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- Previously on Crazy Ex-Girlfriend...
- Do you know any good therapists?

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Josh, it's not about checking
a box and getting a fancy label

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for what's bothering you.

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Look within.

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I still love you, Nathaniel,

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but I meant what I
said in the courtroom.

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You know? About being a better
person... I want to do that.

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Can you stop overthinking everything?

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Okay, I'm not overthinking things.

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- I'm trying to be a good person.
- Really?

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Because from where I'm
sitting, every time we're happy,

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you try to ruin it.

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I don't know how insurance works.

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Me neither.

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We can figure those things out.

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Me and you.

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We'd like to offer you the position

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of junior partner.

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This is objectively

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fantastic, right? Wow.

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Wow, wow, wow, wow.

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Wow. I am sorry, I just
need to get a smoothie.

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I didn't have any
breakfast, and I-I get weird

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- Where are you going?
- When I don't have protein.

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I'm just... I was going to...

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I'm just going to the deli on Broadway.

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You like to work? That's
the first I've heard of it.

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Uh, I got a hop off. I'm
really working hard here. Bye.

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So, I cannot be here today,

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but let's reconnect tomorrow
and get to know each other.

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Can we get back to
work, or am I boring you?

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Let's just do this stupid meeting

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with these stupid clients!

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? Meet Rebecca ?

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? She's the coolest girl in the world ?

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? Wait, wrong Rebecca ?

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? It's this one over here ?

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? She's spunky, she's
sweet, a generous friend ?

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? Oh, but there she
looks kind of mean ?

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Hmm. ? Okay, she's snarky ?

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? Sarcastic and a... What? ?

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? You know, we're not really
seeing a common theme ?

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? Meet Rebecca ?

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? She's too hard to summarize ?

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? So let's go back
to Other Rebecca. ?

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I live in this park.

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Hey, Rebecca. Hey.

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How'd it go?

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A bar association is no joke, man.

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It's a long line of
identical-looking old white men,

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all with this look on their face.

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Okay, so, what did they say?

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Well, they said, "Uh, thank
you for your answers, Mi Bunch.

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"We will review your case
and notify you next week

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"via a registered letter about

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whether you can still practice law."

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Oh, I'm not worried.

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Look, they won't disbar you.

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The criminal charges
against you were dropped.

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That hearing was just a formality.

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- You think?
- Yeah. I'm sure. In the meantime,

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you have got to come
back to Whitefeather.

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I mean... MountainTop.

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My God, that name is such a barf.

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Bert's a kook. Tim's an idiot.
Darryl's still on paternity leave.

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Jim has disappeared, like, poof.

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And Nathaniel is just
stomping around the office

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like a sad, handsome baby.

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Rebecca, we really need you at work.

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Do you want to go back to work?

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Yeah, I do.

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I'm great at it. Plus, I had

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a tapeworm in jail, so...
I'm looking pretty fit.

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So, yeah, yeah, I'm ready.

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I'm gonna walk in that building,

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go to the coffee shop in the lobby

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and tell Martin to fire up

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my usual super-sweet latte with
extra soy foam for my tapeworm.

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Okay.

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Because you know you
don't have to be a lawyer.

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There are other fields.

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Other fields? Nah, I
think the ship sailed

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on that a long time ago.

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I just want you to be mindful

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about what makes you
truly happy. Got it.

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It's a good note, it's a good
note. I will keep that in mind

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as I go back to the only thing

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anyone has ever paid
me or valued me for.

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Josh?

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Hey, Rebecca.

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Hey. What are you doing here?

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Well, I'm in therapy.

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Wait.

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Josh Chan is in therapy?

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Double wait.

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You go to my shrink?

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Oh, I-I go to her husband, Davit.

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He has better Yelp reviews, actually.

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Oh, that's on me.

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I left some bad reviews on
her when I was spiraling.

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A lot of fake accounts.
It was a dark time. Oh.

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I should delete those.

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- Yeah. Maybe.
- Anyway, um...

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Oh, my God. Good for you.

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Josh Chan in therapy.

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Gettin' deep.

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Um...

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Actually, do you have a...
do you have a s-second?

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Yeah, please.

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You probably know this,
but I've been trying

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to take responsibility
for things, and...

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I've been trying to find

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the right time to tell you that...

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what I've done to you
the last couple of years

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is... awful.

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It's some of the worst stuff
I've ever done to anyone.

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It was stalking. It's inexcusable.

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And if I'd been a man,

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I would have been in jail a lot sooner.

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I-I appreciate you saying that, Becks.

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Um, I've been meaning to talk to you

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about some of the things I did, also.

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Hmm?

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Like, when I moved in with you

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but acted like we were casual...

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that was gas-lighting.

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You know what? We both made mistakes.

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What matters is you're
getting support now.

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- And I'm so happy for you.
- Yeah.

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I am. And-and, uh, you know,
I'm also learning to look within,

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understand my emotions.

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Um, I-I recently

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made a big decision.

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Are you finally moving out
of Hector's mom's house?

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No. She's awesome.

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I'm starting to date.

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Oh. I'm gonna go on the apps.

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Oh.

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I'm looking for a real relationship.

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Oh, my God, I'm so sorry.

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I... Should I have told you that?

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- Is that weird?
- Oh, my God. No.

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Not weird at all.

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In fact, I'm gonna
need the deets on that.

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No. Because there's going to be

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a feeding frenzy in the Cov.

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- Don't.
- Oh, my God. Josh Chan's on the apps?

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Like, people's brains are gonna explode.

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Hey. Like, no judgment, like, at all,

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but why is your shoe off in
my public eating establishment?

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- My shoe hurts.
- Mm.

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I smashed my toe surfing Little Dume,

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and now look.

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Got a big hole in my toe.

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Uh, that's really gross.

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You need to call your
doctor, like, right now.

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- No, I'm fine.
- No, baby, call him.

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I don't want baby to lose a toe.

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I love baby's toes.

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And baby's hairless arms.

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And baby.

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Aw.

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I love you, too, kitty cat.

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Meow, meow, meow.

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Meow. Meow.

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Meow. Meow.

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Aw...

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Back to Whitefeather, everybody.

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Martin, fire up the bean machine.

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Me and my big ol' worm are thirsty!

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_

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Gasp.

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Hi.

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What is this place?

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It's a 1920s speakeasy.

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No, it's not. It's a corporately-owned
pretzel store.

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- That just appeared in my lobby?
- Hey, wait.

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You look familiar. Why is that?

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I...

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Jim? Jim, What are you doing down here?

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I own this place.

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No, you don't. You're a lawyer, like me.

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- He's a lawyer, like me.
- Not anymore. I quit the law.

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What? You... No, no, you can't do that.

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I can and I did. I got sick of it.

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Plus, uh, Pretzel Central
was recruiting branch owners,

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and the coffee shop that was
here closed, so here I am.

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Huh. Wow.

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So you're just gonna throw away
all those years of law school,

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all that time studying for the bar,

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- all that time taking the bar...
- I know the process to become a lawyer

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I just don't want to
do it anymore. It sucks.

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I'm with her.

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It's dumb to quit being a lawyer.

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I'm majoring in pre-law myself.

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Oh, no, no, no.

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Bad idea. Trust me.

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Being a lawyer is the worst.

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Now, stand back and let
me tell you my tale of woe.

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? Whoo! ?

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? Ah! ?

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? 20 years old, pretty smart kid ?

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? Didn't know what I wanted to do ?

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? So I took the LSAT,
and then just like that ?

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? Got accepted at Glendale U ?

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? Everyone said it
was a real safe bet ?

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? A prestigious and
lucrative vocation ?

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? So I set out on a journey
to become an attorney ?

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? Without a moment's hesitation ?

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? But here's some free advice ?

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- ? I'm givin' ?
- _

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? When it comes to
deciding what to ?

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? Do for a livin' ?

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? Don't be a lawyer ?

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? Don't do it ?

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? Quickest way to ruin your life ?

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? Don't be a lawyer ?

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? Not worth it ?

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? It'll leave you dead inside ?

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? The job is inherently crappy ?

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? That's why you never
met a lawyer who's happy ?

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? It's a guaranteed ?

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? Soul destroyer ?

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? Don't be a lawyer ?

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? ?

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? Law school debt, daily regret ?

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? Is that what you
dreamed of as a kid? ?

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? Or did you hope one day
that you'd find a way ?

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? To spend four years working on a ?

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? Pharmaceutical company's merger ?

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? With another
pharmaceutical company? ?

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? Your only expertise ?

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? Is runnin' up fees ?

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? And speaking
legalese like a dick ?

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? But it's not too late
to avoid this fate ?

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? Find any other job to pick ?

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? Sure, your parents might
think you're a failure ?

