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Where is it? It was right here.

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- _
- I cannot find it. And by the way, Mac,

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what are you even talking
about? The word is

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"superstition,"
not "stupidstition."

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I know what the word is,
Charlie.

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I'm saying your Green Man suit
is a stupid superstition.

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Really? Then why do
the Eagles keep winning?

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Also, by the way, dude,
you're a Cowboys fan,

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- so shut the hell up. -I'm not a
Cowboy fan, I'm a Tony Romo fan,

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and he retired, so now I bleed green.
Go, Birds, go, Birds! -All right, well,

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I'm not going to the Super Bowl
without it. I got to find it.

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Yeah, don't make us late,
Charlie, all right?

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I-If you can't find it,
you can't find it, you know?

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The-the fans have no effect on
the outcome of the game, anyway.

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- Do you know how football works?
- Yes, that's right,

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your voodoo bullshit is not
gonna mean anything at the...

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What? What's going on
with your eye?

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Nothing, I got a... I think
I got an eyelash in it.

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You're, like, scratching it
and it's blinking...

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I just, I slept on it funny.

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What the hell
is the holdup here?

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Frank, this is why I wanted

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total control over
the guest list, all right?

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The eyes of the world
are gonna be on Philadelphia.

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And I want to show them that we
are not just degenerates, okay?

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And that is why I'm very nervous
about these guys.

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Yeah! Chug, chug!

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Chug, chug, chug!

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- Chug, chug, chug!
- Hey!

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Chug... boom!

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That's 15.

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Post that, Jack, post it, baby.

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I can't... it doesn't work
with this...

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Come on. No big, giant, ridiculous hands.

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What? What? D-Don't make me
go without them.

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I'm not making you go at all.

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Frank, these people
are the worst.

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Come on, Mac.
This is the salt of the earth.

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- These people represent
Philadelphia. - That's right.

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- Yeah.
- You have literally picked out

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the biggest pieces of shit
in the city.

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I got to agree with that.
These guys are pieces of shit.

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- What is in your mouth?
- Chew.

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- Awesome, cool, good to see you.
- My God.

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- Cricket.
- Yeah, baby?

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Bad news, you're out.

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- What? Wait, why?
- Well, you are literally

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the worst representation
of the entire city.

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Your nose is
bleeding as we speak.

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Okay, I came up portside
on a horse, and he was

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a little quicker than me...
That's lesson learned.

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You can't bump Crick.

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- I can, I have, and I will.
- God.

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I have an alternate.
Here he comes.

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- Hey, guys! - Hey!

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- Pumped for the big game?
- Yeah, baby.

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Yes. Now, see,
Rex represents the best

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- that Philadelphia has to offer.
- Yeah.

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Either way, Cricks, you're out.
Get out of here.

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- Unbelievable. I mean...
- All right, Crick, all right.

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- You're the worst.
- We got to go, we got to go.

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Yo, check it out.
I got one last surprise.

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Here you go, here you go.

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- Is this a bar?
- Nice.

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- Nice.
- Fully stocked, baby.

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- You found it!
- All right.

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You found the damn suit...
Can we go now?

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E! A! G!

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L! E! S! Eagles!

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_

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credits

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Wait for it.

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My God.

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No, no, no.
We're gonna sing it again?

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This is, like, the tenth time.

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Yeah, i-it turns out
there's not that many songs

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about Philadelphia.

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Aw, man...

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Charlie. What happened to your nose?

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You're bleeding, man.

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All right, fine, it's me.

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- Cricket.
- Cricket!

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Yes, it's me, it's me.
I snuck on, all right?

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- This damn nose.
- We should,

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we should probably go
back for Charlie, right? But...

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I don't want to set
a precedent of little mishaps

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setting us back, so...

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Cricket, you're back in.
We're going to the Super Bowl.

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- Yeah, all right.
- Hey, Mac,

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what about the waitress?
She's gonna want to turn around.

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- Sh-She don't even like football.
- Yeah, football sucks.

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But if Charlie missed the bus,
he missed the bus.

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I'm not missing a second
of my dreamboat, Tommy Terrific!

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Go, Pats! Go, Pats! Go, Pats!

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Drive! Drive!

