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Hey, Jimmy!

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? I'm gonna leave you anyway ?

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? I'm gonna leave you anyway ?

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? Gonna leave you anyway. ?

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Sync and correc
www.addic7ed.com

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Thanks.

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How's that fence holding up?

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Fine, Jimmy.

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At the
sound of the tone,

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the time will be 2:58 and 30 seconds.

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Mmm-mmm.

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Hey, Ringo.

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What episode are we on?

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Uh, 15.

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Hey, did your power go out last night?

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Nope.

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Mine did.

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It's back on now.

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Probably a loose hook-up.

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So if
you think this stunt

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is a little too dangerous,
then we can come up

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- with something else.
- We'll stick to the script.

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Yeah, Colt's right. The
only way we stand a chance

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of making a buck on this picture
is if we come in on budget.

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The budget doesn't
matter; the world's waiting

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to see my script.

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Come on, Harry, do you really
think that the world is waiting

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to see a low-budget flick called...

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Death Car Hookers.

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Goddamn it.

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Come on.

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I rewrote the car wash scene,
so we do it outside and we save...

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Hey-ya, Burt.

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Uh-huh.

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We were just wondering if you
wanted to take a walk with us.

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A walk to where?

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Uh, just a little walk, for fun.

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The gas station's selling
something called boba tea.

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Goddamn old people.

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That Fall Guy.

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? And you know, in your heart ?

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? There is no reason ?

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? He can no more change your mind ?

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? Than you can change a season ?

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? Oh ?

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? How long has it been ?

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? Since you said good-bye to him? ?

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? How long has it been? ?

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Hey, Jimmy.

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Good set.

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I've never heard a guy

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do Meredith Brooks's "Bitch" before.

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It was pretty cool.

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Mm-hmm.

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I read that book you recommended,

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the Henning Mankell memoir.

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It was really affecting.

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Of course.

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Yeah, I'll give you some more
recommendations, if you like.

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Thanks.

61
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Hey, do you want to go for
a drive, or something?

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To where?

63
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Nowhere, just... for fun.

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I can't, but thank you.

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- Hey, Jimmy.
- Mm-hmm.

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Slow down, Burt.

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A Sport and a Pastime isn't in yet,

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but we can e-mail you.

69
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I don't have e-mail.

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Oh, well, we have SMS now.

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I don't have a cell phone.

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I'll check back.

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Ow.

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I swear, that Fall Guy.

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You know what we should do, Ringo?

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- Hmm?
- When the weather gets a little warmer,

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get one of those
projectors, watch Fall Guy

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on the side of my
trailer, under the stars.

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- Mm. Great idea.
- One more episode.

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I want to see if Seavers is gonna land

81
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that Jet Ski backflip.

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Ooh, they have fluffer-grahams.

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Hey-ya, Burt.

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What is this?

85
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Oh, Clifford's kids are visiting

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from New Hampshire.

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Say hi to Burt, family.

88
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Hey.

89
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Can I, uh, pour you a glass of Chablis?

90
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Best boxed wine money can buy.

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I guess.

92
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Don't get too close
to the fire, there.

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I was just about

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to play a song, I hope you don't mind.

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Oh, God.

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Oh, hush, you old grump.

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? Oh, Danny boy ?

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? The pipes, the pipes ?

99
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? Are calling ?

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? From glen to glen ?

101
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? And down the mountainside ?

102
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? The summer's gone ?

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? And all the roses... ?

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Do you live here?

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? Falling... ?

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Why are you asking?

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This place is for old people.

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- Is it?
- So why are you here?

109
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- They had a vacancy. Go away.
- But this place is for old people.

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- This is getting very repetitive.
- Does your grandma live here?

111
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Oh, my God! My grandmother
doesn't live anywhere.

112
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- He lives here.
- Why do you live here?

113
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I'll tell you what, I...

114
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The entire point of the United States

115
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is the guarantee of autonomy

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and personal liberty.

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- What does that mean?
- It means

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it's none of your goddamn business

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why he's living here.

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- Hey, now.
- Burt.

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You shut up.

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Clifford, control your family.

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- Burt.
- Ugh!

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To hell with this.

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I'll have some more.

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Hey.

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That's a much better name
than "fluffer-grahams."

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Goddamn it.

129
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Son of a...

130
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Would you please shut up?

131
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I lost my goddamn keys!
They're not on the hook!

132
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Oh. Well, then, by all means, wake me

133
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from my erotic slumber.

134
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Janis Joplin was just
about to go onstage.

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I always put them on a goddamn key hook.

136
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But they're not there.

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Son of a gun, shit turd pile.

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We're on episode 22.

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- Jesus, man, your memory.
- I don't want to watch.

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What? Did more of your friends die?

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You think you'd be used
to it by now. Come on.

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It's a stupid show.

143
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What is he, a stuntman
or a crime fighter?

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Pick one. He's living a lie.

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Fine. Well, let's go to the library

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and pick something else out.

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There's a, there's a little
show called Nash Bridges.

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I don't have my goddamn keys.

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How can we go to the library
if my keys are missing?

150
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What, and you think they'll
be in this box of old crap?

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I don't know. I've looked everywhere.

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Goddamn.

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Me and Marty Szymanski.

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We rode motorcycles across
Australia in the '60s.

155
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A goddamn wallaby made
me lay down going 50.

156
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Fractured my tibia.

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It was a great trip.

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Right, library. I'll drive.

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Fine, Ringo.

160
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But BMWs are for lady travel agents.

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I'll lie down in back so no one sees me.

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House of Cards.

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A-Team. Wonderfalls. Deadwood.

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Takes place when you were a child.

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Ugly Betty. The Profiler.

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Yeah, you're right. The DVD
selection is pathetic here.

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But what do you expect from
a town whose tax money

168
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all goes to opioid treatment
and bark beetle eradication?

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We could drive into town.

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Why don't you just call a
locksmith to make you new keys?

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I'm not gonna pay someone
500 goddamn dollars

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to make a new key for
my own goddamn car.

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That's exactly what

174
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we don't need, more
garbage and confusion.

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Everything in this
country is disposable!

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Something goes wrong, throw it out!

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Drive to Walmart. Buy a new one.

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You can't. No keys. Burn.

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Chinese can make you another,
three cents on the dollar.

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00:12:19,380 --> 00:12:23,051
Who cares if it's covered
in dog dust and toxic paint?

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They're my keys, and I
need to have my keys!

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Goddamn it!

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L.A. Law.

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Just get in.

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No. That car is all I have.

186
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What about you and Marty
whatever with the motorcycles?

187
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Marty died in 1997.

188
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No, I meant you have the photo.

189
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Burt? Burt. Burt!

