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What the hell is wrong with you?!

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I-I don't even remember getting
in the car. Is she okay?

3
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She's fine.

4
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I'm so sorry. I don't
know what happened.

5
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You're coked up and drunk
again, that's what happened.

6
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You could have killed our daughter!

7
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Son, I know you've been
resistant in the past,

8
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but I think it's time for
you to get some help.

9
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You're right. I'm ready.

10
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- Come on, son.
- I'll call a tow truck.

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How'd it go?

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5 grand, baby.

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Rock Bottom Industries.

14
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Yeah, I know the place.

15
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We can be there in about an hour.

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I'm wearing a plaid
shirt and green khakis.

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I'll be wearing blue jeans.

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Her name is Angel. She's my sister.

19
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What's she got a taste for?

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You name it... Booze, coke, pills.

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I think she was on ecstasy for Easter.

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She dressed up like a bunny

23
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and gave our uncle a six-hour foot rub.

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Okay. You know it's cash only, right?

25
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Yeah, yeah, the... the
guy at work told me.

26
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But he wouldn't give
me a lot of details.

27
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What is it you guys do, exactly?

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90% of addicts refuse to seek help

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until they've hit rock bottom.

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The problem is, 30% of the
time, rock bottom means death.

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We try to prevent that from happening.

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- Who are you?
- Whoa.

33
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First thing we do is we
get close to the subject

34
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by bonding over similar interests.

35
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Then we party.

36
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Well, they party. My wife and I fake it.

37
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It's a lot easier than you think

38
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to pull the wool over somebody's eyes.

39
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Then when the moment is right,

40
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we slip 'em a Mickey...

41
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...and safely stage the
perfect rock-bottom scenario.

42
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Ooh.

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A quick shot of epinephrine,
and they wake up to a scene

44
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that sends them running
straight to rehab.

45
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All right. So, look. We
know that she's homeless

46
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and she lives on the
beach, but we need more.

47
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So I want you to write down
everything you know about her...

48
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What she's been through already,

49
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what she loves, what she fears.

50
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Bloody Mary and a shot of Tito's.

51
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- Um...
- Mm.

52
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Hair of the dog, baby.

53
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You know what? I think I saw a flier

54
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for a beach house for
rent when we came in.

55
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Maybe it's available this weekend.

56
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How do you spell "arachnophobia"?

57
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It's not the SATs. Just
put "fear of spiders."

58
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Where are those keys? I'm sorry.

59
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I have a tendency to misplace things.

60
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Mother says I get that from Grandpa,

61
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and he died of dementia in August.

62
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Or was it April?

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Shit, shit, shit.

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- Shit, shit, shit!
- Sugar, sugar, sugar, sugar,

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sugar, sugar, sugar, sugar.

66
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Ah, here they are. Great.

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Um, cash okay?

68
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Oh, yeah. Sure. Cash is great, yeah.

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It's, uh... It's Mother's property.

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Usually people book
online, but this way,

71
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I don't have to tell her
anyone rented the place.

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Just if you do me a solid and
don't write in the guest book.

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Don't worry. We're good
at keeping secrets.

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Shit!

75
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Should she be at a hospital?

76
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Oh, our insurance only pays for one day,

77
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so we're trying to wait
till, uh, after midnight.

78
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Vivian, uh, could you take my
car, see if you can find Bodhi?

79
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The sound system is acting
up, and we got that band

80
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that you introduced me
to playing tonight.

81
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One Bodhi coming up.

82
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Sweetheart, do you
want a muscle relaxer?

83
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If the vagina's a muscle, yes.

84
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Holy shit.

85
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Overdosed five times.

86
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- Seriously?
- Yeah.

87
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Legally dead twice.

88
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Says here last time,
she O.D.'d on purpose

89
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so she could finish her
argument with God.

90
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What's all that?

91
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Thought you said you wanted,
uh, all the newspapers

92
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so you could look for an apartment.

93
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But these are all the same newspaper.

94
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Yeah. We only have one
newspaper, The Morning Tide.

95
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I thought you wanted all of them

96
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so that no one else could read 'em

97
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and there'd be no competition
for the apartments.

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That's not what I meant,

99
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but it makes a hell of a lot of sense.

100
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Lot of stuff about dogs in here.

101
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Oh, really?

102
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Yeah, she had a bunch growing up

103
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and used to work at a shelter

104
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before they fired her
for stealing ketamine.

105
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She even has a tattoo that
says "Black Labs Matter."