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Go, Pats! Go, Pats!
Shit, pothole.

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Something kicked loose
inside.

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- That was bad. That was bad.
- Yeah.

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You're not looking
so good, Frank.

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- Yeah.
- You want a protein shake?

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- No. No.
- Brought a couple cases

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of my new Invigaron berries
to hock at the game.

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Invigaron?

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You're involved
in that pyramid scheme, too?

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No. No hocking berries
at the Super Bowl, Rex.

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Just be meat, okay?

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Well... take off
your shirt, please.

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It's so cold, Mac.

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- And you. What's going on with you?
- No, no, no. I'm fine.

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Just a little intestinal
cramping. I'll be fine.

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- Come on, let's rent a car and ditch
these dodos, okay? - Jesus.

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W-What's wrong with your eye?
It's, like, way worse.

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Okay, I get it, I get it.

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It's "Pick on Dee for No Reason
Day." Real original.

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Okay.

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Man,
I got grease on my jean shorts.

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All right, well, all right,
there's good news and bad news.

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The bad news is,
the axle's bent,

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and this bus isn't going anywhere.

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But the good news is,
is we passed a Walmart

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a few miles back.

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So you can go get some parts.

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No, no, no.
They don't have axles there.

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But I can get
a new pair of jean shorts.

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Damn it, Frank.
I knew this would happen.

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We invite the wrong crowd,
and now we've got people

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going on expeditions
for jean shorts.

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And hocking magical berries
and rooting for the Patriots?

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This always happens to us.

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Every single thing we do
turns to shit.

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And now, we finally have
an opportunity to be something,

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to be winners,
and we're not gonna make it.

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We are never, ever gonna
make it to the Super Bowl.

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Well...

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E-A-G-L-E-S! Eagles!

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Hi, everyone.
Welcome to Super Bowl LII.

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Well, we made it to
the Super Bowl. That was easy.

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Yeah, it was incredibly smooth.

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All right, guys,
let's go out into the stadium,

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see what we can
get ourselves into.

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Guys, guys.

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Let's just stay in the box,
all right?

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You know, for the whole game,
everybody just stays in the box.

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Let's-let's cool it
on the boos, you know?

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That's-that's kind of, like,
what we're famous for, you know?

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We-we boo ourselves, we boo
the Eagles, we boo Santa Claus.

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Let's save our boos,
for the team that deserves it.

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And that's the most
successful franchise

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in the history
of organized sports.

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Okay. Let's just be
the most respectful

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Philly fans we can be.

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Mac's right. Everybody,
just act like you belong.

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- What? What?
- That's okay to boo.

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Yeah, Dee, your eye
does not look good.

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Okay, "Everybody look at me,
I'm a stupid Pats fan,

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making up stuff
about Dee's eye."

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Dee, you definitely
have pink eye.

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I-I don't have pink...
all right.

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Would a person
with pink eye do this?

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Would she do that?

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- Boo.
- What?

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Guys, the game's gonna start.
Kickoff, kickoff. !

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Kickoff, kickoff.

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Guys, stay positive.
Stay positive.

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Gostkowski
approaches the football,

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and Super Bowl LII is underway.

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I like this drive, boys.

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I like this drive.

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Birds look good.
Birds look good.

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Frank, what's going on, man?

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What's wrong with you?

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I just got to go
to the bathroom.

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We can go?
Let's take a, take a walk.

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Well, h-hold on one second.
They're... Eagles are driving.

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- Let's just wait till there's a
break in the action. - I got to pee.

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Hello. Someone has been pushing
the call button. Nonstop.

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That's me. Yeah, I-I choked
down some dogs too fast.

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They-they didn't settle,
you know?

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They came back up, actually.

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On the other dogs.

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Yeah, we're gonna need
some reinforcements there, pal.

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Can we get some binoculars
up in here, too?

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My God.

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How did I move
all the way to Minnesota,

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and I'm still waiting
on you people?

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What are you talking about?

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- I've waited on you.
- I-I don't know this guy.

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No, you never waited on us.

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- We don't live in Minnesota, bud.
- Yeah.

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I have waited on you back in...

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You know what?
It's not worth recapping.