190
00:13:03,859 --> 00:13:05,626
What are you...? B...

191
00:13:05,627 --> 00:13:07,946
Lunatic.

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00:13:10,840 --> 00:13:12,432
Hello, Jimmy.

193
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Yeah.

194
00:13:13,735 --> 00:13:17,205
So, uh, how's Burt been
the last few days?

195
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Appalling.

196
00:13:18,818 --> 00:13:21,108
He's acting like a
little bitch, frankly.

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He threw a tantrum and
ran into the woods.

198
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He's probably dead in a gulley by now.

199
00:13:25,512 --> 00:13:27,248
I was afraid of that.

200
00:13:27,984 --> 00:13:30,450
This must be a big adjustment for him.

201
00:13:30,451 --> 00:13:33,598
I know how much he loves that silly car.

202
00:13:33,599 --> 00:13:35,156
There's anything you can do to help

203
00:13:35,157 --> 00:13:37,158
keep his mind off it or cheer him up

204
00:13:37,159 --> 00:13:39,612
a little bit...

205
00:13:41,446 --> 00:13:42,764
Listen.

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Can I confide in you, Jimmy?

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00:13:45,466 --> 00:13:47,100
- Please don't.
- It's just that...

208
00:13:47,101 --> 00:13:50,129
- Read the room, Gail.
- Even before you turned up,

209
00:13:50,130 --> 00:13:52,105
Burt had already been...

210
00:13:52,826 --> 00:13:54,000
well...

211
00:13:55,409 --> 00:13:58,178
we concluded it was best if
he didn't drive anymore,

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00:13:58,179 --> 00:13:59,614
so I took his keys.

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I hate to deceive him,

214
00:14:01,448 --> 00:14:03,514
but he won't face reality.

215
00:14:03,515 --> 00:14:05,953
There are certain things
I can't do anymore.

216
00:14:05,954 --> 00:14:09,847
Bend down. Read without a
magnifying glass. Menstruate.

217
00:14:09,848 --> 00:14:13,460
The point is you learn new things.

218
00:14:13,461 --> 00:14:17,731
Like, I'm learning HTML
and glassblowing.

219
00:14:17,732 --> 00:14:20,018
I made this jellyfish.

220
00:14:22,655 --> 00:14:24,906
Anyway, I...

221
00:14:27,292 --> 00:14:29,185
We just care about him a lot.

222
00:14:31,863 --> 00:14:34,681
Thanks for keeping this between us.

223
00:15:10,435 --> 00:15:13,205
Gail. Eight out of ten.

224
00:15:13,206 --> 00:15:14,325
Would bang.

225
00:16:11,664 --> 00:16:13,447
Yeehaw!

226
00:16:13,448 --> 00:16:15,916
Slow down! Slow down,
Burt! Jesus Christ!

227
00:16:15,917 --> 00:16:17,237
Nope.

228
00:16:23,658 --> 00:16:25,741
Yeehaw!

229
00:16:29,679 --> 00:16:30,831
Yeah.

230
00:16:35,592 --> 00:16:39,593
That batty Gail, thinking
you wouldn't tell me.

231
00:16:39,594 --> 00:16:41,263
I should have had her arrested.

232
00:16:41,264 --> 00:16:42,312
I still might.

233
00:16:42,313 --> 00:16:45,059
The one inalienable right we all have

234
00:16:45,060 --> 00:16:46,837
is the right to be left alone.

235
00:16:46,838 --> 00:16:50,542
It's sad, Jimmy, these people, my peers,

236
00:16:50,543 --> 00:16:54,312
they used to be robust, ballsy, young.

237
00:16:54,313 --> 00:16:57,582
Now they're these husks
huddled against what, death?

238
00:16:57,583 --> 00:16:59,885
So petrified of life

239
00:16:59,886 --> 00:17:02,254
that the minute they see
someone actually living,

240
00:17:02,255 --> 00:17:04,923
they have to shut it down
so it doesn't remind them

241
00:17:04,924 --> 00:17:06,824
they gave up years ago.

242
00:17:06,825 --> 00:17:09,236
Right. Now we can
finally get back to it.

243
00:17:09,237 --> 00:17:10,661
L.A. Law.

244
00:17:10,662 --> 00:17:14,599
It's a bit dated, but there's a
satisfying Albee-esque bite,

245
00:17:14,600 --> 00:17:18,203
if you can see past the
mullets and baggy suits.

246
00:17:18,204 --> 00:17:21,174
Being without my car made me feel...

247
00:17:23,035 --> 00:17:24,776
I felt old.

248
00:17:24,777 --> 00:17:26,003
Like them.

249
00:17:26,612 --> 00:17:28,747
So, I'm hitting the road.

250
00:17:29,615 --> 00:17:32,750
- What?
- I used to live in Cape Coral.

251
00:17:32,751 --> 00:17:35,453
I figure I'll drive down,
see how it's changed,

252
00:17:35,454 --> 00:17:38,622
and visit some of my old
buddies from the Navy

253
00:17:38,623 --> 00:17:42,294
down in the Keys, if any
of them are still alive.

254
00:17:42,295 --> 00:17:45,963
I'm talking five, six
days to get down there,

255
00:17:45,964 --> 00:17:48,600
just me and the open road.

256
00:17:49,396 --> 00:17:50,769
Are you seriously leaving?

257
00:17:50,770 --> 00:17:52,603
Don't cry, Ringo.

258
00:17:52,604 --> 00:17:54,806
You can watch L.A. whatever without me.

259
00:17:55,692 --> 00:17:56,976
The thing is...

260
00:17:57,477 --> 00:18:02,247
yes, Gail has terrible
taste in lawn ornaments

261
00:18:02,248 --> 00:18:03,540
and literature

262
00:18:03,541 --> 00:18:09,030
and jogging attire, but
maybe she has a point?

263
00:18:09,880 --> 00:18:13,592
You ran over my hibachi
three times, man.

264
00:18:14,176 --> 00:18:15,327
No, I didn't.

265
00:18:15,328 --> 00:18:18,830
What? Okay, well, yes,
you did, first of all.

266
00:18:18,831 --> 00:18:21,016
That is disturbing that you deny it.

267
00:18:21,017 --> 00:18:23,962
But listen, Burt, right, I'm not
gonna talk down to you, okay?

268
00:18:23,963 --> 00:18:25,249
You are an adult.

269
00:18:25,250 --> 00:18:29,633
My God, it's pathetic for anyone
to live in anything but the truth.

270
00:18:29,634 --> 00:18:32,267
Okay? And your truth is, Burt,

271
00:18:32,632 --> 00:18:34,812
you are no longer a driver.

272
00:18:35,297 --> 00:18:36,859
I-I used to find it amusing.