106
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Hey, remember that job we did in Miami?

107
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What, the one with the homeless guy?

108
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I hated that one. Too much blood.

109
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- Yeah, but it worked.
- Hmm.

110
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So what if we did the same
thing but with a dog?

111
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Mm. You are sick.

112
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All right. I'll go find our gal.

113
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You go find our dog.

114
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There's a police report in here

115
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about a guy who's been
spotted down at the beach

116
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trying to have sex with conch shells.

117
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Oh, I know that dude.

118
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He's not a bad guy, just has a type.

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Hey!

120
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The sound system at the
restaurant is acting up.

121
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I don't know. Tommy wants to
know if you can come fix it.

122
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Sure.

123
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Whoa.

124
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Tommy's air freshener
kind of smells like

125
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the inside of my grandma's purse.

126
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Yeah.

127
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Mind if I ride in the back?

128
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Oh.

129
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I mean, suit yourself.

130
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- This might take a while.
- Damn it.

131
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Make yourself at home, buddy.

132
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You got a light?

133
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Yeah, you got an extra ciggy, I do.

134
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Sure.

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- Thank you.
- Uh-huh.

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Oh, thank you.

137
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- You live around here?
- On vacation... kinda.

138
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It's a working vacation.

139
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I'm, um... I am writing a book...

140
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- Hmm.
- ... about, uh...

141
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About out-of-body experiences.

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- Mm!
- Yeah. So, I rented a house.

143
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I kind of thought the peace and
quiet would help me focus,

144
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but I'm kind of going
a little stir-crazy.

145
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Yeah, you seem a little antsy.

146
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- Too much coffee?
- Something like that.

147
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Mm-hmm. Still got a little

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"something like that" under your nose.

149
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Oh, shit.

150
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I-It helps me write.

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I don't... I don't do it every day.

152
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Just a couple lines in the morning.

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Mmm!

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That's good shit.

155
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_

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And then God looks at me,

157
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and he goes, "Angel,
what's with those pants?"

158
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It's like, "Well, what
do you mean, God?"

159
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What you talking about...
The style, the color?

160
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"What exactly is your beef
with my choice of dungarees?"

161
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And then he just stares
at me for a while.

162
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Now, I hesitate saying
it was a sexual stare,

163
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what, with him being God and all,

164
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but I think he wanted me
to take off my pants.

165
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You know what? I bet he did.

166
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He's probably a freak. I mean, come on.

167
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You don't make every woman
scream your name during sex

168
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if you're not super into yourself.

169
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Right.

170
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I found the problem.

171
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Baby, I think we got to get in the car.

172
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I'm pretty sure I see a nose.

173
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Oh, God. Okay, okay. Uh,
I'm gonna go get my purse.

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- You have rats.
- Shh!

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What are you talking about?
We don't have rats in here.

176
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Something chewed these things up good.

177
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I need to go buy more wires.

178
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I can go with you to buy
more wire if you want.

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You know, if you just,
like, need some help

180
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picking out a color.

181
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There's a RadioShack
right near my apartment.

182
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I thought they went out of business.

183
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Me too.

184
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No, but this one's still open.

185
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I guess nobody told them.
It can be our little secret.

186
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- I don't like secrets.
- I don't like secrets, either.

187
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I think we should tell them.

188
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- Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.
- Sugar, sugar, sugar, sugar.

189
00:09:04,168 --> 00:09:06,874
- Shi-i-i-t!
- Sugar-r-r-r!

190
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I'll take that one.

191
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- Here we are.
- Whew.

192
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You got a dog!

193
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- Oh, yeah.
- Oh, I love dogs.

194
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What's his name?

195
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Uh, Tater Tot?

196
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Tater Tot.

197
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Okay, baby.

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Mm. There we go.

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- How's it going?
- Oh, great.

200
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It is going... so great.

201
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I'm just here to get
the roofies. Roofies.

202
00:09:54,254 --> 00:09:57,324
? With so much drama in the L-B-C ?

203
00:09:57,325 --> 00:10:01,794
? It's kinda hard bein'
Snoop D-O-double-G ?

204
00:10:01,804 --> 00:10:05,604
? But I, somehow, some way ?

205
00:10:05,605 --> 00:10:10,134
? Keep comin' up with funky-ass
shit nearly every single day ?

206
00:10:10,144 --> 00:10:13,814
? And can I kick a little
somethin' for the G's? ?

207
00:10:13,815 --> 00:10:17,544
? And make a few friends
is a breeze through ?