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? But no one's ever said ?

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? First let's kill all the tailors ?

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? Don't be a lawyer ?

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? I'm serious ?

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? It really, really sucks ?

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? Don't be a lawyer ?

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? No one you work with looks like ?

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? Ally McBeal ?

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? There are so many
other professions ?

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? That don't turn you
into Jeff Sessions ?

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? Just say no ?

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? To the lawyer employer ?

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? No! ?

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? Don't be a lawyer ?

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What about human rights law?

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? No money, no, no money ?

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Environmental law?

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? No money, even less money ?

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Immigration law?

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? No money, plus it's a bummer ?

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Okay, but what if one day you
make it to the Supreme Court?

260
00:09:44,902 --> 00:09:48,003
? It'd be great to be
on the Supreme Court ?

261
00:09:48,072 --> 00:09:50,239
? But you'll never be
on the Supreme Court ?

262
00:09:50,308 --> 00:09:54,048
? There's truly no
chance of that happenin' ?

263
00:09:55,313 --> 00:09:57,780
The preceding song in
no way reflects the views

264
00:09:57,805 --> 00:10:00,259
of CBS and the CW Network.

265
00:10:01,626 --> 00:10:03,119
Aw, screw it.

266
00:10:03,187 --> 00:10:04,320
Aah!

267
00:10:06,023 --> 00:10:07,056
See?

268
00:10:07,125 --> 00:10:09,306
? Don't be a lawyer. ?

269
00:10:12,462 --> 00:10:14,101
AJ, don't listen to him.

270
00:10:14,126 --> 00:10:16,132
Being a lawyer is...

271
00:10:16,540 --> 00:10:17,600
perfectly fine.

272
00:10:17,668 --> 00:10:20,669
Now, I would like a pretzel to
go on my way up to my legal job,

273
00:10:20,738 --> 00:10:23,687
which is... fine.

274
00:10:23,712 --> 00:10:24,773
Cinnamon, please.

275
00:10:24,842 --> 00:10:25,908
Okay.

276
00:10:26,759 --> 00:10:28,811
Wait, I know how I know you.

277
00:10:28,880 --> 00:10:30,852
You're the Rooftop Killer.

278
00:10:31,470 --> 00:10:33,149
I dressed as you for Halloween.

279
00:10:33,260 --> 00:10:34,393
- Wait, you did?
- Mm.

280
00:10:34,418 --> 00:10:36,852
- What did you wear?
- Some white girl crap.

281
00:10:40,244 --> 00:10:41,915
That tracks.

282
00:10:43,661 --> 00:10:44,927
Thank you.

283
00:10:44,996 --> 00:10:46,529
Mmm.

284
00:10:46,597 --> 00:10:48,197
Mmm.

285
00:10:48,266 --> 00:10:51,133
- Hi, everyone. I'm back.
- Hello, Rebecca.

286
00:10:51,218 --> 00:10:53,178
- Glad you're not locked in
the slammer anymore. - Mmm.

287
00:10:53,204 --> 00:10:55,604
I wanted to let you know about
a few changes around here...

288
00:10:55,673 --> 00:10:58,437
Oh, don't worry. Paula filled me in.

289
00:10:58,462 --> 00:11:00,609
Uh, it's called MountainTop
now. Cool sign, bruh.

290
00:11:00,634 --> 00:11:01,967
Thank you.

291
00:11:01,992 --> 00:11:03,462
Hi, Nathaniel.

292
00:11:06,954 --> 00:11:09,552
Oh, that's his sad baby walk.

293
00:11:09,577 --> 00:11:11,310
Oh, boy.

294
00:11:11,657 --> 00:11:13,355
He hates Bert.

295
00:11:13,424 --> 00:11:15,118
- What?
- And then he found

296
00:11:15,143 --> 00:11:17,984
out you were coming back
and went on, like, a silent strike

297
00:11:18,009 --> 00:11:20,473
and is all upset 'cause no one cares.

298
00:11:20,858 --> 00:11:22,624
It's adorable.

299
00:11:26,540 --> 00:11:28,504
He got blinds just for that moment.

300
00:11:28,573 --> 00:11:30,172
Mm.

301
00:11:30,241 --> 00:11:31,640
He did great.

302
00:11:31,709 --> 00:11:32,798
Yeah.

303
00:11:32,823 --> 00:11:35,934
Okay, Wendy LeGrand is first up today.

304
00:11:35,959 --> 00:11:37,801
She has been asking and
asking when you're coming back.

305
00:11:37,826 --> 00:11:40,156
And since she is our biggest client,

306
00:11:40,181 --> 00:11:43,085
it has been so hard stalling her.

307
00:11:43,154 --> 00:11:44,887
Don't worry, 'cause I'm back now, 'Kay?

308
00:11:44,956 --> 00:11:46,121
Come on. Let's do this.

309
00:11:46,190 --> 00:11:46,989
Okay.

310
00:11:47,492 --> 00:11:48,493
Yeah.

311
00:11:48,518 --> 00:11:51,718
Rebecca, your absence was
certainly felt around here.

312
00:11:51,743 --> 00:11:54,531
While you were out,
Tim handled my account.

313
00:11:54,556 --> 00:11:56,599
As you can imagine, there
were significant oversights.

314
00:11:56,667 --> 00:11:59,602
I told you that the reason
I missed that zoning meeting

315
00:11:59,627 --> 00:12:02,248
is because I used to
share a watch with Jim,

316
00:12:02,273 --> 00:12:03,472
but he's no longer here...

317
00:12:03,497 --> 00:12:05,096
- Shh...
- Ah.

318
00:12:05,121 --> 00:12:07,509
Well, the good news is that
you don't need Tim anymore,

319
00:12:07,578 --> 00:12:10,790
because, uh, Bunch is back, bitches!

320
00:12:12,650 --> 00:12:14,183
I'm not bitches.

321
00:12:14,296 --> 00:12:17,330
I'm one bitch. A bitch who wants
her business handled correctly.

322
00:12:17,704 --> 00:12:18,954
Wendy, you're absolutely right.

323
00:12:18,979 --> 00:12:21,067
So, I took a look at
those zoning issues.

324
00:12:21,092 --> 00:12:23,132
And, first of all, I have
to say, the city council's

325
00:12:23,160 --> 00:12:25,738
conservation easement is,
like, one of the funniest things

326
00:12:25,763 --> 00:12:27,681
I've ever seen in my entire life.

327
00:12:27,706 --> 00:12:29,898
Well, what do we do about
the open space bylaws?

328
00:12:29,967 --> 00:12:31,867
Bylaws? More like bye-bye, laws,

329
00:12:31,892 --> 00:12:34,281
because we're gonna exploit
all the loopholes like crazy.

330
00:12:34,306 --> 00:12:36,406
Um, in summation, loop, there it is.

331
00:12:38,843 --> 00:12:40,676
- Yeah. There she is.
- Yeah, that's...

332
00:12:41,329 --> 00:12:43,279
Don't throw it out in here.
It's a zucchini shake.

333
00:12:43,304 --> 00:12:44,637
It'll smell.

334
00:12:44,749 --> 00:12:46,482
Okay.

335
00:12:47,585 --> 00:12:49,702
I'm so sorry about him.

336
00:12:49,727 --> 00:12:52,454
Um, Wendy, I'm here for you now.
You don't have to worry anymore.

337
00:12:52,479 --> 00:12:54,845
This is what I do.
It's what I'm good at.

338
00:12:56,227 --> 00:13:00,726
Oh, my God, Rebecca, you
handled that meeting so well.

339
00:13:00,751 --> 00:13:02,631
Oh, it's so great to have you back.

340
00:13:02,700 --> 00:13:03,966
It's like you never left.

341
00:13:04,035 --> 00:13:06,435
You just got right back
in the swing of things.

342
00:13:06,504 --> 00:13:07,903
I knew you would.

343
00:13:07,972 --> 00:13:09,438
Thank you.

344
00:13:11,298 --> 00:13:12,975
Yeah.

345
00:13:13,759 --> 00:13:15,511
I mean, I'm back at
work, and I'm already...

346
00:13:15,579 --> 00:13:17,112
crushin' it.

347
00:13:17,181 --> 00:13:18,714
Wow.

348
00:13:18,783 --> 00:13:20,783
Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow.

349
00:13:20,851 --> 00:13:23,252
This is great. Wow, wow.

350
00:13:23,743 --> 00:13:25,788
This is fantastic. Right?

351
00:13:25,856 --> 00:13:27,723
- I know.
- It's objectively f...

352
00:13:27,792 --> 00:13:29,258
this is objectively fantastic.

353
00:13:29,283 --> 00:13:31,549
Like, on paper, fantastic, right?

