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Previously on "A Million
Little Things"...

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I quit my job!

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- What?
- Yeah.

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Hey. You're Maggie's friend.

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- I'm Tom.
- Gary.

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Grape soda. How vintage.

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I thought I'd... drop
off a little care package.

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It can't be easy staring down
another round of treatment.

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Nope.

10
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Every day, you push away
more and more of Dad.

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I want to remember him.

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Why... Why don't you?

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I don't know where we go from here.

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I'm still trying to
figure out how we got here.

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I could blame it on you and Delilah,

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but the truth is, we were
broken long before that.

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Hey, Gina.

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So, I got the, uh, the tile samples,

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and I forgot...

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What did we say, your place or mine?

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Everything okay, sweetie?

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Yeah, Mom. Amazing.

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My place it is.

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Oh, actually, uh, Rome,

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can D and I meet here,

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or do you have to write today?

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Oh, no. You're good. I got to run an

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errand later anyway.

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Great.

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She's 15.

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She'll be out of the
house in three years.

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Just stock up on wine.

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All right, sir, let me ask you this.

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How many people are
actually gonna be with us

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on this thing?

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Because between the two of us,

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the whole reason I'm planning this trip

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is because I'm trying to trick her

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into sharing this
pretty important secret

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she's been keeping from me.

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Oh, it's...

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You're the guy.

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It's... It's us and you.

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Okay, um...

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...well, in that case, uh...

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Whoa. Whoa.

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Here she comes. We'll see you soon.

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Just be cool.

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Okay, your Larry Bird
Celtics soap dispenser

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is officially a cry for help.

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Please call my office.

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I will make you a referral.

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And I'll have you know that I painted

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that soap dispenser all by myself

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when I took Theo to Paint The Rainbow.

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- Wow.
- Mm-hmm.

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It's a masterpiece. You
know what Theo painted?

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- Hmm?
- An ashtray.

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Nobody smokes.

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Everybody washes their hands.

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Go home, change, pack a
sweatshirt. No spoilers.

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And I will pick you up at 11:00,

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and we will go to an
undisclosed location

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and share a day that we will cherish

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for the rest of our lives.

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All right, buddy. Here we go.

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Let's put it on.

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All right.

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All right, now, arms up.

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Your arms are branches.

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No, Carter, I'm e-mailing
my redlines now.

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- Have them inputted before I get to court...
- Oh!

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- ...so I can give them to the judge.
- Yeah!

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Oh, wow.

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This is great.

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It's really great.

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Of course it only took us,

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like, four trips to Home Depot.

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Six.

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But it was worth it.

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Little man, you're gonna be spectacular!

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It's just a small part.

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Small part?

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There are no small parts.

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Mommy's right.

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Ooh, I have to get to court,

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but my whole office knows
that tomorrow morning,

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I will be going to the theatre.

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But the show's today.

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No, it's the 8th.

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You told me it was the 8th.

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It is today.

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It was moved because of the field trip.

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- I thought they e-mailed both of us.
- No.

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Apparently they only
e-mail the primary parent.

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You're still coming, right, Mommy?

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Hey, you know what, bud?

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Why don't you

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go upstairs and put
on your school clothes?

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Okay.

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Damn it. I'm in court all morning.

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Listen. It's gonna be okay.

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I can just film it.

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You don't get it.

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I know you think I'm distant.

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I am just... trying to survive.

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I didn't get to see
our son awake yesterday.

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Well, no, we did FaceTime...

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Don't say "FaceTime"!

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Don't you dare say "Face..."

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FaceTime was probably
invented by a woman

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who also didn't get to
raise the baby she had.

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I don't want to go to court.

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I want to watch my son be a tree.

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I was never a difficult teenager.

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I was a delight.

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My parents were the crazy ones.

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Oh, my God.

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Well, I was the worst.

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Did you ever make your mother cry?

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I made my father cry.

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I once backed his car
into his other car.

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Sophie's never learning how to drive.

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It sounds like you didn't either.

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I just... I have so much
on my plate right now,

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and my plate just got fuller.

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Just breathe.

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Everything is gonna be okay.

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You're right.

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- Ugh.
- Who is it?

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The principal at Sophie's school.

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Hi, Mr. Mclsaac.

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Oh, my goodness.

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Yeah, I-I'll be... I'll be right there.

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Thank you.

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What happened?

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Sophie just punched someone.

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You sure you don't want kids?

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I'm having a sale.

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Ooh, I need to get down there.

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Do you want me to drive you?

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I really don't.

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Guys, I messed up.

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"Snow White" starts
in under three hours,

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and I need to delay it
until Katherine gets there.

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Any ideas how?

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What do you got? Throw them at me.

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Ooh! Ooh!

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- You could just pull the fire alarm.
- That's on me.

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I should've been more specific.

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No felonies.

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Well, there goes my idea.

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I'm afraid to ask.

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- Oh, you make a real poison apple.
- Okay.

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That'll buy a couple hours, or forever.

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Come on, guys. This is serious.

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What is that noise I'm hearing?

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I'm making apple snacks

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for Theo's play,

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and I got lemon juice in my fret finger.

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Fret finger?

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No, that's not a thing.

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Okay, guys, not helping.

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- I need a win here.
- Wait, wait.

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H-How... How is this your fault again?

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The whole reason Katherine's
not the primary parent

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is 'cause she's had to work crazy hours

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ever since my band imploded,

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and I don't know if you guys are aware,

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but we're not in a
great place right now.

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Well, was that before or after

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you slept with other
members of our friend group?

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- Wow.
- Yeah, I know.

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But Katherine has done
nothing but support me,

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and I want to support her.

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And you think getting
her to a second-grade play

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is gonna make up for years
of alcoholism and infidelity?

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You might want to
check your math on that.

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Are you ready to call your
first witness, counselor?

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Permission to approach, Your Honor?

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Your Honor, I move to adjourn
until tomorrow morning.

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On what grounds, counselor?

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Full disclosure, Your Honor.

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My son is a tree in the school play,

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and the forest takes the stage at noon.

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No small parts.

188
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Exactly.

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Your Honor, you know hard it is

190
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to be a working mother.

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Indeed.

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In fact, this morning,

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my daughter had a fever of 102.

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And yet, here I am.

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Shall we call your
first witness, counselor?

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And there's a part of me that feels like

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I shouldn't be allowed to
tell them that I need help.

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I should be stronger than that.

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'Cause you can't be the
reason you don't make it.

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What?

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That's how it works, right?

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You can't be the one in your family

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who's tapping out.

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It's hard enough.

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Between racism, gangs,

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police messing with us...

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You can't be the reason
you don't make it.

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Am I right?

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How am I supposed to
drive over here in my Tesla

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and tell you that my life is bad?

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You have a right to
feel depressed, Rome.

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You have a right to
acknowledge that you're unhappy.

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- But I can't.
- And you have a right

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to be happy.

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I quit my job to pursue my dreams.

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I thought I'd feel different.

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But I don't.

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Is there a history of
depression in your family?

219
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There's a history of "we don't
talk about that" in my family.

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No, my mom's a solid.

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My pops is a real go-getter.

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Gets up at 4:30 every morning,

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works like 12 hours a day.

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He ain't got time to be sad.

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Well, I think you
should ask your parents

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and keep talking to me, if that helps.

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In the meantime,

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I am gonna start you
on an antidepressant.

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Really?

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Mm-hmm.

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Okay, so, if I agree to do it,

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how long do I have to take the meds?

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If they work, for the rest of your life.

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As you know, at Holy Cross,

235
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we have a zero-tolerance policy.

236
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But I'm also aware that your family

237
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has been through a lot.

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Thank you for being so understanding.

239
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It has been a difficult time for us.