273
00:18:36,860 --> 00:18:38,083
Old man in a hot rod.

274
00:18:38,084 --> 00:18:40,819
But Gail's right. You are dangerous.

275
00:18:41,620 --> 00:18:42,953
No, I'm not.

276
00:18:42,954 --> 00:18:45,250
And even if you make it to Florida,

277
00:18:45,738 --> 00:18:47,117
you're gonna be alone.

278
00:18:47,118 --> 00:18:49,427
I like being alone.

279
00:18:49,428 --> 00:18:52,197
Burt, you have people
here who care about you.

280
00:18:52,198 --> 00:18:53,824
Out there, zero.

281
00:18:54,433 --> 00:18:56,892
Just... live in reality, man.

282
00:18:56,893 --> 00:18:58,537
You're serious?

283
00:18:59,180 --> 00:19:00,805
You've been hiding out

284
00:19:00,806 --> 00:19:04,176
in a retirement community
where your only friend

285
00:19:04,177 --> 00:19:08,113
is a 71-year-old who
can barely stand you.

286
00:19:08,114 --> 00:19:10,005
It's been three months.

287
00:19:10,006 --> 00:19:13,517
You ever wonder why I never
asked what you're hiding from?

288
00:19:14,070 --> 00:19:17,556
Because it's none of
my goddamn business!

289
00:19:17,557 --> 00:19:20,192
But you might want to ask
yourself that question

290
00:19:20,193 --> 00:19:23,361
before you try to interfere in my life.

291
00:19:24,664 --> 00:19:26,965
You're only 71?

292
00:19:26,966 --> 00:19:28,900
Jesus Christ.

293
00:19:28,901 --> 00:19:31,403
What were you? A Nepali Sherpa?

294
00:19:31,404 --> 00:19:35,352
You look like
a boat dock came to life.

295
00:19:35,353 --> 00:19:37,809
Remind me to moisturize next time.

296
00:19:40,762 --> 00:19:43,381
You're all witnesses!
You all saw that!

297
00:19:43,382 --> 00:19:45,401
Come on, Burt.

298
00:20:01,551 --> 00:20:02,953
Oh, thank you.

299
00:21:50,025 --> 00:21:51,318
Jimmy!

300
00:21:51,638 --> 00:21:54,212
That bitch did it again!

301
00:21:54,213 --> 00:21:55,665
Jimmy!

302
00:21:56,865 --> 00:21:58,467
Jimmy!

303
00:22:09,850 --> 00:22:10,919
Jimmy?

304
00:22:23,220 --> 00:22:25,945
_

305
00:22:25,946 --> 00:22:28,588
_

306
00:22:28,589 --> 00:22:30,388
_

307
00:22:30,389 --> 00:22:32,600
_

308
00:22:43,079 --> 00:22:45,382
Hey, guys, slow down a little.

309
00:23:18,364 --> 00:23:20,265
God, I
hate these buildings.

310
00:23:20,266 --> 00:23:21,900
Air conditioning goes
down, place smells like

311
00:23:21,901 --> 00:23:23,868
the inside of a garbage disposal.

312
00:23:23,869 --> 00:23:26,704
This is so boring.

313
00:23:26,705 --> 00:23:29,541
- I just want to go home.
- Look at their hair.

314
00:23:29,542 --> 00:23:31,142
This
was made in the '80s.

315
00:23:31,143 --> 00:23:32,376
Do you think I would know this?

316
00:23:34,880 --> 00:23:36,566
Shh.

317
00:24:12,454 --> 00:24:15,118
Everything bagel and cream
cheese, black coffee.

318
00:25:01,543 --> 00:25:03,460
Aw, hey, dog.

319
00:25:21,443 --> 00:25:24,718
Jesus.

320
00:25:25,392 --> 00:25:26,752
? With their tanks ?

321
00:25:26,753 --> 00:25:28,555
? And their bombs, and their bombs ?

322
00:25:28,556 --> 00:25:30,624
? And their guns, in your head ?

323
00:25:30,625 --> 00:25:33,593
? In your head you're crying ?

324
00:25:33,594 --> 00:25:37,463
? In their head, in your head ?

325
00:25:37,464 --> 00:25:39,531
? Zombie, zombie ?

326
00:25:39,532 --> 00:25:42,401
? Zombie-ie-ie-ie. ?

327
00:25:42,402 --> 00:25:46,239
Linds, I discovered this
awesome radio station!

328
00:25:46,240 --> 00:25:49,276
Jack FM... it is not your
father's rock station.

329
00:25:49,277 --> 00:25:52,478
You see, Jack just plays
whatever he wants.

330
00:25:52,479 --> 00:25:54,714
They have this great '90s block

331
00:25:54,715 --> 00:25:56,783
I've gotten really into.

332
00:25:56,784 --> 00:25:59,786
What a great decade for music.

333
00:25:59,787 --> 00:26:02,419
We were so lucky!

334
00:26:03,728 --> 00:26:05,125
Anyway...

335
00:26:05,126 --> 00:26:06,626
How was your day?

336
00:26:06,627 --> 00:26:07,726
So good.

337
00:26:07,727 --> 00:26:09,395
I love my job.

338
00:26:09,396 --> 00:26:11,164
That's so great.

339
00:26:11,165 --> 00:26:13,066
Watch me.

340
00:26:13,067 --> 00:26:15,502
It's like having people
expect you to be somewhere

341
00:26:15,503 --> 00:26:17,737
actually makes you want to go there.

342
00:26:17,738 --> 00:26:19,472
Plus, I get money.

343
00:26:19,473 --> 00:26:20,940
Awesome.

344
00:26:20,941 --> 00:26:23,869
- Look, I put beads in my hair.
- Hmm.

345
00:26:25,016 --> 00:26:26,980
You should use it at work.

346
00:26:26,981 --> 00:26:28,415
"Teenage white girl on vacation"

347
00:26:28,416 --> 00:26:29,916
is gonna be huge this year.

348
00:26:29,917 --> 00:26:33,119
I'm finally contributing to society.

349
00:26:33,120 --> 00:26:34,954
By being a stylist's assistant?

350
00:26:34,955 --> 00:26:36,790
Helping make people less ugly?

351
00:26:36,791 --> 00:26:38,834
It's God's work, Gretch.

352
00:26:39,660 --> 00:26:41,027
This is the tits!

353
00:26:41,028 --> 00:26:43,461
I'm playing with clothes
during the day, and then

354
00:26:43,462 --> 00:26:46,199
I come home, and you're
here, and Paul isn't.

355
00:26:46,200 --> 00:26:48,002
I love my new life.

356
00:26:49,136 --> 00:26:53,406
Yeah, but... I don't know.

357
00:26:53,407 --> 00:26:55,347
- What?
- I love it, too.