354
00:13:31,962 --> 00:13:34,797
Wow. Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow.

355
00:13:34,943 --> 00:13:36,309
Rebecca?

356
00:13:37,102 --> 00:13:40,536
I'm sorry. I just need
to go get a smoothie.

357
00:13:40,604 --> 00:13:41,904
I didn't eat breakfast,

358
00:13:41,972 --> 00:13:45,407
and I get... I get weird
when I don't have protein.

359
00:13:45,432 --> 00:13:48,900
So, I'm just gonna go
grab something to eat.

360
00:13:52,016 --> 00:13:53,923
Hey. Are you hiring?

361
00:13:59,681 --> 00:14:01,804
So, do you, like, still dance hip-hop?

362
00:14:01,829 --> 00:14:03,821
You were so amazing in high school.

363
00:14:03,846 --> 00:14:05,874
- You did that one Usher medley.
- Oh, my God, Yeah.

364
00:14:05,899 --> 00:14:07,344
- I still think about it.
- Really?

365
00:14:07,368 --> 00:14:10,302
Like, a lot.

366
00:14:10,371 --> 00:14:11,637
I-I dance sometimes.

367
00:14:11,705 --> 00:14:14,172
For a while, I was a
go-go dancer at Aluminum.

368
00:14:14,485 --> 00:14:15,741
Like, the gay bar?

369
00:14:15,817 --> 00:14:16,817
- Yeah.
- Hmm.

370
00:14:16,877 --> 00:14:19,411
That's cool. I've been to, like,
eight bachelorettes there.

371
00:14:19,480 --> 00:14:20,857
That was after I left the priesthood

372
00:14:20,881 --> 00:14:22,993
and before I started
living with Hector's mom.

373
00:14:23,329 --> 00:14:26,685
- Sorry, Hector's... mom?
- Uh-huh.

374
00:14:26,907 --> 00:14:29,021
Do you guys, like, hook up?

375
00:14:29,089 --> 00:14:30,422
What? No.

376
00:14:30,491 --> 00:14:32,691
We're just roommates.
Although my therapist says

377
00:14:32,760 --> 00:14:35,471
she might be fulfilling a
larger role in my life. Okay,

378
00:14:35,496 --> 00:14:38,830
wait, Josh Chan is in therapy?
I mean, I knew you dated that

379
00:14:38,899 --> 00:14:40,810
crazy girl, but I didn't know
that you might be crazy, too.

380
00:14:40,842 --> 00:14:42,208
Oh, my God.

381
00:14:42,269 --> 00:14:43,502
Are you, like, schizo? No.

382
00:14:43,570 --> 00:14:45,370
I-I'm just introspective.

383
00:14:46,473 --> 00:14:47,873
Uh-huh.

384
00:14:48,188 --> 00:14:49,321
Cool.

385
00:14:49,346 --> 00:14:50,445
Cool.

386
00:14:53,048 --> 00:14:56,014
Oh! Hey! My phone. Uh, it's buzzing.

387
00:14:56,083 --> 00:14:57,399
Hello?

388
00:14:57,424 --> 00:14:58,583
Oh, you're here?

389
00:14:58,652 --> 00:15:00,185
Sorry, my Uber's outside.

390
00:15:00,254 --> 00:15:02,554
Um, wait, when did you call them?

391
00:15:02,623 --> 00:15:04,843
Oh, I didn't. They called me.

392
00:15:04,868 --> 00:15:06,892
They do that now. They call
to see if you need a ride.

393
00:15:06,960 --> 00:15:08,860
Uh, yeah, I'm at Home Base.

394
00:15:08,929 --> 00:15:09,861
I'll be right out.

395
00:15:09,974 --> 00:15:11,507
Sorry, got to protect my rating.

396
00:15:11,532 --> 00:15:12,798
- You get it.
- Yeah.

397
00:15:12,866 --> 00:15:14,066
Totally. Um...

398
00:15:14,134 --> 00:15:15,534
It-it was nice meeting you.

399
00:15:15,602 --> 00:15:17,436
Uh-huh.

400
00:15:20,060 --> 00:15:21,927
Bye.

401
00:15:27,548 --> 00:15:29,602
Oh, hey, Jim. Jim.

402
00:15:29,627 --> 00:15:31,127
Okay, you'll never guess what happened.

403
00:15:31,151 --> 00:15:33,191
So, three people came in,
and they ordered pretzels.

404
00:15:33,220 --> 00:15:35,287
They ordered plain,
cinnamon, and jalapeño.

405
00:15:35,355 --> 00:15:37,636
And I got them the pretzels.
And I gave them the pretzels.

406
00:15:37,691 --> 00:15:39,624
And they bit into the pretzels...

407
00:15:40,227 --> 00:15:42,961
and they were... truly happy.

408
00:15:43,030 --> 00:15:45,595
Like, that's what happy looks like.

409
00:15:45,620 --> 00:15:47,966
She also forgot to charge them.

410
00:15:48,035 --> 00:15:49,568
I paid for them myself.

411
00:15:49,636 --> 00:15:51,579
AJ, don't be a narc.

412
00:15:51,604 --> 00:15:54,740
I'm sorry. I'm just still so
confused that you work here.

413
00:15:54,765 --> 00:15:56,598
It is temporary.

414
00:15:57,579 --> 00:15:59,444
Um, honey,

415
00:15:59,513 --> 00:16:01,067
I got a text from Jim

416
00:16:01,092 --> 00:16:02,658
that you're working here?

417
00:16:02,683 --> 00:16:04,616
I was going to text you myself, Paula.

418
00:16:04,685 --> 00:16:07,786
So... I went back up to
work, and something felt off.

419
00:16:07,855 --> 00:16:09,632
And I realized it's because
I don't know if I'm gonna

420
00:16:09,656 --> 00:16:11,366
be disbarred yet. I'm waiting

421
00:16:11,391 --> 00:16:12,836
for that letter from
the bar association,

422
00:16:12,860 --> 00:16:14,793
and it feels unethical. You get it.

423
00:16:14,862 --> 00:16:15,994
Yeah. Okay.

424
00:16:16,063 --> 00:16:17,540
But Wendy's coming back
for another meeting.

425
00:16:17,564 --> 00:16:18,764
What do I tell her?

426
00:16:18,789 --> 00:16:20,275
Tell her that I'm
working here for a while

427
00:16:20,300 --> 00:16:22,234
and she can come by for
a cinnamon on the house.

428
00:16:22,302 --> 00:16:24,436
We don't give people things
on the house. No.

429
00:16:24,505 --> 00:16:26,505
Oh, hey, Jim. Miss you upstairs.

430
00:16:26,573 --> 00:16:27,739
- Really?
- No.

431
00:16:27,808 --> 00:16:29,768
Rebecca, I am not bringing
Wendy by for a pretzel.

432
00:16:29,810 --> 00:16:32,177
In fact, if she walks
by and sees you here,

433
00:16:32,246 --> 00:16:34,346
I'm gonna tell her that
you have a dumb twin sister

434
00:16:34,414 --> 00:16:35,814
who works at a stupid pretzel shop.

435
00:16:40,610 --> 00:16:43,054
So, I sent a picture
of my toe to my doctor.

436
00:16:43,123 --> 00:16:45,390
And he said go to the emergency room.

437
00:16:45,459 --> 00:16:47,058
Okay. That's what I thought. Let's go.

438
00:16:47,127 --> 00:16:48,193
Wait, are you insane?

439
00:16:48,262 --> 00:16:50,495
It costs $300 to text a doctor.

440
00:16:50,520 --> 00:16:52,542
An emergency room visit will
cost thousands of dollars,

441
00:16:52,566 --> 00:16:54,466
and I have no health insurance. I...

442
00:16:54,535 --> 00:16:55,712
Right. So just use my insurance.

443
00:16:55,736 --> 00:16:57,002
I can't. We're not related.

444
00:16:57,070 --> 00:16:59,471
Right. So let's just get married.

445
00:16:59,540 --> 00:17:00,672
What?

446
00:17:00,697 --> 00:17:01,784
I mean, toe aside,

447
00:17:01,809 --> 00:17:03,742
just seems easier all around, so...

448
00:17:03,811 --> 00:17:04,876
what do you think?

449
00:17:04,945 --> 00:17:06,311
What?

450
00:17:06,380 --> 00:17:07,445
What?

451
00:17:07,514 --> 00:17:08,713
I think it's a great idea.

452
00:17:08,738 --> 00:17:10,671
I have a lunch break, too.

453
00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:12,296
You want to go?

454
00:17:12,321 --> 00:17:13,257
I do.

455
00:17:13,282 --> 00:17:14,719
I do.

456
00:17:15,098 --> 00:17:16,564
Congratulations.