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W-What's the point?

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Hey, man.

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You seem
a little stressed...

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You're kind of frail.
You need to get swole.

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What if I told you
there's a berry

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that can handle
all your fitness needs?

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I'm good, but thank you.

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I'm just gonna go do my job.

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I tied his shoelaces together.

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This Minnesota rube,
he's not ready

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for your big-city
shenanigans, Frank.

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Waiter, run and go
get us some beer, would you?

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And the kick is good.

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And the Eagles
lead Super Bowl LII...

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I got to pee now.
I got to pee now.

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- Yeah, let's go now. -All right.
There's a break in the action.

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- Frank, we got to come back fast.
Come back fast. - I got to go.

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00:09:05,459 --> 00:09:07,718
God! Damn it!

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00:09:07,973 --> 00:09:09,973
What's going on
over there, Frank?

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00:09:10,284 --> 00:09:12,231
I got a kidney stone.

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00:09:13,881 --> 00:09:14,871
O-On the bus.

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00:09:14,896 --> 00:09:16,711
I felt a little piece
of kidney stone break off

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00:09:16,735 --> 00:09:18,812
and go through the,
into the bladder.

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Why didn't you tell me that
you have a kidney stone, dude?

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00:09:20,939 --> 00:09:22,224
I don't want to freak you out.

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00:09:22,249 --> 00:09:24,569
Well, you're freaking me out
now, man.

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00:09:24,904 --> 00:09:26,554
- Shit,
we're missing something.

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Listen, Frank. This kidney stone
better not screw us up.

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I can manage.

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00:09:31,583 --> 00:09:33,701
This ain't my first rodeo.

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The P.A.T.
is no good. He missed it.

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Yes!

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We don't see the touchdown and
then they miss the extra point?

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00:09:43,099 --> 00:09:44,721
Dee, how'd the Eagles score?

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00:09:44,746 --> 00:09:47,059
Who knows? I can't see
a goddamn thing this high up.

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These seats are the worst.

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You can't see because you have

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a very serious bacterial
infection in your eye.

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- Hey, you got new hands.
- Yeah.

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00:09:55,769 --> 00:09:56,935
I like them.

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Where do you think you're going?

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Ding-dong here's
getting honored

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00:10:01,318 --> 00:10:02,114
with the rest of the vets.

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00:10:02,139 --> 00:10:03,592
I'm gonna sneak down there
with him.

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00:10:03,617 --> 00:10:05,459
When we get close to the field,
I'm gonna let you in

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00:10:05,484 --> 00:10:07,342
on a little plan
I've whipped up.

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00:10:07,367 --> 00:10:09,793
No, no plans, all right?
Just stay in the box.

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00:10:09,818 --> 00:10:11,583
Guess what? No one's talking
to you, okay?

240
00:10:11,607 --> 00:10:12,934
All right, when we get close
to the field...

241
00:10:12,959 --> 00:10:16,059
Dee. Both your eyes are
looking real bad.

242
00:10:16,818 --> 00:10:18,818
Yeah,
that pink eye's disgusting.

243
00:10:18,843 --> 00:10:20,576
So, you know what,
you can go, but I'm,

244
00:10:20,601 --> 00:10:22,129
I'm just gonna cover you up

245
00:10:22,154 --> 00:10:24,004
so people don't know that
you're from Philadelphia.

246
00:10:24,029 --> 00:10:25,669
Go. Go. Go.

247
00:10:26,131 --> 00:10:28,505
Mac, come on.
What're we doing up here?

248
00:10:28,530 --> 00:10:31,885
L-Luxury suite?
Napkins? Utensils?

249
00:10:32,189 --> 00:10:35,090
We're going soft up here
in this ivory tower.

250
00:10:35,115 --> 00:10:36,934
I mean, if they get to go,
we should, too.

251
00:10:36,959 --> 00:10:40,529
Come on, let us loose, Mac.
Unleash the fury!

252
00:10:40,562 --> 00:10:41,845
I mean, how's Brady even
supposed to know

253
00:10:41,870 --> 00:10:43,648
I'm here in this stupid box?
The guy...

254
00:10:43,672 --> 00:10:46,160
Tom Brady does not care
that you are here.