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Um, that said, Jon and I
never condoned violence,

241
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and I, for one, am embarrassed, and...

242
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I'm sure, Sophie, that you are, too.

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If I could, I'd hit her again.

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Sophie, I don't understand.

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Chloe didn't even touch you, right?

246
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What makes you think
it'd be okay to hit her?

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She put Dad on a prayer list,

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said suicide's a sin and
that he's burning in Hell.

249
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I know that you're upset,

250
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and what Chloe did was wrong.

251
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- Look, I understand that you're hurting...
- Yeah, no.

252
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You don't understand,
and I don't expect you to.

253
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Whole reason I go to Holy Cross

254
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is 'cause Dad went here.

255
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He took us to church, he
taught us to believe in God,

256
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and now the one person

257
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who understands how I'm feeling is gone.

258
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I still think that I understand...

259
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You know, the Bible says

260
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that you're not supposed to take a life,

261
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but that's exactly what God did,

262
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so either he doesn't
exist or he's a hypocrite.

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- Which is it?
- You can't believe that.

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God, are you kidding me?

265
00:10:21,620 --> 00:10:24,000
You don't believe in any of this.

266
00:10:25,890 --> 00:10:28,889
You've been to church
twice in your entire life.

267
00:10:28,890 --> 00:10:30,809
Once when you married Dad,

268
00:10:30,810 --> 00:10:32,559
and then when you buried him.

269
00:10:36,180 --> 00:10:38,470
So, Mr. Andrews, am I to understand

270
00:10:38,480 --> 00:10:40,099
you were unaware that
Huntington Properties

271
00:10:40,100 --> 00:10:42,145
misrepresented their
second-quarter earnings?

272
00:10:42,148 --> 00:10:43,519
That's correct.

273
00:10:43,680 --> 00:10:46,870
You turned in your
work laptop, exhibit 22.

274
00:10:46,875 --> 00:10:49,520
Mr. Andrews, did you delete

275
00:10:49,540 --> 00:10:50,700
any files on the hard drive

276
00:10:50,720 --> 00:10:52,300
before surrendering your laptop?

277
00:10:52,307 --> 00:10:54,269
Objection. Speculative.

278
00:10:54,270 --> 00:10:56,100
He'll answer.

279
00:10:58,680 --> 00:11:00,389
It's possible.

280
00:11:00,580 --> 00:11:02,640
So, it's possible

281
00:11:02,660 --> 00:11:04,520
you deleted financial
records of a company

282
00:11:04,540 --> 00:11:06,790
prior to turning in a
subpoenaed piece of evidence?

283
00:11:06,800 --> 00:11:07,800
Objection.

284
00:11:07,810 --> 00:11:09,540
Your Honor, can we
have the rest of the day

285
00:11:09,546 --> 00:11:11,398
to identify any deleted files?

286
00:11:12,860 --> 00:11:14,720
- Counselor?
- I'm good with that.

287
00:11:14,723 --> 00:11:17,343
Court is adjourned until
10:00 Monday morning.

288
00:11:17,930 --> 00:11:20,349
Well played, counselor.
Enjoy the theatre.

289
00:11:20,740 --> 00:11:22,050
Perfect.

290
00:11:22,060 --> 00:11:24,889
Oh, cutest tree in the forest.

291
00:11:24,990 --> 00:11:27,190
And thank you, Eddie,
for parking respectfully

292
00:11:27,200 --> 00:11:29,020
before getting Theo's costume out.

293
00:11:29,030 --> 00:11:30,089
Unlike Kelly, who thinks

294
00:11:30,090 --> 00:11:32,359
just because she drove
three of the seven dwarves

295
00:11:32,360 --> 00:11:33,699
that she can hold up the carpool lane

296
00:11:33,700 --> 00:11:34,949
for the better part of 10 minutes.

297
00:11:34,950 --> 00:11:36,070
Hi, Gail.

298
00:11:36,080 --> 00:11:37,690
- Hi. Come on.
- Beth.

299
00:11:37,700 --> 00:11:39,020
Eddie.

300
00:11:39,030 --> 00:11:41,920
Hey, Dad. Is Mom gonna be here?

301
00:11:43,780 --> 00:11:45,900
You know what, bud?

302
00:11:45,910 --> 00:11:47,679
She's gonna try her best.

303
00:11:47,680 --> 00:11:50,360
"Try" always means "no."

304
00:11:50,370 --> 00:11:52,070
Hey, Theo!

305
00:11:58,580 --> 00:11:59,690
Hey, what's up?

306
00:11:59,700 --> 00:12:01,830
Hey, GPS has me there in 38 minutes.

307
00:12:01,840 --> 00:12:02,940
Great.

308
00:12:02,950 --> 00:12:04,530
But the play starts in 20.

309
00:12:05,700 --> 00:12:07,070
I'll stall.

310
00:12:07,080 --> 00:12:09,110
How are you gonna do that?

311
00:12:09,120 --> 00:12:10,690
No idea.

312
00:12:15,620 --> 00:12:17,040
- Wow!
- Yep.

313
00:12:18,430 --> 00:12:22,480
I did not think of you
as a hot-air-balloon type.

314
00:12:22,490 --> 00:12:23,869
Well, drink it in.

315
00:12:23,870 --> 00:12:25,809
You know, Gary, I got to say,

316
00:12:25,810 --> 00:12:27,320
I'm a little surprised.

317
00:12:27,380 --> 00:12:30,360
I'm a little pleasantly surprised.

318
00:12:30,370 --> 00:12:32,650
Well, there's a lot you
don't know about me, Maggie.

319
00:12:32,660 --> 00:12:35,570
Maybe some things I
don't know about you.

320
00:12:35,580 --> 00:12:37,599
But I did check this website.

321
00:12:37,600 --> 00:12:39,689
It looks great.

322
00:12:39,690 --> 00:12:42,340
The basket seemed bigger online.

323
00:12:42,350 --> 00:12:43,570
Ooh!

324
00:12:43,580 --> 00:12:45,690
They're serving
chocolate-covered strawberries

325
00:12:45,700 --> 00:12:47,699
at 3,000 feet.

326
00:12:47,700 --> 00:12:49,650
3,000 feet?

327
00:12:49,660 --> 00:12:52,360
No, that's... got to be a typo, right?

328
00:12:55,160 --> 00:12:56,989
Okay, everybody, freeze.

329
00:12:56,990 --> 00:12:59,079
We are missing the evil queen's apple.

330
00:12:59,080 --> 00:13:00,589
What?

331
00:13:00,590 --> 00:13:01,629
No red apple?

332
00:13:01,630 --> 00:13:03,770
There's no "Snow White"
without a red apple.

333
00:13:03,780 --> 00:13:05,230
Yeah, that's what I just said.

334
00:13:05,240 --> 00:13:07,230
I will just run to the store

335
00:13:07,240 --> 00:13:09,189
and, uh, be back in like 20 minutes.

336
00:13:09,190 --> 00:13:10,899
Just go to the teacher's lounge.

337
00:13:10,900 --> 00:13:12,150
There's like 40 in there.

338
00:13:12,160 --> 00:13:13,560
Okay, I got it.

339
00:13:13,570 --> 00:13:15,100
You're a hero.

340
00:13:16,230 --> 00:13:19,609
If you're interested in
continuing that streak,

341
00:13:19,610 --> 00:13:22,110
my wife is just running
a little late from work.

342
00:13:22,120 --> 00:13:25,020
Could you delay the
production 20 minutes?

343
00:13:25,030 --> 00:13:27,190
Yeah...

344
00:13:27,200 --> 00:13:29,070
No.

345
00:13:29,080 --> 00:13:31,689
If we delay it, the kids get hangry.