457
00:17:16,589 --> 00:17:17,955
You're married.

458
00:17:18,792 --> 00:17:19,724
That's it?

459
00:17:19,793 --> 00:17:20,826
It's over?

460
00:17:20,851 --> 00:17:22,451
Or just beginning.

461
00:17:22,844 --> 00:17:24,443
Good luck with your toe.

462
00:17:31,338 --> 00:17:32,537
You're so beautiful.

463
00:17:32,606 --> 00:17:33,738
Stop.

464
00:17:33,807 --> 00:17:36,241
I'm so happy.

465
00:17:37,095 --> 00:17:39,377
I love you so much.

466
00:17:39,446 --> 00:17:40,757
Baby, me, too.

467
00:17:42,382 --> 00:17:44,115
Okay, now I'm crying.

468
00:18:00,494 --> 00:18:02,656
I love sugar. I love the sugar.

469
00:18:02,681 --> 00:18:04,496
I love doing the sugar.

470
00:18:04,565 --> 00:18:06,231
Dibs on the sugars. 'Kay.

471
00:18:06,300 --> 00:18:07,699
Whoa.

472
00:18:07,768 --> 00:18:10,268
It's true. You really
do work here. Cool.

473
00:18:10,293 --> 00:18:13,242
Yeah, yeah. For a little-little while.

474
00:18:13,267 --> 00:18:14,866
Hey, how's the dating going?

475
00:18:14,935 --> 00:18:16,175
Give me the update on the apps.

476
00:18:16,203 --> 00:18:17,769
The "appdate."

477
00:18:17,838 --> 00:18:19,671
It's not been going great.

478
00:18:19,740 --> 00:18:21,907
Well, maybe you're
swiping the wrong people.

479
00:18:21,976 --> 00:18:23,508
Let me help.

480
00:18:23,577 --> 00:18:25,577
- I have amazing taste in people.
- Is that true?

481
00:18:25,602 --> 00:18:27,362
Definitely not. But I
want to swipe. Come on.

482
00:18:28,704 --> 00:18:30,282
All right. Oh.

483
00:18:30,351 --> 00:18:31,616
Okay, well, this is easy.

484
00:18:31,685 --> 00:18:33,318
First of all, we're gonna reject anyone

485
00:18:33,387 --> 00:18:35,454
from University of Blank or Blank State.

486
00:18:35,479 --> 00:18:38,701
So good-bye, University of Ohio,

487
00:18:38,726 --> 00:18:41,009
Florida, Arizona State...

488
00:18:41,034 --> 00:18:42,528
Go, Sun Devils!

489
00:18:43,001 --> 00:18:44,196
Is that Jim?

490
00:18:44,264 --> 00:18:46,698
Yeah, he's my boss now.
It's... Don't ask. Okay...

491
00:18:46,767 --> 00:18:49,167
Wait, wait. Who-who cares
where someone went to college?

492
00:18:52,039 --> 00:18:54,439
Oh. Once I loved you.

493
00:18:54,508 --> 00:18:56,071
Amazing.

494
00:18:56,510 --> 00:18:58,977
Mm, all right. Oh, here's a girl. Zoe.

495
00:18:59,046 --> 00:19:01,513
Huh. She went to Brown,

496
00:19:01,582 --> 00:19:03,048
which, normally, I'd say, "Blah."

497
00:19:03,117 --> 00:19:04,516
But she studied art history,

498
00:19:04,585 --> 00:19:06,820
and I happen to know Brown
has a good art history program.

499
00:19:06,845 --> 00:19:09,031
I feel good about Zoe.

500
00:19:09,056 --> 00:19:11,323
I think she's gonna get you.
She's gonna get you, Josh.

501
00:19:13,060 --> 00:19:15,694
And you matched. Already.

502
00:19:16,298 --> 00:19:18,137
Am I smart enough for her?

503
00:19:18,198 --> 00:19:19,931
Yes.

504
00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:22,267
You are perceptive and kind,

505
00:19:22,336 --> 00:19:24,970
and that's a very valuable
type of intelligence.

506
00:19:25,039 --> 00:19:26,471
Trust me, it'll be

507
00:19:26,540 --> 00:19:27,873
Louvre at first sight.

508
00:19:27,941 --> 00:19:28,874
Louvre.

509
00:19:28,942 --> 00:19:30,542
Good one.

510
00:19:32,579 --> 00:19:34,379
Nathaniel, glad you're here.

511
00:19:34,448 --> 00:19:37,149
What do you think about
Rebecca's easement proposal?

512
00:19:41,242 --> 00:19:42,350
I'm sorry.

513
00:19:42,375 --> 00:19:44,266
I-It's a whole thing.

514
00:19:44,291 --> 00:19:45,857
Fine with me. Eye candy. Doesn't talk.

515
00:19:45,926 --> 00:19:46,858
That works.

516
00:19:46,927 --> 00:19:47,927
Where's Rebecca?

517
00:19:47,995 --> 00:19:49,428
She is...

518
00:19:49,496 --> 00:19:51,836
She works at a pretzel shop downstairs.

519
00:19:52,437 --> 00:19:54,833
Geez, Tim!

520
00:19:54,902 --> 00:19:57,169
Who are you, Narc Twain?

521
00:19:58,372 --> 00:19:59,704
She doesn't work there.

522
00:19:59,773 --> 00:20:01,640
Um, she's just having a little fun

523
00:20:01,708 --> 00:20:03,041
till she comes back full-time.

524
00:20:03,110 --> 00:20:06,622
It's like a... a-a tiny gap year.

525
00:20:06,647 --> 00:20:08,847
A gap year. I did one of those.

526
00:20:08,916 --> 00:20:10,515
So did Malia Obama.

527
00:20:10,584 --> 00:20:12,250
She went to South and Central America

528
00:20:12,319 --> 00:20:13,718
and learned a lot about herself.

529
00:20:13,787 --> 00:20:16,188
I went to Arkansas to help
my aunt raise her five kids

530
00:20:16,256 --> 00:20:18,056
after her husband put
a gun in his mouth.

531
00:20:18,125 --> 00:20:19,691
I learned a lot about myself, too.

532
00:20:19,760 --> 00:20:21,281
My tubes are tied.

533
00:20:22,500 --> 00:20:25,726
Who is working on my case?

534
00:20:25,751 --> 00:20:27,566
Miss LeGrand, do not worry.

535
00:20:27,634 --> 00:20:30,368
Your case is of the utmost importance.

536
00:20:30,393 --> 00:20:33,839
Great. You know what's also
of the utmost importance?

537
00:20:33,907 --> 00:20:37,359
That Rebecca come back. Now.

538
00:20:38,812 --> 00:20:40,712
Yes.

539
00:20:40,781 --> 00:20:43,548
I... am an artist.

540
00:20:43,617 --> 00:20:46,284
Okay, Jim, I went to the market,
and I got some new ingredients

541
00:20:46,353 --> 00:20:47,853
to make these exciting new flavors.

542
00:20:47,921 --> 00:20:50,789
We got chocolate peanut
butter, vanilla lavender,

543
00:20:50,814 --> 00:20:52,924
and honey bacon.

544
00:20:52,993 --> 00:20:54,960
Uh, that one's not kosher.

545
00:20:54,985 --> 00:20:56,285
They're all not kosher.

546
00:20:56,396 --> 00:20:57,874
Corporate won't let us do new flavors.

547
00:20:57,898 --> 00:20:59,631
I can't even put extra
salt on a pretzel.

548
00:20:59,700 --> 00:21:01,778
They're really strict about
what we can and can't sell.

549
00:21:01,802 --> 00:21:04,270
Yeah, I worked at the Pretzel Central
in Claremont. The owner there

550
00:21:04,338 --> 00:21:06,905
put extra frosting on
his almond pretzels.

551
00:21:06,974 --> 00:21:09,061
He got banned from the franchise

552
00:21:09,086 --> 00:21:11,320
and excommunicated from the church.

553
00:21:11,345 --> 00:21:12,746
They have so much pull.

554
00:21:12,771 --> 00:21:15,313
Oh, I'm sorry.

555
00:21:15,338 --> 00:21:17,392
I've already been selling these.

556
00:21:17,417 --> 00:21:18,850
Forgot to tell you. Love you.

557
00:21:18,919 --> 00:21:20,630
But really, they've been
selling like hotcakes,

558
00:21:20,654 --> 00:21:22,165
which is funny 'cause they're pretzels.

559
00:21:22,189 --> 00:21:24,256
Whoa, new idea. Hotcake pretzels.

560
00:21:24,324 --> 00:21:26,525
No, no, no. No, no, you
can't do that. If it's

561
00:21:26,550 --> 00:21:28,637
not approved by corporate,
it could get me shut down.