208
00:10:17,545 --> 00:10:20,014
? Don't you know it's
2:00 in the mornin' ?

209
00:10:20,015 --> 00:10:22,814
? And the party's still jumpin' ?

210
00:10:22,824 --> 00:10:25,684
? 'Cause my mama ain't home ?

211
00:10:25,694 --> 00:10:29,424
? And I'll be rollin' down
the street, smokin' Indo ?

212
00:10:29,425 --> 00:10:32,294
? Sippin' on gin and juice, laid back ?

213
00:10:32,295 --> 00:10:35,164
? With my mind on my money
and my money on my mind ?

214
00:10:48,514 --> 00:10:52,584
? So later on that day ?

215
00:10:52,585 --> 00:10:55,514
? My homey Dr. Dre ?

216
00:10:55,524 --> 00:11:00,794
? He came by with a gang of Tanqueray ?

217
00:11:00,795 --> 00:11:06,124
? And a fat-ass J of
some bubonic chronic ?

218
00:11:06,134 --> 00:11:08,264
? You know it made me choke ?

219
00:11:08,265 --> 00:11:12,664
? It ain't no joke, I had
to back up off of it ?

220
00:11:12,674 --> 00:11:15,361
? Set my cup of gin down ?

221
00:11:16,375 --> 00:11:18,404
? Don't you know,
Tanqueray and chronic ?

222
00:11:18,405 --> 00:11:20,404
? Well, I'm up now ?

223
00:12:05,854 --> 00:12:07,254
What the hell's going on?

224
00:12:07,255 --> 00:12:08,594
Well, you're in the hospital.

225
00:12:08,888 --> 00:12:11,724
And, um, I don't know how to...

226
00:12:11,730 --> 00:12:13,534
To tell you this, um,

227
00:12:13,535 --> 00:12:16,464
but you were under the
influence of some substances,

228
00:12:16,465 --> 00:12:18,642
and it appears that you...

229
00:12:19,581 --> 00:12:21,727
Ate a woman's dog.

230
00:12:22,194 --> 00:12:24,194
I what?

231
00:12:24,200 --> 00:12:25,743
You ate a dog.

232
00:12:27,089 --> 00:12:28,359
Oh.

233
00:12:28,614 --> 00:12:31,014
But you just have to
remember that it wasn't you.

234
00:12:31,015 --> 00:12:32,084
It was the drugs.

235
00:12:32,085 --> 00:12:33,743
Addiction is serious,

236
00:12:33,749 --> 00:12:35,814
and there are a lot of ways
that you can get help.

237
00:12:38,624 --> 00:12:40,154
I ate a dog?

238
00:12:40,155 --> 00:12:42,354
That's insane!

239
00:12:42,364 --> 00:12:45,424
Well, I guess I ain't
a vegetarian no more.

240
00:12:47,634 --> 00:12:48,830
You must...

241
00:12:48,836 --> 00:12:51,364
You're probably just
still a little bit high.

242
00:12:51,374 --> 00:12:53,634
I contacted your brother.
He's on his way to come get...

243
00:12:53,635 --> 00:12:54,834
Wait, what? Steve?

244
00:12:54,844 --> 00:12:56,304
- Yes, Steve.
- Oh, no, no, no, no.

245
00:12:56,305 --> 00:12:58,774
Not Steve. No! No. Steve's a buzzkill.

246
00:12:58,775 --> 00:13:00,644
- Wait. Buzzkill?
- No. Mnh-mnh!

247
00:13:00,645 --> 00:13:02,844
Mnh-mnh! No!

248
00:13:07,854 --> 00:13:09,714
Up high!

249
00:13:14,324 --> 00:13:17,364
I was right. This is
gonna be a tough one.

250
00:13:21,404 --> 00:13:22,994
Can't believe she thinks she ate a dog,

251
00:13:23,004 --> 00:13:25,004
- and she still wanted to get high.
- Hmm.

252
00:13:25,005 --> 00:13:26,544
Guy in Miami couldn't hand over

253
00:13:26,550 --> 00:13:28,134
those bath salts quick enough.

254
00:13:28,144 --> 00:13:29,898
Which reminds me, what
did we do with those?

255
00:13:29,904 --> 00:13:31,740
My back's a little tight.
I could use a soak.

256
00:13:31,746 --> 00:13:33,344
Just in and out, okay?

257
00:13:33,345 --> 00:13:35,614
Just hold it in for five
seconds and then let it out.