358
00:26:56,143 --> 00:26:59,312
But... we're doing the
same thing every night.

359
00:26:59,313 --> 00:27:01,580
You know, drinking, smoking weed.

360
00:27:01,581 --> 00:27:04,015
I'm afraid we might be in a rut.

361
00:27:04,016 --> 00:27:08,354
Okay, well, we can go out in the hood.

362
00:27:08,355 --> 00:27:10,156
Get Korean barbecue, and then go to one

363
00:27:10,157 --> 00:27:13,025
of those karaoke places where
they don't like white people.

364
00:27:13,026 --> 00:27:14,493
I have a better idea.

365
00:27:14,494 --> 00:27:16,593
Why don't we stay here and smoke crack?

366
00:27:18,262 --> 00:27:20,166
Where did you get crack?

367
00:27:20,167 --> 00:27:21,934
From one of the homeless people outside.

368
00:27:21,935 --> 00:27:23,669
I didn't even have to
leave the apartment.

369
00:27:23,670 --> 00:27:24,870
He just came to the window and asked

370
00:27:24,871 --> 00:27:27,173
if I wanted to buy some
crack, and I said yes!

371
00:27:27,174 --> 00:27:29,875
Ten dollars for all that
crack. Can you believe it?

372
00:27:29,876 --> 00:27:32,778
Maybe smoking crack isn't the best idea.

373
00:27:32,779 --> 00:27:35,733
The guy who sold it to me
couldn't disagree more.

374
00:27:43,245 --> 00:27:45,465
Lindsay, did you get
those swatches from Antwerp?

375
00:27:45,466 --> 00:27:49,236
- Hello?
- Lindsay?

376
00:27:49,237 --> 00:27:51,920
Can I see you in my office?

377
00:27:55,412 --> 00:27:56,762
Lindsay, I wanted to...

378
00:27:56,763 --> 00:27:58,283
- I smoked crack.
- What?

379
00:28:00,252 --> 00:28:02,170
Thank you for this opportunity.

380
00:28:02,171 --> 00:28:03,738
I'm sorry I let you down.

381
00:28:03,739 --> 00:28:04,938
Lindsay, sit.

382
00:28:04,939 --> 00:28:08,075
You've been here on a trial basis

383
00:28:08,076 --> 00:28:10,478
for over a month now.

384
00:28:10,479 --> 00:28:12,179
Are you enjoying yourself?

385
00:28:12,180 --> 00:28:14,248
So much.

386
00:28:14,249 --> 00:28:16,751
It's the dream I didn't know I had.

387
00:28:16,752 --> 00:28:18,853
I feel like I found a family here.

388
00:28:18,854 --> 00:28:20,787
Plus, the free food is a nice perk.

389
00:28:20,788 --> 00:28:22,123
We don't have free food.

390
00:28:22,124 --> 00:28:24,492
Anyway, how would you like to come work

391
00:28:24,493 --> 00:28:25,760
for me full-time?

392
00:28:25,761 --> 00:28:29,030
What?! Yes!

393
00:28:29,031 --> 00:28:31,765
I mean, I might be amenable to that.

394
00:28:31,766 --> 00:28:34,255
Do you have a piece of paper
on which I should write

395
00:28:34,256 --> 00:28:36,246
my opening salary offer?

396
00:28:38,674 --> 00:28:40,006
You're funny.

397
00:28:40,007 --> 00:28:41,641
You have got a great eye,

398
00:28:41,642 --> 00:28:44,712
and you're the most positive
person we've ever had.

399
00:28:44,713 --> 00:28:47,066
I really value you, Lindsay.

400
00:28:48,500 --> 00:28:51,786
Okay, well, you'll start
at a base of $45K,

401
00:28:51,787 --> 00:28:54,222
plus commission on any new clients

402
00:28:54,223 --> 00:28:56,190
you bring in.

403
00:28:56,191 --> 00:28:58,191
Now that you're out of
your probationary period,

404
00:28:58,192 --> 00:28:59,861
the real work begins.

405
00:28:59,862 --> 00:29:02,063
You don't have to do any
more of those dummy chores.

406
00:29:02,064 --> 00:29:03,750
Carl can do all that crap.

407
00:29:07,653 --> 00:29:11,038
I want you to start
thinking like a designer.

408
00:29:11,039 --> 00:29:12,806
Read these.

409
00:29:12,807 --> 00:29:14,375
They're a good start for understanding

410
00:29:14,376 --> 00:29:17,044
my style, philosophy and influences,

411
00:29:17,045 --> 00:29:20,514
and probably the origins
of my body dysmorphia.

412
00:29:20,515 --> 00:29:22,583
Why I eat ice for lunch.

413
00:29:24,552 --> 00:29:27,588
Then come back tonight
at 7:00, and we begin.

414
00:29:27,589 --> 00:29:29,023
Tonight?

415
00:29:29,024 --> 00:29:32,359
But... work is for day.

416
00:29:32,360 --> 00:29:34,895
Honey, making people look good

417
00:29:34,896 --> 00:29:36,731
is a 24-hour job.

418
00:29:36,732 --> 00:29:40,853
We have to dress an actor for
Jaden Smith's retirement party.

419
00:29:42,614 --> 00:29:44,071
Sorry.

420
00:29:44,072 --> 00:29:45,438
Thanks, Priscilla.

421
00:29:56,735 --> 00:29:58,771
Shove it up your ass, Carl.

422
00:30:00,372 --> 00:30:01,407
Okay.

423
00:30:03,541 --> 00:30:07,095
Hi. Hello. Hi. How was work?
I had a great day.

424
00:30:07,096 --> 00:30:10,066
The Price Is Right had
Plinko, which they never do.

425
00:30:10,067 --> 00:30:12,143
I made a chocolate mug cake.

426
00:30:12,144 --> 00:30:16,925
Also, I started a really cool
dinosaur mural on your wall.

427
00:30:18,624 --> 00:30:20,075
Anyway,

428
00:30:20,076 --> 00:30:22,811
tonight I made a pitcher of greyhounds

429
00:30:22,812 --> 00:30:25,162
with that bag of grapefruits
that you thought were limes.

430
00:30:25,163 --> 00:30:27,817
Postmates is bringing us
Taco Bell as we speak.

431
00:30:27,818 --> 00:30:29,118
I think I have a little crack left.

432
00:30:30,137 --> 00:30:31,287
I can't hang out tonight.

433
00:30:31,288 --> 00:30:33,322
I have to be back at work at 7:00.

434
00:30:33,323 --> 00:30:34,789
But work is for day.

435
00:30:34,790 --> 00:30:36,459
That's what I said.