562
00:21:28,662 --> 00:21:30,777
I'm scared of those people,
and I like to follow rules.

563
00:21:30,802 --> 00:21:33,165
Jim. Who's gonna tell 'em?

564
00:21:33,233 --> 00:21:35,167
Narc Zuckerberg over here? Maybe.

565
00:21:36,904 --> 00:21:39,704
Do you have a notebook where
you're brainstorming narc puns?

566
00:21:39,773 --> 00:21:41,806
Maybe. Jim, don't forget

567
00:21:41,831 --> 00:21:43,642
your mission, why you're
doing this in the first place.

568
00:21:43,710 --> 00:21:45,544
You're striking out on your own.

569
00:21:45,612 --> 00:21:48,480
And I'm right by your side, pal.
We're gonna forge our own path.

570
00:21:48,549 --> 00:21:51,283
I'm just trying to be
a small business owner.

571
00:21:51,652 --> 00:21:53,285
Boo, you got to get it together.

572
00:21:53,579 --> 00:21:54,879
Just follow the rules.

573
00:21:55,408 --> 00:21:57,144
You're worrying me.

574
00:22:00,627 --> 00:22:02,204
Svalbard.

575
00:22:02,229 --> 00:22:04,706
A Norwegian archipelago nestled

576
00:22:04,731 --> 00:22:06,898
in the Arctic Ocean and the birthplace

577
00:22:06,967 --> 00:22:09,269
of the Scandinavian
primitivist movement.

578
00:22:10,204 --> 00:22:11,469
Wake up, Josh!

579
00:22:11,494 --> 00:22:13,227
Rebecca was lying to you.

580
00:22:13,252 --> 00:22:16,687
Zoe is never going to like
you unless you learn some art.

581
00:22:16,843 --> 00:22:18,276
Now, look alive, young chap.

582
00:22:18,345 --> 00:22:19,683
I'm not reading this for my health.

583
00:22:19,708 --> 00:22:21,780
I already know what it says. I wrote it.

584
00:22:21,848 --> 00:22:23,582
Okay, okay, you're right. I-I'm sorry.

585
00:22:24,347 --> 00:22:27,752
Now I have to start
over. Bollocks.

586
00:22:28,308 --> 00:22:31,489
Okay. Svalbard. A Norwegian archipelago

587
00:22:31,514 --> 00:22:34,081
nestled in the Arctic Ocean...

588
00:22:35,402 --> 00:22:36,928
Hey, Cookie?

589
00:22:36,997 --> 00:22:38,597
I don't mean to bother
you, 'cause I know

590
00:22:38,632 --> 00:22:40,232
you're enjoying yourself, but have you

591
00:22:40,257 --> 00:22:41,710
gotten that bar association letter?

592
00:22:41,735 --> 00:22:43,735
Can you come back to work? Like, now?

593
00:22:43,804 --> 00:22:44,736
Wendy, w-wait, hold on a second.

594
00:22:44,805 --> 00:22:47,205
Oh, hey. Look who's here.

595
00:22:47,274 --> 00:22:48,773
It's our big client, Wendy.

596
00:22:48,842 --> 00:22:50,275
And we're here with our

597
00:22:50,344 --> 00:22:52,377
most important client,
here at Pretzel Central.

598
00:22:52,402 --> 00:22:54,556
I'm so sorry. I-I tried to stop her,

599
00:22:54,581 --> 00:22:56,292
but, of course, I
couldn't put hands on her,

600
00:22:56,316 --> 00:22:58,583
so I tried to control her
movements with my eyes,

601
00:22:58,608 --> 00:23:00,675
but I seem to have lost my powers.

602
00:23:00,700 --> 00:23:03,555
I had to see this for
myself. This is insane.

603
00:23:03,624 --> 00:23:04,723
Rebecca,

604
00:23:04,791 --> 00:23:06,024
that apron makes you look...

605
00:23:06,093 --> 00:23:07,093
Pretty?

606
00:23:07,160 --> 00:23:08,793
Poor.

607
00:23:08,862 --> 00:23:10,095
Guys, I'm fine. And Wendy,

608
00:23:10,163 --> 00:23:11,483
I will be back before you know it,

609
00:23:11,531 --> 00:23:13,042
and then you and I
can take that easement

610
00:23:13,066 --> 00:23:14,266
and make angry love to it.

611
00:23:14,334 --> 00:23:15,900
- Here.
- Yeah, this one's on the house.

612
00:23:15,969 --> 00:23:17,754
- Let's go.
- All right.

613
00:23:19,425 --> 00:23:20,605
So,

614
00:23:20,674 --> 00:23:22,285
when are you gonna tell them you
got the letter and you're free

615
00:23:22,309 --> 00:23:24,643
to practice law?

616
00:23:24,668 --> 00:23:26,702
How do you know about
that, Narcer Posey?

617
00:23:29,590 --> 00:23:32,096
Whoa.

618
00:23:32,121 --> 00:23:34,120
- Whoa.
- Yeah!

619
00:23:34,145 --> 00:23:35,945
Welcome home, my bride.

620
00:23:35,970 --> 00:23:37,569
Oh.

621
00:23:37,894 --> 00:23:39,749
Wow, bride.

622
00:23:39,818 --> 00:23:41,117
We're married. I know.

623
00:23:41,186 --> 00:23:43,186
- Right?
- So, I was thinking

624
00:23:43,211 --> 00:23:45,665
for the actual wedding we can do doves.

625
00:23:45,690 --> 00:23:47,390
I was thinking lots of flowers.

626
00:23:47,459 --> 00:23:48,936
I was thinking my abuela can do a hymn.

627
00:23:48,960 --> 00:23:50,893
Wedding? We already had a wedding.

628
00:23:50,918 --> 00:23:52,551
- I know. And-and it was sweet.
- Mm-hmm.

629
00:23:52,664 --> 00:23:54,464
But now we can have a real wedding

630
00:23:54,532 --> 00:23:55,932
with the people we love.

631
00:23:56,855 --> 00:23:58,901
Oh, you're one of those.

632
00:23:58,970 --> 00:24:00,203
You mean a person?

633
00:24:00,271 --> 00:24:02,138
- Well...
- Heather, I've been thinking

634
00:24:02,222 --> 00:24:04,155
about our wedding for a while now.

635
00:24:04,209 --> 00:24:05,775
Like, before the toe proposal.

636
00:24:05,945 --> 00:24:07,737
I want a real wedding.

637
00:24:08,027 --> 00:24:10,580
You in a white dress, and me in a tux.

638
00:24:10,648 --> 00:24:12,715
- In a church.
- Hector.

639
00:24:12,784 --> 00:24:14,517
Come on, we don't need to make our love

640
00:24:14,586 --> 00:24:16,452
into some big production.

641
00:24:16,521 --> 00:24:18,321
I mean, our culture turns human emotion

642
00:24:18,390 --> 00:24:21,090
into some consumer trade show.

643
00:24:21,115 --> 00:24:23,303
Our love, our actual love,

644
00:24:23,328 --> 00:24:25,595
is better than waffle makers

645
00:24:25,663 --> 00:24:28,798
and ice cream makers and pasta machines.

646
00:24:28,867 --> 00:24:30,458
By the way, I'm so starving.

647
00:24:30,483 --> 00:24:33,784
But that's not, like, who we are. Right?

648
00:24:36,074 --> 00:24:39,008
No, I guess not.

649
00:24:39,077 --> 00:24:40,410
I guess...

650
00:24:40,478 --> 00:24:41,911
you know, I guess we can wait.

651
00:24:41,980 --> 00:24:45,447
And-and maybe for our
ten-year anniversary,

652
00:24:45,472 --> 00:24:47,518
we can renew our vows

653
00:24:47,543 --> 00:24:50,319
and do a small barbecue.

654
00:24:50,388 --> 00:24:53,375
Thank you. That sounds perfect.

655
00:24:53,400 --> 00:24:56,167
- Yep.
- You get it.

656
00:24:58,763 --> 00:25:00,163
How do you know I got

657
00:25:00,231 --> 00:25:01,609
the letter from the bar association?

658
00:25:01,633 --> 00:25:03,099
You threw it in the garbage.

659
00:25:03,168 --> 00:25:04,500
So you just picked it up?

660
00:25:04,569 --> 00:25:06,602
No. I picked it up and read it.

661
00:25:06,671 --> 00:25:08,037
Congratulations.

662
00:25:08,106 --> 00:25:09,472
You can practice law again.

663
00:25:09,760 --> 00:25:12,127
Look, don't tell anybody. Please.

664
00:25:12,152 --> 00:25:14,177
Please. Be my hero.