255
00:10:46,185 --> 00:10:48,785
Guys, nobody leaves the box!
All right? And you.

256
00:10:48,810 --> 00:10:51,115
Take off the goddamn shirt!

257
00:10:55,604 --> 00:10:57,437
What am I looking at here, Rex?

258
00:10:57,664 --> 00:10:59,698
It's the Invigoron berries, man.

259
00:10:59,738 --> 00:11:02,506
They're loaded with sugar,
but I'm in too deep.

260
00:11:02,531 --> 00:11:04,864
I've got to sell 40 cases
of this stuff

261
00:11:04,889 --> 00:11:06,184
or I'm gonna lose my apartment.

262
00:11:06,209 --> 00:11:08,349
The snap is good,
the hold is perfect...

263
00:11:10,279 --> 00:11:13,678
Yes! In your face!
In your face!

264
00:11:14,544 --> 00:11:16,580
Brady hands off
to James White.

265
00:11:16,605 --> 00:11:17,714
He's across the 20,

266
00:11:17,739 --> 00:11:20,584
avoids another tackle
and crosses the goal line.

267
00:11:20,609 --> 00:11:22,076
Touchdown, Patriots.

268
00:11:22,101 --> 00:11:24,588
Yes! Hell yeah,
another Patriots touchdown.

269
00:11:24,613 --> 00:11:26,624
Tommy Touchdown coming
to get y'all. Yes.

270
00:11:26,648 --> 00:11:28,020
You know what?
You get out, too.

271
00:11:28,045 --> 00:11:29,098
- Yeah?
- Yes.

272
00:11:29,123 --> 00:11:30,082
- I can go?
- Yes.

273
00:11:30,107 --> 00:11:31,813
All right.
Tommy, Mama's coming.

274
00:11:31,837 --> 00:11:33,287
I got to piss.

275
00:11:33,312 --> 00:11:35,168
The stone's making me go.
I got to go.

276
00:11:35,193 --> 00:11:37,459
Frank, I've already taken you,
like, three times, all right?

277
00:11:37,484 --> 00:11:40,145
And all I've got to see are
good plays by the Patriots.

278
00:11:40,170 --> 00:11:42,622
- Let the man piss.
- Yeah, I got to go.

279
00:11:42,647 --> 00:11:46,889
No. Every time Frank goes to
the bathroom, the Eagles score.

280
00:11:50,412 --> 00:11:51,516
Are you pissing?

281
00:11:52,365 --> 00:11:53,707
Piss, Frank, piss.

282
00:11:53,732 --> 00:11:55,129
I'm pissing,
and it hurts like shit.

283
00:11:55,154 --> 00:11:56,553
What's going on with the game?

284
00:11:56,578 --> 00:11:57,889
Just keep peeing. I don't know.
It's not updating.

285
00:11:57,913 --> 00:11:59,757
throws into the end zone.

286
00:11:59,781 --> 00:12:01,373
Touchdown!

287
00:12:01,398 --> 00:12:03,482
- Us or them? Us or them?
- I don't know, Frank.

288
00:12:03,507 --> 00:12:05,519
I don't know. What happened?
Wha...? -Hey!

289
00:12:05,740 --> 00:12:08,605
- Pondy, what happened?
- Eagles score!

290
00:12:08,707 --> 00:12:11,787
Yes!

291
00:12:12,162 --> 00:12:15,395
Pondy, I need you to bring
as much beer to this bathroom

292
00:12:15,420 --> 00:12:16,757
as you possibly can.

293
00:12:16,782 --> 00:12:18,658
- Frank, drink!
- Got to piss.

294
00:12:18,683 --> 00:12:21,745
I need you to piss through
this entire game, Frank.

295
00:12:21,770 --> 00:12:23,848
- We can't leave this bathroom.
- I want to...

296
00:12:23,873 --> 00:12:25,240
The Eagles need us.

297
00:12:43,131 --> 00:12:45,935
Hold on.
Hold on. You need a pass.

298
00:12:56,607 --> 00:12:58,908
Hey, watch out. Watch
where you're going.

299
00:12:58,940 --> 00:13:01,599
- Open your eyes.
- Sorry. Sorry..