346
00:13:31,690 --> 00:13:35,150
But, you know, the only reason

347
00:13:35,160 --> 00:13:36,730
she's running late in the first place

348
00:13:36,740 --> 00:13:37,829
is because your school

349
00:13:37,830 --> 00:13:39,620
only e-mails the primary parent.

350
00:13:39,640 --> 00:13:41,140
Well, Mr. Taylor, in our family,

351
00:13:41,160 --> 00:13:43,080
- we're both the primary parent.
- I get it, Eddie,

352
00:13:43,090 --> 00:13:45,440
but a lot of parents here
have jobs to go back to.

353
00:13:45,450 --> 00:13:48,129
I promised Gail we'd
start the show by noon.

354
00:13:48,130 --> 00:13:49,810
Okay, I get it.

355
00:13:49,820 --> 00:13:52,810
I mean, Gail's a working mother, too.

356
00:13:54,200 --> 00:13:56,569
You know what?

357
00:13:56,570 --> 00:13:59,429
What happened with my
wife makes me realize

358
00:13:59,430 --> 00:14:02,230
it is about time working mothers

359
00:14:02,240 --> 00:14:04,059
had more of a say around here.

360
00:14:04,060 --> 00:14:05,500
Am I right, Gail?

361
00:14:05,700 --> 00:14:07,230
- What's that?
- I mean, you're always telling me

362
00:14:07,240 --> 00:14:08,800
that the drop-off line is inefficient

363
00:14:08,820 --> 00:14:10,356
and doesn't get her
back to work on time.

364
00:14:10,380 --> 00:14:12,160
Oh, yeah. If we're waiting for one kid

365
00:14:12,170 --> 00:14:13,170
who forgot his backpack,

366
00:14:13,180 --> 00:14:14,619
the whole line comes to a standstill.

367
00:14:14,620 --> 00:14:16,070
Two lanes... it just makes sense.

368
00:14:16,080 --> 00:14:17,680
I thought we were
talking about the play.

369
00:14:17,740 --> 00:14:19,760
We're talking about the play.
We're talking about pick-up.

370
00:14:19,770 --> 00:14:21,160
We're talking about drop-offs.
We're talking about

371
00:14:21,170 --> 00:14:22,860
some kid's backpack. It's everything...

372
00:14:22,870 --> 00:14:24,110
- Yes.
- ...Taylor.

373
00:14:24,120 --> 00:14:27,660
Plus, I know Beth has a few
things to say about snacks.

374
00:14:27,700 --> 00:14:29,190
- Yes, I would like...
- Beth, no.

375
00:14:29,200 --> 00:14:31,250
Okay, just 'cause Lucas can't have sugar

376
00:14:31,260 --> 00:14:33,000
doesn't mean all the kids
have to suffer, okay?

377
00:14:33,020 --> 00:14:34,579
In the afternoon, it needs to be safe

378
00:14:34,580 --> 00:14:36,760
- for my second-grader to come in.
- And we need more after-school activities.

379
00:14:36,780 --> 00:14:38,300
- Those fifth graders start sooner...
- Swimming, drama classes.

380
00:14:38,320 --> 00:14:39,730
- ...'cause they're allowed to walk together.
- I-I hear you.

381
00:14:39,740 --> 00:14:41,070
A lot of things that need
to be done in this school.

382
00:14:41,080 --> 00:14:42,080
And maybe the buses shouldn't
line up in the front.

383
00:14:42,090 --> 00:14:43,276
And honestly, you don't need...

384
00:14:43,300 --> 00:14:45,439
Walter, for once, will you listen to me?

385
00:14:45,440 --> 00:14:46,916
I will as soon as you make sense.

386
00:14:46,940 --> 00:14:48,879
Well, you need to call someone.

387
00:14:48,880 --> 00:14:51,500
- Someone costs money. I'm free.
- Well, it won't be free

388
00:14:51,520 --> 00:14:54,060
when you fall off the ladder
and crack your skull open.

389
00:14:54,120 --> 00:14:56,080
I'm not moving into no facility.

390
00:14:56,100 --> 00:14:57,230
I'm not gonna do it.

391
00:14:57,340 --> 00:14:58,370
Hey, Mom.

392
00:14:58,380 --> 00:15:00,250
Romie.

393
00:15:00,260 --> 00:15:02,910
I didn't know you was dropping by.

394
00:15:03,930 --> 00:15:07,170
Maybe you can talk some
sense into your father.

395
00:15:07,180 --> 00:15:08,440
I'm not calling a different man

396
00:15:08,470 --> 00:15:10,210
to fix something in this man's house.

397
00:15:10,220 --> 00:15:11,830
Okay, Pop, you go ahead. I got you.

398
00:15:11,840 --> 00:15:13,140
Two things...

399
00:15:13,160 --> 00:15:14,920
how much you pay for those sneakers?

400
00:15:14,980 --> 00:15:16,520
And get your hands off my damn ladder.

401
00:15:17,840 --> 00:15:18,960
Yeah.

402
00:15:22,590 --> 00:15:24,660
- Sophie, you're suspended.
- I get it, Mom.

403
00:15:24,680 --> 00:15:26,620
It's on my permanent record,
and I wrecked my life

404
00:15:26,640 --> 00:15:28,040
because I'm never getting into Harvard.

405
00:15:28,050 --> 00:15:30,670
No, what I was gonna say
is you're suspended...

406
00:15:30,680 --> 00:15:32,000
I'm suspended.

407
00:15:32,010 --> 00:15:33,860
We're spending the day together.

408
00:15:33,940 --> 00:15:35,800
What do you want to do?

409
00:15:38,880 --> 00:15:40,540
Okay.

410
00:15:40,600 --> 00:15:42,910
As we await our inflatable

411
00:15:42,920 --> 00:15:44,250
and, from the looks of it,

412
00:15:44,260 --> 00:15:47,250
highly combustible chariot,

413
00:15:47,260 --> 00:15:52,290
sit back, relax, and enjoy the fact

414
00:15:52,300 --> 00:15:55,790
that I have brought the
city of Chicago to you.

415
00:15:55,800 --> 00:15:57,370
Oh, my God.

416
00:15:57,380 --> 00:15:58,900
You hate deep dish.

417
00:15:58,920 --> 00:16:00,420
Because it's disgusting.

418
00:16:00,460 --> 00:16:01,460
But if that is the only way

419
00:16:01,470 --> 00:16:03,120
to score points with Maggie Bloom,

420
00:16:03,130 --> 00:16:07,040
then I will eat this
soggy excuse for pizza.

421
00:16:07,050 --> 00:16:10,620
Note... mushrooms on your half.

422
00:16:10,630 --> 00:16:12,580
What is happening?

423
00:16:12,700 --> 00:16:14,820
Just when I think I know you, Gary.

424
00:16:14,840 --> 00:16:17,360
Well, that's what today is all about.

425
00:16:17,550 --> 00:16:19,250
Getting to know each other.

426
00:16:19,260 --> 00:16:22,540
Yeah, it's funny that
you say that, actually.

427
00:16:22,550 --> 00:16:23,700
Um...

428
00:16:25,420 --> 00:16:26,900
Um...

429
00:16:27,220 --> 00:16:31,080
I actually did want to
tell you something.

430
00:16:31,090 --> 00:16:34,870
You have my undivided attention.

431
00:16:34,980 --> 00:16:37,040
Um...

432
00:16:37,050 --> 00:16:38,790
Well...

433
00:16:43,590 --> 00:16:46,580
Mm, something's happened, and...

434
00:16:46,590 --> 00:16:48,040
Is that grape soda?

435
00:16:48,050 --> 00:16:49,910
I love grape soda.

436
00:16:49,920 --> 00:16:51,600
It's delicious. Please continue.

437
00:16:51,720 --> 00:16:54,920
We've never talked soda.
How did you know?