665
00:25:14,849 --> 00:25:16,712
Be my Joan of No-Narc.

666
00:25:16,781 --> 00:25:18,214
Wow, you really

667
00:25:18,283 --> 00:25:20,239
don't want to be a lawyer, do you?

668
00:25:20,785 --> 00:25:22,630
Well, what are you gonna
do... Stay in this pretzel shop

669
00:25:22,654 --> 00:25:24,987
- forever?
- I don't know what I'm gonna do.

670
00:25:37,223 --> 00:25:39,156
What do you guys think I should do?

671
00:25:40,782 --> 00:25:42,082
You know me better than anyone.

672
00:25:42,107 --> 00:25:43,583
You've been with me since I got here.

673
00:25:45,857 --> 00:25:47,743
What am I doing, talking to pretzels?

674
00:25:52,864 --> 00:25:55,373
? We are merely pretzels ?

675
00:25:55,398 --> 00:25:57,598
? That is all we are ?

676
00:25:57,623 --> 00:26:00,057
? This woman's obsession with us ?

677
00:26:00,126 --> 00:26:02,693
? Is frankly quite bizarre ?

678
00:26:02,762 --> 00:26:04,561
? We used to simply be ?

679
00:26:04,630 --> 00:26:07,431
? A starchy snack that people ate ?

680
00:26:07,500 --> 00:26:10,000
? But now we are a symbol ?

681
00:26:10,069 --> 00:26:13,003
? Such is our twisted fate ?

682
00:26:15,875 --> 00:26:18,709
? We've been smothered
in the mustard ?

683
00:26:18,778 --> 00:26:21,345
? Of her quest for happiness ?

684
00:26:21,414 --> 00:26:23,914
? There's a lot of pressure on us ?

685
00:26:23,983 --> 00:26:26,183
? This we must confess ?

686
00:26:26,252 --> 00:26:28,318
? We didn't ask to be in charge ?

687
00:26:28,387 --> 00:26:30,788
? Of someone's mental state ?

688
00:26:30,856 --> 00:26:33,690
? Just let us be some happy carbs ?

689
00:26:33,759 --> 00:26:35,993
? Spare us this twisted fate ?

690
00:26:37,997 --> 00:26:41,432
? We've been "a-salted"
by her yearning ?

691
00:26:43,035 --> 00:26:46,670
? To make her life a cogent tale ?

692
00:26:47,988 --> 00:26:51,857
? Sure, it's nice to be kneaded ?

693
00:26:52,278 --> 00:26:54,311
? But now the whole thing's ?

694
00:26:54,380 --> 00:26:56,580
? Getting stale ?

695
00:26:56,649 --> 00:26:59,550
? Oh, can't some soft
and chewy pretzels ?

696
00:26:59,618 --> 00:27:01,652
? Finally get relief ?

697
00:27:01,720 --> 00:27:04,087
? We are hurtin' from the burden ?

698
00:27:04,156 --> 00:27:06,590
? Of being someone's life motif ?

699
00:27:06,659 --> 00:27:09,526
? She could switch to pizza bagels ?

700
00:27:09,595 --> 00:27:11,495
? If it's not too late ?

701
00:27:11,564 --> 00:27:13,997
? It's the yeast that she could do ?

702
00:27:14,066 --> 00:27:15,532
? To save us from ?

703
00:27:15,601 --> 00:27:19,269
? This twisted fate. ?

704
00:27:21,501 --> 00:27:23,876
Ugh, tell me about it.

705
00:27:24,300 --> 00:27:25,733
Ah...

706
00:27:25,911 --> 00:27:27,806
the age-old question:

707
00:27:29,148 --> 00:27:31,149
pretzels or law?

708
00:27:31,750 --> 00:27:33,684
Pretzels or law?

709
00:27:40,962 --> 00:27:42,895
Oh, hey. Heya.

710
00:27:42,920 --> 00:27:46,414
- Hey.
- Hello, friends. Wait. No.

711
00:27:46,439 --> 00:27:48,485
What's going on here? What's up?

712
00:27:48,510 --> 00:27:51,509
What's up is you got married and
didn't want to have a wedding?

713
00:27:51,534 --> 00:27:53,837
That's like getting married and
not wanting to have a wedding.

714
00:27:53,862 --> 00:27:55,194
How did you know I got married?

715
00:27:55,259 --> 00:27:56,336
The judge tagged you on Instagram.

716
00:27:56,360 --> 00:27:57,526
Also, Hector told us.

717
00:27:57,595 --> 00:27:59,828
Okay, well, look, our
wedding is private.

718
00:27:59,897 --> 00:28:01,835
No. Body parts are private.

719
00:28:01,860 --> 00:28:03,532
Weddings are for everybody.

720
00:28:03,601 --> 00:28:06,135
Okay, I'm really
regretting giving you a key.

721
00:28:06,571 --> 00:28:09,004
Also, did Hector ask you to come here?

722
00:28:09,073 --> 00:28:11,273
Actually, after your sad court ceremony,

723
00:28:11,298 --> 00:28:13,465
he did call and ask
us to plan something.

724
00:28:13,798 --> 00:28:15,911
And then he said you
didn't want to do it.

725
00:28:16,407 --> 00:28:18,213
He said that you talked him out of it.

726
00:28:18,282 --> 00:28:20,549
No, that's not what
happened. We had a discussion

727
00:28:20,618 --> 00:28:23,519
and decided to do our own thing
and just follow our own path.

728
00:28:23,587 --> 00:28:26,382
Our path? Sounds like your path.

729
00:28:26,407 --> 00:28:29,591
Look, I care
about Hector and his happiness.

730
00:28:30,103 --> 00:28:31,460
Yeah, I can't say that
with a straight face.

731
00:28:31,529 --> 00:28:33,962
We just need a beautiful
couple for our website.

732
00:28:34,031 --> 00:28:36,432
Okay? We keep doing
weddings for some real uggos.

733
00:28:36,500 --> 00:28:37,844
She's right. It's a nightmare.

734
00:28:37,868 --> 00:28:39,401
It's like we're attracting them.

735
00:28:39,470 --> 00:28:40,703
Yeah, it's like, some people

736
00:28:40,771 --> 00:28:42,482
should legally not be
allowed to get married.

737
00:28:45,462 --> 00:28:46,408
What?

738
00:28:46,477 --> 00:28:47,643
Mm...

739
00:28:48,579 --> 00:28:49,812
I mean, I like impressionism

740
00:28:49,880 --> 00:28:52,848
because it disrupted the aesthetic

741
00:28:52,917 --> 00:28:55,350
of the overly realistic paintings

742
00:28:55,419 --> 00:28:58,187
that were being shown in the
Salon in Paris at the time,

743
00:28:58,255 --> 00:29:01,679
which was not a hair salon, by the way.

744
00:29:01,704 --> 00:29:05,160
Huh. I actually think that's
an unfair generalization

745
00:29:05,185 --> 00:29:07,907
of the Academy painters
of the late 19th century.

746
00:29:07,932 --> 00:29:09,932
Yeah.

747
00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:12,267
Um, sorry.

748
00:29:12,292 --> 00:29:14,203
I wasn't expecting you to
disagree with my statement,

749
00:29:14,271 --> 00:29:16,579
which I had perceived as fact.

750
00:29:16,853 --> 00:29:18,240
Josh, can I stop you?

751
00:29:18,309 --> 00:29:19,408
I appreciate your effort,

752
00:29:19,477 --> 00:29:21,643
but I didn't come on this date

753
00:29:21,712 --> 00:29:23,946
to talk about art.

754
00:29:24,014 --> 00:29:25,514
But you're all about art.

755
00:29:25,583 --> 00:29:27,249
Not after 8:00 p.m. After 8:00 p.m.,

756
00:29:27,274 --> 00:29:29,808
I am all about shirtless deejays.

757
00:29:29,920 --> 00:29:31,053
- Really?
- Mm-hmm.

758
00:29:31,155 --> 00:29:32,287
Is my bro DJ Skin-man

759
00:29:32,356 --> 00:29:33,756
spinning tonight? Dude!

760
00:29:33,824 --> 00:29:37,012
No, um, I meant... I meant you.

761
00:29:37,037 --> 00:29:38,270
- Me?
- Yeah.

762
00:29:38,303 --> 00:29:42,054
Your dating profile is seven
pictures of you shirtless.

763
00:29:42,079 --> 00:29:44,387
Your Instagram is you shirtless,

764
00:29:44,412 --> 00:29:47,296
- doing karate. You totally
show off your bod.

765
00:29:47,321 --> 00:29:49,938
What? That's not me showing off
my bod. Those are my hobbies.

766
00:29:50,007 --> 00:29:51,718
Yeah, I've been doing
them since I was a kid.