436
00:30:36,460 --> 00:30:39,362
Oh, well, at least until then, we
can get down with our chalupas

437
00:30:39,363 --> 00:30:40,429
and watch Fixer Upper.

438
00:30:40,430 --> 00:30:41,764
We drink every time Joanna says,

439
00:30:41,765 --> 00:30:44,530
"Shiplap!" That Chip can get it, huh?

440
00:30:44,531 --> 00:30:46,702
He can get it all the way, I think.

441
00:30:46,703 --> 00:30:48,704
Actually, I have a whole
bunch of reading to do.

442
00:30:48,705 --> 00:30:49,938
Oh, ha-ha. "I should really

443
00:30:49,939 --> 00:30:51,207
get started on those sit-ups

444
00:30:51,208 --> 00:30:53,309
if I want to finish in
time to catch the news."

445
00:30:53,310 --> 00:30:54,977
Actually, I really need to concentrate,

446
00:30:54,978 --> 00:30:57,981
so maybe you could clear out
for, like, an hour or two?

447
00:31:03,137 --> 00:31:06,555
- Are you okay?
- Yeah, no, it's just, um,

448
00:31:06,556 --> 00:31:09,724
I'm not really going outside thes

449
00:31:09,725 --> 00:31:12,862
- What do you mean?
- I haven't left your apartment.

450
00:31:12,863 --> 00:31:14,964
- Since when?
- Um...

451
00:31:14,965 --> 00:31:17,733
three months, two days, give or take.

452
00:31:17,734 --> 00:31:19,234
What?!

453
00:31:19,235 --> 00:31:21,469
You mean you haven't even
left while I'm at work?

454
00:31:21,470 --> 00:31:23,372
But the other day I came home for lunch

455
00:31:23,373 --> 00:31:25,741
and jerked it for 45 minutes.

456
00:31:26,333 --> 00:31:28,577
I was hiding under the bed.

457
00:31:28,578 --> 00:31:29,666
Oh.

458
00:31:30,956 --> 00:31:32,047
Oh...

459
00:31:33,058 --> 00:31:35,600
So, I take it you're
not going to therapy?

460
00:31:35,601 --> 00:31:36,919
Wrong!

461
00:31:36,920 --> 00:31:40,089
I Skype with that titty-sucking
bitch every week.

462
00:31:40,090 --> 00:31:43,192
I am still taking my meds and

463
00:31:43,193 --> 00:31:45,861
holding down my job, so she's happy.

464
00:31:45,862 --> 00:31:47,063
Dummy.

465
00:31:47,064 --> 00:31:49,030
Are you holding down your job?

466
00:31:49,031 --> 00:31:50,900
I'm paying randos to take care

467
00:31:50,901 --> 00:31:53,569
of my bullshit clients, and I
told the boys I'm in Europe

468
00:31:53,570 --> 00:31:54,837
scouting new talent and

469
00:31:54,838 --> 00:31:57,506
making connect... Shit, shit!

470
00:31:57,507 --> 00:31:59,960
I'm late for my Skype with them.

471
00:32:03,063 --> 00:32:04,766
Oh.

472
00:32:06,233 --> 00:32:07,950
Oh, bonjour.

473
00:32:07,951 --> 00:32:09,752
Oh, you're in France now.

474
00:32:09,753 --> 00:32:11,219
God, I love Paris.

475
00:32:11,220 --> 00:32:12,354
Did you go to the Louvre?

476
00:32:12,355 --> 00:32:13,388
Oh, no, it's closed.

477
00:32:13,389 --> 00:32:15,023
They're cleaning the rugs.

478
00:32:15,024 --> 00:32:16,358
Uh, where's Honey Nutz?

479
00:32:16,359 --> 00:32:17,460
He couldn't make it.

480
00:32:17,461 --> 00:32:18,893
He said he had a colonoscopy.

481
00:32:18,894 --> 00:32:19,911
Isn't he young for that?

482
00:32:19,912 --> 00:32:21,129
Well, he said it's never

483
00:32:21,130 --> 00:32:22,297
too early to start, but come on,

484
00:32:22,298 --> 00:32:23,699
we all know the truth, right?

485
00:32:23,700 --> 00:32:25,868
Zachary craves any kind of human touch.

486
00:32:25,869 --> 00:32:27,969
Anyway, bitch, what opportunities

487
00:32:27,970 --> 00:32:29,371
have you gotten for us?

488
00:32:29,372 --> 00:32:30,873
You've been gone forever.

489
00:32:30,874 --> 00:32:32,541
I am laying important groundwork.

490
00:32:32,542 --> 00:32:34,710
I'm talking you up to
all the music press,

491
00:32:34,711 --> 00:32:36,311
the influential bloggers.

492
00:32:36,312 --> 00:32:38,580
Uh, pardonnez-moi, uh, un

493
00:32:38,581 --> 00:32:39,614
s'il vous plaî.

494
00:32:39,615 --> 00:32:40,632
Merci.

495
00:32:40,633 --> 00:32:41,984
It's just that you've been gone

496
00:32:41,985 --> 00:32:43,886
for a long time, and we
actually have press needs here.

497
00:32:43,887 --> 00:32:45,888
I tweet-threatened
Connie Chung yesterday,

498
00:32:45,889 --> 00:32:48,324
and not a peep, Gretchen, not one peep.

499
00:32:48,325 --> 00:32:51,293
Guys, there is a surging hunger

500
00:32:51,294 --> 00:32:53,428
for American hip-hop
in Europe right now.

501
00:32:53,429 --> 00:32:55,163
You know, because of Brexit.

502
00:32:55,164 --> 00:32:56,297
You can't deny that.

503
00:32:56,298 --> 00:32:57,733
- Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

504
00:32:57,734 --> 00:32:59,001
- That makes sense.
- Anyway,

505
00:32:59,002 --> 00:33:01,637
I'm going to Hot Mix 97.8 tonight.

506
00:33:01,638 --> 00:33:04,272
They are playing you on their
Magnifique Mash-up Hour.

507
00:33:04,273 --> 00:33:06,008
Make sure they play "Titty Tag."

508
00:33:06,009 --> 00:33:08,109
- Or "Pussy on Swoll."
- Mm-hmm.

509
00:33:08,110 --> 00:33:10,311
Uh, voulez voulez.

510
00:33:10,312 --> 00:33:12,080
Merci.

511
00:33:12,081 --> 00:33:14,182
Stupide. I have to go.

512
00:33:14,183 --> 00:33:16,670
- Ciao.
- Also, make sure you...

513
00:33:17,838 --> 00:33:19,488
- Girl.
- Right?

514
00:33:19,489 --> 00:33:22,825
No, I meant girl...

515
00:33:22,826 --> 00:33:25,928
You have got to leave the apartment.