258
00:13:36,744 --> 00:13:38,108
How long are the contractions?

259
00:13:38,114 --> 00:13:39,513
Uh, we are not here right now.

260
00:13:39,519 --> 00:13:42,284
I told you we are not here until
midnight, so you can't talk to us.

261
00:13:42,285 --> 00:13:45,352
Ohh. Do you think you can get
me some ice chips, honey?

262
00:13:45,358 --> 00:13:47,169
Um...

263
00:13:47,833 --> 00:13:49,503
- They're free.
- Yeah.

264
00:13:49,509 --> 00:13:51,509
Yeah. Okay.

265
00:13:51,515 --> 00:13:54,255
How much does the baby either look like

266
00:13:54,261 --> 00:13:56,521
or not look like the
father when it's born?

267
00:13:58,304 --> 00:14:00,104
Was the other guy you had sex with

268
00:14:00,105 --> 00:14:01,974
the same color as your fiancé?

269
00:14:01,975 --> 00:14:04,304
Kinda. I mean...

270
00:14:04,305 --> 00:14:06,444
According to the paint
swatches at Lowe's,

271
00:14:06,445 --> 00:14:09,444
uh, my fiancé's more of a summer linen.

272
00:14:09,445 --> 00:14:11,644
The other guy is a toasted coconut.

273
00:14:11,654 --> 00:14:14,984
Well, as long as your fiancé
isn't a house painter,

274
00:14:14,985 --> 00:14:17,924
I'd say you should be safe for a while.

275
00:14:26,334 --> 00:14:29,064
Dr. Elton to the emergency room.

276
00:14:29,065 --> 00:14:31,534
Billy's back.

277
00:14:31,535 --> 00:14:33,804
Hey, Steve, um, I hope you get this.

278
00:14:33,805 --> 00:14:36,007
Listen, we're just, uh...
We're running a little behind

279
00:14:36,013 --> 00:14:37,701
schedule. Nothing... Nothing
to worry about, and...

280
00:14:38,814 --> 00:14:41,344
Hey, Shelley, I can't see
through this wrinkled glass.

281
00:14:41,345 --> 00:14:44,337
She's back. Hey, hey, answer the door.

282
00:14:46,419 --> 00:14:48,289
Shelley!

283
00:14:51,101 --> 00:14:53,231
Sorry I ate your pet.

284
00:14:53,237 --> 00:14:55,154
I could not find you another dog,

285
00:14:55,155 --> 00:14:56,424
but I caught you a parrot.

286
00:14:56,425 --> 00:14:57,579
Mm.

287
00:14:57,585 --> 00:14:58,921
Oh.

288
00:14:59,818 --> 00:15:00,888
Shit.

289
00:15:01,127 --> 00:15:03,834
Oh, I got oxy. Ah.

290
00:15:03,835 --> 00:15:07,500
Take two, and we'll be
riding the same cloud.

291
00:15:12,160 --> 00:15:14,160
What, uh... What's going on?

292
00:15:14,374 --> 00:15:17,184
She's making snow angels
on the shag carpet.

293
00:15:21,724 --> 00:15:23,654
Oh, you know what? You ought to hydrate.

294
00:15:23,655 --> 00:15:25,984
- Mm-hmm, yeah.
- All right, listen.

295
00:15:25,994 --> 00:15:28,394
We got another shot at this
before her brother gets here,

296
00:15:28,395 --> 00:15:31,394
so we got to think about what we can do

297
00:15:31,395 --> 00:15:34,264
to make this lunatic hit rock bottom.

298
00:15:34,265 --> 00:15:36,264
I got it.

299
00:15:36,265 --> 00:15:39,204
We make her believe she had
sex with an 8-year-old.

300
00:15:39,205 --> 00:15:41,274
- What?
- It's great.

301
00:15:41,275 --> 00:15:43,544
See, you go, and you
find an 8-year-old boy.

302
00:15:43,545 --> 00:15:45,544
And then you lure him in here

303
00:15:45,545 --> 00:15:47,544
with one of those spinner things.

304
00:15:47,545 --> 00:15:49,614
And then as soon as she's passed out,

305
00:15:49,615 --> 00:15:53,284
we strip them both naked and
put them in the bed together.

306
00:15:53,285 --> 00:15:55,484
Yeah, I'm not luring an
8-year-old anywhere.

307
00:15:55,485 --> 00:15:57,354
Okay. So, we'll get a midget.