767
00:29:51,742 --> 00:29:53,609
I'm... My shirt is
off because I run hot.

768
00:29:53,634 --> 00:29:55,234
Yeah, you do run hot.

769
00:29:56,001 --> 00:29:58,858
No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

770
00:29:58,883 --> 00:30:00,382
Oh.

771
00:30:00,451 --> 00:30:02,618
I'm sorry.

772
00:30:02,686 --> 00:30:05,156
I misunderstood what this date was.

773
00:30:05,181 --> 00:30:07,333
I wanted to sleep with a hot deejay,

774
00:30:07,358 --> 00:30:09,691
and you wanted to talk about
the epistemological feud

775
00:30:09,760 --> 00:30:11,660
between Manet and Jean-Léon Gérôme.

776
00:30:11,773 --> 00:30:14,540
Huh? What? No. So confused.

777
00:30:14,565 --> 00:30:17,939
So you're not interested
in a relationship?

778
00:30:20,137 --> 00:30:22,337
Gosh, sorry.

779
00:30:22,406 --> 00:30:24,478
My Uber's calling. Mm.

780
00:30:25,342 --> 00:30:26,642
Oh, yeah.

781
00:30:26,710 --> 00:30:28,177
I-I just heard about that.

782
00:30:28,587 --> 00:30:30,679
Yeah. It's a thing.

783
00:30:30,748 --> 00:30:32,876
Hello. I'll be right out.

784
00:30:47,832 --> 00:30:48,931
Hey.

785
00:30:49,842 --> 00:30:50,666
Hey.

786
00:30:50,734 --> 00:30:53,168
Rebecca, what are you doing here?

787
00:30:53,237 --> 00:30:55,170
It's from the bar association.

788
00:30:57,041 --> 00:30:59,842
Ah! This is great news!

789
00:30:59,910 --> 00:31:01,543
See? I told you.

790
00:31:01,612 --> 00:31:02,878
You're back.

791
00:31:02,947 --> 00:31:04,313
You're really back.

792
00:31:04,381 --> 00:31:05,447
Back in action.

793
00:31:05,516 --> 00:31:08,083
Well, all right. Oh...

794
00:31:15,626 --> 00:31:18,727
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

795
00:31:19,641 --> 00:31:21,964
Oh, man, I'm just so happy
we can get back to work.

796
00:31:22,383 --> 00:31:23,449
Aren't you?

797
00:31:24,535 --> 00:31:26,469
Yeah. Yeah.

798
00:31:27,071 --> 00:31:30,772
Wendy, thrilling news.
I called the city council and said

799
00:31:30,841 --> 00:31:32,419
if they didn't lift
the zoning restriction

800
00:31:32,443 --> 00:31:34,954
that we would file a
suit under statute 45a.

801
00:31:35,399 --> 00:31:37,145
Um, so...

802
00:31:37,610 --> 00:31:40,849
Who let the zoning out, yeah, yeah.

803
00:31:42,920 --> 00:31:44,152
This one.

804
00:31:44,228 --> 00:31:45,494
Yeah.

805
00:31:45,556 --> 00:31:48,056
Uh, sorry. One s-second.

806
00:31:49,758 --> 00:31:52,327
You know what? I should actually
take this, it's my friend

807
00:31:52,396 --> 00:31:53,896
from the zoning commission.

808
00:31:53,921 --> 00:31:55,107
Uh, it says it's Jim.

809
00:31:55,132 --> 00:31:57,399
I have more than one friend
named Jim, you racist.

810
00:31:57,835 --> 00:32:00,577
Excuse me for one moment.

811
00:32:00,838 --> 00:32:02,671
- Hi. What's up?
- Corporate's here.

812
00:32:02,696 --> 00:32:04,832
They saw all the violations
in here and we're in trouble.

813
00:32:04,857 --> 00:32:05,789
I need you.

814
00:32:05,814 --> 00:32:07,147
Rebecca?

815
00:32:07,179 --> 00:32:08,345
You were saying?

816
00:32:13,095 --> 00:32:15,687
I'm sorry. I am so sorry, sir.

817
00:32:15,712 --> 00:32:16,891
Hi. What's going on here?

818
00:32:16,916 --> 00:32:19,580
There are numerous violations
of ingredients and recipes,

819
00:32:19,649 --> 00:32:22,483
not to mention hair all
over your flour canister.

820
00:32:22,552 --> 00:32:24,530
Okay, I cannot wear a hair
net, not with this face shape.

821
00:32:24,554 --> 00:32:25,831
Sir, I'm an attorney.
Listen, I understand

822
00:32:25,855 --> 00:32:27,233
that you have a
corporately-mandated way

823
00:32:27,257 --> 00:32:28,667
of doing things, but we're just trying

824
00:32:28,691 --> 00:32:30,491
to increase the profit margins.

825
00:32:30,806 --> 00:32:32,405
I'm sorry, who are you?

826
00:32:32,474 --> 00:32:33,773
Oh, she's the Rooftop Killer.

827
00:32:34,891 --> 00:32:37,171
Man. Narc by Narc Jacobs.

828
00:32:37,196 --> 00:32:40,413
Jim, we're gonna shut you down
until you return everything

829
00:32:40,438 --> 00:32:43,079
to franchise standards,
then you can reopen.

830
00:32:45,454 --> 00:32:47,153
Oh, my God, Jim. Jim, I am so sorry.

831
00:32:47,222 --> 00:32:49,055
I-I will... I will cover the cost

832
00:32:49,080 --> 00:32:50,907
to turn everything
back to the way it was.

833
00:32:51,460 --> 00:32:54,394
Yeah, don't bother.

834
00:32:54,463 --> 00:32:56,344
I haven't had a good experience.

835
00:32:56,369 --> 00:32:58,164
I don't want to be a boss. It's awful.

836
00:32:58,233 --> 00:33:01,067
I want someone to tell me
where to go and what to do,

837
00:33:01,136 --> 00:33:02,447
then I get to complain to my friends

838
00:33:02,471 --> 00:33:03,970
and eat snacks someone else paid for.

839
00:33:04,235 --> 00:33:05,372
I'm going back upstairs.

840
00:33:06,219 --> 00:33:07,844
Back to being a lawyer.

841
00:33:07,869 --> 00:33:09,743
N-n-n-n-no. Hey,
yeah, you can't.

842
00:33:09,811 --> 00:33:12,045
Watch me.

843
00:33:12,114 --> 00:33:13,880
? Whoo! ?

844
00:33:13,949 --> 00:33:15,916
? Uh. ?

845
00:33:25,394 --> 00:33:26,660
Hey, Becks.

846
00:33:26,728 --> 00:33:28,024
Oh, hi.

847
00:33:28,897 --> 00:33:31,531
Why would anyone eat hard
pretzels? Do you know?

848
00:33:31,600 --> 00:33:34,634
They're just sad little
mummified soft pretzels.

849
00:33:35,971 --> 00:33:37,837
Oh, how was your date?

850
00:33:37,906 --> 00:33:39,039
Ugh, it was awful.

851
00:33:39,107 --> 00:33:40,752
I did all this research
to try to impress her,

852
00:33:40,776 --> 00:33:43,443
but she just wanted
Josh Chan for his body.

853
00:33:43,512 --> 00:33:45,657
Oh, is that why you're wearing
a very oversized sweatshirt?

854
00:33:45,724 --> 00:33:46,990
Can you see that I'm flexing?

855
00:33:47,015 --> 00:33:48,181
No. No.

856
00:33:48,250 --> 00:33:49,427
No, you can't, and that's on purpose.

857
00:33:49,451 --> 00:33:51,518
This gun show is closed for business.

858
00:33:51,587 --> 00:33:52,619
Mm.

859
00:33:52,688 --> 00:33:54,654
I'm so disappointed.

860
00:33:54,723 --> 00:33:56,089
The-the girls from high school...

861
00:33:56,158 --> 00:33:57,657
They just, like, want Josh Chan

862
00:33:57,726 --> 00:33:59,392
the prom king on their Christmas card.

863
00:33:59,461 --> 00:34:01,695
The art historians just
want to do it with some stud.

864
00:34:01,763 --> 00:34:03,206
And the thing is...

865
00:34:03,999 --> 00:34:06,099
I don't want to be a
concept or an object.

866
00:34:06,636 --> 00:34:09,770
Wow, that's... that's profound.

867
00:34:10,329 --> 00:34:12,784
You are killing this therapy thing.

868
00:34:14,876 --> 00:34:16,810
So, uh, how did the date end?

869
00:34:16,878 --> 00:34:18,011
Oh, her Uber called.