300
00:13:08,255 --> 00:13:10,777
Perfect timing, man.
I need to get this out to Brady.

301
00:13:11,037 --> 00:13:12,848
Brady's ready to go out.

302
00:13:12,873 --> 00:13:15,682
He's really wiping that sweat
off with that towel.

303
00:13:15,707 --> 00:13:17,559
I mean, he's really going at it.

304
00:13:17,584 --> 00:13:19,621
Just squirt some out, man,
squirt it out.

305
00:13:19,646 --> 00:13:21,755
I can't piss no more.
It hurts like shit.

306
00:13:21,780 --> 00:13:22,824
You got to force it out, then.

307
00:13:22,848 --> 00:13:24,568
Where's Pondy with the beer?!

308
00:13:24,849 --> 00:13:26,810
You, you! Ten beers, stat.

309
00:13:26,835 --> 00:13:29,037
I'm off duty, just here to go
to the bathroom.

310
00:13:29,062 --> 00:13:31,521
- Mac, the crew got out.
- What?

311
00:13:32,178 --> 00:13:34,295
- It's not just a berry.
- No.

312
00:13:34,320 --> 00:13:37,082
It's a berry found deep in the
jungles of the Amazon forest,

313
00:13:37,107 --> 00:13:39,168
and available
for the first time!

314
00:13:39,193 --> 00:13:40,580
I'm a happy client.

315
00:13:40,605 --> 00:13:45,459
First down! Whoo, yeah.
I love you, Tom.

316
00:13:46,538 --> 00:13:48,578
ANNOUNCER
And it's always nice to see

317
00:13:48,607 --> 00:13:50,673
our nation's troops
being honored.

318
00:13:50,852 --> 00:13:53,246
We are Philadelphia!

319
00:13:53,271 --> 00:13:55,645
These guys are a total
embarrassment.

320
00:13:57,372 --> 00:13:58,692
We blew it, man.

321
00:13:58,717 --> 00:14:01,478
Now Brady's got the ball with
two and a half minutes left.

322
00:14:01,503 --> 00:14:02,973
He's gonna take the ball
down the field,

323
00:14:02,998 --> 00:14:04,682
he's gonna score,
and he's gonna win the game.

324
00:14:04,706 --> 00:14:06,639
Because that's who he is, man.

325
00:14:06,741 --> 00:14:09,475
And you know who we are?
We're losers.

326
00:14:09,500 --> 00:14:10,743
All of Philadelphia.

327
00:14:10,768 --> 00:14:13,824
We're angry, and we're mean
and we're cruel.

328
00:14:13,849 --> 00:14:16,153
And we act like jerks,
and now these assholes,

329
00:14:16,178 --> 00:14:19,059
they can't even bring us beer
so that you can pass the stone

330
00:14:19,084 --> 00:14:20,937
and we can win the game.

331
00:14:21,873 --> 00:14:26,543
No. No, no, Mac.
You got 'em all wrong.

332
00:14:26,568 --> 00:14:27,733
No.

333
00:14:28,178 --> 00:14:31,825
Those guys, those guys
are Philadelphia.

334
00:14:31,850 --> 00:14:35,712
They bust their ass every day
just to get through.

335
00:14:35,737 --> 00:14:39,973
And then, on a Sunday, they put
all their hopes into the Eagles.

336
00:14:39,998 --> 00:14:44,654
And year after year after year,
their team lets them down.

337
00:14:44,679 --> 00:14:45,856
And they get angry.

338
00:14:45,881 --> 00:14:50,145
And that anger builds into
a stone of fury.

339
00:14:50,170 --> 00:14:52,846
And if it could
just be released,

340
00:14:52,871 --> 00:14:55,131
then we could feel
something different.

341
00:14:55,568 --> 00:14:56,756
What?

342
00:14:56,781 --> 00:15:00,333
W-Well, then, you, me,
us, those guys,

343
00:15:00,435 --> 00:15:04,654
the whole city of Philadelphia
could feel like champions!

344
00:15:05,420 --> 00:15:06,599
Frank.

345
00:15:06,701 --> 00:15:08,945
You got to push that stone out
right now.