308
00:15:57,355 --> 00:15:59,624
But you have to shave him so he looks 8.

309
00:15:59,625 --> 00:16:01,624
And I'm also not shaving a midget.

310
00:16:01,625 --> 00:16:03,494
Do whatever you want, man. It's cool.

311
00:16:03,495 --> 00:16:05,964
Meantime, I'm gonna go knock
her out, so give me a roofie.

312
00:16:05,965 --> 00:16:08,434
No, I'm not giving her two
roofies in the same day,

313
00:16:08,435 --> 00:16:10,976
no matter how in shape her
heart is from all the cocaine.

314
00:16:10,982 --> 00:16:12,304
- It's not safe.
- Fine.

315
00:16:12,305 --> 00:16:14,834
Then... we'll go old-school.

316
00:16:14,835 --> 00:16:17,034
I'll drink her under the table.

317
00:16:19,114 --> 00:16:21,174
Who the hell were you
yelling at in there?

318
00:16:21,175 --> 00:16:22,844
I saw a ghost.

319
00:16:26,314 --> 00:16:27,714
Rock Bottom Industries.

320
00:16:27,724 --> 00:16:28,914
Hey, it's Steve.

321
00:16:28,924 --> 00:16:30,184
Hey, um, listen.

322
00:16:30,185 --> 00:16:31,654
We're gonna need another hour.

323
00:16:31,655 --> 00:16:33,594
An hour?

324
00:17:09,783 --> 00:17:12,333
What the hell?! You promised
me this would be safe!

325
00:17:12,339 --> 00:17:14,931
- It usually is.
- You were the ones who got her drunk.

326
00:17:14,937 --> 00:17:16,067
You were the ones who drugged her.

327
00:17:16,068 --> 00:17:17,667
I thought you said you were a doctor!

328
00:17:17,668 --> 00:17:18,937
Practically a doctor!

329
00:17:18,938 --> 00:17:20,477
Practically. There were no guarantees.

330
00:17:20,478 --> 00:17:22,337
And you were the one who
told us she loved dogs,

331
00:17:22,347 --> 00:17:23,947
so who was wrong about that, huh?

332
00:17:23,948 --> 00:17:25,607
What happened?

333
00:17:25,617 --> 00:17:27,147
Oh, look who's up.

334
00:17:27,409 --> 00:17:30,549
Oh, shit. I must have
passed out before her.

335
00:17:30,754 --> 00:17:33,084
Oh, you didn't shave a midget, did you?

336
00:17:33,090 --> 00:17:35,290
I started thinking about one
I went to high school with,

337
00:17:35,300 --> 00:17:36,867
and I felt kind of bad about it.

338
00:17:36,873 --> 00:17:38,073
She's dead!

339
00:17:38,079 --> 00:17:39,830
- What?!
- We gotta go. We gotta go.

340
00:17:39,831 --> 00:17:40,973
- What's hap...
- Come on. Let's go.

341
00:17:40,979 --> 00:17:42,655
If I were you, I'd leave
her out on the beach.

342
00:17:42,661 --> 00:17:45,788
And remember, you hired us,
so you're equally responsible.

343
00:17:45,794 --> 00:17:47,724
Come on, come on.

344
00:18:00,120 --> 00:18:01,720
You okay?

345
00:18:01,721 --> 00:18:04,513
I just still can't believe it.

346
00:18:05,303 --> 00:18:06,949
Look, it's not our fault, Shelley.

347
00:18:06,955 --> 00:18:08,685
That woman was gonna die at some point,

348
00:18:08,691 --> 00:18:11,561
and there was nothing that
anyone could have done about it.

349
00:18:11,567 --> 00:18:14,437
I just can't believe I'm still alive.

350
00:18:15,536 --> 00:18:17,936
We both did the same drugs.

351
00:18:18,540 --> 00:18:21,103
How come she's gone and I'm not?

352
00:18:21,109 --> 00:18:24,379
What are you talking about?
You were faking the drugs.

353
00:18:26,692 --> 00:18:29,962
I haven't faked it for over a year.

354
00:18:30,550 --> 00:18:32,280
Oh, honey.

355
00:18:37,020 --> 00:18:40,830
I don't want to do this anymore.

356
00:18:40,831 --> 00:18:43,090
I think I need help.

357
00:18:43,100 --> 00:18:45,430
Okay.

358
00:18:45,431 --> 00:18:47,900
We'll get you some help.

359
00:19:01,850 --> 00:19:04,380
Well, that worked like a charm.