870
00:34:18,080 --> 00:34:19,446
You know how they call you now

871
00:34:19,514 --> 00:34:21,881
before you even order them
just to see if you want a ride?

872
00:34:21,950 --> 00:34:25,352
Oh, honey, that makes no sense.

873
00:34:26,703 --> 00:34:27,787
Oh, yeah.

874
00:34:28,172 --> 00:34:29,289
Duh.

875
00:34:29,358 --> 00:34:31,524
That doesn't make sense.

876
00:34:31,593 --> 00:34:32,993
Pretzel?

877
00:34:33,061 --> 00:34:35,195
Uh, no, I'm good. Okay.

878
00:34:36,281 --> 00:34:38,064
Rebecca, I think I
know what I have to do.

879
00:34:38,133 --> 00:34:39,332
Really, what's that?

880
00:34:39,401 --> 00:34:40,834
Stop trying to be who someone else

881
00:34:40,859 --> 00:34:43,391
wants me to be and...

882
00:34:44,106 --> 00:34:46,024
just try to be who I want to be.

883
00:34:46,808 --> 00:34:48,149
Yeah...

884
00:34:49,516 --> 00:34:51,044
Yeah.

885
00:34:51,706 --> 00:34:53,906
That's a really good point.

886
00:34:54,950 --> 00:34:57,584
See? You're smart.

887
00:35:01,123 --> 00:35:03,123
- Hey.
- Hey, honey. What's up?

888
00:35:03,191 --> 00:35:04,658
Hey. Come in.

889
00:35:04,683 --> 00:35:05,994
I want to talk to you about something.

890
00:35:06,061 --> 00:35:07,282
Okay.

891
00:35:11,199 --> 00:35:12,999
Um...

892
00:35:13,068 --> 00:35:14,668
so, yeah.

893
00:35:14,736 --> 00:35:16,040
Uh...

894
00:35:16,972 --> 00:35:18,905
Paula, I...

895
00:35:20,468 --> 00:35:22,401
I don't want to be a lawyer anymore.

896
00:35:23,806 --> 00:35:25,011
I never wanted to.

897
00:35:25,036 --> 00:35:26,916
It was never my dream.
It was my mother's dream.

898
00:35:27,015 --> 00:35:28,015
Wow.

899
00:35:28,050 --> 00:35:29,050
And it's your dream.

900
00:35:29,084 --> 00:35:30,684
It's your dream, which is great.

901
00:35:30,752 --> 00:35:32,130
The profession needs
more people like you,

902
00:35:32,154 --> 00:35:35,355
who care about all that
hideously boring crap.

903
00:35:37,959 --> 00:35:40,794
Wow.

904
00:35:40,862 --> 00:35:44,664
So you're... never
coming back to the office?

905
00:35:46,578 --> 00:35:49,379
I don't think so. No.

906
00:35:52,190 --> 00:35:53,856
Where does that leave you?

907
00:36:01,742 --> 00:36:04,150
So, it wouldn't be
Pretzel Central anymore.

908
00:36:05,101 --> 00:36:06,742
It'd be my own thing.

909
00:36:07,856 --> 00:36:11,459
And I'm thinking of calling it...

910
00:36:11,484 --> 00:36:13,226
Rebetzel's.

911
00:36:13,339 --> 00:36:14,838
Oh, I love it.

912
00:36:15,312 --> 00:36:17,430
You ending up owning a pretzel shop...

913
00:36:17,499 --> 00:36:19,866
It feels right. It feels like destiny,

914
00:36:19,891 --> 00:36:21,223
in a way.

915
00:36:22,171 --> 00:36:24,437
No. You know, I don't
believe in destiny anymore.

916
00:36:24,919 --> 00:36:26,252
I just believe in

917
00:36:27,179 --> 00:36:28,308
taking responsibility

918
00:36:28,376 --> 00:36:29,909
for your own happiness.

919
00:36:30,609 --> 00:36:31,888
And right now, for me,

920
00:36:31,913 --> 00:36:34,347
that's my friends,

921
00:36:34,416 --> 00:36:36,683
volunteering at the jail,

922
00:36:36,752 --> 00:36:38,125
and...

923
00:36:38,653 --> 00:36:40,787
this pretzel shop, as
crazy as that seems.

924
00:36:41,289 --> 00:36:43,356
And, Paula, I'm so sorry to leave you

925
00:36:43,425 --> 00:36:44,669
hanging upstairs... Uh-uh, no, no, no.

926
00:36:44,693 --> 00:36:46,626
Stop. Don't apologize.

927
00:36:46,695 --> 00:36:48,862
As long as you are happy.

928
00:36:48,930 --> 00:36:50,463
That is what matters to me.

929
00:36:50,532 --> 00:36:52,799
Truly.

930
00:36:52,868 --> 00:36:55,011
It always has.

931
00:36:55,036 --> 00:36:56,436
Oh.

932
00:36:56,548 --> 00:36:57,647
What time is it?

933
00:36:57,672 --> 00:36:58,716
Tim and I started sharing a watch.

934
00:36:58,740 --> 00:37:00,106
I don't know why I agreed to that.

935
00:37:00,175 --> 00:37:02,442
- You know, we should go. We
don't want to be late. - Okay.

936
00:37:05,614 --> 00:37:06,679
Hey, man.

937
00:37:06,748 --> 00:37:08,381
Been a while.

938
00:37:08,450 --> 00:37:09,549
Psyched to play ball?

939
00:37:09,618 --> 00:37:10,950
We're not playing ball today.

940
00:37:11,791 --> 00:37:13,391
We're not?

941
00:37:18,486 --> 00:37:19,752
Is that a tuxedo?

942
00:37:19,777 --> 00:37:20,777
Yeah.

943
00:37:22,641 --> 00:37:23,774
Is that for me?

944
00:37:23,799 --> 00:37:24,799
Yeah.

945
00:37:35,577 --> 00:37:37,510
? ?

946
00:37:37,579 --> 00:37:39,279
Shh!

947
00:37:49,686 --> 00:37:51,686
? ?

948
00:38:09,278 --> 00:38:12,045
? ?

949
00:38:30,765 --> 00:38:32,532
I thought you didn't want this.

950
00:38:32,601 --> 00:38:35,902
I don't... but you do.

951
00:38:35,971 --> 00:38:38,004
And that's what matters.

952
00:38:39,608 --> 00:38:41,307
I love you.

953
00:38:41,420 --> 00:38:42,986
I love you, too.

954
00:38:45,399 --> 00:38:47,046
Let's do this.

955
00:38:47,115 --> 00:38:48,648
You may be seated.

956
00:38:51,253 --> 00:38:53,019
Do your thing, Brah.

957
00:38:53,088 --> 00:38:55,288
Roger that, Heather.

958
00:38:55,357 --> 00:38:56,990
But first, before we begin,

959
00:38:57,058 --> 00:38:59,158
Heather has asked a good friend who is

960
00:38:59,227 --> 00:39:00,693
great with words

961
00:39:00,762 --> 00:39:03,037
and also very proud of
where she went to college,

962
00:39:03,062 --> 00:39:04,944
to say a little something.

963
00:39:10,831 --> 00:39:13,983
Um, I love fairy tales.

964
00:39:14,585 --> 00:39:16,721
And this is from the greatest fairy tale

965
00:39:16,745 --> 00:39:19,445
of all time... the Bible.

966
00:39:19,514 --> 00:39:21,022
Oh.

967
00:39:21,047 --> 00:39:23,194
I made some changes
because there's always room

968
00:39:23,218 --> 00:39:24,522
for improvement.

969
00:39:24,811 --> 00:39:26,811
Oh, okay.

970
00:39:27,155 --> 00:39:28,955
"Love is patient,

971
00:39:29,024 --> 00:39:31,022
"love is kind.

972
00:39:32,022 --> 00:39:33,793
"Love is taking your boyfriend

973
00:39:33,818 --> 00:39:35,972
"to the ER for his pus-y black toe.

974
00:39:36,554 --> 00:39:38,575
"Love is supporting your girlfriend

975
00:39:38,600 --> 00:39:40,960
"through her pregnancy
with someone else's baby.

976
00:39:42,554 --> 00:39:44,904
"Love is finding your own path.

977
00:39:45,468 --> 00:39:47,440
"When you travel that path

978
00:39:47,509 --> 00:39:49,642
"and find the one you love,

979
00:39:49,711 --> 00:39:51,577
you should hold on tight."

980
00:39:52,796 --> 00:39:54,647
Oh, God.

981
00:39:55,020 --> 00:39:56,486
I love her.

982
00:39:59,120 --> 00:40:01,821
I... I got to get her back.

983
00:40:02,084 --> 00:40:05,022
Oh, damn it, I talked.

984
00:40:05,046 --> 00:40:07,593
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