438
00:16:54,960 --> 00:16:57,580
You know, it's an easy leap to make.

439
00:16:57,590 --> 00:16:59,220
You drink a lot of wine.

440
00:17:01,050 --> 00:17:02,170
Tom.

441
00:17:02,180 --> 00:17:04,740
- You talked to Tom.
- I don't know a Tom.

442
00:17:05,010 --> 00:17:06,830
I'm Gary with the grape soda.

443
00:17:06,840 --> 00:17:08,740
My God.

444
00:17:08,800 --> 00:17:11,670
When he came by with the care package.

445
00:17:11,680 --> 00:17:13,680
- Of course. Oh, my God.
- Okay, fine.

446
00:17:13,740 --> 00:17:15,620
The grape soda was boring Tom's idea,

447
00:17:15,630 --> 00:17:17,480
but everything else is me.
Okay, this whole day...

448
00:17:17,500 --> 00:17:19,250
Is a lie.

449
00:17:19,260 --> 00:17:21,660
Is this this day of deception

450
00:17:21,680 --> 00:17:23,450
to try to get me to open up to you?

451
00:17:23,480 --> 00:17:25,120
I mean, uh...

452
00:17:25,130 --> 00:17:27,090
What else did he tell you?

453
00:17:32,550 --> 00:17:33,839
I am so sorry.

454
00:17:33,840 --> 00:17:35,540
I'm sorry. I should've told you.

455
00:17:35,550 --> 00:17:37,120
I should've been more straightforward.

456
00:17:37,140 --> 00:17:38,460
Okay, I know that.

457
00:17:38,470 --> 00:17:39,659
I blew it. I wanted to.

458
00:17:39,660 --> 00:17:42,520
I just... I wanted you
to tell me yourself

459
00:17:42,630 --> 00:17:45,750
so that I could tell you
that I am here, okay?

460
00:17:45,760 --> 00:17:46,800
I am here,

461
00:17:46,880 --> 00:17:48,790
and I will do whatever it
takes to get you well,

462
00:17:48,800 --> 00:17:51,540
and we will fight this thing together.

463
00:17:51,680 --> 00:17:54,080
- Oh.
- Okay?

464
00:17:56,400 --> 00:17:58,000
Look.

465
00:18:00,180 --> 00:18:04,370
The thing is that he
didn't tell you everything

466
00:18:04,380 --> 00:18:06,910
because he does not know everything.

467
00:18:06,920 --> 00:18:08,880
What doesn't he know?

468
00:18:10,200 --> 00:18:12,830
I'm done with treatment.

469
00:18:16,340 --> 00:18:19,500
I'm not gonna fight my cancer.

470
00:18:33,550 --> 00:18:35,680
Mmm! Wow.

471
00:18:35,880 --> 00:18:38,820
So, you're just gonna let yourself die.

472
00:18:38,970 --> 00:18:40,720
I don't know if you've heard,

473
00:18:40,760 --> 00:18:42,500
Gary, but we're all gonna die.

474
00:18:43,500 --> 00:18:45,160
The question is, what are you gonna do

475
00:18:45,200 --> 00:18:46,760
with your life before that happens?

476
00:18:46,820 --> 00:18:48,870
I, myself, am going to eat

477
00:18:48,880 --> 00:18:50,899
half of a mushroom deep-dish pizza

478
00:18:50,900 --> 00:18:52,719
and take a romantic
hot-air-balloon ride.

479
00:18:52,720 --> 00:18:55,200
I encourage you to join me.

480
00:18:55,240 --> 00:18:56,999
With all due respect,
that's the stupidest thing

481
00:18:57,000 --> 00:18:59,980
- that your face has ever said.
- Maybe.

482
00:19:02,040 --> 00:19:04,080
But I learned it from you.

483
00:19:04,090 --> 00:19:05,700
What?

484
00:19:05,760 --> 00:19:07,540
- The night we met...
- In a remission group.

485
00:19:07,550 --> 00:19:10,080
Mm-hmm, exactly.

486
00:19:10,140 --> 00:19:13,280
I was not supposed to be there,

487
00:19:13,300 --> 00:19:16,000
but I'm glad I was because I met you.

488
00:19:18,380 --> 00:19:22,330
Do you know where I was
supposed to go the next day?

489
00:19:22,340 --> 00:19:23,340
Chemo.

490
00:19:24,140 --> 00:19:27,340
My first round... again.

491
00:19:27,510 --> 00:19:29,940
But instead,

492
00:19:30,020 --> 00:19:34,080
after hooking up with a
devilishly handsome guy,

493
00:19:34,090 --> 00:19:37,370
I went with him to a funeral,

494
00:19:37,380 --> 00:19:40,600
and I met his crazy, wonderful friends,

495
00:19:40,640 --> 00:19:42,670
who made me realize

496
00:19:42,680 --> 00:19:46,839
that I would rather keep the
life that I have right now

497
00:19:46,840 --> 00:19:49,620
than waste it fighting for a future

498
00:19:49,660 --> 00:19:51,410
that I probably won't even get.

499
00:19:51,420 --> 00:19:53,000
- It doesn't have to be that way!
- Well, exactly.

500
00:19:53,010 --> 00:19:54,720
- You of all people should know that!
- No, I do know that.

501
00:19:54,740 --> 00:19:56,560
That's why I'm not letting it.

502
00:19:58,580 --> 00:20:00,790
Gary, these last few
weeks have been better

503
00:20:00,800 --> 00:20:03,100
than the whole 28 years before that.

504
00:20:03,120 --> 00:20:04,159
No way. I don't buy that.

505
00:20:04,160 --> 00:20:05,549
No, you do the chemo, Maggie.

506
00:20:05,550 --> 00:20:06,739
You do the chemo,

507
00:20:06,740 --> 00:20:08,360
and then you get 28 more great years!

508
00:20:08,380 --> 00:20:10,460
You can't guarantee
that, Gary. You can't.

509
00:20:10,470 --> 00:20:11,660
No one can.

510
00:20:11,740 --> 00:20:14,290
But I can guarantee

511
00:20:14,300 --> 00:20:16,830
the quality of the
time that I have left.

512
00:20:17,880 --> 00:20:19,936
You're a numbers guy. You
know that I could fight this

513
00:20:19,960 --> 00:20:23,750
and have what the doctors say
is a 30% chance of living,

514
00:20:23,760 --> 00:20:26,040
or I could keep doing

515
00:20:26,050 --> 00:20:28,460
exactly what I'm doing right now

516
00:20:28,470 --> 00:20:30,120
and have a 100% chance

517
00:20:30,130 --> 00:20:31,700
of loving the time that I have left.

518
00:20:38,220 --> 00:20:40,040
Wow.

519
00:20:43,090 --> 00:20:44,940
I... I...

520
00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:47,900
I don't want you to take
this the wrong way, but I...

521
00:20:48,100 --> 00:20:50,560
really, really wish you hadn't met me.

522
00:21:00,840 --> 00:21:03,500
Got another one!

523
00:21:03,510 --> 00:21:05,840
Mom, it's back on!

524
00:21:09,680 --> 00:21:11,410
I thought we were watching a movie.

525
00:21:11,420 --> 00:21:13,640
What... What are you doing with Doug?

526
00:21:14,540 --> 00:21:16,080
You still mad at Chloe?

527
00:21:16,090 --> 00:21:17,639
Yeah, I hate her stupid face.

528
00:21:17,640 --> 00:21:20,170
Thought so. That's why
I brought up Doug.

529
00:21:20,180 --> 00:21:22,340
Let's put the gloves on.

530
00:21:26,440 --> 00:21:29,560
Dad bought all this equipment
and only used it once.