516
00:33:25,929 --> 00:33:28,906
Sweetie, just go outside for an hour.

517
00:33:28,907 --> 00:33:31,000
You're listening to poor-people radio.

518
00:33:31,001 --> 00:33:33,101
You have the bush of an old Italian man.

519
00:33:33,102 --> 00:33:34,335
You're doing crack.

520
00:33:34,336 --> 00:33:37,473
But isn't it kind of awesome, though,

521
00:33:37,474 --> 00:33:40,376
that I came straight here after
Jimmy left me on that hill,

522
00:33:40,377 --> 00:33:41,393
and haven't left?

523
00:33:41,394 --> 00:33:42,444
Like, that is pretty much

524
00:33:42,445 --> 00:33:45,066
straight baller when you think about it.

525
00:33:46,833 --> 00:33:49,785
What if I run into him and then I die?

526
00:33:50,342 --> 00:33:52,154
I'm trying to stalk him online,

527
00:33:52,155 --> 00:33:53,656
but that idiot hasn't updated anything.

528
00:33:53,657 --> 00:33:55,991
Have you figured out why he left yet?

529
00:33:55,992 --> 00:33:58,826
Why he asked me to be his
wife and then drove away?

530
00:33:59,263 --> 00:34:01,864
Best I can figure, he was
paid by one of my enemies.

531
00:34:01,865 --> 00:34:05,968
It was just a long con to prank
me by someone who I did wrong.

532
00:34:05,969 --> 00:34:07,870
Probably Jason Mraz
for when I called him

533
00:34:07,871 --> 00:34:09,805
a fedora-wearing diarrhea.

534
00:34:09,806 --> 00:34:12,708
Do you believe Edgar that
he hasn't heard from Jimmy?

535
00:34:12,709 --> 00:34:15,377
Oh, no. Edgar is obviously
covering for him.

536
00:34:15,378 --> 00:34:17,213
Really? That fink.

537
00:34:17,214 --> 00:34:18,958
Well, no one lies to me.

538
00:34:19,749 --> 00:34:21,183
Hey, do you know where
those Eskimo Pies are

539
00:34:21,184 --> 00:34:22,850
that I put in the freezer?

540
00:34:22,851 --> 00:34:24,686
Oh, I forgot to tell you,
the police came for them.

541
00:34:24,687 --> 00:34:26,221
Weird.

542
00:34:26,222 --> 00:34:27,507
Oh, well.

543
00:34:39,769 --> 00:34:41,088
Come in!

544
00:34:43,721 --> 00:34:45,674
- Lindsay.
- What are you doing?

545
00:34:45,675 --> 00:34:47,343
I'm just trying to come
up with some pitch ideas

546
00:34:47,344 --> 00:34:48,611
for the show I'm working on,

547
00:34:48,612 --> 00:34:49,912
Doug Loves Sketche.

548
00:34:49,913 --> 00:34:51,714
It's about sketches. Doug loves 'em.

549
00:34:51,715 --> 00:34:53,415
I know, I watched season one.

550
00:34:53,416 --> 00:34:55,069
I loved "Guido Baby."

551
00:34:56,069 --> 00:34:57,419
"Guido Baby" was mine.

552
00:34:57,420 --> 00:34:58,686
You could totally tell!

553
00:34:58,687 --> 00:35:00,089
"Wah!

554
00:35:00,090 --> 00:35:01,223
Oh!"

555
00:35:01,224 --> 00:35:02,925
Jimmy!

556
00:35:02,926 --> 00:35:04,693
Jimmy, I'm coming down!

557
00:35:04,694 --> 00:35:06,695
- What are you doing?
- I know he's here.

558
00:35:06,696 --> 00:35:07,930
- He's really not.
- Please.

559
00:35:07,931 --> 00:35:09,632
I could read people
like a deck of cards,

560
00:35:09,633 --> 00:35:11,567
and you're holding the "Q" of clovers.

561
00:35:11,568 --> 00:35:13,869
Give him up, chico! Where is he?

562
00:35:13,870 --> 00:35:16,014
He's not here. He never came back, okay?

563
00:35:17,123 --> 00:35:19,074
Do you know how hard that was for me?

564
00:35:19,075 --> 00:35:20,609
At first, I drove
around looking for him,

565
00:35:20,610 --> 00:35:22,525
from bar to bar, every night.

566
00:35:22,526 --> 00:35:24,706
Showing photos, asking around.

567
00:35:25,362 --> 00:35:26,949
I even started a hotline.

568
00:35:26,950 --> 00:35:29,527
Tips came in, but they
never led anywhere.

569
00:35:30,387 --> 00:35:31,366
Now I just...

570
00:35:32,289 --> 00:35:34,199
keep a light on for him and...

571
00:35:35,057 --> 00:35:36,792
I leave him messages
every once and awhile

572
00:35:36,793 --> 00:35:38,727
just to hear his voice.

573
00:35:38,728 --> 00:35:40,461
But life goes on. It must.

574
00:35:40,462 --> 00:35:41,930
Ha!

575
00:35:41,931 --> 00:35:43,500
That's too many details.

576
00:35:44,467 --> 00:35:45,502
Look.

577
00:35:46,068 --> 00:35:47,654
I redecorated.

578
00:35:48,988 --> 00:35:52,467
Would I dare do that if
Jimmy was still here?

579
00:35:52,792 --> 00:35:54,509
He'd kill you.

580
00:35:54,510 --> 00:35:55,944
Exactly.

581
00:36:01,318 --> 00:36:03,652
So he just never came
home from proposing?

582
00:36:03,653 --> 00:36:05,409
He just disappeared?

583
00:36:05,410 --> 00:36:07,707
Maybe he moved back to England.

584
00:36:08,457 --> 00:36:09,751
I don't know.

585
00:36:10,826 --> 00:36:12,313
But he's gone.

586
00:36:14,925 --> 00:36:16,156
So you're sure

587
00:36:16,157 --> 00:36:17,524
a handsome fellow like you

588
00:36:17,525 --> 00:36:19,292
doesn't have a girlfriend.

589
00:36:21,490 --> 00:36:22,724
Yo.

590
00:36:22,725 --> 00:36:23,992
You won L.A.

591
00:36:23,993 --> 00:36:26,475
- What?
- Jimmy never came home either.

592
00:36:26,476 --> 00:36:27,843
Guess you guys are both pussies.

593
00:36:27,844 --> 00:36:29,745
Gretch, he's gone.

594
00:36:29,746 --> 00:36:31,413
He must've drove back to England.

595
00:36:31,414 --> 00:36:32,681
Whoa.

596
00:36:32,682 --> 00:36:34,134
Okay.

597
00:36:34,851 --> 00:36:36,718
- Thanks.
- I saw everything!