360
00:19:04,381 --> 00:19:05,920
I was so nervous.

361
00:19:05,921 --> 00:19:07,590
I thought for sure she
was going to figure out

362
00:19:07,591 --> 00:19:09,163
I was faking the drugs.

363
00:19:12,929 --> 00:19:14,529
Yeah, tell me about it.

364
00:19:14,535 --> 00:19:17,065
She almost caught me slipping
a roofie into her water.

365
00:19:22,393 --> 00:19:25,540
She's making snow angels
on the shag carpet.

366
00:19:27,457 --> 00:19:29,397
I can't believe we pulled it off.

367
00:19:29,403 --> 00:19:30,628
Well, when I saw you in that improv

368
00:19:30,634 --> 00:19:32,144
show, I knew you could do it.

369
00:19:32,150 --> 00:19:33,962
Mm. Thank you, but most of that

370
00:19:33,968 --> 00:19:35,950
stuff is planned out beforehand.

371
00:19:35,951 --> 00:19:38,150
We tell the audience it
isn't, but it really is.

372
00:19:38,151 --> 00:19:40,739
Wait. Are you telling me
that all improv is fake?

373
00:19:40,745 --> 00:19:41,869
- Yep.
- Yep.

374
00:19:41,875 --> 00:19:43,068
Huh.

375
00:19:44,160 --> 00:19:46,830
You think it'd be better. Well, thanks.

376
00:19:46,831 --> 00:19:49,630
I never thought I'd be on
the other side of this.

377
00:19:49,631 --> 00:19:52,030
Hey, how long's she going away for?

378
00:19:52,031 --> 00:19:53,900
90 days.

379
00:19:53,901 --> 00:19:56,640
Good for her.

380
00:20:11,339 --> 00:20:13,399
Rock Bottom Industries?

381
00:20:13,790 --> 00:20:17,260
Um, sure. One... One second, sir.

382
00:20:17,261 --> 00:20:19,590
Could you hold... I am trying
to do business right now.

383
00:20:19,591 --> 00:20:23,790
? Baby, I know there's somethin'
you're not tellin' me ?

384
00:20:25,870 --> 00:20:30,540
? Darlin', you were a
weight on every smile ?

385
00:20:32,410 --> 00:20:37,313
? Honey, I can see your
lips just tremblin' ?

386
00:20:38,510 --> 00:20:42,788
? Achin' just to break and tell me why ?

387
00:20:44,890 --> 00:20:49,367
? But I-I-I-I don't wanna know ?

388
00:20:50,131 --> 00:20:53,601
? Don't spill, baby, don't confess ?

389
00:20:53,607 --> 00:20:57,547
? I don't wanna love you less ?

390
00:20:57,700 --> 00:21:03,230
? I-I-I-I-I don't want to hear ?

391
00:21:03,240 --> 00:21:06,570
? Something that'll crush me, dear ?

392
00:21:06,571 --> 00:21:08,640
? I don't wanna know ?

393
00:21:10,710 --> 00:21:12,708
? I do ?

394
00:21:12,714 --> 00:21:16,584
? Wanna see you laughin' loud ?

395
00:21:16,824 --> 00:21:20,084
? I do want you and me ?

396
00:21:20,090 --> 00:21:24,360
? To hover up above the ground ?

397
00:21:36,270 --> 00:21:40,270
? I-I-I-I-I don't wanna know ?

398
00:21:40,271 --> 00:21:42,470
I'm sorry. The keys have
got to be here somewhere.

399
00:21:42,480 --> 00:21:43,940
I'm just a bit out of sorts.

400
00:21:43,941 --> 00:21:45,880
My fiancée gave birth last week,

401
00:21:45,881 --> 00:21:47,789
and I haven't really been sleeping.

402
00:21:47,795 --> 00:21:50,405
I looked down. I shouldn't
have looked down.

403
00:21:50,411 --> 00:21:51,748
Oh, well, not a problem.

404
00:21:51,754 --> 00:21:53,614
My family doesn't arrive
till the evening.

405
00:21:53,620 --> 00:21:56,507
Normally I'd be counting the
seconds, but I'm cured.

406
00:21:56,513 --> 00:21:58,014
Hey, Vivian, could you check and see

407
00:21:58,020 --> 00:21:59,760
if the keys to the beach
house are back there?

408
00:22:01,284 --> 00:22:03,512
Okay!

409
00:22:04,820 --> 00:22:09,376
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