531
00:21:29,660 --> 00:21:31,480
He burned more calories

532
00:21:31,500 --> 00:21:33,080
taking it out of the packaging.

533
00:21:34,120 --> 00:21:36,750
All right, let's take
it all out on Doug.

534
00:21:36,860 --> 00:21:39,580
Can I call him Chloe?

535
00:21:39,590 --> 00:21:41,460
I don't think we should.

536
00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:46,540
So, when are you gonna put a
baby in that wife of yours?

537
00:21:46,560 --> 00:21:49,120
You know we ain't doing that.

538
00:21:49,130 --> 00:21:50,820
I just want you to have what I have.

539
00:21:54,720 --> 00:21:55,960
Dad.

540
00:21:55,970 --> 00:21:57,260
Mm-hmm?

541
00:22:00,340 --> 00:22:01,970
You ever feel, uh...

542
00:22:03,360 --> 00:22:05,480
You ever feel down...

543
00:22:05,500 --> 00:22:07,580
for more than a couple of days?

544
00:22:08,320 --> 00:22:11,010
Maybe after your grandma died.

545
00:22:13,580 --> 00:22:15,630
I'm not talking about that.

546
00:22:22,260 --> 00:22:25,460
Everybody feels sad, son.

547
00:22:25,560 --> 00:22:28,290
Feeling sad is just a part of life.

548
00:22:34,920 --> 00:22:36,700
Oh, God.

549
00:22:36,720 --> 00:22:38,710
That was incredible. Just incredible.

550
00:22:38,720 --> 00:22:40,300
I got so emotional.

551
00:22:40,400 --> 00:22:42,740
- Oh, my God. I missed it.
- You didn't miss it.

552
00:22:42,780 --> 00:22:44,899
You didn't miss it. It
starts in two minutes.

553
00:22:44,900 --> 00:22:46,240
- What?
- Yeah.

554
00:22:46,300 --> 00:22:49,300
Beth and, uh, Gail
started this whole thing

555
00:22:49,340 --> 00:22:50,910
- with Mr. Taylor.
- Oh.

556
00:22:50,920 --> 00:22:53,170
Your husband, can I just tell you,

557
00:22:53,180 --> 00:22:55,260
he spoke up for working moms,

558
00:22:55,300 --> 00:22:56,310
and for the first time,

559
00:22:56,320 --> 00:22:58,090
we're getting some results around here.

560
00:23:00,620 --> 00:23:04,170
Yeah, I, uh, may have
incited a 20-minute debate

561
00:23:04,200 --> 00:23:06,620
about carpool lanes.

562
00:23:06,630 --> 00:23:08,550
For me?

563
00:23:10,050 --> 00:23:11,250
Uh, excuse me, guys?

564
00:23:11,260 --> 00:23:13,920
Uh, there's a problem with Theo.

565
00:23:16,220 --> 00:23:18,220
Jenna says I have a stupid part

566
00:23:18,240 --> 00:23:19,960
because I'm just a tree,

567
00:23:20,020 --> 00:23:22,250
and no one will even notice
if I'm up there or not.

568
00:23:22,260 --> 00:23:23,640
That is not true.

569
00:23:23,680 --> 00:23:26,260
She should know, Dad. She's Snow White.

570
00:23:26,380 --> 00:23:27,760
You don't get it.

571
00:23:27,880 --> 00:23:30,920
When you were in your
band, you were the lead.

572
00:23:32,880 --> 00:23:35,790
Well, I know how you feel.

573
00:23:35,880 --> 00:23:37,640
You know what's funny?

574
00:23:37,760 --> 00:23:40,910
Sometimes in the family,
I feel like that.

575
00:23:41,060 --> 00:23:42,620
You do?

576
00:23:42,640 --> 00:23:44,410
Sometimes.

577
00:23:44,420 --> 00:23:46,850
It's 'cause you and Dad
do such a great job

578
00:23:46,860 --> 00:23:48,080
of being the leads,

579
00:23:48,090 --> 00:23:52,000
but sometimes 'cause of work and stuff,

580
00:23:52,220 --> 00:23:55,620
I feel like just another
tree in the forest.

581
00:23:58,580 --> 00:24:00,420
You know what, buddy?

582
00:24:00,550 --> 00:24:04,100
Snow White can't get
lost in the forest...

583
00:24:04,920 --> 00:24:06,910
...without the forest.

584
00:24:08,900 --> 00:24:11,680
You know, sometimes
it's easy for us trees

585
00:24:11,700 --> 00:24:14,260
to forget how important we really are.

586
00:24:15,800 --> 00:24:17,640
But it's nice to be reminded.

587
00:24:19,470 --> 00:24:21,520
Isn't it?

588
00:24:25,920 --> 00:24:27,210
What's he doing?

589
00:24:27,220 --> 00:24:29,780
He wants you to put his costume on him.

590
00:24:30,580 --> 00:24:32,370
Oh!

591
00:24:35,260 --> 00:24:36,520
- Ready?
- Yeah.

592
00:24:39,640 --> 00:24:41,620
Oh, my goodness.

593
00:24:41,720 --> 00:24:43,630
Mwah!

594
00:24:56,900 --> 00:24:59,340
Oh, for God's sake.
Where are we going now?

595
00:25:01,120 --> 00:25:03,210
We are gonna play basketball.

596
00:25:03,220 --> 00:25:05,710
Yeah, you want to live in the moment?

597
00:25:05,720 --> 00:25:07,880
Play some basketball in the moment.

598
00:25:09,180 --> 00:25:10,500
The game is to 21.

599
00:25:10,510 --> 00:25:12,780
Winner takes all. If I beat you,

600
00:25:12,820 --> 00:25:15,560
you're gonna fight cancer
with me by your side,

601
00:25:15,660 --> 00:25:19,280
and you're gonna win just
like you won last time.

602
00:25:19,500 --> 00:25:23,760
Unfortunately, right
now, you're gonna lose.

603
00:25:26,090 --> 00:25:27,280
Deal.

604
00:25:27,380 --> 00:25:30,239
But if I win,

605
00:25:30,240 --> 00:25:32,920
I am not getting any treatment,

606
00:25:33,180 --> 00:25:36,670
and you can't so much as
mention it ever again

607
00:25:36,680 --> 00:25:39,170
to me or anyone.

608
00:25:42,880 --> 00:25:43,880
Game on.

609
00:25:49,580 --> 00:25:51,240
Come on. I'm waiting.

610
00:25:51,280 --> 00:25:53,060
Show me what you got. I'm right here.

611
00:25:53,080 --> 00:25:54,700
Let's see. Huh?

612
00:25:54,760 --> 00:25:56,039
What are you waiting for?

613
00:25:56,040 --> 00:25:57,600
You want to retire this
jersey, Deep Dish?

614
00:25:57,620 --> 00:25:58,719
You're gonna have to get by me.

615
00:25:58,720 --> 00:25:59,900
I will get by you and

616
00:25:59,920 --> 00:26:02,000
your wannabe James Harden beard!

617
00:26:02,010 --> 00:26:03,540
Oh, no!

618
00:26:03,660 --> 00:26:05,340
Why would I go and do that?

619
00:26:05,360 --> 00:26:08,500
Not again! The beard must be...

620
00:26:08,600 --> 00:26:11,199
too tight.

621
00:26:11,200 --> 00:26:12,220
6-1?

622
00:26:12,230 --> 00:26:14,130
6... 1?

623
00:26:14,140 --> 00:26:15,300
1, yeah.

624
00:26:15,360 --> 00:26:18,540
You're gonna be spending
your golden years in Boca.

625
00:26:20,300 --> 00:26:22,790
Also, I think we can probably ix-nay

626
00:26:22,800 --> 00:26:25,460
- the full-court element.
- Yeah. Yeah.