598
00:36:36,719 --> 00:36:39,053
Since this is obviously over,

599
00:36:39,054 --> 00:36:40,521
I'll just be honest.

600
00:36:40,522 --> 00:36:42,090
I was gonna bang that chick.

601
00:36:43,359 --> 00:36:45,593
Okay.

602
00:37:11,604 --> 00:37:15,457
So, what would you say your
most pressing style needs

603
00:37:15,458 --> 00:37:17,726
- are right now?
- Trends.

604
00:37:17,727 --> 00:37:20,695
I need to be told what the
trends are going to be.

605
00:37:20,696 --> 00:37:23,531
Like... what are people wearing in Japan

606
00:37:23,532 --> 00:37:25,266
next year? Hmm?

607
00:37:25,267 --> 00:37:27,936
Also, been really feeling
poopy pants these days.

608
00:37:27,937 --> 00:37:29,603
No autographs. Uh-uh.

609
00:37:29,604 --> 00:37:30,890
You need to go!

610
00:37:31,825 --> 00:37:33,275
Hi!

611
00:37:33,276 --> 00:37:34,643
You guys are out of
Goldfish, by the way.

612
00:37:34,644 --> 00:37:35,977
- Can I help you?
- Um, sorry.

613
00:37:35,978 --> 00:37:37,230
That's my...

614
00:37:38,230 --> 00:37:39,716
Sorry.

615
00:37:40,490 --> 00:37:42,484
What are you doing?

616
00:37:42,485 --> 00:37:45,153
I tried to go outside,
but it's boring as shit.

617
00:37:45,154 --> 00:37:49,062
It's just busses and old Asian
ladies with the wheelie carts.

618
00:37:49,063 --> 00:37:51,492
When did sounds get so loud, yo?

619
00:37:51,493 --> 00:37:52,760
Anyway, so I came here.

620
00:37:52,761 --> 00:37:54,617
- What are you guys doing?
- Gretchen!

621
00:37:54,618 --> 00:37:56,583
I need you to listen to me.

622
00:37:56,584 --> 00:37:58,768
I cannot be your only person.

623
00:37:59,304 --> 00:38:00,309
Why not?

624
00:38:00,310 --> 00:38:02,462
Gretchen, this is
my place of business.

625
00:38:02,463 --> 00:38:03,572
Go.

626
00:38:03,573 --> 00:38:05,173
- But I don't want to go.
- Go.

627
00:38:05,174 --> 00:38:07,676
Go. Go.

628
00:38:07,677 --> 00:38:09,629
Go.

629
00:38:14,024 --> 00:38:16,518
Sorry.
Mentally ill neighbor.

630
00:38:17,787 --> 00:38:19,020
Thanks, Obama.

631
00:38:28,281 --> 00:38:31,633
Oh, good! You're done!

632
00:38:31,634 --> 00:38:33,168
What are we gonna do now?

633
00:38:33,169 --> 00:38:35,704
Have you been out here the whole time?!

634
00:38:35,705 --> 00:38:37,639
Yeah, just like three hours.

635
00:38:37,640 --> 00:38:39,106
You told me to wait outside.

636
00:38:39,107 --> 00:38:41,342
I introduced this cabbie to Jack FM.

637
00:38:41,343 --> 00:38:43,310
He loves it!

638
00:38:43,311 --> 00:38:44,980
Not that Jack would care.

639
00:38:44,981 --> 00:38:47,849
That guy does not play
by society's rules.

640
00:38:47,850 --> 00:38:50,284
I meant go outside into the world.

641
00:38:50,285 --> 00:38:51,686
You are losing your shit

642
00:38:51,687 --> 00:38:53,822
and moping about your
ex-boyfriend, but...

643
00:38:53,823 --> 00:38:55,056
Not "ex," he's not my ex-boyfriend.

644
00:38:55,057 --> 00:38:56,323
We're still technically engaged.

645
00:38:56,324 --> 00:38:58,058
Are you goddamn kidding me?

646
00:38:58,059 --> 00:39:00,562
I don't know! Who knows?!

647
00:39:00,563 --> 00:39:01,781
You don't know!

648
00:39:02,465 --> 00:39:03,698
Do you know?

649
00:39:05,745 --> 00:39:10,138
You are my best friend
in the entire world.

650
00:39:10,139 --> 00:39:12,674
- We share a toothbrush.
- We do?

651
00:39:12,675 --> 00:39:14,075
But you can't come home tonight.

652
00:39:14,076 --> 00:39:15,510
I can go anywhere.

653
00:39:15,511 --> 00:39:16,745
I know, let's go kill someone.

654
00:39:16,746 --> 00:39:18,064
- Focus!
- Okay.

655
00:39:18,881 --> 00:39:22,350
That's better. Babe,
this is for your own good.

656
00:39:22,351 --> 00:39:24,819
I am only going to say this once:

657
00:39:24,820 --> 00:39:27,489
Gretchen, it's been...

658
00:39:27,490 --> 00:39:28,924
? One week since you looked at me ?

659
00:39:28,925 --> 00:39:30,391
? Cocked your head to the
side and said "I'm angry" ?

660
00:39:30,392 --> 00:39:31,927
? Five days since you laughed at me ?

661
00:39:31,928 --> 00:39:33,495
? You said, "Get back together,
come back and see me" ?

662
00:39:33,496 --> 00:39:34,896
? Three days since the living room ?

663
00:39:34,897 --> 00:39:36,331
? Realized it's all my fault,
but couldn't tell you ?

664
00:39:36,332 --> 00:39:37,732
? Yesterday you'd forgiven me ?

665
00:39:37,733 --> 00:39:39,366
? But it'll still be two
days till I say I'm sorry ?

666
00:39:39,367 --> 00:39:40,601
? Hold it now and watch me hoodwink ?

667
00:39:40,602 --> 00:39:41,619
? Make yourself think ?

668
00:39:41,620 --> 00:39:42,703
? Think you're looking at Aquaman ?

669
00:39:42,704 --> 00:39:44,005
? I summon fish to the dish, although ?

670
00:39:44,006 --> 00:39:45,606
? I like the Chalet
Swiss, I like the sushi ?

671
00:39:45,607 --> 00:39:46,875
? 'Cause it's never hits the
frying pan, hot like wasabi ?

672
00:39:46,876 --> 00:39:48,109
? When I bust rhymes ?

673
00:39:48,110 --> 00:39:49,611
? Big like LeAnn Rimes
'cause I'm all about value ?

674
00:39:49,612 --> 00:39:52,015
? Bert Kaempfert's got the mad hits. ?

675
00:39:52,723 --> 00:39:54,040
I can't take it anymore!