346
00:15:08,970 --> 00:15:10,615
- You can do it.
- I can do it.

347
00:15:10,639 --> 00:15:12,043
- You can do it.
- I'll piss it out!

348
00:15:12,068 --> 00:15:13,731
Do it for the Birds, Frank.

349
00:15:13,756 --> 00:15:16,620
Do it for the whole city of
Philadelphia, man, push!

350
00:15:16,645 --> 00:15:18,981
Brady, with White
to his right, takes the snap.

351
00:15:19,006 --> 00:15:21,178
Do it like Rocky, man. Push.

352
00:15:21,203 --> 00:15:24,028
Brady back, steps up.
He's hit by Brandon Graham.

353
00:15:24,053 --> 00:15:26,701
The ball is loose.

354
00:15:29,361 --> 00:15:31,718
And the Eagles
have it! The Eagles have it.

355
00:15:31,743 --> 00:15:33,874
It's recovered by Derek Barnett.

356
00:15:33,899 --> 00:15:35,582
Brady lost the ball.

357
00:15:35,607 --> 00:15:37,809
Looks like he couldn't see
the defender.

358
00:15:37,841 --> 00:15:40,567
It's-it's like something was
wrong with his eyes.

359
00:15:40,592 --> 00:15:41,465
Brady fumbled.

360
00:15:41,490 --> 00:15:42,712
The Eagles recovered.

361
00:15:43,224 --> 00:15:45,749
- You did it!
- No, Mac. We did it!

362
00:15:45,774 --> 00:15:47,685
We did it!
We did it! We did it.

363
00:15:47,710 --> 00:15:49,753
We did it!
We did it!

364
00:15:49,778 --> 00:15:51,809
I don't know why you care,
fair-weather fan.

365
00:15:51,834 --> 00:15:54,381
Fair-weather fan. You're
from Minnesota, that's okay.

366
00:15:58,755 --> 00:16:02,506
E-A-G-L-E-S! Eagles!

367
00:16:07,529 --> 00:16:09,037
- What?
- What're you singing about?

368
00:16:09,062 --> 00:16:10,287
I'm over Tommy Fumbles.

369
00:16:10,312 --> 00:16:13,376
I'm all about my man,
Nick Foles!

370
00:16:13,401 --> 00:16:15,896
Gross.
You know, it doesn't matter.

371
00:16:15,921 --> 00:16:17,442
Guys, I have
an announcement to make.

372
00:16:17,467 --> 00:16:19,053
I owe you an apology.

373
00:16:19,701 --> 00:16:22,152
You guys are true
representations

374
00:16:22,177 --> 00:16:23,473
of the city of Philadelphia.

375
00:16:23,498 --> 00:16:26,356
And we came together as a city.

376
00:16:26,381 --> 00:16:30,066
And, guys, we helped the Eagles
win the Super Bowl.

377
00:16:30,678 --> 00:16:32,481
They won the Super Bowl!

378
00:16:32,506 --> 00:16:34,535
Wait, wait, wait.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.

379
00:16:34,560 --> 00:16:36,614
Brady got the ball back,
and there's 58 seconds

380
00:16:36,639 --> 00:16:37,760
left in the game.

381
00:16:37,785 --> 00:16:39,004
What did you do?!

382
00:16:39,029 --> 00:16:40,543
You sons of bitches,
this is your fault!

383
00:16:40,568 --> 00:16:41,739
You screwed it up!

384
00:16:41,764 --> 00:16:43,124
What're we gonna do?
What do we do?

385
00:16:43,148 --> 00:16:44,871
Do a superstition. Frank!
Pee! Pee! Pee!

386
00:16:44,896 --> 00:16:48,279
Hey, I'm dry. -Somebody
do a superstition, quick!

387
00:16:49,045 --> 00:16:50,646
Charlie!

388
00:16:51,139 --> 00:16:52,871
- _
- The Patriots with the ball

389
00:16:52,896 --> 00:16:54,020
at their own nine yard line.

390
00:16:54,045 --> 00:16:55,168
Brady's got the ball.

391
00:16:55,193 --> 00:16:56,621
- They are out of time outs.
- Wha-What?!