627
00:26:25,470 --> 00:26:26,880
What? Are you tired?

628
00:26:26,940 --> 00:26:28,630
- What?
- You tired?

629
00:26:28,660 --> 00:26:30,500
No, I just don't want to
be here all day, you know?

630
00:26:30,520 --> 00:26:31,520
Oh, okay.

631
00:26:40,980 --> 00:26:42,000
Ohh! Wow!

632
00:26:43,140 --> 00:26:44,460
Nice. You feel better?

633
00:26:44,470 --> 00:26:45,739
No.

634
00:26:45,740 --> 00:26:48,000
Okay.

635
00:26:48,590 --> 00:26:50,290
Plan "B"... let's eat our feelings.

636
00:26:50,300 --> 00:26:52,500
- Yeah!
- Yeah.

637
00:26:52,510 --> 00:26:54,080
Okay.

638
00:26:55,340 --> 00:26:57,380
I'm not gonna lie.

639
00:26:57,510 --> 00:26:59,830
I'm just...

640
00:26:59,840 --> 00:27:02,160
I'm a little bit worried

641
00:27:02,180 --> 00:27:04,280
- about your ankles.
- Oh, come on.

642
00:27:05,740 --> 00:27:08,420
- Great.
- 15 for me.

643
00:27:08,480 --> 00:27:10,740
6 for you.

644
00:27:11,010 --> 00:27:13,910
We are going to chemo.

645
00:27:13,980 --> 00:27:16,540
We're going to chemo.

646
00:27:16,550 --> 00:27:18,839
What else you got? Huh, Hammer pants?

647
00:27:18,840 --> 00:27:20,370
Please, Hammer.

648
00:27:20,380 --> 00:27:21,620
Don't hurt 'em. They're just...

649
00:27:23,380 --> 00:27:25,830
You want to talk about pants?

650
00:27:25,840 --> 00:27:27,960
You just got pantsed.

651
00:27:27,980 --> 00:27:31,120
Okay. So, you've got one move.

652
00:27:31,550 --> 00:27:33,880
That's gonna work one time.

653
00:27:33,980 --> 00:27:37,660
Well, they did call me "Magic Mags."

654
00:27:37,760 --> 00:27:39,700
Everybody thinks they're
Magic in grade school.

655
00:27:39,740 --> 00:27:41,080
Oh, no, this is college.

656
00:27:41,090 --> 00:27:43,040
Brown University, Division I.

657
00:27:43,060 --> 00:27:44,580
Hold up. Division I? No.

658
00:27:44,590 --> 00:27:47,100
You're 5-foot... child.

659
00:27:47,140 --> 00:27:49,360
Yes, I am,

660
00:27:49,420 --> 00:27:51,540
and that's what every college
recruiter used to say.

661
00:27:51,550 --> 00:27:54,960
And then I would... do this.

662
00:27:58,420 --> 00:27:59,900
That's bush league.

663
00:27:59,960 --> 00:28:01,660
You can't feel good about that.

664
00:28:01,700 --> 00:28:03,620
- It was all right.
- Two can play at that game.

665
00:28:06,740 --> 00:28:08,280
Bye, Dad.

666
00:28:08,400 --> 00:28:10,540
- Thanks for the help, son.
- Yes, sir.

667
00:28:10,580 --> 00:28:11,960
I love you, Mom.

668
00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:13,680
- Bye, baby.
- Bye.

669
00:28:16,590 --> 00:28:18,080
Listen.

670
00:28:18,120 --> 00:28:20,340
I heard you talking to your father.

671
00:28:20,470 --> 00:28:22,160
Don't let him fool you.

672
00:28:22,280 --> 00:28:25,180
He's had his share of
dark days. Believe me.

673
00:28:26,440 --> 00:28:28,720
You've got to take care of yourself.

674
00:28:28,970 --> 00:28:33,900
Not just for you, but for Regina, too.

675
00:28:42,600 --> 00:28:43,720
Watch your ankles.

676
00:28:44,980 --> 00:28:47,660
Oh, no! 20-19.

677
00:28:47,680 --> 00:28:49,700
I guess I'm keeping my eyebrows.

678
00:28:58,980 --> 00:29:00,699
Oh, my gosh.

679
00:29:00,700 --> 00:29:03,360
You are living to be 100.

680
00:29:03,510 --> 00:29:06,210
You're gonna be cruising
the applesauce aisle

681
00:29:06,220 --> 00:29:09,280
in a velour track suit made for a baby.

682
00:29:11,360 --> 00:29:13,500
- Next point wins.
- Next point wins.

683
00:29:16,090 --> 00:29:17,620
Uh-oh.

684
00:29:17,630 --> 00:29:19,370
Picked up your dribble.

685
00:29:19,380 --> 00:29:21,000
You'll never make this shot, Deep Dish.

686
00:29:26,510 --> 00:29:28,410
Haha!

687
00:29:28,420 --> 00:29:29,640
I win!

688
00:29:31,340 --> 00:29:32,540
I win!

689
00:29:39,010 --> 00:29:41,560
It's not fair. You hustled
me. You know you did.

690
00:29:41,760 --> 00:29:44,960
Cancer's not fair.

691
00:29:46,550 --> 00:29:48,400
Okay.

692
00:29:49,180 --> 00:29:50,620
Nice game.

693
00:29:50,630 --> 00:29:52,540
Well played, Ms. Bloom.

694
00:29:55,220 --> 00:29:56,860
Have it your way.

695
00:30:03,020 --> 00:30:04,680
All right, we've done chicken wings,

696
00:30:04,700 --> 00:30:07,180
nachos, movie-theater candy.

697
00:30:07,220 --> 00:30:08,760
What's next?

698
00:30:08,880 --> 00:30:11,110
How about you take me to school

699
00:30:11,160 --> 00:30:12,980
so I can throw up on Chloe?

700
00:30:15,800 --> 00:30:18,750
You know, Chloe doesn't
know where Dad is.

701
00:30:18,760 --> 00:30:20,199
I don't know where Dad is.

702
00:30:20,200 --> 00:30:21,499
I wish he was here

703
00:30:21,500 --> 00:30:24,340
because I think he'd have
all the answers for us.

704
00:30:25,380 --> 00:30:27,120
And I don't know if there's
a Heaven or a Hell,

705
00:30:27,130 --> 00:30:28,860
but if there is,

706
00:30:28,900 --> 00:30:30,880
I would love to believe
that he's in Heaven

707
00:30:30,900 --> 00:30:34,290
'cause I just refuse to
believe that he's in Hell.

708
00:30:36,820 --> 00:30:40,000
I just have all these questions

709
00:30:40,010 --> 00:30:42,720
and hardly enough answers.

710
00:30:42,780 --> 00:30:43,780
You're 15.

711
00:30:43,800 --> 00:30:46,670
You're not supposed to
have these questions yet.

712
00:30:46,680 --> 00:30:49,940
I'm 43. I'm still trying
to figure it all out.

713
00:30:50,760 --> 00:30:52,960
Really?

714
00:30:53,160 --> 00:30:54,500
Yes.

715
00:30:55,380 --> 00:30:57,840
It's like that song goes, remember?

716
00:30:57,900 --> 00:30:59,870
"Someday you'll find it."

717
00:31:00,020 --> 00:31:01,860
"Rainbow Connection."

718
00:31:01,960 --> 00:31:05,700
Your dad sang that to you
right through my belly.

719
00:31:05,740 --> 00:31:07,140
Yeah, I came out thinking

720
00:31:07,180 --> 00:31:08,440
my dad was Kermit the Frog.

721
00:31:10,220 --> 00:31:13,910
Maybe Kermit's trying
to tell us something.

722
00:31:13,920 --> 00:31:15,540
Hmm?