676
00:39:54,041 --> 00:39:55,812
- What's wrong?
- Well, I just got done

677
00:39:55,813 --> 00:39:57,184
with a full day at work.

678
00:39:57,185 --> 00:39:58,686
And then I had night work, and now

679
00:39:58,687 --> 00:40:00,287
I have homework.

680
00:40:00,288 --> 00:40:01,788
That's three kinds of work.

681
00:40:01,789 --> 00:40:03,691
And Gretchen won't give me any space.

682
00:40:03,692 --> 00:40:06,226
She Canada-rapped at me.

683
00:40:06,227 --> 00:40:08,767
You and me, we have jobs now.

684
00:40:08,768 --> 00:40:09,988
We are businesspeople.

685
00:40:12,332 --> 00:40:13,333
Edgar?

686
00:40:16,555 --> 00:40:19,140
We're the serious ones now.

687
00:40:19,141 --> 00:40:21,327
Oh, my God.

688
00:40:25,131 --> 00:40:28,000
- I miss them.
- Me, too.

689
00:40:33,005 --> 00:40:34,455
My God, at least use

690
00:40:34,456 --> 00:40:36,190
a coaster, woman.

691
00:40:37,659 --> 00:40:38,893
But I'm
too busy looking at

692
00:40:38,894 --> 00:40:40,361
awesome dogs on the Internet.

693
00:40:40,362 --> 00:40:43,164
Right, that's it, I
can't take it anymore!

694
00:40:43,165 --> 00:40:44,799
I'm going downstairs.

695
00:40:44,800 --> 00:40:46,968
Well, I was gonna go down there anyway

696
00:40:46,969 --> 00:40:49,504
to take a shower and not wash my legs.

697
00:40:49,505 --> 00:40:52,373
Maybe I'll work on my
tree house blueprint.

698
00:40:52,374 --> 00:40:54,742
Perhaps I'll add a wall.

699
00:40:54,743 --> 00:40:56,978
Don't bug me in there,
I'm gonna be jerking it

700
00:40:56,979 --> 00:40:58,312
to gangbang porn.

701
00:40:58,313 --> 00:41:01,182
I'm going to drink alcohol in my bed

702
00:41:01,183 --> 00:41:03,251
and read a very boring book.

703
00:41:03,252 --> 00:41:04,986
No, pay attention to me.

704
00:41:04,987 --> 00:41:07,088
I'm Gretchen. Play with my hair.

705
00:41:07,089 --> 00:41:09,656
Rambling speech about
myself, pointed insult,

706
00:41:09,657 --> 00:41:12,393
mock horror, extended
metaphor that gets off track,

707
00:41:12,394 --> 00:41:14,195
and then I call myself out for it!

708
00:41:14,196 --> 00:41:16,831
Thirstiness,
nasal laugh, being gross.

709
00:41:16,832 --> 00:41:19,067
Yet another reminder
that I'm mentally ill.

710
00:41:19,068 --> 00:41:20,601
Thirstiness.

711
00:41:20,602 --> 00:41:22,870
Play with me. Come on, I'm Gretchen.

712
00:41:22,871 --> 00:41:24,372
- Kiss me!
- Stop bothering me!

713
00:41:24,373 --> 00:41:26,441
- I'm bored.
- All right, fine, I'll kiss you.

714
00:41:26,442 --> 00:41:28,061
- Jesus!
- Yeah.

715
00:41:29,961 --> 00:41:31,778
- Well, do me already, dummy.
- Ah, fine.

716
00:41:56,805 --> 00:41:57,856
Hi.

717
00:41:57,857 --> 00:41:59,308
Is this seat taken?

718
00:41:59,853 --> 00:42:01,227
Why, no.

719
00:42:27,803 --> 00:42:31,405
Listen, Edgar, that
was... really good sex.

720
00:42:31,406 --> 00:42:33,274
Right? Like really good.

721
00:42:33,275 --> 00:42:36,644
But just so you know, I'm really
committed to my job right now

722
00:42:36,645 --> 00:42:39,413
and I don't want you to
get your feelings hurt.

723
00:42:44,019 --> 00:42:46,354
I am so glad you said that

724
00:42:46,355 --> 00:42:48,189
because, as amazing as that was,

725
00:42:48,190 --> 00:42:50,223
I feel, like, nothing for you.

726
00:42:50,224 --> 00:42:51,990
I am all about my job right now.

727
00:42:51,991 --> 00:42:53,227
- Really?
- Yeah.

728
00:42:53,228 --> 00:42:54,463
Oh. Good, then.

729
00:43:00,186 --> 00:43:02,603
- Oh.
- So, wait,

730
00:43:02,604 --> 00:43:04,438
we just had dope sex,

731
00:43:04,439 --> 00:43:05,806
and don't feel the need to discuss it.

732
00:43:05,807 --> 00:43:08,041
Ew. Not at all.

733
00:43:08,042 --> 00:43:09,873
And we could, like, do this again

734
00:43:09,874 --> 00:43:12,244
whenever we feel like it... or not...

735
00:43:12,245 --> 00:43:14,381
And be fine either way.

736
00:43:14,382 --> 00:43:15,701
I think so.

737
00:43:17,702 --> 00:43:18,920
Me, too.

738
00:43:20,188 --> 00:43:21,422
- Cool.
- Cool.

739
00:43:21,423 --> 00:43:22,823
- Cool. Cool.
- Cool.

740
00:43:22,824 --> 00:43:24,058
Cool.

741
00:43:24,059 --> 00:43:25,893
You know, I could go again.

742
00:43:25,894 --> 00:43:28,496
How about this? An
hour of sustained work,

743
00:43:28,497 --> 00:43:29,730
and then round two.

744
00:43:29,731 --> 00:43:32,700
- You are so smart.
- Pssh!

745
00:43:35,103 --> 00:43:37,071
- All right.
- Phew!

746
00:43:37,072 --> 00:43:38,838
This is so great.

747
00:43:38,839 --> 00:43:40,740
After all that time with
annoying-ass Gretchen,

748
00:43:40,741 --> 00:43:42,577
you're not even trying
to bother me while I...

749
00:43:42,578 --> 00:43:44,197
- Shh...
- Sorry.

750
00:44:18,647 --> 00:44:20,314
Come here, you.

751
00:44:27,605 --> 00:44:28,956
Mmm.

752
00:44:28,957 --> 00:44:30,658
There she is.

753
00:44:30,659 --> 00:44:32,393
Oh, I missed you.

754
00:44:34,096 --> 00:44:37,431
Divine.

755
00:44:37,432 --> 00:44:38,933
Shh. Shh.

756
00:44:38,934 --> 00:44:41,068
Shh.

757
00:45:06,266 --> 00:45:12,388
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