392
00:16:56,646 --> 00:16:58,255
Brady's got the ball
with time on the clock?

393
00:16:58,279 --> 00:17:00,319
Shit. What happened?
What changed?

394
00:17:00,425 --> 00:17:03,309
Yeah, you're gonna have to get
back in that trap.

395
00:17:03,334 --> 00:17:05,178
- Yep.
- Aw, come on, man.

396
00:17:05,203 --> 00:17:06,582
You just told me
to get out of it.

397
00:17:06,607 --> 00:17:08,731
Yeah, that was before
Brady had the ball.

398
00:17:08,756 --> 00:17:11,739
Does it have to be
the same leg or...

399
00:17:11,764 --> 00:17:13,379
- Same leg.
- Damn it!

400
00:17:13,481 --> 00:17:15,076
Are you sure this is gonna work?

401
00:17:15,101 --> 00:17:17,223
Every single thing
that every fan does,

402
00:17:17,248 --> 00:17:18,660
at home or at the stadium,

403
00:17:18,685 --> 00:17:20,528
makes a direct impact
in the game.

404
00:17:20,553 --> 00:17:22,380
No, you're right. I want to help you win.

405
00:17:22,404 --> 00:17:23,514
I'm getting a call.

406
00:17:23,538 --> 00:17:25,842
Let me think about this
for a minute.

407
00:17:26,771 --> 00:17:28,279
Hey, what's up, Mac?

408
00:17:28,670 --> 00:17:30,143
Hey, Charlie, what's g...

409
00:17:30,168 --> 00:17:32,089
Man, what the hell
happened to you?

410
00:17:32,113 --> 00:17:33,998
- It's a long story.
- All right.

411
00:17:34,023 --> 00:17:35,325
Well, did you do your
superstitions?

412
00:17:35,350 --> 00:17:37,434
Brady's going to Gronk;
we're screwed.

413
00:17:37,459 --> 00:17:38,982
I got one thing left to do.

414
00:17:39,007 --> 00:17:40,364
All right, well,
you better hurry up, man.

415
00:17:40,389 --> 00:17:41,801
I'm doing it. Here it goes.

416
00:17:41,826 --> 00:17:43,084
He's backing up in the pocket!

417
00:17:43,109 --> 00:17:44,959
He's back again. He steps up.

418
00:17:44,984 --> 00:17:47,087
- Brady's backing up.
- He's hit. He stumbles.

419
00:17:47,112 --> 00:17:49,456
- Do it, do it now!
- He's throwing!

420
00:17:49,481 --> 00:17:52,358
He is going deep
for the end zone,

421
00:17:52,383 --> 00:17:54,310
and it is...

422
00:17:55,997 --> 00:17:58,158
batted around...

423
00:17:58,920 --> 00:18:01,817
and incomplete!

424
00:18:01,842 --> 00:18:04,043
And the game is over.

425
00:18:07,240 --> 00:18:08,358
We did it!

426
00:18:08,383 --> 00:18:11,224
We did it!
The superstitions are real!

427
00:18:11,467 --> 00:18:12,904
Yes!

428
00:18:14,998 --> 00:18:16,317
Charlie, you did it!

429
00:18:16,341 --> 00:18:17,541
You did it, you were right.

430
00:18:17,575 --> 00:18:19,928
The superstitions were real.
You did it, man!

431
00:18:23,006 --> 00:18:25,325
What a tremendous Super Bowl.

432
00:18:25,350 --> 00:18:28,340
It is still a mystery as to what
happened with Brady's eye,

433
00:18:28,365 --> 00:18:31,104
but it had to have an effect
on his play late in the game.

434
00:18:31,129 --> 00:18:32,895
What a win for the Eagles,

435
00:18:32,920 --> 00:18:36,428
- and what a win for the city
of Philadelphia. - We did it!

436
00:19:16,816 --> 00:19:21,548
They did it! They did it!
They did it! They did it.

437
00:19:21,573 --> 00:19:26,152
- It's over!
- My God! My God!

438
00:19:26,177 --> 00:19:28,121
- They did it!
- They did it!

439
00:19:28,146 --> 00:19:31,257
My God, they did it!

440
00:19:31,282 --> 00:19:37,832
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