723
00:31:15,550 --> 00:31:17,540
Someday we'll find it.

724
00:31:17,560 --> 00:31:20,120
Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow,

725
00:31:20,140 --> 00:31:24,040
but I'm gonna be right here with you

726
00:31:24,050 --> 00:31:26,680
until you find all the
answers you're looking for.

727
00:31:28,800 --> 00:31:30,380
Thanks, Mom.

728
00:31:32,130 --> 00:31:34,720
And when you find them,
share them with me.

729
00:31:34,920 --> 00:31:37,840
And from now on, only hit Doug.

730
00:31:37,860 --> 00:31:39,540
Deal.

731
00:31:44,220 --> 00:31:46,370
And you're going to Harvard

732
00:31:46,380 --> 00:31:47,670
and I'm coming with you.

733
00:31:47,680 --> 00:31:48,680
- Oh.
- Kidding.

734
00:31:48,681 --> 00:31:50,580
Okay.

735
00:31:51,970 --> 00:31:53,960
Hey, buddy. Brush your teeth!

736
00:31:53,970 --> 00:31:56,540
Then you get 15 minutes of screen time.

737
00:31:56,550 --> 00:31:58,910
All right, I'm gonna smell your breath.

738
00:31:58,920 --> 00:32:00,480
I'm not.

739
00:32:04,280 --> 00:32:06,460
Man, he was so great today.

740
00:32:06,470 --> 00:32:08,620
I can't stop thinking about, uh,

741
00:32:08,630 --> 00:32:09,916
the curtain call.

742
00:32:11,020 --> 00:32:12,980
He started bowing and he never stopped.

743
00:32:13,080 --> 00:32:14,660
I wanted to yell "Timber!"

744
00:32:16,050 --> 00:32:17,670
On the plus side,

745
00:32:17,680 --> 00:32:19,910
his costume was all
padding, so he was fine.

746
00:32:26,130 --> 00:32:27,370
Thanks for today.

747
00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:37,290
I wanted you to see your son be a tree.

748
00:32:46,630 --> 00:32:49,170
I can't be with you anymore.

749
00:32:54,630 --> 00:32:56,040
We worked well together today,

750
00:32:56,070 --> 00:32:58,880
and it reminded me of
what we don't have.

751
00:32:58,980 --> 00:33:01,090
This isn't us.

752
00:33:04,300 --> 00:33:06,180
Maybe it can be.

753
00:33:06,220 --> 00:33:07,500
We were great today.

754
00:33:07,520 --> 00:33:09,330
Yeah, but instead of making me happy,

755
00:33:09,340 --> 00:33:14,210
it made me angry about everything.

756
00:33:14,220 --> 00:33:17,120
I don't think I can get past it,

757
00:33:17,130 --> 00:33:19,800
and I don't think I should have to.

758
00:33:21,020 --> 00:33:23,820
I don't know if I believe in us anymore.

759
00:33:29,340 --> 00:33:31,330
I spent so much time
trying to figure out

760
00:33:31,340 --> 00:33:34,160
why you've done the things you've done,

761
00:33:34,660 --> 00:33:37,300
and I realized what I need to figure out

762
00:33:37,380 --> 00:33:40,680
is why don't I feel like I deserve more.

763
00:33:59,060 --> 00:34:01,999
So, tomorrow night,

764
00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:04,570
you want to go check out
that new taco place

765
00:34:04,600 --> 00:34:05,860
in Coolidge Corner?

766
00:34:05,900 --> 00:34:08,800
You're asking me if I want to eat tacos?

767
00:34:08,860 --> 00:34:11,000
Of course I want to eat tacos.

768
00:34:11,100 --> 00:34:14,240
Okay, well, I finish with my
last patient at 6:00, so...

769
00:34:14,300 --> 00:34:16,779
- 6:01 it is.
- Okay.

770
00:34:30,470 --> 00:34:34,480
I can't... I can't do this.

771
00:34:34,740 --> 00:34:38,210
I ca... I can't watch you die.

772
00:34:41,590 --> 00:34:42,750
Okay.

773
00:34:42,760 --> 00:34:44,240
Please, please.

774
00:34:44,590 --> 00:34:47,240
Please don't ask me to.

775
00:34:47,970 --> 00:34:51,100
Please ask me to stay.

776
00:34:51,220 --> 00:34:53,250
Look, I'm... Look, I'm right...

777
00:34:53,260 --> 00:34:55,790
I'm right here, and we'll
fight this together.

778
00:34:55,800 --> 00:34:59,120
And we will beat this... together.

779
00:34:59,200 --> 00:35:02,080
That's not the deal.

780
00:35:08,720 --> 00:35:10,180
Wait, don't do it.

781
00:35:10,300 --> 00:35:12,250
Don't go. Don't. Don't. Don't.

782
00:35:12,260 --> 00:35:13,260
Don't get out of the car.

783
00:35:13,261 --> 00:35:14,790
Don't. Don't. I...

784
00:35:14,800 --> 00:35:16,370
Don't get out of the car.

785
00:35:29,520 --> 00:35:31,580
Thank you for a great day.

786
00:35:32,640 --> 00:35:35,240
Bye, Gary.

787
00:35:48,720 --> 00:35:50,860
You guys have been saying for months now

788
00:35:50,960 --> 00:35:53,330
that Katherine and I should split.

789
00:35:53,340 --> 00:35:55,250
You finally got what you wanted.

790
00:35:55,260 --> 00:35:57,780
Come on, Ed, that's not what we wanted.

791
00:35:58,520 --> 00:36:00,620
What we wanted was for you to be happy.

792
00:36:00,630 --> 00:36:01,660
Yeah.

793
00:36:01,700 --> 00:36:03,370
And you weren't. Remember?

794
00:36:05,800 --> 00:36:08,140
I don't know what I'm gonna do.

795
00:36:13,980 --> 00:36:16,040
Okay.

796
00:36:16,140 --> 00:36:18,250
My couch is your couch.

797
00:36:18,260 --> 00:36:20,360
As long as you need it.

798
00:36:24,840 --> 00:36:27,600
Thanks, roomie.

799
00:36:28,040 --> 00:36:29,980
- Maggie's gonna love that.
- Oh, yeah.

800
00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:32,080
Who doesn't love dating an
adult man with a roommate?

801
00:36:35,630 --> 00:36:37,250
Yeah, my life isn't going

802
00:36:37,260 --> 00:36:39,080
exactly the way I want it to right now.

803
00:36:39,090 --> 00:36:41,600
Get an icing call.

804
00:36:41,660 --> 00:36:43,499
- When we come back...
- Then we're gonna get along great.

805
00:36:43,500 --> 00:36:45,370
...2:12 left in the second.

806
00:36:45,380 --> 00:36:46,860
Commercial break.

807
00:36:46,870 --> 00:36:48,056
- Bathroom break!
- I'm...

808
00:36:48,080 --> 00:36:50,080
I called it!

809
00:36:50,090 --> 00:36:51,460
- This is exactly why...
- I called it!

810
00:36:51,470 --> 00:36:53,330
This is why you're
getting the couch, Ed.

811
00:36:54,380 --> 00:36:55,540
I'll go to the master.

812
00:36:55,550 --> 00:36:57,080
Stay out of Regina's cosmetics,

813
00:36:57,090 --> 00:36:58,330
and for the last time,

814
00:36:58,340 --> 00:37:00,020
cocoa butter is not a food.

815
00:37:14,510 --> 00:37:16,620
- _
- Uh, Rome?

816
00:37:16,630 --> 00:37:18,330
No, no, no, no.

817
00:37:18,340 --> 00:37:19,830
Okay, okay. Relax.

818
00:37:19,840 --> 00:37:21,120
This is just a box.

