - Fuck it. - Fuck it. 475 00:33:04,227 --> 00:33:06,065 Why put in the work when there's no reward, right? 476 00:33:06,134 --> 00:33:07,300 And then we learned the secret. 477 00:33:07,369 --> 00:33:09,235 The politicians, the billionaires, the elite... 478 00:33:09,303 --> 00:33:11,564 they all made a deal to work in his service. 479 00:33:11,591 --> 00:33:13,106 - My dad. - Exactly. 480 00:33:13,174 --> 00:33:14,874 That's when we took the plunge, too. 481 00:33:14,942 --> 00:33:16,909 Sold our souls. Did the whole Black Mass thing. 482 00:33:16,912 --> 00:33:19,396 Now, we own a robotics company worth... 483 00:33:19,583 --> 00:33:21,247 Billions. 484 00:33:21,315 --> 00:33:23,740 We inhale booger sugar like it's fucking oxygen, 485 00:33:23,767 --> 00:33:26,200 and we bang Victoria's Secret models every Tuesday. 486 00:33:26,227 --> 00:33:27,360 Fuck yeah. 487 00:33:28,255 --> 00:33:30,206 Thursdays we get Ryan Reynolds. 488 00:33:30,646 --> 00:33:33,669 The point is, it would be an honor to play even 489 00:33:33,696 --> 00:33:35,763 a small role in bringing the cosmic skid mark 490 00:33:35,790 --> 00:33:37,685 that is Planet Earth to a fiery end. 491 00:33:37,712 --> 00:33:39,899 We are your servants, Michael. 492 00:33:39,901 --> 00:33:41,341 Now and forever. 493 00:33:41,970 --> 00:33:45,104 How can we help, even in the most microscopic of ways? 494 00:33:45,107 --> 00:33:47,240 I lost someone very dear to me. 495 00:33:47,771 --> 00:33:49,342 My one true ally. 496 00:33:49,410 --> 00:33:51,021 You want to help? 497 00:33:51,609 --> 00:33:53,359 Bring her back. 498 00:34:04,763 --> 00:34:06,876 You came to the right place. 499 00:34:06,945 --> 00:34:10,779 Our AI tech makes HAL 9000 look like a fucking abacus. 500 00:34:11,005 --> 00:34:12,081 We can whip you up 501 00:34:12,084 --> 00:34:14,067 a new right-hand lickety-split, player. 502 00:34:14,135 --> 00:34:15,234 You can? 503 00:34:15,303 --> 00:34:16,747 Tell us about her. 504 00:34:16,774 --> 00:34:18,435 Everything you can remember. 505 00:34:24,693 --> 00:34:27,388 No. We owe him more than this. 506 00:34:27,983 --> 00:34:31,583 She's gonna be identical, down to her final pube. 507 00:34:31,622 --> 00:34:33,330 No, it's not good enough, bro. 508 00:34:33,357 --> 00:34:35,857 Not when your client is the spawn of Satan. 509 00:34:36,021 --> 00:34:36,783 Think. 510 00:34:36,810 --> 00:34:38,141 - I'm thinking! - Think harder! 511 00:34:38,209 --> 00:34:40,021 - I'm thinking! - Think faster! 512 00:34:42,347 --> 00:34:44,872 We need to make her Mossad. 513 00:34:45,383 --> 00:34:47,568 - Yeah! - Mossad! 514 00:34:47,595 --> 00:34:48,761 Mossad! 515 00:35:22,104 --> 00:35:25,004 240 terabytes of memory, 516 00:35:25,072 --> 00:35:28,477 over 11,000 processor cores. 517 00:35:28,504 --> 00:35:30,965 She could crush Watson at Jeopardy! and kick the asses 518 00:35:30,992 --> 00:35:34,220 - of every roided actor in the Expendables franchise. 519 00:35:34,247 --> 00:35:35,614 She's amazing. 520 00:35:36,700 --> 00:35:38,426 Why is she so cold? 521 00:35:38,544 --> 00:35:41,170 Oh, that'll change with the flip of her "on" switch. 522 00:35:41,239 --> 00:35:43,873 She's got a nanowire-based lithium ion battery. 523 00:35:43,942 --> 00:35:45,911 Basically the Energizer Bunny's wet dream. 524 00:35:46,059 --> 00:35:48,700 We fire her up, she goes on forever. 525 00:35:48,947 --> 00:35:51,790 Just don't tell her she's a biomechanical humanoid. 526 00:35:51,817 --> 00:35:53,299 At least not at first. 527 00:35:53,367 --> 00:35:56,020 It'll send her into the mother of all existential crises. 528 00:35:56,047 --> 00:35:58,629 She could end up killing herself, maybe others. 529 00:35:58,656 --> 00:36:00,879 Seriously, I've seen it happen. 530 00:36:01,270 --> 00:36:03,286 Not worth the headache. 531 00:36:05,512 --> 00:36:07,293 And now... 532 00:36:07,916 --> 00:36:11,825 Kineros Robotics proudly presents... 533 00:36:12,403 --> 00:36:16,934 the Battle-Ax... Miriam Mead 2.0. 534 00:36:20,223 --> 00:36:23,145 Now, don't expect her to be her old self right away. 535 00:36:23,317 --> 00:36:24,715 It's gonna take her time. 536 00:36:24,742 --> 00:36:26,492 She needs to learn from you. 537 00:36:26,866 --> 00:36:28,666 Build a rapport. 538 00:36:28,693 --> 00:36:30,843 Like any relationship. 539 00:36:56,281 --> 00:36:58,714 How I've missed you, Michael. 540 00:37:00,773 --> 00:37:05,347 www.subtitulamos.tv