819
00:37:21,160 --> 00:37:22,320
- No!
- It doesn't mean that she's...

820
00:37:22,330 --> 00:37:23,699
Don't even say the word.

821
00:37:23,700 --> 00:37:25,250
Well, that's not how you
get someone pregnant.

822
00:37:25,260 --> 00:37:26,956
- You should know that.
- Guys, let's look at the stick.

823
00:37:26,980 --> 00:37:28,380
Where is the stick?

824
00:37:29,340 --> 00:37:30,960
- There it is.
- Oof.

825
00:37:30,970 --> 00:37:32,950
How are you so nonchalantly

826
00:37:32,980 --> 00:37:35,750
touching the part of the
stick Regina urinated on?

827
00:37:37,090 --> 00:37:38,540
Come on.

828
00:37:38,550 --> 00:37:40,270
Why would sh... Why would she do that?

829
00:37:40,280 --> 00:37:41,750
Well, don't smell it.

830
00:37:41,760 --> 00:37:43,080
How does a man who's had

831
00:37:43,090 --> 00:37:44,579
as much promiscuous sex as you

832
00:37:44,580 --> 00:37:46,300
not know how a pregnancy test works?

833
00:37:49,420 --> 00:37:51,000
Congratulations, Papa.

834
00:37:51,010 --> 00:37:53,120
- Dude.
- Dude.

835
00:37:53,130 --> 00:37:55,120
I just quit my job.

836
00:37:55,130 --> 00:37:57,360
I... Oh, man.

837
00:37:58,920 --> 00:38:00,900
Gina and I said no kids.

838
00:38:02,320 --> 00:38:03,830
I just quit my job.

839
00:38:03,840 --> 00:38:05,280
I just quit it.

840
00:38:06,550 --> 00:38:07,750
Listen to me.

841
00:38:09,150 --> 00:38:10,980
My life sucks.

842
00:38:11,060 --> 00:38:14,790
I'm gonna be sleeping on Gary's couch.

843
00:38:14,800 --> 00:38:16,040
I don't even get the guest room.

844
00:38:16,050 --> 00:38:18,170
- What is this speech?
- Okay.

845
00:38:18,180 --> 00:38:20,940
Even though everything is
so bad for me right now,

846
00:38:20,960 --> 00:38:22,680
I wouldn't change a thing

847
00:38:22,720 --> 00:38:25,520
because if I did anything differently,

848
00:38:25,680 --> 00:38:27,710
I wouldn't have Theo.

849
00:38:30,200 --> 00:38:35,960
And he is the greatest
thing I've done ever,

850
00:38:36,680 --> 00:38:38,170
and this baby might be

851
00:38:38,180 --> 00:38:40,580
the best thing you've ever done.

852
00:38:42,380 --> 00:38:44,080
Come on, man.

853
00:38:44,090 --> 00:38:45,240
The best thing I've ever done

854
00:38:45,260 --> 00:38:47,500
is wash my hands.

855
00:38:51,820 --> 00:38:54,870
? Why are there so many ?

856
00:38:54,880 --> 00:38:57,800
? Songs about rainbows? ?

857
00:38:57,880 --> 00:39:00,760
? And what's on the other side? ?

858
00:39:00,820 --> 00:39:04,360
? The other side? ?

859
00:39:04,440 --> 00:39:07,460
? Rainbows are visions ?

860
00:39:07,470 --> 00:39:10,400
? But only illusions ?

861
00:39:10,500 --> 00:39:16,680
? And rainbows have nothing to hide ?

862
00:39:16,780 --> 00:39:19,410
? So we've been told ?

863
00:39:19,420 --> 00:39:22,980
? And some choose to believe it ?

864
00:39:23,200 --> 00:39:26,170
? But I know they're wrong ?

865
00:39:26,180 --> 00:39:29,260
? Wait and see ?

866
00:39:29,550 --> 00:39:32,830
? Someday we'll find it ?

867
00:39:32,840 --> 00:39:35,720
? The rainbow connection ?

868
00:39:35,800 --> 00:39:37,600
? The lovers ?
Hey, Theo.

869
00:39:37,640 --> 00:39:39,500
- ? The dreamers and me ?
- So, Mom and Dad

870
00:39:39,510 --> 00:39:41,120
have something to talk to you about.

871
00:39:42,160 --> 00:39:44,400
_

872
00:39:45,680 --> 00:39:48,480
? Who said that every wish ?

873
00:39:48,500 --> 00:39:51,420
? Would be heard and answered ?

874
00:39:51,630 --> 00:39:57,960
? When wished on the morning star? ?

875
00:39:57,970 --> 00:40:01,120
? Somebody thought of that ?

876
00:40:01,130 --> 00:40:02,700
There you go.

877
00:40:02,840 --> 00:40:05,410
- ? And someone believed it ?
- Can we FaceTime later, Dad?

878
00:40:05,420 --> 00:40:06,830
- ? Look what it's done ?
- Of course we can, pal.

879
00:40:06,840 --> 00:40:10,580
? So far ?

880
00:40:10,700 --> 00:40:13,460
? What's so amazing ?

881
00:40:13,590 --> 00:40:16,800
? That keeps us stargazing? ?

882
00:40:16,840 --> 00:40:23,200
? What, so we think we might see ?

883
00:40:23,420 --> 00:40:26,080
? Someday we'll find it ?

884
00:40:26,090 --> 00:40:28,740
? The rainbow connection ?

885
00:40:28,800 --> 00:40:34,410
? The lovers, the dreamers, and me ?

886
00:40:34,420 --> 00:40:39,410
? La, da-da, dee, da-da-dee ?

887
00:40:41,540 --> 00:40:43,370
I know we've had our history,

888
00:40:43,380 --> 00:40:45,580
but when things get tough,

889
00:40:45,590 --> 00:40:47,250
you're the friend that's always there.

890
00:40:51,320 --> 00:40:52,830
Take care of him.

891
00:40:52,840 --> 00:40:54,330
I will.

892
00:40:59,720 --> 00:41:02,540
? Have you been fast asleep ?

893
00:41:02,550 --> 00:41:06,120
- _
- ? And have you heard voices? ?

894
00:41:06,130 --> 00:41:12,290
? I've heard them calling my name ?

895
00:41:12,300 --> 00:41:14,920
? Is this the sweet sound ?

896
00:41:14,980 --> 00:41:18,190
- ? That calls the young sailors? ?
- We might be out of mint chip.

897
00:41:18,200 --> 00:41:19,250
Mmm!

898
00:41:19,260 --> 00:41:24,720
? The voice might be one and the same ?

899
00:41:24,840 --> 00:41:28,600
? I've heard it too many times ?

900
00:41:28,640 --> 00:41:30,370
- ? To ignore it ?
- I know that you're pregnant.

901
00:41:30,380 --> 00:41:32,750
? It's something ?

902
00:41:32,760 --> 00:41:35,260
- ? That I'm supposed to be ?
- I saw the stick.

903
00:41:35,590 --> 00:41:37,640
It wasn't mine.

904
00:41:37,720 --> 00:41:39,330
Oh.

905
00:41:39,340 --> 00:41:41,140
Oh! Oh, okay.

906
00:41:42,260 --> 00:41:44,000
- Okay.
- Mm-hmm.

907
00:41:45,420 --> 00:41:47,290
Whose was it, then?

908
00:41:53,420 --> 00:41:55,640
It's Delilah's.

909
00:41:59,260 --> 00:42:02,320
? Someday we'll find it ?

910
00:42:02,440 --> 00:42:05,860
? The rainbow connection ?

911
00:42:05,920 --> 00:42:10,779
? The lovers, the dreamers, and me ?

912
00:42:20,590 --> 00:42:21,760
Mm.

913
00:42:22,360 --> 00:42:28,359
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